You can thank TexAgs for this (you will never read that sentence again). Their complaining over the all-SEC team excluding A&M sparked a discussion about All-Americans in general. So, as the commentariat is wont to do, we meandered around various dick jokes and .gifs until the idea of making an EDSBS All-American team was suggested. Nominations began flying, and it was decided it needed its own post.
Here are the criteria: Staff an entire football team (3/4 or 4/3 TBA) with players who have amused us over the last few years. It must be noted that this team has absolutely naught to do with talent. It is 100% based on the entertainment value of the players' careers and/or off-field antics. Let me repeat that for anyone who is butthurt that their favorite player is not mentioned (coughalabamafanscough): THIS HAS ZERO TO DO WITH TALENT, EVERYTHING TO DO WITH LULZ. Just like Notre Dame recruiting, apparently.
So nominate here, and we'll vote in a few weeks. Extra points given for pictures and gifs supporting your cause.
Edit: As the Western world divides itself at the birth of Christ, we must so divide EDSBS history by the coming of the Florida chosen one. Since Fearless Leader already did a variety of this in 2005, this one will only consider players who took snaps from 2006 until now. If not, let's face it, it's gonna be 22 Brian Bosworths.