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Sheer Entertainment All-Americans

You can thank TexAgs for this (you will never read that sentence again). Their complaining over the all-SEC team excluding A&M sparked a discussion about All-Americans in general. So, as the commentariat is wont to do, we meandered around various dick jokes and .gifs until the idea of making an EDSBS All-American team was suggested. Nominations began flying, and it was decided it needed its own post.

Here are the criteria: Staff an entire football team (3/4 or 4/3 TBA) with players who have amused us over the last few years. It must be noted that this team has absolutely naught to do with talent. It is 100% based on the entertainment value of the players' careers and/or off-field antics. Let me repeat that for anyone who is butthurt that their favorite player is not mentioned (coughalabamafanscough): THIS HAS ZERO TO DO WITH TALENT, EVERYTHING TO DO WITH LULZ. Just like Notre Dame recruiting, apparently.

So nominate here, and we'll vote in a few weeks. Extra points given for pictures and gifs supporting your cause.

Edit: As the Western world divides itself at the birth of Christ, we must so divide EDSBS history by the coming of the Florida chosen one. Since Fearless Leader already did a variety of this in 2005, this one will only consider players who took snaps from 2006 until now. If not, let's face it, it's gonna be 22 Brian Bosworths.

FanPosts are user-submitted, and thus NOT representative of EDSBS editorial or any of our opinions unless posted by us ourselves. Please refrain from posting blatant spam or self-promotion, because this makes us hate you. Thanks!

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