OH HOLD ON TO YOUR KHAKIS MICHAEL FELDER IT'S THE ACC EPISODE--

You like basketball? Then you'll love ACC football, coming at you in this conference survey of America's most "Hoops, we did it again" conference.* This episode features all one needs to know about the ACC: its history, its members, and how they'd all actually rather be doing something else except for Clemson and Florida State, two football pupils slowly being driven mad by being in the wrong school. ("Oh my god," says Clemson watching Harry Potter, "sometimes I feel like an undiscovered wizard, too!")

*"It"="Belk Bowl"