THIS IS OUR INDEPENDENCE DAY

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Enjoy your Independence Day, as we will be in New York at the Crif Dog Classic attempting to eat 1/10th as many hot dogs as a 120 pound Japanese man in a competitive eating contest. You know: just as our forefathers planned it. Please remember that Randy Quaid died so that you may live, and don't blow up anything that doesn't absolutely deserve blowing up.

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