Its a stormy day in South Bend, Indiana. Jimmy Clausen is in town for the annual Notre Dame Legends Day. BC humiliates ND, 37-10. Following the game Clausen stops at a diner. He takes out the 2012 Notre Dame Football Guide and begins reading...

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I'm talking away

I don't know what

I'm saying, but I'll say it anyway

Today's another day, for ND to lose going away

I'll be coming for your souls, OK?

Take on me, take me on

I'll be gone

Im coming for youuuuuuuu

So needless to say

I'm odd and scary

But that's me, bumbling away

Learning that a Navy loss is OK.

Say after me

It's no better to be 8-5 than 3-9

Take on me, take me on

I'll be gone

Im coming for youuuuuu

Turn around, Gary Gray

Why doesnt Rees just throw it away?

Did he forget the play

Clock, of all the things he's got to

remember

You're shying away?

I'll be coming for you anyway

Take on me, take me on

I'll be gone

Im coming for youu