Let's go to space on a couch made of bamboo and future technology: IT'S THE PAC-12 EPISODE FEATURING JOKES ABOUT BUTTS AND SEX AND ASTRONAUTS.

The sci-fi conference gets the full, extra-trippy spa music treatment as we examine the thousand things that can kill you out West, the odd grooming requirements for admission to USC, how Ty Willingham kills everything, how Arizona wouldn't have happened without a pair of gamblers and a saloon keeper, how John Mackovic turned to pita chips when they left him outside one night, the mascot power rankings including a discussion on the paralegals of the demon world, and you just keep walking that way, Boise. Just keep walking that way.