You know, most websites would just cut and paste from an LSU message board--THE LSU message board, mind you--but not us. No, we at EDSBS believe in bringing you the unvarnished, unfiltered document straight from the dark corners of the Alabama judicial system itself. So you if you wanna read the alleged story of how Kristen Saban beat some ass in a dorm room one night, you just click right here and pretend the Freeh report didn't confirm the worst of what you already knew about the Penn State case. Favorite line: "I'M GOING TO JAIL."