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We ran out of room quickly, but if your qb's answer is [FILE NOT FOUND], you're probably a Florida fan, and if you're looking for Landry Jones hush you, he's perfect as long as he reports to camp with the Landrystache intact. This is all prep for those of you unready for an onslaught of "OMG MATT BARKLEY IS PERFECT" stories, something you should expect in buckets this year as the West Coast's Tebow falls into the lap of those in the mood for easy Heisman stories. (And, as we've noted, he is sort of the perfect quarterback happening at an imperfect time for USC.)