South Alabama, you has a sad. The University of Lindenwood-Belleville's football program is entering their first year of existence, but they'll be damned if anyone loves these United States of America any more than they do. Sure, the NCAA postures post-Boise about not letting anyone at the FBS level ever play god again, but BIG FOOTBALL CAN'T TELL ME AND MY KIN HOW TO LIVE OUR LIVES. THESE COLORS DON'T RUN, BROTHER.