Let us just say first of all that strictly from a bakery-engineering point of view, this is a fantastic case. A realistic entrail and tire mark and a general impression of deliciousness? A tour de force of artistic baking at the least, and it's a red velvet cake to match.* The idea of getting into a war with Georgians in displaying bad taste seems foolish, but this will end with a racist portrayal of a stinging insect. We have no idea how this will happen, but we have faith that it will. (No, not you smart UGA grads, but the guys named Red who empty their weekend's worth of garbage onto the quads after games and speed off without looking back once. THOSE guys will make this happen.) (Via.) *We know red velvet cake is just chocolate with red food coloring in it. WHY WON'T WE SHEEPLE JUST WAKE UP AND LISTEN TO THE JOYKILLERS OF THE WORLD? Because the red gives it the magic, that's why. Fuck off, and leave us to appreciate the sorcery.