EDSBS CHARITY BOOGALOO: DON'T MAKE BIG RED COME TO YOUR HOUSE

HI. LOVE ME.

Don't make us send him to your house. We really don't want to, but if that's what it takes, then we will drive him there ourselves and leave him in your yard. He'll sit there, huge, red, and as terrifying as a sentient tumor that grew up on Clifford the Dog, decided Birdwell Island sucked, and jetted to the mainland to be a professional vagrant/hitchiker on a college campus. (For the geographic area that is Western Kentucky, this is an appropriate mascot.)

But seriously, if we don't finish strong in the EDSBS Charity drive, he's coming to your house. DONATE HERE to the quality people at Refugee Resettlement and Immigration Services of Atlanta, and accomplish two noble goals at once: one, helping to make new Americans of the world's survivors, and two, to avoid a fuzzy crimson hobo from prowling around your house until you give money to charity.

Standings after the jump. Your new smug, goldenhearted charity gods are in fact the usual smug, goldenhearted charity gods, but that $500 donation from UGA? Not only surprising and welcome, but certainly worthy of a personal delivery of these photos of Aaron Murray fishing nude in Mexico. (No, we're not posting them, but they are BEAUTIFUL.)

EDSBS Charity Drive -

Updated through May 2nd

School Name

TOTAL

Univ. Michigan

4789

Oklahoma State

1114

Notre Dame

975

UGA

770

Univ. Alabama

708

WVU

394

Univ. Florida

386

Missouri S & T

380

VA Tech

252

Ohio State

250

Miami University

247

Case Western Reserve

237

Syracuse Univ.

147

GA Tech

129

Univ. Texas

129

Arkansas

106

Texas A & M

100

Univ. Minnesota

98

TCU

82

Washington

75

Vanderbilt

72

Kenyon

69

Univ. Tennessee

69

Clemson

63

Auburn

237

Michigan State

45

Purdue

52

USC

50

Make Spencer Eat Cheese

50

Utah

48

Indiana

46

Univ. Mississippi

45

Illinois

41

Middle Tennessee State

38

North Texas

24

Penn State Univ.

20

Georgia State

20

Harvard

10

Total

12367

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