"I don't care if it's a muskrat. If it's in the water, it's a fish, and it's going in the live well." "Sorry, ma'am. That eye will come right out with my hook, trust me." "Shit, is that Kevin Steele's corpse over there?" "Frank, wash your hands. I know where that ass AND those jeans have been." "Never call 'em stretch marks. They seem to prefer 'racing stripes for sex machines.'" "I didn't fall off the boat. The damned lake hit me in the face, that's what happened." "Hal Mumme caught a 14 pound bass in Valdosta once when we were out. That's impressive, but more impressive was the bass throwing for 4,000 yards the following season." (Via.)