The Bear smoking and choking something would be the first thing your eyes drift to, but look a bit deeper. Bear Bryant had enormous, tennis racket-sized hands, and they are struggling to wrap themselves around Bob Devaney's girthsome neckstalk. That's got to be the width of a good sewer pipe or adolescent oak tree, and likely just as impenetrable. The Devaneys survived the French Revolution when the guillotine bounced off Simone Devaney's neck and a stunned crowd demaned her release. Here's this quote we just made up that confirms this: . "Bob Devaney what is your least feared fear?" "Being beheaded, Stan. Not happening. Simply not happening."