YOUR WISH IS GRANTED, RON BROWN

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My Lord, i have done your bidding. I, Ron Brown, assistant at Nebraska, have publicly condemned homosexuality, and stood by your word. If I should lose my job as a result, it would be a greater honor than being fired for losing games.

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Crazy Old Testament God: THANK YOU. AND YOU'RE FIRED.

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Whaaa----

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WHO SAYS I DON'T ANSWER PRAYERS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAH EXCUSE ME I HAVE TO GO CAPSIZE AN INDONESIAN FERRY. IT NEVER GETS OLD! NEVER! IT'S THE CHICKEN WINGS TO MY DIET. THEY JUST KEEP COMING BACK STRONG EVERY TIME AND I CAN'T RESIST.

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But I did exactly what you said.

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YES YOU DID. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THAT. I ALSO JUST BLEW UP THE ALTERNATOR IN YOUR CAR BECAUSE THOSE THINGS ARE JUST SO TOUCHY AREN'T THEY? BOOM! I ALSO JUST GAVE A SECOND OSCAR TO HELEN HUNT. TAKE THAT, ART.

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Man. Where's New Testament God?

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HE WORKS ON WEDNESDAYS.

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It's Wednesday.

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IS IT? [LOOKS SMITE-Y]

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Awwwwww dangit.

Seriously, no matter what your beliefs are, asking to get fired is a great way for Crazy Old Testament God to up and fire your ass. Because he has a sense of humor, man. We're also turning off comments because HAHAHAHA CRAZY OLD TESTAMENT GOD WORKS EVERY DAY AT EDSBS.

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