Since something's happening, and definitely and permanently happening at Arkansas this afternoon,...
Since something's happening, and definitely and permanently happening at Arkansas this afternoon, let's just go ahead and not spread any rumors. Rumors are irresponsible, especially rumors based solely on your base desires for the most comedic and awesome outcome. No, let's remain circumspect, internet. Let us all take responsibility for our actions and words, and maintain a proper amount of decorum in the process of watching Arkansas struggle to solve their head coaching problems. There is no one answer, and no 100% right one either. No one man who could singlehandedly restore the Razorbacks to greatness, no singular figure of immense masculinity who could singlehandedly impregnate the fertile womb of Arkansas football with a brood of championship babies. That would be silly, and we would never suggest it.

