Due to some travel chaos in the month of April (ours,) Shutdown Fullback this week is Jason and ourselves making fun of the legendary 1981 Clemson recruiting video MST3K style. This being a recruiting video for Clemson in 1981, this is remarkably easy, especially when there are bros who look like Duane Allman wearing trucker caps sitting in the front row of class in the "ACADEMICS!" scenes.
We anticipate--nay, demand!--that Dabo Swinney rant for ten minutes unprompted at this. The beautiful thing about Dabo is that he will certainly do this exact thing without cue, and then probably go hyperventilate in a closet to calm himself down.