We were in Starkville Tuesday, and a few things happened. Bobby Petrino was fired several hundred miles away, and everyone just sort of stepped over the body and kept walking. Fletcher Cox couldn't find any pie, and then left the room without telling everyone he can do 25 pullups at 305 pounds. I would never leave a room without telling everyone this if I were 305 pounds of pure NFL draft money, but that's why he's going to play football and we never did. Dan Mullen confuses a writer for a dormitory, and then drives a golf cart recklessly. Willie Nelson football facts are revealed, the question of how many video game stations do football players need is considered, and we discover exactly how much tape a football program goes through in a single day of activity. (It's a shitload.)