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BOB STOOPS TRIPS BALLS, IS SASSY

From Land Thieves:

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Oh, sassy Stoops. You're our favorite Stoops. Well, maybe our third or fourth favorite Stoops. "Smugass beating your skull to Skittles Stoops" is the best Stoops, followed closely by "Incredulous Stoopsface Stoops," and followed up in the rear by "Press Conference 'I'm answering that but seriously where the hell did you even get that question' Stoops." If the Stoops family are the Baldwins, he's clearly Alec. (Mike is so obviously Stephen Baldwin, especially in this scene.)

If Bob comes out and says he was misquoted here, you really should grant him some leeway. This weekend Stoops was busy hobnobbing with people whose very scent may cause you to trip balls for life.

Star-divide

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This was for OKC's Red Tie Benefit, and did raise a lot of money for HIV/AIDS research, so kudos to all for good work well-done. That said, contact with Wayne Coyne may cause hallucinations, the desire to wear bunny suits, taking videos of you "brushing the fuck out of your teeth," and making hour long songs in graveyards at dawn for the hell of it. Also, we're pretty sure Bob Stoops had no idea who Wayne Coyne was, but if Wayne wants to talk football then we are ready when he is. <---FOOTBALL TALK FROM THE MOOOOOOOON.

(We love Wayne Coyne a lot, and now want this to happen very badly.)

This also happened.

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"LSD? Never touched it. Now, one time I told the whole team I put LSD in their Gatorade. I didn't, but damned if they didn't go out and put 42 on Arkansas and all go into the locker room. Billy Sims turned on the shower after the game and tried to drink the water as fast as it came out. Nearly died, but that's the kind of gumption winners have. I did try it with the Cowboys, though. Super Bowls only come once a lifetime, so you might as well enjoy 'em. The skull is Tom Osborne's. Gonna give it back to him when he needs it back. The old milk jug I used as a replacement for it has held up for damn near 30 years. Plastics are amazing, Wayne. Simply amazing."

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I like this post

because it reminds me how much I enjoy this song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfpyoGFJNNE

Also about how wonderful it is that the Flaming Lips wrote a concept album based on a Japanese girl fighting giant robots.

by jimboch on Mar 5, 2012 3:24 PM EST reply actions  

This is awesome.

Twitter for even more of my crap.
Now at 256. Headed for 215. This is to publicly shame me until I do it.

by Big Blue Barrister on Mar 5, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Rec'd

Love this shot. The best part was that OU’s kicker made the field goal.

by TwoPalePonies on Mar 5, 2012 4:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Stoops seems like a Zaireeka kind of guy to me.

Sure, it was novel and totally awesome when it first came out, but now it’s just expensive and aging poorly.

You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 5, 2012 5:23 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

Wish I could rec it again.

"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."

by mnHorn on Mar 5, 2012 5:34 PM EST up reply actions  

This is criminally under-rec'd.

#teamtootopical

"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."

by mnHorn on Mar 5, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Stupid work

I haven’t been able to hang out much here in days.

How dare they make me work so hard during football season.

by Ardbeg on Mar 5, 2012 4:31 PM EST reply actions   3 recs

Of course they are ranked

West Virginia is the most miserable state

West Virginia residents feel the most miserable in the country. It appears that they have many reasons to feel this way. The state is particularly poor. It has the second-lowest median household income in the country at $38,218, and the sixth-highest rate of poverty. Residents also face a number of health issues. More than one in 10 West Virginians have had a heart attack or suffer from coronary artery disease — the highest rate in the country. The state has the third-highest rates of cancer and diabetes. It also has the highest rate of smokers, with 26.8 percent of adults indulging in the habit. It has the second-highest rate of obesity. These problems affect life expectancy, which at 75.2 years in West Virginia is the lowest in the country.

by UMR_Rugger on Mar 5, 2012 5:14 PM EST reply actions  

If it makes you feel better that we think they're an upgrade, carry on.

"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."

by mnHorn on Mar 5, 2012 5:17 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Meh I am happy to be gone

The Big 12 voted for the squeakyball coach of the year and elected two co-coach of the year. Haith was not one of them despite being ranked 5-7th depending on the polls and only having 7 scholarship players.

by UMR_Rugger on Mar 5, 2012 5:38 PM EST up reply actions  

And, as Fearless Leader once noted . . .

. . . they buy buckets of lard so big that they have warning labels that children could fall in and drown.

Linky linky

(Disclaimer for our ‘Eer friends: The lard story comes out of Huntington, which as our Wf’nVA colleague would be quick to note, explains EVERYTHING.)

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Mar 5, 2012 5:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Nobody wins. (except the meth dealers)

Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.

by Spartan D on Mar 5, 2012 5:25 PM EST up reply actions  

"Deranged crazy rednecks" needs some disambiguation

There’s your “deranged crazy rednecks who kill trees and teabag the fallen.” (He’s talkin’ ’bout us, PAAAAAAAAWWWWLLLLL.)

There’s “deranged crazy rednecks who’ll toilet paper a dead tree to celebrate the Switzer Slam.”

There’s “deranged crazy rednecks with roux.”

There’s “deranged crazy rednecks in jorts who love dead dog jokes.”

There’s “deranged crazy rednecks who worship dead dogs.”

There’s the “deranged crazy uncle who insulted — simply insulted — that you’d lump him in with this bunch of rednecks.”

And others I’m not getting to right now.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Mar 5, 2012 5:30 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

feel better now that ya got that off your chest?

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GTHTSUN
"Bicycle is new poverty mule. " - Spencer Prokhorov

by CoastalCowbell on Mar 5, 2012 5:25 PM EST up reply actions  

The prehistoric native Americans used to hunt in the area that is now WV

but never lived there much. Those that did, like the Adena culture, died out, as did every other native society that tried it.

Coincidence? I think not.

"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there." -- Captain Ron

by An 'eer with a beer on Mar 5, 2012 6:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Who is Wayne Coyne?

Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.

by Spartan D on Mar 5, 2012 5:19 PM EST reply actions  

Lead singer . . .

. . . of the Flaming Lips.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Mar 5, 2012 5:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh.

I saw them at Voodoo Fest in N’awlins a few years ago. They sucked.
That dude spent more time talking about Katrina and Iraq than he did singing his songs.

Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.

by Spartan D on Mar 5, 2012 5:24 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Katrina being talked about in NOLA?

Weird.

"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."

by mnHorn on Mar 5, 2012 5:33 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Rock star thinks he's a political philospher?

Shocking.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Mar 5, 2012 5:34 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

The next thing you'll tell me . . .

. . . is that some blowhard Irish musician thinks he can appear before the US Congress.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Mar 5, 2012 5:38 PM EST up reply actions  

/ndnation starts shuffling to washington as quickly as possible

You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 5, 2012 5:39 PM EST up reply actions  

At least re: Katrina, he could have been talking about any number of non-political things.

It’d be like a band doing a show in Tuscaloosa and talking about tornadoes.

"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."

by mnHorn on Mar 5, 2012 5:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, I assume he's anti-Katrina (and, btw, FUCK TORNADOS) . . .

. . . but anything beyond that can get spidery in a hurry.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Mar 5, 2012 5:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Not really.

The city was devastated. Depending on which Voodoo Spartan D meant (2006 or 2009), there was plenty to talk about that had nothing to do with politics.

"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."

by mnHorn on Mar 5, 2012 5:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I think Spartan's point was...

that he paid to see the guy sing, not do any number of other things. Even if he was a Sir Laurence Olivier quality actor to boot the money was handed over for the express purpose of seeing the Flaming Lips perform, not to hear monologues from King Lear.

by Phocion on Mar 5, 2012 6:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd pay to see "Henry V vs the Pink Robots"

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Mar 5, 2012 6:30 PM EST up reply actions  

That was his reason for paying.

Whatever purpose the band had when choosing to perform was its own. Their reasons might not have aligned, but that doesn’t remove context from the picture. Although Spartan D might have disapproved, his disapproval doesn’t make his failure to recognize context less true.

That said, I’m guessing that he’ll voice his disapproval in the future by not paying money to see them perform, and occasionally by letting others know what they included in their performance. The system works.

I was commenting solely on the fact that, duh, Katrina is something that’s talked about in NOLA.

"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."

by mnHorn on Mar 5, 2012 7:18 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

You! Out!

"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."

by mnHorn on Mar 5, 2012 5:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Do... you... realize?

(who you just didn’t know about)

They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.

by Dawg in Beaumont on Mar 5, 2012 5:21 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Is petrilli here?

I just wanted to hear his latest take on this new story about how “they’re out to get Syracuse” again.

Both Jupiter and Charlie Weis have 4 rings. Coincidence? I think not.

by The Assman 1 on Mar 5, 2012 5:46 PM EST reply actions  

The conspiracy against innocent Syracuse continues!

What now?

You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 5, 2012 5:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I wonder if they'll have to vacate any wins

Both Jupiter and Charlie Weis have 4 rings. Coincidence? I think not.

by The Assman 1 on Mar 5, 2012 5:56 PM EST up reply actions  

/fix'd

I wonder if they’ll have to vacate any wins conferences

by GoBlueYork on Mar 5, 2012 6:02 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

/Fix'd

I wonder if they’ll have to vacate any wins conferences Jim Boeheim’s bowels.

Both Jupiter and Charlie Weis have 4 rings. Coincidence? I think not.

by The Assman 1 on Mar 5, 2012 6:09 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

He has more than one?

THEY LIKE MARIJUANA TO SMOKE AND ALTER THEIR MINDSET AND THINGS. -Dr. Norris Camacho

by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Mar 5, 2012 6:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Decide for yourself

Both Jupiter and Charlie Weis have 4 rings. Coincidence? I think not.

by The Assman 1 on Mar 5, 2012 6:12 PM EST up reply actions  

So he has uhm....7, maybe 8, of them?

And he also has a very weird way of counting.

THEY LIKE MARIJUANA TO SMOKE AND ALTER THEIR MINDSET AND THINGS. -Dr. Norris Camacho

by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Mar 5, 2012 6:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Transitive wins still count PAWLLLL

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Mar 5, 2012 6:44 PM EST up reply actions  

What story?

Is this actually a story someone wrote or a joke, because journalists have been known to be as dumb as me.

Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain

by Nick Petrilli on Mar 5, 2012 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

if it's weed, I mean.... come on

if it’s something else? well, ok.

The twitter
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Mar 5, 2012 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Well

Marcus Sales DID have a shitload of lortab

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by Nick Petrilli on Mar 5, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I think its the ignoring of the positive results that will get them in trouble

all you have to do is act like you care. Florida’s football program has this down to an art. On you get wrote up for each time you fail a drug test and on your 10th the head coach looks at you sternly, on your 25th you no longer get desert with dinner and on if you get 100 you get drafted by the Vikings in the middle of the 1st round.

by UMR_Rugger on Mar 5, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Right, you don't even have to have a policy.

But if you say you have a policy, you have to stick to the policy.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Mar 5, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

MARIHUANA CIGARETTES?

KICK HIM OUT OF SCHOOL.

You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 5, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Or suspend him for a rebuilding year

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Mar 5, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

rec'd for h

old school

EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident

by dudebrabroman on Mar 5, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

/reefer madness'd

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly

by saxattack29 on Mar 5, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

If only OU hired Jim Ross as their new play-by-announcer...

I dare say the Sooners would be more SEC than the SEC.

Google's homepage celebrates too much shit.

by meatybob on Mar 5, 2012 6:00 PM EST reply actions  

He wears a cowboy hat though.

THEY LIKE MARIJUANA TO SMOKE AND ALTER THEIR MINDSET AND THINGS. -Dr. Norris Camacho

by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Mar 5, 2012 6:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Ross would be perfect for the SEC.

He’s used to calling events where the outcome is pre-arranged to build up title contenders.

by ElRocco337 on Mar 5, 2012 6:24 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

That

If y

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Mar 5, 2012 6:32 PM EST up reply actions  

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUU

That’s not waste; it’s conditioning. If you want to troll like PAAAAWWWWWLLLLL, son, there is no off-season. And if you don’t practice every day, you end up with some weak-ass shit like that 6:32 PM post of mine.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Mar 5, 2012 6:33 PM EST up reply actions  

AWWW SON OF A BITCH

"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"

Twitter

by psuphiman80 on Mar 5, 2012 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Shift-A, this where we are?

Ello!

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by Cap Town Cat on Mar 5, 2012 7:03 PM EST reply actions  

Yes and no.

I think this is the logical gathering place for the evening, but I still need to commute home. Blergh!

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Mar 5, 2012 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOO

GO RAMS!

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter

by wahoocrew on Mar 5, 2012 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

V! C! U!

/still won’t watch

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "

by MikeLew on Mar 5, 2012 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, it's Holy Grail levels of rejoicing.

If someone can talk me into a Drexel loss killing their at-large chances dead, I can flip.

by Chris Pendley on Mar 5, 2012 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I want VCU to win, solely because their coach is a Kenyon grad.

Also, I believe Big Jon went there

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "

by MikeLew on Mar 5, 2012 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

REPPAZENT!

It’s been a good couple of basketball days for me, which is quite rare.

Posting a comment on this website has always been a dream of mine.

by Big Jon on Mar 5, 2012 10:01 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

BOO THIS MAN!

BOOOOOOOOOO!

If you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Mar 5, 2012 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

SHAKA THE WORLD

"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"

Twitter

by psuphiman80 on Mar 5, 2012 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

High five!

I hope you smoke the opposition!
Don’t blow it!

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly

by saxattack29 on Mar 5, 2012 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

/Fab Melo drafted by Portland TrailBlazers

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly

by saxattack29 on Mar 5, 2012 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

This week

we weed out the pretenders.

You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 5, 2012 7:13 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Well,

will they be rocking the ganja rims?

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "

by MikeLew on Mar 5, 2012 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Lunardi has Notre Dame playing Long Beach State in the first round.

You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 5, 2012 7:16 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

No no,

I am pretty certain LBS is the worst 1st round matchup we could (reasonably) expect.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly

by saxattack29 on Mar 5, 2012 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

NO.

Scheduling Air Force should get any athletic director fired on the spot.

You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 5, 2012 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

"If man were meant to fly, God would have given him wings"

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly

by saxattack29 on Mar 5, 2012 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Gender equality gone horribly awry?

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly

by saxattack29 on Mar 5, 2012 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Care to jump on the SLU bandwagon with me?

You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 5, 2012 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

St. Mary's does have a kid

named Stephen Holt… I may pull for them purely for this reason… STEVE HOLT!!!

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room." - President Merkin Muffley

by I_Call_The_Big_One_Bitey on Mar 5, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

you!

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Mar 5, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I didn't do it.

You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 5, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

how you feeling?

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Mar 5, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Getting better.

I don’t want to go on the cart!

How is St. Louis, Cradle of Western Civilization?

You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 5, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Still there.

I have discovered what old is like. I didn’t have a hangover ANY DAY

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Mar 5, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

You can't go on the cart until I say so!

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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Now Playing: Tales of Vesperia

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Mar 5, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

/you must be this tall to ride the go-carts

//ACS jumps, almost clears the clown’s finger

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "

by MikeLew on Mar 5, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

so mean.

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Mar 5, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

And so true.

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: Tales of Vesperia

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Mar 5, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

They're an ND fan and a Michigan fan-

I gots to get my trollin’ in

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "

by MikeLew on Mar 5, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

...

You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 5, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

This is exactly how I picture you.

But with a hoodie. And thumbs.

Triple Crown Winners. Fi yn hoffi.
Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Hapus.

by gth863x on Mar 5, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

That's incredibly scary eyes,

even for a cat

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "

by MikeLew on Mar 5, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

title clicked

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by dudebrabroman on Mar 5, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

/hugs

//gets eyes scratched out and eaten

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Mar 5, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Creighton's RPI's 22.

I see them getting a 7 seed, at best.

by Albino Tornado on Mar 5, 2012 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Holy shit

Lunardi gave us the easiest path to the Elite 8 ever.

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by Nick Petrilli on Mar 5, 2012 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

we care more about footbaw than lax

we’re just not good at footbaw (in the 21st century). I mean, we don’t have MAC-level attendance (or even Duke-level), and even MAC-level attendance is better than lax gets.

by drothgery on Mar 5, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

The elite 8-ball?

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by saxattack29 on Mar 5, 2012 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, that's pretty squishy soft.

So is Kansas’.

You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 5, 2012 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd add UNC and Michigan State, but other than that pretty much

I’m pretty sure I can talk myself into all of the eventual top seeds shitting themselves in the 2nd round/round of 16 depending on the matchup.

by ElRocco337 on Mar 5, 2012 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

UNC and Michigan State dick tripped too much

Kentucky and Syracuse isolated their dicktrips to having to deal with the fucking hellish wasteland of Indiana

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by Nick Petrilli on Mar 5, 2012 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

/schedules all Cuse games for somewhere in Ranchistan

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by saxattack29 on Mar 5, 2012 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I trust Izzo in March

And I think UNC will give a shit consistently in the tourney. We’ll see.

by ElRocco337 on Mar 5, 2012 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Usually,

betting on him is an excellent way to make money.
It’s really too bad that betting against Willingham to cover is no longer a viable way to make money.

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by saxattack29 on Mar 5, 2012 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Florida is a 5 seed.

I think they lose every time in 5/12 matchups.

by purwho on Mar 5, 2012 7:27 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

/florida waves

//loses to seton hall

You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 5, 2012 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

/tips cat

//adds orange and blue sparklers to florida’s CLOWNFRAUD hat

You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 5, 2012 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Gonzaga?

Hmmm, I’m hoping this is the typical 5-12/6-11 upset.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Mar 5, 2012 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Opposite of a zig.

Now what the fuck is a Zip?

(Fuck Akron)

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by alexanderkotov on Mar 5, 2012 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

The opposite of a zap.

Duh.

Nerdy Story Brah: Some IBM mainframes (System Z’s) have special purpose processors for Information Integration and Application Accelleration – ZIIP and ZAAP, respectively.

It’s really hard to take the mainframe dinosaurs seriously when they’re talking about how you have to run something on the “zip” or “zap” processors for it to run faster.

by Albino Tornado on Mar 5, 2012 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Lol, Drexel wardrobe malfunction.

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by alexanderkotov on Mar 5, 2012 7:30 PM EST reply actions  

lolololololol

If you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Mar 5, 2012 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

geez, how do I defense

If you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Mar 5, 2012 7:34 PM EST reply actions  

Our very own grayshirted(Pete) is retiring from BSD...

So, for him:

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "

by MikeLew on Mar 5, 2012 7:36 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

Huh?

Why? Didn’t he just start there last summer?

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter

by wahoocrew on Mar 5, 2012 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

He's becoming a lawyer soon.

Which means he thinks he won’t have free time in the fall (HAHAHAHAHA, uh, I mean…).

by ElRocco337 on Mar 5, 2012 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

/files motion for extension until after the oklahoma game

You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 5, 2012 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

A lot changed at PSU since then.

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by saxattack29 on Mar 5, 2012 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

The oft-quoted "personal and professional responsibilities"

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "

by MikeLew on Mar 5, 2012 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

He'll be back in a few weeks, then.

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by saxattack29 on Mar 5, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Oooh

hivemind within hivemind. Like hearsay within hearsay.

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by saxattack29 on Mar 5, 2012 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

ph, I have a responsibility.

I keep it in a jar on my desk.

If you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Mar 5, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I dunno-

you’ll have to ask him…. @runthedive on Twitter

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "

by MikeLew on Mar 5, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I can't

Everytime I tweet something changes my tweet to something about JLO naked.

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by Nick Petrilli on Mar 5, 2012 7:42 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

That porn will getcha every time

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "

by MikeLew on Mar 5, 2012 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

LOLOL.

I don’t even know why I think that’s so funny, but I can’t stop laughing.

If you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Mar 5, 2012 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait, really?

This is why I stay off the Twitters

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Mar 5, 2012 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

"Prohibition was fine because it got women more rights and in the end was a very good amendment"

This girl in my class just got the worst fucking looks from every single person in my class.

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by Nick Petrilli on Mar 5, 2012 7:45 PM EST reply actions  

Rightly so, because she's fuckign stupid.

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by alexanderkotov on Mar 5, 2012 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Send her a Valentine's Day present.

Preferably from a Chicago garage.

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by saxattack29 on Mar 5, 2012 7:46 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I hope the professor started to weep softly after that.

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by Tremendous on Mar 5, 2012 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Tears of joy?

For finally inspiring an original thought in a student?

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by saxattack29 on Mar 5, 2012 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

HOW I NINETEENTH AMENDMENT?

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Mar 5, 2012 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Only if you're Margaret Schroeder.

Prohibition allowed her to go from “beaten baby factory” to “gun-toting, scheming wife of a gang lord who sleeps with her ex-IRA fixer on the side”.

by Turd Ferguson on Mar 5, 2012 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Back to the Ugliest HBO Casts from earlier.

Her and Gretchen Mol being the go-to players is pretty bad. Luck’s got the Irish lass and Jill Hennessey – who looks exactly the same as she did when she was carrying DA Jack McCoy’s briefcase.

But Deadwood – wow, was there some uggo factor there.

by Albino Tornado on Mar 5, 2012 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Boardwalk Empire is no Deadwood

Mostly because of Kelly MacDonald and Gretchen Mol (who I personally like: see The Notorious Bettie Page for more)

by Turd Ferguson on Mar 5, 2012 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Between Steve Buscemi and the squick factor of Gretchen Mol's character

Between Dabney Coleman going all Chairman Mao and “what happens at Princeton stays at Princeton”, it’s still pretty close.

by Albino Tornado on Mar 5, 2012 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

but prohibition failed, miserably.

It just spawned a massive gang led smuggling ring, kinda like (SPIDERS)

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by dudebrabroman on Mar 5, 2012 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Plus I think it was backed by the Ku Klux Klan

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by saxattack29 on Mar 5, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I hate Illinois Nazis

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "

by MikeLew on Mar 5, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

But that was great for women.

I will now dive into this brick of Velveeta from the 10 meter platform.

by Counter Trap on Mar 5, 2012 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

It did give some womans lobbies something to go for after they earned the right to vote, and that was ok

as a whole though the policy failed, to the point that the government had to poison it’s own citizens to try to enforce the law.

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by dudebrabroman on Mar 5, 2012 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

[multitude of spidery responses redacted]

This is probably turning int a bad idea.

I'm a wreck loose in society.

by Narrow Right on Mar 5, 2012 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, I managed to hit spiders pretty bad

I feel like I just stated facts… hope so, no spiders intended.

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by dudebrabroman on Mar 5, 2012 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

yup, shady groups got rich (KKK, Mafia, etc)

honest groups tended to get jack shit.

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by dudebrabroman on Mar 5, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn Valyrians

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by saxattack29 on Mar 5, 2012 7:52 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

WE ARE

THE 99%.

You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 5, 2012 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

my response

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by dudebrabroman on Mar 5, 2012 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

That's out built in filtering system

When a child on the internet tries to make a sarcastic remark it is auto-blocked

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by Cap Town Cat on Mar 5, 2012 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Funny how Devidee still gets to post

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"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Mar 5, 2012 8:07 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

exactly, all it was was someone throwing a computer

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by dudebrabroman on Mar 5, 2012 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Who?

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"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot

by Cap Town Cat on Mar 5, 2012 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

bah

42" TV > 20" monitor.
couch > office chair.
And laptops with gaming-capable video cards are heavy, have poor battery life, and cost $Texas.

by drothgery on Mar 5, 2012 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Laptop has more processing power, same resolution, and is lots easier to take on the road

Plus – I don’t have to pay extra to play online.

Fucking XBox Live gold bullshit.

by Albino Tornado on Mar 5, 2012 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

so not true

TV’s have less than HALF the refresh rate of my 62" monitor

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Mar 5, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Transpose some numbers there?

One legally blind guy where I worked had a 42" tv display on his desk. Running at 800×600 resolution.

by Albino Tornado on Mar 5, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

my kid brother uses a 37" TV

but it’s at 1920 × 1080, so not too terrible

by drothgery on Mar 5, 2012 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

most tv's have far lower resolutions than monitors, or they lose refresh rate in terms of Hz. Even 1080p is about half the resolution of 1024x768

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Mar 5, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

umm, that's completely wrong

1080p is 1920 × 1080. 1024 × 768 is about 37% of the pixels of 1080p.
1080p is 60 Hz, which isn’t unusual for an LCD monitor’s refresh rate. High-end TVs these days are capable of 120 Hz or even 240 Hz.

by drothgery on Mar 5, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

240 hz and higher = scam

plasmas are in the 600 range but the human eye can’t detect below 120

by UMR_Rugger on Mar 5, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

they can give you a headache! according to the eyetracker, anyway

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Mar 5, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

plasmas are the sweet price spot for tvs right now if you have the right room

but it needs to be a room with no windows. Also LED tvs are not worth the price difference.

by UMR_Rugger on Mar 5, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

had a really , really nice projector in the house in college

will probably be my next big purchase

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Mar 5, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I haven't checked recently but I would just buy a big tv

55s 1080 can be had below 900 and unless you are going to drop a couple couple k and have a large enough room for it you would be better with the tv.

by UMR_Rugger on Mar 5, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

And a ME3 commercial on TV.

Perfect. I’m a PC guy with it b/c I don’t have a 360.

by ElRocco337 on Mar 5, 2012 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

INDEED

THE CONSOLE GAMERS ARE UNCLEAN!

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by Nick Petrilli on Mar 5, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

SO SAY WE ALL

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Mar 5, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Check your e-mail.

Sometimes they don’t update the your account regarding shipping. I got my e-mail confirmation at about 5:00 PM

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Mar 5, 2012 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I pre-ordered GTA IV from Best Buy (back when I was too stupid to know better).

It didn’t ship until almost a week late. And when it came in… it was the PS3 version, whereas I had ordered (and the invoice even said I had received) the XBOX version. ALL. THE. RAGE. Though honestly I had just gone and bought it at Wal-Mart the night it came out and took the bad one back to Best Buy and got my money back once it finally came in. I was still pissed, though.

I weighed 205lbs when I began my diet on 23January. My target goal is 170lbs. I currently weight 195lbs. Keep reminding me of this.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Mar 5, 2012 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Mine is release-day delivery from Amazon

They offer it “free” sometimes if you pay via Discover. They know they have to compete with Best Buy and Gamestop for AAA titles.

by Albino Tornado on Mar 5, 2012 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Mine was release-day delivery as well.

And they failed miserably in that task.

I weighed 205lbs when I began my diet on 23January. My target goal is 170lbs. I currently weight 195lbs. Keep reminding me of this.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Mar 5, 2012 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I would expect Amazon to be much better, though.

I weighed 205lbs when I began my diet on 23January. My target goal is 170lbs. I currently weight 195lbs. Keep reminding me of this.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Mar 5, 2012 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Just got Ye Olde Shipping Notification.

/is happy isn’t going to Gamestop at midnight

by Albino Tornado on Mar 5, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Go fuck yourselves, Drexel.

I give you one simple task and you shit all over yourselves.

by ElRocco337 on Mar 5, 2012 7:49 PM EST reply actions  

Apparently Drexel is widely considered to have the ugliest campus in the country.

So there’s that.

You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 5, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Interesting.

I walked through it while visiting a friend at Penn. I thought it was nondescript and sort of empty, but not notably hideous.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Mar 5, 2012 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I've been watching online until a tv became available.

what channel?

If you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Mar 5, 2012 7:53 PM EST reply actions  

only on the interwebz?

If you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Mar 5, 2012 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

FUCK SPIDERS

Also Winnipeg, though those are unrelated.

That is all.

Triple Crown Winners. Fi yn hoffi.
Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Hapus.

by gth863x on Mar 5, 2012 7:54 PM EST reply actions  

YAIS

It was an actual spider though. And then I turn on the telly, and I see Buffalo-Winnipeg. At least I have shepherd’s pie.

Triple Crown Winners. Fi yn hoffi.
Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Hapus.

by gth863x on Mar 5, 2012 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

man! fuck dat spider

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by Tremendous on Mar 5, 2012 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Pretty sure that's against the law.

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Twitter

by alexanderkotov on Mar 5, 2012 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, he dead.

He met his end at heel of my Hanover wingtips. And I’m hoping that it wasn’t a poisonous spider, as it then exploded all over the damn place. Thankfully I was wearing glasses, but I may have gone a little overboard.

Triple Crown Winners. Fi yn hoffi.
Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Hapus.

by gth863x on Mar 5, 2012 8:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, haha

Well, good luck with handling both.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Mar 5, 2012 8:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Spider's dead.

He exploded.

Triple Crown Winners. Fi yn hoffi.
Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Hapus.

by gth863x on Mar 5, 2012 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Holy sheep shit, the Blackhawks are playing a road game tomorrow night!

/sharpens tire iron

You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 5, 2012 7:56 PM EST reply actions  

And a quick walk through the park will get you a dog turd.

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Twitter

by alexanderkotov on Mar 5, 2012 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

The burrito will be wearing a pink hat and come in a green foil wrapper.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Mar 5, 2012 7:58 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

Chelsea Dagger will fight you.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Mar 5, 2012 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

It is now, fittingly, green.

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by saxattack29 on Mar 5, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Come on now, it's appropriate.

Both Twitter and the Blackhawks have been filled with morons for the past three years or so.

You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 5, 2012 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey, it's a Blues fan. I mean, Dallas has more cups.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Mar 5, 2012 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

see below

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Mar 5, 2012 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh my, yes.

Plz to offense.

You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 5, 2012 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

RIGHT CLICK

save as

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Mar 5, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Always loved the story about Hull/Hitchcock

Hitch had been giving Hull shit for freelancing in games and not sticking to the structure. So in practice Hull had a breakaway and got to the red line…and dumped the puck into the corner, then turned to Hitchcock and asked, “that’s what you want me to do, right?”

by ElRocco337 on Mar 5, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Shooting? Yes.

Scoring? No.

You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 5, 2012 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Got my Jackets to the playoffs!

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by MikeLew on Mar 5, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Franchise tradition.

You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 5, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

/wins games with great goaltending

//great goaltending lets up howlers from the red line in 1st round of playoffs

by Turd Ferguson on Mar 5, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, but

I hear this new Nintendo 64 is supposed to be pretty awesome.

You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 5, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

The Dreamcast was before its time.

You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 5, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

those were... a thing I think

didn’t they flop like crazy?

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by dudebrabroman on Mar 5, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

FAHHHK YOU. FAHHHK YOU

/VF3 player

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Mar 5, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

well I'm sorry

I only got the shitty madden games, although ncaa has gotten much better in the last three years.

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by dudebrabroman on Mar 5, 2012 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

MOMENTUM METER.

You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 5, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes

Sega was broke, and launched a console that they sold at a loss, and then refused to sell out to Microsoft. While a much better-funded company was Osborning them by hyping the nowhere-near-ready PS2. Even if it took a good year after the PS2’s launch before PS2 games looked as good as Dreamcast games.

by drothgery on Mar 5, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

man I'm so psyched about the next Final Fantasy. I heard they ditched the kiddie animation

Tidus is such a badass name.

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Mar 5, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I make this mistake all the time; thinking Syracuse is Clemson

Apparently, Syracuse does too
http://espn.go.com/mens-college-basketball/story/_/id/7649441/syracuse-reports-possible-drug-policy-violations-ncaa

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by Cap Town Cat on Mar 5, 2012 8:02 PM EST reply actions  

I WANT FULMER CUP POINTS

But considering it’s basketball and from 10 years ago, we’ll be stuck watching TCU in awe for now

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by RyanMcD29 on Mar 5, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't worry

I’m sure Marcus Sales trained someone

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by Nick Petrilli on Mar 5, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Drexel, you incompetent fucks.

We at least took VCU to overtime in Richmond and we’re atrocious this year. What the hell is the matter with you?

by ElRocco337 on Mar 5, 2012 8:12 PM EST reply actions  

sorry William and Mary is irrelevant

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Mar 5, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

WE HAD A GOOD YEAR 3 SEASONS AGO

/weeps

Then again, we only lost by a point to Drexel, so they’re clownfrauds as well.

by ElRocco337 on Mar 5, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

more relevant

William and Mary or Virginia Tech basketball?

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Mar 5, 2012 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Virginia Tech basketball

After all, we get to see Seth Greenberg every Selection Sunday, complaining that they got jobbed by the selection committee.

Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5

by Cocky Bovine on Mar 5, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Now that the bottom half of the ACC is a steaming pile of shit.... what's his excuse?

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Mar 5, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

OT: Badass new Game of Thrones trailer

Linky

I weighed 205lbs when I began my diet on 23January. My target goal is 170lbs. I currently weight 195lbs. Keep reminding me of this.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Mar 5, 2012 8:25 PM EST reply actions  

dammit i always miss the good shit

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Mar 5, 2012 8:26 PM EST reply actions  

one of my good friends is getting a ride in NASCAR

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Mar 5, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I saw that when I got to dallas!

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Mar 5, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll say more when I know more this week. He was doing mostly road racing.

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Mar 5, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

are you talking a cup ride or nationwide/trucks?

also someone is going to get MM Cup dates now that elliot sadler is out

by UMR_Rugger on Mar 5, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

He was testing this year's Sprint Cars on road tracks last year and posting crazy times. I'm guessing he'll be in the nationwide races

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Mar 5, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

awesome

is he coming as a rr specialist or will he eventually try and run fulltime

by UMR_Rugger on Mar 5, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

we'll see? I'm guessing rr specialist for now. The money's too good and he's too good not to run full time.

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Mar 5, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Like what?

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by gth863x on Mar 5, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Hi!

How was the weekend?

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by allicolls on Mar 5, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

FANTASTIC. i have no voice.

and i have news!

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Mar 5, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

awwwwwwwww so sweet.

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Mar 5, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

so... shotgun wedding?

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by dudebrabroman on Mar 5, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, and she's holding the shotgun.

Run, kid.

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by Tremendous on Mar 5, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

FUUUCCKKKK

/grabs edsbs fugitive bag
//3rd time this month

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by dudebrabroman on Mar 5, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't worry, she's a girl.

She’ll be distracted by something shiny before she can pull the trigger.

by ElRocco337 on Mar 5, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Jesus, I still have nightmares about that armbar.

Elbows and shoulders do not bend that way.

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Now at 256. Headed for 215. This is to publicly shame me until I do it.

by Big Blue Barrister on Mar 5, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I have seen only the highlights

but I am scared.

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by dudebrabroman on Mar 5, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I stumbled across the fight

right before it started, and figured what the hell, I’ll watch women’s MMA.

Best fight I’ve seen in a year.

Twitter for even more of my crap.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Mar 5, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

not a huge fan of mma

but GAWD DAMN that was fucked up.

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by dudebrabroman on Mar 5, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

You're a brave soul.

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by allicolls on Mar 5, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

its the only way i would have friends there

/not getting married.
//yet

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Mar 5, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Yet...

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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by Nick Petrilli on Mar 5, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

OH EMM GEE

ARE WE GOING DRESS SHOPPING?

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Mar 5, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

not yet.

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Mar 5, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL

OK

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Mar 5, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

awww

I'm a wreck loose in society.

by Narrow Right on Mar 5, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

darn

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Mar 5, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

/plans bachelorette party

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by allicolls on Mar 5, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

You better!

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Mar 5, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Are me and ACS invited?

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Mar 5, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Flat ones in the middle.

My wife got her first driver’s license when she was 14.

by Albino Tornado on Mar 5, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

also gonna be 16 in june

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by dudebrabroman on Mar 5, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Lots of rural Americans can get school drivers licenses.

You’re permitted to drive to and from school – and you can’t wait for the bus due to afterschool activities.

by Albino Tornado on Mar 5, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Or a "farm vehicle license"

My loyal heart avows no other.

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"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "

by MikeLew on Mar 5, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

you can get them for work related purposes, and I think you can get licensed earlier in some states if you meet certain criteria

highway money was mostly the drinking age

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by dudebrabroman on Mar 5, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

used to be in California. not so anymore. something to do with farming licenses

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Mar 5, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Same reason drinking age is 21 everywhere

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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "

by MikeLew on Mar 5, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Oklahoma

he can drive a tractor!

by ArmyTiger on Mar 5, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

He'll be 16 soon enough.

Plus as long as he has his learners and he’s in the car w/someone over 21 he should be okay.

by ElRocco337 on Mar 5, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

we are covered then

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by dudebrabroman on Mar 5, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, that shouldn't be a problem.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Mar 5, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Ahem.

I'm a wreck loose in society.

by Narrow Right on Mar 5, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Winner Winner!

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Mar 5, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

DON'T DO IT!

Frodo volunteered for that duty and look how that turned out.

"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there." -- Captain Ron

by An 'eer with a beer on Mar 5, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

exactly, I ain't dealing with gollum for you, chloe.

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by dudebrabroman on Mar 5, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

nah, you can be an usher.

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Mar 5, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

works for me.

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by dudebrabroman on Mar 5, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Look, I know you used the One Ring as your wedding band back in the day...

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Mar 5, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Trust me

That thing is used to In the Darkness Bind Them.

by Albino Tornado on Mar 5, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Well of course.

so long as you sit on my side during the ceremony

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Mar 5, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I refuse to release doves because it's a cruel practice.

Poor birds. They don’t belong in cages. :(

And because Auburn men and women believe in these things, I believe in Auburn and love it.

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by alexanderkotov on Mar 5, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

There won't be birds, or rice throwing.

maybe bubbles? or something? fuck if i know.

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Mar 5, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

21 shot salute.

And because Auburn men and women believe in these things, I believe in Auburn and love it.

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by alexanderkotov on Mar 5, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Sparklers?

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by allicolls on Mar 5, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

we can do much better than that

then again oklahoma is one match away from burning down in parts.

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by dudebrabroman on Mar 5, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Row...

such a simple word.

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by allicolls on Mar 5, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Rice is actually okay.

The thing about it being bad for birds is a myth. It doesn’t actually make any sense if you think about it.

And because Auburn men and women believe in these things, I believe in Auburn and love it.

Twitter

by alexanderkotov on Mar 5, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought you may fear grackles showing up.

And because Auburn men and women believe in these things, I believe in Auburn and love it.

Twitter

by alexanderkotov on Mar 5, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

wouldn't get married in texas either

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Mar 5, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Excellent!

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Mar 5, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

/inflates beach ball

//bounces around our half of the church during service

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by MikeLew on Mar 5, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

/Chloe makes EDSBS section

//its in parking lot
///EDSBS crew shrugs, tailgates

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by Nick Petrilli on Mar 5, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Tailgate funeral?

Tailgate funeral.

You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 5, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

we would need a dead zone

to keep the flames from spreading

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Mar 5, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm tailgating one this weekend.

Triple Crown Winners. Fi yn hoffi.
Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Hapus.

by gth863x on Mar 5, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Mmhmm.

They just said no alcohol in the church (also the reception site). Didn’t say anything about the parking lot.

Triple Crown Winners. Fi yn hoffi.
Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Hapus.

by gth863x on Mar 5, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I was the best man

And I tailgated the reception. I did not get along with the bride or her family, and without sufficient social lubricant, it would have gone… poorly.

by Albino Tornado on Mar 5, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I've never met either of the families

Just know the bridge and groom from school. Should be fun though. ALL THE EASTERN EUROPEANS.

Triple Crown Winners. Fi yn hoffi.
Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Hapus.

by gth863x on Mar 5, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Did I mention that Wales have a rugby match that kicks off at 0930 on the same day?

This is going to be a rough weekend. If I’m sober/not hungover by next Tuesday, I’ll be amazed.

Triple Crown Winners. Fi yn hoffi.
Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Hapus.

by gth863x on Mar 5, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Missionary groups have made a bit of inroads into Russia

I suspect their emphasis on temperance will be a cap on their popularity.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Mar 5, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

eastern europeans can/will drink superhuman amounts

the current bac record is .914, slavics gonna slav.

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by dudebrabroman on Mar 5, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

So am I.

I think they couldn’t agree on either of their denominations, so they chose a new one.

Triple Crown Winners. Fi yn hoffi.
Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Hapus.

by gth863x on Mar 5, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

make peace with your god, and get your liver ready

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by dudebrabroman on Mar 5, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I've been training.

We’re good.

Triple Crown Winners. Fi yn hoffi.
Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Hapus.

by gth863x on Mar 5, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

you assume i'm getting married in a church

/will probably end up in some sort of church

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Mar 5, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

DIBS ON THE LUXURY SUITES

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "

by MikeLew on Mar 5, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

ohoho you're going to be IN the wedding

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Mar 5, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not wearing a suit in Oklahoma in July!

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "

by MikeLew on Mar 5, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Seersucker or linen

With one of those water cooling vests underneath.

Triple Crown Winners. Fi yn hoffi.
Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Hapus.

by gth863x on Mar 5, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

The second part is for summer/hot weather football

When you get to the bench for a break, you plug your vest into the water cooler pump (you’re wearing the vest under the pads), and cool/cold water is circulated through the vest to keep you cool.

The first part: Damn skippy. Maybe a fresco wool or silk/cotton blend, too.

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by gth863x on Mar 5, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I want one of those.

really bad, this place is hell in august.

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by dudebrabroman on Mar 5, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

You're in Chicago.

You don’t know Hell. Get south of the gnat line in late summer.

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by gth863x on Mar 5, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

you know not the evils of coach fred

won’t run us in season, but the man will try to kill you in august.

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by dudebrabroman on Mar 5, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Until your sweat is sweating

And the gnats are fighting off swarms of gnats, you don’t know Hell.

I realise Chicago is an armpit in the summer, I’ve been. But trust me, you will happily take that over south of the gnat line.

Triple Crown Winners. Fi yn hoffi.
Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Hapus.

by gth863x on Mar 5, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

probably, the southeast is the worst place

but chicago could be second, the humidity is the killer.

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by dudebrabroman on Mar 5, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I disagree friend

Lived on the gnat line for a decade, lived up here for a few years. I’ve worn a jacket on the 4th of July up here more than once.

by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Mar 5, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Humidity?

You can cut the air with a knife, and then drink the bit you cut out.

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by gth863x on Mar 5, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I honestly haven't found the humidity to be any worse

outside Charlotte, in Tallahassee, or in Savannah, than it was in Ohio

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"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "

by MikeLew on Mar 5, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Different kind of shithole.

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by gth863x on Mar 5, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

How so?

I’d venture the average dew point where I live, in the summer, is higher than anywhere in Chicago.

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by Nick Petrilli on Mar 5, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

New Jersey = The Gates to Hell

And other stereotypical New Jersey jokes.

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by gth863x on Mar 5, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I live right by those

Overrated Weird NJ spot is Overrated (Though king of overrated is Clinton Rd.)

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by Nick Petrilli on Mar 5, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I was talking 'Murica, but yeah.

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by dudebrabroman on Mar 5, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Haven't had the pleasure.

Though I would think the BDUs would make it a bit worse.

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by gth863x on Mar 5, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Insert 2007 ALDS photo here.

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by saxattack29 on Mar 5, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Lulz.

You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 5, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

See our Welsh friend's comment re: gnat line

That is a level of swampass that can only be surpassed by straight-up tropical countries.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Mar 5, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

One of many reasons to dislike south Georgia

I know of no redeeming qualities (coastal areas excepted).

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by gth863x on Mar 5, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

And the coast is mighty fine

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"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "

by MikeLew on Mar 5, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Indeed it is.

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by gth863x on Mar 5, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

flip flops, cargo shorts, and a t-shirt, Ohio State hat on(backwards, of course)

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"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "

by MikeLew on Mar 5, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

how did you know?

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by dudebrabroman on Mar 5, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Born and raised in the Bus

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"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "

by MikeLew on Mar 5, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Ohio State stuff wouldn't burn my skin.

It would melt it.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Mar 5, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

/plots

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"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "

by MikeLew on Mar 5, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Please don't?

Fellow B1G Championship buddy?

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Mar 5, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Only because you're the theoretical roomie

ONCE

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"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "

by MikeLew on Mar 5, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

C'mon now.

That’s when you bring Mutual Assured Destruction to the table.

by Albino Tornado on Mar 5, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Gang up on the new guy?

Gang up on the new guy.

GET OUTTA HERE, CORN

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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "

by MikeLew on Mar 5, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Icy Hot on the forehead pad of the helmet

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"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "

by MikeLew on Mar 5, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

icy hot in the jock

amateurs.

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by dudebrabroman on Mar 5, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Dude, you can play without a jock

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"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "

by MikeLew on Mar 5, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

true, but of he puts it on, he will feel it for a long time

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by dudebrabroman on Mar 5, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

You mean "liquid heat."

Don’t forget to call UN Jefferson when you’re done.

by Albino Tornado on Mar 5, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey, it's baseball season.

We took our ass-kickings in squeakyfoul, and now its payback time.

by Albino Tornado on Mar 5, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Dammit, foiled again.

Why do you have to suck in the sport I don’t care about?

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"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "

by MikeLew on Mar 5, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

GET A HOCKEY TEAM!

Steal it from Trev, if you have to

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"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "

by MikeLew on Mar 5, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Pretty sure that's not gonna happen until after Dr. Tom retires.

If even then. Lincoln’s got junior hockey, and we have enough trouble selling squeakyfoul tickets, and without beer sales, a new hockey program will lose money hand over fist.

by Albino Tornado on Mar 5, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, I didn't think you'd actually get one.

You’re being all good-natured about this, really taking the fun out of it :-P

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"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "

by MikeLew on Mar 5, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

It's not out of the realm of possibility.

But Tom’s gotta hire somebody worth a damn to recruit and coach hoops. We had a good thing – or at least punching out of our weight class thing – going with Danny Nee, and Dolla Bill fucked it up.

by Albino Tornado on Mar 5, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

yup, college hockey never really took off

almost every good player is in some minor league by the time they are 18, and it runs into the problem college baseball has, namely an existing minor league that will sign an 18 year old.

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by dudebrabroman on Mar 5, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

all apologies to minnesota

it never took of nationally.

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by dudebrabroman on Mar 5, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Neither did college baseball.

But it sure makes a hell of a spectacle for two weeks in Omaha.

by Albino Tornado on Mar 5, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe not where you live.

But don’t be saying that shit in Madison, Minneapolis, or Bawston.

by Albino Tornado on Mar 5, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I would say that more people give a damn than college hockey

Since the lacrosse final has almost twice the viewers as the frozen four final.

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by Nick Petrilli on Mar 5, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

this is not true of mens lacrosse

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by dudebrabroman on Mar 5, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, it is

The 2008 final for the Frozen Four got a .4 rating. The 2008 LAX final got a 1.1

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by Nick Petrilli on Mar 5, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I was responding to the title IX claim

I agree with you here nick, damn comments went to far to the right again

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by dudebrabroman on Mar 5, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

so, that would be almost 3 times as many viewers?

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by Londonjoe on Mar 5, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Opening week of MLB

The hockey tournament is scheduled so that the Frozen Four goes a week later than the Final Four.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Mar 5, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I've never claimed national succees

we are regional as hell, why do you think denver and jacksonville teams are such big deals?

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by dudebrabroman on Mar 5, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

College hockey and college baseball are fantastic

They’re more niche, true, but with how drafting has gone away from high school players(especially pitchers), the games themselves are growing incredibly in popularity.

You probably don’t have a frame of reference, but I remember not being able to see the Super Regionals on TV, and now you can get every regional game, plus a bunch of the conference tournaments.

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"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "

by MikeLew on Mar 5, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Summer 2013 is my goal for getting out there

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"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "

by MikeLew on Mar 5, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Perhaps by then they'll have figured out the logistics.

I miss the ghetto-tastic beer tents of the old place on the hill, though.

by Albino Tornado on Mar 5, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I have weddings to go to this year...

but hopefully none next June

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by MikeLew on Mar 5, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmmm.

That’s right after I graduate law school.

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by saxattack29 on Mar 5, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions  

So you'll be broke, dejected

and getting sunburned and shitfaced in Omaha?

Bring golf clubs, you sunzabitches.

by Albino Tornado on Mar 5, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions  

NO CAN NOT HAZ

Joining the club. I'm at 240. This goes away when I'm at 200. This will never go away.

@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!

Twitterz

by T-Jax, Field General on Mar 7, 2012 12:15 PM EST up reply actions  

not getting married in oklahoma either weirdo.

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Mar 5, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

:-P

At least we know it won’t be a fall wedding

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by MikeLew on Mar 5, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

no no it won't.

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Mar 5, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

:-P

At least we know it won’t be a fall wedding

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"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "

by MikeLew on Mar 5, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I went where there's AC and free booze.

Enjoy yourself, sir

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"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "

by MikeLew on Mar 5, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

This sounds like fun.

Can I play?

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Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Hapus.

by gth863x on Mar 5, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I vote yes!

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by allicolls on Mar 5, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Well share!

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by allicolls on Mar 5, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

so how'd the weekend in dallas go?

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by dudebrabroman on Mar 5, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

ME3 want, ACIII want, movies look good for 2012 too

I am far too excited right now.

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by dudebrabroman on Mar 5, 2012 8:37 PM EST reply actions  

haven't seen it

on the short list, with mad men, the wire, and keeping up with community/parks n rec/modern family

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by dudebrabroman on Mar 5, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I want a midway through the 4th book spoiler thread

I don’t want to go over to the main spoiler thread until I am further along.

by UMR_Rugger on Mar 5, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Comments auto-locked, I believe

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by MikeLew on Mar 5, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

This is correct. Thinking of creating a new one to replace it.

But this time as a fan post so that the title clearly marks what it is.

I weighed 205lbs when I began my diet on 23January. My target goal is 170lbs. I currently weight 195lbs. Keep reminding me of this.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Mar 5, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Would not be a bad idea.

There was a bit of collateral damage last time.

He who rides a tiger cannot dismount

by Irishjugg on Mar 6, 2012 10:38 AM EST up reply actions  

The conferences that have a week in between their semifinal and final piss me off so much

You’re the America East, you’re not special.

I also believe all conference tournaments should be completed Saturday

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by Nick Petrilli on Mar 5, 2012 8:38 PM EST reply actions  

Timmy, TIMMY!

BECAUSE MAYBE I DON’T HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO WIN WITHOUT THEM!

TIMMY! TIMMY! Jimmy… TIMMY!

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by Nick Petrilli on Mar 5, 2012 8:42 PM EST reply actions  

Watching Galactica with a friend. Afraid to tell him how bad it gets.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Mar 5, 2012 8:43 PM EST reply actions  

I watched the miniseries last night because I was ALL. THE. BORED.

Seasons 1 and 2 are good. Season 3 starts off alright and quickly tailspins. Then…Season 4 has maybe 2 good episodes and one good ten-fifteen minute stretch in the finale.

Ambitious, but rubbish.

by UMBAI on Mar 5, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

The Voice is kind of a nifty show

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter

by wahoocrew on Mar 5, 2012 8:47 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

SO IS THE BACHELOR. WOW. THOSE GIRLS ARE SO REAL AND WELL ADJUSTED.

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Mar 5, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

it's that bad huh

we’ll have to send blanx, it’s a risk but also the only hope. May god have mercy on our souls.

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by dudebrabroman on Mar 5, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

WOW HONEY. YOU WANT ME TO COMPARE YOU TO GIRLS ON THE BACHELOR IN A FAVORABLE LIGHT. WELL, SURE I GUESS

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Mar 5, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I MEAN, COURTNEY THE MODEL IS A PARAGON OF HUMANITY OF COURSE. LIKE YOU SAY.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Mar 5, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

naw. just the girl right now is a big fan of the show and really, she's just trolling.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Mar 5, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I used to talk about how intelligent they were when I was forced to watch

with intelligence = cup size
but then my wife figured it out and started hitting me

/still does it just moves out of arm reach first

by UMR_Rugger on Mar 5, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

that is brilliant

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by dudebrabroman on Mar 5, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I like Grantland's breakdown

OF COURSE HE JUST WANTS TO BONE A MODEL. HE’S RETARDED AND DOESN’T REALIZE HE COULD BONE A RANGE OF MODELS IF HE JUST MOVED TO LA

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Mar 5, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

dude.... he's got cash. he'll be fine.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Mar 5, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

The judge is gonna be a barrel of laughs

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Mar 5, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

/Clears throat

AHEM

FUCK Oklahoma teams in totality at every level, professional or amateur, including the Sonics.

"Did I?" said Smiley. "Yes. Yes, well I suppose I did."

by Burrito Electrico on Mar 5, 2012 8:59 PM EST reply actions  

AND LANGSTON UNIVERSITY

"Did I?" said Smiley. "Yes. Yes, well I suppose I did."

by Burrito Electrico on Mar 5, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

nice.

I had a friend that played hoops at Bacone.

Posting a comment on this website has always been a dream of mine.

by Big Jon on Mar 5, 2012 10:23 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Bacon?

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by gth863x on Mar 5, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

/claims related to Barry Switzer

//released without further questioning

"Did I?" said Smiley. "Yes. Yes, well I suppose I did."

by Burrito Electrico on Mar 5, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Shit

Okies are the ones with the sex dolls

"Did I?" said Smiley. "Yes. Yes, well I suppose I did."

by Burrito Electrico on Mar 5, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

whelp, Oral Roberts lost. MOAR HEAD YOU'RE OUR ONLY HOPE

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Mar 5, 2012 9:04 PM EST reply actions  

BC is still in there, I guess.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Mar 5, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

exactly

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Mar 5, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

N'western keeps hope alive

just so it can be smothered on Selection Sunday.

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by saxattack29 on Mar 5, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

it's a better fate than the half life they would live otherwise

sometimes the midwife’s gotta make a tough decision. Abominations cannot be allowed to live.

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Mar 5, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Aww...

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Mar 5, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Down by 3 with 2 seconds left.

Eastern lobs up a disastrous looking shot. It clanks off the backboard and the rim twice before falling to the ground.

/sob

by Attie Hat on Mar 5, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

FUCK EASTERN

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by alexanderkotov on Mar 5, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE'RE GRADUATING THERE?

(If that had happened, I think the graduating class alone would have been the largest crowd ever in that stadium.)

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Mar 5, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

We're up 3 on BGSU with coach's boy shooting 1/12.

I wonder if there’s some deadweight on this team somewhere.

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by alexanderkotov on Mar 5, 2012 9:11 PM EST reply actions  

Yay we won something. Just a few wins away from the Dance, lol.

And because Auburn men and women believe in these things, I believe in Auburn and love it.

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by alexanderkotov on Mar 5, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmmm.

Michigan wanted him, too. Wonder what would have happened if we had signed him instead of Trey Burke….

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Mar 5, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah dude

Because it’s not like he was a borderline 5 star player and better than everyone on that team by a mile.

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by Nick Petrilli on Mar 5, 2012 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

He's still a cancer.

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by alexanderkotov on Mar 5, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

You keep doing that

There’s glass all over the place now.

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by Nick Petrilli on Mar 5, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

STEP ON IT MOTHERFUCKER

YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO STEP ON IT

by Erik T on Mar 5, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

NO DAD

I PROMISE TO TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE FROM NOW ON

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by Nick Petrilli on Mar 5, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

EVERY ROSE HAS ITS THORN

And because Auburn men and women believe in these things, I believe in Auburn and love it.

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by alexanderkotov on Mar 5, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

/mdwm

Ambitious, but rubbish.

by UMBAI on Mar 5, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, congrats to Loyola...

who won the MAAC title game by scoring 48 points. Enjoy your skullfucking from Michigan State/Duke/UNC.

by purwho on Mar 5, 2012 9:23 PM EST reply actions  

/Loyola beats Kansas

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

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by Chloe Denmark on Mar 5, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

How about Florida?

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by Big Blue Barrister on Mar 5, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

We had a new hire for an admin assistant this morning.

I didn’t know for sure until I got in this morning; I was the only one in the office and was responsible for orientation and tasking and such.

For everyone who has ever had a shitty and worthless and confusing first day at work: from the other side, I am so, so sorry.

by Erik T on Mar 5, 2012 9:25 PM EST reply actions  

Every first day at work is worthless and confusing

You have nothing to apologize for.

"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there." -- Captain Ron

by An 'eer with a beer on Mar 5, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

sorry then. whelp.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Mar 5, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

That's your idea of a "shitty and worthless and confusing first day"?

You only had coffee to offer?

You’ve had a good life.

"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there." -- Captain Ron

by An 'eer with a beer on Mar 5, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, other than the fact that she wanted eight hours of work to do and I had maybe thirty minutes of rambling bullshit.

It’s an office of about a half dozen, not the sort of place where I’d personally feel comfortable doing nothing and hiding in bureaucracy.

by Erik T on Mar 5, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I think we have similar jobs. just wildly different fields.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Mar 5, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

My first day with the company I actually joined, two buyouts ago, was

There was delay getting some paperwork transferred that would let me go on site. It took three months to clear up.

I was “on the bench” at home at full pay from January to March, with the VP calling me once a week to apologize and to “enjoy my vacation.” The only drag was that it was in the dead of winter.

"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there." -- Captain Ron

by An 'eer with a beer on Mar 5, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

you lucky bastard

I had to unload trees on thanksgiving for three hours on my first day at my last job, best part, since it was technically volunteer work I was paid nothing.

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by dudebrabroman on Mar 5, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

just saying, he is lucky as hell

I’m certain some of y’all had/have it worse.

EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident

by dudebrabroman on Mar 5, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, remember, dude

I’ve got 41 years of life on you, and was supporting DoD production systems fourteen years before you were born.

Experience counts.

"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there." -- Captain Ron

by An 'eer with a beer on Mar 5, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

At your age my job was running a batting cage/mini golf

Was the best job i’ve ever had. I could hit the fuck out of a fastball and hit it in the clown’s nose about 70% of the time.

by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Mar 5, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I worked for a moving company set up by my soccer team

that was hard but good work

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Mar 5, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, for work when under 16

it had to be a paid in cash type business. We also did the U Grow It, We Mow It ad in the paper during summers.

by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Mar 5, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn...

I was working for my new job for two months before I saw paycheck one.

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "

by MikeLew on Mar 5, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Getting paid monthly, plus coaching before school starts.

Ahtellyewwhat, though- that paycheck that comes at the end of June is gonna be mighty sweet, when I’ve been sitting on my ass for a month

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "

by MikeLew on Mar 5, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Not so much, no.

Small school gonna small school

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "

by MikeLew on Mar 5, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Your choice.

I took 12 month

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "

by MikeLew on Mar 5, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh no. NONONONONONONO.

Teddy valentine’s refing the SoCon championship

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Mar 5, 2012 9:36 PM EST reply actions  

Would I be the frst person to mention that they love that it's Liberty Tax dancing Statue of :Liberty Season?

I swear, I’ve found like 3 new ones just this weekend, and each more motivated than the last!

(motivated may be drug related, given the location, but it’s so much more cheerful the other way)

by ArmyTiger on Mar 5, 2012 9:46 PM EST reply actions  

haven't been around to say this but LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

/inhales

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOOOOOOOOOOLOLOLOLOL

http://www.azcentral.com/sports/asu/articles/2012/03/04/20120304asu-basketball-hurts-arizona-wildcats-ncaa-tournament-chances.html

Posting a comment on this website has always been a dream of mine.

by Big Jon on Mar 5, 2012 9:54 PM EST via iPhone app reply actions  

Shaka Smart won tonight too!

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "

by MikeLew on Mar 5, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

fuck NC state

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Mar 5, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Apropros of nothing, and potential spiders be damned.

I laughed like hell when I saw this at the chemist’s today.

Triple Crown Winners. Fi yn hoffi.
Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Hapus.

by gth863x on Mar 5, 2012 9:54 PM EST reply actions   3 recs

No spiders

There really ain’t much to argue about unless we have some fucking DPRK high official commenting here

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by Nick Petrilli on Mar 5, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

/NDnation joke goes here

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Mar 5, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

The only person on there that might apply to

is lucid.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly

by saxattack29 on Mar 5, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Never can tell with the late night crowd where things will go.

But I still LOLed. Chemist was confused, until I pointed to it. Then he laughed as well.

Triple Crown Winners. Fi yn hoffi.
Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Hapus.

by gth863x on Mar 5, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait, there's actually a place called Minnehaha?

’Cause Kenyon has a freshman pitcher from there.

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "

by MikeLew on Mar 5, 2012 9:55 PM EST reply actions  

I know Sioux Falls is in Minnehaha County, SD.

So I’d be shocked if there’s not a Minnehaha town somewhere.

by Albino Tornado on Mar 5, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

There's a Minnehaha Springs in WV

"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there." -- Captain Ron

by An 'eer with a beer on Mar 5, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, now we're watching Smash

/praysforsweetreleaseofdeath

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter

by wahoocrew on Mar 5, 2012 10:01 PM EST reply actions  

OHDAVIDSONYOUARETHEBESTCOLLEGEINTHEEASTORWEST

/hides behind couch

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Mar 5, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

DAWWWWWW

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Mar 5, 2012 10:06 PM EST reply actions   3 recs

yes

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Mar 5, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

/eats Lucille

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly

by saxattack29 on Mar 5, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Denise.

but Neve would try out harder

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Mar 5, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Neve

IRL Denise married charlie sheen. STDs like that can go back in time

by UMR_Rugger on Mar 5, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah. but in the movie Neve would kill you in your sleep on christmas

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Mar 5, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

only partially

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Mar 5, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm gonna give credit.

As I had the unintentional “Kangaroo:Australian for deer” Fosters ad reference earlier today that I got greened.

by Albino Tornado on Mar 5, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait, wait, wait...

there’s a WESTERN Carolina now?

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by Big Blue Barrister on Mar 5, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions  

/gets invited to Big East

/E. Carolina blows every bit of shit up

by Attie Hat on Mar 5, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

that's in South Carolina

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Mar 5, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

they have one.... but I'm not sure what level they're competing at right now

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Mar 5, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Charlotte was in CUSA for a while, I think.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Mar 5, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions  

never for football

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Mar 5, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

You're right.

Looked it up, they start as an FCS independent in 2013.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Mar 5, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

knowing East

they would start blowing off their own damn foot

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Mar 5, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

It's part of their mating ritual

with their cousins.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Mar 5, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

In re the ESPN graphic just posted:

If you’re league has grown to the point where people talk about “double byes” to the conference basketball tournament, it’s too damned big.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Mar 5, 2012 10:20 PM EST reply actions  

"Your," even

/ hates having to stay awake for late night conference calls

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Mar 5, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

COUNTERPOINT:

That tournament is going to feature DePaul beating UCAWN.

You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 5, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

and then UCAWN getting a bid.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Mar 5, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

NEIN

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: Tales of Vesperia

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Mar 5, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

NAWT ONE BID

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Now at 256. Headed for 215. This is to publicly shame me until I do it.

by Big Blue Barrister on Mar 5, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

one of their admins is head of the selection committee

it is known.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Mar 5, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

where do you think all the dimes went, if not to the Kemba?

it is known.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Mar 5, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions  

It's the principle of the thing, Louis

-MacReynolds’d

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly

by saxattack29 on Mar 5, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Eh, we have to throw them a bone before they become ineligible for, you know, not being a school.

You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 5, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Two days in a row with eight hours of games . . .

. . . just to eliminate the bottom eight teams? No thanks.

Related news? ACC tournament tickets seem to have been pretty easy to come by this year. (I got multiple offers from Duke, even at my paltry contribution levels.) Even a twelve-team tournament makes that first day of games mostly dog shit.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Mar 5, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Atlanta: hive of scum and villainy

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Mar 5, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Why is this shit not in Charlotte?

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: Tales of Vesperia

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Mar 5, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

lesser hive of scum and villainy

it should be in DC

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Mar 5, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

hyup. league offices. Greensboro is also a shithole. just a small one.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Mar 5, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

The G' boro Colisseum is a good place to watch a game, though.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Mar 5, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I hate dodging bullets after

The twitter
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
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by Londonjoe on Mar 5, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait, is Rutgers going to the ACC too?

You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 5, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Yes.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Mar 5, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Ah.

NYU, then.

You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 5, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

New School

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by DevilGrad on Mar 5, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I stand by my position that a NYU Division I-A football team would be so many lulz.

Also they would probably beat Boston College.

You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 5, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

A park in Brooklyn.

You’ve probably never heard of it.

You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 5, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I thought they tore down Ebbets Field?

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by Big Blue Barrister on Mar 5, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Awwww, now I'm sad...

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by MikeLew on Mar 5, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Mar 5, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Icahn Stadium

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by DevilGrad on Mar 5, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

And they could claim a natural rival!

From the wikis:

NYU’s rival, dictated by history and geography has been Columbia University, though it also had rivalry with Rutgers University, as shown by older fight song lyrics.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Mar 5, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Bigger than Yankees-Red Sox, even.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Mar 5, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

/checks team name

NYU Violets? Wait…really?

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Mar 5, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

You'd think that, but not quite.

If UNC and Duke really ran the league, they never would have expanded past nine.

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by DevilGrad on Mar 5, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

pssst

It’s in Atlanta this year

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by wahoocrew on Mar 5, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

maybe they want to thin the herd?

who knows

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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Mar 5, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Ummmm . . . it's in Atlanta THIS WEEK.

For the second time in the past four or five years. It’s also been in DC recently.

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by DevilGrad on Mar 5, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

This. DC MAKES SENSE DAMMIT

/can also stay in DC

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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Mar 5, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Ummmm . . . no.

But the only good thing about ACC 14 is that it makes DC more of a geographic center for the league. The tournament was good at Verizon Center and drew well up here — better than the last couple of trips to Atlanta.

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by DevilGrad on Mar 5, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

That's because Atlanta, despite GT, is an SEC city.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Mar 5, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

/thinks DC would be a reasonable comporomise location

//makes more sense than rotating, anyway
///won’t work for footbaw, though; FedEx would look like a ghost town if VT wasn’t in the championship game

by drothgery on Mar 5, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions  

They'll keep the rotation

The league has too much history and center of gravity in Greensboro and Charlotte not to go there. But I’m hoping to see DC added to the rotation.

For football, it would be worth trying Baltimore. That’s probably a better bet for a college football game than Little Danny’s Romper Room, and they’ve done a nice job hosting big crowds at the lacrosse final four.

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by DevilGrad on Mar 5, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Not really.

The area around the stadium is reasonable, particularly on game days, and the Inner Harbor is a nice little Potemkin village. What you don’t want to do is get lost any more than about five blocks north or west of Camden Yards.

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by DevilGrad on Mar 5, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Had a buddy and his wife that lived near there.

Driving there at night and looking for my car the next morning was always fun.

by ElRocco337 on Mar 5, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I hate Greensboro. such a pissy little town.

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Mar 5, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

highest murder rate in NC.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Mar 5, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

when you're in a state with Fayetteville in it and you have a worse murder rate

you’re in bad company

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Mar 5, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

east st. louis/cairo laugh, fire handguns indescrimanetely

southern illinois is scary, yo.

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by dudebrabroman on Mar 5, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

brings a new meaning to

“it’s all in the game.”

If you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Mar 5, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

And yet I will still watch that

Arkansas-LSU 1:00 game on Thursday.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Mar 5, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Which league is that?

/Sunbeast?

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by Cap Town Cat on Mar 5, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

They're talking about that for the SEC tournament next year

I prefer the idea of giving the top two teams byes and playing it down to 12, then sticking with the old format.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Mar 5, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Most of the SEC problems were solved

by getting rid of the divisions for the tourney

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by Cap Town Cat on Mar 5, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

But we're going to have 14 teams next year

once we add A&M and Mizzou.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Mar 5, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't remind me.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Mar 5, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

they're completely unnecessary

if the BE was willing to take two days on the first round, it wouldn’t even take any longer to stage a tournament with no byes.
/hates this tournament format
//fears the ACC will do something similar for 14 teams

by drothgery on Mar 5, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd go the other way with that

Either drop the bottom six and give more weight to the regular season or make all but the top two play the first round on campus before bringing the winners in for a compact three-day, eight-team tournament like we used to have before expansion fucked it up.

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by DevilGrad on Mar 5, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

can't play the whole thing in MSG that way

unless you want first-round games before breakfast (and not just for us Pacific time zone people) and after midnight (without requiring 6OTs). Which doesn’t bother me, but I imagine some would object being shuffled off to a secondary site.

by drothgery on Mar 5, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, once the Barclays Center is open

you could conceivably have two sites at once.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Mar 5, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

WOOOOOOO C'mon WKU!

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by Cap Town Cat on Mar 5, 2012 10:21 PM EST reply actions  

I, uh....

what?

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by MikeLew on Mar 5, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I haz no facebook.

If you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Mar 5, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Ditto

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Mar 5, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Same here.

I'm a wreck loose in society.

by Narrow Right on Mar 5, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I pay no attention to there

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by dudebrabroman on Mar 5, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmm...

Gonzaga-St. Mary’s or WCU-Davidson?

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by Big Blue Barrister on Mar 5, 2012 10:28 PM EST reply actions  

Davidson

You can pander to members of the commentariat that way (or troll, your call).

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by DevilGrad on Mar 5, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm going with the Davidson game

but mainly because there’s no drama, since we know the WCC is a three-bid league this year.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Mar 5, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

WCC bids > PAC-12 bids?

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by saxattack29 on Mar 5, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

welp, I'm pretty tipsy.

If you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Mar 5, 2012 10:31 PM EST reply actions  

am I the only one?

If you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Mar 5, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

.

If you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Mar 5, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions  

spring break'd

If you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Mar 5, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions  

We teachers do too

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by MikeLew on Mar 5, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

We parents take a week of vacation then.

Hooray college visits!

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by DevilGrad on Mar 5, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I wish I could drink

but it’s contraindicated for the meds I’m on.

sniff

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by Big Blue Barrister on Mar 5, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Article Dear Leader just linked to

Hot Tub Boats

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Mar 5, 2012 10:44 PM EST reply actions  

well I know what I'm doing with my money.

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by dudebrabroman on Mar 5, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

what, you didn't know about this?

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Mar 5, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I did not.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Mar 5, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

right.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Mar 5, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions  

In re ESPN graphic (again):

After reading the scroll, one can only conclude if your NFL team’s best use of the “franchise tag” is to keep your current kicker, you’re pretty well fucked.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

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by DevilGrad on Mar 5, 2012 10:48 PM EST reply actions  

/sighs

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "

by MikeLew on Mar 5, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

/jamesfrancolaughing.gif

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Mar 5, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

HE OWNS A WHOLE TEAM OF KICKERS. WHY DID HE NEED TO FRANCHISE HIM?

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Mar 5, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

lulz

/looks at Panthers franchise tag
//sighs

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Mar 5, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Bengals franchised Nugent.

I scratched my head in confusion.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Mar 5, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

At least your team is using your franchise tag.

I mean, why tag Mike Wallace and instead run the risk of someone making him a Godfather offers?

by ElRocco337 on Mar 5, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

because it's secretly a rebuilding year and they don't want anybody to know?

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Mar 5, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

wait--

Kareem Abdul-Jabaar is a writer for espy.com now?

If you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Mar 5, 2012 10:51 PM EST reply actions  

you read espy.com?

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Mar 5, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

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