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America -- A frightened young man needs your help. If you rest on your laurels and go on with your...
America -- A frightened young man needs your help. If you rest on your laurels and go on with your work day, a poetically beautiful moment will fall by the wayside in favor of a sport played by unsophisticated eskimo types and penguins mostly thus allowing tyranny to prosper and threaten our very way of life. And it doesn't even include waffles, damnit. You know what you must do. Vote for the Mortified Punter. For freedom. For America.
