A Maryland athletics department bus drives on an empty highway. The driver yawns. The CB crackles to life.
CB: Terp One, this is Big Howdy. Just want you to keep your eyes open for metaphors.
Driver: Got that, Big Howdy. Clarify, please.
CB: They're big. Can't miss 'em.
Driver: Yeah, I'm just a bit lost here.
CB: Terp One, I can't explain them. You'll know one when you see one.
Driver: They about the size of a wild turkey, would you say?
CB: Could be. Why---
Driver: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIII---
GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE DREAM JOB GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE
An impact. A horrendous amount of noise.
CB: So you know what they look like now, right?
Driver: Yup. Clear on the subject now.
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