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Right now, Fearless Leader is probably terrifying his airplane seat neighbor with his bloodshot...
Right now, Fearless Leader is probably terrifying his airplane seat neighbor with his bloodshot eyes and his insistence on being called "Sir Asparagus The Whiskey'd." He may wind up in the custody of TSA. He may just live on that airplane forever, tucked snugly away in an overhead compartment and biting off the fingers of anyone who tries to move him. But at least he got to see Willie Nelson's high school football photo before either of those things happened.
