A TREASURY OF TEMPORARILY ACCURATE THINGS WRITTEN ABOUT LES MILES
by Spencer Hall on Feb 9, 2012 5:12 PM EST
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PrintNo one in college football is more profligate with the goodwill of his fanbase, or so immune to their anger, as Les Miles. It is his chief political talent to be nothing less than the flubbery, rubbery, and completely inadhesive substance LSU fans can neither remain mad at nor completely happy with for too long at any one stretch. Heap him with praise, and it falls off in seconds. Condemn him, and he springs back with an unnatural bounce.
You might think this is a new phenomenon, but as we hope to show at every level, from message board to paid columnist, it is anything but a recent trend. The Mad Hatter has always dodged your expectations, zigged when you zagged, and coned before anyone knew what coning was.
A golden collection from the dark depths of the increasingly aged sports internet. We begin with 2005's golden judgments, preserved in amber from the most amazing message board commenters ever.
Man, I sure hope Les Miles is stupid enough to hire Pelini at LSU.
He was! And it cost him his job, wife, and the very home he watched burn to the ground while Carl Pelini peed on it. PELINI!!! [Les Miles shakes fist at heavens, vows revenge]
We move further forward through the Miles Archive to 2007, where despite a gathering read on the man we rediscover our communal ignorance of the man's mysteries, myth, and building legend. This came on the heels of Les dropping a profanity re: Alabama at an LSU function, one we will not print here but describe as rhyming with "fucking." (P.S. It's "fucking.")
The crowd, which included women and children, roared its approval. Why would Miles get involved with such childish behavior?
He was sitting right there in plain sight, and we as an internet people still didn't even know what he was. Then 2007 happened, and the mutual bafflement of that season still hasn't subsided in full. The Mad Hatter phase lasted from roughly 2007 to 2009, the year when Miles, flush with success, determined that he could control the clock. Thus beings the Les Miles, Time Lord Phase.
This is a dark and confusing phase for all, including highly-paid national columnists attempting to reconcile the ballsy brilliance of 2007 with what they were seeing in 2009.
1. Is Les Miles is on the hot seat? There are a lot of upset LSU fans this morning and deservedly so. After doing this for a lot of years, I’m sure I’ve seen a worse example of mismanaging of the clock than LSU had at the end of the Ole Miss game in Oxford. But for the life of me, I can’t think of one.
Another glowing salute to Miles' coaching acumen from the mainstream media.
LSU, to put it bluntly, is a national laughingstock this morning. If you have ever seen the final minute of a game mismanaged as badly as that one, raise your hand.
---Orlando Sentinel
Fast forward to January 3rd, 2012. Based on a completely random read of what was written about Miles after this, we now assume 2012 Les Miles is smarting from a Music City Bowl loss and a serious fall down stairs when "he thought they were an escalator just taking a breather." Worried for his job, fearing for his livelihood, Miles pleads with his superiors for patience and---
Yet as bad as it looked then, check out now: That’s Saban, the coach who has reenergized the Alabama program, chasing Miles two seasons after winning the national championship. And for the first time since Miles arrived in Baton Rouge in 2005 to replace Saban (who had left for the Miami Dolphins), Miles has a chance to erase the memories of Saban’s championship season on the Bayou.
Miles and LSU then put on one of the worst offensive performances in a football lifetime, something the starting quarterback for that doomed team still seems not to fully understand. That may be the point here. You want it to be easy with Les Miles, because "easy" would mean "not perpetually wondering what fresh hell and/or genius is around the corner."
That would be nice. It would also be completely inaccurate, because he is Les Miles, and is at this moment eating his GPS device both because it it delicious and he doesn't want to stop for snacks, but also because getting a bead on him is the last thing he wants you to do.
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That's not Nick Saban.
So at least 4 feet.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 9, 2012 7:11 PM EST up reply actions
Still blows my mind that, for all the deeply-studied insanities of 2007-2010 in the Milesverse,
we didn’t learn about the grass thing until 2011. How is that possible? Has anyone gone back over old tape to see if it was there, or some time in fall 2011 did Miles just figure out the best possible way to fuck with Nick Saban?
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
IMHO
I just figured it out, he’s college football’s version of George Costanza. Think about it, everytime you think he’s going to shit the bed, he pulls victory out of his ass. And then when presented with a golden opportunity he somehow manages to screw it all up. Either that or he’s the sane one and we’re all crazy….like an episode of the Twilight zone. Man trying to analyze Les is painful, just gave myself a headache.
by D-Macs LoveChile on Feb 9, 2012 5:31 PM EST reply actions
Attempting to understand the man is attempting to understand chaos.
Les Miles is my coach. You think you can show me the mouth of madness? I've worn madness' hat, and the fit was perfect.
by Matt 'n' The Hat on Feb 9, 2012 5:31 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
If I've said it once, I've said it 47 times
I love Les Miles even when I hate him.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
If Les Miles didn't exist . . .
. . . Orson would have had to create him — using a white hat, a Tickle-Me Elmo, and a bucket of taffy.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Feb 9, 2012 5:38 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Dearly Beloved
We are gathered here today
2 understand this thing called Les Miles
Electric word Miles
It means 5,280 feet and that’s a mighty long time
But I’m here 2 tell u
There’s something else
The afterworld
A world of never ending championships
U can always see the hat, day or night
So when u call up that shrink in Baton Rouge
U know the one – Dr Everything’s Always Boring
Instead of asking him how much of your time is left
Ask him how much of your mind, baby
‘Cuz with this Les
Things don’t make no sense like the afterworld
With this Les
You’re on your own
And if de-elevator tries 2 bring u down
Go crazy – punch a higher floor
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Feb 9, 2012 6:03 PM EST reply actions 32 recs
Rec it 'til it's purple, folks.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
OMG
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 9, 2012 7:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
My god, Aunty Stabby pissed in ALL the Memphis fans' Cheerios this morning
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
She has a lair now?!
Man, Aunt Stabby’s the coolest.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
"Holly the Hater"?
I like it. I really do.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I saw those comments, and I had a sad for humanity.
I started at 221.6. I'm now 214.2. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 9, 2012 7:22 PM EST up reply actions
Contrary to popular belief, one can think that your team sucks without being a talentless writer or a woman who doesn't know anything.
But apparently such nuances are lost on these (apparently-existent) Memphis football fans.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Original link?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 9, 2012 7:30 PM EST up reply actions
http://college-football.si.com/2012/02/08/big-east-more-like-big-lots-anyone-3/
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
And for extra fun...
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
One of the pictures.
okay first it was a link to a story about Pullman, WA that led to this picture.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC in regards to one of my comments.
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 9, 2012 7:47 PM EST up reply actions
I do that with my dogs all the time
they are the best 1/2 hour of their lives every time
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 9, 2012 7:49 PM EST up reply actions
Mike Leach will enlist the squirrels as slot receivers.
Each will go over 1,000 yards and eight touchdowns.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
How does Leach feel about their girlfriends?
by ElRocco337 on Feb 9, 2012 7:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
In the spring they are probably fine.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC in regards to one of my comments.
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 9, 2012 7:53 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
rec'd
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Feb 9, 2012 8:01 PM EST up reply actions
They'll find the shed downright luxurious.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I can't believe that these are real people
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Are Memphis fans people?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC in regards to one of my comments.
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 9, 2012 7:39 PM EST up reply actions
they lack the adorableness of monkeys and they are too small to be gorillas
so I am forced to conclude that they are indeed, people
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 9, 2012 7:41 PM EST up reply actions
Depends on what your definition of "is" is.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 9, 2012 7:43 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
"They said 'Son, you'll never be a surgeon.'"
“They pooh-poohed my electric frankfurter.”
“They said ’You’ll never learn to fly with just one eye.’”
“I AM BENDER PLEASE INSERT GIRDER.”
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Feb 9, 2012 7:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm going to build my own theme park! With blackjack! And hookers! You know what, forget the park!
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 9, 2012 7:57 PM EST up reply actions
I guess they're whatever object took Derrick Rose's SAT.
I imagine that’s a person.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
that was in Chicago though
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
An East Teneesee girl and Vol alum upsetting the folk from Memphis??
Say it ain’t so….
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
Where we're going...
We don’t need… time.
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Feb 9, 2012 6:18 PM EST reply actions 9 recs
LOLCAROLINA
http://www.dailytarheel.com/index.php/multimedia/10634
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
I'll claim this is related to Les Miles because
time travel, altering history, brazen batshitcraziness. Also because there hasn’t been a good Star Wars debate on here in at least 6 or 7 hours.
George Lucas would like you to know that Greedo always shot first, in case you were ever confused about that.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
What is it about Harrison Ford that Lucas just finds so rape-inviting?
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
No kidding.
It’s like Lucas was replaced by a pod person, but the pod person had a bit of Miles’s DNA.
The best part about Han shooting first, is that it made his face turn at the end so much sweeter.
How does Lucas not get that.
by Durdens Wrath on Feb 10, 2012 9:16 AM EST up reply actions
I'm here for a few
(Another episode in emc’s shamelessly uneccessary fitness diaries. Managed to do a 5k in under 25 minutes. Cut like 7 minutes from my time in Dec.)
Whoa, take it easy, Bo.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
On the one hand, I think we should be.
On the other hand, I see that monster 1500-post thread I didn’t even attempt to load with my laptop last night and wonder if we should make a practice of holding the newest mainpage posts in reserve (minus comments related to the topic) until the previous ones are filled.
bad servers are not our problem to solve
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Bo Ryan will tell them to slow it down at the half, don't worry.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Feb 9, 2012 7:58 PM EST up reply actions
Meanwhile,
It appears brownie batter pancakes are now a thing:
Whodathunkit?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Feb 9, 2012 7:34 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
South Carolina gains another threeve thousand pounds
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
What? My parents already do this.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
I want one
the diabetes will take care of itself
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 9, 2012 7:39 PM EST up reply actions
WANT
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 9, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions
OK,
which of you clowns keeps pouring ranch into the servers?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
would you like it in a plane?
would you like it on a train?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
DO YOU LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
by Londonjoe on Feb 9, 2012 7:45 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
to the extent I care about basketball I was happy
But trolling UNC fans, that is so much better
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 9, 2012 7:47 PM EST up reply actions
I eagerly await the return game in Durham
If only to see how the Cameron Crazies treat Zeller.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Why? So you can watch Duke drop another game at home?
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
Don't look at me.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Oh hey! look what I found!
http://www.avclub.com/articles/george-lucas-says-han-never-shot-first-you-were-ju,69159/
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
a link back to this thread?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC in regards to one of my comments.
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 9, 2012 8:00 PM EST up reply actions
i herd u like edsbs threads in ur edsbs threads
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Feb 9, 2012 8:01 PM EST up reply actions
oh well.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
I was asked if I would go see the Phantom Menace in 3D...
I laughed. That man has taken enough of my money. My friends come with the counter-point of “well, he won’t make the new trilogy then”. I DON’T WANT HIM TO MAKE THE NEW TRILOGY, DAMMIT.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
wait until they give it to Uwe Boll
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
They haven't made video games about them (yet)
he won’t get it.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
where were you for this?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
by Londonjoe on Feb 9, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
TIE Fighter was shortly after the Battle of Hoth.
Still during the original trilogy.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
nope. The Zaarin thing ends after Endor
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Wait...
was that in the expansion pack? It’s been too damn long.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
probably
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
WHAT new trilogy?
He swore there wasn’t a 7-8-9
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
One of my coworkers just walked by my office and said
“What are your feelings on beef jerky?”
Perhaps I should rethink the open-door policy I maintained at the old firm.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
I told him I generally enjoy it
He said something about being a “beef jerky evangelizer,” and that he’d note it for future purposes, then went down the hall.
Perhaps he will bring me beef jerky in the future.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Feb 9, 2012 8:05 PM EST up reply actions
That would be a wonderful outcome, no?
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
Certainly
I just found the phrasing a bit odd.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Feb 9, 2012 8:07 PM EST up reply actions
mmmmmmmm industrial carcinogens
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
THE FUCK?
WHAT?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Preaching to the choir?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Maybe he received a late shipment of somma them filet mignons.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 9, 2012 8:07 PM EST up reply actions
I was confused.
I thought you were suggesting that you should get rid of open doors because it would result in beef jerky discussions.
As you can imagine, it was rather baffling.
It's a euphemism.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 9, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions
And this leads to euphoria.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 9, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions
Cooter isnt on the map?
I am disappoint.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
I know can spel well
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 10, 2012 8:52 AM EST up reply actions
Beef jerky? Meh.
Ahi tuni jerky? YAIS!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
have never had this
do want
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Feb 9, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions
In EDSBS: Lax Edition news...
I love how Detroit-Mercy’s gonna have played 3 games before the rest of the nation’s even played 1. They’re (more than likely getting curbstomped in) playing Ohio State right now
Twitter: RyanMcD29
Got to get those games in while the weather's nice, you know.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I misunderstood this and was about to update people on the progress of construction at Terminal 5.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Feb 9, 2012 8:19 PM EST up reply actions
I thought he was posting for the laid back crowd.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
So, Senator Joe Manchin of West Virginia
thought WVU was suppos’d to be SEC.
And so apparently, did Nick Saban.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Feb 9, 2012 8:26 PM EST reply actions
And he and Mitch McConnell (R-KY) are still having hissy fits at one another over West Virginia and Louisville fighting over the last Big XII invitation.
(Spiders all over the place, but nominally about football.)
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I think we can all agree
But some things are bigger than politics — like college football.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Feb 9, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions
I didn't know about McConnell and the Big XII thing
I wanted Louisville to get snubbed, McConnell being upset is just some icing on the cake
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
That reminds me:
who here has to check themselves from calling something ‘spidery’ in real life nowadays?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
/raises hand
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Reporting
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 9, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
I've done it.
I drew a spider on my notebook page when my Middle East class’ discussion on the British Mandate turned into LOLOLOLOL LET’S TALK ABOUT BUSH/IRAQ/OIL LOLOLOLOLOLOL
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1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 9, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
I haven't done it yet.
But I feel like it’s a matter of time.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Same.
I’ve thought it, and almost said it on many occasions.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Feb 9, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions
Is this where we are?
Alli Drinks and Types needs an audience.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I think the servers were ranched or something earlier...
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 9, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions
I think so.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Feb 9, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions
I'm here-
and I like Alli Drinks and Types! Finally finish the work you were doing last weekend?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Yeah....
and now the partner wants me to revise it! Hey guy, if you know exactly what you want to say in this presentation….why don’t you fucking write the thing!
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Whooo!
I’m grading papers, again. Nothing like kids who can’t quite figure out slope-intercept form for a line….
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Aw damn.
What age are these kids?
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
9th graders
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
my people
have fun man.
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 9, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
Wait just a goldurned minute.
Are you a 9th grader?!
I need an adult.
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I feel like this is happening daily now.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
10th and this is a daily occurence
so my age will go in the sig line
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 9, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
This is a terrifying thought.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Speaking of terrifying thoughts,
how’d things go with your little sister volunteer gig?
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
It's pretty good.
She’s a cute kid. Pretty quiet but fairly smart and definitely sweet. Pain in the ass to give up 2 hours of billing/week to drive out there, but it’s a nice uplifting break from the mundane.
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There ya go.
It could be worse. You could have a miserable little shit. At least this way you’re getting something out of it, and I’d bet the kid is getting a shitload more out of it from you.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
you're on your own there
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Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 9, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
I just had to google Lana Del Ray
All I saw was a pair of lips with a face around them.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
Me too!
And I’ve vaguely heard of Lana Del Ray but don’t really know who she is.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
WUB WUB WUB SKREEEEEEEEE WUB WUBWUBWUBWUB
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
It was described to me
as the soundtrack to a blackout drunk person needing to puke, trying to find a bathroom at a crowded bar.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
/likes lana del ray
//would never see live though
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 9, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions
mx+b is so hard about it?
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1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 9, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions
They keep confusing slope and intercept
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I confused point slope form and slope intercept form at times when I did Algebra I in all honesty.
Or you mean the terms slope and intercept?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 9, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
I mean the actual terms...
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Oh....Ouch.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 9, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah- the tradeoff for teaching the highest level classes is I also get the lowest ones
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I noticed that back in HS
Who came up with that idea?
by Dawg from Canton on Feb 9, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions
Well, there are a couple of reasons...
Pedagogically, you want students to learn from multiple teachers, so mixing them up takes care of that. Also, there’s a desire to balance the “more preferable” classes for teachers. Finally, it often has to do with scheduling- when you have to balance what classes are taught by English, History, Math, Science, Foreign Language, etc., it usually turns out that they need to mix the periods such that the highest level classes in various disciplines are separated.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
And some teachers who teach the most advanced classes have a background in special education.
Which means they have at least some training in teaching the other end of the spectrum as well.
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That too.
It isn’t the case for me, but it isn’t uncommon by any means
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I knew there had to be a reason
It just always annoyed me that the teachers for AP classes at my school had to split their time between providing extra help for students in lower classes and assisting the AP students. It always seemed like a higher workload, even when some of them had an extra planning period during the day.
by Dawg from Canton on Feb 9, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions
Wait, that makes why not what
I’m fucking stupid.
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1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 9, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions
x = 2
Find the y-intercept, kids.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Feb 9, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions
That joke would fly over their heads
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Are these remedial 9th graders?
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Half remedial, half kids with diagnosed learning disabilities
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Well I guess that makes a bit of sense.
I honestly would have a very hard time teaching kids that had a hard time learning.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I really like the kids, but yeah, it's not easy.
At some point, you can’t really break it down any further.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I have special needs friends
at a certain point they just need time, or they might not get it.
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 9, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, that's pretty much where we're at...
I don’t hold it against them.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I hope you get paid bundles.
My mom used to be a special needs teacaher. It’s an important job, and one that requires lots of patience. Something I happen to not have in surplus.
Same here
I wouldn’t mind teaching, I have special need friends, but I couldn’t teach special ed
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 9, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
They're not "special needs," in the "mental retardation" sense.
They’re just kids with various levels of acalculia or dyscalculia
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Ah, understood. Just re-read the thread.
In any event, impressive career choice. I’m heartened whenever I hear that the brainy members of our society are going into teaching.
/salutes MikeLew
Thank you sir!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Nein.
But I can hold my phone out my door so you can hear Mardi Gras parades if you want.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I that a new sitcom
starring you and a rotating cast of blog commenters? ‘Cause I’d watch that. Or at least set the DVR.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
How dare you even suggest I could be as bad as Whitney?!
(Assuming I’d ever seen Whitney.)
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Starring me.
Sometimes featuring IrishJugg, Chloe, MikeLew, ACS, SG, etc etc. Lots of us like to drink and type.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Ooooh, I get a "tonight's episode features..."?
Guess that means I should have the scotch I was debating drinking
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Forgot that Willbechampions is a frequent guest star this season.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
might have a brief appearance tonight.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 9, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
Go hard or go home.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 9, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions
well, i'm going out out. so i don't plan on being around super long.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 9, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
Cause Thursday is the new Saturday?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
from what i hear
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 9, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions
Next few months are crunch time for me,
so probably very little drunk typing. Weekends, if time/energy permits. Guess it’s a good thing. When I drink and comment, my fingers get drunk first and I can’t type for shit.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
Mardi Gras time is crunch time?
Does not compute.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
On the work side, there's lent
and the lead up to it. Catholics are responsible for a large portion of my bonus. On the outside of work side there’s several charity gigs I’m working/chairing. Told the wife the other night, “see you in a few months”. In the mean time, I take in a few parades and generally try to spend as much time with the man cub and pooch as possible.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
Ouch.
We watch parades from the bar downstairs in our office most nights during Mardi Gras, and everyone knows February is gonna suck from the billing perspective.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I'm used to it, so no big deal.
Work is just work, and I really dig the volunteer stuff. I lose my temper about 3 or 4 times in the first 2 weeks of lent then calm down. The volunteer work also means free beer, so there’s that.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
Do you have a regular thing you give up for Lent?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I gave up lent for drinking.
Serious answer, I’m not Catholic. Just raised that way.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
Gotcha
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I generally give up catching AIDS from hookers for lent.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I've given up chocolate a couple of times, sweets in general once, and drinking once.
The others, I don’t really remember.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
my mom asked how my schedule looks after easter... i had to ask her when easter was
woooops
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 9, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
"It's during spring break, right?"
HAHA NOPE. Spring break in February!
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
last year easter was in the middle of my finals.
i enjoyed the ham and all, not cramming intro bio and physics of materials after.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 9, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions
I'll just have to look at the calendar so that I know when Paczki Day is.
After all, one of the professors I work for is from Poland….
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
ALL THE PACZKI
i went to mason hall my freshman year and bought two then my friend let me know how many calories i just consumed and i wanted to die
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 9, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions
Just had this explained to me today.
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1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 9, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
BEST FOOD EVAR!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Well, yeah, there's a reason why it's right before 40 days of being miserable.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
It's Mardi Gras
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Well, yeah.
But I’m not going to remember when that is either unless I think to look for it.
Because judging from the ads during the Senior Bowl, Mardi Gras lasts for about a month.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
If you count how long the parades last
it is about a month.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Anal retentive detail man!
Mardi Gras lasts one day. The carnival season (commonly called Mardi Gras) starts on the 12th night after Christmas (Feast of the Epiphany) and goes up to Mardi Gras Day, which is always the day before Ash Wednesday which is 40 days before Easter which is the first Sunday after the first full moon after the spring equinox.
or something like that.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
Should've read down the page further...
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
If I'm gonna share a hive,
I’m gonna share it with someone like you.
/fistbump
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
/fistbump returned
Ditto
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Well, the season, maybe
Mardi Gras Day literally means “Fat Tuesday”, because it was the day you ate everything before you sacrificed for Lent. Ash Wednesday is the next day, which is 40 days(not counting Sundays, as they are already holy) before Easter. Easter is the first Sunday after the first full moon after the Spring Equinox
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
WHY IS IT SO COLD IN THE HAMPTONS IN FEBRUARY?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
my best friend in college had a place there.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Had that one year
/and wend back home to Syracuse for the week
//at least school year was done in April that year
that's true.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 9, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
(a lovely spring weekend in Ann Arbor)
Saturday: Who are all these people who are dressed weirdly and don’t look like they go here?
OH RIGHT. IT’S HASH BASH.
Sunday: Why are like half the things in town closed?
OH RIGHT. IT’S EASTER.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
haha i'm pretty sure that was my freshman year.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 9, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions
Come to think of it, you are correct.
(If it’s something we both remember, that’s probably when it was.)
Those events take place every year, of course…but I loved that they were right next to each other. Not that I celebrated either of them.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
i went home for the weekend but yeah, hilarious timing
last year was my first time being in AA for hash bash
/goes to NYPD
//line out the door
///near second hand high
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 9, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions
I've given up caffeine the last few Lents.
Usually by the end my secretary worries that I may murder someone.
I can't imagine what it would be like for someone who loves coffee to give up caffeine-
the things I give up aren’t addictions. I’d try it, but I don’t drink caffeine anyways.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I'm not a coffee drinker either
But I do usually have a Coke a day. It wasn’t pretty, though I like stepping on the scale and seeing that I weigh less than I did at the beginning of Lent.
I gave up chocolate once.
Then I gave up god, so it’s all good.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I...yeah...never did that.
Like Southern Baptists would give up any sort of food.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 9, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
I generally give up sweets
Although recently I’ve moved more towards Protestantism than catholic so who knows this year.
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 9, 2012 9:21 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
local church is Protestant
I go to there about half the time, it’s all close enough to me, I switch based on who is giving a sermon.
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Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 9, 2012 9:23 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
yeah I'ce been like that since the catholic church's scandal
Some of those kids were my age, that threw me.
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Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 9, 2012 9:27 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
Unless you're Fabio Cappello
Fuck that guy.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
ALL THE LULZ THIS MORNING
It’s nice. They could do worse than Pearce though. And probably will in the end.
Yeah, probably.
WINTER IS COMING
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Ahh, the rarely seen cupped fart to face on the sideline manoeuvre
Also, 17 days (?) until Wembley. YOU CAN’T HANDLE THIS (we’re totally going to get destroyed).
Yeah, probably.
death by a thousand cuts drop kicks
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Wembley, Scouser. Not Twickers.
I know Liverpool haven’t been to Wembley recently, but that’s no excuse to get the sports mixed up.
Yeah, probably.
Wharggrabble
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
That's our only hope.
That or Bellamy forgets he no longer plays for us, scores twice against Liverpool, and hits Gerrard with an eight iron, and then retires in triumph.
Yeah, probably.
HIDE YO SWEDES HIDE YO WIFE
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
I don't think I've experienced actual intoxication in like 3 months.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 9, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
I don't think I've experienced actual intoxication in like 3 months.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 9, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
Do you guys know how to post videos to Facebook?
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Feb 9, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
I'm here and need advice from the community:
Where was that summer reading list spreadsheet that was passed around last summer?
Here you go:
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Platonov is there and no Foundation Pit?
Is this a freely editable doc?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 9, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
Aight then that oversight is fixed.
May take a look and add some stuff.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 9, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
Go for it-
there’s sort of an unwritten rule of “don’t delete anybody’s stuff”
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Wow, that's cool.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Feb 9, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
Five possession game in B1G
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 9, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions
The Alamo Bowl of Basketball
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 9, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions
WHO HATES WISCONSIN?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Wisconsin v. ND in the NCAA tournament
Combined score: 55.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
(pass)
(pass)
(pass)
(pass)
(clang)
(offensive rebound)
(rinse)
(repeat)
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
/plays crazy train
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
they just taped over it with TIM TEBOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 9, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm always generous to the brave soul who tries it. It needs to come back.
THAT WAS A BETTER AMERICA!
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 9, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions
ryan evans?
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 9, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions
yeah number 5.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 9, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions
I don't know what to say about this one.
Former Rutgers WR Tiquan Underwood (now kinda-sorta with the Patriots).
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Nerlen Noels
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 9, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
He was on the Jags for about 17 minutes.
I think he had 2 catches before we released him.
Then the Patriots picked him up.
Then the Patriots RELEASED him the day before the SuperBowl so Chad Ochocinco could take the #4 WR spot.
/troll hard belichek
//he still got $22k even though he didn’t play in the game
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 10, 2012 9:18 AM EST up reply actions
Record-breaking alert: B1G basketball edition.
Both Illinois and Indiana have cracked 30…and it’s only the first half!
That must have been one hell of a football game.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Feb 9, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions
Ohio State didn't get the The back as a result of that, did they?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
So I just found out I get to see Slash this summer
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Feb 9, 2012 8:54 PM EST reply actions
Maybe he'll bring out
Koshi Inaba for a badass version of this badass song!
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 9, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
i don't want baskeyhoops
i’m a college football man
"if they're still paying, you're still winning."
-my dad
by whiskey_soup on Feb 9, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
"[The Minnesota-Wisconsin basketball] series began in 1900. Minnesota won the first game, 18-15."
The Big Ten continues to cling stubbornly to tradition.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Feb 9, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Come for the college football, stay for the cultural references!
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
matchmaker matchmaker make me a match!
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 9, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
(and of all the people to complete that sentence....)
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
"There can be miracles...when you believe...."
Whitney and Mariah trying to out-diva each other. An under-rated animated movie theme song.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Got confused.
Thought you meant “Israeli”. I coulda sworn he was from the East coast.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
I'd like to do that.
There are a few US/Israel special trade programs that I could specialize in if I decided to change employers. That would give me good opportunities to spend a fair amount of time there on someone else’s dime. Plus, I took piano lessons from a rabbi’s mother for years, and she’d plotz from happiness if she knew I was spending time there.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
Yaaay, Tevye!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Clotile, get me mah shootgun!
Thibodeaux don found de blackberry wine agin, and de fool don climb up on da ruff.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
by DrBundy on Feb 9, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
?????
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
by Londonjoe on Feb 9, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Brain cancer and clogged arteries?
How could I resist?
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 9, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions
Only the lab rats
get the cancer. At least that is what I always say.
/there goes another rat.
//giggles
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 9, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions
nom
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 9, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Deeeeeeeeeere's an ol' man called da Mississippi, dat's de old man dat I'd like ta beeee
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 9, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions
Didn't realize until just now that ESPNU's tagline is "Never Graduate."
I get the spirit of it, but funny nonetheless.
Or, depending on your affiliation, never attend.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 9, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions
/belks
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 9, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions
/dillards
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 9, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions
/sears
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Feb 9, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions
/penneys
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1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 9, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions
/burdines
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Feb 9, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions
For that matter, when is the entire fucking store not "on sale"?
(Kohl’s is the same way. I don’t think I’ve ever been there and found anything that wasn’t at least 15% off.)
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
the Airplane! thead is down yonder a ways.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
We ain't found shit!
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Da Plane! Da Plane!
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 9, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions
Still gross
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
/has nightmares
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 9, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions
Off to run, then pass out.
I got sick last time I ran…hope this goes better.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Good luck.
We’re all counting on you.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
Flight 209 now arriving, gate 8
Gate 9.
Gate 10.
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 9, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions
/cries in corner
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 9, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions
Just imagine that you gotta find Bubba.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 9, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions
:(
My broke-dick apartment doesn’t get FX.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 9, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions
But I have no immediate solution.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 9, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions
NOFX?
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
by DrBundy on Feb 9, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Your sig will always be relevant to me.
/aging punk
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
Jimmy Pop is a smart mofo.
Inside his head is a weird place.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
I will never forgive them for dropping one of my favorite bands from Honest Dons (a sub of Fat Wreck Chords)
For not being ‘punk enough’
/Inspection12 4 lyfe
//LABELS ARE FOR CANS, assholes
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 10, 2012 9:37 AM EST up reply actions
Well, you need to convince your landlord that "they want FX".
Clippers // Chargers // Rays // Boise State
"The Lakers do win games. But things can change." - Blake Griffin
No FX?
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Feb 9, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
This gif could not be better.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
The guy from the Hangover coaches bouncyhoops too?
A true renaissance man
The Big East...
WHERE EVEN OUR REBUILDING YEARS COULD POSSIBLY, SCRATCH THAT, PROBABLY RESULT IN A BCS BOWL BID PAWWWWWWWLLLLLLLL
Clippers // Chargers // Rays // Boise State
"The Lakers do win games. But things can change." - Blake Griffin
Bawwwwwwwwwwwwwww kitty
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
Is it wrong that I kinda want to pop that bubble?
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That's how he talks. :(
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 9, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions
But why does it look like he's chewing green apple Bubble Yum?
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
He's calling.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 9, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions
But also cute. Here's a kitty.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 9, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions
It's a catbird!
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 9, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions
Bawwwww kitty!
And I don’t even like kitties.
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/sneezes
bawwwwww anyway
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 9, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions
That's a correct identification of the animal.
No lack of intelligence there.
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True of any pet, I think
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
one of the senior faculty was talking about their corgis today. it was rather hilarious listening to the esteemed scholar talking in baby talk.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
One of mine, the dumb one,
has taken to knocking over my beer bottles to enjoy the contents.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
What does the smart one do, open the beer himself?
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by allicolls on Feb 9, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
BA DOOM TISS
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 9, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions
No, she finds new and interesting ways to do nothing.
Plotting her takeover of the world is tough work.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 9, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I think so Brain,
but how are we going to get Kathy Lee Gifford to join the Spice Girls?
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 9, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, Brain. But this time you get to wear the tutu.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
I think so, Brain
but if Jimmy cracked corn and no one cared, why’d he keep doing it?
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
by SpartanDan on Feb 9, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I think so, Brain,
but who would want to see “Snow White and the Seven Samurai”?
by Narrow Right on Feb 9, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
At least he's not claiming it's cake.
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I wanted to take my cake to a Mardi Gras parade for cakes on Saturday.
But I realized there’s no way she’d make it all the way around the parade route without laying down in the middle of the road for a nap.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
That's about right.
I had to drag my Cake back to the house after he laid down in someone’s flower bed today.
Yeah, probably.
LondonJoe was an asshole
and kept posting pictures of snakes. And then he would say, “I’m sorry, I baked you a cake,” and post a picture of a Corgi to ask forgiveness.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I BAKE YOU A THROWBACK CAKE
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
by Londonjoe on Feb 9, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Bawwwww cake trying to run and slipping on hardwood!
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I always get worried the cake on the left is going to hit its head on the leg of the table.
But so far so good.
They bounce when they're little.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Also Corvidae has some of the most intelligent animals period, bird or not.
So your friendly neighborhood blue jay is probably being an asshole on purpose.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 9, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions
My friendly neighbourhood blue jays are great.
It’s the cardinals that are douchenozzles.
Yeah, probably.
:(
What could they possibly do? Eat seeds and sing?
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 9, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions
Self reply
They also look really goofy when they’re halfway between their winter red and their summer brownishness. One spent a solid month last year split half red and brown.
Yeah, probably.
Are you talking about the males or females?
The juveniles will look mottled sometimes, but theoretically adults don’t change colors when they molt.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 9, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
Oh. Yeah. Well.
Mockingbirds do that to me at home after they gorge on black raspberries. My truck is blue, not purple.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 9, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions
Do you like driving in your truck?
Despite your well-known affinity for Auburn?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
You'd be (not) surprised how many people at Auburn drive trucks.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 9, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions
You'd be (not) surprised that Mount Pleasant.
Well…isn’t.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
No.
It’s neither mountainous nor pleasant.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 9, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions
Mom went to Central
When asked where the “Mount” in “Mount Pleasant” is, all good Chippewas are to reply with “the pitchers mound.”
my mom went to central for one year.
called it mount misery.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 9, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions
Mine got out after a year as well
Since her parents migrated to Oregon after she graduated high school (Grandpa worked for Ford, ran a scholarship find that got nixed), she hated living away from family, and transferred to Oregon
my mom said if she would've waited the full year she probably would've stayed
but she was homesick pretty quickly and wanted to go home.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 9, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
i'm quite glad my dad never got a job at kodak
he would probably be out of a job i mean i wouldn’t exist and stuff.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 9, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
Oh okay.
I don’t hate it yet. There’s just very very little to do here.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 9, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
I'll be here for four of the next five.
:(
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 9, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
explore michigan! south haven is a pretty nice little town on lake michigan and should only be a couple hours from you
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 9, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
I'll be up in the middle finger next month.
I’ll try to get around while I’m here. Um. Not like that. Um.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 9, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
gaylord? or where?
/dont know where middle finger is
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 9, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions
My girlfriend's parents live there.
But I think she’s also taking me to Cheboygan.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 9, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
I'm sure we're just as terrible at baseball as we are at every other sport
1974 Division II National Champions
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by alexanderkotov on Feb 9, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions
Much of the rest of the state is quite lovely and I hope you get the chance to see it while you're there.
But I don’t think that’s one of its brighter spots, unfortunately.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I've seen some of the highway.
And Frankenmuth.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 9, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions
Our highways are not the best advertisement for the state.
But definitely see Ann Arbor, see Detroit, see the Mackinac area, and drive through some of the northern/western parts of the state.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
No, your highways suck.
Also corn. Between Lansing and here is all of the corn.
Hypocritical because I live between a cow pasture and a cotton field at home, but still.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 9, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, there really is a Kalamazoo.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
KALAMAZOO
HELL
PARADISE
all in michigan!
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 9, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
The real question is.
Is Hell nicer than Mount Pleasant?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Is there a Purgatory between Hell and Paradise?
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 9, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Is there a Limbo as well?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 9, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
manistee, onekama.... vacations of my youth.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 9, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions
I used to live between
the Ogeechee and Canoochee rivers.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 9, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
In Georgia, obviously.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 9, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
Murray State, the last unbeaten in D1 CBB, is trailing by 3 with under 4 minutes left.
ESPN3 and ESPNU for any of you college athletic junkies out there.
They are at home too.
Wow.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Feb 9, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions
Murray State or Virginia Tech football?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 9, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
Hey...well....I had sex with your wife.
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 9, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions
That's good!
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
The frogurt is also in a coma.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
WINGS
What? I thought we were naming series that played on USA network?
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
HEY THAT WAS A GOOD SHOW
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
NOW THATS WHAT I CALL MUSIC 74
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 9, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
FRUADS, PLAE A REAL SCHEDUAL!!!!
Clippers // Chargers // Rays // Boise State
"The Lakers do win games. But things can change." - Blake Griffin
Guess I'll leave and be back in an hour.
Hopefully the dryer will have stopped running, or whatever the fuck causes this bullshit.
Wow, Murray State is shitting themselves.
Last 3 possessions- turnover, turnover/foul, home run pass thrown out of bounds.
wonder how far they drop in rankings if they lose this
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 9, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions
Not all the way out
but I would think about ten spots.
by Dawg from Canton on Feb 9, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions
leaving space for
evilbrey.jpg
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Derp.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 9, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions
Holly mentioned Western Kentucky as a better Big East fit in her article
I hadn’t thought about that but it actually makes some sense. I know Louisville would lose it over the mere suggestion. But, WKU has some decent history in basketball, and their football team has been gaining some legit steam (especially by comparison to Memphis).
Why didn’t anyone try that?
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
Markets.
No, seriously. Ask ECU.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Feb 9, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
Oh. Shit.
Has anybody heard from RJMetalhead since the news about Memphis broke?
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
NO, NO, NO.
No way in hell I want to know..
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 9, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions
.
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Feb 9, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
You probably don't want to know...
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 9, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions
Cash money.
Memphis got some of it.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Success!
“Two songs per mile seems like a reasonable pace.”
“Why am I going so slow? Damn it, I’m out of shape.”
(run ends, go back to retrace time by checking song lengths)
“Oh, okay, that song was 2 and a half minutes, that one was three minutes…okay, not as bad as I thought.”
We’ll see if I’m sick in the morning, of course.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Just finished a protein bar. I imagine that counts.
I tend to run/go to the gym pretty late, go to sleep pretty late, and (when possible) sleep really late. It’s probably not a super-productive system.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Whatever works for you.
I was just going to suggest that if the sickness persists, perhaps try changing up one piece of that equation.
"Northwestern is putting on an offensive clinic"
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
Just had the greatest FIFA series ever
Played three games, fell behind in all three, and came back to tie each one. In the last game, I lost my goalie to a red card early (LOLWAT) yet still came back to tie the game and win in penalties (not that they count, but after three games there had to be some kind of resolution).
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 9, 2012 10:15 PM EST reply actions
Didn't Arsenal lose their goalie to a red card in a Champions League final a few years ago?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I pulled him out early (hurr hurr) and he completely decked Ronaldinho
I’ve seen a lot of times when it’s very close and the goalie knocks over the striker, no big deal. This time though, I got a card for it.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 9, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions
Does the game have a realistic fetal position?
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 9, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions
Hopefully cracked a guy's sternum
That’s not a pleasant sound, in case you were wondering.
Yeah, probably.
FIFA is probably the only sports franchise that improves recognizably every year.
My defending is still hopeless on 12.
by Dawg from Canton on Feb 9, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions
Legacy is especially good for injuring the other team
but holding down the lazy button and sprinting all the time takes a toll about 80 minutes in.
by Dawg from Canton on Feb 9, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions
My everything is still hopeless.
/antifootball
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 9, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions
people take perverse pleasure in beating me in the videogame versions of soccer
BECAUSE UNLIKE YOU I DIDN’T HAVE NO FANCY MACHINES AND HAD TO GO PLAY IN THE STREET
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Were you playing against a Texas A&M fan?
Please tell me that you were
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 9, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
It was Aggy-derp level
Although in the second game I took the lead later, so my fault for losing that one
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 9, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
Some MLS team this year had a messy situation
Starting goalie got injured during the game. Backup got a red card. (May have been the other way around, I don’t remember.) They had to put an outfield player in net for 2/3 of the game. (I think he actually came up with a couple of decent saves.)
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
our goalie played in the MLS. Hadn't played goalie at all until college.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Yeah, if you have no backup goalie, you have to just throw someone in there
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 9, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions
Or if you've already used all three subs.
Just remembered a crazy, crazy game from Euro 2008 where that happened. (Turkey came back from down 2-0 against the Czechs in the final 15 minutes, then got their goalie sent off and they’d already used all their subs, so one of their midfielders went in net for stoppage time. They hung on to win and advance out of the group stage.)
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I saw this happen in a womens' high school game
They called the came due to the mercy rule before the half.
by Dawg from Canton on Feb 9, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions
I once saw a high school team win a game 1-0
The winning team had 1 shot and the losing team had 22
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 9, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions
Our hockey team won a game this year while being outshot 47-22.
Think the craziest I’ve seen, though, was a 5-5 tie where we were outshot 53-17.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I never had even attended a soccer game until HS
My family was in the “soccer is for communists and yankees” camp. I finally went for a group of friends a few times and got interested, and our girls’ team went to the state championship, only to get destroyed by St. Pius. That was immediately before the 2010 World Cup, and by then I was hooked.
by Dawg from Canton on Feb 9, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
lol St. Pius.
We beat them in the footbaw semis in 2006
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 9, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
St Pius was at least 3A or 4A, right?
It was big
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 9, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
They were 3A when we were
The school I attended was a brand new school at the time. While I was there we were a 2A, 3A, or a 4A school at one time or another.
by Dawg from Canton on Feb 9, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions
They're AAA now.
They were in AAAA with us in 2006.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 9, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
Their football is pretty good
The soccer program is a straight up feeder team to colleges and the pros. Private schools get to play by an entirely different set of rules, though. It helps when you can bring in all kinds of talent and ignore zoning rules.
by Dawg from Canton on Feb 9, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
"you should give your mother a hug"
“i cant really do that right now”
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Feb 9, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
Finished reading through the last 30 or so hours of Holly's Twitter feed.
It almost, ALMOST, singlehandedly justifies Twitter’s existence. It’s beautiful. Bless you, Holly.
Le cross-examination.
She is difficult.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 9, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
Never ask a question you don't already know the answer to.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I have a trial practice class on Thursday nights.
I got to sit in the judge’s chair tonight.
Likes.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 9, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
If by "Illinois" you mean
OH THE SPIDERS ARE ALL OVER AND VOTING
by Narrow Right on Feb 9, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
Don't kill the spiders
they’ll just vote twice.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
by allicolls on Feb 9, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Well, it's kinda what I meant...
I was only asking because I imagine ACS would thrive in such a — OH MY GOD SHELOB!!
Yup.
And I used to live close to a gigantic cemetery.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 9, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
Did you dream of your sparkly Cee Lo robe?
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
When I'm a judge, and I have my Cee Lo robe
anyone who appears in my courtroom not wearing a Don Cherry suit will be held in contempt.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 9, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions
/Screams "CHANGE PLACES" every 10 minutes
//defendant gets gavel, giggles
by emc503 on Feb 9, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Will you make an exception for the burgundy suit from My Cousin Vinny?
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Are you...mocking me with that outfit?
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 9, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
The 1 hour cleaners has the flu
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
1 hour cleaners?
What is this sorcery?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 9, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
Judge Don Cherry sentences all Europeans and visor-wearers to four years of hard labor.
They know why.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
What about Ron Cherry?
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 9, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
/bangs gavel in middle of opening
//Decides to ignore every other Hearsay objection
///all objections must be in Iambic pentameter
why hello there
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 9, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
Greetings
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Feb 9, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
Have Cubs fans been detected in the vicinity?
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 9, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
Honey, they're always in the vicinity.
There’s one on my street in Mobile fucking Alabama.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I was wondering what that was for
I thought it was your new salutation
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 9, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
...
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
by Londonjoe on Feb 9, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
You should've used the big picture
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 9, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
reporting for duty
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 9, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
15 AND a Cubs fan?!
getout.jpeg
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I NEED AN ADULT
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
I apologize for nothing
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 9, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
You're young. You still have time.
Confess your sinful ways, repent, and join the First Church of Fat Elvis.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 9, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
anything beats yankee fans
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 9, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
I raise you Boston fans that think they are badass because they're at Yankee Stadium.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 9, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
I cede victory to you.
but raise you new jersey in general
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 9, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
Do you know Jersey?
Because you may be thinking Long Island and just not realize it because of MTV, etc.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 9, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
that may be true
but the small bit I’ve been through seems like a state made entirely of the depressing parts of north Indiana
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 9, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
Northeast corridor train line/Jersey Turnpike in the Meadowlands I'm assuming?
Your opinion on Jersey is invalid.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 9, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
I can accept that
the rest of the state alright, the other state I view as a wasteland: Conneticut
although again only been in shitty ghetto parts
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 9, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
I thought the same until I saw some of the interior parts of North/Central Jersey.
And South Jersey is alright as well. Plus, the Jersey Shore types are really Long Islanders who leave for the summer.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 9, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
Alright good to know
I just drove in the north part and TV has done little too dissuade me, good to know some of it’s alright
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 9, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah the part near the Meadowlands is pretty shitty,
but I would live in Jersey ten times before LI. The cities across from NYC are getting nicer too, but there’s an area in the area near Newark/Harrison/Kearny and some of the Oranges that is also not the best.
Also, Camden is pretty much East Philly and bad and parts of Trenton, but Jersey is nice place with some bad pockets and worse press
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 9, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
In all honesty
I really like some parts of Jersey. Lots of nice areas in North Jersey away from the Turnpike (though I-80’s still boring as shit past I-287) and I was really impressed by not Trenton-not Rutgers Central Jersey
Twitter: RyanMcD29
STOP BLAMING THIS ON US!
/Biased opinion as a Long Islander
//Seriously, my town has more Irish and Hispanics than Italians these days I think
///Blames Staten Island instead
Twitter: RyanMcD29
What part of the Island?
Been living in Hempstead/Uniondale for almost three years.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 9, 2012 11:51 PM EST up reply actions
???
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Needz moar beer and XXX ADULT SUPERSTORE.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 9, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
FIRE, HERETIC, ETC ETC
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
WHAT OF THE SPLINTER FACTION OF ALBERTISTS?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
And it's really too bad he missed the era of kitten sacrifice.
Those were good times.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
/pours one out, kicks kitten for the dark lord
It’s going to take some time to adjust to the new likable Cardinals.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 9, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
...
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 9, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
Not a St. Louis fan either.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 9, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
Neither am I.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 9, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
by wahoocrew on Feb 9, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Hey.
I like REO Speedwagon.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 9, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
Lies.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 9, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
Mmmmyais.
Perhaps this weekend. I’ll be in touch.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 9, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
Bloodsport is on!
Former OLN! Now NBC whatever.
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 9, 2012 10:52 PM EST reply actions
Northwestern is sold on the concept of "troll one team and troll them well."
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
by allicolls on Feb 9, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
We beat Iowa by 34.
And that was with the walk-ons giving up a 12-0 run at the end.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
We've had weird-ass things happen at CHA.
But by God, we’ve murtilated them at Breslin.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
We had a less-than-pleasant trip to Iowa City this season ourselves.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Two, in fact.
Iowa has our number. Northwestern has Iowa’s number. We beat NW in both sports this year. Circle of life, Joni Mitchell song, etc.
We just hire Northwestern to take care of Iowa for us.
THAT’S THE MICHIGAN DIFFERENCE.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
by Tremendous on Feb 9, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I shall send you the bill for Sparty.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 9, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
And you can put Wake Forest on my tab
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 9, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
Christ, I'm going to have to take a second job.
Cleaning up that many burnt couches and giving out that many drunk-and-disorderlies has got to add up to quite the sum.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I won't lie, I think it'd be kinda fun to burn a couch.
Just for shiggles.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Iowa hates Iowa
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 10, 2012 1:08 AM EST up reply actions
FUCK THOSE CORN EATING FUCKS THEY CAN SUCK MY DICK AND BURN IN THE EVERLASTING FIRES OF HELL THOSE LITTE SHITS
(Sorry, Pits, if youre around)
BUT WHERE OH WHERE WE WILL FIND AN IOWA BAR?
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 9, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
Pssh, you realize you're talking to the Official EDSBS Arsonist, right?
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
can I be deputy?
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 9, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
We can't have 2 arsonists in one city.
Especially since you’re a Cubs fan. Before you know it, the entire Midwest would be on fire.
Wait actually, why is this a bad idea?
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exactly
I’ll head west, finally get my revenge on rockford
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 9, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
Fucking Rockford.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 9, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
I think Rockford Files is cool
But if it were up to me, there are some things I would change
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 9, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions
Iowa bars : Chicago :: 7-11 : Taipei
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 9, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
Iowa used to beat them like they stole something back in Hayden Fry's day.
Northwestern’s been putting liquid heat in their jocks ever since.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 10, 2012 12:54 AM EST up reply actions
All righty, then.
To the gym. Bike time.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Living Wooley Mammoth?
I wish it were true http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/09/woolly-mammoth-videotaped-in-siberia_n_1265517.html
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
Why is Coach Orgeron in Russia?
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 9, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
IGAHLOSSANEXCITED.
RANALILBITTOOFAR.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
by Tremendous on Feb 9, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions 9 recs
DACOOCACHO got OleMissentery and died.
by emc503 on Feb 9, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions 14 recs
DACOOACHO THA TEARABBBLE
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 9, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions
If you continue to coach in this area,
recruits will become scarce!
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 9, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions
/You signed 85 recruits
//You can only retain 2 recruits
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 9, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
Text from roommate:
“There’s a Piece [beer] growler in the fridge. I need it empty by morning.”
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 9, 2012 11:17 PM EST reply actions
I LIVE IN BUCKTOWN.
GOD.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 9, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions
YOU CAN HIT PIECE WITH A ROCK THROWN FROM YOUR APARTMENT, I CALL IT WICKER PARK
But yeah, I am just generally extraordinarily jealous of the array of divey, delicious and drunkeness in your hood.
Divey, delicious and drunkenness?
Those are like the 3 keys to my heart.
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No. Noooooooooooooooooooo. No.
Nyet. Nein. No with the spanish accent. Nooooooooooooooooooope. No. Nononono.
Wicker Park is a solid option.
I live just north of Wrigley, and its…very ok. Nothing special. And the nightlife is pretty much just loud shitty clubs. I might move to streeterville and pay through the nose with a friend next year, though.
The last time I was in Chicago my buddy was around ACS's area
(actually I think it WAS Bucktown to be honest) and I thought that area was pretty decent.
I’m planning on heading out that way come St. Patrick’s Day although he lives near the Gold Coast now so who knows what we’ll do this time around.
Gold Coast is very spendy
You wont pay less than 1K for a 1 br or studio. With a roommate, you might drop to 900 a month
Yeah I'm hoping we aren't staying around that area
for an extended period of time so we can at least save some cash
Lol no.
Bucktown4Lyf
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 9, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions
Great roommate or greatest roommate?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 9, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
I'm sorry, your demands are just so difficult!
I think I could do it if you paid me.
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Non-Sequitur
Bob Dylan’s Theme Time Radio Hour is the greatest thing to listen to when it’s time to transition to the look-at-all-the-fucks-I-give portion of the evening…
I get to go to the DMV bright and early in the morning.
So, bed time! Nighty night, monsters.
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Have fun!
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
HITS ALL. THE. ORANGE CONES.
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 9, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions
What is that thing underlining the O on Oregon's court?
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
Sacks of Phil Knight money?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 9, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
Huh.
I always thought it was supposed to be Stonehenge. Not that that makes any sense, but I’ve stopped expecting Oregon uniforms and/or court designs to make sense.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Named after Phil Knight's son, who died in a scuba diving accident about 8 years ago
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
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Ah.
The appearance makes me think “standing stones” more than “letters shaped to look like the stadium facade”, that’s all.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I think it's cute how Missouri fans are suddenly worried about tradition
after hearing that Nike is in charge of their new branding/logo scheme.
It's like raaaaayyyiiiiiaaan on your wedding day!
Wait…
Haven’t they been under Nike contract for forever?
You meet Ricky Jay on the street for a few minutes. Have a pleasant conversation.
Fifteen minutes later you realize that your watch and hairpiece are missing and your wallet has been replaced by a parakeet.
Hmm. Might be time for bed.
Jeremy Lin killed 5 Tim Tebows on Craig James' ranch
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 9, 2012 11:40 PM EST up reply actions
They're in the shed.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
"You're not getting in my shed"
“I’m already in your shed.”
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 10, 2012 12:48 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me!"
by Narrow Right on Feb 10, 2012 12:49 AM EST up reply actions
"Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right, here I am"
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 10, 2012 12:50 AM EST up reply actions
It puts the Adam in the game
or else I calls the coach again
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 10, 2012 12:55 AM EST up reply actions
Jeb killed 5 boosters?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 9, 2012 11:40 PM EST up reply actions
Jebediah Kerman?
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Feb 9, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions
But there are milk moustaches apparently.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 10, 2012 1:11 AM EST up reply actions
Fading in and out of consciousness.
Buenas noches, borrachos.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Yeah, done with work!
Good evening gentle souls
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
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I thought I'd grab a quick nap.
Seven hours later, I’m awake again, and I have a hangover even though I was not, in fact, drunk this afternoon.
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Can we bring back voluntary indentured servitude to cover grad school loans?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 10, 2012 12:24 AM EST reply actions
What did you think RA/TA work was?
Or post-doc positions, if you go that route.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Can I live in your attic?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 10, 2012 12:25 AM EST up reply actions
Anyone still up?
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Feb 10, 2012 12:28 AM EST reply actions
yep
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
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Awesome.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Feb 10, 2012 12:32 AM EST up reply actions
It's quiet nice out here
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
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But I live three hours in the future
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 10, 2012 12:37 AM EST up reply actions
I don't watch Big Ten games anyway
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 10, 2012 12:39 AM EST up reply actions
Believe it or not, I dont watch a whole lot of Syracuse football games either
FSU’s games are generally 3:30 or later unless they are playing some shitty team theyll beat by 50 or Wake Forest
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 10, 2012 12:45 AM EST up reply actions
You miss when those two things were one and the same, right?
by Narrow Right on Feb 10, 2012 12:54 AM EST up reply actions
I know that feel bro.
I know that feel.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 10, 2012 1:15 AM EST up reply actions
The days when Baylor was homecoming?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 10, 2012 1:18 AM EST up reply actions
Oooh, I just realized the Chickenhawks are now the default homecoming victim.
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Howdy.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
How is everyone?
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Feb 10, 2012 12:37 AM EST up reply actions
Tired but not ready to go to bed
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 10, 2012 12:39 AM EST up reply actions
Slightly sore from 7 miles on the stationary bike.
But then, if you’re trying to improve your fitness instead of maintaining (and believe me, mine needs improving) and you’re not a bit sore, you’re doing it wrong.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
/does 100000 reps with 2.5 lb weights
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Feb 10, 2012 12:40 AM EST up reply actions
That game sucked ass
Especially after watching my 19-6 college team get embarrassed by a 7-14 team tonight.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Feb 10, 2012 12:41 AM EST up reply actions
Tired as hell and got to go back to the office
All is well
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
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Yep.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 10, 2012 12:53 AM EST up reply actions
I know pac12 bouncy hoops suck,
but beating the fuskies in anything is awesome!
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
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Especially the Iditarod...
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 10, 2012 1:22 AM EST up reply actions
This is too funny not to share
Emma got in trouble for refusing to color a jayhawk
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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 10, 2012 6:48 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
That.... that's almost... SECish.
I’m so proud.
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That teacher
Has control issues.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 10, 2012 8:16 AM EST up reply actions
That teacher
is probably a fucking Chickenhawk herself, and we all know what that means.
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What, pray tell, does that mean?
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 10, 2012 8:19 AM EST up reply actions
SHE'S VERMIN
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My stepfather does not appreciate your words
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 10, 2012 8:21 AM EST up reply actions
Actually funny story on that
We were talking about his recruitment. Apparently after getting the offer from Kansas to shot put Texas A&M tried incredibly fucking hard to get him to flip.
I laughed heartily.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 10, 2012 8:22 AM EST up reply actions
Alas, it can't be helped.
I bet your stepfather wouldn’t try and make a little girl color a Chickenhawk, either.
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Nah he's a pushover with small children.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 10, 2012 8:23 AM EST up reply actions
Also he really doesn't care about Kansas
He cares about Missouri for personal on field reasons.
Also hates the absolute shit out of Nebraska, possibly more than Missouri.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 10, 2012 8:24 AM EST up reply actions
that little girl is awesome
what the fuck at that teacher, though
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 10, 2012 9:41 AM EST up reply actions
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