THE CURIOUS INDEX, 2/9/2012
by Spencer Hall on Feb 9, 2012 10:27 AM EST
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PrintTHEY CALL ME 8-BALL/ I'M SELLING 8-BALL/ AND YOU NEED 8 BALLS/ TO HANG WITH 8-BALL.
We don't even know what you're trying to do here, Mr. Ross, but it's certainly confusing especially given your ties to the Miami area. Then again, South Carolina fans already leapt to the joke about a parole officer supporting the Clemson football program, so perhaps this has already served its purpose. (This would not be a factual joke, as Clemson has made few appearances in the Fulmer Cup.) He also has a Florida State medallion, and it's pretty clear that Rick Ross is now officially the most ACC rapper ever.
THE BIG EAST HAS NOW CROSSED THE BORDER INTO PATHOS COUNTY. West Virginia is, as of last night's deadlines at least, close to securing a number for their buyout from the Big East. The magic number is $11 million or so, and since they can't invite LSU fans to drink beer at every home game Oliver Luck will be getting that money from [REDACTED you really don't want to know seriously it involves coal mines and toxic waste and the mafia and some things are better unsaid.]
This isn't very nice, but most honest things aren't:
In a lawsuit filed in Monongalia County Circuit Court, WVU alleged the Big East had breached its contract with WVU and nullified the bylaws that spell out the waiting period. WVU said the Big East had failed to "maintain, let alone enhance the quality of competition in the league" as it sustained membership losses.
As a result of the losses, Rutgers and Syracuse may have to play each other twice next year. We're just sad at this point for the Big East, and for the football fans who actually care about things like not having to declass to grandiose Conference-USAism to continue playing football--and not BCS football, because that bid is as good as gone, and now we're just...jesus. Antidote, please:
That helps (a little, and just a little.)
THE SIXTH YEAR APPROVALS ARE ROLLING NOW. The latest beneficiary of the NCAA going through their paperwork is LSU O-lineman Josh Dworaczyk, who was approved for a sixth year after missing the season due to a torn ACL sustained in fall camp. Dworaczyk had the unique experience of serving as a proxy o-line coach on the sidelines during the season, so if you were hoping to read "The LSU offensive line got dumber and less deep" headline this morning, you should be very disappointed indeed. Teammates celebrated with gusto. (Via Reddit/CFB)
WE AIN'T SKEERED. Hey, new guy at the office. We're gonna need you to go to Omaha on Christmas Eve, figuratively speaking. Texas A&M has four home games in their current schedule, and you're going to have to go to Davenport for the sales convention on January 3rd and fly one of those horrible commuter planes that feels seconds away from crashing at any instant. Being the new guy RULES, Aggies.
SIPPY CUPS ALL AROUND. Well, aren't we looking young, college football coaching? [/preens in mirror]
A LONG LIST OF MOSTLY GEEKY BUT INCREDIBLE THINGS: Sewer play is not encouraged in China. Lauryn Hill on acid is as bad as you would imagine. Baltimore's tattoo artists can put Natty Bo's logo on your body. ROBOTS ARE IN YOUR BODY. This blog will publish any important railgun news it can get its hands on at any time. LOL, just bein' Scandinavian guyz.
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I do feel for all of the teams left/stuck in the Big East.
My brother, a USF fan, has gone from anger to more anger to bitterness to depression.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Feb 9, 2012 10:34 AM EST reply actions
If only they'd knuckled under to ESPN.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I think USF was the only Big East school that wasn't named in the WVU lawsuit
for creating a “climate of uncertainty.” i.e. They were the only ones not actively trying to leave.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Feb 9, 2012 10:43 AM EST up reply actions
Which... why not?
I would think it’s a firable offense for their AD to not at least call Mike Slive.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
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Sounds par for the course for USF football.
Anger and more anger of course being the Levitt years.
by Mango Stasi on Feb 9, 2012 10:52 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
He never seemed angry on the 49ers sidelines this year
Of course standing next to Patrick Willis probably scared the shit out of him.
USF was born on third and thought they hit a triple.
Their fan base is now only learning there’s about 600 bases.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 9, 2012 10:59 AM EST up reply actions
In Tampa, they probably have a description for every one.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Usually if someone hits a triple in Tampa, no one is there to see it
So the question is did it happen at all?
I'm too important to this team. Big Stein can't be flopping and twitching.
At least they have a Fulmer Cup win
They should seriously put it in their media guide
A futile crusade to prevent mass ignorance
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Another reason to hate Rick Ross
Next thing you know he’ll be using Austin River references in his raps.
//bitter
Tottenham Hotspurs, Penn State, and Winthrop are the only things that made me cry in my adult life.
by Tottenham Makes Me Cry on Feb 9, 2012 10:36 AM EST reply actions
Funny how I don't hear anyone knocking SU and Pitt for wanting to leave the BE anymore
I guess everyone else has finally figured out what SU and Pitt fans have known for a long time. The Big East is a gigantic clusterfark that only the crazy and desperate would want to be a part of.
/Sees Memphis fans tweets at Holly
//Yep the Big East is definitely filled with the crazy and desperate.
Seriously, though...
… WTF is the deal with that? They’re pissed because she made the wildly controversial claim that Memphis brings nothing of value to the Big East other than the proverbial “warm body?”
I get it that their basketball team is good, but that’s like adding Texas A&M football to the SEC. I’m sure they like the basketball program, but it ain’t like they’re drooling because they just added a superpower.
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by vineyarddawg on Feb 9, 2012 11:03 AM EST up reply actions
I kind of hope this becomes a Strisand effect kind of thing,
where we all up the level of trolling Memphis football as a result of this.
Reading those tweets and comments from the story
I’m just going to guess Memphis has a inferiority complex. Just a guess.
Being the fourth best football team in the state will do that.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 9, 2012 11:15 AM EST up reply actions
How dare you disrespect Tennessee Tech like that.
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My bad, fourth best I-A team in the state.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 9, 2012 11:25 AM EST up reply actions
You're pissin' off Louisville, son.
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by vineyarddawg on Feb 9, 2012 11:26 AM EST up reply actions
To be fair I feel that certain high school teams could take Memphis
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 9, 2012 11:43 AM EST up reply actions
Southlake Carroll, St. Thomas Aquinas, St. X
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Im trying to figure out if that is a joke
or if GA public school education is really that bad (yeah, yeah, its better than MS).
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Belmont's intramural football championship team is insulted.
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You don't get it, brah, 'cause you're from the SEC...
The Big East DOES NOT CARE about football. That’s why we are where we are. In their eyes, Memphis was the best of all gits, a strong basketball program with a legacy and yeah, oh by the way, they also have a footbal team.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 9, 2012 11:09 AM EST up reply actions
You also gotta like Memphis basketball
3 final fours in the past 40 years and all 3 stripped from the books.
"they also have a football team"
is being generous in its description of Memphis football.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
FTFMe
they also have a group of guys that masquerade as a footbal team.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 9, 2012 11:18 AM EST up reply actions
So that justifies going apeshit when someone says that Memphis football is a smoldering heap of slime...
… and was only added to the Big East because of basketball?
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by vineyarddawg on Feb 9, 2012 11:15 AM EST up reply actions
as a Baltimore resident, i'm contractually obligated to say this
it’s Natty Boh (not Bo), goddammit
/shows self out
//gets knifed on the way out
clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose...
by Gamecock24 on Feb 9, 2012 10:41 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
aTm/La Tech is the grandaddy of bad neutral-site preseason classics.
Update this classic as needed Fearless Leader.
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
I got a baaaad feelin' about this one.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Feb 9, 2012 11:13 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Platoon auto-rec
Please note, this is not applicable to most Oliver Stone works.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 9, 2012 11:15 AM EST up reply actions
I'm having a fucking awesome morning
Wrote the best thing I have ever written, and found an extra pack of cigarettes. Not even the Big East being fucking morons can ruin this.
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Not being a member of the Big East probably does wonders for your feelings on their stupidity.
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by jonfmorse on Feb 9, 2012 10:45 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Congrats!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Feb 9, 2012 10:45 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That's not a turtleneck
WHO LET THIS HAPPEN?
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 9, 2012 10:47 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I prefer this one.
If BIG LOUIS NIX was a Mississippi Blues Man, he'd be Jellyroll T-Bone McPorkchop, ‘cuz he's all meat, with just a little bit of sweet.
Jonathan Toews will eat your baby if it means two points.
Viva El Churro! El Churro lo ve todo!
by KrilDog on Feb 9, 2012 11:56 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Oh and also
Milan Collins lists us as his #1 choice over ND and Maryland, not to mention the other big ass schools recruiting him.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 9, 2012 10:46 AM EST up reply actions
Considering ND's QB depth
this is neither surprising nor terribly concerning. But if it makes you feel any better, I will pretend to be very angry about this for the next 24 hours.
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I wasn't looking for you to be angry, but by all means, go ahead.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 9, 2012 10:50 AM EST up reply actions
GODDAMMIT, COLLINS!
You could go to a school where football is king, get a world-class education, and be famous from coast to coast. But nooooooo!!!! Instead, you knuckledragging moron, you want to go to a rust belt town in the middle of nowhere, play on a team with a bunch of rejects and castoffs, and play second fiddle to the most hated rodent basketball coach in the United States. FUCK YOU!!!!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Wait, I thought the point was that he wasn't going to ND?
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 9, 2012 10:57 AM EST up reply actions
This is Brian Kelly's fault
by The voice of NDNation on Feb 9, 2012 12:14 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I wonder what it sounds like
Raspy?
Genteel?
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 9, 2012 12:18 PM EST up reply actions
Old, drunk, elitist and angry.
If BIG LOUIS NIX was a Mississippi Blues Man, he'd be Jellyroll T-Bone McPorkchop, ‘cuz he's all meat, with just a little bit of sweet.
Jonathan Toews will eat your baby if it means two points.
Viva El Churro! El Churro lo ve todo!
Did you know that Kelly's strength and conditioning program is worse than Weis's?
It’s true because Brady Quinn’s bench numbers.
#shitndnationsays
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 9, 2012 12:23 PM EST up reply actions
After watching that Norway video, I no longer feel bad about my family consuming lutefisk all these years.
When it comes to either dunking my head in a Norwegian lake in winter or consuming lye-soaked baked fish, it’s a push.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
I think the bottle he was toting around has a lot to do with both activities.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 9, 2012 10:53 AM EST up reply actions
In my family it didn't.
My Swedish grandmother was as close to a teetotaler as they come. Grandpa and my Dad consumed that shitty gelatinous muck stone cold sober.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Dang, son.
Dry fish to shit. Add poisonous lye. Let it sit. Wash lye off. CONSUME.
????
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by vineyarddawg on Feb 9, 2012 11:05 AM EST up reply actions
I know, right?
Only, the Swedish version adds the additional step of breaking the fish up and baking it in a cream sauce. Fish jelly topped with allspice? Fish jelly topped with allspice. Thankfully, potato sausage makes up for a lot of things.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Swedish meatballs, yo
Our contribution to global cuisine.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 9, 2012 11:12 AM EST up reply actions
And, of course, the Swedish bikini team.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
GIS initialized.....
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 9, 2012 11:16 AM EST up reply actions
Crafty Swedes
IKEA needs them as a marketing gimmick.
A futile crusade to prevent mass ignorance
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everyone needs them as a marketing gimmick
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 9, 2012 11:45 AM EST up reply actions
It was Bid Day wasn't it?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 9, 2012 12:06 PM EST up reply actions
No this was the Dutch beer that hired 30 women to go to the World Cup
They were all thrown out and 2 were arrested.
#FIFASucks
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by vineyarddawg on Feb 9, 2012 12:12 PM EST up reply actions
I was hoping this was T-Boone's doing.
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
My point stands.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 9, 2012 12:18 PM EST up reply actions
if that's a part of your cuisine, you might be doing it wrong.
Either that or I need to re-evaluate the staid image I have of Lutheran clergy.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 9, 2012 11:16 AM EST up reply actions
Mrs. Rev is Irish/German/whathaveyou,
so revise away. /winkwink
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
On second thought,
I think one of my more awkward moments ever involved Lutheran clergy.
/not like that.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 9, 2012 11:24 AM EST up reply actions
Winking clergy jokes?
The captain has turned on the “NO CATHOLIC JOKES PLZ” sign, although you are still free to move about the CI.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 9, 2012 11:25 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Unless, of course, Chris Rock told it first.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
CSB
My mother is the secretary at an ELCA church. I took her to lunch one day; when I dropped her off, I ran into the interim pastor briefly. I don’t recall what inspired the conversation, but I dropped the “all things in moderation, Pastor” line for some reason. He responds, in front of my mother, with “even sex?”
I apparently turned about 17 shades of red.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 9, 2012 11:28 AM EST up reply actions
There was an elderly couple at my seminary
who ran a program called Marriage Care. They loved talking about their sex life – it was horrifying and beautiful all at once. It inspires me to mess with my students by reminding them our kids didn’t just fall out of the sky.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
that is one of those horribawesome stories for later
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 9, 2012 11:46 AM EST up reply actions
My 50-something biology teacher loved telling us things like
“are your grandparents both still alive? Then they have sex” and “Well when my daughter was conceived I was hanging upside down from a ceiling fan.” 9th grade was… interesting.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
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Remember folks,
if your parents didn’t have sex, you won’t either.
I'm not really a CPA, I just play one on television.
Soccer, y'all.
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by vineyarddawg on Feb 9, 2012 11:17 AM EST up reply actions
swedish woman
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 9, 2012 11:47 AM EST up reply actions
Don't forget the Swedish Chef.
by Mango Stasi on Feb 9, 2012 11:21 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
We didn't do meatballs. I have no idea why.
Thankfully, the church I served in Minnesota did a Meatball Supper and not a Lutefisk Supper like all their neighbors.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Meatballs are a Christmas essential in the maternal-side-of-the-family household in Isanti.
Also, lefse. ALL THE LEFSE.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 9, 2012 11:16 AM EST up reply actions
My students from the Decorah area are doing a Norwegian supper this Sunday.
Lefse. Krumkake. No Lutefisk. Hallelujah.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Decorah, eh?
/consults map of Iowegia.
//buys gas
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 9, 2012 11:18 AM EST up reply actions
Korv in the house...
That potato sausage rules.
So how was last night with the super-cool non-nerd kids at Prep?
by Albino Tornado on Feb 9, 2012 11:08 AM EST up reply actions
I used a lot of y'all's questions.
Of course I asked the color blind kid about why green meant go and red meant stop. That’s more or less inevitable right?
Anyway, interviews went well other than the expected level of HS nerd social awkwardness. Stopped at the Brazenhead with my old teacher afterwards and discussed the inevitable downfall of everything, it was awesome.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 9, 2012 11:12 AM EST up reply actions
Someone at the Big East offices failed at math, apparently
7 games each among 7 teams is impossible.
We've been trying to tell everybody how bad they fail at running things....
How do I Math?
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 9, 2012 10:56 AM EST up reply actions
I will refer to one Charles Schultz
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Feb 9, 2012 10:56 AM EST up reply actions 11 recs
Smoking! I can't wait for pictures from the new rail gun tests...
Here’s a set from 2010:
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
What is Auburn's 2011 defense?
Next I’ll take ‘Charles Bronson look-alikes’ for $200.
If the brute force method fails, you didn't use enough brute force.
Only at some of the SEC West schools
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
That's not a rail gun.
That’s a rocket.
A rail gun should have no propellant.
They’re doing it wrong.
by Durdens Wrath on Feb 9, 2012 11:21 AM EST up reply actions
I think the smoke is the sabot burning up....
This video of the 33 MJ test shows it just at the moment of launch, then the projectile becomes smoke-less.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 9, 2012 11:40 AM EST up reply actions
All the same, the sabot shouldn't be burning.
And in those shots (top left) the fire isn’t coming from the entire sabot, but from the back, and in a specific radius. Which makes me think that their “rail gun”
Is part rail, part booster rocket.
by Durdens Wrath on Feb 9, 2012 11:52 AM EST up reply actions
It's all electric
Here‘s the video those frames were grabbed from. NSWC Dahlgren has been doing the research on railguns for the Navy, and my lab for grad school does some work for that project. There’s no rocket there. The round is going about Mach 7 when it leaves the rails, any kind of rocket that size would have a negligible effect on the final speed of the round because the electromagnetic forces are so large.
To the tweetmobile!
It's electric? Boogie woogie woogie
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by cmill126 on Feb 9, 2012 12:02 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
So the flames are what?
Plasma?
And I can’t view that. NFF.
by Durdens Wrath on Feb 9, 2012 12:11 PM EST up reply actions
Not really sure
MtnEer’s video is a 33 MegaJoule shot, which is a considerable amount of energy. I’d imagine that has some interesting effects on the air surrounding the rails.
To the tweetmobile!
At Mach 7, there is a lot of that...
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
you go and tell them that
I’ll be way over there
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 9, 2012 11:48 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Railguns are fucking awesome
A buddy of mine works at Dahlgren, where they develop and test those. He tells some awesome stories about them. They make a double sonic boom when they fire, once when the slug goes super sonic, and another after it leaves the barrel and the rails arc.
To the tweetmobile!
I can confirm
that there is a lot of noise generated at Dahlgren. I can see it from my family’s place on the other side of the Potomac. Sometimes knocks pictures off the walls.
No sig.
by GenericCommenter0001 on Feb 9, 2012 2:51 PM EST up reply actions
Reports that Syracuse and Pitt prepared to sue WVU and Big East for release if WVU leaves?
Reports that Syracuse and Pitt prepared to sue WVU and Big East for release if WVU leaves.
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Err... WVU wouldn't be a party to that, so what's the point naming them as defendants?
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I'm not entirely sure
I honestly got no clue, going off twitter shit. Apparently if WVU leaves the Big East won’t give Syracuse or Pitt any of the settlement fee, so yeah, Syracuse and Pitt will be gone probably.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 9, 2012 11:03 AM EST up reply actions
Oh, that's classic.
Depending on the bylaws, Pitt and SU might have an iron-clad claim on their share of the settlement fee since they’re still in the conference and have abided by the terms of departure. They’d end up settling on the “we gone, keep your damn money” plan.
The stupidest part? If WVU’s settlement really is only $11M… the Big East is stabbing themselves in the dick over about a million bucks. Total. ‘Cause that’s all Pitt and SU’s cut would come to.
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Less
Cut goes to the basketball teams too. It’s only 6 figures.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 9, 2012 11:09 AM EST up reply actions
YOU ARE BAD AT MAFFS NICK
11 million bucks / 15 remaining teams = $733K… times two. So it’s really more like a million and a half.
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The Conference itself gets a cut
Don’t know how much
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 9, 2012 11:16 AM EST up reply actions
Oh, right, I forgot the Mafia's cut of all business transacted in Providence.
So, Pitt and Syracuse would each have received thirty-eight bucks and a Dunkin’ Donuts coupon. I say just give it to them.
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So, that'll leave the conference with 5 teams next year.
Double round robin conference play? Double round robin conference play.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Feb 9, 2012 11:01 AM EST up reply actions
Congrats Rutgers
You’ve got your OOC games with Princeton, Monmouth, Wagner, and Fordham
/New York market cannot contain their excitement
Twitter: RyanMcD29
The Big East has turned into the desperate reality TV star not wanting to let go of the 15 minutes
Next thing you know the Big East is going to marry Kris Humphries.
And like that fiasco, the divorce is going to be messy and public
despite the wishes of some of those involved.
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
like hell
They wanted that divorce to be messy and public.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 9, 2012 11:10 AM EST up reply actions
???
“They” = Big East or
“They” = Kardashian, Inc. LLC™
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
Both
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 9, 2012 11:17 AM EST up reply actions
If Big East married anyone
It would be the Kardashian that looks more like a Gronkowski
West Virginia fans hate everybody. They remember every snub and joke and bit of snark. And they never forgive, and they never, ever forget. In other words, they're a lot like West Virginians in general.
by Kid Tenderloin on Feb 9, 2012 11:18 AM EST up reply actions
Furk, furk, and schiznitz....
I was so hoping to hear news of our release this morning. Via WV Metronews about 30 minutes ago:
“The result of the Big East/WVU conference with Judge (Michael) Silverstein this morning is that the matter is continued to an unspecified date for another status conference.”
“The Rhode Island case continues on a path toward trial, though Judge Silverstein is certainly open to news of a settlement if that happens in the interim. The judge did not disclose anything more specific than that regarding his discussions with the attorneys this morning.”
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
Things were done.
Nobody was spared.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Feb 9, 2012 11:10 AM EST up reply actions
Today in "What is this I don't even"
A “vintage” t-shirt of a logo that hasn’t even been on the field yet.
Twitter: RyanMcD29
Hey....how we wish you were here
there’s just no lost souls sitting in our fish bowl
year after year
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 9, 2012 11:09 AM EST up reply actions
If the conference I attended last week taught me anything,
it’s that time no longer has meaning.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Les Miles was the keynote speaker?
by Mango Stasi on Feb 9, 2012 11:18 AM EST via mobile up reply actions 3 recs
...
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
by darthbubba on Feb 9, 2012 11:26 AM EST up reply actions 9 recs
FIFY
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Feb 9, 2012 11:27 AM EST up reply actions 11 recs
This would also apply to a basketball court.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 9, 2012 11:37 AM EST up reply actions
That implies that we have a basketball team.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 9, 2012 11:38 AM EST up reply actions
We...what?
I thought the new arena in Lincoln was for a NEW basketball team!
Seriously, though, Doc is so fired after this year. I like the guy, and I think Tom does, too, but DAMN.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
That's so 27 seconds ago.
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That new logo, and everything associated with it, needs to DIAF
Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish
This is true
but that does not justify this awful thing
Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish
I honestly don't mind the new direction
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 9, 2012 11:17 AM EST up reply actions
Only 3 years left to change their mascot to the Gators.
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Feb 9, 2012 11:14 AM EST up reply actions 5 recs
NEIN
If they change their name to the Gators, the Braves might never beat them again…
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
by darthbubba on Feb 9, 2012 11:24 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Only if this is their mascot.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 9, 2012 11:24 AM EST up reply actions 9 recs
Well we're outta cake!
The Charles was just here.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 9, 2012 11:30 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Shit, we're all out of cake. So I guess your choices are Or Death
We really underestimated the demand on the cake.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
The cake is a lie.
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Feb 9, 2012 11:37 AM EST up reply actions
Uh.....death
I mean cake yeah cake
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 9, 2012 1:04 PM EST up reply actions
VERY WELL.
GIVE HIM CAKE.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 9, 2012 1:05 PM EST up reply actions
YOU. CAKE OR DEATH?
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
It's quite good, thank you
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 9, 2012 1:07 PM EST up reply actions
The American National Anthem is very rousing
Even if you don’t know the words, you can pretend your way through it by confirming and denying things with conviction.
What do we get? “God save the Queen.” Fuck the Queen, God save me.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
It has come from the future to warn us of the consequences of
having Ozzie Guillen and Carlos Zambrano on the same team.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 9, 2012 11:21 AM EST up reply actions
Somebody needs to take a minor league contract flyer on Milton Bradley, too, right?
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Does he speak Spanish?
Rumor was that the Marlins pursued Pujols and not Fielder because they only want Spanish speaking star players.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Of course, in baseball
the Bizarro Montreal Canadiens strategy might actually work.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
This is how Monsters Inc., should have ended.
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
I have no idea
* sniff * what you’re talking about.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
And homicidal.
There will be murders.
Seriously, though, yeah. Someone’s gonna die.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
And they are the current front runner for the Cuban defector
They may make him want to go back under Castro’s thumb
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
It could work out very well.
It also could be a spectacular disaster. Let’s watch!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Am I the only one who actually likes the new colors,
at least compared to what they had? Or do I just have an irrational dislike of teal as a team’s only color?
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
You're not alone.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 9, 2012 11:24 AM EST up reply actions
I have only one question:
Is there a fake John Marinatto twitter? ’cause as much as we all liked to make fun of the Beebster, Danny was a rocket scientist compared to this assclown.
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You don't need a fake Meatball Marinatto Twitter.....
The real one is pathetic enough.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 9, 2012 11:12 AM EST up reply actions
John Marinara
@CommishBigEast
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
by wahoocrew on Feb 9, 2012 1:13 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
Now this is how you celebrate a championship. (Via the SI Vault)
by 49er16 on Feb 9, 2012 11:15 AM EST reply actions 10 recs
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The Monongalia County court hearing West Virginia's lawsuit against the Big East has stricken all of the defendant's motions filed to date for failure to comply with local rules.
West Virginia Circuit Courts require all motions to be whittled.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 9, 2012 11:17 AM EST reply actions 2 recs
And here I was assuming they all had to be written in coal dust.
Better review those local rules…
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Hahaha... You two are hilarious.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 9, 2012 11:21 AM EST up reply actions
Right . . .
. . . because the real answer is that motions must be no more than three and a half minutes long when read aloud and be capable of being set to dulcimer music.
C’mon, you stereotypin’ lawyerin’ bastards.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I really want to file a § 1983 conspiracy claim in Alabama someday.
That complaint would be so much fun.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 9, 2012 11:26 AM EST up reply actions
Now you really need to read those local rules carefully.
Some courts require complaints to be written on the back of a Waffle House menu, and some prefer Huddle House. Woe be unto you if you don’t know which is which.
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by allicolls on Feb 9, 2012 11:43 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Counsellors, I'll see you in my chambers....
/retires to Waffle House across the courthouse square
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 9, 2012 11:45 AM EST up reply actions
I'm just getting a little blue square with a ?
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Feb 9, 2012 11:40 AM EST up reply actions
Holly's twitter inspires broken links.
Makes sense to me.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 9, 2012 11:40 AM EST up reply actions
/title clicked
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Feb 9, 2012 11:42 AM EST up reply actions
No shit.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Feb 9, 2012 11:43 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
And lifesvaing!
Let’s eat Grandma!
Let’s eat, Grandma!
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 9, 2012 11:46 AM EST up reply actions
That one's great;
“The strippers, JFK and Stalin” is still my favorite.
#TeamTerminalComma
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
by Gator Cub on Feb 9, 2012 11:53 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Eats, shoots, and leaves.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
They're both wrong
It should be:
“A woman, without herman, is nothing.”
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 9, 2012 11:55 PM EST up reply actions
Would REDACTED
Be the late and lamented Mags Bennett?
Speaking of,
I was actively avoiding the new season of Justified until I got around to running through seasons 1 and 2 on dvd. Then I happened to catch the first 20 minutes of this week’s episode. Freaking out in body bags, running dudes over with cars, Star Wars quotes, “growing old ain’t for pussies,” Jeremy Davies being awesome…
Is… is it always that mind-blowingly awesome? If so, screw catching up, I’m jumping in right now.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
Yes.
and ask Lt. Philip Nolan/HurriCons (or whatever he’s calling himself these days), he jumped into S3 directly as I recall
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 9, 2012 11:29 AM EST up reply actions
hey HEY! ENOUGH!
and yes, i started with this season, and i refuse to believe there has been a better villain than Quarles.
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 9, 2012 1:17 PM EST up reply actions
I jumped in at Season 3
I’ve followed pretty well. There is probably one thing/character an episode that I don’t get (like the young girl Raylan visited who was babysitting this week) and go look up, but especially with the new crime bosses being introduced it seems like alot is starting over this season.
"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Feb 9, 2012 11:35 AM EST up reply actions
The main villian from Season 2 killed her dad and tried to raise her as her daughter
When Raylan put a stop to all that mess, he kinda started feeling like a father figure to her.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Yeah, I jumped in this season
Having them rerun the last ep of season 2 after the season opener helped a LOT, too.
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Yes, yes it is always that awesome.
Especially when Ava gets all violent.
And Boyd is one of the most complicated characters I’ve seen.
by Durdens Wrath on Feb 9, 2012 11:48 AM EST up reply actions
It's often better.
Next week’s episode looks like it’s going maximum HAM.
by Mango Stasi on Feb 9, 2012 11:48 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
that sonofabitch ice skating video
just gave me a bit of a panic attack
why are you using a hatchet on theice you are standing on?
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
oh shit no he just jumps right in
what’s in that vodka? Intestine warmers?
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Feb 9, 2012 11:27 AM EST up reply actions
don't forget that he also cuts a donut of ice out of the lake
then wears it like a necklace while skating off pounding vodka
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Feb 9, 2012 11:35 AM EST up reply actions
If Sterling Archer ever discovers this video,
Burt Reynolds is going to have serious competition as the Archer Spirit Guide.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
So that's what happened to Lauryn Hill
Yet another of Stempke’s 90’s dream girls goes by the wayside.
Still holding out hope for Lisa Bonet
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Don't blame Lauryn.
She was miseducated.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 9, 2012 11:32 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
...dude, she flew off the ferris wheel before the Cosby Show even ended.
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No. No, there is no hope.
And wherever we may find it, it must be quashed.
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YOU THINK THAT MAKES YOU SPECIAL, BUDDY?
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(but hey, there's always Tempestt Bledsoe. She turned out okay.)
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...this comment disturbs me.
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I just kept rooting disturbingly hard
for him to make a mistake.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
Not to mention that insipid twit, Ahmad Rashad.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Elise Keaton?
Yes please.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Feb 9, 2012 11:47 AM EST up reply actions
It's not often an excuse to drop a Chef Aid reference pops up
But tonight is right for love with Meredith Baxter Birney.
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
On a somewhat related note, who was the black private dick who was the sex machine to all the chicks?
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
But I'm talkin' 'bout Shaft!
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 9, 2012 11:57 PM EST up reply actions
UNTIL IT STARTED RAINING BLOOD
I can’t fap to that.
/Oh, all right, I can
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Feb 9, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions
Good old "Porn movie reviews" on SNL
At first I was shocked… appalled… disgusted… interested… interested… very interested…. buuuut, then I lost interest.
Free at last!
So that means she can have a resurgent career since she already did porn
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 9, 2012 11:48 AM EST up reply actions
Oh, like Traci Lords?
I loved how she stretched her acting chops for her role in Zach and Miri Make a Porno.
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I don't need to see "stretched" and "chops" in a Traci Lords description.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 9, 2012 11:51 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
But I put them there on purpose.
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Or Elizabeth Berkeley....
Oh wait, did she ever do anything after Showgirls?
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 9, 2012 11:52 AM EST up reply actions
Still doing soft-porn then....
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 9, 2012 11:54 AM EST up reply actions
It's only porn if someone else sees it.
And nobody wants to see that.
"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka
Didn't she join CSI: Miami?
Or is that worse than Showgirls?
by Durdens Wrath on Feb 9, 2012 3:26 PM EST up reply actions
#teamEldestHuxtable
Ol’ Elvis outkicked the shit outta his coverage on that one.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 9, 2012 12:08 PM EST up reply actions
Lisa Bonet has a daughter with Lenny Kravitz.
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Which leads to the inescapable conclusion:
Lisa Bonet had unprotected sex with Lenny Kravitz.
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If I were to start writing off people based on the questionable partners they've chosen in their past
I’d be the world’s largest hypocrite
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
And Lauryn Hill has five with Rohan Marley.....
Who’s got the mo bettah ganja?
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 9, 2012 11:48 AM EST up reply actions
LARGE picture is ..... quite fetching actually.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 9, 2012 11:53 AM EST up reply actions
Can we have a fantasy Hunger Games?
First up, Dan Snyder.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 9, 2012 11:53 AM EST up reply actions
Hunger Games is for children - Dan Snyder has to do fantasy Running Man.
Is Bieber too old to do Hunger Games?
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Bieber, Miley Cyrus, Miley Cyrus's little sister,
Will Smith’s daughter (the son is safe for now based on Pursuit of Happyness).
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Well that just kills me softly.
by Mango Stasi on Feb 9, 2012 12:39 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
WVU be trollin'
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Feb 9, 2012 11:33 AM EST reply actions 24 recs
Verruh nice.... Carry on!
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 9, 2012 11:44 AM EST up reply actions
Sigh...
…sigh.
Formerly never_go_full_dabo
by that1blackClemsonfan on Feb 9, 2012 11:55 AM EST up reply actions
Good Morning everyone! Fuck the Big East! I'm ready for accidental forgiveness on the MWC part
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
LOL U MAD
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I've not been happy since we made the switch...
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Hunjover
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 9, 2012 11:57 AM EST reply actions
yet still drunj implying your use of the "j"
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
As far as I know
That’s why I didn’t go to class. I was not good to drive. However, I did not use that excuse to get out of class
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 9, 2012 11:59 AM EST up reply actions
Excuses to get out of class?
What is this, amateur hour?>
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 9, 2012 12:00 PM EST up reply actions
shift+a
HOLY FUCK I’M BUSY TODAY
I have a friend with a Natty Boh tat on her foot, but it is nowhere near as awesome as that one.
Also, Natty Boh is the greatest cheap beer ever. $13 for a cold case? Fuck and yes.
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
Be careful when you unfriend someone on facebook
because her daddy might come over and shoot you.
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what the fuck
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 9, 2012 12:03 PM EST up reply actions
Crazy people in the mountains of Tennessee?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 9, 2012 12:04 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
why do i feel like this could be your daughter yet not you?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 9, 2012 12:05 PM EST up reply actions
Hi. I'm alive.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 9, 2012 12:05 PM EST up reply actions
yay
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 9, 2012 12:07 PM EST up reply actions
Was this in question?
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
/shiftyeyes.gif
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 9, 2012 12:26 PM EST up reply actions
No severe burns I hope?
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 9, 2012 12:33 PM EST up reply actions
Because... you know me too well, apparently.
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I suspect a lot of crazy in that thar family.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 9, 2012 12:05 PM EST up reply actions
They were both named Billy/Billie
Lol
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 9, 2012 12:06 PM EST up reply actions
She's not my lover.
She’s just a girl who thinks I am the one.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 9, 2012 12:06 PM EST up reply actions
so let's never incorporate social networking into commentariat haha
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
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by Wallacewade04 on Feb 9, 2012 12:06 PM EST up reply actions
DAMMIT ESPN, GET IT TOGETHER
THE GRONKOWSKI SHIT IS NO LONGER RELEVANT AND/OR INTERESTING…THE SEASON IS OVER TIME TO MOVE THE FUCK ON
Punting is winning.
What else it there to talk about?
NBA BASKETBALL?!?!
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 9, 2012 12:08 PM EST up reply actions
Tebow's off-season charity/missionary work?
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 9, 2012 12:09 PM EST up reply actions
You mean his budding relationship with Katy Perry?
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
by DrewRusse on Feb 9, 2012 12:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
LET'S TALK ABOUT DOOK WINNING ON A BUZZER BEATER IN A GAME ONLY A GERG COULD LOVE
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Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 9, 2012 12:09 PM EST up reply actions
THE ARENA. FOOTBALL. LEAGUE.
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LIN SANITY BABABABABAY
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Feb 9, 2012 12:09 PM EST up reply actions
The other popular topic today is the question about who is better between LeBron and Kobe which came out of fucking nowhere too.
No, ESPN never forces stories upon the viewing public
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 9, 2012 12:10 PM EST up reply actions
A better topic.
Who is more intriguing: Chris Kaman or Kris Humphries?
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 9, 2012 12:11 PM EST up reply actions
It didn't come out of nowhere, Larry Bird brought it up
He was asked if he’d rather play with Lebron or Kobe. He said “If I’m playing to win, I want Kobe on my team, if I’m playing to have fun, I want Lebron”
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Who asked him the question?
They brought it up, not Larry.
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Bill Simmons, in fact
It all comes back to Boston
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/ships up to Boston
//OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 9, 2012 12:14 PM EST up reply actions
/find wooden leg
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Feb 9, 2012 12:15 PM EST up reply actions
/somehow drives to california
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 9, 2012 12:16 PM EST up reply actions
Bill Simmons
As you could have guessed.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Feb 9, 2012 12:13 PM EST up reply actions
/Bill Simmons writes article on how to choose NBA team
//Choose Celtics if U R nice
///Choose not-Celtics if U R dum
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
by Tuco on Feb 9, 2012 12:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Simmons.
I was barely paying attention when I had it on, but it did seem like it came up naturally. I think Simmons asked something like “who in the league now would you most want to play with?” And he was in no way putting either guy down. Has this really become a thing?
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It started on Mike and Mike this morning
I’m at work now, but it sounds like the producers at the WWL decided to keep the theme going all day.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Feb 9, 2012 12:16 PM EST up reply actions
Of course it has.
This shouldn’t be surprising. The only response that wouldn’t cause a bit thing is: “Both are talented players and it would be a privilege to play alongside either of them.”
Coachspeak – not just for coaches anymore.
Except then my Magic-fan brother would probably call and tell me that
they’re disrespecting Dwight Howard again.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
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Ryen Russillo had a great line recently:
“You know what I’m tired of? Keeping track of who’s getting enough credit.”
/co-sign
You know what I'm tired of "Ryen"
people who can’t spell their own names.
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LeBron's reply was appropriate as well.
Not entirely sure why it needs to be dragged out and beaten to a pulp, but that’s what ESPN is doing with it.
I start following SwingyCursingWhiteBall about this time every year.
Still hoping Lefty’s got one last comeback in the next few years.
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Anything but Hockey
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but then its draft time
and we get to hear gruden
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 9, 2012 12:08 PM EST up reply actions
Well, you see the only Boston sports team that's any good right now is the Bruins and since there is a moratorium against discussing the NHL at ESPN, they've got nothing to talk about
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
by stempke on Feb 9, 2012 12:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/Allots 2 minutes to cover all of the hockey highlights
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 9, 2012 12:12 PM EST up reply actions
Hockey scores scroll along bottom line, provide no stats at all
Each NBA game gets 3 separate stat lines
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
winter takes all
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 9, 2012 12:14 PM EST up reply actions
it is sweatshirt season
ladies I don’t care if you wear sweatshirts, but don’t tear a shallow V in them and call them sexy
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 9, 2012 12:18 PM EST up reply actions
Anyone calling a sweatshirt sexy is doing it wrong.
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my point exactly
yoga pants yes, sweatshirt nein
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 9, 2012 12:28 PM EST up reply actions
Yoga pants, yes BUT....
Only if you have the butt to wer them.
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 9, 2012 12:36 PM EST up reply actions
Protip: yoga pants are not good at hiding cellulite.
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they are truly a double edged sword
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 9, 2012 12:37 PM EST up reply actions
College hockey scores? LOL
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 9, 2012 12:16 PM EST up reply actions
I'm giving hockey a shot this offseason because lol, what else is on?
But what’s that redline for?
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
Assuming you mean the center
It means nothing other than to deliniate the midline. In the past it was used to determine a two-line pass. It used to be illegal to pass the puck and have it cross two lines. That’s been abolished in just about every league, so it’s not really used for much of anything now.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
No, I mean the pale red one behind the goal. They can play the puck behind there so it isn't out of bounds.
If it’s a goal line, why is it wider than the goal?
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
It marks the icing line
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
If the puck is passed from more than two lines away and goes all the way beyond the end line, and the defense is the first to touch it
Then it’s “icing” and the puck is moved back to the offending teams zone and a face off is taken from the circle. It’s to prevent teams from just “punting” the puck to the other end when the get in trouble.
Icing also removes your ability to change lines, so defenders get tired as hell if they do it.
It can be waved off if the goalie is the first to touch the puck, but he can only do so in the trapezoid behind the net, or if the team that threw the puck down ice is the first to touch it.
In college they have a hybrid icing rule, where they can call the icing as soon as it crosses the line if it’s obvious that the team that threw the puck is not going to touch it first
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Ahhhh
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
It's the rule, along with offsides, that is most commonly turned off when playing video games
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
It can be, but it's usually waived off or the goalie plays the puck before it crosses the line
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
See I watch hockey from time to time and wondered why they added that trapezoid
by ItsComplicated on Feb 9, 2012 12:34 PM EST up reply actions
To keep the Devils from playing anti-hockey
Good puck-handling goalies like Brodeur could negate the dump and chase strategy. Now they can only play a puck that ends up in the trapezoid behind the net (or anything in front of the net, of course).
To keep the goalies from ranging so far out and playing the puck-
so that dump and chase actually had a little bit of a chance as an offensive strategy
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
In college we openly discussed chaining our goalie to the net with about a ten foot leash.
He tended to get a bit aggressive on the puck handling and corner chasing.
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by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 9, 2012 12:37 PM EST up reply actions
Goalies are an odd breed
Somewhat like baseball/softball pitchers and kickers/punters in football.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 9, 2012 12:38 PM EST up reply actions
I happened to be standing in the area outside the ND locker room when the players were lining up for intros
The ND Goalie (Dave Brown) was lined up first as you’d expect. The other players were all yelling and pumping themselves up. Brownie (in that hockey tradition of adding ie to the end of everyone’s name) was silent. Then one of the freshman came up and smacked him on the head and screamed “LETS GO BROWNIE.” Everyone else fell instantly silent and the freshman was reprimanded by the captain for fucking with the goalie’s routine.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Sounds about right.
Our goalie (Zack Sikich, aka Siki) would generally shatter his stick after every goal allowed. Even for a good goalie, that means a shit ton of very expensive sticks over the course of a season. Especially when he started doing it in practice on occasion.
Of course, he was also something like 4th on the team in PIM one year, which is a hell of a feat for a netminder.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 9, 2012 12:44 PM EST up reply actions
I'm surprised you have that kind of stick budget
Most schools give the players an alottment of sticks and if they use them up, they better have a damn good reason why they all got broken.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
As was I
His allotment was ummmmm, generous?
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 9, 2012 12:48 PM EST up reply actions
Left handed pitchers, even
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Because the other 29 teams hate Martin Broduer
See, he is by far the best passing goalie in the league. He used to be the most athlethic, so his ability to play the puck from anywhere on the ice gave the devils a huge advantage. Now that advantage is mitigated quite a bit
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Provided for your benefit: a map of the NHL Rink
In case you’re curious, here’s the origin of the Patrik Stefan Trail of Tears.
Work hard, play harder, rest easy.
As a Cubs fan,
seeing a 90-win team not make the “any good right now” cut makes me sad.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
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as a cubs fan baseball makes me sad
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 9, 2012 12:33 PM EST up reply actions
So people in North Dakota have filed a petition to change the state constitution to make it mandatory that the school keep the "Fighting Sioux" nickname
No word on why they think that has anything to do with the NCAA rule.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
It's been an ongoing thing. There was a petition 4-5 years ago doin the same thing. It was supposed to change back then
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
They passed a law mandating it
The law was suspended as unconstitutional. Now they want to change to constitution.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Someone needs to get Nevada to call up North Dakota and have a chit-chat.
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North Dakota's swimmin' in oil money.
Nevada is broke as shit.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 9, 2012 12:11 PM EST up reply actions
this
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
SNUD
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 9, 2012 12:12 PM EST up reply actions
They weren't back when they tried to enact legislation
forcing the NCAA to follow Nevada law.
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They want to completely fuck over their hockey team, apparently.
Since the NCAA is a voluntary association.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
In that case I support this amendment.
by Mango Stasi on Feb 9, 2012 12:31 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Adding ridiculous things to the Constitution?
Is this Alabama?
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Florida has an amendment in its constitution
mandating humane treatment of pregnant pigs. So… we win?
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
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827 amendments, 70% of which concern only a single county or city.
WE’RE DOING IT WRONG.
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Longest still-operative constitution in the world.
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It's the civic equivalent of the snake game on the old Nokia phones.
by Nick's Hat Band on Feb 9, 2012 12:40 PM EST up reply actions
I miss snake
Also pipe dream on windows
by ItsComplicated on Feb 9, 2012 12:41 PM EST up reply actions
Did you ever play the bouncing babies game on DOS?
ALL. THE. NOSTALGIA.
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Feb 9, 2012 12:42 PM EST up reply actions
slow clap
seriously though how hard is it litigating in alabama?
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 9, 2012 12:41 PM EST up reply actions
How could you screw that up?!
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An Alabama litigator could probably answer better,
but I don’t think much of the day-to-day civil stuff ever gets into the state constitution. As far as how hard it is, a lot probably depends on where you are and which side you’re on.
by Nick's Hat Band on Feb 9, 2012 12:48 PM EST up reply actions
The Constitution is 70% county/city-specific stuff.
So you can knock all that out unless it’s the place you’re in. And a bunch of it is old stuff that is now meaningless. MOST of our important stuff is in the statutes, where it should be.
But yes, there are quite a few rural counties where you do not want to be representing a civil defendant.
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It's about like litigating anywhere else. It varies from court to court and judge to judge. Generally ok but know where you need local counsel and which local counsel is the judge's brother in law.
It’s the appellate courts you have to watch out for. They overturn any verdict they can. I heard that they’ve only confirmed two med-mal verdicts in recent years and one of those was the third time on appeal.
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
AMENDMENT CCCXXI: AMENDMENT WHAT SAYS WEREN'T NOBODY BETTER THAN BAHR
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 9, 2012 12:39 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
CURRENTLY WORKING ON AN AMENDMENT TO GIVE HARVEY UPDYKE RETROACTIVE DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 9, 2012 12:50 PM EST up reply actions
WE AIN'T GOT NO EXTRADITION DEAL WITH WEST GEORGIA PAWWWL
by Mango Stasi on Feb 9, 2012 12:56 PM EST via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
Auburn has been signed away as officially West Georgia
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 9, 2012 12:57 PM EST up reply actions
we are going to turn you into a Bama fan yet.
you can already talk the talk.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Feb 9, 2012 4:43 PM EST up reply actions
AMENDMENT DCCLXI: AMENDMENT FOR BUILDING A NEW WAFFLE HOUSE OVER YONDER
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 9, 2012 1:00 PM EST up reply actions
ARTICLE I: DEFINITIONS
YONDER – EVERY INTERSTATE EXIT
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 9, 2012 1:01 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
WITH TWO ON DIAGONAL CORNERS OF THE BUSIEST INTERSTATE EXITS
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by allicolls on Feb 9, 2012 1:08 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Next to what kind of gas stations?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 9, 2012 1:08 PM EST up reply actions
There really is an amendment stating that there must be a Waffle House within 100 yards of every Love's or Flying J..
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Surprised no one has tried to pair conference with rappers
ACC-Rick Ross
SEC? Notorious BIG.
Pac 12: Dr. Dre?
Big East: Vanilla Ice.
B1G: Bushwick Bill
Notre Dame: Sugarhill Gang
http://sportsandgrits.com/
I understand most of them
reasoning for Rick Ross?
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 9, 2012 12:17 PM EST up reply actions
Read the beginning of the Index up top...
it’s pretty clear that Rick Ross is now officially the most ACC rapper ever
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oh duh
long day, already.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 9, 2012 12:21 PM EST up reply actions
Big 12: Tupac (assuming you think he's not actually dead)
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by jonfmorse on Feb 9, 2012 12:17 PM EST up reply actions 15 recs
An alternative reading of this concept, however
would mean that Jim Delany is Biggie Smalls and Larry Scott is Puff Daddy.
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I could go with this
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 9, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions
I'll allow it.
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So very rec'd
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Feb 9, 2012 12:21 PM EST up reply actions
and green
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 9, 2012 12:21 PM EST up reply actions
If one more team leaves the Big 12 it works
5 shots couldn’t drop Tupac, he took it and smiled. So far only 4 teams have bolted the Big 12.
Miami: Ice T
Thuggish and badass back in the day….but now has been castrated and featured in Law & Order
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 9, 2012 12:37 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
FSU: Kei$ha
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
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Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 9, 2012 1:14 PM EST up reply actions
C'mon, we're at least KRS One
Still influential and respected but completely irrelevant to anyone born after 1985
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
I said a hip-hop, a hippy to the hippy
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Big12: Cowboy Troy
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
That would be Big East
He’s coming….to your citay
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 9, 2012 12:19 PM EST up reply actions
that's Big and Rich
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Cowboy Troy is the "rapper" that tours with Big and Rich and is featured on that abomination of song
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
good god man
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 9, 2012 12:24 PM EST up reply actions
Gotcha, I always wondered who the "rapper" was, didn't make the connection it was Troy
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Is it sad that this year's inclusion of "Huskers" on the song made me happy?
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Well we drove on down to Memphis...
hitchhiked up to that Annap’lis,
took the train to see the blue turf
at Boise State.
Then we flew to USF,
took the bus to UCF,
Booked on Priceline to see the Aztecs
at San Diego State.
Yeah we’re coming… to Cincinnati.
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Feb 9, 2012 12:29 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
hey. that's mean.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 9, 2012 12:20 PM EST up reply actions
Pac 12 south Snoop/Dre/tupac
Pac 12 North: Blue scholars/macklemore/grieves/common market
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 9, 2012 12:19 PM EST up reply actions
SEC rapper from NEW YORK CITY?
I think you can choose between Master P, Luda, and OutKast.
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
I was thinking LIL JON
annoying, obnoxious, ghetto, but bizarely succesful
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 9, 2012 12:22 PM EST up reply actions
WHAT!?!?
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
by Tuco on Feb 9, 2012 12:26 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 9, 2012 12:27 PM EST up reply actions
Lil Jon...this is Oprah....I'm pregnant
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 9, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions
there's a rec
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NCAA: Pitbull
/ducks
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 9, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions
Erroneous
The NCAA does not want anyone to have a real good time, though I will admit that Pitbull’s underpass party is probably what they imagine college parties to be like.
Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish
and also has many allegiances?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 9, 2012 12:36 PM EST up reply actions
tech n9ne?
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 9, 2012 12:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
but he's from kansas city
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 9, 2012 12:39 PM EST up reply actions
uh...no. the pride of KC kiddo.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 9, 2012 12:39 PM EST up reply actions
Not really, no.
Kansas City, Missouri (and its suburbs) are not “Missouri”.
Overland Park, Kansas (and its suburbs) are not “Kansas”.
It’s a weird thing.
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Then what is Johnson County? Its own state?
Also, I imagine people from Lenexa, Olathe, etc. would be offended to be called suburbs of Overland Park.
Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish
No one wants to claim Lenexa.
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by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 9, 2012 12:50 PM EST up reply actions
Let them be offended.
If the truth bothers them that much, they have more important concerns. They were all little podunks until OP grew to 100K and ran into them all.
Besides, you missed the REAL troll in that comment.
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Hey, Overland Park is bigger.
SUCK IT GHETTO LAND
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Its gettin hot in hur...so take off all yo clothes...as well
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 9, 2012 12:52 PM EST up reply actions
Nelly?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 9, 2012 12:52 PM EST up reply actions
yes, but Assman spelled "herre" wrong
SO he’s not a really Nelly fan.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 9, 2012 1:07 PM EST up reply actions
I thought it was hurr
/not a real nelly fan either
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 9, 2012 1:09 PM EST up reply actions
no it really is herre.
Don’t ask how I know. Just trust me.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 9, 2012 1:58 PM EST up reply actions
I like the way you do that right thurr
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DAMN YOU WOMAN
I had no idea who Chingy was, and now that song has absolutely taken over my brain.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
There are worse things.
“Para bailar la bamba se necesita una poca de gracia….”
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by allicolls on Feb 9, 2012 12:58 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Why u hate me?
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He Hate Me
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 9, 2012 12:59 PM EST up reply actions
sly trolling
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
at the Holidae In?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 9, 2012 12:59 PM EST up reply actions
goddamnit now THIS is going to be stuck in my head all day
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 9, 2012 1:02 PM EST up reply actions
Here, let me help.
AND I SAID HEYYYYYEYYYYYYYEYYEYEY
HEYYYYYYEYEYEY
I SAID HEY
WHAT’S GOING ON?
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 9, 2012 1:03 PM EST up reply actions
... and I step outside and I take a deep breath and I get real high...
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
And you scream at the top of your lungs what's going on?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 9, 2012 1:06 PM EST up reply actions
And I say yeaaahhhhheeeeaaaahhhh yeeeaaaaaahhhhhhhaaaaa
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 9, 2012 1:07 PM EST up reply actions
mumble mumble mumble... pretty peculiar mumble mumble mumble
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Mine from this morning:
Say say say, what you want, but don’t leave me with no directions…
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Who you wit?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 9, 2012 1:09 PM EST up reply actions
Me and my peeps.
Won’t you bring four of your friends?
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Where is Boozy to chime in this?
It’s the only way for it to become more white.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 9, 2012 1:59 PM EST up reply actions
What we gon' do?
(I got your back)
My loyal heart avows no other.
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Feel each other an sip on some Hen
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 9, 2012 2:02 PM EST up reply actions
One thing leadin' to another...
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My favorite Chingy fact is that in his 2nd hit he had the line
“Ain’t you that boy from right thur?”
by ItsComplicated on Feb 9, 2012 1:00 PM EST up reply actions
So Will Smith?
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
I hear Charles Barkley is thinking about giving up golf
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 9, 2012 12:45 PM EST up reply actions
Damn, I hope he doesn't.
He makes me feel so much better about my golfing abilities.
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On that note
I heard someone singing/saying
“Let’s have a field goal time” several times last night up in the Smyrna area
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BIG BOI FOR SENDOFF
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 9, 2012 12:16 PM EST reply actions
55 days until the Masters, friends.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Feb 9, 2012 12:27 PM EST via Android app reply actions
Only 55 days?
You getting it from the University of Phoenix?
If the brute force method fails, you didn't use enough brute force.
by AubEng on Feb 9, 2012 12:34 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
7 Days until FDF...Anyone? Anyone?
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
HOLY SHIT, IS THAT BABOU?
LANA!
LANA!
LAAAAAAANNNNNNAAAAAA!
WHAT?!
HE REMEMBERS ME!
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
He was so mean to Babou in the squad car at the end.
Dick
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
I think it was box-eared, but the point still stands
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
the boys at Uproxx side with me
but with Archer, we’re all winners
clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose...
by Gamecock24 on Feb 9, 2012 1:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Boise State hoopyball: prepared to lose more...Home and home series with UCONN and Memphis as part of our "cooperation" agreement
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
/Boise goes 4-0
//Mafia swings into action
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They just won't stop having the mafia in Providence.
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"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
They found "Supergiant" shrimp off the coast of New Zealand
They are nearly a foot long and 3 times larger than the largest known amphipod.
No word on how they taste.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Probably too tough.
Not a fan of big shrimp over medium/smaller ones.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 9, 2012 1:35 PM EST up reply actions
I would think the amonia would be more of a problem
Most deep sea creatures have a lot of amonia in their systems
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
That too.
As much as I like seafood and shellfish in general, I have always been a bit ambivalent toward shrimp.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 9, 2012 1:39 PM EST up reply actions
/Limehouse falls through ceiling
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 9, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions
I will agree with this
except for coconut shrimp, which are delicious.
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
Shrimp are good in context but the oyster is the superior non-fish seafood.
^Especially like this^
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
You're from Wisconsin, I forgive you.
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Gotta have something to sop up the butter when you're done
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
gotta go to Drago's
they get fist sized oysters, in a suburb of New Orleans appropriately named “Fat City”
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Feb 9, 2012 3:35 PM EST up reply actions
Like everything, depends how you cook it.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Feb 9, 2012 2:43 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
I have no problem sharing, even if it's oysters, which I love.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 9, 2012 1:42 PM EST up reply actions
LSU Fans: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!
/makes a roux
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