IMPORTANT: TIGHT END JAKE BUTT.
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You said Butt
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Some days, it seems like there isn't enough coffee.
Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
His little brother Seymour is said to be incredible.
But it’s hard to find good tape on him yet.
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Feb 8, 2012 12:44 PM EST reply actions
It's hard to find good tape on him?
You should try getting the tape off him!
by Albino Tornado on Feb 8, 2012 1:40 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
LOL Barcodes
Stupidity should be painful.
@elwreckingball
by wrecking_ball on Feb 8, 2012 2:01 PM EST up reply actions
Play by play gold.
Butt has been sent out to the right.
Butt is doing an excellent job of blocking tonight.
Butt is having trouble adapting to the spread.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 8, 2012 12:46 PM EST via mobile reply actions
"And Butt is...PICKED OFF!"
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by LoneStarHoosier on Feb 8, 2012 12:54 PM EST up reply actions
QB was just staring down Butt.
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by jokastrength on Feb 8, 2012 12:56 PM EST up reply actions
"Butt with the great grab!"
“Boy, Butt sure pulled that play out of…well, somewhere, Bob.”
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by LoneStarHoosier on Feb 8, 2012 1:00 PM EST up reply actions 10 recs
THERE'S THAT YOUNG BUTT AGAIN, FOLKS!"
/Musberger
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///Pardner
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by ClarenceOveur on Feb 8, 2012 4:16 PM EST up reply actions
I hope Butt makes it to the NFL...
Gruden: "I want to talk about Jake Butt for a second. This guy is a fantastic tight end; he might not put up eye-poping numbers like some other guys, but I love his attention to details – y’know, the little things. He’s got nice, strong hands for catching the ball, but he blocks well, too. And I know you Jaws, if he were on your team, you would wear this guy out getting him the ball. Bottom line is: Jake Butt is a National Football League football player… and he’s a professional. If I had an NFL team, I’d want Butt on my team. "
(Full disclosure, I used this as source material.)
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by Harbinger of Joy on Feb 8, 2012 1:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The linebacker really laid into Butt on that one.
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Some days, it seems like there isn't enough coffee.
Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
All over that Butt?
So one could say that he’s already plugged into the starting lineup?
(Yes, yes, I’m leaving. No need to push.)
by Jack Fact on Feb 8, 2012 1:11 PM EST up reply actions 8 recs
He's from Ohio?
I thought Georgia supplied the Butt?
His name was Nick Bloomfield.
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by The Commenter Formerly Known as Not You on Feb 8, 2012 1:00 PM EST reply actions 12 recs
Annnnnnd, rec'd.
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by LoneStarHoosier on Feb 8, 2012 1:01 PM EST up reply actions
This is how you do it, commenters.
Come on, fhqwhgads. I see you jockin' me, tryin' to play like you NO me.
by PW and EDSBSMD on Feb 8, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions
Well, according to Craig James supporters, we're already a liberal slander site.
Collect the whole set!
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 8, 2012 1:09 PM EST up reply actions
I mean, that's why I'm here.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 8, 2012 1:13 PM EST up reply actions
And engage in black hat hacking activities.
Like typing sequences of words and hitting the post button.
by Mango Stasi on Feb 8, 2012 2:16 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Its not slander if we keep saying "allegedly", right?
Like, if I wrote that “Craig James Allegedly Killed Five Hookers”, that’s just hearsay, right?
Stop right there... and I'll bring back the sun.
@borntobecassidy
Not quite.
That would only be hearsay if someone else told you that Craig James killed five hookers while at SMU, and then in court, you testified that someone told you that Craig James killed five hookers while at SMU, and the person who originally told you that Craig James killed five hookers while at SMU couldn’t be cross-examined as to whether Craig James killed five hookers while at SMU.
Allegedly.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 8, 2012 3:00 PM EST up reply actions
So you're saying
that if I, examined in court after being told by a courtesan that Craig James killed four hookers, who am there because of allegations that Craig James killed five hookers, including the aforementioned lady of the night who is naturally no longer able to testify, that if I were to say that Craig James killed five hookers, that it would then be hearsay?
Gotcha. While if I were not speaking in hypotheticals I’d need to add the statement “allegedly” to “Craig James killed five hookers at SMU” in order to avoid charges of libel.
Go gata!
by theologator on Feb 8, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I've never been a liberal slanderer before
This might be fun
Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish
me either.
same thought.
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by CoastalCowbell on Feb 8, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions
It's funny because
His name is Jake Butt. And he plays the position of tight end.
Get it?
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by devidee33 on Feb 8, 2012 1:12 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
have rec'd before, will rec today and will continue to rec if posted.
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by Boozy McHound on Feb 8, 2012 1:35 PM EST up reply actions
I was afraid the "State of the Union" insignia would give it away
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 8, 2012 1:49 PM EST up reply actions 10 recs
How'd Tim Curry get into the State of the Union?
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What what
1974 Division II National Champions
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WELL ITELLYEWWUT, SPINSTER HAWL.
Ah lak this young man JAK BUTT hurr becawse his nayume PREMINDS me of whut MAMA FOOTBAW BOB used ta serve ervry morning for BREFUSS.
/stares into camera 1
//licks lips
///stares into camera 2
SIGRETTE BUTTS.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 8, 2012 1:18 PM EST reply actions 6 recs
I went to school with a family comprised of children named: Taco, Apple, and Pepci.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 8, 2012 1:28 PM EST up reply actions
I hope the last name was spelled "Pepci"
Putting aside the “I swear my mom’s friend’s sister who’s a schoolteacher” urban legends, I’ve encountered a few people named for car brands
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 8, 2012 1:29 PM EST up reply actions
Had to have the 'c' or else they'd get sued.
Apparently Apple and Taco are fair game. Technically he was, um, ‘founded’ before Apple was incorporated, so got no recourse.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 8, 2012 1:37 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, cause folks who name their kids Taco and Pepci
are known for their reticence to risk de minimus violations of trademark law.
Credulity meter busted.
Tangentially related, fair use bitches!
by Ardbeg on Feb 8, 2012 1:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
And here I though Gwyneth and Chris Martin were being original.
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by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 8, 2012 2:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That and Apple can't really lay claim to their brand as a trademark
Though they would probably try to despite the complete and utter hypocrisy involved
Please search out the litigation history of Monster Cable
You’ll want to stab every one of their employees and will never purchase anything they touch ever again.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 8, 2012 2:35 PM EST up reply actions
You don't.
but this will make you tell random people that they are all that is wrong with our judicial system.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 8, 2012 2:42 PM EST up reply actions
I had to go look that up
since I can’t stand not knowing about something. That is a pretty dickish company, to say the least. I’m trying to think if I own anything they make, and I’m sad to say I probably do.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 8, 2012 2:48 PM EST up reply actions
Seek out the letter written by the owner of Blue Jeans Cables in reply to Monster.
It’s just another reason I order most of my cables from them.
The dude is a former litigator and absolutely pwns them.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 8, 2012 3:02 PM EST up reply actions
Just read the entire thing.
That’s pretty damn epic, right there.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 8, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions
Because you're too fancy to use coat hangers as speaker wire?
by Albino Tornado on Feb 8, 2012 2:47 PM EST up reply actions
Actually when I want fancy visible cabling I go to Home Depot, buy 12 awg by the foot
then use my drill at home to spin it (FAINCY), then heat shrink the last 6" on both sides, and attach bananananas on the ends. FAINCY
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 8, 2012 3:04 PM EST up reply actions
Monster Cables are for people who are easily fooled
into underspending on their audio wiring, the most crucial and underated aspect of stereo performance. A true audiophile uses these.
The reviews for that are priceless.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 8, 2012 2:54 PM EST up reply actions
Before I clicked
I already knew you were going to link that one
I knew a guy in law school who spent $6,000 on a turntable
Despite being very smart he believed almost all of the audiophile nonsense. I’m sure he didn’t spend $8000 on speaker wires, but I do remember him saying he had them laser cut so they’d be exactly the same length to prevent phasing. I asked him if he was aware that electricity moves about 2/3 the speed of light in a copper wiring, and therefore he’d get more phasing by moving his head a tiny fraction of an inch off center than by having one cable be 100 yards longer. He was unmoved.
somewhere in a drawer i have a "beat pickerington" tshirt.
what an awful place.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 8, 2012 1:30 PM EST reply actions
Good size for a tight end. I like big Butt, and I cannot lie.
Go gata!
by theologator on Feb 8, 2012 1:36 PM EST reply actions 9 recs
Never trust...
A big Butt and a smile.
Stupidity should be painful.
@elwreckingball
by wrecking_ball on Feb 8, 2012 2:07 PM EST up reply actions
When a swing pass rolls for an itty bitty gain
and the defense all in your face you get stung!
by Albino Tornado on Feb 8, 2012 4:11 PM EST up reply actions
Honestly,
how many of you even honestly know what ‘Jake Brake’ means?
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 8, 2012 2:00 PM EST up reply actions
I do, but only because I didn't, but was confused by what it meant, and so I googled it after seeing too many signs.
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Is this not common knowledge?
Although, I guess you see more “No Engine Braking” signs than “No Jake Brake”
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
This is my point.
And most of the general populace doesn’t know what Engine Braking is to begin with.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 8, 2012 2:28 PM EST up reply actions
Yet if they go to a YouTube video of it
they’ll realize they know EXACTLY what it is. Or at least they’ll recognize the sound, even if they don’t understand the actual mechanical actions going on.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 8, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions
that requires effort
92% of Murica is not interested.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 8, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions
/raises hand
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GTHTSUN
I know can spel well
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 8, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions
No, lots of towns forbid them under noise ordnances.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 8, 2012 2:09 PM EST up reply actions
I saw those signs all the time back when I lived in Fayette County
on the south side of atlanta
they're all over Alasipi.
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GTHTSUN
I know can spel well
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 8, 2012 2:32 PM EST up reply actions
Well I don't see why th...
oh shit, is someone shooting at me? Where’s that chopper coming in from!? Ah, wait. Shit, it’s just a semi.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 8, 2012 2:12 PM EST up reply actions
"Has tremendous power and explosiveness below the waist."
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Feb 8, 2012 1:42 PM EST up reply actions
A well rounded player who can also line up behind the line of scrimmage at fullback and throw excellent crack blocks
Try the veal. I’ll be here all week.
by Mango Stasi on Feb 8, 2012 2:02 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Those workers at Ellis Island could be real assholes sometimes.
Google's homepage celebrates too much shit.
I'm sure he pronounces it "Buew-teah"
Don’t try and church it up son
The chicken is involved but the pig is committed
What happens if Butt goes to the MAC
and Butt meets Snowball?
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Butt angels in the snow?
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Make sure you do it at work!
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Feb 8, 2012 3:23 PM EST up reply actions
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¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 8, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions
the real question is
"if they're still paying, you're still winning."
-my dad
by whiskey_soup on Feb 8, 2012 4:13 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
The funny thing is...
He’s probably heard all of these jokes before. Step it up!
No Aziz Shittu comments?
With the possibility of his playing with Mr. Butt still in play?
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