FULMER CUPDATE: GORDON GEE'S PUBLIC RECKLESSNESS CHARGE IS NOT FORMAL
by Spencer Hall on Feb 7, 2012 3:29 PM EST
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Print2012's teams to embrace at their cuddliest is here. The Fulmer Cup is down there. We'll be in Athens to talk to a group of PR students about new media, meaning we'll probably just tell them all to switch majors, but we have to drive to get there first, and that means leaving about 15 minutes ago. Enjoy?
OHIOS STATE: PUBLIC RECKLESSNESS. This is not a real charge. Gordon Gee does not care, and lives his life one quote at a time. You'll have to pardon him. He's been watching the Fast And Furious pentalogy a lot, and you'll have to pardon his candor and the Pagani Zonda he wrapped around the mailbox this morning.
"We hired the best coach and we went out and got the best kids so get a life," Gee said of Bielema's criticisms.
Fly to your own compass, bespectacled starling of the academic roost. Gee also compared the process of NCAA investigation to "a year-long colonoscopy," or "The most satisfying year of his erotic life." It's one of those. You go reread it yourself to check.
Actual Fulmer Cup points follow.
STANFORD. It is not every day that we see something new under the sun, so let us note the Fulmer Cup debut of the Stanford Cardinal with the arrest of star linebacker Shayne Skov for DUI at 2 a.m. this past Sunday.
Skov, who missed most of the 2011 season with a knee injury, was almost home when popped for overly relaxed driving. Stanford libertarians will someday build their own island dork sex fortress where Skov can smash into whatever he likes both on and off the field, but for the moment this charge stands, and no amount of extensive theorizing or publication of well-wrought academic papers will undo it.
A basic DUI with a bonus point for a debut equals three points for the Cardinal, and no, we will not allow you to add bonus points, Stanford, because you are already in Stanford and therefore can stop trying to pad your resumes. YOU'RE SET. GO ROLL IN MONEY YOU GILDED CRETINS.
WASHINGTON STATE. It's always been a bit punchy out on the Palouse, so the Cougars are about due for a good ol' fashioned fraternity rodeo. Enter Washington State's C.J. Mizell, whose tusslin' at the Delta Tau Delta ranch was good for a misdemeanor assault and trespassing charge. Two points to the Cougars in a Pac-12 special this week.
Larry Scott promises that though these crimes seem fairly banal right now, the Pac-12 will be committing minor, slightly humorous crimes in space by 2015, and that Lane Kiffin will blow up the moon once those NCAA sanctions let up a bit. Why blow up the moon?
Why did you even ask, son? BECAUSE IT'S THE MOON.
UTEP. Bat country gets four points--three for a class A family violence charge, and one for hitting girls--for an incident last week involving wide receiver Lavorick Williams and a woman in El Paso. There are very few details here, but the charges are clear enough for an award.
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I’d pay money to see The Pre-Taped Paul Finebaum Call-In Show.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Feb 7, 2012 3:33 PM EST reply actions
What you don't realize from Mr. Gee's picture is that that bowtie spins when he drops punchlines.
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
Jim Tressel should have fired Gordon Gee back in April.
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College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Feb 7, 2012 3:49 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Texas had a kid...
get arrested for pot, and another one got a PI…
"We are who we are. People say what they say. The outcome is the outcome. We are proud of ourselves." -DeLoss Dodds 9/21/2011
Dang, Ricky Williams works quickly in retirement!
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 7, 2012 4:28 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
NOOOOOOOOO
and you’ll have to pardon his candor and the Pagani Zonda he wrapped around the mailbox this morning.
I can forgive candor, but you destroy a Zonda and I will hunt you down, Gee
His name was Nick Bloomfield.
Also Not You
by The Commenter Formerly Known as Not You on Feb 7, 2012 3:50 PM EST reply actions
I'm at UGA
I just want to know how to attend this gathering of PR students.
by gunn003 on Feb 7, 2012 3:52 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Head to the Tri-Delt house?
Oh you mean Spencer and Holly’s class?
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Feb 7, 2012 4:00 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Can they be in the same place?
Here’s hoping. Maybe I’ll just hit up the tri-felt house anyway.
by gunn003 on Feb 7, 2012 4:05 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
THIS!
We need a flash mob of EDSBSians at UGA to show up and greet Spencer with a hearty chorus of “FUCK CLEMSON”!
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I tried tweeting him
But his holiness did not bother to respond.
by gunn003 on Feb 7, 2012 4:06 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
couldn't you call the business school or j school and find out?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 7, 2012 4:07 PM EST up reply actions
Hey, Bat Country!
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 7, 2012 3:55 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Surely that liked article about Gee
Is someone’s resume builder for a job at the Onion.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Feb 7, 2012 3:59 PM EST via mobile reply actions
I hope Fearless Leader isn't heading to Athens via scooter.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
It'd probably be faster than 316.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Feb 7, 2012 4:07 PM EST up reply actions
And for pete's sake man,...
if you find yourself somehow in an alley, just stay there. DO NOT EMERGE FROM THE ALLEY!
http://sportsandgrits.com/
It is not every day that we see something new under the sun, so let us note the Fulmer Cup debut of the Stanford Cardinal with the arrest of star linebacker Shayne Skov for DUI at 2 a.m. this past Sunday.
Hot damn. We’ve finally hit the big time.
/heyheyheycutmesomeslackherethisismyfirstpost
It's talking, Merry. The tree is talking.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Feb 7, 2012 4:19 PM EST up reply actions 10 recs
If I were Tree, talking would not be what I would have in mind...
Something more like this.
Alas, I shall not be trying out for Tree, not after my father watched the Fiesta Bowl.
/cries
by atcg on Feb 7, 2012 4:24 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I didn't realize cheerleaders could be that homely
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Feb 7, 2012 4:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
you would do Tree?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 7, 2012 4:48 PM EST up reply actions
strong childbearing ankles
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Feb 7, 2012 4:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
And the Tree's all like did, did and did.
/assumingtreeismale
//ifnotthat’sokaytoo
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 7, 2012 4:48 PM EST up reply actions
either way, probably did
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Fuck!
My prop bet had Stanford’s first Fulmer Cup points being scored by the Tree.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I see nothing in that quote to indicate he was not wearing the tree costume at the time of arrest
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
without further evidence we can only assume that he was
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 7, 2012 5:49 PM EST up reply actions
Welcome to the land of misfits!
If you come to The Farm for any games this fall, I am the one that looks like a nerd.
/does not look like a nerd
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Feb 7, 2012 7:18 PM EST up reply actions
All the good F.Cup recruits dropped Cal
and committed to other schools.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Feb 7, 2012 4:32 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I had a simlar reaction
C’mon UT-SA, you gonna let UTEP punk ya like that?
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 7, 2012 4:35 PM EST up reply actions
you mean UTSA?
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 7, 2012 4:36 PM EST up reply actions
THEM TOO
But golly, what else is there for football players in San Angelo to do but get arrested?
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 7, 2012 4:37 PM EST up reply actions
nada
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 7, 2012 4:42 PM EST up reply actions
Eat at Zentner's Daughter.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
STARTS THIS WEEK
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 7, 2012 4:50 PM EST up reply actions
no. that costs money.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 7, 2012 4:57 PM EST up reply actions
entry fee, hospital insurance, horse for certain events, truck,
that stuff adds up if you are going to compete.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 7, 2012 6:16 PM EST up reply actions
I have no idea, I've not been to a rodeo since high school except for college rodeo.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 7, 2012 6:20 PM EST up reply actions
Only if they get themselves arrested at the rodeo
Steal a dualie loaded with horses, get busted for cattle rustling! Capital offense in Texas! I wonder I wonder how many FC points that’s worth.
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 7, 2012 4:52 PM EST up reply actions
T. Ellis Jones III award material right there
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 7, 2012 5:51 PM EST up reply actions
U-T-S-A!
U-T-S-A! U-T-S-A!
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 7, 2012 4:37 PM EST up reply actions
CAL BAND ALUM-IN-LAW SNARK LIGHTNING ROUND!
- 3 points? Grade inflation at work again.
- Why wasn’t his chauffeur driving?
- They can always drop the charges the day of the final.
- DUI, schmee-U-I. Did he wash his hands first?
- (RANDOM TIGER WOODS JOKE HERE)
- I guess this is what happens when you run out of Luck! (STATLER/WALDORF CHORTLING SOUNDS)
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Feb 7, 2012 5:04 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Is this the place where we list teams that we will never ever ever cheer for, regardless of how bad or sad they are? Well alrighty then.
Said hatred is in no particular order:
LSU
Notre Dame
USC
Ole Miss
Texas
Ohio St.
Memphis (I know, right?)
Miami
Tennessee
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 7, 2012 4:35 PM EST reply actions
That's easy
Michigan, USC.. and whatever team IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno roots for. Yeah, I am feeling petty today. Why do you ask?
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
/plays Free Fallin'
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Feb 7, 2012 4:38 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/ mumbles shitty lyric
// stumbles into gig with Traveling Wilburys
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Feb 7, 2012 4:40 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Tom Petty and I have an understanding
That understanding is that I will no longer publicly insult him and his Wizard of Oz scarecrow face and he’ll stop sharing those pictures of the time I got drunk and declared marshall law in Florida. It didn’t end well for anyone involved.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I cheer for Arkansas
These days we get mostly apathy from everyone except Atlanta Falcons fans and Louisville fans.
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 7, 2012 4:39 PM EST up reply actions
My list is considerably shorter....
Pitt
Syracuse
Virginia Polytechnic Institute
Not even if their winning would help my team in any way.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
Michigan, Ohio State, Iowa. Wisconsin is creeping up the list.
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.
Why not?
1. Ohio University — It must be destroyed.
2. North Carolina
3. Yale — Seriously. Fuck Yale.
Pretty much everything else is negotiable.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Mine?
Ohio State
Michigan State
Ohio State
Notre Dame
Miami (OH)
Ohio State
Tennessee
Marshall
Ohio State
Similar list
Alabama
Miami
tOSU
Texas
Notre Dame
Tennessee
Georgia
USC
I’d consider putting Florida on here, but I haven’t enjoyed their failure as much as I anticipated. It’s been nice watching them lose, but not amazing. When the teams above have failed in the past, I have spread their misery on toast like a foie gras pate and savored every moment.
I assume this is football only
because if not, well, Duke. Actually, let’s add Duke either way. Fuck Duke.
Hmm...
West Akron Cosmotology Academy
Sparty
Notre Dame
Miami (FL)
Clemson
Yale
Cornell
Harvard
Duke
North Carolina only stays off the list because they hate Duke as much as they do.
by Mango Stasi on Feb 7, 2012 5:04 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Also North Dakota.
If North Dakota played Nazi Germany…
…wait, that would be impossible. At the very least the Nazis would ask for their gear back.
by Mango Stasi on Feb 7, 2012 5:12 PM EST via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
This shouldn't be hard.
All sports:
Memphis
La Tech
MTSU
Ole Miss
Non-Football
Arkansas – Little Rock
Lamar
by Runnin' Joe Rides Again on Feb 7, 2012 7:00 PM EST up reply actions
ohhhhhhhhhh FUN!
USC
OSU
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 7, 2012 4:43 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Which OSU? There are so many.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
MikeLew's
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 7, 2012 4:46 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, the one in Ohio
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
Seriously?
I was expecting it to be Okie Lite.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 7, 2012 4:47 PM EST up reply actions
after all, it's the most famous of the numerous OSUs.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
No, but Chloe's Sooner fan
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
OH SHIT I forgot Da U!
So USC-w
aOSU
Da U.
and I don’t hate on conference teams too much because well I DIDN’T GO TO SCHOOL IN THE BIG 12
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 7, 2012 4:49 PM EST up reply actions
wasn't thinking based on conference, more on OU/OSU rivalry-ness
Then again, I left the only school I really consider a historical rival off my list.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 7, 2012 4:50 PM EST up reply actions
i rooted for y'all against USC those lying cheating fuckers
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 7, 2012 5:34 PM EST up reply actions
Ditto.
It hurt, though. Like passing a stone or something.
by TwoPalePonies on Feb 7, 2012 5:36 PM EST up reply actions
It did. But dammit if OU can't beat USC I would rather most hated rival do it
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 7, 2012 5:41 PM EST up reply actions
I can't see any circumstance in which a Texas fan would be hoping for an OU victory.
That would be like a Bama fan wanting AU to win. The only way I can see that happening for me, would be if they were playing Tennessee, which would still be a stretch…
by ding ding ding on Feb 7, 2012 5:49 PM EST up reply actions
I was rooting for a narrow OU victory in 2008.
Due entirely to the brokedick nature of the Big 12 tiebreaker.
Free at last!
Time to end this love-fest
before Musberger starts talking about our two schools like a McCoy-Shipley combination.
by TwoPalePonies on Feb 7, 2012 5:53 PM EST up reply actions
Meteor
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Feb 7, 2012 5:51 PM EST up reply actions
you don't get a vote puppy hater
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 7, 2012 5:52 PM EST up reply actions
Lemme see here
Texas
Colorado
Miami (FL)
FSU
And in the department of obscure schools
St. John’s (MN)
Bethel (MN)
Middlebury (VT)
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 7, 2012 4:46 PM EST up reply actions
Michigan and Notre Dame for me(and the second one is personal grudge)
Also, Wooster and Denison
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Oh, and Alabama
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I'm really trying to figure out the priority of my D3 hate right now.
Historically, SJU should always top the list, but at this point I kinda feel like we might have nuked them facilities-wise. My sources up there are legitimately concerned that St. Thomas might have bought the MIAC title indefinitely. Middlebury is a white hot point of hatred, and Bethel is mostly contempt.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 7, 2012 7:18 PM EST up reply actions
Why the Middlebury hatred?
I thought they were way the hell out east?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Post-season shenanigans, sir.
The Wiki (Varsity Pride) -- The Blog (Those Other Guys) -- The Twitter
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EDSBS Censor Librorum Promulgatio Media
/weeps bitterly
http://www.collegehockeystats.net/0405/schedules/midm
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 7, 2012 7:21 PM EST up reply actions
More specifically
http://www.collegehockeystats.net/0405/boxes/mmidstt1.m19
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 7, 2012 7:24 PM EST up reply actions
COUGHUMUCOUGHUWWCOUGH
The Wiki (Varsity Pride) -- The Blog (Those Other Guys) -- The Twitter
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EDSBS Censor Librorum Promulgatio Media
Meh, if we've ever played oomoo, I'm unaware of it.
And as for UWW, they were better than us. I’m not going to be ragey about losing in the semifinals after what I saw as a student.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 7, 2012 7:22 PM EST up reply actions
Ditto-
Historically, Denison should top the list, but they were in the other half of the conference for baseball my entire time at Kenyon. Wooster, meanwhile treated us like OSU treats Northwestern, and lead to quite a bit of hate there. I’d say they’re about even.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
We found that surprisingly unsatisfying....
Too easy, I guess.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 7, 2012 4:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
how do you hate Texas AND Oklahoma?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 7, 2012 4:55 PM EST up reply actions
Eh, it's possible
Most Nebraska fans pull it off.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 7, 2012 4:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
blah blah blah. semantics schemantics. but WHY do you hate them?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 7, 2012 4:57 PM EST up reply actions
Honestly I have no rational response
just going on raw emotional appeal.
I have no real ties to the Big 12, but I find the hegemony of those 2 schools disturbing.
I don't get this list
2 are not like the others.
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Feb 7, 2012 4:58 PM EST up reply actions
I'm guessing you're a Grizzlie to hate MSU
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Montana State and Syracuse
I have no clue who you’re a fan of so I could be wrong…
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Feb 7, 2012 5:07 PM EST up reply actions
MSU
because I’m a Griz fan
Syracuse, because I cannot stand Boeheim.
by thulsa on Feb 7, 2012 5:10 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
What's a Boeheim?
And does it have something to do with a non-football sport?
You peeps have a nice stadium. I’m married to a Griz grad and like going out to homecoming.
by TwoPalePonies on Feb 7, 2012 5:38 PM EST up reply actions
Ann arbor is a really lovely lady once you get to know her
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 7, 2012 10:08 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
I grew up in the late 60s / early 70s....
I’m OK with the smell of patchouli.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 8, 2012 12:00 PM EST up reply actions
you not hate duke?
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 7, 2012 4:51 PM EST up reply actions
Football Duke is too sad to hate
And while I can’t stand their basketball team, occasionally in the tourney I want them to win so I can win money.
Richmond gave me a law degree
JMU gave my sister a degree. I have to have some gratitude towards those teams. If they were playing against aliens who would enslave the entire planet, I’d root for them against the aliens.
Though I will add Delaware to the eternal hate list
I’d definitely root for aliens over those assholes.
Mine:
Michigan
Miami (FL)
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
You would root for USC?
BURN THE HERETIC
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Must have been a momnetary lapse of reason...
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
Because occasionally,
they play Michigan in the Rose Bowl. And I enjoy watching the Wolverines suffer.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
UNACCEPTABLE
Sentence upheld. Appeal denied. The burning shall commence after dinner. No one should burn a heretic on an empty stomach.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Appeal to the highest court: CCOTUS
I put only two on my list not because I do not hate Southern Cal. I do despise them. I want Kiffin to fall into an open sewer. However, if you all remember the Harry Potter series, there is only one true curse word in the entirety of the series, delivered in the last 60 pages of the last book. Why? Because if you only use profanity once, in 5,000 pages of text, it magnifies its impact. For this reason, Go Big Rev calling someone a fucking asshole is more potent than Nick Petrilli calling someone a fucking asshole. Therefore, to maximize the vitriol of my hate, I focus it not on a laundry list of teams I despise, but target it at the greatest evils for maximum effect.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Feb 7, 2012 6:28 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
You named two schools, one of which was the correct choice, the other was incorrect
Appeal denied.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Florida
Notre Dame
Miami
USC
tOSU
That’s a much shorter list than I expected.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Feb 7, 2012 4:51 PM EST up reply actions
DAMMIT
Aww who am I kidding, add Georgia Tech to that list.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Feb 7, 2012 5:16 PM EST up reply actions
I don't see Bammer PAAAAAWWWWL
"Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the wife and kids" - Homer J. Simpson
by Gov. William J. Le Petomane on Feb 7, 2012 4:52 PM EST up reply actions
I am mystified how Bama isn't on everyone's list
In the last three years alone, they’ve made Tebow cry, injured Colt McCoy, poisoned trees, embarrassed and beat up the B1G junior-co-champion, and won a national title despite losing their own conference division to the team they played in the title game, all while spreading the plague of Sabanball nationally and rubbing their figurative nuts against the collective foreheads of the by-now-passed-out-from-boredom football-watching world.
They're redeemed by the grace and humility of their fan base.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Feb 7, 2012 5:14 PM EST up reply actions 15 recs
I assume that a lot of people have no problem
with the first two items on your list.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Feb 7, 2012 5:16 PM EST up reply actions
They're so blatantly hate-worthy that I kind kind of respect them.
by Mango Stasi on Feb 7, 2012 5:16 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
dam straight
also, if not mistaken, you were cheering for us in the NC. one of the very, very few in the commetariat.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Feb 7, 2012 5:20 PM EST up reply actions
Normally I root for Bama
due to familial loyalties so I really can’t stick ‘em on a list of those I won’t ever root for.
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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 7, 2012 5:18 PM EST up reply actions
That would require caring about the SEC
Not caring might be a minor heresy on a college football blog, but the point still stands. I mean, Auburn has done more stuff to annoy Syracuse than ’Bama has.
TIE
FUCKING TIE
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 7, 2012 5:24 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I started to put them on there but I just can't bring myself to hate them like I do LSU.
Seeing as how they’ve had the Hogs number the past four years that would be different.
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 7, 2012 5:20 PM EST up reply actions
just rented a house for the trip up to fayetteville
It will be my third Arky/Bama game in the mtns. Have always been treated very well.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Feb 7, 2012 5:21 PM EST up reply actions
Glad to hear it.
Since the Razorbacks have gotten better in the past few years the fan intensity level has increased as well. I’m sure at some point we will have a few jerks surface and make us look bad.
I do know that some Hogs fans were apparently responsible for the burned Auburn van a few years back. GIS ‘Burned Auburn van’
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 7, 2012 5:43 PM EST up reply actions
Easy:
Idaho
Nevada
UC Irvine
Oregon State
Texas A&M
Rutgers
Hawaii
Miami
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
The Bavers? The Vandals?
Mutant Broncaduck?
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Feb 7, 2012 4:56 PM EST up reply actions
something like that. Spent my childhood in Eugene, graduated from Boise State...
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
So do you find your crippling marijuana habit interferes with your truck driving?
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
by stempke on Feb 7, 2012 5:02 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
considering i have a chemistry degree, no not really...
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Toshapalooza didn't earn Uw hate, huh?
Someday, you’ll embrace the fusky hatred.
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Feb 7, 2012 5:31 PM EST up reply actions
Re: Oregon
I can’t maaaaake you love meeeeeee
if you don’t
And you can’t maaaaake your heart feeeeeel
something it woooooooon’t
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by ProbablyMonty on Feb 7, 2012 7:32 PM EST up reply actions
In no particular order
ND
Duke
UNC
Ohio State
Texas
Alabama
USC-west
Basically anyone scheming the recruiting system for unfair advantage in their respective sport (see also Kentucky/UConn).
Then there’s a big list of usually-hate-but-can-cheer-for-on-occasion like Wisconsin.
Easy, peasy
KU.
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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 7, 2012 5:07 PM EST up reply actions
Tennessee
then Notre Dame. Texas.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Feb 7, 2012 5:13 PM EST up reply actions
Let's see
Georgetown
UConn
Pittsburgh
West Virginia
Notre Dame
Alabama
Auburn
Duke
Providence
Vermont
Butler
VIllanova
Boston College
Puppies
Rainbows
Free Beer
Sex
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 7, 2012 5:17 PM EST up reply actions
You ain't right in the head, son.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 7, 2012 5:19 PM EST up reply actions
It became a joke after Providence.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 7, 2012 5:21 PM EST up reply actions
There are some things we don't joke about.
No one hates free beer.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 7, 2012 5:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
U2 does suck donkey balls though.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 7, 2012 5:22 PM EST up reply actions
They have one good song
One.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 7, 2012 5:28 PM EST up reply actions
YOUR TASTE IN MUSIC IS BASELESS AND WRONG.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 7, 2012 5:32 PM EST up reply actions
Meh
Joshua Tree and a steady decline since. That was 25 years ago. Now it is just a ongoing farce of an aging “rock” band.
I missed this last night.
I can now no longer take anything you say about popular culture seriously.
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You did in the first place?
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 8, 2012 9:56 AM EST up reply actions
Minor detail.
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Correction
U2 sucks donkey balls now. 15 years ago, they were awesome
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
What was the last good album?
I stopped listening to them at Joshua Tree.
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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 7, 2012 6:27 PM EST up reply actions
Fairly easy
Georgetown
UConn
Rutgers
Johns Hopkins
Duke
USC
Harvard (Cornell hockey rivalry say hi)
Colgate (Syracuse historical hiss plus Mike Milbury got a degree there)
Boston College
Michigan for some reason
Virginia if we’re only talking lacrosse.
I woulda put WVU on the list but Holgo just makes it so hard to do that with his crazy red bull and gamblin’ ways
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Here's a few reasons
-Syracuse football rivalry
-Desginated Basketball Rival™ in the NEW ACC® (think 2005-06 NHL season with NEW NHL terminology)
-Dislike of their hockey team
-Being the Duke of the North
That basically puts them on the list for me
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Who the hell calls themselves "Duke of the North"?
Considering all those other schools up north that Duke strives to be?
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
I thought Duke was the "Rutgers of the South"?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 7, 2012 5:35 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I thought Syracuse was the "Duke of the North"
Enough Jersey kids.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 7, 2012 5:36 PM EST up reply actions
Eh, we're kinda like Cornell's little cousin or something
With the amount of Long Islanders, international students from Asia, Massholes, and families sending kids to both schools between the two
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Stansbury?
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 7, 2012 5:36 PM EST up reply actions
?
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
I know can spel well
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 7, 2012 5:38 PM EST up reply actions
/Suspends Renardo Sidney for game against East Bumfuck State
//Reinstates Renardo Sidney for Florida and Kentucky games
///Suspends Renardo Sidney for Auburn Game
////Reinstates Renardo Sidney for Vanderbilt and Alabama games
Punting is winning.
/////loses all 4 games
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
I know can spel well
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 7, 2012 5:45 PM EST up reply actions
shit.
6 games.
maff. sorcery.
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GTHTSUN
I know can spel well
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 7, 2012 5:45 PM EST up reply actions
Transistion in philosophy from being a school for working-class Irish Catholics
To turning into… well… basically what Duke is in a northern setting
/Yes, I’m being hypocritical in the sense I’m in a northeastern private university as well, but you get where I’m going with this
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This is easy
washington
washington
washington
USCw
USCw
USCw
BYU
Notre Dame
Oklahoma
Alabama
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
by 8gooner8 on Feb 7, 2012 5:31 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
oh yeah, i forgot to add BYU to my list...under no circumstances do I root for them
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
I go to Riverside, motherfucker...Irvine is our rivals!
Down with the Anteaters!
/watches as nobody shows up to sports events to go study and be proud of how they’re UC students
//weeps for the spirit
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Hmmm...
Alabama
Mississippi State
USC
Ohio State
Syracuse
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My hatred for them sort of went all the way back around to a strange sort of respect.
I cheered for them twice this year.
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WHAT DID WE DO TO YOU?
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 7, 2012 5:49 PM EST up reply actions
Successful troll is successful!
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Should you be adopting girl troll from LRC?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 7, 2012 5:59 PM EST up reply actions
LRC is dead
Long live LRC!
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 7, 2012 6:01 PM EST up reply actions
This is fun!
In order of dislike:
Ohio State
Alabama
USC
Michigan State
Texas
Florida State
Oklahoma
Hope College
Albion College
Is someone gonna goggle docs and make a tally?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 7, 2012 5:58 PM EST up reply actions
I can set aside almost anything in the event that there may be an extremely humorous outcome
That said,
BYU
Baylor
hmm.
Ole Miss
Auburn
Southern Miss
Auburn
USCw
Maine
Tulane
Houston
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GTHTSUN
I know can spel well
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 7, 2012 6:01 PM EST up reply actions
Auburn twice?
beautiful.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Feb 7, 2012 6:03 PM EST up reply actions
He likes rape.
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by allicolls on Feb 7, 2012 6:14 PM EST up reply actions 8 recs
All I know is ball, and good...
and rape.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 7, 2012 6:18 PM EST up reply actions
Proud to green, sheriff.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 7, 2012 6:56 PM EST up reply actions
I will never cheer for:
Alabama
Georgia
Western Michigan
Eastern Michigan
USCw
Clemson
Notre Dame
Boise State
Texas
Minnesota
In about that order.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 7, 2012 6:07 PM EST up reply actions
Also any team that plays a cardinal team if it doesn't interfere with my interests.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 7, 2012 6:08 PM EST up reply actions
But he has them last!
That’s got to count for something.
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 7, 2012 6:09 PM EST up reply actions
Meh. They're my least favorite B1G team except maybe Ohio State.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 7, 2012 6:09 PM EST up reply actions
Because the weather in Michigan is so much better.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 7, 2012 6:12 PM EST up reply actions
Is that legal?
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 7, 2012 6:14 PM EST up reply actions
They aren't birds, so I don't care.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 7, 2012 6:16 PM EST up reply actions
...evidently not?
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 7, 2012 6:17 PM EST up reply actions
Kotov:
There is an infestation of insane pigeons that congregate around my office window and make insane pigeon noises. Please come take them off my hands.
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buy some metal spikes. put them on the ledge
problem solved.
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
That'd be an awesome idea if the window weren't 30 stories high and not openable.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Oh. Tap on the window at them?
I don’t have much experience with pigeons. I’ve never lived in a big city. Maybe put a fake hawk in the window?
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 7, 2012 6:22 PM EST up reply actions
or maybe a fake owl.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 7, 2012 6:25 PM EST up reply actions
I hear John Chaney has gotten bored in retirement.
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 7, 2012 6:26 PM EST up reply actions
here's what people do in England
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
I think her building manager would frown on her cutting the glass to install those outside her window.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 7, 2012 6:25 PM EST up reply actions
Uh. I mean. You can try opening the window and shooing them.
If not, I mean, I guess rock pigeons aren’t protected.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 7, 2012 6:19 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, that. I try to forget it happenend.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 7, 2012 6:20 PM EST up reply actions
No.
It spreads misconceptions about crows, which are actually not evil.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 7, 2012 6:23 PM EST up reply actions
I'll Play Dept---> I just have these two: ND and Yale---->
> How can you have more than one hated at all costs team per College Footbaw Division, since you have to make a choice if the disliked teams played against each other? Can’t take the easy way out and pick “meteor hitting stadium” option when the two disliked teams go at each other.
Exhibit “A”: When ucla played ND, I preferred the gutty little ones for the win. They both can’t lose, nor tie nowadays, like ND used to like to do in the old days (Parseghian years, I think).
Yale? really? They're more an object of pity.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Yale Coach-Rhodes-Scholar-Candidate-Fake-Dumb Move Dept:
One of my favorite recent college football moments was when Yale led Harvard a few years ago 10-7 with about two minutes to play. They faced fourth-and-22 from their own 25. Instead of punting, Dumb-Coach Tom Williams ordered a fake punt. Fakers gained just 15 yards, haaaaaaaaaaa. Harvard scored on a last second TD for the win baby! This game even made the LA local sports news broadcasts.
Well, given the EDSBS Commentariat's decisions
And even the Author’s sage wisdom on the matter of Harvard vs. Yale, I must say my heart is warmed by the hatred of the Elis. Also, the only Yale commentor we’ve ever had was a total ass.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 7, 2012 7:19 PM EST up reply actions
OSU is basically it for me -- get a goddamn life
my sister being at MSU makes it hard for me to root against them and i don’t really have hate for ND.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 7, 2012 6:24 PM EST up reply actions
Never too late to join a hate fest
In some hastily compiled order:
UNO
Colorado
USC-w
Iowa
Texas
Miami
Missouri
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Feb 7, 2012 6:26 PM EST up reply actions
I knew you guys really liked us.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 7, 2012 6:27 PM EST up reply actions
I still hate you guys. A deep, burning hatred that will stay with me until I die
But your continued successes against Texas make me laugh.
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Feb 7, 2012 6:34 PM EST up reply actions
UNO? Really?
I didn’t see them making it into this before Lincoln.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 7, 2012 6:58 PM EST up reply actions
UNO's football program ceasing to exist isn't enough for me
Though I really should have put Chadron State right up there with the Mavs.
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Feb 7, 2012 7:07 PM EST up reply actions
Wait... you were a Loper, weren't you?
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 7, 2012 7:10 PM EST up reply actions
Yessir.
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Feb 7, 2012 7:11 PM EST up reply actions
OK, I suppose it make a little bit of sense.
Still somewhat baffled that no one. NOT ANYONE, has expressed Nebraska hate yet. I’m not precisely sure what that says about us.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 7, 2012 7:13 PM EST up reply actions
You aren't Iowa?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 7, 2012 7:14 PM EST up reply actions
Let us thank COTG for that.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 7, 2012 7:16 PM EST up reply actions
Methinks that BSU is similar, out of all the commetariat posting in this thread, only one will never root for us
I suppose that means we’re not as polarizing as we originally thought
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
I gotta say
It warms the place where my heart should be that my “irrelevant” team is hated by so many of you.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
but not by me!
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 7, 2012 6:36 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Which makes no sense
Therefore, I’m forced to assume you’re secretly a double agent. WHO DO YOU WORK FOR AND WHAT DO YOU WANT
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
my cousin i looked up to went to ND law and i always wanted to be like her
its hard for me to hate. also just cause i dislike a team doesnt mean i wouldnt EVER root for them. like i really dont give a damn about msu but i did find myself rooting for them in the bowl. still like to see them lose though
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 7, 2012 6:40 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
I don't like that Lane is starting to appear competent
I want the moron from 2010 back
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I know people might be surprised at how short my list is:
Alabama
U$C
UConn
The Flaw on the Kaw
And really that’s about it.
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Oh, and anOSU. Forgot them.
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Aw, fuck it.
Ohio State
USC
Alabama
Florida (I don’t know why, anymore.)
Duke and Wisconsin (as long as they play this style) join the list for basketball, replacing everything south of Ohio State.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
And I am reminded above about North Dakota.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Football only:
Oklahoma
UW-Madison
Iowa
USCw
After that, I just root for an enjoyable game. Does that mean I suck at CFB fandom?
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
Forgot tOSU.
They’re above USCw.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
You don't hate us?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 7, 2012 7:01 PM EST up reply actions
No, I like you guys.
I hate losing to you, but it has become almost amusing how you beat us in a different way EVERY FUCKING TIME. See, e.g., 121 total yards.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
This.
Look, everyone would love for us to hate them (see: Texas Tech). But there’s only so much hate to go around.
I’m entertained by the ways you guys own us.
Free at last!
Your children, however, will despise us beyond all rational boundaries.
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Either of you going to the game Sat?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 7, 2012 7:29 PM EST up reply actions
Not me.
I live in MPLS. I’ll be watching, though.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
Section 22, row 11 for me.
I’m excited to visit Austin and watch us lose.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 7, 2012 7:34 PM EST up reply actions
Have fun!
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
The last time I attended a road game I was with friends.
The home team fans were amused at us making comments about dumb things K-State was doing and our comments about the officials.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 7, 2012 7:37 PM EST up reply actions
Just know that the Erwin Center can be a shitty venue for college hoops.
It’s because Texas fans suck at being basketball fans.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
Well hopefully they won't be rowdy so we have a chance to win.
I’ve met very few fans from other teams in the Big XII that I can’t get along with.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 7, 2012 7:44 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, they'll probably be nice.
As they’re sitting the entire time.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
I'll be getting in trouble ... I'm used to standing and yelling
what’s bail in Austin?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 7, 2012 7:46 PM EST up reply actions
In Wisconsin, the maximum penalty for Disorderly conduct is a fine of up to $1,000 and jail time of up to 2 years
the fine is usually about 500 bucks though…. not that I’d know
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
2 Years for a Disorderly?
THE FUCK IS THIS?
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 7, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
Disorderly is a felony in Wisconsin?
I’m calling B.S.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
It's a Class B Misdemeanor
2 years is for a repeat offender, 90 days for a first time offense
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Well, the disorderly is not what gets you two years.
It’s the two previous disorderlies.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
Is Austin like Berkely as far as the jails go?
/doubts I have to worry but still….
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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 7, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions
No. Austin is an actual city.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
I will backtrack a little bit.
I was at Durant v. Law IV in 2007, and the place was electric that night.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
Even NDNation could have gotten excited for that.
/gets best UT player ever
//makes second round
Free at last!
If football only...
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Alabama
Southern Cal
Miami
Florida State
Notre Dame
Michigan State
Texas
Florida
probably in that order
add in basketball, and toss in Duke, Kentucky, and Kansas
and in the football-basketball-hockey trifecta, I must also spare a mention for the other Miami, North Dakota, Boston College, and Boston University.
tee hee
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came too late to CNY to have pure hate over lax
sorry. And dislike your in-state rival a little, so are circumstances where I’d want you to win.
Only two teams I absolutely loathe
LSU and Notre Dame. Fuck them.
Hmmm...
Boston College
Villanova
tOSU
Pitt
Northeastern
Vermont
An eclectic bunch, I know.
by ZiltoidtheOmniscient on Feb 7, 2012 8:05 PM EST up reply actions
How can anyone hate Northeastern?
…oh, wait, did you go there?
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BU alum
Beanpot hate right there. I’d include Harvard in the hate but they’re just so adorable and non-threatening.
by ZiltoidtheOmniscient on Feb 7, 2012 8:07 PM EST up reply actions
They ruined our Homecoming game freshman year.
IIRC they had Jerry Azumah on that team. Pretty clear he was a lot better than everyone else.
the woman there
*shudders
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 7, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions
Also
Nothing fosters hate like proximity, and being in a few blocks of two rival schools makes for some good hate.
by ZiltoidtheOmniscient on Feb 7, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions
Michigan doesn't quite top my list.
Alabama
USC
Michigan
Ohio State
Wisconsin (more so in basketball)
The commentariat JerryWorld trip is going to be exceptionally painful for me if I go.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Oh, and for hockey, throw in Western Michigan behind Michigan.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Here's mine, starting with college foobaw
Florida
USC-w
Pro Foobaw:
Auburn
Dallas Cowboys
New England Patriots
Bouncyball only:
Kentucky
UConn (men and women)
any NBA team (fuck all of them)
Stickball:
New Yawk Yankees
Philadelphia Phillies
New Yawk Mess Mets
Stickypuck:
Detroit Dead Things Red Wings
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
UTn - I HATE THAT inside the punkin' orange!
Then ND (long-standing hatred)
West Opelika Polytechnic (mostly we just feel sorry for ’em, in a “bless your heart” kinda way)
Okla
Texas
SouCal
otherwise, I can root for anybody, especially if they’re playing AU
I'll play
England
Swansea
Georgia
Alabama
Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University
Clemson
Ireland
Yeah, probably.
/Scotland bros fistpound
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 7, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions
Can I have your stereo?
He’s Welsh.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
They're not on your list
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 7, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
Mine, ranked (ie I'll only root for the team if they're playing someone above them on the list)
USC always and forever.
Alabama
tOSU
Auburn
Notre Dame
Any team from Boston, ever
(And the Lakers/Heat are a separate Basketball category. Fuck em both)
I should
But somehow, I really cant hate Washington that much. I missed the Dawgfather era. And for as long as I’ve really been a Ducks fan (I mean really rabid about it), we’ve never lost to them. There’s no reason for me to harbor any animosity.
My list no order:
USCw
Notre Dame
Bama
Florida
tOSU
St. Louis Cardinals
Yankees
Patriots
Cowboys
The Busch brothers
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 7, 2012 9:15 PM EST up reply actions
Meteor.
Also my tOSU hate stems from my sister’s boyfriend who is a great guy but obnoxious about tOSU.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 7, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions
Well I suppose
College:
The Flaw on the Kaw
Pelini Bros.
Pittsburg State(D2)
And all of the SEC
NBA:
All of it
English Soccer:
Nottingham Forest
Bobby Hill: What's a meat examination team?
Hank Hill: It's like a debate team, only instead of doing something useless you get to grade the cut and quality of meat!
Not to mention the Yankees and Red Sox
Bobby Hill: What's a meat examination team?
Hank Hill: It's like a debate team, only instead of doing something useless you get to grade the cut and quality of meat!
Easy for me
Notre Dame
Ohio State (both would be worthy for the Laura Quinn fiasco alone)
Alabama
Indiana (although i kind of pity them in football)
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There's more cops on my campus right now than there are in Newark
Snipers on 3 buildings too.
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what the fuck did you do nick
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 7, 2012 4:52 PM EST up reply actions
WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SPIDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
seriously? not spiders.
You might want to get your antennae checked there kiddo.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 7, 2012 4:56 PM EST up reply actions
What the fuck?
Well, actually yes, but still what the fuck?
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 7, 2012 4:59 PM EST up reply actions
Google Montclair State
And go to news.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 7, 2012 5:34 PM EST up reply actions
That's...
What the shit?
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 7, 2012 5:35 PM EST up reply actions
wow, if thats what I think it is
landmark….
then holy spiders. and really? snipers?
goodness
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
On the lighter side . . .
This sentence was included in a story about the situation:
In addition to the beefed up police presence on campus today, MSU is offering an escort service for "any student who feels uneasy walking alone."
Where do I sign up for classes?
by TwoPalePonies on Feb 7, 2012 5:46 PM EST up reply actions
Wait till Craig James reads this
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
by 8gooner8 on Feb 7, 2012 5:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
no but their is a nice lady who talks real slow
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 7, 2012 5:54 PM EST up reply actions
Good point.
Turn the light on in the shed so Adam can read it for him
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
So, they're "rally[ing] against hate"
Are you going to counter-protest?
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!
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
by wahoocrew on Feb 7, 2012 7:00 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Ummm
This may have been a rare misfire in your posting history.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 7, 2012 7:02 PM EST up reply actions
Sorry.
I was going for the NICK FULL OF RAGE AND HATE joke. Mea culpa.
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That's what I figured.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
hustle was there
but you missed you’re reads
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 7, 2012 7:45 PM EST up reply actions
I see what you were going for Jon
Unfortunately I think you narrowly missed the target.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 7, 2012 7:03 PM EST up reply actions
Next time, just turn off the targeting computer
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 7, 2012 7:11 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, look! In my bag! It's A Rec!
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Ditto
and the unfortunate thing is that in this case, the target is mounted on a tanker full of gasoline.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Holy shit wow spiders.
Also, that is extremely fucked up.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 7, 2012 6:11 PM EST up reply actions
nonononononono
“spiders for the reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasoning”
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 7, 2012 6:13 PM EST up reply actions
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you mean spiders for the reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasoning. not me. ok.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 7, 2012 6:12 PM EST up reply actions
That don't sound good....
Make no sudden moves.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
SERPENTINE!!
"Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the wife and kids" - Homer J. Simpson
by Gov. William J. Le Petomane on Feb 7, 2012 4:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
What school you at?
All the NYC area news websites are all just GIANTS PARADE HERE’S A WOMAN SAYING SHE WANTS TO SEE MARK SANCHEZ AND HERE’S A DRUNK GUY WANTING TO TAKE A PIC WITH ELI AND COUGHLIN AND THE LOMBARDI TROPHY
Twitter: RyanMcD29
Montclair State
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 7, 2012 5:34 PM EST up reply actions
Down in the west Texas town of El Paso I drunkenly punched a Mexican gal.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
by stempke on Feb 7, 2012 4:58 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
Doesn't that end with the guy dying in a hail 'o bullets?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Felina? She had it coming after all her tarting it up in Rosa's cantina.
Although I hope you wore a white sport coat and a pink carnation to do it.
/old country music shtick is old
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Feb 7, 2012 5:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
So...
Is anyone a realtor in the Atlanta area on here?
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http://www.movember.com/m/22481
No
But I mean I’ve lived here for 25 years. Sup?
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Feb 7, 2012 5:00 PM EST up reply actions
Starting to get serious about buying a house. Thought I would check to see if someone here happened to be a realtor.
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I'm related to a ATL realtor
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Feb 7, 2012 5:15 PM EST up reply actions
Having recently bought a repo and just sold my house today (thank God)
I recommend studying the repo market and going through the huge hassle to bid on those, even if that means renting for a few months. The premium between the repo and non-repo markets is huge right now, 20% or more. And I’m not talking about repo fixer-uppers, those can be 50%+ cheaper. I’m talking houses that are almost completely new inside with nothing wrong other than perhaps the appliances have been stolen.
lazy question (apologies)
any easy way to access info on repos?
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Feb 7, 2012 5:22 PM EST up reply actions
I would also like to know this
How do I go about learning about the huge hasle?
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
yes and no LONG POST
If you work with a tech-savy agent, you can have her send automatic emails when new houses are listed. Otherwise, you can use a local agent’s website to portal through to Atlanta MLS and search for all houses in a market and price range. You may not be able to filter by repos (I couldn’t), but pretty soon they were easy to spot. Factors to look for are, in order of usefulness: (1) no furniture in the pictures (if there’s furniture, you’re wasting your time in this market, repo or not, they aren’t “motivated” enough to sell, though note the difference between minimal “staging” and actually lived in); (2) unkempt/yellowed lawn in exterior photo compared to neighborhood quality; (3) missing kitchen appliances or ceiling fixtures; and (4) listed by a no-name company or solo practitioner (federal laws favor certain realtors for getting these listings). A note that you have to prequalify with a certain bank is a dead giveaway, but you may not be able to see that (my realtor could, and we are family, so I had lots of flexibility).
Also, a good Realtor can give you detailed comps on similar houses that have sold in the last year, both in the repo and non-repo markets. From those, I learned, for example, that houses like mine sell in the non-repo market for about $110/foot on average but $80/foot in the repo market, with a couple going near $70 foot. Mine was listed for $100/foot (already a “good” price) and I paid $83/foot (it has an 600 feet of unfinished space upstairs that didn’t count but will be cheap to finish out).
Other tips: Your first offer will be rejected, and they may even counter offer full price or close to it. That’s policy and works on suckers (after all, the house is already a “deal”). Resubmit your offer with minimal changes, paying attention to where they gave ground. For example, I asked for hugely excessive closing costs and they accepted it in their counter-offer, so I was locked in to that part of the offer (I think they would rather give you $6000 towards closing than give you $3000 and drop the price $3000, because it helps keep the market up while hiding the details). I bought points to drop my interest rate more than I would have had it been from my pocket. It also appears your offer is more likely to be accepted if it is near the end of the month. Bank workers get new inventory on the first of the month and are evaluated on how they did last month. The pressure to turn is greater at the end, even if that means taking a low offer. My “serious” offer was submitted on the 25th, countered on the 28th, recountered the same day, and accepted on the 30th.
The hassle part is the research, the patience, and all the paperwork (you have to have prequalification letters and other forms that normal houses don’t require). Also, shady stuff is going on (some selling agents don’t feel loyalty to their faceless clients, so they are handing out business to friends, not submitting offers, pushing offers from people that fit certain social engineering agendas). If you are in a bidding war, you’re going to overpay. You’ll do best to buy a house no one else has put a serious offer on. It’s tricky finding such houses that don’t have some major drawback. The first two houses I bid on were taken by higher bidders. The third is mine and I ended up paying nearly the same as the winners of the first two for 400-700 more square feet and a better location. It’s important not to get emotionally invested (which was difficult for my wife).
thanks
Will read off the clock.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Feb 7, 2012 6:03 PM EST up reply actions
The best site ever
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 7, 2012 6:01 PM EST up reply actions
looks like a good site
Since they give you the street, you can use a MLS portal to identify the house and get details without paying/registering/whatever.
MLS portal?
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 7, 2012 6:05 PM EST up reply actions
In some areas you may be able to search MLS directly but here I cannot.
But several local agents have paid to put access to the MLS database (which all decent sellers use) on their personal websites. You search based on certain criteria to get details on a house and often tons of interior photos. You usually don’t have to register or commit to using that agent. It gives you the same (or better) info about the house that you’d get from a pay service, and you aren’t constantly calling your agent and hassling her to show you houses or send you info that is going to be a dead end 90%+ of the time.
BTW, you’re going to have to have an agent to play the foreclosure market. Offers from the unrepresented here are ignore and laughed at.
Oh I was just curious what an MLS portal was exactly. You cleared it up for me thanks.
I was just a bystander observing the convo and got interested.
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 7, 2012 6:14 PM EST up reply actions
MLS portal?
The twitter
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
I hash with one
but that’s the limit to my knowledge
Did Bielema radio in his comments from somewhere over Macho Grande?
Curse you, Perry the Platypus!
Over Macho Grande? I'm afraid I'll never be over Macho Grande.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Feb 7, 2012 5:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Well, let's see.
First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di’s clothes. I couldn’t believe it.
by Cad on Feb 7, 2012 5:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
What's up munchkins?
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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 7, 2012 5:06 PM EST reply actions
Watchin cops roam the halls.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 7, 2012 5:07 PM EST up reply actions
That sounds fun.
remember to oink as they pass, they love that.
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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 7, 2012 5:08 PM EST up reply actions
"We hired the best coach and we went out and got the best kids so get a life."
Can I have a special two-lives-at-once exemption?
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 7, 2012 5:11 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Is this football or basketball related?
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 7, 2012 5:18 PM EST up reply actions
Ohio State was allowed to have two coaching staffs, one to coach the bowl game, and another one to recruit
It’s not uncommon, but this is the first time I’ve seen it allowed while a team was being sanctioned.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I seriously don't understand why
“No, you’re in this boat due to your own malfeasance” wasn’t used as a rejection of the waiver request.
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It said: “Lack of preparation on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.”
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Let me guess:
a quote from El Churro?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Gee
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Listening to Pandora and a commercial comes on:
“As football season starts to die down, tax season begins to heat up…” I stopped listening to the rest of it since I was going back and forth from being sad to angry. Seriously, who the fuck thought that would be a good lead-off for an ad?
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 7, 2012 5:23 PM EST reply actions
Hey, right when you're getting depressed,
let’s remind you that you have to give the government money!
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Pretty much.
Thankfully Justified is on tonight so there’s that.
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 7, 2012 5:55 PM EST up reply actions
good this is gonna be a long few months
/please let this be better than last offseason
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 7, 2012 5:56 PM EST up reply actions
what God-forsaken human
Put legal US currency into the juke box, and then selected “Ala-freaking-bama” followed by Big and Rich??!?
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 7, 2012 5:39 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Gettin' your drank on?
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 7, 2012 5:57 PM EST up reply actions
NEIN
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 7, 2012 5:57 PM EST up reply actions
Hey you lawya types
A California woman just filed a suit claiming porn can’t be copyrighted. Does she have a case?
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
i too shall watch porn, to NOT answer that question...(searches for Italia Blue, and Porsha Carrera)
by The Neighborhood Hope Dealer on Feb 7, 2012 5:49 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
yes, but it's good to be amongst you all, you all seem to share my twisted sense of humor, so i feel rather welcome.
by The Neighborhood Hope Dealer on Feb 7, 2012 5:53 PM EST up reply actions
we are legion
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 7, 2012 5:56 PM EST up reply actions
Quick, what is your opinion of Clemson?
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 7, 2012 5:58 PM EST up reply actions
and Iowa
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 7, 2012 5:58 PM EST up reply actions
as well as regional bbq
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 7, 2012 6:00 PM EST up reply actions
ketchup on hot dogs?
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
I know can spel well
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 7, 2012 6:02 PM EST up reply actions
mayonnaise is good, in moderation.
by The Neighborhood Hope Dealer on Feb 7, 2012 6:02 PM EST up reply actions
you must not be from Alabama
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Yeah we don't do any of that agreeing bs around here.
It messes with the bingo game that the locals have set-up.
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by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 7, 2012 6:06 PM EST up reply actions
even better. i feel even more at home
by The Neighborhood Hope Dealer on Feb 7, 2012 6:07 PM EST up reply actions
That's not allowed.
You must flame him.
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by alexanderkotov on Feb 7, 2012 6:08 PM EST up reply actions
finally
I got backup
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 7, 2012 6:07 PM EST up reply actions
I'm with you as well.
The mayo-haters are not to be trusted.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 7, 2012 7:08 PM EST up reply actions
#TeamMayo
#TeamSriracha
#TeamGeorgeDickel
#TeamChickFilA
#TeamNoKetchupOnHotDogs
Hmm…I think that about covers it
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
with you till the last one
/chicago outcast
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 7, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions
I agree with these except I plead ignorance to George Dickel.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 7, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions
George Dickel>>>Jack Daniels
Dickel is MUCH smoother, and a better representation of Tennessee whisky.
/grew up in Tullahoma
//might be a tad biased
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
Ah well I would probably like it.
Fan of Turkey for my regular bourbon, but Woodford Reserve if I’m in the mood for something a little nicer. I’ll keep an eye out for Dickel.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 7, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions
Judges?
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 7, 2012 5:59 PM EST up reply actions
8/10
little heavy on ! and the ph was meh
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 7, 2012 6:09 PM EST up reply actions
i'll take that solid 8. the ph is not conforming to the hive minds way of spelling.
by The Neighborhood Hope Dealer on Feb 7, 2012 6:11 PM EST up reply actions
even the right rev agrees to fuck clemson. you are all, or nothing.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 7, 2012 6:12 PM EST up reply actions
rec'ed for biblical usage?
rec’ed for biblical usage.
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 7, 2012 6:15 PM EST up reply actions
Not brave enough to touch that link at work
But when I get home…
The chicken is involved but the pig is committed
by maddraven1716 on Feb 7, 2012 5:48 PM EST up reply actions
Nothing really dangerous, as it turns out. It's a CNET link.
I was scared too and forwarded it to myself to read at home.
You can't piss on hospitality!
Serious answer, gasp.
Not a lawya, but I’m pretty confident on this one. The actual product can be copyrighted (i.e., pirating a specific porn flick can still result in infringement proceedings).
However, there’s pretty much nothing a porn copyright holder can do about derivative works unless they actually have something original going on in there, and let’s be real, yo.
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No,
One my friends is a lawyer and copyright specialist in the motion picture division for the Library of Congress.
/I is not lawyer
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Feb 7, 2012 7:45 PM EST up reply actions
Ricky Williams retiring?
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 7, 2012 5:59 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
So my professor was telling a cool story about gambling in Estoril,
and I think he was implying craps, but he totally /mdwm to the entire class.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
I love my godson
He asked his dad, “now that I’m 10, can we watch Red Dawn together?” His dad cried tears of joy.
And its the original. Make sure he appreciates the right one.
Not so sure about this remake that’s coming out.
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 7, 2012 6:05 PM EST up reply actions
Irving, TX Las Colinas zoning for the dry zone.
Fortunately Dallas is within 3 miles and has a liquor store at the first available land in Dallas.
Goslings with two possible mixers Dublin Dr. Pepper and ginger ale. I might report back.
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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 7, 2012 6:11 PM EST reply actions
And I get to watch squeekyhoops in high def tonight
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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 7, 2012 6:16 PM EST up reply actions
HEY CHLOE
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True fact: Pinterest is 99% wedding dresses, braided hair, and food no one will ever cook.
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This.
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by alexanderkotov on Feb 7, 2012 6:17 PM EST up reply actions
she wanted to know what it is
and “Cocaine for the Ring by Spring crowd if they didn’t already have a coke habit” wasn’t sufficient.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
So, no one from TCU is on it?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
my wife pins hundreds of things she'll never do
I prefer to waste my time talking about around football
Rumors that Greg Robinson is coming to Syracuse as a position coach
I feel like my rapist just got out of jail early on parole and is moving next door.
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if it's "punter" you should be fine
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
What position?
Receivers/GERG End?
Defensive GERGmen?
GERGerback?
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 7, 2012 6:22 PM EST up reply actions
LineGERGer
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 7, 2012 6:23 PM EST up reply actions
Defensive GERGle.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
You say that as if Doug Marrone didn't require a braindead lackey to be the OC
So Robinson is perfect.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 7, 2012 7:05 PM EST up reply actions
Easy
Auburn – because I have to
Tennessee – because I want to
Notre Dame – 1973 Sugar Bowl
I'm not really a CPA, I just play one on television.
ABC Dept: A. If Auburn vs Tenn who would you go for the win?--->
→B. Auburn vs ND, who would you go for the win?—>
—→C. ND vs Tenn, who would you go for the win?
Easy
..a and b-meteor strike, and failing that, the refs
I'm not really a CPA, I just play one on television.
God
Duke fans are super fucking butthurt about us joining the conference.
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
Oh, we will, but they wouldn't care about that
Beating them in basketball and lacrosse, on the other hand…
Syracuse joining ACC Lacrosse is gonna be amazing
No, seriously, that’s probably what I’m looking forward to the most out of this ACC move*
*As long as we’re still playing Hopkins, Cornell, and Princeton out of conference, which should be no problem considering there’s more Big East lax schools than ACC lax schools
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I don't know who AJ Calloway is, but god damn if that guy doesn't know how to make a bet.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
He is apparently a host of Extra and made a bet with Maria Menounos that if the Giants won the Super Bowl, she'd host the show in in a Giants themed bikini
She made good on the bet
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Google still works, right?
The pictures and gifs are everywhere
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Per the AP.
Texas Senate candidate can’t escape sports scandals
Political consultant Bill Miller says:
If it comes out early and you can get it behind you, you can survive. If it always stays in front of you, it’s a killer.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
by Tremendous on Feb 7, 2012 7:01 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Not a fan of Gosling's rum, Kraken I can drink straight. Gosling's I need a mixer.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 7, 2012 7:02 PM EST reply actions
It is not bad with ginger ale, but I'll acquire some ginger beer soon.
Also tempted to try the Dr. Pepper and rum.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 7, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions
The Pirates are bringing Dmitri Young to Spring Training...
DMITRI FUCKING YOUNG! THE SAME DMITRI YOUNG WHO HASN’T PLAYED IN 4 YEARS, IS FAT AS FUCK, AND 38!
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I assume this was done to placate the writers of The Dugout.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Personally, I liked the university.
They gave us money and facilities, we didn’t have to produce anything! You’ve never been out of college! You don’t know what it’s like out there! I’ve worked in the private sector. They expect results.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 7, 2012 7:15 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
But not all Ghostbusters like
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 7, 2012 7:18 PM EST up reply actions
Well, good luck then
Also, enjoy your new Paul McCartney album…His latest stuff is his greatest
Punting is winning.
Good luck!
Hope you are indeed engineering for food and loan payments (and possibly some additional cash!) very soon.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Here is an idea
Build a monorail that goes directly from Cleveland to Detroit with no stops in between
Punting is winning.
Son, building pointless useless things is the greatest way to make money ever.
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/bridge to nowhere
//bridge from detroit to cleveland, because fuck you thats why
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 7, 2012 7:52 PM EST up reply actions
I assume the bridge will be filled with people coming from either side in order to jump off in the middle.
(I had to, before someone else did.)
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
by Tremendous on Feb 7, 2012 7:54 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
we'll add a stop in gary then
just so they see they’re lives aren’t that bad
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 7, 2012 7:56 PM EST up reply actions
Race you to the middle!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
How else do you explain the Gateway Arch, the Eiffel Tower and Kansas's Football stadium?
Punting is winning.
Hang on there.
Kansas doesn’t have a football stadium. Kansas has a track stadium with a grass infield.
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by jonfmorse on Feb 7, 2012 7:27 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm afraid I don't know what you're talking about
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 7, 2012 7:27 PM EST up reply actions
That's possibly the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.
I’ll allow it on home game Saturdays, that’s about it.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 7, 2012 7:45 PM EST up reply actions
good luck!
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 7, 2012 7:41 PM EST up reply actions
Google has informed me that this is also being released next week:
Color me intrigued.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
They even ask nicely.
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evenin' monstars
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 7, 2012 7:19 PM EST reply actions
Fuck Roy Oswalt.
Apparently his hillbilly ass is too good for the Pirates’ money. I hope his arm falls off while pitching and a bullpen car comes and runs over the damn thing.
They play in a smaller market than, say, Lubbock, so it's relative.
But, yes, they have money.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
They've got some money they found under the couch
Seriously, they offered 3 yrs/$30m to Edwin Jackson, and then a 1 year/$10M deal before he signed with the Nats.
FTFY
Apparently his hillbilly ass everyon is too good for the Pirates’ money. I hope his arm falls off while pitching and a bullpen car comes and runs over the damn thing.
The Pirates are one of those teams that is historically miserable…
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Eh, depends on your definition of "historically"
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Since before college freshmen were born.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
The Pirates have a shorter WS drought than 8 teams...
They’ve been pretty bad for the last 20 years, but as you know, baseball takes the long view.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Yeah but
They have been MASSIVELY shitty.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 7, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions
Proper use of the word would dictate that the Phillies are historically the most miserable team.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
This
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
10,000 + losses? I can agree with that
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
My Padres haven't been around nearly as long, but 43 years and nearly 3700 losses, WOOOO
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Interesting thought:
Maybe (total losses) / (total years) is a more appropriate measure of historical misery.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
seems fair
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 7, 2012 7:52 PM EST up reply actions
I think we've got this one.
K-State football Misery Index = 5.33
613 Total losses
115 ( 2011-1896) Years of Football
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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 7, 2012 7:55 PM EST up reply actions
Baseball probably doesn't need one, since the last round of expansion was 15 seasons ago.
Rays have the most, an average of 89.43 losses per year, the only team above 86.
Yankees are 66.90, which is the least.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Baseball index: San Diego Misery Index = 85.37
3761 Total Regular Season Losses
43 (1969-2011) Seasons of baseball
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
We have to account for good stuff--anti-misery--too.
Up to a point, championships carry teams through periods of futility.
/wonders if 45 years is too long
//decides it is
///remembers that Floyd is home, again
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
Nationals Baseball:
640 losses, 7 years = 71
Virginia Football:
540 losses, 120 years = 4 (surprising)
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
I think you have to include the Expos in your calculation.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
based on that, if I were to calculate an index for Boise State, do I have to include the JUCO years?
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
different case
same town+same division=yes
different divisions, probably not unless they’ve moved up extremely recently and Boise hasn’t been JuCo in a while
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 7, 2012 8:12 PM EST up reply actions
No.
The Expos were playing at the same level of competition as the Nationals.
(Adding the Expos in would actually lower the misery index, I think.)
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truly it is a sad state of affairs when adding the expos makes things better
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 7, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions
But poutine.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
People forget, they were good.
Really good. For a long time.
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to be fair I only saw the end of the expos
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 7, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions
No-
Boise was playing at a different level then- that would be like counting a AAA team moving up to MLB’s losses as an MLB team.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
That being said, then current index should only count them being in Div IA then
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
what about WKU
should we have a five year cut off? Meaning that if they just moved up within the past five years some number of D2/D1AA years count to the index
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 7, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions
Nah- you have to have, say, 20 years as a 1-A team to make the list, and be a current 1-A team
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
so then being 16 years in Div IA...then we have to take our last 4 years in D IAA?
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
No, he's saying you haven't earned the right to be miserable yet.
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Not saying that-
saying they don’t have enough data to effectively create a misery index. I root for the Browns and Indians, and we all know misery loves company
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Mike.
THEY HAVEN’T PAID THEIR DUES.
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I'd just say they have to wait four more years before they get consideration
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
(You have to prove yourself worthy first.)
(/snark)
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2-10 our first season at Div IA, i don't forsee that anytime soon
/goes 0-12 next year
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according to what I understand from this discussion, it would just be just Div IA
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alright
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 7, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions
I didn't because I never cared about the Expos, therefore, they never made me miserable
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
Good point.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
Yes
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
So are we factoring in those super early years?
If so… 4.14. If we’re only counting full-ish seasons… 4.23.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
Hmmm, for football, for OSU-
825 wins, 316 losses, 53 ties from 1889-2012 makes 6.6532-2.5484-.4274 a year,
“Misery Index” of 2.5484
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Syracuse football misery index
3.94
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 7, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions
I should calculate K-State pre-Snyder.
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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 7, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions
I'll do one without Gerg
This could show the impact of a coach really. WE’RE MAKING SCIENCE!
The score without Greg years is 3.76, pretty big for 4 years
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 7, 2012 8:16 PM EST up reply actions
K-State pre Snyder
Misery Index = 5.6989
530 Losses
93 years (1989-1896)
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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 7, 2012 8:19 PM EST up reply actions
I expected greater impact.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 7, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions
k-State would have to win the next ~150 games to reach .500
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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 7, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions
Large sample size is large.
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Mack Brown has increased Texas's misery index by.001
Kick him to the curb.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
Virginia pre-George Welsh
Misery Index = 4.3111111
388 losses
90 years
Still a surprisingly low result
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
It should be kept in mind that schedules didn't used to be 12 or even necessarily 8-9 games.
/waits for jon
Yup-
hell, OSU is a top 10 team in wins, all time, and averaged only six and a half wins per year of football
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This man
He knows.
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Clearly, the formula needs some tweaking.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
you shut you're mouth
I’m a cubs fan, we know historically miserable
/sits in corner
everyone has a bad century…everyone has a bad century…everyone has a bad century…everyone has a bad century…
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 7, 2012 7:54 PM EST up reply actions
Turn your hat around, Cubs fan.
The bill would keep the sun out of your eyes, but you are a Cubs fan.
weird, I think the same thing about sox's fans
who will without fail be wearing a flatbrim hat with the sticker still on
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 7, 2012 7:57 PM EST up reply actions
I was an Indians fan as a kid
After some moving around, ended up in San Diego. Not surprisingly, I’ve grown less and less interested in baseball over time…
ceci n'est pas une pipe
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 7, 2012 8:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I assume he will be signing with Lubbock.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
He turned down the Cardinals, too
He must be hoping the Phillies change their minds
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
My daughter is laughing uncontrollably at her shoes.
I have no idea why.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
awwwww
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 7, 2012 8:02 PM EST up reply actions
I did this the first time I had laughing gas
Your daughter friends with Demi Moore?
by ItsComplicated on Feb 7, 2012 8:09 PM EST up reply actions
Your daughter is dropping acid
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 7, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions
or smoking weed for the first time
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 7, 2012 8:12 PM EST up reply actions
I don't know how to break this to you, man.
But there’s an explanation for this, and it’s horrifying.
Your daughter… is a small child.
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by jonfmorse on Feb 7, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
HOW DARE YOU
She’s 18 months old now, she’s practically an adult.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
She already apparently likes to kiss the one of the little boys at those "Mommy and Me" deals my wife takes her to.
It’s going to be a long couple decades
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
with a son you worry about one dick
with a daughter you worry about every dick
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 7, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Why is this not green?
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 7, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions
Cliche auto-norec.
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Just remember, all you really have to do to keep her away from boys is homeschool her.
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Or send her to an all-girls Catholic school
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No.
That’s the LAST thing you do. One day, she comes home late…
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by jonfmorse on Feb 7, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah don't do it
I know girls who went to the all girls Catholic school.
One is the biggest freak in our town.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 7, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
Clearly, I was not serious...
:-P
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Serious reply:
a. Keep a close father-daughter relationship.
b. Make sure she knows how to, ahem, take care of herself.
Free at last!
a. I plan to
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Not sure that was the "take care of herself" that he meant,
but yes, your daughter will definitely know how to hold her own in a fight
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
My wife is an incredibly strong willed, independent woman. She can take care of herself in any manner implied
There’s no way in hell my daughter is anything but that.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
OK, stempke, I'm going to spell it out.
Make sure your wife teaches her to masturbate.
Free at last!
You probably just made a grown man cry.
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If you were within arms reach you wouldn't have teeth right now
What the fuck is wrong with you? Even if that’s good advice, as I have no idea if it is, why the hell would you bring that up in a discussion about a toddler to her father?
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
I've got a 6-year old girl.
My wife has been trying to tell me this for five years. She knows how much convincing it will take to prepare me emotionally. Was just trying to share that advice.
Free at last!
dude the fuck
sounds like a freudian theory
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 7, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions
Not at all. It's practical, not psychological
and out of respect, I’ll carry it no further.
Free at last!
alright
having no daughters or sisters I have exhausted any interest
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 7, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions
at least he doesn't have to worry about multiple pregencies at one time.
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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 7, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions
so more small worries
less big one
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 7, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions
you have so much time to worry about it
think about the more present future, like when she throws a temper tantrum the entire time she is on/after the dumbo ride at disney world because you didn’t get on the pink one.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 7, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions
i have something in common with your sister
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 7, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions
/ElRocc and Willbe are somehow related
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 7, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
This sounds... personal...
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 7, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
let's just say my parents weren't really smart taking a 3 and a 1.5 year old to disneyworld.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 7, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
At least you've actually gone!
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 7, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions
i'm just saying from a parent's perspective...not a great idea
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 7, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
cedar point!
always a good time.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 7, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions
most importantly, great people watching.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 7, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions
ALL OF THE WIFEBEATERS
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 7, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions
/parents used to live five minutes from Cedar Point
//though was after I moved out west, mostly, so timing didn’t allow too many trips to the park
We've talked about this
My wife went with her family when she was like 4 and her only memory of it from home videos and pictures. I went when I was 8. I remember every last detail. We’ve decided not to go until the daughter is old enough to remember and appreciate the experience.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
yep, i went again in like 4th grade and really enjoyed it
maybe my sister and i were more like 2 and 4…there are some cute pictures around. but it was essentially one huge tempter tantrum.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 7, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions
Have you thought about starting to drink?
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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 7, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
MOMS AND TOTS
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 7, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
Then tell her to quit fucking around the house
and go get a damned job.
Lazy damn kids.
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Never too young to sew shoes
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 7, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions
IF STEMPKE'S DAUGHTER WOULD GET OFF HER LAZY ASS MAYBE WE COULD ALL AFFORD NEW NIKES
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When I was your age...[obsolete complaint followed by another obsolete complaint and explanation of how everything cost a nickle]
Punting is winning.
Nothing ever cost a nickel, except gumballs.
However, I did once fill up my gas tank and buy a carton of Marlboro Reds for $11.
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I FUCKING HATE YOU OLD MAN
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 7, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions
Hell, can you buy a pack of cigarettes in New York for $11?
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Or fill up a gas CAN?
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Eh?
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Oh, no.
This was a ’73 Buick Skylark, man. That thing had a threeve-gallon tank.
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Which you later sold to a homicidal maniac in Alabama?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Feb 7, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Only if it was metallic mint green
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by MikeLew on Feb 7, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It was that totally kick-ass copper
that we desperately need more of on football helmets.
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/looks left
//looks right
///looks left
No comment.
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It was a Pontiac Tempest!
The ‘73 Skylark didn’t have positraction.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
by mnHorn on Feb 7, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
inflation adjusted however things in general are cheaper
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 7, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions
my mom pointed out to me the other day that i will basically as much at my internship this summer as she did with her first job after getting her masters
granted, i think her field wins the “lowest paying with a masters” award but still.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 7, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
make as much*.. hourly rate rise
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 7, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions
Hell, my "signing bonus" right out of college was more than my dad made in a year for most of his career.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Hell, when I got laid off
My salary was high enough that I could have bought my parent’s house on a one-year mortgage at the price they originally paid for it.
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Good sound but tough to find songs on.
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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 7, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
boom.
good day, academically! (Is Kelly’s Gyros here He’ll appreciate this)
Got an email from one professor today asking if I’d like to work on an article about the manuscript I found with her for a journal. Got an email from another professor who overheard me talking about an internship I want that would let me work with medieval manuscripts—she knows people at the museum I want to work at, and will put in a good word for me!
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 7, 2012 8:22 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
Way to go!
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
snaps for i,m!
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 7, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions
Holy fuck you hit a gold mine today
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 7, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions
that's a win
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/gets back from soccer game
//looks at scores
///LOL FLORIDA
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You-
any recommendations on fairly cheap, but reasonably effective soccer cleats and shin guards? I’ve been coerced into playing in a 6v6 coed league with colleagues, and apparently baseball spikes are not welcome.
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hmmmm.... get the cheap Adidas leather ones those last forever
and don’t wear shinguards if you don’t have to but Nike makes some good ones
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"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
We have to- I checked on that.
And thanks!
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get the smallest ones possible
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
planning on that-
I hate having things like that on my legs when I run
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Get shinpads
At least until you know how good the people you’re playing with are. If everyone’s good and has enough skill, then you won’t need to wear them. But get them in case.
Yeah, probably.
The league requires them,
and we’re playing in the lowest of the co-ed divisions. I’m not expecting a whole lot of talent….hell, at least three of us on our team haven’t played organized soccer since we were 7
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Yeah, you'll be needing to wear those shinpads.
I preferred lightweight ones that were mouldable to my leg, but I don’t even know if they make those any more.
Yeah, probably.
Not sure if TXT or K-State is wanting to join the B1G
less than 9 minutes to go in the 1st half.
Score is TXT 8 K-State 13
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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 7, 2012 8:32 PM EST reply actions
correction less than 8 minutes.
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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 7, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions
How are we not beating those morons by 20 already?
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I think we can't make shots tonight.
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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 7, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions
20% or so FG percent
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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 7, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions
I have a feeling I'm going to miss Justified tonight.
I’m about to keel over.
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I don't get FX in the motel. No Archer or Justified.
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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 7, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions
What's up everyone?
How y’all been?
"Believe deep down in your heart that you're destined to do great things." Joseph Vincent Paterno 1926-2012
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My wife’s facebook status is “Is there room for me in your one man show? A car this fine don’t pass your way, everyday.” Which is a line from Joss Stone’s Don’t Cha Wanna Ride. Her page has been flooded with “Is everything okay?” messages.
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yeah, only a certain type of person does this among my facebook friends
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I do it on occasion
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 7, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions
mostly teenage sibling sisters of real friends of mine.
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"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
What are you saying about Nick?
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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 7, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
That I'm an unoriginal douche
The truth is I’m not witty on the spot without prior input.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 7, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions
The secret to wit
is to not try.
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Yeah that's why I need input
I can’t say something witty from a standstill, I need someone to say something stupid.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 7, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
I wish I'd said that
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 7, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions
Or why you don't post on facebook... ever
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My wife and I communicate with music a lot of the time.
If I hear a song that reminds me of her, I’ll text her the lyric and vice versa. On more than one occasion we’ve had an entire conversation just by changing the song that was playing on my IPod to make various statements. The problem is that the vast majority of people on facebook don’t know this about our relationship.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Well that makes sense
But in like…99% of circumstances, its “OMG I AM EMOTIONAL AND THIS SONG PERFECTLY UNDERSTANDS ME NOW PLEASE ASK ME ABOUT HOW I AM SO I CAN HAVE SOME EMOTIONAL CONNECTION.” And I say this because I used to do it when I was younger. And dumber.
I rarely do it
I used “Home Sweet Home” once when I was heading home for Thanksgiving, and “Runnin’ Down a Dream” when I was driving to meet a client to convince him to take a plea deal and spare me from preparing for a jury trial.
The greatest musical moment of my life (not really but hyperbole is fun)
Was when I drove through a storm that would later produce a tornado on the same road I was driving while listening to the Good, The Bad, and The Ugly soundtrack.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
America came on the shuffle while driving up the Turnpike at dawn one summer after we had taken a trip to Maryland
Pretty epic.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 7, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions
Which version?
Yes, or Simon and Garfunkle.
Amazingly different versions, and both are awesome.
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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 7, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions
It was not planned. Shuffle found it's way to one of the songs and I decided to turn off shuffle and play the rest of them until I reached sanctuary.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
I've had some well-timed iPod random selections, but not sure any of them top that.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
"I hurt myself today, to see if I could feel"
The twitter
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Yeah that's a shitty type of lyric poster.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 7, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions
What about lyrics telling people you got more hits than Saduharu Oh?
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 7, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Also bad
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 7, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
johny cash=respect
NIN=meh
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 7, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions
I'm just thinking about what would freak my family and friends out
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
true
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 7, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions
Me and Trent Reznor would like a word
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 7, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions
never been my cup o' tea
I respect the man and his music, but I’m not a major fan
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 7, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions
they are
reznor has said so himself
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 7, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions
Back from the gym and hoping to make it a much more regular occurrence.
Already felt better running my mile and knocked fifteen seconds off from last night.
Also, Justified: SOON
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 7, 2012 8:51 PM EST reply actions
butter and/or animal oil?
My loyal heart avows no other.
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eggs.
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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 7, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
Anything good
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 7, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
what is an apple crisp?
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
baked apples with a cinnamon crumble thing on top
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Feb 7, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
oh.... well butter and eggs for one are a no no
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
it's fucking delicious, is what it is.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 7, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions
Cobbler with crumbs instead of dumplings.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
tonight, we're on #teambookersoldfashioned's
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
#teamYeunglingandwings
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already had homemade wings tonight
battered, fried, and then sauced
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
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well, they were left over from Sunday
we made a ton of them but the party was mostly people who don’t eat hot wings.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
#Teamwater for a while
Yesterday, my roommate got the internship of his dreams, so we went out to celebrate hard last night. I managed to finish a pitcher of Shock Top by myself. Worst. hangover. ever. And remember, I’m not that big of a dude. Except for getting up to puke this morning, then taking a shower, I was in bed all day long.
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
Sad trombone for Cyclones.
They just lost at OkSt, which is not a good thing to do if you have tournament ambitions.
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Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
T. Boone's revenge!
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Dammit, strength of schedule.
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I really don't think you have anything to worry about.
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Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
How to tell the basketball game is boring.
your team leads by 14 points and the open game thread is digressing to whether Whataburger is the worst or best hamburger debate.
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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 7, 2012 8:59 PM EST reply actions
How to tell the basketball game is boring.
One team is Wisconsin.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
damnit, I could go for a burger right now.
that chicken wrap for dinner was not filling.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 7, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
as you damn well should.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 7, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
Like hell.
I would make that choice every time.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
It's not exactly Sophie's Choice
but I chose Whataburger b/c it was 5 min. closer. That’s a bad reason.
Free at last!
it's more important
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"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
The thing about Whataburger
is if you only have it very rarely — ideally, if it requires actual effort — it’s awesome. But if you eat it regularly, you start disliking it.
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They're even worse than WB on the "familiarity breeds contempt" meter.
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Worst thing that ever happened to me
was Five Guys opening right around the corner from my apartment. Mind you, at the time there were only three other Five Guys locations, so it was a thing where we’d eat there every once in awhile. Then I started eating there three times a week.
After about a month, I was done.
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/Orders side of fries
ALL THE STARCH
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I had duck dressing.
and spinach lasagna for dinner
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Feb 7, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
I don't go there often.
But I don’t go to Chik-Fil-A at all.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I have yet to try a Whataburger.
5 Guys is okay for a fast food burger, but I really think they aren’t worth the price anymore. I think it depends on the actual franchise you go to.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 7, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions
I've never quite understood the fascination with Five Guys.
Expensive and not nearly as good as two of the local places I’ve been around here. I can eat at Mighty Fine or Dan’s without feeling like I’m about to explode.
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I think they're supposed to be the step up from McDonald's or Wendy's.
A chain that’s slightly better still won’t beat a local place though. I would pick 5 Guys over one of the Big 3 if I were traveling on business and unfamiliar with the area’s local joints.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 7, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions
6 pm here, screw the rest of this paperwork
I’m going home!
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לכאלה הולכים שבאה
Screw you guys
I’m going home.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 7, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
/will end up going to the gym and creep back to the office to do charts till midnight
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לכאלה הולכים שבאה
Three minutes into The River
and we’ve already had three bleeps.
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EDGY!
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 7, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
Mr. Springsteen is confused
and wonders who is covering his songs with cuss words in ’em
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I'm DVRing it because I was afraid of the Oren Peli influence.
Is it all shaky cam?
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Not all
but what isn’t shaky is all steadicam.
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I forgot that was coming on tonight.
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Yeah, I fear he's a one trick pony
His next movie “The Bay” is using that “found footage” schtick too
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The schtick here is that it's a documentary crew following the wife and son around while they hunt for the dad.
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So he's incapable of filming a movie that looks clean and finished
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
So far, it's pretty fucking stupid too.
I may not make it to the half-hour mark.
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Okay, this is something I haven't seen before.
Clemson tried a long inbound pass late in their game against Maryland, the Maryland player tipped the ball while out of bounds … and Clemson had to re-inbound from the same spot again instead of from the spot where the Maryland player touched it. Might be the right call (I know if the ball goes out on its own, the opposing team gets to inbound from the previous spot), but I’ve never seen it where it’s inbounded and touched by a player already out of bounds before.
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I have no idea how it's come to this, but I find myself rooting for New Jersey to beat New York
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Dude. You're doing it wrong.
Let me help: “meteor”.
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I don't like it any more than you do
But old man Broduer is playing out of his mind tonight, and I’m suddenly rooting for him to get the shutout.
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Fuck Broduer
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 7, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
Are Flyers fans from Jersey more acceptable?
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Depends on what part of Jersey.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 7, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions
I'm neither.
But fuck Brodeur.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 7, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions
Your profile indicates you are a Rangers fan
You live in, I think it was Bloomfield, with your parents. What am I missing here?
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Yeah that shouldn't say Rangers
My friend switched it, should say Ottawa.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 8, 2012 2:43 AM EST up reply actions
Same as Rangers fans from Long Island if you ask me.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 7, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
I would even go so far as to say "Rangers fans from Manhattan".
Maybe they’re popular and they just get lousy coverage in the tabloids. But I see relatively few indications of people caring.
Whereas I heard people on the subway yesterday talking about Jeremy Lin. You know, the day after the home team won the Super Bowl.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
The Rangers are truly "Manhattan's team"
They were a much tougher ticket to get than the Knicks when I lived in NYC. Of course the Knicks were awful then.
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I can't think of who Thad Matta looks like.
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The resemblance is not what I would call "uncanny"
but … yeah, he kinda does.
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Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Bizarro Beilein.
Their faces are very similar, except Beilein is serene and Thad is perpetually pissy.
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X
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 7, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions
This is news to you?
"Believe deep down in your heart that you're destined to do great things." Joseph Vincent Paterno 1926-2012
I just figured everyone
and their entire extended family AND their friends and friends’ friends knew that by now.
"Believe deep down in your heart that you're destined to do great things." Joseph Vincent Paterno 1926-2012
Apparently, a lot of things were assumed in this case.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Feb 7, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions
Well I'm so used to people telling me
that they know everything, when they are only making assumptions.
"Believe deep down in your heart that you're destined to do great things." Joseph Vincent Paterno 1926-2012
I think it's part of the reason
he’s now under house arrest.
"Believe deep down in your heart that you're destined to do great things." Joseph Vincent Paterno 1926-2012
I agree.
Unfortunately, I don’t have much choice.
"Believe deep down in your heart that you're destined to do great things." Joseph Vincent Paterno 1926-2012
Sorry to hear that.
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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 7, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
Yep.
I’m the Pres of our state chapter, so I have to decide what information to send to people and I get sent a lot of information.
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In your opinion...What should Penn St should have done after this Grand Jury testimony came out.
I’d be bringing a bunch of “outsiders” in to start, that’s for sure.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Feb 7, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions
First, they should have hired a PR firm
and come up with a strategy as soon as people got called to testify in front of the grand jury. Then they should have put everyone tangentially involved in it on administrative leave once it did come out. Third, Spanier shouldn’t have claimed unconditional support for Curley and Shultz. They should have had outside people looking into this from the beginning.
However, it did take four separate grand juries to indict Sandusky, so their may have been a bit of denial going on.
"Believe deep down in your heart that you're destined to do great things." Joseph Vincent Paterno 1926-2012
Certainly sounds like a better strategy.
From an outsiders POV, and I’m sure you know this but, the thing that’s makes me mad is when they kept bringing people from within the program to replace the ones that they finally let go. By program, I mean the administration and football, etc. Then on top of that, the media, it seems like all they showed were the crowds mixed in the sound bites from people with predominate positions in the school administration that sounded like a delusional fan. They should have admonished the crime, instead of going on the defense. It portrayed the community, whether it fair or not, as almost brainwashed and blindly loyal to Joe Pa and the football team. You saw headline on CNN reading, “Former Penn St. coach Jerry Sandusky arrested for sexual abuse against minors” accompanied by mobs of students chanting, “WE ARE PENN STATE!”
That really ticked me off and it snowballed from there.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Feb 7, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions
Rangers score what would have been the game tying goal with mere seconds remaing
Goal waived off due to goaltender interference by Gaborik. Gaborik was pushed into the goalie by a Devils’ defenseman. There will be much gnashing of teeth.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
We just had a manufactured "punch the cameraman" scene
for the express purpose of hurling the camera around and letting us see how awesome it is to watch the walls flip over.
Yeah.
/turns off TV
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So Peli+Speilberg = confused mess that's not sure whether it's supposed to impress us with its production values or draw us in with its "realism" and therefore accomplishes neither?
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Let me put it this way.
After watching 30 minutes of this, I want to throw 1941 in the DVD player.
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1941 with John Belushi?
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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 7, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions
Yes.
(I actually like the movie, but it’s the go-to “Spielberg stumbles” reference.)
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I've not watched 1941 for a long time ... might have to do that.
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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 7, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions
John Williams did his damnedest to save that movie.
Why the hell did Spielberg allow Hoffman to play Hook as a drag queen?
Free at last!
That is one of those movies where, depending on mood, I either love it, or hate it with all my soul
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Justified open thread #TeamAVA
Do those of use who aren't watching it live have to avoid that thread?
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
dammit
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 7, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions
Especially with Nick around.
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One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 7, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions
Why was I holding out hope that The Purdue could win at Ohio State tonight?
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I have no idea.
It’s not football, after all.
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by jonfmorse on Feb 7, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
a shocking team out of nowhere
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 7, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions
Quite possibly.
I absolutely wasn’t expecting it to happen, but rationally there’s no real reason to not write it off entirely from the start. (Except that Purdue is apparently on fire from 3 point range tonight, which is keeping it close so far).
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I don't know why
But I’ve barely watched college basketball this year. I have no idea what any of these teams look like this year.
Ohio State: juggernaut.
Purdue: surprisingly porous on defense, which is usually exactly the opposite of what they are. Probably on the good side of the bubble for now, but definitely on the bubble.
(D.J. Byrd is 5 for 5 from 3 so far tonight for Purdue. And OSU is still up 8 with 3 minutes left in the half.)
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
The Big Ten will still somehow get 6 or 7 teams in the tourney
Despite all of them putting viewers to sleep.
Only that many?
7 looks like a minimum to me – MSU, OSU, Mich, Indy, and Wisconsin are all in for sure, Illinois will make it unless they fuck up the end of the season terribly, and at least one of Purdue, Minnesota, or NW will join them. I’d guess 8 make it.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Their resume looks ... surprisingly decent.
Crashing the Dance has them as the second-to-last at-large. Three top-50 wins and a surprisingly respectable non-conference schedule.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
No! You must uphold
TRADITION!!!!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Feb 7, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
rec'd for Tevye
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לכאלה הולכים שבאה
Islanders shutting out the Flyers entirely.. even in the shootout
LOL We have a winning streak against Philly now
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Sorry, I'll be watching Michigan-MSU on BTN.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I might have been going down to Lynah for Cornell-Yale (and completing an epic day after SU-UConn)
that was until my friend at Cornell decided to take the semester off grrrrr
/Bitter because she promised me Cornell hockey tickets
//Hopefully will get my revenge when I come down for Cuse-Cornell lax in 2 months
///But probably won’t because Cornell’s stacked this year in lax
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That would be a trick, considering we're talking hockey.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Oh, I thought we were at the point where all of the bye weeks were over.
You… you’re down there… down there… with 22 games?
Oh, well dat’s sometin’, der.
Ah so.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Have ye your guns? Your axes?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Which year was this?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
damnit, i've been wanting to watch a replay (of this years)
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 8, 2012 12:08 AM EST up reply actions
Oh, what do you need that for? You were there!
(jealousy, so much of it)
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
i know...but i want to watch it again, haha.
that had to be one of the funnest nights of the school year so far. nooo i miss football
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 8, 2012 12:13 AM EST up reply actions
You got all the fun stuff.
Football under the lights, the outdoor hockey game, beating Ohio State.
Clearly I should have just stayed there and gone to grad school.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
The sooner the better.
He’s a highly effective pest.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
*
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I liked The Oatmeal's take on that.
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by alexanderkotov on Feb 7, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions
Fuck v's day
/had to
seriously fuck hallmark
the ladies at my school are all happy and shrill, the men are all fed up… and a week to go.
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 7, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions
now lets be fair
I’m not jaded about much, but V-day is past me, young love is cool, taking advantage for $ makes me unhappy
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 7, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions
The last good one I had
was the one where I bought my then-girlfriend white chocolate, knowing that she didn’t like it but working plausible deniability…and then eating ALL. THE. WHITE. CHOCOLATE.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 7, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions
Missed first 5 minutes of Justified setting up reservations over the phone with the girlfriend.
But perspective since they replay it at 11.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 7, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions
OMG BOYD JUST SHOT
Spoiler.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I saw what happened, but couldn't catch dialogue.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 7, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions
/girls start singing songs from 'Wicked'
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
you have a good point
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 7, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions
Nscds
small and private, same area as New Trier
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 7, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions
Ha, you may well know this kid I went to school with
Pretty hard to miss him. Ended up at NU, name starts with Z, prolly did mock trial
zach march?
we have no mock trial, we do have Model UN
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 7, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
don't know him
I haven’t been at this school long
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 7, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions
North Shore etc?
That’s a high school?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
NSCDS
yup
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 7, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions
I knew it as K-9
ah well. Maybe there was another campus somewheres.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
oh I get where the hang up is
in NT’s system you go k-8 in smaller schools in town, you then go to NT’s freshman campus, then the 10-12 campus, so yes the freshman are separate but they are in a highschool
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 7, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
no its k-12
one campus
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 7, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions
North Shore LI?
Been in LI for almost three years and refuse to go there.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 7, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions
no north shore chicago
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 7, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions
Gotcha.
North Shore Long Island is super rich in a lot of areas lots of people who are attorneys/doctors, etc. Could see it being V-Day hell too.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 7, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions
it almost certainly is
/all the rich white girls
//ALL. THE. RICH. WHITE. GIRLS.
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 7, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions
wonder if any are rich enough to support me and my habits?
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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 7, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions
several
but they are all underage
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 7, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions
well that doesn't help me.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 7, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions
You may have to settle for the cheap stuff til she warms up to you.
I mean wat
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1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 7, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions
Young man,
may I point to my many long diatribes of the danger of white girls with names spelled incorrectly, cosigned by many esteemed commenters. Learn from our mistakes. It’s not a 100% dealbreaker, but make GOD DAMN SURE she’s got her head screwed on straight.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
/George Carlin name rant
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 7, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions
Northwestern is basically half New Trier girls
That and the sororities have set my internal alarms to red alert anytime I see ankle length North Face puffy jackets, tights and uggs on a girl.
Make way for the Loyola delegation.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Also G-town and B. College
for reasons cultural and academic.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
yeah they have a pipeline
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 7, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions
Aye
i’s and y’s transposed, sometimes a double ee mixed in where it shouldn’t belong, k’s and c’s used haphazardly, and the unnecessary h stuck in are all warning signs to run away!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
looks at mayree
nods, takes notes
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 7, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions
Agreed
And I have to participate in it this year
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Never had a real Valentine's Day
And no remorse about that
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 7, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions
Attention Auburn-Alabama refs, please get fucked.
And or brutally hatchet murdered.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
what he said.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 7, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
Just found out the tuxes for one of my roommates wedding are going to be brown
Not sure about this one
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 7, 2012 10:14 PM EST reply actions
Mostly because it does not match my complexion
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 7, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions
No, this.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 7, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
As in "aw, shit I'm getting married"?
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 7, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions
FUCKING GODDAMNIT FUCKING SHIT-ASS KERBAL FINS
Took me five seconds for the lander to collapse. That’s how near it was to not breaking.
Estimate under 3m/s both laterally and vertically. FUCK.
If it ain't one thing, it's another
Last night I had the perfect landing, takeoff, return, re-entry… and exploded on contact with the ground.
Tonight I had a perfect deceleration to Mun landing, and the ground was uneven so my 3m/s snapped off my engine first — I couldn’t even abort the landing and take off. Then it fell over and everything exploded but the capsule, leaving the Kerbalans alive and marooned.
I do have a great rocket, though. It’s the Saturn V of Kerbal. Never a launch failure, second state starts the TLI burn and I always reach the surface of the Mun with at least 1 1/3 tanks of fuel.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 7, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
Ideas, Newsletter, etc.
Think you could post a link with the .craft file?
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
Here you are
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 7, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
This baby JUMPS off the pad
I’ll bet you could add another four or six fuel tanks and still have no problem with launch.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 7, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
Thankee, sir!
You’re a scholar and a gentleman
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
The three tanks are auxiliary
You can dump them any time. The fuel keeps flowing, though, so when they run out the engine still runs off the two internal tanks.
I’ve put here down twice in that configuration, once with the tanks still attached. She files real nice. I let the first stage completely burn out just lifting. Second stage I start to lean over at around 26 km or so, and eyeball it into an orbit. I usually have enough fuel left in the second stage to start the TLI burn, then finish the burn with the lander.
I normally star the munar landing with the three tanks still about 2/3 full, and make my landing (or abort) with 1 1/3 – 1 1/2 tanks left on the lander.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 7, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
TWSS
The twitter
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
At least you've gotten that close to a landing
All I’ve managed to do is smear Jebediah and his cohorts over the Munar surface, if I don’t put them in an orbit of the Sun…
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
I'm good at firing them into the Sun.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 7, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
I've actually landed and taken off again twice
The first time I put them in a solar orbit for eternity, and the second was the explosion on contact with Kerbal.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 7, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
Holy shit.
Purdue and Ohio State combined are shooting 16 for 23 from three-point range.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
How many of the seven misses resulted in ligament damage?
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 7, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions
Surprisingly, none.
And I hope it stays that way. The Purdue has been through enough already.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
The better question is
which basketball school are they going to kick out? Or are they really going to try to make a 17-team basketball conference work?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 7, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
Please kick out Providence or DePaul...
pretty, pretty, please
Good news for Sriracha lovin' gamblers
The mid-level restaurant at the Gold Strike in Tunica (I think it’s called the Atrium Cafe) has a Bleu-Cheese-and-Sriracha wing sauce.
Quite tasty, and HIGHLY recommended. Go get some next time you’re there.
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
So the refs decide to call Smith's foul on DJ Byrd instead (his fourth).
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
And now four on Craft.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
BUT OSU IS STRONGER INSIDE
THEREFORE ANY “RIDICULOUS FREE THROW MARGIN” IS CLEARLY JUSTIFIED
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 7, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
It could be.
My beef is that they called a foul on the wrong guy, and that guy happens to be something like 7 for 8 from 3-point range.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
And my claim is that OSU gets the "benefit the doubt" on most calls at home
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 7, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
So does ... damn near everyone.
OSU isn’t even the biggest beneficiary of home-ref advantage in the conference (that would be Wisconsin).
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
That claim can be made about most any team in the nation, yeah?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
But Ohio State in particular
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 7, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions
Seen a lot of calls go against the Blue Devils in Cameron?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 7, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions
You ever watch a game at Wisconsin?
There will be a semi-infinite number of charges called against the visiting team.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
they aren't cheating
they’re just stunned by the sudden movement
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 7, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, but show me a ref working today who actually calls those correctly anyway.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 7, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
Uh oh ... Sullinger just picked up his fourth.
By trying to take a charge ten feet behind the arc.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Even Vlade Divac isn't that good.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 7, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
How am I now just seeing this?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 7, 2012 10:59 PM EST reply actions 6 recs
Because you are Joe Schad not Van Peldt?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 7, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Joe Schad reports Scot Van Pelt receiving oral gratification from a midget
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 7, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
EA is actually quite tall
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 7, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
/script error--does not fit joke
//run: Suzy Kolber
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 7, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
Todd McShay does Holly Rowe
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 7, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions
FTFY
Todd McShay does Holly Rowe Mel Kiper
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 7, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
FTFY
Todd McShay Mel Kiper does Mel Kiper
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 7, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
Ohio State is not dealing with foul trouble well.
Probably because their rotation is normally five deep.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Going down to the wire
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 7, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
This is where Byrd picking up that fourth is the killer.
He was out during the entire OSU run. Don’t know why he isn’t back in yet. What’s the worst that happens, he fouls out?
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Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I just got lost on the internet for almost three hours
there are a lot more medieval manuscripts digitized than I thought.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 7, 2012 11:07 PM EST reply actions
Cistercians gotta cistern, yo
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by Burrito Electrico on Feb 7, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
Weatherman derp
I just saw a typo on the 7-day that said it’s going to be 222 Saturday.
Ambitious, but rubbish.
WOOO SHORTS WEATHER
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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 7, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
JORTS WEATHER, YOU MEAN?
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by The Assman 1 on Feb 7, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
Dammit, Purdue.
I wouldn’t even be mad if you hadn’t gotten my hopes up.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Well that was an interesting episode
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"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
did someone get killed?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
YOU BASTARDS
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
This Kenny?
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Do a hog love slop?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 7, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
This
exactly this
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 7, 2012 11:25 PM EST up reply actions
Are USC fans douchers?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 7, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
Little Known Fact: Kentucky almost outlawed Bourbon
True story
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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 7, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
successfultroll.jpg
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Is Notre Dame a program own the down turn?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 7, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, I'd say we own the down turn.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 7, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
btw,
massive butthurt over the QB situation on NDN today
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and the sun rises in the east
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 7, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
JOE SCHAD REPORTS
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 7, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
Oh?
Did something new come up? Why today in particular?
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 7, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, someone talked about the QB competition
ACross and jt did their usual bit, someone invoked the holy name of Saint Dayne. The usual.
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anyone bitch for a different offense
how have the coughlin induced boners been?
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 7, 2012 11:46 PM EST up reply actions
More than 4 hours, I'm sure.
I swear if Tommy Rees starts another game I will put my fandom up for sale.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 7, 2012 11:48 PM EST up reply actions
I can live with him as a backup
and even a spot starter, but for chrissake kelly get your QB’s together.
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 7, 2012 11:51 PM EST up reply actions
I wonder if there is a strong market for that
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
I can be bought cheaply.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 7, 2012 11:52 PM EST up reply actions
memphis cheap or ...
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 7, 2012 11:53 PM EST up reply actions
Bangkok at 3 AM cheap.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 7, 2012 11:55 PM EST up reply actions
Wow, that is cheap
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
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I don't have many principles, but I do have some.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 7, 2012 11:55 PM EST up reply actions
Not gonna happen. Don't worry.
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....would you have anything to share via text or email?
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 7, 2012 11:56 PM EST up reply actions
me too as well
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 7, 2012 11:56 PM EST up reply actions
/tries to email tire iron
//fails
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fax it
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 7, 2012 11:58 PM EST up reply actions
We should start a game of predicting who gets killed in each episode
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"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 7, 2012 11:40 PM EST up reply actions
/GaryOldmanEEEVVVRRRRYYYYYOOONNNEEEE.gif
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by Burrito Electrico on Feb 7, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions
...
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
dibs on Abe Vigoda
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I call Sean Bean
oh, wait…wrong show.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 7, 2012 11:48 PM EST up reply actions
I shall fetch my dart board
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 7, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions
NDEddieMac does so already...
My loyal heart avows no other.
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Someone clear something up for me
Robert Quarles is the guy from Detroit. But tonight someone called him the Wizard. Could have been just a Wizard of Oz reference…but it is possible Quarles uses the Klan in his crime ring?
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"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 7, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
Something tells me that may be further expounded later.
But his oration asking for a goddamn amen makes me think the KKK angle may be plausible.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 7, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions
And not to get too spidery
But I’d imagine to get a foothold in the seedier side of that area (or many places in the south) you’d have to have a few connections within the KKK
Have we Seen Boyd and Quarles talk at all?
Could make for a really interesting confrontation later in the season, when their goals cross.
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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 7, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
Not yet I don't think.
That would be interesting.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 7, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
WAHARRLLGARBLLL
Seriously, Hollywood? Do you have to remake EVERY good Japanese movie into absolute crap?!?!?
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I can't even tell what it's about
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Which does not inspire confidence in me.
Here’s the trailer for the original movie.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 7, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions
You gotta read the description, man
That’s a FANMADE trailer consisting of clips from other movies. There is an American version of Battle Royale being made, but it doesn’t have a trailer yet.
It’ll probably be shit, but it won’t the THAT shit.
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Oh wow
The bassist of Deftones is semi conscious after spending the last 4 years in a coma.
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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 7, 2012 11:33 PM EST reply actions
Alright, back at the office.
Do I finish my charts or hang out here?
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multi task
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 7, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions
me either?
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 7, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions
I don't get it?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
If it's the twat leaning on the pole I'm really disappointed
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
hive
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 7, 2012 11:54 PM EST up reply actions
Guessing it has something to do with the dude casually doodling in a notebook up against the light
at a crash scene. Probably some pop culture reference I don’t get? That’s a heck of a smear mark though.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 7, 2012 11:54 PM EST up reply actions
i tried looking at the clump of people by the smear mark and wreck but i really don't see anything
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by willbechampions on Feb 7, 2012 11:58 PM EST up reply actions
something related to Death Note apparently
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Really? That is weak
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"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 8, 2012 12:01 AM EST up reply actions
LAME
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by willbechampions on Feb 8, 2012 12:01 AM EST up reply actions
Well, thats disappointing
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 8, 2012 12:02 AM EST up reply actions
...
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
the parrot?
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 8, 2012 12:04 AM EST up reply actions
AHHHH PARROT OUT OF NOWHERE
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 8, 2012 12:04 AM EST up reply actions
Dont see it?
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 8, 2012 12:07 AM EST up reply actions
I am slow as well, as fits my nature as a Midwesterner.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
See that, that one is slightly amusing.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 8, 2012 12:05 AM EST up reply actions
I like this one
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
DAMN ITS TOO BIG AND TOO OBVIOUS
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Is there something to that besides it just looking like a hipster?
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 8, 2012 12:08 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah, obvious is obvious.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 8, 2012 12:07 AM EST up reply actions
The "hey other badguy diggins this IED emplacement with me, do you hear something?"
moment is priceless.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 8, 2012 12:11 AM EST up reply actions
the parrot was the first thing i saw
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 8, 2012 12:06 AM EST up reply actions
Tom Hammond's face should be placed on this
Whether in picture or sesame seed form
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 8, 2012 12:09 AM EST up reply actions
...
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
by Londonjoe on Feb 8, 2012 12:11 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
What is that half a face doing there?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 8, 2012 12:12 AM EST up reply actions
lol.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 8, 2012 12:13 AM EST up reply actions
I don't see it.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 8, 2012 12:23 AM EST up reply actions
Look in the top right corner
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 8, 2012 12:25 AM EST up reply actions
For once,
Abe Simpson is right.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Itll be a cold day in hell before you recognize Mizzorah?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 8, 2012 12:35 AM EST up reply actions
Make sure your monitor is tilted as to allow maximum contrast.
I didn’t see it at the initial angle either.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Liars
there is no parrot
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"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 8, 2012 12:11 AM EST up reply actions
top shelf dude
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 8, 2012 12:14 AM EST up reply actions
The thing in the very top right?
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Londonjoes image didnt load
for me so I thought everyone was talking about the car accident image
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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 8, 2012 12:18 AM EST up reply actions
The first image never loaded for me.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 8, 2012 12:23 AM EST up reply actions
I think it is
that the smear mark is in the shape of a human being. Like they put sawdust on the macadam to dry up the wet spot that used to be a person.
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it's the twat with the notebook according to the website
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
What a bullshit photo
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So, some douchenozzle just emailed the Japanese history site I moderate
asking if he could put up an article for us, but including some spam website ‘bunkbeds.net". He promises he’ll write about whatever we like, and will work it in subtly. So, Commentariat: I need your worst ideas on what Japanese history articles we can call his bluff with. Right now, I think I’d like to see how bunkbeds.net can be worked subtly into an article about Heian period lesbian poetry. Thoughts?
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depending on the nature of bunkbeds.com....
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 8, 2012 12:00 AM EST up reply actions
I was going to say something about Wang Wei, but he's Chinese.
Maybe see if he catches it? nah, that’s lame. How about something defending Hirohito?
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 8, 2012 12:11 AM EST up reply actions
We're really a pre-modern (pre-Meiji) focused site, but keep 'em coming.
The economics of banditry in the Kamakura Period sounds like it might be fun.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 8, 2012 12:13 AM EST up reply actions
jig jig jig jig jig jig jig jig
/unrelated
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YAIS
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 8, 2012 12:13 AM EST up reply actions
Make him do something boring like Jomon.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 8, 2012 12:23 AM EST up reply actions
GAAAAAHHHHHH
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 8, 2012 12:52 AM EST up reply actions
damnit, I'm hungry.
There’s a single place open that still delivers, but it’s really bad for you. And I’m trying to lose weight. CURSE living in an apartment! If there were a zombie attack, we’d survive for like, ten days, tops. There’s just no food here.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 8, 2012 12:12 AM EST reply actions
/rant over
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 8, 2012 12:13 AM EST up reply actions
MUUUUUUUUUUN MOTHERFUCKERS
About 500m, quit looking at the lander and just focus on the HUD (so to speak).
Playtime with kids before bed
back later monsters.
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this is kind of fucking ridiculous.
i pretty much have to be sitting across from my router to get a decent internet connection. currently on the closest corner of my bed right next to the door… and it’s still spotty.
poop.
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by willbechampions on Feb 8, 2012 12:21 AM EST reply actions
Do you have a Dell?
You can usually tweak the sensitivity settings to the point where it wont drop it with a weaker signal.
HP
both of my roommates have this issue too…or issues with our internet in general. ugh
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by willbechampions on Feb 8, 2012 12:26 AM EST up reply actions
You see this immediately
And you’re shitting bricks anyway!
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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 8, 2012 12:29 AM EST reply actions 6 recs
Does this make me like Jim Delany?
Not really, it just makes me want to be commissioner of the B1G so I can have a tiny giraffe.
(A fabulous piece of photo editing and animation, of course.)
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When you see it, youll have found Waldo
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 8, 2012 12:37 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
i got paid $10 this summer to find waldo for an hour this summer.
it got old
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by willbechampions on Feb 8, 2012 12:38 AM EST up reply actions
that is, finding waldo after a few times.
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by willbechampions on Feb 8, 2012 12:39 AM EST up reply actions
But I imagine you got really good at it.
Good enough to find him above without resizing the picture, even?
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lol i've been trying to find it in this one.
i can’t and i feel like a FAILURE
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by willbechampions on Feb 8, 2012 12:42 AM EST up reply actions
Thats not because you havent found waldo
Thats because you are a Michigan fan
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by The Assman 1 on Feb 8, 2012 12:43 AM EST up reply actions
i will not take this, i am a leader/legend
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by willbechampions on Feb 8, 2012 12:48 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I only know I'm a legend
Cause I’m in the M, N, Iowa division, and Michigan is paradoxically NOT the leaders, despite the fight song. (DEAR GOD I WANT TO GO TO MICHIGAN PLEASE I KNOW THE FIGHT SONG ALREADY_
DUMBEST NAMES EVER
good luck! do you have any idea of when you’ll hear or is it rolling?
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by willbechampions on Feb 8, 2012 12:54 AM EST up reply actions
Rolling
Hopefully soon; wrote a specific essay for Michigan and they either seem to give people with my numbers a big scholarship or the waitlist. I WANT TO BE LOVED.
MICHIGAN LOVES YOU.
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I HOPE THEY DO
But yeah, it’d be pretty hard to say no to. 4 cousins went there, one still has a house in AA, and I’d love to have the college town experience for 3 years.
I loved Ann Arbor a lot.
But you probably figured as much. It’s just a very lively place, filled with energetic young people.
I hope it all works out and you get to experience it for yourself.
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It was nice knowing you.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 8, 2012 12:57 AM EST up reply actions
I'm sorry, I thought there was a reply to my comment, but I see nothing.
Must be Purdue.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 8, 2012 12:59 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
..though I did mention football in both my personal statement and the Michigan specific essay
by emc503 on Feb 8, 2012 1:01 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Anything about being so devoted that you sat through the '08 Michigan-Northwestern game in the 33-degree rainstorm?
(Leaving out who you were supporting, of course.)
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I was in fact at that game
For 2 quarters. But i mentioned the spread offense while talking about my wide range of interests, and said i liked the atmosphere of michigan
/goes to Boston College instead
//beats out ND grad for job after graduation
///FFFUUUUUU
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 8, 2012 1:08 AM EST up reply actions
OH, obviously.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 8, 2012 1:11 AM EST up reply actions
"no reason" = "searching for every other job available"?
I mean, he was trying to Todd Graham…he just wasn’t very good at it.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 8, 2012 1:13 AM EST up reply actions
I guess.
Both sides handled that very badly.
I will say, however, that I’m extremely happy to see Tom Coughlin do well in New York, and not in Chesnutt Hill.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 8, 2012 1:18 AM EST up reply actions
I recall that you were there (and I think you mentioned leaving early).
What a miserable experience.
Hope your admissions reviewers are new-school Denardophiles and not “Old Blue” MANBALL enthusiasts; there’s definitely an undercurrent of NDNation equivalents in the Michigan alumni base, and they give money.
Of course, a truly devoted Michigan fan would see “spread offense” and “Northwestern” and immediately think back to 2000 and go into convulsions.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
emc's essay:
“Blah blah two clinics i’m very interested in and have similar experience to blah blah collabrative learning blah blah alumni network and campus community.” Only more eloquent and heartfelt. I really really want to go.
And if you had connections to Oregon, Northwestern, and Michigan...
It really would be like a theme and variations of the spread offense and its innovators. A fun coincidence.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I stopped talking with a friend from ND because he went to UM for grad school.
But that’s more about trolling him for being a traitor.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 8, 2012 1:03 AM EST up reply actions
Well that's just common sense
I specifically avoided applying to USC, despite it being a great fit on most accounts, specifically for that reason. I’ll do a lot of things, but go to USC is not one of them.
by emc503 on Feb 8, 2012 1:05 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
USC might be a fine school.
But you’d have to spend time with people who go to USC, which…ehh.
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That is most admirable
rec’d
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Yes, this is me.
Michigan has one of the best Asian Studies programs in the country. I will not ever entertain the idea of getting my PhD there. Would rather go study Japanese at Mississippi State.
/least likely place to have a J-go program I could think of.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 8, 2012 1:10 AM EST up reply actions
Not especially.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 8, 2012 1:12 AM EST up reply actions
He's not particularly hidden.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
But Oregon's Pac-12 schedule last year was full of small victories
USC obviously excluded
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by The Assman 1 on Feb 8, 2012 12:52 AM EST up reply actions
oooh i found him!
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by willbechampions on Feb 8, 2012 12:47 AM EST up reply actions
The Peter Parker method?
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by The Assman 1 on Feb 8, 2012 12:42 AM EST up reply actions
naw they would go onto the next one. it was some ergonomics study that was tracking my eye movements or something
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by willbechampions on Feb 8, 2012 12:46 AM EST up reply actions
Did you eat too many pixie sticks again?
That sounds like something a grandfather would do to keep a kid quiet.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 8, 2012 12:53 AM EST up reply actions
more like willbechampions did threeve psych (and in this case, engineering) studies to get quick $$$ this summer
actually currently doing a clinical study as a healthy control. i have a job but extra money never hurts
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by willbechampions on Feb 8, 2012 12:55 AM EST up reply actions
Oh, clinical study people...
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
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Were you ever one of those people who had to wear a mask everywhere for the flu study?
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Nope, you just reminded me of my residency way back when.
I just knew a bunch of
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people in those studies.
very interesting ones in some
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welllll hopefully i'm truly healthy and normal...
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by willbechampions on Feb 8, 2012 1:15 AM EST up reply actions
Healthy yeah, normal meh,
That is just way easy to be.
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i uhhh had to wear a mask because i got the flu? haha
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by willbechampions on Feb 8, 2012 1:09 AM EST up reply actions
Well, that's more depressing, but not really what I was thinking.
I thought the “MFlu” study was fairly popular, where students (possibly just people who lived in the dorms) were told to wear a breathing mask as often as possible, and to keep track of when they did and didn’t wear it, so that professors could simulate how a flu epidemic might spread on campus or something along those lines. I think it paid a decent amount of money (which did not depend on the participant actually wearing the mask).
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
hmm maybe that was before i got here?
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by willbechampions on Feb 8, 2012 1:14 AM EST up reply actions
It was.
2006-07 was the first year of a two-year study (I’ll assume that the second was ‘07-’08.).
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i would've done this. and then hopefully not have gotten the flu.
and had to miss my midterm right before fall break. and miss that great delaware state game….HA
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by willbechampions on Feb 8, 2012 1:23 AM EST up reply actions
That sounds miserable.
I mean, luckily it was over fall break. But unfortunately, it was over fall break.
It evens out.
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i was just mad because i studied with that "terrible cold" for fucking ever and was ready for my exam
then i woke up and felt like i got hit by a train and went to UHS.
oh, and then i got mono by halloween. very very mild, didn’t miss any classes, but jesus. my immune system. i blame markley. totally markley’s fault.
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by willbechampions on Feb 8, 2012 1:29 AM EST up reply actions
Sounds like a fair assessment to me.
Cramming that many freshmen into tiny rooms in a cramped building has to be some sort of health violation.
(Not to mention that it’s really far from, like, everything.)
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
the make your own pizza redeems it
not enough to redeem the fact that i had a 11 × 12 room.
(yes, my roommate also got the flu)
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by willbechampions on Feb 8, 2012 1:35 AM EST up reply actions
Yes, but there would have been nothing stopping me from going up there, making a pizza, and returning to the luxuries of South Quad. (Except the part about it being far.)
And I didn’t understand how those rooms could fit two people, particularly without creative furniture arrangements.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I'm a super carrier
So I’m sure when the superflue comes around, I’ll just think I have the common cold and will kill thousands.
/emc bitten by monkey
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 8, 2012 1:14 AM EST up reply actions
UAV takes out emc's plane over Pacific with Hellfire missile
Day saved.
Yay KG!
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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 8, 2012 1:35 AM EST up reply actions
/tips hat
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 8, 2012 1:38 AM EST up reply actions
Well if that's the case, you might want to reconsider this USC thing...
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Oh yes, you will...
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 8, 2012 1:16 AM EST reply actions 3 recs
That's a very impressive animation job.
I imagine it’s pretty difficult to get the effect of the spider coming out from underneath the hamburger bun.
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Why, that's a really nice thing to say
Here’s a tiny giraffe just for you!
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 8, 2012 1:33 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
This is Lil Jon at a Montréal Canadiens game.
QUOI?!
C’EST VRAI!!
OUI!!
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