MUSCHAMP NEVER LEAVES A ROOM THE SAME WAY TWICE
You say "reconstruction and renovation," and we say that the world now knows what we've long suspected. Will Muschamp might walk into a room once through one door, but he ain't never leavin' through that same door again. Why? You ain't tellin' me what to do, door. That's why. Muschamp admires medieval Japanese homes for those paper walls. Easy replacin', affordable, and can sub as toilet paper in a pinch if you run low in the gruntin' corner one day.
We do love that retro logo. It is part of that 70s school of design that said "put big ideas into your images." See, UF is a world to itself, which is why it's round like a globe. It's also the key to unlocking your dreams, which explains the key shape to the toothy "F," and the bottle opener to the sweet booze of life, which is why the U turned sideways looks like a pocket beer liberator. The alligator represents our wild, untamed side, while the state shows the modern superstructures imposed on the state of nature.
Most importantly, the state of Florida in the logo also looks like a giant, flaccid penis hanging down from the alligator's crotch. There are no accidents in life, and we believe this since if there is a more fitting metaphor for the state of the Florida program than that of a reptile with erectile difficulties, we have not encountered it.
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"if there is a more fitting metaphor for the state of the Florida program than that of a reptile with erectile difficulties, we have not encountered it."
This explains Charlie’s “throw the football through the tire” drills during spring practice last year.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 6, 2012 3:10 PM EST reply actions
Charlie's more used to throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Feb 6, 2012 3:12 PM EST up reply actions
Charlie would say that's a waste of a good hot dog.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 6, 2012 3:15 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
OT: WILL MISS U, MONICA KAUFMAN/PEARSON
No one will ever top your head swag.

by Torgo's Executive Powder on Feb 6, 2012 3:11 PM EST reply actions
She doesn't shave her head anymore?
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions
I mean advertising the shaved head like I remember.
She never used to really wear wigs I think.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 3:49 PM EST up reply actions
is she retiring
that woman looks good for her age.
"if they're still paying, you're still winning."
-my dad
A lot of makeup is involved
That goes for every news person. If you see them up close, it looks kind of scary.
by Dawg from Canton on Feb 6, 2012 5:49 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah that's it.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 6:40 PM EST up reply actions
70's logo?
I’d just assumed that the University of Florida was established in 1990 at the same time as the football program.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Feb 6, 2012 3:18 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
No no, it had to exist in 1980.

by Torgo's Executive Powder on Feb 6, 2012 3:21 PM EST up reply actions
That's right UF fans. TROLLIN' YO PARENTS SO HARD.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Feb 6, 2012 3:21 PM EST up reply actions
My old boss was also a Gator grad, but during the 80s.
He hated UGA with a passion, but didn’t so much mind FSU.
I turn 30 this year — I hate FSU with a passion, but I don’t so much mind UGA.
Troll on, Torgo. Troll on.
That's some Betamax trolling.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Feb 6, 2012 3:33 PM EST up reply actions
Well, someone's never watched a Gatorade commercial
or you’d know that the Florida Gators were a football powerhouse after teams of scientists invented Gatorade, which powered them to victory.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 6, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, to an Orange Bowl victory!
Back when that, apparently, meant something.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Feb 6, 2012 3:29 PM EST up reply actions
People used to watch the Orange Bowl?
Next you’re going to tell me people didn’t pretend that the Big East and ACC played football.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 6, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions
Call me unimaginative...
… but when I was a kid, I could never figure out what the hell that thing was. (The UF logo, not Monica Kaufman/Pearson/Head Swag.) It didn’t help that this was before the era of high resolution images on TV and in the print media, but it always looked like some mutant alien waiter to me.
Sort of like the old Atlanta Hawks logo always looked to me like a reverse Pac-Man consuming a half-eaten dot. WHAT THE HELL DOES PAC MAN’S PARTIALLY DIGESTED FOODSTUFFS HAVE TO DO WITH THE ATLANTA HAWKS??

Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Feb 6, 2012 3:22 PM EST reply actions 17 recs
"Sort of like the old Atlanta Hawks logo always looked to me like a reverse Pac-Man consuming a half-eaten dot."
ARE YOU MY SUBCONSCIOUS?
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Feb 6, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions
If you saw this as anything other than Pac Man raise your hand
by ItsComplicated on Feb 6, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions
Well I technically thought it was a Hawk.
But I thought the mouth was facing to the left, and that the Hawk was very oddly shaped.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Feb 6, 2012 3:23 PM EST up reply actions
You ate a lot of paint chips as a child, didn't you?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 6, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions
I honestly just saw the hawk in that logo for the first time ever
it’s like a pac-man magic eye
same here
Come on, fhqwhgads. I see you jockin' me, tryin' to play like you NO me.
by PW and EDSBSMD on Feb 6, 2012 4:14 PM EST up reply actions
I saw the hawk in this one...
This is the first time I’ve heard the Pac-Man thing. Now Bowling Green’s Falcon Logo, I could never figure out why they had a cursive “G” on there helmet!
Now that I've read this
I can’t unsee it. It’s like finding the hidden arrow in the FedEx logo.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 6, 2012 3:23 PM EST up reply actions
Same here.
And this logo is elb, forever. That’s not an M.

by Albino Tornado on Feb 6, 2012 3:26 PM EST up reply actions 20 recs
You mean it was supposed to be an M?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 6, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions
I always assumed ELB was a French acronym for the Expos
Something like, “Expo de L’Montreal de baseballe”
by Ardbeg on Feb 6, 2012 3:41 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It stood for "Merde"
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Feb 6, 2012 4:00 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Shit always sounds better in French.
Yeah, probably.
by gth863x on Feb 6, 2012 4:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Especially if you're bowling.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 4:39 PM EST up reply actions
THANK YOU.
I spent my entire childhood trying to figure out what “elb” had to do with Montreal.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Feb 6, 2012 3:30 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Homage to the French Revolution
Egalite, Libertie, Fraternitie =
Equality
Liberty
Brotherhood
ELB.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I thought they were trying to be British, since they're Canuckian and all.
" ’ello."
(Though why they used an apple peel for the “el” defies explanation. Do apples even grow in Quebec?)
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
No, those were the Frenchy Canadians.
Which explains why that logo doesn’t make a lick lique of sense.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 6, 2012 3:32 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, well that explains it, then.
They were asserting the historical French claim to the island of Elba.
/or something
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
Or they're just really big fans of Stringer Bell.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Feb 6, 2012 3:35 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Or Luther.
Stringer Bell as a London cop = mind blown.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 6, 2012 3:37 PM EST up reply actions
I always thought it was a JB
And I never realized that the New Jersey Devils logo formed an NJ for a long, long while
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 6, 2012 5:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Related: anyone else NEVER notice the letters in this logo?

I didn’t, for about 20 years.
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by Ronnie D on Feb 6, 2012 5:06 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Huh
Nope, never noticed those before. Then again, I never really cared about the Brewers, either.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 6, 2012 5:07 PM EST up reply actions
Me either.
But I do remember thinking, as a kid, “Why would their logo just be a ball and glove? That’s like an NFL team using a football as their logo. Completely stupid.”
MEANWHILE…
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by Ronnie D on Feb 6, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Old Milwaukee?

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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 6, 2012 7:39 PM EST up reply actions
I had no trouble seeing the hawk in this
But that may be because I grew up with Georgia Southern’s “academic logo” being the primary logo…

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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 6, 2012 4:08 PM EST up reply actions
This
is the funniest piece I’ve read on here all year
by Hogtown Beatdown on Feb 6, 2012 3:24 PM EST reply actions
Aaaaand I just checked the username.
Would rec twice.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Feb 6, 2012 3:26 PM EST up reply actions 11 recs
I just rec'd your post once...
…because I couldn’t rec ’k00laid’s post twice.
My first 2 recs
I’m honored. BTW, if you like the username tie in, check the domain where the pic links back to.
Make that 27.
Also, thanks to you guys for being cool when I was there in Sept. That’s the first time I’ve been at an away game and haven’t had something thrown at me.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
I was at that game as well
y’all were very nice.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 6, 2012 6:53 PM EST up reply actions
I don't care what anyone says...
…I’ll always love that old UF logo.
My favorite, hands down
followed by Fighting Albert

I do not care for the current logo
Go Gators!
by 12-inch Idongivafuck Sandwich on Feb 6, 2012 4:04 PM EST up reply actions
I like all three
They’re all good, but for different reasons.
As long as we go for the two-tone version of the current logo. The all-dark-green Gator head is a stupid change.
His name was Nick Bloomfield.
Also Not You
by The Commenter Formerly Known as Not You on Feb 6, 2012 4:09 PM EST up reply actions
The Fat Albert iteration?
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 4:12 PM EST up reply actions
Awfully gloomy about the future of the Flarda Gata today, Swindle.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 6, 2012 3:38 PM EST reply actions
That bright blue glow over Gary
is from the chemical fires.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 6, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions
It's getting up to the upper 70's here in Gainesville today
I want that week and a half of winter we had back, damnit. STAY A WHILE!
I wish my trip to Alaska was longer :-(
His name was Nick Bloomfield.
Also Not You
by The Commenter Formerly Known as Not You on Feb 6, 2012 4:11 PM EST up reply actions
That logo looks a bit like Wes Byrum kicking a field goal.

by Board Certified Scrotologist on Feb 6, 2012 3:38 PM EST reply actions
It's better trolling if you mix it up
Use a Damon Duval pic once in a while
by ItsComplicated on Feb 6, 2012 4:03 PM EST up reply actions
He missed a game winning FG at UF.
He’s dead to me.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Feb 6, 2012 4:10 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, but I believe he's saying that because he lost it in 2002.
Even though he did win it in 2001.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 6, 2012 4:14 PM EST up reply actions
Ah ok
Still, 2001 was only time I recall Auburn fans storming field at JHS
by ItsComplicated on Feb 6, 2012 4:21 PM EST up reply actions
he didn't so much miss it as it was blocked...right in front of me
Hands down my favorite moment to see in person during my days at UF. As you’ll recall, Auburn ruined a then-perfect season on a windy night the season prior. This was supposed to be a chance at revenge, but it came down to a gimme chip shot that this Gator fan had all but conceded. Then, magically, it was blocked and the Swamp has seldom been louder.
Come on, fhqwhgads. I see you jockin' me, tryin' to play like you NO me.
by PW and EDSBSMD on Feb 6, 2012 4:20 PM EST up reply actions
2006 Cock Block
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 6, 2012 4:42 PM EST up reply actions
What happens if Muschamp and Euler meet at a bridge?
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 3:45 PM EST reply actions
ESPN Bracketology is objectively disordered.
Today’s update: Undefeated Murray State is a 6-seed playing New Mexico, with a second-round matchup against Florida if they win.
Meanwhile, shouldn’t-be-ranked 18-5 Louisville is also a 6-seed playing BYU, with a second-round game against UNLV if they win.
Lunardi is on crack.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 6, 2012 3:49 PM EST reply actions
Murray State isn't getting out of the first weekend. Write it down.
(like I know jack about college basketball, I went to Georgia).
Seriously, though, they’re a good team but their schedule is a pillow fight! Go find their horrible-white-college-spirit-rap on YouTube. The biggest thing they’ve got to talk shit about in the video is beating Vanderbilt. That’s just sad, right there.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Feb 6, 2012 4:39 PM EST up reply actions
and the Vandy game wasn't even this year.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Feb 6, 2012 4:39 PM EST up reply actions
As long as Creighton stays at 6 or higher, I'm happy
I do not want any part of a 1/2 in the second round.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 6, 2012 4:53 PM EST up reply actions
If Kansas managed to not choke
and ended up playing Missouri for the national title, I think both sides would collectively explode.
/still has 'Cuse as #1 overall seed
//nothing wrong with bracket, then…
Cuse's loss is not quality.
Gives UGA a transitive win over them.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 6:41 PM EST up reply actions
ND has more wins against ranked teams that OSU.
Not saying ND is great by ANY means but still.
@papaalphakilo
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by PAK on Feb 6, 2012 7:00 PM EST up reply actions
So lots of transitive wins over ranked opponents for UGA.
UGA for #1
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 7:02 PM EST up reply actions
My selfish thoughts on it are all positive.
The #4 in the bracket with the #1 that’s not Kentucky, Syracuse, or Ohio State? I’m happy with it. I haven’t seen Creighton this year so I don’t know whether that’s a bad matchup or not.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Id have
1s- UK, Syracuse, OSU, Mizzou (with Frank Haith!)
2s- UNC, Duke, Kansas, Baylor
3s. Michigan State, Florida, Georgetown, Indiana
4s- FSU, Wisconsin, UNLV, Michigan
Punting is winning.
I don't get it
Did everyone just ignore the shit Yahoo uncovered about Frank Haith? Because that’s how it feels.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 6, 2012 7:50 PM EST up reply actions
All of the stars on Mizzou (Pressey, Denmon, English, etc.) were already there before he got there, though
Punting is winning.
I know but it still feels... weird.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 6, 2012 7:58 PM EST up reply actions
The Nevin Shapiro thing?
Or something else?
It seems like anything involving basketball in the Shapiro scandal was an afterthought compared to the massive amount of sketchy football stuff containing a number of boldface names.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Out-athleting is not Michigan's area of expertise.
Unless Hardaway Jr. takes over the game, and he’s been kinda quiet lately (especially in the first halves of games).
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Michigan is also not very good at rebounding or scoring inside of 10 feet without a backcut.
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.
Yes, also this.
MSU played a hell of a defensive game. I’m sure every team that plays Michigan from here on out is going to be watching that and taking notes.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
UM is improving, but if the outside shots aren't falling, y'all are in trouble.
McGary should help next season.
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.
In the least shocking news ever
JFK had an affair with a girl named “Mimi.”
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
Next you'll tell me something crazy like JFK's brother Ted drank a lot
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 6, 2012 4:30 PM EST up reply actions
Old news....
Tressel has been known about this since at least 2009….

“Mimi” now and then.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
Sshhhhhh, Tressel was the Bag Man
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
Ah yes chesty Al
Looks like a strongman from the 50s
by ItsComplicated on Feb 6, 2012 4:01 PM EST up reply actions
The look on his face says "Oh shit where are my pants?!?"
So, overall, a good representative of life at UF.
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Feb 6, 2012 4:01 PM EST up reply actions 12 recs
Oh shit where are my pants
Then that must be Alberta.
/curses keyboard and sausage fingers
by Albino Tornado on Feb 6, 2012 4:06 PM EST up reply actions
"DON'T PUT THAT IN MY BU---NOOOOOO!"
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 6, 2012 5:08 PM EST up reply actions
Thank you for giving a voice
To that facial expression
I was over-served.
by BamaLewie on Feb 6, 2012 4:10 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
So apparently Axl Rose is 50 today
More like 50 stone, amirite?
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 6, 2012 4:27 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
Seems like it's been that long since he's been relevant.
Both ways.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
I really think Paula is about to beat the shit out of her guest
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 6, 2012 5:06 PM EST reply actions
yes
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 6, 2012 5:09 PM EST up reply actions
Has a different dialect
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 6, 2012 5:14 PM EST up reply actions
Non-forced y'alls?
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 6, 2012 5:15 PM EST up reply actions
Do you like stupid?
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 6, 2012 5:09 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
USC is # 1 for a myriad of reasons....to many to list right now.......
Hey ACS….I feel your pain….I remember the Pre-Pete-Carroll USC years.
I like seeing USC as the preseason #1.

Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 6, 2012 5:32 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Wrong-o.
Only your wins got vacated.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 6, 2012 5:35 PM EST up reply actions 12 recs
Actually, Tom Brady would say "tomahhhtoes"
And he too is wishing a certain loss could be vacated.
Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish
Then Gisele would say Tom's mispronunciation is really blamed on Noah Webster.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 6:16 PM EST up reply actions
You mean keepah
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 6:23 PM EST up reply actions
Internet woman snobs
say they would not hit that
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 6, 2012 6:24 PM EST up reply actions
Her barbs aimed at Wes Welkah
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 7:02 PM EST up reply actions
On the one hand, like any competitor, Brady is devastated by losing a championship.
On the other hand, all things considered, he doesn’t have a bad consolation prize.
I couldn't be happier to green this.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 6, 2012 7:07 PM EST up reply actions
How can LSU's recruiting class both "fall short of expectations" and be #3 in the country at the same time?
You would think Les Miles is on the hot seat or something.
The class was well below Lester Miles' expectations....he threw quite a hissy fit recently when he lost out on a 5-star QB to ND...
/5-star quarterback is huge bust
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 6, 2012 5:48 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
ISWYDT
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 6, 2012 5:51 PM EST up reply actions
I don't know why he's so mad
I thought he preferred recruiting his QBs from prisons.
by Dawg from Canton on Feb 6, 2012 5:54 PM EST up reply actions
He became very mad because he has finally figured out that he can't beat Bama with QBs that can just hand-off or run for a few yards and only get him to field goal kicking range
E-Reptile dysfunction?
1. Go to nearest bar.
2. Light something on fire.
3. Profit Cure your E-Reptile dysfunction
car backfired outside, awakening me from my nap.

To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 6, 2012 6:11 PM EST reply actions 8 recs
a gunshot?!?

To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 6, 2012 6:13 PM EST up reply actions 12 recs
Just for the Lawyertariat:

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Feb 6, 2012 6:16 PM EST reply actions 10 recs
Why do I look at "Magic 8-Ball" and think of Clemson's mascot on controlled substances?
Punting is winning.
No I don't need a seizure please.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 6:31 PM EST up reply actions
What do you mean?
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Its just a song about a little boy and his pet dragon
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 6, 2012 6:33 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Also proud to green this.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 6, 2012 7:08 PM EST up reply actions
Who needs sleep these days?
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Feb 6, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
Football season is really, really over.
I’m casting an eye at various bracketologies.
I'm going to say this once, rather than a million times. I fucking hate you, Peyton Siva.
Come on Uconn, heal Calhoun, beat Pitino.
God help us.
It only has to win once for us all to lose.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 7:08 PM EST up reply actions
But only if it's above a certain size.....
A dense projectile, 75m in diameter, at a steep impact angle would leave a crater about 1-1/2 miles in diameter, but 20 miles away the air blast would only equal a low Category 2 hurricane.
Try it yourself, here.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
I'll watch.
Need to make those wins look better.

¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 6, 2012 7:11 PM EST up reply actions
Like last year, that Uconn win is gonna set the stage for another DEEP tourney run for Mike Brey and the mighty Fighting Irish.
by Truffle Shuffle on Feb 6, 2012 7:15 PM EST up reply actions
No moar losing to Florida State plz.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 6, 2012 7:18 PM EST up reply actions
Of course they the first to announce this with their brand of speed.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 7:11 PM EST up reply actions
Note that this is not a plus-one
And that is a hyoooooge difference.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 6, 2012 7:12 PM EST up reply actions
would prefer this format, actually
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
How will the Southerners survive a trip to the harsh environments of the northern tundra wastelands?
Do RVs have enough insulation for sub-50 degree temperatures?
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.
As someone who nearly froze to death in Kansas City one weekend
No. No they do not.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 6, 2012 7:19 PM EST up reply actions
It would almost be worth having the entire B1G let Minnesota win just for the LULZ when SEC has to come play in Minny in January.
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.
by Spartan D on Feb 6, 2012 7:49 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Worth it.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
//Metrodome roof collapses during game
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.
//Kingdome says what's up?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions
"The Big Ten is open and curious."
(giggle)
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Reading about survivalism
In preparation for the show Doomsday Preppers
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Damn, the commentariat at Royals Review either have no humor at all or would fit in perfectly here
Almost makes the comments funnier than the actual article
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
The funniest part of that...
…is that a Royals blog actually has readers and commenters.
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.
Six a.m., wakin' up in the morning
Gotta be awake, gotta find some pants
Gotta have my coffee, gotta have more
Seein’ the fucking clock, gonna be late
Gotta get down the icy steps to the driveway
Gotta drive to work, I see the traffic (the traffic)
Freezin’ in the front seat
Backpack in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which road should I take?
It’s Monday, Monday
Gotta be sad on Monday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the work week, work week
It’s Monday, Monday
Fucking Powerpoint Monday
Everybody’s trying to survive the work week
Clickin’ and typin’, yeah!
Clickin’ and typin’, yeah!
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
etc
holy shit.

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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 6, 2012 7:22 PM EST reply actions 6 recs
That's some serious luck right there.
Have to wonder what happened once that actually happened.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 6, 2012 7:23 PM EST up reply actions
sorry about size
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 6, 2012 7:23 PM EST up reply actions
did Tom Brady place that bet?
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.
don't know
was emailed to me
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 6, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
It's a really dumb bet, though
For it to be anywhere near a smart play, there’d have to be a 1.5% chance of a safety, and by the Giants at that, being the first score. Which converts to the road team opening the scoring by recording a safety one out of every 66 or so games, or once every four weeks in the NFL. Which is absurd.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
For me to put a thousand dollars on something like that, I'd have to be so wealthy that winning $50k would excite me about as much as sneaking through the tail end of a yellow light.
50 to one odds are not really good odds for that bet.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Can't find it
Anyone remember the pic of someone’s slip where they bet $27,000 on (I think) Oklahoma, and lost?
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 6, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions
my boss was in Vegas for the game
he said the odds of a safety being the first score were 600-1, which seems more likely to me than 50-1.
Come on, fhqwhgads. I see you jockin' me, tryin' to play like you NO me.
by PW and EDSBSMD on Feb 7, 2012 8:43 AM EST up reply actions
Papa John's delivery guy tries to buzz in 50 times, finally someone else lets him in, then he rings my doorbell.
Wrong address. Who the hell orders Papa John’s when there’s a pizza place on like every single street corner?
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Because it's fucking FREE PIZZA DAY
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 6, 2012 7:32 PM EST up reply actions
Oh. Noted.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
You have made Jess a very happy...um...uh....

¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 6, 2012 7:36 PM EST up reply actions
2 medium 2 toppings for 12$
That’s some serious drankin grub.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 6, 2012 7:36 PM EST up reply actions
The troll is strong with this one
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 6, 2012 7:39 PM EST up reply actions
There are people here who actually like Wendy's, so not 100% sure is troll
/almost orders PapaJohn’s, as closest to sweet spot of cost + delivery speed + online ordering convenience + quality of pizza that I’ve been able to find. Local places too expensive and have minimum online orders greater than the cost of one pizza, Pizza Hut similar quality and slower, new Domino’s has too much garlic.
I like Wendy's
Of the big three though I’d put Burger King slightly above Wendy’s and both well above McDonald’s.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 6, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions
No
I ordered the baconator just to give wendy’s another chance and it was quite disappointing
Punting is winning.
Bacon in fast food is generally a bit of a fail
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 6, 2012 7:53 PM EST up reply actions
It is never crispy enough
Bojangles is my favorite fast food chain, then Arby’s, then Burger King….McDonalds is just bland and I dont care for anything other than their breakfast menu
Punting is winning.
UGH! Hate those things.
You can request they not include them though
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.
I never got my fuckin promo code!
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 6, 2012 7:47 PM EST up reply actions
oh well
lose weight grumble grumble
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 6, 2012 7:54 PM EST up reply actions
Wait - what?
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.
so,
you’re saying it would be better to watch something quite interesting?
by Amsterdam Admirals on Feb 6, 2012 7:39 PM EST up reply actions
The computer just killed all my Kerbalans for no good reason.
Perfect trip to the Mun. Safe landing. Takeoff. Return orbit. Two close passes to burn off speed in atmosphere. Pop chute at 13 km. Coming down on perfectly flat ground. Chute opens completely at about 500m as usual. Landing speed normal.
Module hits the ground and explodes, killing everyone.
HOW CAN A MODULE WITH NO FUEL EXPLODE? TELL ME THAT, HUH?
Poor bastards. Another victim of an evil computer.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 6, 2012 7:47 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
RIP, Kerbals.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 6, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions
So many BCS #3s share their pain.
Another victim of an evil computer.
by Narrow Right on Feb 6, 2012 7:55 PM EST up reply actions 10 recs
Rec'd for Auburn, 2004.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 6, 2012 7:56 PM EST up reply actions
rec'd for VT, 2007
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 6, 2012 7:56 PM EST up reply actions
Rec'd for Michigan, 2006.
Wait, that didn’t work out as planned.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
???
OSU-VT wouldn’t have been a rematch in 2007
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
LSU-VT
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 6, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions
LSU wouldn't have jumped OSU
The Buckeyes were the only team with 1 loss, they were going
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I really think that 2007 OSU team could've beaten VT or WVU or Mizzou in that Sugar Bowl
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
BUT BUT BUT COLT BRENNAN OVERCAME SO MUCH ADVERSITY!
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 6, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
With a home loss to South Carolina and getting blown out by Tennessee?
Meh.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Were you watching them at the end of the season when they probably were the best team out there?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, they really blew out Troy and Kentucky...
A bowl win over Hawaii isn’t enough for me to say anything about how good they were.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
You forgot Florida and Auburn blowouts.
And Georgia Tech
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions
They beat Florida by 12, and the game was closer than that for most of it.
Beating Auburn at home was a big win, true. Georgia Tech was nothing special in 2007, at 7-6. They also only beat Vandy by 3.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
All of which is not to say that I think Ohio State was playing better-
they were playing just as well as UGA, in my opinion, but LSU was much better at the end of that year.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Ther were also playing the best football at the end of the season along with arguably USCw.
Everyone at the end of the season dicktripped, and UGA was the only high-ranking team throughout the end of the season that didn’t. Unfortunately, the one game where we did have the dicktrip (USCe was only a 4 point loss, and it was a game we lost by kicking derp) was against a worse team that ended up having the tiebreaker.
LSU leapfrogged threeve spots due to playing in one more game than us, even though their regular season was pretty unspectacular. We were the odd team out that season.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions
That's an opinion...
UGA’s last 6 games were a 3 pt. win @ Vandy, a 12 pt. win in the Cocktail Party over a 4 loss UF, a 10 pt. home win over Troy, a 25 pt. home win over Auburn, an 11 pt. home win over Kentucky, and a 14 pt. win over Georgia Tech in Atlanta.
OSU’s last 6 were a 41 pt. home win over Kent St., a 20 pt. road win @PSU, a 21 pt. home win over Wisconsin, a 7 pt. loss at home against Illinois, and an 11 pt. win @ Michigan.
Both teams beat 3 teams that were ranked at the time(UGA’s were neutral vs. #9 UF, #19 Auburn, and #25 Kentucky; OSU’s were @ #25 PSU, #19 Wisconsin, and @ #23 Michigan).
LSU leapfrogged you guys because they won their conference and demolished a then top-5 team earlier in the season.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I was angrier that LSU got in
Especially since we now know that you apparently don’t have to win the conference title to go to the BCS championship (which was a major pitch at the time, I believe that Les Miles actually went on the air and said something to that effect in an effort to sway the vote.) UGA’s last loss was on October 6, after which LSU lost 2 games (Kentucky and Arkansas.) Georgia improved with every game from that point forward while LSU had several close calls and very few impressive wins. Almost every starter on Georgia’s offense that year ended up in the NFL, as well as a large portion of the defense. I wouldn’t be nearly as mad if the seasons of disappointment that followed didn’t happen, though.
by Dawg from Canton on Feb 6, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
If Kentucky doesn't miss a field goal, I'm convinced Georgia wins that national championship
Kentucky hits field goal, beats Tennessee, which then elevates y’all to win the East. It’s your loaded and improving Georgia team vs. an LSU team that was rife with injuries, and I think Georgia wins that one.
Sposed to be SEC
But they beat Auburn that year!
But then, in the waning days of the Tubby regime with Borges as OC, most anyone should have been able to beat Auburn if they had any offense.
/Wes Byrum gator chomp .gif
//Spencer bans AUTiger for life
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 6, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions
Could you imagine living in a world in which Boston College had won a national championship less than 5 years ago?
Punting is winning.
I would love it
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 6, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions
Lol no.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 6, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
/Eagles invited to join SEC
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Boston College beat Tennessee in the Sugar Bowl to win their last National Championship.
IN THE BEGINNING THERE WAS SUNSPHERE.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 6, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
Nope, nothing.
A perfect mission, perfect return, perfect landing. The computer just decided to kill them all. You’d have thought that lander fell all the way from the Mun the way it blew up.
I even had the return orbit passing directly over the launch site. I could see the blinking lights as I went by. I really thought I’d stuck the landing, and then the whole thing just went up.
Still pissed off…
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 6, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions
Kyle Kuric is just vile.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 6, 2012 8:05 PM EST reply actions
Just finished watching first season of Game of Thrones
The Lannisters are a bunch of weasely bastards, arent they?
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.
Well yes, but [SPOILERS] and then [SPOILERS] and then [SPOILERS] make [SPOILERS] seem [SPOILERS]
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
it's a sled
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 6, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions
Emily was sleeping with a dead body in her bed
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 6, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
This one I don't know.
And… I’m ok with that.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 6, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
I just referenced this story in an email not a half hour ago
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 6, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions
Kevin Costner was a Red too.
/no way out’d
by Albino Tornado on Feb 6, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions
Craig James (allegedly) left five dead.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 6, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Rose was thankful that Jack knew how to tread.
by Attie Hat on Feb 6, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Within the LAPD, apart from Kevin Spacey and Russell Crowe, corruption was spread.
Punting is winning.
HEY!
and that british dude
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Lubbock is also acceptable

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 6, 2012 8:10 PM EST reply actions 6 recs
Jersey one was first.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 6, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions
Clearly the number of people here who will stick up for New Jersey is legion
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 6, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions
Did you hear?
They’re making a Boston version of Jersey Shore, but with Massholes.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 6, 2012 8:16 PM EST up reply actions
I remember hearing about that a while back
Don’t think it ever got off the ground
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 6, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions
Well its off the ground now.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 6, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions
Want to be lazy without the stigma?
BAN SELF-SERVICE GAS STATIONS!
by Truffle Shuffle on Feb 6, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions
I'm cool with it.
Fuck getting out of my car in winter
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 6, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions
This confirms my suspicion that Texas is a sun-baked hellwaste.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 6, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
You seriously need to go to Fort Worth. Beautiful city.
Fuck Dallas so much.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 6, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
/gets lost in Stop Six
//asks for directions
///never seen again
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But Waco is cool.

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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 6, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Commentariat: advice?
I applied to a job basically on a whim and made the first round of cuts. The job had essentially no description whatsoever. I made the first rounds of cuts (i.e., I [will soon] have a bachelor’s degree) and got an email with more information. I’d have to complete a 5 month training program in Houston (paid). My concerns are:
-this doesn’t sound like a job I want to stick with for more than a few years before moving on to grad school
-sounds like I’d be working well over 40 hours a week
I’m going to keep working on the application, but I’d like to hear your thoughts on if this goes through and I get an offer.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 6, 2012 8:13 PM EST reply actions
It never hurts to have an offer
Go through with it, see what happens, and if you dont get it or decide not to take it, you’ll at least have had some practice at the interview process
I'd say take the offer, should it come to that.
If you’re not planning on going to grad school right away, you’ll need a job(duh). And working 50 or so a week isn’t much of a big deal, really, if you schedule it right.
Of course, I’d keep applying for other jobs, too- that way, if something you like better comes up, you can choose, and if nothing better does, then you can still have a job.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Potentially a good opportunity to learn some negotiating skills, as well.
See how high you can push the salary with the 50+ weeks.
Illusions - you haz them...
if you think most jobs won’t have you at 40+/wk. Don’t forget to factor in commute time, lunch time, etc. You’ll spend closer to 55/wk before they really start to work you.
You want a 40 hour week, move to a more civilized place like Europe (and get a Slingbox for your CFB).
Sorry to be the one to have to say it.
I average 40 hours a week
Only on rare occasions when all hell breaks loose do I need to put in more than 40.
Strict 40 here
Database development on contract to DoD. No overtime unless absolutely necessary.
Different career paths have different requirements. My clients are set up for so many hours per quarter, so it becomes a zero-sum game: work 60 hours in a week and you’ll be 20 short on that last week of the quarter (a simple example).
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 7, 2012 11:43 AM EST up reply actions
We're still early, because you don't have the offer in hand
but find out as much about the details as you can, if you can. By details, I mean, “go and spend a day at the place, and talk to similar employees. Ask what is good, and what sucks. See if they will answer you.”
Also, >40 hours is pretty standard these days.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
This really depends on whether you're exempt or not.
There’s some industries where the 3×12 is getting common for hourly folks. Which is crap, of course, but what can you do?
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yea, gotta cut out the overtime and benefits, mayne.
Seriously though, I’m exempt and the only times I can recall working approximately 40 hour weeks were before and during Christmas. That’s not even factoring in commute. 55-60 is normal for me…and I’d imagine most of the commentariat that are in exempt status are the same.
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 7, 2012 9:35 AM EST up reply actions
I'm exempt....
For eight months a year I average 45 a week, for three months year I average 55-60. The other month, I’m on vacation, one week at a time.
Back when I was non-exempt and worked field service, I’d do 6×10 nine months a year and take the other three off.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 7, 2012 10:03 AM EST up reply actions
I'd rather 3x12, or hell, 4x12
With a 3 day weekend.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
You know what I'd like?
2×20.
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I'm listening...
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
How about 5x12, 9 months a year?
I’m actively enjoying that right about now
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
WHY DO GERMANS HATE THE SOURCE OF CIVILIZATION AND DEMOCRACY
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
who doesn't?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
If I knew what that gif was of the guy about to say something but then not, I'd post it
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 6, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions
Go with /nathanfillionconfused.gif
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I liked the Greek translation most, this is true
because it sounds like the Greek guy I know.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
try mixing in a little vanilla, and dunking grapes/blueberries/strawberries/etc. in it
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
IT'S A WAMPUG

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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 6, 2012 8:18 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
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The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
click
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 6, 2012 8:19 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah
That’s a rat problem.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 6, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions
You do? Well...

/Doesn’t care, just wanted to post an Alot.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 6, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
CROATOAN
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 6, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions
no,
unlike the indians, pampas/wampugs can’t be tamed and herded by smallpox and addiction.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 6, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions
What we all were thinking...

my stash o' gifs
www.tigernet.com
by Orangebowl81 on Feb 6, 2012 8:30 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
Crowd shots of the Louisville fans confirm that Old South was correct.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 6, 2012 8:33 PM EST reply actions
All the linebeards?
ALL THE LINEBEARDS.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 6, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions
Holy christ
WHAT THE FUCK UCONN?
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 6, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions
Uconn used Shabazzfense.
Uconn is confused.
Uconn hurt itself in the confusion.
by Truffle Shuffle on Feb 6, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions
Your mother was a hamster
And your father smelt of elderberries.
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I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Jim Calhoun could kill a walk on on the court as an example
has a nice side effect of freeing up a schollie
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
How do you think he hurt his back?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 6, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions
Carrying stacks of books for Kemba?
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 6, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions
Kemba doesn't read
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 6, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions
Can't is different from doesn't.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 6, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
helping Thabeet with his Real Analysis homework
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Well, I'm glad he has a marketable skill, because so far the whole being tall thing isn't quite enough for him.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
hey, aren't the Grizzlies still paying him?
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Houston.
He’s played four games, which is four more than I thought.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
poor Daryl
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
I liked it better when Hasheem was in Memphis - that way they had centers from Spain, Tanzania and Iran.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Karma's a bitch.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 6, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions
Excellent

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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 6, 2012 8:36 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Size?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 6, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
Bigger?
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 6, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
THIS IS LIKE VERY MUCH
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
And now the announcers are openly mocking UConn for not, you know, trying.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 6, 2012 8:39 PM EST reply actions
Good. This ain't little league.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 6, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions
And stunningly, Notre Dame is on the verge of the top 25 with a bunch of fairly talentless hacks
Punting is winning.
SOON. UNLESS WE GET BILLY DONOVAN.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
For what, Duke?
They’ll hire one of K’s acolytes and the program will fuck up
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 6, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions
that would be Brey
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
And he'll bring them to heights of mediocrity
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 6, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions
like Boeheim?
I’d take a title every twenty years or so
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
That's not mediocrity
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 6, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions
to me, that's mediocre
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
So is Lute Olsen mediocre?
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 6, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions
Kinda, yeah.
Underachieved with the program he had, then stayed past his expiration date.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 6, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions
he made more than one final four
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Boeheim, totally only made one
Not like he’s the most consistent coach in the country.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 6, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
If consistently losing in the second round of the NCAA tournament is what you want, sure
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
20 win seasons since the beginning of time
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 6, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions
If he wants to ingore Kieth Smart and a bunch of scrubs losing to an NBA team...
… that’s fine with me.
that's what I said
Kieth Smart was 1987; John Wallace (a marginal pro at best) was the best guy on the 1996 team that lost to a Kentucky team that was seriously loaded — and we were in the game until Wallace fouled out.
76 - 67
in regulation. No OT in final game.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 6, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
If ND ever gave Brey a level playing field he might really put a run together
The second fiddle status of the basketball program is awful. If you ever want a laugh, come see the basketball practice “facilities”
"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Feb 6, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions
And if you wonder why Kentucky can't compete in football in the SEC
visit the football practice “facilities.”
Same problem in reverse.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 6, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
Never fear, Duke fans!
Dr. Kevin White will surely find the very best coach for Duke basketball!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Kevin White and Steve Pederson in the CAGE OF DEATH
who emerges victorious?
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 6, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions
My guess is K is going to hire the next coach
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
That never works out badly.
/whistles past graveyard
by Albino Tornado on Feb 6, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
Well,
isn’t that cause He Who Must Not Be Named screwed things up?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I'm just thinking of the last few legendary coaches who promoted longtime assistants
and how well that worked out for them.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 6, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
Jeff Capel is available.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 6, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
he would be an assistant at Duke, believe it or not
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Failing upward?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 6, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
I'm guessing so
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
maybe Davidson would have a chance!
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
If it is it's from the first weekend
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 6, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions
Why does Brey look as though he harnesses the power of mind control?
And also, Im sure leonard Hamilton would love to see him in the tourny again
Punting is winning.
irony: when a Maryland fan makes fun of another team for being on the verge of the top 25 with a bunch of talentless hacks
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
It's funnier when we get serious and realize he's an FSU fan
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 6, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions
ok that's at least a moderately talented team with a good coach though.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Nik Lidstrom was just called for a penalty.
The refs must not be aware of the edict that says he is allowed to do whatever he wants.
It's right there after the rule that states anyone who gets hit by Sidney Crosby from behind gets a 5 minute major
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
As well it should be.
Have to protect their assets. Unlike in the 90s, when they decided it was okay to maul their stars and make the game unwatchable.
Robo-Lidstrom will determine the appropriate course of action and dispose of the referee with typical Swedish workmanlike precision.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
All in all, this feels like Thabeet's first year.
If only NBA execs weren’t going to throw millions at a raw Andre Drummond and then complain about the lack of skilled big men.
/drafts Daniel Orton in the first round
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 6, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions
/Sulinger averages 17 and 10 his rookie year
//and every year after
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
/Fab Melo, fringe lottery pick
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 6, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
that I don't get.... should be in the top ten easy, right?
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
No
He’s still raw, lotta potential, but raw as fuck.
But fuck, he can leave all he wants if we get DC2 and Noel.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 6, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions
no matter how good they are on paper
do not want to rely entirely on freshmen big guys and Christmas.
Noel is Garnett 2.0
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 6, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
FTFY
Anthony Davis Noel is Garnett 2.0
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 6, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
Not at all
Offensive game isn’t as polished.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 6, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
There are so many big men this year.
Drummond, KU’s Robinson, Griner……
by Truffle Shuffle on Feb 6, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
What you did there. I see it.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 6, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions
Griner> Drummond
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
/grabs guitar
“I gave my love a cherry…….that had no stone…….I gave my love a chicken………that had no ….”
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 6, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
/smashes guitar
//informs lucas that his guitar is broken
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Feb 6, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
What channel?
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.
Bill Simmons now knows just a little of what it's like to be an Iowa State fan.
Granted, it’s after his team lost the Super Bowl, but any humility from him is something.
Never assume you will win, never feel safe, never feel confident, never send a “We got this!” text, never take anything for granted, never pose for a picture late in the fourth quarter, always expect the worst while rooting for the best.
ITS SO HAHD BEING A BAWHSTON FAN
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 6, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
A friend of mine who is a Redskins fan has turned into a Pats sympathizer
This is a problem. I need the Redskins to stop sucking before I have to stop being friends with him.
Well,
that would require Dan Snyder to sell the team or die. So I don’t see that happening very soon.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
...

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
at least he knows what winning feels like
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Now if only you had a college.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 6, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
He does have Drew Brees and Texas high School football
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
I think there are going to be 7 QBs on the roster at ______ next year.
Shit you not. And knowing what happens, 6 of them will see the field. One will blow their knee out before the season starts.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
Lynch and Nix will injure another.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
DE-TROIT SUCKS! DE-TROIT SUCKS!
/checks standings
//furk
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Hurricanes are not good.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Everybody else will catch back up.
Jimmy’s on the shelf for a few weeks. It’s the Conk and Mac Show!
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
Evenin'
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 6, 2012 9:05 PM EST reply actions
SOON
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 6, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
So. Good morning.
Vicodin plz.
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Who is more jaded and cynical?
Illusions, Michael or Sir Morse?
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 6, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
I've had my moments
but I’m overall okay
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 6, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions
He meant Elvis Presley auto-rec.
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So if we threw a Robbie Williams auto-rec
we’d have to clean bits of your brain off your monitor?
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Well, at least my troll was a RESPECTABLE one.
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too few to mention.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 6, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
Bamathrasher
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I kinda think I should be offended
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WUT
Don’t judge me.
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does it have the dude from the Dead Zone in it?
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
It isn't awful
but if it doesn’t move from procedural to interesting pretty soon, it’s also going to be “no longer on my DVR”.
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hey, fringe took a couple of seasons to warm up
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
He blows stuff up better than anyone.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 6, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
apparently in order for that Disney fantasy movie to be successful it has to gross hundreds of millions
GOODBYE TIM RIGGIN’S ACTING CAREER, IT WAS NICE KNOWING YOU
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Pirates of the Carribean V
The Quest for More Money
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 6, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I liked Johnny Depp when he was in "Platoon"
It won Best Picture. You’ve probably never seen it.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 6, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions
I LOVED YOU IN WALL STREET!

Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 6, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Shame, given what it was based on
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 6, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions
Avatar?
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I don't want to wall of text this
But the quick bullets are: it’s based on Edgar Rice Burroughs’ FIRST novel, a book without which we might never have heard of Ray Bradbury, Arthur Clarke, or Carl Sagan (they all specifically credited having read the book as kids for their interest in space).
So despite any snarky comments which might be made about cheesy pulp sci-fi, it’s a pretty damned important book, culturally. And yet nobody seems to be able to make a non-shitty film version of it. (The one I mention below was a decent adapt, but it wasn’t a faithful one.)
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word on the street is that it needs to make a shit ton of money like Return of the Jedi inflation adjusted money
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
I see no way in hell that happens.
I don’t even see it making Revenge of the Nerds 2 money.
Free at last!
Wikipedia says a $250 million budget
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 6, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions
holy sweet god
I hope someone is fired. It wont make back 5M
Even the kids I know said the preview looked dumb
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Too soon.
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by alexanderkotov on Feb 6, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions
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1997?
Yeah, it’s probably not too soon.
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by alexanderkotov on Feb 6, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions
Oh for fuck's sake.
It’s only the biggest cinematic bomb ever.
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Ishtar?
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Actually Water World is probably more apt.
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Waterworld turned a $90M profit -- just off US box.
No, seriously.
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What the fuck?
Who paid to see that shit? I felt like I got screwed when I watched a few minutes of it on HBO.
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by alexanderkotov on Feb 6, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
I think I'm going to have to disagree with your detective work
Waterworld had a domestic gross of around $88, and a budget of at least $175. Worldwide gross (US and international territories) was $264 and the revenue split between the studio and the exhibitors would not have allowed Universal to recoup its production costs (let alone what they must have spent on prints and advertising). Universal may have run into the black after video and TV, though.
Wait. Why do I care about this again? Oh, right. It’s better than Employment Discrimination Law.
Okay, the $264M was the number I found
but was misreported as US box.
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Heaven's Gate lost more money in real dollars
and more money as a percentage of budget.
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I saw that
It was laughably bad
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 6, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions
Also to destroy Eddie Murphy.
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by alexanderkotov on Feb 6, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions
It's fun to watch old Eddie Murphy standup from the 80s
and wonder, “When did you stop being funny Eddie?”
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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 6, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions
See: Professor, The Nutty
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by The Assman 1 on Feb 6, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions
Same for Robin Williams
and Bob Sag-OH WAIT JK HE WAS NEVER FUNNY LOL
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by alexanderkotov on Feb 6, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions
was his last standup not that good?
Live on broadway was… awesome
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Live on Broadway is one of the funniest specials ever.
The follow up was far, far, far removed from that.
Free at last!
Dan Akyroyd remains underrated because he realized just when his style wasnt funny anymore and got out while the getting was good
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by The Assman 1 on Feb 6, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions
Uhm....not sure I agree
Blues Brothers 2000
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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 6, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Touche
But thats about it…He hasnt been in threeve shitty movies like Murphy and others
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by The Assman 1 on Feb 6, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions
THIS
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 6, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions
Everybody has a bomb sometime.
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wait, that was a sequel to something?
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Red Relatives 1998
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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 6, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions
I like how you wrapped around the visible spectrum
Orange acquantinces 1997 I suppose
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True enough
On the other hand, Pluto Nash wasn’t a director’s followup to The friggin’ Deer Hunter, either.
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And Also:
The tragedy of it all is that Heaven’s Gate wasn’t a bad movie, really. It was too damned long, yes, but the reason it was a bomb was because post-production and re-shoots took forever, and the studio actually sabotaged itself in the press.
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Town and Country was up there
Almost put New Line out of business (again!).
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by Burrito Electrico on Feb 6, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions
they put out some winners in their time, though
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
I know can spel well
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 7, 2012 9:47 AM EST up reply actions
Woah, That cast list is crazy
Christopher Walken
Jeff Bridges
Sam Waterston
Mickey Roarke
Willem Dafoe?
John Hood
How did this thing manage to flop so hard
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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 6, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions
take a look at the cast list of Thin Red Line of PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T EVEN MAKE THE FINAL CUT
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YOU AND ME BABY
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by alexanderkotov on Feb 6, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions
I was totally thinking about the cult.
The movie was like ten years before I was born.
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by alexanderkotov on Feb 6, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions
Also I wonder what The Room cost.
I’m assuming jack shit but it’s hard to beat that rate of terrible.
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by alexanderkotov on Feb 6, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions
this is why there are so many SAW movies
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I think Wiseau paid more money than the final product implies.
Then running around claiming he made it purposely bad as an intentional comedy.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions
I became a fan of the Facebook page
assuming it was a joke, and then realized that no, its probably serious. Sometimes it seems like he’s unaware of the fact that the only reason anyone watches the movie is to make fun of it/play drinking games.
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by alexanderkotov on Feb 6, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions
HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE MARK
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by alexanderkotov on Feb 6, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
/30 Years' War Joke
//someone’s great*10 grand-pappy got killed in it
///TOO SOON GUYZ
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 6, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions
/Cain and Abel story
TOO SOON
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by alexanderkotov on Feb 6, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
Enough about my sex life...:(
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 6, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
something something something nanoseconds
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by Irishjugg on Feb 6, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
something something better than Pitino
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by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
something somethink Planck Time
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
TEAM WALLENSTEIN
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/Makes malaria joke about Cavour that relates to unification
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by The Assman 1 on Feb 6, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
I was about to say that NDNation would not take the shout-out to Gustavus kindly
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 6, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions
Plan
/Join ND Nation under screenname “Gustavus Adolphus” or “Cardinal Richeliu”
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by The Assman 1 on Feb 6, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
Were Cromwell and Trevelyan taken?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
or Henry of Navarre?
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Erasmus of Rotterdam
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 6, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions
Joe Schad is reporting a new "humanist" craze sweeping Christendom
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Joe Schad reports
some unsavory allegations involving Vlad III of Wallachia and 5 hookers 20,000 heads on stakes.
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by alexanderkotov on Feb 6, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions
That would be too obvious
Not as many would realize who Adolphus was
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by The Assman 1 on Feb 6, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions
or Munroe
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Ooooh.
Cromwell hivemind.
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/Both Irishmen spit
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 6, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions
Gabriel Bethlen
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by alexanderkotov on Feb 6, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions
apparently the reshoots will take it up over 300M
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They just get NBC to waste it for them.
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Im trying really really hard to come up with a response for this
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
he roots for a team that just extended Mack Brown six years and still pays Rick Barnes and Auggie Guarrido
you don’t need one.
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Barnes I'll accept, but
Garrido? Seriously? There’s a problem with winning the CWS every 2-3 years?
Free at last!
/bunts
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///at Fullerton maybe
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2 titles at UT, plus 2 runners-up.
Easy to make fun of the bunting, but the man gets results.
Free at last!
and ruining prospects' arms, don't forget
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/mdwm
Notice you never hear CFB coaches of running their RBs into the ground, but it sure as hell happens.
Free at last!
Erm, our coaches have a combined winning percentage of maybe .700
His, er, kinda not so much.
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 6, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
I'm pretty sure I could make it to Omaha as the head coach at Texas,
given the natural talent advantages UT has.
My loyal heart avows no other.
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This is probably true of CSF as well
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Fullerton at least has to recruit against other teams in the area,
but yeah.
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Tickets are reasonably priced, I hear!
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by Burrito Electrico on Feb 6, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions
And the climate advantage.
And the $Texas advantage.
by Narrow Right on Feb 6, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, those too
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That and we've been a big player in college baseball
Since basically the incepton of college baseball.
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by Burrito Electrico on Feb 6, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
I don't know what they're thinking, seriously.
It’s a well-known property which has been adapted in other forms numerous times — worse, a fresh comic adaptation came out just last year. People already know the story, and when people already know the story, you have to give them a reason to come see the movie.
So, they give us… Tim Riggins?
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Tim Riggins and a green screen.
It looks super fake. Which is too bad because the director is supposed to be kind of awesome.
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Shir, I completely forgot: worse WORSE
it was just adapted for screen three years ago and never even made it to theaters. Of course, the fact that it starred Antonio Sabato Jr. and Traci Lords didn’t help.
(But it was actually a decent adaptation for all that, believe it or not.)
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IMBD or Wikipedia
Princess of Mars.
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rough night, huh.
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hey! great news! Mack Brown just named Jay Paterno as coach in waiting! he'll take over in 2020 when Mack retires.
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and it's not like you didn't see those episodes of I dream of Genie when they aired originally
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You don't understand.
As it’s currently constituted, this show is a procedural with an unexplicated twist.
Which makes it the functional equivalent of L&O:SVU.
It is nowhere near as GOOD as L&O:SVU.
Do the math.
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No.
That’s not til March.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Really...it seems like it has always been in February
#mozzarellasicksandwich2012
Punting is winning.
February's reign continues.
But there is Justified tomorrow.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions
I actually think I like the NBA better than the MLB now
At least Eastern Conference NBA…I cant stand watching western conference teams other than the Lakers and Clippers for whatever reason…They seem to just blend in together as one mediocre blob
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Getout.gif
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions
NBA is getting a bad rap
People still look at it the same way they did in the mid-2000’s, when it was barely tolerable. If you ask them if they’ve seen any games recently, some will say yes and still dislike it, but most people will say no but still reject any possibility of it being any good.
The talent level and quality of play has improved dramatically.
Sposed to be SEC
and premier league
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GOOGLE MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU HAS IT?
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by alexanderkotov on Feb 6, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions
I don't know, but no, it's not spidery
This place has gone batshit crazy with the spider thing.
Acknowledging the existence of politics or religion is fine. It’s certainly a lot better than the “well I don’t mean to get all spidery but [ALL LIBERALS/CONSERVATIVES] ARE STOOPID” stuff that people somehow think is ok.
Sposed to be SEC
I didn't consider it spidery.
I just considered it “something a quick google search (which would have taken less time than asking the question here) would answer”, and that’s one of MY pet peeves.
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I haz an intramural win
No longer leading the league in fouls per minute, sadly. Only 1 call tonight and it was BULLSHIT
0-2 free throws on the season
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OH DAVIDSON YOU ARE THE BEST COLLEGE IN THE EAST OR WEST
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we need to move to the SEC. We can take Kentucky's place. We even have the Mumme kid coaching. No one will notice.
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Shush
If Joker doesn’t pan out we’re totally still Mumme Jr.
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Stealing
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What bullshit that you didn't get enough fouls or the foul was bullshit?
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions
my team is still undefeated and we plan on staying that way!
/lost in the FUCKING FINALS to undergrads,
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no, at Duke
soccer A league
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Competition is pretty legit here at UK
lotta athletes and former small town heroes. Although that’s pretty much our team excluding me.
All the fraternity teams have a coach in a coat and tie or suit every game.
Sposed to be SEC
We drew last week with the team we'll see in the final
three guys from the UCLA semifinal team a couple of years ago. That was fun. got up to a big lead but lost it when one of their guys turned it on.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Check this shit otu.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
Like Hellbeast crazy?
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 6, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions
HAH!
good luck man, in all sincerity.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
I missed something
But I’m going to guess things didn’t work out, and now you’re glad they didn’t.
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Excessive woe-is-me bitching and moaning seemed, you know, excessive.
I mean, I can’t ever say I’m glad things didn’t work out, because by definition working out is good.
But it is good that things stopped where they did.
Up top, bro.
Avoiding teh crazee >>> being stuck with it.
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Sounds like story time!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Ahhh, well, yeah.
Hope the next one that comes along ends up better!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I wish they all just had color-coded indicators.
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Play mind games with her.
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 6, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
NO, you will lose.
She’s experienced at crazy
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
what what
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by alexanderkotov on Feb 6, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions
.

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Two kinds of men have played this game
They who ran, and they who rue not running when they had the chance.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
You've forgotten those who were once the second, escaped via miracle, and ended up the first.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Tried that once, ended up the latter.
Had a later opportunity arise with a different girl and ran screaming. The wise men learn from mistakes.
What's the line about wrestling with a pig?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
No, she's even more incompetent at adult than I am, and that would be a real dick move.
Maybe we’ll cook more delicious things and go for more runs, or maybe she’ll stay grumpy and looking to find offense. Either way, I feel reasonably decent about who I’ve been.
Dammit Phil
somebody forgot to ask him
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
NBC has a new series called "Smahs"
It appears to be the “watch someones life work out beter than yours did” show
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
Again, Over/Under 7 weeks till it's cancelled
Because it’s NBC and low over/unders are by default
Twitter: RyanMcD29
there is always another writer that gre up under powerlines out there
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
They have had this fucking problem since... well, shit, since Homicide.
They cancel a show that has low ratings, but does have an actual devoted fanbase, and invariably the replacement does WORSE.
They need to comprehend when they have a good show pulling low ratings, and use their Friday/Saturday rerun trick to help boost.
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/Wonders what happened to Friday Night Lights
At least that got to four (I think) seasons
Five.
But it only got the last three because DirecTV got involved and agreed to help defray production costs in return for first-run rights. Every episode of FNL on NBC after season two was technically a rerun.
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Whitney is still running strong
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 6, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions
What about "strong distaste?"
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 6, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions
Actual jokes (and found out that the former was an episode arc on A.V. club when morbid curiosity took over):
Silent Treatment: Punishment or reward?
Whoever invented morning sex forgot about morning breath.
My knowledge of these two jokes comes from the threeve bus stop posters in NYC and Hoboken.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, really?
Never did see a preview. AV club confirms my suspicions of its quality I think.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions
ugh.. does anyone know when the show is actually on
I could get drunk and try to sit through a whole episode or something
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
Wednesday I think I've heard?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions
They mercifully stopped running ads during football and hockey
So I’m not so sure thank goodness
It’s part of the NBC Power Hour™ with Chelsea Handler as Chelsea Handler’s sister, though!
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oh jesus
there is literally no way I would be capable of completing that power hour
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
All the bourbon perhaps?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions
I would need to power hour bourbon for the preceding hour to have a chance
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
Thing is I would enjoy that first power hour I think.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions
I've noticed that the ads for Chelsea
are now sort of pointedly pushing Laura Prepon to the front, to the extent that the combined ads for Whitney and Chelsea close with a shot of Whitney and Laura, not Whitney and Chelsea.
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the Chicago ripoff looks sort of promising
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
it's 10 at night and you're hung over?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
yesterday was... interesting
and its not that bad anymore, but, the buzzer, she is loud
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
I don't know what subprime dating reality show is on right now but my housemate is watching it and it is making me want to move to canada
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
what is the premise?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I dunno. I went to my room. wanted to go out there to practice guitar, but I guess not.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Bentley makes scooters now?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
You can take the Dawg out of Athens
but you can’t take the Athens out of the Dawg.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Is Stanford entering the Fulmer Cup?
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
charges.... they gotta press charges.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
My favorite part of the article
was the self-serving second half, where we discuss how tough Stanford is about disciplining people who behave badly by giving three examples.
Example 1: Something Stanford had no control over, since the NCAA declared Lopez ineligible. As soon as he was eligible again in the eyes of the NCAA, he returned to the lineup.
Example 2: Player did not miss a single game.
Example 3: Women’s basketball, so nobody cares.
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Example 3: not a sport, so irrelevant
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Shoddy reporting from a student paper?
I am shocked, sir, shocked!
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 6, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions
I guess they're now
(puts on sunglasses)
out of Luck.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 6, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
The Voice's 18-49 Rating is Best Post-Super Bowl Telecast Since 2006
16.3 rating. Nice move to put The Voice after the Super Bowl, NBC.
it helps that the competitors are all pretty good
but the judges…..whooof
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
If you think about the concept of the show
the judges are actually a pretty good selection in terms of the “coaching” aspect: you’ve got a pop diva, a country guy, a queefcore guy, and Cee-Lo.
But their charisma as a panel is about 1/1000th that of Idol’s.
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Yeah
- 1, 2 rated show still (Big Bang Theory is tied with the American Idol Thursday show at # 2)
It's watched largely in the south, I believe
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Hell, I don't know.
I was referring to the old days.
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Maroon 5 is queefcore now?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
You have a better term?
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Brown noise
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
I was entertained last night.
It’s not appointment viewing, but it’s not a show I’ll change the channel on just because it’s on, I’ll give it that.
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LOL U OLD.
Who turns on the TV and just flips channels anymore, especially in prime time? It’s all about the DVR.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
I don't.
However, a lot of the time I will just turn it on for background noise if I either have nothing unwatched on the DVR or I’m too busy to really pay attention, or sometimes I just leave it on a channel after watching something specific. In that case, if something obnoxious comes on, I’ll flip channels just to get away from it.
The Voice isn’t obnoxious enough to cause that.
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I'm waitiing for her to tearfully educate us on the plight of the palmetto bug.
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id donate if it had slayer in the background instead
I like irony
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Duke-North Carolina is so important
that ESPN has to break it out into its own category on the ticker instead of lumped in with the other scores.
I think my eyes rolled so hard at this you could hear them.
by Narrow Right on Feb 6, 2012 10:49 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
HEARING EYES????THAT SHITS CRAZY YO

Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 6, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
funny how they didn't do this for their self-proclaimed "biggest rivalry in the country"
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
They did the same thing during CFB season for "big" games that they were touting.
The republic survived.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
anyone ever heard of pinterest?
what the fuck is it?
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 6, 2012 10:50 PM EST reply actions
I keep seeing stuff come up on it thelast two days or so
no idea what it is
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
I thought that was 'we heart it'
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I'm sorry but I don't agree.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 6, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
It's a ring by spring thing
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
y'all realize you're making me go investigate right?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 6, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
the gf just got on pinterest
she seems to like it
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Feb 6, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
my sister told me this morning
that she loves my gf’s pinterest. I was all, lolwut
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 6, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
This
Although it isn’t quite the “OMG, weddingweddingwedding” thing that LJ makes it out to be- like all tools, it’s been used by people for different purposes, but that’s not it’s stated goal or anything…
More like an internet corkboard, where you can organize things, apparently.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
It looks great for those girls in college who liked to scrap book.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 6, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
/seizure
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THINK ABOUT WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO
DO YOU KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE IN SORORITY AND HAVE NO DESIRE TO MAKE CUTESY SHIT?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 6, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
You lie. Those scrapbooks have to be somewhere.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
I have photo books.
As in those large books where you just stick pictures under contact paper. that’s as good as it gets with me.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 6, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
Imagine what scrapbooking must be like
for a girl who is so socially inept and unlikeable that she has near-complete friend turnover every three months or so.
Now, imagine watching said girl get pissy and emotional and take her frustrations out on said scrapbooks.
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I bet that could lead to an unhealthy fascination with shitty drivers
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
better than taking them out on you?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 6, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
You say that like that doesn't happen.
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i mean she doesn't use fun shaped scissors on YOU does she?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 6, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
He redaction of scrapbooks doesn't involve sharp objects.
More tearing and rending.
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/chloeneverheardfromagain
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 6, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
I'm sure AHF's gf is a loverly lady. She sure seems to be. But those are not my people.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 6, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
My GF uses it too-
but she uses it more for recipe storage and “ooh, I’ll buy these if they’re still made when I have money”
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
You said the word I don't know.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 6, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
Recipe, or money?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
that first one.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 6, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
I don't eat cereal
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 6, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
Ahhh,
yeah, she likes to bake, and she gets ideas here. Meanwhile, she hates when I cook, because “hmmm, this looks right/tastes right” is how I do things- it generally works pretty well, but infuriates her because we can’t recreate exactly these things.
/in before “lol, cottage cheese, ketchup, pineapple” jokes….
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
baking i follow those instructions on only because baking powder/soda/yeast are things you don't want to fuck up
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 6, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
I just don't bake, and leave it to her-
works out great for both of us!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
How did I just miss news on SA's millionaire matchmaker?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 6, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
I didn't know millionaire matchmaker was a real job...
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Apparently
wondering if i could get a hook up
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 6, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions
the GF made Mini Corn Muffins with Hotdogs inside for yesterday
They were mini corndog muffins. they didnt see the light of day…
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"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Feb 6, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
Mmmmm
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
a what now?
is that an expression, or just fancy alliteration?
by Narrow Right on Feb 6, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
ring by spring= mrs. degree
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
another ND tradition
see also: you could probably walk across the pavement outside the grotto, and always be stepping on where someone proposed to his girlfriend.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
4th Floor, BP
can’t remember room number. Give me a break, I’d just flown 20 hours from Korea.
I started at 221.6. I'm now 214.2. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 6, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
i forgot to tell you kudos on your achievement the other day!
which UNL Prof were you working with?
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Feb 6, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions
Dr. Peter Bleed?
Great name for a guy who does research on ancient Japanese weapons.
We’ll see how things go, but I’m excited.
I started at 221.6. I'm now 214.2. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 6, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
Still happily married, yeah?
You could’ve asked her on the damn tarmac, in that case.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I ambushed her.
She though I was going to Japan for leave. I had even sent her flowers, delivered that morning, to say “I’ll be thinking of you while in Japan, have fun at the dance you’re going to tonight”.
She didn’t realize that the “friend from out of town” another friend was recruiting her to be a platonic date for was me. It was anything but platonic.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 6, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
Not too shabby :-P
I still like the blanx’s story….
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
was that shared tonight?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 6, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
Ooh what's that story?
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 6, 2012 11:25 PM EST up reply actions
The blanx gets down on one knee,
Mrs. blanx says, “What the fuck are you doing?”
The blanx responds, “what the fuck do you think I’m doing?!”
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Nice.
Not a proposal in Japanese, but certainly colloquial.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 6, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
There was no other way.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
girl stuff
something something wedding shit something
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Heard of, yes. Have any use for in real life, no.
It’s another entry into the “oversharing” category of social media – which, come to think of it, is kind of redundant.
by Narrow Right on Feb 6, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
apparently it's stumbleupon for women
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Feb 6, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
wtf is stumbleupon?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 6, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO POST VIDEOS TO FACEBOOK?
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Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Feb 6, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
I want to see it.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 6, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
It's pretty hard to fuck up Dr. Seuss.
Unless you’re Jim Carrey trying too hard.
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I dont hear a single rhyme in the preview
and the Lorax is a wonderful piece. I am nervous
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
Uh,
no it ain’t.
/mikemyerscatinthehat
/hortonhearsawho
"Ain't no tuition for having no ambition." -Brandon Carswell
THERE WAS NO LIVE ACTION CAT IN THE HAT MOVIE. YOU HEAR ME? THAT NEVER HAPPENED.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
This. This right here.
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man this has been a weird day
enough coincidences that I need a drink
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
Or Mike Myers.
regardless of level of effort.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 6, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
you broke it?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 6, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
Old South, February.
February, Old South.
I’m sure you’ll get along wonderfully. Now play nice!
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#winning
Just taught cat valuable lesson: chasing the mouse pointer is fruitless.
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For that, he will kill you in your sleep.
by Narrow Right on Feb 6, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
Nah, he just figured out that it's not a "real thing" and therefore he can't catch it and kill it.
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like your hopes and dreams?
/fucking cats man
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
my cat just came down from his catnip high
girlfriend spilled a bit on the carpet, and all of a sudden, he thought he was going through bat country
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Feb 6, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
OH SHIT MY CAT
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 6, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
jesus, she wrapped up her damn cat...

Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Feb 6, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
I've semi adopted a feral cat for the winter
don’t let it inside, but I feed it and give it a warmed up towel for it to sleep on.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 6, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
you're so fucked
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 6, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
just bring the damn thing inside
its going to end up that way anyways.
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Feb 6, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
I don't understand why?
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 6, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
Feeding a cat.
It’ll never go away.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
ahh, damn.
well I move out in May. joke’s on you, sucka!
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 6, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
Now you have a dependent cat on your conscience.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
P-P-PPlease Sir! its C-C-C-Cold out here!!

Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Feb 6, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions
can't see photo?
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 6, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
We used to call people that we didn't really like, who tried to hang around our group,
“stray cats” – can’t give them the least bit of contact, or they’ll never leave you alone.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
that cat will outlast your children in your house. srsly. you'll send em off to college and that cat will still be there
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Over/Under on days before said cat is sleeping in I,M's bed?
Opening line: 11
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over. I give it until march
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 6, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
it's still afraid of people
won’t let any of us near it.
Also, I don’t want to buy kitty litter or any of that shit.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 6, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
just get the litter you can flush
thats what i use, its pretty nice, in terms of scooping another animals shit goes
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Feb 6, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
ill go 16 days
Brace yourselves,
Kitty is coming
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Feb 6, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
yeah, ISWYDT
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 6, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
...

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 11:04 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
Needs more "wet the bed until he was 10".
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it's funny how different this was from my brother and I
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
lolwut?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 6, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
we weren't like this kid at all
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
so you didn't cry at the end of Marley and Me?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 6, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
never saw the movie.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
I liked the book.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
No beating a hoes ass either?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 6, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
HAH no.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
You really haven't lived then.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 6, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
havent seen it
knows ending
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Feb 6, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
/Texas scores two touchdowns
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I mean... Rick Barnes is involved. Is this really in doubt?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
*snicker*
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 6, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
/sees Acie Law on flashback
//sees Billy Gillispie
///has far more disturbing flashbacks
Sposed to be SEC
Just like when the Grand Dukes tried to kill Rasputin.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
using the words Kennedy and Execution in the same sentence
you chose….poorly
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Feb 6, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions
Poor choice of words surrounding the Kennedys?
how shocking.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
It could just be something faulty with my fun processing stuff...
But I’ve been researching about the NYC subway for the past 90 minutes or so, and the only thing that it happening is I find something else to read about.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 11:12 PM EST reply actions
Congratulations, you have been WIkipedia'd.
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by jonfmorse on Feb 6, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
No. Reading about unused tunnels on nycsubway.org and watching documentaries about people living in the tunnels back in the '80s/'90s
I usually don’t fall into wiki until about one thirty.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
Did any of them have a strange pink goo?
by Narrow Right on Feb 6, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
Not yet.
Or at least the kind I’m thinking of.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions
I wrote an article about this for the school paper once
postulating that there was psychomagnotheric slime under the dining hall, turning everyone who entered into an asshole.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 6, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
ghostbusters 2 came out after 2009?
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 6, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions
So you admit to plagarizing that piece of monkey crap?
by Albino Tornado on Feb 6, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
simply the borrowing of ideas, sirrah.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 6, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions
It was an homage, damnit.
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That's what Bartlett said about FDR's mail number
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
"Your love, keeps liftin' me higher...."
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
You don't have to be on Wikipedia to be WIkipedia'd.
The verb just means “I went to look up the track list for a Dokken album and 39 hours later I have managed to link-click all the way from that to a treatise on the Kievan Rus.”
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Ah....
Well, I had the intention of reading about unused subway tunnels if that changes things.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions
And if it's more than 72 hours
It’s being tvtroped.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 6, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions
DAMN YOU
NOW I WANT A DRINK CHEKHOV’S GUN
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Home, sweet home!
Tired as fuck!
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
glad you made it safely!
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 6, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions
Thanks, me too
Not looking forward to seeing patients tomorrow
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לכאלה הולכים שבאה
Meanwhile in Piscataway
http://evolution.nfl.com/#/american-football-debuts
HEY FRANCESA! THIS IS A DISGRACE! RUTGERS PLAYED PRINCETON, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND! WE WON THAT GAME FOR GOD’S SAKES!
Francesa: Yeah, well, yah wasting my time… Nobady caees about Rutgaz… It’s the day aftah the Giants win the Supah Bowl, and you bring that up. Coming up next, pitchas and catchas is only weeks away, we got the latest on the Yanks heah on da FAN
Twitter: RyanMcD29
BUT. BUT. RUTGERS has a huge fanbase
Fran should not try to upset the Notre Dame of the East Coast
NPR says the minimum winter temperature in central Kentucky is 5 degees higher than it used to be
making the raising of peach and pecan trees now feasible.
I haz a deep south.
Sposed to be SEC
You think that's bad
It’s fucking February and I’m seriously considering laying in peppers already.
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It's been unseasonably warm here as well
Which is awesome compared to the last 2 winters, which were awful
Sposed to be SEC
Three weeks ago
we went an entire calendar week without the temperature dipping below 44.
The only thing stopping me is the psychologically-induced certainty that we’re going to have to end up with a five-day long blizzard in March.
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This winter brought to you by the La Nina phase of the ENSO
The El Nino – Southern Oscillation.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 6, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions
You mean SNOE?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions
OSN(ud)E
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 11:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
And it may cause the worse drought in Iowa since 1988.
That’s bad.
by Narrow Right on Feb 6, 2012 11:46 PM EST up reply actions
La Nina usually provides moisture for the midwest.
It’s the El Nino that dries the area out. In general.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 6, 2012 11:49 PM EST up reply actions
!?!?!?!?

¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 6, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The temperatures and lack of shoveling have been nice . . .
. . . but we’re already being advised around here to expect zillions more bugs than usual this summer because the warmer ground temperatures mean many more larva will survive the winter.
USDA also just reclassified the DC metro area into a more “southern” growing zone for plant recommendations.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
We're under a foot and a half of snow on the season.
I walked home with my winter jacket over my shoulder.
How's your precip, though?
Are you low on that, or just on snowpack?
We’ve been VERY wet here in the DC area. If it had been snow instead of rain we’d have some real cover. No nor’easters yet, though.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 7, 2012 11:46 AM EST up reply actions
Holy shit, Bubbaprog was on Olbermann tonight.
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I didn't read Olbermann's obituary, so it's not that good of news.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 6, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions
I was looking for a Bubbaprog image, but didn't see one
Was he the other guy doing the interview with Olb?
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 6, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions
/dumbfounded
Yes.
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Thats bubbaprog? Tim Burke?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 7, 2012 12:12 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah.
Not even a secret or anything.
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Just nod if you can hear me
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/Nods
//fights GDI
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Is there anybody home?
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 7, 2012 12:02 AM EST up reply actions
Come on, now.
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Roger Waters is playing The Wall in Wrigley this June.
I hate that man.
I demand that he take my money.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 7, 2012 12:05 AM EST up reply actions
I'll see your Wrigley
and raise you that show @ The Hollywood Bowl.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I don't know why he bothers.
After performing it ON THE BERLIN WALL, doing it again anywhere else seems rather pointless.
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In my defense
it’s probably my last chance to see any living member of Pink Floyd perform.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 7, 2012 12:07 AM EST up reply actions
Oh, I can never fault anyone for going to see it.
I just don’t see why HE bothers, is all.
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Need a hand?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Feb 7, 2012 12:03 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
If you could lend me an arm that'd be great
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 7, 2012 12:07 AM EST up reply actions
Rick Allen says he knows that feel bro.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 7, 2012 12:07 AM EST up reply actions
/Attempts to high five James Franco
//Fails
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 7, 2012 12:09 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Here but nobody seems to be posting.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 7, 2012 12:02 AM EST up reply actions
After the recent server issues, I never know if that's because no one's here or because there's just ranch everywhere again.
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off to shout at some dragons
Heavy Armor Khajiit? heres me giving no fucks absolutely

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by alex henery's foot on Feb 7, 2012 12:12 AM EST reply actions
Top trolling tonight in OKC

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by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 7, 2012 12:13 AM EST reply actions 2 recs
Spencer Hawes' outfit before a game against Oklahoma City.

Top notch.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
by Tremendous on Feb 7, 2012 12:15 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Wonderful, but probably would have been even better without the Space Needle tie.
Subtle troll is impressive troll.
How bout a starbucks logo to go along with it?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 7, 2012 12:22 AM EST up reply actions
Picture of the Kingdome graphic Tee
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 7, 2012 12:23 AM EST up reply actions
Birthday card that only plays Nirvana
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 7, 2012 12:33 AM EST up reply actions
Obscure band shirt and earlobe plugs
by ArmyTiger on Feb 7, 2012 12:39 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Not much is going on in Seattle this time of year...Is there?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 7, 2012 12:43 AM EST up reply actions
Well there aren't any NBA games in February there.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 7, 2012 12:45 AM EST up reply actions
Metaphorically speaking I assume?
Since the NBA isn’t there?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 7, 2012 12:49 AM EST up reply actions
Metaphorical sunlight + seattle = LOL
Ken Griffey Jr. volunteered to move to Cincinnati to get out of Seattle
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 7, 2012 12:54 AM EST up reply actions
A diorama filled with disaffected protestor inaction figures.
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Eddie Vedder holding ticketmaster-issued concert tickets.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 7, 2012 12:38 AM EST up reply actions
Game was in Portland
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