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MUSCHAMP NEVER LEAVES A ROOM THE SAME WAY TWICE

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You say "reconstruction and renovation," and we say that the world now knows what we've long suspected. Will Muschamp might walk into a room once through one door, but he ain't never leavin' through that same door again. Why? You ain't tellin' me what to do, door. That's why. Muschamp admires medieval Japanese homes for those paper walls. Easy replacin', affordable, and can sub as toilet paper in a pinch if you run low in the gruntin' corner one day.

We do love that retro logo. It is part of that 70s school of design that said "put big ideas into your images." See, UF is a world to itself, which is why it's round like a globe. It's also the key to unlocking your dreams, which explains the key shape to the toothy "F," and the bottle opener to the sweet booze of life, which is why the U turned sideways looks like a pocket beer liberator. The alligator represents our wild, untamed side, while the state shows the modern superstructures imposed on the state of nature.

Most importantly, the state of Florida in the logo also looks like a giant, flaccid penis hanging down from the alligator's crotch. There are no accidents in life, and we believe this since if there is a more fitting metaphor for the state of the Florida program than that of a reptile with erectile difficulties, we have not encountered it.

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She doesn't shave her head anymore?

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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I mean advertising the shaved head like I remember.

She never used to really wear wigs I think.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 3:49 PM EST up reply actions  

is she retiring

that woman looks good for her age.

"if they're still paying, you're still winning."
-my dad

by whiskey_soup on Feb 6, 2012 5:00 PM EST up reply actions  

A lot of makeup is involved

That goes for every news person. If you see them up close, it looks kind of scary.

by Dawg from Canton on Feb 6, 2012 5:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah that's it.

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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 6:40 PM EST up reply actions  

70's logo?

I’d just assumed that the University of Florida was established in 1990 at the same time as the football program.

Witty phrase.

by The Ugas Departed on Feb 6, 2012 3:18 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Well, someone's never watched a Gatorade commercial

or you’d know that the Florida Gators were a football powerhouse after teams of scientists invented Gatorade, which powered them to victory.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 6, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, to an Orange Bowl victory!

Back when that, apparently, meant something.

Witty phrase.

by The Ugas Departed on Feb 6, 2012 3:29 PM EST up reply actions  

People used to watch the Orange Bowl?

Next you’re going to tell me people didn’t pretend that the Big East and ACC played football.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 6, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I saw the hawk in this one...

This is the first time I’ve heard the Pac-Man thing. Now Bowling Green’s Falcon Logo, I could never figure out why they had a cursive “G” on there helmet!

by hjkl on Feb 6, 2012 5:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Now that I've read this

I can’t unsee it. It’s like finding the hidden arrow in the FedEx logo.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 6, 2012 3:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep.

Montreal Expos Baseball.

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Feb 6, 2012 3:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I always assumed ELB was a French acronym for the Expos

Something like, “Expo de L’Montreal de baseballe”

by Ardbeg on Feb 6, 2012 3:41 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

It stood for "Merde"

A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.

by LoneStarHoosier on Feb 6, 2012 4:00 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Especially if you're bowling.

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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 4:39 PM EST up reply actions  

THANK YOU.

I spent my entire childhood trying to figure out what “elb” had to do with Montreal.

Witty phrase.

by The Ugas Departed on Feb 6, 2012 3:30 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Homage to the French Revolution

Egalite, Libertie, Fraternitie =

Equality
Liberty
Brotherhood

ELB.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Feb 6, 2012 6:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought they were trying to be British, since they're Canuckian and all.

" ’ello."

(Though why they used an apple peel for the “el” defies explanation. Do apples even grow in Quebec?)

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Go Dawgs!

by vineyarddawg on Feb 6, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

No, those were the Frenchy Canadians.

Which explains why that logo doesn’t make a lick lique of sense.

by Albino Tornado on Feb 6, 2012 3:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, well that explains it, then.

They were asserting the historical French claim to the island of Elba.

/or something

Editor, Dawg Sports.

Go Dawgs!

by vineyarddawg on Feb 6, 2012 3:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I always thought it was a JB

And I never realized that the New Jersey Devils logo formed an NJ for a long, long while

Punting is winning.

by The Assman 1 on Feb 6, 2012 5:04 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Related: anyone else NEVER notice the letters in this logo?


I didn’t, for about 20 years.

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by Ronnie D on Feb 6, 2012 5:06 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Huh

Nope, never noticed those before. Then again, I never really cared about the Brewers, either.

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 6, 2012 5:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Me either.

But I do remember thinking, as a kid, “Why would their logo just be a ball and glove? That’s like an NFL team using a football as their logo. Completely stupid.”

MEANWHILE…

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by Ronnie D on Feb 6, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I love the old Milwaukee logo

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by 49er16 on Feb 6, 2012 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Old Milwaukee?

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 6, 2012 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I had no trouble seeing the hawk in this

But that may be because I grew up with Georgia Southern’s “academic logo” being the primary logo…

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 6, 2012 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

logo = sickness

"if they're still paying, you're still winning."
-my dad

by whiskey_soup on Feb 6, 2012 5:01 PM EST up reply actions  

This

is the funniest piece I’ve read on here all year

by Hogtown Beatdown on Feb 6, 2012 3:24 PM EST reply actions  

I just rec'd your post once...

…because I couldn’t rec ’k00laid’s post twice.

by thehakujin on Feb 6, 2012 3:28 PM EST up reply actions  

My first 2 recs

I’m honored. BTW, if you like the username tie in, check the domain where the pic links back to.

by k00laid on Feb 6, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Make that 27.

Also, thanks to you guys for being cool when I was there in Sept. That’s the first time I’ve been at an away game and haven’t had something thrown at me.

Future events such as these will affect you in the future...

by OHokie on Feb 6, 2012 4:09 PM EST up reply actions  

awesomesuace

"if they're still paying, you're still winning."
-my dad

by whiskey_soup on Feb 6, 2012 5:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't care what anyone says...

…I’ll always love that old UF logo.

by thehakujin on Feb 6, 2012 3:28 PM EST reply actions  

My favorite, hands down

followed by Fighting Albert

I do not care for the current logo

Go Gators!

by 12-inch Idongivafuck Sandwich on Feb 6, 2012 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I like all three

They’re all good, but for different reasons.

As long as we go for the two-tone version of the current logo. The all-dark-green Gator head is a stupid change.

His name was Nick Bloomfield.
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by The Commenter Formerly Known as Not You on Feb 6, 2012 4:09 PM EST up reply actions  

The Fat Albert iteration?

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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 4:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, but I believe he's saying that because he lost it in 2002.

Even though he did win it in 2001.

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 6, 2012 4:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Ah ok

Still, 2001 was only time I recall Auburn fans storming field at JHS

by ItsComplicated on Feb 6, 2012 4:21 PM EST up reply actions  

he didn't so much miss it as it was blocked...right in front of me

Hands down my favorite moment to see in person during my days at UF. As you’ll recall, Auburn ruined a then-perfect season on a windy night the season prior. This was supposed to be a chance at revenge, but it came down to a gimme chip shot that this Gator fan had all but conceded. Then, magically, it was blocked and the Swamp has seldom been louder.

Come on, fhqwhgads. I see you jockin' me, tryin' to play like you NO me.

by PW and EDSBSMD on Feb 6, 2012 4:20 PM EST up reply actions  

2006 Cock Block

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Feb 6, 2012 4:42 PM EST up reply actions  

What happens if Muschamp and Euler meet at a bridge?

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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 3:45 PM EST reply actions  

ESPN Bracketology is objectively disordered.

Today’s update: Undefeated Murray State is a 6-seed playing New Mexico, with a second-round matchup against Florida if they win.

Meanwhile, shouldn’t-be-ranked 18-5 Louisville is also a 6-seed playing BYU, with a second-round game against UNLV if they win.

Lunardi is on crack.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 6, 2012 3:49 PM EST reply actions  

Murray State isn't getting out of the first weekend. Write it down.

(like I know jack about college basketball, I went to Georgia).

Seriously, though, they’re a good team but their schedule is a pillow fight! Go find their horrible-white-college-spirit-rap on YouTube. The biggest thing they’ve got to talk shit about in the video is beating Vanderbilt. That’s just sad, right there.

Witty phrase.

by The Ugas Departed on Feb 6, 2012 4:39 PM EST up reply actions  

As long as Creighton stays at 6 or higher, I'm happy

I do not want any part of a 1/2 in the second round.

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by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 6, 2012 4:53 PM EST up reply actions  

If Kansas managed to not choke

and ended up playing Missouri for the national title, I think both sides would collectively explode.

by Narrow Right on Feb 6, 2012 5:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Cuse's loss is not quality.

Gives UGA a transitive win over them.

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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 6:41 PM EST up reply actions  

ND has more wins against ranked teams that OSU.

Not saying ND is great by ANY means but still.

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by PAK on Feb 6, 2012 7:00 PM EST up reply actions  

So lots of transitive wins over ranked opponents for UGA.

UGA for #1

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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 7:02 PM EST up reply actions  

My selfish thoughts on it are all positive.

The #4 in the bracket with the #1 that’s not Kentucky, Syracuse, or Ohio State? I’m happy with it. I haven’t seen Creighton this year so I don’t know whether that’s a bad matchup or not.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 6, 2012 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Id have

1s- UK, Syracuse, OSU, Mizzou (with Frank Haith!)
2s- UNC, Duke, Kansas, Baylor
3s. Michigan State, Florida, Georgetown, Indiana
4s- FSU, Wisconsin, UNLV, Michigan

Punting is winning.

by The Assman 1 on Feb 6, 2012 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't get it

Did everyone just ignore the shit Yahoo uncovered about Frank Haith? Because that’s how it feels.

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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 6, 2012 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

The Nevin Shapiro thing?

Or something else?

It seems like anything involving basketball in the Shapiro scandal was an afterthought compared to the massive amount of sketchy football stuff containing a number of boldface names.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 6, 2012 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Out-athleting is not Michigan's area of expertise.

Unless Hardaway Jr. takes over the game, and he’s been kinda quiet lately (especially in the first halves of games).

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 6, 2012 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Michigan is also not very good at rebounding or scoring inside of 10 feet without a backcut.

Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.

by Spartan D on Feb 6, 2012 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, also this.

MSU played a hell of a defensive game. I’m sure every team that plays Michigan from here on out is going to be watching that and taking notes.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 6, 2012 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

UM is improving, but if the outside shots aren't falling, y'all are in trouble.

McGary should help next season.

Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.

by Spartan D on Feb 6, 2012 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

In the least shocking news ever

JFK had an affair with a girl named “Mimi.”

"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"

by DrewRusse on Feb 6, 2012 3:50 PM EST reply actions  

Old news....

Tressel has been known about this since at least 2009….

“Mimi” now and then.

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 6, 2012 4:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Sshhhhhh, Tressel was the Bag Man

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 7, 2012 9:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Always thought this was a cool UF logo


the newer one looks like it was made for a bumper sticker

by TadAllagash on Feb 6, 2012 3:59 PM EST reply actions  

Ah yes chesty Al

Looks like a strongman from the 50s

by ItsComplicated on Feb 6, 2012 4:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh shit where are my pants

Then that must be Alberta.

/curses keyboard and sausage fingers

by Albino Tornado on Feb 6, 2012 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

"DON'T PUT THAT IN MY BU---NOOOOOO!"

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 6, 2012 5:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Thank you for giving a voice

To that facial expression

I was over-served.

by BamaLewie on Feb 6, 2012 4:10 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

So apparently Axl Rose is 50 today

More like 50 stone, amirite?

Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.

by Burrito Electrico on Feb 6, 2012 4:27 PM EST reply actions   3 recs

Seems like it's been that long since he's been relevant.

Both ways.

Future events such as these will affect you in the future...

by OHokie on Feb 6, 2012 4:31 PM EST up reply actions  

USC is # 1 for a myriad of reasons....to many to list right now.......

Hey ACS….I feel your pain….I remember the Pre-Pete-Carroll USC years.

by SKLM on Feb 6, 2012 5:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Actually, Tom Brady would say "tomahhhtoes"

And he too is wishing a certain loss could be vacated.

Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish

by cmill126 on Feb 6, 2012 5:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Then Gisele would say Tom's mispronunciation is really blamed on Noah Webster.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 6:16 PM EST up reply actions  

You mean keepah

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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Her barbs aimed at Wes Welkah

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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 7:02 PM EST up reply actions  

On the one hand, like any competitor, Brady is devastated by losing a championship.

On the other hand, all things considered, he doesn’t have a bad consolation prize.

by Narrow Right on Feb 6, 2012 6:29 PM EST up reply actions  

E-Reptile dysfunction?

1. Go to nearest bar.
2. Light something on fire.
3. Profit Cure your E-Reptile dysfunction

by DenverGregg on Feb 6, 2012 6:01 PM EST reply actions  

No I don't need a seizure please.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 6:31 PM EST up reply actions  

What do you mean?

Its just a song about a little boy and his pet dragon

Punting is winning.

by The Assman 1 on Feb 6, 2012 6:33 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

Football season is really, really over.

I’m casting an eye at various bracketologies.

by Narrow Right on Feb 6, 2012 6:53 PM EST reply actions  

It only has to win once for us all to lose.

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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

But only if it's above a certain size.....

A dense projectile, 75m in diameter, at a steep impact angle would leave a crater about 1-1/2 miles in diameter, but 20 miles away the air blast would only equal a low Category 2 hurricane.

Try it yourself, here.

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 7, 2012 9:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Of course they the first to announce this with their brand of speed.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

would prefer this format, actually

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by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

How will the Southerners survive a trip to the harsh environments of the northern tundra wastelands?

Do RVs have enough insulation for sub-50 degree temperatures?

Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.

by Spartan D on Feb 6, 2012 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

It would almost be worth having the entire B1G let Minnesota win just for the LULZ when SEC has to come play in Minny in January.

Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.

by Spartan D on Feb 6, 2012 7:49 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Worth it.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 6, 2012 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

//Metrodome roof collapses during game

Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.

by Spartan D on Feb 6, 2012 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

//Kingdome says what's up?

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

"The Big Ten is open and curious."

(giggle)

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 6, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Reading about survivalism

In preparation for the show Doomsday Preppers

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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 6, 2012 7:15 PM EST reply actions  

The funniest part of that...

…is that a Royals blog actually has readers and commenters.

Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.

by Spartan D on Feb 6, 2012 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Six a.m., wakin' up in the morning

Gotta be awake, gotta find some pants
Gotta have my coffee, gotta have more
Seein’ the fucking clock, gonna be late
Gotta get down the icy steps to the driveway
Gotta drive to work, I see the traffic (the traffic)

Freezin’ in the front seat
Backpack in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which road should I take?

It’s Monday, Monday
Gotta be sad on Monday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the work week, work week
It’s Monday, Monday
Fucking Powerpoint Monday
Everybody’s trying to survive the work week

Clickin’ and typin’, yeah!
Clickin’ and typin’, yeah!
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

etc

by Erik T on Feb 6, 2012 7:19 PM EST reply actions  

That's some serious luck right there.

Have to wonder what happened once that actually happened.

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 6, 2012 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
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WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Feb 6, 2012 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

did Tom Brady place that bet?

Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.

by Spartan D on Feb 6, 2012 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

whos is it?

He who rides a tiger cannot dismount

by Irishjugg on Feb 6, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

It's a really dumb bet, though

For it to be anywhere near a smart play, there’d have to be a 1.5% chance of a safety, and by the Giants at that, being the first score. Which converts to the road team opening the scoring by recording a safety one out of every 66 or so games, or once every four weeks in the NFL. Which is absurd.

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by saxattack29 on Feb 6, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

50 to one odds are not really good odds for that bet.

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by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Can't find it

Anyone remember the pic of someone’s slip where they bet $27,000 on (I think) Oklahoma, and lost?

Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.

by Burrito Electrico on Feb 6, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

my boss was in Vegas for the game

he said the odds of a safety being the first score were 600-1, which seems more likely to me than 50-1.

Come on, fhqwhgads. I see you jockin' me, tryin' to play like you NO me.

by PW and EDSBSMD on Feb 7, 2012 8:43 AM EST up reply actions  

Papa John's delivery guy tries to buzz in 50 times, finally someone else lets him in, then he rings my doorbell.

Wrong address. Who the hell orders Papa John’s when there’s a pizza place on like every single street corner?

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 6, 2012 7:29 PM EST reply actions  

Oh. Noted.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 6, 2012 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Dominos has now surpassed Papa Johns

I never thought Id say that

Punting is winning.

by The Assman 1 on Feb 6, 2012 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

There are people here who actually like Wendy's, so not 100% sure is troll

/almost orders PapaJohn’s, as closest to sweet spot of cost + delivery speed + online ordering convenience + quality of pizza that I’ve been able to find. Local places too expensive and have minimum online orders greater than the cost of one pizza, Pizza Hut similar quality and slower, new Domino’s has too much garlic.

by drothgery on Feb 6, 2012 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I like Wendy's

Of the big three though I’d put Burger King slightly above Wendy’s and both well above McDonald’s.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 6, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

No

I ordered the baconator just to give wendy’s another chance and it was quite disappointing

Punting is winning.

by The Assman 1 on Feb 6, 2012 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

It is never crispy enough

Bojangles is my favorite fast food chain, then Arby’s, then Burger King….McDonalds is just bland and I dont care for anything other than their breakfast menu

Punting is winning.

by The Assman 1 on Feb 6, 2012 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

UGH! Hate those things.

You can request they not include them though

Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.

by Spartan D on Feb 6, 2012 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait - what?

Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.

by Spartan D on Feb 6, 2012 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

The computer just killed all my Kerbalans for no good reason.

Perfect trip to the Mun. Safe landing. Takeoff. Return orbit. Two close passes to burn off speed in atmosphere. Pop chute at 13 km. Coming down on perfectly flat ground. Chute opens completely at about 500m as usual. Landing speed normal.

Module hits the ground and explodes, killing everyone.

HOW CAN A MODULE WITH NO FUEL EXPLODE? TELL ME THAT, HUH?

Poor bastards. Another victim of an evil computer.

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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 6, 2012 7:47 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

RIP, Kerbals.

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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 6, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Rec'd for Auburn, 2004.

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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 6, 2012 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Rec'd for Michigan, 2006.

Wait, that didn’t work out as planned.

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by Tremendous on Feb 6, 2012 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

They weren't victims of the computer

They were victims of ESPN still being anti-rematch back then.

by ElRocco337 on Feb 6, 2012 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

???

OSU-VT wouldn’t have been a rematch in 2007

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by MikeLew on Feb 6, 2012 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

LSU wouldn't have jumped OSU

The Buckeyes were the only team with 1 loss, they were going

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by MikeLew on Feb 6, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I really think that 2007 OSU team could've beaten VT or WVU or Mizzou in that Sugar Bowl

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by MikeLew on Feb 6, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

With a home loss to South Carolina and getting blown out by Tennessee?

Meh.

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by MikeLew on Feb 6, 2012 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Were you watching them at the end of the season when they probably were the best team out there?

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, they really blew out Troy and Kentucky...

A bowl win over Hawaii isn’t enough for me to say anything about how good they were.

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by MikeLew on Feb 6, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

You forgot Florida and Auburn blowouts.

And Georgia Tech

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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

They beat Florida by 12, and the game was closer than that for most of it.

Beating Auburn at home was a big win, true. Georgia Tech was nothing special in 2007, at 7-6. They also only beat Vandy by 3.

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by MikeLew on Feb 6, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

All of which is not to say that I think Ohio State was playing better-

they were playing just as well as UGA, in my opinion, but LSU was much better at the end of that year.

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by MikeLew on Feb 6, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Ther were also playing the best football at the end of the season along with arguably USCw.

Everyone at the end of the season dicktripped, and UGA was the only high-ranking team throughout the end of the season that didn’t. Unfortunately, the one game where we did have the dicktrip (USCe was only a 4 point loss, and it was a game we lost by kicking derp) was against a worse team that ended up having the tiebreaker.

LSU leapfrogged threeve spots due to playing in one more game than us, even though their regular season was pretty unspectacular. We were the odd team out that season.

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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

That's an opinion...

UGA’s last 6 games were a 3 pt. win @ Vandy, a 12 pt. win in the Cocktail Party over a 4 loss UF, a 10 pt. home win over Troy, a 25 pt. home win over Auburn, an 11 pt. home win over Kentucky, and a 14 pt. win over Georgia Tech in Atlanta.

OSU’s last 6 were a 41 pt. home win over Kent St., a 20 pt. road win @PSU, a 21 pt. home win over Wisconsin, a 7 pt. loss at home against Illinois, and an 11 pt. win @ Michigan.

Both teams beat 3 teams that were ranked at the time(UGA’s were neutral vs. #9 UF, #19 Auburn, and #25 Kentucky; OSU’s were @ #25 PSU, #19 Wisconsin, and @ #23 Michigan).

LSU leapfrogged you guys because they won their conference and demolished a then top-5 team earlier in the season.

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by MikeLew on Feb 6, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I was angrier that LSU got in

Especially since we now know that you apparently don’t have to win the conference title to go to the BCS championship (which was a major pitch at the time, I believe that Les Miles actually went on the air and said something to that effect in an effort to sway the vote.) UGA’s last loss was on October 6, after which LSU lost 2 games (Kentucky and Arkansas.) Georgia improved with every game from that point forward while LSU had several close calls and very few impressive wins. Almost every starter on Georgia’s offense that year ended up in the NFL, as well as a large portion of the defense. I wouldn’t be nearly as mad if the seasons of disappointment that followed didn’t happen, though.

by Dawg from Canton on Feb 6, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

If Kentucky doesn't miss a field goal, I'm convinced Georgia wins that national championship

Kentucky hits field goal, beats Tennessee, which then elevates y’all to win the East. It’s your loaded and improving Georgia team vs. an LSU team that was rife with injuries, and I think Georgia wins that one.

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by Old South on Feb 6, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

But they beat Auburn that year!

But then, in the waning days of the Tubby regime with Borges as OC, most anyone should have been able to beat Auburn if they had any offense.

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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 6, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope, nothing.

A perfect mission, perfect return, perfect landing. The computer just decided to kill them all. You’d have thought that lander fell all the way from the Mun the way it blew up.

I even had the return orbit passing directly over the launch site. I could see the blinking lights as I went by. I really thought I’d stuck the landing, and then the whole thing just went up.

Still pissed off…

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 6, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Just finished watching first season of Game of Thrones

The Lannisters are a bunch of weasely bastards, arent they?

Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.

by Spartan D on Feb 6, 2012 8:07 PM EST reply actions  

Well yes, but [SPOILERS] and then [SPOILERS] and then [SPOILERS] make [SPOILERS] seem [SPOILERS]

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by MikeLew on Feb 6, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

welcome to the party

are you waiting for april now?

He who rides a tiger cannot dismount

by Irishjugg on Feb 6, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Suspicion nothing

You must not have ever been to Texas.

by emc503 on Feb 6, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Austins fun

Everywhere else is a scorched hellscape. Especially Dallas and Houston

by emc503 on Feb 6, 2012 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

You seriously need to go to Fort Worth. Beautiful city.

Fuck Dallas so much.

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by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 6, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions  

/gets lost in Stop Six

//asks for directions
///never seen again

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by jonfmorse on Feb 6, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Commentariat: advice?

I applied to a job basically on a whim and made the first round of cuts. The job had essentially no description whatsoever. I made the first rounds of cuts (i.e., I [will soon] have a bachelor’s degree) and got an email with more information. I’d have to complete a 5 month training program in Houston (paid). My concerns are:
-this doesn’t sound like a job I want to stick with for more than a few years before moving on to grad school
-sounds like I’d be working well over 40 hours a week

I’m going to keep working on the application, but I’d like to hear your thoughts on if this goes through and I get an offer.

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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 6, 2012 8:13 PM EST reply actions  

It never hurts to have an offer

Go through with it, see what happens, and if you dont get it or decide not to take it, you’ll at least have had some practice at the interview process

by emc503 on Feb 6, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd say take the offer, should it come to that.

If you’re not planning on going to grad school right away, you’ll need a job(duh). And working 50 or so a week isn’t much of a big deal, really, if you schedule it right.

Of course, I’d keep applying for other jobs, too- that way, if something you like better comes up, you can choose, and if nothing better does, then you can still have a job.

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by MikeLew on Feb 6, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Illusions - you haz them...

if you think most jobs won’t have you at 40+/wk. Don’t forget to factor in commute time, lunch time, etc. You’ll spend closer to 55/wk before they really start to work you.

You want a 40 hour week, move to a more civilized place like Europe (and get a Slingbox for your CFB).

Sorry to be the one to have to say it.

by Cock D on Feb 7, 2012 9:05 AM EST up reply actions  

I average 40 hours a week

Only on rare occasions when all hell breaks loose do I need to put in more than 40.

by kizzak on Feb 7, 2012 9:39 AM EST up reply actions  

Strict 40 here

Database development on contract to DoD. No overtime unless absolutely necessary.

Different career paths have different requirements. My clients are set up for so many hours per quarter, so it becomes a zero-sum game: work 60 hours in a week and you’ll be 20 short on that last week of the quarter (a simple example).

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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 7, 2012 11:43 AM EST up reply actions  

We're still early, because you don't have the offer in hand

but find out as much about the details as you can, if you can. By details, I mean, “go and spend a day at the place, and talk to similar employees. Ask what is good, and what sucks. See if they will answer you.”

Also, >40 hours is pretty standard these days.

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Feb 7, 2012 9:20 AM EST up reply actions  

This really depends on whether you're exempt or not.

There’s some industries where the 3×12 is getting common for hourly folks. Which is crap, of course, but what can you do?

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by jonfmorse on Feb 7, 2012 9:28 AM EST up reply actions  

yea, gotta cut out the overtime and benefits, mayne.

Seriously though, I’m exempt and the only times I can recall working approximately 40 hour weeks were before and during Christmas. That’s not even factoring in commute. 55-60 is normal for me…and I’d imagine most of the commentariat that are in exempt status are the same.

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by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 7, 2012 9:35 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm exempt....

For eight months a year I average 45 a week, for three months year I average 55-60. The other month, I’m on vacation, one week at a time.

Back when I was non-exempt and worked field service, I’d do 6×10 nine months a year and take the other three off.

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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 7, 2012 10:03 AM EST up reply actions  

I'd rather 3x12, or hell, 4x12

With a 3 day weekend.

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Feb 7, 2012 9:35 AM EST up reply actions  

You know what I'd like?

2×20.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 7, 2012 9:43 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm listening...

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Feb 7, 2012 9:45 AM EST up reply actions  

How about 5x12, 9 months a year?

I’m actively enjoying that right about now

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by MikeLew on Feb 7, 2012 9:49 AM EST up reply actions  

WHY DO GERMANS HATE THE SOURCE OF CIVILIZATION AND DEMOCRACY

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by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

who doesn't?

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by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I liked the Greek translation most, this is true

because it sounds like the Greek guy I know.

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by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Pretty much

They’ve been coasting on that shit for waaaay too long

by emc503 on Feb 6, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

try mixing in a little vanilla, and dunking grapes/blueberries/strawberries/etc. in it

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by MikeLew on Feb 6, 2012 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

...

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by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

click

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by alexanderkotov on Feb 6, 2012 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah

That’s a rat problem.

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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 6, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

You do? Well...

/Doesn’t care, just wanted to post an Alot.

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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 6, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

CROATOAN

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1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Feb 6, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

no,

unlike the indians, pampas/wampugs can’t be tamed and herded by smallpox and addiction.

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The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 6, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Obligatory

Punting is winning.

by The Assman 1 on Feb 6, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Your mother was a hamster

And your father smelt of elderberries.

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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 6, 2012 8:33 PM EST reply actions  

I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION

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by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Jim Calhoun could kill a walk on on the court as an example

has a nice side effect of freeing up a schollie

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by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 8:35 PM EST reply actions  

helping Thabeet with his Real Analysis homework

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by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, I'm glad he has a marketable skill, because so far the whole being tall thing isn't quite enough for him.

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by Tremendous on Feb 6, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

hey, aren't the Grizzlies still paying him?

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by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Houston.

He’s played four games, which is four more than I thought.

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by Tremendous on Feb 6, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

poor Daryl

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by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I liked it better when Hasheem was in Memphis - that way they had centers from Spain, Tanzania and Iran.

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by Tremendous on Feb 6, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Shit Uconn?

LOL No Tournament for you

Punting is winning.

by The Assman 1 on Feb 6, 2012 8:36 PM EST reply actions  

THIS IS LIKE VERY MUCH

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by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

SOON. UNLESS WE GET BILLY DONOVAN.

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by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

For what, Duke?

They’ll hire one of K’s acolytes and the program will fuck up

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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 6, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

that would be Brey

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by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

like Boeheim?

I’d take a title every twenty years or so

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by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

to me, that's mediocre

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by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Kinda, yeah.

Underachieved with the program he had, then stayed past his expiration date.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 6, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

he made more than one final four

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by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Boeheim, totally only made one

Not like he’s the most consistent coach in the country.

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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 6, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

If consistently losing in the second round of the NCAA tournament is what you want, sure

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by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

If ND ever gave Brey a level playing field he might really put a run together

The second fiddle status of the basketball program is awful. If you ever want a laugh, come see the basketball practice “facilities”

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by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Feb 6, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

And if you wonder why Kentucky can't compete in football in the SEC

visit the football practice “facilities.”

Same problem in reverse.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 6, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Never fear, Duke fans!

Dr. Kevin White will surely find the very best coach for Duke basketball!

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by saxattack29 on Feb 6, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

My guess is K is going to hire the next coach

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by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Well,

isn’t that cause He Who Must Not Be Named screwed things up?

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by saxattack29 on Feb 6, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

he would be an assistant at Duke, believe it or not

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by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm guessing so

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by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

maybe Davidson would have a chance!

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by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Why does Brey look as though he harnesses the power of mind control?

And also, Im sure leonard Hamilton would love to see him in the tourny again

Punting is winning.

by The Assman 1 on Feb 6, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

irony: when a Maryland fan makes fun of another team for being on the verge of the top 25 with a bunch of talentless hacks

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by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

ok that's at least a moderately talented team with a good coach though.

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by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Nik Lidstrom was just called for a penalty.

The refs must not be aware of the edict that says he is allowed to do whatever he wants.

by ElRocco337 on Feb 6, 2012 8:40 PM EST reply actions  

It's right there after the rule that states anyone who gets hit by Sidney Crosby from behind gets a 5 minute major

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by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

As well it should be.

Have to protect their assets. Unlike in the 90s, when they decided it was okay to maul their stars and make the game unwatchable.

by ElRocco337 on Feb 6, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Robo-Lidstrom will determine the appropriate course of action and dispose of the referee with typical Swedish workmanlike precision.

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by Tremendous on Feb 6, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

All in all, this feels like Thabeet's first year.

If only NBA execs weren’t going to throw millions at a raw Andre Drummond and then complain about the lack of skilled big men.

by Truffle Shuffle on Feb 6, 2012 8:49 PM EST reply actions  

/Sulinger averages 17 and 10 his rookie year

//and every year after

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by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

that I don't get.... should be in the top ten easy, right?

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by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

No

He’s still raw, lotta potential, but raw as fuck.

But fuck, he can leave all he wants if we get DC2 and Noel.

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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 6, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

no matter how good they are on paper

do not want to rely entirely on freshmen big guys and Christmas.

by drothgery on Feb 6, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

FTFY

Anthony Davis Noel is Garnett 2.0

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 6, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Not at all

Offensive game isn’t as polished.

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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 6, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

There are so many big men this year.

Drummond, KU’s Robinson, Griner……

by Truffle Shuffle on Feb 6, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Griner> Drummond

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by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

/grabs guitar

“I gave my love a cherry…….that had no stone…….I gave my love a chicken………that had no ….”

by Lucas Jackson on Feb 6, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

/smashes guitar

//informs lucas that his guitar is broken

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by saxattack29 on Feb 6, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

What channel?

Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.

by Spartan D on Feb 6, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Bill Simmons now knows just a little of what it's like to be an Iowa State fan.

Granted, it’s after his team lost the Super Bowl, but any humility from him is something.

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A friend of mine who is a Redskins fan has turned into a Pats sympathizer

This is a problem. I need the Redskins to stop sucking before I have to stop being friends with him.

by ElRocco337 on Feb 6, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Well,

that would require Dan Snyder to sell the team or die. So I don’t see that happening very soon.

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by saxattack29 on Feb 6, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

...

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by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

at least he knows what winning feels like

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by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

At least I have the Red Wings...

/sigh

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by purwho on Feb 6, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Now if only you had a college.

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by alexanderkotov on Feb 6, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

He does have Drew Brees and Texas high School football

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by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I think there are going to be 7 QBs on the roster at ______ next year.

Shit you not. And knowing what happens, 6 of them will see the field. One will blow their knee out before the season starts.

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by purwho on Feb 6, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Lynch and Nix will injure another.

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by saxattack29 on Feb 6, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

DE-TROIT SUCKS! DE-TROIT SUCKS!

/checks standings
//furk

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by saxattack29 on Feb 6, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Hurricanes are not good.

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by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Everybody else will catch back up.

Jimmy’s on the shelf for a few weeks. It’s the Conk and Mac Show!

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by purwho on Feb 6, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Evenin'

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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 6, 2012 9:05 PM EST reply actions  

So. Good morning.

Vicodin plz.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 6, 2012 9:13 PM EST reply actions  

He meant Elvis Presley auto-rec.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 6, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

So if we threw a Robbie Williams auto-rec

we’d have to clean bits of your brain off your monitor?

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by jonfmorse on Feb 6, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, at least my troll was a RESPECTABLE one.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 6, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

The chairman?

I love Prince

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by Irishjugg on Feb 6, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Bamathrasher

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by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I kinda think I should be offended

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by jonfmorse on Feb 6, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

WUT

Don’t judge me.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 6, 2012 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

,..

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by Irishjugg on Feb 6, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

does it have the dude from the Dead Zone in it?

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by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

It isn't awful

but if it doesn’t move from procedural to interesting pretty soon, it’s also going to be “no longer on my DVR”.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 6, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions  

hey, fringe took a couple of seasons to warm up

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by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

apparently in order for that Disney fantasy movie to be successful it has to gross hundreds of millions

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by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Avatar?

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by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

what was it based on

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by Irishjugg on Feb 6, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't want to wall of text this

But the quick bullets are: it’s based on Edgar Rice Burroughs’ FIRST novel, a book without which we might never have heard of Ray Bradbury, Arthur Clarke, or Carl Sagan (they all specifically credited having read the book as kids for their interest in space).

So despite any snarky comments which might be made about cheesy pulp sci-fi, it’s a pretty damned important book, culturally. And yet nobody seems to be able to make a non-shitty film version of it. (The one I mention below was a decent adapt, but it wasn’t a faithful one.)

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by jonfmorse on Feb 6, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

word on the street is that it needs to make a shit ton of money like Return of the Jedi inflation adjusted money

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by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I see no way in hell that happens.

I don’t even see it making Revenge of the Nerds 2 money.

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Feb 6, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

holy sweet god

I hope someone is fired. It wont make back 5M

Even the kids I know said the preview looked dumb

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by Irishjugg on Feb 6, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Too soon.

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by alexanderkotov on Feb 6, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

/notsureifserious.jpg

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by jonfmorse on Feb 6, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

1997?

Yeah, it’s probably not too soon.

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by alexanderkotov on Feb 6, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh for fuck's sake.

Try 1980.

It’s only the biggest cinematic bomb ever.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 6, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Ishtar?

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by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Actually Water World is probably more apt.

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by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Waterworld turned a $90M profit -- just off US box.

No, seriously.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 6, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

...

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by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

What the fuck?

Who paid to see that shit? I felt like I got screwed when I watched a few minutes of it on HBO.

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by alexanderkotov on Feb 6, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I think I'm going to have to disagree with your detective work

Waterworld had a domestic gross of around $88, and a budget of at least $175. Worldwide gross (US and international territories) was $264 and the revenue split between the studio and the exhibitors would not have allowed Universal to recoup its production costs (let alone what they must have spent on prints and advertising). Universal may have run into the black after video and TV, though.

Wait. Why do I care about this again? Oh, right. It’s better than Employment Discrimination Law.

by kadoogan on Feb 6, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Okay, the $264M was the number I found

but was misreported as US box.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 6, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Heaven's Gate lost more money in real dollars

and more money as a percentage of budget.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 6, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

The Adventures of Pluto Nash

managed to lose even more, under both measurements.

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Feb 6, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I saw that

It was laughably bad

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by The Assman 1 on Feb 6, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Also to destroy Eddie Murphy.

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by alexanderkotov on Feb 6, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

It's fun to watch old Eddie Murphy standup from the 80s

and wonder, “When did you stop being funny Eddie?”

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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 6, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Same for Robin Williams

and Bob Sag-OH WAIT JK HE WAS NEVER FUNNY LOL

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by alexanderkotov on Feb 6, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

was his last standup not that good?

Live on broadway was… awesome

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by Irishjugg on Feb 6, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Uhm....not sure I agree

Blues Brothers 2000

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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 6, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Touche

But thats about it…He hasnt been in threeve shitty movies like Murphy and others

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by The Assman 1 on Feb 6, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

THIS

Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.

by Burrito Electrico on Feb 6, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Everybody has a bomb sometime.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 6, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

wait, that was a sequel to something?

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by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

violet siblings 1999

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by Irishjugg on Feb 6, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Red Relatives 1998

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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 6, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I like how you wrapped around the visible spectrum

Orange acquantinces 1997 I suppose

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by Irishjugg on Feb 6, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions  

True enough

On the other hand, Pluto Nash wasn’t a director’s followup to The friggin’ Deer Hunter, either.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 6, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

And Also:

The tragedy of it all is that Heaven’s Gate wasn’t a bad movie, really. It was too damned long, yes, but the reason it was a bomb was because post-production and re-shoots took forever, and the studio actually sabotaged itself in the press.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 6, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Town and Country was up there

Almost put New Line out of business (again!).

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by Burrito Electrico on Feb 6, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Woah, That cast list is crazy

Christopher Walken
Jeff Bridges
Sam Waterston
Mickey Roarke
Willem Dafoe?
John Hood

How did this thing manage to flop so hard

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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 6, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

take a look at the cast list of Thin Red Line of PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T EVEN MAKE THE FINAL CUT

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by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

YOU AND ME BABY

AIN’T NOTHIN’ BUT MAMMALS…Oh, not that kind of nature porn.

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by alexanderkotov on Feb 6, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I was totally thinking about the cult.

The movie was like ten years before I was born.

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by alexanderkotov on Feb 6, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Also I wonder what The Room cost.

I’m assuming jack shit but it’s hard to beat that rate of terrible.

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by alexanderkotov on Feb 6, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

this is why there are so many SAW movies

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by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I think Wiseau paid more money than the final product implies.

Then running around claiming he made it purposely bad as an intentional comedy.

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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I became a fan of the Facebook page

assuming it was a joke, and then realized that no, its probably serious. Sometimes it seems like he’s unaware of the fact that the only reason anyone watches the movie is to make fun of it/play drinking games.

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by alexanderkotov on Feb 6, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, hi Mark.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Feb 6, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE MARK

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by alexanderkotov on Feb 6, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Mangino's mouth?

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by Irishjugg on Feb 6, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

/30 Years' War Joke

//someone’s great*10 grand-pappy got killed in it
///TOO SOON GUYZ

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 6, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

/Cain and Abel story

TOO SOON

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by alexanderkotov on Feb 6, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

something something better than Pitino

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by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

something somethink Planck Time

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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

TEAM WALLENSTEIN

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by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Plan

/Join ND Nation under screenname “Gustavus Adolphus” or “Cardinal Richeliu”

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by The Assman 1 on Feb 6, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Were Cromwell and Trevelyan taken?

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by saxattack29 on Feb 6, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

or Henry of Navarre?

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by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Martin Luther

Jakob Hutter
Jan Hus
John Calvin
Huldrych Zwingli
Thomas Cranmer

by MGoEcon on Feb 6, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Joe Schad reports

some unsavory allegations involving Vlad III of Wallachia and 5 hookers 20,000 heads on stakes.

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by alexanderkotov on Feb 6, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

That would be too obvious

Not as many would realize who Adolphus was

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by The Assman 1 on Feb 6, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

or Munroe

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by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Ooooh.

Cromwell hivemind.

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by saxattack29 on Feb 6, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Gabriel Bethlen

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by alexanderkotov on Feb 6, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

apparently the reshoots will take it up over 300M

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by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

They just get NBC to waste it for them.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 6, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

he roots for a team that just extended Mack Brown six years and still pays Rick Barnes and Auggie Guarrido

you don’t need one.

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by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Barnes I'll accept, but

Garrido? Seriously? There’s a problem with winning the CWS every 2-3 years?

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Feb 6, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

/bunts

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by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

/wins CWS

//wins CWS
///wins CWS
////wins CWS
/////wins CWS

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Feb 6, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

///at Fullerton maybe

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by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

2 titles at UT, plus 2 runners-up.

Easy to make fun of the bunting, but the man gets results.

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Feb 6, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

and ruining prospects' arms, don't forget

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by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

/mdwm

Notice you never hear CFB coaches of running their RBs into the ground, but it sure as hell happens.

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Feb 6, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Erm, our coaches have a combined winning percentage of maybe .700

His, er, kinda not so much.

Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.

by Burrito Electrico on Feb 6, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure I could make it to Omaha as the head coach at Texas,

given the natural talent advantages UT has.

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by MikeLew on Feb 6, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

This is probably true of CSF as well

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by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Fullerton at least has to recruit against other teams in the area,

but yeah.

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by MikeLew on Feb 6, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Tickets are reasonably priced, I hear!

Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.

by Burrito Electrico on Feb 6, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, those too

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by MikeLew on Feb 6, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

That and we've been a big player in college baseball

Since basically the incepton of college baseball.

Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.

by Burrito Electrico on Feb 6, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't know what they're thinking, seriously.

It’s a well-known property which has been adapted in other forms numerous times — worse, a fresh comic adaptation came out just last year. People already know the story, and when people already know the story, you have to give them a reason to come see the movie.

So, they give us… Tim Riggins?

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by jonfmorse on Feb 6, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Tim Riggins and a green screen.

It looks super fake. Which is too bad because the director is supposed to be kind of awesome.

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by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Shir, I completely forgot: worse WORSE

it was just adapted for screen three years ago and never even made it to theaters. Of course, the fact that it starred Antonio Sabato Jr. and Traci Lords didn’t help.

(But it was actually a decent adaptation for all that, believe it or not.)

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by jonfmorse on Feb 6, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

IMBD or Wikipedia

Princess of Mars.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 6, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

rough night, huh.

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by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

hey! great news! Mack Brown just named Jay Paterno as coach in waiting! he'll take over in 2020 when Mack retires.

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by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

maximum

He who rides a tiger cannot dismount

by Irishjugg on Feb 6, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

and it's not like you didn't see those episodes of I dream of Genie when they aired originally

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by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

You don't understand.

As it’s currently constituted, this show is a procedural with an unexplicated twist.

Which makes it the functional equivalent of L&O:SVU.

It is nowhere near as GOOD as L&O:SVU.

Do the math.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 6, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

No.

That’s not til March.

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by saxattack29 on Feb 6, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

We are bored in February.

We have always been bored in February.

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Feb 6, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

February's reign continues.

But there is Justified tomorrow.

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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I actually think I like the NBA better than the MLB now

At least Eastern Conference NBA…I cant stand watching western conference teams other than the Lakers and Clippers for whatever reason…They seem to just blend in together as one mediocre blob

Punting is winning.

by The Assman 1 on Feb 6, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Getout.gif

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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

NBA is getting a bad rap

People still look at it the same way they did in the mid-2000’s, when it was barely tolerable. If you ask them if they’ve seen any games recently, some will say yes and still dislike it, but most people will say no but still reject any possibility of it being any good.

The talent level and quality of play has improved dramatically.

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by Old South on Feb 6, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

But I still watch more MLB

Paying for MLB TV >>> the NBA equivalent

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by Old South on Feb 6, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Nonetheless.

I’d rather watch WWE, because at least it’s honest about it.

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Feb 6, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

obligatory

its still real to me.jpg

He who rides a tiger cannot dismount

by Irishjugg on Feb 6, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

.

He who rides a tiger cannot dismount

by Irishjugg on Feb 6, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

and premier league

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by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

GOOGLE MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU HAS IT?

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by jonfmorse on Feb 6, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

...

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by alexanderkotov on Feb 6, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't know, but no, it's not spidery

This place has gone batshit crazy with the spider thing.

Acknowledging the existence of politics or religion is fine. It’s certainly a lot better than the “well I don’t mean to get all spidery but [ALL LIBERALS/CONSERVATIVES] ARE STOOPID” stuff that people somehow think is ok.

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by Old South on Feb 6, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I didn't consider it spidery.

I just considered it “something a quick google search (which would have taken less time than asking the question here) would answer”, and that’s one of MY pet peeves.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 6, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I haz an intramural win

No longer leading the league in fouls per minute, sadly. Only 1 call tonight and it was BULLSHIT

0-2 free throws on the season

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by Old South on Feb 6, 2012 9:36 PM EST reply actions  

OH DAVIDSON YOU ARE THE BEST COLLEGE IN THE EAST OR WEST

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by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

we need to move to the SEC. We can take Kentucky's place. We even have the Mumme kid coaching. No one will notice.

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by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Shush

If Joker doesn’t pan out we’re totally still Mumme Jr.

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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 6, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Stealing

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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 6, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

What bullshit that you didn't get enough fouls or the foul was bullshit?

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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

PERFECT RECORD

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by Irishjugg on Feb 6, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

my team is still undefeated and we plan on staying that way!

/lost in the FUCKING FINALS to undergrads,

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by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

no, at Duke

soccer A league

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by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Competition is pretty legit here at UK

lotta athletes and former small town heroes. Although that’s pretty much our team excluding me.

All the fraternity teams have a coach in a coat and tie or suit every game.

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by Old South on Feb 6, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

We drew last week with the team we'll see in the final

three guys from the UCLA semifinal team a couple of years ago. That was fun. got up to a big lead but lost it when one of their guys turned it on.

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by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Check this shit otu.

foobaw

foobaw

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by alexanderkotov on Feb 6, 2012 9:36 PM EST reply actions  

Like Hellbeast crazy?

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by alexanderkotov on Feb 6, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

HAH!

good luck man, in all sincerity.

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by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I missed something

But I’m going to guess things didn’t work out, and now you’re glad they didn’t.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 6, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Excessive woe-is-me bitching and moaning seemed, you know, excessive.

I mean, I can’t ever say I’m glad things didn’t work out, because by definition working out is good.

But it is good that things stopped where they did.

by Erik T on Feb 6, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Up top, bro.

Avoiding teh crazee >>> being stuck with it.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 6, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

lol I missed this

but it sounds awesome

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by Irishjugg on Feb 6, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

But

Where is she on the Hot/Crazy scatter plot?

Punting is winning.

by The Assman 1 on Feb 6, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Sounds like story time!

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by MikeLew on Feb 6, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Ahhh, well, yeah.

Hope the next one that comes along ends up better!

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by MikeLew on Feb 6, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I wish they all just had color-coded indicators.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 6, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

NO, you will lose.

She’s experienced at crazy

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by MikeLew on Feb 6, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

play hind games with her?

/had to

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by Irishjugg on Feb 6, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

what what

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by alexanderkotov on Feb 6, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

.

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by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

no butt stuff

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by Irishjugg on Feb 6, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Two kinds of men have played this game

They who ran, and they who rue not running when they had the chance.

That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.

by JoshCVT on Feb 6, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

You've forgotten those who were once the second, escaped via miracle, and ended up the first.

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by MikeLew on Feb 6, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Tried that once, ended up the latter.

Had a later opportunity arise with a different girl and ran screaming. The wise men learn from mistakes.

by ElRocco337 on Feb 6, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions  

No, she's even more incompetent at adult than I am, and that would be a real dick move.

Maybe we’ll cook more delicious things and go for more runs, or maybe she’ll stay grumpy and looking to find offense. Either way, I feel reasonably decent about who I’ve been.

by Erik T on Feb 6, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Dammit Phil

somebody forgot to ask him

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by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 9:53 PM EST reply actions  

holy shit that sounds bad

and super painful

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by Irishjugg on Feb 6, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

NBC has a new series called "Smahs"

It appears to be the “watch someones life work out beter than yours did” show

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by Irishjugg on Feb 6, 2012 10:09 PM EST reply actions  

Again, Over/Under 7 weeks till it's cancelled

Because it’s NBC and low over/unders are by default

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by RyanMcD29 on Feb 6, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

They have had this fucking problem since... well, shit, since Homicide.

They cancel a show that has low ratings, but does have an actual devoted fanbase, and invariably the replacement does WORSE.

They need to comprehend when they have a good show pulling low ratings, and use their Friday/Saturday rerun trick to help boost.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 6, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Five.

But it only got the last three because DirecTV got involved and agreed to help defray production costs in return for first-run rights. Every episode of FNL on NBC after season two was technically a rerun.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 6, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Saw 30 seconds of that

I wouldnt use the word “strong”

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by Irishjugg on Feb 6, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

laugh tracks

im not sure if there is actual dialouge

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by Irishjugg on Feb 6, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Actual jokes (and found out that the former was an episode arc on A.V. club when morbid curiosity took over):

Silent Treatment: Punishment or reward?

Whoever invented morning sex forgot about morning breath.

My knowledge of these two jokes comes from the threeve bus stop posters in NYC and Hoboken.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, really?

Never did see a preview. AV club confirms my suspicions of its quality I think.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

ugh.. does anyone know when the show is actually on

I could get drunk and try to sit through a whole episode or something

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by Irishjugg on Feb 6, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Wednesday I think I've heard?

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

They mercifully stopped running ads during football and hockey

So I’m not so sure thank goodness

It’s part of the NBC Power Hour™ with Chelsea Handler as Chelsea Handler’s sister, though!

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by RyanMcD29 on Feb 6, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions  

oh jesus

there is literally no way I would be capable of completing that power hour

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by Irishjugg on Feb 6, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

All the bourbon perhaps?

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Thing is I would enjoy that first power hour I think.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I've noticed that the ads for Chelsea

are now sort of pointedly pushing Laura Prepon to the front, to the extent that the combined ads for Whitney and Chelsea close with a shot of Whitney and Laura, not Whitney and Chelsea.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 6, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

the Chicago ripoff looks sort of promising

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by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

OH MY GOD THE OVER TIMER IS SO LOUD

fucking hangovers

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by Irishjugg on Feb 6, 2012 10:18 PM EST reply actions  

it's 10 at night and you're hung over?

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by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

yesterday was... interesting

and its not that bad anymore, but, the buzzer, she is loud

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by Irishjugg on Feb 6, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't know what subprime dating reality show is on right now but my housemate is watching it and it is making me want to move to canada

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"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 10:18 PM EST reply actions  

what is the premise?

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by saxattack29 on Feb 6, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I dunno. I went to my room. wanted to go out there to practice guitar, but I guess not.

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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Bentley makes scooters now?

http://www.kdvr.com/news/kdvr-denver-broncos-rb-knowshon-moreno-arrested-for-dui-20120206,0,1764685.story

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by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 10:22 PM EST reply actions  

You can take the Dawg out of Athens

but you can’t take the Athens out of the Dawg.

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by saxattack29 on Feb 6, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Is Stanford entering the Fulmer Cup?

http://t.co/Saq4uW2L

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לכאלה הולכים שבאה

by 8gooner8 on Feb 6, 2012 10:22 PM EST reply actions  

.

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by Irishjugg on Feb 6, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

charges.... they gotta press charges.

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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

damn, its Skov too

heck of a loss if they lose him

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by Irishjugg on Feb 6, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

My favorite part of the article

was the self-serving second half, where we discuss how tough Stanford is about disciplining people who behave badly by giving three examples.

Example 1: Something Stanford had no control over, since the NCAA declared Lopez ineligible. As soon as he was eligible again in the eyes of the NCAA, he returned to the lineup.

Example 2: Player did not miss a single game.

Example 3: Women’s basketball, so nobody cares.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 6, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Example 3: not a sport, so irrelevant

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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
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by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

The women’s bball player averaged just 4.5 points/game too.

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Feb 6, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

The Voice's 18-49 Rating is Best Post-Super Bowl Telecast Since 2006

16.3 rating. Nice move to put The Voice after the Super Bowl, NBC.

by Bus Crasher on Feb 6, 2012 10:38 PM EST reply actions  

I actually watched the voice today

it was… not bad

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by Irishjugg on Feb 6, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

it helps that the competitors are all pretty good

but the judges…..whooof

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"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

If you think about the concept of the show

the judges are actually a pretty good selection in terms of the “coaching” aspect: you’ve got a pop diva, a country guy, a queefcore guy, and Cee-Lo.

But their charisma as a panel is about 1/1000th that of Idol’s.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 6, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah
  1. 1, 2 rated show still (Big Bang Theory is tied with the American Idol Thursday show at # 2)

by Bus Crasher on Feb 6, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

It's watched largely in the south, I believe

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by saxattack29 on Feb 6, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Hell, I don't know.

I was referring to the old days.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 6, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Maroon 5 is queefcore now?

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by saxattack29 on Feb 6, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

You have a better term?

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by jonfmorse on Feb 6, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Brown noise

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"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I was entertained last night.

It’s not appointment viewing, but it’s not a show I’ll change the channel on just because it’s on, I’ll give it that.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 6, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL U OLD.

Who turns on the TV and just flips channels anymore, especially in prime time? It’s all about the DVR.

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by PAK on Feb 7, 2012 12:23 AM EST up reply actions  

I don't.

However, a lot of the time I will just turn it on for background noise if I either have nothing unwatched on the DVR or I’m too busy to really pay attention, or sometimes I just leave it on a channel after watching something specific. In that case, if something obnoxious comes on, I’ll flip channels just to get away from it.

The Voice isn’t obnoxious enough to cause that.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 7, 2012 12:29 AM EST up reply actions  

Holy shit

Now they have guilt/Sarah McLaughlin ads about saving tigers

Punting is winning.

by The Assman 1 on Feb 6, 2012 10:47 PM EST reply actions  

Duke-North Carolina is so important

that ESPN has to break it out into its own category on the ticker instead of lumped in with the other scores.

I think my eyes rolled so hard at this you could hear them.

by Narrow Right on Feb 6, 2012 10:49 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

funny how they didn't do this for their self-proclaimed "biggest rivalry in the country"

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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

They did the same thing during CFB season for "big" games that they were touting.

The republic survived.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Feb 6, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought that was 'we heart it'

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by saxattack29 on Feb 6, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

also, crack

its white girl crack

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by Irishjugg on Feb 6, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm sorry but I don't agree.

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 6, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

It's a ring by spring thing

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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

y'all realize you're making me go investigate right?

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 6, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

the gf just got on pinterest

she seems to like it

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by alex henery's foot on Feb 6, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

my sister told me this morning

that she loves my gf’s pinterest. I was all, lolwut

To the empowerage of words!

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 6, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

This

Although it isn’t quite the “OMG, weddingweddingwedding” thing that LJ makes it out to be- like all tools, it’s been used by people for different purposes, but that’s not it’s stated goal or anything…

More like an internet corkboard, where you can organize things, apparently.

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by MikeLew on Feb 6, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions  

/seizure

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by jonfmorse on Feb 6, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions  

THINK ABOUT WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO

DO YOU KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE IN SORORITY AND HAVE NO DESIRE TO MAKE CUTESY SHIT?

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 6, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

You lie. Those scrapbooks have to be somewhere.

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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I have photo books.

As in those large books where you just stick pictures under contact paper. that’s as good as it gets with me.

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 6, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Imagine what scrapbooking must be like

for a girl who is so socially inept and unlikeable that she has near-complete friend turnover every three months or so.

Now, imagine watching said girl get pissy and emotional and take her frustrations out on said scrapbooks.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 6, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I bet that could lead to an unhealthy fascination with shitty drivers

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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions  

better than taking them out on you?

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 6, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions  

You say that like that doesn't happen.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 6, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

i mean she doesn't use fun shaped scissors on YOU does she?

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 6, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

He redaction of scrapbooks doesn't involve sharp objects.

More tearing and rending.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 6, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions  

/chloeneverheardfromagain

Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.

by Burrito Electrico on Feb 6, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

My GF uses it too-

but she uses it more for recipe storage and “ooh, I’ll buy these if they’re still made when I have money”

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by MikeLew on Feb 6, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

You said the word I don't know.

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 6, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Recipe, or money?

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by MikeLew on Feb 6, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

that first one.

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 6, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't eat cereal

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 6, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Ahhh,

yeah, she likes to bake, and she gets ideas here. Meanwhile, she hates when I cook, because “hmmm, this looks right/tastes right” is how I do things- it generally works pretty well, but infuriates her because we can’t recreate exactly these things.

/in before “lol, cottage cheese, ketchup, pineapple” jokes….

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by MikeLew on Feb 6, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I just don't bake, and leave it to her-

works out great for both of us!

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Feb 6, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions  

How did I just miss news on SA's millionaire matchmaker?

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 6, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I didn't know millionaire matchmaker was a real job...

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Feb 6, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Apparently

wondering if i could get a hook up

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 6, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions  

the GF made Mini Corn Muffins with Hotdogs inside for yesterday

They were mini corndog muffins. they didnt see the light of day…

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by alex henery's foot on Feb 6, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Mmmmm

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Feb 6, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions  

a what now?

is that an expression, or just fancy alliteration?

by Narrow Right on Feb 6, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

ring by spring= mrs. degree

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"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

another ND tradition

see also: you could probably walk across the pavement outside the grotto, and always be stepping on where someone proposed to his girlfriend.

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by saxattack29 on Feb 6, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions  

4th Floor, BP

can’t remember room number. Give me a break, I’d just flown 20 hours from Korea.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 6, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions  

i forgot to tell you kudos on your achievement the other day!

which UNL Prof were you working with?

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by alex henery's foot on Feb 6, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Dr. Peter Bleed?

Great name for a guy who does research on ancient Japanese weapons.

We’ll see how things go, but I’m excited.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 6, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Still happily married, yeah?

You could’ve asked her on the damn tarmac, in that case.

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by MikeLew on Feb 6, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I ambushed her.

She though I was going to Japan for leave. I had even sent her flowers, delivered that morning, to say “I’ll be thinking of you while in Japan, have fun at the dance you’re going to tonight”.

She didn’t realize that the “friend from out of town” another friend was recruiting her to be a platonic date for was me. It was anything but platonic.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 6, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Not too shabby :-P

I still like the blanx’s story….

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by MikeLew on Feb 6, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions  

was that shared tonight?

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 6, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Ooh what's that story?

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The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 6, 2012 11:25 PM EST up reply actions  

The blanx gets down on one knee,

Mrs. blanx says, “What the fuck are you doing?”

The blanx responds, “what the fuck do you think I’m doing?!”

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Feb 6, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Nice.

Not a proposal in Japanese, but certainly colloquial.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 6, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions  

There was no other way.

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Feb 7, 2012 9:03 AM EST up reply actions  

girl stuff

something something wedding shit something

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Heard of, yes. Have any use for in real life, no.

It’s another entry into the “oversharing” category of social media – which, come to think of it, is kind of redundant.

by Narrow Right on Feb 6, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

apparently it's stumbleupon for women

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 6, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

wtf is stumbleupon?

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 6, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions  

DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO POST VIDEOS TO FACEBOOK?

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by jonfmorse on Feb 6, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

.

Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska

by alex henery's foot on Feb 6, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I want to see it.

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 6, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

It's pretty hard to fuck up Dr. Seuss.

Unless you’re Jim Carrey trying too hard.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 6, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I dont hear a single rhyme in the preview

and the Lorax is a wonderful piece. I am nervous

He who rides a tiger cannot dismount

by Irishjugg on Feb 6, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Uh,

no it ain’t.

/mikemyerscatinthehat
/hortonhearsawho

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by RabbitSC on Feb 6, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

THERE WAS NO LIVE ACTION CAT IN THE HAT MOVIE. YOU HEAR ME? THAT NEVER HAPPENED.

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

This. This right here.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 6, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

man this has been a weird day

enough coincidences that I need a drink

He who rides a tiger cannot dismount

by Irishjugg on Feb 6, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

you broke it?

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 6, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I meant TV that doesn't suck

tired of watching ninja warrior repeats

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Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Feb 6, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Old South, February.

February, Old South.

I’m sure you’ll get along wonderfully. Now play nice!

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by jonfmorse on Feb 6, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, Daily show and then bed for me I think

Cheers everybody

He who rides a tiger cannot dismount

by Irishjugg on Feb 6, 2012 11:00 PM EST reply actions  

#winning

Just taught cat valuable lesson: chasing the mouse pointer is fruitless.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 6, 2012 11:01 PM EST reply actions  

Nah, he just figured out that it's not a "real thing" and therefore he can't catch it and kill it.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 6, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

like your hopes and dreams?

/fucking cats man

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

my cat just came down from his catnip high

girlfriend spilled a bit on the carpet, and all of a sudden, he thought he was going through bat country

Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska

by alex henery's foot on Feb 6, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

jesus, she wrapped up her damn cat...

Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska

by alex henery's foot on Feb 6, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I've semi adopted a feral cat for the winter

don’t let it inside, but I feed it and give it a warmed up towel for it to sleep on.

To the empowerage of words!

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 6, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

you're so fucked

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 6, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions  

just bring the damn thing inside

its going to end up that way anyways.

Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska

by alex henery's foot on Feb 6, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Feeding a cat.

It’ll never go away.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

ahh, damn.

well I move out in May. joke’s on you, sucka!

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The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 6, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Now you have a dependent cat on your conscience.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

P-P-PPlease Sir! its C-C-C-Cold out here!!

Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska

by alex henery's foot on Feb 6, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions  

We used to call people that we didn't really like, who tried to hang around our group,

“stray cats” – can’t give them the least bit of contact, or they’ll never leave you alone.

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Feb 6, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

that cat will outlast your children in your house. srsly. you'll send em off to college and that cat will still be there

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Over/Under on days before said cat is sleeping in I,M's bed?

Opening line: 11

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by jonfmorse on Feb 6, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions  

over. I give it until march

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 6, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions  

it's still afraid of people

won’t let any of us near it.

Also, I don’t want to buy kitty litter or any of that shit.

To the empowerage of words!

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 6, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

just get the litter you can flush

thats what i use, its pretty nice, in terms of scooping another animals shit goes

Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska

by alex henery's foot on Feb 6, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

ill go 16 days

Brace yourselves,

Kitty is coming

Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska

by alex henery's foot on Feb 6, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, ISWYDT

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 6, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Needs more "wet the bed until he was 10".

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by jonfmorse on Feb 6, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

it's funny how different this was from my brother and I

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

lolwut?

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 6, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

we weren't like this kid at all

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

so you didn't cry at the end of Marley and Me?

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 6, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions  

never saw the movie.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I liked the book.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

No beating a hoes ass either?

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 6, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

HAH no.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions  

havent seen it

knows ending

Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska

by alex henery's foot on Feb 6, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions  

/Texas scores two touchdowns

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by jonfmorse on Feb 6, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I mean... Rick Barnes is involved. Is this really in doubt?

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

*snicker*

Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.

by Burrito Electrico on Feb 6, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

/sees Acie Law on flashback

//sees Billy Gillispie
///has far more disturbing flashbacks

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Feb 6, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Just like when the Grand Dukes tried to kill Rasputin.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Feb 6, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions  

using the words Kennedy and Execution in the same sentence

you chose….poorly

Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska

by alex henery's foot on Feb 6, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Poor choice of words surrounding the Kennedys?

how shocking.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Feb 6, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions  

It could just be something faulty with my fun processing stuff...

But I’ve been researching about the NYC subway for the past 90 minutes or so, and the only thing that it happening is I find something else to read about.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 11:12 PM EST reply actions  

Congratulations, you have been WIkipedia'd.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 6, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

No. Reading about unused tunnels on nycsubway.org and watching documentaries about people living in the tunnels back in the '80s/'90s

I usually don’t fall into wiki until about one thirty.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Not yet.

Or at least the kind I’m thinking of.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions  

"Your love, keeps liftin' me higher...."

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Feb 6, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions  

You don't have to be on Wikipedia to be WIkipedia'd.

The verb just means “I went to look up the track list for a Dokken album and 39 hours later I have managed to link-click all the way from that to a treatise on the Kievan Rus.”

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by jonfmorse on Feb 6, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Ah....

Well, I had the intention of reading about unused subway tunnels if that changes things.

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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions  

DAMN YOU

NOW I WANT A DRINK CHEKHOV’S GUN

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by jonfmorse on Feb 6, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Home, sweet home!

Tired as fuck!

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לכאלה הולכים שבאה

by 8gooner8 on Feb 6, 2012 11:18 PM EST reply actions  

Thanks, me too

Not looking forward to seeing patients tomorrow

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by 8gooner8 on Feb 6, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Meanwhile in Piscataway

http://evolution.nfl.com/#/american-football-debuts

HEY FRANCESA! THIS IS A DISGRACE! RUTGERS PLAYED PRINCETON, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND! WE WON THAT GAME FOR GOD’S SAKES!

Francesa: Yeah, well, yah wasting my time… Nobady caees about Rutgaz… It’s the day aftah the Giants win the Supah Bowl, and you bring that up. Coming up next, pitchas and catchas is only weeks away, we got the latest on the Yanks heah on da FAN

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by RyanMcD29 on Feb 6, 2012 11:24 PM EST reply actions  

BUT. BUT. RUTGERS has a huge fanbase

Fran should not try to upset the Notre Dame of the East Coast

by Bus Crasher on Feb 6, 2012 11:25 PM EST up reply actions  

You think that's bad

It’s fucking February and I’m seriously considering laying in peppers already.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 6, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions  

It's been unseasonably warm here as well

Which is awesome compared to the last 2 winters, which were awful

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by Old South on Feb 6, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Three weeks ago

we went an entire calendar week without the temperature dipping below 44.

The only thing stopping me is the psychologically-induced certainty that we’re going to have to end up with a five-day long blizzard in March.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 6, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

It was 24 this am in kc

and I was all complaining then i realized how great of winter we have had

by UMR_Rugger on Feb 6, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

This winter brought to you by the La Nina phase of the ENSO

The El Nino – Southern Oscillation.

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 6, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions  

You mean SNOE?

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions  

OSN(ud)E

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 11:49 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

The temperatures and lack of shoveling have been nice . . .

. . . but we’re already being advised around here to expect zillions more bugs than usual this summer because the warmer ground temperatures mean many more larva will survive the winter.

USDA also just reclassified the DC metro area into a more “southern” growing zone for plant recommendations.

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by DevilGrad on Feb 7, 2012 7:45 AM EST up reply actions  

We're under a foot and a half of snow on the season.

I walked home with my winter jacket over my shoulder.

by Erik T on Feb 6, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions  

How's your precip, though?

Are you low on that, or just on snowpack?

We’ve been VERY wet here in the DC area. If it had been snow instead of rain we’d have some real cover. No nor’easters yet, though.

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 7, 2012 11:46 AM EST up reply actions  

Holy shit, Bubbaprog was on Olbermann tonight.

Heyah.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 6, 2012 11:37 PM EST reply actions  

I was looking for a Bubbaprog image, but didn't see one

Was he the other guy doing the interview with Olb?

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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 6, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions  

/dumbfounded

Yes.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 6, 2012 11:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah.

Not even a secret or anything.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 7, 2012 12:19 AM EST up reply actions  

barely

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Feb 7, 2012 12:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Just nod if you can hear me

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by jonfmorse on Feb 7, 2012 12:01 AM EST up reply actions  

/Nods

//fights GDI

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by saxattack29 on Feb 7, 2012 12:02 AM EST up reply actions  

Come on, now.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 7, 2012 12:02 AM EST up reply actions  

Roger Waters is playing The Wall in Wrigley this June.

I hate that man.

I demand that he take my money.

¡El Hipopótamo!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 7, 2012 12:05 AM EST up reply actions  

I'll see your Wrigley

and raise you that show @ The Hollywood Bowl.

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by saxattack29 on Feb 7, 2012 12:06 AM EST up reply actions  

I don't know why he bothers.

After performing it ON THE BERLIN WALL, doing it again anywhere else seems rather pointless.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 7, 2012 12:06 AM EST up reply actions  

In my defense

it’s probably my last chance to see any living member of Pink Floyd perform.

¡El Hipopótamo!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 7, 2012 12:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh, I can never fault anyone for going to see it.

I just don’t see why HE bothers, is all.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 7, 2012 12:11 AM EST up reply actions  

Need a hand?

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by saxattack29 on Feb 7, 2012 12:03 AM EST up reply actions   4 recs

Rick Allen says he knows that feel bro.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 7, 2012 12:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Here but nobody seems to be posting.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 7, 2012 12:02 AM EST up reply actions  

After the recent server issues, I never know if that's because no one's here or because there's just ranch everywhere again.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 7, 2012 12:03 AM EST up reply actions  

off to shout at some dragons

Heavy Armor Khajiit? heres me giving no fucks absolutely

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by alex henery's foot on Feb 7, 2012 12:12 AM EST reply actions  

Top trolling tonight in OKC

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by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 7, 2012 12:13 AM EST reply actions   2 recs

Spencer Hawes' outfit before a game against Oklahoma City.

Top notch.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 7, 2012 12:15 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Picture of the Kingdome graphic Tee

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 7, 2012 12:23 AM EST up reply actions  

Birthday card that only plays Nirvana

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 7, 2012 12:33 AM EST up reply actions  

Well there aren't any NBA games in February there.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 7, 2012 12:45 AM EST up reply actions  

Metaphorically speaking I assume?

Since the NBA isn’t there?

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 7, 2012 12:49 AM EST up reply actions  

Metaphorical sunlight + seattle = LOL

Ken Griffey Jr. volunteered to move to Cincinnati to get out of Seattle

Punting is winning.

by The Assman 1 on Feb 7, 2012 12:54 AM EST up reply actions  

A diorama filled with disaffected protestor inaction figures.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 7, 2012 12:34 AM EST up reply actions  

Eddie Vedder holding ticketmaster-issued concert tickets.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 7, 2012 12:38 AM EST up reply actions  

Game was in Portland

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by 8gooner8 on Feb 7, 2012 12:33 AM EST up reply actions  

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