EDSBS STARTUP INCUBATOR ANNOUNCES: 8-BIT FRANCHISE INVESTORS PLEASE
by Spencer Hall on Feb 6, 2012 1:11 PM EST
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PrintIllustrations by Run Home Jack. Concept by Orson and RHJ.
Dear investor:
Please let it be known that investors are now welcome to most courteously apply to fund exciting venture from EDSBS STARTUP INCUBATOR, subsidiary of EDSBS INDUSTRIES AND CULTURAL MACHINATION CONCERN.
Please inspect NICKTENDO FOOTBALL SYSTEM. This name is not a reference to Alabama football coach NICK SABAN. This would be copyright violation and we respect copyright laws of all nation.
Proposed game system design. Is new! All new!
Enjoy with custom game concept for college football fan 2012 for many teams personality and type. All cleared with copyright for respect. All exciting and original content ideas! Collect all and perhaps call self king of game universe and receive special t-shirt from EDSBS GAMES.*
*Tell us you buy all. We send shirt. Might be old shirt. Find out!
JUMP BARREL MAN gets exciting new twist with DONKEY STRONG. College football coach of great strength and collar buttons face giant gorilla. Requires coordination and bravery to face Big East as set constantly falls apart. What gorilla is on next level? Donkey Strong never knows. Changes each minute and spans great country of USA!
Treasure hunt? Yes. Yes Treasure Hunt! Take new adventure with PRINCEFALL. Move to find over obstacles the secret PRINCEFALL TREASURE. What is PRINCEFALL TREASURE? Find out! Estimated game play of two years will seem longer than one expects! Do you have heart for danger? PRINCEFALL waits!
DABOBOY covers sad paperboy. Hire other to throw paper for you while you run bike into speeding STEVE SPURRIER on every level. Game of management and bike riding.
For fight game take achievement of NINJA GOLDEN. Special twist for all fight game fighters! NINJA GOLDEN fight with one arm, then one leg, then one leg and no arms. BUT NOT ALL. NINJA GOLDEN also fight unfair fight while he runs airport rental car business for father at night. Math and cripple fight in blend for magic game experience!
Long fame as HARDEST NICKTENDO GAME EVER. Todd Toad must fight to freedom. Todd Toad must also find family and save along way. BUT FAMILY IS EVERY THE WHERE! Impossible? Maybe by design but challenge is too great. Jump from one lily pad to other to find out but don't stop! Why? WHO KNOWS?
Eight or die is game of Tom O'Brien where checkers play to eight moves. Then shut off and not work. Do not play ever. Game is terrible.
ORGERONTRA is game with secret! Press left right left right ab ab ab then grab dick and punch live possum for INFINITE RECRUIT. Get all recruit. Keep bonus game going with red bull can and jerky beef POWERUP. Game end and start over to get NEW INFINITE RECRUIT. Lane and Ed best team ever GO USA!
MUSCHAMPAGE is game of dream realized. Do you in fantasy wonder what like to eat building? Smash thing? Take prize coordinator, make head coach, see what happen? Live out now with no ill effect! Unlike Florida football program! MUSCHAMPAGE feature naked digital lady in shower so beware SEXY! Eat her before children see!
EXCITEMIKE now available after silly court case and embargo. Is best game ever. Go fast score points have fun. In exciting Craig James level end by running down fake slow cowboy with real bike. Unlock double DANA 'N MIKE mode for double speed sexy!
Write check to EDSBS USA PO BOX THAT ONE OVER THERE WITH HAND STICKING OUT OF IT NO THAT ONE. Money come back triple with NickTendo invest. Promise! Maybe! No phone calls.
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LETS NICKTENDO BAR!
Game console computer for you’re funnest!
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 6, 2012 1:15 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
I unlocked the Bo Pellini Battle Toad
and have since continued to play the same level over and over.
#givelancechants
We all the Brothers Pelini should be in this:
Are you a bad enough dude to scream down a ref?
or, of course, something with two Italian brothers in it where they dress in different colors… the name escapes me, though.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 6, 2012 1:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
No way, Brothers Pelini are definitely Joe and Mac
Loved this game
ESS BEE CEEE SPEEEEEED!
by MightyMightyMitzu on Feb 6, 2012 2:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
that game was tits
"Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the wife and kids" - Homer J. Simpson
by Gov. William J. Le Petomane on Feb 6, 2012 4:20 PM EST up reply actions
Is your firm affiliated with Tamaribuchi Heavy Industrial Concern?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
for lucky best season
i am disrespectful to opposing coaches. can you see that i am serious?
join me or die! can you do any less?
What, no Ty Willingham's Putting Challenge?
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
by blanx73 on Feb 6, 2012 1:16 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I guess Kirby Smart's Dream Land
was too obvious
Turf Show Times editor, Mocking the Draft writer, and I gots that Twitter too, yo.
"my keyboard won't corporate, neighter will my smell check." - Knoxfan
by 3k on Feb 6, 2012 1:20 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
this just made up for my shitty morning. thank you.
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
by greekpadre on Feb 6, 2012 1:22 PM EST via Android app reply actions
I eagerly await the release of Greg Davis' 10-Yard Fight II: The Two-Yard Out
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 6, 2012 1:25 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
It kinda sucks because the up-button on the directional pad is disabled for this game.
You can only go left, right and down. Button A is for 2-yard out pass and Button B is for bubble-screen pass.
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
by DONSLIQ on Feb 6, 2012 2:31 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
And the tight end disappears at the snap!
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 6, 2012 2:34 PM EST up reply actions
So that's where GG was throwing the ball to. The tight end always disappeared and the defender was always there to intercept the pass.
/mystery solved.
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
There are a couple of cheat codes that enable the up button.
LETVYBEVY
and
ROOMMATES
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 6, 2012 2:35 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Memo to Swindle Industries Marketing Department Dept:
Hire Gisele Bundshen for print and TV ad campaign. She knows her footbaw and is quite easy on the eyes.
THE LEGEND OF YELL-DA.
Excite! Adventures! Win 8 of the 13 dungeon for great glory! Now include the advanced players’ guide, in the game, gives you the player the advice by the wharrgarbl yell!
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 6, 2012 1:27 PM EST reply actions 12 recs
I'm trying to remember in MUSCHAMPAGE
what was good to eat and what was bad? I think naked lady was ok but the shower itself was bad.
don't eat the toilet.
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GTHTSUN
I know can spel well
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 6, 2012 2:04 PM EST up reply actions
No love for LAGARRETTE BLOUNT'S PUNCH-OUT?
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 6, 2012 1:32 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
The unwinnable boss-fight in that game is a shot-for-shot recreation of the opening scene from The Last Boy Scout
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Feb 6, 2012 1:36 PM EST up reply actions
As an Oregon fan I am rolling on the floor laughing right now
Epic win.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Mark Richt's game has already been invented.
by chstrckwl on Feb 6, 2012 1:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I had this game!
It was boring as fuck. The only thing semi-entertaining was collecting the male and female of all animals and getting them on the Ark.
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
by DONSLIQ on Feb 6, 2012 2:35 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
NEEDZ MORE MOABITE SLAUGHTERING
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 6, 2012 2:37 PM EST up reply actions
OH YOU'LL PLAY, ALL RIGHT.
BUT YOU’LL NEVER MAKE IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 6, 2012 2:41 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
If this isn't photoshopped, then I'm confused.
Clearly Teletubbies wasn’t out when NES’s were available for sale. Were they?
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
It's a hacked game
They are common. Folks are still writing hacked/homebrew games for the NES. I played a version of Super Mario Brothers with 256 levels. This one is apparently basically other games with Tubby characters in place of the originals.
I remember multicart games from back when I lived in Tokyo
you could get cart with 1,500 games on it (mostly slight variations of the same 20 or so games)
Is that kinda like kids taking drugs and altering them for the fuck of it
to see if they can get any higher?
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
I can't wait for Dick Hunt featuring Lane Kiffin as the laughing dog.
Two guesses as to what the gun attachment is shaped like.
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
I was thinking Kiffin Icarus
Kiffin Icarus
by Ardbeg on Feb 6, 2012 1:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
There's a face that begs for a chinstrap beard.
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Feb 6, 2012 1:40 PM EST up reply actions
Does she want to see him crawl across the floor to her?
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 6, 2012 3:28 PM EST up reply actions
pew, pew, pew pew
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
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2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 6, 2012 1:38 PM EST reply actions 24 recs
Yes, I did just get Dabo confused with Dooley.
Young guys in orange I guess.
by Nick's Hat Band on Feb 6, 2012 2:29 PM EST up reply actions
This may be the first time I've wanted to stand and applaud a comment before.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 6, 2012 3:29 PM EST up reply actions
Why, thank you. Have a bird picture.....
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
my personal favorite
chillipede:
"if they're still paying, you're still winning."
-my dad
by whiskey_soup on Feb 6, 2012 1:39 PM EST reply actions 12 recs
Magnificent
"Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the wife and kids" - Homer J. Simpson
by Gov. William J. Le Petomane on Feb 6, 2012 4:32 PM EST up reply actions
Teenage Mutant Weisja Jahawks III: The Manhattan Project
When you lose to this round’s boss, the game lets you advance to the next round.
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 6, 2012 1:40 PM EST reply actions
I thought that was Tide-AL Fantasy II.
“It’s kind of like the first one, only not.”
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 6, 2012 1:44 PM EST up reply actions 8 recs
I could rec every comment, along with the post a thousand times over
Luckily, I can do that with the EDSBS Launch Code!
/not really
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 6, 2012 1:44 PM EST reply actions
Wish I had the skills to put UF and tOSU logos on these characters
by Ardbeg on Feb 6, 2012 1:48 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
I loved this game, but it was addictive.
I used to swear I was not going to play it anymore, quit for awhile, but then go back.
by Nick's Hat Band on Feb 6, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Holgo's game of choice
Vandy Fan. Yankee by birth, Southern by choice.
The Twitterz Tag
Remember the 5!
He'll be playing the role of the neighborhood dog in DaboBoy
The bringer of doom…
<img src="http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/scary/dog.jpg"/>
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
Was ist dieses? NFF filter is just letting me see a red X box
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
rush 'n' redact
"if they're still paying, you're still winning."
-my dad
by whiskey_soup on Feb 6, 2012 1:51 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
Forbe's Guide to Vanderbilt
Vandy Fan. Yankee by birth, Southern by choice.
The Twitterz Tag
Remember the 5!
an oldie
seems like the right thread to dust it off for, tho.
"if they're still paying, you're still winning."
-my dad
Each Nicktendo comes with the following game
specially designed for the commentariat
Vandy Fan. Yankee by birth, Southern by choice.
The Twitterz Tag
Remember the 5!
by VUfanInNJ on Feb 6, 2012 2:01 PM EST reply actions 6 recs
i think i like this thread a little too much
plus, boss out of town = lots of time for ’shops.
"if they're still paying, you're still winning."
-my dad
by whiskey_soup on Feb 6, 2012 2:06 PM EST reply actions 12 recs
Y'ALL KNOW ME. KNOW HOW I MAKE A LIVIN'.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Feb 6, 2012 2:08 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
"Coach, you were in the SEC? What happened?"
“NCAA slammed two regulations into our side. We was comin back from New Orleans… we’d just won the rematch. The BCS rematch. Eleven hundred recruits came in… didn’t see the first agent for half an hour…
I’ll never go recruiting again. Eleven hundred recruits came in, only 25 got signed. the agents took the rest.
Anyway, we won the rematch."
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 6, 2012 2:18 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
she's on her knees
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
by Londonjoe on Feb 6, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Another female oompa-loompa?
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
This is excellent.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 6, 2012 2:12 PM EST up reply actions
double dribble
"if they're still paying, you're still winning."
-my dad
by whiskey_soup on Feb 6, 2012 2:15 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
that's humiliating if real
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
It's not, for a number of reasons
#1, it’s fucking dumb..
#2, we don’t wear Schutt helmets, unless I missed an announcement.
#3, it’s really fucking dumb.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 6, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions
has "its fucking dumb" ever stopped anyone before?
see: the Tubby Smith project
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Tubby worked sometimes.
He did have a team run the table in the SEC and pick up the #1 overall seed, but, because he’s Tubby, they lost to UAB in the round of 32.
He was an overtime against Michigan State away from a Final Four (the Patrick Sparks “Fuck you, Billy Packer” game.)
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 6, 2012 2:46 PM EST up reply actions
…and a Keith Bogans injury and a Dwayne Wade away from another in 2003. I’m pretty sure this was the year UK went undefeated in the SEC.
You're right.
The 02-03 team was the team that ran the table in the SEC and lost to Marquette. The 03-04 team was #2 in the nation going into the tournament and lost to UAB.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 6, 2012 2:56 PM EST up reply actions
All I remember from that UAB game was the over the back pass from one twin brother to the other. I was on spring break at the time and was able to maintain a healthy detachment from the game via alcohol and the beach.
I may have cheated and used Big Blue History to look that up.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 6, 2012 3:00 PM EST up reply actions
It's not real
It’s a helmet concept some guy on the internet made. He made a tonne for other teams, but that is the worst
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
FTFY
It’s a helmet concept some guy on the internet made. He made a tonne for other teams, but that is the worst best
*snicker*
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 6, 2012 4:37 PM EST up reply actions
Off all the ones I've seen
LSU’s is just about right. It’s freaky and fits right in. He could have gotten a little more creative with Auburn’s rather than pretty much just copying the Bengal’s helmets, though.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 6, 2012 4:43 PM EST up reply actions
There was actually some amusing counter-suggestions for Ag helmets
Over at TexAgs, of all places.
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 6, 2012 4:46 PM EST up reply actions
I want a Nebraska one with L'il Red.
No defender will ever get the angle again MWA HA HA
by Albino Tornado on Feb 6, 2012 7:03 PM EST up reply actions
The Dantonio is an online java game.
http://www.bhf.org.uk/cbhf/games/heart_op/
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Sparty is sort of like the Ice Dungeon in A Link to the Past.
You’ve played it a bazillion times, but you always manage to screw it up in new and interesting ways.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 6, 2012 2:40 PM EST up reply actions
And always in the last quarter of the game.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
"How the fuck do I get back to that room with the blocks?"
After 50 tries and loads of cursing I eventually get it right.
WHERE'S WILLBECHAMPIONS? MANGO? SPORTSGEEK? ANYONE MICHIGAN?
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Feb 6, 2012 2:46 PM EST reply actions 8 recs
I don't even know what the funniest part in that is.
Oh, wait, yes I do – the butchering of the word complimentary.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 6, 2012 2:47 PM EST up reply actions
MICHIGAN VALUES™.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 6, 2012 2:47 PM EST up reply actions
Where's he getting the coupons?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 6, 2012 2:48 PM EST up reply actions
Moonlights as a pharmacist
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 2:49 PM EST up reply actions
I think it's supposed to be a she
consider the “girl’s gotta support soberphobia” line.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 6, 2012 2:50 PM EST up reply actions
Five dollars gets you anywhere in AA?
Great, let’s skip all the higher power and making amends crap and go right to Step 12.
by Nick's Hat Band on Feb 6, 2012 2:50 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, right after I admit I'm powerless alcohol and turn to a higher power, I'm supposed to elect Jed Bartlett President.
Free at last!
Leo?
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
The blanx was just here...
But you probably shouldn’t poke him.
Credit: DevBurmak via deviantArt
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 6, 2012 2:54 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Sorry, was out doing some marketing for side project.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
will this involve fire/gratuitous explosions
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 6, 2012 5:55 PM EST up reply actions
It took me 5 minutes to realize AA stood for Ann Arbor.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I read it as Auburn Alabama.
Ann Arbor makes more sense.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 3:04 PM EST up reply actions
There's already the drunk bus in Auburn.
Plus, half the time in Auburn, the walk of shame is to whatever 3000-level English class you’re taking to round out your 12 credit hours during the fall of your sixth year of undergrad.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 6, 2012 3:06 PM EST up reply actions
Gotcha.
Never been to Auburn.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions
Can you use any coloring book for that class, or does it have to be a My Little Pony one?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 6, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I doubt most could find their pen, or even their pants based on their dress patterns.
I presented a paper from one of those classes a couple of months ago though, so we weren’t all going full retard. I wasn’t an English major though…or a girl, for the record.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 6, 2012 3:09 PM EST up reply actions
The Dora and Diego ones satisfy the foreign language requirements.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 6, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions
Blue's Clues coloring books are the preferred criminology text, I think.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 6, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions
Fine Art
I actually owned one of these in the 70s.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 6, 2012 3:29 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd hard
I have been to Moravsky Krumlov to see the Slav Epic panels. They are amazing.
No sig.
by GenericCommenter0001 on Feb 6, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions
so true
"Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the wife and kids" - Homer J. Simpson
by Gov. William J. Le Petomane on Feb 6, 2012 4:36 PM EST up reply actions
What a Go-Getter!!
"Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the wife and kids" - Homer J. Simpson
by Gov. William J. Le Petomane on Feb 6, 2012 4:35 PM EST up reply actions
Know its not an NES game
But had to throw this in:
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
by skywaker9 on Feb 6, 2012 2:50 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Mike Bobo the game?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 2:53 PM EST up reply actions
Actually its Kansas Trail
You have died of dissing Terry …Allen
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 6, 2012 5:46 PM EST up reply actions
Coach Chizik's new game
^<<>>^ unlocks an extra $180,000
allegedly.
If the brute force method fails, you didn't use enough brute force.
by AubEng on Feb 6, 2012 2:51 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Where is jonfmorse?
Thoughts? I’m totally surprised, but not upset at all.
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
Do y'all accept the paypals?
Also, will the console start yelling obscenities in all caps if Syracuse misses an extra point and the refs don’t blow the replay this season?
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 6, 2012 2:55 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Grand Theft Auto: Pony Express
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 6, 2012 2:58 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
They're standing up.
How do you make a dead body stand up? And where’s the fifth one?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 6, 2012 2:59 PM EST up reply actions
Not sure yet. Ask the DA. Or better yet, the AD, protagonist of Red Panty Redemption
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 6, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions
Vince Dooley never would have let this happen.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 6, 2012 3:02 PM EST up reply actions
Also this thread needs Tecmo Bo.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 6, 2012 3:05 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
Virginia Tech can be Gemfire
The game plays like normal, except you inexplicably field only half of the best offensive units in your party at once.
There is a cat on the pitch
In this Liverpool-Spurs match. :-)
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Here
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
by skywaker9 on Feb 6, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Consider me unsurprised
that Liverpool can’t get a defender within five yards of the cat.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 6, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Andy Carroll has been chasing that cat for 10 minutes
Predictably, this was the result
bawwwwwwwwwwww kitty
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 6, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions
Coach Mora does not appreciate you posting film of spring practice.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 6, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions
Furk.
Reply fail to kizzak.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 6, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions
It's k, I'll take all the attention I can get.
/daddydidn’tloveme
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1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 6, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions
Funny story
Jeld Wen Field (Portland Timbers home) actually has cats, feral cats mind you but still cats. They keep them around to eat the mice.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Cats love leashes
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions
cat trollface
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 6, 2012 3:32 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Zero emotion
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 6, 2012 3:33 PM EST up reply actions
Is your cat making too much noise all the time?
Is your cat constantly stomping around driving you crazy? Is your cat clawing at your furnitures? Think there’s no answer? You’re so stupid! There is! Kitten Mittons.
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room." - President Merkin Muffley
by I_Call_The_Big_One_Bitey on Feb 6, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
This is when it really hurts that I didn't finish my hack of Mike Locksley's Punch Out!!!
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
I did finish this part, though.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
by OHokie on Feb 6, 2012 3:57 PM EST up reply actions 9 recs
This is
easily one of the best things I’ve seen on the interwebz in a looooong time
"Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the wife and kids" - Homer J. Simpson
by Gov. William J. Le Petomane on Feb 6, 2012 4:38 PM EST reply actions
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