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Giants victory? Patriots victory? Either way....

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I found this Friday right before I left work, so didn't have time to post

Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.

by Burrito Electrico on Feb 5, 2012 11:26 AM EST reply actions  

that was an interesting night

to say the least

Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.

by dudebrabroman on Feb 5, 2012 11:49 AM EST up reply actions  

Blow +3.5

Suck -3.5

Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.

by Burrito Electrico on Feb 5, 2012 11:29 AM EST up reply actions  

Forgetting the words of the national anthem +10.5

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Feb 5, 2012 12:40 PM EST up reply actions  

its kelly clarkson I think she will be ok

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 12:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I...I don't get this reference.

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 12:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Super Bowl XLVI: Whoever wins, we lose.

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by SpartanDan on Feb 5, 2012 11:29 AM EST reply actions  

I'm cool with Mark Herzlich.

I’m a total sap for those kinds of stories. So I wouldn’t be upset if he had a good game. (Does he even start? I don’t know anything about the Giants.)

by Attie Hat on Feb 5, 2012 12:24 PM EST up reply actions  

BCS Doublespeak:

Playoffs are bad, and every game counts in our system, but only the last game really counted.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 5, 2012 11:35 AM EST up reply actions  

newspeak at its finest

Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.

by dudebrabroman on Feb 5, 2012 11:44 AM EST up reply actions  

People watched the BCS game?

the secret ingredient is ... love?!

by gtne91 on Feb 5, 2012 12:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Take that, ya fuckin' traitor.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 5, 2012 11:31 AM EST reply actions  

What's everyone cookin today?

6.5 lbs pork shoulder w/ vinegar, salt, pepper, cayenne pepper, chili powder, and a little brown sugar in the slow cooker right now. Blood orange bourbon punch standing by for drankin.

Weoejuwejhdjwe!
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by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Feb 5, 2012 11:32 AM EST reply actions  

Pizza Hut

because Pappa John’s won’t deliver to me

by ArmyTiger on Feb 5, 2012 12:21 PM EST up reply actions  

sad face for you.

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 12:32 PM EST up reply actions  

TURDUCKEN.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Feb 5, 2012 12:24 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

WANT

I myself am not really cooking anything for tonight, oh but I do have A HANDLE OF EAGLE RARE WHICH IS REALLY JUST A COMICALLY OVERSIZED REGULAR EAGLE RARE BOTTLE!
#teambourbon

Go gata!

by theologator on Feb 5, 2012 1:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Cooking? Lol

I shall be buying tostitos y salsa

Punting is winning.

by The Assman 1 on Feb 5, 2012 1:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Well I cooked chicken and sausage for my lunch meat this week.

Going to prep some cheesy meaty dip about 3 or 4 or so. REALLY REALLY hoping someone is bringing actual meat to the gathering i’m going to tonight

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 1:10 PM EST up reply actions  

The flop that led to Torres's card was a textbook flop

Also, probably a good idea not to take the soccer ball right to the eye

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 5, 2012 11:34 AM EST reply actions  

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL NOT MAN U!

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by SpartanDan on Feb 5, 2012 11:36 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

YES!

BAD THING HAPPEN TO MANU!

NO!

GOOD THING HAPPEN TO CHELSKI!

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by jonfmorse on Feb 5, 2012 11:36 AM EST reply actions  

I keep looking for an EPL team to adopt

But I always find a douchebag I don’t like on every team, and so can’t settle on one.

Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.

by Burrito Electrico on Feb 5, 2012 11:38 AM EST up reply actions  

BOLIVIAN LEAGUE IS THE BEST LEAGUE Y'ALL

Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.

by Burrito Electrico on Feb 5, 2012 11:39 AM EST up reply actions  

My primary rooting interest is Glasgow Celtic . . .

. . . but I’ve taken up bandwagoning for Norwich, with entertaining results to date.

/ been watching more soccer than any other sport lately
// it’s the only live event on when the dog wakes up on weekends

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Feb 5, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I have to be honest

one reason I always loved Liverpool was Robbie Fowler trying to snort the goal line.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 5, 2012 11:40 AM EST up reply actions  

YES.

Perhaps the greatest sports celebration I’ve ever seen.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 5, 2012 12:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I settled on Everton after the first time I saw them play

it was THE game vs Wimbledon.

Choosing a team teetering on the edge of relegation says something about me, but not sure if its good or not.

Plus, they dont wear red, because, fuck teams that wear red*. It convenient that in all but 1 case, my teams’ biggest rivals wear red.

*exception, the Cincinnati Reds

the secret ingredient is ... love?!

by gtne91 on Feb 5, 2012 12:27 PM EST up reply actions  

semi-offtopic question

Are Britains as confused about baseball as Americans are about cricket?

the secret ingredient is ... love?!

by gtne91 on Feb 5, 2012 12:32 PM EST up reply actions  

They wonder why we play a schoolgirl's game.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 5, 2012 12:32 PM EST up reply actions  

and thats a rec

the secret ingredient is ... love?!

by gtne91 on Feb 5, 2012 12:34 PM EST up reply actions  

THAT WASN'T VERY FRIENDLY

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by jonfmorse on Feb 5, 2012 12:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think so.

We’ve got a schoolyard and girls game that’s pretty similar (rounders). I think the confusing bit is why so many people care about it.

Yeah, probably.

by gth863x on Feb 5, 2012 12:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Third.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
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by SpartanDan on Feb 5, 2012 12:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Apparently the transfer deadline strategy

was to bring back ever player that was sold expensive and failed with new team.

the secret ingredient is ... love?!

by gtne91 on Feb 5, 2012 12:44 PM EST up reply actions  

LOLOLOL OWN GOAL

(well not quite an own goal but it went in off the Man U player)

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 5, 2012 11:37 AM EST reply actions  

Yeah, it's an own goal.

You can only get credit for a goal that goes in off an opponent if the shot was headed for the net anyway. This was a pass that got deflected in.

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by SpartanDan on Feb 5, 2012 11:42 AM EST up reply actions  

/checks wallet

//checks phone
///checks dignity
Two out of three aint bad.

by emc503 on Feb 5, 2012 11:39 AM EST reply actions  

checks schedule

checks wallet
checks texts
shit I’m 0’fer

Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.

by dudebrabroman on Feb 5, 2012 11:46 AM EST up reply actions  

good to know

Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.

by dudebrabroman on Feb 5, 2012 11:57 AM EST up reply actions  

what did you do?

Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.

by dudebrabroman on Feb 5, 2012 11:57 AM EST up reply actions  

i think the latest i've ever been out til is like 5

and that was after the notre dame night game this year.

its hard for me to stay up til 3 even, haha.

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Feb 5, 2012 11:58 AM EST up reply actions  

i guess I didnt technically "stay out

But ate drunk food after the bar, fell asleep at like 3, woke up 2 hours later with no pants on, had to find said pants and all my shit, then got on the train. Going the wrong way. Then got on the train going the right way. Home at six. Latests i’ve actually been out was 5, non stop.

by emc503 on Feb 5, 2012 12:01 PM EST up reply actions  

There's nothing like getting on the subway and realizing you're going home when everyone else is going to work.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 5, 2012 12:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Or getting on it going the wrong way

I’ve done it twice, incidentally both times after going out with the same group of people. Last night I was on autopilot and got on the train i take to work and not the one i use to get home

by emc503 on Feb 5, 2012 12:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I did this after a run.

Entered a station that I used all the time from a different entrance and didn’t bother checking the signs, just got on the train on the side I normally used…wait, why am I in Brooklyn?

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 5, 2012 12:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I've only pulled off something similar once.

Visiting a friend at UMinn the night after his last final (MSU got out a week earlier), we walked to the Twins game, then had the T-Wolves playoff game (the one year they managed not to suck) on in the background while playing poker. I managed to get on I-94 headed the wrong way out of campus and didn’t even notice for a while. Even going through the Lowry Tunnel only made me suspicious; I wasn’t certain of it until I realized that the exit numbers were going down instead of up.

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Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Feb 5, 2012 12:46 PM EST up reply actions  

You just need more practice.

I’ve done the 8pm-8am before.

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 12:34 PM EST up reply actions  

It's like these kids don't know how to do ANYTHING anymore.

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 12:38 PM EST up reply actions  

And about 10 years younger than me. Also my 8-8 was done about 2 years ago.

get on my level.

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 12:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Shit son that's just college.

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 12:49 PM EST up reply actions  

If you have to work all night, or put in maximum overtime

it means that your input wasn’t asked for and the people making the schedule knew nothing about the requirements of the job.

Believe it or not, in my 27-year career in s/w and database developing, I’ve never been part of that kind of a “team.” I’ve always been “the” SME, and when they wanted to know how long it would take they asked me.

I realize that’s almost unheard-of, and I’ve been very lucky. Even the times I did work with other people, I was still the database expert, so again — my schedule. If someone tried to hand me an unrealistic timeline, it was just a matter of saying “That won’t work because of X, Y, and Z. I’ll need at least [insert Scotty’s estimated time to fix warp drives here].”

It’s been a wonderful career…

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 5, 2012 1:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Or it means that you had a major storm and people are cranky about not having electricity.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 5, 2012 5:15 PM EST up reply actions  

That for a deliverable, or did something go south?

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 5, 2012 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

just normal duty

when it’s 36 hours straight at work, that’s something going south.

by ArmyTiger on Feb 5, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

If you're doing 24 on/whatever off

That’s a whole nother ball of wax from a developer’s overnighter with Dr. Pepper and Cheez-Its.

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 5, 2012 4:12 PM EST up reply actions  

This ref.

Woof.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Feb 5, 2012 11:49 AM EST reply actions  

Catching up to EDSBS....

It appears Urban Meyer is up to SECish recruiting practices? I wonder if Crabapple Buck and Devidee are on board with this…..

by softbatch on Feb 5, 2012 11:53 AM EST reply actions  

That's a rugby match.

Fuck you very much, BBC America, for showing that shit show yesterday, and not this match.

WOOOO!!! Victory is sweet.

Yeah, probably.

by gth863x on Feb 5, 2012 11:57 AM EST reply actions  

If anyone finds my brain, tell it I'm looking for him

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 5, 2012 12:02 PM EST reply actions  

What a strike!

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Feb 5, 2012 12:05 PM EST reply actions  

Woohoo! Another goal for Not Man U!

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by SpartanDan on Feb 5, 2012 12:05 PM EST reply actions  

LOL MANURE

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by jonfmorse on Feb 5, 2012 12:05 PM EST reply actions  

Oh, my.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 5, 2012 12:10 PM EST reply actions  

The rout is on.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Feb 5, 2012 12:10 PM EST reply actions  

Hit Ferdinand, I think.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Feb 5, 2012 12:10 PM EST reply actions  

Yeah, dunno if they'll call that an OG or not.

Definitely deflected off Ferdinand.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 5, 2012 12:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I like watching United get shit on

I need Chelsea to lose.
It’s like getting the super bowl twice today /sadface

by SakerlinaJosh on Feb 5, 2012 12:10 PM EST reply actions  

IT'S SUPER BID SUNDAY AT SYRACUSE

Good god I gotta deal with sorority chicks screaming and running down streets for the next 2 and a half hours…. (my room overlooks sorority row more or less)

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by RyanMcD29 on Feb 5, 2012 12:11 PM EST reply actions  

Put in earplugs.

crack open a beer. Watch.

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by purwho on Feb 5, 2012 12:12 PM EST up reply actions  

That, and put a lockdown on my Facebook news feed

I feel as if every girl in Syracuse is posting a “WELCOME HOME MY add greek letters here BABIES!!!” status

Twitter: RyanMcD29

by RyanMcD29 on Feb 5, 2012 12:17 PM EST up reply actions  

/dry heaves

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Feb 5, 2012 12:18 PM EST up reply actions  

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey.

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 12:34 PM EST up reply actions  

my roommate freshman year was a BABY ANGEL

i didn’t rush and she called me her baby opossum. because even she thought it was a little sickening.

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Feb 5, 2012 12:22 PM EST up reply actions  

GDI here

But some of my best friends were Greek, so I’m cool.

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 5, 2012 1:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Anchorage won last night!

Eight games to go and Minny leads by three points.

by Erik T on Feb 5, 2012 12:15 PM EST reply actions  

BOOOOOOOO

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by jonfmorse on Feb 5, 2012 12:17 PM EST reply actions  

BBC's new football page layout looks awful

Awful yellow and hard to find things easily. Boo.

by softbatch on Feb 5, 2012 12:26 PM EST reply actions  

It's their whole BBCSports page

It’s easier to find a few things, they’ve stopped burying things in links now. Need to do something about the colours though.

Yeah, probably.

by gth863x on Feb 5, 2012 12:29 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL WUT ANOTHER PENALTY

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by purwho on Feb 5, 2012 12:27 PM EST reply actions  

Oh, for fuck's sake.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 5, 2012 12:28 PM EST reply actions  

That looked sloppy on Ivanovic's part, fwiw.

Don’t have much of an issue with that one, at least at first glance.

by Chris Pendley on Feb 5, 2012 12:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, I'm not bitching about the call.

I’m bitching about the derp.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 5, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Bloody hell.

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by SpartanDan on Feb 5, 2012 12:28 PM EST reply actions  

Lulz.

This match is pure arse.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Feb 5, 2012 12:28 PM EST reply actions  

I am pretty sure that I could beat Peter Cech 99 times out of 100 on a penalty kick.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 5, 2012 12:29 PM EST reply actions  

It's a scrum cap.

But he looks seriously goofy.

Yeah, probably.

by gth863x on Feb 5, 2012 12:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Scrum Cap?

/washes out own mouth with soap

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by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Feb 5, 2012 12:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Jersey Mikes

#couponFerFree

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by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Feb 5, 2012 12:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I have a coupon for the Quiznos near me

That they always just hand right back to me. I get $2 off every large and $1 off the regular

by emc503 on Feb 5, 2012 12:36 PM EST up reply actions  

oh oh oh oh oh. i finally found one in san antonio!!

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 12:35 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm actually getting sick of jimmy johns, almost.

that being said, i’ll probably have it for dinner.

we had waaaay too much jj catering left over after our event and i took home enough sandwiches for lunch 3 days in a row. ALMOST OVERKILL.

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Feb 5, 2012 12:44 PM EST up reply actions  

BLASPHEMY

There is no such thing as too much Jimmy Johns

by emc503 on Feb 5, 2012 12:45 PM EST up reply actions  

It's... well, I suppose it's better than Subway.

As overrated as Chick-Fil-A? As overrated as Chick-Fil-A.

by Erik T on Feb 5, 2012 12:47 PM EST up reply actions  

YOU TAKE THAT BACK

Nothing is as overrated as Chick-Fil-A.

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by SpartanDan on Feb 5, 2012 12:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Clem invocation unnecessary.

If I want shitty fast food chicken and relatively delicious fries, why, there’s an Arby’s right down the street.

by Erik T on Feb 5, 2012 12:59 PM EST up reply actions  

So outlandish as to be impossible to take seriously.

I wouldn’t feed Wendy’s to my dog, if I had a dog.

by Erik T on Feb 5, 2012 1:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Bull.

What, then, is your call for the best?

by emc503 on Feb 5, 2012 1:04 PM EST up reply actions  

National?

Well, Five Guys kicks Wendy’s in the throat. Depends on if you count it as fast food.

Otherwise, Sonic also destroys Wendy’s.

by Erik T on Feb 5, 2012 1:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, Sonic doesnt actually exist

But I’ll grant you Five Guys, though I dont really count it since it’s not a drive through.

by emc503 on Feb 5, 2012 1:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I would also definitely favor Arby's, and consider Booger King.

McDonald’s, obviously, isn’t even tangentially related to food.

by Erik T on Feb 5, 2012 1:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Seriously? 5 guys?

I don’t know anyone who can go to 5 guys without having a BM within an hour of eating

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 1:11 PM EST up reply actions  

This was in Atlanta.

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 1:13 PM EST up reply actions  

5 guys is fine

sonic is great
will eat chipotle any day

Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.

by dudebrabroman on Feb 5, 2012 1:14 PM EST up reply actions  

this man gets it

they’re only competition around here is taco bell, so they remain my favorite fast food/mexican place.

Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.

by dudebrabroman on Feb 5, 2012 1:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, goodness yes, Chipotle.

But burritos don’t count for some reason.

by Erik T on Feb 5, 2012 1:14 PM EST up reply actions  

NO NO NO.

You do not put anything in your mouth that comes from Sonic unless it comes in a CUP.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 5, 2012 1:15 PM EST up reply actions  

good thing tater tots now come in a cup

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 1:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck that.

I have a deep fryer and they sell giant bags of tater tots at Wal*Mart.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 5, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I dont go to Walmart. Ever.

22 years and counting. Keeping the streak alive.

by emc503 on Feb 5, 2012 1:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I go

Not that I enjoy it, but it has necessities

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 5, 2012 1:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, well aren't you superior.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 5, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions  

you have to fry your potatoes twice?

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 1:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Ore-Ida, dear.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 5, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions  

question remains.

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 1:22 PM EST up reply actions  

They aren't fried then frozen...

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by jonfmorse on Feb 5, 2012 1:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Five Guys doesn't count.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Feb 5, 2012 1:29 PM EST up reply actions  

fuck mayonnaise

…unless its ranch dressing

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 12:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't trust anything which can be classified "salad-goop"

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 1:04 PM EST up reply actions  

NO

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 1:16 PM EST up reply actions  

that is NOT egg salad.

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll take it

Egg, potato, chicken, crab, tuna, it’s all good

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 5, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions  

/belks

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 1:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I've eaten crab salad that was made from materials all stored around 50 degrees

And prepared outside in 80 degree temperatures. Still didn’t turn my nose at it.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 5, 2012 1:23 PM EST up reply actions  

somehow shits more the next day

Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.

by dudebrabroman on Feb 5, 2012 1:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I've also eaten pimiento cheese sandwiches that had been sitting out for an entire tailgate

The last time I’ve ever had “uh oh” moments after food was eating fried fatback at a fish fry (this was upon already consumed mounds of fried catfish and oysters, so I should have seen it coming)

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 5, 2012 1:25 PM EST up reply actions  

/belks

//would eat crab by itself

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 1:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Does a poached egg count as "goop"?

Because frisee salad rocks.

"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."

by mnHorn on Feb 5, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions  

that's a real salad. you can see the leafy greens.

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 1:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Honestly, I haven't found a premade sammich that DOES.

well except for Cosi.

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 12:50 PM EST up reply actions  

probably true

just didn’t want to waste it all. plus free food. my favorite.

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Feb 5, 2012 12:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, yeah, that's the preferred meal of all college kids

Our hall got food from some really good restaurants on the reg

by emc503 on Feb 5, 2012 12:52 PM EST up reply actions  

best part about being involved in student orgs is when i can go without making dinner for a whole week

worst part is when i take home an entire catering tray of garlic knots..that was dumb.

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Feb 5, 2012 12:54 PM EST up reply actions  

YOU!

EXTREMELY SOON.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Feb 5, 2012 12:56 PM EST up reply actions  

YAIS

although i’m about to leave a computer and head to the library right now…haha. woops.

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Feb 5, 2012 12:57 PM EST up reply actions  

/get the ball into the box

//get tripped
///??
////profit

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Feb 5, 2012 12:32 PM EST reply actions  

Um, well, I don't care for the Patriots either.

/bill belichick glares, pulls hood up
//tom coughlin glares, turns red

¡El Hipopótamo!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 5, 2012 12:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Why stop at red?

Plus, if Coughlin gets his ass kicked, NDNation’s Cialis-induced boner for him might subside.

¡El Hipopótamo!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 5, 2012 12:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Just looked up Coughlins record vs ND

So why did BC have to play in South Bend in 92 and 93?

the secret ingredient is ... love?!

by gtne91 on Feb 5, 2012 12:43 PM EST up reply actions  

COUGHLIN WAS A SYRACUSE MAN BEFORE HE COACHED AT BC

Oh nose I gave ACS another reason to root for the Pats

Twitter: RyanMcD29

by RyanMcD29 on Feb 5, 2012 12:47 PM EST up reply actions  

don't care

still on #teamMeteor for this game
/first time was weakly pro-Giants because didn’t want Pats to go undefeated

by drothgery on Feb 5, 2012 12:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Watching from beyond the grave

Senative n. the destruction of one's political career by meme: [fr: middle Intrazweb Eynglush (2009-2020) note: post ASCII], see entry under "Craig James allegedly killed 5 hookers while enrolled at SMU".

by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Feb 5, 2012 12:41 PM EST up reply actions  

#TeamEli?

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by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Feb 5, 2012 12:34 PM EST reply actions  

LOL Torres.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 5, 2012 12:36 PM EST reply actions  

Skip Bayless says he's still confident in Eli

Therefore the wise sage has spoken and the Patriots shall be victorious

Punting is winning.

by The Assman 1 on Feb 5, 2012 12:38 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

Worst co-worker ever?

He’s like. Almost as much of a piece of shit as Craig James.

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by alexanderkotov on Feb 5, 2012 12:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Poised to aggravate

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by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Feb 5, 2012 12:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Hooboy.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 5, 2012 12:43 PM EST reply actions  

Bwahhahahahaha

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Feb 5, 2012 12:44 PM EST reply actions  

wait. What's the steroid one and the suspicious one?

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 12:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah it's a little small

Steroid is Towson, Suspicious is Princeton

Twitter: RyanMcD29

by RyanMcD29 on Feb 5, 2012 12:48 PM EST up reply actions  

i like it.

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 12:51 PM EST up reply actions  

The game starts at 6:30 I think

And NFL countdown and some NBC pregame started at Noon and Mike and Mike and First take were on even before that

Punting is winning.

by The Assman 1 on Feb 5, 2012 12:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes

Between NBC and ESPN today…. I think I’ll put on NBCSN and CBS for hockey and college hoops till around 3ish. Hell no to putting on ESPNU for a Duke game

Twitter: RyanMcD29

by RyanMcD29 on Feb 5, 2012 12:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Johnny Evans almost went goat to hero.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Feb 5, 2012 12:53 PM EST reply actions  

All right, time to put a good road win on the resume.

Go Blue!

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 5, 2012 1:02 PM EST reply actions  

WHAT

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 5, 2012 1:23 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

NEIN.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Feb 5, 2012 1:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Is that an ad from NDNation?

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Feb 5, 2012 1:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Just after the first basket.

Paper bags that the students pop.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
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by SpartanDan on Feb 5, 2012 1:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Its getting "gritty" out there

By which I mean neither team has a competent offense

Punting is winning.

by The Assman 1 on Feb 5, 2012 1:13 PM EST up reply actions  

...because we don't hate you?

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by jonfmorse on Feb 5, 2012 1:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm going for the whole it's so bad it's funny thing

But I did just see Rob Lowe in a jock strap and have now decided this is a bad idea

by ItsComplicated on Feb 5, 2012 1:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I would not be sad if Tubby retired tomorrow.

Such a listless, uninterested team. Every year.

by Erik T on Feb 5, 2012 1:14 PM EST reply actions  

What I learned from his time at UK

is that that comment makes you a racist.

/Not spidery, Im mocking idiots
//Okay, maybe a little spidery

the secret ingredient is ... love?!

by gtne91 on Feb 5, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Coach Willingham co-signs

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Feb 5, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Dear Lord, this is B1G-tacular.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 5, 2012 1:14 PM EST reply actions  

Pitbull is now selling Bud Light?

I am confused at why they’re not having a REAL GOOD TIME

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 5, 2012 1:16 PM EST reply actions  

not "now" selling, has been selling since like November.

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 1:17 PM EST up reply actions  

This is the first time I've seen the commercial

Also, the first time I’ve seen a performer so blatantly actually put his name on the product’s logo

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 5, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions  

It's their first season.

They haven’t gone full B1G yet.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 5, 2012 1:19 PM EST up reply actions  

They were pretty B1G for several years before they joined.

"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."

by mnHorn on Feb 5, 2012 1:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Everyone being ridiculously amped up at the start of the game probably has some effect.

Huge rivalry game, with sole possession of 2nd place in the Big Ten on the line.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Feb 5, 2012 1:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Good Morning!!!

Hello, hangover!

Stupid absinthe.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Feb 5, 2012 1:22 PM EST reply actions  

/gives sax bacon

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 1:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Mmm

Super Bowl party for 2Ls at local bar. With $300 in free appetizers.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Feb 5, 2012 1:24 PM EST up reply actions  

/give sax bacon bourbon

//steals it back when sax isn’t looking

Go gata!

by theologator on Feb 5, 2012 1:26 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

how is this done?

Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.

by dudebrabroman on Feb 5, 2012 1:28 PM EST up reply actions  

/Puts on lab coat

//Works until all hours of the night
///$$$

Punting is winning.

by The Assman 1 on Feb 5, 2012 1:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I shall join you

as a quality control expert.

Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.

by dudebrabroman on Feb 5, 2012 1:30 PM EST up reply actions  

/swirls mysterious liquid in Ehrlenmeyer flask

//hums to self, writes inscrutable notes
///somehow manages to get 5% of earnings

by emc503 on Feb 5, 2012 1:31 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

YAIS

Rightchere. The real question is which bourbon to use? The Eagle Rare? The Jim Beam? The Rowans Creek?

Go gata!

by theologator on Feb 5, 2012 1:31 PM EST up reply actions  

two hours til the Puppy Bowl!

yais.

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Feb 5, 2012 1:24 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

YOU. need help.

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 1:25 PM EST up reply actions  

You put them on one leg at a time

Start with your left and then the right

Punting is winning.

by The Assman 1 on Feb 5, 2012 1:33 PM EST up reply actions  

don't forget the zipper!

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Feb 5, 2012 1:34 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

i always forget the zipper!

no seriously it’s like 40 here. I’m thinking of going for a run. is a tshirt going to be enough?

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 1:34 PM EST up reply actions  

all the chaffing?

ALL. THE. CHAFFING.

Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.

by dudebrabroman on Feb 5, 2012 1:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 5, 2012 1:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I do not own a jacket.

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 1:38 PM EST up reply actions  

hoodie? long sleeve?

Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.

by dudebrabroman on Feb 5, 2012 1:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Warm ups? Hoodie?

You’ll need an extra layer. I ran yesterday in shorts, t shirt and a track jacket. I was wearing the least gear of anyone I saw on the run, most everyone had tights, a jacket and some headgear of some sort.

by emc503 on Feb 5, 2012 1:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not worried about legs.

hoodies are too heavy. I have a long sleeve for the cold base layer but I’m afraid its going to be too hot for me after a mile

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Sun? Wind?

I think you might be fine with just a long-sleeve shirt.

by Erik T on Feb 5, 2012 1:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Wear the long sleeve

You can pull up the arms later. You’ll be cold without a warmer base layer. And definitely look at getting a light running jacket; I’ve repurposed an light Mountain Hardware that i have and it works great

by emc503 on Feb 5, 2012 1:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd think so.

But then I’m a crazy Yankee, so …

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Feb 5, 2012 1:51 PM EST up reply actions  

i just go with tight stretchy pants

for the ladeez

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Feb 5, 2012 2:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm going to go run. you can go to the gym

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 1:39 PM EST up reply actions  

About to go out too

get off your fat, lazy ass.

/bless yore heart

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 5, 2012 1:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I think I'm going to save my walk for after the MSU-Mich game.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Feb 5, 2012 1:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Just go.

Pick a long route around campus and just run it. Dont set a time, just keep going for the whole time and you’ll feel great after.

by emc503 on Feb 5, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Ahh, the Texas A&M hangover

You think you’ve got it knocked out and then somehow it always comes back to beat you in the end

by emc503 on Feb 5, 2012 1:44 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

Fluids, lots of fluids

"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
לכאלה הולכים שבאה

by 8gooner8 on Feb 5, 2012 1:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Also Taco Bell.

Its counterintuitive, but if you can keep the Bell down, you are cured.

the secret ingredient is ... love?!

by gtne91 on Feb 5, 2012 3:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Apply super-greasy fast food.

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Feb 5, 2012 2:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn you, UN-L.

Buzzer-beating 3 puts Corn up 1 at half.

by Erik T on Feb 5, 2012 1:43 PM EST reply actions  

Michigan did the same

except that it cut their deficit to 8.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Feb 5, 2012 1:52 PM EST up reply actions  

you know you want to adopt one of those

/please yell at me to get off my couch and get dressed to run

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 2:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Go run.

If only to get that delightful post run feeling that much sooner

by emc503 on Feb 5, 2012 2:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope. just walked outside. Too cold.

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 2:17 PM EST up reply actions  

GO RUN.

GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN

by emc503 on Feb 5, 2012 2:25 PM EST up reply actions  

/goes to find hoodie...i guess...

//i hate you all
///if i end up sick i’m blaming you

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I know but it's worse out than i thought

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I am by staying inside

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 2:29 PM EST up reply actions  

RUN LIKE YOURE BEING CHASED BY HAMMOND

JUST DO IT. ALL DAY I DREAM ABOUT SPORTS. SOMETHING SOMETHING WHATEVER BROOKS AND ASICS MOTTOS ARE

by emc503 on Feb 5, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

IMPOSSIBLE IS NOTHING

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 5, 2012 2:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I just need a concept 2.

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions  

exercise.

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Feb 5, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions  

go run

do it, you feel good afterwords, its some of the best release you can get with clothes on.

Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.

by dudebrabroman on Feb 5, 2012 2:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Ah fuck it, just stay on your couch and think about running

"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
לכאלה הולכים שבאה

by 8gooner8 on Feb 5, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Excuses.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 5, 2012 2:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Just wear a sweatshirt.

(Not that this prevented me from getting sick last week….)

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 5, 2012 2:28 PM EST up reply actions  

my throat feels like I smoked a 12 pack

I will run in an hour, go do it.

Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.

by dudebrabroman on Feb 5, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Wuss.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Feb 5, 2012 2:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes.

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions  

So Super Bid Sunday is even worse than I thought

Almost got hit by a car with girls hanging out the window walking to lunch (though that would’ve been a nice lawsuit), girls all jumping up and down the same way and blasting out music, random chants, cars honking, AAHHHHH MAKE IT STOP

At least for the bright side of humanity, there were guys playing football in the middle of the road where there’s a lawn separating the two roads.

That, and now I kinda wanna blast out “Machinehead” out my window. Maybe even by announcing that it’s “The Paul Finebaum Radio Network” while the beginning loops over and over again

Twitter: RyanMcD29

by RyanMcD29 on Feb 5, 2012 2:12 PM EST reply actions  

One of the sororities just put on Avicii's "Fade Into Darkness"

Hell has just begun as the entire road is now singing that. If your gonna play that song, play “Penguin” and not “Fade Into Darkness”

Twitter: RyanMcD29

by RyanMcD29 on Feb 5, 2012 2:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not looking forward to this evening

But if the Giants win, oh, the schadenfreude, it will be delicious

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 5, 2012 2:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I hope that's the case

Though maybe on the brighter side if the Pats win, BAWSTON SPORTS TALK RADIO /Shipping Up to Boston plays in the background while call of “THE PATRIOTS WIN THEIR FAWTH SUPER BOWL AND TAWM BRADY IS AMAZING” plays over it before show starts/ will have callers with the most ridiculous calls this side of the Mason-Dixon that resemble Bama fans after the NCG on Finebaum

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by RyanMcD29 on Feb 5, 2012 2:20 PM EST up reply actions  

OH GOD

One of the sororities is blasting out Only the Good Die Young

Let me guess what’s on their t-shirts… “I’D RATHER LAUGH WITH THE SINNERS THAN CRY WITH THE SAINTS.. THE SINNERS ARE MUCH MORE FUN”

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by RyanMcD29 on Feb 5, 2012 2:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Lost in all of this

Billy Joel is really just trying to guilt a girl into sleeping with him.

by Lucas Jackson on Feb 5, 2012 2:32 PM EST up reply actions  

That and the fact girls ruin such a great singer like Billy Joel

TECHNICALLY LEVITTOWN PRIDE!

Oh, and the second I hear “Don’t Stop Believing” or “Living On a Prayer,” I’m going for a nice long walk on the other side of campus

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by RyanMcD29 on Feb 5, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Over/under

Three more songs.

Why people who weren’t born when these shitty songs were released now like these songs is unfathomable.

BRAIN DAMAGE

Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.

by Burrito Electrico on Feb 5, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Everytime I hear that Christmastime

I point out that it’s entirely about date rape. And people respond to “You know what, you’re right”

Twitter: RyanMcD29

by RyanMcD29 on Feb 5, 2012 2:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Sounds like one of my pastimes:

telling/reminding people that ‘Like a Prayer’ is about fellatio.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Feb 5, 2012 2:41 PM EST up reply actions  

YOU FACK

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 5, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Alrighty then

Giants victory for the lulz it is

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by RyanMcD29 on Feb 5, 2012 2:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Just throwing it out there

Chopped>>Super Bowl. With bitchier judges.

by emc503 on Feb 5, 2012 2:12 PM EST reply actions  

"Your blood was one of the basket ingredients, but I'm really not getting it at all

You just threw it in the sauce as an afterthought, and frankly, it lacks creativity."

by emc503 on Feb 5, 2012 2:14 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

"Your food was delicious, technically perfect, and wonderfully inventive... but I don't like your face, so you're chopped."

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Feb 5, 2012 2:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Ted Allen is a mincing asshole who does nothing of value.

I want to put him an Guarnascehlli in a cage and lock them in there until one kills the other.

by emc503 on Feb 5, 2012 2:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I actually don't mind him, comparatively.

I can’t stand Guarnaschelli and Conant together. “You served me red onions, when you know I don’t like them…”

I don’t like mayo, but if you made some because it was integral to your dish, then I’d suffer and eat it, and judge it based on what it was supposed to be, not my personal feelings, you self-centered prick

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Feb 5, 2012 2:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I cant even imagine him at college

He was probably that asshole who wore a tie to class and insisted that everyone call it a cravat.

by emc503 on Feb 5, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't just look at it. Eat it.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Feb 5, 2012 2:19 PM EST up reply actions  

MSU's defense is phenomenal.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 5, 2012 2:23 PM EST reply actions  

This has been one of our better games.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Feb 5, 2012 2:32 PM EST up reply actions  

A freshman point guard in a hostile road environment against a good defensive team is a recipe for trouble.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 5, 2012 2:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I hear a chickadee singing!

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Feb 5, 2012 2:24 PM EST reply actions  

I went one a goose hunt with a buddy of mine yesterday

which was really just paddling down the Shenandoah for a few hours, and we saw a ton of bluebirds. Talk about a pretty bird.

Go gata!

by theologator on Feb 5, 2012 2:31 PM EST up reply actions  

We get those pretty often here, probably 3 or 4 visit the feeders on a regular basis.

Those Carolina Wrens are pretty impressive—I can be inside the house, and still hear them singing from the other side of the yard.

by Synaesthesia on Feb 5, 2012 2:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Have we finally reached short-length equilibrium?

They seem to have finally stopped getting longer.

by Erik T on Feb 5, 2012 2:36 PM EST reply actions  

I like my shorts to just touch the tops of my kneecaps, when doing athletics

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Feb 5, 2012 2:38 PM EST up reply actions  

In HS our basketball shorts were comically long

Our 5 6 point guard was basically wearing pants. Somehow they never interfered with dribbling between the legs though

by bruinM on Feb 5, 2012 2:41 PM EST up reply actions  

long shorts

just doesn’t feel right if they are more than 2" above the knees.

Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.

by dudebrabroman on Feb 5, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

fair point

I’m fine with them as long as they aren’t too far under the knees

Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.

by dudebrabroman on Feb 5, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I need more shorts to cover my kneecaps

Because then the thigh is wide enough for me and when it rides up it doesn’t get old man creepy.

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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Probably.

It seems like most of the hip-hop tastemakers have stopped wearing super-baggy clothes, which likely contributes to this trend.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 5, 2012 2:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Been coughing for like two and half fucking months

Maybe I should stop drinking for a while. After today.

by bruinM on Feb 5, 2012 2:36 PM EST reply actions  

That's probably not the drinking

"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
לכאלה הולכים שבאה

by 8gooner8 on Feb 5, 2012 2:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Visiting your physician would

"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
לכאלה הולכים שבאה

by 8gooner8 on Feb 5, 2012 2:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't get New York Giants hate

Don’t think I ever will, at least compared to Yankees hate and even the Syracuse hate, even that I can understand.

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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 2:37 PM EST reply actions  

It flows out of NYC hate and has some Yankees hate coming over as well.

Giants fans largely have the same smug snobbery of Yankees fans, with the “New York is the best thing ever, everyone who isn’t us is just jealous” crap.

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Feb 5, 2012 2:39 PM EST up reply actions  

To be fair, people don't seem to be nearly as obnoxious about the Giants as about the Yankees.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 5, 2012 2:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Living in a part of the country that deals with their fans from a distance/as visitors, it's very similar.

I don’t know about living in NYC

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Feb 5, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I think the difference is that Yankees fans see success as a birthright (and due to the cash their team has on hand and the lack of a salary cap, they have a point).

Giants fans can be smug in victory, but the world is not off its axis if they lose, and they don’t make a list of players to buy after each defeat.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 5, 2012 2:48 PM EST up reply actions  

If anything Giants fans were really defeatist for a while.

Then holy shit the 2000’s hit and HEY GUYS WE MAY NOT BE 80’S GOOD BUT WE DON’T SUCK ANYMORE YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!

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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I really don't know many obnoxious Giants fans

At least, anywhere near as obnoxious to a Yankee degree. The Giants are a way bigger blue collar team than the Yankees.

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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 2:56 PM EST up reply actions  

FAHK YOU FAHK YOU

OWAH COLLAHS AH BLUAH THAN YOAH COLLAHS.

¡El Hipopótamo!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 5, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Yes

NO ONE CAN COMPETE WITH SOUTHIE

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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 3:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I hate the Jets.

I still don’t hate the Giants for whatever reason.

by softbatch on Feb 5, 2012 2:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Hooray we're going to beat Corn!

10 point lead with 3:45 left is insurmountable at B1G scoring pace.

by Erik T on Feb 5, 2012 2:41 PM EST reply actions  

hangover still getting worse

starting to think it’s more than hangover, might be actual sickness

may not go to super bowl party tonight

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Feb 5, 2012 2:43 PM EST reply actions  

woooo!

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Feb 5, 2012 3:06 PM EST up reply actions  

congrats!

say “I will get this job today!” into the mirror several times.

by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 5, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I still don't know if I want this job. This is all experimental

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

There is no better time to job hunt

than when you don’t need a job. You can be oh so uncaring — in a nice way.

When I was getting ready to jump from Oracle and doing phone interviews I wouldn’t tell them what I was making now. I told them “You’re just going to take that number and add a percentage to it. Let me tell you what I can do for you, and then you can figure out how much I’m worth to you.”

One recruiter wanted me for doing Sybase database, and I told her, “No, I’m asking for too much money to start on a brand-new technology. I want to be able to hit the ground running to solve your problems, not spend six weeks in a boot camp and starting off cold.”

YMMV.

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 5, 2012 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait, salaries are negotiable in certain careers?

I wish someone would tell lawyers that.

FUN FACT! Commonwealth Atty for Lexington offered a girl $15,000 for the year, the max he could offer in light of budget cuts. She gladly accepted.

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Feb 5, 2012 4:20 PM EST up reply actions  

That's ... $500 over minimum wage, assuming 2000 hours for the year.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Feb 5, 2012 4:21 PM EST up reply actions  

It's also a chance . . .

. . . to get a decent year’s work experience for the resume in a legal market where a lot of folks are volunteering with non-profit legal organizations after graduation just to get their foot in the door in the profession. Graduating from law school today really sucks. I’m sort of hoping DC#1 has no interest in it.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Feb 5, 2012 4:23 PM EST up reply actions  

True.

Which is one (of many) reasons my reaction to the idea of law school was LOL NO.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Feb 5, 2012 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm devoting an increasing amount of my job search time to non-lawyer jobs

Won’t be able to be a judge one day like I dreamed of, but will be able to eat in the meantime. Sigh.

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Feb 5, 2012 4:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I have a cousin

who’s a partner at Stites in Louisville. I’ll ask him for any advice I can pass along to you for KY jobs.

by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 5, 2012 4:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks

I know several Stites attorneys. Good people and they treat their attorneys better than most of the other Big 5ers down here.

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Feb 5, 2012 5:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Just change your name

to “Judge”, like Judge Reihnold. Then people will have to call you “Judge”.

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 5, 2012 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

That's the legal market these days

Drunk attorney to me on Friday: “Y’all are so fucked. This firm hired me five years ago with a 2.9 GPA. We took three kids this year; two were in the Top 10% and the other not far off. We pay $48,000 and they were thrilled to get it; in my day, those GPAs decided which $140,000 job they wanted.”

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Feb 5, 2012 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

It was always tough to get Market pay

without being at the top of your class or from a top school. Your 2.9 drunk lawyer lucked out.

by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 5, 2012 4:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Sorry, I was unclear

The $140k was for Top 10%ers in his day. Even in the best of times 2.9s didn’t get top market from UK law.

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Feb 5, 2012 4:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I figured as much

didn’t want folks to think it was all wine and roses before the great recession.

by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 5, 2012 4:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Pyramid scheme

I’m luckier, in that applicant numbers are way down this year for whatever reason

by emc503 on Feb 5, 2012 4:35 PM EST up reply actions  

My version of that

Late 1970’s, oil exploration was booming. Geology bachelors were getting $50K/yer (1970’s money) and masters were naming their salaries. Come 1978, oil exploration tanks, you have a BS?, LOL No sir FU.

Boom and bust, boom and bust.

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 5, 2012 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Draymond Green has more rebounds than Michigan.

That is all.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Feb 5, 2012 2:51 PM EST reply actions  

Not bad for someone nursing an injury.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 5, 2012 3:06 PM EST up reply actions  

winning!

monkey bread for breakfast
pho for lunch

by softbatch on Feb 5, 2012 2:52 PM EST reply actions  

AWWWWWWW

THE LABRADOR PUPPIES ARE GOING TO BE SEEING EYE DOGS!

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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 2:57 PM EST reply actions  

Fuck the Patriots

/close enough

Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.

by dudebrabroman on Feb 5, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Danny DeVito's the voice of The Lorax?

After It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, I can’t see him in a cuddly role

Twitter: RyanMcD29

by RyanMcD29 on Feb 5, 2012 3:02 PM EST reply actions  

me too

i’m a sucker for the kitties

by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 5, 2012 3:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Mane, how a Dwag fan gonna like cats better?

#sour

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Feb 5, 2012 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Cats live 12-14 years.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Feb 5, 2012 4:26 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

NEIN

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Feb 5, 2012 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

no

nononono
all the golden retrievers for me then

Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.

by dudebrabroman on Feb 5, 2012 4:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Meep the bird Tweets?

how meta.

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Feb 5, 2012 3:09 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I'm following the bird.

More entertaining than the game.

meepthebird meepthebird
Fumble + Oscar = Potential #PuppyBowl Bromance. I’ll call them Fumscar.
2 minutes ago Favorite Retweet Reply

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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 3:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Birds tweeting!

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Feb 5, 2012 3:09 PM EST reply actions  

The South and/or the west

lots of it

for purposes of having lots of land.

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Feb 5, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions  

If there are serfs I want in.

NASHNUL FEUDAL SOCIETY CHAMPEENS PAWLL!

Go gata!

by theologator on Feb 5, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

THIS PRINTUN PRESS ISSA CONPIRACEEE PAWWWLLLLLL

Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.

by dudebrabroman on Feb 5, 2012 3:26 PM EST up reply actions  

The Christiandom conference never was the same after Rome went forward with its own TV network and greater share of revenue

Byzantines were already looking for a reason to leave, although I doubt they can survive the week-to-week grind of conference games against the Bulgars, Arabs, and Turks.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 5, 2012 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

the mongol horde is going great things out east

but they aren’t playing a full christian conference schedule, roll Byzantium

Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.

by dudebrabroman on Feb 5, 2012 3:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Figured out my winning strategy for the Super Bowl

The first half should be the perfect time to get this week’s grocery shopping done, and I can probably still make it home in time to fire up the grill before the kids get too hungry.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Feb 5, 2012 3:17 PM EST reply actions  

BOREDOM?

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 3:29 PM EST up reply actions  

You got tired of crashing Kerbalans onto the Mun?

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 5, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I love cupcakes and can appreciate a fancy cupcake

But all the hype over “artisan” cupcakes and TV shows and the like is ridiculous

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 5, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

all the reality show shit on that channel is horrible

We watch more PBS cooking shows now. Essential Pepin is great.

by softbatch on Feb 5, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

butbutbut.. Kitchen:Impossible

Robert Irvine yells and there are messy kitchens and comfortable formulas!

by ArmyTiger on Feb 5, 2012 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

YOUR WALLS ARE WHITE. THAT'S HORRIBLE.

NOW YOUR WALLS ARE ORANGE. WATCH THE MONEY ROLL IN.

¡El Hipopótamo!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 5, 2012 3:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't forget having the auto-play on!

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Feb 5, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Another reason to love this site

Ostensibly, we’re here to talk football. Yet a joke about a French king from the Middle Ages goes green in ten minutes.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Feb 5, 2012 3:59 PM EST up reply actions  

we are a well rounded group

Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.

by dudebrabroman on Feb 5, 2012 4:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Though I'm disappointed we didn't manage to get into the Tony-winning musical "Pippin"

But that was about Charlemagne’s son, not Charles the Hammer’s.

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 5, 2012 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Pepin the Short, who always would have gotten swirlied in priory

If he didn’t have a dad called “Charles the Hammer” to scare everyone straight

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 5, 2012 3:50 PM EST up reply actions  

No it's not.

Are you ever going to have to make a dish using cornmeal, Fruit Loops, and candied ginger in 30 minutes? Fuck that show. What are you going to learn from that?

by softbatch on Feb 5, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

American Iron Chef wouldn't suck as much if they didn't use stodgy, celebrity American chefs

No fucking Bobby Flay, no fucking Mario Batali. To keep the whole 3 chefs thing, keep it American, and keep it to the very best chefs, I’d use Emeril (Cajun/Creole cooking) (If you don’t like him than use Jose Garces for his Latin food), Wolfgang Puck (California), and and probably Geoffrey Zakarian (Replaceable, if you want to go the full American thing) If we don’t care about the all American thing, then Gordon Ramsay should be one of the chefs no question.

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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 3:59 PM EST up reply actions  

At first I was going for the American cuisine American chefs thing

Of course if we just go with the best chefs in America (Or at least known in America) it’d probably be Puck, Ramsay, and Bayless. Andres probably though because Puck I think really fucking hates Iron Chef.

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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 4:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Which reminds me

Bayless got fucking robbed against Flay because Iron Chef needed Flay to win that first episode.

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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

No idea what you're talking about

Three dollars is TOTALLY an acceptable amount of money to pay for a cupcake

by bruinM on Feb 5, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

P.T. Barnum on line one...

Of course, he just made it a science, like Henry Ford did with automobile manufacturing. The techniques have been around since caveman days. (See: History of the World, Part I)

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 5, 2012 4:18 PM EST up reply actions  

The lines outside Georgetown Cupcake . . .

. . . ever since their TV show debuted have been ridiculous. Per snarky comments above, I will pay ~$30/dozen for cupcakes on occasion, but there’s a local spot in Rockville that’s every bit as good, family-owned, and never has a line out the door.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Feb 5, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep. I've seen that one parked at Franklin Square downtown.

More promising — the “Dangerous Pies” truck.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Feb 5, 2012 3:56 PM EST up reply actions  

That would be this guy.

http://bigcheesetruck.com/

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Feb 5, 2012 4:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, Chuck told me about that.

But I have a hard time justifying a 5,000 mile round trip for lunch.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Feb 5, 2012 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Then Devil Mom needs to move to the city and get rich.

She makes the world’s best pie crust, and her sugar cream pies are addictive.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Feb 5, 2012 3:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't get the cupcake fad

Liked them in 4th grade when homeroom mom brought them, haven’t really desired them since.

by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 5, 2012 3:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Awww, dammit

I have been planning on having wedding pies for like five years now, instead of wedding cake. Does that make me a pie hipster?

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Feb 5, 2012 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Huh, imagine that --

a guy planning on doing something at his wedding.

Unless it’s a same-sex marriage and you’re in the wedding planner role, your plans are meaningless, without merit and will be ignored when the time comes.

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 5, 2012 5:48 PM EST up reply actions  

It's been discussed with the GF already.

She is for it, at this point

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Feb 5, 2012 5:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Your only hope

Well played.

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 5, 2012 5:59 PM EST up reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK DOOK

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Feb 5, 2012 3:44 PM EST reply actions  

WAT

How is he still in the league? And I’m shocked he hasnt had to amputate a foot due to diabetes yet.

by emc503 on Feb 5, 2012 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

memories of bygone days are still enough for me to root for him

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Feb 5, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Jared's looking pretty svelte in this photo.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 5, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

lolwutpear.jpg

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Feb 5, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

THIS IS WHY OUAH PAHTS ARE GREAHTER

WE USE ALL OUAH GRITTY HARD WORKING GYM RAT TIGHT ENDS FROM THE FOOTBAHL POWAHHOUSE OF BAWHSTON

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 5, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

And Boston College fans will remind you of it for years.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 5, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Nothing would make me happier....

than the disappointment of all the people wearing hideous orange who filled up the BBQ place I wanted to go for lunch and couldn’t because it was too crowded.

by softbatch on Feb 5, 2012 4:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Big Ten basketball

an affront to the most basic standards of decency.

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Feb 5, 2012 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Wisconsin-OSU was SO bad

Even by my horribly lowered standards from watching the Pac 12 all year.

Mizzou-KU was fantastic though

by bruinM on Feb 5, 2012 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I give you Wisconsin-PSU from last year.

Penn State scored 36 points. And won.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Feb 5, 2012 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Somebody for NW has 16 points at the half.

6 for 6 shooting, including 4 threes.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Feb 5, 2012 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Someone needs to go invent a cup-pie for me

I just want to see if it can be done, but I have no trust in myself doing anything in the kitchen correctly

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter

by wahoocrew on Feb 5, 2012 4:00 PM EST reply actions  

Little Pie Company in NYC has 5" pies

Basically a single serving.

http://www.littlepiecompany.com/

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Feb 5, 2012 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Normal pies can be a single serving.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Feb 5, 2012 4:07 PM EST up reply actions  

The ones we got in from the Amish at Kenyon always ended up that way.

And I found myself in the Strawberry Rhubarb Coma more than once.

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Feb 5, 2012 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, trust me, I've done that.

If you’re gonna die, that may not be such a bad way to go.

And, for anyone who’s ever driving between the DC area and the midwest, I recommend a stop at Weaver’s Bakery in Hancock, MD for the wild berry pie. We pull over and buy a couple almost every time we pass through. (Clearly, I spend way too much time thinking about this stuff.)

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Feb 5, 2012 4:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Mmm, yes.

Or any of the threeve road-side Amish stands you see on the OH/PA border- you can’t go wrong, when the only ingredients they use are fruit, flour, butter, sugar, and lard.

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Feb 5, 2012 4:12 PM EST up reply actions  

You forgot lard

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 5, 2012 6:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I like lard

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Feb 5, 2012 6:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, but probably rather fragile.

I want a slightly thicker crust so I can toss it in a lunchpail and not worry about it.

by Erik T on Feb 5, 2012 4:07 PM EST up reply actions  

moonpies?

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 4:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Close

http://www.grouprecipes.com/14972/decadent-mini-chocolate-pecan-tarts.html

My mother-in-law makes a version of these for Christmas. They’re like mini-pies filled with chocolate cake/brownie batter and topped with a pecan half.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Feb 5, 2012 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

well, looks like I'm watching the game with you guys

all my meatspace friends have other things going on.

To the empowerage of words!

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 5, 2012 4:05 PM EST reply actions  

I won't be here.

I know everyone is sad.

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

NEIN. too late now.

Need to shower and food prep

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm curious about your hypothesis.

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Couple's wedding shower was once described to me as a party...

good God, that was terrible

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Feb 5, 2012 4:09 PM EST up reply actions  

there wasn't alcohol was there?

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 4:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, they didn't have any...

I had a flask, though

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Feb 5, 2012 4:10 PM EST up reply actions  

They didn't KNOW I had any...

I’m sure they suspected, but I was drinking vodka Sprites, so it hid it a bit

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Feb 5, 2012 4:15 PM EST up reply actions  

That wasn't the reason...

but it helped shine the light on some of them

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Feb 5, 2012 4:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Bridal shower, but for couples

/gunshot
//thump

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Feb 5, 2012 4:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Ex's sister

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Feb 5, 2012 4:14 PM EST up reply actions  

It gets worse.

Three words: Couples. Baby. Shower.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Feb 5, 2012 4:14 PM EST up reply actions  

um. i actually had fun at the 2 i've been to

But then both sets of friends bought 2 kegs each.

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 4:15 PM EST up reply actions  

hived

the secret ingredient is ... love?!

by gtne91 on Feb 5, 2012 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

It must be an atlanta thing.

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Im in Louisville.

the secret ingredient is ... love?!

by gtne91 on Feb 5, 2012 4:17 PM EST up reply actions  

DAMN. were THEY from louisville?

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 4:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep.

I was the only guest with any kind of connection to Atlanta.

the secret ingredient is ... love?!

by gtne91 on Feb 5, 2012 4:20 PM EST up reply actions  

hmmmm. I tried.

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 4:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I recently went to a double couples baby shower

(two couples having co-shower)

I brought a keg of beer.

The host seemed surprised, but didnt mind.

the secret ingredient is ... love?!

by gtne91 on Feb 5, 2012 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Bread yeast amazes me

I dont have nearly the experience working with it as I do beer yeast, and it works so damn fast in comparison.

the secret ingredient is ... love?!

by gtne91 on Feb 5, 2012 4:10 PM EST reply actions  

/unbuckles belt

//finds place on EDSBS sofa
///places mini fridge next to seat

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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 4:15 PM EST up reply actions  

/couch set on fire by WfVU delegation

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Feb 5, 2012 4:17 PM EST up reply actions  

HEY

I’m on the indoor couch not the porch couch

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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 4:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, and it's winter.

It’s too damn cold to go outside to set couch fires, so watch your ass.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Feb 5, 2012 4:18 PM EST up reply actions  

no thats bourbon

Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.

by dudebrabroman on Feb 5, 2012 4:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Just got back from a great one-hour, 6.475 km (thank you Googlel Earth!) walk

Burned 508 calories. Off to the showers and then to get dinner.

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 5, 2012 4:19 PM EST reply actions  

Well done, sir.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Feb 5, 2012 4:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Ha.

Did this group discuss her diabeetus and all that nonsense?

by softbatch on Feb 5, 2012 4:28 PM EST up reply actions  

You mean the disease that affects millions of people

That she only admitted to having in order to endorse a Diabeetus drug? I think it got mentioned

by emc503 on Feb 5, 2012 4:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Whoa

The spice catnip must flow

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Feb 5, 2012 4:28 PM EST up reply actions  

(Murray State goes to the Las Vegas Bowl)

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 5, 2012 4:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Also BCS teams in basketball should NEVER travel away from home before conference play lest getting a season ending loss

Also, Jim Boeheim has thought that the NCAA Tournament has run on a BCS formula since the BCS’s inception in Football.

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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 4:36 PM EST up reply actions  

So...

our 30-point loss to Mizzou at home qualifies us for the national championship game?

¡El Hipopótamo!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 5, 2012 4:37 PM EST up reply actions  

so we can take the month off and meet in MSG for all the marbles?

/it’s the BCS, of course one team gets effective home field in the championship game :)

by drothgery on Feb 5, 2012 4:37 PM EST up reply actions  

You think ND is still on the outside looking in?

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Feb 5, 2012 4:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Sounds a little stronger than I'd put it.

Our non-conference W/L is bad enough that if we stumble down the stretch we might be on the outside looking in.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Feb 5, 2012 5:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Always my favorite guide

http://espn.go.com/mens-college-basketball/bubblewatch

You guys seem to be where Syracuse usually was up until 3 years ago when we finally stopped fucking around.

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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 5:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll buy that.

My guess is the next edition of this will place us in the ‘should be in’ pile.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Feb 5, 2012 5:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Ehhhhhhhh

You’ll still be in Work Left to Do, but not at the bottom with Cincy. Probably will be at Louisville/UConn/Seton Hall status

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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Where are all the good teams this year?

Are they hanging out in mmid-major land?

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Feb 5, 2012 5:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Out west it's all about the Mountain West

And define good. Because Elite right now is a table of two (Syracuse and Kentucky) and then there is a decent great tier, and then a shitload of good schools from all kinds of conferences.

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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 5:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Effective home court worked out remarkably poorly for MSU and Butler.

And, for that matter, LSU football.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 5, 2012 4:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Dont'a Hightower slowed than a Cincy player in the obstacle course?

PAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWL THEM ROPES ARE A CONSPIRACYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 4:34 PM EST reply actions  

FUCKING TIM TEBOW COMMERCIAL

THEY SAID I COULDN’T BE A HIGH SCHOOL QUARTERBACK. THEY SAID I COULDN’T BE A DIVISION 1 PLAYER.

FUCK. YOU. AND. YOUR. NORTH. KOREAN. COMMERICAL. WRITERS.

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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 4:38 PM EST reply actions  

When did Villa change?

"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot

by Cap Town Cat on Feb 5, 2012 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm still miffed over "gay."

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 5, 2012 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

So um, serious SB party question:

what the heck do I wear?

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 4:48 PM EST reply actions  

Um

I don’t know, what kind of party is it?

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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 4:48 PM EST up reply actions  

at a freinds house. almost house warming like

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 4:49 PM EST up reply actions  

NEIN

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 4:55 PM EST up reply actions  

If you have a dog in the hunt, you wear colors

If not, jeans and polo, blouse, something with sleeves and a collar. I’d have said t-shirt but you say “almost house warming like.”

If you go looking like an LLBean model you can’t go wrong.

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 5, 2012 6:25 PM EST up reply actions  

/girl moment

I HATE MY CLOTHES
/end girl moment

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 5:00 PM EST up reply actions  

this man gets it

Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.

by dudebrabroman on Feb 5, 2012 5:21 PM EST up reply actions  

The Laura Quinn Special.

Half Giants, half Patriots jersey.

¡El Hipopótamo!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 5, 2012 4:54 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

SBNation invited you to a party

/jealous

"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot

by Cap Town Cat on Feb 5, 2012 6:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Is this a big upset?

I know little of the basketball of the frozen steppes

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Feb 5, 2012 4:55 PM EST up reply actions  

And no one in the Big Ten wins on the road ever, apparently.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 5, 2012 4:58 PM EST up reply actions  

8-10 might get them there.

They have a surprisingly respectable profile, and with the conference being as stacked as it is (and the Pac-12 as craptacular, so they won’t be hogging any bids) a losing conference record might not be an absolute kiss of death. (Usually there are one or two that make it, though it’s unusual in the Big Ten.)

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Feb 5, 2012 5:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I know.

For the Big Ten, the way I see it right now is:

Definitely in: MSU, Michigan, Wisconsin, OSU, Indiana
Probably in but might want to be careful: Illinois, Purdue
Fighting chance: Minnesota, Northwestern (though I doubt they’ll both make it, and I think Minnesota is in better shape than NW at this point)

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Feb 5, 2012 5:18 PM EST up reply actions  

That was ten minutes ago.

The game just ended as I type this.

by Erik T on Feb 5, 2012 5:04 PM EST up reply actions  

B1G speed, everyone.

It manifests itself in all sorts of ways.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 5, 2012 5:09 PM EST up reply actions  

This does not feed the overarching narrative and is thus discarded.

Even if it’s completely true.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 5, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I guess God condones lying

As long as it’s a paid statement in a commercial.

Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.

by Burrito Electrico on Feb 5, 2012 5:00 PM EST up reply actions  

they said I was a top recruit in a pretty good system for my individual talent

Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.

by dudebrabroman on Feb 5, 2012 5:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Tonight will maintain that the best super bowl I've ever had was last year

every single American in Edinburgh was crammed into the basement of the university student center. That night I drank highland scotch and Belhaven’s Best and returned to my flat at sunrise. We played drinking games with Scots that involved drowning the Queen in the pint glass (finish the beer before the penny reaches the bottom). I have only flashes of the game’s second half. I met a guy from an even smaller town in VA than where I’m from, I met a girl from Iowa and made horrendous jokes about rhabdo and still managed to get her number. I went to bed at 7 am. Didn’t care about the game, I just had some great company.

To the empowerage of words!

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 5, 2012 5:14 PM EST reply actions  

Amazing

how the rhabdo stuff went from massive scandal to the 4th-5th worst thing to happen in football that season.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Feb 5, 2012 5:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Very nice story

So has it always been.

“What is your nationality?”
“I’m a drunkard.”
“That makes Rick a citizen of the world.”

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 5, 2012 6:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Holy shit my mom is on a fucking roll right now cooking

Her dip just came out, she has shrimp wrapped in bacon grilling, she’s making her wings, and she’s making her hot shots. There is dessert rumored as well, and I may have missed something.

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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 5:32 PM EST reply actions  

I knew I forgot something

Center Cut BBQ Beef Ribs are also on deck.

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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 5:41 PM EST up reply actions  

FART NOISE

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Feb 5, 2012 5:38 PM EST reply actions  

wake me up when the game starts

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Feb 5, 2012 5:40 PM EST reply actions  

So kick off is at 5:30 CST?

Had to take a nap after lunch, now I need to decide on supper.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Feb 5, 2012 5:44 PM EST reply actions  

I have time for a frozen yogurt run ....

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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 5, 2012 5:48 PM EST up reply actions  

MAJOR MARKETS MAJOR MARKETS MAJOR MARKETS

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by Tremendous on Feb 5, 2012 5:47 PM EST up reply actions  

They do the same thing every fucking year

I remember it being this long since I was fucking 8

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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 5:49 PM EST up reply actions  

PHRASING!

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by alexanderkotov on Feb 5, 2012 5:49 PM EST up reply actions  

8 what?

We’re hitting overuse of the word phrasing around here

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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 5:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't know.

Add any noun you like, really.

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by alexanderkotov on Feb 5, 2012 5:50 PM EST up reply actions  

RUMOR HAS IT ROB GRONKOWSKI HAS AN ANKLE INJURY.

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by Tremendous on Feb 5, 2012 5:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Call me heretic, say what you will --

I’m drinking Gray Goose with Minute Maid Lite Lemonade, 5 calories per can. I’m normally #teamstoli, but Mrs. with a beer wanted the Goose, so…

Got some mini-quiches ready to go and some mini-mex thingies coming up next. Frozen snacks are wonderful things.

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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 5, 2012 5:46 PM EST reply actions  

Nothing's wrong with Gray Goose, especially when you can get the 1/2 gallon for about $45 at Costco

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by 8gooner8 on Feb 5, 2012 5:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Gray Goose is fine.

Vodka lemonade is the drink of the manliest and most heroic of men. And also me most of the time.

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by alexanderkotov on Feb 5, 2012 6:03 PM EST up reply actions  

MOAR

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by alexanderkotov on Feb 5, 2012 5:49 PM EST up reply actions  

She has the facial equivalent of a barbed-wire tattoo.

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by alexanderkotov on Feb 5, 2012 5:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Is she supposed to be painted like a basketball or something?

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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 5, 2012 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Rec

Rec reccity reccd

"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot

by Cap Town Cat on Feb 5, 2012 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

MUAHAHAHAHAHA

My TV does not think that ‘World Series of Poker’ is sports.

by Erik T on Feb 5, 2012 5:56 PM EST reply actions  

Neither does anyone else except ESPN.

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by alexanderkotov on Feb 5, 2012 5:58 PM EST up reply actions  

WWL in stupid assholes talking about bullshit, boring shit no one watches,

and maybe sports now and then for a few minutes between misogynistic commercials.

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by alexanderkotov on Feb 5, 2012 6:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Where did Manningham say he was from?

It didn’t sound like “Michigan”.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 5, 2012 6:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Warren G Harding

His high school

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by MikeLew on Feb 5, 2012 6:14 PM EST up reply actions  

As long as it isn't something like Braylon Edwards saying "Lloyd Carr's University of Michigan", I'm fine with it.

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by Tremendous on Feb 5, 2012 6:16 PM EST up reply actions  

There was a guy who did that, because he left early and didn't have his degree yet.

When he got it, he started saying his college. I can’t remember who it was, but I think he was a Michigan State guy.

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by MikeLew on Feb 5, 2012 6:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Greg Jennings - WMU.

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by Tremendous on Feb 5, 2012 6:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Ahhh, that's right

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by MikeLew on Feb 5, 2012 6:18 PM EST up reply actions  

FUCK WESTERN

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by alexanderkotov on Feb 5, 2012 6:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Got it.

Volume wasn’t loud enough.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 5, 2012 6:15 PM EST up reply actions  

WRITTEN IN THE STARS

A MILLION MILES AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 6:10 PM EST reply actions  

Root for Manningham instead.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 5, 2012 6:11 PM EST up reply actions  

They came out to the unofficial Notre Dame fight song

You can’t root for them.

Also the Giants have WAAAAAAY more Michigan players.

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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 6:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Manningham and Baas vs. Brady and Zoltan the Space Emperor.

It’s a tie.

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by Tremendous on Feb 5, 2012 6:13 PM EST up reply actions  

#teamromania

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by alexanderkotov on Feb 5, 2012 6:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Zoltan is from space

That counts for like a man and a half

by KillaB43 on Feb 5, 2012 6:15 PM EST up reply actions  

It's a hungarian first name, deal with it

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by 8gooner8 on Feb 5, 2012 6:18 PM EST up reply actions  

But he's Romanian, right?

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by alexanderkotov on Feb 5, 2012 6:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Wiki says Timisoara.

And he shares his name with a leading Nazi figure from the war. How entirely unpleasant.

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by alexanderkotov on Feb 5, 2012 6:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah Temesvár, 80% of the population is Hungarian

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by 8gooner8 on Feb 5, 2012 6:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Yup.

Good ol’ Lazlo To’’kes

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by alexanderkotov on Feb 5, 2012 6:24 PM EST up reply actions  

zoltan + brady for me.

not that i’m watching lolol

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by willbechampions on Feb 5, 2012 6:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Why, what are you doing that's so important?

Let me guess – several of your group members scheduled a meeting for this evening because it was “the only time they could all meet” and they had no idea that a sporting event was being played that was of any importance?

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 5, 2012 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

haha, i have never been able to actually watch the superbowl while in school

i’ve always had an exam the monday or tuesday after. i have nothing due tomorrow and my exam isnt til tuesday afternoon, but with the big group project wednesday and a nice sized kinetics hw…i can’t really lose my sunday night

if it makes it any better i think we’re going to try to stream it in our study room, haha

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Feb 5, 2012 6:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Those are some awfully early exams.

But I should probably be doing the same thing…these PDEs aren’t going to learn themselves.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 5, 2012 6:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Have fun!

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by Tremendous on Feb 5, 2012 6:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Hating both teams generally makes things difficult

But I do have a tiebreaker: one team has a former GT player, and the other doesn’t. So, for tonight anyway, go Pats.

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by The Missing T on Feb 5, 2012 6:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Sooooo

This is a home game for the Giants.

LOL THE PATRIOTS COMING OUT TO NOTRE DAME’S MUSIC!

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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 6:11 PM EST reply actions  

Goodness, what a varied list of schools represented by the starters of these teams

It’s almost as if NFL talent makes it to the NFL, regardless of where they play college football.

by Synaesthesia on Feb 5, 2012 6:12 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

I dunno

There’s a shitload of Big Ten on the Giants for some reason.

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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 6:13 PM EST up reply actions  

My favorite Giants Super Bowl win:

Former WfnVU quarterback Jeff Hostetler fills in for an injured Phil Simms to finish the drive to the Super Bowl, and the Giants survive a last-second FG miss wide left for the win.

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 5, 2012 6:12 PM EST reply actions  

I fucking hate that man so fucking much

Him and Handley share responsibility for 1990’s New York Giants football.

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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 6:13 PM EST up reply actions  

And wow, Super Bowl storyline begins right there

George Young picked Handley to serve as head coach of the Giants after then-Giants defensive coordinator Bill Belichick left to coach the Cleveland Browns. The bad relationship between Young and Belichick also played into Handley’s promotion; Young had consistently given a negative review about Belichick when teams with potential coaching opportunities inquired about him, and never felt his defensive coordinator had the leadership abilities to run his own team. In addition, Tom Coughlin, who Young had considerable respect for and would probably have promoted after Parcells’ departure if the timing had worked, quickly moved after the Super Bowl and was hired as head coach at Boston College.

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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 6:15 PM EST up reply actions  

How can you blame a career backup QB for the fortunes of an entire decade of football?

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 5, 2012 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT THE FUCK KELLY CLARKSON WHERE DID THE WEIGHT GO?

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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 6:18 PM EST reply actions  

Welp, that settles it- I want the Giants to win.

Coughlin was singing the anthem, the Pats guys weren’t.

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by MikeLew on Feb 5, 2012 6:19 PM EST reply actions  

Duke lost to Miami?

Well today is going better than xoected

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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 5, 2012 6:20 PM EST reply actions  

GO AMERICA!!!!!!

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Feb 5, 2012 6:21 PM EST reply actions  

Are we here?

He who rides a tiger cannot dismount

by Irishjugg on Feb 5, 2012 6:24 PM EST reply actions  

until we fill up

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Feb 5, 2012 6:24 PM EST up reply actions  

who am I

shit

/glugglugglug

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by Irishjugg on Feb 5, 2012 6:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Cortez Kennedy.

Correspondence classes. Fetus juice. Buy a Hummer.

by Synaesthesia on Feb 5, 2012 6:25 PM EST reply actions  

Still unhappy that Cris Carter isn't in the HoF

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by MikeLew on Feb 5, 2012 6:25 PM EST reply actions  

His personality shouldn't matter

I realize it does, because sportswriters are small-minded pricks in their own right, but it shouldn’t matter.

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by MikeLew on Feb 5, 2012 6:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Heads means Papa John's pizza for free for a bunch of people, I think

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by MikeLew on Feb 5, 2012 6:26 PM EST reply actions  

"James St-Pierre Paul"?

Boston College, right?

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 5, 2012 7:06 PM EST reply actions  

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