Giants victory? Patriots victory? Either way....
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I found this Friday right before I left work, so didn't have time to post

Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 5, 2012 11:26 AM EST reply actions
that was an interesting night
to say the least
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 5, 2012 11:49 AM EST up reply actions
Blow +3.5
Suck -3.5
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by Burrito Electrico on Feb 5, 2012 11:29 AM EST up reply actions
Meteor +7.5
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40-minte delay of kickoff + 13.5
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 5, 2012 12:39 PM EST up reply actions
I was going to say something about sound being fucked up but that's a given
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 12:42 PM EST up reply actions
Forgetting the words of the national anthem +10.5
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 5, 2012 12:40 PM EST up reply actions
its kelly clarkson I think she will be ok
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 12:43 PM EST up reply actions
What happened to Mrs. Independent?
They keep winning at basketball.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 5, 2012 12:45 PM EST up reply actions
I...I don't get this reference.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 12:48 PM EST up reply actions
Notre Dame = Mrs. Independent
Because well….they are independent.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 5, 2012 12:49 PM EST up reply actions
Super Bowl XLVI: Whoever wins, we lose.
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I'm cool with Mark Herzlich.
I’m a total sap for those kinds of stories. So I wouldn’t be upset if he had a good game. (Does he even start? I don’t know anything about the Giants.)
Now I know how it felt for non ESS EEE CEE Fans to watch the BCS game
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 5, 2012 11:33 AM EST up reply actions
Not really. By the somewhat justifiable system the NFL has put in place, both of these teams earned their slot in the championship.
BCS Doublespeak:
Playoffs are bad, and every game counts in our system, but only the last game really counted.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 5, 2012 11:35 AM EST up reply actions
newspeak at its finest
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 5, 2012 11:44 AM EST up reply actions
People watched the BCS game?
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Take that, ya fuckin' traitor.
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What's everyone cookin today?
6.5 lbs pork shoulder w/ vinegar, salt, pepper, cayenne pepper, chili powder, and a little brown sugar in the slow cooker right now. Blood orange bourbon punch standing by for drankin.
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
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by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Feb 5, 2012 11:32 AM EST reply actions
Pizza Hut
because Pappa John’s won’t deliver to me
sad face for you.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 12:32 PM EST up reply actions
Pretzels. Others are bringing food.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
TURDUCKEN.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
by purwho on Feb 5, 2012 12:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
WANT
I myself am not really cooking anything for tonight, oh but I do have A HANDLE OF EAGLE RARE WHICH IS REALLY JUST A COMICALLY OVERSIZED REGULAR EAGLE RARE BOTTLE!
#teambourbon
Go gata!
Well I cooked chicken and sausage for my lunch meat this week.
Going to prep some cheesy meaty dip about 3 or 4 or so. REALLY REALLY hoping someone is bringing actual meat to the gathering i’m going to tonight
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 1:10 PM EST up reply actions
The flop that led to Torres's card was a textbook flop
Also, probably a good idea not to take the soccer ball right to the eye
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 5, 2012 11:34 AM EST reply actions
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL NOT MAN U!
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by SpartanDan on Feb 5, 2012 11:36 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
YES!
BAD THING HAPPEN TO MANU!
NO!
GOOD THING HAPPEN TO CHELSKI!
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I keep looking for an EPL team to adopt
But I always find a douchebag I don’t like on every team, and so can’t settle on one.
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 5, 2012 11:38 AM EST up reply actions
I went full hipster and picked a non-major country team
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 5, 2012 11:38 AM EST up reply actions
BOLIVIAN LEAGUE IS THE BEST LEAGUE Y'ALL
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by Burrito Electrico on Feb 5, 2012 11:39 AM EST up reply actions
My primary rooting interest is Glasgow Celtic . . .
. . . but I’ve taken up bandwagoning for Norwich, with entertaining results to date.
/ been watching more soccer than any other sport lately
// it’s the only live event on when the dog wakes up on weekends
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Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I have to be honest
one reason I always loved Liverpool was Robbie Fowler trying to snort the goal line.
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YES.
Perhaps the greatest sports celebration I’ve ever seen.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I settled on Everton after the first time I saw them play
it was THE game vs Wimbledon.
Choosing a team teetering on the edge of relegation says something about me, but not sure if its good or not.
Plus, they dont wear red, because, fuck teams that wear red*. It convenient that in all but 1 case, my teams’ biggest rivals wear red.
*exception, the Cincinnati Reds
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
semi-offtopic question
Are Britains as confused about baseball as Americans are about cricket?
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
They wonder why we play a schoolgirl's game.
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the fact that they cant distinguish baseball from rounders answers my question
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
They should stop watching the Royals.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 5, 2012 12:34 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
and thats a rec
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
THAT WASN'T VERY FRIENDLY
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I don't think so.
We’ve got a schoolyard and girls game that’s pretty similar (rounders). I think the confusing bit is why so many people care about it.
Yeah, probably.
Third.
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Apparently the transfer deadline strategy
was to bring back ever player that was sold expensive and failed with new team.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Millwall?
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by Chris Pendley on Feb 5, 2012 12:44 PM EST up reply actions
Cardiff?
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We'll need some bandwagon supporters for when we make it to the Premiership next year.
/prayingwedon’tscrewitupagain
Yeah, probably.
Tottenham is devoid of douchebags.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 3:23 PM EST up reply actions
LOLOLOL OWN GOAL
(well not quite an own goal but it went in off the Man U player)
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 5, 2012 11:37 AM EST reply actions
Yeah, it's an own goal.
You can only get credit for a goal that goes in off an opponent if the shot was headed for the net anyway. This was a pass that got deflected in.
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Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
checks schedule
checks wallet
checks texts
shit I’m 0’fer
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 5, 2012 11:46 AM EST up reply actions
good to know
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 5, 2012 11:57 AM EST up reply actions
what did you do?
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 5, 2012 11:57 AM EST up reply actions
i think the latest i've ever been out til is like 5
and that was after the notre dame night game this year.
its hard for me to stay up til 3 even, haha.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 5, 2012 11:58 AM EST up reply actions
i guess I didnt technically "stay out
But ate drunk food after the bar, fell asleep at like 3, woke up 2 hours later with no pants on, had to find said pants and all my shit, then got on the train. Going the wrong way. Then got on the train going the right way. Home at six. Latests i’ve actually been out was 5, non stop.
where were you without pants?!
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 5, 2012 12:02 PM EST up reply actions
not too sure about you city folk. y'all heathens.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 5, 2012 12:06 PM EST up reply actions
or... maybe i shouldn't ask hahah
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 5, 2012 12:02 PM EST up reply actions
There's nothing like getting on the subway and realizing you're going home when everyone else is going to work.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Or getting on it going the wrong way
I’ve done it twice, incidentally both times after going out with the same group of people. Last night I was on autopilot and got on the train i take to work and not the one i use to get home
I did this after a run.
Entered a station that I used all the time from a different entrance and didn’t bother checking the signs, just got on the train on the side I normally used…wait, why am I in Brooklyn?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I've only pulled off something similar once.
Visiting a friend at UMinn the night after his last final (MSU got out a week earlier), we walked to the Twins game, then had the T-Wolves playoff game (the one year they managed not to suck) on in the background while playing poker. I managed to get on I-94 headed the wrong way out of campus and didn’t even notice for a while. Even going through the Lowry Tunnel only made me suspicious; I wasn’t certain of it until I realized that the exit numbers were going down instead of up.
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Yes, but I've used it a hundred times before that.
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You just need more practice.
I’ve done the 8pm-8am before.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 12:34 PM EST up reply actions
#team53hoursstraight
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by Chris Pendley on Feb 5, 2012 12:37 PM EST up reply actions
It's like these kids don't know how to do ANYTHING anymore.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 12:38 PM EST up reply actions
And about 10 years younger than me. Also my 8-8 was done about 2 years ago.
get on my level.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 12:44 PM EST up reply actions
Shit son that's just college.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 12:49 PM EST up reply actions
If you have to work all night, or put in maximum overtime
it means that your input wasn’t asked for and the people making the schedule knew nothing about the requirements of the job.
Believe it or not, in my 27-year career in s/w and database developing, I’ve never been part of that kind of a “team.” I’ve always been “the” SME, and when they wanted to know how long it would take they asked me.
I realize that’s almost unheard-of, and I’ve been very lucky. Even the times I did work with other people, I was still the database expert, so again — my schedule. If someone tried to hand me an unrealistic timeline, it was just a matter of saying “That won’t work because of X, Y, and Z. I’ll need at least [insert Scotty’s estimated time to fix warp drives here].”
It’s been a wonderful career…
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 5, 2012 1:38 PM EST up reply actions
Or it means that you had a major storm and people are cranky about not having electricity.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 5, 2012 5:15 PM EST up reply actions
That for a deliverable, or did something go south?
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 5, 2012 3:45 PM EST up reply actions
just normal duty
when it’s 36 hours straight at work, that’s something going south.
If you're doing 24 on/whatever off
That’s a whole nother ball of wax from a developer’s overnighter with Dr. Pepper and Cheez-Its.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 5, 2012 4:12 PM EST up reply actions
there was a semester where I was taking intro to civil engineering, engineering math, and organic chem wlab all at once
there was at least a solid month of 4 hours of sleep a night cause of work
Still not sure how I'm alive after that
human physiology and analytical chem were my easy classes.
The derp is strong with this game
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 5, 2012 11:50 AM EST up reply actions
Catching up to EDSBS....
It appears Urban Meyer is up to SECish recruiting practices? I wonder if Crabapple Buck and Devidee are on board with this…..
That's a rugby match.
Fuck you very much, BBC America, for showing that shit show yesterday, and not this match.
WOOOO!!! Victory is sweet.
Yeah, probably.
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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 5, 2012 12:02 PM EST reply actions
Woohoo! Another goal for Not Man U!
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LOL MANURE
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Oh, my.
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Yeah, dunno if they'll call that an OG or not.
Definitely deflected off Ferdinand.
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I like watching United get shit on
I need Chelsea to lose.
It’s like getting the super bowl twice today /sadface
IT'S SUPER BID SUNDAY AT SYRACUSE
Good god I gotta deal with sorority chicks screaming and running down streets for the next 2 and a half hours…. (my room overlooks sorority row more or less)
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That, and put a lockdown on my Facebook news feed
I feel as if every girl in Syracuse is posting a “WELCOME HOME MY add greek letters here BABIES!!!” status
Twitter: RyanMcD29
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 12:34 PM EST up reply actions
my roommate freshman year was a BABY ANGEL
i didn’t rush and she called me her baby opossum. because even she thought it was a little sickening.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 5, 2012 12:22 PM EST up reply actions
GDI here
But some of my best friends were Greek, so I’m cool.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 5, 2012 1:40 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, last 4.
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by Chris Pendley on Feb 5, 2012 12:18 PM EST up reply actions
BOOOOOOOO
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It's their whole BBCSports page
It’s easier to find a few things, they’ve stopped burying things in links now. Need to do something about the colours though.
Yeah, probably.
Oh, for fuck's sake.
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That looked sloppy on Ivanovic's part, fwiw.
Don’t have much of an issue with that one, at least at first glance.
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by Chris Pendley on Feb 5, 2012 12:29 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, I'm not bitching about the call.
I’m bitching about the derp.
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Oh, okay.
Carry on.
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by Chris Pendley on Feb 5, 2012 12:31 PM EST up reply actions
Bloody hell.
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I am pretty sure that I could beat Peter Cech 99 times out of 100 on a penalty kick.
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I'd get distracted by his helmet 99 times out of 100.
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by Chris Pendley on Feb 5, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions
Who else is wearing those, anyway?
Chivu had one most of last year, at least, and I vaguely remember Demechelis had a Zorro mask-thingy, too, but I haven’t seen many of those things.
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by Chris Pendley on Feb 5, 2012 12:33 PM EST up reply actions
Scrum Cap?
/washes out own mouth with soap
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by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Feb 5, 2012 12:37 PM EST up reply actions
lol?
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 2:35 PM EST up reply actions
Jersey Mikes
#couponFerFree
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by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Feb 5, 2012 12:35 PM EST up reply actions
I have a coupon for the Quiznos near me
That they always just hand right back to me. I get $2 off every large and $1 off the regular
oh oh oh oh oh. i finally found one in san antonio!!
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 12:35 PM EST up reply actions
i'm actually getting sick of jimmy johns, almost.
that being said, i’ll probably have it for dinner.
we had waaaay too much jj catering left over after our event and i took home enough sandwiches for lunch 3 days in a row. ALMOST OVERKILL.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 5, 2012 12:44 PM EST up reply actions
It's... well, I suppose it's better than Subway.
As overrated as Chick-Fil-A? As overrated as Chick-Fil-A.
YOU TAKE THAT BACK
Nothing is as overrated as Chick-Fil-A.
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Yes, but at least Jimmy John's doesn't--
Oh hello Clem.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 5, 2012 12:54 PM EST up reply actions
I think I will go get some Chick Fil A for lunch
oh…wait…
IS THAT A T REX?!?
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 5, 2012 12:54 PM EST up reply actions
Clem invocation unnecessary.
If I want shitty fast food chicken and relatively delicious fries, why, there’s an Arby’s right down the street.
So outlandish as to be impossible to take seriously.
I wouldn’t feed Wendy’s to my dog, if I had a dog.
National?
Well, Five Guys kicks Wendy’s in the throat. Depends on if you count it as fast food.
Otherwise, Sonic also destroys Wendy’s.
Well, Sonic doesnt actually exist
But I’ll grant you Five Guys, though I dont really count it since it’s not a drive through.
I would also definitely favor Arby's, and consider Booger King.
McDonald’s, obviously, isn’t even tangentially related to food.
Seriously? 5 guys?
I don’t know anyone who can go to 5 guys without having a BM within an hour of eating
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 1:11 PM EST up reply actions
This was in Atlanta.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 1:13 PM EST up reply actions
5 guys is fine
sonic is great
will eat chipotle any day
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 5, 2012 1:14 PM EST up reply actions
Chipotle isn't awesome but as food it's not bad
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 5, 2012 1:15 PM EST up reply actions
this man gets it
they’re only competition around here is taco bell, so they remain my favorite fast food/mexican place.
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 5, 2012 1:16 PM EST up reply actions
NO NO NO.
You do not put anything in your mouth that comes from Sonic unless it comes in a CUP.
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good thing tater tots now come in a cup
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 1:16 PM EST up reply actions
Fuck that.
I have a deep fryer and they sell giant bags of tater tots at Wal*Mart.
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I go
Not that I enjoy it, but it has necessities
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 5, 2012 1:20 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, well aren't you superior.
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you have to fry your potatoes twice?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 1:19 PM EST up reply actions
Ore-Ida, dear.
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question remains.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 1:22 PM EST up reply actions
I do not like soggy food.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 1:23 PM EST up reply actions
They aren't fried then frozen...
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then why not just say 'they sell potatoes at walmart and i have a knife and deep fryer'?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 1:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Because Ore-Ida tater tots are not fried then frozen!
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AND BUYING A FUCKING POTATO IS CHEAPER
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 1:25 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, tater tots aren't really a home-made thing
They were invented as a use for shredded potato by-product, after all
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 5, 2012 1:26 PM EST up reply actions
so back to the fact that sonic taters come in a cup and are therefore ok to eat
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 1:26 PM EST up reply actions
Chick-Fil-A....overrated????
LOL DID NOT READ

Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 5, 2012 12:51 PM EST up reply actions
Mayonnaise apologist.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 5, 2012 12:48 PM EST up reply actions
We don't need a flag.
We live here.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 5, 2012 12:51 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
beach club is just as delicious without mayo
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 5, 2012 12:52 PM EST up reply actions
...Says the mayonnaise eater
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 5, 2012 12:53 PM EST up reply actions
fuck mayonnaise
…unless its ranch dressing
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 12:58 PM EST up reply actions
I don't trust anything which can be classified "salad-goop"
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 1:04 PM EST up reply actions
NO
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 1:16 PM EST up reply actions
that is NOT egg salad.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions
True, but same principle basically
If you don’t want it, I’ll gladly take it
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 5, 2012 1:19 PM EST up reply actions
Any sort of "salad" which is covered in goop is not a salad. You can have it
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 1:20 PM EST up reply actions
I'll take it
Egg, potato, chicken, crab, tuna, it’s all good
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 5, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions
/belks
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 1:22 PM EST up reply actions
I've eaten crab salad that was made from materials all stored around 50 degrees
And prepared outside in 80 degree temperatures. Still didn’t turn my nose at it.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 5, 2012 1:23 PM EST up reply actions
somehow shits more the next day
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 5, 2012 1:24 PM EST up reply actions
I've also eaten pimiento cheese sandwiches that had been sitting out for an entire tailgate
The last time I’ve ever had “uh oh” moments after food was eating fried fatback at a fish fry (this was upon already consumed mounds of fried catfish and oysters, so I should have seen it coming)
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 5, 2012 1:25 PM EST up reply actions
/belks
//would eat crab by itself
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 1:24 PM EST up reply actions
Does a poached egg count as "goop"?
Because frisee salad rocks.

"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
that's a real salad. you can see the leafy greens.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 1:42 PM EST up reply actions
i like mayo but sometimes they put waaay too much on, nearly makes me sick haha
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 5, 2012 12:59 PM EST up reply actions
to be honest, they don't refrigerate well
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 5, 2012 12:48 PM EST up reply actions
Honestly, I haven't found a premade sammich that DOES.
well except for Cosi.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 12:50 PM EST up reply actions
probably true
just didn’t want to waste it all. plus free food. my favorite.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 5, 2012 12:51 PM EST up reply actions
Well, yeah, that's the preferred meal of all college kids
Our hall got food from some really good restaurants on the reg
best part about being involved in student orgs is when i can go without making dinner for a whole week
worst part is when i take home an entire catering tray of garlic knots..that was dumb.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 5, 2012 12:54 PM EST up reply actions
i got the stomach flu and my belkcan smelled like garlic knots
completely ruined it for me
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 5, 2012 12:56 PM EST up reply actions
YOU!
EXTREMELY SOON.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
YAIS
although i’m about to leave a computer and head to the library right now…haha. woops.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 5, 2012 12:57 PM EST up reply actions
I don't care for the Giants.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 5, 2012 12:32 PM EST reply actions
He's just mad that the Super Bowl is diverting attention from where it rightfully belongs
Which is the exciting slate of NBA games this week.
Sposed to be SEC
Um, well, I don't care for the Patriots either.
/bill belichick glares, pulls hood up
//tom coughlin glares, turns red
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 5, 2012 12:38 PM EST up reply actions
Shouldn't coughlin be more like what you're used to in your football coaches?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 12:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Why stop at red?
Plus, if Coughlin gets his ass kicked, NDNation’s Cialis-induced boner for him might subside.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 5, 2012 12:40 PM EST up reply actions
Just looked up Coughlins record vs ND
So why did BC have to play in South Bend in 92 and 93?
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
It's the only way they can get the Boston College fan to show up to games.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 5, 2012 12:44 PM EST up reply actions
COUGHLIN WAS A SYRACUSE MAN BEFORE HE COACHED AT BC
Oh nose I gave ACS another reason to root for the Pats
Twitter: RyanMcD29
don't care
still on #teamMeteor for this game
/first time was weakly pro-Giants because didn’t want Pats to go undefeated
Watching from beyond the grave

Senative n. the destruction of one's political career by meme: [fr: middle Intrazweb Eynglush (2009-2020) note: post ASCII], see entry under "Craig James allegedly killed 5 hookers while enrolled at SMU".
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Feb 5, 2012 12:41 PM EST up reply actions
Too caffeinated to sit down, but none of the coffee has hit my brain
I hate it when this happens.
Sposed to be SEC
#TeamEli?

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by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Feb 5, 2012 12:34 PM EST reply actions
I yelled "HAHA SUCK IT TRAITOR"
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LOL Torres.
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Skip Bayless says he's still confident in Eli
Therefore the wise sage has spoken and the Patriots shall be victorious
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 5, 2012 12:38 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Worst co-worker ever?
He’s like. Almost as much of a piece of shit as Craig James.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 5, 2012 12:39 PM EST up reply actions
Poised to aggravate
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by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Feb 5, 2012 12:40 PM EST up reply actions
Why do you hate us?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 5, 2012 12:41 PM EST up reply actions
Hooboy.
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Based on a series of posts I made last night, I bring you

Twitter: RyanMcD29
by RyanMcD29 on Feb 5, 2012 12:45 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
wait. What's the steroid one and the suspicious one?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 12:47 PM EST up reply actions
i like it.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 12:51 PM EST up reply actions
The game starts at 6:30 I think
And NFL countdown and some NBC pregame started at Noon and Mike and Mike and First take were on even before that
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 5, 2012 12:56 PM EST up reply actions
Well, ManU and Chelsea are done off to my favorite cafe for breakfast at the farmers market
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Feb 5, 2012 12:57 PM EST reply actions
All right, time to put a good road win on the resume.
Go Blue!
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
WHAT
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A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
by Tremendous on Feb 5, 2012 1:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
NEIN.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I wonder if this is some sort f NDNation groupon?

Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 5, 2012 1:08 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Is that an ad from NDNation?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Just after the first basket.
Paper bags that the students pop.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Its getting "gritty" out there
By which I mean neither team has a competent offense
Punting is winning.
...because we don't hate you?
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I'm going for the whole it's so bad it's funny thing
But I did just see Rob Lowe in a jock strap and have now decided this is a bad idea
by ItsComplicated on Feb 5, 2012 1:17 PM EST up reply actions
NBC is doing a pre-game already?
Wat
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 5, 2012 1:14 PM EST reply actions
What I learned from his time at UK
is that that comment makes you a racist.
/Not spidery, Im mocking idiots
//Okay, maybe a little spidery
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Coach Willingham co-signs
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Dear Lord, this is B1G-tacular.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Pitbull is now selling Bud Light?
I am confused at why they’re not having a REAL GOOD TIME
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 5, 2012 1:16 PM EST reply actions
not "now" selling, has been selling since like November.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 1:17 PM EST up reply actions
This is the first time I've seen the commercial
Also, the first time I’ve seen a performer so blatantly actually put his name on the product’s logo
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 5, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions
It's their first season.
They haven’t gone full B1G yet.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
They were pretty B1G for several years before they joined.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
Everyone being ridiculously amped up at the start of the game probably has some effect.
Huge rivalry game, with sole possession of 2nd place in the Big Ten on the line.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Good Morning!!!
Hello, hangover!
Stupid absinthe.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
/gives sax bacon
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 1:22 PM EST up reply actions
Mmm
Super Bowl party for 2Ls at local bar. With $300 in free appetizers.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
/give sax bacon bourbon
//steals it back when sax isn’t looking
Go gata!
by theologator on Feb 5, 2012 1:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
how is this done?
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 5, 2012 1:28 PM EST up reply actions
I shall join you
as a quality control expert.
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 5, 2012 1:30 PM EST up reply actions
/swirls mysterious liquid in Ehrlenmeyer flask
//hums to self, writes inscrutable notes
///somehow manages to get 5% of earnings
by emc503 on Feb 5, 2012 1:31 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
YAIS
Rightchere. The real question is which bourbon to use? The Eagle Rare? The Jim Beam? The Rowans Creek?
Go gata!
two hours til the Puppy Bowl!
yais.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 5, 2012 1:24 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
YOU. need help.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 1:25 PM EST up reply actions
I meant like he needs to contact me because I need help with something
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 1:32 PM EST up reply actions
don't forget the zipper!
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 5, 2012 1:34 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
i always forget the zipper!
no seriously it’s like 40 here. I’m thinking of going for a run. is a tshirt going to be enough?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 1:34 PM EST up reply actions
all the chaffing?
ALL. THE. CHAFFING.
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 5, 2012 1:37 PM EST up reply actions
Nope.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I do not own a jacket.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 1:38 PM EST up reply actions
hoodie? long sleeve?
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 5, 2012 1:40 PM EST up reply actions
Warm ups? Hoodie?
You’ll need an extra layer. I ran yesterday in shorts, t shirt and a track jacket. I was wearing the least gear of anyone I saw on the run, most everyone had tights, a jacket and some headgear of some sort.
I'm not worried about legs.
hoodies are too heavy. I have a long sleeve for the cold base layer but I’m afraid its going to be too hot for me after a mile
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions
no sun NW wind at 15
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 1:43 PM EST up reply actions
Well I always wear a dri fit nike "tank"
i just don’t like cold arms
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 1:45 PM EST up reply actions
I run slow as fuck. but i sweat a lot regardless.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 1:58 PM EST up reply actions
Wear the long sleeve
You can pull up the arms later. You’ll be cold without a warmer base layer. And definitely look at getting a light running jacket; I’ve repurposed an light Mountain Hardware that i have and it works great
I'd think so.
But then I’m a crazy Yankee, so …
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
i just go with tight stretchy pants
for the ladeez
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 5, 2012 2:29 PM EST up reply actions
someone make me go to the gym.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 5, 2012 1:39 PM EST reply actions
I'm going to go run. you can go to the gym
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 1:39 PM EST up reply actions
About to go out too
get off your fat, lazy ass.
/bless yore heart
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 5, 2012 1:44 PM EST up reply actions
I think I'm going to save my walk for after the MSU-Mich game.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
apply meat
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 1:42 PM EST up reply actions
Ah yes, the classic Afternoon Hangover of Increasing Intensity.
My sympathies.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 5, 2012 1:42 PM EST up reply actions
YOU. responded. and thank you.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 1:58 PM EST up reply actions
Re-responded.
Much obliged.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 5, 2012 2:11 PM EST up reply actions
I always love waking up still drunk and not having a hangover until like 4 PM.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 5, 2012 2:11 PM EST up reply actions
Ahh, the Texas A&M hangover
You think you’ve got it knocked out and then somehow it always comes back to beat you in the end
by emc503 on Feb 5, 2012 1:44 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Fluids, lots of fluids
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
Also Taco Bell.
Its counterintuitive, but if you can keep the Bell down, you are cured.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Apply super-greasy fast food.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 5, 2012 2:10 PM EST up reply actions
Michigan did the same
except that it cut their deficit to 8.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I sure hope tonight's game isn't marred by a tragic spinal injury
I hate to see puppies get hurt.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 5, 2012 2:08 PM EST reply actions
you know you want to adopt one of those
/please yell at me to get off my couch and get dressed to run
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 2:08 PM EST up reply actions
Nope. just walked outside. Too cold.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 2:17 PM EST up reply actions
You'll warm up after the run and feel better for the rest of the day
GO RUN. Just do a quick 2-3 miles
You realize that in this weather that's like 40 minutes for me right?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 2:25 PM EST up reply actions
GO RUN.
GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN GO RUN
/goes to find hoodie...i guess...
//i hate you all
///if i end up sick i’m blaming you
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions
I know but it's worse out than i thought
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions
I am by staying inside
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 2:29 PM EST up reply actions
RUN LIKE YOURE BEING CHASED BY HAMMOND
JUST DO IT. ALL DAY I DREAM ABOUT SPORTS. SOMETHING SOMETHING WHATEVER BROOKS AND ASICS MOTTOS ARE
IMPOSSIBLE IS NOTHING
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I just need a concept 2.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions
exercise.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 5, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions
go run
do it, you feel good afterwords, its some of the best release you can get with clothes on.
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 5, 2012 2:32 PM EST up reply actions
Ah fuck it, just stay on your couch and think about running
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
Excuses.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I've run in weather like this before. It does not bode well for me.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions
Just wear a sweatshirt.
(Not that this prevented me from getting sick last week….)
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
my throat feels like I smoked a 12 pack
I will run in an hour, go do it.
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 5, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions
Wuss.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Yes.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions
So Super Bid Sunday is even worse than I thought
Almost got hit by a car with girls hanging out the window walking to lunch (though that would’ve been a nice lawsuit), girls all jumping up and down the same way and blasting out music, random chants, cars honking, AAHHHHH MAKE IT STOP
At least for the bright side of humanity, there were guys playing football in the middle of the road where there’s a lawn separating the two roads.
That, and now I kinda wanna blast out “Machinehead” out my window. Maybe even by announcing that it’s “The Paul Finebaum Radio Network” while the beginning loops over and over again
Twitter: RyanMcD29
You could have made quite a bit of money for Montlick and Associates
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 5, 2012 2:12 PM EST up reply actions
One of the sororities just put on Avicii's "Fade Into Darkness"
Hell has just begun as the entire road is now singing that. If your gonna play that song, play “Penguin” and not “Fade Into Darkness”
Twitter: RyanMcD29
I'm not looking forward to this evening
But if the Giants win, oh, the schadenfreude, it will be delicious
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 5, 2012 2:16 PM EST up reply actions
I hope that's the case
Though maybe on the brighter side if the Pats win, BAWSTON SPORTS TALK RADIO /Shipping Up to Boston plays in the background while call of “THE PATRIOTS WIN THEIR FAWTH SUPER BOWL AND TAWM BRADY IS AMAZING” plays over it before show starts/ will have callers with the most ridiculous calls this side of the Mason-Dixon that resemble Bama fans after the NCG on Finebaum
Twitter: RyanMcD29
OH GOD
One of the sororities is blasting out Only the Good Die Young
Let me guess what’s on their t-shirts… “I’D RATHER LAUGH WITH THE SINNERS THAN CRY WITH THE SAINTS.. THE SINNERS ARE MUCH MORE FUN”
Twitter: RyanMcD29
Lost in all of this
Billy Joel is really just trying to guilt a girl into sleeping with him.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 5, 2012 2:32 PM EST up reply actions
That and the fact girls ruin such a great singer like Billy Joel
TECHNICALLY LEVITTOWN PRIDE!
Oh, and the second I hear “Don’t Stop Believing” or “Living On a Prayer,” I’m going for a nice long walk on the other side of campus
Twitter: RyanMcD29
Over/under
Three more songs.
Why people who weren’t born when these shitty songs were released now like these songs is unfathomable.
BRAIN DAMAGE
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 5, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions
Well considering the crap on the radio today
Journey is gold.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 5, 2012 2:37 PM EST up reply actions
And "Baby It's Cold Outside" is about a guy with the exact same goal.
Only the reasons they give are different.
Go gata!
Everytime I hear that Christmastime
I point out that it’s entirely about date rape. And people respond to “You know what, you’re right”
Twitter: RyanMcD29
Sounds like one of my pastimes:
telling/reminding people that ‘Like a Prayer’ is about fellatio.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Bawhston radio is not nearly as good as Pawl
Just annoying
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 5, 2012 2:29 PM EST up reply actions
YOU FACK

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
NOW YOU WILL EAT MY BLOOD, GUARNASCHELLI.
EAT IT.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 5, 2012 2:13 PM EST up reply actions
"Your blood was one of the basket ingredients, but I'm really not getting it at all
You just threw it in the sauce as an afterthought, and frankly, it lacks creativity."
by emc503 on Feb 5, 2012 2:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"It's not an invitation to eat."
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 5, 2012 2:15 PM EST up reply actions
"The color is nice, but you just used the blood as a garnish without really integrating the flavor with the other ingredients"
"Your food was delicious, technically perfect, and wonderfully inventive... but I don't like your face, so you're chopped."
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Ted Allen is a mincing asshole who does nothing of value.
I want to put him an Guarnascehlli in a cage and lock them in there until one kills the other.
I actually don't mind him, comparatively.
I can’t stand Guarnaschelli and Conant together. “You served me red onions, when you know I don’t like them…”
I don’t like mayo, but if you made some because it was integral to your dish, then I’d suffer and eat it, and judge it based on what it was supposed to be, not my personal feelings, you self-centered prick
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Look out for Scott.
He’s a dick.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 5, 2012 2:26 PM EST up reply actions
Ted Allen is a product of the Purdue.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 5, 2012 2:25 PM EST up reply actions
I cant even imagine him at college
He was probably that asshole who wore a tie to class and insisted that everyone call it a cravat.
Don't just look at it. Eat it.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Look at the tasteful thickness of it.
My God.
It even has a watermark.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 5, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions
MSU's defense is phenomenal.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
This has been one of our better games.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
A freshman point guard in a hostile road environment against a good defensive team is a recipe for trouble.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I hear a chickadee singing!
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
I went one a goose hunt with a buddy of mine yesterday
which was really just paddling down the Shenandoah for a few hours, and we saw a ton of bluebirds. Talk about a pretty bird.
Go gata!
We get those pretty often here, probably 3 or 4 visit the feeders on a regular basis.
Those Carolina Wrens are pretty impressive—I can be inside the house, and still hear them singing from the other side of the yard.
Pitt vs. Villanova.
Failpile.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 5, 2012 2:36 PM EST reply actions
I think they stopped going below-the-knee for a while now
Thankfully
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 5, 2012 2:37 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, I just mean in general fashion
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 5, 2012 2:38 PM EST up reply actions
Do they ever.
Wicker Park in summer…yikes.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 5, 2012 2:40 PM EST up reply actions
I like my shorts to just touch the tops of my kneecaps, when doing athletics
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
In HS our basketball shorts were comically long
Our 5 6 point guard was basically wearing pants. Somehow they never interfered with dribbling between the legs though
long shorts
just doesn’t feel right if they are more than 2" above the knees.
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 5, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions
Not a fan of below-the-knee shorts
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 5, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions
fair point
I’m fine with them as long as they aren’t too far under the knees
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 5, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions
I need more shorts to cover my kneecaps
Because then the thigh is wide enough for me and when it rides up it doesn’t get old man creepy.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions
Probably.
It seems like most of the hip-hop tastemakers have stopped wearing super-baggy clothes, which likely contributes to this trend.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Been coughing for like two and half fucking months
Maybe I should stop drinking for a while. After today.
That's probably not the drinking
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
Visiting your physician would
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
I don't get New York Giants hate
Don’t think I ever will, at least compared to Yankees hate and even the Syracuse hate, even that I can understand.
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Just that it's New York and therefore gets a ton of attention
Plus the whole Manning story
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 5, 2012 2:38 PM EST up reply actions
It flows out of NYC hate and has some Yankees hate coming over as well.
Giants fans largely have the same smug snobbery of Yankees fans, with the “New York is the best thing ever, everyone who isn’t us is just jealous” crap.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
To be fair, people don't seem to be nearly as obnoxious about the Giants as about the Yankees.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Living in a part of the country that deals with their fans from a distance/as visitors, it's very similar.
I don’t know about living in NYC
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I think the difference is that Yankees fans see success as a birthright (and due to the cash their team has on hand and the lack of a salary cap, they have a point).
Giants fans can be smug in victory, but the world is not off its axis if they lose, and they don’t make a list of players to buy after each defeat.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
If anything Giants fans were really defeatist for a while.
Then holy shit the 2000’s hit and HEY GUYS WE MAY NOT BE 80’S GOOD BUT WE DON’T SUCK ANYMORE YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 2:57 PM EST up reply actions
I really don't know many obnoxious Giants fans
At least, anywhere near as obnoxious to a Yankee degree. The Giants are a way bigger blue collar team than the Yankees.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 2:56 PM EST up reply actions
FAHK YOU FAHK YOU
OWAH COLLAHS AH BLUAH THAN YOAH COLLAHS.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 5, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yes
NO ONE CAN COMPETE WITH SOUTHIE
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 3:02 PM EST up reply actions
ALL. THE. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 5, 2012 3:05 PM EST up reply actions
Suddenly I'm feeling much better about playing Villanova on the road.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 5, 2012 2:41 PM EST reply actions
They spose be good/competent/not suck
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Hooray we're going to beat Corn!
10 point lead with 3:45 left is insurmountable at B1G scoring pace.
hangover still getting worse
starting to think it’s more than hangover, might be actual sickness
may not go to super bowl party tonight
Sposed to be SEC
better than running: Brushing up on company i'm interviewing with this week
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
woooo!
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 5, 2012 3:06 PM EST up reply actions
congrats!
say “I will get this job today!” into the mirror several times.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 5, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions
I still don't know if I want this job. This is all experimental
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 4:04 PM EST up reply actions
There is no better time to job hunt
than when you don’t need a job. You can be oh so uncaring — in a nice way.
When I was getting ready to jump from Oracle and doing phone interviews I wouldn’t tell them what I was making now. I told them “You’re just going to take that number and add a percentage to it. Let me tell you what I can do for you, and then you can figure out how much I’m worth to you.”
One recruiter wanted me for doing Sybase database, and I told her, “No, I’m asking for too much money to start on a brand-new technology. I want to be able to hit the ground running to solve your problems, not spend six weeks in a boot camp and starting off cold.”
YMMV.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 5, 2012 4:16 PM EST up reply actions
Wait, salaries are negotiable in certain careers?
I wish someone would tell lawyers that.
FUN FACT! Commonwealth Atty for Lexington offered a girl $15,000 for the year, the max he could offer in light of budget cuts. She gladly accepted.
Sposed to be SEC
.......
That poor girl.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 4:20 PM EST up reply actions
That's ... $500 over minimum wage, assuming 2000 hours for the year.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
It's also a chance . . .
. . . to get a decent year’s work experience for the resume in a legal market where a lot of folks are volunteering with non-profit legal organizations after graduation just to get their foot in the door in the profession. Graduating from law school today really sucks. I’m sort of hoping DC#1 has no interest in it.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
True.
Which is one (of many) reasons my reaction to the idea of law school was LOL NO.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I'm devoting an increasing amount of my job search time to non-lawyer jobs
Won’t be able to be a judge one day like I dreamed of, but will be able to eat in the meantime. Sigh.
Sposed to be SEC
I have a cousin
who’s a partner at Stites in Louisville. I’ll ask him for any advice I can pass along to you for KY jobs.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 5, 2012 4:56 PM EST up reply actions
Thanks
I know several Stites attorneys. Good people and they treat their attorneys better than most of the other Big 5ers down here.
Sposed to be SEC
Just change your name
to “Judge”, like Judge Reihnold. Then people will have to call you “Judge”.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 5, 2012 7:20 PM EST up reply actions
That's the legal market these days
Drunk attorney to me on Friday: “Y’all are so fucked. This firm hired me five years ago with a 2.9 GPA. We took three kids this year; two were in the Top 10% and the other not far off. We pay $48,000 and they were thrilled to get it; in my day, those GPAs decided which $140,000 job they wanted.”
Sposed to be SEC
It was always tough to get Market pay
without being at the top of your class or from a top school. Your 2.9 drunk lawyer lucked out.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 5, 2012 4:31 PM EST up reply actions
Sorry, I was unclear
The $140k was for Top 10%ers in his day. Even in the best of times 2.9s didn’t get top market from UK law.
Sposed to be SEC
I figured as much
didn’t want folks to think it was all wine and roses before the great recession.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 5, 2012 4:40 PM EST up reply actions
My version of that
Late 1970’s, oil exploration was booming. Geology bachelors were getting $50K/yer (1970’s money) and masters were naming their salaries. Come 1978, oil exploration tanks, you have a BS?, LOL No sir FU.
Boom and bust, boom and bust.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 5, 2012 7:22 PM EST up reply actions
Draymond Green has more rebounds than Michigan.
That is all.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Not bad for someone nursing an injury.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Even better
Instructions for Habs fans for today’s game http://celebrations-gomez.com/en/
Twitter: RyanMcD29
AWWWWWWW
THE LABRADOR PUPPIES ARE GOING TO BE SEEING EYE DOGS!
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
/whistles //attempts last minute sway routine for people to root for the Giants
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=biTbNabyyyM
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Fuck the Patriots
/close enough
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 5, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions
Danny DeVito's the voice of The Lorax?
After It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, I can’t see him in a cuddly role
Twitter: RyanMcD29
You expected it to not be dumb?
DUDE, HAMSTER BLIMP!
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions
me too
i’m a sucker for the kitties
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 5, 2012 3:55 PM EST up reply actions
Mane, how a Dwag fan gonna like cats better?
#sour
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Cats live 12-14 years.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Feb 5, 2012 4:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
NEIN
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
no
nononono
all the golden retrievers for me then
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 5, 2012 4:24 PM EST up reply actions
Meep the bird Tweets?
how meta.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 5, 2012 3:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm following the bird.
More entertaining than the game.
meepthebird meepthebird
Fumble + Oscar = Potential #PuppyBowl Bromance. I’ll call them Fumscar.
2 minutes ago Favorite Retweet Reply
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 3:09 PM EST up reply actions
Where
And for what purpose?
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 3:10 PM EST up reply actions
You're going to have serfs, aren't you?
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 5, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions
Pillars Potatoes™
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 5, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
ND fans might want to be wary of people offering land grants
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 5, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, I don't really like the Michigan State fans.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 5, 2012 3:23 PM EST up reply actions
I was trying to make an English colonization of Ireland joke, but I guess it fell flat
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 5, 2012 3:23 PM EST up reply actions
I'm with you.
I just wanted to get in a Michigan Cow School joke.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 5, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions
HOLDIN' ONTO SERFDOM NASHIONAL CHAMPEEONS PAVEL
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 5, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions
THIS PRINTUN PRESS ISSA CONPIRACEEE PAWWWLLLLLL
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 5, 2012 3:26 PM EST up reply actions
PAWL, them Ottomans is oversignin'. Our boys cain't compete no more.
Imma hang up an lissen, roll Byzantium!
Go gata!
The Christiandom conference never was the same after Rome went forward with its own TV network and greater share of revenue
Byzantines were already looking for a reason to leave, although I doubt they can survive the week-to-week grind of conference games against the Bulgars, Arabs, and Turks.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 5, 2012 3:33 PM EST up reply actions
the mongol horde is going great things out east
but they aren’t playing a full christian conference schedule, roll Byzantium
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 5, 2012 3:35 PM EST up reply actions
Make sure it doesn't abut Church lands.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 5, 2012 3:11 PM EST up reply actions
or school?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions
Yes.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 5, 2012 3:21 PM EST up reply actions
Figured out my winning strategy for the Super Bowl
The first half should be the perfect time to get this week’s grocery shopping done, and I can probably still make it home in time to fire up the grill before the kids get too hungry.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
That right there is good hustle.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions
If I'm really lucky, I'll be out at the grill during the halftime show.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Why did I start playing Dragon Quest?
This was a terrible mistake.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 5, 2012 3:27 PM EST reply actions
BOREDOM?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 3:29 PM EST up reply actions
You got tired of crashing Kerbalans onto the Mun?
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 5, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions
Ah, yes, the traditional "Chinese New Year Cupcake Contest" what has the traditional Chinese making of cupcakes.
Fuck yo cupcake shows.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 5, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I love cupcakes and can appreciate a fancy cupcake
But all the hype over “artisan” cupcakes and TV shows and the like is ridiculous
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 5, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions
all the reality show shit on that channel is horrible
We watch more PBS cooking shows now. Essential Pepin is great.
butbutbut.. Kitchen:Impossible
Robert Irvine yells and there are messy kitchens and comfortable formulas!
YOUR WALLS ARE WHITE. THAT'S HORRIBLE.
NOW YOUR WALLS ARE ORANGE. WATCH THE MONEY ROLL IN.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 5, 2012 3:49 PM EST up reply actions
Put a ridiculously loud flash movie to play on the home page
And don’t include any mute button or stop button
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 5, 2012 3:51 PM EST up reply actions
Don't forget having the auto-play on!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I thought the essential Pepin was short
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Feb 5, 2012 3:49 PM EST up reply actions 9 recs
Another reason to love this site
Ostensibly, we’re here to talk football. Yet a joke about a French king from the Middle Ages goes green in ten minutes.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
we are a well rounded group
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 5, 2012 4:24 PM EST up reply actions
I'm glad that there are people to share middle ages jokes with.
no one I know will get them.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 5, 2012 4:25 PM EST up reply actions
Though I'm disappointed we didn't manage to get into the Tony-winning musical "Pippin"
But that was about Charlemagne’s son, not Charles the Hammer’s.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 5, 2012 7:25 PM EST up reply actions
Pepin the Short, who always would have gotten swirlied in priory
If he didn’t have a dad called “Charles the Hammer” to scare everyone straight
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 5, 2012 3:50 PM EST up reply actions
CHOPPED IS FUCKING AWESOME DAMNIT
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 3:51 PM EST up reply actions
No it's not.
Are you ever going to have to make a dish using cornmeal, Fruit Loops, and candied ginger in 30 minutes? Fuck that show. What are you going to learn from that?
They should go back to pure cooking shows, tours of good restaurants in various cities, and Japanese Iron Chef
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 5, 2012 3:49 PM EST up reply actions
/andrew zimmern bows deeply to taiwanese person
//taiwanese person stares in bafflement
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 5, 2012 3:51 PM EST up reply actions
I prefer The Best Thing I Ever Ate to anything on that channel
except Man vs Food, which food network should clearly steal
If No Reservations isn't your favorite food show then what the hell sir?
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 4:00 PM EST up reply actions
Worst Chefs in America
because I occasionally learn stuff
American Iron Chef wouldn't suck as much if they didn't use stodgy, celebrity American chefs
No fucking Bobby Flay, no fucking Mario Batali. To keep the whole 3 chefs thing, keep it American, and keep it to the very best chefs, I’d use Emeril (Cajun/Creole cooking) (If you don’t like him than use Jose Garces for his Latin food), Wolfgang Puck (California), and and probably Geoffrey Zakarian (Replaceable, if you want to go the full American thing) If we don’t care about the all American thing, then Gordon Ramsay should be one of the chefs no question.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 3:59 PM EST up reply actions
At first I was going for the American cuisine American chefs thing
Of course if we just go with the best chefs in America (Or at least known in America) it’d probably be Puck, Ramsay, and Bayless. Andres probably though because Puck I think really fucking hates Iron Chef.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 4:05 PM EST up reply actions
Which reminds me
Bayless got fucking robbed against Flay because Iron Chef needed Flay to win that first episode.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 4:06 PM EST up reply actions
Puck is still arguably the greatest American Chef of all time
No matter how much he’s “sold out”
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 4:06 PM EST up reply actions
No idea what you're talking about
Three dollars is TOTALLY an acceptable amount of money to pay for a cupcake
That said, whoever figured out how to get rich people to pay ridiculous amounts for anything is a genius and deserves his money
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 5, 2012 3:50 PM EST up reply actions
P.T. Barnum on line one...
Of course, he just made it a science, like Henry Ford did with automobile manufacturing. The techniques have been around since caveman days. (See: History of the World, Part I)
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 5, 2012 4:18 PM EST up reply actions
The lines outside Georgetown Cupcake . . .
. . . ever since their TV show debuted have been ridiculous. Per snarky comments above, I will pay ~$30/dozen for cupcakes on occasion, but there’s a local spot in Rockville that’s every bit as good, family-owned, and never has a line out the door.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I knew the cupcake craze jumped the shark when there was a food truck for cupcakes
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 5, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions
Yep. I've seen that one parked at Franklin Square downtown.
More promising — the “Dangerous Pies” truck.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Grilled cheese truck is pretty awesome
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 5, 2012 3:57 PM EST up reply actions
That would be this guy.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Yeah, Chuck told me about that.
But I have a hard time justifying a 5,000 mile round trip for lunch.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
This
At least pies are more versatile
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 5, 2012 3:58 PM EST up reply actions
Then Devil Mom needs to move to the city and get rich.
She makes the world’s best pie crust, and her sugar cream pies are addictive.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I don't get the cupcake fad
Liked them in 4th grade when homeroom mom brought them, haven’t really desired them since.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 5, 2012 3:59 PM EST up reply actions
Awww, dammit
I have been planning on having wedding pies for like five years now, instead of wedding cake. Does that make me a pie hipster?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Huh, imagine that --
a guy planning on doing something at his wedding.
Unless it’s a same-sex marriage and you’re in the wedding planner role, your plans are meaningless, without merit and will be ignored when the time comes.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 5, 2012 5:48 PM EST up reply actions
It's been discussed with the GF already.
She is for it, at this point
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Your only hope
Well played.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 5, 2012 5:59 PM EST up reply actions
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK DOOK
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
WAT
How is he still in the league? And I’m shocked he hasnt had to amputate a foot due to diabetes yet.
Oddly enough, he is now commissioner for the United Indoor Football League
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 5, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions
And a player?
Or did he have to give that up to be commish?
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Jared's looking pretty svelte in this photo.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Boston College has more players in this Super Bowl than any other school.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 5, 2012 3:52 PM EST reply actions
Just on the rosters, I think.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 5, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions
Well the Pats have 3 players who apparently decided just not to go to college
so I am no longer impressed
THIS IS WHY OUAH PAHTS ARE GREAHTER
WE USE ALL OUAH GRITTY HARD WORKING GYM RAT TIGHT ENDS FROM THE FOOTBAHL POWAHHOUSE OF BAWHSTON
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 5, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions
And Boston College fans will remind you of it for years.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Of course.
I just thought stating that would be redundant.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 5, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions
More coaches too
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 4:02 PM EST up reply actions
Did I just see that Illinois is losing to Northwestern in squeakyfouls?
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 5, 2012 3:57 PM EST reply actions
At home
rooting for the Illini.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 5, 2012 4:00 PM EST up reply actions
Nothing would make me happier....
than the disappointment of all the people wearing hideous orange who filled up the BBQ place I wanted to go for lunch and couldn’t because it was too crowded.
Illini fans are strange creatures.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 5, 2012 4:02 PM EST up reply actions
wouldn't say it's great
but not as bad as you suggest. It’s livable.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 5, 2012 4:10 PM EST up reply actions
My main complaints are no hills, few trees, and no close-by mountains.
Other than that, I have good food and beer. It’s fine for a few years while wife is in grad school.
Wisconsin-OSU was SO bad
Even by my horribly lowered standards from watching the Pac 12 all year.
Mizzou-KU was fantastic though
I give you Wisconsin-PSU from last year.
Penn State scored 36 points. And won.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Somebody for NW has 16 points at the half.
6 for 6 shooting, including 4 threes.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Someone needs to go invent a cup-pie for me
I just want to see if it can be done, but I have no trust in myself doing anything in the kitchen correctly
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
Little Pie Company in NYC has 5" pies
Basically a single serving.
http://www.littlepiecompany.com/
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
The ones we got in from the Amish at Kenyon always ended up that way.
And I found myself in the Strawberry Rhubarb Coma more than once.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Oh, trust me, I've done that.
If you’re gonna die, that may not be such a bad way to go.
And, for anyone who’s ever driving between the DC area and the midwest, I recommend a stop at Weaver’s Bakery in Hancock, MD for the wild berry pie. We pull over and buy a couple almost every time we pass through. (Clearly, I spend way too much time thinking about this stuff.)
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Mmm, yes.
Or any of the threeve road-side Amish stands you see on the OH/PA border- you can’t go wrong, when the only ingredients they use are fruit, flour, butter, sugar, and lard.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
You forgot lard
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 5, 2012 6:16 PM EST up reply actions
I like lard
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Yeah, but probably rather fragile.
I want a slightly thicker crust so I can toss it in a lunchpail and not worry about it.
moonpies?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 4:07 PM EST up reply actions
Close
http://www.grouprecipes.com/14972/decadent-mini-chocolate-pecan-tarts.html
My mother-in-law makes a version of these for Christmas. They’re like mini-pies filled with chocolate cake/brownie batter and topped with a pecan half.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Jamie Dixon trying not to choke away a close game against a bad team?
Let’s watch.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 5, 2012 4:04 PM EST up reply actions
well, looks like I'm watching the game with you guys
all my meatspace friends have other things going on.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 5, 2012 4:05 PM EST reply actions
I won't be here.
I know everyone is sad.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 4:06 PM EST up reply actions
you best get to running missy.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 5, 2012 4:06 PM EST up reply actions
NEIN. too late now.
Need to shower and food prep
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 4:08 PM EST up reply actions
I'm curious about your hypothesis.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 4:08 PM EST up reply actions
Couple's wedding shower was once described to me as a party...
good God, that was terrible
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
there wasn't alcohol was there?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 4:10 PM EST up reply actions
Well, they didn't have any...
I had a flask, though
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
so it sucked because everyone else was sober and wanting your alcohol.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 4:14 PM EST up reply actions
They didn't KNOW I had any...
I’m sure they suspected, but I was drinking vodka Sprites, so it hid it a bit
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
if you had broken up with the girl just because of crazy family, i wouldn't have blamed you
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 4:16 PM EST up reply actions
That wasn't the reason...
but it helped shine the light on some of them
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Bridal shower, but for couples
/gunshot
//thump
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Ex's sister
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
It gets worse.
Three words: Couples. Baby. Shower.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
um. i actually had fun at the 2 i've been to
But then both sets of friends bought 2 kegs each.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 4:15 PM EST up reply actions
It must be an atlanta thing.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 4:16 PM EST up reply actions
Im in Louisville.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
DAMN. were THEY from louisville?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 4:18 PM EST up reply actions
Yep.
I was the only guest with any kind of connection to Atlanta.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
hmmmm. I tried.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 4:23 PM EST up reply actions
I recently went to a double couples baby shower
(two couples having co-shower)
I brought a keg of beer.
The host seemed surprised, but didnt mind.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Bread yeast amazes me
I dont have nearly the experience working with it as I do beer yeast, and it works so damn fast in comparison.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
CHEAP SHOT ON JUNIOR FLOYD, HERE COMES BECKY ICEBOX O'SHEA INTO THE GAME!

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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 4:14 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
so you're feeling better?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 4:15 PM EST up reply actions
/unbuckles belt
//finds place on EDSBS sofa
///places mini fridge next to seat
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 4:15 PM EST up reply actions
/couch set on fire by WfVU delegation
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
HEY
I’m on the indoor couch not the porch couch
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 4:17 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, and it's winter.
It’s too damn cold to go outside to set couch fires, so watch your ass.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
no thats bourbon
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 5, 2012 4:23 PM EST up reply actions
Is the offseason ever dark and sad enough for something like the All-Star Football Challenge to be interesting?
Channel?
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 4:17 PM EST up reply actions
I actually enjoy this shit a lot
WAIT WHY ARE THEY INSIDE AND NOT OUTSIDE ON SOME GOD FORSAKEN FLORIDA FIELD?
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 4:19 PM EST up reply actions
Just got back from a great one-hour, 6.475 km (thank you Googlel Earth!) walk
Burned 508 calories. Off to the showers and then to get dinner.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 5, 2012 4:19 PM EST reply actions
Well done, sir.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Paula Deen made deep-fried stuffing on a stick.

¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 5, 2012 4:27 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
Wilford Brimley cat
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 4:27 PM EST up reply actions
You mean the disease that affects millions of people
That she only admitted to having in order to endorse a Diabeetus drug? I think it got mentioned
Whoa
The spice catnip must flow
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Sergeant demonstrating the course may have just set the best time
In combat boots.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 4:28 PM EST up reply actions
were they combat boot-cleates?
hard to turn in the real deal, even on rough surfaces
No clue
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 4:31 PM EST up reply actions
Sorry, obstacle course for RB's LB's?
Or something.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 4:29 PM EST up reply actions
If we replaced the tournament with a bowl system, these games would actually matter and you'd be more interested
Sposed to be SEC
(Murray State goes to the Las Vegas Bowl)
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Also BCS teams in basketball should NEVER travel away from home before conference play lest getting a season ending loss
Also, Jim Boeheim has thought that the NCAA Tournament has run on a BCS formula since the BCS’s inception in Football.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 4:36 PM EST up reply actions
So...
our 30-point loss to Mizzou at home qualifies us for the national championship game?
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 5, 2012 4:37 PM EST up reply actions
so we can take the month off and meet in MSG for all the marbles?
/it’s the BCS, of course one team gets effective home field in the championship game :)
You're Iowa State
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 4:38 PM EST up reply actions
reply fail, right?
ACS & ND are Iowa State.
Yes
Furk.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 4:39 PM EST up reply actions
Lol u still mad, bros?
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 5, 2012 4:39 PM EST up reply actions
Well, one of the teams will be a #1 seed in the tournament
The other will be watching that team at home.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 4:40 PM EST up reply actions
Montclair State?
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 5, 2012 4:41 PM EST up reply actions
That's cool, whatever
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 4:46 PM EST up reply actions
You think ND is still on the outside looking in?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
It's not cemented at least
But pretty close.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 4:47 PM EST up reply actions
I should clairfy
Close to being a lock.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 4:47 PM EST up reply actions
Sounds a little stronger than I'd put it.
Our non-conference W/L is bad enough that if we stumble down the stretch we might be on the outside looking in.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Always my favorite guide
http://espn.go.com/mens-college-basketball/bubblewatch
You guys seem to be where Syracuse usually was up until 3 years ago when we finally stopped fucking around.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 5:03 PM EST up reply actions
I'll buy that.
My guess is the next edition of this will place us in the ‘should be in’ pile.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Ehhhhhhhh
You’ll still be in Work Left to Do, but not at the bottom with Cincy. Probably will be at Louisville/UConn/Seton Hall status
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions
The Pac-10 is 1-31 against RPI Top 50 teams (and the 1 was Colorado St)?
The Horror.
Sposed to be SEC
Yeah it's pretty fucking awful
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 5:11 PM EST up reply actions
Where are all the good teams this year?
Are they hanging out in mmid-major land?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Out west it's all about the Mountain West
And define good. Because Elite right now is a table of two (Syracuse and Kentucky) and then there is a decent great tier, and then a shitload of good schools from all kinds of conferences.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 5:15 PM EST up reply actions
Effective home court worked out remarkably poorly for MSU and Butler.
And, for that matter, LSU football.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Dont'a Hightower slowed than a Cincy player in the obstacle course?
PAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWL THEM ROPES ARE A CONSPIRACYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
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Looks like the extra SEC games are going to cost us the North Carolina basketball series
Fuck you, MIzzouri and A&M. Fuck you.
Sposed to be SEC
Oh, come on.
Now you get to play genuine southern opponents instead of those North Carolina Yankees.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 5, 2012 4:39 PM EST up reply actions
Florida's too far away for me to observe it as easily
Watching southern political corruption fight northern political corruption is kind of funny, though.
Looks like the ACC is going to give us a UNC and Duke basketball series
And 2 gimme wins against BC a year.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 4:40 PM EST up reply actions
FUCKING TIM TEBOW COMMERCIAL
THEY SAID I COULDN’T BE A HIGH SCHOOL QUARTERBACK. THEY SAID I COULDN’T BE A DIVISION 1 PLAYER.
FUCK. YOU. AND. YOUR. NORTH. KOREAN. COMMERICAL. WRITERS.
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/cracks open old 2006, 2007, 2008 football magazines
//TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW
///rest my case
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 5, 2012 4:41 PM EST up reply actions
When did Villa change?
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
I'm still miffed over "gay."

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 5, 2012 7:27 PM EST up reply actions
So um, serious SB party question:
what the heck do I wear?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
Um
I don’t know, what kind of party is it?
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 4:48 PM EST up reply actions
at a freinds house. almost house warming like
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 4:49 PM EST up reply actions
Jeans and a nice shirt?
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 4:53 PM EST up reply actions
NEIN
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 4:55 PM EST up reply actions
If you have a dog in the hunt, you wear colors
If not, jeans and polo, blouse, something with sleeves and a collar. I’d have said t-shirt but you say “almost house warming like.”
If you go looking like an LLBean model you can’t go wrong.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 5, 2012 6:25 PM EST up reply actions
Would sweater work you know since it's like 40 out and rainy...?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 4:58 PM EST up reply actions
Of course
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 4:59 PM EST up reply actions
/girl moment
I HATE MY CLOTHES
/end girl moment
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 5, 2012 5:00 PM EST up reply actions
this man gets it
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 5, 2012 5:21 PM EST up reply actions
The Laura Quinn Special.
Half Giants, half Patriots jersey.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 5, 2012 4:54 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
SBNation invited you to a party
/jealous
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
And no one in the Big Ten wins on the road ever, apparently.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Do we need to bring out the Northwestern Tournament Watch again?
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 4:59 PM EST up reply actions
You guys have that whole "THEY'RE BEATING UP ON EACH OTHER" argument going for you guys this year that usually is used for the Big East
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 5:01 PM EST up reply actions
8-10 might get them there.
They have a surprisingly respectable profile, and with the conference being as stacked as it is (and the Pac-12 as craptacular, so they won’t be hogging any bids) a losing conference record might not be an absolute kiss of death. (Usually there are one or two that make it, though it’s unusual in the Big Ten.)
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Pac-12 could be a one bid league
It’s that fucking bad.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 5:15 PM EST up reply actions
I know.
For the Big Ten, the way I see it right now is:
Definitely in: MSU, Michigan, Wisconsin, OSU, Indiana
Probably in but might want to be careful: Illinois, Purdue
Fighting chance: Minnesota, Northwestern (though I doubt they’ll both make it, and I think Minnesota is in better shape than NW at this point)
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
B1G speed, everyone.
It manifests itself in all sorts of ways.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
This does not feed the overarching narrative and is thus discarded.
Even if it’s completely true.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
THEY SAID I WASN'T A DIVISION 1 FOOTBALL PLAYER
FUCK. YOU.
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I guess God condones lying
As long as it’s a paid statement in a commercial.
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 5, 2012 5:00 PM EST up reply actions
All those cameras filming him around was really just for a guy who played football and went to church
Might have been a D-3 player or JuCo at best
Twitter: RyanMcD29
they said I was a top recruit in a pretty good system for my individual talent
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 5, 2012 5:20 PM EST up reply actions
THEY SAID I WOULDNT WIN A CHAMPIONSHIP
/wins two, the first his freshman year
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 5, 2012 5:21 PM EST up reply actions
Tonight will maintain that the best super bowl I've ever had was last year
every single American in Edinburgh was crammed into the basement of the university student center. That night I drank highland scotch and Belhaven’s Best and returned to my flat at sunrise. We played drinking games with Scots that involved drowning the Queen in the pint glass (finish the beer before the penny reaches the bottom). I have only flashes of the game’s second half. I met a guy from an even smaller town in VA than where I’m from, I met a girl from Iowa and made horrendous jokes about rhabdo and still managed to get her number. I went to bed at 7 am. Didn’t care about the game, I just had some great company.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 5, 2012 5:14 PM EST reply actions
I'm expecting plenty of tl;dr posts
but I just thought I’d share
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 5, 2012 5:15 PM EST up reply actions
nl;dr
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 5:16 PM EST up reply actions
Amazing
how the rhabdo stuff went from massive scandal to the 4th-5th worst thing to happen in football that season.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Very nice story
So has it always been.
“What is your nationality?”
“I’m a drunkard.”
“That makes Rick a citizen of the world.”

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 5, 2012 6:30 PM EST up reply actions
According to Skyrim
Giants win and Tom Brady is brutally killed.
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I have Kraken and Dr pepper and am too lazy to go buy more drinks
do these go together, does anyone know?
Is Aaron Rodgers stoned?
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 5, 2012 5:25 PM EST reply actions
Let me double check.
. . . .
most likely.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Holy shit my mom is on a fucking roll right now cooking
Her dip just came out, she has shrimp wrapped in bacon grilling, she’s making her wings, and she’s making her hot shots. There is dessert rumored as well, and I may have missed something.
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I knew I forgot something
Center Cut BBQ Beef Ribs are also on deck.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 5:41 PM EST up reply actions
I don't even have money with which to buy booze
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 5, 2012 5:35 PM EST reply actions
I heard the end of the radio "pregame show" on the way in to work, yet the game has not started.
So was it a PRE-pregame show?
Yes
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 5:38 PM EST up reply actions
FART NOISE
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
So kick off is at 5:30 CST?
Had to take a nap after lunch, now I need to decide on supper.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 5, 2012 5:44 PM EST reply actions
Yes
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 5:44 PM EST up reply actions
I have time for a frozen yogurt run ....
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 5, 2012 5:48 PM EST up reply actions
It's another 45 minutes and TV coverage started at 11?
I think this may be a wee bit overhyped.
MAJOR MARKETS MAJOR MARKETS MAJOR MARKETS
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
They do the same thing every fucking year
I remember it being this long since I was fucking 8
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 5:49 PM EST up reply actions
PHRASING!
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 5, 2012 5:49 PM EST up reply actions
8 what?
We’re hitting overuse of the word phrasing around here
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 5:50 PM EST up reply actions
I don't know.
Add any noun you like, really.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 5, 2012 5:50 PM EST up reply actions
Also, in the case of hookers, it would insinuate some three new charges.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 5, 2012 5:54 PM EST up reply actions
RUMOR HAS IT ROB GRONKOWSKI HAS AN ANKLE INJURY.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Call me heretic, say what you will --
I’m drinking Gray Goose with Minute Maid Lite Lemonade, 5 calories per can. I’m normally #teamstoli, but Mrs. with a beer wanted the Goose, so…
Got some mini-quiches ready to go and some mini-mex thingies coming up next. Frozen snacks are wonderful things.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 5, 2012 5:46 PM EST reply actions
Nothing's wrong with Gray Goose, especially when you can get the 1/2 gallon for about $45 at Costco
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
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Gray Goose is fine.
Vodka lemonade is the drink of the manliest and most heroic of men. And also me most of the time.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 5, 2012 6:03 PM EST up reply actions
BUTTHURT DUKE FANS!

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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 5:47 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
MOAR

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 5, 2012 5:49 PM EST up reply actions
HURT THAT BUTT, MIAMI
HURT THAT BUTT
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Feb 5, 2012 5:52 PM EST up reply actions
Don't really follow UM hoops, but hats off to them.
Miami (FL) fan, Florida A&M alum, Marching "100" supporter. Yep, that's me.
She has the facial equivalent of a barbed-wire tattoo.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 5, 2012 5:53 PM EST up reply actions
Is she supposed to be painted like a basketball or something?
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
Rec
Rec reccity reccd
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
Neither does anyone else except ESPN.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 5, 2012 5:58 PM EST up reply actions
WWL in stupid assholes talking about bullshit, boring shit no one watches,
and maybe sports now and then for a few minutes between misogynistic commercials.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 5, 2012 6:02 PM EST up reply actions
Apparently Bob Costas thought people were worried that they couldn't hear Faith Hill sing a shitty cover of Hate Myself for Loving You before the game
THANKS FOR ASSUAGING MY FEARS THAT SHE WILL INDEED BE DOING A SHITTY COVER OF IT FOR US PAVLOVIAN IDIOTS BOB
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/french accent

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1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 5, 2012 6:04 PM EST up reply actions
Apparently Eli winning here makes him worth considering for the Hall of Fame
lolwut?
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How about no..
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 5, 2012 6:04 PM EST up reply actions
My objection is that he needs more stats
But give another 5 years and I could see him as Hall of Fame worthy.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 6:06 PM EST up reply actions
Where did Manningham say he was from?
It didn’t sound like “Michigan”.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Warren G Harding
His high school
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Yeah, if you're going to do that
You got for the Elementary School
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 6:15 PM EST up reply actions
As long as it isn't something like Braylon Edwards saying "Lloyd Carr's University of Michigan", I'm fine with it.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
There was a guy who did that, because he left early and didn't have his degree yet.
When he got it, he started saying his college. I can’t remember who it was, but I think he was a Michigan State guy.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Greg Jennings - WMU.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Ahhh, that's right
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
FUCK WESTERN
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 5, 2012 6:20 PM EST up reply actions
Got it.
Volume wasn’t loud enough.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
WRITTEN IN THE STARS
A MILLION MILES AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
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Root for Manningham instead.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
You mean root for Davis BAAS
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 6:12 PM EST up reply actions
They came out to the unofficial Notre Dame fight song
You can’t root for them.
Also the Giants have WAAAAAAY more Michigan players.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 6:12 PM EST up reply actions
Manningham and Baas vs. Brady and Zoltan the Space Emperor.
It’s a tie.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
#teamromania
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1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 5, 2012 6:14 PM EST up reply actions
It's a hungarian first name, deal with it
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
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But he's Romanian, right?
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 5, 2012 6:20 PM EST up reply actions
Wiki says Timisoara.
And he shares his name with a leading Nazi figure from the war. How entirely unpleasant.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 5, 2012 6:21 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah Temesvár, 80% of the population is Hungarian
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
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Yup.
Good ol’ Lazlo To’’kes
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 5, 2012 6:24 PM EST up reply actions
zoltan + brady for me.
not that i’m watching lolol
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 5, 2012 6:21 PM EST up reply actions
Why, what are you doing that's so important?
Let me guess – several of your group members scheduled a meeting for this evening because it was “the only time they could all meet” and they had no idea that a sporting event was being played that was of any importance?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
haha, i have never been able to actually watch the superbowl while in school
i’ve always had an exam the monday or tuesday after. i have nothing due tomorrow and my exam isnt til tuesday afternoon, but with the big group project wednesday and a nice sized kinetics hw…i can’t really lose my sunday night
if it makes it any better i think we’re going to try to stream it in our study room, haha
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 5, 2012 6:26 PM EST up reply actions
Those are some awfully early exams.
But I should probably be doing the same thing…these PDEs aren’t going to learn themselves.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
i think my freshman year it was calc II, and last year was physics of materials/quantum mechanics (that was the MONDAY after)
FUN SUCKERS, ALL OF THEM
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 5, 2012 6:29 PM EST up reply actions
Have fun!
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Hating both teams generally makes things difficult
But I do have a tiebreaker: one team has a former GT player, and the other doesn’t. So, for tonight anyway, go Pats.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Feb 5, 2012 6:14 PM EST up reply actions
Sooooo
This is a home game for the Giants.
LOL THE PATRIOTS COMING OUT TO NOTRE DAME’S MUSIC!
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Goodness, what a varied list of schools represented by the starters of these teams
It’s almost as if NFL talent makes it to the NFL, regardless of where they play college football.
by Synaesthesia on Feb 5, 2012 6:12 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I dunno
There’s a shitload of Big Ten on the Giants for some reason.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 6:13 PM EST up reply actions
My favorite Giants Super Bowl win:
Former WfnVU quarterback Jeff Hostetler fills in for an injured Phil Simms to finish the drive to the Super Bowl, and the Giants survive a last-second FG miss wide left for the win.

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 5, 2012 6:12 PM EST reply actions
I fucking hate that man so fucking much
Him and Handley share responsibility for 1990’s New York Giants football.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 6:13 PM EST up reply actions
And wow, Super Bowl storyline begins right there
George Young picked Handley to serve as head coach of the Giants after then-Giants defensive coordinator Bill Belichick left to coach the Cleveland Browns. The bad relationship between Young and Belichick also played into Handley’s promotion; Young had consistently given a negative review about Belichick when teams with potential coaching opportunities inquired about him, and never felt his defensive coordinator had the leadership abilities to run his own team. In addition, Tom Coughlin, who Young had considerable respect for and would probably have promoted after Parcells’ departure if the timing had worked, quickly moved after the Super Bowl and was hired as head coach at Boston College.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 6:15 PM EST up reply actions
How can you blame a career backup QB for the fortunes of an entire decade of football?
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 5, 2012 7:14 PM EST up reply actions
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK KELLY CLARKSON WHERE DID THE WEIGHT GO?
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Welp, that settles it- I want the Giants to win.
Coughlin was singing the anthem, the Pats guys weren’t.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Jim Cordle and Jake Ballard not enough reason?
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 6:21 PM EST up reply actions
Duke lost to Miami?
Well today is going better than xoected
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
1:32
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 6:22 PM EST up reply actions
They had the lyrics on the video display ring around the stadium...just in case.
But I think she did a good job.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
KELLY CLARKSON HIT 1:34 AND GOT A PUSH
All gamblers: Fucked.
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Still unhappy that Cris Carter isn't in the HoF
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
He would have been in if he weren't an asshole.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 6:26 PM EST up reply actions
His personality shouldn't matter
I realize it does, because sportswriters are small-minded pricks in their own right, but it shouldn’t matter.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Were you watching when Cris Collinsworth, Rodney Harrison and Doug Flutie were doing a drill a few hours ago?
Flutie looked tiny.
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
Yes
I lol’d
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 5, 2012 6:27 PM EST up reply actions
Heads means Papa John's pizza for free for a bunch of people, I think
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
We're near 1000, lets start fresh for the game
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"James St-Pierre Paul"?
Boston College, right?
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
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