THE CURIOUS INDEX, 2/3/2012
by Spencer Hall on Feb 3, 2012 10:06 AM EST
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PrintTUPAC ACTUALLY DID WRITE THIS ANTICIPATING THE ADVENT OF A 400 POUND HIGH SCHOOL LINEMAN.
Before we talk about how Bret Bielema didn't get this recruit because someone else asked him to attend a university besides Wisconsin, let's just note that hilarity of a 400 pound man-child that can actually sort of move, and that he'll be playing college football for Utah this year without the ironic benefit of Tupac playing behind him.
SO BRET BIELEMA STANDS ASTRIDE HISTORY, SCREAMING STOP. We'll write a little bit more on this in a minute, but seriously, Bret Bielema, just tell Barry Alvarez to let you hire any of the major professional football poachers currently paid six figures to go get recruits for you, and then stop pulling rules from the air to justify getting your ass beat on the recruiting trail. If you cite unwritten rules, you are one of two things: bullshitting, or being so astonishingly passive-aggressive you probably guilt-trip inanimate objects for failing you. The wolf is loose. Get a gun.
BUT WHAT ABOUT THAT CRIMINAL TYPE THING: There are a lot of things going on in the Fulmer Cup, and they'll all be updated today. Clemson might be in the lead now, but a.) we have to delve into South Carolina's criminal code to be sure, and b.) Fuck Clemson. (tm) (R) (C)
HOOO BOY. You can type anything and put it on the internet, guys!
LOSING TO KENTUCKY WAS A PART OF OUR FOUR YEAR PROCESS OF BECOMING AN EIGHT WIN FOOTBALL TEAM. Derek Dooley is just right there, teetering on that fine edge between "Someone we sort of think knows what he's talking about," and "this person might be making it up as he goes."
POOR BO PELINI. He's just out there, missing Carl, and trying to find new friends to wrestle with in Lincoln.
ETC: The amount of money one might pay for this is inestimable. The Nutless Husband sounds miserable--find football people, and surround yourself with love. Well done, random subway artist. "You don't have anyone on this list who played before 2005."
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by Torgo's Executive Powder on Feb 3, 2012 10:10 AM EST up reply actions
Corch Urbs responds to Coach Sandy Vagina
Urban Meyer this morning at the Ohio High School coaches clinic:
“You’re pissed because we went after a committed guy? Guess what, we got 9 guys who better go do it again. Do it a little harder next time.”
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I'm going to get some mileage out of this quote:
“Do it a little harder next time.” —Urban Meyer
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Feb 3, 2012 10:12 AM EST up reply actions
Coach Rhabdo?
Be the change you wish to see in the world.
Follow @semicorrect
and nine guys doing it
will mean it is done REAL hard.
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Some days, it seems like there isn't enough coffee.
Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
Can't wait for Jim Delany to so much as try to enmesh himself in this fray.
(though he’ll probably be borderline smart and refuse to do so)
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Feb 3, 2012 10:17 AM EST up reply actions
I thought you were dead.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
He showed up because of that Kent State ad yesterday.
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by thechuck_2112 on Feb 3, 2012 12:08 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
REGALE US WITH YOUR CONSPIRACY THEORIES SIR!
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 3, 2012 11:10 AM EST up reply actions
Did you just say regale?
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by devidee33 on Feb 3, 2012 11:26 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I wonder what the will happen once Urban sign over 25 players.
It’ll probably happen, maybe.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Feb 3, 2012 11:36 AM EST via Android app up reply actions
Michigan fans will get even more self-righteous?
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 3, 2012 11:37 AM EST up reply actions
"Stop crying, you sniveling ass! Stop your nonsense. You're the afterbirth, Bret."
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 3, 2012 11:28 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Headline for NCAA blog post:
Fickle Pickle Not Tickled
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Feb 3, 2012 10:12 AM EST reply actions
THAT'S GOOD HATE
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 3, 2012 10:34 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
Urbz has always done that. At UF, he referred to FSU that way, and at Utah, he did the same for BYU.
He’s all about the hate.
Where do you think he learned it?
Woody Hayes has been doing that since the ’50s
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Woody always referred to "That SCHOOL Up North" . . .
. . . but he coached before big-time football programs became more or less completely divorced from their host universities.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
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by DevilGrad on Feb 3, 2012 11:23 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Well, yes.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
The dude loves him some cardinal directions
I want to see a coach refer to a rival as: “That school to the South by Southwest”
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Feb 3, 2012 11:33 AM EST up reply actions
I wanna hear the head coach of Sewanee refer to UT-Chattanooga as
“that school down the hill”.
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Does Carolina refer to Dook as "that school down the road"?
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 3, 2012 11:35 AM EST up reply actions
I think the preferred monikers are either . . .
. . . “Dook” or “the University of New Jersey at Durham.”
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I'm not kidding when I say this
the only part of Durham I’ve actually been in other than blowing through on the freeway makes New Haven look like fucking Bel-Air.
Are we sure Durham isn’t just a mystically remote suburb of Newark anyway?
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Durham:New Jersey::West Berlin:West Germany
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 3, 2012 11:39 AM EST up reply actions
Mr. Krzyzewski TEAR DOWN THIS WALL
by Mango Stasi on Feb 3, 2012 11:41 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
/pulls balls out in huddle
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
/wall falls down without being touched
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
Down by the bus station, right? Yeah, that used to be a no fly zone
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Durham: The obnoxious student body of Piscataway
with the violence of Detroit
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Feb 3, 2012 11:39 AM EST up reply actions
No that's just regular Piscataway dude.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 3, 2012 11:40 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Feb 3, 2012 12:10 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
with more people!
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
I feel qualified to answer this, living in a suburb of Newark
I highly doubt it’s as nice as a Newark suburb.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 3, 2012 11:39 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah, uh, Nick, about that...
I’ve been to Elizabeth and Jersey City. Pull the other one.
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Other direction, I think
The Oranges are pretty nice.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Those aren't suburbs of Newark?
Like, at all.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 3, 2012 11:41 AM EST up reply actions
They're right next to Newark.
SO THERE.
BTW, apropos of nothing, I happen to be working on the Syracuse page as we speak. I think I’m going to fill it with LIES AND HALF-TRUTHS
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No they're not
West and South Orange are right next to Newark. Elizabeth is like 20 minutes away and Jersey City is 15.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 3, 2012 11:43 AM EST up reply actions
And in Jersey, that's not really a suburb.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Nick, I think you need to look at a map which shows city limits.
Elizabeth and Jersey City are, indeed, directly adjacent to Newark. Shit, half the airport is in Elizabeth.
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Most of the border between the two is fucking transportation, industrial sites, and other shit like that
There’s a fucking DMZ between both of them dude, not to mention they’re way too fucking big to be suburbs.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 3, 2012 11:46 AM EST up reply actions
WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE TO BE SO ANAL RETENTIVE THIS WEEK
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WHEN I GET INTO A DEBATE I DO NOT BACK DOWN
YOU SHOULD FUCKING KNOW THIS
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 3, 2012 11:48 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It's not your tenacity that's at issue here.
It’s your skill.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
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So is Windsor now a suburb of Detroit?
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 3, 2012 11:50 AM EST up reply actions
Hasn't it always been?
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
best song about Toledo ever written
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by thechuck_2112 on Feb 3, 2012 12:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Well, now that you mention it . . .
. . . I know folks who commute across the Ambassador Bridge every day.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
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by DevilGrad on Feb 3, 2012 11:52 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
JB is a suburb to Singapore in a lot of ways
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Syracuse: really not nice around the university but the suburbs are not bad.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Pretty much yeah
Off-campus to the east and south are decent, suburbs are nice, other side of I-81 is…… yeah don’t bother crossing it unless you’re in the heart of downtown
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It's nicer than Newark
having spent a good deal of time at both. Nothing quite like Newark.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Durham is essentially Hoboken with better food.
for good and bad.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Hoboken has more bars
So I’m good.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 3, 2012 11:42 AM EST up reply actions
maybe... but they're very, very similar (we're probably equal on the bar front with durham having more high end studd)
a bunch of yuppies started renovating Durham twenty years ago.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Hoboken has more bars per capita
We need Stempike here, he’s lived in Carolina and been in Hoboken a shitload.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 3, 2012 11:44 AM EST up reply actions
he lived in charlotte! that's not really North Carolina
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
and South Carolininas don't claim it either....
It’s kind of like Atlanta in that regard.
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 3, 2012 11:47 AM EST up reply actions
It's a plastic boomtown.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Raleigh is kind of boring.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
chapel Hill and durham definitely have it beat.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Shhhhhhhhhhhhh!
The Duke applicant pool is already distressingly large (well, if you’re the parent of a HS junior). Imagine how bad it would be if folks knew how much redevelopment has happened in Durham since I lived there.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Many bars in Durham use the "private club" rule to keep out people under 23.
no athletic wear, have to wear a blazer, and so on. Most of the food and bar scene is geared toward the Yuppie crowd.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Sounds like my kind of place
/adjusts monocle
//tips top hat jauntily
///kicks orphan
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-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 3, 2012 12:36 PM EST up reply actions
////lights Ottoman on fire
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Now why would you want to burn a Turk?
They make such loyal henchmen….
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
It seems like every shitty city in America still claims that its better than Newark
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 3, 2012 11:42 AM EST up reply actions
Except Detroit.
And East Saint Louis.
And Baytown.
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NEW HAVEN
lord
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
El Paso.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Is one of the safest towns in America by the statistics
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
El Paso's fine.
Just stay away from the river.
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It is, but by most accounts it's still a shithole.
A different kind of shithole than Newark, but still plenty shitty.
Right
I’ve heard it’s nearby drug cartel related violence that is certainly scary but highly unlikely to effect average joe who is an accountant.
With that said, I wouldn’t want to live there.
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Feb 3, 2012 11:48 AM EST up reply actions
CRIME EXPORTIN' NASHUNUL CHAMPIONS, PAAAABBBLLO!
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
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Because the crimes are technically committed in Juarez.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
I believe you meant to say
Robert Preston
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 3, 2012 12:38 PM EST up reply actions
I knew this
But I didn’t want to be the one to admit I knew it.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
don't you work in theater?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 3, 2012 1:08 PM EST up reply actions
Yes.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
I think it's ok you know it. hell, i KNOW it.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 3, 2012 1:13 PM EST up reply actions
Wow I remember seeing that as a kid
And always thought it was Van Dyke for some reason. Thanks for the correction
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I remember seeing it and thinking "Why are they singing about Gary? That place is a shithole"
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.
That line would have made the song except the word shithole would have made Ronny Howard lisp
Thus defeating the song’s purpose.
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
Or Matthew Broderick
/ducks
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
Or the kid from Dead Poets Society
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Well, sir
There’s nothin’ on earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car MONORAIL! What’d I say?
Excuse to post this
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 3, 2012 11:45 AM EST up reply actions 10 recs
I remember back in elementary school, reading a book about the police profession
It included very specific examples of crimes in Newark of all places; including a bank robbery and a carjacking
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 3, 2012 11:45 AM EST up reply actions
Those are white collar crimes in Camden.
by Mango Stasi on Feb 3, 2012 11:46 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah Camden
makes the worst parts of Baltimore look downright pleasant.
/pre-emptive “Aren’t all parts of Baltimore the worst parts?”
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
there are nice parts of Baltimore?
/knows crime has declined there significantly
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Federal Hill
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 3, 2012 11:52 AM EST up reply actions
I hear WMD is the bomb
/Santangelo’d
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by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 3, 2012 3:30 PM EST up reply actions
That depends
on whether you think Towson and Timonium are “part of Baltimore”.
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no
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Pasadena
Where the ’70s never ended, and t-top Firebirds still rule the roads.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 3, 2012 12:39 PM EST up reply actions
Hamsterdam.
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by allicolls on Feb 3, 2012 11:54 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Mt. Washington
is a nice neighborhood.
No sig.
by GenericCommenter0001 on Feb 3, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions
Dude, Newark is the carjacking capital of the country (or at least was)
Shit they based a fucking movie around it.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 3, 2012 11:47 AM EST up reply actions
If it were actually somewhat attractive of a town..there probably wouldve been a GTA in it as well
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 3, 2012 11:51 AM EST up reply actions
"we wanted to add Long Island, but, honestly, we couldn't think of anything to do up there"
-approximate quote of game designer for GTA IV
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Didn't he ever see Trees Lounge?
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Hitting up the beach
Maybe firebomb a Gold Coast mansion…. yeah everything else is suburban homes and strip malls more or less
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Nothing landmarky about it besides the Prudential building.
Not to mention how shit it is to drive in.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 3, 2012 11:54 AM EST up reply actions
didn't stop them from making one in LA
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"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Honestly cant think of one building I would go out of my way to see in LA
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 3, 2012 11:55 AM EST up reply actions
Maybe the Disney Theatre
and the Hollywood bowl. The Jonathan club is an important building but not one that people go out of their way to see. Maybe some of the residential architecture.
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Residential architecture?
“Isn’t my house classic? The columns date all the way back to 1972.”
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
/jumps into this thread
//rhapsodizes about Neutra and Lautner and Lloyd Wright
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Feb 3, 2012 12:14 PM EST up reply actions
Getty Museum
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.
Well, for starters . . .
. . . Gehry’s Walt Disney concert hall. And the LA County Art Museum. Numerous others mentioned below. It’s a good spot if you like modern architecture.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
that looks like the architect sneezed while drafting those plans.
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by CoastalCowbell on Feb 3, 2012 12:00 PM EST up reply actions
The average temperature on Bunker Hill went up a couple degrees
after they finished construction.
But hey, Gehry’s made worse stuff. Like at UC.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Feb 3, 2012 12:15 PM EST up reply actions
Makes me think of Robert Heinlein's "And He Built A Crooked House"
in mid-collapse.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 3, 2012 12:40 PM EST up reply actions
LA has plenty of recognizable shit
Capitol Records building, Watts towers, Hollywood sign, Sunset Blvd. Not to mention, compared to every other GTA game the city is actually meant to be driven around in.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 3, 2012 11:56 AM EST up reply actions
I just meant shit to drive around in. was an LA joke more than anything.
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
WHO HATES LA? MEEEEEEEEE!
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
LA just needs a good plague...
…to indiscriminately wipe out half the population. Then it would be livable again.
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.
I am not fond of that city
/fortunately we have Marines stationed to keep it from bleeding into San Diego
Camp Pendleton DMZ and Buffer Zone
Thanks god it is there to keep San Diego from turning into South Orange County
\ignores Oceanside
Even Oceanside ignores Oceanside
and goes to Carlsbad for fun.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
First time ever
someone has talked about “going to Carlsbad” for fun
I did like LA Noire though...but I wouldnt travel to modern day LA if I didnt have to
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 3, 2012 12:01 PM EST up reply actions
no, the LA of old from pictures I can tell was a classy place.
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Yeah...Id travel to 40s/50s LA in a second
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 3, 2012 12:04 PM EST up reply actions
topical link is topical
http://www.drkrm.com/ansel_adams.html
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by thechuck_2112 on Feb 3, 2012 12:18 PM EST up reply actions
Took in the Ansel Adams exhibit in Vegas a few years back.
HIGHLY recommended.
/doesn’t gamble much
//went to Vegas for an art expo
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
"It's nicer than Newark"
The same can be said for a lot of places, ranging from Mogadishu to Guantanamo Bay.
by Mango Stasi on Feb 3, 2012 11:43 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
SXSW?
I liked it better before it went corporate.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 3, 2012 11:36 AM EST up reply actions 12 recs
That should be on Austin's city seal.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
by TexaninNYC on Feb 3, 2012 11:36 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I used this button called "actions" to rec this comment
you’ve probably never heard of it
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Feb 3, 2012 11:37 AM EST up reply actions 5 recs
I liked EDSBS better before they added that sell-out Edit Button
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 3, 2012 11:38 AM EST up reply actions
I keep chuckling about that apartment manager in Austin last weekend
Who went on about how Austin has really changed, lost some of its weird, in the 12 years he’s been there.
NEWSFLASH DUMBASS YOU’RE PART OF THE PROBLEM
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 3, 2012 11:48 AM EST up reply actions
/hipsters attend South by Southwest game in droves
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Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Feb 3, 2012 12:09 PM EST up reply actions
Ole Miss?
/Mullen’d
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Feb 3, 2012 10:37 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Mullen got it from Urbs
Urbs got if from Woody Hayes.
Woody Hayes got it from being awesome. It was a sad day in Ohio when Woody Hayes was fired… that day marks the last ineteresting thing which has happened in the entire fucking state of Ohio.
His name was Nick Bloomfield.
Also Not You
by The Commenter Formerly Known as Not You on Feb 3, 2012 11:17 AM EST up reply actions
Yes, so sad that a coach who punched players got fired.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 3, 2012 11:19 AM EST up reply actions
But, Nick, it was a CLEMSON player.
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How did they get two byes?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 3, 2012 11:21 AM EST up reply actions
Urbz took Wisconsin's.
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by CoastalCowbell on Feb 3, 2012 11:23 AM EST up reply actions 7 recs
You gave a punchline to his punchline.
Inception.
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by TexaninNYC on Feb 3, 2012 11:23 AM EST up reply actions 6 recs
Urban Meyer: Why is it so important to dream?
Nicki Meyer Tim Tebow Florida fans: Because, in my dreams we are together.
by Ardbeg on Feb 3, 2012 12:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I know you were disappointed that I couldn't win while playing golf all week. That I couldn't be Spurrier.
No. We were disappointed… that you tried—BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHM.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
NCAA article...eyes filling with blood
All I know is hate…
"You gotta be like John Wayne: you don't take no shit off no fools, an' you judge a person by what's in 'em, not how they look. An' you do the right thing. You gotta be one of the good guys, son, 'cause there's way too many of the bad."
Not as bad as 34 NFL teams
MORE MEDIOCRITY PLEASE YUM
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 3, 2012 10:39 AM EST up reply actions
Wait what?
Is this a thing now?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Yuuuupppp
But that’s just a facepalm for me, where the NCAA bullshit is enraging. Nocera’s doing great journalism over at the NYT and he’s shredding them and their response is just to spew bullshit.
"You gotta be like John Wayne: you don't take no shit off no fools, an' you judge a person by what's in 'em, not how they look. An' you do the right thing. You gotta be one of the good guys, son, 'cause there's way too many of the bad."
My favorite part from their response:
Yesterday, Nocera took on CBS’ Seth Davis, calling him NCAA President Mark Emmert’s "favorite lapdog reporter," although Nocera struck through "lapdog," whatever that means.
That they don’t know what that means is hilarious in and of itself, but I love reading that sentence out loud in the most butthurt voice I can muster.
Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Feb 3, 2012 10:51 AM EST up reply actions
Wow. I hereby nominate that for the
One-Sentence Paragraph Hall of Fame.
Attn: Dave Pickle, you know that bitchy piece you wrote just to vent anger that you never meant to actually post? Yeah, might want to check up on that.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
Deadspin or NYT?
The spectator is compelled to look directly down the road and into the middle of the picture. -Baldessari
Whoops
Link never showed up: http://content.usatoday.com/communities/thehuddle/post/2012/02/commissioner-roger-goodell-nfl-might-expand-to-34-teams-to-include-los-angeles/1
"You gotta be like John Wayne: you don't take no shit off no fools, an' you judge a person by what's in 'em, not how they look. An' you do the right thing. You gotta be one of the good guys, son, 'cause there's way too many of the bad."
Easy solution:
Jacksonville to L.A., Buffalo to Toronto. Now stop this silliness.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Toronto?
It ain’t called the International Football League, PAWWWWWWWL.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Feb 3, 2012 10:54 AM EST up reply actions
They have a team in Miami, don't they?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
!
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by CoastalCowbell on Feb 3, 2012 10:59 AM EST up reply actions
yeah...
that’s the only world league team i could remember, off the top of my head.
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by CoastalCowbell on Feb 3, 2012 11:15 AM EST up reply actions
San Antonio Riders
They gave a presentation at my elementary school.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Mang, how you forget
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ah, the Rhein Fire, too.
i think..?
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by CoastalCowbell on Feb 3, 2012 11:22 AM EST up reply actions
London Monarchs
And…. Amsterdam? Were they the sixth Euro team?
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Amsterdam Admirals
Featuring up-and-coming kicker Adam Vinatieri
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Vienna Gates?
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 3, 2012 12:42 PM EST up reply actions
For all your WLAF needs:
http://www.worldleagueofamericanfootball.com/id2.html
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
by TexaninNYC on Feb 3, 2012 11:27 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
HOLY SHIT YOU CAN WATCH GAMES AT THIS SITE.
And there goes my weekend.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
best commissioner name for a football league?
Tex Schramm
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by CoastalCowbell on Feb 3, 2012 11:32 AM EST up reply actions
Jesus.
Oliver Luck was a world league commish, too.
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by CoastalCowbell on Feb 3, 2012 11:33 AM EST up reply actions
Refrigerator Perry played for London.
I fucking love hipster football.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
i know. i've been wandering around that site since you posted it.
how about that weird swirly thing that follows your cursor around. #1994
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by CoastalCowbell on Feb 3, 2012 11:45 AM EST up reply actions
I'm trying to make a list of well-known players:
Jason Garrett
Adam Vinatieri
William Perry
Brent Pease
Brad Johnson
I think that’s all.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Nothing compares to actually having attended a game
Frankfurt Galaxy hosting the Sacramento Surge in 1991. I was stationed in Wurzburg and someone handed me tickets. It was an absolute blast.
To boost attendance by Germans, the management of the Galaxy decided the obvious – topless cheerleaders! Plus the halftime show was the local Harley gang parading their bikes and skanks on the track around the field.
The crowd was terrific. Completely clueless on how the game was actually played (the announcers had to call the ball “the egg” for clarity), they cheered the ref’s flags more than anything, even if called against the home team. They did know ‘the wave’ though. About a hundred times during the game, no matter what was happening on the field.
One of my favorite football memories.
Did you say Topless Cheerleaders? Brilliant!
(assuming they were women?)
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.
German women have a penchant for getting topless....
They also don’t shave in as many places as American women.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 3, 2012 12:14 PM EST up reply actions
But the NFL does crown a "World Champion" every year.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
U-S-A 47 TAHM NATIONULL CHAMPIANS, PAWWWWWLLL.
"You gotta be like John Wayne: you don't take no shit off no fools, an' you judge a person by what's in 'em, not how they look. An' you do the right thing. You gotta be one of the good guys, son, 'cause there's way too many of the bad."
by protocoach on Feb 3, 2012 10:59 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, I can't get behind any realignment that doesn't involve this.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 3, 2012 11:32 AM EST up reply actions
Why, that would be almost like the Rams were in Cleveland.
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At least his tape actually had highlights...
unlike Yuri Wright’s hightlight video
Once you Go Blue, you don't go back
... without the ironic benefit of Tupac playing behind him?
Lane K could’ve made it happen w/ Ed O on the wheels of steel.
by Michael J Pigott on Feb 3, 2012 10:44 AM EST reply actions
I thought he went with
“this is nowhere where near the shadiest recruiting tactic I will be using with regularity”
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
Yes... the CI
I once was lost but now am found.
Also um, bummer night last night, nothing too terrible, and not going into detail but, Jugg is pretty hung over today and yeah… /vomits
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
My weekend starts in like 5 hours.
I’m going to go off the wagon.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 3, 2012 11:17 AM EST up reply actions
You and me both!
I only had 4 glasses of wine and woke up with the shakes and unable to keep water down. So far Sprite and pretzels, eaten very slowly, are staying put.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I also had wine
then unfortunate things happened.
And then there was a 12 ounce glass full of whiskey
Let us suffer together fakewife
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
GAHG
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
I realized yesterday that I've been out every night since last Tuesday
apparently, I’m still in college.
Or just really stressed from work. Yeah, let’s go with that one.
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
I feel like I was roofied.
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I NEVER LEFT OKLAHOMA LAST NIGHT AND YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING
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by jonfmorse on Feb 3, 2012 11:54 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
/eyes commetariat of that region with abnormal suspicion...
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
You talk about staying in Oklahoma like it's a good thing.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 3, 2012 11:55 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Hey, I live less than an hour from Arkansas.
You want to reconsider that statement now?
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...that may be pretty accurate, actually.
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I feel like I was kicked in the balls and stomach over and over
so probably about the same?
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
Cheers.
/raises Sprite
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/vomits at smell of alcohol
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
/cant handle your whiskey
//daughter, I am dissapoint
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 3, 2012 12:16 PM EST up reply actions
Oh I can.
Just not in my current hungover/possibly roofied/possibly suffering from a stomach virus state.
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Yikes.
And I guess you are at work?
All.The.Pity
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 3, 2012 12:18 PM EST up reply actions
I am.
Have to finish a motion.
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Oh really, Im finishing a motion too...
And Im just about to flush
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 3, 2012 12:22 PM EST up reply actions
Just say "clearly" and "obviously" a whole lot.
The court is sure to be persuaded by your writing, and you get home more quickly!
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by thechuck_2112 on Feb 3, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions
Don't forget to underline words so the judge knows you really mean it.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
Probably best if you get rid of all alcohol,
and any vessels designed to contain alcohol. Having that around will prolong the misery.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
by DrBundy on Feb 3, 2012 12:23 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Who keeps a flask on the counter anyways?
:-P
My loyal heart avows no other.
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#TeamMiddleton
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 3, 2012 12:25 PM EST up reply actions
chipotle run is going to happen
it always helps.
/goes to fridge for sprite because holy fucking balls that sounds good
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
chipolte...run?
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
a "chipotle run" after the fact
is something altogether different
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
a natural occurrence, really.
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 3, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions
That's happened to me on occasion, and I only had one....
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 3, 2012 11:53 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
you're the guy on the left?
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
I actually have more hair than that....
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 3, 2012 11:57 AM EST up reply actions
The caption for that photo could be
’Mario’s early experiments with the fishbowl were not encouraging"
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 3, 2012 12:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That's a Pinkel-sized glass
“They were jumbo”
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.
Rec'd
and yes I have. After all, I follow UGA b-ball
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Feb 3, 2012 11:34 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/Wins SEC tournament
//Gets 14 seed
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 3, 2012 11:41 AM EST up reply actions
///Celebrates a natural disaster in which a sigificant portion of Atlanta was damaged
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Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Feb 3, 2012 11:42 AM EST up reply actions
//////Felton "does things the right way"
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Feb 3, 2012 11:45 AM EST up reply actions
That was a crazy weekend
I listened to the two Saturday games on a radio while taking cover in an elementary school basketball gym through 4 straight hours of tornado warnings.
by Dawg from Canton on Feb 3, 2012 11:43 AM EST up reply actions
Nice to see Tucson hasn't changed a bit.
Posting a comment on this website has always been a dream of mine.
by Big Jon on Feb 3, 2012 12:58 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
I thought the Onion was supposed to be a satirical entity.
Why’s it reporting straight news with real quotes?
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To fuck with people.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 3, 2012 11:18 AM EST up reply actions
Bret Bielema is basically Phil Fulmer's spiritual heir, no?
Only with cheese curds instead of donuts.
Is that you, John Wayne?
Is this me?
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 3, 2012 11:27 AM EST up reply actions
Who said that?
WHOTHEFUCKSAIDTHAT?
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by CoastalCowbell on Feb 3, 2012 11:28 AM EST up reply actions
The big guy....
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 3, 2012 11:36 AM EST up reply actions
Oddly representative of the 2012 BCS National Championship game
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 3, 2012 11:38 AM EST up reply actions 7 recs
I like you. Hell, I'd let you fuck my sister.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 3, 2012 11:37 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Viserys?
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by vineyarddawg on Feb 3, 2012 11:39 AM EST up reply actions
...wait, we were supposed to ask permission first?
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Jaime?
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 3, 2012 11:40 AM EST up reply actions
Is this God?
Am I talking to God?.
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 3, 2012 11:28 AM EST up reply actions
And from now on, stop playing with yourself!
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
:(
But seriously…were not on the front page..not in the fanshots…not in the fanposts…where the hell is this?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 3, 2012 11:33 AM EST up reply actions
A land of magic and adventure.
With unicorns and candyfloss.
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Welcome to Purdue, my son.
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by TexaninNYC on Feb 3, 2012 11:37 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
I blame the state of Indiana.
Fucking ranched servers.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 3, 2012 11:40 AM EST up reply actions
"Find football and surround yourself with love."
Doing it right?
Doing it right.
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It's too early in the day for Vic the Brick and Pat O'Brien's hippy-dippy sportstalk, maaaan.
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We're supposed to write a journal entry after a reading
After sections of 50 and 70 pages, the one for today was 5 pages. I wrote “Nothing happened” and proceeded to play playstation half naked.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 3, 2012 11:33 AM EST reply actions
You can type anything and put it on the internet?
So, just hypothetically, you could take a quote completely out of context, put it on the internet, and a group of senile geriatrics might hypothetically get their pantaloons in a wad and go completely apeshit?
Hypothetically, of course.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 3, 2012 11:35 AM EST reply actions
It sounds good in theory
But who knows if that will actually work in practice.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 3, 2012 11:35 AM EST up reply actions
It takes time to assimilate into the Collective.
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
Are we having fun trolling NDNation?
And I think calling them senile is giving them waaaaaaay too much credit.
I think you need to test this hypothesis.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 3, 2012 11:36 AM EST up reply actions
Oh, I'm not saying this would ever happen.
Especially not, say, two fucking days ago.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 3, 2012 11:50 AM EST up reply actions
So there would not be a link to this then, because it's purely hypothetical.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 3, 2012 1:36 PM EST up reply actions
Just read. Got it.
Had to finish my polsci paper.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 3, 2012 4:07 PM EST up reply actions
Allegedly
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ahhh, the nutless husband
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Bruce Jenner?
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
I can't wait for them to come around to the idea that a remake will be awesome with Ferris as some M&A hound
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
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The final VW dog commercial that ends with the Cantina Scene from Star Wars
Is kind of a let down after the awesomeness of the dogs barking the Imperial March.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 3, 2012 11:56 AM EST up reply actions
You live under a rock
Hard to contact you
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 3, 2012 11:59 AM EST up reply actions
Here
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 3, 2012 11:59 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
why am I laughing haha
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by Wallacewade04 on Feb 3, 2012 12:00 PM EST up reply actions
Is that.....is that Nick Saban's music?
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Nick Saban's them is actually Night on a Bald Mountain
it has less to do with his coaching and more to do with the emotionless stares blood red stares he hands out
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by Wallacewade04 on Feb 3, 2012 12:18 PM EST up reply actions
IT'S FULL OF STARS
"You gotta be like John Wayne: you don't take no shit off no fools, an' you judge a person by what's in 'em, not how they look. An' you do the right thing. You gotta be one of the good guys, son, 'cause there's way too many of the bad."
especially since Adidas did it better.
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Never saw it, was moderately amusing
but too much celeb appearance for celeb appearance sake
I always prefer the nike ads to adidas in soccer anyway
Here's the final actual
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 3, 2012 12:01 PM EST up reply actions
Did that feature the Soup Nazi saying "soup for you"?
I didnt think so
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 3, 2012 11:58 AM EST up reply actions
On the Urbz rekrootin' shenanigans...
Jim Tressel and Mark Dantonio were friends and basically didn’t go negative on each other during recruiting, and they wouldn’t go after each other’s recruits once they verbally committed.
With Tressel gone and Meyer in place, I’d say that particular “gentlemens’ agreement” is null and void (and Urban clearly agrees). I’d rather lose a recruit or two than have my program turn to some of the nefarious tactics employed by some folks down south.
As for the rest of the conference, I can’t say for sure, but apparently most of the coaches think that going after other in-conference schools’ commits is verboten (not by law, but by professional courtesy). If that’s the case, Meyer will either be assimillitated, or we’ll see some serious scorched earth negative recruting against OSU.
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.
That was when JoePa, Alvarez, Carr and Tressel were coaching
There are new sheriffs in town, and apparently they don’t give a shit.
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
Ask Pat Narduzzi . . .
. . . how that “gentlemen’s agreement” worked when he left Miami for Dantonio and the University [sic] of Cincinnati by phoning Terry Hoeppner from his new office in Clifton to let him know he’d interviewed and then poached about half a dozen Miami verbals.
Karma’s a bitch, but Narduzzi’s more of one. He can die in a fire, as far as I’m concerned.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
What part of "in conference" did you miss?
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.
Distinction without a difference
Miami and UC recruit all the same high schools in Cincinnati and have played each other for over 100 years. It was a dick move, and Narduzzi will always be regarded in Oxford as one of the world’s leading jackasses.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I'm sure he's crying over his cereal about being hated in Oxford
We all have a coach who dicked over our alma mater one way or another.
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.
I understand that.
And I also realize that the pot can call the kettle black as a matter of pure logic. I’m merely noting two things: (1) Narduzzi doesn’t exactly have moral standing to call out Meyer on this issue, and (2) he can still go die in a fire.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I still think Dantonio was worse in all that
cutting loose a number of Minter’s recruits after they had not only verballed, but explicitly said they were no longer interested in being recruited. Way to send those kids to 1-AA!
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by thechuck_2112 on Feb 3, 2012 12:25 PM EST up reply actions
On the other hand
I can kind of see it as a conference-wide detente a la the fragile peace between the five families in the Godfather
No gentlemen agreement when Bielema runs up the score?
Seriously, Big 10 needs Urban to shake things up.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Feb 3, 2012 12:08 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
If I'm reading you and Biel right, the hands-off policy doesn't extend to verbal commits to other conferences?
That’s not collegiality, that’s a cartel. And if FSU can steal a top recruit from another school, all things being equal I absolutely prefer that that school be Miami or Florida (the latter is in not the same conference, so I guess that’s Big 10 kosher).
Oh, and Nick Saban was basically made in the B1G, so I have a hard time believing B1G recruiting has ever been beanbag.
Crazy to think the Midwest would continue to practice outdated, ineffective methods
Because “that’s the way it’s always been done” and then be hopelessly overwhelmed when the competition is even mildly innovative and OH LOOK SPIDERS
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by Big Jon on Feb 3, 2012 1:10 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
In hilarious news
Nets tickets can be had for a dollar a piece right now.
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overpriced
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
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by Wallacewade04 on Feb 3, 2012 11:58 AM EST up reply actions
Yes, but nice if you root for a team from far away
Who is playing the Nets.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
like the Clippers?
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
You still have to go to New Jersey
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.
Truth
But getting to Prudential is easy, and $1 tickets, and I’d like to see Tim Duncan one more time before he retires.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Spurs
very underrated dynasty
sucks that they’re all old now
ROBERT HOOOOOOORRRRRYYYYYY!
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
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by Wallacewade04 on Feb 3, 2012 12:03 PM EST up reply actions
Eh.
Small market team, 4 championships in 9 years in a league that goes out of its way to reward big market teams. I’ll take it, even if I know it’s gonna be a while before they’re seriously in talks for championships again. Also, Popovich is one of the most underrated coaches in any sport ever.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
not that small
SA is the 7th largest city in the country. Probably not in 2000, but still nothing to sneeze at.
"City" is not the same thing as "market"
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
SA also has approximately zero suburbs.
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but they got a river walk!
actually I always enjoy going to San Antonio
Houston? Not so much
/mybadhoustonites
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by Wallacewade04 on Feb 3, 2012 12:14 PM EST up reply actions
I looked it up
It’s the 27th biggest market, which is actually a lot bigger than I thought.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
It's the Pittsburgh of South Texas.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Let’s not get carried away. We’ve got nothing on Lubbock.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Feb 3, 2012 12:20 PM EST up reply actions
Birmingham is somehow is in the 50s
how the hell did that happen? or am I just reading this wrong and 50 is actually super small?
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by Wallacewade04 on Feb 3, 2012 12:20 PM EST up reply actions
50 is super small.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Actually it has all the suburbs including Austin
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 3, 2012 12:15 PM EST up reply actions
Oh now that is some serious trolling.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
She's just jelly
’cause Austin actually DOES have suburbs.
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Keep Austin Weird.
Keep Round Rock Mildly Eccentric.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 3, 2012 12:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Keep Georgetown pulling people over for minor traffic violations in hopes of finding drugs.
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Keep Buda
No seriously, just keep it.
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Stop being such a Pest
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
In Williamson County
Traffic violates you!
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 3, 2012 12:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
And Bastrop, too?
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Bastrop, LA is fine.
Had a 4 star linebacker that got Saban’d
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 3, 2012 12:19 PM EST up reply actions
/have gotten wasted on Daquiris in Bastrop, LA
Don’t ask.
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by Big Jon on Feb 3, 2012 1:15 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
There are a shitload of places in Louisiana that are great to visit.
Bastrop has never been one of them.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
Bastrop is a suburb of College Station.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Feb 3, 2012 12:22 PM EST up reply actions
I refuse to even acknowledge
the glorious and holy soil of Snook as a suburb of College Station.
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This.
But I’m taking New Braunfels, Boerne, the rest of Comal county and everything out to Del Rio and down to Victoria.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 3, 2012 12:22 PM EST up reply actions
ALL THE GERMANZ
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
by TexaninNYC on Feb 3, 2012 12:22 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Fine.
You’re also stuck with Brownsville and Harlingen and Corpus.
Oh, and just to be an ass, you get Junction and Ozona, too.
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LOL Uvalde
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My grandpa is from there.
He doesn’t even like to go back.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Feb 3, 2012 12:26 PM EST up reply actions
/ends production of Shiner
//uses facilities to make good beer
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
You're missing the whole point of Shiner.
We know it’s not good, but it’s ours. It’s like New Yorkers with pizza.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
by TexaninNYC on Feb 3, 2012 12:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I love Shiner, personally.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 3, 2012 12:54 PM EST up reply actions
I like it for what it is.
A very good beer for the price of a cheap beer. There are many better beers, but that’s not the point.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
That's a good way to put it.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 3, 2012 12:56 PM EST up reply actions
Except that New York pizza is the best pizza
Other than that, the comparison is dead on
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 3, 2012 1:13 PM EST up reply actions
yes, but you went to school in Indiana too
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 3, 2012 1:14 PM EST up reply actions
just making it easier to question your decision making skills here
/loves all pizza
//wants pizza for lunch
///warms up bunless hamburger
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 3, 2012 1:16 PM EST up reply actions
Bunless hamburger?
I don’t want none unless you got buns, hun.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
limited carb eating sir.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 3, 2012 1:19 PM EST up reply actions
36-24-36? Maybe if you're five-foot-three.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I don't understand this phrase.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 3, 2012 1:15 PM EST up reply actions
can't we all just get along?
rub > sauce
/jumps into bunker
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 3, 2012 1:15 PM EST up reply actions
would you like some Imo's sir?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 3, 2012 1:16 PM EST up reply actions
I could take you the one in Rolla.
I was taken there then told that someone broke up with their long distance girlfriend to date me. broke up with me two weeks later, dated another girl 4 years older than me for next three years, they are married and have a kid. and fuck you that sentence is just fine
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 3, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions
Four years older is bad?
/ checks Mrs. DG’s birth certificate
// furk
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
/Does similar calculations
phew
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by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 3, 2012 1:31 PM EST up reply actions
that would have been 6-7 years older than him.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 3, 2012 2:04 PM EST up reply actions
I like older women, how 'bout you?
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 3, 2012 2:06 PM EST up reply actions
Meh
Though I’ll probably be having some in a few weeks.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 3, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions
Oooooh, tomato breadbowl.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 3, 2012 1:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, that's it.....
with extra meat and cheese
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Your troll-fu
It is weak.
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Good New York pizza is the best pizza
Famous Ray’s or any other slice you get is above average pizza for a good price that people get territorial about. Just like Shiner.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
If you buy chain pizza between Philly and NYC
you’re DOING IT WRONG!
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 3, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions
Generally true.
Though I make an exception for Grotto’s Pizza when down at the Delmarva beaches. It probably wouldn’t taste good anywhere else, but it’s perfect in the locations in which you find them.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
As the DelMarVa is not between Philly and NYC
the point becomes moot.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 3, 2012 1:29 PM EST up reply actions
HOW DO I GEOGRAPHY?
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
You're clearly on crack.
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.
No.
this is proven, on the level of the Theory of Gravitation.
Thin, foldable crust with oil from the baked mozzarella pooling on the surface is the way God intended for pizza to be. Other opinions are heresy.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 3, 2012 1:49 PM EST up reply actions
bah
has had really good and really bad pizza in both major styles
This does not negate the law
error bars, outliers, etc.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 3, 2012 2:18 PM EST up reply actions
Excellent work there-
especially since deep dish blows NY-style out of the water.
My loyal heart avows no other.
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by MikeLew on Feb 3, 2012 1:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
If you call 3" of bread dough
a “pizza.”
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 3, 2012 2:19 PM EST up reply actions
I do, and it is delicious!
Just not a fan of the greasy, cardboard-consistency of NY-style pizza
/theyseemetrollin’
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I don't see why we can't appreciate all styles of pizza.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 3, 2012 2:23 PM EST up reply actions
Because some of them are awful?
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Don't pick on Imo's like that.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 3, 2012 2:35 PM EST up reply actions
Emo's?
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IMO'S
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 3, 2012 2:39 PM EST up reply actions
We can all agree that deep dish full of dough sucks.
The proper Chicago deep dish is the “pie” style and it is magnificent.
Also, Chicago style thin crust >>>>> any other kind of pizza
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.
Hey! I like Shiner.
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.
I'll allow it.
Junction has an excellent BBQ place.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Feb 3, 2012 12:25 PM EST up reply actions
Every town in the Hill Country of less than 10000
Has an excellent BBQ place.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Semi-related
Finally found truly great BBQ here. The chef was born in Kansas City and then lived in Austin for 10 years.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
You mean made from pig meat?
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 3, 2012 12:37 PM EST up reply actions
Stay away from Beeville.
We prefer to stay within Corpus Christi’s sphere of influence. They have TWO MALLS!!
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
ctrl+A'd and missed a Texas shit-talk subthread?
I’m OK with this.
/still need gif, please help, i searched, i just don’t know what to call it
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 3, 2012 12:55 PM EST up reply actions
What does Ctrl+A do?
/blows up SBN
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
shift+A'd
at least I have a flask.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 3, 2012 1:37 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Hey. I DO have a flask.
Just not in my possession. It’s only 2 states away, though…that counts. Right?
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
I have two.
at home, which is only about 10 miles.
Also, one of them has an integrated cigar case. I like it.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 3, 2012 1:42 PM EST up reply actions
Perhaps
someone that has seen my flask more recently than I have could describe mine.
/looks around
//whistles
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
by DrBundy on Feb 3, 2012 1:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/STAGE WHISPERS
I THINK SHE’S HUNGOVER AND NAPPING AT WORK
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 3, 2012 2:05 PM EST up reply actions
I'm hungover and working hard at work, thank you very much.
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Well 2 hours ago it was lunchtime-ish, I would have taken a nap.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 3, 2012 3:43 PM EST up reply actions
That's my go to for away golf games.
It’s stainless steel. One side is a flask, the other provides space for a 6.5 60 ring to be brought safely along.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 3, 2012 1:44 PM EST up reply actions
Now that's nice right there.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 3, 2012 1:47 PM EST up reply actions
It won't get you drunk or buzzed
but the nip can often help calm the nerves and smooth the chatter (depending on who I am playing with)
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 3, 2012 1:49 PM EST up reply actions
Got those for my groomsmen when I got hitched.
Wish I’d gotten myself one too.
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.
I found mine on in my coozie/flask/opener drawer after a party in college
no monogram, so i wrote my name on it in sharpie
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 3, 2012 1:53 PM EST up reply actions
Well played.
“It’s mine now. See, it’s got my name on it.”
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.
I think this is how boozy acquired 99% of things in his life.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 3, 2012 2:06 PM EST up reply actions
I did call 'dibs' the first time I met my wife
/needs to fly to DC and write my name on some patents
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 3, 2012 2:09 PM EST up reply actions
Aye
Got it as a best man gift.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 3, 2012 1:54 PM EST up reply actions
Can'd find a pic right now
Mine’s a bit wider on both sides, hold two cigars and, I believe, 5 or 6 oz of booze.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 3, 2012 1:54 PM EST up reply actions
this?
I’ve looked at them. I just don’t want to have supply something for someone else.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 3, 2012 2:10 PM EST up reply actions
That looks exactly ike it.
Initials are wrong though. I’m disappointed Boozy.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 3, 2012 2:11 PM EST up reply actions
That would be perfect for me
Since I probably give away just as many cigars as I smoke.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 3, 2012 2:11 PM EST up reply actions
I tend to give away the things I don't want
re-giff
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 3, 2012 2:12 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Two?
Holy shit where is the other one? I remember the one off of Weber? Haven’t been since I left in ’91
Sunrise and Padre Staples
On the same side of SPID, across Staples from each other. Friggin’ childhood.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
It Was Two Even Then
Twenty years of brain abuse makes memories hazy at best (Cue Homer Talking to brain) Do remember that. Always wondered why they would put the only two malls in the city right across from each other.
By the way is Legs still there?
Not sure.
They took down the sign in the mid-to-late 90s, though.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
Or corporate headquarters capable of filling luxury boxes.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
Playing in the shittiest NBA era will do that.
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Feb 3, 2012 12:06 PM EST up reply actions
And yet the Knicks couldn't manage a championship in the same time frame.
Weird.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
The Knicks struggles delight me to no end. I pray for the day Spike Lee collapses in tears courtside.
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.
It's happened before . . .
. . . but Spike gets right back up and keeps yapping.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Duh
They were absolute shit and thought Stephon Marbury was the answer.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 3, 2012 12:17 PM EST up reply actions
dude
that is some haterade
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Feb 3, 2012 12:09 PM EST up reply actions
the shittiest NBA era is also known as the entire history of the NBA, for those following at home
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
The 80's would like a word with you.
Specifically Bill Laimbeer.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 3, 2012 12:21 PM EST up reply actions
And that word is "fuck you"
And it’s actually not a word, it’s a fist.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Much like B1G basketball, the Spurs weren't a lot of fun to watch
but it didn’t mean they weren’t good. Duncan was the best player in the game for most of the 00s.
They were boring as hell.
But it worked.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
you want to talk about bang for your buck
I got tickets to the US-U23 v Canada game for 27 bucks
thank you people of Nashville for not caring about Soccer
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Feb 3, 2012 12:01 PM EST up reply actions
The Prokhorov - he is not happy
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.
Double the price of Wizards tickets.
Seriously. DC Sports Bog had a piece on some guys who picked up Wiz tickets for 50 cents each.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Whooo, Cincinnati! On the Fulmer Cup board.....
Dude, yo’ iz on scholarship, why yo’ gots to be stealin’ shit?
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
They got to Cincinnati?
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 3, 2012 12:02 PM EST up reply actions
there's football in Cincinnati?
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Tradition
Ask your basketball coach.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Look, Huggins may be a son of a bitch...
But, he’s OUR son of a bitch, so I’m going to let him slide for any past transgressions while he was away from home
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 3, 2012 12:06 PM EST up reply actions
Name that UCriminal Hugg Thug!
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Feb 3, 2012 12:28 PM EST up reply actions
vols gonna vol
"if they're still paying, you're still winning."
-my dad
by whiskey_soup on Feb 3, 2012 12:05 PM EST reply actions 12 recs
...And that was their highlight reel of the 2000s....
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 3, 2012 12:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'd like to see the Maryland highlight reel.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 3, 2012 12:08 PM EST up reply actions
Here you go
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Oh wait you said highlights...
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Question: When they play Bama this year with the spread be greater?
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 3, 2012 12:12 PM EST up reply actions
Right, like Alabama can scorre 77 points on anyone.
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I figured 70 would be from the defense
at least 4 fat man touchdowns.
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 3, 2012 12:42 PM EST up reply actions
BAMA'S NOT GOING TO BE THAT GOOD THIS YEAR.
I feel the need to repeat this now, so that when they inevitably go 9-4, y’all can’t claim it’s sour grapes when I say I knew this would happen.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Aggy highlight reel of 2011
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
by greekpadre on Feb 3, 2012 12:16 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
This
Collided with This
And a helmet was born
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by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Feb 3, 2012 12:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
So hypnotic! It's like marines doing rifle exercises!
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Feb 3, 2012 12:59 PM EST up reply actions
that can be arranged
"if they're still paying, you're still winning."
-my dad
by whiskey_soup on Feb 3, 2012 12:13 PM EST up reply actions
Ah, the end of history.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
Missing the biggest highlight of all:
Bruce Pearl sweating through every square inch of his suit jacket. By halftime.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
Sweat?
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by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Feb 3, 2012 12:13 PM EST up reply actions
It was penalized for too many pictures on the field.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 3, 2012 12:11 PM EST up reply actions 14 recs
Pretty sure the couple in the upper right
Are actually from a Chris Farley SNL skit.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
As the upper left could also count as Farley'esque
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by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Feb 3, 2012 12:15 PM EST up reply actions
HISS
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
Syracuse to ACC Atlantic, Pitt to ACC Coastal
Which means playing Pitt and BC every year in football, which is very good in terms of keeping northeastern rivalries.
Oh, and I can officially say Fuck Clemson
Twitter: RyanMcD29
So...you have to play Boston College every year now? In football?
Oh, honey.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 3, 2012 12:15 PM EST up reply actions
Well, we were doing that almost every year anyway
Between 1961 and 2004, we played them every season but two (though the last decade of that was Big East conference games and so unavoidable). And we’d already set up a long-term series before the ACC move.
I like the decision
Pitt is the closest ACC school to my home, so I can see Tech play there every other year.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
FridayBundaBundaBundchen
#teamGisele
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by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Feb 3, 2012 12:12 PM EST reply actions 6 recs
TURN UNDEAD
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She's looking a little
cheeky? #TeamBadPuns
I has signature?
by ZZR81024 on Feb 3, 2012 12:14 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
i'll rec it with cheeky humor
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Been there, done that, kept the prize
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by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Feb 3, 2012 12:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Or else
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by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Feb 3, 2012 12:27 PM EST up reply actions
It's the Insight Bowl trophy!
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Feb 3, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
that's my trophy!
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 3, 2012 12:38 PM EST up reply actions
rec'd on two levels
“hello my baby, hello my honey…”
"if they're still paying, you're still winning."
-my dad
I concur with this opinion.....
HOW SAYS THE COURT?
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 3, 2012 12:53 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Aye
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.
Ireland votes AYE
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by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Feb 3, 2012 12:59 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Bahamas' concur
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by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Feb 3, 2012 1:04 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
My rec finger is getting tired.
Time to switch hands?
Vaguely sordid?
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 3, 2012 1:05 PM EST up reply actions
eeeewwwww, have a picture instead
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by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Feb 3, 2012 1:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Imma need a few minutes
http://collegefanatics.com/boards/
Some days, it seems like there isn't enough coffee.
Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
So I feel like I may have missed something important today
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
Did you remember to get up and go to work?
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Been here since 710!
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 3, 2012 12:15 PM EST up reply actions
Did you remember
to have a life?
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by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Feb 3, 2012 12:16 PM EST up reply actions
Almost 400 comments...?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 3, 2012 12:17 PM EST up reply actions
we're just very active
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Summary:
Nick knows more about New Jersey suburbs than anyone, IrishJugg and I are terribly hungover, the international football league thingy has some ridiculous logos, Urban is maybe a dick and B1G people are not thrilled.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
SUBURBS NASHNUL CHAMPEUNS!
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Feb 3, 2012 12:21 PM EST up reply actions
LEVITTOWN WON THE FIRST ONE PAWWWWWLLLLL
I DON’T HEAR BAMA BRAGGING BOUT THAT LIKE THEY DO THEIR 18 OR SO SUBURB CHAMPIONSHIPS THEY CLAIM
Twitter: RyanMcD29
no, you must drink to cure that pain
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
then get ready for your mind to be fucked
/took Quantum Mechanics I and II
//worst idea ever still
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
I loved Quantum when I took it.
Of course, we took purely the mathematical side of it.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Surprise!
IJ and you in same place? what the shit is the IFL? not shocked, b1g can suck it.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 3, 2012 12:23 PM EST up reply actions
Is actually World League of American Football
Link is upstream
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 3, 2012 12:28 PM EST up reply actions
Well, I am a bit more back in the fold now
so I should be around more often again
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
Does this mean things didn't work out with the stewardess?
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I'm sorry. Um...nothing to really cheer you up with.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 3, 2012 1:11 PM EST up reply actions
no worries
I dont really want to talk about it much on the board anyway, obviously.
google and things
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
I understand. hey I know
it’s friday and um there’s a reason to be hungover on monday that no one will question!
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 3, 2012 1:15 PM EST up reply actions
Her head in the clouds?
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 3, 2012 1:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
BAD PUN
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 3, 2012 1:11 PM EST up reply actions
you are!
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 3, 2012 1:13 PM EST up reply actions
and I am wondering how my professor who's completely incompetent at teaching, can give a test on wednesday when he knows all 85 undergrads + 11 grad students are confused
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
I'm fine, but my wallet is hungover
/not been a good trip to Tunica at the blackjack tables
//ALL THE FIVE AND SIX CARD 21s FOR THE DAMN DEALER
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
Pants?
Oh right, you said something important.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 3, 2012 12:36 PM EST up reply actions
Nope, I'm wearing pants, which are also falling off of me today.
And my skinned knees are very aware of this fact.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 3, 2012 12:55 PM EST up reply actions
International law banning torture should not apply to the person who invented speakerphone.
That is all.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 3, 2012 12:22 PM EST reply actions
Hello, I would like to introduce you to this thing called email.
/smashes phone on own head
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Feb 3, 2012 12:23 PM EST up reply actions
Smash, head, phone
yeah, done that.
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by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Feb 3, 2012 12:32 PM EST up reply actions
i like my speakerphone
THANKYEWVURRYMUCH
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 3, 2012 12:24 PM EST up reply actions
It's not that guy's fault that people don't have the good sense to close their doors.
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/threeve million poor saps in cubes give Alli the tommyleejones look
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by jonfmorse on Feb 3, 2012 12:25 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
How about we just torture the dude who invented cubicles.
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by allicolls on Feb 3, 2012 12:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The cut of your jib
I like it.
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by jonfmorse on Feb 3, 2012 12:27 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It only takes three walls to make people go insane...
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 3, 2012 12:27 PM EST up reply actions
As much as I hate cubicles, they are a million times better than the old "bullpen" setups
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.
And, as always, y'all make me appreciate my office all the more....
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 3, 2012 12:32 PM EST up reply actions
/waves middle finger at 'Eer
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.
/waves back, smiling
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 3, 2012 12:56 PM EST up reply actions
Me too.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 3, 2012 12:56 PM EST up reply actions
yes, the only thing worse than cubicles are "open plan" setups
/but really hated losing my office in a remodel
No. I'd rather not have to look at the schleps I work with all day long.
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.
and it's remotely possible that if they speak quietly, you won't hear everything they say
/but has mostly worked from home since 2009; was downsized from jerb where they got rid of my office a few months after they got rid of my office
eh, I like the people I work with
so that makes it work well.
Plus we work very collabratively so it helps
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
Used to sell them, call comes in from a Texas banker wanting some "stalls" for his new office.
Upcharged
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by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Feb 3, 2012 12:58 PM EST up reply actions
Innocence proves nothing.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 3, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions
ACC DIVISIONS!
Atlantic Division
Boston College Eagles
Clemson Tigers
Florida St. Seminoles
Maryland Terrapins
N.C. State Wolfpack
Syracuse Orange
Wake Forest Demon Deacons
Coastal Division
Duke Blue Devils
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
Miami Hurricanes
North Carolina Tar Heels
Pittsburgh Panthers
Virginia Cavaliers
Virginia Tech Hokies
So, Atlantic>Coastal? Also so glad we got matched up with Boston College.
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
Why isnt this front page news????
I thought Cuse fit in with the Coastal Better though and Pitt with the atlantic
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 3, 2012 12:25 PM EST up reply actions
Cuse is a natural rival for BC
And should have a rivalry with Maryland anyways (it makes sense, trust me, it just needs to grow). Also think they didn’t want so many private schools in the Coastal.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 3, 2012 12:27 PM EST up reply actions
There are only two privates in the Coastal
and there are now three in the Atlantic.
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I'm counting "psuedo" (good academic publics) privates
Like GT and UVA
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 3, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions
Calling Boston College your natural rival isn't something to be proud of
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 3, 2012 12:29 PM EST up reply actions
Seriously, Syracuse is private?
Someone said this a week ago but I’m still awaiting confirmation. It’s like when I heard Penn was in the Ivy League.
Seriously.
And seriously fucking expensive too. Over $50K/year for rack-rate tuition, room and board, and incidentals.
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Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Tuition (just tuition) is going to be over $50,000 at HLS next year
The total budget is expected to run ~$80,000/year. No way I would have been a lawyer if tuition had been that high when I was applying.
(Why couldn’t tuition had been that high when I was applying??)
Blame Tower Snow.
That bastard.
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Biggest SUNY school is Buffalo
The best one is Binghamton.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 3, 2012 1:17 PM EST up reply actions
I thought Rutgers was the SUNY flagship campus.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 3, 2012 1:19 PM EST up reply actions
lol?
SUNY Binghamton shits on it.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 3, 2012 1:26 PM EST up reply actions
You'd know better than I, but what about Stony Brook?
FWIW, I got the impression all three are pretty good options for in-state New Yorkers.
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That's another "University Center" SUNY
The 4th is Albany.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 3, 2012 1:26 PM EST up reply actions
Never seriously considered any of the SUNYs
/teenage drothgery somewhat snobbish about quality of engineering & CS programs
//liked WPI, despite lack of girls and being in central MA, but did not really internalize that it would take eleven years and $TEXAS to pay off student loans
To be fair, I don't think any of the SUNY's has great engineering or CS
Possibly Binghamton, since again, best SUNY by far academically.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 3, 2012 1:27 PM EST up reply actions
Homer.
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Not a homer
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 3, 2012 1:37 PM EST up reply actions
HO. MUR.
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?
I started at 221.6. I'm now 217.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 3, 2012 1:40 PM EST up reply actions
I don't get it
It’s considered a Public Ivy by some places, usually in Best Value rankings, 90th in the country in overall standings, are you really trying to say Buffalo is better? Because I can assure you it is not.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 3, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions
Binghamton? A public Ivy?
/calls 911
//needs ambulance
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911's a Joke
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Public_Ivy
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This would be the book where I first saw the connotation bestowed on them.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 3, 2012 1:50 PM EST up reply actions
I was in college when the original book was published
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Gilgamesh?
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
by mnHorn on Feb 3, 2012 1:58 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
published, or told the first time?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 3, 2012 2:07 PM EST up reply actions
Also, how long do you think it took for fanfiction to arise from Gilgamesh?
Also, your icon = SO AWESOME!
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Awwwwww thanks hunny bear!
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 3, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions
Thassa rec...
Although The Epic of Gilgamesh was written on clay tablets and not bound, so technically it wasn’t a book until later.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
NEEERRRDDSSS!!!
Chloe, too.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
So I um, had to read Gilgamesh as 17 year old taking summer classes at SWMS.
The other book we read and compared/contrasted to: Breakfast of Champions.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 3, 2012 2:14 PM EST up reply actions
Kilgore Trout and Gilgamesh would have been best drinking buddies
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
It was actually the most bestest English class I ever had.
STrange the things you can learn in Springfield, MO
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 3, 2012 2:29 PM EST up reply actions
Joe Schad is reporting that there is a new invention
called the printing press. It will revolutionize media as we know it.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 3, 2012 2:10 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
See? Runner-up.
NAWT AN IVY
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Psh, who wants to be a Public Ivy, when you can be a Hidden Ivy?
:-P
My loyal heart avows no other.
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How is this fucking news
Seriously, snark and sarcasm aside, HOW IS THIS NEWS? Do people outside the area not realize how good they’ve made that campus? New York State really got fucking tired of not having a “flagship” and has been pumping money into the Binghamton campus for a fucking while now.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 3, 2012 1:50 PM EST up reply actions
In all honesty, news to me.
I’d always been under the impression that none of the SUNY campuses were OMG AMAZING.
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by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 3, 2012 1:55 PM EST up reply actions
heck, that was my teenage impression
at least for enginerd type stuff. Granted, was almost twenty years ago.
Nobody outside New York knows or cares
about the comparative reputations of the threeve SUNYs.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
by JoshCVT on Feb 3, 2012 1:56 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
It is (literally) the cheapest way to get a top flight undergrad degree
People should give a shit.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 3, 2012 1:57 PM EST up reply actions
In New York
I’d guess UT-Austin, Berkeley, and Chapel Hill all still have cheaper instate tuition than the SUNYs.
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Possibly
Out of state I think it is the cheapest though. Also the grad school tuition is dirt fucking cheap too.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 3, 2012 2:01 PM EST up reply actions
UVA
Top 3 best public value college 4 years and counting
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
...and it's still not even their flagship.
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For all intents and purposes it is
Besides the fact that they stick with the University Center categorization because they don’t want to disillusion Albany, Buffalo, and Stony Brook.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 3, 2012 2:07 PM EST up reply actions
Hey, Pitt is right there on the shores of the Gulf of Ohio.
Maryland’s not even on a creek.
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I would prefer these divisions
ACC ACC
Clemson
Wake Forest
Florida State
North Carolina
Duke
Virginia
Georgia Tech
ACC Big East
Boston College
Pittsburgh
Syracuse
Miami
Virginia Tech
North Carolina State (sorry)
Maryland (not sorry)
This man.... He gets it.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
Eh, swap NCSU/UMD and FSU/GIT
And you actually have what’s left of the original ACC in one division.
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I would prefer these:
Clemson
Clemson
Fuck Clemson
Wake Forest
Florida State
North Carolina
Duke
Virginia
Georgia Tech
Boston College
Pitt
Syracuse
Miami
Virginia Tech
NC State
Maryland
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 3, 2012 1:28 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Can we swap you guys and Miami?
/really does not want to play Miami. Nothing good comes of Syracuse-Miami football games.
"So glad we got matched up with Boston College."
I…it…
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 3, 2012 12:29 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Orangemen hate Catholics, remember.
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Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Feb 3, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions
Closest thing we have to a rival in this conference?
Sorry it’s not glamorous like USC. Are we going to make fun of Colorado for getting worked up for Colorado State?
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 3, 2012 12:31 PM EST up reply actions
No, we're going to make fun of Colorado for being Colorado.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 3, 2012 12:33 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I try to make fun of Colorado....
but once you’ve lost to The Hawk I just get sad even talking about them
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 3, 2012 12:35 PM EST up reply actions
Theyre not the only Stoner school in the country
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 3, 2012 12:36 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, but nobody pays any attention to Macalester because they're D-III.
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Appalachin State says hello
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 3, 2012 12:37 PM EST up reply actions
or Reed College
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Hey, it's like getting to play Notre Dame every year
for only a fraction of the price!
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by jonfmorse on Feb 3, 2012 12:31 PM EST up reply actions 21 recs
That's beautiful.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 3, 2012 12:32 PM EST up reply actions
Strong words from someone who escaped with a win last year
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 3, 2012 12:31 PM EST up reply actions
That's exactly the point, Van Pelt.
You…you do not want any part of that.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 3, 2012 12:32 PM EST up reply actions
They do have a top 10 pick in this years NFL draft...believe it or not
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 3, 2012 12:35 PM EST up reply actions
Which is another way of saying
“they had, arguably, the best defensive player in the country last year”.
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That Alumni Stadium is such a hostile envirHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I think the bad BC juju only applies to Notre Dame.
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by Big Jon on Feb 3, 2012 1:25 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
No
18 game schedule, one permanent rival, rotating 3 year schedule. Teams will be placed in groups of 4, in a give year you play one group away, one group home, and one group home and away
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 3, 2012 12:50 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, like the Big East schedule....
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
No
Big East just does whatever the fuck it wants in terms of who you play home and home’s with.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 3, 2012 1:04 PM EST up reply actions
Funny, as I remember the last dozen or so years.....
We always played Pitt home and away (protected rival)
We always played two other teams home and away which rotated through the conference
Played everone else at home on alternating years
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
We always seem to play Georgetown home and away
And UConn home and away.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 3, 2012 1:13 PM EST up reply actions
Whcich would you consider your protected rival?
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
Of those two?
GTown
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 3, 2012 1:17 PM EST up reply actions
unless the ACC reworks things
they don’t do divisions in basketball. Not even Big 12 style (back when there were 12 teams in the Big 12) unofficial divisions.
sucks less than the other way
but would have preferred blowing up the divisions and starting from scratch. Or putting both of us newbies in the Atlantic and kicking one of the NC schools, Clemson, or FSU over to the Coastal.
Wanted to post this yesterday but SBNation said no
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
by TexaninNYC on Feb 3, 2012 12:33 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
SBNation being broken yesterday made me haz a sad
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Niiiiiice beaver.
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by vineyarddawg on Feb 3, 2012 12:45 PM EST up reply actions
/Yes I know it's a groundhog dammit
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by vineyarddawg on Feb 3, 2012 12:45 PM EST up reply actions
Word is, Tupac is recording a new song about the 400 pound manbeast due to be released this summer.
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
New UGA Fulmer Cup strategy:
Get the offenders out of Athens before police reports are filed.
Ferking hell
Exactly.
#TeamFieldGoalsInsteadOfTouchdowns
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by vineyarddawg on Feb 3, 2012 12:46 PM EST up reply actions
Sigh
Appears Josh Hamilton fell off the wagon recently. Hope the dude’s OK.
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 3, 2012 12:45 PM EST reply actions
He did this last offseason once as well right?
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
It was a few offseasons back.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Yeah, I saw that too
On a human level, I’m hoping for the best. On a sports level, not the kind of thing to do in a contract year.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
You know what? Fuck ESPN for reporting that a baseball player went out drinking.
I know he’s got a problem and that there’s potential for problems with his team if he falls off the wagon. But Jesus, did ESPN seriously just do a reader on SportsCenter about a baseball player going drinking? With no DUI… nobody getting hurt… no indication that he so much as threw up in a public place… just a story that he went out and tied one on. You’re a tabloid, ESPN.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Feb 3, 2012 1:47 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Fuck them, but also fuck the market for such stories.
It’s people who want to see people fail who drive that kind of story.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
Is this where I advocate killing 90% of the human race?
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It's an in, but I'll guess that 90% of us would be the proverbial choir.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
Bilderberg happened already
/tin foil hat’d
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by Boozy McHound on Feb 3, 2012 2:11 PM EST up reply actions
NEED SCANDALS!
It’s not like they can report scores or stuff.
Plus the depths to redemption to depths story can only lead to another redemption story! And that’s when he can finally get his own 30 for 30!
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 3, 2012 1:51 PM EST up reply actions
They also ran with the story about Cassanova McKinzy picking Auburn over Clemson just because of the Chick-fil-A
and ridiculed him like they actually thought it was a serious thing. They completely neglected that he’d been an Auburn commit for MONTHS, visited Clemson just before signing day, and decided to stick with his Auburn commitment. He was having fun with the Chick-fil-A comment, yet they made it a story, somehow. ESPN doesn’t exactly have much in the journalism department these days.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 3, 2012 1:51 PM EST up reply actions
He's gone out drinking twice in the past three years.
Not to make light of alcoholism, but these sort of slip ups happen. He’s doing a whole lot better than anyone I know who has been in substance abuse treatment.
Exactly. I get that alcoholics just can't drink socially.
I get that it’s a bad deal for an alcoholic to slip up. It’s serious and I’m not making light of it.
But now all of his agents are huddled up in a room somewhere, and as pitchers and catchers report they’re probably going to force him to sit down with Tom Rinaldi or some other clown to do a soft focus interview about how it was this huge mistake and how he’s changed again. Just because dude’s got a problem and went out and had drinks! Ridiculous.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Feb 3, 2012 2:08 PM EST up reply actions
The real problem here
is that there are millions of alcoholics who occasionally slip up, and they manage to get their shit together by the next day, and start recounting their sober clock, and move on with their lives.
Those cocksuckers at ESPN have now made it impossible for Hamilton to do that the way normal people do. Frankly, if we were to tailspin into an extended relapse at this point, I would hold them accountable.
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by jonfmorse on Feb 3, 2012 2:12 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I'm on your side.
A slip IS a big deal to anyone who suffers from substance abuse. And in those of us who have private lives don’t you worry when that happens to someone you care for? It’s a pretty big fucking deal then. So it’s a pretty big fucking deal to Josh Hamilton’s friends and family. It just sucks that it can’t remain a private matter due to his social status.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 3, 2012 2:10 PM EST up reply actions
Whaddya know, tomorrow (technically) starts College Lacrosse season
Cue Quint Kessenich
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What? What ? What? What?...Speak into my good ear please...What?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 3, 2012 12:52 PM EST up reply actions
Just out of curiosity, how old is "token old guy?"
/If you say 35, I’m going to internet-kick-your-ass
//Is 35.
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by vineyarddawg on Feb 3, 2012 12:50 PM EST up reply actions
White hair, grandpa glasses
He’s at least 60. Maybe a really old looking 50 year old.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 3, 2012 12:51 PM EST up reply actions
Ah, indeed.
Carry on, then.
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by vineyarddawg on Feb 3, 2012 12:52 PM EST up reply actions
What did I do?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
by TexaninNYC on Feb 3, 2012 12:52 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
URGENT** PLEASE HELP** INTERNET JOKES ARE RELYING ON YOU!
I need a copy of the UGA tombstone gif, please assist!
...I can count my years in scars...
harumph
found it myself.
/mumble mumble
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by Boozy McHound on Feb 3, 2012 1:00 PM EST up reply actions
Current Auburn grad assistant and former LB Karibi Dede
tweeting about something huge happening for Auburn today and that “the impacts of this day will rock the very foundation of everything crimson.” Auburn Board of Trustees meeting is today. Seen some rumors that it’s something academic. Only thing I can think of is that perhaps Auburn will be starting a law school or journalism school. Other speculation is that Auburn will move to the SEC East. Or he could just be running his mouth, but with statements like that it sounds like it’s going to be something.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 3, 2012 12:53 PM EST reply actions
I'm sorry, I usually don't get into this ridiculousness
But Auburn is about to announce something, and he’s talking about how it will affect ALABAMA? Um… ok.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Yeah, that's what's confusing me.
And why I would lean more towards a law school. Since currently that’s something dominated by Alabama in the state. But the truth is no one knows what he’s talking about right now.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 3, 2012 12:56 PM EST up reply actions
I'm sorry, the point still stands.
If Auburn is announcing a law school, which would be great for the school (and don’t get me wrong, the only place I want to see Auburn fail is athletics), what the hell does that have to do with Alabama?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Zero idea.
Don’t know what the deal is or why he thinks it would have anything to do with Alabama. I’m just guessing things.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 3, 2012 12:59 PM EST up reply actions
Fair enough.
I don’t usually take a side in the “who’s obsessed with whom” thing, cause it’s dumb, but this is weird to me.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Of course, now he's tweeting about how he thinks he's confused people
Well no shit, buckwheat. Don’t come out with huge statements that could be interpreted in a metric shit ton of different ways, then. Who knows what the hell he’s talking about.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 3, 2012 1:02 PM EST up reply actions
Football players should be allowed Twitter accounts.
No good comes of it.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
#sour
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by Boozy McHound on Feb 3, 2012 1:04 PM EST up reply actions
I guess technically he's a coach now, as a grad assistant.
But yeah, people should really stop and think about what they’re saying before they say it.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 3, 2012 1:05 PM EST up reply actions
Wouldn't this be about the worst time in recorded history to open a new law school?
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I have no clue, honestly.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 3, 2012 12:59 PM EST up reply actions
But wouldn't everyone have a 4.0 due to the lack of things to compare to and killer curve as they try to find their groove?
/furiously scribbling on ‘application’
//application is my 36" desk calendar and MSPaint
///RJ’d
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by Boozy McHound on Feb 3, 2012 1:03 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, unless you're UC-Irvine,
hire the baller-est constitutional law scholar out there, allow him to assemble a world-class staff, give the entire first class a full ride, and have an admission percentage lower than Yale.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
Yes, but Auburn could use a medical school
Neither flagship State U has one (it’s at UAB, plus South Alabama private). Also, it’s a natural expansion: Auburn has strong sciences for undergrads and very well regarded vet school and rehab grad departments. Plus, it’s an easy sell politically because the state needs more rural doctors, and such people would naturally prefer to go to Auburn over Birmingham.
South Alabama's not private. /confused
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I don’t go there.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 3, 2012 1:43 PM EST up reply actions
1. Christina Hendricks
2. Amy Pond
3. ????
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 3, 2012 2:11 PM EST up reply actions
Puppies?
I mean, not even Nick could hate puppies. I mean, just look at him!
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by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 3, 2012 2:12 PM EST up reply actions
Bawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 3, 2012 2:14 PM EST up reply actions
The Doctor!
The Doctor always makes me happy.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 3, 2012 2:14 PM EST up reply actions
ALWAYS?
Moon river…….
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I now know what this is named, where it comes from, and at least one pertinent fact about it.
I hate you all.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
by JoshCVT on Feb 3, 2012 2:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You're welcome!
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I know none of these things
Yet I’m here almost every day. I must be doing it wrong.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 3, 2012 2:21 PM EST up reply actions
WAVY TAIL!!!!
My loyal heart avows no other.
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by MikeLew on Feb 3, 2012 2:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Unrelated
How’d the skillet turn out?
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Gonna do that tomorrow, actually.
Your instructions require several hours of time, which means I can’t do it after school and practice, but before bed. I’ll let you know!
My loyal heart avows no other.
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Good idea to do it right the first time.
Holler if you have any issues.
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by thechuck_2112 on Feb 3, 2012 5:31 PM EST up reply actions
Why would a football grad assistant have the inside scoop on a new law school?
Most likely it’s just a new weight room or some shit like that
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.
Saban to Auburn, 6 years, $66 million
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
I told you, he's.......................Satan?
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by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Feb 3, 2012 1:08 PM EST up reply actions
It would almost be worth it to see him at Auburn
Just to see the Orwellian 180’s both fanbases would immediately take.
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with 'Stache
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by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Feb 3, 2012 1:13 PM EST up reply actions
They're stealing UAB
and worse, letting them build a new stadium.
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As much as I would have enjoyed staying at Auburn for law school
we already have plenty of schools churning out lawyers and we definitely don’t need any more of them.
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FINE THEN
/shreds applications
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Opening the Institute of Exploding Elephants Studies?
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 3, 2012 12:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Forcible annexation of University of Alabama, to become Auburn-Tuscaloosa campus. Football team to be absorbed under Coach Chizik
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.
Oh shit
They’ve learned how to mind control the monkeys!
by Michael J Pigott on Feb 3, 2012 1:01 PM EST up reply actions
Thus making Harvey Updyke a double-agent.
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Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I WOULD NEVER INSULT A .......
monkey that way.
by Michael J Pigott on Feb 3, 2012 1:04 PM EST up reply actions
Saban is really...?
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by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Feb 3, 2012 12:57 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Why they pay me the big bucks, part 666
Got two databases with streaming set up between them. For the non-DBA types, “streaming” is an Oracle thing that reproduces what you do on one database at another. Create a table on A, it magically appears on B. Write into the table on B, the data appears on A
So.
Over the weekend one time we notice that the data has stopped moving, so we look at the status of the stream as reported by the databases and everything is green… except that no data is actually being transmitted. After we fix it, I propose that we set up a job to periodically run a simple check of the max ID in a table, or the max timestamp, or something, on the local db and the remote db, outside of the stream, and if a discrepancy begins to grow we’ll know there might be trouble. A DR is assigned and investigation begins… by someone else.
The DR gets rejected on the grounds that the tables are so big that it will take too long for the query to run in a reasonable time, and there’s been no trouble for the past few weeks, so forget it.
I log on to the db, query the max time from a table with 30M rows (not big, I know). Response in 0.3 sec. Run it on the remote database across the database link: 0.8 seconds. Hm. “Too long” a time.
Screw the CM board, I’m just going to put it in place and let it email me if there’s a problem These guys don’t know what they’re doing.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 3, 2012 1:04 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Wait, what?
Their data must not be important to them, then. Putting in checks like that was a mandatory operational procedure at Great Satan, and anyone who made excuses not to do it would be on the short list at the next layoff.
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This is a board wouldn't let the developers use a one-up ID as a primary key in important tables
They wanted to use the plain-english label in the row. So what happens if they want to change the label?
ALL THE THRASHING while foreign keys are disabled, new values written in tables everywhere, God help you if you miss one.
No, I wasn’t here when that went down. Because it WOULDN’T have gone down then.
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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 3, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions
WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN
I… I got nothing. That’s incorrigible.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
Surrogate keys versus natural keys?
And the primary key of the table shall be immutable, so help me Codd. Natural keys nearly always fail this primary test, so natural keys SHALL NOT be primary keys. There are unique indexes and unique constraints for a reason, fellas.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 3, 2012 4:48 PM EST up reply actions
I understood fuck all about what you just said
But rock on, man.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 3, 2012 1:07 PM EST up reply actions
#teamTransitiveLogic
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by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Feb 3, 2012 1:07 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I get to probably hook up streams as part of our 10g - 11g uplift of 10 or so Tera.
That’s gonna be SOOOOO much fun.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 3, 2012 4:49 PM EST up reply actions
Holy christ this kid sounds like one of the fucking Munchkins from Wizard of Oz
HOW DO I NOT LAUGH?
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I'm really fucking close to asking him.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 3, 2012 1:08 PM EST up reply actions
If you really can't shake the urge
you can go subtle with something like “wait, I forget: is it guild or league?”
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
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by DevilGrad on Feb 3, 2012 1:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Lawyer types, is this usual?
A 22-year-old man accused of stabbing to death his mother, brother and sister almost a year ago tried to plead guilty Friday over the protests of the judge and his lawyer before an official plea of not guilty was entered in his case.
Georgia law, screwed as a pooch.
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by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Feb 3, 2012 1:20 PM EST reply actions
Saw that earlier
confused the hell out of me, too.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 3, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions
Is there a question as to his competence to stand trial?
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I haven't read this story,
but I’ve seen cases where the defendant “wants” to plead guilty, but during the colloquy thinks he’s being clever by dodging most of the questions that go to his understanding of his plea. He thinks he’s setting the ground for his eventual post-conviction release motion. Judges, they don’t like this.
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I've seen this before
Guy wanted to plead guilty but wouldn’t admit to facts in the colloquy necessary for the elements of the crime. Argument ensued, judge refused to take plea without admission, guy changed his plea.
Right.
Judges tend to take the colloquy pretty seriously. And some defendants really do think this is a legit way to beat the system.
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As a Georgia Taxpayer
I’d allow for pleading guilty, immediate sentencing, hang from the courthouse Oak.
But, as usual, this will drag on for months, he’ll be convicted, get death, 3 squares and a cot for the next 35 years, die of piles. I get the bill.
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by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Feb 3, 2012 1:51 PM EST up reply actions
Depressing. I need a drink. Going to store.
Checklist: A barrel of rum and three thousand pounds of sugar.
by HailVarsity on Feb 4, 2012 3:53 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Hard to tell what's going on there.
Newspapers’ courts reporters typically don’t report enough in their articles to let lawyer-types know what’s really going on. Not on purpose, but because they need to preserve their lay-readers.
My guess is that a) he failed to lay the proper foundation to show that he knowingly, intelligently, and voluntarily waived his right to a jury trial; b) there are serious questions about his competency; or c) the judge and lawyer decided that, because this could be a death penalty case, he should have a fighting chance to avoid the needle. The third scenario is, of course, highly unethical and violative of his rights.
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If you haven't seen it yet
the new Oatmeal owes me a new computer screen.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 3, 2012 1:25 PM EST reply actions
"hotter than the asshole of dying star"
is getting added to my lexicon immediately.
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
I still have a scalded spot on the roof of my mouth from Tuesday....
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
Today's agenda
Bacon and eggs for breakfast – check
birfday cake for elevensies – check
Chik-fil-a spicy chicken for lunch – check
various afternoon meals, TBD
Drink
Craig Finn concert
More drink.
Seems like a solid plan.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 3, 2012 1:30 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
This likely ends with me being blizzarded in at a friend's apartment tonight.
which means MOAR DRINK
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 3, 2012 1:33 PM EST up reply actions
blizzarded?
that’s sounds like the most delicious drinking game ever.
/kneels down waits for Reeses blizzard
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 3, 2012 1:35 PM EST up reply actions
SAW A SNOWFLAKE!
/drinks
SAW ANOTHER SNOWFLAKE!
//drinks
///repeat as necessary
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 3, 2012 1:36 PM EST up reply actions
/wearing shorts
//will probably go lounge by the pool later
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Happy birfday, sirrah.
I tend to not be around here much on the weekends.
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by TexaninNYC on Feb 3, 2012 1:33 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
He missed.
Only got the dudes arm.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 3, 2012 1:52 PM EST up reply actions
Shingletown justice is true justice.....
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
Trial moved to Georgia
Father NOT allowed to plead guilty.
Taxpayers get the screw.
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by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Feb 3, 2012 1:54 PM EST reply actions
Would you take the "taxpayers get fucked" stuff to somewhere else?
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
by mnHorn on Feb 3, 2012 1:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
O HAI THERE BEER WEEK
http://omahabeerweek.com/events.html
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 3, 2012 2:40 PM EST reply actions
Groundhog Day, NOLA style
Also a day late, which is very much NOLA style. T-Boy the Nutria
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
Nutria are assholes.
Kill’em all.
/but first make a roux
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 3, 2012 2:49 PM EST up reply actions
I just saw this as a response to one of the videos of fifa12 physics blunders
and it was incredibly hard to not crack the fuck up in the office
I think God just flew overhead on his toilet and flushed.
Buckets of rain out of nowhere, and it stopped after about 3 minutes.
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Florida says hi.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 3, 2012 2:50 PM EST up reply actions
That's what you get for mocking me earlier.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 3, 2012 2:51 PM EST up reply actions
...nourishment for our plant life and an infusion of fresh water in the reservoir?
Okay.
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FOILED AGAIN
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 3, 2012 2:54 PM EST up reply actions
The hail was a nice touch.
I enjoyed listening to it bounce off the carport.
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