NICK SABAN, SHARK WITH OPPOSABLE THUMBS
by Spencer Hall on Feb 29, 2012 5:13 PM EST
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"Don't blame the shark," said a thousand childhood documentaries about sharks. Sharks are a very important part of a child's education for some reason. Statistically you're more likely to die by pretty much any other cause of death, but we are not a nation of math. We go by our guts, and our guts say that the things our children need to know most about are extinct reptiles, sharks, and sort of vague things about space.
You can't really blame the shark. Not only are they just trying to eat, they're surprisingly fragile. They need food, and have to go all over the place to get it. On the metaphorical highway, this is our offramp to talking about Nick Saban, and about what sharks have to do to keep eating on the recruiting trail, particularly large football animals like the Alabama football program.
The shark in question says the four-year scholarship is no real adjustment.
Saban said he has "no problem" with multiyear scholarships because "they aren't that big of a change." "Most of the conditions are still the same," he says. "The player will still have to be academically eligible. He will still have to obey team rules and regulations. And the player is still going to have the same rights and the same appeals process that he has now.
It probably is not that much of a difference for Alabama, but the wiggling around in the terminology is just a sign of how fragile your well-compensated college football coach really is. This goes beyond Saban. At root, when you strip away the Daniel Moore paintings, the statues, and grown men calling another grown man "Coach," the demands of a few underpowered and overly talented teenagers can change the terms of engagement. This is why coaches drink. This is why they have holes in their stomachs.
These are fragile creatures, the superpredator sharks of our college football ecosystem. They need care. They need protection. They're...walking up the ladder. They're in the boat and walking around asking where the key to the gun locker are and figuring out how to operate the GPS system. Damn you, Saban Shark. We change the rules and you just keep growing thumbs and fangs and laser-eyes and stuff. This continues the worst remake of The Thing EVER.
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Nick Saban names all of his golf balls Les Miles.
_________________
I'm Banana dammit!!!
by BurritoBrosShits on Feb 29, 2012 5:16 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
/golf ball can't get more than halfway to the hole
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Feb 29, 2012 5:20 PM EST up reply actions
/ball then teleports to the NBA all-star game, where it wins the dunk contest
/ball turns into a whale
//A nearby pot of flowers thinks, "Oh no, not again."
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 29, 2012 5:39 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
Love the caption
Alabama Crimson Tide head coach Nick Saban hits out of a small, inch-deep divot on the tenth hole during the AT&T Pebble Beach National Pro-Am at the Spyglass Hill Golf on February 9, 2012 in Pebble Beach, California. He sucks at golf.
by SC_Ute on Feb 29, 2012 5:21 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
From his perspective, it probably looked like a bunker at St. Andrews.
And because Auburn men and women believe in these things, I believe in Auburn and love it.
RIP and WDE Mr. Penny.
by alexanderkotov on Feb 29, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
If Saban doesn't mind telling a LOI-signed 4* recruit he has to greyshirt with days to go before the season starts
he certainly won’t have any trouble finessing a junior lineman that hasn’t put on weight as fast as hoped out of the last two years of his scholarship.
Philon
Signed with Arkansas.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Feb 29, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions
Poor guy
Had to sign with a different top 10 team.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
It wasn't Philon.
Phylum is a high school senior. He was told he would have to grayshirt before signing day so he hadn’t signed an LOI. And February isn’t days before the season.
The only time I know of a player being told he would grayshirt after signing was at LSU in 2010 I believe. That guy had already moved in and was getting ready for the start of camp.
by Nick's Hat Band on Feb 29, 2012 9:24 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Come now, Nick
Truth and context has no place on EDSBS or in oversigning debates.
At least at EDSBS, the reason is for comedic effect.
Yeah, I dunno
I think that the 4 year scholarship isn’t really going to change typical procedure 99% of the time, it just formalizes what already happens. But maybe that is still a good thing.
Google's homepage celebrates too much shit.
That's all great, Coach Saban, but Imma need your signature on this contract here, just to make sure there are no misunderstandings.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
BTW, this is one of many reasons my kids will never get scholarships
I’d probably send back the LOI with my suggested edits and riders to make it more equitable before I let my kid sign.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
LOIs aren't necessary
I believe you can sign a scholarship agreement instead. And yeah, surprised more people don’t ask for changes to the doc.
Have we moved here from the Ja Rule/USA/Swift-Tebow thread?
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I hope so.
My home connection causes threads to get totally ranched after several hundred posts.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
probably will soon
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 29, 2012 5:52 PM EST up reply actions
"It probably is not that much of a difference for Alabama"
Hey, no one said the four years can’t have two of the years be on a “medical hardship” after a particularly violent sneeze or toe-stub on a blocking sled.
by Yinka Double Dare on Feb 29, 2012 6:12 PM EST reply actions
You mock, but this is exactly right.
Saban, contrary to popular belief, has never* outright cut a kid; they either violate team rules or go on medical hardship. Now whether or not those are legit is another question all together, but either way, it won’t change a damn thing.
*While at Alabama that I remember.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
team rules vary from player to player
for example 200 lb offensive tackle was supposed to spend 10 hours per day in cafeteria and 24 hours a day in weight room. He was cut for attempting to eat in weight room a violation of team rules.
Where was this?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
Alabama, next year.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 29, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions
I'll have you know, Mr. Swindle,
that my childhood education also covered important material such as trucks and what colors they is.
You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 29, 2012 6:19 PM EST reply actions
Did your education cover Auburn?
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.0001%
the special kid who wanted to be a motorcycle
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 29, 2012 6:25 PM EST up reply actions
HEY.
You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 29, 2012 6:26 PM EST up reply actions
I always kind of thought you wanted to be a fireman, at least until you understood the meaning of the word
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 29, 2012 6:34 PM EST up reply actions
He's holding out for Guy Montag's position.
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fahrenheit 451'd
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 29, 2012 6:36 PM EST up reply actions
Paleontologist
I was THAT kid.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
girlfriend got me this for my apartment:
DINERSAURS
If you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 29, 2012 7:23 PM EST up reply actions
My dinosaur phase was a result of this:
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
That and this
Writer/Analyst/Head Chef
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Feb 29, 2012 7:27 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Thanks to this post I have now been reliving Dinosaucers via the internets
next up: Denver the Last Dinosaur
by ItsComplicated on Feb 29, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions
It's on Hulu!
Found it the other day.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
Now at 256. Headed for 215. This is to publicly shame me until I do it.
by Big Blue Barrister on Mar 1, 2012 8:58 AM EST up reply actions
I vaguely remember these
what were they?
Twitter for even more of my crap.
Now at 256. Headed for 215. This is to publicly shame me until I do it.
by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 29, 2012 7:30 PM EST up reply actions
Dino Riders
Two feuding groups of aliens who crash-land on prehistoric Earth and, as you may guess, ride dinosaurs while they fight each other. Best toy that ever existed.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
the good guys forged a jewel-based empathic bond with their dinos, the bad guys used mind control brain boxes
rather a cute little hippie anti-oppressive rule allegory, really.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 29, 2012 7:38 PM EST up reply actions
And some of the brain boxes had lasers on them.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
I wanted to be a garbage man or race car driver.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 29, 2012 6:26 PM EST up reply actions
Around 4th grade I wanted to be a butcher shop owner... Ironically, prior to sports medicine,I was an ER doctor for almost 9 years
"Shabbat Shalom motherfuckers" Mordechai Jefferson Carver
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It wasn't bad, I just felt I needed a change before I completely burn out. Also got a great offer, and there was no way to refuse it.
"Shabbat Shalom motherfuckers" Mordechai Jefferson Carver
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
What, third graders don't play Written Discovery at recess?
You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 29, 2012 6:27 PM EST up reply actions
Got deposed by the 4th graders and cried.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 29, 2012 6:29 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"Are you now or have you ever been not a poopface?"
You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 29, 2012 6:31 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I think everyone wanted to be a hockey player at that age in Michigan.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Yes indeedy.
I still have Steve Yzerman and Sergei Federov posters on the wall of my childhood bedroom.
my mom got me a nice picture of luc robitaille for easter.... my friend and i thought he was cute.
it has to be somewhere in my parents house, with my paper napkin brett hull autograph and chris chelios autographed trading card. there’s 2 other red wings on the napkin but i can’t really remember who…i think one is jamie rivers.
end, CSB
I wanna lose 3 pounds.
by willbechampions on Feb 29, 2012 6:58 PM EST up reply actions
marine biologist!
DOLPHINS.
I wanna lose 3 pounds.
by willbechampions on Feb 29, 2012 6:52 PM EST up reply actions
counterpoint
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 29, 2012 6:53 PM EST up reply actions
STOP RUINING MY CHILDHOOD DREAM
I wanna lose 3 pounds.
by willbechampions on Feb 29, 2012 6:54 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
YOU ARE AN ENGINEER, I CANNOT CHANGE THAT
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 29, 2012 6:55 PM EST up reply actions
i didn't decide i wanted to be an engineer til like 10th or 11th grade.
after marine biologist it was lawya. then i realized i don’t enjoy reading.
I wanna lose 3 pounds.
by willbechampions on Feb 29, 2012 6:56 PM EST up reply actions
yeah, I was opposite
I wanted to be a scientist, realized I wasn’t very good at science. Then a teacher got me really into reading and writing, and I will either be a lawyer, or a waiter.
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 29, 2012 6:57 PM EST up reply actions
It is theoretically possible to make good money at that second one.
Consider how much money goes out in tips at Stone Crab, Capitol Grille, etc.
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Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly
Especially in big cities.
Bartending even more so.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
I would like to bartend at one point
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 29, 2012 6:59 PM EST up reply actions
This statement could also apply to the first one.
You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 29, 2012 7:00 PM EST up reply actions
How much debt would it require to learn waitering?
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BA in Women's Studies, Theater, or Art History
by Mango Stasi on Feb 29, 2012 7:09 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
creative writing on line one
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 29, 2012 7:10 PM EST up reply actions
where does communications fit into this?
I wanna lose 3 pounds.
by willbechampions on Feb 29, 2012 7:11 PM EST up reply actions
welp, that probably won't work out for my sister.
/flinches punch tomorrow if she is reading this
I wanna lose 3 pounds.
by willbechampions on Feb 29, 2012 7:13 PM EST up reply actions
Very easily.
My sister got a master’s but it’s the MRS she got with the master’s that’s holding her up.
I'm a wreck loose in society.
by Narrow Right on Feb 29, 2012 7:12 PM EST up reply actions
One of the hats worn by Subway sandwich artists has a green block S logo.
I thought the guy who worked the register at Subway was a Michigan State fan for the longest time.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Good god, don't eat the sandwiches he makes.
You’ll probably choke.
You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 29, 2012 7:14 PM EST up reply actions
At least the Spartan is not bartending
every drink would contain
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by saxattack29 on Feb 29, 2012 7:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I have never had that, but I instinctually recoiled
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 29, 2012 7:17 PM EST up reply actions
Of course you haven't.
You can’t have your first drink for 6 years.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
yeah... about that
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 29, 2012 7:19 PM EST up reply actions
DON'T THE INTERNET IS FOREVER YOU NEED A JOB LATER
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 29, 2012 7:21 PM EST up reply actions
and here is where I stop
/checks facebook
//laughs at dumbass with weed in his profile pic
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 29, 2012 7:22 PM EST up reply actions
ALL THE STUPID
I bet he has a tumblr page.
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Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly
indeed he does
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 29, 2012 7:27 PM EST up reply actions
RIGHT AGAIN!!!!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly
hey, not everyone with a tumblr is that bad
i just need more ways to procrastinate on the internet.
I wanna lose 3 pounds.
by willbechampions on Feb 29, 2012 7:29 PM EST up reply actions
PUCKER PUCKER PUCKER PUCKER
/chokes on applesauce
I wanna lose 3 pounds.
by willbechampions on Feb 29, 2012 7:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The hell is that?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
He doesn't make sandwiches; he just makes change.
Come to think of it, I don’t think he’s ever given me four good quarters.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
by Tremendous on Feb 29, 2012 7:20 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Hahahahaha FUCK YOU.
/BFA in Theatre
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
key word REQUIRED
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That's good, at least one of those jobs allows you to keep your soul
"Shabbat Shalom motherfuckers" Mordechai Jefferson Carver
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What is "every girl I dated in college if girls looked like their personality," Alex?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
you dated a bunch of hellbeasts?
I wanna lose 3 pounds.
by willbechampions on Feb 29, 2012 6:55 PM EST up reply actions
poor bastard
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 29, 2012 6:55 PM EST up reply actions
Worse- dancers.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
/invokes misspelled name rule for the threevth time.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly
Yep.
Though there were multiple, and only one had the crazy name, though she was by far the worst.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
/saxattack claims vindication
//remembers he has already converted the populace
///leaves for new missionary assignment.
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Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly
Sounds boring.
You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 29, 2012 7:17 PM EST up reply actions
why would you...
black swan was a documentary my man, they are insane
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 29, 2012 6:58 PM EST up reply actions
September 17, 1987. Kindergarten.
I learn that “Optimus Prime” is not a “job” a person can grow up to have.
I still cry a little bit, on the inside, when I remember this day.
Writer/Analyst/Head Chef
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Feb 29, 2012 7:29 PM EST up reply actions
" "Optimus Prime" is not a "job" a person can grow up to have."... yet
GET ON IT NERDS
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
WILLBECHAMPIONS GET OVER HERE
BRING YOUR ENGINEERING BRETHREN
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 29, 2012 7:32 PM EST up reply actions
I'll have you know that Chloe is the enginerd leader around here.
Triple Crown Winners. Fi yn hoffi.
so which one is the little enginerd that could?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 29, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions
yeah.... i should probably graduate first before i'm summoned like that.
I wanna lose 3 pounds.
by willbechampions on Feb 29, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions
sorry
I get excited at the prospect of real transformers
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 29, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
nerd fight?
/readies camera
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 29, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions
plus a materials scientist/engineer will not make you optimus prime, sorry
it would have to be a joint effort. i will look into some alloys.
I wanna lose 3 pounds.
by willbechampions on Feb 29, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
BRING HER TOO
you know what fuck that, all of y’all that work with anything scientific get on this. That means all the computer guys, the doctors, the rocket scientists, all of y’all get to work.
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 29, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions
you all do that.
i’m just gonna start taking that drug from inception and live in a dream where this is possible.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 29, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
soulless leeches, all of you
/dad and favorite grandpa are lawyers
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 29, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
One of mine died when my dad was about 12 and the other when I was 7.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 29, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
For what it's worth, at 15 both of mine had died well before.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 29, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions
Ditto.
And because Auburn men and women believe in these things, I believe in Auburn and love it.
RIP and WDE Mr. Penny.
by alexanderkotov on Feb 29, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
Both of mine were gone by the time I was 15
One at nine, one at twelve. Dad went at 18. His brother at 25.
Except for my mom, there is no one left of the previous generation in my family.
"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there." -- Captain Ron
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 29, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
sorry man, hugs?
to be fair one of them died when I was 12
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 29, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, never met one of mine at all.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
He's got a few years more than I had with either of mine.
/really misses his Gumpy
Triple Crown Winners. Fi yn hoffi.
My great-grandfather insisted that he be referred to as "Grandpa Grumpy"
Knew him for a few years when I was young, and miss him a lot. My dad took it hard.
Both in their 60s for me.
Mum’s died on my 11th birthday, Dad’s stepdad died a year later. His father died a few years before that.
Triple Crown Winners. Fi yn hoffi.
the Auburn of subthreads?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly
no, this is a thread that fell apart out of nowhere
it is colorado.
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 29, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah. Apologies.
Hard for me to not think that way this time of year.
Triple Crown Winners. Fi yn hoffi.
I had a grandfather for about six months.
My paternal grandfather died when Dad was in college.
I'm a wreck loose in society.
by Narrow Right on Feb 29, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions
Yep. Enjoy what you have there.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 29, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions
having young parents is nice
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 29, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions
Does using KSP count as being a rocket scientist?
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 29, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
Astronauts have to learn Russian
WOOOH JERBS
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 29, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions
HEY I KNOW THE SLANG
DECIDED LINGUISTIC ADVANTAGE
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 29, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions
/loses to finnish
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 29, 2012 8:25 PM EST up reply actions
They won; just at high cost.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 29, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions
I don't think the world understands how many russians I have
and just how very little I care about their lives.
/stalin’d
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 29, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions
the facebook ww2 feed? saw that. it was awesome.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 29, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions
one of the better things facebook has ever been used for
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 29, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions
in case the rest of you want to know what we're talking about
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/344B3V/lol.desire-z.us/2011/11/this-war.html
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 29, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions
That is blatantly ripped off directly from Collegehumor's History of the World
I especially like how they took the time to edit out the watermark. This shit is why SOPA was almost a thing.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
yeah, I knew it came off of collegehumor
stumbleupon steals a lot from there
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 29, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions
a friend of my shared the stumbleupon on facebook. wow the whole thing is so more awesome.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 29, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
yeah, history of the world on there
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 29, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
Chad Gibbs did it for the SEC about 2 years back...
http://www.chadgibbs.com/2010/08/24/the-last-decade-of-sec-football-according-to-facebook/
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 29, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It's one thing to borrow a concept
It’s quite another to cut and paste.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
"Mike Price has left the group 'Alabama Crimson Tide'. Paul Finebaum likes this."
Well done.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I'm gonna hijack this to fondly remember the best thing Fearless Leader ever did.
The Big 12 told as a Behind the Music-esque rockumentary.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
that was a masterpeice
he has brilliant concepts, his serious stuff on sbnation is good, but in a different way.
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 29, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions
"jamarcus russell likes food"
If you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 29, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
this is awesome.
I wanna lose 3 pounds.
by willbechampions on Feb 29, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
I don't think the world understands just how many scholarships I have and how little I care about pulling them
Play hard or play elsewhere.
by lhb98 on Feb 29, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Darius Philon recs
Writer/Analyst/Head Chef
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Feb 29, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions
Astronauts also have to graduate with a degree in the sciences
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 29, 2012 8:25 PM EST up reply actions
History is a social science.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 29, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions
I'm trying to use my law degree to change what the definition of is is.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 29, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions
History is a nightmare from which i am trying to awake.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 29, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
/quote from Joyce love letter
If you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 29, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions
The last job posting I saw for astronauts required that
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 29, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah started applying through USAJERBS but they said ahaha no sorry
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 29, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions
I can't speak for the most recent group.
Obviously they can afford to be a little selective right now.
Probably varies by the job, too.
I’m sure the skill-set varies by position in the ship/craft/rocket thingy.
the important thing now is age
by the time we have a working spacecraft again they need to be negative 10 right now unless we want to reenact space cowboys
We didn't have any the first time around
We’ll find some this next time.
"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there." -- Captain Ron
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 29, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions
Need 20/20 vision
Only have 20/20 correctable…
Fuck that too
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 29, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions
Not even remotely true
Commanders are often Air Force pilots
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
http://astronauts.nasa.gov/content/broch00.htm#gpr
It does say “non-piloting background” so that may be true for pilots
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 29, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions
But Neil Armstrong didn't even recieve an undergrad degree.
by Mango Stasi on Feb 29, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Obligatory.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
by Tremendous on Feb 29, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
HAIL, BITCHES
I wanna lose 3 pounds.
by willbechampions on Feb 29, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions
"If I had a nickel for everytime Kirk ordered me to do that."
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 29, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Yes, but the idea of what college means has changed in 50 years
And that’s about all I say without spiders.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
Hint: It was a Seinfeld joke
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 29, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions
Oh.
Meh.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
A joke about nothing.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 29, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions
Scott Crossfield don't give a shit
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 29, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
There's a reason it's called The Moon
and not just Moon.
You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 29, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Но мать, я не хочу изучить русский язык
"Shabbat Shalom motherfuckers" Mordechai Jefferson Carver
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
You'll study your Russian, and you will like it or I'll throw you in the Lyubyanka
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 29, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions
I bet he is a kulak trying to bring us down from the inside. Put him on the raft
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 29, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd for kulak. It's been a while I heard that word
"Shabbat Shalom motherfuckers" Mordechai Jefferson Carver
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
The kurkuls will be liquidated as a class.
And because Auburn men and women believe in these things, I believe in Auburn and love it.
RIP and WDE Mr. Penny.
by alexanderkotov on Feb 29, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions
Not liquidated, as a class?
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 29, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions
For what it's worth, them Reds loved book-larnin'
/only reads Lysenko and Lenin
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 29, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions
/reads Solzhenitsyn
/gulag’d
And because Auburn men and women believe in these things, I believe in Auburn and love it.
RIP and WDE Mr. Penny.
by alexanderkotov on Feb 29, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
HERE READ GLADKOV AND GORKY
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 29, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions
BUT WANT PASTERNAK
/SHOTS
//THUMP
And because Auburn men and women believe in these things, I believe in Auburn and love it.
RIP and WDE Mr. Penny.
by alexanderkotov on Feb 29, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions
I'm just getting irritated with the damn Bosnians.
And because Auburn men and women believe in these things, I believe in Auburn and love it.
RIP and WDE Mr. Penny.
by alexanderkotov on Feb 29, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
How do you know we haven't started already?
"Shabbat Shalom motherfuckers" Mordechai Jefferson Carver
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
Seriously
Engineers know that you don’t tell the public until it’s done and ready for them to fuck up.
Triple Crown Winners. Fi yn hoffi.
They are counted as the public
And they are often dumber than the public.
Triple Crown Winners. Fi yn hoffi.
the devil is in advertising, and he loves his job
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 29, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions
Insert Bill Hicks quote here.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
Whereas in Medicine we keep telling you we're working on it, just to keep your hopes up
"Shabbat Shalom motherfuckers" Mordechai Jefferson Carver
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
/it's a hardware problem
//typical CS guy :)
Well, you could be a Prime
but you’re going to need an Autobot Matrix of Leadership.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
Now at 256. Headed for 215. This is to publicly shame me until I do it.
by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 29, 2012 7:33 PM EST up reply actions
Class of 2000 represent!
I'm a wreck loose in society.
by Narrow Right on Feb 29, 2012 7:37 PM EST up reply actions
please note, homemaker is not allowed, as it is not real work, that's why you don't get paid for it.
If you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 29, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions
All you have to do is pick up the Codex of Leadership!
Then perhaps too you can be the stupidest looking truck ever!
by Albino Tornado on Feb 29, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions
Matrix of Leadership
And I hope you weren’t making fun of Optimus Prime.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
or The Guild
Vork has the stupid looking car, not Codex.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 29, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions
No, I was making fun of Hot Rod and Roddimus Prime.
That movie never happened, or I’d be incensed.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 29, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions
One day some one will make a decent Transformers movie.
Maybe?
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
here is a pretty good reimagining.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 29, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions
I was going to be a meteorologist since I was 3 years old up until maybe 9th or 10th grade
I decided to become an engineer in the belief that it would lead to employment.
by Synaesthesia on Feb 29, 2012 7:35 PM EST up reply actions
Ditto.
Except the engineering part. I was/am fascinated by tornadoes.
And because Auburn men and women believe in these things, I believe in Auburn and love it.
RIP and WDE Mr. Penny.
by alexanderkotov on Feb 29, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
I got lost.
Why shouldn’t grown men call another grown man “Coach”?
Where I am from, “Coach” is the highest title – above “Pastor”, “Father”, “Doctor”, “Senator”, “Governor” and “Your Eminence”
“where I am from” == "80 miles north of Birmingham
I think this was the religious version of Father.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
Eh.
I guess it depends on the context. If I were good friends with Nick Saban and we were having a beer, calling him coach would be ridiculous, but if my only interaction with him were because he is the coach of the team I root for, it’s different. If I’m having dinner with my pastor I don’t call him Reverend, but if I were at a friend’s church I would use the honoriffic, even though he’s not MY reverend.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
This is completely hypothetical
As we all know, Saban has no friends.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
by TexaninNYC on Feb 29, 2012 6:54 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You.
A Minnesotan co-worker told me that Minneapolis got a foot of snow today.
Is this so?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
No, it's a dirty goddamned lie.
We got what could have been a foot and a half if the temperature hadn’t been +32.x degF for most of the night.
We got two inches.
I am bitter.
Yikes. Sorry to hear that.
I mean, if you’re going to get snow, you might as well get a lot of snow.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
we got fog, sunny, and oh look the waters heading here
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 29, 2012 7:08 PM EST up reply actions
I said nothing about 80's Rick Moranis.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
Is that Bobby Ross on the left?
And are his legs partially shaved?
That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
Also on twitters
by SpartanGator on Feb 29, 2012 7:02 PM EST up reply actions
Friends ≠ People he tolerates long enough not to murder them.
You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 29, 2012 7:07 PM EST up reply actions
A friend of mine is driving I-40 from Little Rock to Nashville
Anyone have any restaurant/things he has to see recommendations
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
Waffle House
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 29, 2012 6:45 PM EST up reply actions
hive
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Feb 29, 2012 6:46 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Dude's from Lubbock
I was hoping to recommend something not his usual cuisine.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
Huddle House?
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 29, 2012 6:50 PM EST up reply actions
There's a great BBQ place in Brinkley, AR
A bit off the Interstate, but it’s worth it.
Ambitious, but rubbish.
we are the bastards
Y’all think with these rules Saban is stuck in here with you
But what you don’t realize is that you’re stuck in here with him
/using Watchmen quote improperly
//doesn’t care is drunk
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Feb 29, 2012 6:45 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Alabama Student Athlete Rule Book
1. Never lose your starting spot to an underclassmen.
2. Never, even while kneeling in pre-game prayer, look Coach Saban in the eye.
“… had his scholarship rescinded for an unspecified violation of team rules.”
That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
Also on twitters
Well yeah,
It’s disrespectful to the Bear not to look up when you pray to him.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
Re: The Italian men's national soccer team.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Not enough scoring.
Horribly boring game.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
italian soccer
the tresselball of dribblekick
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 29, 2012 7:05 PM EST up reply actions
I didn't think it was so bad
1. We won
2. It wasn’t just kicked around in the midfield; there were multiple chances for each team
Was sarcasm.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
Ok, well...
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
by TexaninNYC on Feb 29, 2012 7:08 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The Italians were mobbing us, though
There were always at least 3 of them surrounding every one of our guys who had the ball.
Ambitious, but rubbish.
I thought that was kind of encouraging too
Altidore actually did a good job of holding the ball up for the first time since like Spain, and Bradley was a beast. And Dempsey did what he does.
I did not see it, because I was at work.
But if Italy were a basketball team, they would combine the plodding playing style of Wisconsin with the flopping and ref-baiting of Duke. They are perhaps the most hateable sports team imaginable.
I am aware that this is a meaningless friendly and I care not one bit.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Beating Italy in Italy is always meaningful
They didn’t even give up a goal there in Euro qualifiers I think
If I were to make a "win by default" joke, would it be spidery?
That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
Also on twitters
by SpartanGator on Feb 29, 2012 7:08 PM EST up reply actions
Also beating Italy for the first time EVER.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
They did not.
That was the first goal they had conceded at home in over a calendar year, I believe.
Triple Crown Winners. Fi yn hoffi.
Can someone explain why San Diego and New York are blacked out for the ISU-Mizzou game?
Why on earth would those games be carried on local stations?
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Feb 29, 2012 7:05 PM EST reply actions
Rutgers.
You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 29, 2012 7:07 PM EST up reply actions
Rutgers-SDSU
The Big East’s premier rivalry.
by Mango Stasi on Feb 29, 2012 7:08 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Maybe it has to do with the TV deals?
I know it’s on YES in the New York area. It’s a Big 12 Network/etc mix EXCEPT that it’s not on-the-air in eastern Iowa due to prior commitments.
I'm a wreck loose in society.
by Narrow Right on Feb 29, 2012 7:11 PM EST up reply actions
Big East goons
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 29, 2012 7:15 PM EST up reply actions
Only 500 comments in five hours? Why, I can actually read that!
Good evening and welcome to the imminent end of another 100-year-old series that no one else is giving a crap about.
I'm a wreck loose in society.
I hate that stuff.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Feb 29, 2012 7:21 PM EST up reply actions
RE: term paper due in 21 hours.
If you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 29, 2012 7:21 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
Time to play my favorite paper-writing game!
You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 29, 2012 7:22 PM EST up reply actions
Oh?
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Feb 29, 2012 7:23 PM EST up reply actions
I bet it involves booze
If you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 29, 2012 7:24 PM EST up reply actions
Start drinking.
It turns into a fun race against the clock to see if you can finish the paper coherently.
You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 29, 2012 7:25 PM EST up reply actions
At what point does the "drunk texting" phase kick and the paper turns into a vengeful screed against your mother, an ex, or that bully from 6th grade?
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Hasn't happened to me yet.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 29, 2012 8:03 PM EST up reply actions
i once passed out while writing a paper and woke up to see i had written a half page screed about nebraska abandoning the option
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 29, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Damn....I downed a bottle of sherry while pulling an overnighter once, but I have yet to pass out while writing.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 29, 2012 8:12 PM EST up reply actions
wasn't even drunk, just collapsed trying to pull an all nighter.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 29, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions
I fail to see a problem with this.
I'm a wreck loose in society.
by Narrow Right on Feb 29, 2012 8:12 PM EST up reply actions
One of us!
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
once I got blackout and explained the fumblerooski
If you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 29, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions
emc is a civil activist drunj
who woulda thought
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 29, 2012 8:16 PM EST up reply actions
I think my friend from work had it pegged the other day
I’m a SUPER intense talker.
/ACS’s ears fall off
I probably could have done that when That Damn Yankee Sonuvabitch was hired at Georgia Southern (Auburn's current DC)
and he abandoned the option. And basically shit on it and all the other traditions of Georgia Southern. Hence why I still hate the man. I hope he does great as Auburn’s DC, but I will never like him.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 29, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions
I fail to see whats wrong with that
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Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 29, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions
THIS SOUNDS LIKE MY WORST NIGHTMARE
fall semester i stayed up until 5 writing a fucking paper on cinderella. at 2 AM i realized i was fucked and basically started rewriting it and nothing i said made sense. i felt drunk by 3:30 because it became so incoherent and i wanted to cry
I wanna lose 3 pounds.
by willbechampions on Feb 29, 2012 7:29 PM EST up reply actions
I felt like I was starting to hallucinate in hour 12 of writing the last 20 pages of my 35 page thesis.
So I went for a run as the sun came up and got Starbucks. That was an…odd…morning.
I can see something similar happening to me
when I…let’s say “finish” my thesis.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Feb 29, 2012 7:33 PM EST up reply actions
"Finish" my thesis...
something I still haven’t done. I’ve been at 124 pages for almost a year and a half, now. I seriously need to get on that.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 29, 2012 7:34 PM EST up reply actions
Well my thesis is on the South and the Great Depression.
My graduate level 19th century American history course needs a paper too. At this point, I’m going to see if I can pull off “Baseball in the Nineteenth Century.” Something along the lines of “What was the interaction between baseball and American culture?” and “How does baseball’s evolution from humble sport to business enterprise reflect the changes in late nineteenth century America?”
This is my last semester, and I intend to go out with a bang.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Feb 29, 2012 7:44 PM EST up reply actions
My thesis is on the Supreme Court of Georgia's interpretation of the right to keep and bear arms
and how that fits with other state court decisions, Supreme Court decisions, etc. Along with being about the evolution of the right to keep and bear arms in Georgia through the various state constitutions and how the rewording of the various clauses fits in with the time frames the constitutions were written (secession, reconstruction, etc).
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 29, 2012 7:47 PM EST up reply actions
mine changes every other week, but at present: Invisible Cataclysims: Apocalyptic Temperment in Post-Millennial Literature and FIlm
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 29, 2012 7:53 PM EST up reply actions
that sounds really interesting
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Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 29, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions
That does sound interesting
and extensive.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Feb 29, 2012 7:54 PM EST up reply actions
i had to pull an all nighter to write a lab report (10 pages of writing but a 20 page appendix), luckily i was with other people
after awhile caffeine wasn’t really necessary as i was just purely slap happy. i did cartwheels in the library at 4 int he morning, during our little run around.
I wanna lose 3 pounds.
by willbechampions on Feb 29, 2012 7:34 PM EST up reply actions
my first college paper i stayed up the entire night writing about the implications of unreliable narration in Gulliver's Travels.
i wasn’t alone in doing this. serious bonding occurred around 4:15am.
cinderella? skim through something joseph cambpell wrote, argue how a random assortment of any four quotes applies to cinderella. bonus credit if you look at the traditional “cinder-slut” version and the disney one. paper done.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 29, 2012 7:34 PM EST up reply actions
i had serious bonding with classmates when writing the lab report i spoke of above. there were about 15 of us who pulled the all nighter together.
i think i referenced maria tatar’s stuff on fairytales and compared the german version and the french version. meh. i’m glad i won’t have to write a paper like that ever again.
I wanna lose 3 pounds.
by willbechampions on Feb 29, 2012 7:37 PM EST up reply actions
Also Bruno Bettelheim.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
we talked about him too!
i erased everything i really learned. other than snow white is bullshit because the smart female is the villain and the dumb one is the one you’re suppoesd to like — smash the patriarchy, &c
I wanna lose 3 pounds.
by willbechampions on Feb 29, 2012 7:38 PM EST up reply actions
also,
wtf is that poster in the background?
If you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 29, 2012 7:26 PM EST up reply actions
/looks
Sweet Jesus
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly
Bob Knight calling a basketball game is the soundtrack of my nightmares
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
/throws chair
If you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 29, 2012 7:25 PM EST up reply actions
/pays off towel's gambling debts
If you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 29, 2012 7:27 PM EST up reply actions
OH MY GOD
Alan Arkin, also known as the utterly terrifying leader of the Aryan Nation in Sons of Anarchy has been cast as Quarles’ boss in Justified. Shit gonna get cray.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
That would be Adam Arkin
I was too excited to type
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
I don't know much about him (never watched SoA), but your reaction gives me some hope for upcoming episodes.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 29, 2012 8:05 PM EST up reply actions
That calm, quiet menacing vibe that McDonnaugh gives off?
Arkin does it much better.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Hmmmm...And McDonnaugh is pretty damn good at it too.
I have high expectations now. Is this going to be for next week’s episode?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 29, 2012 8:09 PM EST up reply actions
Episodes 3-11 and 3-13
With 313 being the season finale. I think last night was 3-07 so there’s a few weeks yet.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Tuscaloosa Home Depot uses championship years as aisle numbers.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
The customer service department must be marked 2002-03
In honor of Mike Price
by Synaesthesia on Feb 29, 2012 7:38 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
And now you know why you can't find anything in Home Depot.
Some of the aisles are made up.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
by TexaninNYC on Feb 29, 2012 7:38 PM EST up reply actions 34 recs
I would rec this thrice if I could.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 29, 2012 7:39 PM EST up reply actions
Good thing Aisle 1973 is plumbing
because that claim is some huge shit.
You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 29, 2012 7:38 PM EST up reply actions 28 recs
Thassa rec.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 29, 2012 7:39 PM EST up reply actions
They also need to step up security.
Everything on aisle 1966 seems to have been stolen.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
by TexaninNYC on Feb 29, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Home Depot in Auburn is only 2 aisles
but we like to talk about how it COULD be so much bigger if we designed it like they designed the one in Tuscaloosa.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 29, 2012 7:42 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
See also Aisle 1966
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly
We don't claim '66, thank you.
Even though 11-0 beats 10-0-1 and only girls PLAY TO TIE!
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
Rescinded.
I don’t care about 1966. My dad was 12.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
My God
With 498 aisles, this Home Depot can serve your every need.
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Feb 29, 2012 7:39 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Well, except for Aisle 2011.
It just feels like you’re going around the store in circles.
You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 29, 2012 7:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
So the world's largest Home Depot is in New Jersey?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 29, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions
And there is only an ACE in Blacksburg, VA
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 29, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"This lot reserved for Virginia Tech's first Home Depot"
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 29, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions 12 recs
My one regret is that I have but one rec to give.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Feb 29, 2012 8:12 PM EST up reply actions
/Violates Rule Against Perpetuities
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 29, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions
/on that lot in the future
"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there." -- Captain Ron
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 29, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions
Hey, weren't you complainin' bout awkward pictures?
Or was that our other resident ’Eer
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 29, 2012 8:19 PM EST up reply actions
When The Author fills paragraph after paragraph with "fuck"
I don’t feel any need to hold back.
Don’t you recognize the reference?
"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there." -- Captain Ron
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 29, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions
Of course
Just that if I were in public, that’d be a quick title click.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 29, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions
that was how I understood it, or else me and nick petrelli (among many others) are screwed
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 29, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions
You need only to look for the esteemed authors oration on the Georgia-Florida game a few years back
Where the phrase “wilford Brimley Bukakke party” will forever live in disgusting infamy.
I think the pictures thing was also referring mainly to early posts
like the CI. Later in the evening posts are a little more loose on the rules, because it’s assumed people are home. Of course, this is not always the best assumption given the time difference.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 29, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions
Home Improvement Nashnul Champeeens Paaaaawwwwl!
"Shabbat Shalom motherfuckers" Mordechai Jefferson Carver
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
To save room, the lost and found area doubles as the scholarship aisle.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 29, 2012 7:42 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Employee Of The Month: Nick Saban, Customer Service
"Shabbat Shalom motherfuckers" Mordechai Jefferson Carver
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
Their motto:
If you don’t find it on your first visit, don’t worry, you can always come back again.
And because Auburn men and women believe in these things, I believe in Auburn and love it.
RIP and WDE Mr. Penny.
by alexanderkotov on Feb 29, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Do Michigan and Nebraska share the same aisle at Wal Mart?
Both Jupiter and Charlie Weis have 4 rings. Coincidence? I think not.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 29, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, but only Wal-Mart Wolverines go there.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
No.
We have several other aisles to shop in with post-WWII merchandise.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 29, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions
I am so not surprised at this
+1 for ingenuity
by LincolnParkWildcat on Feb 29, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions
TROLL SOLO HARD
@hopesolo
RT @Taina_Fenili_: @hopesolo u look like a lesbian porn actress! Do u know? porn actress! porn actress and bitch!>> So you rented my film?
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
We knew Chloe was up to something.
I'm a wreck loose in society.
by Narrow Right on Feb 29, 2012 7:48 PM EST up reply actions
Who still rents porn?
Twitter for even more of my crap.
Now at 256. Headed for 215. This is to publicly shame me until I do it.
by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 29, 2012 7:50 PM EST up reply actions
Missourians?
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on Feb 29, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Whoever pays for porn
likes wasting money.
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
by DONSLIQ on Feb 29, 2012 8:02 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
yup
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 29, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions
So, Utah and Mississippi
Looks like your assertion is on the right track
by Synaesthesia on Feb 29, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions
I just read the SI article...dear God.
I certainly hope someone can come in and clean up the mess; it’s too good a program to embarrass itself like this.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
calipari is always willing to take a call
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 29, 2012 7:47 PM EST up reply actions
Part of me wonders if they'll call Beilein, and if he'd listen.
He’s a solid coach and a man of great character. I know he says he would like to retire at Michigan, but I wouldn’t blame him if he wanted to take a shot at a historic program like UCLA.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Bahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 29, 2012 7:49 PM EST up reply actions
By the way
this is in reference to moar suffering for Southern Cal, not UCLA.
You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 29, 2012 8:00 PM EST up reply actions
I thought he was leaning that way, no?
If not, can we hit them with sanctions anyway?
You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 29, 2012 8:06 PM EST up reply actions
Just send Muhammad to the Mountain West Conference
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly
by saxattack29 on Feb 29, 2012 7:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Would be a tough loss for UK's recruiting class
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Feb 29, 2012 7:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
My main takeaway from the UCLA araticle was not the earthshattering story that was foretold
but that Reeves Nelson is an exceptional douche and you had a couple recruiting classes that went south. Shit happens that way sometimes.
Sposed to be SEC
DS Hays, your book is quite good, judging by the fact that I've read about 2/3rds of it in 2 days
But I swear to God if I read “Duma sighed” or “Duma flexed his wings in anger” one more fucking time, I’m going to personally take a shit in your shoe
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
IMPORTANT FACIAL HAIR RELATED QUESTIONS:
The beard pic is a week and a half of growth so it will fill in more.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
Personally, I'm a no beard guy.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 29, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions
I can't grow beards
I could but it would be irritable as my facial hair loves to crawl back into my face.
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
by DONSLIQ on Feb 29, 2012 8:10 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Expected comments on this paper:
“Congratulations. You have done the exact minimum to pass this class.”
at which point I’ll be all
If you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 29, 2012 7:56 PM EST reply actions
I think my favorite professor feedback of all time was
“You kind of missed the point, but wrote it so well I’m still giving you an A-/B+”
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
how would one cite the Bible in a bibliography?
If you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 29, 2012 7:59 PM EST reply actions
mla?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 29, 2012 8:00 PM EST up reply actions
the only good thing to ever come from purdue
bible is near the bottom.
http://owl.english.purdue.edu/owl/resource/747/06/
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 29, 2012 8:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
just could that site.
thank ya.
If you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 29, 2012 8:03 PM EST up reply actions
and by could I mean found.
it’s bedtime.
If you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 29, 2012 8:03 PM EST up reply actions
and by bed you mean beer
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 29, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions
Rec'd for this being the most interface with Purdue I've ever had
/sorry Purwho, imaginary fans don’t count
/purdue doesn’t exist, etc
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 29, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions
MLA or APA?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
MY GOD THAT'S TURABIAN'S MUSIC
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 29, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions
My girlfriend had a professor at GSU (who I thankfully never had for a grad class)
who put a portion on tests (without telling students it was going to be there) that they had to give proper citations in Turabian without having the book. Who the fuck does that?!? That’s why we HAVE the book in the first place! The professor said she would expect seniors to be able to give proper Turabian citations without the book. Ummmmm… that’s crazy in my opinion. Sure, I could probably get pretty damn close to a perfect citation without the book, but why would you put that on a test?
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 29, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions
Please tell me this is grad school
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 29, 2012 8:12 PM EST up reply actions
No, it was her senior year in undergrad.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 29, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions
Turabian was pretty easy/made the most sense though. Unless it was something really obscure, she should have been fine.
Same thing with Bluebooking cases and L.R. articles.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 29, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions
Is this what you're citing?
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room." - President Merkin Muffley
by I_Call_The_Big_One_Bitey on Feb 29, 2012 8:02 PM EST up reply actions 8 recs
FICTION OR NONFICTION HARF HARF HARF
OH GOD THE SPIDERS
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 29, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
Bout to go get some wings brah
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 29, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions
That pizza went HAM
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 29, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions
meats
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Are you taunting KG?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly
there is only one way that can end
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 29, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions
indeed, bring one of these
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 29, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
sorry, all
how do I do image height?
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 29, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions
We'll allow it
Because it makes the joke funnier.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 29, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions
inbetween the "img" and the "src" in the imagine light button, do "height=###"
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 29, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions
I'm looking to get something meat, cheese and bacon based
Just my little personal act of rebellion against the Big Three
gahhhhh I want some burgers.
If you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 29, 2012 8:16 PM EST up reply actions
My favorite new discovery
Is that you can buy premade pizza dough at Trader Joe’s for a buck a serving.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
It turns make your own pizza
From costing about the same as delivery to far, far cheaper. Unless you want to make homemade crust, which just… good for you…
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
I was eating pizza at seven; I got home at 5:30.
If I’d thought about dough this morning, I could have cut nearly an hour from that time.
THey said Mizzou Arena is sold out
But a noticeable number of fans in the first five rows are masquerading as empty seats.
I'm a wreck loose in society.
Ha.
/doesn’t like Mizzou
//thinks the SEC was fine at 12
///bitter
////drinks
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Feb 29, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions
/raises beer
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
Would those be the booster's area?
They were probably indeed sold, but the bastards didn’t bother to turn up.
Ambitious, but rubbish.
So I think the Dallas-Pittsburgh game is at a neutral site.
At least from what I can tell based on crowd noise.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
Halfway between Dallas and Lubbock, right?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Wichita
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 29, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions
between this paper and tomorrow's midterm, I'm running out of brain.
I just want it to shut up and do its job so I can get back to killing it with beer.
If you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 29, 2012 8:18 PM EST reply actions
Inviting ridicule.
But I found Grantland’s oral history of the Palace brawl quite fascinating.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
thanks for reminding me to finish it.
they make it seem a lot scarier then i ever seemed to perceive it.
I wanna lose 3 pounds.
by willbechampions on Feb 29, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions
For all you nascar fans
I would like to point out that I have a 23 point lead on him in the standings.
Also the Boulevard Jeep drove really well today.
Reposting from Monday night...
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 29, 2012 8:25 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
How is meme formed?
How macro get pragnant?
And because Auburn men and women believe in these things, I believe in Auburn and love it.
RIP and WDE Mr. Penny.
by alexanderkotov on Feb 29, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
How the fuck a poster cross the memes?
#sour
by Mango Stasi on Feb 29, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I accidentally the whoe Purdue
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 29, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions
Man, my C train has been hooked up all week long.
I got to thank the Metropolitan Transit Administration and the boys back at the shop, they did a heck of a job. We’ll get ’em again at Queens.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
wait, marquette is #7?
i was watching the uc game without paying much attention, just assuming they were a 10 win team based on play.
you go, bearcats.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 29, 2012 8:26 PM EST reply actions
Oh don't put fucking Saban on. God damnit. Let me watch the game in peace.
And because Auburn men and women believe in these things, I believe in Auburn and love it.
RIP and WDE Mr. Penny.
You get Saban and you will like it!
"Shabbat Shalom motherfuckers" Mordechai Jefferson Carver
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
/le mute
And because Auburn men and women believe in these things, I believe in Auburn and love it.
RIP and WDE Mr. Penny.
by alexanderkotov on Feb 29, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions
lol Kenny Gabriel just packed that dude's shit.
And because Auburn men and women believe in these things, I believe in Auburn and love it.
RIP and WDE Mr. Penny.
Glad to know he's back.
Damn shame he hasn’t been surrounded by better players while he was at Auburn. He’s pretty damn good, but no one really knows about him.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 29, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah. This game is almost unwatchably bad.
And because Auburn men and women believe in these things, I believe in Auburn and love it.
RIP and WDE Mr. Penny.
by alexanderkotov on Feb 29, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions
Have I polished off a bottle of wine this evening?
Yes, I have. Have I also just realised that I am out of prosciutto? Yes, I have. And did we lose to fucking Costa Rica earlier today? Yes, we did.
MOAR WINE.
Triple Crown Winners. Fi yn hoffi.
No great stories, more of an accretion of problems
I’m the only one who’s taken out the trash, done the dishes, or mopped the floors in 2 years. Which sucks when they leave their trash on the floor if it’s near full and don’t even rinse their dishes and just leave them wherever they were eating. I’m also in charge of all maintenance problems and paying all bills. These kids are fucking five year olds in 25 year old bodies.
Sposed to be SEC
Put dirty dishes in their beds.
Bullshit ends quick.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
The reason I don't deal with it is it takes far more effort than just handling it myself
Trust me, I tried, a lot, our first year. Defensiveness, they haz it.
Sposed to be SEC
Other law students, I take it?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
More effort at the start, but probably less effort in the long run.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 29, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
I know that feel bro.
If you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 29, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
Lean plates up against their bedroom doors to fall into their rooms when door is opened
Similar with their garbage. Maintenance and bills need to be done, and they don’t seem mature enough to handle it if they can’t do their own dishes.
Get your own place?
Triple Crown Winners. Fi yn hoffi.
Hi are you me in my junior year of undergrad?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 29, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
I know that feel
Up until yesterday, our apartment was really gross, with dishes and trash piling up. Roommate A has been giving snide remarks about the state of the apartment, but has done nothing to improve said state. Yesterday he leaves a note by some random piece of trash asking Roommate B to throw out his garbage. Arrogant. Fucking. Asshole. So Roommate B and I cleaned up the entire apartment, except we left that piece of trash in the middle of the kitchen counter with a middle finger drawn on the note he left.
I’m also ready for roommate-less living
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
by wahoocrew on Feb 29, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
This is why I ate the cost and lived by myself my last year at Auburn and for the two years I was in Statesboro for grad school
I did NOT want to put up with roommate bullshit. It was so nice living on my own. The extra cost wasn’t fun, but it was so worth it.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 29, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions
Seconded
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Feb 29, 2012 9:15 PM EST up reply actions
Do they not have ways to match up roommates according to living manners?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 29, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions
i really don't even think it's a living manners thing
i mean, my one roommate is REALLY good about dishes and a super clean person. yet she somehow left a lot of her dishes for me to clean as i was the last one to leave before spring break #bitter
I wanna lose 3 pounds.
by willbechampions on Feb 29, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions
You just gotta work at it
I’m good with everything except for dishes. If anything gets said, I would do it immediately.
my roommates are SO non-confrontational
i really think my roommates are fine with my dishes habit (ie, i sometimes forget about them) but if they aren’t i wish they would just say something
I wanna lose 3 pounds.
by willbechampions on Feb 29, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions
I've been bad the last week or so
But usually i’d let em sit for a few days and would then do em all in one fell swoop.
This.
And because Auburn men and women believe in these things, I believe in Auburn and love it.
RIP and WDE Mr. Penny.
by alexanderkotov on Feb 29, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions
Your engineer friends have just discovered how to keep indoor spaces warm
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 29, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions
ESPN's Joe Schad has learned that fire may be an important discovery.
You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 29, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
Joe Schad reports wheel skeptics think inventors could be cutting corners in the manufacturing process.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 29, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Joe Schad reports this new farming trend has led to a drop in hunters
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 29, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions
Darren Rovell says it's time to short Zug and Erg's Arrowheads.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Sire, our scientists have discovered the secrets of IRON WORKING!
Play hard or play elsewhere.
by lhb98 on Feb 29, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
/next nation over somehow has gunpowder
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 29, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
trade iron working for currency
profit
by UMR_Rugger on Feb 29, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
BUILD. ALL. THE LEGIONS.
You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 29, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions
Great space for advertising on the walls of the rain god's temple. #branding
You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 29, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
these cities are really missing a chance on advertising, clients will go nuts for new territory
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 29, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
In other news, Louisville looks like it may lose to South Florida.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Feb 29, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions
They s'posed to be Big East, but every time I see them they're escaping by the skin of their teeth.
Or toiling in a low-scoring game with Syracuse.
I'm a wreck loose in society.
by Narrow Right on Feb 29, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
All I know is that Lvl is going to wreck some brackets' shit this year.
You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 29, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions
Well, monsters, time to go be a dad for a bit
Whoever can do the 3 cone drill the fastest is in charge
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
wooo!
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 29, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
Aw don't be a bitch Kendrick Perkins
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
Lol wat.
You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 29, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions
Ah, so you manipulate it as a microscope slide.
Which it basically is.
Don’t tell me Old South has never used a microscope.
Are you using an interociter down there?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 29, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
/Plays South Carolina fight song thingy
Both Jupiter and Charlie Weis have 4 rings. Coincidence? I think not.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 29, 2012 9:15 PM EST up reply actions
#18 Louisville loses to South Florida
Lulz
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Feb 29, 2012 9:11 PM EST reply actions
BUT THAT JUST SHOES THE OVERALL QUALITY AND DEPTH!!!
Both Jupiter and Charlie Weis have 4 rings. Coincidence? I think not.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 29, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
Holy shit, it's time for a hair cut tomorrow. Seriously. For srs this time.
My hair tangles if I don’t comb it. It feels like pain.
You and me both.
My hair is starting to curl of its own accord. Do not want.
Triple Crown Winners. Fi yn hoffi.
counterpoint
balls, and things that can happen to them
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 29, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
lol this.
I wanna lose 3 pounds.
by willbechampions on Feb 29, 2012 9:18 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
I know it's time for a hair cut
when I can’t dry my hair with about 5 swipes of the towel.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 29, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions
balding, live alone, work from home
so have a bad habit of delaying haircuts longer than is reasonable.
exhausted.
going to sleep. maybe will wake up in the middle of the night and see y’all here, but hopefully I’ll sleep till 7, then wake up and cram for this damn test.
If you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 29, 2012 9:12 PM EST reply actions
Trying to help my producer think up Monkees puns to tease the obit about Davy Jones
Ambitious, but rubbish.
He missed the last train to Clarkesville?
You’re in daydream disbelief?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 29, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions
"Look Out (Here comes tomorrow)"... For the rest of us?
"Shabbat Shalom motherfuckers" Mordechai Jefferson Carver
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
May be rather unpleasant at the office tomorrow
I got a call from the help desk at 1945 that the dashboard can’t connect to the database. I went through this with these people back in December that I am NOT to be on 24/7 call, but that I took the job to design a schema and write integration code, NOT to be a core DBA. Yet since starting there in October I’ve been continually dragged into backups, streams management, installations and even, God help me, Linux systems administration. I’ve written about 200 lines of code, and only now have been able to get started on what I was supposed to be doing.
It is no part of my contract to be on 24/7 support, nor does it even authorize it. There will be words tomorrow.
"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there." -- Captain Ron
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 29, 2012 9:21 PM EST reply actions
Good luck.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Feb 29, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, it won't get that serious
But this is classic bait-and-switch, and I’ve been around the barn too many times to fall for it. I’ve got 28 years of working with DoD systems, 25 in development, and 14 as a DBA/architect. I know what I signed up for and what I didn’t; and if the words “on call support” had even been mentioned in the interview I would have turned it down. I took it BECAUSE it involved designing a schema and developing the code to support the app.
I was kind of miffed that so much of the job had already been done, because I like starting from scratch and gathering requirements, and building the whole thing myself. I’ve already shuddered at some of the things I’ve seen in the design, and my overall opinion is that it’s over-engineered and under-thought.
So there’ll be no problem tomorrow.
"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there." -- Captain Ron
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 29, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions
Heads must be rollin'... good luck
"Shabbat Shalom motherfuckers" Mordechai Jefferson Carver
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
The downside to competence is being needed.
I work for development, and I’ll do systems DBA work when the grumpy old fuck who’s been there a decade and can’t work with anyone quits or dies, and not before.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 29, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
Rock M Nation spent half of their link-roundup thread yesterday talking about Star Wars.
The SBNation blogs, or at least some of them, are a very nerdy bunch.
I'm a wreck loose in society.
I'm shocked, shocked, to find nerds on this internet
/just got back from Dungeons & Dragons game…
Fucking bullshit foul call.
And because Auburn men and women believe in these things, I believe in Auburn and love it.
RIP and WDE Mr. Penny.
Falling asleep.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
No; I just imagine there's an occasional crash mixed in with the staying up until 2 every night.
That or I have carbon monoxide poisoning. I woke up this morning to BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP. I took the batteries out and went back to sleep.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
i feel that. i have not been programmed well enough as an engineering student to overcome that crash.
i’m hoping that was just a low battery warning.
I wanna lose 3 pounds.
by willbechampions on Feb 29, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions
Well, you're on break, which means you can sleep for 12 hours every day.
I bought new batteries, which still beeped. I opened a window and blasted the fan while I was at work, and put the batteries back in when I got home. Still beeped.
The window is closed, because it’s 40 and raining. The fan remains on. Hopefully whatever this is can sort itself out soon enough.
(This happened junior year of college as well, but we just took the battery out, which was fine except for the time one of my roommates put a paper plate in the toaster oven.)
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
that's the michigan difference, right there
I wanna lose 3 pounds.
by willbechampions on Feb 29, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions
Perhaps call the power company to check it out. They have special equipment to verify a leak/verify a faulty detector.
When I was in Kalamazoo, I recall that my landlord had to pay for this inspection when my detector went off. I can’t recall if that was a clause in my lease, but it may be similar for you.
It looks like a faulty detector.
Reading the label on the inside of the battery cover says “Replace batteries when unit chirps every 30 seconds”, which is what it’s been doing (even after replacing the batteries). I take this to imply that it does something more obnoxious if there’s actual carbon monoxide in the room. The machine’s probably just dying.
I’ll call the building superintendent tomorrow or Friday or something to get a new one. I guess it could be worse.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
We had a gas leak last Christmas
Had the gas company (the one that actually owns and operates the lines, not the one that bills you) come out, and they fixed it in about an hour. You already pay for their services through your bill, so it shouldn’t cost you anything.
Triple Crown Winners. Fi yn hoffi.
Also, if it's a dual CO/smoke monitor, that very well may be your problem.
I’ve heard those things are turrible.
As am I
Wanted to go to bed around 10:30 last night. Ended up going to bed around 1. I iz dumb and unfocused.
very
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 29, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions
Quite
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Feb 29, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions
I'm being angry at ESPN3
And because Auburn men and women believe in these things, I believe in Auburn and love it.
RIP and WDE Mr. Penny.
by alexanderkotov on Feb 29, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions
you added a number to espn
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 29, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions
Haven't played that in far too long.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 29, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions
same, I can not remember how to attach rockets to the main fuselage
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 29, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions
Funny you should mention that
Here’s a gif of the KermanVz at liftoff:
"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there." -- Captain Ron
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 29, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Not if you attach enough struts, I'm assuming.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 29, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
The aeroelastic coupling can be a wrought-iron bitch.
I’ve thought about hacking purely to get some swept fixed fins.
That baby is as solid as a rock
and it JUMPS off the pad. Puts that whole 2nd/3rd state assembly at about 15km before running out of gas.
Here’s the whole sad tale of the mission:
Descent to Mun. Note fuel remaining and number of tanks.
Touchdown on the Mun. Note all engines green on board to left.
Liftoff from Mun. Kerbal, we have a problem.
Unrecoverable spin and things flying off and exploding.
Last second of life for the boys.
Damage report afterward showing engine damage that board did not.
"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there." -- Captain Ron
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 29, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh, yeah, I haven't had any luck at all with direct tail-sitters. Fins only up in this bitch.
This has the benefit of usually allowing abort-to-orbit if I am flying sober.
It
"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there." -- Captain Ron
by An 'eer with a beer on Mar 1, 2012 1:15 AM EST up reply actions
Total reply fail
I meant to say, before my laptop decided to send me four pages away, that it may be hard to see, but there is a center rocket engine. The outer engines are expendable on landing. If they make it, great, but if they don’t, I can take off on the center engine alone. I found the four engines to be more stable than four fins; plus, I think that four engines make for an easier landing by spreading the thrust over a larger area. Like sitting on a four-legged vs. one-legged chair.
"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there." -- Captain Ron
by An 'eer with a beer on Mar 1, 2012 1:20 AM EST up reply actions
Grocery store time then more writing about malpractice and trying to get another applictation done too...
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 29, 2012 9:53 PM EST reply actions
I think Alabama's basketball team gets away with more holding at home
than their football team does. Holy shit.
And because Auburn men and women believe in these things, I believe in Auburn and love it.
RIP and WDE Mr. Penny.
Final: Missouri 78, Iowa State 72.
I’d tell them to go to hell, but they’re already in Missouri.
I'm a wreck loose in society.
by Narrow Right on Feb 29, 2012 10:02 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
Rec'd
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Feb 29, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions
Come on, now.
Hell is a dry heat.
You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 29, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions
Please rate the level of my desperation as I watch voluntarily Dallas Stars Pittsburgh Penguins
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
8
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Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 29, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions
Maybe you can watch Northwestern bouncyball?
by Bus Crasher on Feb 29, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions
Anyone watching Iowa-Nebraska gets a solid 12.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
FYI all, the score is tied, in the last three minutes. 3 all
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
Anyone watching Purdue ever gets an i.
by MGoEcon on Feb 29, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
We have been spared. That game is not on TV in Iowa.
And a good thing, because just inside the second half they’ve scored a total of 50 points.
I'm a wreck loose in society.
by Narrow Right on Feb 29, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions
probably not the level of desperate that my mom was at this afternoon
she was watching the BTN replay of minnesota-wisconsin (last night). i mean WHAT
I wanna lose 3 pounds.
by willbechampions on Feb 29, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions
she said she wanted to see how the game turned out
not like you could look up the score online
I wanna lose 3 pounds.
by willbechampions on Feb 29, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions
Wisconsin basketball!
So nice, it’s worth watching twice!
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
so, people look really deep into pokemon
mind blown
http://defaultprime.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/1279338787563.jpg
http://cartoonoveranalyzations.com/2009/04/09/pokemon-explained/
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Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
Dear DirecTV:
Once you’ve gone to the “Don’t have a grandchild witha dog collar”, please don’t bring that weak-ass “don’t wake up in a ditch” shit in here.
Play hard or play elsewhere.
Excellent - you reminded me that MAYHEM is apparently on a local specific Albany commercial talking about a jamoke
that followed too close behind a pissed off plow driver on I-90 and the plow driver goes “oops” and scrapes a big gash in said tail gaters car when he passes.
Made me laugh.
Anyone else with local versions of MAYHEM?
I don't have CFB.......BOO. I VOLUNTARILY watched hockey. And yes, I am a female.
What's there?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Asshole cops, homeless people, drug addicts, homeless drug addicts, drug addicted asshole cops, homeless asshole cops, and homeless drug addicted asshole cops
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Feb 29, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
And Graeter's ice cream.
Should’ve stopped.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Mmmm, Graeter's
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "
Now available in "Skyline Chili" flavor!
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Pfftt.
I’ll defend Skyline like a proper southwestern Ohioan, but if you’ve already braved downtown Cincy, you may as well go to Camp Washington.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Y'all are taking over down here
There are now 2 Gold Stars in Lexington and they’re building a Graeter’s (after just closing a whole bunch of them 2 years ago).
Sposed to be SEC
Closing down Graeter's?
It’s good you’re getting one back, but it takes a special type of incompetence not to make money with a Graeter’s retail location.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
They were replaced with Orange Leaf frozen yogurt
If I have to concede anything to Cincinnati, I went to Graeter’s with a friend from Cincinnati and I tried that raspberry chocolate chip stuff, and it was really fucking good. I’ve never seen bigger chunks of chocolate in ice cream before.
Sposed to be SEC
It's because they hand-pour it!
Delicious, can’t wait to get some when I go back
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "
Have anybody heard about a phone with 41 megapixel camera?
I don’t even know ANY camera with 41 megapixel…
Time for a shoot out in Dallas. Oh that doesn't sound historical at all.
I don't have CFB.......BOO. I VOLUNTARILY watched hockey. And yes, I am a female.
by Boatdrinks on Feb 29, 2012 10:21 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
apparently a Penguin just rain out of room
I don't have CFB.......BOO. I VOLUNTARILY watched hockey. And yes, I am a female.
and now a Star is down one also. Even up one each
I don't have CFB.......BOO. I VOLUNTARILY watched hockey. And yes, I am a female.
was waiting for that sprinkle on top!
I don't have CFB.......BOO. I VOLUNTARILY watched hockey. And yes, I am a female.
northwestern down 3 with 41.2 seconds to go and they just got the ball back due to an OSU travel
I wanna lose 3 pounds.
by willbechampions on Feb 29, 2012 10:29 PM EST reply actions
Given that it's Northwestern
I’ll bet that NW will not win this game
by Bus Crasher on Feb 29, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions
/CLANK
osu got a defensive rebound but the NW player stole it. THEY WON’T GIVE UP
I wanna lose 3 pounds.
by willbechampions on Feb 29, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions
/stumbles in
Holy shit, you guys, I need a beer.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "
Left home at 7 this morning to get to school and do some grading.
Had to shepherd a prospective math teacher around from 8 until 1, then got on the bus to go to the first game of our opening season baseball tournament, where we lost 13-11 in extra innings, got on the bus to come back home, bus driver got pulled over for speeding, just got back to my house at 10:20
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "
Well your basketball team just escaped Evanston by the skin of its teeth.
Hopefully that provides a jolt of energy.
(Though, IIRC you don’t care much for sqeekyfouls.)
I do not- but aren't the Nerds bad at basketball?
I thought OSU was supposed to be good this year…
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "
An OSU
The last couple of times I’ve seen them, they’ve looked like a team with a sure-fire top three pick (Sullinger) surrounded by guys who appear to be trying to shoot their way into the draft. On a recent broadcast, Jay Bilas said Thad Matta should take a time out “to introduce the rest of his team to JJ Sullinger.”
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
At least you'll now aim to go for NIT Semi!
Would NW put the banner up for going to NIT Semi?
by Bus Crasher on Feb 29, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions
If Michigan wins out, an Ohio State victory over Michigan State gives Michigan a share of rhe conference title.
Adventures in strange rooting interests!
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
(the)
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
also, i'm convinced we will DERP at illinois.
I wanna lose 3 pounds.
by willbechampions on Feb 29, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions
It is possible.
But Illinois of late appears to give not a solitary fuck about anything, and Bruce Weber is a dead coach walking in an ugly dark orange sportcoat.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Yes, they beat Iowa.
Apparently hatred of Iowa is sufficient to rouse the Fighting [REDACTED] from their sleepwalking.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
ILLINOIS HATES IOWA
I'm a wreck loose in society.
by Narrow Right on Feb 29, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions
yes we do
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Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 29, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
I don't see it happening, mostly because Illinois is a trainwreck of a dumpster fire right now.
by Mango Stasi on Feb 29, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions
In a really weird 3-9 sequence, Illinois have lost to
Northwestern, Penn State, Minnesota, Purdue, and Iowa.
They have beat Michigan State and Ohio State during those sequence.
It’s a weird team.
by Bus Crasher on Feb 29, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
Didn't they also lose to Nebraska?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
The phrase "36-4 run" is involved.
I mean, they didn’t seem to be playing hard at Crisler. But when I say they don’t seem to give a solitary fuck, this is what I’m talking about.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
They gave up a 17-2 run to end the first half.
And, inspired by Bruce Weber’s halftime speech, they gave up a 19-2 run to start the second.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Miami lost to the Poop Shirts (ummmm . . . I mean Bowling Green) tonight and will almost certainly lose 20 this year.
Not the way Charlie Coles deserved to retire.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
/pops top, hands to Mike Lew
/what’s got ya hemmed up?
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 29, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions
See above
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "
//Throws gin bottle
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 29, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
no wonder he burns so much
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Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 29, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions
Hey, y'all, look how southern we are here in Kentucky, y'all!
But not as far south as ACS’s birthplace.
You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 29, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
Someone mentioned that going from Cincinnati to northern Kentucky was like crossing into another country?
Fair or no?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 29, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
Cincinnati is in Northern Kentucky
whomever told you that is a LIAR
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "
YOU TOOK THE AIRPORT, YOU GET IT ALL!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "
Well, like going from Egypt to Sudan, I guess.
Hotter and worse.
You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 29, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Well, sure . . .
. . . as long as your analogy is the Ambassador Bridge. Ohio and Kentucky don’t so much border around Cincy as blend together, and the Kentucky influence stretches at least as far north as Hamilton(!).
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I'd've said that with confidence -- were there anything left of Dayton.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
But but but, Dayton's got historic brickwork!
/gunshot
//thump
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "
There's a reason they held the Balkan peace talks there.
It reminded all the conferees of home.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Can't be too far south
Public school grads managed to put the apostrophe in the right place.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I'm officially applying to the North Carolina bar, by the way
And not totally for the purposes of Southyness (i.e., I might be willing to work in Charlotte, which is as southern as manhattan).
Sposed to be SEC
Manhattan?
Charlotte is more like Indianapolis with stock cars.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Bankers
Except they forgot to bring the fun parts of New York
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 29, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
On behalf of the city of New York, I would like to propose a trade.
The city of Charlotte receives: Brooklyn.
The city of New York receives: nothing.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Counter offer:
The city of Charlotte receives: Brooklyn.
The city of Charlotte gives Brooklyn to Durham in exchange for Duke University.
The city of New York calls its option to Duke University.
The city of New York receives Brooklyn.
Sign here.
Sposed to be SEC
Trade Duke University for $24 worth of beads? (Y/N)
I'm a wreck loose in society.
by Narrow Right on Feb 29, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
This is going to require a business partner.
Siberia receives: Duke University, Brooklyn, Yankee Stadium, David Stern.
New York receives: Mikhail Prokhorov, snow, ten people who give a shit about hockey, and a yak to be named later.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I think the yak already arrived . . .
. . . and I’m pretty sure it took a shit in the cab I got on my last trip in from LGA the night before I arrived.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
No.
That was Stern.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
But it receives not having Brooklyn.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 29, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
Great, great school. Damned shame about the basketball team.
More seriously, it’s hard to go wrong spending some time on Franklin Street exploring, but I’d also encourage you to head north out of town on NC-86 about six or seven miles to eat at Allen & Sons Barbecue. The entire Triangle area is a great place to be a graduate student — three good research universities that share a lot of resources, some interesting outside activities for younger folks, and relatively cheap rent compared to towns where most similarly prestigious schools are located.
Londonjoe lives in Durham right now, so he knows a lot more about it these days than I do.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Thanks, I appreciate your thoughts.
I’m arriving well before the official visit starts, so I’ll try to do some of this exploring on my own.
If you're up for a nicer dinner . . .
. . . Crooks Corner is a local classic and a long-time temple of “new Southern” cooking. Bill Neal, the guy who used to run the place, was a legend. Other aspects of Chapel Hill are similar to Ann Arbor, but the town is a bit smaller and the entire place is prettier — particularly once the azaleas start blooming.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Make a reservation.
You won’t regret it. (And Allen’s is open early enough that my younger boy ate a full BBQ plate as his breakfast when I picked him up from camp last summer, so you might be able to hit both.)
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Thanks!
I’ll probably do Allen’s for lunch on Thursday (before official activities begin) and Crooks for dinner on Saturday (after official activities end).
For Allen's . .
. . . you’ll think you’ve gone too far out of town and missed it. You haven’t. It’s off of NC-86 (Airport Road) on the left hand side at the corner of Mount Sinai Road and next to the railroad tracks. It looks like hell on the outside — just like a good BBQ place is supposed to, and you’ll see a full parking lot.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
The gender ratio is about 60% female to 40% male.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
this sounds like hell.
After midnight on a rainy night last week in Chapel Hill, N.C., a large group of sorority women at the University of North Carolina squeezed into the corner booth of a gritty basement bar. Bathed in a neon glow, they splashed beer from pitchers, traded jokes and belted out lyrics to a Taylor Swift heartache anthem thundering overhead.
a gritty basement bar. with sorority girls. singing taylor swift.
I wanna lose 3 pounds.
by willbechampions on Feb 29, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions
Only problem I see is the Taylor Swift
And two outta three ain’t bad.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 29, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions
what is north shore gritty alex?
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Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 29, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions
No doorman.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 29, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions
All the weekends in Asheville?
All the weekends in Asheville.
You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 29, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
Nope. Four words for you.
Davidson. Football. Season. Tickets.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
That's where I'm heading Saturday morning
Asheville is the most underrated city I’ve ever been to. It’s slowly losing that quality but it’s still amazingly underdiscovered. DON’T TELL THE OHIO FUCKS.
Sposed to be SEC
Sorry, we know.
:-)
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "
I was sadly disappointed by the fact that our 15 year old from Illinois knew about St. George Island
No place is safe
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 29, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
None at all-
and St. George is OK, but I like Hunting Island, SC much better
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "
Beaufort is hardly a secret at this point
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 29, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, I know, definitely not secret-
just like it more…hell, it’s part of the reason I chose to work in Savannah
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "
Pawleys Island in SC please.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 29, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, it is.
I can see why people like that, but it’s not my style
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "
My dad is from Georgetown, and it's not near as preppy as Litchfield and not as overcrowded as Myrtle Beach.
Also close to Murrell’s Inlet and Georgetown for seafood.
Never saw a lot of the preppy stuff; my family likes it because it’s pretty low key and not too developed, but you’re close enough to everything else.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 29, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions
//Only if the wind is blowing a certain way
And last few times I’ve been there, it hasn’t been as bad. Used to smell it all the time at my grandmother’s house in Georgetown.
///Pours one out for the steel mill.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 29, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions
Hog Heaven BBQ
Best in the world
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Feb 29, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You like the correct BBQ.
Man is it a hole in the wall, but that’s what a BBQ place is supposed to look like, dammit.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 29, 2012 11:46 PM EST up reply actions
I apologize for nothing, but I shall only bring the good few of my kin there
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 29, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
You better keep them in line
Else I’ll have to retreat to Wakulla and points further east
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 29, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions
Wakulla is fun too!
/lived in Tallahassee for two years
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "
/march'd to the sea
I will do my best to keep them in line
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 29, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE....
LOOK WEST AND SEE THAT EVEN THE DEAD CAN BEG
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 29, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER hippie shit BEER BEER BEER.
You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 29, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
Forgot Mountains OH SHIT A FUCKING CASTLE
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 29, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
We have those in Georgia too, so it ain't no big deal.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Mar 1, 2012 12:39 AM EST up reply actions
Dude have you been to every restaurant in the southeast?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 29, 2012 11:48 PM EST up reply actions
If possible, I like trying the famous places of everywhere I go
And I like going to a lot of places, so long as they are in the South
Sposed to be SEC
Never knew Hog Heaven was famous. Thought of it as more of a local joint.
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by Socrates Johnson on Mar 1, 2012 12:01 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah, I guess Hog Heaven is something of an exception to that
That was tipped off by a friend with some property on Pawleys.
Sposed to be SEC
Ah. I was tipped off from some of my dad's family.
They are far removed from the preppy part of that area.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Mar 1, 2012 12:05 AM EST up reply actions
Aww, a wedding in Sicily!
Surely these two kids will have a lifetime of happiness, right?
Play hard or play elsewhere.
THEY HIT A 3
GUS JOHNSON ON THE MIC
AHHHHH
I wanna lose 3 pounds.
by willbechampions on Feb 29, 2012 10:32 PM EST reply actions
well...I guess Buckeyes squeaking out of Evanston is good for us
I would prefer an Ohio team that still has a chance at the B1G to go into EL than one on a 2-game losing streak playing to salvage their seeding
Why oh why must color commentators talk / argue over each other. Jesus
I don't have CFB.......BOO. I VOLUNTARILY watched hockey. And yes, I am a female.
Hopefully, this won't cause Metta World Peace to have bad Auburn Hills flashbacks.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Interest. Newsletter. Etc.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Evening, all
only 300 comments in 3 hours? Slow night.
LOL I OLD
I'm a wreck loose in society.
by Narrow Right on Feb 29, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions
Now I get paid to write papers
instead of paying someone to read the papers I write. Score!
indeed, but some of us are procrastinating hard
fuck the time period from winter to spring break, not only for school, but for the depression that always hits me now.
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 29, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
I just have to clip one down for a conference.
I’m literally done with all of my classwork for 11 hours this semester except a few readings, a final exam and a presentation. What the fuck kind of crack was I on these last six weeks?
And because Auburn men and women believe in these things, I believe in Auburn and love it.
RIP and WDE Mr. Penny.
by alexanderkotov on Feb 29, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
Finally got the dog settled down.
Other than tracking down dinner for the family, he had my undivided for about five solid hours.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Hey, what's your thought on the report?
I was shocked at the start, but now I’m not so sure. Some fans (especially those in Bruins Nation) sound like Notre Dame fans when they keep mentioning about tarnishing John Wooden’s legacy and what not. (
by Bus Crasher on Feb 29, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
/tips
//falls
///boom
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 29, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
Aggies, you're our younger brother, and we love you.
But don’t ever take sides agaist the conference again.
Ever.
Play hard or play elsewhere.
Sorry but Kentucky is already Fredo.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 29, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
I think you mean S&M
Both Jupiter and Charlie Weis have 4 rings. Coincidence? I think not.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 29, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions
It ain't the way they wanted it!
They can handle things! They’s smart! Not like everybody says… like dumb… They’s smart and they want respect!
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 29, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions
???
You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 29, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
...
Both Jupiter and Charlie Weis have 4 rings. Coincidence? I think not.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 29, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions
/picture of empty Alumni Stadium
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 29, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
That guy did his part
His hat alone takes up 25 seats
Both Jupiter and Charlie Weis have 4 rings. Coincidence? I think not.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 29, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions
You know what makes this Chick-Fil-A sandwich even better?
Its got just the right amount of ketchup
Both Jupiter and Charlie Weis have 4 rings. Coincidence? I think not.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 29, 2012 11:59 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Its half trolling, half reality
I really am eating some chick-fil-a right now with ketchup
Both Jupiter and Charlie Weis have 4 rings. Coincidence? I think not.
by The Assman 1 on Mar 1, 2012 12:01 AM EST up reply actions
I love love love Chick-fil-A
But I’m holding fast to my resolve and trying to avoid eating it if at all possible. #teampopeyes
THERE IS CHICK FIL A NEAR YOU AND YOU AREN'T EATING IT?
As a person with only 1 chick fil a in my current state, I don’t approve of this.
Well, the organization takes some stances and makes some statements that I heartily consider to be absolute fuckery of the highest degree
So I dont buy a sandwich from em. Small protest, but it’s my way.
Bojangles is better
Both Jupiter and Charlie Weis have 4 rings. Coincidence? I think not.
by The Assman 1 on Mar 1, 2012 12:10 AM EST up reply actions
Bojangles Id have to say is best
Followed by Chic-Fil-A, Popeyes, and Hardees. Although Hardees seems to vary a lot from location to location
Both Jupiter and Charlie Weis have 4 rings. Coincidence? I think not.
by The Assman 1 on Mar 1, 2012 12:12 AM EST up reply actions
Fried Chicken Rankings are as follows:
1. Chick Fil A
2. Popeye’s
3. KFC
3.5 Wendy’s Spicy Chicken Sandwich
4. Bojangles
5. Church’s
KFC? Wendy's?
Both Jupiter and Charlie Weis have 4 rings. Coincidence? I think not.
by The Assman 1 on Mar 1, 2012 12:16 AM EST up reply actions
Well, I meant for the Cary Grant Get Out gif...but that works too
Both Jupiter and Charlie Weis have 4 rings. Coincidence? I think not.
by The Assman 1 on Mar 1, 2012 12:20 AM EST up reply actions
This begs the question how you accidentally linked this one...
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Mar 1, 2012 12:22 AM EST up reply actions
I may or may not have posted this on a different board
Both Jupiter and Charlie Weis have 4 rings. Coincidence? I think not.
by The Assman 1 on Mar 1, 2012 12:23 AM EST up reply actions
KFC makes me want to belk about 98% of the time
I wanna lose 3 pounds.
by willbechampions on Mar 1, 2012 12:24 AM EST up reply actions
Patton Oswalt goes here...
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Mar 1, 2012 12:25 AM EST up reply actions
That is surprisingly actually pretty good
Its better than their pitiful excuse of fried chicken
Both Jupiter and Charlie Weis have 4 rings. Coincidence? I think not.
by The Assman 1 on Mar 1, 2012 12:26 AM EST up reply actions
their gravy is crack.
their biscuits shouldn’t be called biscuits. they should just be called baked dough nodules.
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by Orangebowl81 on Mar 1, 2012 12:52 AM EST up reply actions
i can have it once every few months. in small portions.
one of my uncles can eat it almost every night for dinner…he nearly does….AHHH
I wanna lose 3 pounds.
by willbechampions on Mar 1, 2012 12:26 AM EST up reply actions
Nay...
1. Popeyes
2. Wife Savers (local chain)
3. Bojangles
4. Chic-fil-a
5. Churches
6. Maryland Fried Chicken
7. Mrs. Winners
8. KFC
Now, for hottest fried chicken, you’ll have to go to Nashville, TN, to Princes Hot Fried chicken. Be prepared to wait. Get it to go.
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by Orangebowl81 on Mar 1, 2012 12:26 AM EST up reply actions
Left off... Krispy Krunchy, should be around #5.
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by Orangebowl81 on Mar 1, 2012 12:28 AM EST up reply actions
Still have to go with Bojangles over Popeyes, but the rest that I have actually been too looks in order
Both Jupiter and Charlie Weis have 4 rings. Coincidence? I think not.
by The Assman 1 on Mar 1, 2012 12:29 AM EST up reply actions
well, some would disagree...
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by Orangebowl81 on Mar 1, 2012 12:39 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Isnt that from Lil Nicky?
Both Jupiter and Charlie Weis have 4 rings. Coincidence? I think not.
by The Assman 1 on Mar 1, 2012 12:40 AM EST up reply actions
yuuup!
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by Orangebowl81 on Mar 1, 2012 12:41 AM EST up reply actions
I don't want Dave Hester in my EDSBS
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Mar 1, 2012 12:42 AM EST up reply actions
By the way, you need a longer signature
Both Jupiter and Charlie Weis have 4 rings. Coincidence? I think not.
by The Assman 1 on Mar 1, 2012 12:45 AM EST up reply actions
Why the hate between us tonight?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Mar 1, 2012 12:52 AM EST up reply actions
Alexanderkotov isnt here
I need someone to go match wits with
Both Jupiter and Charlie Weis have 4 rings. Coincidence? I think not.
by The Assman 1 on Mar 1, 2012 12:52 AM EST up reply actions
I see whom I must team up with next time then.
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by Socrates Johnson on Mar 1, 2012 12:55 AM EST up reply actions
Youll have the birds on your side!
Both Jupiter and Charlie Weis have 4 rings. Coincidence? I think not.
I've seen the end of Home Alone 2.
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by Socrates Johnson on Mar 1, 2012 1:07 AM EST up reply actions
Was that the one where that crazy kid somehow stopped two robbers from getting him through crazy antics and pranks and various traps
Both Jupiter and Charlie Weis have 4 rings. Coincidence? I think not.
The second one, this time in the big city!
And with the help of the crazy homeless lady and her pigeon army. Who spoke pidgin English.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Mar 1, 2012 1:15 AM EST up reply actions
Mrs. Winners.
/Microphone dropped
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Mar 1, 2012 12:17 AM EST up reply actions
I am kind of creeped out by the ones near me because the people always respond 'my pleasure' with a weird forced smile when I say thanks or ask for anything.
They’re like robits or something, but the food keeps me coming back.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Mar 1, 2012 12:10 AM EST up reply actions
I don't care to consort with those of the robit race.
You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 1, 2012 12:11 AM EST up reply actions
the people at panda express always say "my friend" when they ask if i want to add a drink
i just feel so loved.
I wanna lose 3 pounds.
by willbechampions on Mar 1, 2012 12:16 AM EST up reply actions
At least you weren't dubbed 'sugar muffin.'
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Mar 1, 2012 12:18 AM EST up reply actions
i usually go with creepy/annoying
I wanna lose 3 pounds.
by willbechampions on Mar 1, 2012 12:19 AM EST up reply actions
Be sure to visit Baltimore sometime
Hon.
"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there." -- Captain Ron
by An 'eer with a beer on Mar 1, 2012 1:33 AM EST up reply actions
I am the David Eckstein of trolling
Both Jupiter and Charlie Weis have 4 rings. Coincidence? I think not.
by The Assman 1 on Mar 1, 2012 12:02 AM EST up reply actions
No World Series MVP yet VanPelt
Also are you giving up a kidney for a family member yet?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Mar 1, 2012 12:04 AM EST up reply actions
Maybe I'll give you the Julio Frranco of trolling instead because it's been going loger than it needs to but it still isn't bad yet.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Mar 1, 2012 12:06 AM EST up reply actions
I thank Franco was actually even older than he said he was
Both Jupiter and Charlie Weis have 4 rings. Coincidence? I think not.
by The Assman 1 on Mar 1, 2012 12:07 AM EST up reply actions
So my post is even more correct.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Mar 1, 2012 12:08 AM EST up reply actions
Skyline on top?
You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 1, 2012 12:02 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
So wait now you're anti-ketchup?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Mar 1, 2012 12:02 AM EST up reply actions
...
Both Jupiter and Charlie Weis have 4 rings. Coincidence? I think not.
by The Assman 1 on Mar 1, 2012 12:05 AM EST up reply actions
Anybody wanna go to Del Taco?
You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 1, 2012 12:12 AM EST up reply actions
That place is heaven
Ridiculous bourbon selection, tequila pitchers that will fuck your shit up and then some, and the best tacos I’ve ever had.
/drools
[Bob Griese goes here]
Both Jupiter and Charlie Weis have 4 rings. Coincidence? I think not.
by The Assman 1 on Mar 1, 2012 12:14 AM EST up reply actions
I met her up at the Del taco
I said you hella fine she said you el guapo
She was like “I don’t date crackers or actors”
“Matter of fact, I’m a rapper”
Sposed to be SEC
Yeah it was pretty much made for 8-Ball
I watched the video on repeat about 100 times
Sposed to be SEC
Del Taco is living proof...
that most people would rather eat dog crap at a cheap price than get something good and maybe pay a little bit more. Del Taco’s in the south dissappeard long ago because, well, the cheap dog crap of Taco Hell put them out.
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by Orangebowl81 on Mar 1, 2012 12:31 AM EST up reply actions
Chik-Fil-A chicken has its own unique smell to it...its great
Both Jupiter and Charlie Weis have 4 rings. Coincidence? I think not.
This post has its own unique position to it...its great
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by Socrates Johnson on Mar 1, 2012 12:18 AM EST up reply actions
Your comment has its own unique hate in it...its not that great.
Both Jupiter and Charlie Weis have 4 rings. Coincidence? I think not.
by The Assman 1 on Mar 1, 2012 12:19 AM EST up reply actions
I meant that comment with its own unique type of joke in it...its not that great
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Mar 1, 2012 12:22 AM EST up reply actions
Also...I dont know what it is they put in their vanilla milkshakes, but they are my tomacco
Both Jupiter and Charlie Weis have 4 rings. Coincidence? I think not.
by The Assman 1 on Mar 1, 2012 12:34 AM EST up reply actions
Im guessing they use some sort of Coca-Cola or Pepsi-Co lemonade
Both Jupiter and Charlie Weis have 4 rings. Coincidence? I think not.
by The Assman 1 on Mar 1, 2012 12:38 AM EST up reply actions
You are obviously a Chick-Fil-A newbie if you include Pepsi in your discussion of it.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Mar 1, 2012 12:40 AM EST up reply actions
I dont ever get any drink other than water from restaurants
Both Jupiter and Charlie Weis have 4 rings. Coincidence? I think not.
by The Assman 1 on Mar 1, 2012 12:41 AM EST up reply actions
i'm like this too, most of the time
pop makes me full and i’d rather enjoy a full meal
I wanna lose 3 pounds.
by willbechampions on Mar 1, 2012 12:45 AM EST up reply actions
/Sits in restaurant for 2 hours for wi/fi
//Gets free drink of water, nothing else
Both Jupiter and Charlie Weis have 4 rings. Coincidence? I think not.
by The Assman 1 on Mar 1, 2012 12:46 AM EST up reply actions
Yes, the animostiy between us was going to come out eventually now that I see you for what you really are VP
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Mar 1, 2012 12:59 AM EST up reply actions
I have to have my unsweet tea though.
No filling and also caffeine.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Mar 1, 2012 12:51 AM EST up reply actions
although if it's fast food and they have one of these fountains... i'm more likely to get pop
just because they’re fun and i can get some random flavor
I wanna lose 3 pounds.
by willbechampions on Mar 1, 2012 12:48 AM EST up reply actions
Those are cool
They have them in Moe’s Southwest and thats about the only time I get anything other than water, just to play with the machine
Both Jupiter and Charlie Weis have 4 rings. Coincidence? I think not.
by The Assman 1 on Mar 1, 2012 12:49 AM EST up reply actions
A shill for big cereal, mannnnn
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Mar 1, 2012 1:16 AM EST up reply actions
See, it depends on the restaurant
Getting a burger? Probably gonna have a beer or a soda, depending on the time of day. Nice place? Beer or red wine, depending on the dish, and usually mainly water after the main course gets to the table
Wrong-o, moose breath.
Chick-Fil-A lemonade is made from scratch. I sure as hell made enough of it to know.
Play hard or play elsewhere.
Listening to music and can't decide.
#TeamTemptations or #TeamFourTops
Leaning toward the latter at the moment.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Mar 1, 2012 12:56 AM EST reply actions
Can't deny that, but there are too many groups to open up to more, and he's not a vocal group. (Though the bass from the Four Tops helped write "What's Goin' On")
I mean, both teams here made great songs, but the Four Tops kept the same lineup for so long, and they had the baritone sing lead instead of a tenor. I dunno.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Mar 1, 2012 1:06 AM EST up reply actions
Oh, well I didn't know we were doing Motown singing groups.
#TeamTemptations
Unless #TeamSmokeyRobinsonAndTheMiracles is out.
Yeah gotta give Smokey some props. Also the Isleys.
Dammit you’ve made things worse. First there were two now there are 4. The slippery slope has been started.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Mar 1, 2012 1:17 AM EST up reply actions
Princes Hot Chicken...
mentioned above (Nashville).
We got the hot because drinking buddy thought they had extra hot and this wouldn’t be as hot… WRONG. they have Hot, medium and mild.
Now, you may have to wait because they only have a few ‘seasoned’ pans to fry it in and its one of those places popular with the locals. there are tables there, but they are for waiting, not dining.
The story goes that a woman was mad at her man for running around on him and was going to get even. So, she made the hottest chicken she could to get even with him. Turns out, he liked it. The rest is history…
Anyway, we got the hot and took it back to the hotel room. It’s a piece of chicken on a slice of bread with hot sauce dripping down it. Let me just say we like hot food, so we didn’t think it could be that hot. So i grab a little piece of bread that has some hot sauce on it just to get a taste…
I ate it… grabbed a beer, downed it quickly, stuck my head under the faucet and drank copious amounts of water.. but still it burned!!! red liquid started dripping from my nose. No, it wasn’t bleeding, the hot sauce had burned through to my brain and was cooking it out!
Once I got over the initial burn, i peeled the skin off, which had the most hot sauce on it, and just tried to eat the meat. Still, the hottest food I’ve ever eaten.
So, you’ve been warned…
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This is why newbies are advised to get mild or, at the most, medium their first time.
I love hot food, and my roommate laughs at the ‘911’ wings at Hooters, but neither of us have moved past Medium at Prince’s.
There’s actually a step ABOVE what you had, it’s referred to as the “cleansing chicken”, because you cannot be very far away from a toilet for 24 hours after eating it…
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NOM
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
Prince's was written up in a recent Bon Appetit
Where Andrew Knowlton (“The Foodist”) was taken on an eating tour around Nashville by Dan Auerbach (as the Black Keys continue their steady march toward taking over pretty much everything).
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Which Bon Appetit?
February’s? I’ll have to read through that one to find it, if so.
Triple Crown Winners. Fi yn hoffi.
Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Hapus.
I think that's the one.
My older son spends more time with Bon Appetit than I do normally, and they have tickets for the Keys’ show here in DC next week, so he was particularly interested in this article.
http://www.bonappetit.com/magazine/2012/02/nashville-with-dan-auerbach
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Excellent.
I think that’s the one with a fried chicken leg on the cover. Yes, I still get magazines delivered. Paper ones, no less.
Triple Crown Winners. Fi yn hoffi.
Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Hapus.
Anyone awake?
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 1, 2012 1:12 AM EST reply actions
No it's 0914 there
You mean the hippest time zone
Fuck Clemson
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Mar 1, 2012 1:18 AM EST up reply actions
Good.
Because it’s drunj o’clock here
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 1, 2012 1:19 AM EST up reply actions
Hellbeast stories or just drunj Sash?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Mar 1, 2012 1:21 AM EST up reply actions
None other than she went down with us and just sat on the same stool and pouted. The. Whole. Time.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 1, 2012 1:27 AM EST up reply actions
Oh. You guys should seriously just have an intervention with roommate and all.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Mar 1, 2012 1:30 AM EST up reply actions
I'm suggesting it but all the others seem cold-footed about it.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 1, 2012 1:31 AM EST up reply actions
Well, why do they actually giver her attention while she pouts?
That’ll make it worse.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Mar 1, 2012 1:33 AM EST up reply actions
No. Not at all
But they have to live with the boyfriend another year. I don’t. But I am not going this alone
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 1, 2012 1:37 AM EST up reply actions
What's the westside like?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Mar 1, 2012 1:30 AM EST up reply actions
It's the Santa Monica/West LA area
Very nice, but by no means the only place to go out in LA. Definitely less funky than other places, though I suppose a bunch of them are from the midwest so that sorta makes sense.
I'm not familiar with LA at all really, so yeah. Rich-ish area?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Mar 1, 2012 1:32 AM EST up reply actions
How's LA on transit? Is it like Atlanta where to go out you need a DD?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Mar 1, 2012 1:36 AM EST up reply actions
Subway that closes? Gwah?
Actually not sure whether MARTA closes at a certain time; I only use it occasionally. The transit is one redeeming factor of the NYC/LI area
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Mar 1, 2012 1:40 AM EST up reply actions
I think Boston's closes early too, which makes even less sense
Are you in NYC or LI? One of my best friends lives in Brentwood and roughly 3/4 of my graduating class lives in The City.
I go to school in LI, but my girlfriend lives in Hoboken, so I do as well on weekends.
We spend a lot of time in the city, so I use the system a lot. Also, used to the PATH also running 24/7. But NJTransit shuts down around 100, and from what I remember about SEPTA in Philly, it shuts down kind of early too.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Mar 1, 2012 1:57 AM EST up reply actions
Not to get spidery
But SImmons’ new podcast is an interview with POTUS. He says he wants an 8-team playoff, but is encouraged by the 4-team proposal.
But every witty comment I want to make in response is, damn it.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
Tell your friend POTUS he has a funny name.
Play hard or play elsewhere.
by lhb98 on Mar 1, 2012 9:36 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Did you spend last night with a call girl, Sam?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "
"The president, while riding his bicycle, came to a sudden arboreal stop."
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "
What's my name?
My name doesn’t matter. I am just an ordinary citizen who relies on the Times crossword for stimulation. And I’m telling you that I met the man twice. And I recommended a pre-emptive Exocet missile strike against his air force, so I think I know how…
"They hang up on my every time"
“That’s almost hard to believe”
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "
One of the best pilots ever made.
Usually shows take a while to really hit a rhythm, WW nailed it moment one.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
"I am the Lord, thy God. Thou shalt have no other gods before me."
“Boy, those were the days, huh?”
Best. Entrance. Ever.
Play hard or play elsewhere.
I fairly routinely say "I drink from the keg of glory, [insert person's name]. Bring me the finest muffins and bagels in all the land."
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "
I believe he's been on record as supporting a playoff for a while now.
But still, cool to see that he’s still on the bandwagon.
I'm impressed.
Getting Bill Simmons to even mention college football must have taken a lot of politicking and negotiation.
by Mango Stasi on Mar 1, 2012 9:30 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Good morning commentariat, hope you all have a lovely March.
THEY LIKE MARIJUANA TO SMOKE AND ALTER THEIR MINDSET AND THINGS. -Dr. Norris Camacho
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Mar 1, 2012 9:35 AM EST reply actions
Psh, nothing bad is gonna hap-
/stabbed in the back
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "
I'm wary of the Tides
If the brute force method fails, you didn't use enough brute force.
by AubEng on Mar 1, 2012 9:36 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
fucking permacloud
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 1, 2012 9:54 AM EST up reply actions
grumble grumble
Looks like a few days’ reprieve, though.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Mar 1, 2012 9:59 AM EST up reply actions
you have me to thank for this since I won't be back until Monday.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 1, 2012 9:59 AM EST up reply actions
February 2012 may literally have been the best month of my adult life.
No pressure, March.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
Care to elaborate?
THEY LIKE MARIJUANA TO SMOKE AND ALTER THEIR MINDSET AND THINGS. -Dr. Norris Camacho
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Mar 1, 2012 9:43 AM EST up reply actions
As I announced yesterday, NEW JERB
But also some huge steps forward in some other areas (long-term career stuff).
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
YES!
Really though, I met a composer who’s had a decent amount of success and who likes the way I write and wants to work together, so we’re working on some ideas, and if one clicks, he’s got the connections to seriously get something done with it.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
Imma Hangup 'N Lissen: The Musical
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Mar 1, 2012 9:48 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Gradulations.
That actually really does sound awesome. Good luck, and I fully expect us to be informed when something comes of this venture.
Triple Crown Winners. Fi yn hoffi.
Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Hapus.
Thank you.
I’ll let y’all know. Also, I was only about half-kidding when I said the Hellbeast story would make a good… something. Movie? TV pilot?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
Rent -- South Dakota
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
"First shot Hellbeast, driving the roomates crazy for over a year"
“I’m not happy!”
“So we hear.”
Play hard or play elsewhere.
by lhb98 on Mar 1, 2012 9:53 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That's kinda what I was thinking.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
A Mid-Tuesday Night MACtion's Dream
by Mango Stasi on Mar 1, 2012 9:48 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Aggies in America: A Pay-Day Fantasia on SEC Themes
by Attie Hat on Mar 1, 2012 9:51 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
How to Succeed in Baton Rouge without Really Trying.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
by TexaninNYC on Mar 1, 2012 9:52 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Alabama!
Alllllabama where the cash gets paid for all the games…
Play hard or play elsewhere.
by lhb98 on Mar 1, 2012 9:54 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
This has promise.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
Talladega,
Talladega men have named you….
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Mar 1, 2012 9:57 AM EST up reply actions
I just had a horrible realization...
Somewhere in Alabama there has been a production of Romeo and Juliet where the families were rival fans, and this was done completely unironically.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
♬♬♬♬ Only a communiss
Would be seen in a Ford
Come near my Chevrolet
And taste now my sword ♬♬♬♬
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Mar 1, 2012 10:22 AM EST up reply actions
Oh yeah, forgot about that. When does new jerb actually start?
i.e. when do you start seeing that cash money?
THEY LIKE MARIJUANA TO SMOKE AND ALTER THEIR MINDSET AND THINGS. -Dr. Norris Camacho
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Mar 1, 2012 9:45 AM EST up reply actions
I go in for two days next week to shadow the current person in the position.
(Who was promoted from within, which is always good to hear). Then I start for real a week from Monday, on the 12th.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
Mike DuBose as the Fool?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
It's Green Beer Day . . .
. . . in Oxford, Ohio.
http://www.wlwt.com/video/30577060/detail.html
Miami used to schedule spring break over St. Patrick’s Day, so the students just declared GBD the Thursday before break. Looks like the entire thing has moved up a week this year.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I only got to Green Beer Day once...
I’d love to go back, before I’m so old that it’s obvious I’m too old for it
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "
fuckin ohio.
Rolla, MO has green EVERYTHING starting yesterday for the next 2 weeks.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 1, 2012 9:55 AM EST up reply actions
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