HAIR RAID OFFENSE, AN UNAIRED SBNATION PILOT
by Run Home Jack on Feb 27, 2012 12:14 PM EST
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Print(As you've all seen by now, SB Nation is launching an all-out video attack on you, the unsuspecting offseason populace. Many of us pitched proposed shows to our Illuminati overlords. Some were selected for production. Others, like this question and answer show featuring myself and Luke, were not. We present the transcript of our NEVER BEFORE SEEN pilot for you below.)
RHJ: Hello, and welcome to AIR RAID OFFENSE, the show where two unqualified jackasses answer your questions about anything and everything college football by making fun of B2K.
Luke: Let's get started with our first question, shall we?
RHJ: Ok, this one comes from Matt D. in Panama City, Florida. Matt asks "With the departure of West Virginia from the Big East this season, who do you think is poised to step up and win the conference?"
Luke: Great question, Matt. So many teams have questions at quarterback going into the start of spring practice. Questions like, "Denard Robinson — Most successful little person quarterback or most successful little person quarterback who worked at a GameStop 3 years after graduation?" It's just too early to tell, really.
RHJ: True that, Luke. Next question, sent via Twitter from @runthedive. "Jack and Luke - how long will it be until we see Nick Saban working around new oversigning rules by forcing the swim team to offer a scholarship to a four star defensive tackle?"
Luke: The question's asked in the spirit of humor, but I do worry that we're already starting to see the spread of some less than savory tactics in the Big 10. Already, Ohio State's lowered the bar on the entire conference's academics by admitting thugs, sex offenders, and idiots who otherwise couldn't qualify for admission to a major college. They'll never have the caliber of minds like Ryan Mallett and Tate Forcier. Michigan fans are right to shame the Buckeye football program for hiring a noted pathological liar, bad father, and emotionally manipulative husband. Theirs just eats a baker's dozen boxes of savory parmesan bites and freebases whole milk to get up in the morning like a real American should.
RHJ: There's a lot to unpack there, but, um, let's try to address these questions and not just bash one school. Here's a great one, from Lisa T. Lisa asks "Lots of people seem ready to put USC in the national championship game, but do you think the Trojans have what it takes on defense to go all the way?"
Luke: My favorite of Junior Hemingway's work was "Move Your Feet For Whom the Bell Tolls."
RHJ: Dammit, Luke, we're not talking about Mich-
Luke: Morgan Trenton, New Jersey is my favorite U.S. capital that can't cover future NFL busts at the college level.
RHJ: Seriously, we talked about this. This show has to be more than just you going nuts abo-
Luke: There's nothing quite like mocking Ohio State academics then spending your parents' savings on a law degree you'll use to write 6000 words on a false paradigm as to why Jay-Z's moving the Nets to Brooklyn will create an inauthentic fanhood that can never live up to the authenticity that being a New York Knicks fan from Springfield, Missouri who got a John Starks jersey at your bar mitzvah creates.
RHJ: (sighs) That's all we have time for on this edition of Hair Raid Offense. Tune in next week when we look at some of the biggest position battles going on around the country.
Luke: MICHIGAN FOOTBALL — BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING LIKE VICARIOUSLY WEIGHING YOUR SELF-WORTH ON BEATING A SHITTY RUNNER UP ACC TEAM NO ONE THOUGHT SHOULD BE IN THE BCS AND FULFILLING A LIFE GOAL OF OWNING PROPERTY IN WEST BLOOMFIELD CHARTER TOWNSHIP, MICHIGAN
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HEY!
I DIDN’T BUY PROPERTY IN WEST BLOOMFIELD!
One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
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by blanx73 on Feb 27, 2012 12:17 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Yet.
You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 27, 2012 12:22 PM EST up reply actions
Well... I have ideas, too, SBN...
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I'm Banana dammit!!!
by BurritoBrosShits on Feb 27, 2012 12:20 PM EST reply actions 13 recs
So much "WANT" and "DO NOT WANT" simultaneously cascading throughout my cranium.
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Feb 27, 2012 12:24 PM EST up reply actions
WANT TO WATCH
DO NOT WANT TO USE
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 27, 2012 12:31 PM EST up reply actions
In next weeks episode, we'll watch this pompadour
lead its version of the Hair Raid Offense in the Hate Barn, which may or may not have its first female Yell Leader by the end of this week.
SUPER BOWL WINNING QUARTERBACK
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 27, 2012 12:39 PM EST up reply actions
"The show where two unqualified jackasses answer your questions about anything and everything"
You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 27, 2012 12:26 PM EST reply actions 10 recs
"I hate everything." "BACK IN CHICAGO-"
Yup, well under 15 words. Proud of myself.
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Feb 27, 2012 12:27 PM EST up reply actions
DEE-FEND YA BOY
Writer/Analyst/Head Chef
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Feb 27, 2012 12:32 PM EST up reply actions
THIS
When right-hand jackass first appeared in the Washington Post, it seemed like his every analysis began, “When I was back in Chicago…,” or “On the [insert name of Chicago pro sports team here], they would…”
Even “This one time, at band camp,” wasn’t so annoying.
"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there." -- Captain Ron
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 27, 2012 3:37 PM EST up reply actions
Are you saying "back in Chicago" could be salvaged
If Wilbon shoved a flute up his pussy?
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
... so I'm going to go get trashed to get that image out of my head
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 27, 2012 5:11 PM EST up reply actions
I'll have you know...
…that one of those jackasses has a degree in journalism from NORTHWESTERN UNIVERSITY, which has to be a good school because nobody ever hates on their football program. Do you even know how smart you have to be before your Division I football team can be universally liked and respected in this day and age?
www.mgoblog.com
by Misopogon on Feb 27, 2012 12:32 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Man, fuck Northwestern.
Only sissies wear purple.
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by jonfmorse on Feb 27, 2012 12:32 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
I did too- I was gonna rage against him, but then I read the name...
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "
my high school wears purple... carry on.
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 27, 2012 4:01 PM EST up reply actions
They employ me.
No comment.
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Feb 27, 2012 12:33 PM EST up reply actions
/pats Northwestern on the head
Aww, cute. It think’s it’s an NCAA Tournament team.
by Mango Stasi on Feb 27, 2012 12:35 PM EST up reply actions
You might want to talk to Iowa fans about that.
You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 27, 2012 12:38 PM EST up reply actions
They make things too difficult
Sample blog entry on the subject:
“…so in conclusion dear readers, this is why I believe Kirk Ferentz should be hailed as the model for class in coaching and…”
BREAKING NEWS: IOWA RUNNING BACK SHOOTS THREE TEENAGERS
“…should be credited for never falling victim to the myriad temptations that plague all other programs, such as 5-star recruits, and spread offenses, and cornerback depth char….”
BREAKING NEWS: DRUNK HAWKEYES SAFETY ACCIDENTALLY RUNS OVER LEG OF IOWA RUNNING BACK
“…ts. Kirk has earned the long-term respect of the coaching community as a worthy successor to the great legacy of Hayden F…”
BREAKING NEWS: IOWA’S ENTIRE DEFENSIVE LINE CAUGHT TRYING TO DISPOSE OF 30 TONS OF MARIJUANA BY BURNING IT IN PRACTICE FACILITY; ENTIRE RUNNING BACK DEPTH CHART DIES IN ENSUING FIRE.
www.mgoblog.com
by Misopogon on Feb 27, 2012 12:48 PM EST up reply actions 13 recs
Not loud enough.
I saw a girl crying tonight. When I asked why she said: "Because everybody lost."
Black Shoe Diaries
@runthedive
by Peter Gray on Feb 27, 2012 12:26 PM EST reply actions 9 recs
expert covert soccertrolling there
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Feb 27, 2012 12:27 PM EST up reply actions
Dreadlocks sticking out of football helmets?
Somewhere right now, a Penn Live commenter is cracking his knuckles before typing out a racist tirade.
I saw a girl crying tonight. When I asked why she said: "Because everybody lost."
Black Shoe Diaries
@runthedive
Elsewhere on the internet
a NDNation poster has just finished describing dreadlocks sticking out football helmets in a combination of terms from 4th Century theology and corporate finance.
You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 27, 2012 12:43 PM EST up reply actions
DREADLOCKS-WEARERS ARE SUNK COST APOSTATES.
You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 27, 2012 12:55 PM EST up reply actions
TACKLING BY DREADLOCKS IS A PARIDIGM SHIFT IN UTILIZING YOUR TACKLING SKILLS
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 27, 2012 2:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
linky?
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 27, 2012 3:59 PM EST up reply actions
I just saw that
very nice
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by I_Call_The_Big_One_Bitey on Feb 27, 2012 12:28 PM EST up reply actions
What's funny is
Versus totally had a show like this…. with people sitting in front of their webcams.
Twitter: RyanMcD29
The internet carries a show with webcams too.
Yes, sir I've seen them. Yes, sir I was aware that they're are all white. They are not from Portugal; they're from Spain and at birth, they're not white; they're black. Sir.
So Sayeth the Twitters: @gowithmcgehee
guess i'll point out the Pitino jibe.
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GTHTSUN
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by CoastalCowbell on Feb 27, 2012 1:53 PM EST up reply actions
I DO NOT HAVE A LAW DEGREE
If I was going to waste my parents’s money I’d do it on something more useful, like baccarat or Rudy’s sports drink company.
Rudy had a sports drink company?
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 27, 2012 12:31 PM EST up reply actions
It's like Gatorade, only with more fraud and SEC investigations.
by Mango Stasi on Feb 27, 2012 12:34 PM EST up reply actions
So would you say that is drink company
was financially Off-sides?
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Feb 27, 2012 2:31 PM EST up reply actions
Yes he did.
Ironically enough it ended with lawyers getting involved.
THEY LIKE MARIJUANA TO SMOKE AND ALTER THEIR MINDSET AND THINGS. -Dr. Norris Camacho
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 27, 2012 12:34 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, but its success turned out to be wildly exaggerated and borderline fraudulent.
Shocking, I know.
You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 27, 2012 12:35 PM EST up reply actions
I only wish I'd wasted my parents' money on a law degree
instead of Sallie Mae’s, repayable at threeve percent interest.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
If this doesn't become a thing
I’m going to do a show with… someone.
You’ve been threatened warned.
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I'm in, if I can play LukeZim's role
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "
I was actually hoping to get someone
who, combined with me, would be really annoying.
Can you imagine 30 minutes a day of Jon and Albino?
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devidee darling.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 27, 2012 12:36 PM EST up reply actions
Show would end within two minutes
and I would need the combined power of EDSBS Legal LLC to get me off the hook.
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BUT IT WOULD BE THE MOST ENTERTAINING HIGHLY RATED SHOW EVAH for those 2 minutes
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 27, 2012 12:40 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I would watch
THEY LIKE MARIJUANA TO SMOKE AND ALTER THEIR MINDSET AND THINGS. -Dr. Norris Camacho
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 27, 2012 12:52 PM EST up reply actions
The aforementioned two minutes would be nothing but Missouri jokes.
I'm a wreck loose in society.
by Narrow Right on Feb 27, 2012 1:13 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not sure he's aware of the existence of "Missouri".
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a 49 state guy huh
/grandpa simpson
by UMR_Rugger on Feb 27, 2012 1:29 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh, I can be annoying
trust me
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "
FIRST GUEST(S): CATLAB
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Feb 27, 2012 12:34 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"Three's Company", with jonfmorse, Go Big Rev, and lhb98
lhb98: Welcome to “Three’s Company”, I’m your rmoderator, lhb98, and with me as always are resident K-State fanatic jonfmorse, and everyone’s favorite Bible-thumpin Cornhusker, Go Big Rev.
jonfmorse: (clears throat loudly)
lhb98: Yes, jon, you’ve been paid in advance.
jonfmorse: Great! As you were saying, welcome to “This Week in Longhorn Ownership”, where we break down the various ways to break hearts in Austin. Up first, our review of Garrett Gilbert’s…
Go Big Rev: Not so fast, jon. I can’t help but notice the way this show has started catering to the Longhorns, and I’m not gonna stand for it any more.
jonfmorse: What do you mean, Rev?
Go Big Rev: Before those hussies showed up, everything was in its proper place. You accepted OUR money, you accepted OUR beatings – all was right with the world. And now you’re just gonna shack up with them because you can win a few games? I don’t think so. I bet HAIR RAID OFFENSE would love to have me on board.
lhb98: True, Rev – but it’s not like you can just walk out. You gotta find a way to move out with style…
(Plays video of “roll left”)
(Go Big Rev curses uncontrollably. jonfmorse falls out laughing)
Go Big Rev: Seriously, Jon? That’s it. I’m outta here.
lhb98: But Rev, there’s still a second left in the show!
(muttered curses from offscreen)
lhb98: Well, that’s “Three’s Company” for this week, join us next week when
jonfmorse:… when noted fan ‘eer with a beer takes Rev’s seat at the table, and we work up another triangle of ownership!
lhb98 (under closing credits): Jon, quit stealing my lines!
jonfmorse: The term is intercepted. Next time make the paycheck a little more… equitable.
Play hard or play elsewhere.
by lhb98 on Feb 27, 2012 12:53 PM EST up reply actions 13 recs
people in my office are staring at me...thanks.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 27, 2012 12:55 PM EST up reply actions
Those boneheads in production forgot the Eric Crouch clip.
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/Cancels his subscription
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Feb 27, 2012 1:40 PM EST up reply actions
/'eer with a beer pulls on brand-new WVU/BIG XII t-shirt, sits down and cracks a can of Genny Cream ale
“I’m just happy to be here. I wanna play day-to-day, just do what I can to help the team.”
//opens another can
“It’s really great to be over here in a real conference, where at least if you lose a game people will say, ’Well at least they lost to a football team named for a state, and not some shitass city commuter college.”
///opens another can
“I… I… I love all you guys!”
////falls out of chair
/////jonfmorse writes “I FUCKD MY SISTER” on ‘eer with a beer’s forehead with Sharpie
"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there." -- Captain Ron
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 27, 2012 3:49 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Now, now, come on.
I would never stoop so low. It’s not like you’re Arkansas.
I’d write cousin, not sister.
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Hey now, why you gotta go drag Arkansas into this?
What’d we ever do to you?
THEY LIKE MARIJUANA TO SMOKE AND ALTER THEIR MINDSET AND THINGS. -Dr. Norris Camacho
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 27, 2012 4:52 PM EST up reply actions
yeah, my money would be on some backwoods in tennessee.
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 27, 2012 4:54 PM EST up reply actions
Ah, you are a relative newcomer, it seems.
I have entirely too many family members in NW Arkansas.
They all, every last one of them, belong on Jerry Springer.
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Arkansas born and bred. Don't get me wrong, we have our fair share of unique individuals.
But please remember that we weren’t the ones that just voluntarily joined a conference that has Texas in it. In fact, we left it over 20 years ago.
THEY LIKE MARIJUANA TO SMOKE AND ALTER THEIR MINDSET AND THINGS. -Dr. Norris Camacho
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 27, 2012 4:59 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, and I still blame you for that.
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I love you, Luke
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "
by MikeLew on Feb 27, 2012 12:33 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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luke is the wildcard here
the swaim here.
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 27, 2012 12:34 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You're Gossip Girl????
That explains EVERYTHING
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 27, 2012 12:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Is it sad that I recognize this as a joke?
Yes, yes it is.
THEY LIKE MARIJUANA TO SMOKE AND ALTER THEIR MINDSET AND THINGS. -Dr. Norris Camacho
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 27, 2012 12:53 PM EST up reply actions
Is it worse that Boozy made the reference?
Yes, yes it is.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 27, 2012 12:56 PM EST up reply actions
Y?
U NO LIKE BLAIR WALDORF?
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 27, 2012 1:10 PM EST up reply actions
come on now...you know i like blondes.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 27, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions
ew. and no.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 27, 2012 1:25 PM EST up reply actions
Is it because he's had sex with Angelina?
That would be ironic because there are a lot of guys have said they don’t find her attractive because she copulated with Billy Bob Thornton.
/circleoflife
THEY LIKE MARIJUANA TO SMOKE AND ALTER THEIR MINDSET AND THINGS. -Dr. Norris Camacho
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 27, 2012 1:29 PM EST up reply actions
Sandy blonde?
WOOD.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 27, 2012 1:30 PM EST up reply actions
THIS
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 27, 2012 1:39 PM EST up reply actions
It's sadder that I did.
And my only defense is that I watched an episode of it out of morbid curiosity after running out of many other alternatives on a long-haul flight back from Europe.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Also
I’m pretty sure /lolgeneralstudies.jpg goes here.
You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 27, 2012 12:34 PM EST reply actions
Omigod they're obsessed with us again
Wait wait wait wait wait you’re saying Ohio State fans are all like, thinking about us again? THEY’RE OBSESSED WITH US AGAIN! WE’RE BACK! WEEE’REE BAAAAAAAAAACK!
Also West Bloomfield should never be mentioned ever without reference to bad driving. Somebody in our state with a very developed sense of humor thought that WB and East Lansing were the best two places to introduce roundabouts. This worked out as humorously as you supposed, if you imagine mangled human bodies and used ’90s Jeeps humorous.
www.mgoblog.com
The vaunted obsession obsession complex!
The Christian persecution complex of football. Sorry amigo, I still give zero damns for you and your whole state.
by Luke Zimmermann on Feb 27, 2012 12:48 PM EST up reply actions
so few damns.
I have heard of this supposed stinginess of damns. In fact if I’m not mistaken, they even wrote a song about the damns not given to the tune of “Old Gray Mare,” so that hundreds of thousands of ordinary citizens who are not obsessed with Michigan may gather together and declare with united, repetitious chanting, this great message of withholding all damns.
Asking like srs for a second: do you guys say we think we’re persecuted? By other people than a few local hack journalists who didn’t like the old coach I mean? Arrogant pricks yes, self-deprecating to the point of immolation absolutely, but persecuted I had to do a double-take. I kind of thought we were all agreed though that THE Ohio “#CamBurrows Drops to #15 on ESPN #Conspiracy!” Commonwealth College were the universally acknowledged CPCoF.
www.mgoblog.com
Back in a minute
Gotta make popcorn.
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It's times like this when I wish I had joined the Bingo game.
THEY LIKE MARIJUANA TO SMOKE AND ALTER THEIR MINDSET AND THINGS. -Dr. Norris Camacho
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 27, 2012 1:12 PM EST up reply actions
Nonononono just trying to gauge the level of non-damns.
Wins and losses are too noisy, final rankings too biased. So I am developing a new tracking metric for program strength: Rival Obsession Index. The index notes which of our many rivals are trolling us the hardest. So right now the MSU ROI is at 66% and we are tracking the Ohio ROI slightly over 50% and Notre Dame ROI is at a measly 15%— that says we are currently at about a Citrus Bowl average. A rise in Ohio ROI shows we are progressing to top of the Big Ten, and corresponding ND ROI is akin to national relevance (because Notre Dame is nationally relevant). If Minnesota fans start hating our guts things are ugly (see: 2008).
www.mgoblog.com
No we are not.
Pay no attention. We’ll tell you when we’re ready.
You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 27, 2012 1:34 PM EST up reply actions
Okay but let us know soon
…we are struggling very hard to find increasingly more preposterous methods of winning by 4. This year we’re even going to try “not having David Molk” — which is probably the most outlandish idea we’ve had yet.
www.mgoblog.com
Ever seen endzones that can move?
No, you have not.
Not yet.
You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 27, 2012 1:39 PM EST up reply actions
The Dublin game is an excuse to recruit MacDuff
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly
I'll help
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
by stempke on Feb 27, 2012 1:32 PM EST up reply actions 15 recs
I am so happy this is a gif.
You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 27, 2012 1:33 PM EST up reply actions
Gif Soup is a wonderful webiste
If there’s a youtube video, you can make a gif.
*Note: I did not make this one
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
It so aptly describes the Notre Dame-USF game
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 27, 2012 5:25 PM EST up reply actions
/residents of east lansing throw beer bottles at roundabouts, question roundabouts' sexual orientation, scream their school colors in unison
You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 27, 2012 1:28 PM EST up reply actions
/Miami fans shank East Lansing residents because "calling people fags is our thing, bro."
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I wouldn't go so far as to say that Virginia Tech is "shitty"
They are just a team that lost twice to a team that got repeatedly curb-stomped in the most horrific manner that can be shown on prime time television.
Stop right there... and I'll bring back the sun.
@borntobecassidy
by DeepFriar on Feb 27, 2012 12:47 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
Sir, you contradict yourself.
Already, Ohio State’s lowered the bar on the entire conference’s academics by admitting thugs, sex offenders, and idiots who otherwise couldn’t qualify for admission to a major college.
I'm a wreck loose in society.
by Narrow Right on Feb 27, 2012 1:07 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Only a horrible, horrible person would do this. So natually, I bring it to your attention.
Play hard or play elsewhere.
by lhb98 on Feb 27, 2012 1:28 PM EST reply actions 10 recs
How about I put my journalism degree to use
on “The Turd Ferguson Reads Stupid Message Board Posts Power-Hour”, where I attempt to read kernels of wisdom from NDNation, TexAgs, and other such outposts in a manner befitting a semi-respected former television anchor?
It's a funny name.
Now in a easily digestable, 140-characters-at-a-time form.
Its the offseason and we've got nothing better to do, so sure why not?
THEY LIKE MARIJUANA TO SMOKE AND ALTER THEIR MINDSET AND THINGS. -Dr. Norris Camacho
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 27, 2012 1:30 PM EST up reply actions
Here, start with
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 27, 2012 2:05 PM EST up reply actions
I hate this world, part 180,957
I love The Lorax. It is quite possibly my favorite Seuss book. So I mentioned both my excitement to take my daughter to see it and my apprehension that it’s going to suck.
Apparently the mere mention of the term Lorax was enough to set up a cable news style yell fest.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Mentioned it to whom?
THEY LIKE MARIJUANA TO SMOKE AND ALTER THEIR MINDSET AND THINGS. -Dr. Norris Camacho
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 27, 2012 1:33 PM EST up reply actions
At the bar, to any and all who would listen when a commercial for the movie came on
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
The Lorax film has so much potential, but it's apparently going to be a vehicle for multiple Taylor Swift songs
It's a funny name.
Now in a easily digestable, 140-characters-at-a-time form.
by Turd Ferguson on Feb 27, 2012 1:33 PM EST up reply actions
IT'S A LOVE STORY
BABY JUST SAY YES
Twitter: RyanMcD29
by RyanMcD29 on Feb 27, 2012 1:36 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Taylor Swift once tried to sing to me.
I ate her liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
Yes, sir I've seen them. Yes, sir I was aware that they're are all white. They are not from Portugal; they're from Spain and at birth, they're not white; they're black. Sir.
So Sayeth the Twitters: @gowithmcgehee
by Mc Commish on Feb 27, 2012 1:52 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
You see it is either "Communist-Hippie propaganda"
Or a “Corporatist attempt to monetize the Occupy Movement”
Depending on which brand of stupid you prefer.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
You mean depending on which brand of spider hath bitten you?
Writer/Analyst/Head Chef
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Feb 27, 2012 1:46 PM EST up reply actions
The spiders need Thneeds too
I'm a wreck loose in society.
by Narrow Right on Feb 27, 2012 1:54 PM EST up reply actions 10 recs
That's good hustle. Enjoy your rec.
One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov
I just don't even...
One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov
We can't even have an addition of Dr. Seuss's award winning Joe Tiller biography without a spiderfest breaking out?
Fuck that shit.
I don't like losing in a rout,
I don’t like tall Pole wide outs.
I don’t like refs that are not nice
But I do like beating the Ohio State.
Twice.
You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 27, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions 25 recs
I literally laughed out loud
Enjoy your rec, you’ve earned it
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Your finest work.
One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov
At least we can all agree
that film is Brian Kelly’s fault.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly
Lorax was always my favorite, somewhat inexplicably
Probably should have been If I Ran the Circus
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 27, 2012 2:07 PM EST up reply actions
Sneelock is my hero.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Last week, it was sugar cookies.
Today, hersey kisses. New girl going at it hard for some Kevin.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Feb 27, 2012 1:32 PM EST via Android app reply actions
Or else she's trying to fatten you up to throw you in the oven?
Hope you left some bread crumbs behind to find your way home.
THEY LIKE MARIJUANA TO SMOKE AND ALTER THEIR MINDSET AND THINGS. -Dr. Norris Camacho
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 27, 2012 1:33 PM EST up reply actions
Eating the LSU fan? How meta...
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
by wahoocrew on Feb 27, 2012 1:40 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
First, she makes a roux....
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "
by MikeLew on Feb 27, 2012 1:51 PM EST up reply actions 9 recs
Rec'd
you made me laugh like this dog:
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 27, 2012 1:56 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Wacky Races!
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GTHTSUN
"Bicycle is new poverty mule. " - Spencer Prokhorov
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 27, 2012 1:57 PM EST up reply actions
Laff-a-lympics!
One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov
Dirk Dasterdly
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 27, 2012 2:38 PM EST up reply actions
/Hits Muttley over the head
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 27, 2012 2:50 PM EST up reply actions
Heresy kisses?
Can you go to confession to remove the calories?
Play hard or play elsewhere.
by lhb98 on Feb 27, 2012 1:34 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Heresy Kisses have a mayonnaise filling.
You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 27, 2012 1:42 PM EST up reply actions
Fifteen bucks, little man. Put that shit, in my hand.
Yes, sir I've seen them. Yes, sir I was aware that they're are all white. They are not from Portugal; they're from Spain and at birth, they're not white; they're black. Sir.
So Sayeth the Twitters: @gowithmcgehee
Don't let the non-sequitor confuse you.
It really has nothing to do with what anyone is talking about.
Yes, sir I've seen them. Yes, sir I was aware that they're are all white. They are not from Portugal; they're from Spain and at birth, they're not white; they're black. Sir.
So Sayeth the Twitters: @gowithmcgehee
The top line is from Jay and Silent Bob: Strikeback
the photo? That’s for the author to explain.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 27, 2012 3:28 PM EST up reply actions
GUYS! ONLY 15 MINUTES UNTIL THE ACC FOOTBALL SCHEDULE COMES OUT!
/crickets
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
Our long national nightmare is finally over.
The Big East is the only one left w/o a schedule. Do we need an excuse to point and laugh at them?
Game 3 gets to be played at Citi Field
as the nightcap to a Cortland-Kean (gotta get Long Island involved), Monmouth-Stony Brook, Columbia-Princeton quadrupleheader. Fordham-Wagner will be played the night before.
In case the field is all muddled up by then, the game moves to MSG in an arena football-rules game
Twitter: RyanMcD29
Rutgers is playing at Arkansas on September 22
Does that help?
THEY LIKE MARIJUANA TO SMOKE AND ALTER THEIR MINDSET AND THINGS. -Dr. Norris Camacho
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 27, 2012 1:58 PM EST up reply actions
New Yorkers in Fayettville?
I may need to make a trip just to see this.
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 27, 2012 1:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
we'll need an onsite reporter just for fan 'interaction' at that one
for sure.
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GTHTSUN
"Bicycle is new poverty mule. " - Spencer Prokhorov
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 27, 2012 2:01 PM EST up reply actions
In my opinion the year after will be more interesting.
Arkansans in New Jersey.
THEY LIKE MARIJUANA TO SMOKE AND ALTER THEIR MINDSET AND THINGS. -Dr. Norris Camacho
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 27, 2012 2:02 PM EST up reply actions
I concur
but it’s kinda fubar both ways
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 27, 2012 2:05 PM EST up reply actions
It may not be that different
I’ve been to Southern NJ. Other than a differing accent, it’s not that different than the deep south
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
all the Tuesdays.
that was easy!
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GTHTSUN
"Bicycle is new poverty mule. " - Spencer Prokhorov
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 27, 2012 2:35 PM EST up reply actions
I think...
I think Luke’s West Bloomfield comment is anti-semitic. For shame, Luke.
by Good Ol' Oakley on Feb 27, 2012 1:47 PM EST reply actions
How to tell if a trade is fair
If, like with the Schultz for Gilbert trade, both fanbases hate the trade, then it’s probably pretty fair.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
This is the saddest TSN Tradecentre ever
http://www2.tsn.ca/window/tradetracker2012/
5 TRADES! 8 PLAYERS! 4 PICKS! AND WE’VE GOT 30 ANALYSTS AND PIERRE MCGUIRE TO BREAK IT ALL DOWN FOR YOU!
Twitter: RyanMcD29
Woah as soon as I posted another trade is made
Looks like TBA is a player teams are willing to trade away for
Twitter: RyanMcD29
ITS OUT. Games of note
Sept. 8 PENN STATE
Sept. 22 at TCU
Nov. 15 NORTH CAROLINA (Thur.), ESPN
Nov. 24 at Virginia Tech
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
Not really. We play GT with out a bye, and don't get a bye until late in the season, but nothing to really complain about
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
It only took so long because they had to make the neato helmet schedule right?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 27, 2012 2:07 PM EST up reply actions
Solid schedule there.
I’ll be down in Charlottesville for the game. I’m pretty excited. I heard a rumor that ESPN and/or UVA are considering moving the game to Thursday.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
I have not heard that rumor, but I'll try to be at that game, too
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
Sweet.
At first I was annoyed that they might move it, but then I realized that could just mean more golf and drinking so I’m cool.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
Full schedule here
http://grfx.cstv.com/photos/schools/acc/sports/m-footbl/auto_pdf/2012-13/schedule/schedule.pdf
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
Duke plays 9 teams that had bowls last year. Talk about snuff films.
One of those is Stanford. Hello, Trustafarian Bowl!
I'm a wreck loose in society.
by Narrow Right on Feb 27, 2012 2:09 PM EST up reply actions
Tennessee, NC State, Auburn, and Clemson fans all in Atlanta on the same weekend?
It means we get twice the awkward reactions between them and DragonCon attendees
to be fair...
NC State, Auburn, and Clemson will garner looks.
No one will give two fucks about Tennessee.
Yes, sir I've seen them. Yes, sir I was aware that they're are all white. They are not from Portugal; they're from Spain and at birth, they're not white; they're black. Sir.
So Sayeth the Twitters: @gowithmcgehee
Sami Pahlsson seems crushed to have been traded
Which is surprising considering he got traded from the worst team in the league to the best.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Let's play Superheros
I need an unlikely superhero name for Colin Dana Holgorsen.
by Synaesthesia on Feb 27, 2012 2:19 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
/kicked by King Jan Sobieski.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly
The ottoman has wheels?
My god, it might break 100 against Clemson by itself.
You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 27, 2012 2:38 PM EST up reply actions
it's just amazing it's not on fire yet.
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 27, 2012 2:40 PM EST up reply actions
classy west virginians
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 27, 2012 4:00 PM EST up reply actions
Whose Line rec
I'm a wreck loose in society.
by Narrow Right on Feb 27, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions
Professor Hitler and his invisible knee machine!
If the brute force method fails, you didn't use enough brute force.
More ACC games of note
9/1
Auburn vs. Clemson
Labor day night
Georgia Tech at Virginia Tech
9/8
Duke at Stanford
Miami at Kansas State
9/22
Army at Wake Forest
9/29
Virginia Tech at Cincinnati @ FedEx Field, Landover, Md.
10/6
Miami at Notre Dame @ Soldier Field, Chicago
10/25, Thurs night
Clemson at Wake Forest, ESPN
10/27
BYU at Georgia Tech
11/1 Thurs night
Virginia Tech at Miami, ESPN
11/8 Thurs night
Florida State at Virginia Tech, ESPN
11/24
South Carolina at Clemson
Florida at Florida State
Georgia Tech at Georgia
Vanderbilt at Wake Forest
12/1
ACC Championship Game
Bank of America Stadium- Charlotte, NC
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
I look forward to seeing Al Golden slowly transform into one of the Bill Brasky guys over the course of the game.
You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 27, 2012 2:32 PM EST up reply actions
Va. tech & Cinci at FedEx Field
Huh?
THEY LIKE MARIJUANA TO SMOKE AND ALTER THEIR MINDSET AND THINGS. -Dr. Norris Camacho
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 27, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions
GT/VT Labor Day.
Well, getting all the drama out of the Coastal Division race early this year I see.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 27, 2012 2:39 PM EST up reply actions
"ACC games of note: ACC Championship Game"
LOLNO
Play hard or play elsewhere.
by lhb98 on Feb 27, 2012 2:23 PM EST reply actions 6 recs
...
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
Which value is greater: Ticket sales or cost of running the blimp for 4 hours?
I’m betting on the blimp
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 27, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions
Paying the 'fans' to attend
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 27, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions
Wait... Alyonka Larionov is Igor's kid?
How did I not know that
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Eye-gore?
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those that understand binary and those that don't.
by Old Coder on Feb 27, 2012 2:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Fro-derick!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly
I see what you did there
also, over there.
If the brute force method fails, you didn't use enough brute force.
Abby....Abby Normal?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "
Yes, but he's a rich and Russian, so it makes sense that his daughter would be a hot blonde
HOW DID HE LET HER WORK FOR THE PENGUINS
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
I've seen that clip, there's some serious "Cinemax after 10" vibes going on
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
I'm not sure Malkin ever makes eye contact with her.
Kept waiting for them to clear off the kitchen counter and get to work.
However, when Letang shows up it's not okay for pay cable anymore
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Oh, this could be awkward
9/15
UConn @ Maryland
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
No, it will just be Randy Edsall playing every position
Stefon Diggs redshirting
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
certainly possible
but hard to beat GERG-coached games or that 3-2 SEC game.
Paul Pasqualoni's reaction upon being told that he will face Randy Edsall's Terrapins this year:
You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 27, 2012 2:34 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
"Paul Pepperoni, or somebody."
whoever gave us that line a few months ago, thanks again!
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GTHTSUN
"Bicycle is new poverty mule. " - Spencer Prokhorov
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 27, 2012 2:35 PM EST up reply actions
I swear he could be Will Ferrel's dad
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly
by saxattack29 on Feb 27, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I get this vibe from him.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 27, 2012 2:46 PM EST up reply actions
Paul Pasqualoni is to John O'Hurley
As Heinz Doofenshmirtz is to Roger Doofenshmirtz.
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
by Tuco on Feb 27, 2012 3:10 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Devonte Neal has withdrawn from his high school
I’m sure ND Nation is waiting to rush to judgment about him.
i love that there is an advertisement that says "FIND BAR!" on here for me.
as if i need help in that respect.
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GTHTSUN
"Bicycle is new poverty mule. " - Spencer Prokhorov
In fairness, sometimes you do.
Like, when you’re already blackout drunk and aren’t sure where YOU are, much less the bar.
The Wiki (Varsity Pride) -- The Blog (Those Other Guys) -- The Twitter
Contributor at Bring on the Cats, SBNation's Kansas State blog
EDSBS Censor Librorum Promulgatio Media
I'm sorry I do not understand.
lhb: da booooooze…whersh at it?
Siri: Could you please rephrase?
lhb: Ah nee’ uh drank.
Siri: Calling taxi to take you home.
lhb: I haychoo!
/neveractuallyinteractedwithSiri
THEY LIKE MARIJUANA TO SMOKE AND ALTER THEIR MINDSET AND THINGS. -Dr. Norris Camacho
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 27, 2012 3:03 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Scene: Criminal Procedure class
Student raises hand. Professor calls on student.
“But on Law and Order…”
/ALL. THE. FACEPALM.
Next up on Law and Order
A student is found pummelled to death in a classroom, yet no one saw anything. The detectives also deal with the issue of boyshorts vs thongs. (2004; Repeat)
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 27, 2012 2:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Wait is this real?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 27, 2012 2:52 PM EST up reply actions
Which part?
Mine: complete fiction
UGAVike: I think real
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 27, 2012 2:53 PM EST up reply actions
Yours. I could see that happening.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 27, 2012 3:05 PM EST up reply actions
Nope. Complete fiction
And of course #teamboyshorts wins. Every. Single. Time.
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 27, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions
Agreed, but both can be good.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 27, 2012 3:08 PM EST up reply actions
i'm hoping he means that all look good in the former, but only the great ones look good in the later?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 27, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions
I suppose
however I contend the great look greater in the former than the latter.
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 27, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions
Doesn't surprise me
Had a student cite “Law and Order” in a class before as well in a paper I had to grade as a grad student ta.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Scene: Wazzu football coaches room.
Assistant raises hand. Coach calls on assistant.
“But on NCAA ’12…”
Coach: “Go on.”
Play hard or play elsewhere.
by lhb98 on Feb 27, 2012 2:54 PM EST up reply actions 10 recs
"Ohio State's lowered the bar on the entire conference's academics by admitting thugs, sex offenders, and idiots who otherwise couldn't qualify for admission to a major college?"
You guys keep your Mo Clarett’s and we’ll keep our JaMarcus Russell’s. We’ll call a truce on rock throwing in glass houses.
by The Lord of Discord on Feb 27, 2012 2:52 PM EST reply actions
What exactly did Jamarcus Russell do that was so bad.
I mean, as falafel as his pro career was, he still wasn’t involved with the Israeli mafia.
Aggy hate Purp Drank
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 27, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions
Damnit
Jan Berenstain, 88, co-creator of the Berenstain Bears, has died: http://t.co/Qa4dgBWt
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Aww I loved the Berenstain Bears as a kid
Best way to learn how to read ever. Also loved how they had chapter books for the transition out of picture books you go through around 1st grade
Twitter: RyanMcD29
fhqwhgads?
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
by wahoocrew on Feb 27, 2012 3:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
you know you want it
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 27, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions
In favor of ND to Big 12 in ALL sports.
I’m too afraid that a Big East-like commitment would only give Texas ideas.
I'm a wreck loose in society.
by Narrow Right on Feb 27, 2012 3:32 PM EST up reply actions
As bad as all the Texas conspiracies are that A&M/Mizzou/Nebraska fans have cooked up...
…we Texas fans have already thought of all of them and worse.
Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
by Cocky Bovine on Feb 27, 2012 5:41 PM EST up reply actions
ND to SEC
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 27, 2012 3:26 PM EST up reply actions
I hope you like Northwestern Mutual commercials.
You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 27, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions
I prefer Pacific Life commercials.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 27, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions
looky here you! this could make us rivals for YEARS to come!
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 27, 2012 3:30 PM EST up reply actions
Well, see, there's this guy in Lawrence...
You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 27, 2012 3:34 PM EST up reply actions
FAITH HILL INTRO AHOY!
Big Twelve football on N-BEE-SEEE
….oh right, Ebersol’s not head of NBC Sports anymore. Never mind
Twitter: RyanMcD29
if that were to happen you would be watching B12 games after you knew the scores anyway
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 27, 2012 3:36 PM EST up reply actions
With sappy AMERICA!!! stories in between drives
and/or “Dinner at Austin” even though ESPN2 aired the first half of the Iowa State-Texas game 4 hours ago
Twitter: RyanMcD29
The second half presumably not broadcast for humanitarian reasons.
I'm a wreck loose in society.
by Narrow Right on Feb 27, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions
/soft tinkling music
Bob Costas intones over the image of a sunset:
“Roommates. The word conjures different memories for us all…”
Play hard or play elsewhere.
by lhb98 on Feb 27, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
well that just got creepy
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 27, 2012 3:49 PM EST up reply actions
/TomHammondTheMoreYouKnow.gif
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 27, 2012 4:10 PM EST up reply actions
If it's with their NFL or NHL production teams
/Laser sounds
//Laser sounds
///Laser sounds
Twitter: RyanMcD29
better than robots?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 27, 2012 4:11 PM EST up reply actions
Which is an upgrade from Fox's sounds
NASCAR: VRRROOOOOOMMMMM
MLB: VRROOOOOOOOMMMMMM
NFL: VROOOOOOOOOOMMM ROBOTS
Twitter: RyanMcD29
MLB: VRROOOOOOMMMMMM
OBNOXIOUS TALKING BASEBALL!!!!
THEY LIKE MARIJUANA TO SMOKE AND ALTER THEIR MINDSET AND THINGS. -Dr. Norris Camacho
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 27, 2012 4:49 PM EST up reply actions
A CURVEBALL IS WHEN THE PITCH STARTS IN ONE PLACE
BUT THEN IT SLIDEEEEEESSS TO ANOTHER!
/outcue
Tim McCarver: And that’s why the curveball is such a deceptive pitch… it goes somewhere it wasn’t at first
Twitter: RyanMcD29
I need to stop watching NHL Network for a bit before my fascination with Alyonka Larionov turns to something creepy
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Alyosha the pot?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 27, 2012 4:21 PM EST up reply actions
Classic example of the uplifting and joyful nature of Russian literature
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 27, 2012 4:24 PM EST up reply actions
I raise you The Only Son.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 27, 2012 4:27 PM EST up reply actions
It's not sexual yet, but it's heading that way
Right now it’s just a “wow, she’s really pretty, engaging, and much better at her job than I thought.” Sort of on the level of a middle school crush.
That’s why I had to change the channel
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
i'm sure you know all about her don't you?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 27, 2012 4:30 PM EST up reply actions
She likes me and Kris Letang
Clearly this woman is unknowable
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
I'm pretty sure she's been linked to every major Russian hockey player
Which means Ovechkin’s been there which means she may be contagious. Allegedly.
I was talking about my wife
She married me and has a crush on Kris Letang. Outside of us both being tall white guys Kris and I have nothing in common.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Just saw that. I has a sad that it's only upstate NY that has them.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 27, 2012 4:18 PM EST up reply actions
Drunk is the only way to survive Western New York
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Too many words.
Drunk is the only way to survive Western New York.
One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov
We're not quitters.
Velocitas eradico
by The_Tusk on Feb 27, 2012 4:29 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Quitters never win and winners never quit
/almost finished an an entire bottle of resposado last night
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Feb 27, 2012 6:48 PM EST up reply actions
we have yet to quit
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 27, 2012 4:30 PM EST up reply actions
We ain't never been nothin but winners PAWL
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 27, 2012 4:30 PM EST up reply actions
We admitted that we were powerless over football.
We came to believe that a power higher than our own – the Dread Pirate Leach – could restore our teams to excellence.
We made a decision to turn our seasons over to COTG as we understood him.
We made a fearless moral inventory of our fanbases.
We admitted to each other, and to ourselves, the wrongs of our fanbases.
We were entirely ready to have COTG remove these cretins in our fanbase.
We asked COTG to please Fuck Clemson.
We made a list of all the bourbons we had heard of, and committed to drink them all.
We drank these bourbons whenever possible, exccept when to do so would cause us to actually pass out.
We continued to monitor NDNation/TexAgs/ESPN, and when they were wrong, to mock them for it.
We sought through continuous reading of the Author to understand COTG better.
Having wasted endless work hours as a result, we resolved to carry this message to outher football fans, unless doing so would get our asses fired.
Play hard or play elsewhere.
by lhb98 on Feb 27, 2012 4:37 PM EST up reply actions 17 recs
NOW GIMME MORE SPRING PRACTICE REPORTS GOTDAMMIT
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 27, 2012 4:46 PM EST up reply actions
THERE'S THIS HS JUNIOR VERBAL FOR 2013
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 27, 2012 4:50 PM EST up reply actions
OMG OMG CASE GOT 21% OF THE SNAPS TODAY AFTER 22% YESTERDAY
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!?!?!
Play hard or play elsewhere.
by lhb98 on Feb 27, 2012 4:51 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
ALL OF THE QUARTERBACKS HAVE SERIOUS LIMITATIONS.
PICK ONE NOW.
You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 27, 2012 4:51 PM EST up reply actions
No, no, no - nobody choosed anything!
Did you choose a QB?
Did you?
I didn’t choose a QB!
Play hard or play elsewhere.
THE ONE I'VE NEVER SEEN PLAY BEFORE.
WHOEVER YOU CHOSE IS WRONG.
You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 27, 2012 4:57 PM EST up reply actions
I tried to think of the most harmless thing.
Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never, ever possibly destroy us. Bernie Kosar.
Nice thinkin', Nigel.
One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov
HOW IS BRIAN KELLY TO BLAME FOR EVERYTHING?
500 words on the subject. Now.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly
only 500?
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 27, 2012 6:47 PM EST up reply actions
Anything more than that, you have your secretary type it under your name.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
what is this morse malarky, cuneiform or die
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 27, 2012 6:52 PM EST up reply actions
Business majors.
They value concision — unless they’re on a roll.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
If you can't tell me it in a one page or less executive summary
I’m not going to read it
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
When I worked for [POLITICAL APPOINTEE REDACTED] . . .
. . . we needed him to read a fairly lengthy document and got his attention to do so by chopping it up into five two-page installments and sending him a piece of the memo every morning for a week.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I wasn't being facetious
When I was a collateral manager, I would literally not read anything sent to me unless it was first concisely summarized.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Welcome to SCIENCE!
Forget the paper, how’s your abstract?
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 27, 2012 8:03 PM EST up reply actions
Yes.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly
We are lushes. There is a world of difference.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 27, 2012 5:52 PM EST up reply actions
Seth Rogan is awesome
While hosting the Independent Spirit Awards
“Without award season, we wouldn’t know what a horrible bigot Bret Ratner is… I bet Bret Ratner wishes he was organizing the Grammy’s instead of the Oscars. Seriously, you say a few hateful things and they don’t let you within a hundred yards of the Oscars. You could literally beat the shit out of a nominee and they’ll ask you to perform TWICE at the Grammys."
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
by stempke on Feb 27, 2012 4:54 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
/sees tweets by people about how they'd let Chris Brown beat them
//major loss in faith in humanity
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 27, 2012 4:58 PM EST up reply actions
It's Andy Levy, and that clip is hilarious
Protip: If you’re a celebrity who’s committed some heinous act. It’s best not a start a bitch fight with a professional satirist. It’s his job to make people look stupid.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
His role on Fox New's Red Eye is make fun of the stupid shit that goes on in cable news
His “Fake Fox News Alerts” are hilarious.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
jesus i hate everyone
I wanna lose 3 pounds.
by willbechampions on Feb 27, 2012 6:07 PM EST up reply actions
Calm down!
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Feb 27, 2012 6:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You sure about that?
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Feb 27, 2012 6:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Don't hate everyone.
It’s spring break.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
i don't hate everyone... just lost a lot of hope in humanity after that chris brown quote.
and yais spring break!
I wanna lose 3 pounds.
by willbechampions on Feb 27, 2012 6:30 PM EST up reply actions
And Tigers single-game tickets go on sale Saturday.
I still have five weeks to go until my (well, my kids’) spring break.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Good Bye, Sweet Prince. The money has called you home
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Maybe you just need some relaxation advice. I know just the solution...
by Attie Hat on Feb 27, 2012 6:30 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
you have combined 3 great things, well done
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 27, 2012 6:32 PM EST up reply actions
I'd like to re-itirate that I would pay whatever ludicrous price Vince McMahon would charge to see CM Punk beat up Chris Brown.
It's a funny name.
Now in a easily digestable, 140-characters-at-a-time form.
by Turd Ferguson on Feb 27, 2012 5:30 PM EST up reply actions
As long as it was real.
Like Butterbean real.
THEY LIKE MARIJUANA TO SMOKE AND ALTER THEIR MINDSET AND THINGS. -Dr. Norris Camacho
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 27, 2012 5:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Is it sad that I might actually watch the Daytona 500 tonight?
I have never cared an ounce about NASCAR, but for some reason the fact that it’s running on a weeknight intrigues me.
THEY LIKE MARIJUANA TO SMOKE AND ALTER THEIR MINDSET AND THINGS. -Dr. Norris Camacho
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 27, 2012 4:57 PM EST reply actions
I only need to see the highlights
I’m not watching three hours of cars going around in a circle for the one 20 car pileup.
Ever wonder what the American Revolution would have been like with lightsabers?
Play hard or play elsewhere.
by lhb98 on Feb 27, 2012 5:04 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
this.
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 27, 2012 5:11 PM EST up reply actions
British depiction.
So the whole good/bad perspective is maintained – from a certain point of view.
Play hard or play elsewhere.
And FURTHERMORE
does that make the Death Star American? This story is filled with inconsistencies!
yeah, the british navy is much more like the deathstar than the ragtag ensemble we had
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 27, 2012 5:15 PM EST up reply actions
So is Han Solo the French?
I don’t think I like where this is going.
THEY LIKE MARIJUANA TO SMOKE AND ALTER THEIR MINDSET AND THINGS. -Dr. Norris Camacho
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 27, 2012 5:22 PM EST up reply actions
???
Lafayette SOLO WE ARE HERE ~ General John Pershing Lando Calrissian
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
/checks picture realizes that is RotJ Deathstar
Guess that means the Ewoks are the French.
THEY LIKE MARIJUANA TO SMOKE AND ALTER THEIR MINDSET AND THINGS. -Dr. Norris Camacho
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 27, 2012 5:26 PM EST up reply actions
The one on the far right looks 30 years older than the other three.....
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 27, 2012 5:56 PM EST up reply actions
Is the one on the far right the infamous OU cheerleader whose pic gets posted here with the tag tranny?
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
O/U on chick on the right?
I’mma go 52.
The Wiki (Varsity Pride) -- The Blog (Those Other Guys) -- The Twitter
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EDSBS Censor Librorum Promulgatio Media
When the fuck
did cheerleaders become allowed to have their grandmothers cheer with them?
/I’d still hit that
365 beers from 365 different breweries in 365 days. Game on.
http://www.blognamedbrew.blogspot.com/
by Tailgate Shogun on Feb 28, 2012 9:48 AM EST up reply actions
I was trying to make that argument in my head but kept running into the pesky problem that Britain was an Empire.
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
Because George Washington will kill you on Christmas
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
by stempke on Feb 27, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
in your sleep no less
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 27, 2012 5:13 PM EST up reply actions
He'll save children, but not the British children.
by ArmyTiger on Feb 27, 2012 5:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I don't get the British children part of this joke.
Or at least I think its a joke.
THEY LIKE MARIJUANA TO SMOKE AND ALTER THEIR MINDSET AND THINGS. -Dr. Norris Camacho
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 27, 2012 5:22 PM EST up reply actions
It's always been mildly disturbing that this song is sung with vaguely British accents
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Or, in this case, Wookie Life Day.
by Mango Stasi on Feb 27, 2012 5:27 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I think I saw that Star Wars Christmas has never been re-broadcast or issued on any tape/DVD
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 27, 2012 5:35 PM EST up reply actions
According to Wishful Drinking the entire cast did the show whilst drunk/high/both
Which is pretty much exactly why I want to see it.
It's a funny name.
Now in a easily digestable, 140-characters-at-a-time form.
by Turd Ferguson on Feb 27, 2012 5:37 PM EST up reply actions
I have few rules in life, but one of them is:
Anything featuring a song called “What Do You Get a Wookie for Christmas (When He Already Owns a Comb)?” is terribawesome.
Play hard or play elsewhere.
You saw correctly.
Lucas tried to hide that it ever existed.
THEY LIKE MARIJUANA TO SMOKE AND ALTER THEIR MINDSET AND THINGS. -Dr. Norris Camacho
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 27, 2012 5:37 PM EST up reply actions
And Id like to hide the fact that the last 20 years of George Lucas' career ever existed.
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 27, 2012 5:39 PM EST up reply actions
What do you mean?
He retired after Last Crusade.
Play hard or play elsewhere.
by lhb98 on Feb 27, 2012 5:43 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
And Michael Jordan was always a Bull
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 27, 2012 5:45 PM EST up reply actions
And Caddyshack never had a sequel
Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
by Cocky Bovine on Feb 27, 2012 5:45 PM EST up reply actions
Nothing will ever be as bad as the supposed Gladiator sequel written by Nick Cave
Which, thanks to Cracked, I now know almost actually existed.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
cracked.com
satire, absurdism, bad movies, badass stories, and the occasional touching piece of writing
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 27, 2012 5:49 PM EST up reply actions
Is it bad that I actually kinda would watch the hell out of Gladiator 2?
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 27, 2012 5:57 PM EST up reply actions
Involving a immortal Maximus who Forrest Gumps his way through major conflicts
No thank you.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
It's like a remake of the Highlander by that point.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 27, 2012 5:58 PM EST up reply actions
It would have been badass
And I just assume this is the truth for Master and Commander and Robin Hood.
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Feb 27, 2012 5:59 PM EST up reply actions
You mean except that it's completely against every motivation Maximus ever had?
1) He fought as a way to get his freedom and then his revenge
2) His sole motivation beyond step one was seeing his wife and child again in the afterlife.
Why would he spend his afterlife in gladiatorial combat, and then make a deal that would get him away from his wife and kid.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Because when he got to Heaven he found out his wife was schtupping Leonidas
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 27, 2012 6:05 PM EST up reply actions
Hear me out
I change into a dolphin, hear me out, and I have sex with a human woman… hear me out….
Play hard or play elsewhere.
by lhb98 on Feb 27, 2012 6:27 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Somebody once told me some tall tale that Hakeem played with the Raptors.
Play hard or play elsewhere.
I wonder why Michael Bay never made anything after The Rock?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 27, 2012 5:48 PM EST up reply actions
LOLNO
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FURK
Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
by Cocky Bovine on Feb 27, 2012 5:49 PM EST up reply actions
no, it wasn't. It was far too bad to have any redeeming value.
Everyone who has watched it was hoping it was at least MST3K-able, but no.
So it's a thousand times worse than the Room?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 27, 2012 5:43 PM EST up reply actions
But that's my point.
You have to see it just to understand how bad, bad can be.
Play hard or play elsewhere.
the death star needs to be replaced with a
Hammond head.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
"Bicycle is new poverty mule. " - Spencer Prokhorov
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 27, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions
Yay, I get to leave work early! Peace out, bitches.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
This is Jackson Square in New Orleans.
I have basically this same video on my cell phone.
Do you guys know how to post videos to facebook?
Yes, sir I've seen them. Yes, sir I was aware that they're are all white. They are not from Portugal; they're from Spain and at birth, they're not white; they're black. Sir.
So Sayeth the Twitters: @gowithmcgehee
Did you see the Wf'nVU fans behind him
They looked like they were about to come at him
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 27, 2012 5:37 PM EST up reply actions
Well, he probably valued his couch an/or life
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 27, 2012 5:40 PM EST up reply actions
But he apologized later, during the presser
And he won’t be returning to Morgantown soon. Wf’nV is the BigXIILVCM’s problem now.
So the Wild traded Greg Zanon, who I hate as a hockey player, but seems like a good guy for Steve Kampfer who I know almost nothing about.
except that he was, allegedly, abusive to his girlfriend and nearly died when a Michigan football player confronted him about it and it turned into a fight.
I don’t know how I feel about this
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Which one was abusive to the g/f? Kampfer or Zanon?
And is there a story to a link anywhere or is it just speculation?
THEY LIKE MARIJUANA TO SMOKE AND ALTER THEIR MINDSET AND THINGS. -Dr. Norris Camacho
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 27, 2012 5:57 PM EST up reply actions
link to a story rather
The English, I speaks it good.
THEY LIKE MARIJUANA TO SMOKE AND ALTER THEIR MINDSET AND THINGS. -Dr. Norris Camacho
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 27, 2012 5:57 PM EST up reply actions
kampfer was
i wanted to find more about the story and found this michigan daily article about the football player’s side of the story (which i’m getting through right now)
I wanna lose 3 pounds.
by willbechampions on Feb 27, 2012 6:00 PM EST up reply actions
Wow, that is some depressing stuff right there.
THEY LIKE MARIJUANA TO SMOKE AND ALTER THEIR MINDSET AND THINGS. -Dr. Norris Camacho
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 27, 2012 6:09 PM EST up reply actions
Kampfer
Nothing was ever more than accusations, but that was the defense put forward by the guy that fractured his skull
Kampfer testified that he went to meet his ex-girlfriend at a downtown bar after 2 a.m. that night, and they began arguing. Kampfer said he grabbed her arm to prevent her from leaving when she got upset, but never threatened or struck her.
After the woman left, Kampfer testified, Milano confronted him about the way he was treating her
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
awwww shit....
2 live crew coming to br…then a week later, bone thugs.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Feb 27, 2012 5:55 PM EST via Android app reply actions
What about the 7th Floor Crew.
And because Auburn men and women believe in these things, I believe in Auburn and love it.
by alexanderkotov on Feb 27, 2012 6:14 PM EST up reply actions
Is this the open thread?
Also lol NBA All Star game getting worse ratings than a Daytona 500 rain delay
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My professor
“All the chimney sweeps got cancer of the testicles because they went down the chimney’s naked.”
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Yep
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chimney_Sweeps%27_carcinoma
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 27, 2012 6:06 PM EST up reply actions
There's nary a soot particle alive that can outrun a greased chimnysweep.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 27, 2012 6:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/fart noise
And because Auburn men and women believe in these things, I believe in Auburn and love it.
I've just come down from the isle of skye.
If you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 27, 2012 6:25 PM EST reply actions
Did you bring Talisker?
Consider your answer carefully.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 27, 2012 8:04 PM EST up reply actions
I saw a picture on the SI main page the other day and wondered:
Is Todd Graham actually making the “U MAD, BRO?” Face? I’m pretty sure he is.
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room." - President Merkin Muffley
by I_Call_The_Big_One_Bitey on Feb 27, 2012 6:30 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
You guys spending $threevethousand for law school?
Suckers. Every one of you. Here’s where the real money is: home contracting.
I want to replace the bathtub in the upstairs hall bath. I’m considering a whirlpool/heated tub, so I wanted to get an estimate on how much to run the electric upstairs. I’ve had dealings with Home Depot for installing two doors, so I knew they were reasonable and did good work. So I signed up for an estimate from their contractors for running electric and a couple of other things.
Here’s what I told the guy when he showed up: I want to know how much to run the electric. That’s going to determine whether or not I get a whirlpool or just a deep soaker. Also, how much to remove old tub and wallboard, put up new backer board (I’ll do the tiling), and install and connect the new tub. Fairly simple, I thought.
HNNNNNNGGGG!
Here’s the estimate:
Circuit $550.00
Tear Out of old tub $420.00
Tear out of Surround $420.00
Install New Tub $900.00
Install 1/2" Hardybacker – $480.00
Replace shower diverter – $630.00
The total is $3400.
Circuit, OK. Gotta run line, do a lot of fishing. Electrical is skilled work.
$840 to remove the old tub and wallboard? WTF?
$480 to put UP four sheets of backer board??
$630 freaking dollars to install a $100 Moen diverter???
$900 to install the tub????
$3400, and not even including the price of the tub?
Now I’m figuring this is a day’s work for a pro. Two guys @ $60/hr X 8 hours = $960. Add in the cost of four sheets of backer board at $8/sheet, and a $100 diverter, and I get $1092. Plus the cost of the electrical, and you’re at $1642, which I would think at least in the realm of reason. $3400? You’ve gotta be kidding me.
I haven’t been this outraeged since a guy quoted me $16K to put three walls on my carport to turn it into a garage.
There’s no doubt a lot of people in the DC area that would pay that without thinking much of it, like a coworker paid $30K to have his master bath redone. I had an entire basement finished for that price, and thought it was a bit steep.
The mistake is to have brought a general contractor into it. I’m going to price this thing working directly with an electrician and a plumber and see where I end up.
"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there." -- Captain Ron
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 27, 2012 7:18 PM EST reply actions
good luck
I feel I would get the dumbass up charge
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
by Boatdrinks on Feb 27, 2012 7:56 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
so glad I only care about Danica cam
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
by Boatdrinks on Feb 27, 2012 7:55 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
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