THE CURIOUS INDEX, 2/27/2012
by Spencer Hall on Feb 27, 2012 10:59 AM EST
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PrintEDSBS is still on half-speed due to the editor traveling back from a harrowing Orlando family vacation. Please enjoy the stylings of RHJ and Luke in the interim, but please pay attention to GIGANTIC NEWS below.
SHUTDOWN FULLBACK. CLEAAAAAAAAAATS. Coming soon, pale men yelling in a basement about college football. OH YES IT IS TIME TO SUBSCRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIBE.
So the show's going to be about college football? Well, yes, just as much as this website is about college football. (So yes, and no.) Is it going to be on Youtube? YES IT WILL. Is it going to just be you two yelling in a basement straight from Wayne's World? Mostly, but not without all kinds of fun things like two minutes of yelling in Houston Nutt's voice about signing day and other things thought of by us and the geniuses making the show. Should I subscribe? Of course, because we're going to do a shitload of these, and you'll want to watch them all, of course!
When does this happen? March 1st, when the whole channel debuts with all sorts of other fine sports contenty things with Bomani Jones, Matt Ufford, Dan Rubenstein, Amy K. Nelson, Ariel Helwani, and all sorts of other awesome things. Internet faces on video spaces! What could possibly go wrong? HUSH YOU. You want the anti-ESPN, well, you'll get it in all its stumbling newborn glory.
VICK BALLARD'S UNFORTUNATE CROCODILE MILE. We remember him for his willingness to initiate contact at Mississippi State, and it's not like that's going to stop wherever Vick Ballard goes: the combine, then the NFL, parking lots, china shops, wherever...you put that man in a crowded physical environment, and Vick Ballard simply has to collide with something. (Via this, which is so very brilliant.)
FRIDAYS ARE GREAT FOR DOING THINGS LIKE RELAXING AND RELEASING BAD NEWS. Charles Robinson and Oregon strike late on a Friday with what we already knew, which is that they paid money straight to the infamous Willie Lyles and failed villain Baron Flenory. This could mean they're boosters under NCAA rules, and those rules say that's bad, but knowing the NCAA means no one knows the rules, and they'll make it up off the back of a duck's ass like they always do.
NICK SABAN WILL LEAVE HIS SPOUSE JUST AS SOON AS YOU LEAVE YOURS, HONEY. No, it's not that I'm offering a recruit who's already committed, it's just that he wants him to say he wants to commit, and it's not him, it's you says Nick Saban, mindmaster and sorcerer of the recruiting trail.
SPEAKING OF THINGS MADE UP ON THE SPOT. LSU Football! Improv'd brilliantly week-to-week since 2005, and more successful than one could possibly imagine. They start spring practice with a shorn werewolf at quarterback and Les Miles, another magical creature, as head coach.
ETC: Good lord, this man hates LeBron James. (Not that it isn't the easiest thing in the world to do.)
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Today, YouTube
Tomorrow, Direct TV channel 1,376. Onward!
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Feb 27, 2012 11:01 AM EST reply actions 9 recs
I liked Jason Kirk better when he was known as Peter Bean.
by 49er16 on Feb 27, 2012 11:03 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
Me too
I am proud to be a Kennesaw State Fighting Owl. -- Vince Dooley
by Jason Kirk on Feb 27, 2012 11:07 AM EST up reply actions 16 recs
Kentucky's in the Fulmer Cup
and this year it isn’t for getting in a slapfight with a chick!
http://www.wdrb.com/story/17025794/uk-linebacker-suspended-after-drug-arrest-in-louisville
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 27, 2012 11:04 AM EST reply actions
THIS IS WHY YOU NEVER CONSENT TO A SEARCH!
#knowyourrights
#noprobablecause
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 27, 2012 11:15 AM EST up reply actions
What IS the best way
to tell a cop to fuck off?
“Do you have any objection if I search the vehicle?”
“Actually, yes I do.”
“You don’t want me to search your car?”
“No, I don’t.”
/cue youtube video of cop going off and screaming
//best to just keep repeating an unembellished “No.”?
"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there." -- Captain Ron
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 27, 2012 11:34 AM EST up reply actions
"Do you mind if I search your car?"
“I do. You do not have probable cause and I would like to retain my rights.”
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 27, 2012 11:35 AM EST up reply actions
Say no politely and ask for your ticket.
That puts the officer on the clock to determine if he has probable cause to drag you out of the car and search the vehicle.
That's about the time you get tased in Cincinnati
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
/Andy Kennedy nods knowingly
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GTHTSUN
"Bicycle is new poverty mule. " - Spencer Prokhorov
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 27, 2012 11:39 AM EST up reply actions
In real life do they really decide they don't?
Had a friend ask a cop buddy this once: “He asked to search the car. What if I say no?” “He calls for the drug dog.”
No idea whether he was kidding, but didn’t seem like the kind of thing you’d want to leave to a pre-trial motion to get straightened out.
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They can and will do that. If the dog signals, then they have probable cause.
However most likely the dog won’t hit on pills.
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 27, 2012 11:41 AM EST up reply actions
What are the consequences of being detained / detaining someone?
Does the driver gain additional protections at this point?
gotta have PC before the detention.
Otherwise the search is involuntary.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 27, 2012 11:46 AM EST up reply actions
Pretty much.
Now, if you already have the dog out, then its probably different. Like at a customs station.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 27, 2012 11:48 AM EST up reply actions
Beat me to it.
There are cases where an officer has been able to stall a guy for 15-20 minutes waiting for a K-9 to arrive and the courts have said that is okay, but anything more than that is pushing it (IIRC- I don’t deal with too much of this since most people consent immediately). If he doesn’t have PC before the dog shows up and starts going nuts and he’s made it clear you won’t be able to leave, he may have a problem.
Nope.
In fact, thats exactly what you should say.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 27, 2012 11:51 AM EST up reply actions
None whatsoever.
If he says yes, throw up the deuce and run. If he says no, then you’re being detained and there’s no argument.
I remember the key being whether you "feel free to leave"
but also I remember the Supreme Court saying you could feel “free to leave” in some really weird situations—like surrounded by cops and directed into a security room at an airport.
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In that case, they ruled that the petitioner wasnt free to leave.
But you get the idea. Its a very gray area.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 27, 2012 11:49 AM EST up reply actions
Right, and gray enough that it would be a dangerous
(and expensive in legal fees) game to play. But I guess if you know the cop will find it anyway, it’s probably your only play.
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What if he tells me that I'm free to eat?
Am I actually free to eat?
by DavidInOpelika on Feb 27, 2012 12:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
But I'm a fighter!
Charisma’s a dump stat!
by Albino Tornado on Feb 27, 2012 11:48 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Charisma is all that's gonna keep you from being bubba's bitch in jail.
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 27, 2012 11:53 AM EST up reply actions
Strength and Dexterity.
Dodge and Mobility feats to avoid attacks of opportunity.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 27, 2012 11:55 AM EST up reply actions
If NFLN started showing combine results
as Strength/Charisma/Dexterity/Constitution, I would actually watch.
Play hard or play elsewhere.
by lhb98 on Feb 27, 2012 11:49 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Kinda like this?
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
by darthbubba on Feb 27, 2012 12:46 PM EST up reply actions 8 recs
THE NERDS ARE BREEDING
I'm a wreck loose in society.
by Narrow Right on Feb 27, 2012 12:49 PM EST up reply actions
well, monk is no longer a profitable or high-prestige career...
by drothgery on Feb 27, 2012 12:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I would have made an awesome monk.
I'm a wreck loose in society.
by Narrow Right on Feb 27, 2012 12:54 PM EST up reply actions
An entire collective of men who brew their own beer and don't have sex?
And this differs from EDSBS because . . . . ?
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Feb 27, 2012 12:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
some of us have sex
wait…I guess that still doesn’t change anything
In the name of the Woody, the Bo, and the Mustache Ride. Amen.
by Pariahwulfen on Feb 27, 2012 1:16 PM EST up reply actions
And they're loaded.
Rich Burlew’s Order of the Stick comic just raised over 1.25 million dollars on Kickstarter to capitalize putting his books back in print.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 27, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Clearly, I need to come up with some bogus thing to put on Kickstarter.
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IS IT SO WRONG FOR ME TO WANT THE PUBLIC TO FUND MY RESEARCH?
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Who'd have thought that anyone who knew what all of that meant would have reproduced?
/former dungeon master
//forgot about all that stuff when Amy Lattimore developed bewbs
Velocitas eradico
You can buy this
I love the product description:
The casual RPG enthusiast will look at this creeper, chuckle, possibly buy it for their child, and move on. However, the avid J!NX gamer will inevitably flame this design with questions such as “Wouldn’t a baby be level 0?”, or “What is its class? Mage? Rogue?”, or “My baby’s INT should be WAY higher!”, or “Does that high Charisma give my baby the ability to lead up to 15 henchmen?”. We expect this. And that, my fanatical friends, is why we love you.
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
Roll for initiative
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 27, 2012 12:38 PM EST up reply actions
/goes last
//doesn’t matter how many bonuses my character gets…
the ladies prefer it that way right?
In the name of the Woody, the Bo, and the Mustache Ride. Amen.
by Pariahwulfen on Feb 27, 2012 1:17 PM EST up reply actions
We'll see how smart you are when the K-9 comes.
You’ve got 99 problems and a bitch is one.
by Mango Stasi on Feb 27, 2012 11:42 AM EST up reply actions
"My glove compartment is lock and so is the back and I know my rights so you gonna need a warrant for that"
As decided by the landmark ruling of Jay-Z v Haters in 2004.
by Mango Stasi on Feb 27, 2012 11:40 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
that video was fake.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Feb 27, 2012 11:46 AM EST up reply actions
I had the feeling it was
But I just wanted to use it as a what-if.
"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there." -- Captain Ron
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 27, 2012 11:47 AM EST up reply actions
Had a former secretary who actually consented to a search.
“How can you hear me scream about clients who were dumb and let people search their car every day and still let them search you?!?”
The only time I've ever been searched was a Joint Military base in Belgium
GS-13 status and orders.
When we showed their superior our orders he nearly kicked them over the car to get them off.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 27, 2012 12:10 PM EST up reply actions
so, to recap
me: “I do mind, you have no probable cause, and I would like to retain my rights”
officer: anything
me: “Am I free to leave?”
Is this the correct way to handle the situation?
Also, what if officer says “I have probable cause and it is X”
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
Spread your cheeks and lick your nut sack
/Dave Chappelle’d
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 27, 2012 12:02 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Something like that
I’d also say to ask for your ticket and be respectful the entire time. If he says he has probable cause, then expect to be ordered or dragged out of the car soon. Generally though if the officer is asking to search he doesn’t have PC and is hoping a) you allow a search or b) you say something dumb that gives him PC (or slur your words enough to where he can argue you may be drunk and he can conduct sobriety tests).
If he/she does say he has probable cause
can you ask why? And if so, is it a good idea to get on record so he/she has to come up with an actual reason?
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
It won't really matter as far as "on the record" purposes go.
What the officer subjectively believed wont play into a court determining whether probable cause existed.
Probably cause can always be made up or nitpicked.
“I saw you swerve back there”
“You didn’t use a turn signal”
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 27, 2012 12:08 PM EST up reply actions
Or the one that always made my PD friend's blood boil,
“you hit the horn there for a split second.”
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yup.
Probable cause CAN be invented, but you’ve gotta find a douchey cop having a really bad day in order to get it.
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 27, 2012 12:13 PM EST up reply actions
In my police practices class, the best thing we had was a student who was an ex-cop.
You’d have the professor saying things like “well then the cop can just invent probable cause” and the kid in class raising his hand: “um, excuse me professor, that crap doesn’t really happen.”
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It doesn't happen when the cop's a good cop.
But SPIDERS.
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He can invent it, he will just have to explain it in court.
And I imagine a cop wouldn’t want a reputation of someone whose searches get tossed in court routinely.
It does
but it’s exceedingly rare. My wife had it happen to her while I was in the car with her.
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 27, 2012 1:19 PM EST up reply actions
I got pulled over on the grounds of "We have had reports of a white car speeding in the area".
Wow, from that description, y’all must have been searching all of Oconee County for something matching that.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 27, 2012 12:40 PM EST up reply actions
is a sobriety test enough to let him search your car? Or does it just allow him to detain you longer?
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
Detain you longer, plus gets you out of the car.
And if you are drunk and end up getting arrested they can search the car.
So
They also allegedly found $1,947 in the jeans he was wearing.
I’ve never found anywhere near that kind of cash in my pants.
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
Well, there goes any chance of your children ever attending Notre Dame.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 27, 2012 11:29 AM EST up reply actions 8 recs
Because he would stoop so low as to carry cash in his pants?
THEY LIKE MARIJUANA TO SMOKE AND ALTER THEIR MINDSET AND THINGS. -Dr. Norris Camacho
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 27, 2012 11:33 AM EST up reply actions
I say.
Currency’s for the poors; the discriminating NDnation member uses convertible bearer bonds or has his batman hand him his chequebook.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 27, 2012 11:35 AM EST up reply actions
Did you mean bagman?
/confused
THEY LIKE MARIJUANA TO SMOKE AND ALTER THEIR MINDSET AND THINGS. -Dr. Norris Camacho
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 27, 2012 11:36 AM EST up reply actions
XKCD batman?
Xkcd batman.
https://www.xkcd.com/1004/
if you put it in the bank
the IRS can find out about it far easier.
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 27, 2012 11:36 AM EST up reply actions
Allegedly.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 27, 2012 12:41 PM EST up reply actions
Unrelated NASCAR note
Just heard on the radio that they’re now aiming to have circle-drivin’ commence at 7:02 tonight. Hopefully, the Monday night start will not lead to “THIS GUY” being in the booth.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Gruden > DW
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 27, 2012 11:04 AM EST up reply actions
as someone succinctly put it yesterday, Ballard's Dash was summed up as --
#FallState
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GTHTSUN
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by CoastalCowbell on Feb 27, 2012 11:04 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
It's like watching Morgan Newton, in reverse.
I think.
"Burn the black jerseys until they are ash. Then, burn the ashes."
by Black Prairie Bullpuppies on Feb 27, 2012 11:05 AM EST up reply actions
One of you guys should have yelled "PORNOGRAPHY", cutting to the other dude looking aghast.
(Yes, I mean Spencer should have yelled “PORNOGRAPHY”.)
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Feb 27, 2012 11:05 AM EST reply actions
Hypothetical:
If LeBron James were coached by Rick Barnes, would the two of them actually curl into a ball and cry during the last two minutes of every game?
Play hard or play elsewhere.
That's ten minutes less than LeBron does now.
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 27, 2012 11:06 AM EST up reply actions
At least they have the same number of rings.
Play hard or play elsewhere.
by lhb98 on Feb 27, 2012 11:07 AM EST up reply actions 11 recs
Rick Barnes is removing himself from consideration for the Miami Heat coaching position.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 27, 2012 11:06 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
TAHNOOOOOOTA BARNES
/crossthememes
//makes sense if you think about it for 45 seconds
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Feb 27, 2012 11:30 AM EST up reply actions
At least he has chicken
In the name of the Woody, the Bo, and the Mustache Ride. Amen.
by Pariahwulfen on Feb 27, 2012 11:31 AM EST up reply actions
Scott Drew
is intrigued by this question.
by lonisedison on Feb 27, 2012 11:25 AM EST up reply actions
Barnes has actually been outcoached by Drew twice this year.
/drops mic
Play hard or play elsewhere.
by lhb98 on Feb 27, 2012 11:25 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It's roughly as safe of a pick as whenever Kansas plays a mid-major
It's a funny name.
Now in a easily digestable, 140-characters-at-a-time form.
by Turd Ferguson on Feb 27, 2012 11:34 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I swore I wouldn't pick Kansas to do well this year.
Then I watched them come back against Missouri and run some great offense in the last 2 minutes of the 2nd half and OT and am starting to talk myself into them again. Dammit.
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Feb 27, 2012 1:13 PM EST up reply actions
Don't do it, if only because
it’s going to be so much more fun rooting for that 10 seed in the second round if you don’t have your bracket riding on Kansas.
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The three, she has always been a weakness
thank god your boys forgot where the rim was for 7 min.
by lonisedison on Feb 27, 2012 11:37 AM EST up reply actions
After watching Anthony Dixon for two years in San Francisco
Ballard stumbling doesn’t surprise me. Seems he’s on par with Miss State running backs.
If he's stackin' crossties at the local lumberyard
within two years, we’ll talk.
"Burn the black jerseys until they are ash. Then, burn the ashes."
by Black Prairie Bullpuppies on Feb 27, 2012 11:08 AM EST up reply actions
Jerious Norwood has been decent.
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GTHTSUN
"Bicycle is new poverty mule. " - Spencer Prokhorov
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 27, 2012 11:10 AM EST up reply actions
In related news, Temple offered Ballard a scholarship.
This despite the fact that he has used up his four years.
THEY LIKE MARIJUANA TO SMOKE AND ALTER THEIR MINDSET AND THINGS. -Dr. Norris Camacho
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 27, 2012 11:19 AM EST up reply actions
I was hoping for Bob and David.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 27, 2012 11:08 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Tom and Jerry?
THEY LIKE MARIJUANA TO SMOKE AND ALTER THEIR MINDSET AND THINGS. -Dr. Norris Camacho
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 27, 2012 11:25 AM EST up reply actions
Marvin the Martian?
In the name of the Woody, the Bo, and the Mustache Ride. Amen.
by Pariahwulfen on Feb 27, 2012 12:09 PM EST up reply actions
Michael Valentine Smith the Martian?
by Albino Tornado on Feb 27, 2012 12:25 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"Stranger in a Strange Land" auto-rec
"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there." -- Captain Ron
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 27, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions
All of Mr. Show for under $30?
All of Mr. Show for under $30! Just thought I’d share for those of you who are torrent-averse. Totally worth the asking price.
My anti-drug is football, because sometimes it is a better hallucinogen than anything you can get at Burning Man. - Spencer Hall 9/28/11
by car.full.of.midgets on Feb 27, 2012 11:57 AM EST up reply actions
#TeamEverythingOnAdultSwimExceptTimAndEric
Bring back Brak!
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 27, 2012 11:32 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I could do without all of their live action stuff
More Birdman instead.
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Feb 27, 2012 1:34 PM EST up reply actions
I'd rather watch Saul of the Molemen than Tim and Eric.
/mustacheride.gif
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 27, 2012 1:45 PM EST up reply actions
Ultimately Birdman had to end because the Colbert Report took off
Birdman without Phil would be like Sealab without Captain Murphy
Footbaw?
In the name of the Woody, the Bo, and the Mustache Ride. Amen.
by Pariahwulfen on Feb 27, 2012 11:15 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
awkward!
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GTHTSUN
"Bicycle is new poverty mule. " - Spencer Prokhorov
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 27, 2012 11:12 AM EST up reply actions
Shutdown Fullback is a lifestyle choice that other bloggers will judge them for.
Play hard or play elsewhere.
by lhb98 on Feb 27, 2012 11:12 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Ironically, however, NDNation is enthralled by the idea of a shutdown fullback.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 27, 2012 11:13 AM EST up reply actions
That, and Saban in a booster seat
"Shabbat Shalom motherfuckers" Mordechai Jefferson Carver
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
Only if you combine it with Tod Graham
"Shabbat Shalom motherfuckers" Mordechai Jefferson Carver
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
Todd Graham was booked
but then his dream show had an opening.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 27, 2012 11:16 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
YAIS, YAIS
I bet if Fearless Leader contacted the media guys for the Senative campaign, they could get him. He’s desperate for free media and that operation seems to dumb to vet the invitation before jumping on it.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Oh man, if they could get Paaaawwwl on the show, that would be awesome
"Shabbat Shalom motherfuckers" Mordechai Jefferson Carver
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
"Big news!"
“There’s a sale on at Penney’s!!!”
by DavidInOpelika on Feb 27, 2012 11:09 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
Sale at Penney's?
Ellen does not approve.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 27, 2012 11:10 AM EST up reply actions
You can make a hat, a broach, a pterodactyl...
It's a funny name.
Now in a easily digestable, 140-characters-at-a-time form.
by Turd Ferguson on Feb 27, 2012 11:32 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit EDSBS...
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 27, 2012 11:33 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I don't know where I'll be then, doc.
But I sure as hell won’t smell too good.
Play hard or play elsewhere.
by lhb98 on Feb 27, 2012 11:35 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'd just like to tell you good luck.
We’re all counting on you.
It's a funny name.
Now in a easily digestable, 140-characters-at-a-time form.
by Turd Ferguson on Feb 27, 2012 11:36 AM EST up reply actions
What's the fastest animal on earth?
The cheetah. Next?
Play hard or play elsewhere.
by lhb98 on Feb 27, 2012 11:37 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
We both know what this is about.
You want me to go to Lubbock.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 27, 2012 11:39 AM EST up reply actions
It's a perfectly reasonable alternative.
If done properly, there’s no risk involved.
Play hard or play elsewhere.
by lhb98 on Feb 27, 2012 11:41 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Judging by the still in that YouTube video
It looks like DEVO’s getting back together!
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeah
YEAH!
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 27, 2012 11:10 AM EST reply actions
Did you have an uncontrollable urge to post that?
by Albino Tornado on Feb 27, 2012 11:13 AM EST up reply actions
I am a Blockhead
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 27, 2012 11:19 AM EST up reply actions
Dear Mr. Wojnarowski,
We have reviewed your article and regret to inform you that it is based on the obviously false assumption that any party can actually “win” anything by participating in the NBA All-Star Game. Your ludicrously wrong premise is rejected, and we have no choice but to relegate you to Bleacher Report.
You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 27, 2012 11:11 AM EST reply actions
TOP 9 WAYS LEBRON WOULD HAVE MADE 9-11 WORSE IF HE HAD BEEN IN NYC CITY
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Feb 27, 2012 11:14 AM EST up reply actions 14 recs
The NYC CITY makes it.
THEY LIKE MARIJUANA TO SMOKE AND ALTER THEIR MINDSET AND THINGS. -Dr. Norris Camacho
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 27, 2012 11:15 AM EST up reply actions
Damn it, Spencer.
This is ruining my grand plan to do the Penn State specific reports in front of my unfinished basement walls, with a dry-erase board over my shoulder that reads “WOODY PAIGE USES A DRY ERASE BOARD.”
Damn it all. Now I need to work on my best Kige Ramsey impression.
And yet
a surprising lack of out of control facial hair.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
Clean-shaven Spencer
is actually the one that worries me most.
GET YOUR ASS TO MARS
Twitter: @celebrityhottub - iPad spambots only, please!
by Run Home Jack on Feb 27, 2012 11:15 AM EST up reply actions 5 recs
That's the one who's clearly up to something.
by Chris Grovich on Feb 27, 2012 11:16 AM EST up reply actions
Classic misdirection.
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GTHTSUN
"Bicycle is new poverty mule. " - Spencer Prokhorov
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 27, 2012 11:17 AM EST up reply actions
this ends poorly
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 27, 2012 12:16 PM EST up reply actions
Spencer's "lemon drops" tweet this weekend:
Clear sign of a clean-shaven Spencer.
And fucking hilarious.
Play hard or play elsewhere.
Anyone else catch Charlie Rose this weekend?
Master thespian Kenneth Branagh ruled the round oak table. Guy’s been carrying the water for Shakespeare since the late 80’s.
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. - F. Scott Fitzgerald
by videoartistknoxharrington on Feb 27, 2012 11:17 AM EST reply actions
I'll just leave this here....
Via Edsbs Twitter via Roboshark
by haybeav on Feb 27, 2012 11:20 AM EST reply actions 2 recs
Clooney laughs at PItt now that he has Keibler and Pitt is stuck with Skeletor.
by SKLM on Feb 27, 2012 11:21 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
What can I say about that dress that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan; It looks bombed out and depleted.
Writer/Analyst/Head Chef
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Feb 27, 2012 11:51 AM EST up reply actions 11 recs
She wears underwear with dickholes in them
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
by btcoop71 on Feb 27, 2012 11:52 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Best Chapelle skit ever?
Lol no.
The Wayne Brady episode owns that title from here to forever.
Shorter contenders include the Racial Draft and the World Series of Dice.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 27, 2012 11:58 AM EST up reply actions
In order
1. Player Haters Ball
2. Original Rick James skit
3. World Series of Dice
4. Wayne Brady
5. WSOD
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
No Prince? Clayton Bigsby? Kneehigh Park?
by Mango Stasi on Feb 27, 2012 12:03 PM EST up reply actions
So many good skits to consider
/has funny TV show
//gets $50 million contract
///quits
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
Kneehigh Park is so brilliant. And yet it feels so unremembered. I have no idea why. Maybe the cuss words didn't play well bleeped?
However, as great as so much of that show was, Wayne Brady is far above anything else. Just white hot genius from start to finish.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
Now I'm watching these videos
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZHTFsw2Eqg
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
Kneehigh Park is by far the best one.
“It’s…it’s a dagger!”
THEY LIKE MARIJUANA TO SMOKE AND ALTER THEIR MINDSET AND THINGS. -Dr. Norris Camacho
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 27, 2012 12:43 PM EST up reply actions
racial draft? what if we got restitutions?
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 27, 2012 12:16 PM EST up reply actions
Anything with Tron is golden, especially the Real World spoof.
by Mango Stasi on Feb 27, 2012 12:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Don't make dollas it don't make sense
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on Feb 27, 2012 12:54 PM EST up reply actions
deversify ya funds, [spida].
"sometimes i take humor seriously. sometimes i take seriousness humorously. either way, it is irrelevant." Mal-2
"if you can't get any enlightenment out of a situation, you might as well get some fun." Wiggs Dannyboy
distim the frammisgoshes!
by thetennesseethumper on Feb 28, 2012 8:29 AM EST up reply actions
Do not force me to choose between my children Coop.
Writer/Analyst/Head Chef
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Feb 27, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
Fingerguns should be shooting rainbows
Other than that, marvelous.
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
The Boom Boom King has an Oscar for a song about Muppets
I refuse to believe this was a decision made by the same people that thought Shakespeare in Love was a better movie than Saving Private Ryan
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
those voters died?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 27, 2012 12:58 PM EST up reply actions
It had a 50-50 shot.
I'm a wreck loose in society.
by Narrow Right on Feb 27, 2012 12:59 PM EST up reply actions
Dean also has an Oscar. The academy must have gotten some new blood
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Perhaps he's going to Grantland. Or to SBNation.
Anything to get away from Yahooligans.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 27, 2012 11:25 AM EST up reply actions
that's an interesting point
Yahoo! comments are just a step above youtube in terms of mouth breathing ignorance, but I’m sure Matt has long since grown a thick skin (if he ever cared in the first place). Still, you have got to think that he’d like his work to be part of a discourse on his own site rather than, say, people leaving here to go read his article and then coming back here to talk about it (Step #1 in Spencer’s plan for media domination).
by haveagreatday on Feb 27, 2012 2:21 PM EST up reply actions
HNNNNNNNNNG!
In the name of the Woody, the Bo, and the Mustache Ride. Amen.
by Pariahwulfen on Feb 27, 2012 11:28 AM EST up reply actions
Me too
But the “I shouldn’t be hard to find” comment – what’s easier to find than the 4 Letter? #FreeHinton
by Albino Tornado on Feb 27, 2012 11:32 AM EST up reply actions
ooooooooo
now this I like
In the name of the Woody, the Bo, and the Mustache Ride. Amen.
by Pariahwulfen on Feb 27, 2012 11:34 AM EST up reply actions
Maisel's the only national beat writer over at the Four Letter.
All their online coverage is broken down into the conference-specific blogs.
Compare and contrast with Staples, Mandel, and Aunt Stabbitha.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 27, 2012 11:37 AM EST up reply actions
If you're particularly special, you get your own blog.
Like Stanford, or the North Carolina basketball team.
I'm a wreck loose in society.
by Narrow Right on Feb 27, 2012 11:39 AM EST up reply actions
At least Y! is apparently keeping the Dr. Saturday name,
which was always weird and not nearly as good as Sunday Morning QB. Please come back SMQ!
Happy with him landing anywhere really, as long as he lands somewhere.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
ARE YA READY FOR SOME DRIVING IN OVALS??!!??
ALL MY ROWDY FRIENDS ARE BOOTLEGGIN WHISKEY!
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 27, 2012 11:33 AM EST up reply actions
/turns left
In the name of the Woody, the Bo, and the Mustache Ride. Amen.
by Pariahwulfen on Feb 27, 2012 11:34 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/turns left
THEY LIKE MARIJUANA TO SMOKE AND ALTER THEIR MINDSET AND THINGS. -Dr. Norris Camacho
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 27, 2012 11:35 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/waves flag
THEY LIKE MARIJUANA TO SMOKE AND ALTER THEIR MINDSET AND THINGS. -Dr. Norris Camacho
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 27, 2012 11:37 AM EST up reply actions
/slams on breaks
//stops
///turns at 5 mph
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Feb 27, 2012 11:45 AM EST up reply actions
I didnt know you were a woman.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 27, 2012 11:45 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
hmph.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 27, 2012 11:46 AM EST up reply actions
The correct term is "Senior Citizen"
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Feb 27, 2012 11:47 AM EST up reply actions
/ends up sitting in the middle of four-way stop with warning flashers on
You and I may not like it ourselves, but it is good exposure to potential recruits, who do watch sports programming a lot when they are not working out, practicing, etc.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 27, 2012 11:50 AM EST up reply actions
He's not the issue
"The intensity of the dump was the problem" - Nick Saban
by Bazarov, the Last Romanov on Feb 27, 2012 11:55 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
//cuts off driver
///goes 7 below speed limit.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Feb 27, 2012 11:51 AM EST up reply actions
There's a few roads in my town that are 15 mph
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Feb 27, 2012 11:53 AM EST up reply actions
//wife opens door, falls out and rolls down hill
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Feb 27, 2012 11:54 AM EST up reply actions
I was driving with my uncle a few years back
And we noticed this man and women in front of us arguing in the car. And then the man threw the woman out of the car going around a corner right on the highway.
So did you get Gucci's autograph?
Donate to my Movember-- I poorly grow, so support my Mo'.
http://www.movember.com/m/22481
by jokastrength on Feb 27, 2012 12:00 PM EST up reply actions
I'd imagine this is a state issue, is it not?
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 27, 2012 11:59 AM EST up reply actions
Found the source, it's state
PA Code 3362: municipal townships can not enact or post speed limits below 25 MPH “Except when a special hazard exists that requires lower speed for compliance with section 3361 (relating to driving vehicle at safe speed)”
Old skit, but relevant.
Almost Live presents the Ballard Driving Academy.
Work hard, play harder, rest easy.
I didn't bump them officer
I was trying to drift.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 27, 2012 11:52 AM EST up reply actions
That's draft
Drift is something completely different.
If the brute force method fails, you didn't use enough brute force.
ugh stupid fingers
i knew that.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 27, 2012 12:12 PM EST up reply actions
This movie would have been hilarious if it were more like a live-action Initial D
Complete with super eurobeat soundtrack.
I probably would have seen it 10x in theaters just to laugh my balls off at audience reactions.
by Synaesthesia on Feb 27, 2012 2:07 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
so what is that movie if not hilarious...
personally i think it’s a cinematic masterpiece. the choose your own adventure of a car-fiend-in-asia story
/fakes left turn and goes right never using signal
/Atlanta’d
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 27, 2012 11:51 AM EST up reply actions
Last week in Ohio
Guy was in the right lane with right turn signal on, decided to turn left across 3 other lanes.
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
Dallas drivers applaud
and subscribe to his newsletter
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 27, 2012 11:54 AM EST up reply actions
Fuck Ohio.
"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there." -- Captain Ron
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 27, 2012 11:51 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm from Florida and what's this turn signal that you speak of?
THEY LIKE MARIJUANA TO SMOKE AND ALTER THEIR MINDSET AND THINGS. -Dr. Norris Camacho
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 27, 2012 11:52 AM EST up reply actions
With Gruden
I’LL TELL YA WHAT JAWS THIS GUY KNOWS HOW TO TURN LEFT, WHICH IS WHY I CALL HIM “THE LEFT TURNER.” TURNING LEFT IS WHAT IT TAKES TO SUCCEED IN THE NATIONAL.ASSOCIATION.FOR.STOCK.CAR.AUTO.RACING.
by Mango Stasi on Feb 27, 2012 11:37 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Point of Order:
You did not identify what his profession is. Example:
I’LL TELL YA WHAT JAWS THIS GUY IS A FOOTBALL PLAYER. HE KNOWS HOW TO TACKLE, WHICH IS WHY I CALL HIM “THE TACKLER” TACKLING IS WHAT IT TAKES TO SUCCEED IN THE NATIONAL.FOOTBALL.TACKLING.LEAGUE.
THEY LIKE MARIJUANA TO SMOKE AND ALTER THEIR MINDSET AND THINGS. -Dr. Norris Camacho
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 27, 2012 11:39 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'll tell you what a NASCAR driver's profession isn't.
An athlete.
/comeatmebros
by Mango Stasi on Feb 27, 2012 11:46 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Well
I had the broadcast on as background noise for a while yesterday and they were interviewing one of the drivers who had just had arthroscopic knee surgery. If I heard him correctly, he is going to compete at Daytona but won’t be cleared to go running for about three weeks.
OTOH, those guys undoubtedly have better hand-eye coordination and reflex time than anyone in sports with the possible exception of major-league hitters.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Sirs, I am afraid you have violated a little-known Texas statute
limiting the number of pairs of horned-rim glasses allowed in a single location.
The Wiki (Varsity Pride) -- The Blog (Those Other Guys) -- The Twitter
Contributor at Bring on the Cats, SBNation's Kansas State blog
EDSBS Censor Librorum Promulgatio Media
/Austin violates statute
//claims sovereign immunity
by Albino Tornado on Feb 27, 2012 11:26 AM EST up reply actions
I need an address to send in sone CFB memorabilia to.tge set.
A Mike Dubose signed football that says “roll tide” and Tubbs signed the other side with “war eagle”
I also have a jim tressel signed ball with Go Bucks tattooed on the side.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Feb 27, 2012 11:24 AM EST via Android app reply actions
You can send it to me.
I won’t complain.
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 27, 2012 11:26 AM EST up reply actions
That reminds me, I had a Lou Holtzh Arkansas doll that I needed to hunt down.
Still haven’t decided if I’m going to send it in if I do find it though.
THEY LIKE MARIJUANA TO SMOKE AND ALTER THEIR MINDSET AND THINGS. -Dr. Norris Camacho
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 27, 2012 11:28 AM EST up reply actions
RG3 rocking the cover of NCAA 13
In before 60% of Alabama calls in to Finebaum today complaining a Crimson Tide player isn’t on it for the 2nd year in a row after winning the national title
Twitter: RyanMcD29
by RyanMcD29 on Feb 27, 2012 11:25 AM EST reply actions 2 recs
Aren't you missing a few zeros there?
In the name of the Woody, the Bo, and the Mustache Ride. Amen.
by Pariahwulfen on Feb 27, 2012 11:27 AM EST up reply actions
Paaawwwl, we got an Oscar now too!
Oscar Nashnul Champenship,Wooohoo!
"Shabbat Shalom motherfuckers" Mordechai Jefferson Carver
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
*ahem*
She’s an Auburn grad.
War Damn *insert funny response here"
If the brute force method fails, you didn't use enough brute force.
More of the reason Alabama can claim it.
“I just don’t understand why she didn’t thank coach Saban , Paaaawwwwl”
"Shabbat Shalom motherfuckers" Mordechai Jefferson Carver
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
Well Alabama dominated the Oscars before
With their football playing, Vietnam vet with Medal of Honor, ping pong master, shrimp company owner alumnus who got to meet a ton of presidents
Twitter: RyanMcD29
Everybody knows that Oscar belongs to Mr. Dufresne
Les Miles is my coach. You think you can show me the mouth of madness? I've worn madness' hat, and the fit was perfect.
by Matt 'n' The Hat on Feb 27, 2012 5:56 PM EST up reply actions
AMEN.
I will forever hate Forrest Gump (in all categories) for stealing from Shawshank Redemption.
by Durdens Wrath on Feb 28, 2012 12:54 PM EST up reply actions
Pretty awesome.
Finally someone I don’t consider boycotting NCAA for.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Feb 27, 2012 11:27 AM EST up reply actions
that to assume that most Finebaum callers have a xbox or PS3.
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GTHTSUN
"Bicycle is new poverty mule. " - Spencer Prokhorov
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 27, 2012 11:32 AM EST up reply actions
The lunker done broke my line again PAWWLL!
If the brute force method fails, you didn't use enough brute force.
by AubEng on Feb 27, 2012 11:37 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I hadforgotten about that game
and fuck the lunker for breaking my thickest line every damned time
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
as do i
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
This is a twitter
And this is a Mountain West website
And here is a brand spanking new Big West blog: Big West Confidential
What makes this cover cooler...
Is that shadow is gonna be 1 of 8 former Heisman winners, as voted by the fans
Wait, by the fans? Yep, insert Bama player here.
Twitter: RyanMcD29
AJ McCarron...and ALL. THE. UNDESERVING HEISMANS.
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
This is a twitter
And this is a Mountain West website
And here is a brand spanking new Big West blog: Big West Confidential
ESPN's Joe Schad reports that Gino Toretta may not have been entirely deserving of the Heisman Trophy.
Author at Acme Packing Company, a Green Bay Packers blog, and Editor at BT Powerhouse, a Big Ten Basketball blog
Yes, I am on twitter. If you have to ask, you're streets behind.
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Feb 27, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions
I STILL HAVE YET TO FIND A CHERRY IN MY "VERY CHERRY" FRUIT COCKTAIL
6-year-old me is about to cap someone.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Feb 27, 2012 11:28 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
That's like not getting any red skittles or green mike and ikes
And because Auburn men and women believe in these things, I believe in Auburn and love it.
by alexanderkotov on Feb 27, 2012 12:23 PM EST up reply actions
i will fight you for Green Mike and Ike's
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
This is a twitter
And this is a Mountain West website
And here is a brand spanking new Big West blog: Big West Confidential
I will eat your children.
And because Auburn men and women believe in these things, I believe in Auburn and love it.
by alexanderkotov on Feb 27, 2012 1:30 PM EST up reply actions
Er. I was going for Mike Tyson.
And because Auburn men and women believe in these things, I believe in Auburn and love it.
by alexanderkotov on Feb 27, 2012 1:33 PM EST up reply actions
Point of Order: Lebron James is not the easiest person in the world to hate.
In fact, he’s not even the easiest James.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 27, 2012 11:28 AM EST reply actions 23 recs
Ironically though, Lebron's "decision" was almost universally hated.
The other James’ "decision? Not so much.
THEY LIKE MARIJUANA TO SMOKE AND ALTER THEIR MINDSET AND THINGS. -Dr. Norris Camacho
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 27, 2012 11:32 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Failures in the fourth quarter are much less reprehensible
than victory over 5 hookers.
And because Auburn men and women believe in these things, I believe in Auburn and love it.
by alexanderkotov on Feb 27, 2012 12:22 PM EST up reply actions
"ALLEGED" victory over 5 hookers.
Author at Acme Packing Company, a Green Bay Packers blog, and Editor at BT Powerhouse, a Big Ten Basketball blog
Yes, I am on twitter. If you have to ask, you're streets behind.
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Feb 27, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions
The NBA All-Star game or the Pro Bowl: Which is more pointless?
I'm a wreck loose in society.
/hived
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 27, 2012 11:41 AM EST up reply actions
Yes?
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 27, 2012 11:41 AM EST up reply actions
Trick question
The answer is “NHL All-Start Game.”
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Did anyone break out a Superman cape at the NBA All-"Star" game?
Your argument is invalid.
Not the MLB All-Star Game... it Counts.
/stupid fucking way to determine homefield is fucking stupid.
Donate to my Movember-- I poorly grow, so support my Mo'.
http://www.movember.com/m/22481
by jokastrength on Feb 27, 2012 12:04 PM EST up reply actions
NHL All Star Game? Joke
NHL All Star Weekend? Magical
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
WNBA
/sorry
//shows self out
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Feb 27, 2012 11:41 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, time for it it go.
I attempted to watch it this year and it was pathetic. I know they’re not gonna try, but at least try to makle it less obvious that they’re not gonna try.
That, or just make it zany. All LB’s play blindedfolded in the 1st quarter. Release 20 live koalas on the field in the 3rd. The loser of a pre-game coin flip has to the run the wing-t the entire game. That kinda stuff.
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
Make them play Calvinball or Blernsball.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 27, 2012 12:46 PM EST up reply actions
All-Star game
At least Pro Bowlers get to go to Hawaii.
THEY LIKE MARIJUANA TO SMOKE AND ALTER THEIR MINDSET AND THINGS. -Dr. Norris Camacho
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 27, 2012 11:42 AM EST up reply actions
Make-up call for Stern screwing up the Paul trade and catching Houston in the gears?
Make-up call for Stern screwing up the Paul trade and catching Houston in the gears.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 27, 2012 11:44 AM EST up reply actions
Its all because Dickless here voided the Paul trade!
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 27, 2012 11:47 AM EST up reply actions
Stern's not even the first comissioner to royally dick over a Houston team.
And here is where I say, “Fuck you, Bud.”
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
If Gary Bettman could find a way to fuck Houston we'd have the terrible commissioner trifecta.
by Mango Stasi on Feb 27, 2012 11:53 AM EST up reply actions
/Goodell makes us take back Titans
//moves Texans to Las Vegas
///I weep.
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
No, no picture it.
The Los Angeles Texans!
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 27, 2012 1:07 PM EST up reply actions
It's a goddamned crime against all that is right that Minnesota's minor league team in Texas
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
HOLD HOLD HOLD ON IMMA LET YOU FINISH YOUR SEASON
BUT NEVER MIND THAT HURRICANE YOUR HOME GAMES JUST TURNED INTO ROAD GAMES WHERE YOU WON’T EVEN GET TO WARM UP.
Fuck Bud, Fuck Carlos Zambrano for pretending that “no-hitter” meant anything, Fuck Bud again, fuck Drayton for caving to Bud, fuck Crane for coming into the position with his hands on his ankles, and fuck Bud one more time.
Play hard or play elsewhere.
I've gotten over/accepted the AL move
but the Hurricane Game will piss me off until the day I die.
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
Is this true?
Yes, sir. David Stern has no dick.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Feb 27, 2012 11:54 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Maybe even a performance by Pitbull
If you’re lucky and don’t make the playoffs we’ll throw in Ne-Yo
Twitter: RyanMcD29
For all of the bitching about the baseball ASG
it’s the only one I bother watching.
Play hard or play elsewhere.
It actually means something too
They should put those type of implications on the other games.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Feb 27, 2012 11:43 AM EST up reply actions
OR THEY SHOULD TAKE THE "STAKES" AWAY FROM THE BASEBALL GAME BECAUSE ITS THE STUP--
OK OK Ok ok ok ok. I’ll calm down.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
I give not one shit about it.
It was alternating years for home field previously, that’s no less arbitrary.
Play hard or play elsewhere.
Definitely arbitrary. And stupid.
But this is stupider. And all because people pretended the ASG mattered for decades after it stopped mattering (if it ever did). Then one little tie game and everyone loses their minds.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
I think the overall loser of the Home Run Derby has to play a season for the Orioles
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Feb 27, 2012 11:47 AM EST up reply actions
THIS TIME THE HRD MATTERS
(MLB Ad Campaign to be played 2 months before All-Star Weekend with “Written in the Stars” blasting in the background)
Twitter: RyanMcD29
Why they don't just do "most regular season wins" and get it over with...
that would just make sense.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "
NHL Trade Deadline Day's boring this year
Only move so far has been Kostitsyn from Montreal to Nashville for a 2013 2nd rounder
Twitter: RyanMcD29
TSN and Sportsnet have each had about 30 people on air since about 8am discussing nothing
It gets more ridiculous every year
I think everybody's a bit gun shy after the way the Wild robbed NJ this weekend.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
That is such
a southern thing to do. Can’t say I’m surprised.
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 27, 2012 11:57 AM EST up reply actions
No, that is a dickish redneck thing to do.
Southern != redneck.
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by car.full.of.midgets on Feb 27, 2012 12:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
No worries, man.
As a native of North Florida, I frequently have to explain the distinction to those who move here from further afield. I’m thinking of getting a Venn diagram printed on a business card to make it easier.
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by car.full.of.midgets on Feb 27, 2012 12:06 PM EST up reply actions
As a native Alabamian I should recognize that as well.
been up north too damn long.
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 27, 2012 12:07 PM EST up reply actions
North Florida native?
This man has a PhD in Redneckology
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 27, 2012 12:08 PM EST up reply actions
With a concentration in Jorts & Drunken Floating
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by car.full.of.midgets on Feb 27, 2012 12:08 PM EST up reply actions
Florida Panhandle- the Redneck Riviera.
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 27, 2012 12:09 PM EST up reply actions
It's Redneck Mecca
The site of many a pilgramage.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 27, 2012 12:10 PM EST up reply actions
I just couldn't get on board
with the whole “pray facing toward the Flora-Bama five times” a day thing. On the other hand, Hal-y’all is a very permissive dietary guideline…
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by car.full.of.midgets on Feb 27, 2012 12:14 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Where pork is encouraged, methinks.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
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I didn't know it happened in Florida.
Yet somehow I knew.
by Mango Stasi on Feb 27, 2012 12:05 PM EST up reply actions
Sell now. Haynesworth alert.
Vontaze Burfict blames everyone imaginable for his crappy season except, notably, Vontaze Burfict.
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no, he probably blames Iowa
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And Clemson
’cause Fuck Clemson
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 27, 2012 12:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
He forgot that "Kill everybody" is just for the field, not for everywhere else.
I'm a wreck loose in society.
by Narrow Right on Feb 27, 2012 12:42 PM EST up reply actions
Good morning everyone! Happy Lent (probably for just me)...
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am I allowed to ask an ethnicity?
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Awbrun Fambly.
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by alexanderkotov on Feb 27, 2012 12:17 PM EST up reply actions
Half Pakistani, half Northeastern European (Swedish/Norwegian/etc)
Russian orthodox.
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 27, 2012 12:17 PM EST up reply actions
Well Kali Sarakosti to her!
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and you ALL OF YOU!
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I already self-promoted shamelessly on Twitter,
but I’m getting some of my research published in a book collection! :D
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by alexanderkotov on Feb 27, 2012 12:16 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
WOO! Hopefully i'll get published within the next couple months
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I have a couple of things out for review, but one's in Canada and one's in Romania.
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by alexanderkotov on Feb 27, 2012 12:18 PM EST up reply actions
Neither of those are actual countries.
One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov
But they have flags.
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You call this a flag?
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damn hippies
In the name of the Woody, the Bo, and the Mustache Ride. Amen.
by Pariahwulfen on Feb 27, 2012 12:29 PM EST up reply actions
I mean, come ON.
It’s not even a full tree.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
by Gator Cub on Feb 27, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Stanford is interested in your vexillology and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
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by Narrow Right on Feb 27, 2012 12:43 PM EST up reply actions
A tree does not neccessarily entail nationhood.
by Mango Stasi on Feb 27, 2012 12:44 PM EST up reply actions
Cascadia (better known as the Pacific Northwest).
by Mango Stasi on Feb 27, 2012 12:49 PM EST up reply actions
It might as well be
If you look at the forestry service’s map the Cascade Mountain region is the only place in the contiguous 48 to be labeled Wilderness.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
If Bigfoot exists, he's in there, and no we're not finding him
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
How do they overlook the Upper Pennisula?
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 27, 2012 1:09 PM EST up reply actions
Not even in the same ballpark
The only place in this country more rugged than the Cascades is in Alaska
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
they have a better national anthem though
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 27, 2012 12:32 PM EST up reply actions
dude...If I knew about EDSBS in high school, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't finish high school
FINISH YOUR HOMEWORK SO YOU CAN GO ON EDSBS!
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by greekpadre on Feb 27, 2012 12:34 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm in school for chrissakes
I am skipping an art class now to do work.
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 27, 2012 12:35 PM EST up reply actions
and by "do work" you really mean "hang out with the cool kids on here"
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Does that mean I have to leave?
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by Narrow Right on Feb 27, 2012 12:43 PM EST up reply actions
no
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I'm not sure whether to scold you . . .
. . . or send you an application to Simon’s Rock.
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Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
You gots to flip it..
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by jokastrength on Feb 27, 2012 12:50 PM EST up reply actions
Still one of the most exciting WS in history
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the 1991 one was good too.
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by jokastrength on Feb 27, 2012 12:52 PM EST up reply actions
/promptlyforgets1998WS
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Feb 27, 2012 1:24 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
No Flag No Country
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room." - President Merkin Muffley
by I_Call_The_Big_One_Bitey on Feb 27, 2012 2:57 PM EST up reply actions
Doesn't it?
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by jokastrength on Feb 27, 2012 4:24 PM EST up reply actions
Unicornia!
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 27, 2012 5:48 PM EST up reply actions
I suppose next you're going to tell me that POWMIA isn't a country.
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by jonfmorse on Feb 27, 2012 12:32 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
WHO HATES IOWA?
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Inspired by the French. Take that for what you will.
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by Narrow Right on Feb 27, 2012 12:44 PM EST up reply actions
Buzz Williams - Man of the Week
He did this in Morgantown…after beating WVU…while they were playing Country Roads…
By all accounts, he is still alive.
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by Warrior Brad on Feb 27, 2012 12:38 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
I hadn't seen what he actually did.
Yes, I am surprised that he is still alive.
I'm a wreck loose in society.
by Narrow Right on Feb 27, 2012 12:43 PM EST up reply actions
Was an impressive troll.
Only thing that would have made it better was a thrown object wiping the smirk off his face instead of common sense.
by DanaHolgorsen'sPreCirrhoticLiver on Feb 27, 2012 1:11 PM EST up reply actions
Well
you could have beaten his B team, but that’s another matter.
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by Warrior Brad on Feb 27, 2012 5:35 PM EST up reply actions
So it's official - the ACC schedule will finally be released this afternoon.
With thanks to Presbyterian for filling the hole in GT’s schedule to make it possible.
/hits Wikipedia to figure out who the heck this is
Established football aliens since 1885.
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Yeah, but the winner has already been decided.
Calvinist jokes never get old.
If the brute force method fails, you didn't use enough brute force.
We're playing PC?
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I have two cousins who went there.
Yellow Jacket VS. Blue Hose.
You’ll pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge!
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 27, 2012 12:53 PM EST up reply actions
i've been to Presbyterian to play lacrosse (yeah, bro!)
it makes Clemson look like a booming metropolis
oh and Fuck Clemson
clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose...
by Gamecock24 on Feb 27, 2012 12:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
and its makes Columbia
look like a shit hole
Formerly never_go_full_dabo
by that1blackClemsonfan on Feb 27, 2012 1:34 PM EST up reply actions
that's because it IS a shit hole...
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by Orangebowl81 on Feb 27, 2012 6:37 PM EST up reply actions
I too have been to Clinton, SC..
…there is no there there. (Other than Presbyterian College and various other church enterprises). You know the town is bad when fine dining is the Golden Corral and you’d rather work late because there ain’t shit to do when you quit.
I'm not really a CPA, I just play one on television.
It's like you wandered into a Flannery O'Conner novel.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 27, 2012 2:18 PM EST up reply actions
Not actually our first meeting.
Last match-up with GT and PC was in 1937, GT won 59 – 0.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 27, 2012 2:21 PM EST up reply actions
Shutdown Fullbackwill be a channel on Youtube
Available in 1000x as many markets as LHN!
His name was Nick Bloomfield.
Also Not You
by The Commenter Formerly Known as Not You on Feb 27, 2012 2:07 PM EST reply actions
COTG shall forever more be
Crazy
Ole
Testicle
God
To me.
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