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Welcome to the beginning of the best weekend of your life. Never forget, you guys. Never forget. (via)

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Follow me! A slightly pedophilic thing to say to someone without context! @JMan_Rife

by J.Rife on Feb 24, 2012 6:35 PM EST up reply actions  

If only this news broke on May fifth

#REMEMBERTHEFIVE

They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.

by Dawg in Beaumont on Feb 24, 2012 4:29 PM EST reply actions  

Unfortunately, the five hookers that Craig James killed while at SMU will never be around to enjoy this.

I guess Craig James never should have killed those five hookers while at SMU. Now he’ll have to answer to God for his crimes.

Allegedly.

¡El Hipopótamo!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 24, 2012 4:41 PM EST reply actions  

Craig James is gonna have to answer to God for his behavior

And dont look know, but God’s a huge fan of the Air Raid.

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by emc503 on Feb 24, 2012 4:43 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Thank Jebus

From what I hear he’s doing REALLY bad….

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by I_Call_The_Big_One_Bitey on Feb 24, 2012 4:41 PM EST reply actions  

Something like this?

Also, if I’m not mistaken, you were the one who originally shed light on the allegations that CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU this past summer, weren’t you? If so, + threeve gozillion internets to you.

by Dr. Norris Camacho on Feb 24, 2012 5:08 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Needs more excitement!

Junior Senior to the rescue!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPlQpGeTbIE

When we get the Pig, the Jug and the Axe, we'll have one hell of a picnic

by Marshmoose on Feb 24, 2012 5:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Quick!

What is the correct pronunciation of “Handel”?

“Han-del”?

or

“Hahn-del”?

"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there." -- Captain Ron

by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 24, 2012 6:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Glorious 8-bit squirrels.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 24, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Based on a true story???

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by I_Call_The_Big_One_Bitey on Feb 24, 2012 5:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Isn't "Dead Hooker" redundant

Because “Once they’re dead they’re hookers!”

"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there." -- Captain Ron

by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 24, 2012 6:48 PM EST up reply actions  

#RonP4Justified

screenshot from the second episode.
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If you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 24, 2012 5:10 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

/82 degrees in Gainesville

//turns on AC
///wonders where winter went

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Feb 24, 2012 5:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Back to the freaking pole, I hope.

#teamnowinter

"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there." -- Captain Ron

by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 24, 2012 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

winter rolled up lately in chicago.

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 24, 2012 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

#TeamALLTHESNOW

In the name of the Woody, the Bo, and the Mustache Ride. Amen.

by Pariahwulfen on Feb 24, 2012 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Craig James is getting killed in the polls;

http://blog.chron.com/txpotomac/2012/02/new-poll-shows-dewhurst-cruz-far-ahead-of-rest-of-gop-senate-field/
Gotta think he new going in. Wonder what his fall back is.
A matchup between Craig James and “Daniel Boone” sounds hilarious, though

"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot

by Cap Town Cat on Feb 24, 2012 5:25 PM EST reply actions  

Apparently not; 67% are "not sure" what their opinion of him is

Though he has a -15% net favorability overall.
http://www.publicpolicypolling.com/main/2012/01/gop-up-big-in-texas-senate-race.html

"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot

by Cap Town Cat on Feb 24, 2012 5:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Do your kids even know who Daniel Boone is?

Mine didn’t, after K-12 education in one of Maryland’s finest school districts.

Never heard of Davy Crockett, either.

/weeps for nation

"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there." -- Captain Ron

by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 24, 2012 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

oh oh, I know

mostly from watching westerns with grandpa broman.

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 24, 2012 6:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Even if one didn't think the were positive figures in American history

They WERE figures in American history. Only the Soviets airbrushed people out of the big picture.

"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there." -- Captain Ron

by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 24, 2012 7:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Which part?

That they were figures in American history?

Or that only Soviets etc. etc.?

"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there." -- Captain Ron

by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 24, 2012 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

The second part.

Purely hypothetically speaking of course, since such a person ceased to exist after a successful coaching tenure at Wyoming.

by Mango Stasi on Feb 24, 2012 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Joe Stalin had a successful coaching tenure at Wyoming?

Why, I never!

"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there." -- Captain Ron

by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 24, 2012 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

A single touchdown is a tragedy. A million, a statistic."

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by darthbubba on Feb 25, 2012 2:00 PM EST up reply actions  

They...

…were figures in American history who didn’t do anything especially noteworthy, though. One of the big problems with history teaching in schools is that they teach too many little factoids and not enough broad strokes, supposedly.

It’s not airbrushing if your kids U.S. history books mention Brigham Young, but leave out King Strang, for example. Even though King Strang is a fascinating story.

by witless chum on Feb 28, 2012 11:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Dear Sparty stickypuck team,

Remember that one team you got your asses kicked by the football team?

Yeah.

XOXO,
ACS

¡El Hipopótamo!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 24, 2012 5:37 PM EST reply actions   4 recs

SOON.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Feb 24, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Our happiness surely pails in comparison to that of Chris Fowler.

Now he only has to babysit one babbling idiot on Thursday nights.

(formerly Gregatron)
Respect the bucket, son.

by Eggplant Wizard on Feb 24, 2012 5:53 PM EST reply actions  

Today was a good day.

Kalashnikov use was kept to a bare minimum. However, I did not record a triple double in a bouncyhoop game and I don’t know if my mother prepared a breakfast without any pork products.

by Mango Stasi on Feb 24, 2012 6:02 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

See any dirigibles today?

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 24, 2012 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

RACIST!

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by saxattack29 on Feb 24, 2012 7:12 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

What?

"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot

by Cap Town Cat on Feb 24, 2012 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

yanking your chain

because it’s a black pug.

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by saxattack29 on Feb 24, 2012 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Wish this was going to be the best weekend of my life

but sadly, my wife is enjoying at least 48 hours in labor and delivery thanks to some signs of possible preeclampsia.

Which means I’m going to be watching Daytona on a 13-inch standard-def TV bolted to the wall instead of on my big-screen at home, but it’s for my wife and son.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 24, 2012 6:39 PM EST reply actions  

good luck to you and yours

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 24, 2012 6:40 PM EST up reply actions  

prayers and thoughts your way!

If you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 24, 2012 6:40 PM EST up reply actions  

That kid will never live it down

My mom still brings up the 36 hours of labor.

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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 24, 2012 6:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Shuddering high-five

Though I have to admit, two of my three kids were marked by some kind of pop culture moment.

Child #1, 23 Nov. 1987: 24 hrs of labor, final c-section, Monday Night Football loss of Redskins to Vikings

Child #2, 29 Jun. 1990: “Bitch set me up!” moment in Washington, DC.

Child #3, 9 Nov. 1992: Nothing. Mrs. with a beer did think she could walk from the car to the hospital, only to be struck down by massive labor outside. Barely made it to delivery room.

BTW, all the deliveries were normal after the first C-section. Doctors today are just ascairt of more malpractice suits.

"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there." -- Captain Ron

by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 24, 2012 6:57 PM EST up reply actions  

She's not even going to deliver (barring sudden complication)

for at least another couple of weeks, so we’re literally just hanging out.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 24, 2012 7:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I was born about a month early

at just over 9 pounds, a couple weeks is within the parameters of having said kiddo.

In the name of the Woody, the Bo, and the Mustache Ride. Amen.

by Pariahwulfen on Feb 24, 2012 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

My friend was born on Thanksgiving day

Her mom still gives her dad grief for (briefly) leaving the hospital to put in an appearance at T-giving dinner.

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by saxattack29 on Feb 24, 2012 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

In a way

You are all my children in here.

I think the gap between my and MtnEer’s age and the rest of y’all’s is similar to that of the gap in the Moh’s Hardness Scale between #10 diamond and #9 carborundum.

"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there." -- Captain Ron

by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 24, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Good luck, godspeed.

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by saxattack29 on Feb 24, 2012 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Good luck, man.

Thoughts and prayers and congratulations.

by UGAVike on Feb 24, 2012 8:05 PM EST up reply actions  

CONGRATS!

I sat next to IE as she slept through the first part of labor, while watching bowl games. Football made our 3 day hospital stay bearable for both of us. Then we went home, and ND played Ohio State in the Fiesta Bowl. Should have stayed in the hospital.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 24, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm hoping we're headed home still pregnant at the end of this.

We’re only 35 weeks right now, and I’d prefer he finish cooking in there.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 24, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, IE was induced both times due to preeclampsia (sp?)

The second one, they kept her halfway across the country when she went for her checkup (it was Japan, and she went to the Navy hospital to do a looksee, and so it’s not as crazy as it sounds) for 6 weeks or so.

Hope it goes well!

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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 24, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

CS,B-

I knew the Dr. that came up with and developed using IV magnesium sulfate for preeclampsia/eclampsia

My loyal heart avows no other.

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"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "

by MikeLew on Feb 24, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I am impressed

with IE’s ability to sleep through the first part of labor, while watching bowl games.

How were her picks?

"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there." -- Captain Ron

by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 24, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

We didn't do too well. But I will forever remember her waking up to a Northwestern (vs. UCLA? Don't rememeber that)

game the next morning and going “wow, that’s a lot of points” before going comatose again.

I started at 221.6. I'm now 209.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 24, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

The WVU-Clemson score might have just done the trick

"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there." -- Captain Ron

by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 24, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Could be NW-UCLA.

They played in the Sun Bowl ~5 years back, NW tried two late onside kicks and both were returned for TDs by UCLA.

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by SpartanDan on Feb 24, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

That was probably it.

My son just turned 6 on New Year’s Eve, so sounds about right.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 24, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

That is a sign of true heroism.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 24, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Good luck to all of you!

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by allicolls on Feb 24, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

OT but Friday news dump!
The Oregon athletic department has agreed that its football program did not conform to NCAA regulations relating to recruiting over the last four years, according to documents released Friday by the university.

In a statement of "proposed findings of violations" submitted by the NCAA to the athletic department, the Ducks acknowledged the use of three scouting services in ways that did not conform with NCAA rules, and to exceeding the permissible number of coaches involved in recruiting at any one time.

Further, and potentially most serious, the NCAA and Oregon "agreed that from 2008 through 2011, the scope and nature of the violations … demonstrate that the athletics department failed to adequately monitor the football program’s use of recruiting or scouting services."

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by skywaker9 on Feb 24, 2012 6:42 PM EST reply actions  

YOU'RE SAYING IT WRONG

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by emc503 on Feb 24, 2012 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

What?

Penta-gin.

Hexa-gin.

Ora-gin.

What’s wrong?

"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there." -- Captain Ron

by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 24, 2012 7:08 PM EST up reply actions   4 recs

PAWWWWWWLLLLLL

AWWLLLL THESE OTHA SCHOOLS AWWLLLL BE CHEATIN’ N’ LYIN’ PAWWWWWLLLLL AND THEY STILL CAIN’T BEAT THE ESS EEE CEE PAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLL

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by Jamie DeVriend on Feb 24, 2012 7:01 PM EST up reply actions  

If it makes you feel better

apparently George Dohrmann is writing an article about our basketball team. Fuck.

by bruinM on Feb 24, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Bobbi the cat, latest member of the apartment

Sorry I’m not sorry about the size.

If you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 24, 2012 6:43 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

You find a hiding place for him, for when Security comes by?

And who is he going with when you guys go on break?

My loyal heart avows no other.

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"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "

by MikeLew on Feb 24, 2012 6:45 PM EST up reply actions  

we're keeping it indoor/outdoor--only letting it in in the evenings.

the cleaning lady is pitching in for rabies and deworming. we never throw parties, so security doesn’t come. We’re thinking that if we keep it an indoor/outdoor cat then it’ll be okay on its own for spring break

If you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 24, 2012 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

so thats the stray that you said you werent keeping?

I think I had 4 weeks till you were keeping it. Chloe, what did you have??

Teh Tweeterizer
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by alex henery's foot on Feb 25, 2012 3:00 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Didn't your nice internet friends warn you this would happen?

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by saxattack29 on Feb 24, 2012 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

girlfriend is pissssssssssssssssed

If you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 24, 2012 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

have fun.

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 24, 2012 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, when you try to have two...

nah, you know what, not gonna finish that :-P

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "

by MikeLew on Feb 24, 2012 7:30 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

ha!

she just hates cats. a dog person. she doesn’t even live in this state, though.

If you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 24, 2012 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm the same way-

was not really pleased when the GF decided to get a cat. I’m a bit allergic, so it doesn’t make for much fun

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "

by MikeLew on Feb 24, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

she's not allergic

just doesn’t like cats.

If you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 24, 2012 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

He doesn't have "a kitty"

He has a regular moocher. And a pedestrian black tabby, to boot.

#teamsealpointsiamese

"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there." -- Captain Ron

by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 24, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Pfft.

It’s a kitty!

Yeah, probably.

by gth863x on Feb 24, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Oh, so it's official now?

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by Tremendous on Feb 24, 2012 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

indeed.

but sleeping with the roommate.

If you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 24, 2012 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

phrasing

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 24, 2012 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Quick learner.

Well done.

"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there." -- Captain Ron

by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 24, 2012 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

nope.

that pussy is in his bed

(chuckle)

If you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 24, 2012 7:34 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

KITTEH!

I wish I could have a cat in my apartment

In the name of the Woody, the Bo, and the Mustache Ride. Amen.

by Pariahwulfen on Feb 24, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Things That Don't Have To Be Said for $1600, Alex.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 24, 2012 6:54 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Perhaps less-tiny print

Would make mockery-worthiness more apparent.

"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there." -- Captain Ron

by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 24, 2012 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Was afraid if I didn't use a height tag I'd get yelled at.

Besides, the grounds for mockery should be apparent at the top of the picture.

Twittering for no good reason.

by ElRocco337 on Feb 24, 2012 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

We normally require more than just the name of the university

For determining mock-ability.

Excepting for Pitt, of course.

"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there." -- Captain Ron

by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 24, 2012 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

OK, that's a winnar.

/crapanotherreadingcomprehensionfailure

"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there." -- Captain Ron

by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 24, 2012 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I didn't see at first either.

I thought the joke was about a herpetology course before being told where to look.

Twittering for no good reason.

by ElRocco337 on Feb 24, 2012 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn, your eyes are better than mine by a long shot

if you could see a “herpetology course” in there.

"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there." -- Captain Ron

by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 24, 2012 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

/requires caring that much

"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there." -- Captain Ron

by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 24, 2012 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

In Chrome

Right click on Image, select “open picture in new tab”

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by I_Call_The_Big_One_Bitey on Feb 24, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

our school has posters up everywhere for "discrimation advisors"

If you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 24, 2012 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

You don't call it 'Oh-kah-lah-ho-mah'?

"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."

by mnHorn on Feb 24, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Hah, such amateurs

The summer solstice isn’t even until June 20!

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by The Missing T on Feb 24, 2012 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

WHO HATES...wait, Bowling Green?

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by Tremendous on Feb 24, 2012 7:18 PM EST reply actions  

Home of the Corvette, or the other one?

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 24, 2012 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

The other one.

The Corvette is one of the great achievements in American history.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 24, 2012 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

/salutes flag

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by purwho on Feb 24, 2012 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Sa-LUTE!

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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 24, 2012 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

And the Thunderbird

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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 24, 2012 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

as well as football

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 24, 2012 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

The early Thunderbirds are also beautiful.

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by Tremendous on Feb 24, 2012 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Especially with the right driver

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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 24, 2012 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Lucas picked

a good “Blonde in T-Bird” with Suzanne.

by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 24, 2012 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

American Graffiti?

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by saxattack29 on Feb 24, 2012 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Is that a QUESTION?

/sheesh

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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 24, 2012 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Just checking!

Haven’t seen the film in almost a decade.

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by saxattack29 on Feb 24, 2012 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Dazed is more quoteable

but Graffiti has Harrison Ford.

Tough call.

by Doc1028 on Feb 24, 2012 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't know think it's a fair comparison, unless you set a specific premise.

Coming of age in different eras is different, despite the fact that coming of age is timeless.

"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."

by mnHorn on Feb 24, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Whoa. Re-read that last sentence and realized I should have said it better.

The basic fact of coming of age is timeless, but the details of coming of age depends on the era.

"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."

by mnHorn on Feb 24, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Dazed and Confused

It doesn’t help matters any that Linkletter hasn’t become a complete embarrassment over the past decade.

by Mango Stasi on Feb 24, 2012 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm ... Confused by this statement

Are you saying Linklater has sucked over the past decade? If so, does that mean you are also saying that you haven’t seen Before Sunset?

by kadoogan on Feb 24, 2012 8:33 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

No, he's saying Lucas has been doing the sucking.

"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."

by mnHorn on Feb 24, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Been to the museum?

It’s fantastic.

Friend of mine actually worked in the plant (but in administration, not on the line) for a few years. I got a plant tour once and got to be the first person to start up a new one.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 24, 2012 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Dad worked the line.

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by purwho on Feb 24, 2012 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Thank him for America.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 24, 2012 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Very cool.

What years?

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by Tremendous on Feb 24, 2012 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

End of C5 thru beginning of C6.

Retired about 5 years ago.

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by purwho on Feb 24, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Mmmmm.

A fine example of (quite possibly) his handiwork.

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by Tremendous on Feb 24, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I have not. But that sounds pretty awesome.

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by Tremendous on Feb 24, 2012 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh god.

Maryland’s uniform awfulness has bled over onto their lacrosse unis

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by wahoocrew on Feb 24, 2012 7:25 PM EST reply actions  

Always go with the General.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 24, 2012 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Support militaristic regimes! Eat General Tso's Chicken!

if you want to deal with the associated buckets of Catholic guilt for eating meat on a Lenten Friday.

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I'm lapsed and don't give a fuck

Though I WAS thinking about going to Joe’s Crab Shack.

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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 24, 2012 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Just informed my mother of what I ordered

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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 24, 2012 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

MYAIS

If you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 24, 2012 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I always read that as 'MY A-YUS.'

"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."

by mnHorn on Feb 24, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Let me check . . .

Yep.

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by saxattack29 on Feb 24, 2012 7:47 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

If we're going with passive resistance

Just order bacon wrapped steak wherever you go. Or something like that.

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by emc503 on Feb 24, 2012 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

my parents are unaware of how lapsed i've become

i am sure i will be fucking up the new responses in mass this sunday

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by willbechampions on Feb 24, 2012 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

those really threw me off my game.

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 24, 2012 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

JUST MUMBLE!

Saved my ass for years. Of course if I set foot in a church now I’d probably burst into flames.

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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 24, 2012 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

just remember that Titivillus is collecting all the prayers you said wrong in a bag

which he will hand you on Judgement Day.

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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 24, 2012 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

that's cool.

Asmodeus will greet me, and I’m protestant.

If you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 24, 2012 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Cause God hates short people

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by saxattack29 on Feb 24, 2012 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

/punches saxattack in the gut

short people have some advantages.

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 24, 2012 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

#puberty

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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 24, 2012 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

the accidental motorboats were an odd time.

fuck being 13.

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 24, 2012 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh God

how we’d pray for an “accidental motorboat” now…

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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 24, 2012 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Why not pray for intentional ones?

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 24, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

why not pray for both?

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 24, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Praying for things we can cause ourselves?

Isn’t that blasphemy, or something like that?

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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 24, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

?

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by saxattack29 on Feb 24, 2012 8:00 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

i was actually extremely tempted to elbow this douchebag in the gut a few weekends ago

he hit my friend in the face with his elbow and didn’t apologize. i was at the perfect height to really get him in the gut but i didn’t

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by willbechampions on Feb 24, 2012 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

/nods

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by emc503 on Feb 24, 2012 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I was born and raised a Methodist

But nearly all my gfs through HS and my wife of 32 years were/are Catholic. I’ve now been to more Masses than I probably attended Methodist services in my previous 17 years of life. Mass seems normal to me now, though of course I’ve never taken communion there.

I like church services. I don’t feel guilt, because only Christ was perfect, and the rest of us are admittedly lacking. I enjoy hearing the scriptures, because they remind me that people have basically been the same forever, and have the same lapses.

I don’t believe in the supernatural, because I think anything that happens in this universe (or meta-universe) is a natural occurrence. But I do believe that humans can rise to wonderful heights (and abyssal depths), which gives me hope for the future.

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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 24, 2012 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I've got no qualms about marrying someone religious, I just wont attend

And I’ll be pretty firm about letting kids decide for themselves. I saw way too many kids just pick up a religion and go through the motions because their parents pressured them into doing so. Which is, well, shitty, and kind of defeats the purpose.

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by emc503 on Feb 24, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

In regards to most all things, I think letting 13 year olds choose exactly what they want is a bad idea...

of course, I’m biased against their decisions, because then I’d not have a job

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by MikeLew on Feb 24, 2012 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

GAH!

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by MikeLew on Feb 24, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I guess I should clarify

I’d never put pressure on them to believe anything, just let them explore it for themselves and decide if they actually believed. My parents were pretty good about not pushing it (though there was friction) and it was a positive thing. If your reason for being religious is “mom and dad made me” and not “because i truly believe,” I dunno how effective that is.

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by emc503 on Feb 24, 2012 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I gotcha- I wasn't commenting on religious stuff, just stuff in general.

Was just a jumping off point for me

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by MikeLew on Feb 24, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, when you marry into the Catholic faith as an outsider

You have to promise to have the kids raised in the faith. Of course, you can always ignore that promise, but as I had no great ties to the Methodist church, and my wife’s family were pretty regular Catholics, I had no probs with having them raised in the Church.

Better a religion they learn young, and can leave later in life if they wish, than to be raised with no religion at all.

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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 24, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I was raised Catholic

And my whole take is teach kids to be good people first, and if they choose to be religious, then that’s great and up to them. I’m not going to tell my kids what they should and shouldnt believe beyond “be nice to other people.”

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by emc503 on Feb 24, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

with flamethrowers

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 24, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Ah, he's just saying what he does, not what he thinks everyone should do

I like the idea of raising the kinders up in their hereditary religion, and letting them decide for themselves later what do to. Not much spidery there, I don’t think.

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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 24, 2012 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I can see where you're coming from

But if one’s family doesn’t have a “hereditary religion” to follow in the first place, then there’s really no spiders, is there?

I’m talking about families with strong traditions in one church or another. It’s like saying “I’m a Notre Dame fan, but I’m not going to let my kids know.”

You cheer the home team, and if they decide to become Michigan fans later in life, well, that’s the way it goes.

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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 24, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, I'm raising them in the church of Autzen

And I know i contributed, but this seems as good a place as any to drop the subject.

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by emc503 on Feb 24, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

"Hereditary religion" is probably about as spidery as you can get.

Especially considering what ‘hereditary’ actually means.

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by mnHorn on Feb 24, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Come on, guys.

Besides, eastern NC vinegar-based BBQ pork is the one true religion, to which all must be converted by the sword if necessary.

That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.

by JoshCVT on Feb 24, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

/prepares shield with a background of BBQ sauce

bisected by a wedge of Chicago deep dish pizza.

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by saxattack29 on Feb 24, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I shall bear this crest also, with a chinese food framing

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 24, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

You have my sword!

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by MikeLew on Feb 24, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Deus li volt!

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by saxattack29 on Feb 24, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

"Handed down through the family"?

Which is all it means. Let’s not go poking into corners for spiders.

But by all means, we can drop it here.

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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 24, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Yup.

Because that’s exactly where the next step in this conversation goes.

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by saxattack29 on Feb 24, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Eh, I didnt really mean to go in that direction

Just that if they are good people, then it wont really matter to me if they’re catholic/methodist/muslim/atheist/agnostic/wicca/whathaveyou

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by emc503 on Feb 24, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I see your point.

Wasn’t heading there. Apologies.

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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 24, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions  

When I went with my parents at Christmas, even they screwed it up

You’re probably fine. Tough to undo decades or repetition and conditioning.

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by emc503 on Feb 24, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Remember:

The Lord be with you = and with your spirit.

The new words for the creed should still be in the pew.

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by saxattack29 on Feb 24, 2012 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Not an issue-

new responses can’t yet overwhelm the 20 years of training the old responses got.

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by MikeLew on Feb 24, 2012 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Or the fact that it's now more divorced from the Protestant responses

“And also with you” is very common.

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by Narrow Right on Feb 24, 2012 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

For that matter

I still screw up the odd hymn in the 1989 Methodist hymnal, 20 years after any of the churches I showed up in as a child got fully switched over. Memorization as a child is extremely sticky.

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by JoshCVT on Feb 24, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

And with thy spirit

NOT “And also with you”
what them heathen Protestants do
/lutheran

by MGoEcon on Feb 24, 2012 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah

That was not a pleasant surprise.

Yeah, probably.

by gth863x on Feb 24, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

how were them mouse bones?

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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 24, 2012 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

all computer stuff. but i finished up the work for the friendly post doc

after break i get RAT HUMERI wooo new and exciting.

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by willbechampions on Feb 24, 2012 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Yum!

Better than in Mexico, where apparently, shark pieces may end up in those tacos.

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by saxattack29 on Feb 24, 2012 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Is that a problem? Shark is still fish, right?

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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 24, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Capybara counts as fish, too, if you're in Latin America

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by MikeLew on Feb 24, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

It's a problem when the sharks are long lived apex predators

and their bodies are full of mercury.

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by saxattack29 on Feb 24, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, okay, but they're yummy. Some of them, anyways.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 24, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

/plays 'Fins'

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by saxattack29 on Feb 24, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

this might just work

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 24, 2012 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

rec'd

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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 24, 2012 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

#teamgeneraltso

Lo mein, too bland.

Are either of these actual Chinese food, or just American creations?

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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 24, 2012 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

How did delivery come into the question?

I’ve never had Chinese delivered here in the greater Frederick/Baltimore/Washington metro area.

Are there such things as Chinese delivery?

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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 24, 2012 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

It's pretty common in New York, for what it's worth.

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by Tremendous on Feb 24, 2012 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Of course there is.

Though I have to admit, I don’t think I ever had it delivered during my sojourn in MoCo.

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by The Missing T on Feb 24, 2012 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I can get it in rural ohio

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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 24, 2012 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Chinese in rural Ohio?

I’d rather have sushi from the Revco drug store.

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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 24, 2012 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

none here

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 24, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Golden Dragon ftmfw

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by saxattack29 on Feb 24, 2012 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

yes

/of course, minimum order sizes set to preclude delivering single-person orders, so when too lazy to go out, must get pizza (which is easier to save)

by drothgery on Feb 24, 2012 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure General Tso was not a person.

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by Tremendous on Feb 24, 2012 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I am mistaken.

But General Tso’s chicken was indeed invented in the United States.

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by Tremendous on Feb 24, 2012 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

watching last night's archer

“Don’t judge me! food.”

If you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 24, 2012 7:39 PM EST reply actions  

Where? I can't find it

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by wahoocrew on Feb 24, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

itunes?

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 24, 2012 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

tvhub dot com

If you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 24, 2012 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

that's also where I watched justified.

If you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 24, 2012 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

excuse me.

thetvhub dot com

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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 24, 2012 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Thankee

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by wahoocrew on Feb 24, 2012 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

It's the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man

I tried to think of the most harmless thing.

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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 24, 2012 7:57 PM EST reply actions  

It's just a bunch of wavy lines

/zaps with electricity

//gum falls out of mouth

by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 24, 2012 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

It is not your day!

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 24, 2012 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

so was that just me,

or did that convict look like ron prince?

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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 24, 2012 7:59 PM EST reply actions  

The Waterboy

A Documentary of the LSU Football team in the 1990’s

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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 24, 2012 8:02 PM EST reply actions  

when did it fail to be true?

a quick skip over the saban years and then good to go.

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 24, 2012 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Do not insult Jerry Reed by comparing him to Les Miles.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 24, 2012 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn straight.

Jerry Reed could flat out play the gtr.

by RLBruceDickinson on Feb 24, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Son. Here comes AMOS!

But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.

by Tuco on Feb 24, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions  

The thing I hate most about that movie is its introduction of the phrase,

“YOU CAN DOO EEEET!” into popular usage. Fuck them.

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by mnHorn on Feb 24, 2012 8:25 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

How old are you kid, 11, 12?

I’m 31 years old.

…

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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 24, 2012 8:08 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

there's a joke about anger sex here but I can't put my finger on it.

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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 24, 2012 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

The first and only time ESPN will earn a War Damn from me.

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by alexanderkotov on Feb 24, 2012 8:13 PM EST reply actions  

don't know what to make of this

yesterday was the only day this week that I didn’t have a beer.

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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 24, 2012 8:16 PM EST reply actions  

you watch the golf channel?

I . . . really?

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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 24, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

There's a Golf Channel?

I … really?

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 24, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Sometimes they play Caddyshack

That’s really the only time to watch

by Doc1028 on Feb 24, 2012 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

/CMT shows Christmas Vacation in May

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 24, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Where's the country music, though?

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 24, 2012 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Shitter's full!

“That it is, Edward, that it is” became mainstay in the baseball team’s lexicon at Kenyon while I was there after we watched that movie on the bus to Florida

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by MikeLew on Feb 24, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Their coverage after majors is great

especially the Masters. If you are into golf, it is worth watching. “As you can see, darkness has decended outside Butler cabin…”

by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 24, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

their is a golf channel?

I …really?

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 24, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

How do I grammar?

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 24, 2012 8:19 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

poorly

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 24, 2012 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

There's someone willing to cater to every fetish these days.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 24, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I think I need to contact my cable or satellite provider.

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by alexanderkotov on Feb 24, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

You want the WHAT?

Never heard of it.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 24, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

You mean perform a Google search?

I’ll do that right after I finish xeroxing this stuff, although I could use a kleenex.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 24, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Why would a channel devoted to a sport/game

that REQUIRES expensive equipment to play not have ads?

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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 24, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I see you there, NFL Network.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 24, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

And now, it's movie time at Fortress Saxattack

I Am Legend, Rifftrax edition. If y’all need anything, just let me know, and I will be certain to ignore your requests.

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by saxattack29 on Feb 24, 2012 8:25 PM EST reply actions  

Maybe he wants you to call on him, brother

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by MikeLew on Feb 24, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

My upstairs neighbor watches Two and a Half Men all the damn time-

I can only hear it when I’m in my bed or in the bathroom, but it’s fucking annoying

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by MikeLew on Feb 24, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

You have to listen to shit while taking a shit?

My sympathies.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 24, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Why not?

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 24, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe he only know major chords on the piano?

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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 24, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

How has no one broken out Fairuza Balk pictures?

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 24, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Here you go-

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by MikeLew on Feb 24, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Neigh!

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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 24, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

eep

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by Narrow Right on Feb 24, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Isn't a live-tweet a better way to do this?

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by mnHorn on Feb 24, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Marquette-WVU on Horizon-Ivy-MAACtion Friday?

God bless NBA All-Star Weekend I guess

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by RyanMcD29 on Feb 24, 2012 8:32 PM EST reply actions  

Cause they'll burn them in the event of a playoffs win/loss?

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by saxattack29 on Feb 24, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

montreal is wf'nv of canada?

I would have thought alberta.

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 24, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

No, Alberta is Canada's Texas.

That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.

by JoshCVT on Feb 24, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

what is nova scotia in comparison?

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 24, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

When they say "free kick" that's just punts? (And kick after safety?)

Kickoff touchbacks still go to the 20?

If so, that’s all sorts of messed up.

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by Narrow Right on Feb 24, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Doubt they'd make that distinction

If the desire is to get people to want to take more touchbacks, it’ll probably be for everything

by bruinM on Feb 24, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

free kick=kickoffs+safety free kicks

these are what are being moved to give an incentive to take a knee in the endzone

by MGoEcon on Feb 24, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Except the real incentive, instead

will be for kickers to try to pop it up such that it’s caught at the 1 and the touchback is not an option.

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by SpartanDan on Feb 24, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

A number of them can't get it to the end zone reliably from the 30

so it may happen even if they’re trying to kick deep.

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by SpartanDan on Feb 24, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

including ours

in a dome, so no claiming wind problems.

by drothgery on Feb 24, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

/Joe Mansour kills fans in the eighth row of the endzone

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 24, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I trust exactly ONE college kicker to be able to do this every year

there’s always one of them out there

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by Pariahwulfen on Feb 24, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Where have you gone, Carson Wiggs?

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by Tremendous on Feb 24, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

To the NFL :(

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by purwho on Feb 24, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Your basketball team, or what remains of it.

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by Tremendous on Feb 24, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Purdue 75, Michigan 61.

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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Feb 26, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Yet most college coaches think their kicker is Vinatieri 2.0

“48 yard FG in swirling winds? Sure, my kicker that is vomiting right now is a lock from there to hit that.”

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by ElRocco337 on Feb 24, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Not too difficult

It’s all about the coverage though.

Yeah, probably.

by gth863x on Feb 24, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Other way around, as I understood it

At least that’s what I gather from the NCAA’s page about it.

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by The Missing T on Feb 24, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

FUCKING LOVE THIS CAT

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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 24, 2012 8:34 PM EST reply actions  

If you have dyslexia, don't call the Humane Society when you read this.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 24, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

It's Hockey Time in Omaha!

In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre, ‘Au revoir, gopher’.

by Doc1028 on Feb 24, 2012 8:35 PM EST reply actions  

wat

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by wahoocrew on Feb 24, 2012 8:37 PM EST reply actions  

so, now we have monster, malt liquor AND fruit punch

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 24, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

oh jesus

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Feb 24, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

mmmmmYAIS.

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by emc503 on Feb 24, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I think they ID.

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by purwho on Feb 24, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

What gives you that impression?

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 24, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I think it stands for "Imbibe Daily"

Lord knows I do.

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by emc503 on Feb 24, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I saw some goofy thing in the gas station today for the first time...

can’t remember the name, but it was a neon like 12% thing in bottles that were shaped like flasks… any help, you guys?

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Maybe this is just me

But if I want to get black out, I just go with 40’s or bourbon. Or both.

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by emc503 on Feb 24, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I haven't wanted to get black out in a long time...

hell, I don’t even want to get drunk very often any more- a couple beers or a couple drinks is about all I want these days, and most days nothing.

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by MikeLew on Feb 24, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I guess I dont set out with any objective other than "get drunk"

And sometimes that ends up with me waking up with my pants on backwards.

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by emc503 on Feb 24, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes.

Pants.

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by emc503 on Feb 24, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Sing the praises of pants!

They help me suck in my gut, they always cover up my butt…

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 24, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

we had the original on my bother's batchelor pary in vegas

not good by any stretch, definitely rough to start a night out on but adds to the party feeling if you are walking the strip at 7.

by UMR_Rugger on Feb 24, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Does not compute.

"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."

by MacularDegenerate on Feb 24, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Islanders blowing another lead?

Islanders blowing another lead. Time to put on the NASCAR Truck Series race

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by RyanMcD29 on Feb 24, 2012 8:41 PM EST reply actions  

Hooray, the ref tonight is not Hall!

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by SpartanDan on Feb 24, 2012 8:42 PM EST reply actions  

Please don't say 'Troester' Please don't say 'Troester'

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by saxattack29 on Feb 24, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

McInchak is one, didn't catch the name of the other.

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by SpartanDan on Feb 24, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Come to think of it, is Aaron still one of the refs in the CCHA?

Hall is annoying, but Aaron ought to change his name to Mayhem. I swear in one game while I was a student, four different players (two on each team) got called for holding when they were obviously the ones being held.

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by SpartanDan on Feb 24, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow, halfway through a truck race at Daytona and almost the whole field's still in it

And didn’t have at least one big one yet apparently. That’s a miracle

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by RyanMcD29 on Feb 24, 2012 8:43 PM EST reply actions  

If anyone sees thechuck_2112,

let him know that he should contact me if he’s serious about trading Hopslam for Pliny the Elder.

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Pfffff all the cool kids are drinking Pliny the Younger

/sold out within like 5 minutes at every bar that has it

by bruinM on Feb 24, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I heard people wait in line for hours for that.

It can’t be THAT good.

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by mnHorn on Feb 24, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Was just at Russian River Brewing this past weekend

Got to talking to the bouncers. The first 3 days of release, there were 6 hour+ lines just to get a bomber. Here in Sacramento, we’ve got 6 or so kegs floating around for Sac Beer Week that have talked about in hushed tones, with word of each passed from those in-the-know like we’re smuggling nuclear weapons technology.

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Cale Gale?

No way that is a real fucking name.

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Yup. Real name.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 24, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

#lacrosseproblems

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by emc503 on Feb 24, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Still not as good as Dick Trickle

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True story.

Dick Trickle’s first proffessional race was won by Richard Hed.

by Lucas Jackson on Feb 24, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I see Ward Burton's fallen to a mid-pack Truck team

How that guy won a Daytona 500, I don’t know. Though it helped there was a 20 car wreck, then a 10 car wreck, then Marlin took out Gordon, then Marlin pulled on his fender…..

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by RyanMcD29 on Feb 24, 2012 8:50 PM EST reply actions  

Not so much fallen as chosen to come back

he’s in the truck tonight because his kid’s driving it the rest of the year but isn’t cleared for the plate tracks yet.

Ward actually retired a few years ago to run his wildlife foundation, which does a lot of conservation work.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 24, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

A-ha, that's what he's been up to

I knew he hasn’t been around for a while but I didn’t know his son’s coming up the ranks now

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by RyanMcD29 on Feb 24, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm just glad to hear that he's still doing something. I just want to see him and his brother carry on a conversation.

For the non-fans: Jeff Burton is the younger and more successful brother, very smart and well-spoken, nicknamed “The Senator”. Ward is older, goofier, and no one understands a word that he says. Calling it a southern drawl would be inaccurate, because no one from the South knows what he’s saying either.

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by Tremendous on Feb 24, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Wahhhhhd Buhhhtun.

I want to see Dusty Rhodes interview him.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 24, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

LSU's looking for a DB Coach

Names that have been rumored, among others,…………………….Coach [REDACTED].

by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Feb 24, 2012 8:53 PM EST reply actions  

/waterskis through bayou

//hits cypress knee

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by saxattack29 on Feb 24, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

TCU pregame speech?

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 24, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

Alright, off to put together the kid's first basketyfouls hoop.

later monsters.

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Put the round thing on the tall thing, make sure the flat thing's behind it.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 24, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

good luck, bring wd40

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 24, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

And Duct Tape

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by MikeLew on Feb 24, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

the true man's neccesities

a leatherman and a lighter are also pretty useful

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 24, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

The only two tools a true handyman will ever need.

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by SpartanDan on Feb 24, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

did not think of that.

but so useful.

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 24, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

general leatherman covers all

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 24, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

In my 55 years of life

the times I’ve needed a soldering iron have been few and far between, compared to needing a hammer, duct tape, regular and philips screwdrivers.

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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 24, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

In line to be Harangody Clone 7.0, I imagine.

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by Tremendous on Feb 24, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Not at this rate

we have to stuff him every day to keep weight on him. He’s got a sick metabolism, and the medicine makes him lose weight even more. Wish I had those problems.

However, hoop is a success. He’s enjoying it, and I think it’s too low for him already (on lowest setting but still). Good times ahead.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 24, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Kid is going to have super hops

Gravity is stronger closer to the equator.

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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 24, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Stupid linesman, always getting in the way.

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by SpartanDan on Feb 24, 2012 9:00 PM EST reply actions  

Craig James was in on Ned Kelly's death

The asshole

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by idahobuckeye on Feb 24, 2012 9:02 PM EST reply actions  

QUOI?!

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by Tremendous on Feb 24, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions   4 recs

OUI

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by SpartanDan on Feb 24, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

MANGE LE MERDE!

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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 24, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

JE DETESTE L'IOWA

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Feb 24, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

ills detestons l'iowa

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 24, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

TOUT LE MONDE!

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by MikeLew on Feb 24, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

APRE MOIS, LES ORGASME!

Wait, what?

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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 24, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

BIEN SUR

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Feb 24, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

You know what's sadder?

The ENTIRE EASTERN CONFERENCE is in a playoff race. Hell, both the Florida Panthers AND Winnipeg Jets are in playoff spots right now

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by RyanMcD29 on Feb 24, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Talking about national championships

WVU Rifle Tries For Third Straight GARC Title.

On the road to their 27th NCAA championship in rifle? We shall see.

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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 24, 2012 9:07 PM EST reply actions  

Apparently a conference with an interesting composition

WVU, NC State, Kentucky, Army, Ole Miss, Nebraska, and Memphis?

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by The Missing T on Feb 24, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, the American frontiersmen did smack around the British military...

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by MikeLew on Feb 24, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

And famous hillbilly (though he was from Tennessee) Alvin York

taught Company G, 328th Infantry Regiment, 82nd Infantry Division at Camp Gordon, Georgia, how to shoot.

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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 24, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

The Great American Rifle Conference

The Great America Rifle Conference (GARC) is a National Collegiate Athletic Association (NCAA) rifle only conference. The GARC was established to allow schools the sponsor rifle teams, but do not have rifle sponsored in their respective conferences.

The last several NCAA winners in rifle have been from the GARC.

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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 24, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

In other news

bass fishing is a varsity sport in Kentucky now.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 24, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd love it if one of the members of the rifle team was also the mascot.

(Don’t mess with the Mountaineer…he really knows how to use that!)

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by Tremendous on Feb 24, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

NBA Futures Game

Three Wildcats, two of them point guards.

I feel like doing the John Wall Dance now.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 24, 2012 9:07 PM EST reply actions  

Lin, Rubio, and Blake Griffin on one team.

The internet shall explode.

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by Tremendous on Feb 24, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Sweet merciful crap, that's going to be entertaining.

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by SpartanDan on Feb 24, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

GIVE IT SIX OF THESE

AND WASH IT DOWN WITH THIS

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by RyanMcD29 on Feb 24, 2012 9:09 PM EST reply actions  

Why are there Cheez-its in my dishwasher?

Oh, right…college

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by wahoocrew on Feb 24, 2012 9:11 PM EST reply actions  

THE #23 GUN BROKER.COM CAR

We need to pool our money and sponsor a car guys.

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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 24, 2012 9:11 PM EST reply actions  

Durant and Westbrook, representing.

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by Tremendous on Feb 24, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Also

The 44% will be watching Walking Dead, judging by the ratings.

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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 24, 2012 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, damn it.

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by Tremendous on Feb 24, 2012 9:16 PM EST reply actions  

/is confused

/checks CCHA.com
/BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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by SpartanDan on Feb 24, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

ffffffffffffffffffffff

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by Tremendous on Feb 24, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

WHARRRRGARBL

so how’s this gonna screw us in PWR?

by MGoEcon on Feb 24, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

At least it won't hurt your TUC record

but that’s going to be a heck of an RPI hit.

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by SpartanDan on Feb 24, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

AND I LIKE VICKY AND SHE LIKES ME BACK

AND SHE SHOWED ME HER BOOBIES AND I LIKED THEM TOO!

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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 24, 2012 9:18 PM EST reply actions  

Shift+A

Hey y’all!

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by allicolls on Feb 24, 2012 9:18 PM EST reply actions  

No way to read that

without hearing it in Paula Deen’s voice.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 24, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions  

No no,

that’s “Hiiiii y’all!”

Big difference.

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by allicolls on Feb 24, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Herro!

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by MikeLew on Feb 24, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

My bubble bath beer was delightful.

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by allicolls on Feb 24, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

No

But if I did, I’d want it to be in Abita Strawberry.

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by allicolls on Feb 24, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Evenin'.

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by The Missing T on Feb 24, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

why hello there

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 24, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Howdy.

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by SpartanDan on Feb 24, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Amazing.

Upon arriving at my parents’ house with 4 cases and sticking a couple bottles in the freezer for fast chilling, my grandmother demanded a taste. Her pronouncement: “meh.”

More for me!

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by allicolls on Feb 24, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

What a miserable day to end the week.

Good evening everyone!

"Shabbat Shalom motherfuckers" Mordechai Jefferson Carver
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by 8gooner8 on Feb 24, 2012 9:19 PM EST reply actions  

And it started off so well.

What happened?

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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 24, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

High school age patient's parents.

You know the type who tries to live his failed athletic dreams through his kid? I got a couple of them today.

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by 8gooner8 on Feb 24, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

You're going to have to be...

…a little more specific.

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by Tremendous on Feb 24, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Huh.

Brandon Knight still can’t hit a wide-open 3.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 24, 2012 9:20 PM EST reply actions  

Also

is everyone wearing NBA Jam turbo shoes tonight? It’s like they’re all hammering the turbo button.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 24, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Like Father, like Son,

http://espn.go.com/mens-college-basketball/story/_/id/7612436/lamar-cardinals-coach-pat-knight-echoes-dad-rant-team

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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 24, 2012 9:26 PM EST reply actions  

So is college hockey.

I know which one I’m choosing.

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by SpartanDan on Feb 24, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Feeling good, Aggie!

Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....

by Burrito Electrico on Feb 24, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Sigh.

Shelgren, please stop going to the box and feeling shame.

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by SpartanDan on Feb 24, 2012 9:35 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

PHRASING

"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."

by mnHorn on Feb 24, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Two triple-hives in one day?

Impressive.

"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."

by mnHorn on Feb 24, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

The most impressive thing is that we all have the same timestamp.

"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."

by mnHorn on Feb 24, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

(ihavenocluewhati'mdoingdog.jpg)

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by Tremendous on Feb 24, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

How's Nelson Pickett doing?

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 24, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Pit Crew Dog is concerned about these last 10 laps

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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 24, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

An Irish Setter?

If that was a picture of him taking a dump the caption could be the same and be just as accurate.

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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 24, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

And that takes only 3 laps

There’s still 24-ish trucks in contention, so we still probably haven’t even seen the big one yet

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by RyanMcD29 on Feb 24, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Toonces?

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room." - President Merkin Muffley

by I_Call_The_Big_One_Bitey on Feb 24, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

/falls in through door

Booo Michigan University of Cow.

¡El Hipopótamo!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 24, 2012 9:42 PM EST reply actions  

Wunderbar.

Also I am coming to take your Abita. Please stand by.

¡El Hipopótamo!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 24, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

When you pry it from my cold, dead fingers.

Or, you know, you can just have a 6-pack.

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by allicolls on Feb 24, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm sorry

Aren’t you an Ole Miss fan? I can’t respect a school that can’t spell “Old”

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by SpartanGator on Feb 24, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Ole. It's Mexican, or something.

"Life is short and hard, like a bodybuilding elf"

by DrBundy on Feb 24, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

You ever heard a Mississippian pronounce the D at the end of that word?

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by allicolls on Feb 24, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

TOUCHDOOOOOOOO-er...

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAALLL!!!

by Doc1028 on Feb 24, 2012 9:42 PM EST reply actions  

No one yells touchdown in DC

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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 24, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

And Kemba Walker reads the passing lane.

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by Tremendous on Feb 24, 2012 9:43 PM EST reply actions  

this cat loves milk

and I hate flaky friends.

If you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 24, 2012 9:46 PM EST reply actions  

Beware the diarhea

that comes after some cats drink milk.

by UGAVike on Feb 24, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Only in cartoons do people give milk to cats

Right? Ever damn one I’ve ever owned was a king-hell carnivore.

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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 24, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

we're keeping it outside

we’re afraid to step on it.

If you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 24, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

One of my cats eats everything

The other only eats kibble. It’s really weird.

Yeah, probably.

by gth863x on Feb 24, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Todd Bodine?

Is this the shitty brother truck race?

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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 24, 2012 9:47 PM EST reply actions  

...

New Thujone, y’all.

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by mnHorn on Feb 24, 2012 9:48 PM EST reply actions   3 recs

I still can't believe Iowa actually hired the offensive GERG.

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by SpartanDan on Feb 24, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I hope he's really as bad as everyone says he is.

Iowa State beat him, but only once.

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by Narrow Right on Feb 24, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

After reading your comment, I knew exactly which one you meant.

"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."

by mnHorn on Feb 24, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

/turns laptop away from grandmother

//carefully clicks link

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by allicolls on Feb 24, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Only because GDGD couldn't find one in his swimming pool.

"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."

by mnHorn on Feb 24, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

this kitty's gonna shit its brain out tonight.

If you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 24, 2012 9:51 PM EST reply actions  

STOP WITH THE MILK!

I hate cats, but why would they drink cow’s milk?

"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."

by mnHorn on Feb 24, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I took it away the second I saw that post

I don;t know anything about cats, so it’s outside now.

If you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 24, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't get me wrong; they love it.

But you’re introducing incredibly long proteins into a stomach that isn’t designed to deal with them. It’s lactose intolerance times 10.

"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."

by mnHorn on Feb 24, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I coulda seen this coming!

First G-W-C… wreck before coming to the white flag

Rinse and repeat for the next two G-W-C attempts, except they wreck coming to the checkered flag the last one

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by RyanMcD29 on Feb 24, 2012 9:55 PM EST reply actions  

hes not runing trucks this year

also kevin ran trucks, nationwide and cup but no one seems to talk about how his 100 wins don’t count

by UMR_Rugger on Feb 24, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Ohh I knew you were talking about Busch

I was just chiming in to keep the convo flowing

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by RyanMcD29 on Feb 24, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I think our assumed hatered here caused us to make jumps

was Wow, more than a month until the next truck race a sweet troll or just a comment on the fact that nascar doesn’t know how to keep the trucks series afloat?

by UMR_Rugger on Feb 24, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

no more milk sorry bobbi!

If you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 24, 2012 9:57 PM EST reply actions  

I'm holding out for a gyro till the end of the night.

But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.

by Tuco on Feb 24, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

/waves

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Feb 24, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Pitas are good enough to not require meat

A good falafel will suffice. Not that shawarma isn’t delicious and tasty

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 24, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Gave up pop this year.

Noticed I haven’t had coffee either, so I’ve been caffeine-free since Wednesday. And I think I might stab somebody by the end of the weekend.

by purwho on Feb 24, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

It's called go fuck yourself.

/not getting into a pissing match about this for the millionth time on the intertubes.

by purwho on Feb 24, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

You just said you were stabby and then Nick poked the stabby Purwho with a stick.

Smart one, he is.

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by allicolls on Feb 24, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Moving to Tampa can make anyone stabby

My loyal heart avows no other.

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"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "

by MikeLew on Feb 24, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait, Purwho got the job and moved to Tampa?

I remember the interview, but somehow I missed this.

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by allicolls on Feb 24, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Got the job.

Start next month. Moving in a few weeks.

by purwho on Feb 24, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Now to engineer for food and loan payments.

Way to go!

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by Tremendous on Feb 24, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions  

What he said.

’Grats!

"Life is short and hard, like a bodybuilding elf"

by DrBundy on Feb 24, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I somehow managed to miss it anyway, it seems

Congrats, purwho.

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by The Missing T on Feb 24, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I didn't get a fax.

How am I supposed to know if I don’t get a fax?

¡El Hipopótamo!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 24, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Have your secretary print your emails and read them to you.

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by allicolls on Feb 24, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

the ndnation way

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 24, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

i sent a telegram

i blame indians, and by that I mean Cleveland fuck Ohio

by UMR_Rugger on Feb 24, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Silly us,

ACS & Associates only accepts singing telegrams.

by Truffle Shuffle on Feb 24, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Long story short

TOO LATE

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by emc503 on Feb 24, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

/eaten by shark

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
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by SpartanDan on Feb 24, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

UNICEF?

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "

by MikeLew on Feb 24, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Jane Wiedlin!

Yes, I like the Go-Go’s.

"Life is short and hard, like a bodybuilding elf"

by DrBundy on Feb 24, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

./~ Para bailar la bamba... ./~

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by The Missing T on Feb 24, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Candygram for Mongo.

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by allicolls on Feb 24, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Mongo like candy!

"Life is short and hard, like a bodybuilding elf"

by DrBundy on Feb 24, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Mongo just pawn in game of life.

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by allicolls on Feb 24, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, no don't do that. If you shoot him you'll just make him mad.

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 24, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

/punches horse

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by allicolls on Feb 24, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

How was that bottle of king cake?

Worth the hype, or a marketing bonanza?

"Life is short and hard, like a bodybuilding elf"

by DrBundy on Feb 24, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

It was pretty good.

I only had a couple sips before I had to leave for callouts. My friends apparently loved it, they killed about 75% of it after I left. I suppose I will save the rest for occasional sipping.

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by allicolls on Feb 24, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

congrats!

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Feb 24, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Gradulations.

Enjoy the swamp ass.

Yeah, probably.

by gth863x on Feb 24, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Congrats!

Condolences on moving to Tampa, though. Maybe Bourbz will clue you in as to the less shitty parts of it.

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by allicolls on Feb 24, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Hooray!

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Feb 24, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Congrats.

Enjoy Cigar City. They have beer, but no cigars.

my face upon arriving:

/not a huge fan of beer
//another of the commentariat met me there, so we had a few anyways

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Feb 24, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Same here

All the tea?
All the tea.

by Doc1028 on Feb 24, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Gave up beverages w/caffeine.

I like losing weight. I don’t like feeling tired and wanting to strangle someone.

Twittering for no good reason.

by ElRocco337 on Feb 24, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Completely gave up meat?

I gave up beef again, and that’s going to be difficult enough.

Yeah, probably.

by gth863x on Feb 24, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Complete.

I don’t even touch fish, but I never do anyways. That shit swims in its own toilet.

by Truffle Shuffle on Feb 24, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe.

The other reason being that I don’t trust the Mexican grocery I shop at for meat.

by Truffle Shuffle on Feb 24, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Whoa.

I really don’t think I could do that. I like fish way too much.

Yeah, probably.

by gth863x on Feb 24, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

i gave up drinking and posting......

…… shit. so much for that.

good thing i’m not catholic.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 24, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I gave up Ted Roof.

But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.

by Tuco on Feb 24, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

The difference is people are upset when Todd Graham leaves.

But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.

by Tuco on Feb 24, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I want to give up Jerry Brown

Our defensive backs coach is an indulgence Fitz should give up

by LincolnParkWildcat on Feb 24, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes?

I started at 221.6. I'm now 209.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 24, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

He's still doing this?

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by Tremendous on Feb 24, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

welp

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 24, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I feel really bad now about giving the cat milk.

If you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 24, 2012 10:06 PM EST reply actions  

It doesn't usually end well.

You can buy “milk” made for cats to drink. It’s some type of processed stuff, but it hasn’t bothered either of my cats yet. Cake doesn’t like it though.

Yeah, probably.

by gth863x on Feb 24, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

That would require catching one of the cats.

Cake is entirely too lazy for that.

Yeah, probably.

by gth863x on Feb 24, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Again.

Cake is entirely too lazy for that. You are really underestimating the laziness here.

Yeah, probably.

by gth863x on Feb 24, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

/knows the laziness

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by allicolls on Feb 24, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Why.....would you spend money on fake milk for your cats?

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by allicolls on Feb 24, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

To live the cartoon dream, of course

"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there." -- Captain Ron

by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 24, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

It's cheaper than real milk.

And neither of us drink milk. It’s a side effect of the gluten issues.

Yeah, probably.

by gth863x on Feb 24, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

My cat, at least, is perfectly content with water

So much so that she’ll jump on the sink and lap water from there (yes, we give her plenty of water, but cats are gonna cat)

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 24, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

They don't get the "milk" often.

Only when something is up (vet visit, going out of town, etc.). Those are far enough apart that they don’t remember why they’re getting it.

Yeah, probably.

by gth863x on Feb 24, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Reply fail.

That goes to allicolls.

Yeah, probably.

by gth863x on Feb 24, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

When we're going out of town, the horrible cat figures it out and hides under my parents' bed.

We have to poke him with a broom to get him out from under.

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by allicolls on Feb 24, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

We avoid that with the "milk"

Can’t resist the call, and then they get put in the pillowcases for the trip.

Yeah, probably.

by gth863x on Feb 24, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Our trick is to rattle ice around in the ice maker.

She loves to play with ice so she comes running from wherever she is hiding when that happens.

by UGAVike on Feb 24, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

my lab figures it out by the suitcases

when i travel for work he gets in the jeep and won’t get out of the car, he jumps from the front to the back so it takes two people to get him out.

by UMR_Rugger on Feb 24, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions  

It was either in the WSJ or NYT

But there is a woman in New York whose business is getting cats out of hiding places for people.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 24, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

You just put another cat in there, then they become codependent.

Take out one, and the other will come with it. Easy.

Yeah, probably.

by gth863x on Feb 24, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I think I saw that on the teevee one time.

"Life is short and hard, like a bodybuilding elf"

by DrBundy on Feb 24, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Could have used that lady when the horrible cat fell through the attic and got stuck between the walls.

Instead, Dad just knocked some holes in the wall until he could reach the cat.

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by allicolls on Feb 24, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Well.

Here’s who to call.

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by Tremendous on Feb 24, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Ours drinks out of my wife's plant watering can.

The effort she goes to in contorting her head and neck to get under the handle is something else. Especially since there’s a perfectly good bowl three feet away.

That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.

by JoshCVT on Feb 24, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

My parents' last cat would drink the water in the Christmas Tree bowl.

He also walked into screen doors. He was…not the sharpest. He also managed to tear his ACL by falling from the top of the stairs.

Twittering for no good reason.

by ElRocco337 on Feb 24, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

The good thing about animals tearing their ACLs is...

they got 3 other legs to walk on.

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by allicolls on Feb 24, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions  

not if the owner is a Purdue alum

then the animal is screwed. All the ACLs will be torn at once

by LincolnParkWildcat on Feb 24, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

I asked the vet if he could give the cat a shot

So he could play in the playoff game that weekend. Vets have no sense of humor. Fortunately he didn’t need surgery and it wasn’t a complete tear, just limped around on it for a few weeks until it healed.

Twittering for no good reason.

by ElRocco337 on Feb 24, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Ours will only drink out of a glass.

She stole water from a glass that was sitting on the coffee table once, and I guess she liked being able to sit up while she drank.

/so of course she now has a glass instead of a water bowl by her food bowl, and one behind the bed.

by UGAVike on Feb 24, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

So you don't drink milk, but you buy fake milk for your cats?

I’m still confused. Maybe it’s the concept of spending money for anything unnecessary for a cat.

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by allicolls on Feb 24, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, don't feel too bad.

You’ll get what’s coming to you.

Soon.

¡El Hipopótamo!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 24, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

it will be harsh, but fair

actually fuck it, cats are spiteful bastards sometimes.

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 24, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I only had cats when I was young, so I probably am a little naive

I like dogs, no matter what I do they still love me, and will run up regardless of how long I’ve been gone.

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 24, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

We always had cats b/c Mom is terrified of dogs.

We’ve had one or two incredibly sweet cats, but a number of sociopathic cats.

Twittering for no good reason.

by ElRocco337 on Feb 24, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

one that was a sweet little guy, and one that was crazy hostile to everyone

but my mom is a dog person, and I like dogs more myself

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 24, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't feel bad.

It’ll be like us on Sundays during CFB season. It’ll feel like shit, but it’ll pass. There will be more shitting, though.

"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."

by mnHorn on Feb 24, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Off for a trip to the Mun, folks

Will report back soon.

"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there." -- Captain Ron

by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 24, 2012 10:10 PM EST reply actions  

Tell my wife, I love her very much.

But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.

by Tuco on Feb 24, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

He said wife, right?

"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."

by mnHorn on Feb 24, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

That was a shockingly great flick.

That and Vanishing Point are my top 2 “beat expectations” flicks.

But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.

by Tuco on Feb 24, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Event Horizon is only good

if you’ve never seen a slasher/“Halloween”-type movie before. I had high hopes for it, and it turned into nothing.

Blah.

"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there." -- Captain Ron

by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 24, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions  

How the hell are they even comparable?

1) sweet awesome Challenger race

2) WTF?

Not even close Vanishing Point should be your #1 with Event Horizon honorable mention…maybe.

by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Feb 25, 2012 1:54 AM EST up reply actions  

YEAH WELL Deep Impact... Contact...

..whatever other space-related action flicks from the late 90’s I’ve yet to name besides that Lost in Space remake…

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by RyanMcD29 on Feb 24, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions  

remember to scrap the kerbils off the dash

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 24, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

okay I just checked the front stoop and there's puke EVERYWHERE

and we don’t know where that cat went.

If you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 24, 2012 10:10 PM EST reply actions  

kitty :(

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Feb 24, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Rec'd for pure truth and audible laughter

My loyal heart avows no other.

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"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "

by MikeLew on Feb 24, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

no, but it'll be back

If you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 24, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

nah we had outdoor cars growing up

uncut males will disappear for 3-5 days but they always come back for food

by UMR_Rugger on Feb 24, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

one of my roommates kept bringing home pets.

we had a chinchilla for a while. and then a cat. thing was so chill that when we had a surprise housing inspection he just slept on the couch and blended in perfectly with all the dirty laundry.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 24, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

What the blue hell is goin' on here?

No seriously. What’s going on? I haven’t been around much lately.

"Life is short and hard, like a bodybuilding elf"

by DrBundy on Feb 24, 2012 10:17 PM EST reply actions  

Cat got fed milk.

Waterboy got watched.
NASCARhockeyetc.

"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."

by mnHorn on Feb 24, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Ah, yes

I see EDSBS is watching the cinema canon in preparation for the Oscars

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 24, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Oscars?

Haven’t watched since ‘81 when Chariots of Fire beat out Cannonball Run. I mean, I’ve seen both and there wasn’t a single car chase scene in Chariots of Fire.

"Life is short and hard, like a bodybuilding elf"

by DrBundy on Feb 24, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Not nearly as egregious as Smokey and the Bandit losing to Annie Hall.

Most. Overrated. Flick. Ever.

But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.

by Tuco on Feb 24, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

There is NO WA Y

you came from my loins.

"Life is short and hard, like a bodybuilding elf"

by DrBundy on Feb 24, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I believe you mean

“Not nearly as egregious as Smokey and the Bandit losing to That Movie That Beat Star Wars for Best Picture.”

I'm a wreck loose in society.

by Narrow Right on Feb 24, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

No

Annie Hall > Episode IV

by Mango Stasi on Feb 24, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Eh. You've seen one movie about a short, whiny guy who's unsure about his place in the world, you've seen them all.

"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."

by mnHorn on Feb 24, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh boy... fuel milage?

Can’t wait to see trucks plowing into one another when they run out

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by RyanMcD29 on Feb 24, 2012 10:18 PM EST reply actions  

This driver

Has no idea what he’s doing

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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 24, 2012 10:21 PM EST reply actions  

YES.

Tis usually pretty good.

Yeah, probably.

by gth863x on Feb 24, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes.

"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."

by mnHorn on Feb 24, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

half baked or the three amigos tonight?

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 24, 2012 10:26 PM EST reply actions  

3 amigos.

If you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 24, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Three Amigos.

Saw that in the theaters when it first came out.

"Life is short and hard, like a bodybuilding elf"

by DrBundy on Feb 24, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Three Amigos.

Much better film.

Yeah, probably.

by gth863x on Feb 24, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Do you know what foreplay is?

Three Amigos.

But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.

by Tuco on Feb 24, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Foreplay?

He’s 15.

"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."

by mnHorn on Feb 24, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions  

shit, we pray for that.

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 24, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

Well prayed, sir.

"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."

by mnHorn on Feb 24, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

No? Good.

Neither does El Guapo.

"Life is short and hard, like a bodybuilding elf"

by DrBundy on Feb 24, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Denver's colors are similar to BC's

which makes me want to root against them, but damn, North Dakota is dirty as fuck.

That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.

by JoshCVT on Feb 24, 2012 10:30 PM EST reply actions  

HOLY SHIT I KNOW HOW TO GET HIRED

I’M GONNA GET THE GUY FROM THE OLD SPICE COMMERCIALS TO READ MY RESUME.

If you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 24, 2012 10:30 PM EST reply actions  

ILLUSIONS, MICHAEL IS TOO POWERFUL TO STAY IN HIS OWN COMMERCIAL

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 24, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

myais

If you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 24, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Call me

KITTY CAT.

"Life is short and hard, like a bodybuilding elf"

by DrBundy on Feb 24, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Logs on, Shift+A. Sees news.

OH, HALLELUJAH! Twenty years from now, I may not remember where I was when the Berlin Wall fell, but I’ll still cherish this moment and the crumbling of the Great Wall of Dumbass.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Feb 24, 2012 10:32 PM EST reply actions  

That's like a 20 min drive on the Big Island...

I'm not allowed to say "Welcome", because THIS is not the Jungle.

by iris eyes on Feb 24, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

this has been the most mild winter i can remember!

/talking about the weather

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Feb 24, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

it's mildest, isn't it

damnit.

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Feb 24, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Shush.

97 days and counting. Let me enjoy the calm.

"Life is short and hard, like a bodybuilding elf"

by DrBundy on Feb 24, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions  

/Plays WeatherChannelStormAlertSong.mp3

but yeah, not looking forward to this summer.. especially that we finally got hit with a hurricane we were way overdue for last year

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by RyanMcD29 on Feb 24, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Fuck Weather Channel

and that bald headed Italian dude with a rake.

"Life is short and hard, like a bodybuilding elf"

by DrBundy on Feb 24, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

If Jim Cantore comes to your town

the towns 30 miles to the east and west better duck and cover because one of them is fucked.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

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by allicolls on Feb 24, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Yup.

Where he’s at is not going to be a particularly fun place to be either, but he’s never quite where the worst is.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Feb 24, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Where he is will be fine.

It’ll look awful, but it will be spared. The areas around where he is, they ded.

Yeah, probably.

by gth863x on Feb 24, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

He's never exactly right.

I think northern folks just assume he’s in the worst of it because y’all don’t know much difference between Pensacola and Pascagoula.

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by allicolls on Feb 24, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Not so much that,

but it used to be that one could learn things about the weather by watching the weather channel. Now they have “programs” that talk about weather around the human interest stories. Oh, and local on the 8’s. Fuck that. I want to learn why the neighbor’s garage door just blew off and the tree trunk broke in two 30 feet off the ground, not how Dipshit McDumbass didn’t realize her doublewide wasn’t a tornado shelter.

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by DrBundy on Feb 24, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

She's frrom the downtown McDumbasses,

not them uppity Uptown Dumbasses.

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by DrBundy on Feb 24, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

This.

Plus the pollen and bugs are gonna be bad.

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I don't really like the way this conversation is going.....

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Yellow season will be awful.

Not looking forward to that with Cake.

Yeah, probably.

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"will be"?

Oh right, that bit a couple weeks ago was just a preview. Furk.

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by The Missing T on Feb 24, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

what is yellow season?

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by iris eyes on Feb 24, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Pollen.

Pollen everywhere.

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I wish I did not know the answer to this question.

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by allicolls on Feb 24, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

ALL THE POLLEN

ALL OF IT. EVERYWHERE. The gutters in the road run with yellow water after rain.

Yeah, probably.

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You'll learn.

Although where you’ll be will be less affected what with the pine trees. The pollen blowing in from Texas will be your biggest concern.

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by DrBundy on Feb 24, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Just going to buy an allergy mask from Japan

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by iris eyes on Feb 24, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Sexy

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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 24, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

So is sneezing and blowing your nose every 10 seconds....

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IT'S NOT MY FAULT

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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 24, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

That's how I mow the lawns, actually.

Be prepared to have a yellow tint on your car, or be prepared to have it washed twice a week. The latter is a great way to keep children occupied during school vacations.

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by DrBundy on Feb 24, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

It's triple filtered to cut out 99% of pollen!!!

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by iris eyes on Feb 24, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I buy the 3M N95 masks in bulk

Works well enough for me to not be a completely miserable bum after I’ve finished the lawns. i hate taking allergy meds, so this helps me avoid medicine head in all but the most extreme allergy alerts. Your mileage may vary, but N95’s are available in bulk at most home centers for drywall/paint contractors. They’re breathable which is important in 98 degree temps with 97% humidity.

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by DrBundy on Feb 24, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions  

ooooh, I will look into this.

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by iris eyes on Feb 24, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Did the snow that was supposed to come miss that badly?

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we got hit pretty bad down here

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 24, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, God.

I guess they figured they wouldn’t get another chance for a snow day.

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Nooooooooooooooooope

45 degrees and rainy over snow any day of the week

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by emc503 on Feb 24, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

anything over 34 and slush

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 24, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Were you, perhaps, at the 2008 Northwestern at Michigan game?

YES I’M STILL MAD AND MOSTLY ABOUT THE DAMN WEATHER

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by Tremendous on Feb 24, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

YUUUUUUUUP

Coldest I’ve been in my life

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by emc503 on Feb 24, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

YES

and had concert that night
/fortunately little need to scream about anything exciting

by MGoEcon on Feb 24, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I said 2008.

That year happened, unfortunately.

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/thinks that's worse

//but saw lots of it
///undergrad in Worcester, yo
////then spring break in Syracuse, though sometimes the snow hadn’t melted there yet…

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Rain should not be cold. Rain is warm. I don't mind if there is a lot of it, but please, not cold.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 24, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

cold rain is the worst

it will chill you to the very soul.

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 24, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

The coldest I have EVER felt

was Ft Lewis, WA in the summer. Rain every night, 7 days in the field with no sleeping gear or cold weather stuff. Just brutal.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 24, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

This is why we call it Bleaksburg

34 degrees, gray and rainy? 34 degrees, gray and rainy. For pretty much two months.

(Plus the odd two-week stretch where we don’t break freezing at all, but that’s just fine.)

That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.

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See, in the NW it's a much lighter, more consistent rain

I never wear anything more than a light jacket, and can still run outside and do stuff without much thought.

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by emc503 on Feb 24, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions  

/thefuckisthiscat.gif

Precipitation should not be allowed between 30 and 50 degrees.

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by The Missing T on Feb 24, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Snow can happen with above-freezing temps at ground level.

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by SpartanDan on Feb 24, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Snow can also happen when it's quite a bit colder.

Unusual if it gets below zero, just because the air can’t hold enough water vapor to make snow happen, though.

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by SpartanDan on Feb 24, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

As long as snow is exempt and is allowed to happen

I’m good with it.

Can you tell I’m from coastal areas and the South?

Yeah, probably.

by gth863x on Feb 24, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Not really.

I would have expected the reaction to the mere mention of snow to be OMIGODPANIC.

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by SpartanDan on Feb 24, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I always loved snow, and still do.

Got snowed into our house for 3 days last year. IT WAS AWESOME. But for a week or two that would suck.

Yeah, probably.

by gth863x on Feb 24, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes. Rain in those conditions sucks.

Worse, it can become freezing rain/sleet with just a little change in the atmosphere.

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by Narrow Right on Feb 24, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Sounds like the Midwest to me

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by MacularDegenerate on Feb 24, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I was shocked to see snow on the ground this morning

Thank goodness it melted by noon

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by emc503 on Feb 24, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

It was 69 degrees when I left for work this morning

We’ll be near freezing tonight.

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by The Missing T on Feb 24, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

hehe 69

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Yup.

And just dropped from there.

Yeah, probably.

by gth863x on Feb 24, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

When I drove home this afternoon . . .

. . . it was 80 in Richmond, 73 in Fredericksburg, and only 43 in Frederick (MD). It is now blowing worse than Miami basketball.

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by DevilGrad on Feb 24, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

It was 80 and sunny today.

It’s now 77.

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HI Everyone!

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by iris eyes on Feb 24, 2012 10:34 PM EST reply actions  

Thank COTG

I couldn’t handle shacking up with an actual Syracuse fan

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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 24, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

The reflex?

It’s an only child.

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by DrBundy on Feb 24, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Morning!

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by DrBundy on Feb 24, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey, it's evening here too (barely)

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by iris eyes on Feb 24, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Close enough.

I talk with people all around the world all day long, so it’s hard coded in me to use “good morning” as a greeting regardless of time. Must be a breakfast thing. Everyone regardless of origin really digs breakfast.

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by DrBundy on Feb 24, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Works in Japanese, too. You can say "Ohayo gozaimasu" at any time of day, since

technically it’s what you say when you first see someone that day, even though it literally translates as “It’s early”. So you can say it in the evening if you like.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 24, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Is the pronunciation of that

close to how it’s spelled? I’d lie to use that with some of my overseas contacts. They appreciate little bits of effort on my part since they bend over backwards to learn every idiom in English.

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by DrBundy on Feb 24, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

The first part is pretty much like the state, if you elongate the end "o" sound.

The second part is “Go Zai Mas”. The end “u” is generally silent, unless you’re stressing it for a reason.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 24, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks.

Just sent this to my work email. Will give it a go next week. I hope you didn’t just tell me how to say “I have three balls” in Japanese.

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by DrBundy on Feb 24, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll vouch for him

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by iris eyes on Feb 24, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

No, that would be "mitsu no kintama ga oru ze"

With a bit of a flourish at the end, because you can’t just make a statement like that without some attitude.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 24, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Hello!

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by allicolls on Feb 24, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Hi!

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by iris eyes on Feb 24, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

hola!

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by willbechampions on Feb 24, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

hows meeesheeeeeeeegen?

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by iris eyes on Feb 24, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

tis good. currently at home for spring break

spending quality time with the family (kinda)

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by willbechampions on Feb 24, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

my last final is april 28th and that's the last day of finals

i also though started school this semester on january 4th.

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by willbechampions on Feb 24, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions  

april 26th actually

SINCE YOU ALL CARE A LOT

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by willbechampions on Feb 24, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Michigan has a crazy schedule

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by emc503 on Feb 24, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

After going to a high school with a 6-week summer, this took some getting used to.

I managed.

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by Tremendous on Feb 24, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I switched from a school with semesters to quarters

I had a four month summer.

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by emc503 on Feb 24, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

aren't those nice?

/is what i have every summer

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I'm just glad I get a 2 month summer this year

Driving and camping cross country for 10 days, then drinking Portland dry before lawl school

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by emc503 on Feb 24, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

What is this "summer" thing?

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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 24, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, I remember that from Arizona.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 24, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, okay.

Though I meant more the “4 months off” part, less the “warm weather” part.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 24, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

that sounds fun! i've always wanted to do a road trip

i’ve been west of the mississippi once and i flew. would love to drive through the country

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by willbechampions on Feb 24, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

It's gorgeous

I drove out with my dad two years ago through Montana, Yellowstone, Badlands and Mt Rushmore. Gonna drive out with my best friend, show him Oregon for a few days, and probably drive back

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by emc503 on Feb 24, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

do it

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Garden of the Gods in Maniyou Springs, CO?

Was there about 4 years ago. Beautiful country.

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by DrBundy on Feb 24, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Not that crazy

Ends roughly one week before we did my senior year. Graduation was on May 2.

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by The Missing T on Feb 24, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

LOLMICHIGAN

Earliest spring break known to man, and if you go home for it, you can spend most of it shoveling. On the plus side, I think they finish for the summer around April 30th.

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by DevilGrad on Feb 24, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

spring break? february?

does not compute

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(Except in Mobile/New Orleans where we get two spring breaks.)

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SHUSH.

Don’t let on. More for us!

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Aloha.

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Hiya!

My loyal heart avows no other.

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HEY! how're you?

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What's up wieners

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The only thing I would hate fuck

Is her head with an axe

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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 24, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I hate people who don't send confirmation/acknowledgement emails when I submit something.

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Title clicked in deference to the lady to my left.

But that’s an amusing gif.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 24, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

And excellent taste in preferred college athletic programs.

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by Tremendous on Feb 24, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

/glare

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by iris eyes on Feb 24, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

It's requred.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 24, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

/glare

//glare
///glare (this glare if for Syracuse)

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by iris eyes on Feb 24, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

She can teach me how to dougie any day of the week

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by RyanMcD29 on Feb 24, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

LINTERROGATION

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by Tremendous on Feb 24, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

things happen at the kremLIN

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 24, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

particularly siberian regLIN camps

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 24, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

LINin was no humanitariLIN either.

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Trotsky tried to make it as a MexicLIN,

but he was evLINtually assassLINated.

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DUMPSTER FIRE, your feelings on this special occasion?

“I’m very excited to play in Los Angeles. I’ll get to spend time with my twin brother who’s been living in the area.”

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Hard to be when I feel so betrayed.

Brock Osweiler isn’t really 6’8"? He’s not even 6’7"?!?

I just feel empty inside.

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by The Missing T on Feb 24, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Eject, y'all.

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That was quite possibly the shittiest I've seen MSU hockey play this year.

(Which, granted, isn’t that many games since the majority are not televised 1000 miles away.)

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Aaaand I'm back from a successful landing on the Mun and return to Kerbal

It was the sweetest landing ever. Touched down at under 3 m/s, and with fuel left in the aux tanks in the lander. I was afraid that I was a bit too drunj from the Flying Dog “Raging Bitch” Belgian Style IPAs (8.3%ABV) that I’ve been putting down all night.

Lo and behold, it turned out to be my most unexpected success since I smoked three bowls of Lebanese blonde hash right before my chem final in the spring of 1978 and scored a 98%.

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so Act of Valor was surprisingly decent. I say this as a man who went in hoping to make fun of it, too.

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