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goddamnit. when i go home for spring break i'm totally having a simpsons marathon

my parents have seasons 2 and 4, and a christmas dvd as well

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Feb 22, 2012 11:11 PM EST reply actions  

You don't really get linking, do you, IM?

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 11:11 PM EST reply actions  

Look!

LINK CAKE!

Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....

by Burrito Electrico on Feb 22, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Y'all asked for one!

beggars can’t be choosers.

To the empowerage of words!

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 22, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions  

/clocks in

overtime y’all.

EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident

by dudebrabroman on Feb 22, 2012 11:13 PM EST reply actions  

yes?

EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident

by dudebrabroman on Feb 22, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions  

probably should go to bed.

EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident

by dudebrabroman on Feb 22, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions  

hence why I should go to bed.

EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident

by dudebrabroman on Feb 22, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

This kid's funnyern at 15 than I am at 26

You have a bright future ahead of you, so long as you don’t go crazy with the drugs and edsbs and such

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Feb 22, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Why are you separating them?

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 11:25 PM EST up reply actions  

thanks

goes back to watching agents of cracked.

EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident

by dudebrabroman on Feb 22, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I move for no man

unless I’m told to move.

To the empowerage of words!

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 22, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm in your easychair

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions  

For Cantabrigan and the Twinings comment in last thread, I present my desk about junior year of undergrad:

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 11:17 PM EST reply actions  

Currently only have Rooibos, Darjeeling, and loose prince of wales and lapsang souchong

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Their lapsang souchong is mighty tasty.

It’s like Islay Scotch, only you can have it for breakfast without people looking funny at you.

by Mango Stasi on Feb 22, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I love smoked tea

I’ve never explored scotches, but if what you say holds up, I foresee great things.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 22, 2012 11:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Tea

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 11:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Disney World

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

China

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly

by saxattack29 on Feb 23, 2012 9:49 AM EST up reply actions  

Prince of Wales is my favourite blend.

Even though he is a bit of a pillock.

Yeah, probably.

by gth863x on Feb 23, 2012 8:42 AM EST up reply actions  

Well done, sir.

A solid start.

Yeah, probably.

by gth863x on Feb 23, 2012 8:41 AM EST up reply actions  

Yum

Especially Irish Breakfast.
Also noted, the absence of orange cinnamon, aka Failure Tea.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly

by saxattack29 on Feb 23, 2012 9:48 AM EST up reply actions  

Sorry y'all

Thought I was linking to the wrasslin’ FanShot on the previous thread, linkfail

Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....

by Burrito Electrico on Feb 22, 2012 11:17 PM EST reply actions  

Good night all you internutts!

How’s everyone?

"Shabbat Shalom motherfuckers" Mordechai Jefferson Carver
לכאלה הולכים שבאה

by 8gooner8 on Feb 22, 2012 11:19 PM EST reply actions  

I'm from Harlan County, Asshole

And down there we know the difference between dynamite and road flares

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Feb 22, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Did you know your kidneys are for pissin'

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions  

dammit why can't i be tired like a normal person

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 22, 2012 11:22 PM EST reply actions  

quit partying with 8-ball

"Shabbat Shalom motherfuckers" Mordechai Jefferson Carver
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by 8gooner8 on Feb 22, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Joining this party.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 11:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I think I'm the designated driver at this party.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 22, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions  

NO DRUGS KTHX

Never even toked.

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Feb 22, 2012 11:25 PM EST up reply actions  

my plan is working

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 22, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I meant

WOOOOO HEY GUYS HEY GUYS HEY GUYS

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Feb 22, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions  

no no no my OTHER plan

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 22, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Why, Ms. Denmark, I have no idea what you are referring to

/bats eyes
//remembers guys don’t do that

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Feb 22, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions  

the one where i try to make myself sleepy of course!

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 22, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

i guess i could just pick up clash of kings

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 22, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Figured Chloe's lullaby was

BOOMER SOONER
BOOMER SOONER

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Feb 22, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

the eyes of texas are upon me...

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 22, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Have I lullabied this to my kids?

YOU’RE DAMN RIGHT I HAVE.

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Feb 22, 2012 11:40 PM EST up reply actions  

SEE! i'm a smart one!!

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 22, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Does it make me un-American

that I think that’s a far superior anthem?

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Feb 22, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh Canada, Oh Canada

How lovely are your branches…

Twitter for even more of my crap.
Now at 256. Headed for 215. This is to publicly shame me until I do it.

by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 22, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think so.

But then again, not exactly an unbiased opinion here.

Yeah, probably.

by gth863x on Feb 23, 2012 8:43 AM EST up reply actions  

18 year old me applauds

22 year old me is halfway through a day with 8-ball and doesn’t understand the question
26 year old me needs and makes no judgments in either direction

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Feb 22, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions  

i was going to say something weird

then i realized i’m not lucid.

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 22, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions  

That's good,

drunjin’ is good enough for me

"Shabbat Shalom motherfuckers" Mordechai Jefferson Carver
לכאלה הולכים שבאה

by 8gooner8 on Feb 22, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Present

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Feb 22, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Welcome to my world.

But then, I don’t go to sleep for another 3 hours on a regular night.

by Narrow Right on Feb 22, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions  

oh netflix

how I love your bad view instant movies, and how I love how it keeps me from my history readings

To the empowerage of words!

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 22, 2012 11:29 PM EST reply actions  

Has it got Pray for the Wildcats?

SHATNER

Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....

by Burrito Electrico on Feb 22, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Aww, come on, Gophers.

You disappoint me.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 22, 2012 11:30 PM EST reply actions  

My Bar notes/outlines are gradually coming to include internet memes

this may not bode well…or may be entirely awesome

"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot

by Cap Town Cat on Feb 22, 2012 11:32 PM EST reply actions  

Every Tort hypo causes me to make this face


Because, seriously, how do people come up with some of this insane stuff

"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot

by Cap Town Cat on Feb 22, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Gunners gonna gun

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Ever seen Chapelle's DC standup?

He has a joke about his white friend who was driving while high with Chapelle in the passenger seat. The driver decides he wants to race the guy at the light and just peels out when it goes green. When he gets pulled over he tells the officer “I’m sorry officer…I didn’t know I couldn’t do that”…

That is basically how nuts some of this stuff is

"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot

by Cap Town Cat on Feb 22, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Especially in Far Rockaway

Cardozo you never say anything want to take a stab at it?

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 11:40 PM EST up reply actions  

indiana or wisconsin always lose a lot of fireworks to me.

EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident

by dudebrabroman on Feb 22, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions  

If I wrote that opinion

I’d have just slapped a picture of a Missouri billboard on a piece of paper and called it a day.

¡El Hipopótamo!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 22, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Because crazy crap actually happens

For example, do a youtube search for “oregon whale dynamite”

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly

by saxattack29 on Feb 23, 2012 9:56 AM EST up reply actions  

If I had to break it down?

Wills question= fuckyeah.jpg
Domestic Relations question=Trollface.jpg
Criminal Question= BaddassOverHere.jpg
Torts Question=ChallengeAccepted.jpg
Property Question=Areyoukiddingme.jpg(Seriously, if you name your property [colour]acre every lawyer/law student reserves the right to beat you upside the head)

"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot

by Cap Town Cat on Feb 22, 2012 11:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I started doing that on briefs

Most of the complaints I reviewed were covered with LOL U MADs and COME AT ME BROs by the time I was done with them.

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Feb 22, 2012 11:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Alright, off to the gym, y'all behave

"Shabbat Shalom motherfuckers" Mordechai Jefferson Carver
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by 8gooner8 on Feb 22, 2012 11:33 PM EST reply actions  

gym?

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 22, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

West coast time.

With the time difference, it’s an hour before when I went.

I run on a strange schedule.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 22, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

yes, it's only 8.30 here

"Shabbat Shalom motherfuckers" Mordechai Jefferson Carver
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by 8gooner8 on Feb 22, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

even in God's Time 830 is shower and be in bed time

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 22, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Do you also leave the plastic on your dining room chairs, Grandma?

My 3-year-old has a later bedtime.

Twitter for even more of my crap.
Now at 256. Headed for 215. This is to publicly shame me until I do it.

by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 22, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

WAT?

My 2 1/2 year old is down by 7, 7:30 on a really late night.

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Feb 22, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

If I put mine to bed that early

she’d be up at 5 a.m.

Bedtime is 9:30, she sleeps to 7:30 or 8, with a 2-hour nap after lunch.

Twitter for even more of my crap.
Now at 256. Headed for 215. This is to publicly shame me until I do it.

by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 22, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions  

why can't adults have nap time?

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 22, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Can and do.

I am all about the motherfucking nap.

Twitter for even more of my crap.
Now at 256. Headed for 215. This is to publicly shame me until I do it.

by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 22, 2012 11:40 PM EST up reply actions  

i obviously have sleeping problems

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 22, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Your child is freakish.

Seriously, mine wouldn’t go to bed that early, and if she did, she’d be up before dawn.

Twitter for even more of my crap.
Now at 256. Headed for 215. This is to publicly shame me until I do it.

by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 22, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions  

She's likely to be like her father

and be mostly nocturnal until her mid-20s.

Twitter for even more of my crap.
Now at 256. Headed for 215. This is to publicly shame me until I do it.

by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 22, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions  

You hang by your feet and you sleep in a cave?

I do not think that’s how barristers behave.

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Feb 22, 2012 11:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I didn't say "a bat."

Twitter for even more of my crap.
Now at 256. Headed for 215. This is to publicly shame me until I do it.

by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 22, 2012 11:45 PM EST up reply actions  

am i asleep mother fucker? nein.

i’m relaxing…i just happen to be IN my mother fucking bed.

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 22, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Just teasing, Chloe.

/typing from bed

Twitter for even more of my crap.
Now at 256. Headed for 215. This is to publicly shame me until I do it.

by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 22, 2012 11:40 PM EST up reply actions  

you didn't see SARcASM font?

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 22, 2012 11:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Nein.

Twitter for even more of my crap.
Now at 256. Headed for 215. This is to publicly shame me until I do it.

by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 22, 2012 11:40 PM EST up reply actions  

well shoot.

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 22, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Just left my office 10 minutes ago

"Shabbat Shalom motherfuckers" Mordechai Jefferson Carver
לכאלה הולכים שבאה

by 8gooner8 on Feb 22, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

ew.

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 22, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

It's not as bad as it used to, when I was an ER physician

"Shabbat Shalom motherfuckers" Mordechai Jefferson Carver
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by 8gooner8 on Feb 22, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions  

what time does day start?

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 22, 2012 11:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Starts at 9, ends around 5. Couple times a stay in for a few hrs for paperwork.

"Shabbat Shalom motherfuckers" Mordechai Jefferson Carver
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by 8gooner8 on Feb 22, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions  

ahhhhh

also, foot is feeling better!

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 22, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Glad to hear. Just be PATIENT!

"Shabbat Shalom motherfuckers" Mordechai Jefferson Carver
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by 8gooner8 on Feb 22, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions  

i am. i stretch at night and throughout day...

have found a knot in the foot now. :(

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 22, 2012 11:46 PM EST up reply actions  

On the bottom?

"Shabbat Shalom motherfuckers" Mordechai Jefferson Carver
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by 8gooner8 on Feb 22, 2012 11:48 PM EST up reply actions  

yep, in the arch

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 22, 2012 11:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Is anyone here experienced with google scholar and knows how to save the cases to a .pdf?

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 11:35 PM EST reply actions  

Is there something next to the search result that says "27 other versions" or something to that effect?

And if so, are any of them in .pdf form?

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 22, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmmm there are other versions, but it appears no pdf files.

Professor wants us to review cases and upload .pdfs of gs cases. I hate technology.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions  

GS cases?

Google Scholar?

"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot

by Cap Town Cat on Feb 22, 2012 11:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep. For a malpractice class, we need to upload reviews of 3 cases each week for the professor's legal malpractice blog.

This has to be accompanied by .pdf files of the cases we reviewed through Google Scholar since westlaw and lexis have a copyright on their things.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 23, 2012 12:01 AM EST up reply actions  

What's the short cite?

Or link. I can probably pull for ya

"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot

by Cap Town Cat on Feb 23, 2012 12:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Thanks. Three cases are as follows (all are Ga.App.):

701 S.E.2d 864 (Mosera v. Davis)
690 S.E.2d 486 (Guerrero v. McDonald)
662 S.E.2d 208 (Kramer v. Yokely)

I can pull up the cases fine; just can’t save them as a .pdf.
If you figure it out and let me know how you get it as a .pdf, I’d appreciate it.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 23, 2012 12:05 AM EST up reply actions  

Well any idea how your classmates are doing it?

Easiest way would be simply to print-to-pdf in google chrome. Looking in some other DBs right now

"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot

by Cap Town Cat on Feb 23, 2012 12:10 AM EST up reply actions  

May try that real quick.

Also just got an email from prof that class is canceled tomorrow (we need 14 sets of 3 cases by the end; class is once a week). He has no true due dates for these, but I’m a little behind with bar and JAG applications ongoing. And now this. If I can’t figure it out, I’ll email him in the morning.

/Got called a dinosaur by prof first day of class for using paper/pen for notes
//wonder why

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 23, 2012 12:14 AM EST up reply actions  

Well the simplest way is always to print-to-pdf

but that isn’t as pretty as I would like. I like to fancy myself as a bit of a technophile in the law and I am having a it of trouble finding the pdf downloads for this

"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot

by Cap Town Cat on Feb 23, 2012 12:17 AM EST up reply actions  

Same here. Looks like this is working for me; never thought of print to .pdf since I never use chrome.

Thanks a lot though for the help.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 23, 2012 12:20 AM EST up reply actions  

Does it have to be saved to a PDF from a specific point?

Because I can just put the numbers into Google, found a case file, and save a PDF.

by Narrow Right on Feb 23, 2012 12:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Actually some of these he has are rather difficult to find...

the original pdf of the opinion of. Looks like GA isn’t very keen on uploading pdfs of the opinion for public access.

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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 23, 2012 12:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Realizing that.

On one hand, fewer GA cases used by the classmates (since I’m in NY) means less competition for obscure cases, but a little tougher to upload.

The extra step is easy enough now that I’ve figured it out. Thanks CTC.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 23, 2012 12:34 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah looking up the cases was fine, but the prof insists on .pdf and the court's website as a last resort.

And GA court of appeals wasn’t cooperating with my queries too much.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 23, 2012 12:44 AM EST up reply actions  

Was having trouble with these cases, but Print to pdf appears to be working.

Seems like an ack basswards way when right click save-as or an option to download as .pdf would be nice.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 23, 2012 12:32 AM EST up reply actions  

well right click wont work because

they’re using CSS format site wide to handle the text markup. So you’re not actually looking at a pdf you can right click on.

But I agree, at least for cases made available without copyrightable “markup” it would be ice for a download pdf link to be near

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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 23, 2012 12:35 AM EST up reply actions  

so speaking of drugs

i’m involved in a clinical study as a healthy control and i keep getting emails about others. one involves taking a pill that’s a synthetic form of THC and doing a fMRI. part of the study is about fear conditioning

that would be pretty awful, right? as in willbechampions you are not that desperate for money right?

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Feb 22, 2012 11:37 PM EST reply actions  

SCIENCE!

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 22, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

i mean, i'm currently doing one that involves a fMRI

but being fake high in an enclosed space sounds terrible

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Feb 22, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions  

or horribawesome?

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 22, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions  

well i just realized i read the email wrong. you get the THC OR a placebo

but…

During some of the tasks you will hear uncomfortably loud bursts of sound through a pair of headphones. These sounds are 100dB (loud) white noise burst and will not be painful, but will be unpleasant.

I DON’T KNOW. DEBATABLE.

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Feb 22, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions  

That's just what they tell you.

They’re really going to show you

¡El Hipopótamo!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 22, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

/The more you know

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions  

i've been spending money like crazy lately

my tax returns are about to run out and i’ve been working less anddd spring break is coming up….

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Feb 22, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Not sure, but I think half the Florida football team just signed up.

#sour

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by Tremendous on Feb 22, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions  

do it.

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 22, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions  

See, Fielding Yost isn't even the most racist person to have a building named after him at Michigan!

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by Tremendous on Feb 22, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions  

President of the American Eugenics Society.

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by Tremendous on Feb 22, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, that sounds like a nice civic organization.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 22, 2012 11:48 PM EST up reply actions  

oh, oh my.

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Feb 22, 2012 11:48 PM EST up reply actions  

But it appears his most lasting legacy is as a bus stop.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 22, 2012 11:49 PM EST up reply actions  

yup

and conducted experiments IIRC

by MGoEcon on Feb 22, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Also, checking back through things from earlier that I missed.

They turned Hot 102.7 into a gospel station? Are you kidding me?

I miss driving down 8 Mile to work in the morning while bumping the Chicken And Waffles Mix.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 22, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Are you Imported From Detroit?

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 22, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Close enough to say so to people who aren't from the area.

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by Tremendous on Feb 22, 2012 11:45 PM EST up reply actions  

So are you a city boy, born and raised in South Detroit?

(no, you’re not, unless you’re Canadian)

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 22, 2012 11:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Oakland.

(Two miles north of the city limits, for the non-Michigan folks.)

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 22, 2012 11:48 PM EST up reply actions  

i was born in pontiac and lived the first 3 years of my life in troy.

i actually had an onsite interview in..auburn hills i think it was? and my mom drove me and this was basically the conversation
“oh look, there’s the hospital you were born in”
“that looks like a drug deal in broad daylight”

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Feb 22, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep, that's Pontiac.

The second GM ghost town, after Flint.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 22, 2012 11:52 PM EST up reply actions  

was in Detroit on Thursday

I believe it is 95.5 that’s the LOL NO RAP station?
and 98.7 the hip-hop?

by MGoEcon on Feb 22, 2012 11:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Last I remember, 95.5 was regular top 40, 97.9 was hip-hop, and 96.3 was LOL NO RAP.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 22, 2012 11:46 PM EST up reply actions  

93.9 real rock variety

(actually my favorite station)

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Feb 22, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I miss bumping Word of Mouf

while rolling down broadway to the brewery

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 22, 2012 11:45 PM EST up reply actions  

OH it is now hot 107.5

it STILL EXISTS

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Feb 22, 2012 11:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Got it.

Just switched the numbers.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 22, 2012 11:48 PM EST up reply actions  

well goodnight ladies and gentleman

EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident

by dudebrabroman on Feb 22, 2012 11:49 PM EST reply actions  

He's still lying where he's going when he goes to hellbeast's

Can’t say I blame him

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 22, 2012 11:50 PM EST reply actions  

just text him later with

‘i know what you’re doing RIGHT NOW"

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 22, 2012 11:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Does he tell the same lie every time?

Or does he come up with new ones?

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 22, 2012 11:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope

This is so he’s closer to his oil change in the morning.
Word for Word

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Feb 22, 2012 11:57 PM EST up reply actions  

How about an Anagram (for Mongo)?

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 23, 2012 12:02 AM EST up reply actions  

goodness

it was quiet here a little while ago

now its a ragin

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Feb 22, 2012 11:51 PM EST reply actions  

Typical

I show up….everyone leaves.

/sadmichaelcera.jpg

by Lucas Jackson on Feb 22, 2012 11:57 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm still hear avoiding cleaning my room

it has gotten to the point where it is so messy it stresses me out thinking where to begin

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Feb 22, 2012 11:59 PM EST up reply actions  

*here...argh

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Feb 22, 2012 11:59 PM EST up reply actions  

that's the problem. i have a huge hamper and clothes piled by my closet

it’s actually obstructing my path to my closet which makes it harder to clean

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Feb 23, 2012 12:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Im here

I think
where am I

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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 22, 2012 11:58 PM EST up reply actions  

2 wildcats, a terp, and an aggie.

The hardest of the hard core college football fans!

by Lucas Jackson on Feb 22, 2012 11:59 PM EST up reply actions  

/UGA fan falls through ceiling.

//Dies

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 23, 2012 12:03 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

They have the internet?

"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot

by Cap Town Cat on Feb 23, 2012 12:13 AM EST up reply actions  

ok I think I'm out now too...g'night youngins

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 22, 2012 11:53 PM EST reply actions  

Attend another one, at which you will run onto the court and hug Darko Milicic.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 23, 2012 12:04 AM EST up reply actions  

Yunel Escobar says hai

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 23, 2012 12:09 AM EST up reply actions  

/throws dye bottle 23 rows into crowd

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
"Bicycle is new poverty mule. " - Spencer Prokhorov

by CoastalCowbell on Feb 23, 2012 8:52 AM EST up reply actions  

/does math

yeah that’d be about the same time Darko had his

by MGoEcon on Feb 23, 2012 12:13 AM EST up reply actions  

She was his butterfly

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 23, 2012 12:19 AM EST up reply actions  

"The fewer chemicals and artificial things the better" seems like a reasonable rule.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 23, 2012 12:13 AM EST up reply actions  

They cancel out with the overly-tinted windows on his car to make his hair...normal color.

(Darko was once pulled over in the Detroit suburbs for having too dark of window tinting on his Audi, which is a very Darko way to get in trouble.)

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 23, 2012 12:09 AM EST up reply actions  

At least he wasn't hit by a falling jet engine through a time warp he caused.

That’s another Darko type of trouble.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 23, 2012 12:10 AM EST up reply actions  

And if he does this to you, that's your problem.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 23, 2012 12:08 AM EST up reply actions  

my roommate and I have been watching valhalla rising for almost an hour.

this movie is the biggest fucking blue balls. it’s all just people waiting to fight. no fighting.

To the empowerage of words!

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 23, 2012 12:05 AM EST reply actions  

Update from work.

Some of you may have noticed earlier in the week that I asked what might happen now that I discovered my boss’ house is for sale.

He came back to the office today and never said anything about it. We carried on per usual, until…THE LOCKS WERE CHANGED AROUND THE OFFICE COMPLEX!

Thankfully, I received one of the master keys.

I also heard his house was near empty and he had one of the IT guys there, doing something with his computer.

Then, he left around 5, which is pretty early considering we usually get out around 5:30, carrying one of those dry erase wall calenders and more work stuff. I said bye, he said see y’all Monday.

WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!?

by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Feb 23, 2012 12:10 AM EST reply actions  

Oh, this sounds like it will be fun.

Most likely answer:

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by Tremendous on Feb 23, 2012 12:11 AM EST up reply actions  

I hope it's not this.

I thought we were moving the company to Dallas but this whole lock change thing changed things up.

by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Feb 23, 2012 12:20 AM EST up reply actions  

EFF TEE SEEE SPEED

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 23, 2012 12:37 AM EST up reply actions  

Coke habit or gambling debts...

explains everything.

The changing of the keys and giving you a set sets you up to be fall guy when they clean out your place of busines.

Good luck with that.

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by Orangebowl81 on Feb 23, 2012 12:19 AM EST up reply actions  

I have liked monospace fonts like Courier.

No, I am not trying to get by with typing less and will type more pages or use smaller margins if you let me use Courier please?

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 23, 2012 12:39 AM EST up reply actions  

Courier is the gin martini of fonts

Classic, and unfairly hated upon by people who don’t know any better

by kadoogan on Feb 23, 2012 12:40 AM EST up reply actions  

What is wrong with you people?

Times New Roman Times New Roman Times New Roman

Punting is winning.

by The Assman 1 on Feb 23, 2012 12:41 AM EST up reply actions  

Ive once wrote a paper in wing dings

But fortunately I was pretty much assured of an A in the class regardless

Punting is winning.

by The Assman 1 on Feb 23, 2012 12:43 AM EST up reply actions  

Arial is my second choice

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 23, 2012 12:45 AM EST up reply actions  

Prefer Cambria

I like my serifs

"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot

by Cap Town Cat on Feb 23, 2012 12:44 AM EST up reply actions  

ACS, you like notre dame

so you understand what it’s like to watch something that’s horrible, but be compelled to watch it all the same.

To the empowerage of words!

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 23, 2012 12:20 AM EST reply actions  

BUT IT WON'T BRING BACK YOU GOD...DAMN DEMOCRACY

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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 23, 2012 12:40 AM EST up reply actions  

People would inexplicably think it was good

With some even calling it the action movie of the 90s

by kadoogan on Feb 23, 2012 12:22 AM EST up reply actions  

That doesnt count.

Cage was halfway decent then

Punting is winning.

by The Assman 1 on Feb 23, 2012 12:23 AM EST up reply actions  

Raising Arizona remains in my top 5 Comedies

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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 23, 2012 12:42 AM EST up reply actions  

Raising Arizona is in my Top 5 favorite movies

Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....

by Burrito Electrico on Feb 23, 2012 10:05 AM EST up reply actions  

You got any of those balloons that make funny shapes?

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 23, 2012 10:08 AM EST up reply actions  

No...

Not unless you consider round funny.

Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....

by Burrito Electrico on Feb 23, 2012 10:18 AM EST up reply actions  

Of course.

The key to survival, at least for nighttime viewings, is a slow, steady progression to blackout.

¡El Hipopótamo!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 23, 2012 12:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Gmail appears to be functional.

I have a new bill from Verizon Wireless! How very exciting.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 23, 2012 12:22 AM EST up reply actions  

Methinks you are down

"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot

by Cap Town Cat on Feb 23, 2012 12:25 AM EST up reply actions  

eh; I'm fine

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 23, 2012 12:42 AM EST up reply actions  

I think the characters just took acid and are in Canada.

hell of a place for a Crusade.

(hope none of y’all plan on seeing this film)

To the empowerage of words!

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 23, 2012 12:24 AM EST reply actions  

HEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY MAAAAAAAAANNNNNN NIIIIIIIICEEEEEE SHOOOOOTTTT

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 23, 2012 12:43 AM EST up reply actions  

my plan is to crowd source a plan

I was recently given a stuffed animal crab. any thoughts on what to name it? I’m thinking Tabitha the Crabitha.

To the empowerage of words!

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 23, 2012 12:34 AM EST reply actions  

Carl

"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot

by Cap Town Cat on Feb 23, 2012 12:38 AM EST up reply actions  

Fading out.

Sleep beckons…remarkably early.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 23, 2012 12:38 AM EST reply actions  

What movie?

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 23, 2012 12:45 AM EST up reply actions  

Ah my god I just wanted to borrow a cup of sugar

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 23, 2012 1:02 AM EST up reply actions  

AS THE MAIN COURSE?????

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 23, 2012 1:17 AM EST up reply actions  

Some meteorologists are going to be severely wrong tomorrow.

NWS extended Winter Storm Warning here, says 4-8 inches of snow possible.

TV stations at 10 said 1-2 at most.

by Narrow Right on Feb 23, 2012 12:54 AM EST reply actions  

I wish I had a job where I could be right 40% of the time and still get paid.

If you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 23, 2012 12:55 AM EST up reply actions  

Ask our friend the Assman for a job at ESPN.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 23, 2012 1:00 AM EST up reply actions  

Are you south or where it was originally going?

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 23, 2012 1:14 AM EST up reply actions  

Well; best of luck. How's the snow been your way this year?

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 23, 2012 1:33 AM EST up reply actions  

Minimal.

(He said after 20 minutes, not noticing the reply.)

by Narrow Right on Feb 23, 2012 1:51 AM EST up reply actions  

Penis.

Punting is winning.

by The Assman 1 on Feb 23, 2012 1:39 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

. . .

. . .

If you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 23, 2012 2:37 AM EST up reply actions  

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Screen_shot_2011-08-18_at_2 Holly Anderson

Editors

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Me_tuscaloosa_small Doug Gillett

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