LET'S NOT PLAY THIS GAME, OHIO STATE
by Spencer Hall on Feb 22, 2012 12:04 PM EST
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Most of the debunking/debate has been done on this already, but let us add this: you do not want to play this game. Not you, Ohio State, and not you, Michigan, and certainly not anyone in the SEC. Forget the quality of the majors for the time being and embrace the sound, and how bad they will look in comparison to others' real majors.
What do we mean? We mean that every academy school gets to say, "I major in Killing Studies." There might be variations of this. You could major at "Killing people on land with my bare hands," or "Killing at Distance With Missiles," or even "Killing Services Support." At the end of the day, you all lose this fight to each academy, because their majors are all some wrinkle on "Defending Your Lazy General Studies/Communication Ass With High-Powered Weaponry And Shocking Amounts of Provigil."
Stanford and Vandy also trump this with "being wealthy," their code major. Appalachian State's "Four or five foggy years of straight chillin'" also beats any major offered by Michigan, but [OBVIOUS JOKES ARE OBVIOUS.] Florida, for the record, loses this game because "Sweating And Fighting With Landlords While Eating Burritos" is a path you choose on your own, and we wouldn't make that kind of spiritual choice for anyone. (Hawai'i's coded major is "Hawai'i," and yeah, we all lose again.)
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"Family Resource Management"?
That’s Home Economics, son, and don’t let the fancy striped-pants liberals tell you any different.
/whistles past “Human & Organizational Development” major
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Feb 22, 2012 12:09 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
Somehow though, those HOD majors
average a higher salary than all of the A & S majors.
Vandy Fan. Yankee by birth, Southern by choice.
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by VUfanInNJ on Feb 22, 2012 12:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I envisioned that phrase to be the official title of the MRS degree.
(Which, given that it’s football players we’re talking about, would be very very wrong.)
by Narrow Right on Feb 22, 2012 1:42 PM EST up reply actions
SMU waves from across the room
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Remember the 5!
Largest MRS mortality rate supposedly.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 2:00 PM EST up reply actions
No, those studying for their MRS degree are fine.
It’s the young ladies in the Copulation Economics Pre-Professional Program who tend to disappear.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 22, 2012 2:06 PM EST up reply actions
Well, field work tends to weed them out.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 22, 2012 2:08 PM EST up reply actions
So just an MS degree?
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 2:09 PM EST up reply actions
I thought most of those girls were in the
Hospitality Operations program.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 22, 2012 2:14 PM EST up reply actions
Hotel and restaurant management?
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 2:16 PM EST up reply actions
I think he was more along the lines of those who Welcome Home Our Returning Emigrees
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "
I think he was going for the acronym here.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Yup. Couldn't come up with a good K or I'd have made it longer.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 22, 2012 2:22 PM EST up reply actions
Couldn't fit Kraken in there somehow?
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by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 22, 2012 2:25 PM EST up reply actions
I'm sure the Japanese could
In the name of the Woody, the Bo, and the Mustache Ride. Amen.
by Pariahwulfen on Feb 22, 2012 4:37 PM EST up reply actions
I went to a parochial high school, and many other students in my graduating class went to Liberty
There seems to be something about viciously forbidding sex before marriage that led many of them to get married between 18 and 20, often to disastrous effect.
by Synaesthesia on Feb 22, 2012 4:15 PM EST up reply actions
as someone who grew up in Liberty's neck of the woods
I can attest to this.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 22, 2012 4:17 PM EST up reply actions
that town was on the daily show last nigh--
SPIDERS
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 22, 2012 4:32 PM EST up reply actions
But also!
If you bring a car to UF, you automatically get signed up for a minor in Fighting With the Local Tow Companies. Tony Joiner did not do so well in it.
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fuck roam towing forever.
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by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Feb 22, 2012 12:14 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
little known fact
if you get in your car and lie down in the backseat no private towing company will tow your car away for fear that you could somehow get hurt and sue them, one time at a party back in one of the many crappy student apartment complexes near LSU, several of my friends and I witnessed a girl pull this trick with a VERY angry tow truck driver, I’m not sure if he was more pissed about the fact that he couldn’t tow her car or about the fact that he failed to tow the car in front of a large audience of very drunk college kids mocking him the whole time, but I DO know that he was pissed about both
fuck BR towing companies
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Feb 22, 2012 1:56 PM EST up reply actions
riverside towing will hide....
…. the undercover tow trucks in those complex and those communities like sharlo, and just wait to strike
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Feb 22, 2012 2:07 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
I prefer Jermaine Cunningham
and his Assualt with a Delicious Weapon [real reporting]
Take TWO: BETTER REPORTING via Holly
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 22, 2012 2:15 PM EST up reply actions
App State with the win! Yes!
Also, it should be noted, Iowa currently lists ability to concur oncoming vehicles at varying speeds as a major. They’ve got some good recent graduates if I remember…
Too Soon?
Don't give up, don't ever give up ~ Jim Valvano
How has this not been turned into a "Like a Boss" gif yet?
In the name of the Woody, the Bo, and the Mustache Ride. Amen.
by Pariahwulfen on Feb 22, 2012 12:44 PM EST up reply actions
What is this?
THEY LIKE MARIJUANA TO SMOKE AND ALTER THEIR MINDSET AND THINGS. -Dr. Norris Camacho
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 22, 2012 1:14 PM EST up reply actions
I think its a .......... scooter being pushed by a pick up?
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 22, 2012 1:15 PM EST up reply actions
Last year (or maybe two years ago) an Iowa football player was hit by a truck while on his scooter
He flipped through the air a couple times and everything. It was all caught on camera by a police dashboard cam. He turned out to have only minor injuries, by some miracle.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
correct
and when the truck takes more damage than you, you are in fact a boss
In the name of the Woody, the Bo, and the Mustache Ride. Amen.
by Pariahwulfen on Feb 22, 2012 4:39 PM EST up reply actions
the iowa conditioning program: either kills you are makes you a boss.
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 22, 2012 4:40 PM EST up reply actions
Iowa players hate training in Iowa
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 4:41 PM EST up reply actions
Doesn't UM have a great Business school?
Use your resources Wolverines!
by KentuckyMildcats on Feb 22, 2012 12:22 PM EST reply actions
It is a great business school, but it’s set up in a difficult manner that prevents a lot of people (not just football players) from majoring in business. You actually have to apply for admission to the business school after 2 years of undergrad work, and it’s extremely selective in accepting anybody. There are a lot of people on campus every year who are forced to change to econ or something else when they get rejected. This process does a good job of steering football players away.
Sounds like UGA
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 12:51 PM EST up reply actions
If I had to have a 3.8 probably would have spent more time working.
Or in a different major.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
LSU engineering is like that...maybe not as exclusive.
business college is up there too
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Feb 22, 2012 2:08 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
i love that i started in engineering as a first semester freshman
you apply to the college of engineering when you apply to the university in high school.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 22, 2012 5:41 PM EST up reply actions
UK is like that too.
It all depends on the standards of admissions I guess.
by KentuckyMildcats on Feb 22, 2012 2:12 PM EST up reply actions
pretty sure you apply after your freshman year but yeah, it is pretty selective.
to be fair though, tOSU also has a business school you apply to get into, not just a business major.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 22, 2012 5:43 PM EST up reply actions
"Naw, man, I majored in journalism. It was easier."
Joe Namath, responding to a sportswriter who asked Namath if he had majored in basket weaving at Alabama.
by Nick's Hat Band on Feb 22, 2012 12:25 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
There's a similar Lefty Driesel story.
Someone asked him whether all the stuff the kids in the Duke student section yelled at him bothered him, and he answered, “No. I don’t even understand most of it . . . I didn’t go to a very good school.”
(Lefty graduated from Duke in ’54.)
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Feb 22, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Joe Schadd applies to Alabama School of Journalism.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Feb 22, 2012 3:44 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Shit, even we have standards.
Although Rece Davis is the pinnacle of our journalistic achievements.
Velocitas eradico
Family Resource Management?
Isn’t that close to “Coming Up With A Fucking Budget For The Wife, Kids, and Yourself” degree?
by Chichen Ietzsche on Feb 22, 2012 12:32 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
You say that like its something you'll actually learn in college...
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by Billy Gomila on Feb 22, 2012 12:42 PM EST up reply actions
All I learned was.....
how to accurately determine an ounce while only using my hand.
by Chichen Ietzsche on Feb 22, 2012 12:45 PM EST up reply actions
Phrasing!
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 22, 2012 1:08 PM EST up reply actions
possibly intended.
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 22, 2012 1:12 PM EST up reply actions
A rebuttal
Ounce = weed reference
3/4 ounce = dick reference
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by Chichen Ietzsche on Feb 22, 2012 1:16 PM EST up reply actions
what do you call the degree?
where you take AIDS Education, golf, and art appreciation?
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by RedmondLonghorn on Feb 22, 2012 12:46 PM EST reply actions
Sports and Recreational Management
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 22, 2012 12:53 PM EST up reply actions
General Studies?
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 22, 2012 12:57 PM EST up reply actions
majoring in criminology
Come on, EDSBS crew. That is a slam dunk at Ohio State with their legal troubles! No jokes at all?
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UGA majors in Phil Rizzuto studies
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 12:50 PM EST reply actions
Family Resource Management is dependent on the family
Corleone Family = Casinos, Olive Oil Importing, Financing
This would differ from players, where getting tattoos, some of family members, has to be budgeted. Along with sweet deals on cars and no-show jobs.
You can never pay back, but you can always pay forward. - W. W. Hayes
by Crabapple Buck on Feb 22, 2012 12:54 PM EST reply actions
tOSU vs Michigan
dragging each other thru the mud, I haz a happy.
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At Notre Dame you can major in "Condescension Theory and Practice" and "Church Approved Sex" (only before midnight, in hushed tones, while your roommate sits in the hall)
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
leave a sock on the door if cuddling.
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 22, 2012 12:59 PM EST up reply actions
and for the LOVE OF GOD DON'T USE A CONDOM!!!
Sing it with me, “Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great! If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate….”
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by BoilerTMill on Feb 22, 2012 1:02 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Well we're protestand and have had a kid every time we've had sex what's so different about the catholics dear?
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 1:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The rhythm method?
My father couldn’t find a ceilidh band at three o’clock in the mornin’.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Feb 22, 2012 1:25 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Renamed the Kinesiology program, did we, Michigan?
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 22, 2012 12:59 PM EST reply actions
Actually
The Kinesiology profs got sick of being known as the joke major for jocks. They tightened the screws a few years ago and now the UM Kinesiology school is chasing the dumb jocks out. Still have 13 left (Sports Management and Sports Movement), but some of those are likely walkons who do actually study.
Sociology remains the place you land after the B-School and Econ departments tell to you fuck yourself, but you still want to major in something that sounds fancy. So I figure the numbers in Kinesiology will continue to drop while the numbers in Sociology go up.
/also I think recent changes made General Studies even easier
IMMA PLAY THIS GAME PAWWWLLLL
ROLL CRIMSON
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 22, 2012 1:00 PM EST reply actions
HEY PAWL WHAT'D THE CARDINAL TIDE MAJOR IN GONNA HNG UP AN LISSEN
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 1:01 PM EST up reply actions
HAHVAHD GAHNET
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 1:05 PM EST up reply actions
From the OSU website
The Consumer and Family Financial Services major offers specializations in Family Financial Management and Consumer Services.
The focal point of the major is the interaction between consumers and the marketplace. Courses emphasize understanding of consumer issues and concerns, consumer behavior and decision making, marketplace complexities, resolution of consumer problems, and public policy affecting consumer welfare. Emphasis is placed on development of communication and analytical skills related to consumer/market concepts.
Coursework in the Consumer Services Specialization provides opportunity for more in-depth study of solutions to consumer problems, analysis of consumer data, and the business environment. Students can select courses to specialize in sales, management and human resources, or housing/real estate.
http://ehe.osu.edu/cs/programs/undergraduate/cffs.php
Dept. of Human Ecology?
Live THIS GUYs dream.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 22, 2012 1:02 PM EST reply actions
I read that as Human Ethology (which is an intro level course for aspiring anthropology majors) which was quite possibly the easiest class I've ever taken
It’s the study of human behavior from an evolutionary perspective. The answer to 99% of behaviors is 1) so we can bone more or 2) to not get eaten… so we can bone more
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Throw in bourbon and you have the Blanx Equilibrium
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 22, 2012 3:05 PM EST up reply actions
Usquaebach is so we can face the Devil.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 22, 2012 3:06 PM EST up reply actions
Don't play this game, Ohio State
You had a quarterback majoring in Exploring for God’s sake!
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Does everyone at Purdue major in existentialism?
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 1:08 PM EST up reply actions
Does OSU require someone to declare a major upon matriculation?
I could see this as an option for someone unsure about majors that early (hell if I knew mine then), but then again it is a little odd to graduate with an Exploring Degree
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 22, 2012 1:10 PM EST up reply actions
After reading
I see that Exploring is just OSU’s fancy term for “Undecided Major”
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 22, 2012 1:10 PM EST up reply actions
That's what SCAD would call "Undecided".
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 22, 2012 1:11 PM EST up reply actions
No shame in being undecided freshman year
TP, on the other hand, was cruising for a bit longer
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 22, 2012 1:14 PM EST up reply actions
Unrelated but interesting nonetheless
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 22, 2012 1:12 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
As punishment for voting Yes, Alaska was then sold back to the Russians
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 22, 2012 1:13 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
to be fair it could be three dedicated deers that caused that poll to tip.
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 22, 2012 1:14 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Being that guy and fine with it
DEER
by I-Right Fullback Dive on Feb 22, 2012 2:32 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
[Lament for the failure of the public education system and the general depravity of the younger generation.]
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 22, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions
wooo!
good god though, idiocracy may happen very soon.
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 22, 2012 2:34 PM EST up reply actions
you don't get it
Alaska was ahead of the curve. He’ll be a fine Arena League starting QB. They never specified NFL.
But people from Delaware are stuck in Delaware
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 1:14 PM EST up reply actions
Not much of Delaware to be stuck in.
They’re free to roam over to the Eastern Shore.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 22, 2012 1:15 PM EST up reply actions
But by definition if you're in Delaware you are stuck there until you are finally out. Everyone in Delaware is trying to leave Delaware.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 1:17 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Oh, I've been stuck in Delaware before!
When is the best time to have major lane closures on I-95? Thanksgiving Week of course!
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 22, 2012 1:19 PM EST up reply actions
The most time I've spent in Delaware was the hour or so to get from Maryland to New Jersey
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 22, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions
Actually went to Dover for a race weekend with my dad in 1999.
They even had an Arby’s there!
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 1:22 PM EST up reply actions
Hey you know how to get to Newark, DE? Pronounced NOOERK?
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 2:13 PM EST up reply actions
Dig at how the DE Newark is pronounced New - Ark. Not nooerk like the one in NJ
/All the memories of the R2 and conductors overpronouncing the DE Newark when a passenger got it wrong.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 4:17 PM EST up reply actions
Mine was about how that's the common refrain when asking for directions in Maine
You can’t get there from here.
Yeah, probably.
It's also an REM song
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 4:38 PM EST up reply actions
Can I go back to Rockville at least?
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 4:15 PM EST up reply actions
Or get to Rehoboth.
Which is okay until Sunday night, when everyone has to drive back to DC.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Who likes taffy, outlet malls, and despair?
by Albino Tornado on Feb 22, 2012 1:27 PM EST up reply actions
THIS GUY.
Well, at least two out of the three. And eating Grotto’s pizza on the boardwalk is a decent way to pass the time.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Yeah Grotto is alright. But stop bringing logic into my sweeping generalities.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 1:29 PM EST up reply actions
When my boys were younger . . .
. . . an outing to Grotto’s and Funland was the height of beach living.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Been to Dewey once, but my family usually just went to Wildwood when we lived in MD.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 1:33 PM EST up reply actions
So what do you call people from Delaware?
Delawarians or Delawarites?
Personally, I’d vote for Delaweenians.
Auburn... who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side.
I go with
“will the defendant please rise”
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/board of directors stands up
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 22, 2012 2:29 PM EST up reply actions
Sad
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 2:22 PM EST up reply actions
Delaware
DelaWhat?
DelaWho?
Dela Chika-Chika, Slim Shady?
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 22, 2012 2:28 PM EST up reply actions
please stand up, please stand up.
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 22, 2012 2:29 PM EST up reply actions
Just wait 'til I bust out the WKRP.
“Calm down?! I just paid 5 bucks to find out I’m rounded at the free ends!”
Auburn... who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side.
Tax free
TAX FREE!
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 22, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions
Does Quinn have any family in Alaska?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 22, 2012 1:16 PM EST up reply actions
I know. There is a nonzero number of people who think he'd be a good QB
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions
Mrs. Quinn doesn't really count, though.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 22, 2012 1:23 PM EST up reply actions
She is applauding you.
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 22, 2012 1:24 PM EST up reply actions
hey!
it’s that linebacker for the Packers!
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
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by CoastalCowbell on Feb 22, 2012 1:25 PM EST up reply actions
the best part of that game
You think when Hawk sacked Quinn he was like, “F***ed your sister!” right as he hit him?
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by BoilerTMill on Feb 22, 2012 1:29 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That has always been my theory for why the offense could never really get going
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Wait who/what the fuck is this?
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 1:30 PM EST up reply actions
That is just godawful
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 1:31 PM EST up reply actions
Did she get married
to AJ Hawk?
by I-Right Fullback Dive on Feb 22, 2012 2:38 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, yes she did.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "
Brady Quinn is still in the NFL?
I learned something today…
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He's the backup in Denver
This poll came about because he said something whiny and bitchy about getting leapfrogged on the depth chart by Tebow
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Terrell Suggs comments were amazing though
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 22, 2012 1:23 PM EST up reply actions
Best part of the whole interview
Quinn: If you look at it as a whole, there’s a lot of things that just don’t seem very humble to me. When I get that opportunity, I’ll continue to lead not necessarily by trying to get in front of the camera and praying but by praying with my teammates, you know?
Yep, not petty at all
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
by Rapeablyfresh on Feb 22, 2012 1:25 PM EST up reply actions
I heard a sports-radio guy talking about it and didn't know exactly what was going on.
That is very enlightening for the situation.
by Narrow Right on Feb 22, 2012 1:45 PM EST up reply actions
no, the best part was when he said
“I didnt have any billboards. that would have been nice”
whambulance, wineken, whatnot.
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 22, 2012 3:26 PM EST up reply actions
If you’re Brady Quinn it seems best not to do anything that reminds a NFL franchise that they are paying you.
League minimum is a pretty decent piece of change and holding a clipboard is easy. Shut up and duck into the shadows whenever the head of personnel walks by.
Hmmmm it sounds very easy.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 2:50 PM EST up reply actions
League Minimum for 2012-13 season is $390,000 for Rookies.
$465,000 for 1 year exp.
$540,000 for 2 year exp.
$650,000 for 3 year exp.
$700,000 for 4-6 years exp.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 22, 2012 2:53 PM EST up reply actions
Meant to add "Yeah, I could hold clipboards and bring coffee for that".
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 22, 2012 2:56 PM EST up reply actions
So is Jimmy Clausen.
Strange days indeed.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 22, 2012 1:22 PM EST up reply actions
at least Quinn won some games
Clausen is the Hawaii Bowl Hero and second coming of Ron Powlus
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And, horror of horrors,
Clausen lost to Purdue that one time.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 22, 2012 1:27 PM EST up reply actions
2007 INDIANA STATE CHAMPS...YETTTTIIIIII
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 22, 2012 1:29 PM EST up reply actions
Twice in fact!
He has the same of being hte only ND quarterback to lost at home to Purdue since 1974
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Qua?
I think you are thinking of Brady, who deployed the patented Tyrone Willingham poop squat in two losses to the Purdue.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 22, 2012 1:31 PM EST up reply actions
that's right
Quinn lost to Purdue in 2003 and 2004. Clausen lost to Purdue in 2007, along with most everyone else
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¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 22, 2012 1:33 PM EST up reply actions
Our current coach celebrated wildly over finally getting a winning record against the MAC
I have to fall back on the few, fading fond memories
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You currently have bragging rights over OSU
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 22, 2012 1:37 PM EST up reply actions
In West Lafayette only
4-2 in the last six played there. haven’t won in Columbus in 24 years.
It’s kind of fun because it really pisses OSU fans off that they can’t win at Purdue of all places.
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No, you see, we've decided that OSU's use of "The" before their school name should be like a championship belt
And, at present time, it is possessed by the Boilers
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Very nice!
I’ll take it
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Don't people think its strange when all they see is this:
The
THEY LIKE MARIJUANA TO SMOKE AND ALTER THEIR MINDSET AND THINGS. -Dr. Norris Camacho
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 22, 2012 2:10 PM EST up reply actions
No, because they became non-imaginary
by claiming the The.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 22, 2012 2:15 PM EST up reply actions
Is this like in Hook when Peter Pan learns to fly again.
Only opposite, right?
THEY LIKE MARIJUANA TO SMOKE AND ALTER THEIR MINDSET AND THINGS. -Dr. Norris Camacho
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 22, 2012 2:17 PM EST up reply actions
/band erupts into "The Beat(en) Generation"
//band erupts into “The Beat(en) Generation”
///band erupts into “The Beat(en) Generation”
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 22, 2012 2:17 PM EST up reply actions
Ted roof. Ted Roof Ted Roof is on fire
We don’t need no corners let the secondary burn.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 1:36 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
♬In the Navy
You can sail the seven seas♬
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 22, 2012 1:32 PM EST up reply actions
This is somehow Brian Kelly's fault...
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 22, 2012 1:31 PM EST up reply actions
Fullbacks, Harrumph.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 22, 2012 2:03 PM EST up reply actions
Give the Govenor a Harrumph!
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those that understand binary and those that don't.
Brady Quinn has a proxy server in Alaska?
That is dedication
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 22, 2012 2:18 PM EST up reply actions
Fourteen communications majors . . .
. . . and still not a single kid on that team you’d trust not to fuck up a post-game interview.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
the Greg Davis tour gets off to a fitting start in Iowa
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Feb 22, 2012 1:40 PM EST reply actions
Dumpster fires?
Budding serial killer alert!
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 22, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions
But that's Council Bluffs. They're all infected with the Husker virus over there.
Nice try though.
by Narrow Right on Feb 22, 2012 1:46 PM EST up reply actions
Counciltucky's been shitty since France owned it.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 22, 2012 1:58 PM EST up reply actions
When did Iowa get the right to add the derisive -tucky suffix to anything in Iowa?
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 2:00 PM EST up reply actions
6 one way half dozen the other
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 2:09 PM EST up reply actions
Let's play a fun game!
GIS “Omaha skyline” then GIS “Council Bluffs skyline.” (Note: neither should include chili, so all results are SFW.)
Council Bluffs is a fictionalized-Harlan-County grade shithole.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 22, 2012 2:18 PM EST up reply actions
But Council Bluffs still has one important thing going for it:
It’s not (technically) Nebraska.
by Narrow Right on Feb 22, 2012 2:20 PM EST up reply actions
FTFY
But Council Bluffs still has one important thing going for it: It’s not (technically) Nebraska. it has a shitty strip club within walking distance of a major high school on the main drag.
Razzle Dazzle and Abe Lincoln, if memory serve.
Allows the students working the main stage to get back for class.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 22, 2012 2:44 PM EST up reply actions
Okay
Council Bluffs:
Omaha:
I guess Council luffs isn’t a Lubbock
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 2:21 PM EST up reply actions
i think that top pic is des moines.
And plus, the with the results on the field of play this year, I thought it was decided that Iowa claims CouncilTucky as its own this year.
/betterlucknextyear
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"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Feb 22, 2012 2:37 PM EST up reply actions
I think that top picture is actually "Lubbock"
Lord knows there’s no hills in Tractor Moines.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 22, 2012 2:40 PM EST up reply actions
Lubbock of the ersatz variety.
Don’t know why it was the GIS picture, but the spheres must have been aligned that day.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 2:41 PM EST up reply actions
i didnt think there was any water in west texas
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Feb 22, 2012 2:41 PM EST up reply actions
It's the inferior substitute of Lubbock.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions
Forgot the useless h
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 2:46 PM EST up reply actions
theres no justice there for damn sure
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Feb 22, 2012 2:46 PM EST up reply actions
I may voluntarily visit Grinnell at some point in the next few months
For what horrors should I prepare myself?
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
If you can avoid being run over by semis on I-80
just be prepared for seeing lots of agriculture.
Grinnell College, however, is an island of very much not-Iowa.
by Narrow Right on Feb 22, 2012 2:26 PM EST up reply actions
I'm good with agriculture.
I grew up here:
My kid has spent enough time in the Midwest not to be too put off by it either. And we’ve heard good things about Grinnell.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Then I'd say there's nothing to fear except the price tag.
I’ve only been there once, for quiz bowl. That’s mainly because Grinnell costs $Texas and, as such, isn’t exactly a common or realistic choice even for those of us near there.
by Narrow Right on Feb 22, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions
I've seen the hoops team play the Ocho or some such.
The kid is looking mostly at smaller liberal arts schools, and getting a bit away from the East Coast (and the threeve other kids from his HS who are likely to apply to the usual suspects out here) may be a good strategy.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I'm a small liberal arts grad
Got some ideas if you want any questions answered (though I’m sure the Kenyon faction would do a good job too)
So I recall
And I think your alma mater is on our spring break itinerary.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Well then
The weather will be a complete and utter lie (though apparently they’ve had a couple mild winters since I’ve left).
I lived in Boston for three years . . .
. . . including a winter with 96 inches of snow. I can give him the Berkshires briefing.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
New marketing slogan: "Warmer than Bowdoin!"
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Bowden?
THEY LIKE MARIJUANA TO SMOKE AND ALTER THEIR MINDSET AND THINGS. -Dr. Norris Camacho
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 22, 2012 2:42 PM EST up reply actions
No, Bowdoin.
I want the kid to be able to support himself without relying on nepotism.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
No kidding.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I've actually thought about Bowdoin for PhD work.
But yeah, it cold.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 22, 2012 2:47 PM EST up reply actions
doubt he and I would be doing he same research.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 22, 2012 2:54 PM EST up reply actions
Switch to "Blowing up Killer Asteroids Headed for Earth" Studies
Then write 50,000 words a week on it. You’ll be in!
This man does not approve of your disdain for cold
by Narrow Right on Feb 22, 2012 2:51 PM EST up reply actions
Even he would think Bowdoin cold
after 18 months in Hawaii.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 22, 2012 2:55 PM EST up reply actions
Chamberlain?
Joshua? I liked him better in Dumb and Dumber.
Signal 2 Noise went there...
While it’s certainly no Kenyon(:-P), I’m sure it’s a great place in it’s own right. You may want to ask him for more info…
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "
Dad went there for a year of undergrad and liked it before moving back for family reasons
I only visited while driving to school my sophomore year and wondered why I didn’t consider it before. Gorgeous campus and $$$$$ out the ass because Warren Buffett guided their investments
My sister got a Communications degree at tOSU.
She couldn’t find a job when the getting was good.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Feb 22, 2012 2:02 PM EST via Android app reply actions
TO LAW SCHOOL WITH HER.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 22, 2012 2:38 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
NOOOOOOO ON'T OVERSATURATE US EVEN MORE
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 2:42 PM EST up reply actions
waitresses: pulling higher tips since time itself began.
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 22, 2012 2:47 PM EST up reply actions
WELL HOW CAN I WAITRESS IF I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOUR PLACE IS?
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 22, 2012 2:48 PM EST up reply actions
Nick, I don't like servers who yell and complain about everything, so I'm going to have to deny your application
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
by stempke on Feb 22, 2012 2:57 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
I yell and complain after my shift
Thank you very much.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 22, 2012 2:58 PM EST up reply actions
Nick would bitch about his shift on here.
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 22, 2012 3:00 PM EST up reply actions
GAME OVER: Indiana wins. Someone majored in "Magic"
http://homepages.indiana.edu/web/page/normal/12909.html
Didn’t play any sports, but to fun to pass up commenting on it
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
Slightly less impressive when you remember that people in Indiana consider telephones, the weather, and moveable type to be magic.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 22, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
And the forward pass.
That’s a form of black magic and not to be trusted.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
No, that's not magic. Just heresy.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 22, 2012 2:35 PM EST up reply actions
Kinda like jumbotrons in the stadium?
THEY LIKE MARIJUANA TO SMOKE AND ALTER THEIR MINDSET AND THINGS. -Dr. Norris Camacho
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 22, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions
Be silent of such things, Copernicus.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 22, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
/excommunicated
THEY LIKE MARIJUANA TO SMOKE AND ALTER THEIR MINDSET AND THINGS. -Dr. Norris Camacho
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 22, 2012 2:37 PM EST up reply actions
I knew ND has always hated the Polish!
Buncha bastards! :-P
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "
I thought Amish country stopped in Ohio.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 22, 2012 2:38 PM EST up reply actions
oh no, they are active everywhere
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 22, 2012 2:38 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, the Amish understand how those things work, they just choose not to use them.
Your typical Indiana resident is awed by the box what prints them Lotto tickets.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 22, 2012 2:42 PM EST up reply actions
OSU may have them on depth
But the top 24 majors on each side look like a draw to me.
Auburn... who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side.
/tries that in school
well… I guess I’m “working from home” for a few days.
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 22, 2012 2:32 PM EST up reply actions
I'm going to have lunch in a nearby park
Because it’s 75.
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 22, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions
fuckpants
Fun to say, conjures up interesting images.
THEY LIKE MARIJUANA TO SMOKE AND ALTER THEIR MINDSET AND THINGS. -Dr. Norris Camacho
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 22, 2012 2:35 PM EST up reply actions
Aren't you supposed to wait until the first of May
before you start your outdoor fucking?(NSFW language)
In the name of the Woody, the Bo, and the Mustache Ride. Amen.
by Pariahwulfen on Feb 22, 2012 5:37 PM EST up reply actions
Inside one of the Sport & Leisure Studies class:
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room." - President Merkin Muffley
by I_Call_The_Big_One_Bitey on Feb 22, 2012 2:41 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
Again, I'm so glad tehre's someone else on here who'll reference the Simpsons as much as I do.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 22, 2012 2:49 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
X
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 22, 2012 2:50 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
how'd the wymyn's herstory test go?
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 22, 2012 2:52 PM EST up reply actions
I left over half the answers blank.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 22, 2012 2:52 PM EST up reply actions
woof. sorry to hear that.
if it makes you feel any better, my friend and his girlfriend were doing a crossword at lunch. She asked, “the most sought-after object.” He replied, “women.”
Never seen anyone get angry so quickly.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 22, 2012 2:53 PM EST up reply actions
Had a friend at UGA who took a women's history class.
As part of the class, once a week everyone had to present some current event related to women’s issues. He claims that he got up and referenced how the WNBA had crossed some attendance milestone (one that was pretty pitiful in relation to the NBA). He further claims that he closed his presentation with, “and that’s not bad, for a bunch of girls.”
He dropped the class.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Feb 22, 2012 3:03 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
That is higher level trolling.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 22, 2012 3:04 PM EST up reply actions
troll hard in the paint
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 22, 2012 3:06 PM EST up reply actions
Answering all of the questions is totally 19th century heteronormative phallocentric crap anyway
by bruinM on Feb 22, 2012 2:54 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
How is it our fault, in 2012, that guys were the ones who did shit 500 years ago?
That’s a question I’ve never gotten an answer to.
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Now at 256. Headed for 215. This is to publicly shame me until I do it.
by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 22, 2012 2:55 PM EST up reply actions
trolling<sex
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 22, 2012 2:57 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
the highest ratio of wisdom to words
EVER
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Feb 22, 2012 2:57 PM EST up reply actions
Out of the mouths of babes
Rec for you
by ItsComplicated on Feb 22, 2012 2:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Married with (soon to be) 2 kids
so it’s not like it was going to happen a lot anyway. :D
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Now at 256. Headed for 215. This is to publicly shame me until I do it.
by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 22, 2012 2:59 PM EST up reply actions
one kid is becoming two kids?
like, growing a siamese twin in his belly, and he’ll sever it off two create a new, sentient being? is that what you mean?
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 22, 2012 3:02 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, that's exactly what I meant.
WTFF?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 22, 2012 3:03 PM EST up reply actions
I don't know where that came from
I’m in a really weird mood today, sorry.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 22, 2012 3:04 PM EST up reply actions
I'm also starting crazy meds today
so I may not be entirely myself.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 22, 2012 3:08 PM EST up reply actions
Welcome to Law School
Here’s your xanax
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 22, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions
Nah, not that hardcore.
Just a good SSRI, which is apparently causing me to feel like it’s 110 degrees in this classroom right now.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 22, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, the can of worms that opens up...
and you can substitute any spidery discussion you want, it’s all the same.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 22, 2012 2:56 PM EST up reply actions
Someone say spiders?
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those that understand binary and those that don't.
by Old Coder on Feb 22, 2012 3:02 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
title clicked with a quickness
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 22, 2012 3:03 PM EST up reply actions
Truely it is the End of Days.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 22, 2012 3:03 PM EST up reply actions
I see you found the class photo for my Japanese Politics group.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 22, 2012 3:09 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
a pencil/pen is a phallic tool of oppression
flip your desk and walk out yelling that.
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 22, 2012 2:55 PM EST up reply actions
The concept of 100% completion is a manufactured construct by a patriarchial society.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 22, 2012 2:55 PM EST up reply actions
Football is a cryptofascist metaphor for nuclear war
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 22, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
No one's going to swing at this hanging curve?
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 22, 2012 2:56 PM EST up reply actions
I present to you the newest gifs for responding to comment
Someone makes an especially great comment:
Someone says something that makes you fear for their safety:
Both GIFs courtesy of Warming Glow, who somehow get the one of writers of Justified to stop by for a Q&A with fans every week.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
by stempke on Feb 22, 2012 2:45 PM EST reply actions 6 recs
What gif would you use to slow someone's computer down to B1G speed?
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 22, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions
There's a title there
Feel free to click it to make gifs go away
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Sorcery.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 22, 2012 3:11 PM EST up reply actions
I've been having page load problems all day
Anyone else?
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 22, 2012 3:12 PM EST up reply actions
This?
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Feb 22, 2012 4:00 PM EST via mobile up reply actions 3 recs
AGGY
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
"Bicycle is new poverty mule. " - Spencer Prokhorov
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 22, 2012 4:32 PM EST up reply actions
After reading about those recruiting stories
I wish my handle on here were really Montego Powers.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 22, 2012 2:48 PM EST reply actions
my criminal procedure professor
just used Louisiana’s specialized criminal laws for “theft of crawfish” to help explain how one criminal act can fall under more than one law, looks like everyone’s still groggy from Mardi Gras
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
6 page paper written in an hour.
Next level planning skills.
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Don't you mean
Next level planning bullshit skills.
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 22, 2012 3:10 PM EST up reply actions
fair enough
but cry the beloved country is boring as hell.
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 22, 2012 3:11 PM EST up reply actions
Bury my heart at wounded knee?
I used to be an adventurer like you…but then
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 22, 2012 3:12 PM EST up reply actions
I read that in 9th grade
And then found out there was a movie day after I finished it
by ItsComplicated on Feb 22, 2012 3:12 PM EST up reply actions
wait what?
I’ve used the sparknotes.
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 22, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions
My teacher specifically asked test questions that you wouldn't know just by watching the movie
Evil teachers are also aware of sparknotes
by ItsComplicated on Feb 22, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions
/whistles innocently
//may have informed other teachers of said things
///don’t piss me off, chilluns, or I’ll take revenge in ways that make it seem like I’m on the side of your education
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "
I had teachers like you
I normally found them to be cool.
Did you ever get in on that e vs pi debate?
by ItsComplicated on Feb 22, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions
There's an e vs. pi debate? Where?
I’ve always found Euler’s Identity to be quite the common ground there.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "
yesterday's CI I think
could be wrong
by ItsComplicated on Feb 22, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions
*pi
Picture underneath obviously made me lose my train of thought.
by Narrow Right on Feb 22, 2012 3:26 PM EST up reply actions
Ahhhh-
and tau is dumb to use, because pi has so many other uses, where using tau/2 would be much more complicated
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "
They go together. Watch: pi + e = PIE
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 22, 2012 3:21 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Watt?
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 22, 2012 3:37 PM EST up reply actions
But watch out for those killer watts...
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 22, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions
Actually, I think the pronunciation Brown uses is more correct and closer to the Greek roots.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 4:20 PM EST up reply actions
Giga who?
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
Giga lo?
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 4:35 PM EST up reply actions
....
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "
by MikeLew on Feb 22, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Well
that doesn’t look yummy at all.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 22, 2012 3:26 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
itsbeautifulcat.jpg
Seriously, it’s the e=mc^2 of math.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 22, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions
Gauss once said something to the effect of "if you tell someone of this result, and it is not immediately obvious to them, they will never be a first-rate mathematician"
by Synaesthesia on Feb 22, 2012 4:22 PM EST up reply actions
When the argument is imaginary,
the exponential function sweeps around the complex unit circle.
Do a Taylor Series expansion of e^(i x), making sure to get the signs correct when you’re squaring and cubing i (for simplicity assume x is real). You get
e^(i x) = cos (x) + i sin (x).
so for x = pi -- e^(i pi) = cos(pi) + i sin (pi) = -1+0
All you have to do is replace that disgusting i with a j
by Synaesthesia on Feb 22, 2012 4:20 PM EST up reply actions
stupid single-letter variable names...
/CS waves
I'm actually pretty good about using obvious variable names in programming
TSI_Neph_532nm
lower_triangular_matrix
all_underscores_all_the_time
by Synaesthesia on Feb 22, 2012 4:56 PM EST up reply actions
/is terribly inconsistent with naming conventions
//will go from pascalCase to CamelCase to lots_of_underscores in the same program…
don't having anything mentally ingrained as 'best'
usually working on code worked on by multiple people with no formal standards so end up with whatever I thought of at the time or looks semi-consistent with existing code
usually trend to underscores in database fields, pascalCase for locals and CamelCase for parameters and properties
we have standards where I work
thePascalCase for fields
aPascalCase for arguments and parameters
myPascalCase for locals
prefix-Is-PascalCase for boolean things of those nature
I like having a common standard that includes scope.
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
without FxCop or something like it enforcing a standard
there’s almost no chance I would stick to it.
we enforce it in code reviews
and we all basically hate it when it isnt followed.
Oh,t hat and intelliJ lets us set up the rules, checkbox on commit that says reformat code = auto standard
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
Always use underscores.
Some database have case sensitive columns, some don’t.
SuperLongStatusCode is very legible here.
SUPERLONGSTATUSCODE is not so legible here.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 22, 2012 6:14 PM EST up reply actions
YAIS!
We came up with it, all you EEs can name your shit around what the real names are
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "
I love that book, you son of a bitch.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 22, 2012 3:12 PM EST up reply actions
sorry?
I don’t get to enjoy books I read at my schools pace, I just fly through them and hope for the best. (offer not valid for shakespeare, dick jokes in school are always welcome)
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 22, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions
Those are valuable skills.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 22, 2012 3:12 PM EST up reply actions
I concur.
Over halfway through my master’s degree on complete bullshit.
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 22, 2012 3:12 PM EST up reply actions
English major, pawlllllllll!
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 22, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions
I'm an English major
looking to go into library science. I find the virtue of knowledge more rewarding than you earthly “dollars.”
/lives under overpass
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 22, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions
meaning,
how to run a library, archives, and special collections. Also applies to museums, similar institutions.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 22, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions
Library Science
Science is getting rid of the need for libraries.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 22, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions
funnily enough, no.
Just the physical space. Someone has to digitize everything, and maintain the originals.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 22, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions
my future employment will most likely be in digitalization
it’s what I’ve been doing here at school, anyway.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 22, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions
And people like me thank you for it.
Seriously, I almost cried with joy when Japan’s National Archives opened a digital resource center online.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 22, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions
Almost.
He spent all his tears during the South Florida game.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 22, 2012 3:23 PM EST up reply actions
Close. Michigan
South Florida, I was just happy to have football, and see it live (at the Hawaii/Colorado game)
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 22, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions
Correction:
The South Florida Incident was neither football nor a game.
We regret the error. Those responsible have been sacked.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 22, 2012 3:26 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Notre Dame Football is pain.
Anyone who says different is selling something.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 22, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
Truthy.
I like it.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 22, 2012 3:28 PM EST up reply actions
I can't really say anything different about A&M Football
except that the pain only lasts half as long.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 22, 2012 3:29 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Atleast you guys have Viaggiera
In the name of the Woody, the Bo, and the Mustache Ride. Amen.
by Pariahwulfen on Feb 22, 2012 5:47 PM EST up reply actions
Correction:
What has occurred in Notre Dame Stadium from 2007—2011 was neither football nor a game.
We regret the error. Those responsible for sacking the previous people responsible have been sacked.
And now, llamas.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 22, 2012 3:28 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Cuidado! Llamas!
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
It's how I waste most of my time--
browsing digital selections of manuscripts online. It’s a wonderful resource for both art and literary research.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 22, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions
But what happens when
we get everything digitized and we’re not publishing paper books any more? Huh? Then what, Mr. Librarian? Not so smart now, are you?
/ex-newspaper reporter
//like working in a buggy whip factory
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 22, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions
And cataloging the digitized materials is just a tedious and time-consuming as if they were real..
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 22, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions
/has a real good time
//has a real good time
///has a real good time
////has a real good time
/////has a real good time
//////has a real good time
///////has a real good time
////////has a real good time
/////////has a real good time
//////////has a real good time
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 22, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions
PR/Comm stuff here
Corporate communications iz fun and can be lucrative.
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 22, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions
Corporate communications?
Now that is the art of bullshit.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 22, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions
I have an interview with Edelman coming up
and I’ve had marketing internships. I’ve enjoyed them, but I like contributing to scholarship.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 22, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions
I understand that
but I like money too much.
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 22, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That' middle entry level.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 4:18 PM EST up reply actions
fine, I can accept that
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 22, 2012 4:24 PM EST up reply actions
EDSBS's second-favorite reality show
Right behind “The Hellbeast Chronicles.”
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Feb 22, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Also known as: "The Hunger Games - Iowa"
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 22, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
No, Iowa, you are the Hunger Games.
And then Iowa was tween lit.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 22, 2012 3:30 PM EST up reply actions
Wardrobe design by Pillsbury.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 22, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions
Where's that stand, now?
Wasn’t the date for the pool sometime in mid to late February?
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 22, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions
And, coming up at 7, it's "Pardon the Apoplexy, with Nick Petrilli!"
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 22, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions 12 recs
Thassa rec
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
The latest edition: Soneone doesn't like Bruce Springsteen
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 4:24 PM EST up reply actions
Listening to Pink Floyd's "One of These Days", hears Doctor Who Theme at 3:01 mark
Mind = blown.
Yep, that kinda day.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 22, 2012 3:19 PM EST reply actions
And on that note
I’m off to go file some papers for the last half hour of work.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 22, 2012 3:24 PM EST reply actions
Shift + A. Has this been covered?
Faster-than-light-particles not actually faster than light.
Also: Brock Osweiler’s apparent height is the product of water vapor.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
SEE PAWWWLLL I TOLD YEW.
AIN’T NOTHIN FASTER THAN ESS EEE SEE, PAWWWLLL.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 22, 2012 3:29 PM EST up reply actions
Can't say I'm terribly surprised
Since the whole “faster-than-c neutrino” thing would have violated causality
by Synaesthesia on Feb 22, 2012 4:25 PM EST up reply actions
Well, Coach Jay Norvell from Oklahoma
Looks like that tweet to RSJ really worked out for ya.
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 22, 2012 3:28 PM EST reply actions
Jesus, Income Tax is boring.
And this classroom is insanely hot.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 22, 2012 3:35 PM EST reply actions
Jesus would tell you to render unto Caesar.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 22, 2012 3:36 PM EST up reply actions
/15 different spidery replies come to mind
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 22, 2012 3:37 PM EST up reply actions
Jesus. I like him very much.
But he no help with curveball.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 22, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Hats... for bats.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 22, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions
Are you saying Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?
by Albino Tornado on Feb 22, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
No, but Jesus can't
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 22, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions
It's okay neither can Jobu
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 4:25 PM EST up reply actions
Salad has anchovies dammit all y'all anchovy haters get out
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 4:25 PM EST up reply actions
SCHWIMMERS!
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 22, 2012 4:39 PM EST up reply actions
Justice Holmes replies more the majority:
Each American has a moral obligation to pay the lowest amount of tax legally permissible.
Free at last!
Who doesn't make enough to pay federal income tax by $78?
This guy.
And because Auburn men and women believe in these things, I believe in Auburn and love it.
by alexanderkotov on Feb 22, 2012 3:59 PM EST up reply actions
Wasn't it Frankfurter who said avoidance is okay but evasion is bad?
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 4:26 PM EST up reply actions
I remember him saying lots of things.
Listen at your own risk.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 22, 2012 6:17 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Individual income tax?
Weren’t you in partnership last semester or was that Old South?
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 4:27 PM EST up reply actions
I don't know
All I know is, Cliff Harris was faster
"Shabbat Shalom motherfuckers" Mordechai Jefferson Carver
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
Hey, they were only kicked out 8 years ago.
Water under the bridge.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 22, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions
All the LOLs?
ALL. THE. FUCKING. LOLS!
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 22, 2012 3:48 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Rutgers laughs at your puny Philadelphia market.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 22, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions
We all know Philly is NYC's slightly grittier little brother anyhow.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 4:28 PM EST up reply actions
Ratify the letter R and then get back to me.
/Ships Cantabrigan Up to Bawston
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 4:30 PM EST up reply actions
While the non-rhotic in Bawhston form is quite degenerate
There’s still something to be said for the faint dropping of Rs of the coastal Southern accent (that said I think my grandmother was the last person I remember doing this)
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 22, 2012 4:34 PM EST up reply actions
Some of my dad's family were like that I think.
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"...Temple and Massachusetts, its only football-playing members..."
How do I copy edit? Big difference between only football and football-only.
Big MAC?
The sad truth is that if Miami U were offered a spot in the Big East, we’d take it, and I’d probably be happy about it.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Can't fault the writer, he was stiffling back laughter the entire time.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 22, 2012 4:01 PM EST reply actions
Daniel von Bargen?
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
espn.com
we sort of gave up in 2008, now we’re seeing what we can get away with.
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 22, 2012 4:38 PM EST up reply actions
/autoplays threeve gorillion videos
//explodes browser
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 22, 2012 4:44 PM EST up reply actions
Sorry I gotta do this.... It's called aversion therapy...
Repeat after me,
FOX =
FOX = 
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 22, 2012 4:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
YOU. COUCHBURNER.
SOON.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 22, 2012 4:50 PM EST up reply actions
Good lord...it's that time again
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
/Grabs popcorn and drink...
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 22, 2012 5:04 PM EST up reply actions
she's here
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
reliable!
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GTHTSUN
"Bicycle is new poverty mule. " - Spencer Prokhorov
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 22, 2012 5:08 PM EST up reply actions
[APPLAUSE sign]
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 22, 2012 5:09 PM EST up reply actions
she's complaining about guy issues
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
grabs seat
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 22, 2012 5:13 PM EST up reply actions
Just so you know
this plays out in my head on the set of a sitcom house.
With stairs into the kitchen.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 22, 2012 5:14 PM EST up reply actions
and with the actual chemistry question: Why is this chiral?
/facepalm
the fucking 2ND WEEK OF CLASS YOU LEARNED THAT CONCEPT!
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Does she notice that you're typing while she's asking these questions?
by Narrow Right on Feb 22, 2012 5:18 PM EST up reply actions
I assume he has a notepad
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 22, 2012 5:20 PM EST up reply actions
nope, laptop...complete with sneaky excel sheet to make it look like i'm grading
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
If it's anything like when I was a TA
no actual students really ever show up to office hours.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 22, 2012 5:24 PM EST up reply actions
i have 6 in here right now
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
well, for me it required the combo of
prof who could not lecture in English, an awful textbook, and a need to pass the class for pre-requisites down the line. Hence spent a lot of time with the dif-eqs TA.
/then changed my major so I didn’t need that class…
crazy redhead girl who's shown up to my office hours every quarter for the last 5 quarters
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
yep
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
She wants to bone
I don’t understand why you don’t let her have a little fun
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
she's harmless...for now
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Besides, if South Park taught us anything, the police won't see the harm in a coed throwing themselves at the padre.
He needs this guy:
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
dude stereochemistry was always my weak point
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 22, 2012 5:31 PM EST up reply actions
probably
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Thank you UPS man
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those that understand binary and those that don't.
by Old Coder on Feb 22, 2012 6:03 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
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