THE CURIOUS INDEX, 2/22/2012
by Spencer Hall on Feb 22, 2012 10:04 AM EST
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PrintRANDY EDSALL CHOOSES LIFE
Danny O'Brien and all other transfers from Maryland's latest lifeboat are free to go, even if that going means a trip to visit former Maryland assistant and current Vandy head coach James Franklin in Nashville. This is Randy Edsall doing the right thing, but potentially for the wrong reasons as it allows Maryland to pursue a tampering charge, so this may be all self-serving even in doing the correct thing. This is the Randy Edsall Era at Maryland, and just watch them win eight games this year just to be all Randy Edsallish about our dire predictions of imminent doom at Maryland.
WE MAY HAVE BLOWN THAT OUT OF PROPORTION. Just a bit, since others have very different accounts of the details of Nevin Shapiro's involvement in the Miami football program.
A VERY LONG DISCUSSION OF A VERY WIDE OFFENSE. There's going to be a lot of healing in Iowa, mostly from the self-inflicted wound of hiring Greg Davis, who Black Heart Gold Pants points out is squarely in the Ken O'Keefe school of milquetoast offense Ferentz wants.
DON'T CALL IT A PLAYOFF. Because it is, and that's bad rabble rabble rabble.
WELL THAT DOES EXPLAIN SOME THINGS. If you noticed E.J. Manuel not bending at the waist in the final three quarters of the Champs Sports Bowl, it's for a very good reason: he had a broken fibula, and played most of the game with it. According to TN, this is why they kept Manuel in the shotgun for most of the game.
THE BIG TEN STAYS BURLY. Do give them the credit of playing people out of the conference, unlike some Frankensteinish ADs loath to invite anyone with a pulse to play in the Swamp. The August 31st start this season features a Michigan State/Boise game, and therefore all of the trick plays that will be called in any game this season in the span of four quarters.
YOU KNOW PERHAPS THIS IS NOT GOING TO WORK. Dillon Baxter, the VHT running back who went to SDSU after his USC tenure went FUBAR and he had to leave ASAP, DNP in practice this week as SDSU coach Rocky Long said his status was TBD after his GPA went AWOL, but that SOP for transfers meant he was SOL for carries anyway. NBD.
ETC: Miami DB JoJo Nicolas is an intriguing young man. [after the jump]
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Beisner had the line of the night after the game.
“Man, Rick Stansbury saw some first-class basketball tonight. Had a front row seat. Yes, sir.”
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 22, 2012 10:10 AM EST up reply actions
John Clay had a similar lead in to his article
Clay destoryed Stansbury in the entire article.
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
I sorta feel bad for Stansbury
Seems like he is a decent enough coach to make a team that gets into the tourney now and again…but he can never seem to turn the corner to really creating something. I think it is because of his recruiting
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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 22, 2012 10:23 AM EST up reply actions
I do not care for Stansbury one bit.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Feb 22, 2012 10:49 AM EST up reply actions
SO SAY US ALL
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 1:23 PM EST up reply actions
/TV Teddy calls another tech
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GTHTSUN
"Bicycle is new poverty mule. " - Spencer Prokhorov
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 22, 2012 12:08 PM EST up reply actions
Isn't that where Slater got a wrestling scholarship?
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 22, 2012 10:51 AM EST up reply actions
Nope, that was Iowa.
WE HATE IOWA.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Feb 22, 2012 10:56 AM EST up reply actions
But they went to California University!
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University!
/ralph’d
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 22, 2012 11:16 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Heckling Stansbury was some of the most fun I've ever had at a college game.
Fuck Rick Stansbury so hard.
And because Auburn men and women believe in these things, I believe in Auburn and love it.
by alexanderkotov on Feb 22, 2012 1:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Speculation for reasons JoJo "need bout 6 midget"
Go:
by ItsComplicated on Feb 22, 2012 10:08 AM EST reply actions
You forgot to do the midget to full-size person conversion though.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 22, 2012 10:10 AM EST up reply actions
Staging midget races for gambling purposes.
That, or maybe it’s slang for weed/blunts a la Will Hill’s “sour.”
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
6 midget hookers only count as three real hookers
He’d still be two behind James
A futile crusade to prevent mass ignorance
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by BoilerTMill on Feb 22, 2012 12:00 PM EST up reply actions
He's opening a diamond mine?
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by saxattack29 on Feb 22, 2012 10:10 AM EST up reply actions 6 recs
Dopey's the mine inspector.
/West Virginia’d
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 22, 2012 10:11 AM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Mine Inspector, a Federal position
No wonder the shop steward’s Grumpy…
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 22, 2012 10:34 AM EST up reply actions
Hey, Kentucky's a coal mining state too...
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 22, 2012 10:35 AM EST up reply actions
HE GETS THEM STRAIGHT FROM THE MANUFACTURER
#everydiamondstoreclaimsthis
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Feb 22, 2012 10:48 AM EST up reply actions
So the Earth?
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 22, 2012 10:52 AM EST up reply actions
DeBeers cartel?
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 22, 2012 11:24 AM EST up reply actions
5 too few, 7 too many
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by btcoop71 on Feb 22, 2012 10:12 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
And 8 would be right out.
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by blanx73 on Feb 22, 2012 10:13 AM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Offseason conditioning involves six midget tosses daily.
Too lazy to retrieve midget after each toss.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Feb 22, 2012 10:15 AM EST up reply actions
Running a tiny 3 v 3 game?
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He plays for England's rugby team?
Yeah, probably.
by gth863x on Feb 22, 2012 10:16 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
So, so rec'd.
Also, SOON. I’ve been re-reading that famous pre-game speech, as well as period editorials from just before/after The Schism, to get my England hate up.
It's a funny name.
Now in a easily digestable, 140-characters-at-a-time form.
by Turd Ferguson on Feb 22, 2012 10:19 AM EST up reply actions
Amritsar
Drogheda
Croke Park
Boston Massacre
Any of that help?
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by saxattack29 on Feb 22, 2012 10:21 AM EST up reply actions
Excellent.
I’ll be posting some pregame songs for enjoyment over in the Six Nations fanpost soon.
I plan on being obnoxiously loud and singing off key for most, if not all, of the match.
Yeah, probably.
We have a Six Nations fanpost?
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by saxattack29 on Feb 22, 2012 10:22 AM EST up reply actions
England v. Ireland on St. Patrick's Day?
Sweet Jesus.
I’ve got to find a bar in Chicago that will show it.
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by saxattack29 on Feb 22, 2012 10:30 AM EST up reply actions
Just remembered
my old boss in Chicago was Australian, and on a traveling rugby team. His team buddies own a bar.
I think I know where I’m kicking off St. Patrick’s Day this year at 11 A.M.
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by saxattack29 on Feb 22, 2012 10:39 AM EST up reply actions
As above, "Lil Luke" was blown out of proportion
So 1 midget clearly isn’t getting his needs met.
"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Feb 22, 2012 10:17 AM EST up reply actions
reenacting a hilarious
version of “Ocean’s 11”
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 22, 2012 10:17 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Doing a remake of the Italian Job
but this time: little people, BIG CARS.
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by blanx73 on Feb 22, 2012 10:18 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
TLC is suing you for stealing the title to their Midgets in Monster Truck reality show
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 22, 2012 10:54 AM EST up reply actions
Wants to compare skills to Willie Martinez's DB recruits?
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Feb 22, 2012 10:18 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
He's trying to create midget Voltron?
Writer/Analyst/Head Chef
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Feb 22, 2012 10:22 AM EST up reply actions
Wants to be the 7th dwarf for a snow white gang bang?
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 22, 2012 10:22 AM EST up reply actions
In other group sex news, incidentally
Chyna just filmed a Royal Rumble-themed porn film with stand-ins for Triple H, Ric Flair, Hulk Hogan and other wrestlers.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 22, 2012 10:23 AM EST up reply actions
who did she stand in for?
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"Always the corn, never the hole"
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 22, 2012 10:24 AM EST up reply actions 10 recs
That sounds absolutely terrible.
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
TITLE CLICKED
I know that there was no picture, but I’m trying to unsee the words.
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I'm uncomfortable with the idea of Chyna "riding Space Mountain."
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 22, 2012 10:28 AM EST up reply actions
Where did Golddust kick her for his finishing move?
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 22, 2012 10:30 AM EST up reply actions
Obvious response is obvious
I have never seen the video but I’ve heard that her womanhood is rather lacking in the ‘wo’ part.
THEY LIKE MARIJUANA TO SMOKE AND ALTER THEIR MINDSET AND THINGS. -Dr. Norris Camacho
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 22, 2012 10:38 AM EST up reply actions
I'm guessing all the steroids caused it to shed its skin a couple times
Writer/Analyst/Head Chef
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Feb 22, 2012 10:36 AM EST up reply actions
It looks like a pinky finger.
And having typed that, I must now go vomit.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 22, 2012 10:36 AM EST up reply actions
I posted a review to her first one on here many months ago
Everyone hated me. And I still will not eat a baby carrot.
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
TINY HANDS
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 22, 2012 10:30 AM EST up reply actions
he is possibly one of the funniest/creepiest dudes ever
watch The Voice, you will see. he does half of his 1 on 1 camera monologues holding a fluffy white cat, and when one of the contestants said “i make sandwiches for a living so this opportunity is awesome” he replied “well then we should hook up cause i eat sandwiches”
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"Always the corn, never the hole"
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 22, 2012 10:32 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I love the Blofeld-esque interviews.
I just find it amazing none of the other celebrities on that show have commented on it.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 22, 2012 10:35 AM EST up reply actions
i watch the show in part for him
hes so blatantly creepy its amazing. i died when he told adam and aguillera they needed to get a room and then followed it up with “you could use my place”
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"Always the corn, never the hole"
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 22, 2012 10:37 AM EST up reply actions
He also has T-Rex arms.
But I still love him.
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How do you manage to ruin my meal on two different blogs?
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Feb 22, 2012 11:15 AM EST up reply actions
I DEMAND BRAIN BLEACH
It's a funny name.
Now in a easily digestable, 140-characters-at-a-time form.
by Turd Ferguson on Feb 22, 2012 10:38 AM EST up reply actions
Was going to go with Emma Stone, but Emma Watson popped up on GIS first
felt like going with something a little classier.
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 22, 2012 10:40 AM EST up reply actions
Depends on what you like.
I love dark hair/light eyes combo. Stone looks like she’d be a freak. Watson seems less likely to try new things. Who cares. I am married. Just realized I’m never going to be able to sleep with a celebrity. Sad moment.
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 22, 2012 10:54 AM EST up reply actions
Yes, because
your being married is the holdup.
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by blanx73 on Feb 22, 2012 10:54 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
"He's about to go hit on Isabella Rosselini. I'm just sorry we ain't got popcorn."
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 22, 2012 10:56 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
We all have dreams
Those dreams just don’t always hold up. Every man has that moment where he realizes he won’t accomplish them. Getting dirty with a celebrity was one of those goals. My only real chance is that one of my ex’s gets famous.
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 22, 2012 11:00 AM EST up reply actions
I hear you.
Jodie Foster still doesn’t return my calls.
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Are you, are you typing this from jail?
/John Hinckley’d
by ItsComplicated on Feb 22, 2012 11:07 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm not not typing it from jail!
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The replies are coming from INSIDE THE BLANX CAGE!
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 22, 2012 11:08 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Ben-wa beads
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 22, 2012 11:11 AM EST up reply actions
Obi-wan's
sexy younger brother?
"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there." -- Captain Ron
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 22, 2012 12:00 PM EST up reply actions
And there's a programatic reason for that....
But, gawd, I love those blue eyes too.
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 22, 2012 11:11 AM EST up reply actions
It is the eyes.
One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov
You can always get lucky with an internet celebrity
Just hope she doesn’t show up in a “2 cup” video clip
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
Ever found someone you know in a porn movie?
I found a friend of my wife’s on an amateur site once (she showed up in a banner ad! I didn’t go looking for it!) That made for an awkward situation, as you might imagine.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 22, 2012 11:08 AM EST up reply actions
Watched? I PAID for it.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 22, 2012 11:11 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
So amateur porn is like CFB?
The performers don’t get paid, but their promoters do. I hope she at least got a scholarship for the effort.
Apparently $800 plus gas money to drive to a Hampton Inn somewhere.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 22, 2012 11:15 AM EST up reply actions
I had to, because my wife wouldn't believe me at first.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 22, 2012 11:13 AM EST up reply actions
See, honey. I told you she was on here.
Now if you don’t mind, can you please leave the room?
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
I ran into one of my co-workers' step-daughter in a strip club....
Dropping the dollar in her g-string was a bit awkward.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 22, 2012 11:13 AM EST up reply actions
Obviously not TOO awkward
Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
by Cocky Bovine on Feb 22, 2012 11:15 AM EST up reply actions
You have to finish the drill.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 22, 2012 11:16 AM EST up reply actions
I'd daresay more for her than me...
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 22, 2012 11:18 AM EST up reply actions
Precisely!
She doesn’t know where the money has been.
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by blanx73 on Feb 22, 2012 11:20 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Shoulda made her pick it up
with no hands.
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 22, 2012 11:16 AM EST up reply actions
Ex-gf? And made her freeze mid move by screaming out her real name?
Check.
/not my ex-gf
//but he did get her ‘new number’
///then left after party around 3am after calling her
////no one has ever asked what happened next
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 22, 2012 11:22 AM EST up reply actions
Or when the person on stage recognizes your group as people she went to high school with
And none of you remember her.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 1:28 PM EST up reply actions
I found a girl on a website while in college
She got infamous on campus pretty quick. In the video, she was talking while “working” and the director said, “Bitch, we ain’t paying you to talk!” She shuts up and continues.
When people would see her on campus, someone would always yell “Bitch, we ain’t paying you to talk!”
/HBCU kids are mean.
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
In my time at Auburn the Boone's Farm girl reached notoriety.
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 22, 2012 11:17 AM EST up reply actions
In my time at Auburn, a teammate reached notoriety.
Yikes. Pass me the mind bleach.
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Was this a Louisville cheerleader situation?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 22, 2012 11:19 AM EST up reply actions
Equestrian.
If you don’t already know, I ain’t telling.
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"Don't wince!"
"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there." -- Captain Ron
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 22, 2012 12:02 PM EST up reply actions
It was not horse-related.
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I doubt it's there.
But any athlete during that time would probably remember getting some quite disturbing pictures over email.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
That's how Boone's farm girl got her noteriety
Sent pics to her bf, cheated on him. He sent them out to her entire sorority, her dad, her employer, and a couple of fraternities.
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 22, 2012 11:25 AM EST up reply actions
her dad?
damn.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 22, 2012 11:26 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah, that's cold right there.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 22, 2012 11:27 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah. Old boy was pissed.
don’t ask where she had the Boone’s farm.
/youcanprobablyguess
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 22, 2012 11:27 AM EST up reply actions
Well, this girl's pictures were taken with/by her boyfriend.
They broke up and same thing, sent them to all the athletes and her parents.
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Damnit.
the googles show nothing. Yet.
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 22, 2012 11:33 AM EST up reply actions
I bet they won't.
You’ll have to find a football player or a college of ag student. I deleted them oh so long ago. Terribly disturbing.
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Eh, I found the boone's farm girl a year or so ago.
Depends on if someone ever posted them to a website or not.
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 22, 2012 11:35 AM EST up reply actions
This Boone's Farm?
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 22, 2012 11:39 AM EST up reply actions
internet says she was a phi mu.
that explains the whole “phi mu girls love boone’s farm”
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Feb 22, 2012 11:36 AM EST via Android app up reply actions
Yup.
Very much love it. In a very special way.
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 22, 2012 11:38 AM EST up reply actions
PRO TIP
Only GIS boone’s farm phi mu if you’re in a cyber cafe, running a sandboxed brower, on an encrypted partition, and you’ve paid for the internet time with cash.
Going through TOR.
Or you’re on someone else’s computer.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 22, 2012 11:41 AM EST up reply actions
Yikes
Sloppy work with the razor there.
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Feb 22, 2012 11:42 AM EST up reply actions
Catherine the Great?
NEIGH.
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girl from high school was in Girls Gone Wild
does this count?
Also never let high school kids find this out about a classmate
by ItsComplicated on Feb 22, 2012 11:18 AM EST up reply actions
Only if she had low self esteem.
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Feb 22, 2012 11:30 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
someone get the surfboard out of the shot.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 22, 2012 11:31 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
We found a pledge in GGW once...
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 22, 2012 11:35 AM EST up reply actions
Guy in my hometown did gay porn
He was gay-for-pay, but everyone and I mean EVERYONE in my town of 4000 people found out. His parents, my parents, EVERYBODY. It was not pretty.
To the tweetmobile!
by MechE Hokie on Feb 22, 2012 11:35 AM EST up reply actions
was it for 10 gazillion trillion quadrillion dollars?
Because otherwise, I’m not sure getting paid for teh […] counts as a mitigating circumstance
/not that there’s anything wrong with that
by haveagreatday on Feb 22, 2012 11:54 AM EST up reply actions
I did know that.
And it’s one of those deal-breakers for me. Kari Bryon from MythBusters is also a vegetarian, unfortunately.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 22, 2012 11:35 AM EST up reply actions
WILLING TO FIND A WAY TO MAKE IT WORK
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Feb 22, 2012 11:40 AM EST up reply actions 7 recs
Always a rec for Kari.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 22, 2012 11:41 AM EST up reply actions
Are you assuming she's going to force vegetarianism on you?
I’d date one as long as she realizes she has no chance in hell of ever converting me.
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
No, just the trouble with fixing food, finding places to eat, etc.
Because I love steak, chicken, pork, etc, and it would be annoying as hell to deal with someone who I couldn’t share meals with in terms of daily cooking, etc. And there would damn sure be no conversion for me. Places like Fogo de Chao are my restaurant heaven for the glorious amounts of all-you-can-eat meat.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 22, 2012 12:00 PM EST up reply actions
And you can never go to a BBQ place.
A fun part about working in the most rural county of the Circuit that included Gainesville was vegetarians coming out for our holiday luncheons. Dozens of dishes and pretty much nothing vegetarian. Baked Beans? Bacon. Green beans? Bacon. Sweet Potatoes? Bacon, probably.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
Sweet Potatoes, the BUTTAH! and likely marshmallows with animal gelatin.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 22, 2012 12:07 PM EST up reply actions
Depends on the level of vegetarianism
If the butter and animal gelatin are issues, you’re dealing with a vegan, most likely.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "
Right, and I'm pretty sure if you're a vegan in north Florida,
you starve to death within a month.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
That's a bad thing?
Send ’em all there.
by danielt on Feb 22, 2012 1:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Objectively disordered.
One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov
/throws brickbat
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly
by saxattack29 on Feb 22, 2012 10:41 AM EST up reply actions
ORLY?
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
by mnHorn on Feb 22, 2012 10:41 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
True, but
she is objectively better with long hair.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
Now at 256. Headed for 215. This is to publicly shame me until I do it.
by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 22, 2012 10:42 AM EST up reply actions
Exactly
it’s not necessarily gonna make a hot woman ugly, but I cant think of a time when it helps.
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Feb 22, 2012 10:49 AM EST up reply actions
Well, that's, like, your opinion, man.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
by mnHorn on Feb 22, 2012 10:58 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
They are like assholes.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
No, they are not.
Those are MUCH better with short hair.
by Grib on Feb 22, 2012 12:14 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Everybody has one nobody wants to admit it
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 2:12 PM EST up reply actions
I don't know, I think it does have pretty strong uglifying powers
Put another way, if my girlfriend suddenly cut her hair short, she is the only one who I would not instantly dismiss. However, it would still be a moment of shock and terror, like when accidentally touch the tip of your dick to the toilet.
by Synaesthesia on Feb 22, 2012 2:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Releasing shots of the Elves of Mirkwood from The Hobbit a bit early I see.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 22, 2012 11:26 AM EST up reply actions
Needz moar hot grits
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Feb 22, 2012 11:29 AM EST up reply actions
GWAH TITLE CLICK
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 2:12 PM EST up reply actions
Usually yes
not always though.
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 22, 2012 10:42 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Correct, another case in point, Persis Khambatta....
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 22, 2012 10:51 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Oh I hate I missed Sinatra Group
When they ride Old Glory up that pole, you better sing that anthem, baby! Our founding fathers went to the MAT for you!
by Nick's Hat Band on Feb 22, 2012 11:02 AM EST up reply actions
Next issue: Rita Hayworth or Ava Gardner, who would you rather nail?
I disqualify myself, because I’ve done them both!
It's a funny name.
Now in a easily digestable, 140-characters-at-a-time form.
by Turd Ferguson on Feb 22, 2012 11:04 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
This is the correct answer.
Certain ladies can pull it off. When they do, it is fantastic. But when those that can’t try it, it’s a disaster.
Free at last!
Example A:
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 22, 2012 11:40 AM EST up reply actions
And BBQ is pork-only
and the Star Wars Prequels are a killing offense, and Indy IV finished off our childhoods, and [200 comment subthread on the relative quality of various generals that I can’t possibly understand] and… I know I’m missing some.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
Mayo.
One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov
9mm is the best gun to kill dinosaurs
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 2:16 PM EST up reply actions
Not I, said the fly.
My favorite every day beer – Abita Amber – was released in cans a few weeks before Mardi Gras. As I noted on twitter, for the first time in almost 2 decades I was able to drink my favorite beer in accordance with local laws instead of having to be doubly cautious with glass bottles.
"Life is short and hard, like a bodybuilding elf"
Oskar Blues only does cans
This frightened and confused me greatly until somebody explained to me that aluminum cans were something that are a lot more amenable to a lot more places (like parks and open spaces) and that were a lot lighter and easier to transport.
Plus, they make good beers, so I learned to love cans.
Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
by Cocky Bovine on Feb 22, 2012 1:24 PM EST up reply actions
Craft beer is headed in that direction
because
- can technology has gotten to the point where it doesn’t affect the taste
- cans let in less oxygen and light than bottles (read: none)
- they’re lighter, which saves on transportation costs
- they’re easier to recycle and less dangerous than glass bottles
yep. my local brewer only does kegs and cans.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Feb 22, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions
The ones I know are
Oskar Blues, Butternuts, New England Brewing, and Sixpoint. They also use those newfangled four-pack holders that clip onto the tops of the cans, instead of the old turtle-strangling plastic rings like sixers have.
Only Oskar Blues product I've had
is Dale’s Pale Ale, and I was not really a fan. Though I think it’s mainly just that I’m not a pale ale fan.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 22, 2012 2:41 PM EST up reply actions
ALL THE HOPS
Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
by Cocky Bovine on Feb 22, 2012 2:50 PM EST up reply actions
I like Oskar Blues
but I don’t really like the Dale’s. I recommend the Gubna Imperial IPA, the Gordon, or the Ten Fiddy RIS. Or the Old Chub Scottish ale.
So… all the other ones.
No idea where Butternuts is from, but “Pork Slap” is fun to say. You’re not going to find the New England brews outside of CT, so [shrugs], and Sixpoint is only to be found in Brooklyn and Manhattan.
Speaking of Brooklyn, Brooklyn Brewery now has several offerings in cans.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 22, 2012 2:59 PM EST up reply actions
yes, yes it is.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 22, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions
Big Sky and New Belgium do some cans as well.
/loves smuggling Moose Drool onto the course
by Albino Tornado on Feb 22, 2012 3:06 PM EST up reply actions
Also
- tailgaters is an untapped market
- people who avidly camp tend to be from places with a craft-beer ethos
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
That's what stainless steel flasks are for.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 22, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions
Those are for after you get into the stadium.
But being able to have good beer at tailgates is an excellent development.
If you’re talking about camping, flasks are very useful when thinking about weight considerations. But sometimes, nothing can top a beer for refreshment.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
Chili.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
Now at 256. Headed for 215. This is to publicly shame me until I do it.
by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 22, 2012 10:45 AM EST up reply actions
Left Eye
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 22, 2012 11:44 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Also where to live just outside ATL
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 2:15 PM EST up reply actions
Fast food milkshake rankings
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 22, 2012 2:23 PM EST up reply actions
SPOILERED
SPOILERY SPOILER
THEY LIKE MARIJUANA TO SMOKE AND ALTER THEIR MINDSET AND THINGS. -Dr. Norris Camacho
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 22, 2012 10:46 AM EST up reply actions
Beatles vs. Stones
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Feb 22, 2012 10:49 AM EST up reply actions
Kirk vs. Picard
Put your hand down, Captain Janeway
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
AHEM
Twitter for even more of my crap.
Now at 256. Headed for 215. This is to publicly shame me until I do it.
by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 22, 2012 10:53 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
You don't say.
It's a funny name.
Now in a easily digestable, 140-characters-at-a-time form.
by Turd Ferguson on Feb 22, 2012 10:45 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Was going to complain about the size.
Changed mind.
One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov
Stolen overalls have never looked so good.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Feb 22, 2012 11:16 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Dr. Leary's goddaughter
looks not bad with short hair.
"Life is short and hard, like a bodybuilding elf"
And in complete counter-point to Chyna, Emma's looking right virginal...
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 22, 2012 10:48 AM EST up reply actions
This sort of thing will never not seem
really creepy-uncle to me.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
Precisely.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 22, 2012 11:27 AM EST up reply actions
Looking very Julie Andrews-ish
"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there." -- Captain Ron
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 22, 2012 11:58 AM EST up reply actions
[inner hairdresser wriggles to freedom, escapes]
she would crush and has crushed the pixie look. in this pic, the part is much too severe and takes the androgyny over the line.
[clamps hand over inner hairdresser’s mouth, puts back in cage with some anxious laughter]
what we were talking about again? Oh yeah, hooo boy to I love titties and beer and cover 2.
by haveagreatday on Feb 22, 2012 12:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That will probably be one of the least surprising things I read today, given her career tragectory
Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
by Cocky Bovine on Feb 22, 2012 10:56 AM EST up reply actions
Also, the only wrestling-related thing I want to think about is how CM Punk wants to fight Chris Brown.
It’d give WWE their highest PPV buy-rate in years, not least of which because I’d be one of those buyers.
It's a funny name.
Now in a easily digestable, 140-characters-at-a-time form.
by Turd Ferguson on Feb 22, 2012 11:01 AM EST up reply actions
Wants to be carried in a sedan chair
but is afraid of heights.
by Grib on Feb 22, 2012 10:23 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Or has low ceilings.
One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov
easy
out of unerpants
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Feb 22, 2012 11:08 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Was this an Underpants Gnomes reference?
One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov
Y'all forgot the obvious
He will dress ’em as life size Nick Sabans, scatter them around Miami just to scare the shit out of people
"Shabbat Shalom motherfuckers" Mordechai Jefferson Carver
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
Saban oversigns players
He’s oversigning other coaches?
One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov
How else do you explain Todd Graham?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 22, 2012 11:34 AM EST up reply actions
For those of you who arent aware of JoJo's story...
http://www.miamiherald.com/2011/09/21/2417135/a-fathers-pain-miami-hurricanes.html
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 22, 2012 10:10 AM EST reply actions
Seeing as how the DB is such a VIP...
… shouldn’t we keep his PC on the QT? ‘Cause if it’s leaked to the VC he could end up MIA and then we’d all be put on KP.
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Feb 22, 2012 10:11 AM EST reply actions 2 recs
Only when he's TCB.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
Now at 256. Headed for 215. This is to publicly shame me until I do it.
by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 22, 2012 10:12 AM EST up reply actions
STFU
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly
by saxattack29 on Feb 22, 2012 10:12 AM EST up reply actions
GTFO
ASAP
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 22, 2012 10:12 AM EST up reply actions
Don't listen to allicolls about SNUD, she likes TSUN
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Feb 22, 2012 11:14 AM EST up reply actions
Fuck TSFWCDAO
(The School From Whence Cardinal Directions Apparently Originate)
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Fuck SCHAD
(States Conspicuous Headlines After Delay)
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 22, 2012 11:23 AM EST up reply actions
That'd be FUBAR.
One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov
Is that German?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly
by saxattack29 on Feb 22, 2012 10:14 AM EST up reply actions
Language SNAFU
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Feb 22, 2012 10:18 AM EST up reply actions
This post is fucked up beyond all recognition
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 12:35 PM EST up reply actions
Fubar?
There are mighty handy for making a flooded out house nothing more than several piles of various materials.
"Life is short and hard, like a bodybuilding elf"
I look at that and think
excellent anti-zombie weapon. Dispatch Z, escape from confinement, or scavenge – it would work all around.
It's very effective
at making bigger things much smaller. However after swinging one all day, your arm feels like it will fall off.
"Life is short and hard, like a bodybuilding elf"
That's what people don't understand about hammers
building fence teaches you very quickly that swinging a little harder is way easier than swinging a 9 pound hammer. Cause that’s a little too heavy for my size.
To the tweetmobile!
by MechE Hokie on Feb 22, 2012 12:11 PM EST up reply actions
(1/2)mv^2 is not the easiest thing to get into people's heads
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "
And swing more with your back and shoulders than your biceps...
Offer not good with hammers smaller than 3 pounds.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 22, 2012 12:13 PM EST up reply actions
/steel-drivin' man'd
"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there." -- Captain Ron
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 22, 2012 12:14 PM EST up reply actions
spent my time ballin' that jack and drinkin' my wine....
Dead headed
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 22, 2012 12:15 PM EST up reply actions
ALL TOGETHER NOW!
(In your best bass voice)
“You dig sixteen tons, and what do you get?”
"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there." -- Captain Ron
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 22, 2012 12:17 PM EST up reply actions
Another day older and deeper in debt
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those that understand binary and those that don't.
Another day older and deeper in debt.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 22, 2012 12:19 PM EST up reply actions
Saint Peter don't you call me, 'cause I can't gooooooo....
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 22, 2012 12:20 PM EST up reply actions
I owe my soul to the company store.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 22, 2012 12:21 PM EST up reply actions
What a voice
"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there." -- Captain Ron
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 22, 2012 12:22 PM EST up reply actions
#1 on the charts...
…the last time Vandy won a bowl outside the 615 area code.
Also, “The Ford Show” was named for his sponsor and not him.
I miss Nash Vegas.
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
I'd think building fence would teach one
the value of a nail gun.
"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there." -- Captain Ron
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 22, 2012 12:13 PM EST up reply actions
I'd think it would teach the value of a motorized auger.
You only have to dig 1 42" hole with a post hole digger to curse the bastard who invented it.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 22, 2012 12:17 PM EST up reply actions
Who digs fence post holes 42" deep?
That’s deeper than I went for my deck pilings, and they’re to code.
"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there." -- Captain Ron
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 22, 2012 12:20 PM EST up reply actions
We up here in the hinterlands, that's who
Gotta get below the frost line, except this winter…
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those that understand binary and those that don't.
Frost depth ain't the same everywhere.
And I got clay. Lots of clay.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 22, 2012 12:26 PM EST up reply actions
Murtaugh knew the value of a nail gun.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 22, 2012 12:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/lethal weapon'd
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 22, 2012 12:20 PM EST up reply actions
You're correct, sir.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 22, 2012 12:21 PM EST up reply actions
But who says they were 2'd?
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 22, 2012 12:21 PM EST up reply actions
Gives new meaning to the term drop-cloth
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 22, 2012 12:23 PM EST up reply actions
They don't make a steeple gun
Try driving these little bastards into a locust post one time. American wire means you have to drive about 10 of them into every fence post, and the posts are like 10-15 feet apart. A day or two of that and you’ll have forearms like Popeye.
To the tweetmobile!
by MechE Hokie on Feb 22, 2012 12:23 PM EST up reply actions
Hey guys.
First of all, thanks for all of you monsters that voted for me in the KMOX contest. I can’t begin to express how grateful I am to you and them for helping me get to this point.
…However, despite our best efforts, it came up a bit short. The winner was guy #4, who if you go to the KMOX page was all decked out in Cards gear (and also went to Lindenwood Uni, the sponsor of the comp) and sounded a bit nervous on the audition, but apparently got a ton of people to text-vote, which swayed the poll. I’m not angry, just surprised, but again, thanks.
It's a funny name.
Now in a easily digestable, 140-characters-at-a-time form.
If we suck this year, you'll be glad.
However, I’m expecting we’re going to be a lot better than everyone thinks because Matheny’s going to be a great manager.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
Now at 256. Headed for 215. This is to publicly shame me until I do it.
by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 22, 2012 10:14 AM EST up reply actions
If he's as good a manager as his kid is a hockey player
(I should know, I reffed him quite a bit—and it’s odd that a Jewish manager sent his kid to Westminster Christian Academy), they’ll be a great team, but have a tendency to have their offense go through only one man.
It's a funny name.
Now in a easily digestable, 140-characters-at-a-time form.
by Turd Ferguson on Feb 22, 2012 10:15 AM EST up reply actions
DAMMIT!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly
by saxattack29 on Feb 22, 2012 10:15 AM EST up reply actions
The Atlanta Falcons
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Feb 22, 2012 10:20 AM EST reply actions
Well in his last 2 games at the Georgia Dome he did so well
by ItsComplicated on Feb 22, 2012 10:27 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Garcia knows how to score in Atlanta.
But, it’s only in his hotel room the night before the game.
Falcons QB who doesnt have it together off the field. I see no problems that could arise here
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Feb 22, 2012 10:55 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
User name / subject congruence rec
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 22, 2012 10:57 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
And bonus points for not doing in context of a geometry lesson.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 22, 2012 11:28 AM EST up reply actions
Or modular arithmetic...
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "
Stephen Garcia in Atlanta... with some money in his pocket?
That’s a trainwreck that I want to see.
Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
by Cocky Bovine on Feb 22, 2012 11:00 AM EST up reply actions
Get him up to Prohibition.............i mean BROhibition!
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 22, 2012 11:29 AM EST up reply actions
/reads article about e.j. manuel
//thinks about second half defensive playcalling
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 22, 2012 10:24 AM EST reply actions 2 recs
OBJECTIVELY.
DISORDERED.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly
by saxattack29 on Feb 22, 2012 10:25 AM EST up reply actions
Barking Carnival also ruminated on the Greg Davis/Iowa issue
And my favorite line from the piece:
Expectations. 9-3 at Iowa gets you a prime seat on the float at the Corn Syrup Makes Our Lives Better Parade right next to the obesity interpretative displays. 9-3 at Texas gets you called a motherfucker at the checkout line at Whole Foods
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 22, 2012 10:26 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
Who hates Iowa?
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
We hate Iowa
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those that understand binary and those that don't.
If Iowa hires GDGD, this Gopher fan is going to be in a very strange position:
Once a year, against Our Most Hated Rival, I’m going to feel exactly like an Oklahoma fan when my team is on defense.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
Who?
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
Couldn't get the Willy Wonka one to load, damn it.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 22, 2012 12:18 PM EST up reply actions
I had just assumed that because he was using the phrase "Our Most Hated Rival"
He was talking about Purdue.
Surely you jest!
Inclusion of you heathens to the south in ‘Our’? HA!
/knows about OMHR on BHGP
//looks over at Floyd (again)
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
See downthread
There’s some more agreement.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
Mik Jones
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 12:29 PM EST up reply actions
WE HATE IOWA
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Feb 22, 2012 12:26 PM EST up reply actions
I saw that
It’s also about 99% true. I just don’t buy that Greg Davis goes to Whole Foods. He’ll get called a motherfucker and a pendejo at HEB though.
Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
by Cocky Bovine on Feb 22, 2012 11:02 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, cause nobody knows about midwestern football quite like Texas fans.
/makes furious wanking motion
by Albino Tornado on Feb 22, 2012 11:06 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah, it's not like there's another school from the same state in our conference!
Oh, wait.
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 22, 2012 11:52 AM EST up reply actions
And equating Iowa to Iowa State
Will get a person cut among Iowa fans.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 22, 2012 12:04 PM EST up reply actions
You seem to think they care that much.
If they deign to acknowledge our existence, it is only to condemn it.
by Narrow Right on Feb 22, 2012 12:06 PM EST up reply actions
And he's being denser than usual today as far as Texas is concerned
Gee, acrimonious fanbase relations amongst in-state schools? NOPE TEXAS SCHOOLS AIN’T KNOW NOTHIN’ ’BOUT IT
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 22, 2012 12:08 PM EST up reply actions
9-3 may be a good season for Iowa.
However, Iowa fans think, deep down, that they’re really Michigan AND Ohio State.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 22, 2012 12:25 PM EST up reply actions
What is "proper use of the word," Alec?
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
Weren't you involved in the mini-thread in which I kindly suggested that someone check out the first two letters of my Nom du Net?
I’ll give you a second if you need one.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
So this happened behind Doug Gottlieb at Mizzou last night
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
by btcoop71 on Feb 22, 2012 10:26 AM EST reply actions 17 recs
Dirty ginger.
One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov
Lokk into these eyes and tell me she has no soul...
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 22, 2012 11:57 AM EST up reply actions 5 recs
SHE HAS A SOUL!
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Feb 22, 2012 11:58 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Allright, come along Pond.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 22, 2012 12:05 PM EST up reply actions
there could be no gif
more perfect
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 22, 2012 10:27 AM EST up reply actions
Well, unless you could 'shop in some stolen credit cards.
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
by DrewRusse on Feb 22, 2012 10:31 AM EST up reply actions 6 recs
And his Final Four bracket of Kansas, Mizzou, Baylor and Okie Lite
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 22, 2012 10:42 AM EST up reply actions
You're exaggerating right?
right?
THEY LIKE MARIJUANA TO SMOKE AND ALTER THEIR MINDSET AND THINGS. -Dr. Norris Camacho
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 22, 2012 10:44 AM EST up reply actions
Yes...only a little though
He is one of the biggest conference homers Ive ever seen
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 22, 2012 10:47 AM EST up reply actions
Shoulda been you, Craig James.
It's a funny name.
Now in a easily digestable, 140-characters-at-a-time form.
by Turd Ferguson on Feb 22, 2012 10:27 AM EST up reply actions
No that would have to involve more mimed stabbing
Writer/Analyst/Head Chef
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Feb 22, 2012 10:27 AM EST up reply actions
For the love of God
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly
by saxattack29 on Feb 22, 2012 10:27 AM EST up reply actions
The Bass Pro Shop clearance sale t-shirt really makes it.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 22, 2012 10:27 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
He's just providing a transcript of Gottlieb's remarks in sign language.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
Now at 256. Headed for 215. This is to publicly shame me until I do it.
by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 22, 2012 10:29 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Goettlieb just happened to be talking about Syracuse.
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 22, 2012 10:31 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Peyronie's disease is a tragedy.
One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov
by blanx73 on Feb 22, 2012 10:33 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Considering he likely has no idea what he's doing... yeah.
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 22, 2012 10:33 AM EST up reply actions
He was imitating Gottlieb.
Not fellating him
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
To be fair
This happens a lot when Gottlieb talks
by Billy Sims' Fro on Feb 22, 2012 10:33 AM EST up reply actions
The proper reaction to Doug Gottlieb's expounding on anything
Give that kid a gold star.
Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
by Cocky Bovine on Feb 22, 2012 11:03 AM EST up reply actions
His mother is so proud.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 22, 2012 11:53 AM EST up reply actions
Who do you think taught him?
/aisle seat please.
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 22, 2012 11:54 AM EST up reply actions
I hate when people say they "celebrate" lent...
You observe lent.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Feb 22, 2012 10:28 AM EST via Android app reply actions
i give up lent.
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 22, 2012 10:28 AM EST up reply actions
For Lent, I'm giving up people who give up things for Lent.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
Now at 256. Headed for 215. This is to publicly shame me until I do it.
by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 22, 2012 10:29 AM EST up reply actions
For Lent, I'm giving up.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 22, 2012 10:30 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
when i lived with my parents and they forced me to give something up
i always gave up shit like sno-cones, cotton candy, and elephant rides.
now that im out of catholic schools, older, and much more wiser, i just give up lent altogether.
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 22, 2012 10:30 AM EST up reply actions
Interstellar travel?
One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov
now youre getting it
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 22, 2012 10:32 AM EST up reply actions
I still do it, but at a certain point it just got easy
Of course in South Louisiana, saying that I can’t eat meat on Friday but I can still have seafood is the kind of sacrifice that isn’t one.
Writer/Analyst/Head Chef
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Feb 22, 2012 10:32 AM EST up reply actions
The way I see it....
…it’s more about self reflection. whether you believe or not, how much are you willing to give up for the good of others. that gets overlooked, the “good of others” part. that’s what I believe we’re supposed to learn in this whole practice….not to mention us catholics are born with a guilty conscience
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Feb 22, 2012 10:39 AM EST via Android app up reply actions
Speaking as a Catholic and knowing many former Catholics.
The guilt never goes away. NEVAH
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Feb 22, 2012 10:46 AM EST up reply actions
Not always true.....
I managed to strangle my former-Catholic guilt sometime around my 30th birthday.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 22, 2012 10:53 AM EST up reply actions
Do you feel guilty about that?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly
by saxattack29 on Feb 22, 2012 10:54 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Not in the least....
But it does worry my mother so.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 22, 2012 11:07 AM EST up reply actions
i dont feel guilty about a damn thing.
IMO, when you spend your life in catholic schools, you come out either hardcore believer, or dont give a damn about religion. theres generally not any middle ground.
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 22, 2012 11:11 AM EST up reply actions
I became presbyterian
not that I had any choice in the matter
by haveagreatday on Feb 22, 2012 12:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
to add some clarity
wasn’t catholic, was episcopalian, but went to catholic school
by haveagreatday on Feb 22, 2012 12:15 PM EST up reply actions
Don't make your mother worry.
YOU’LL ALWAYS BE HER BABY!
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Feb 22, 2012 11:12 AM EST via Android app up reply actions
Craig James strangled it around his 21st.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 22, 2012 10:55 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I think it has to do with the crucifix for beginners.
The first image that appears in my head when I think of church is the crucifix. so at an early age we see this depiction of jesus writhing in pain and dying on the cross to save my ass. if that doesn’t make you feel guilty than what will. add in the stations of the cross for more effect.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Feb 22, 2012 11:09 AM EST via Android app up reply actions
I was an altar boy for about 9 years...
I did all that, and still managed to drop the guilt.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 22, 2012 11:16 AM EST up reply actions
I was only in it for the rewards program.
Tips for serving funerals, bigger tips for serving weddings, and a year-end trip to Six Flags. There was also the unofficial incentive of “free wine from the priests’ sacristy.”
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Feb 22, 2012 11:26 AM EST up reply actions
Gotta love funeral tips.
Get pulled out of class, $25 or more in cash on the spot, and sneak a tipple? YES PLZ
/never did the year-end thing because of hockey
It's a funny name.
Now in a easily digestable, 140-characters-at-a-time form.
by Turd Ferguson on Feb 22, 2012 11:28 AM EST up reply actions
Being raised catholic is like alcoholism.
You’re never cured; you’re only ever recovering.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 22, 2012 11:10 AM EST up reply actions
Why does all this have to be particular to Catholicism?
/grew up Baptist
//does not practice now
///eldest child, sometimes really feels he has disappointed his momma
////drinks
Yeeah but it probably isn't your fault at least
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 1:03 PM EST up reply actions
i feel too guilty about eating meat today, so i won't
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 22, 2012 12:05 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
In many ways, guilt is a good thing
In the middle of running economic experiments, and guilt helps drive Pareto optimal play, its not all bad.
Personally, I think the whole anti-guilt theme is just cognitive dissonance so people don’t feel bad about being assholes in the past.
Google's homepage celebrates too much shit.
BTW, I mean "guilt" in a general sense
Not that I think “Catholic guilt” is really any different than feeling guilty about whatever, but yeah.
Google's homepage celebrates too much shit.
I gave up Lent when I saw the fisheaters in my family
“sacrifice” by eating swordfish steak while I was having peanut butter. I finally went Network on them, drove to Wendy’s, and had a triple with cheese all in their faces.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 22, 2012 11:09 AM EST up reply actions
According to my favorite priest from Catholic school...
Lent isn’t about “giving up” things. It’s about “bettering one’s self”. Therefore, I never give anything up. I do, however, better my wine bottles on hand, because, well, Catholics need lots of wine.
\goes to church
\drinks extra from wine glass
The only thing to celebrate about Lent is the return of the Fish Fry.
True fact: St Louis is so Catholic, one of St Louis’ top radio stations does an incredibly popular promotion called the “Fish Fry World Tour” during Lent, going to different listener-suggested fish frys and doing live remotes. No one bats an eyelid over this: quite the contrary, thousands of people will show up for them, the vast majority not Catholic.
It's a funny name.
Now in a easily digestable, 140-characters-at-a-time form.
by Turd Ferguson on Feb 22, 2012 10:37 AM EST up reply actions
In my old high school
they only served mushroom pizza on Fridays in Lent. I rather liked the mushroom pizza, and it wasn’t available at other times.
One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov
We got no meat Fridays covered in south Louisiana for sure.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Feb 22, 2012 10:42 AM EST via Android app up reply actions
All the seafood?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly
by saxattack29 on Feb 22, 2012 10:42 AM EST up reply actions
See: Omaha.
Perhaps not radio stations, but there’s plenty of fish-fry ‘crootin’ going on.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 22, 2012 11:11 AM EST up reply actions
I CELEBRATE lent
Because the people who observe it like to give up Alcohol for lent which just means more for me…
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 22, 2012 10:39 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Depends on if you're layperson or a religious.
Most of us observe, but some truly do celebrate it.
Yeah, probably.
the celebration is easter Sunday.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Feb 22, 2012 10:47 AM EST via Android app up reply actions
Or Maundy Thursday, or Good Friday, or Holy Saturday.
Or a Tuesday you happen to go to Mass. Lent is a Liturgical season, and should be celebrated as such. It’s a season of sacrifice, but it can be celebrated as well as observed.
Yeah, probably.
Bonus points for specficity.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 22, 2012 11:50 AM EST up reply actions
Karl Langerfeld?
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 22, 2012 12:31 PM EST up reply actions
Mayyyyybe
"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there." -- Captain Ron
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 22, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
No meat on Fridays? Surely this is the most RIGID and unworkable tenat imaginable.
I mean, if you hate wild caught salmon, or trout, or sea bass, or stripers, or bluefish, or cod, or haddock, or oysters, or scallops, or shrimp, or flounder, or swordfish, or crab, or tuna or mahi-mahi, or ………
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 22, 2012 11:32 AM EST up reply actions
I hate pretty much all seafood
So yeah, that would suck for me.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 22, 2012 11:35 AM EST up reply actions
Seafood seems to be one of those "all-or-nothing" deals
Either you absolutely love seafood (like myself) or you absolutely hate it (like yourself). I don’t know if I’ve ever met anyone who “kinda” likes seafood.
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
This
Love shrimp/crab/lobster, loathe salt water fish. However I would kill someone and then walk across their flaming corpse to eat my grandmother’s fried catfish.
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 22, 2012 11:50 AM EST up reply actions
one more rant...
I hate when people say they hate seafood because it smells like fish….IT IS FISH ASSHOLE
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Feb 22, 2012 11:50 AM EST via Android app up reply actions
Fresh fish shouldn't have much of a smell anyway, and it should be mostly of the sea.
With the exceptions of some oily fish like mackerel or bluefish.
If your fish smells fishy, shop elsewhere or buy frozen. You can get really good frozen fish.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 22, 2012 11:52 AM EST up reply actions
I remember my mom buying pout once when I was a kid
that was the nastiest smelling fish I’ve ever encountered. We had to throw it away, open up the house, and then leave to go eat dinner out.
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
I love all seafood except shrimp.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Not to worry, I'll eat all that you leave behind....
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 22, 2012 11:59 AM EST up reply actions
Mmmmmm
Especially in Paul Prudhomme’s BBQ shrimp….all the butter
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those that understand binary and those that don't.
In my BBQ shrimp recipe,
the first ingredient is 1 pound of butter. It is by far the least healthful food I cook. But damn, it’s so worth it. My cardiologist is also thankful for the addition to his summer home.
"Life is short and hard, like a bodybuilding elf"
Holy heart attack
Plz to share?
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those that understand binary and those that don't.
First, you make a roux....
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 22, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions
It's a variation of this one
HERE. I don’t have my version at hand, but looking over the one I linked I realized my memory was wrong. Probably too much butter clogging up the brain bone. Anyway, first ingredient is at least 2 pounds of butter, depending on how much is needed to cover the shrimp. My version has more seasoning from fresh garden herbs, and a few other differences I’ve tweaked over time.
Fun fact – the originator of barbecue shrimp, Pascal’s Manale restaurant in Uptown New Orleans uses margarine for their sauce not butter. I do not like it, but not just for that reason. I like my version better.
"Life is short and hard, like a bodybuilding elf"
That doesn't even sound appetizing
Now, the boiled crawfish special I served last night… delicious.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
While It may Not Sound Appetizing
One should actually eat some barbecue shrimp before passing judgement. The execution is far better than the description.
Barbecue shrimp, I have no problem with
Any recipe that calls for two pounds of butter and requires the food to be literally soaking in said butter, is not something I’ll be eating any time soon.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Butter sauce is more for cooking,
than serving. It’s wholly unhealthy, by any measure. The sauce is what makes it, though. The shrimp have to be cooked submerged in the sauce which generally means a large amount of liquid. Most of that liquid is left behind for serving, as you typically get a small amount of sauce and several shrimp as a portion. We do this maybe once or twice a year at most. It’s delicious, but deadly. If you don’t like it, though, not much I can do to change your mind so I won’t even try.
"Life is short and hard, like a bodybuilding elf"
Oh look, it's called 'Barbecued Shrimp'.
/runs
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 22, 2012 12:40 PM EST up reply actions
I think you mean grilled prawns
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 12:42 PM EST up reply actions
Looks delicious!
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those that understand binary and those that don't.
Prudhomme's Shrimp Diane walks the butter line magnificently
by haveagreatday on Feb 22, 2012 3:12 PM EST up reply actions
That does look good!
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those that understand binary and those that don't.
PBJs for lunch, pasta for dinner was what my brother did.
Meanwhile, we ate salmon or shrimp or some such seafood
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "
Haha you gentiles
/looks forward to purim and poppy-seed taschen
"Shabbat Shalom motherfuckers" Mordechai Jefferson Carver
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
I enjoy the simplicity of it all.
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Now at 256. Headed for 215. This is to publicly shame me until I do it.
by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 22, 2012 10:30 AM EST up reply actions
Its not eye-blindingly orange enough.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 22, 2012 11:53 AM EST up reply actions
Dear Big 12: Please take that $Texas money we're about to get from football and buy a competent basketball officiating crew.
Better yet, buy half a dozen of them.
Big 12 refs have been a joke going all the way back to the Big 8.
A primer:
—You’ll never get a call against Kansas, home or away, unless a KU player hits a ref (See: Morris, One of Them, a Mizzou 2009)
—Texas will shoot more free-throws than you, mark it.
—The block-charge arc college introduced this year? It’s less a rule than a suggestion.
It's a funny name.
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by Turd Ferguson on Feb 22, 2012 10:40 AM EST up reply actions
Re: Texas:
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
I was looking for exactly that example
but then I discovered that we lead the conference in FTA despite having no big men.
So… yeah. Point conceded.
Free at last!
Counterpoint
The game in Manhattan
Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
by Cocky Bovine on Feb 22, 2012 11:08 AM EST up reply actions
They hired Curtis Shaw to b head of officiating
Easily the worst referee in the history of officiating
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 22, 2012 10:43 AM EST up reply actions
Karl Hess, John Clougherty, Gerald Boudreaux and Teddy Valentine say "hi."
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Now at 256. Headed for 215. This is to publicly shame me until I do it.
by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 22, 2012 10:45 AM EST up reply actions
/Karl Hess ejects the rest for speaking
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
Clougherty finally gets around to telling Hess he probably maybe shouldn't have done that
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 22, 2012 10:47 AM EST up reply actions
Ted Valentine says hello.
One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov
Hived
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 22, 2012 10:45 AM EST up reply actions
Ted Valentine sees a hack
Ted Valentine doesnt call anything
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 22, 2012 10:45 AM EST up reply actions
Ted Valentine sees a foul
10 seconds of dancing and theatrics later, Ted Valentine finally stops his whistle
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
blanx comes out of the stands
and beats him into a red stain on the court.
One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov
by blanx73 on Feb 22, 2012 10:47 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/Ghost of TV Teddy doesn't blow whistle, play continues
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 22, 2012 10:48 AM EST up reply actions
TV Teddy waited a full 7 seconds on one call last night
All while doing the jitterbug up the sideline
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
/Doug Shows calls pointless technical on Davis
/TV Teddy forced to blow makeup whistle on other end
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 22, 2012 10:50 AM EST up reply actions
Ed Hightower sees charge
Ten whistle tweets and the most silly motion later, Hightower ends up calling a block and-one, despite the fact the ball came nowhere close to entering the basket.
It's a funny name.
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by Turd Ferguson on Feb 22, 2012 10:51 AM EST up reply actions
Last night a foul got called on a guy who was 10 feet away from the action
/TV Teddy’d
//Doug Shows’d
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
Valentine WISHES he was as awful as Shaw
Pretty sure Shaw still holds the record for most technicals in a career. Oh and Shaw ejected the Rice mascot during a basketball game. http://www.aolnews.com/2009/01/29/rices-mascot-sammy-the-owl-ejected-for-headbutting-a-referree/
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 22, 2012 10:59 AM EST up reply actions
Since 1997
Valentine has called 380 technicals (which is a lot). Shaw (who hasn’t officiated a game in two seasons on account of his new job) has called 621 since 1997. SIX HUNDRED TWENTY ONE
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 22, 2012 11:02 AM EST up reply actions
But, he's experienced, so we can't fire him.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 22, 2012 11:33 AM EST up reply actions
I think I will enjoy seeing how Bpb Huggins physical style of play...
plays in the Big 12. Get ready to rumble, y’all!
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 22, 2012 10:54 AM EST up reply actions
Frank Martin and Rick Barnes say bring it.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
We've already beaten Martin this year, in Wichita...
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 22, 2012 11:09 AM EST up reply actions
Well, to be fair
at least SEC refs can count to six.
/Sun Belt’d
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 22, 2012 11:07 AM EST up reply actions
Why would you need a half-dozen?
You’d need to have 12 teams for that.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 22, 2012 11:12 AM EST up reply actions
I've been away from EDSBS for too long
The borders are so…white
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Feb 22, 2012 10:37 AM EST reply actions
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career.
Choose a shitty fucking offensive coordinator, choose defunct gameplans, assistants, schemes and practices. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose to be a dick to your players. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece track suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game film, stuffing fucking ice cream into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life… But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin’ else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you’ve got Maryland?
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Feb 22, 2012 10:40 AM EST reply actions 9 recs
/throws glass over railing
It's a funny name.
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by Turd Ferguson on Feb 22, 2012 10:41 AM EST up reply actions
/gives Glasgow kiss
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly
by saxattack29 on Feb 22, 2012 10:42 AM EST up reply actions
There he goes, looking for Maryland's season...
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Feb 22, 2012 10:50 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Trainspotting rec.
And because Auburn men and women believe in these things, I believe in Auburn and love it.
by alexanderkotov on Feb 22, 2012 1:54 PM EST up reply actions
WORSE THAN HITLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Feb 22, 2012 10:51 AM EST up reply actions
?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly
by saxattack29 on Feb 22, 2012 10:53 AM EST up reply actions 6 recs
Now, when we sell their likeness for video games,
how do we get around payin’ for our slaves uh- “student atha-letes” then?
Why I get all my sports news from Forbes.
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Feb 22, 2012 10:53 AM EST up reply actions
That's my third monocle this week!
I simply must stop being so astonished!
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Feb 22, 2012 10:59 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/DIES
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 22, 2012 10:54 AM EST reply actions
SELF REPLY BECAUSE OF THE AWESOME
BORDERLANDS?
GUNS?
WUBB WUBB?
BAZILLIONDIER?
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 22, 2012 10:59 AM EST up reply actions
Never played the first one.
Bought the new Twisted Metal while I was up at the gf’s. Left it up there. Now have no Twisted Metal to play for a few days. I haz sad.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 22, 2012 11:00 AM EST up reply actions
borderlands was awesome
a really simple concept, but the way they delivered made it so much fun to play
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 22, 2012 11:01 AM EST up reply actions
Wow
Only wish they got Cage the Elephant for the title song again. Love seeing Kentucky rock get noticed
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"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 22, 2012 11:07 AM EST up reply actions
i expected it, but still loved what they did
having the robot dancing to it at the end was priceless
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 22, 2012 11:09 AM EST up reply actions
Oh, right. I still need to finish the first one.
Right after I’m done with Skyrim. And then ME3.
So, in about 5 years.
Like SBMWV? Try PegPelvisPete! The same great taste of SBMWV w/50% more snark & just 140 characters per serving!
by She Blinded Me With Violence on Feb 22, 2012 11:11 AM EST up reply actions
old roommate and i finished it
it got pretty easy once we realized that once you got to the town in the middle of the trash dump, you could basically mine it for weapons and stock up
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 22, 2012 11:12 AM EST up reply actions
Future Maryland "tampering" hearing summarized
UMD attorney: James Franklin stole our players. Yadda yadda yadda for about 35 more minutes.
Vandy attorney: Bitch, please. Have you seen that shitshow of a program? The defense rests.
NCAA: You, Edsall. GTFO. Not just from this room. But from College Park. SRSLY. THX.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
NCAA is so pissed, they sanction the hell out of East North Dakota Tech.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 22, 2012 10:59 AM EST up reply actions
Needs to be closer to home to be plausible.
Watch out Towson or UMBC.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 22, 2012 1:20 PM EST up reply actions
I'd expect them to hammer University of Maryland University College
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
by wahoocrew on Feb 22, 2012 1:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Strayer is SOOOOO fucked.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Crap, I was just thinking about taking a couple of Acquisition Manangement courses from our local Strayer...
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 22, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions
Towson? How could it get any worse?
But Cakes will be salty, don’t think he won’t….
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
More or less.
Thing is, I know quite a few Maryland fans from my time in DC, and they are of the universal opinion that Kevin Anderson and everyone he hired needs to eat a bag of cave-dwelling feces from Bola Bola and die. Except for Turgeon, who looks like he will do good things in years to come.
Now watch O’Brien and Garcia show up at Ole Miss.
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Feb 22, 2012 11:20 AM EST up reply actions
Turgeon is the acorn that shows Kevin Anderson is a blind squirrel.
And the new university president isn’t much better.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
East North Dakota Tech Runnin' Fightin' Red Orange Blue Green WildcatBulldogLumberjackBearHogPigs?
NUTS!
-Brigadier General Anthony C. McAuliffe
BREAKING NEWS: The state of Kentucky is sanctioning bass fishing as a high school sport starting next year.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 22, 2012 11:19 AM EST reply actions
Still waiting for SEC stock car racing
The Co-Cola Georgia Bulldog car gets loose in turn one at Talladega and takes out the Spam Tennessee car and the Levi Garrett Auburn car in a huge pileup…meanwhile, the Vanderbilt Lexus is still in the pit because the crew is getting drunk at Sportsmens and forgot there was a race today…
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Feb 22, 2012 11:22 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Like this?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 22, 2012 11:24 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Here's the Michael Waltrip one (which means it failed spectacularly, I'm sure).
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 22, 2012 11:26 AM EST up reply actions
The irony of the fact that Aaron's is a rental place is not lost on me...
If the brute force method fails, you didn't use enough brute force.
Hived down thread
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 22, 2012 11:47 AM EST up reply actions
There have been Auburn and Alabama paint schemed NASCARS
by ItsComplicated on Feb 22, 2012 11:24 AM EST up reply actions
THE CAR IS NOT A NASCAR NASCAR IS AN ACRONYM FOR NATIONAL ASSOCIATION FOR STOCK CAR AUTO RACING SO WHEN YOU SAY NASCARS YOU ARE SAYING NATIONAL ASSOCIATION FOR STOCK CAR AUTO RACINGS
that ain’t right
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 12:56 PM EST up reply actions
Damn, that's not the way I learned it.
I was taught that it’s an acronym for “Nearly A Sport, Common Among Rednecks.”
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
they didn't learn ya too good
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 1:06 PM EST up reply actions
The #99 Fireworks Mart Mizzou Volkswagen demands inclusion.
It's a funny name.
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by Turd Ferguson on Feb 22, 2012 11:27 AM EST up reply actions
We've swapped Carl Edwards with Jeremy Mayfield.
Let’s see if anyone notices.
It's a funny name.
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by Turd Ferguson on Feb 22, 2012 11:29 AM EST up reply actions
We aint lettin no foreign bug car drive in the ESSEE EEE SEEEE
PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLL
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 22, 2012 11:47 AM EST up reply actions
ACC would be more fun.
Can you imagine the Evian Duke Car vs. the Perrier UVA car?
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 22, 2012 11:34 AM EST up reply actions
Followed by the Dean's Wine-And-Cheese Mart UNC car
It's a funny name.
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by Turd Ferguson on Feb 22, 2012 11:35 AM EST up reply actions
I don't know what to put for GT: Rayethon or Wizards of the Coast.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 22, 2012 11:37 AM EST up reply actions
Amarillo Design Bureau.
/anyone who knows this without the googles is a serious old power nerd.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 22, 2012 11:39 AM EST up reply actions
I'll raise you with
Steve Jackson’s old Car Wars game
by BonesCrosby on Feb 22, 2012 11:47 AM EST up reply actions
Same vintage
I remember seeing Car Wars, but don’t remember anyone playing it. Now GURPS on the other hand…
by BonesCrosby on Feb 22, 2012 11:54 AM EST up reply actions
Reraise.
Note: this well predates GO NINJA GO NINJA GO
by Albino Tornado on Feb 22, 2012 12:09 PM EST up reply actions
I think you would just have to drive the ramblin wreck
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 22, 2012 11:58 AM EST up reply actions
Clemson car design
An obviously high 8-ball and all the pharmaceutical company logos
"Shabbat Shalom motherfuckers" Mordechai Jefferson Carver
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
been done
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 22, 2012 11:46 AM EST up reply actions
Considering NASCAR was born out of Bootlegging, I think UK would have an unfair advantage
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 22, 2012 11:46 AM EST up reply actions
Did they ever get a NASCAR race at Kentucky Speedway?
by BonesCrosby on Feb 22, 2012 11:48 AM EST up reply actions
Indeed they did
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 22, 2012 11:49 AM EST up reply actions
Good
Because if they didn’t, it would have been like using Rupp Arena for church league basketball and all UK home games played at the YUM Center
by BonesCrosby on Feb 22, 2012 11:52 AM EST up reply actions
And the parking and traffic? Disaster.
I spent four hours getting there from Louisville, and didn’t get out of the parking lot for about three hours after the race.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 22, 2012 1:57 PM EST up reply actions
Put into the wall by the car from Wf'nVU
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
AWwwwwe, Cousin Billy Bob why'dja haf to go an wreck me??????
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 22, 2012 11:49 AM EST up reply actions
Damn, the NCAA should've started it last year
/top speed- Cliff Harris
"Shabbat Shalom motherfuckers" Mordechai Jefferson Carver
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
The University of Kentucky's mens basketball team is very good this year.
Very good.
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. - F. Scott Fitzgerald
by videoartistknoxharrington on Feb 22, 2012 11:48 AM EST reply actions
Time to give Calipari the title of Best Coach in Basketball.
/title vacated by next year
Free at last!
In a great Satan v. Calipari battle
I think my gut would say, “Be a man and do the the right thing, pull for Satan.”
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. - F. Scott Fitzgerald
by videoartistknoxharrington on Feb 22, 2012 11:52 AM EST up reply actions
Sorry, didn't you mean Jim Calhoun?
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 22, 2012 11:52 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Would also be correct.
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. - F. Scott Fitzgerald
by videoartistknoxharrington on Feb 22, 2012 11:55 AM EST up reply actions
Bama fan here
read that as Saban vs. Cal.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Feb 22, 2012 11:59 AM EST up reply actions
and Saban has won three titles
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Feb 22, 2012 12:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
University of Kentucky fans are paranoid as FUCK
The guy that tweeted the Richard Pitino quote..
…was also quoting Matt Jones.
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
Well considering Pete Thamel is a poor excuse for a reporter
I wouldn’t put anything past him. But he seems like the type of guy who likes to piss everyone off, syracuse included
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 22, 2012 12:00 PM EST up reply actions
New off season sport?
New off season sport
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
Al Michaels looks like Weird Al Yankovic
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 22, 2012 12:00 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Am I high right now?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 22, 2012 12:00 PM EST up reply actions
Weird Al looks like he teaches high school Algebra II now.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 22, 2012 12:03 PM EST up reply actions
He should never have had LASIK done
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 12:31 PM EST up reply actions
And what's wrong with that, huh?
:-P
My loyal heart avows no other.
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"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "
Today on NDNation:
While Kelly is trying to figure out his passing game and train Golson, what will become of our running game? Will it be a strength in 20112 or will it be abandoned once again?
Presumably that would be the abandoned running game that produced the first 1000-yard rusher in 5 years and nearly produced two 1000-yard rushers in the same season for the first time since Ninteeen-Dickety-Three.
Also something about a Rush album maybe.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 22, 2012 12:05 PM EST reply actions
Do you have to say "dickety" because USC and/or Michigan and/or Boston College stole your word?
by Narrow Right on Feb 22, 2012 12:07 PM EST up reply actions
A PASSAGE TO BANGKOK!
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 22, 2012 12:07 PM EST up reply actions
Now, now. Can't let things like FACTS get in the way of a good rant....
It would be unseemly.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 22, 2012 12:07 PM EST up reply actions
Test For Echoes?
I thought that was ND’s favorite Rush album
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 22, 2012 12:08 PM EST up reply actions 8 recs
yep, thassa rec
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 22, 2012 12:09 PM EST up reply actions
I mean, Rush has Neal Peart.
And we all know that drums and other percussions are profane instruments.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 22, 2012 12:12 PM EST up reply actions
Making them the ONLY ones
who would choose Test for Echo as their favorite.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 22, 2012 12:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Hey I made this joke last night when the late night thread died. Still a rec.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions
Ok, Brian Kelly's favorite Rush Album is:
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 22, 2012 12:33 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Enjoy this rec in 17/8 time.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 22, 2012 12:34 PM EST up reply actions
B1G basketball's is:
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 12:37 PM EST up reply actions
That's "Hold Your Fire" for those who can't read that
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 22, 2012 12:38 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah you can't usually read that figured the cover was enough.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 12:39 PM EST up reply actions
My point.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 12:40 PM EST up reply actions
Counterparts
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 12:46 PM EST up reply actions
Personal fave...
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 22, 2012 12:49 PM EST up reply actions
Can't go wrong with Signals, Power Windows, or Grace Under Pressure.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 12:50 PM EST up reply actions
This is seriously under-rec'd
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 22, 2012 12:58 PM EST up reply actions
The ESS EEE CEE's is
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 22, 2012 12:39 PM EST up reply actions
Pete Rose's favorite:
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 12:42 PM EST up reply actions
Les Miles likes their new stuff better
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 22, 2012 12:42 PM EST up reply actions
He must have a Time Machine 2011.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 22, 2012 12:44 PM EST up reply actions
Embracing Nick Saban:
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 12:45 PM EST up reply actions
I don't know--
18,000 years seems plenty of time to fix a running game.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
NOT FOR SHANTYFACE.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 22, 2012 12:11 PM EST up reply actions
♬♬ A modern-day running back
Mean mean stride,
Today’s Fightin’ Irish
Mean mean pride ♬♬
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 22, 2012 12:24 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
YAIS PLZ RUSH TO REPLACE SHIPPING UP TO BOSTON IN THE STADIUM.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 22, 2012 12:33 PM EST up reply actions
ANYTHING TO REPLACE SHIPPING UP TO BOSTON
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 12:53 PM EST up reply actions
MUSICAL CAT TORTURE ORCHESTRA TO REPLACE SHIPPING UP TO BOSTON.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 22, 2012 12:57 PM EST up reply actions
STILL BETTER THAN SHIPPING UP TO BOSTON
ALSO BOSTON
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 1:00 PM EST up reply actions
What about shipping up to Newark?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 22, 2012 1:03 PM EST up reply actions
Better than shipping down to Camden/
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 1:04 PM EST up reply actions
Shipping Down to Springfield would be better.
There. I said it.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 22, 2012 1:09 PM EST up reply actions
More of a ring than Shipping Up To Port Elizabeth.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 22, 2012 1:10 PM EST up reply actions
What about shipping up to Newark?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 22, 2012 1:08 PM EST up reply actions
♬♬ I strip away the old debris
That hides a quarterback.
A brilliant Angelo Bertelli
From a better, vanished time.
I wake the willing echoes,
Responding with a roar.
Brian Kelly is killing the program,
His passing game is an abomination before God and he and his entire useless staff who don’t understand what ND football is really about should be fired immediately ♬♬♬♬
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 22, 2012 12:50 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
It will be a strength, but only in Manassas, Virginia.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Good Lord, Wisconsin's non-conference schedule is shit
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
In other news, water is wet.
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 22, 2012 12:25 PM EST up reply actions
Worse than Marhsall, James Madison and Maryland???
Brother, I feel for you if that’s the case.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 22, 2012 12:29 PM EST up reply actions
Couldve played FSU...
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 22, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions
How many times I gotta tell you....
It was all about the benjamins
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 22, 2012 12:35 PM EST up reply actions
UNI isn't a bad I-AA opponent, but still I-AA.
However, it IS Wisconsin, so the cakewalk is in. It’s not like it’s Iowa State or Minnesota or Michigan.
by Narrow Right on Feb 22, 2012 12:46 PM EST up reply actions
I'd say it's worse
Maryland and Oregon State are about equal, both have a pretty good FCS team. The difference is, WVU has an excuse for playing Marshall. Wisconsin has no such luck with UTEP and Utah State
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
I thought Wisconsin and UNLV were natural rivals for no apparent reason
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 22, 2012 12:37 PM EST up reply actions
Sagarin ratings (2011)
75, 80, 87, 92. I’m almost impressed with how consistent Barry and Bret are in picking patsies.
What obscure southwestern schools do we have this year?
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 22, 2012 12:33 PM EST up reply actions
Jeremy Foley giggles in your direction.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 22, 2012 12:34 PM EST up reply actions
Charleston Southern on your non-con again?
They were very happy for the cash donation the last time.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 22, 2012 12:36 PM EST up reply actions
Bowling Green, UL Lafeyette, Jacksonville State.
We gonna lose halftime in the last one. :(
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 22, 2012 12:42 PM EST up reply actions
Your run game might get a boost in the Bowling Green game...
They had absolutley no run defense last year. Know how I could tell? We gashed them for 360 yards.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 22, 2012 12:46 PM EST up reply actions
barring a last-second Boise State relocation
I think at least half the Big East will have two FCS schools on our schedules. Even with that, we still need an opponent.
I don't think this is that bad, but I hate the first one.
Georgia Tech OOC games 2012 season.
09/01 – Southeastern Louisiana
09/08 – Middle Tennessee
10/27 – BYU
11/24 – at Georgia
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 22, 2012 1:17 PM EST up reply actions
There's at least one win in there for you.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Feb 22, 2012 1:28 PM EST up reply actions
I thought yall played VaTech Labor Day
Or is that next year?
by ItsComplicated on Feb 22, 2012 1:30 PM EST up reply actions
No one know, because the ACC hasn't released the schedules yet
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
^ This.
Those dates might not be exact.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 22, 2012 1:37 PM EST up reply actions
Edsall hasn't given them permission to.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 22, 2012 1:38 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I dunno.
MSState has a pretty good claim on that, too. especially after the last coupe of years.
before that, it was just “We’re Last!”
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GTHTSUN
"Bicycle is new poverty mule. " - Spencer Prokhorov
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 22, 2012 1:47 PM EST up reply actions
That cocaine isn't going to pay for, and smoke, itself
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 22, 2012 12:28 PM EST up reply actions
Why don't they just let him live?
He doesn’t need commisions; he can make his own decisions.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 22, 2012 12:31 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
you forgot to add, "LOL NEWB"
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 22, 2012 12:36 PM EST up reply actions
The hell you think crack is?
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 22, 2012 12:37 PM EST up reply actions
Hollywood Henderson bellylaughs at this question
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 22, 2012 12:48 PM EST up reply actions
shift+a
whats up commentariat?
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
Lapsed Catholics, Rush, pixie haircuts, and finding out that you know someone in porn.
Free at last!
Let's hope little dude doesn't have the latter experience for a while.
I think that would implicate a shitload of federal laws.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
15 year old me would want to murder you for calling me "little dude"
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
44 year old me don't give a fuck.
It was meant affectionately, but I can see your point.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Yes, YAIS, wut?, no comment.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 22, 2012 1:17 PM EST up reply actions
Question...
Am I the only one that ready the headline “Don’t Call It A Playoff” to the tune of “Mama Said Knock You Out?”
Don't call it a comeback
I’ve been here for years.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 22, 2012 1:30 PM EST up reply actions
I read everything that begins "Don't call it..." in that tune
It can be awkward
by ItsComplicated on Feb 22, 2012 1:32 PM EST up reply actions
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