It was Justified; Justified open thread
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macklemore and justified agree with a point, ergo I agree.
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 21, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions
first
jk, daily edsbs superiority reminder
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
canceraids fail
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
it was meant to be
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 21, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions
Fail
CT beat ya. And quit doing the “first” thing; what are you 16?
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 21, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions
to be fair it was sarcastic, also no not yet.
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 21, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions
There's this, and saying Bieber's freestyle was semi-decent.
One more strike and you lose the larval man card.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 21, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions
good god man
I haven’t done that much.
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 21, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions
now would not be the time to bring up music then
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 21, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions
/carried off by leprechauns
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly
by saxattack29 on Feb 21, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions
So,
Cheap Trick is performing during commercial breaks at tonights ’Hawks game.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly
this is a new low
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 21, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions
Hello there ladies and gentlemen
Are you ready to rock?
by Albino Tornado on Feb 21, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions
I love that all Lost outcasts end up in Harlan
by ItsComplicated on Feb 21, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions
Preferred his work as Jimmy James on NewsRadio.
/adjusts hipster glasses
by Albino Tornado on Feb 21, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
See below: Super Monkey Death Car.
Hipsters need not apply.
by Counter Trap on Feb 21, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions
See below...
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "
Now to catch up on the bits I missed while on the phone.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 21, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions
Okay so for the future since I seem inept, how do I get multiple links in my dive post?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 21, 2012 10:19 PM EST reply actions
Pressing the Enter key between pastes seem to work.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 21, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions
Keep the tags in there or no?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 21, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions
cntrl-c, cntrl-v
don’t worry about the chain symbol thingy, just paste and hit enter then paste again.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC, in regards to one of my comments.
Emma Rocks!!!
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 21, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions
Okay i was using link tags. That may have done it.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 21, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
Augh
Auuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
That's where it trailed off?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 21, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions
UK game
Kinda making me mental
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 21, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
Have you folks heard of this 'A-Rod'?
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
I'm not sure about that; he seems legit.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 21, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions
fuckin' a-rod
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 21, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions
Y'all are going to ruin justified for me tonight aren't you?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
Well Raylan is still there....so....
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 21, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions
Winona = instant momentum killer
I’d be pleased at punch if she took that money and never darkened our collective TV hollers again.
Nooooooo I'm on #TeamWinona
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 21, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions
I'm a full blooded tsarist and enemy of the proletariat good sir.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 21, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
#TeamWinona
Raylan needs to be kept humble.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 21, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions
Also #TeamThatAgentFromEarlierThisSeason
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 21, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
This or Ava
These are the only correct choices.
I think Carla Gugino might be the sexiest woman on the planet.
#team liked it better when it was a younger jennifer lopez
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
this
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Why y'all gotta Juddge Winona, huh?
and why not me?
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
Is that a bad ref to the country singer?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC, in regards to one of my comments.
Emma Rocks!!!
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 21, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions
Also Stephen Root.
Which results in mandatory “Super Monkey Death Car” flashbacks.
by Counter Trap on Feb 21, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
But Jimmy has fear? A thousand times no!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "
Many days no business came to my hut. My hut.
Super Karate Monkey Death Car is one of the greatest sitcom episodes of all time. In fact, that entire season is up there with the entire run of Fawlty Towers for me.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
Now at 256. Headed for 215. This is to publicly shame me until I do it.
by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 22, 2012 8:51 AM EST up reply actions
And that was another delightful episode of Things That Northwestern Does.
Hope they win out the regular season and do enough to make the NCAA tournament, though. It’d be fun.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Whelp.... UK done woke up
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Kind of been this way all season
We always play better in the second half. Question always is; “How big a hole did we dig in the first half”
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 21, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions
not big enough I think. they'll win.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
They=who?
This is some crazy officiating
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 21, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
UK
but yes, TV Teddy is never a good sign.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
next thing you know he'll be referring to it as 'coke'
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC, in regards to one of my comments.
Emma Rocks!!!
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 21, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions
Continuation of thread where Michigan fans were celebrating the careers of two beloved seniors in Stu Douglass and Zack Novak before Londonjoe had to bring up Duke.
Right here. Someone’s obsessed with us…
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
I love Stu and Zack
No way it’ll happen, but if Hardaway stays another couple seasons, he could be the biggest basketball god Ann Arbor has seen in my memory.
don't you know i live on hate
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 21, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions
I'm worried about Carolina. Not (insert team that gets hot occasionally and might make it to the sweet 16 on the outside here)
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
you mean KU?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC, in regards to one of my comments.
Emma Rocks!!!
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 21, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions
really there's a lot of them
KU at least has Thomas Robinson
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
So why did you post "never beat Duke"
When A) it wasn’t true. And B) keep trash talking to save face.
Yeah, you have a more successful program under the Polish word for bitchface. We’re building a program. No one will dispute that. But, if it makes you feel better…
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 21, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions
REbuilding?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
You worry about the wrong things
This is a classic late-model Krzyzewski international-ball team that lives by the three and will die on its first cold shooting night.. The Plumlees have been better this year, but I still don’t see enough of an inside game to carry them through a bad shooting night against a good team. Unless Roy is an expert in heart transplants, I don’t see Carolina becoming a shut-down perimeter defense team. But there are plenty of others out there lurking in the tournament.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
THERE ARE TOO MANY DAMN 3-POINT SPECIALISTS NAMED NOVAK!
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 21, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions
I think "Novak" is Czech for "twenty-foot jumper."
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Next year's team is going to be scary talented with two five-star freshmen coming in.
But we’re going to lose a lot without Stu Douglass and Zack Novak. They’ve been fantastic locker room guys, good defenders, and clutch shooters. Hopefully Trey Burke can fill the void, but the leadership Michigan has gotten from Douglass and Novak throughout their careers has been impeccable.
My hat’s off to both of them, and best of luck in their future endeavors. (I know Novak’s a business student; not sure what Stu’s career plans are.)
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
It was.
As for next year, I think there is leadership in place in Burke and Morgan that I trust. I couldn’t say that the last time a couple of seniors graduated (Merritt and Lee) leaving a talented, but young team. We know how that turned out.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 21, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
Burke has exceeded my most optimistic of expectations.
He’s damn smart for a freshman. I was worried about this being a repeat of the season you’re talking about when Darius Morris declared for the draft, but Burke consistently has made the right play and been a reliable centerpiece of the team.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Good night all.
My team won tonight but I still have to get up early … so time to catch some z’s.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC, in regards to one of my comments.
Emma Rocks!!!
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 21, 2012 10:29 PM EST reply actions
/Plays Chelsea Dagger
VICTORY DANCE
VICTORY DANCE
VICTORY DANCE
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly
dances to shipping up to boston, every damn game.
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 21, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions
Okay, that has now been stuck in my head for ten solid minutes.
You may want to make peace with the deity of your choice.
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by The Missing T on Feb 21, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions
Start singing Rambling Wreck in your head.
Nothing replaces earwigs quite like fight songs.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 21, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
I always use Mana Mana,
but that song doesn’t get stuck in my head, it might yours
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "
boomer sooner boomer sooner
boomer sooner boomer sooner
boomer sooner boomer sooner
boomer sooner
go ou
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 21, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
What? You don't like my new avi?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 21, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
oklahoma oklahoma
oklahoma oklahoma
oklahoma oklahoma
oklahoma OK U
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 21, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions
We know one verse
It’s a bad verse
we don’t rehearse
Cause there is one verse
by Albino Tornado on Feb 21, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
Rocky Top...Youll Always be home sweet home to meeeeeeeeee
Good ole Rocky Top (grunt noise), Rocky Top Tenneseeeeee
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 21, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
Also, don't worry. I'm pretty sure be end of memorial day I will know the nebraska one
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 21, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
Your state uses
A roger and Hammerstein musical number as its anthem….
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 21, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions
at least it's original
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 21, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
Well of course
Because Every other state totally wants to use a musical number titled “Oklahoma!”
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 21, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
AAAAAAAAAALABAMA
where the wins keep rolling on the Plains-
PAWWWWWWL WHYDA THOSE PLAYWRITERS HAFTA DISRESPECT US!
IMMA HANG JUD AND LISSEN
by MGoEcon on Feb 21, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
hmph.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 21, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
The fight song? Why would you learn it by then?
by Albino Tornado on Feb 21, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
continued hearing it while in omaha for memorial day weekend
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 21, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
We don't play it out of loudspeakers in the streets or anything.
I mean, it’s not Oklahoma.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 21, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions
i'm thinking more of being trolled by nebraska fans
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 21, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
Nebraska fans,
or Nebraska fan?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "
yes?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 21, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
six months!
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Nebraska tickets are not a particularly tough get.
Getting more than 4 together gets tricky, and Michigan and Sconnie this year will be challenging. But Gopher tickets will be going below face before kick off.
Perhaps this time y’all’ll put up a better fight than the Jackrabbits.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 21, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
/T-Magic fumbles ball forward and out of bounds.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
See the first two letters of my nom du Net.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
Law school got me to love the Gophs.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
Your memory, it needs work.
At the half; Nebraska 34, Minnesota 0.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 21, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
34-0 is a moral victory to you.
38-0 to Okie State at half in 2007 got Steve Pedersen and Bill Callahan fired.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 21, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
No, 34-0 is not a fucking moral victory for me.
Go get bitchmade by a 6-6 Texas again for all I care.
by Erik T on Feb 21, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
IT WAS PRINCE'S FAULT!!
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
/joins new conference
//feels superior because NEBRASKA
///stares off into far distance to find conference championship
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
Can we still do the trick where we
pick up a first down by bowling the ball forward to the first down marker?
Good trick, ain't it?
We need something since fucking Schnelly got the fumblerooskie outlawed.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 21, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
How dare you
insult the Schnellenberger. The only time that word should precede that man’s name is if it is an action he is currently performing.
Go gata!
by theologator on Feb 21, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
Did he stab you in the heart when you were twelve?
WELL HE DID ME
by Albino Tornado on Feb 21, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
Not only did he do that.
But then he outlawed Intentional Fat Guy touchdowns. Illegal and immoral my well-padded ass.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 21, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
Lyrics written with the creativity of Mr. Zappa himself.
The constant repetition is reminiscent of the conformity we all see in the stands at a college game and effectively satirizes the mind of the collective exhibited in large group settings.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 21, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
You're right, that does work quite well.
I would also imagine I’m not alone here in that I often start silently humming various fight songs in my head when I go to bed until I fall asleep.
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by The Missing T on Feb 21, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions
I occasionally get songs stuck in my head that I haven't heard in months.
They will then come up on the radio or on my iPod mix within the next half hour. It scares me.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I wake up with songs stuck in my head
then they end up on the radio or ipod.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 21, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
prays, starts running.
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 21, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
Ugh.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
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Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 21, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
been re-reading A Storm Of Swords the past week
I forgot just how balls-out insane this book gets about 60% of the way in.
SHUT UP SAVE IT FOR THE THREAD IT BELONGS IN
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 21, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions
NOT TONIGHt just in general
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 21, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
NO. THERE IS A FANPOST FOR THIS DISCUSSION. TAKE IT THERE.
Some of us don’t have the time to read the books, and would like to enjoy season 2 un-spoiled.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 21, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions
As someone about 20% into a storm of swords please this
by ItsComplicated on Feb 21, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions
fuck i'm not even that far in clash of kings
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 21, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
i can't read more than 20 pages before ohhhhh shiny
or oohhhhh sleepy
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 21, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
I think my first readthrough took about a month per book.
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Well I feel good then
2 books in a month
by ItsComplicated on Feb 21, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
It's a FanShot...not on the front page, but still very much in use.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "
Now you do. Please, go talk about the books there.
I’m not trying to be a dick, but they created that thread SPECIFICALLY so people like you could go talk about, and people like me could stay out of it. I’m in grad school, and have a family—I don’t get to read whatever I want, because I spend all my time reading about Japanese politics and preparing for my defense. I enjoy the show, and would like to continue to do so, and the reason it’s relevant NOW is because of the show. It’s a dick move to ruin it for those of us not reading the books, just because you are. Not saying that’s you’re intent, but with the way the series goes, if you mention Character A in a book that takes place later in the series, simply mentioning it tells me Character A is alive, and therefore gives me an idea of what is to come, even if it’s only that Character A is alive. There is a place for discussion of it. It’s not in the main boards where someone like me can wander into it.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 21, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
/shakes hand
No worries. I’m touchy, because we’ve had problems in the past.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 21, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
Between the two weddings and the trial scene
one forgets about the scene at the inn, and the Eyrie, to say nothing about the complete batshittiness at the Wall.
AHEM. IN THE OTHER THREAD
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 21, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
You don't seem to get this. STOP TALKING.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 21, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions
One gives no hints about what happens in the middle of that book.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 21, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions
Oh no. Of course not.
Just commenting on all the other crazy shit one forgets about because of… that.
The friend who introduced it to me asked whether I had gotten to "It" yet.
When I reacted with confusion, he said “no, obviously not, you’d know immediately what I was talking about if you had”. Two days later, I got to It.
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WE INTERRUPT THIS JUSTIFIED THREAD
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by SpartanGator on Feb 21, 2012 10:31 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I really want a high speed camera.
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Emma Rocks!!!
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 21, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
Bama spring practice?
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
Ah, Mythbusters.
Is there anything they won’t annihilate in the name of science?
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Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
what was the point of this one?
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ALL THE 'SPOLSION BONERZ
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
Can a shitty car be turned to dust in the blink of an eye?
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by SpartanGator on Feb 21, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
They'd been trying to do the old "compact compact" story.
Smash two semis together, hitting a compact car at the same time, and try to pancake the compact. Rigging that up to get the ideal collision turned out to be pretty damn hard (they got close but the car got forced out from between the semis, I think). So they decided to try simulating it by pinning the car up against a concrete wall and running a rocket sled into it.
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Someone's a couple seasons back on Mythbusters.
I really like the one where they built the “snowplow” that cut a car clean in half.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 21, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
So pretty.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 21, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
Things that a Ford Aspire is good for.
That is number 1 out of 1.
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Oh Mizzou you know how I know you're SEC?
blech
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 21, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions
that's properly spelt 'belks'
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 21, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
not in my world
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 21, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
I'll let it slide since you've been to Chico and Chang.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 21, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
The world of Red Bull?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 21, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
i'm disturbed
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 21, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions
Worst technical call EVAR.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHARRRRRRRRRBLE
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Seems we've gotten a few favorable calls
after that BS technical on Davis, which was an amazing play for a big man.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 21, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
The hell is up with these refs tonight
they had to call that second T because they committed to calling it the first time. This is some madness
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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 21, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
Madness?
THIS! IS! VALENTINE!
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Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Such as the obvious, obvious foul on that dunk that went uncalled?
Followed by a makeup T?
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Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Not sure if it was a makeup T
I think both T’s were not worthy of being Ts
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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 21, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
that's what the flagrant foul is for, right? that little trip kick stuff?
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"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Yeah
But I dunno, I don’t really think that was what happened. Either way, the officiating has been bizarre. Little things getting turned into technicals, obvious fouls not even being called. The SEC has one team every year like this; that can play physical football in the paint and never get called. Used to be Georgia
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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 21, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions
How to beat UK: play a zone. Or pay TV Teddy off.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Ehhh I agree on TV Teddy
But its not that easy on the other part. Play zone AND shoot 50% on double digit 3 point shots and you’ll beat us.
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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 21, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions
Carolina would cause you problems defensively but maybe not on the other end
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
You mean the one we beat?
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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 21, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions
true! true. but those rematches are often a coin flip.
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"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Honestly that first one was a coin flip
I think the top 5 teams (fully healthy) on any given night are a coin flip if they were playing each other
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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 21, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
Somehow I feel like we're being ignored in this discussion.
The way MSU is playing now, I don’t think there’s a team in the country that we can’t beat, Kentucky included. (Kentucky’s certainly capable of beating us too, but I don’t think it’s much off from a coin flip in either direction.)
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I guess you might run into trouble against teams that like to really run
like Carolina and Duke and maybe kansas (?).
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Running teams don't worry me that much (at least, not the fact that they run).
We actually like to run (that’s how we gashed Wisconsin and, to a lesser extent, OSU).
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but UNC and Duke do it better? I don't think Duke beats you 5 out of 10 times right now, but I'm pretty sure UNC wins 8 out of 10
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"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Does Duke really run?
I know UNC runs…at least they did against us. That was a 40 minute sprint. But i’ve never had the impression Duke runs it
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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 21, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
Duke likes to push the pace in an odd way
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Sort of "run up the court fast
then set into your half-court offense". Looks like a way to make the other team work harder to get into it’s D
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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 21, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
and kick to the transition 3. though if they play against a zone they switch it up again.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
UNC, maybe a coin flip.
(Even that feels generous, on a neutral court KenPom has us winning 6 out of 10.) Duke, I think we take relatively easily right now; they don’t defend worth shit.
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Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
perimeter D, bad, interior D, not horrible. or at least until Miami
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Depends on where ya play the game...
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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 21, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
These idiots screwed it up early
it is chaos now.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 21, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
That's TV Teddy for you.
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TWSS?
Established football aliens since 1885.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Feb 21, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
Dude...
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
Even Wynn Duffy is horrified at something.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 21, 2012 10:33 PM EST reply actions
Oh Raylan Givens, I fucking adore you
“Today is opposite day.”
by Guynemer on Feb 21, 2012 10:38 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Good thing he's got a limp.
Cause those boots aren’t made for running.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 21, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions
When they were battling over the gun, I believe
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "
yes I suppose we will never know what the hell this show moves fast
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
I usually watch live, then try to watch the DVR'd episode Wednesday afternoon, to catch it all
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "
I missed the first few minutes by falling asleep
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
Was thinking the same thing.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 21, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
Well this week he goes to WFnVU
which I imagine is like Harlan
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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 21, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
LOLCHELSEA
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Wait, how is Ray walking in this Archer ad?
I didn’t think they did flashback episodes…
My loyal heart avows no other.
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"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "
Night, y'all
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 21, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
nope, missed all of three end of the day checkouts
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 21, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
Someone here get in trouble?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Ask the detention guy
if Barry Manilow knows he raids his closet.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 21, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
And Bull thinks he's got hooks with Arlo against Raylan.
Pride goeth.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 21, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
My money's not on fleeing working out too much.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 21, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
Random thought: how many of y'all have been arrested before?
how about kicked out of a bar?
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 21, 2012 10:49 PM EST reply actions
No, and yes
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "
The same.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 21, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
Cove?
or shenanigans elsewhere?
/can people even get kicked out of the cove?
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 21, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
Elsewhere-
And I’ve only seen one guy kicked out of the Cove- townie trying to sell drugs.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "
Is this the return of the Commentariat Fulmer Cup?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
that was...fun
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
this must have been before my time.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 21, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
Last off-season some time.
I think I scored one point for Michigan for running a red light.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
ND scored a lot of points
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
well STempke was like most of them
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 21, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions
and PAK
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
There are too many lawyers here to play this game
Kentucky could single handedly lose or win the competition at it’s discretion
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 21, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/runs Moonshine
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly
so I was around.
I must not remember it because I was getting kicked out of a bar in Scotland.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 21, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions
Kicked out of a bar - twice I think.
Arrested not even a traffic ticket so far.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 21, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
Traffic tickets yes.
And in the words of Ron White—I was kicked out of a bar in New York City. Not my fault, however.
by Counter Trap on Feb 21, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
Kicked out of one on Long Island by association when a friend was removed and the rest of our group was asked to go with him.
And once in Connecticut when my depth perception failed and I set my whisky glass down an inch in front of the bar and sat down two inches to the right of the stool.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 21, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions
i got kicked out of three bars in NOLA...
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 21, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
How many points does alli get for getting kicked out of Tiger Stadium?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
ALL. THE. POINTS.
Seriously, too drunk for LSU? THat has to be one hell of an achievement.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
seconded.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 21, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
Medals have been awarded for less.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Boozy, Bourbz and DrB can collaborate this
I was GONE, walked the mile from the stadium to the tailgate, by myself, and alli was passed out at the tailgate. I probably broke a florida fan’s OTHER knee, changed shirts in public, and STILL managed to not get thrown out. I was picked up off the ground by security people and let to continue on my way.
I don’t know what the shit she did.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 21, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
One of them even might have lost a flask out the deal.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 21, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
this is what happens when you forget you're in charge of your own liquor.
thankfully anthropologal was there to drive my car back to hotel.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 21, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions
AND I STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HAPPENED!
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
It was like a mile right to the stadium? it fucking felt like it
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 21, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
I thought I would never make it back.
I was wearing heels, and I had a very hard time finding the way back. A very nice lady pointed me down the right street and I proceeded to walk for what seemed like hours. I may have passed out from exhaustion.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
i just stated at my feet and sidewalks. then didn't cross enough driveway and thought i was doomed for getting back anywhere.
This is why I should stick to beer as well.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 21, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
I thank LRC every damned day for yelling at me CONTINUOUSLY through my blackoutedness
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 21, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
Something tells me there was another time in Athens that was hazy, but I'm not sure.
Bouncers at one place shoved me down a staircase by accident because they were going after another guy but thought it was me at first or something. I had no clue, but my friends said it was pretty funny seeing me take a tumble.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 21, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
Yes to both
/cause i’m hard, yo!
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 21, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions
No and yes.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 21, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions
Let's define arrested.
Detained, or booked?
by Albino Tornado on Feb 21, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions
Detained and then given a citation for a non-petty offense means arrested.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
Yep.
That’s an arrest for 4th Amendment purposes.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
look at you faincy lawya lady!
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 21, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
You can't be a lawya without facin' the LAW.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
The sexless librarian lady in the Character & Fitness committee was not pleased.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I am terrified of when I will have to do that
I haven’t ever done anything. But I am worried they will look into my extended family and find all sorts of crazy stuff
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"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 21, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions
It could have been much worse.
The other two dudes in there were pretty indifferent, and one of them even laughed at my buddy when he said he got in a wreck because he was staring at the hot girls in the next car.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I don't think they can really do that? Not sure.
/In the middle of my GA application for fitness.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 21, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah was just thinking of bar licensing stuff.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 21, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions
WOOOOOOOOO Character and fitness committee.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 21, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions
I didn't even go to committee
Just wrote the equivalent of a “deal with it” explanation as it was pretty far in the past.
I should have included a pic of me shrugging my shoulders as that is how I felt about the whole thing. C&F is no biggie.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 21, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
Welcome to the club, friend!
I’ve since matured.
/has not matured
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 21, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
cuffed and stuffed
is how i read it.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 21, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
Um...
define “arrested”, “kicked out of bar”, and do foreign locales count?
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 21, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions
yes to the and i believe
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 21, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
I've been kicked out of a bar in Scotland, but that's it for me
I hope to God to keep it that way.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 21, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
He said Scotland not College Station
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 21, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
Never been booked.
Have been detained for murder, though.
I started at 221.6. I'm now 209.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 21, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
Short version: I went on the wrong night and wrong time to go see a friend who worked in a bar in Seoul.
Said friend had a few hours before been raped and murdered, by another service member. CID had the place staked out—I walked up, some idiot in plain clothes at the door asked me why I was going into the bar. I didn’t know who the guy was, he was just an asshole in plain clothes in my way, and I had had a few. “I’m going to see my friend [name].” Oh, really? Badge comes out, I spend the night in CID’s office, explaining that I was friends with her and verifying my whereabouts the entire night.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 21, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, it turned out to be a rough night for me.
Guy got caught, sent to Korean jail. Couldn’t have been pleasant for him, and I hope it wasn’t.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 21, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
How bad is Korean jail?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly
Holy fucking shit.
I’m really sorry. That must have been terrifying and sad all at once.
Twitter
Currently .01. This goes away when I'm .17.
Add enraging, but yes.
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The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 21, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
oh my God.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 21, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
thats awful
hugs?
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 21, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
I wanna hear this.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 21, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
go on
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 21, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
Nope, and not really on account of my actions (and concert not a bar)
Twitter
Currently .01. This goes away when I'm .17.
How many of you are still incarcerated?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 21, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
I am locked inside of my head by the dream police.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 21, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
same
then again, i can’t even get into bars yet. haha. so.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 21, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions
yes and do restaurants count?
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 21, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
actually define arrested.
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 21, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
put in the car, booked, and told to cool it in the tank for a couple of hours
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
and the answer to that would be "no"
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
jumped the gun there
so sort of to both original questions.
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 21, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
were you taken home by the cops?
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 21, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions
no.... sort off, they got me a ride with my parents
by londonjoe’s definition I was not arrested, but certainly detained.
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 21, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
WERE YOU IN THE HALL WITHOUT A HALL PASS AGAIN???
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 21, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
not even close.
don’t want to go into details, but I got some community service.
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 21, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
Forgot a vocabulary book in his locker.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 21, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
Stuffed a Freshman into his locker.
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 21, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
Was late to class because he was in a locker.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 21, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
(Todd McShay begins drooling involuntarily)
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
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me too.
Hell I’m a NOLA native and I’m having my second drink of the night. Boringest Mardi Gras ever champion, pawl!
Go gata!
by theologator on Feb 21, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
No (though I probably could've been), and no (unless you count "it's 3 AM, we're closing")
Established football aliens since 1885.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Feb 21, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions
Negative to both.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Yes, and no.
The former happened before I could enter a bar.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
lol no
/didn’t do crazy shit in teens/twenties, and would look silly now…
//helps that CA highway patrol does not consider speeding to be an actual crime
this is true in NC as well
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Also known as the Kyle Busch Rule.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
in an LFa1 I think
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Quite right.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Also Virginia
Except they do it at just 81mph.
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Twitter
by The Missing T on Feb 21, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
hooray Virginia patrol nazis
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
81 mph?
What is “the slow lane on Interstate 696”?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
by Tremendous on Feb 21, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
81?
Fuck, I think there are plans for a few roads in Texas to be bumped up to 85 mph speed limits (or that may be new ones being built, I don’t know).
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I thought they passed a law already for like the west texas areas to be bumped...
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 21, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
I think it was
1) get rid of night speed limits
2) 75 allowed on freeways statewide instead of just West Texas (may even be on other numbered highways, I don’t remember)
3) 85 allowed on specific roads (don’t remember which ones)
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
you still see it in some parts of Nevada
used to have no limit sections
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Montana's speed limit, not so long ago, was "Reasonable And Prudent".
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Had relatives who lived there...
said that anything 80-89 got you pulled over, and anything 90 or higher got you a ticket.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "
also please to come tell san antonians that the fucking speed limit is 70 on 1604 now and if they would like to go 60 they can drive on the fucking access roads
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 21, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
tell this to michiganians
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
You're kidding me, right?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
lol.....seriously
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 21, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
If you do less than 75 on 696 or 275, you may die.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
On the other hand, cross the Ohio border with Michigan plates
and you had damn well have the cruise set at exactly 65.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Works both ways...
I got a warning for 61 in a 55
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "
Also, Ohioans don't really do the whole "safe following distance" thing.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
this sounds like NC!
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
never drive 696 because that's not my area.
but driving into detroit … oh man. speed limit on 94 east is under 70 i’m pretty sure. it’s a fucking joke.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 21, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
I think everything in Detroit city limits is 55.
Enforced?
You’re kidding me, right?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
There's a stretch of 35E in St. Paul that is signed at 45 mph.
I don’t think anyone actually goes through at less than 65. Chicago is very similar, when there’s little enough traffic that you can actually move (which is rare).
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
i think you're right. southfield is the same way.
i feel like you have to be 15 over just to keep up. at the minimum.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 21, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
NO MR. DRIVE 65 IN AN 80 ZONE IN THE FAST LANE ON 85 ALL THE WAY DOWN TO ATLANTA
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Probably an elderly snowbird driving from Michigan to Florida.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Or my dad
“It’s called the Speed LIMIT, doesn’t mean you have to drive that fast. That wastes gas”
by ItsComplicated on Feb 21, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
THAT IS A FALLACY
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Dan Akroyd as Joe Friday?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 21, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
IN michigan or IN carolinas?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 21, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
Michigan plates I should say
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Been to both places.
Michigan drivers think the speed limit is a minimum. Driving in San Antonio or Austin? The number of times I’ve gotten infuriated by the assholes Chloe spoke of earlier is … large.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
some areas.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 21, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
That's a lot.
75mph occasionally felt iffy in Arizona, even on straight clear roads. Shit starts happening pretty quickly above that speed, and one is in command of quite a lot of specific energy. Such speeds are to be respected.
75 is slow on I-29, I-90, I-80, and I-94.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 21, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
I've never seen an empty interestate up here anything like the ones down there, and physics is a harsh mistress.
I don’t care how boring the road looks.
yeah, my dad and uncle once went off the road onto a salt pan at about 120. skidded a looooonngggg way
they were lucky.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Have you driven across Wyoming, east Montana, or across North Dakota?
Holy shit, it’s beautiful, but ALL THE EMPTY.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 21, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
hitting a bad pothole at 65!= hitting a bad pothole at 120
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
if you are going fast you need a wide open road
or interstate 435 at 6 on a Friday on a sportbike with 60 other sportbikes
It's probably about 30th percentile or so
on most ATL freeways. Speeds below 65 are not recommended, especially if you aren’t in the far right lane.
Established football aliens since 1885.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Feb 21, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
I don't really feel comfortable much above 75 either.
Usually set the cruise to about 77 or 78 on the 75 mph sections. Haven’t driven anywhere that’s 80 or higher yet.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
although this was passed recently for us (all now 75mph)
I-10 — 289 miles across El Paso, Gillespie, Kerr, Kendall, Bexar, Guadalupe, Caldwell, Gonzales, Fayette, Colorado, Austin, Jefferson and Orange counties
I-20 — 423 miles across Crane, Ector, Midland, Martin, Howard, Mitchell, Nolan, Taylor, Callahan, Eastland, Erath, Palo Pinto, Van Zandt, Smith, Gregg and Harrison counties
I-27 — 109 miles across Lubbock, Hale, Swisher and Randall counties
I-30 — 139 miles across Hunt, Hopkins, Franklin, Titus, Morris and Bowie counties
I-35 — 106 miles across Webb, Medina, Atascosa, Bexar, Hill and Cooke counties
I-37 — 130 miles across Nueces, San Patricio, Live Oak, Atascosa and Bexar counties
I-40 — 166 miles across Deaf Smith, Oldham, Potter, Carson, Gray, Donley and Wheeler counties
I-44 — 11 miles across Wichita County
I-45 — 143 miles across Walker, Madison, Leon, Freestone and Navarro counties
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 21, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
there's a town called gonzalez?
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 21, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
counties...
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 21, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
interesting
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 21, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
The toll loop around the east side of Austin was the first road bumped to 75, I think.
US-281 and parts of I-35 north of Georgetown also got the bump.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
One would hope,
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
No and no
I ain’t never did shit to nobody
(Am I the only one who drinks bourbon entire time while watching Justified?)
by ItsComplicated on Feb 21, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
I've had a few beers while playing xbox
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 21, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
Neither. I am an angel.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
No, yes
And kicked out of Tiger Stadium.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
we talked about you!
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 21, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
I would think getting kicked out of Tiger Stadium takes effort
by ItsComplicated on Feb 21, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
One would think.
It would be great if anyone knew why I was kicked out.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Seriously, let's try to not kicked out of Jerryworld, k?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 21, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions
I don't know whether I'm gonna pay Mr. Jones what he wants to get into JerryWorld, and I bet they won't kick me out of the parking lot.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
jeebus i hope they don't.
that would be bad.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 21, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
No comment.
Also I need another cake with a nail file in it.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 21, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
Why would you do that to me?
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
by allicolls on Feb 21, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
BAWWWWWWW
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 21, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions
Cake: they'll eat anything
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
That's definitely true.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
No, Yes.
For despondency that looked like severe drunkenness.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly
Are we doing boating puns again?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 21, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
KIEL HAUL EM
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Nope, just the usual 2nd person plural.
I’m not big on the punt jokes.
Go gata!
by theologator on Feb 21, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
"I saw that Kenny Chesney on your computer and I thought you were capable of anything"
TROLL HARD IN THE MOTHERFUCKING PAINT
follow up question: How many of y'all been suspended?
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
Not suspended.
I’ve been thrown out of a high school class before.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 21, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
never the first
I had an interesting college carreer
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 21, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
my freshman year remains a mystery to me
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 21, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
mine was soph year. mwahahahaha.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 21, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
I used to get demerits for not shaving
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
of course you went to private school.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 21, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
Singapore. not much in the way of alternatives
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
I only ever got silent lunch once. And a citation in middle school.
No suspension or detention ever for me.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 21, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
Well some girl wasn't watching where she was going in the line and then I spilled my fries and ketchup all ofver me and had to sit at silent lunch covered in ketchup then change into my gym clothes.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 21, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
how did you get a silent lunch?
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Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 21, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions
we got those all the time in elementary school
they always failed
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 21, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
Was wrongfully accused of throwing erasers at people a week after I moved to GA while a sub was teaching.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 21, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
invokes Shaggy "It wasn't me" clause
by ItsComplicated on Feb 21, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
I was in the middle of the crossfire, and when the girl in front of me went up to tell the teacher she was getting hit with erasers, the loud asshole who was doing everything said it was me.
Real teacher wasn’t there and so I couldn’t get her to let me off.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 21, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
my 4th grade teacher threw an eraser at a kid
also called a kid straight up stupid
also made me cry for not understanding double digit multiplication
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 21, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
DON'T GET ME STARTED ON MY FOURTH GRADE MATH TEACHER.
I STILL HATE HER TO THIS DAY.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 21, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
this teacher also told me i would be the first female president of the united states....lolol
i think she kind of liked me?
but SERIOUSLY WHAT 4TH GRADER LOOKS AT THEIR TEXTBOOK THE NIGHT BEFORE TO SEE WHAT’S GOING ON THE NEXT DAY? SORRY I HAD GYMNASTICS UGH
ex nun, explains it all
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 21, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
My Sixth grade Math/Science teacher was the devil.
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 21, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
/pours one out
I know that feel bro.
I actually got this teacher fired. the Dawn of the Age of Illusions (there’s gotta be a better name for that)
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 21, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
My class seriously considered a plot to hide weed inside of her desk and tip off authorities
But no one had enough balls to do so
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 21, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
made you into a michigan man!
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
efff u
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 21, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
bad teacher
my 7th grade history teacher threw me out of class for talking every other day. I got a lot of my work done during those “free blocks” I got.
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 21, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
My 9th grade science teacher
threw a can of beans from a food drive at a student for saying bad things about Jazz Fest. Good times…
Go gata!
by theologator on Feb 21, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
my 9th grade science teacher dated one of my classmates the month after we gradauted
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 21, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
hah! wow.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Ugh, gross
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "
Your rule? he didn't follow it.
Granted I don’t think he did grad school prior to teaching…so only 8 years different in age!
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 21, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions
I didn't do grad school prior to teaching either...
In the middle, but still gross as gross can be
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "
i forgot about that.
yeah we thought it was creepy. i mean he was the hot science teacher but there comes a point where teacher is the key word and it’s icky
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 21, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
Um, wow.
I started at 221.6. I'm now 209.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 21, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
That happened to at my school on two separate occasions (At least)
One was a 10th grade male English teacher and the other was my 11th grade Chem teacher..but he got fired for doing so
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 21, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
lied through my teeth to keep from getting suspended in middle school
I had a number of detentions, but nothing too bad. Helped that my mom taught at the high school and my track coach (and best friend’s dad) was the principal.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 21, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
lucky bastard
two detentions and was suspended once, got thrown out of a few classes last year and most of 7th grade history. (Not a bad kid, just a moron at times)
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 21, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
In school suspension, once.
I stuck a pen cap through the screen on the overhead projector and stopped the cooling fan.
Six or seven times after I was warned.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
If you don't get suspended in HS
you aren’t doing it right.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 21, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
i got called into the Vice Principal's office for leaving class
actually checking myself out then back in to class. after my parents had excused me
to go to a luncheon
to honor my freshman english teacher
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 21, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
Mine were always in-school suspension
Dick around in the library with my favorite history teacher/baseball coach.
Most of mine were for leaving for lunch (closed campus), and one or two fights in gym class/sports practice. I wasn’t a hood or anything.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 21, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
Fights in gym should go unreported
Especially if you played a sport
by ItsComplicated on Feb 21, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
i got in a fight in gym in 8th grade!
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 21, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
my sister broke someone's nose on the first day of kindergarten.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 21, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
badassery.
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 21, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
only fight I ever got in was in 2nd grade
other kid broke my watch. Shocked I didn’t get in trouble for that; guessing that they really couldn’t believe I did something like that.
Never give kids whiffle ball bats
And that’s all I have to say about that
by ItsComplicated on Feb 21, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
never get in the middle of a girl fight either
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 21, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
cat fights, sound fun
in reality a tornado of dirty tactics and screaming.
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 21, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
yeah. whoof.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
girls fight DIRTY
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 21, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
it is a thing to behold
from far away when neither girl is mad at you, otherwise RUN.
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 21, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions
never have been in a girl fight
thank jesus
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 21, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, I have complete confidence in your ability to kick someone's ass if necessary.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Is this based on being Michigan?
Or being strong enough to comment here?
by ItsComplicated on Feb 21, 2012 11:25 PM EST up reply actions
thanks i think?
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 21, 2012 11:25 PM EST up reply actions
remember, as badass as a face punch is your broken hand can screw you
may have broken his hand, may have avoided a cast against his better interests.
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 21, 2012 11:25 PM EST up reply actions
Girl fight?
I know of someone who’s down.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
Hair. Hair everywhere.
The horror….
I started at 221.6. I'm now 209.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 21, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
we had them once a week in high school.
always about drugs and boys. I learned so much about hair weaves back then . . .
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 21, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
Best cat fight at my school was
knife got pulled, dude intervened and threw knife on the roof of the school (there were 50 witnesses). All got suspended.
Young Kenny B said “don’t fuck with these 2 broads”.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 21, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
I did it like this I did it like that I did it with a whiffleball bad sooooo
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 21, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I annhilated a kid on freshman friday my first day at a new school (I was the freshman)
The principal shook my hand.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
i got a detention in high school for not bringing my book to religion class
i served it right away then he took back the detentions he gave to everyone else
GOD I WAS A TERRIBLE STUDENT
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 21, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
not me
Before college, I was one of those that would never dream of stepping a toe out of line. Obviously (and thankfully) that later changed.
Established football aliens since 1885.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Feb 21, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
And not completely clean.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 21, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
Tim's backstory is in reserve should Tim Olyphant up and quit
And they have to tie all the other lose ends together in a final season
by ItsComplicated on Feb 21, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
Also, his sniper days may have included some shit.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 21, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
That'd be awesome if they do a backstory episode on him one of these days
but then again this season seems to be busy enough as is
Trooper Tom dude.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 21, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
This is true
That dude seems like his P’s and Q’s are in order
/next episode Trooper Tom goes on killing spree
Humphery Colliseum or something or other
by ItsComplicated on Feb 21, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
Ok...still an odd thing to put on a court
Then again we are talking about Mississippi State
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 21, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
I think at least one end should say "Lovely Lady Lumps"
You know, for Womynz squeakyfouls
by ItsComplicated on Feb 21, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Humphrey Clinker
MSU’s first coach was Tobias Smollett.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 21, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions
Is he related to Abraham Smollet of the Hispanola?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly
Jimmy Dykes is freaking awful
There is a reason I usually watch basketball with the sound off
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
This implies she was never that at some point in her life.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 21, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
Well, let me just say that...
when I start drikning it, i weropahfaihsdf a dfpa adhfpadhi fahdfpaihfa hlaidfhalhk adhfa
my stash o' gifs
www.tigernet.com
by Orangebowl81 on Feb 21, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
/Bob Davie understands
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 21, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
I like this. I think it's a reply fail, but I like it.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
damiT!!!! see, that was meant for my post below!!!
my stash o' gifs
www.tigernet.com
by Orangebowl81 on Feb 21, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
Actually, that still fits in a Nancy Grace thread
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 21, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
This. I wasn't turned away in the least.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 21, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
I hate my hometown for producing that thing
by ItsComplicated on Feb 21, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
This is a much better thing for your hometown to be known for...
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
My hometown was a winner of the All-America City Award in 1995!
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 21, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions
Dickel should not be used in an ice cream float
This is my advice on the Tennessee whiskey
by ItsComplicated on Feb 21, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions
What?!?!
Why would anyone ever use bourbon in an ice cream float?!?
Go gata!
by theologator on Feb 21, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions
I dunno. I associate bourbon with smoky more than anything else.
Now a good stout or lambic float… Your newsletter. I would like to subscribe.
Go gata!
by theologator on Feb 21, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, well shit a stout float is fantastic.
I am merely signaling my intrigue at a bourbon float. No idea what would actually happen. I think it’d have to be more of a cut-root-beer-float, rather than pure bourbon.
Nah, nothing could go wrong with 12 oz of bourbon with a scoop of ice cream.
I made myself white russians like that one day. I don’t remember much of that afternoon.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 21, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions
Get a Breckenridge Vanilla Porter.
It already tastes like a beer ice cream float.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 21, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions
You should try the Abita Doubledog if you can find it.
It’s in the bomber bottles and if you like vanilla porters you’ll like it. I didn’t, despite my love of porters and vanilla flavor.
Go gata!
by theologator on Feb 21, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions
Their best is the amber.
It showed up at Surdyk’s the other day! So happy.
Nothing against Turbodog or Purple Haze, but Amber kicks their shit.
Amber holds a place near and dear to my heart.
It’s probably my favorite drankin beer. Turbodog is awesome, as is the SOS lager and the Andygator. The Abbey Ale is a step lower in my opinion, and I can take or leave Purple Haze, which is too bad because for whatever reason Purple Haze is far more available than their other offerings.
Go gata!
by theologator on Feb 21, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions
I like beers either really fruity like a lambic or not fruity
so it’s not my cup of tea.
Go gata!
by theologator on Feb 21, 2012 11:51 PM EST up reply actions
Restoration is pretty damn good.
Not sure if they still make it.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
they do, and it's delicious.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 21, 2012 11:49 PM EST up reply actions
How did I forget it?
It’s a bit hoppy for my tastes. I could say the same about the Jockamo IPA, though I think I’d prefer that one to Restoration. To each his own. They made a Kolsch a year or so ago which was awesome.
Go gata!
by theologator on Feb 21, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions
Andygator!
But I understand not liking barley wine.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
I've seen the Strawberry, Purple, and Turbodog up here.
I’ll keep an eye out for it.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 21, 2012 11:45 PM EST up reply actions
MPLS peeps:
Haskell’s downtown has several bottles of the Doubledog. Can’t vouch for it, though.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
9th and Marquette.
Near the Foshay.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
You've never thought about it?
Dickel is just too sour
by ItsComplicated on Feb 21, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions
Why would anyone not use bourbon in an ice cream float?
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 21, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions
Whisky in an ice cream float?!?!
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
Many people I know go or went to Mercer.
Nancy Grace:Mercer Law::Jersey Shore:Most of New Jersey
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 21, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
Michigan Law School's alum list is a big head scratcher
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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 21, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
Better than their math department's
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"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "
How's your hoody?
/had to go with it
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "
Hofstra had Bernie Madoff too!
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 21, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions
Not a knock on Mercer
Based on people i worked with that knew her, she was from that area and stayed home for law school. Hell, i took the LSAT there, though not at the law school.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 21, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions
I took my LSAT up in Gainsville.
But yeah I’ve worked with some good people who went to Mercer.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 21, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions
I have friends whose mom went to high school with her
have I mentioned I hate my hometown?
by ItsComplicated on Feb 21, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions
Macon is not a bad place
Lake Tobesofkee (sp?), meat and 3’s, that BBQ place downtown with good banana pudding, Liz Reeds, Midtown Grill, close to ATL and Savannah.
Hot as fuck though in the summer.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 21, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions
Ate at Fincher's, never ate Nu-way
despite living there almost a decade. Not sure how that was.
Satterfileds was the downtown BBQ joint I was thinking of.
The serous Bibb county drunks hung out at that Lake Tobo place Harbor Pointe. I have picures of me being said serious drunks.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 21, 2012 11:52 PM EST up reply actions
NuWay wasn't that great
When your claim to fame is your ice. You got issues
by ItsComplicated on Feb 21, 2012 11:54 PM EST up reply actions
Lake Tobo can be fun
That’s all I can agree on. And I think SAV is still a good 3 hours away
by ItsComplicated on Feb 21, 2012 11:46 PM EST up reply actions
I need more beer after that
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Legal disclaimer;
I read this board years before I signed up,,, I get a lot of the stuff’ insert Craig James joke here…
but what I really want to know is:
What was up with the Kraken thingy? I bought some just because of the commentariat, and, well, it’s getting the better of me right now. And my friends that come over and try it, well, I’m going to have to hide it now… but who started this shit?
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I believe it was featured in a Digital Viking once, long time gone.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 21, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
Blame Orson.
Don’t lie. You buy things because of the way they look, and that’s probably why you have a bottle of this in your liquor cabinet. Just look at that fine label: a lithographish cephalopod straight from a hammered 19th century sailor’s worst nightmares, some serious font-porn going on around the label, and a name Mastodon would be proud of across the label. You also get to hold it up while opening and scream “UNLEASH THE KRAKEN!”. This is another thing you cannot deny doing in your most unguarded moments.
It also happens to be quite good, though Malibu cadets addicted to the tanning oil taste of lighter rums should brace yourselves. This is inky dark rum with all the flavors you’d get in a good cigar, an idea that seems far superior to the full on assault of smoking a cigar with scotch, now that we’ve thought of it. Vanilla, molasses, and rummy sugary goodness would match up in a Dark ‘n Stormy brilliantly, and that’s before you have four or five of them and just stare at the murderous octopus logo for a few happy hours.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 21, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions
Thanaks.
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by Orangebowl81 on Feb 21, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
I know this sounds like bullshit...
but seriously, my ice just popped in my Kraken drink and hit me in the eyebrow.
seriously and no shit. I had to hit backspace 46 times just try to fix the tyypos in this post. happen to anyone? imma hangup and listen…
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by Orangebowl81 on Feb 21, 2012 11:54 PM EST up reply actions
The Kraken is displeased.
It pleases the Kraken to be in your tummy.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 21, 2012 11:57 PM EST up reply actions
Have you seen the bottle?
Have you met us? I mean, how could we not at least try it? And then of course it tastes delicious.
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Someone else
Because I tried it and got my friends on it as well
by ItsComplicated on Feb 21, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
Let me clarify:
I may have to try to hide it. Right now, I just buy the bigger bottle.
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by Orangebowl81 on Feb 21, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
Handle is for me
Fif is for the rest of you
by ItsComplicated on Feb 21, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions
I do believe it was in a DV not too many moons ago
But, yeah, whoever turned the world on to that stuff…you owe me for several hangovers.
my team is struggling against Marshall/
MARSHALL.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 21, 2012 11:23 PM EST reply actions
Kenyon?
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ncaa12
Kenyon would struggle against a middl school team. in any sport (except swimming)
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 21, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
what have you done?
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 21, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
Ooh how about that! anyone here ever been in a fight?
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 21, 2012 11:24 PM EST reply actions
yeah. a couple of them. none for years though.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Isnt that the setting of "Bad, Bad Leroy Brown"?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 21, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
Hometown of:
Little Richard Ottis Redding and John Rocker.
Shit gets real
by ItsComplicated on Feb 21, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions
Also Molly Hatchet and the Allman Bros
have ties to Macon.
My buddies in the factory used to say “In high school, we learned how to fight.” I nodded my head, good to know.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 21, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions
"Well the South Side of Chicago/is the baddest part of town"
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 21, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
And "Don't Mess Around with Jim"'s in New York City.
Although it does feature a pool shootin boy name of Willie McCoy, but down home they call him Slim.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 21, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
Ever snuck into Rose Hill at night?
I have a friend that tells me a tale of seeing Duane Allmans grave at night.
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by Orangebowl81 on Feb 21, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
Rose Hill at Night?
No. But we took field trips to different cemeteries depending on which grade you were in
by ItsComplicated on Feb 21, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions
apparantly, cops gaurd this closely
and considering the asshatery of people who defile graves, I don’t blame them. SO the challenge was sneaking in and seeing the grave, no ill intentions.
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by Orangebowl81 on Feb 21, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
We have a call here for a Mr. "Stempke". Is there anyone by that name at this number?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
no but there is a mr. and mrs. hotpockets
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 21, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
Does it count if you own the bar though?
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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 21, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions
I'm quite confident Stempke doesn't shit where he eats
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
"[W]e have to keep reminding ourselves over and over: 'This is water, this is water.' "
No, he goes elsewhere to get into fights.
He’s told the stories.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 21, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
And definitely remind lhb** not to give him advice re: his child
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
/snrk
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"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Did you see that one?
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
that came out of nowhere, and was a spit take
followed by a distant sense of random menace.
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 21, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions
That was a creepy post if you ask me.
The child advice not yours.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 21, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions
I remember hoping drunj had something to do with it.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
I think the follow-up conversation after the bitchslapping from Stempke was too lucid to blame it on the drunj though.
Not sure though.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 21, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions
I might have bailed early.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
I left.
that was… interesting.
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 21, 2012 11:45 PM EST up reply actions
Dunno for sure I tried to forget details and stayed far away from it.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 21, 2012 11:45 PM EST up reply actions
yeah. yeah I did.
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
I missed something...
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You'll have to ask stempke or lhb about it.
And I doubt that either is interested in rehashing it.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
This man is correct.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
go back a few weeks, honestly it was kind of fucked up.
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 21, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions
yes
none in a while.
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 21, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
at least 5?
only 3 were physical though. only one i was afraid the cops were going to get called
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 21, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
probably?
I think I remember that actually…
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 21, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions
when the rugby team fought them because they threw the theta xi down the stairs
and ruwczuk one punch dropped the guy before massive fights broke out everywhere?
once you were an adult? really?
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
2 as an 'adult'
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 21, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions
Nothing since middle school.
I did pick a fight with a drunken marine once, but it was more of a ’you’d best quit picking on my vomiting friend’ sort of thing. It did not come to blows.
me and my sisters punch each other all the time.
also though, tremendous should probably take back his confidence in me being able to kick anyone’s ass. i remember drunkenly punching this fucking DOUCHEBAG i hated last year and i think it hurt me more than it hurt him.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 21, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
did he just laugh?
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
i forget. i was pretty damn drunk.
ugh i hate that kid though. i want to punch something just now thinking about him
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 21, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
baseball bat to a pine tree
approved method of aggression release of Macon GA
by ItsComplicated on Feb 21, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
I did get randomly slugged by a girl in the gut. I didn't even really know her. just chuckled.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
i once asked this kid that i didn't really like but kind of had to be nice to if i could slap him (drunk again). i slapped him across the face pretty damn hard.
that was really funny the next morning.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 21, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions
the slap is worse. I saw the girl wind up for the punch and tensed my gut and took most of the impact off.
a slap’s a bit harder if you get caught by surprise.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
We used to drunk box in college
Wear goggles if you do this though. I still think I have a contact in my eye
by ItsComplicated on Feb 21, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions
I was sparring practice for a competitive karate guy throughout college. that's fun, in a way.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Well, fine.
I take it back.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
No.
I’m a classy lady.
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I did punch a creeper who followed me home from a bar and into my elevator and tried to ride up to my key-access-only floor.
He was so shocked he stumbled out and stared and I was able to hit the door close button fast enough.
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That's just self defense
If I ever have a daughter she will learn about this
by ItsComplicated on Feb 21, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
Oddly enough, it was the same night I got kicked out of a bar.
Bad things happen when your friends don’t answer their goddamn phones.
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Nope.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Only in middle school
My high school never had fights…the three or four a year we did have were big events that were carefully planned ahead of time. Wasnt stupid enough to get into a fight in college
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 21, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions
Fight? No.
Been shot at, and had people try to blow me up, but it wasn’t personal.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 21, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions
Enough about Cleveland...
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 21, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
you have learned well, padawan
let the hate flow through you
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Cleveland, Kabul...same same.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 21, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
holy shit I didn't know you served in Kabul.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 21, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions
hawaii, seoul, kabul
god bless ya.
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 21, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions
In June it will be 14 years.
I’ve only been Stateside for 4 of them.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 21, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions
Next is istanbul
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 22, 2012 12:23 AM EST up reply actions
not Constantinople?
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
It got the works
Ask the Turks
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 22, 2012 12:25 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It ain't my business or yours dude.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 12:31 AM EST up reply actions
Why they changed it, I can't say.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
3 months, then western Afghanistan for the remaining 9.
Was SOOO glad to get out of Kabul.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 21, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions
We thank you for it.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 21, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions
I don't think Kabul's ever had their river catch fire
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
by darthbubba on Feb 21, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Well, time to hit the bike.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
people still kickin' around here?
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Feb 21, 2012 11:32 PM EST reply actions
Yo!
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
Eh
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 21, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions
/Walks past douchebag "friend" pretending that he didnt see him
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 21, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions
Salaam aleikum.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
it's "your spirit" now, bucko!
You’d better get your shit together before I call the Inquisition.
Go gata!
by theologator on Feb 21, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions
Checking in on the thread during SportsCenter commercial breaks?
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
Thanks for watching
What else am I supposed to do? Talk to Steve Berthiume?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 21, 2012 11:40 PM EST up reply actions
Test Stuart Scott's depth perception by flicking paper footballs at him from the side
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 21, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Help Wendi Nix look for her glasses.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I traveled Europe with a black eye.
my friends and I went out around midnight the night before spring break to get some pizzas. I stopped at an atm afterward, and some drunk guy stumbles up and stares at our pizza boxes. nobody says anything, so I turn around and go up to him, put my arm around his shoulder and say, “you gotta keep walking buddy, have a good night.” Then I turn around and go back to the atm. I feel his arms come around my waist, so I pulled them off and whirled around. Instantly I see the look in his eyes—goes from blank to panic—and he cranks back and punches me in the face. for a second I was just shocked, and then I thought, “hell new” and I punched him back. then I kicked the back of his leg and he fell to the ground. I called the cops, the guy got back up and tried to fight me, then my friend did some illegal wrestling move shit on him and knocked him out. cops accused us of being the aggressors, we left, nothing came of it. fuckin’ scotland.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 21, 2012 11:37 PM EST reply actions
(my only fight, proud of myself for hitting someone in the face)
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 21, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions
i gave myself a black eye.
well, indirectly. i fouled a softball back at my face in a batting cage. that was a real cute look in 7th grade.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 21, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions
You know who else had a black eye?
Wishbone.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 21, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Major crush on the girl
Sam
Probably the start of my love for girls in hats
by ItsComplicated on Feb 21, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions
My heart belonged to the pink ranger and no one else.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 21, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
BELONGS
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
REC FOR YOU
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 21, 2012 11:45 PM EST up reply actions
YAIS
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
Overalls.
What a convenient piece of clothing they were for getting down.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 21, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions
Amy Jo is such a weird combination
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 21, 2012 11:49 PM EST up reply actions
what is this?
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 21, 2012 11:49 PM EST up reply actions
YOU WOULD NOT UNDERSTAND
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 21, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions
ピンク？
I started at 221.6. I'm now 209.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 21, 2012 11:52 PM EST up reply actions
I ONLY LIKE MY AMURKIN VERSION OKAY
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 21, 2012 11:53 PM EST up reply actions
CSB
Knew a girl who auditioned for the newest edition of Pink ranger
She went to GATech
by ItsComplicated on Feb 21, 2012 11:53 PM EST up reply actions
So they eliminated the Pink Ranger from the recent version is what you are saying.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 21, 2012 11:54 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
No...he's saying that "she" was actually a robot.
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 21, 2012 11:54 PM EST up reply actions
Must have been the same one who plays the drums in their commercial.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
by Tremendous on Feb 21, 2012 11:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That commercial must have aired in 2007
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 12:05 AM EST up reply actions
Unpossible.
The Pink Ranger’s a girl.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 21, 2012 11:58 PM EST up reply actions
perhaps I would.
or not.
my stash o' gifs
www.tigernet.com
by Orangebowl81 on Feb 22, 2012 12:21 AM EST up reply actions
get off my lawn!
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 21, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions
holy shit
I actually feel old now. NO NO NO—
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 21, 2012 11:51 PM EST up reply actions
/Spits out tapioca pudding
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 21, 2012 11:52 PM EST up reply actions
///Shops exclusively at belks
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 21, 2012 11:53 PM EST up reply actions
////Heeds Joe Schad's exclusive breaking news
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 21, 2012 11:54 PM EST up reply actions
/////Thinks Joe Schad is Twitter.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 21, 2012 11:55 PM EST up reply actions
Men Without Hats are better
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 21, 2012 11:45 PM EST up reply actions
We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind…
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
Cause your friends dont dance and if they dont dance
Then theyre no friends of mine
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 21, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions
Justin Tuck wishes to subscribe to your newsletter.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly
I knocked a lacrosse ball into my nuts playing goalie
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 21, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions
got hit in the nuts by a cricket ball one time at practice
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
you wearing a cup?
because my future children need to thank god for riddell.
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 21, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions
not in that instance but it was a grazing blow. I did wear one when we played for real though
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
I learned quickly to always wear a cup while batting
Mostly because I knew I was a good spin bowler, and not the best one on the team.
Yeah, probably.
Busted lip from a girl's knee
accidental
by ItsComplicated on Feb 21, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions
Ow.
Worst I’ve done was probably playing goalie in broomball. Just once, I forget to grab a helmet with a cage, and of course that’s the night somebody gets enough lift on a shot to catch me square in the face. (Didn’t break anything, although I’m not sure how my glasses survived. The bridge of my glasses got pushed into the top of my nose hard enough to draw blood, though.)
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Ever notice....
you get your drink of choice ready…
and you watch Justified.
and of course, you watch the replay of it immediately after, just to see what you might have missed the first time…
but the second time around, it flies by?
my stash o' gifs
www.tigernet.com
but for serious you guys, I'm making my mom send me my stuffed Grover.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 21, 2012 11:46 PM EST reply actions
Grover could beat the tar out of Elmo
by ItsComplicated on Feb 21, 2012 11:52 PM EST up reply actions
I take oscar vs any of them
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Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 21, 2012 11:52 PM EST up reply actions
Cookie Monster beats every one everywhere every time and there will be no argument.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 21, 2012 11:57 PM EST up reply actions
Our blue-and-gold-wearing friends in the Appalachians will vouch for the Count.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Lookahere...
you sunofabitch…
I’m getting quite tired of posts like this…
as a Clemson fan, I’m quite offfended,
that you don’t get your shit together…
so I’ll fix this shit for you…
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www.tigernet.com
by Orangebowl81 on Feb 22, 2012 12:04 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
mmmm... too subtle?
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www.tigernet.com
by Orangebowl81 on Feb 22, 2012 12:15 AM EST up reply actions
not so much subtle, just beating a dead horse, I feel like.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 22, 2012 12:16 AM EST up reply actions
and you watched until final score?
my stash o' gifs
www.tigernet.com
by Orangebowl81 on Feb 22, 2012 12:18 AM EST up reply actions
I saw the "fucked," yeah
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 22, 2012 12:19 AM EST up reply actions
Well, then I have to agree...
dead horse, yes. But a Clemson fan trying to achieve soem self-depricating humore, give me some credit.
my stash o' gifs
www.tigernet.com
by Orangebowl81 on Feb 22, 2012 12:24 AM EST up reply actions
okay I'll give you that
and you did beat us twice this year . . .
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 22, 2012 12:25 AM EST up reply actions
.. again, Kraken instructs me to stop posting
g’nite!. I’ll hang up and listen…
my stash o' gifs
www.tigernet.com
by Orangebowl81 on Feb 22, 2012 12:26 AM EST up reply actions
It takes some thick skin to be a Clemson fan around here.
Here’s to you, sir.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
by Tremendous on Feb 22, 2012 12:27 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That is a creepy photo of 8 ball
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 22, 2012 12:27 AM EST up reply actions
There are non-creepy ones?
I started at 221.6. I'm now 209.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 22, 2012 12:28 AM EST up reply actions
Joe Schad reports bear shits in woods.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 12:32 AM EST up reply actions
Joe Schad reports Pope is Catholic
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
Joe Schad reports something might be happening between Greek, Latin branches of State Church of the Holy Roman Empire.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
Joe Schad reports thr cock has crowed at least one; possibly two times.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 12:37 AM EST up reply actions
Joe Schad reports that a couple in Cannae is getting engaged.
I started at 221.6. I'm now 209.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 22, 2012 12:39 AM EST up reply actions
Joe Schad reports it is quite bright in here now.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 12:40 AM EST up reply actions
Doesn't exist.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 12:06 AM EST up reply actions
My bad that was too strong
I just loved Snuffy
by ItsComplicated on Feb 22, 2012 12:07 AM EST up reply actions
I'm sorry Big Bird but seriously man you're full of shit.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 12:07 AM EST up reply actions
I was honestly more a Mr Rodgers man
Wonderful World of Make Believe yo
by ItsComplicated on Feb 22, 2012 12:09 AM EST up reply actions
/Georgia Tech fan stands out of the way hoping the two Georgia fans knock each other out
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 22, 2012 12:08 AM EST up reply actions
Can it VanPelt or you're next
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 12:10 AM EST up reply actions
BRING IT!
RIVERSIDE (of Maryland) MOTHERFUCKA
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 22, 2012 12:11 AM EST up reply actions
Riverside?
More like Creekside retirement home. For bald people
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 12:12 AM EST up reply actions
Potomac, man
Just for that bald joke…Imma fight dirty
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 22, 2012 12:14 AM EST up reply actions
I have taken several drinks from the Potomac and survived. DO YOUR WORST
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 12:17 AM EST up reply actions
/Intense buildup
//Does “worst”
///Hurts myself
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 22, 2012 12:20 AM EST up reply actions
"If you drink any of that, I'm out of a job"
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
I used purification tablets but still.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 12:32 AM EST up reply actions
COOKIE?
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 21, 2012 11:59 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
favorite gif of all time
will rec EVERY.DAMN.TIME.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 22, 2012 12:00 AM EST up reply actions
HE JUST LOOKS SO HAPPY IT KILLS ME
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 22, 2012 12:00 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I gave my girlfriend a stuffed cookie monster for her birthday
we had been dating for maybe two weeks. As if Cookie Monster needed another special attachment to my heart.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 22, 2012 12:02 AM EST up reply actions
Taking all LSUfreek gifs out of consideration?
I like the Elmo moon gif better
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 22, 2012 12:02 AM EST up reply actions
Tangential:
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
by mnHorn on Feb 22, 2012 12:05 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I wanna save this and use it every time an ugly girl is posted here
by ItsComplicated on Feb 22, 2012 12:06 AM EST up reply actions
/Orsonthumbsup.jpg
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
by mnHorn on Feb 22, 2012 12:07 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Do I have a Beeker t-shirt? Yes, yes I do.
Did I wear it yesterday? Yes, yes I did.
I started at 221.6. I'm now 209.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 22, 2012 12:25 AM EST up reply actions
Børk børk børk!
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Redemption from your above thread stuff
Just pointing out how Elmo wasn’t around when I came through
by ItsComplicated on Feb 21, 2012 11:55 PM EST up reply actions
Elmo wouldn't get into purgatory anyway
you know something isn’t right about his backstory
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 22, 2012 12:29 AM EST up reply actions
1st graders did this.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 21, 2012 11:54 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
teacher gave half the class half of a well-known proverb, and the other half the end of it.
this is what the children came up with.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 21, 2012 11:54 PM EST up reply actions
or rather, had them complete the saying.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 21, 2012 11:56 PM EST up reply actions
Some of these are better than the original proverbs frankly
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 22, 2012 12:33 AM EST up reply actions
...
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
by darthbubba on Feb 21, 2012 11:56 PM EST up reply actions 11 recs
Didn't see a pic here
And I’m at home, so no work NFF to block it…
Maybe TWWL’s firewall is acting up?
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
i don't see a picture either.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 22, 2012 12:00 AM EST up reply actions
Let me try again then
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 22, 2012 12:01 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I thought you might have been trying to link this
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
Kids say the darndest things!
I thought the second to last one said “Im going to poop on you.” at first
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 21, 2012 11:57 PM EST up reply actions
Well peace out ya'll
I’m gonna be screwing around on the internet far far less for the forseeable future.
Go gata!
Best of luck.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Quite
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 22, 2012 12:34 AM EST up reply actions
This should be blue and green, like Kentucky bluegrass.
Why is it not?
Twitter for even more of my crap.
Now at 256. Headed for 215. This is to publicly shame me until I do it.
by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 22, 2012 9:32 AM EST up reply actions
General fucking principles, sir.
General fucking principles.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
/looks at AP poll and coaches' poll
STILL NUMBER ONE.
/dealwithit.gif
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Now at 256. Headed for 215. This is to publicly shame me until I do it.
by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 22, 2012 9:35 AM EST up reply actions
I have seen my (grad school) team ranked #1 on February 22nd before.
It’s indicative but not predictive.
And that goes double for college hockey whenever my mighty RedHawks have to play a team from Boston. Furk.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Being down 13 on the road THREE TIMES and coming back to win, OTOH?
That’s indicative and predictive of A GOOD FUCKING TEAM. They found another level in the second half of that game.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
Now at 256. Headed for 215. This is to publicly shame me until I do it.
by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 22, 2012 9:40 AM EST up reply actions
It's better than losing . . .
. . . but if your guys sleep-walk through a half the second weekend of the tournament (i.e., not against Mississippi State), you may not see them come all the way back.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
They won't try to take a half off in the tournament
because they know it’s survive and advance.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
Now at 256. Headed for 215. This is to publicly shame me until I do it.
by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 22, 2012 9:55 AM EST up reply actions
Nobody *tries* to take a half off in the tournament
But we’ve all seen talented teams who have fallen into that habit during the regular season come out flat in an early round game.
/ trollgazes at any Kansans in the room
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Don't forget that
Kentucky’s not likely to have anything approaching that hostile of a crowd in the tournament. They’ll play their first- and second-round games in Louisville, which will be Rupp Arena West, and after that the Big Blue Nation will show up wherever we need to.
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Now at 256. Headed for 215. This is to publicly shame me until I do it.
by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 22, 2012 9:59 AM EST up reply actions
Duke is projected to get a road game in Greensboro.
It’s an easy drive from campus, but the building will be overwhelmingly baby blue, and seemingly all neutrals everywhere root against Duke these days.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Very true
My hope is that the theoretical home court advantage we would have and hopefully being in the weakest region (and thus the weakest 2nd round opponent ) would help us overcome that
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 22, 2012 9:59 AM EST up reply actions
I just get sick at this point every night.
Why.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 22, 2012 12:03 AM EST reply actions
HELLBEAST IS POISONING YOU
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 22, 2012 12:03 AM EST up reply actions
Who'd have thunk that the busted tube of biscuits would turn out to be expired?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
He hasn't applied it liberally enough, I bet.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 22, 2012 12:04 AM EST up reply actions
Remember kids: What's the main ingredient that kills germs in hand gel?
That’s right, ALCOHOL.
So you need to apply it liberally to your insides as well, to kill those bad germs*.
- and brain cells
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
I badly wanted to go downtown tonight
But the nights I want to go downtown, everyone is busy
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 22, 2012 12:12 AM EST up reply actions
Are you "talkin DOWNTOWN"...or downtown?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 22, 2012 12:13 AM EST up reply actions
HE SHOOTS FROM WAYYYYY DOWNTOWN
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 12:13 AM EST up reply actions
Like bars
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 22, 2012 12:13 AM EST up reply actions
That was a Simpsons reference...not a very well known one though
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 22, 2012 12:14 AM EST up reply actions
OOOOh. Ok
I did miss it
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 22, 2012 12:14 AM EST up reply actions
which episode?
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 22, 2012 12:15 AM EST up reply actions
It was an episode that they had some fake show that was parodying "The View"
Where the black lady on there would always say “IM TALKIN DOWNTOWN” whenever she was talking about sex or penises and all the women would laugh
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 22, 2012 12:16 AM EST up reply actions
oh yeah that one.
I can hear the voice in my head now.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 22, 2012 12:17 AM EST up reply actions
your sig is the most bland thing ever.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 22, 2012 12:13 AM EST up reply actions
It does sum up his worldview nicely, no?
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
the background advertisement--
julio jones and cam newton?
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 22, 2012 12:11 AM EST reply actions
I use Adblock Plus and what is this?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
It's dark out
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 22, 2012 12:17 AM EST up reply actions
thank God we can rely on you for reasonable analysis and self control.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 22, 2012 12:17 AM EST up reply actions
I've just had a really shitty day
I need Doctor Who to cheer me up.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 22, 2012 12:19 AM EST up reply actions
will this cheer you up?
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 22, 2012 12:24 AM EST up reply actions
Is his head attached to her bust?
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
Wouldn't yours be?
I started at 221.6. I'm now 209.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 22, 2012 12:30 AM EST up reply actions
A man of leisure, are you?
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
When does Season 7 start up?
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Not for almost a year.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 22, 2012 1:01 AM EST up reply actions
Really?
A year and a half off between them? Damn.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Charlie Weis is fat.
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 22, 2012 12:18 AM EST up reply actions
sometimes the moon likes like a C, but you can't eat it.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 22, 2012 12:19 AM EST up reply actions
Title.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
You.
You were correct that the New York Post would be calling for Carmelo to be traded within a day.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
It's New York media
It’s more concerning they didn’t already say this a week ago and talk about the Ewing theory.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 22, 2012 12:20 AM EST up reply actions
That would involve giving credit to that Boston bastard Simmons and they'll have none of that.
Oh, who am I kidding, they’ll claim they came up with the idea themselves.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Ummmm Carmelo makes like 20 million a year and Im guessing he has a no trade clause
Hes staying
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by The Assman 1 on Feb 22, 2012 12:22 AM EST up reply actions
The best part is that they say the Knicks should trade him for Pau Gasol.
Which, considering they already have an elite power forward in Amar"e" Stoudemire and a damn good center in Tyson Chandler, makes not a bit of sense.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
No one knows if he has a no trade clause
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 22, 2012 12:25 AM EST up reply actions
Note to self:
When your daughter brings you a book that’s wet, find out how it got wet BEFORE wiping it off with the tail of your shirt, because it has been dropped in the toilet, obviously.
I started at 221.6. I'm now 209.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast
unrelated
but how’s the article?
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 22, 2012 12:38 AM EST up reply actions
One month until my defense
After that, I’ll revise for publication. I will also write a 2nd version for the other, non-Japan focused journal that looks at more of the process.
I started at 221.6. I'm now 209.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 22, 2012 12:42 AM EST up reply actions
keep us updated, and I'll keep my fingers crossed for you!
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 22, 2012 12:43 AM EST up reply actions
Oh, I definitely will.
One of the profs on my committee offered to write a recommendation to the preeminent journal on Japanese studies for me. I haz a happee.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 22, 2012 12:44 AM EST up reply actions
congrats!
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 22, 2012 12:46 AM EST up reply actions
He took my kidneys Raylan, not my dick!
Your kidneys are for pissing.
You mean I have four kidneys?
Favorite quote exchange so far still.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 12:39 AM EST reply actions
I suppose I need to start watching this show.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 22, 2012 12:40 AM EST up reply actions
Watching the first two seasons, while not necessary, is recommended.
I’d really recommend at least catching up to all of Season 3 though.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 12:48 AM EST up reply actions
I'm probably going to start from season one.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 22, 2012 12:48 AM EST up reply actions
No
After tonight, and all the callbacks, you need to watch the first two seasons first. The show is becoming more heavily serialized now.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 22, 2012 1:02 AM EST up reply actions
I agree it's getting more serialized, but he won't be totally lost if he only watches season 3.
That said, I still recommend starting from Season 1, but it’s not fully necessary yet.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 1:04 AM EST up reply actions
DEAR GOD LET THIS BE REAL
And no, I don’t apologize for the caps.
http://gizmodo.com/5887152/googles-mystery-hud-glasses-could-be-on-sale-by-the-holidays
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
holy shit.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 22, 2012 12:46 AM EST up reply actions
RIGHT!?!?!
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 22, 2012 12:46 AM EST up reply actions
if I could get them in my style, I'd be all about that
not to sound like a snob
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 22, 2012 12:48 AM EST up reply actions
/starts to shop for plane tickets to see the lady
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 22, 2012 12:54 AM EST reply actions
what's one more beer?
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 22, 2012 1:05 AM EST reply actions
One less than two more.
Good night, ladies and gentlemen.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
herro?
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 22, 2012 1:12 AM EST up reply actions
Test for Echo?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 1:12 AM EST up reply actions
senior night against ?? then to Weber: The re-[REDACTED]ening, finally at Penn Schtate
7-0 to close is possible but I’ll believe it when I see it
Best line from last night
“I seem to have forgotten my knife.”
flashes gun
THEY LIKE MARIJUANA TO SMOKE AND ALTER THEIR MINDSET AND THINGS. -Dr. Norris Camacho
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 22, 2012 9:58 AM EST reply actions
You always want to be the guy
who brings a gun to a knife fight.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
Now at 256. Headed for 215. This is to publicly shame me until I do it.
by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 22, 2012 9:59 AM EST up reply actions
No. C'mon now
You took crim law, you know that’s not true
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 22, 2012 10:03 AM EST up reply actions
Yes, but I'm on Louisville's campus.
So there’s a self-preservation instinct in there as well.
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Now at 256. Headed for 215. This is to publicly shame me until I do it.
by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 22, 2012 10:04 AM EST up reply actions
I thought "It's opposite day" was pretty good myself.
Also seeing something horrify Wynn Duffy
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 22, 2012 12:34 PM EST up reply actions
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