TEXAS A&M REMINDS YOU THAT YOU KNOW BUT DO NOT UNDERSTAND
by Spencer Hall on Feb 20, 2012 2:10 PM EST
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PrintSince we have the powerful expertise of exactly one visit to College Station, we can say for certain to SEC fans that you have no understanding of what you are inviting into the league. We mean this for good and for bad. You have no idea how nice the people are, especially the students who will all but carry you to your car when you get lost. You may not know how good the sausage and brisket is, either, but in due time you and your cardiologist will discover this fact together. The gameday ceremonies, cheers, and environs are like nothing else you will see in college football.
The gameday ceremonies, cheers, and environs are also like nothing else you will see in college football, a gentle way of saying the new relations are deeply and unapologetically weird. You "knew" that when they were invited, but "knowing" and "understanding" are two entirely different concepts.
To wit: the Aggies do not have female cheerleaders. This is not especially strange; go to a game, and it slides off the surface of the brain in a few seconds. Dudes. Making weird hand gestures. Cool. Recalibrations made. What is genuinely strange is caring a LOT about keeping it that way, and then suggesting you would actually bring a newspaper to the game.
Jon Johnson, a horse doctor and graduate of A&M's veterinary school, was asked what he would do if the dance team began performing at Kyle. "I'll bring a newspaper," he said.
"Just like he does during sex," sobbed Mrs. Johnson. The newspaper for Dr. Johnson in this and every other protest scenario would be a horse newspaper. You know: horse sports, horse wedding announcements, horse gossip, horse crosswords. The answer to every line: "HORSE." Horse crosswords are baffling to horses both because they cannot write without thumbs, but also because horses are not very smart animals. The movie reviews are pretty simple: "WAR HORSE: FIVE STARS, BEST MOVIE EVER MADE. ATONEMENT: ZERO STARS, WOULD NOT RECOMMEND NOT EVEN TO SHEEP, THOSE STUPID BAAHHING SHEEP."
The point is that they're ours now, and they're weird. Sure, there is a large portion of the Aggie populace that would be fine with having female cheerleaders in a dance squad perform at games. And yes, the SEC has its share of strange fanbases, some of them who at this moment are busy filing a lawsuit against the sky for being one or many of a rival's color at any point in the day.* The Aggies, however, are also debating having female cheerleaders at football games for the first time in this, the year 2012. These are the new cousins. They'll be staying in the guest room for the rest of your lives. Get used to it, and take what you must from the liquor cabinet to aid the process.
*Alabama fans.
(Via.)
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What Mrs. Johnson doesn't know is that Dr. Johnson doesn't read the newspaper while fucking his sheep.
Because Aggies are sheep fuckers you see.
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Being polite, are we?
Y’all just invited North Korea to join NATO, and the results should be hilarious until all of us innocent bystanders are obliterated by a nuclear test accident.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
ALL THE FENNEL SEEDS STUCK IN ALL THE TEETH
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 20, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions
/looking at you mizzou...
Hyperbole is the greatest thing.
by Sasquatch Love on Feb 20, 2012 2:54 PM EST up reply actions
Yup
Hyperbole is the greatest thing.
by Sasquatch Love on Feb 20, 2012 2:51 PM EST up reply actions 8 recs
RECS FOR ALL
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Feb 20, 2012 6:47 PM EST up reply actions
eh.. why not
Hyperbole is the greatest thing.
by Sasquatch Love on Feb 21, 2012 8:46 AM EST up reply actions
Did you just compare the SEC to NATO?
Or am I very confused
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 20, 2012 3:29 PM EST up reply actions
Better in a gruff "Jon, Son of Jon" voice.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 20, 2012 2:22 PM EST up reply actions
Dear internet Gods, give me a video of an Aggie chasing a Bammer with a sword this fall.
Please and thank you.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Feb 20, 2012 2:16 PM EST reply actions
What?
Why am I just now hearing about this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0vsZHlEzx8
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 20, 2012 3:32 PM EST up reply actions
I think this post would be remiss without this image
"Death is but a doorway, time is but a window, I'll be back."
-Vigo the Carpathian
by ConfusingJazz on Feb 20, 2012 2:21 PM EST reply actions 6 recs
If your Whooping With Wood longer than four hours, consult a physician.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Feb 20, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions 12 recs
*lasts longer than four hours, that is.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Feb 20, 2012 2:28 PM EST up reply actions
Most people get innoculated against Whooping before starting grade school.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 20, 2012 2:29 PM EST up reply actions
Green!
Now go whoop some wood.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 20, 2012 3:09 PM EST up reply actions
fine. I'll bite
why the hell is he barefoot with his britches rolled up?
by haveagreatday on Feb 20, 2012 4:31 PM EST up reply actions
From the outside you wouldn't understand it
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 20, 2012 4:39 PM EST up reply actions
And from the inside you can't explain it.
LULZ
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Feb 20, 2012 4:40 PM EST up reply actions
Here's the deal...
It involves homoerotic splashing around in a fountain after the game. Are you glad you asked? CURIOSITY KILLED THE HAVEAGREATDAY.
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Feb 20, 2012 5:16 PM EST up reply actions
Probably something weird and regional.
Like when you called that guy’s jeans britches.
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. - F. Scott Fitzgerald
by videoartistknoxharrington on Feb 20, 2012 6:33 PM EST up reply actions
For those not familiar with College Station, there is no place on campus with the view depicted in that picture
So the fact that J Wood decided to photoshop all those elements—water tower, burn stack, big building, and smallish fountain—in his campaign literature is a terrible comment on either Mr. Wood, College Station, Texas A&M or all three. That place is desolate, but it does have a golf course on it’s front lawn. So that’s something.
Looking forward to the revelation of Jordan Jefferson's Wonderlich "score"
by Slum C on Feb 20, 2012 4:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Good Lord
This must be the most unironic fanbase ever.
I think even Liberty or BYU students would cringe at that slogan.
"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there." -- Captain Ron
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 20, 2012 6:12 PM EST up reply actions
If by weird you mean.....
a para-military segment of fans, a mass of white people lock-stepped in a cheer/taunt, FIRES!!!!, drunken tomfoolery, and a huge fucking chip on their shoulder against the rest of the country? Hell, I think they are going to fit in better than some of the current members.
by Chichen Ietzsche on Feb 20, 2012 2:22 PM EST via mobile reply actions 9 recs
Is it past 90 days yet?
Or can we still return them? I think I have the receipt around somewhere. At the least, can we swap them with Oklahoma State or something?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 20, 2012 2:23 PM EST reply actions
Nope
LSU needs a natural rival.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 20, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions
You could have just added Tulane back again.
Or LA Tech.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 20, 2012 2:25 PM EST up reply actions
Tulane is already stealing Aggie commits...
"We are who we are. People say what they say. The outcome is the outcome. We are proud of ourselves." -DeLoss Dodds 9/21/2011
If they build a good on-campus stadium, I'd be fine with bringing them back
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 20, 2012 2:31 PM EST up reply actions
They're doing that right now!
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Like Boston College, amirite?
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 20, 2012 2:51 PM EST up reply actions
Boston College's natural rival is empathy.
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 20, 2012 2:52 PM EST up reply actions
Not Holy Cross?
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 20, 2012 2:53 PM EST up reply actions
SPEAK NOT ITS NAME.
YOU WILL ATTRACT THE GRANTLAND.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 20, 2012 2:54 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
SILENCE. You will like the NBA, ACS!
JeremyLinJeremyLinJeremyLinJeremyLinJeremyLinJeremyLinJeremyLinJeremyLinJeremyLinJeremyLinJeremyLinJeremyLinJeremyLinJeremyLinJeremyLinJeremyLinJeremyLinJeremyLinJeremyLinJeremyLinJeremyLin
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
Not to fear.
They interviewed Tim Tebow about Jeremy Lin.
Shorter version: Tebow thinks Lin is carrying him self very well and he’s proud of him. No, he’s never met him personally, but TEBOWLIN.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
If they were ever in the same room at the same time
the interviewer would try to say both names at once and ESPN as a whole would self-destruct.
Go gata!
Admittedly, between the NBA and current sitcoms
Grantland’s coverage of scripted entertainment is second to none.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 20, 2012 3:30 PM EST up reply actions 24 recs
WAR IS PEACE, FREEDOM IS SLAVERY, IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
THE NBA IS BETTER THAN COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 20, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions
FAHK YOU.
OWAH GRUES ARE GRUE-IER THAN YOAH GRUES.
MAJAH GRUE MAHKETS.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 20, 2012 3:00 PM EST up reply actions
So you're saying I shouldn't talk about
Larry Bird?
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Feb 20, 2012 2:56 PM EST up reply actions
Are you trying to say Ryan Reynolds is a movie star?
JUST BECAUSE YOU STAR IN MOVIES DOES NOT MAKE YOU A MOVIE STAR
Writer/Analyst/Head Chef
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Feb 20, 2012 2:57 PM EST up reply actions
That was such a stupid, pointless article
Looking forward to the revelation of Jordan Jefferson's Wonderlich "score"
by Slum C on Feb 20, 2012 4:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
BC's natural rival . . .
. . . is a fifteen-pound dog.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Wofford.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 20, 2012 2:57 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Tough-looking dog for a non-football school
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 20, 2012 3:06 PM EST up reply actions
Dog on skates
It’ll knock your ass over on the forecheck.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I thought hate is the opposite of indifference.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 20, 2012 2:58 PM EST up reply actions
Empathy? What does Orlando have to do with anything?
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.
WVU, They both tend to destroy things
and are not allowed to have nice things
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 20, 2012 3:35 PM EST up reply actions
MDWM!
Y’all done had your chance and took Missouri.
Now, LIVE WITH IT!
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 20, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions
Hey, I advocated for WVU
Not that anyone was listening or anything
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 20, 2012 3:43 PM EST up reply actions
Thank you for that....
And I just loved the way SEC schools were all horror-stricken at having to associate their academics with ours.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 20, 2012 3:48 PM EST up reply actions
I think the general consensus at ATVS was that you would be the best fit
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
And the B1G was horror-stricken at having to associate their academics with Mizzou.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 20, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions
But Missouri's a better school than Nebraska!
Just ask Cheryl Crow and Don Draper!
by Albino Tornado on Feb 20, 2012 3:55 PM EST up reply actions
But Missouri is really more of a Big Ten school than a Big XII school.
(haughty sniff)
Google's homepage celebrates too much shit.
Still not sure exactly why
Schools whose profs spend more time writing and performing research are better than those where the profs actually… teach classes.
/had mostly PhDs at WVU
//even for undergrad classes
"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there." -- Captain Ron
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 20, 2012 6:15 PM EST up reply actions
Follow the money-
research brings in grants, which brings in cool equipment and such, which brings prestige, which makes administrators’ salaries bigger, etc.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Says the guy who went the small liberal arts college route.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I'm not agreeing with the process, just giving the explanation
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
(and you're right, BTW, about at least one of my reasons for my choice)
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Understood and agreed.
(Says the guy currently shopping primarily LACs for the older kid.)
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
First you get the sugar.
Then you get the money.
Then you get the power.
Then you get the women.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 20, 2012 6:24 PM EST up reply actions
Judging by our special teams
we have a strict no returns policy.
(Offer does not apply to Jordan Shipley)
Free at last!
Did you not read the sign?
It said, and I quote verbatim, “HAHA SUCKERS THEY’RE ALL YOURS LOL NO TAKEBACKS”
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The Dance Team Will Win
with flying colors …
by jagvocate on Feb 20, 2012 2:24 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
Dibs on the right
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Feb 20, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions
NO..I CALLED HER FIRST
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 20, 2012 2:28 PM EST up reply actions
I saw a couple of guy cheerleaders JUST LIKE THESE
in downtown ATL
are these real bloggers' posts?
by BoKno on Feb 20, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Right, I was about to point out Fearless Leader missed a semantic point
The Aggies, however, are also debating having female cheerleaders
No, they aren’t! Cheerleaders are what every other school has, YELL LEADERS ARE WHAT MAKES ATM SPECIAL and that squad with the gals on it is the Dance Team. COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THINGS
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 20, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions
actually per the article and all the aggie people are actually talking about cheerleader being female and a separate entity from the dance squad.
of course these are the alums too. so what do they know?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 20, 2012 2:32 PM EST up reply actions
Huh
What am I missing? I see the article reference the dance team making a move across the railroad tracks, and Crow talks about “start a new tradition with the dance team.”
HOWEVA a new, separate cheer squad would doubtlessly spur a fresh storm of outrage.
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 20, 2012 2:45 PM EST up reply actions
I think it's that
there’s a female running to join the yell team.
by RicardoMontalban on Feb 20, 2012 2:49 PM EST up reply actions
Aha, gotcha
Misread Chloe’s comment, not the article.
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 20, 2012 2:52 PM EST up reply actions
What's worse...
You should have seen the outrage when there was a gasp black yell leader elected a few years ago.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 20, 2012 3:30 PM EST up reply actions
PAWWWLL AH AINT NO RACIST, BUT...
[redacted]
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 20, 2012 3:30 PM EST up reply actions
[Guy just on Finebaum'd]
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 20, 2012 3:33 PM EST up reply actions
THE YELL LEADER'S A...
(GASP!)
“Scuse me while I whoop this out!”
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 20, 2012 3:36 PM EST up reply actions 18 recs
I'd personally like to extend to her this laurel and hardy handshake.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 20, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Son, you're on your own
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those that understand binary and those that don't.
by Old Coder on Feb 20, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
***FART NOISE***
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
by mnHorn on Feb 20, 2012 3:49 PM EST up reply actions 11 recs
And a Blazing Saddles rec for you...and a Blazing Saddles rec for you too...
and oh look! It’s a Blazing Saddles autorec for all y’all
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
by darthbubba on Feb 20, 2012 3:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Already Green, but still criminally under-rec'd
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Feb 20, 2012 4:01 PM EST up reply actions
who in their right mind shears their girlfriend before making love to them?
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
[ Brazilian wax jokes left as an exercise for the reader ]
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Fortunately, Mrs MtnEer takes care of all that waxing without me knowing about it....
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 20, 2012 5:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I am black and you are white
You are blind as a bat while I have sight.
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
by Tuco on Feb 20, 2012 4:08 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I got CHUNKS of guys like you in my stool
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
by Yail Bloor on Feb 20, 2012 4:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh Phil Hartman, i do miss you.
“MOVE ON BABY I’M A COAT RACK!”
Google's homepage celebrates too much shit.
by meatybob on Feb 20, 2012 4:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Just put a bag over her head and go about your business!
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 20, 2012 4:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
NEXT ISSUE
- Rita Hayworth or Ava Gardner, who would you rather nail? I disqualify myself, because I’ve done them both.
Writer/Analyst/Head Chef
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Feb 20, 2012 4:11 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Easy, baby! And what's with the sneering crap? Don't do that to the people, they want to like you!
Writer/Analyst/Head Chef
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Feb 20, 2012 4:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
And what's with this devil worship crap?
Don’t think the big man upstairs isn’t keeping score.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 20, 2012 4:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I don't understand the question
II’ll tell you what you better understand! Next time you see Old Glory riding up that pole, you better sing that anthem, darling! You’re lucky you’re a chick, or you’d be nothing but a stain on the road and a crewcut. Our founding fathers went to the mat for you, baby!
Writer/Analyst/Head Chef
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Feb 20, 2012 4:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
A slew of Hartman auto-recs
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 20, 2012 4:22 PM EST up reply actions
Oh? Well then stay off of this stuff...
/willneverstayoffthisstuff
Writer/Analyst/Head Chef
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Feb 20, 2012 4:24 PM EST up reply actions
I had these 2 dames, back innnn '58
Woulda been a foursome but Don Rickles was late…
Writer/Analyst/Head Chef
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Feb 20, 2012 4:31 PM EST up reply actions
Win what, Miss Tranny Texas 2012?
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EDSBS Censor Librorum Promulgatio Media
If by weird you mean.....
a para-military segment of fans, a mass of white people lock-stepped in a cheer/taunt, FIRES!!!!, drunken tomfoolery, and a huge fucking chip on their shoulder against the rest of the country? Hell, I think they are going to fit in better than some of the current members.
by Chichen Ietzsche on Feb 20, 2012 2:27 PM EST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
One more time?
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Feb 20, 2012 2:29 PM EST up reply actions
with feeling.
Donate to my Movember-- I poorly grow, so support my Mo'.
http://www.movember.com/m/22481
by jokastrength on Feb 20, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions
COUNT I
PAWWWWWLLL THE SKY’S THEM BARNER COLORS AT SUNSET, PAWWWLLLL, AND ERRYBODY KNOWS THAT THE BAHR DONE CREATED THE SKY TO BE CRIMSON. I SEENT IT MAHSELF, PAWWWLLL, AND I DON’T CARE IF THAT DOCTOR FELLER SAYS THAT’S JUST FROM THE PAINT CHIPS WHAT’S IN MY DIET HE’S JUST A HATER WITH HIS BOOKLEARNING, PAWWWLLLLL, AND IT DONE CAUSED ME EMOTIONAL DRES…DURES…DIST….IT WEREN’T VERY CHRISTIAN, PAWWWLLLL.
IMMA HANG UP AND MOVE ON TO COUNT II.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 20, 2012 2:29 PM EST reply actions 21 recs
HEY YOU COULD SEE THE RED SKY IN LUBBOCK PAWL I'M A HANG UP AND LISSEN
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 20, 2012 2:31 PM EST up reply actions
JUST AS PURTY AS WHUT THEY GOT OVER IN PAR-EEEE
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 20, 2012 2:32 PM EST up reply actions
AND A HELL OF A LOT BETTER THAN THAT PLACE WITH THE UNNECESSARY H
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 20, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Has anyone on here ever called Finebaum, and only said "Imma hang up an lissen" with nothing else?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 20, 2012 2:32 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
Would pay elevenbillionaty dollars for EDSBS commenters to hijack Finebaum and do this
Don't give up, don't ever give up ~ Jim Valvano
by AParker on Feb 20, 2012 2:35 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
/OccupyPAWWWWLL
Writer/Analyst/Head Chef
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Feb 20, 2012 2:44 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
99% of the listeners don't hang up and lissen
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 20, 2012 2:45 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Wish I could rec this twice.
Once for “Imma hang up and move on to Count II.” And once more for “it weren’t very Christian.”
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Was this an actual Finebaum call?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 20, 2012 3:26 PM EST up reply actions
That's just something said all the time in the South.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Actually once heard a Bama fan outside an Auburn store telling his son Jesus hated Aubies cause he bled crimson red.
Somehow that’s different from the old hymn, “look! there is flowing a crimson tide, whiter than snow you may be today”
/hasmomentaryimageofBamafansinsertingRTRintohymn
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
AH DUN GREEN'D THAT FOR THE BAHR! HE LIKED HIM SOME GREEN, RIGHT?
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 20, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions
he's stockpiling recs he doesn't need just so other comments can't have them
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
by Yail Bloor on Feb 20, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions 13 recs
Annnd... Thassa Rec!
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 20, 2012 3:29 PM EST up reply actions
"Call your mama
I sure wish I could call mine"
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 20, 2012 3:41 PM EST up reply actions
As a loyal son of the Golden Dome, you should know...
I likes green, because money be green.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 20, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions
Went to A&M for grad school
VERY weird school! Whatever you do, if you go on campus, do not walk on the grass. You will get yelled at by the guys in uniform.
Some good looking women there though.
I'm trying to think of a Texas school that isn't stocked with talent
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 20, 2012 2:32 PM EST up reply actions
(Perhaps I should specify state school)
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 20, 2012 2:46 PM EST up reply actions
UH has plenty of talent, but
they don’t hang around campus. They have to go to their part-time jobs of hot bartender/hot waitress/stripper. In fact all UH students must work at least 20 hrs a week. It’s a little known codicil in the school’s charter.
Looking forward to the revelation of Jordan Jefferson's Wonderlich "score"
wait...i've seen UH students...I wouldn't necessarily describe them as hot anything
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 20, 2012 4:36 PM EST up reply actions
Okay; UTD.
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THAT GRASS IS A DAMN MEMORIAL GET OFF IT YOU 2 PERCENTER
/removes grass for artificial turf
//removes turf for grass
///gets bat shit all over grass
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 20, 2012 2:32 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
They're Aggies
What do you expect?
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Feb 20, 2012 2:37 PM EST up reply actions
To which I would just pull out my ID card, show it to them
and say “that’s ‘please do not walk on the grass, SIR’” just to piss them off even more.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 20, 2012 4:06 PM EST up reply actions 17 recs
That would be AMAZING.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
They're gonna go apeshit over Les Miles
http://collegefanatics.com/boards/
Some days, it seems like there isn't enough coffee.
Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
by jadams4148 on Feb 20, 2012 6:21 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Sorry for the repost, but things had slowed down on the CI by the time I posted it:
The real concern in Aggieland with letting women join the club is that they’ll have to wear alternative uniforms three times per season to accomodate the…
Yell BLEEDERS.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
by mnHorn on Feb 20, 2012 2:37 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
See, this is a new one on me
Not a surprise, to be sure, but certainly one I hadn’t heard before.
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 20, 2012 2:47 PM EST up reply actions
Hmmm, I post this not because it equates to what you are saying, only that
Don't give up, don't ever give up ~ Jim Valvano
by AParker on Feb 20, 2012 2:50 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
fix'd
The real concern in Aggieland with letting women join the club is that they’ll have to wear alternative uniforms three times per season to accomodate the…Yell BLEEDERS. are the yell leaders.
Aww great
some of them who at this moment are busy filing a lawsuit against the sky for being one or many of a rival’s color at any point in the day.
Now Auburn will claim that the sky is one of their mascots…
WAR PLAINS SKY TIGER EAGLE BAG MEN PAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWL!
His name was Nick Bloomfield.
Also Not You
by The Commenter Formerly Known as Not You on Feb 20, 2012 2:47 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
/eagle grease files motion to intervene
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 20, 2012 2:49 PM EST up reply actions
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Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 20, 2012 3:06 PM EST up reply actions 48 recs
And green
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 20, 2012 3:08 PM EST up reply actions
I am just pleased to be mentioned in this comment.
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And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Feb 20, 2012 3:11 PM EST up reply actions
.
Aggie: Doc Johnson, what’s your favorite variation of basketball?
Johnson: Around the World!
Aggie: What? Really?
Johnson: Just kidding. It’s Horse.
"You have to remember, basketball to the University of Miami is like football to the University of Kansas." - Kim English
Tangent time
what did people call the b-ball game where one person takes a shot after a person in front of them and eliminates them if they make it first?
I’ve heard “Gotcha”, “Knockout”, and “Lightning”
Northwest Georgia was “Gotcha” country.
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Feb 20, 2012 2:59 PM EST up reply actions
Always played it as Gotcha, but I was in Cobb.
Not sure if that’s true NW GA or if you mean non-Atlanta suburb NW GA.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 20, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions
Geographically Cobb is certainly NW Georgia
culturally, it’s a lot different than the rural part of Floyd County I grew up in. Glad you were a “gotcha” man
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Feb 20, 2012 3:49 PM EST up reply actions
That's why I qualified it.
I’d say Cartersville/Adairsville/White would be the southeastern border culturally, but even that area is getting watered down by Cobb and Cherokee creep.
Hell, when I moved to Acworth/Kennesaw in 2000, even West Cobb was half as dense as it is now.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 20, 2012 3:56 PM EST up reply actions
Yea, Bartow county is predominantly more similar to what I grew up with, but as you said Cartersville is quickly becoming Marrietta North
most of my friends at UGA were from Cobb/North Fulton, for all the shit I gave them, they were all great folks.
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Feb 20, 2012 3:59 PM EST up reply actions
We all give the people in East Cobb/Roswell/Alpharetta and Gwinnett too grief as much as we can.
It’s crazy how quick you can get from places like that to Paulding/Bartow. And while even West/North Cobb is starting to fall victim to the assimilation, there are pockets that are Bartow-esque. Especially near the border on Allatoona.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 20, 2012 4:03 PM EST up reply actions
I saw an Ernie Irvin NASCAR jacket in Acworth
It’s more Paulding/Bartow than Cobb
by ItsComplicated on Feb 20, 2012 6:08 PM EST up reply actions
As someone with family there*
I concur with this statement.
* (well, with an Acworth address, though actually in Bartow)
Established football aliens since 1885.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Feb 20, 2012 6:31 PM EST up reply actions
There are parts, but Acworth is slowly getting assimilated.
I think part of Acworth’s resistance near the lake comes from the Army Corps of Engineers not allowing new development on Corps waterfront property. So the older construction/people pretty much stay. But more and more of 41 is becoming Marietta.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 20, 2012 6:51 PM EST up reply actions
Cartersville as Marrietta North
Things that will get you stared at by folks living in Marietta
by ItsComplicated on Feb 20, 2012 6:07 PM EST up reply actions
My Minnesota friends call it lightning
I call it knockout
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Feb 20, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions
Knockout in suburban Chicago
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly
has this been posted yet?
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 20, 2012 3:11 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
It was in the CI
and it is indeed truly magical.
Established football aliens since 1885.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Feb 20, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions
I still prefer this one
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 20, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions
that was from 2011 you know that right?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 20, 2012 3:45 PM EST up reply actions
When Les Miles traveled in time to 2011 you mean
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 20, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions
Oddly enough, Jordan Jefferson actually got to ride in that float
I hope the four children in Bama clothing who suffered head trauma due to being hit with beads recover.
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
that implies that he was aiming at them
in which case they might as well have been at home in their dear mama’s arms which is also equally misleading since Bammers don’t have mamas.
by haveagreatday on Feb 20, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions
He usually just flips it to the people wearing 'Bama colors.
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room." - President Merkin Muffley
by I_Call_The_Big_One_Bitey on Feb 20, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions
I'm enjoying my day off...
Lunch today was a double slice with sausage, mushrooms, and black olives, and a draft Dogfish Head Namaste!
The beer absolutely rocks, high grav with a wine-like taste. If you can find it, try it. You will not be disappointed.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
Namaste is fantastic
except I wound up paying $16 for two goblets at some fool-ass sports bar and I haven’t seen it anywhere else.
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
By the way
All day 2-for-1s at Sully’s got the best of me yesterday
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Feb 20, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions
Getting old sucks.
Tied one on Friday night with 2 pick-a-sixers. Started at 4pm. Hungover by 11pm.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 20, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions
No hangover sucks like an evening hangover.
I’m reminded of the last time I was out on the Chattahoochee last summer. The morning/early afternoon was great. The evening, not so much (rather nasty sunburn didn’t help matters, either).
Established football aliens since 1885.
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by The Missing T on Feb 20, 2012 4:15 PM EST up reply actions
The afternoon hangover is equally as awful
except for the fact you have time to recover before starting again at night.
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
Still not as bad as the stuck on 5 hour plane ride hangover.....
Regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
Damn...now the San Francisco Giants are advertising on EDSBS
I liked EDSBS better before MLB knew what it was
Punting is winning.
"Any time we look at an issue of this nature, our response is always going to be... and would it infringe upon our traditions or our uniqueness,"
Said A&Ms VP for marketing.
Texas A&M is unique?
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
There's no one else on earth quite like the corps at A&M
Well, almost no one.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Feb 20, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I just watched this
I give you a wreck. For finding the bestest reason ever why YouTub was created.
Don't give up, don't ever give up ~ Jim Valvano
Only now...
do I find this song remotely tolerable.
by AgAstraPerAspera on Feb 20, 2012 4:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I think I wet myself giggling.
That video is up there with the Filipino jailhouse Thriller performance
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.
Finebaum is not good so far today...
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 20, 2012 3:24 PM EST reply actions
the SEC has its share of strange fanbases, some of them who at this moment are busy filing a lawsuit against the sky for being one or many of a rival's color at any point in the day.*(Alabama fans)
When did we (Kentucky) become Alabama’s rival?
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
Oh, my...
Just saw on KBTX.com that there is a female running for yell leader this year. Personally I see this as strange to me. I’m all for gender equality and all that, but to me it seems like there are still some things that are gender specific… this being one of them. Not to compare the 2 things, but I doubt you will EVER see a male server at HOOTERS..
Go easy on us Spencer, our fan base is fully capable of embarrassing itself without any help.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Feb 20, 2012 3:26 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
"and all that" = "all that shit I just said I am all for, I am not for it at all"
by haveagreatday on Feb 20, 2012 3:29 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"Not to compare the 2 things" = "I think the 2 things are exactly the fucking same"
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
"No offense, but" = "Imma go ahead and knowingly offend you "
My anti-drug is football, because sometimes it is a better hallucinogen than anything you can get at Burning Man. - Spencer Hall 9/28/11
by car.full.of.midgets on Feb 20, 2012 3:37 PM EST up reply actions
"I'm sorry if anything I said might of offended anyone sensitive."
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
"I hate to say it, but (shit I frequently find ways to shoehorn into conversations)"
My anti-drug is football, because sometimes it is a better hallucinogen than anything you can get at Burning Man. - Spencer Hall 9/28/11
by car.full.of.midgets on Feb 20, 2012 3:41 PM EST up reply actions
I hate to brag but [boastful statement I've been looking for an excuse to say for hours]
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
by Yail Bloor on Feb 20, 2012 3:43 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
"I'm all for ____ equality" == "Don't get me wrong, some of my best friends are _____"
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
So...Texas A&M football is a Hooters?
I’m confused.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 20, 2012 3:32 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
No ACS don't believe them....
I’ve seem A&M on the TV several times and it’s nothing like a Hooters.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 20, 2012 3:33 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
i guess...
in a way, they both leave you dissatisfied at the end.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
"Bicycle is new poverty mule. " - Spencer Prokhorov
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 20, 2012 3:34 PM EST up reply actions 9 recs
No.
At Hooters you get more than half a wing.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 20, 2012 3:34 PM EST up reply actions 8 recs
Well its good in theory
but most of the time just disappointing. Sounds pretty much like Aggie football.
by slegg2008 on Feb 20, 2012 3:34 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The wings start off promising but somewhere in the middle of your visit you realize everything is shit.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 20, 2012 3:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
No...you are thinking about applebees
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 20, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions
Actually they arent so bad. Just wash them down with a lot of beer.
Of course, everything else in the place is just awful.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 20, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions
Every Hooters I've been to has had pathetically dry wings.
And the wings aren’t even hot.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 20, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions
Don't think the food is the focus there
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 20, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions
Of course not...
There high def TVs are awesome!
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 20, 2012 3:41 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Well the ladies working there are 50-footers at best. Usually worse; maybe I'm just not into that look.
Really not much to go to Hooter’s for period. They’re also more expensive than they should be.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 20, 2012 3:43 PM EST up reply actions
Extra sauce on the side does the trick, every time....
The oysters, at places that had them, were pretty good too.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 20, 2012 3:41 PM EST up reply actions
I think the one by school has a sign for oysters, but oysters from Hooters worries me.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 20, 2012 3:43 PM EST up reply actions
worries is an understatement
that’s shrimp from taco bell level paranoia
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
I have never acquired a case of food poisoning from eating at Hooters....
And no, no STDs either.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 20, 2012 3:51 PM EST up reply actions
At least with Fugu, you know the chef had SOME training
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
It's long been my contention that the second worst thing about that place, after the food of course,
is the clientele it attracts.
Exhibit A: My fiancee, who worked a couple of summers during undergrad at the one in her hometown, once had a customer offer to purchase the drawers she was wearing. Her manager’s response? “Well, you’ve only got an hour of your shift left, so it’s not like you’d go without them for long.”
Exhibit B: I once saw Jon Gruden in eating and talking loudly in one.
My anti-drug is football, because sometimes it is a better hallucinogen than anything you can get at Burning Man. - Spencer Hall 9/28/11
by car.full.of.midgets on Feb 20, 2012 4:01 PM EST up reply actions
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING JAWS
THIS WAITRESS HAS GOT SOME MASSIVE FAKE TITTIES, THAT’S WHAT I CALLED THE TITINATOR. THAT’S WHAT IT TAKES TO SUCCESS IN THE NATIONAL. FAKE TITTY. LEAGUE
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
by Yail Bloor on Feb 20, 2012 4:03 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Jon Gruden: "What has two thumbs and loves Hooters?"
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
No one?
I am disappoint.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
THIS GUY!
I was gonna let someone else have a try…
My anti-drug is football, because sometimes it is a better hallucinogen than anything you can get at Burning Man. - Spencer Hall 9/28/11
by car.full.of.midgets on Feb 20, 2012 4:25 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Exhibit C: Gruden used to cook in one
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
No...Hooters doesnt close at 1:30
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 20, 2012 3:35 PM EST up reply actions
No. It's more like 'Raisins.'
Aimed at the mentally prepubescent.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
Excepting those who post around here, of course.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
We are the Texags expatriates
Banished for our high minded thinking.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 20, 2012 3:37 PM EST up reply actions
And for posting such irreverent items as tommyleejonesnewspaper.jpg
And gifs. They hate gifs.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 20, 2012 3:41 PM EST up reply actions
Well, the smiley face rolling back and forth is a classic there.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
A&M football:men::Hooters:women
As far as jobs go, it’s shameful, you wish you could do better, and you’ll end up making minimum wage after you’re through*
*does not apply to Von Miller
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
The prospect of this is mind-bottling.
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.
Marginally less guano at a Hooters
Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
by Cocky Bovine on Feb 20, 2012 4:29 PM EST up reply actions
So less having to answer to the Coca-Cola Company?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 20, 2012 4:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm imagining Holly sitting in her office right now...
… yelling “How’s the crazy fanbase taste NOW, huh, Spencer?!?!”
Free at last!
Tenga cuidado! Do not disturb the Old Ones...
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 20, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
God, that looks like a boss from Dark Souls.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 20, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions
AWWWWW
LOOK AT THE CUTE LITTLE OLD ONE. HE’S A CUTE DESTROYER OF ALL THAT EXISTS YES HE IS!
Writer/Analyst/Head Chef
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Feb 20, 2012 4:04 PM EST up reply actions
What, why?
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 20, 2012 3:43 PM EST up reply actions
This is my clue:
@edsbs
EDSBS SUPPORTS TAMU STAYING WEIRD STOP EMAILING US KTHX
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 20, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
In other news, the Texas A&M fanbase knows how to use e-mail.
by Narrow Right on Feb 20, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
LOL NO SIR
It’s letters that will be sent, to be certain.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Feb 20, 2012 4:03 PM EST up reply actions
I love it when you two team up.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
The target must be informed, one way or the other,
Of the impending, and devastating, AGGIE BOYCOTT
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 20, 2012 4:33 PM EST up reply actions
Hey, if their action against EDSBS is as effective
as their support of IAmThe12thMan, all we’ll have left here is Spencer talking to himself.
The Wiki (Varsity Pride) -- The Blog (Those Other Guys) -- The Twitter
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He's really got a thing for Aggie baseball.
Aren’t they playing another sport or two right about now? (Recruiting season is not a sport.)
by Narrow Right on Feb 20, 2012 5:19 PM EST up reply actions
But "staying weird" is Austin's thing!
That’s only gonna make Aggies madder.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 20, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions
If PAAAAAAWWWWWLLLLLL ever retires . . .
. . . Spencer is setting himself up as a worthy successor. Subtle trolling is best trolling.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I wouldn't compare Spencer to Pawwwwwwwlllllll
I would compare clay travis to pawwwwwwwwwwwllllllllll though
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 20, 2012 4:01 PM EST up reply actions
I think PAAAAAAWWWWWLLLLL is more self-aware than Clay is.
Finebaum at its best is a form of performance art. Travis rarely gets beyond jackass law school grad who can argue up a storm at the bar but couldn’t actually practice law.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I think that's more experience than anything else.
plus Clay did have his own call in show back in the day
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 20, 2012 4:06 PM EST up reply actions
Imma hafta disagree here.
I’ve read Clay’s work, and I don’t care what level of law school he went to, it’s cheap, lazy, and intellectually subpar.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
It's not intellectually subpar, if he's a moron
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.
Keep College Station White-bread
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Feb 20, 2012 3:56 PM EST up reply actions
And Portland and [insert every SWPL mecca here]
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 20, 2012 3:57 PM EST up reply actions
So Dear Leader has now pissed off A&M and Mumphus.
I predict his demise with be humid and creepy.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 20, 2012 4:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
and not televised
oh wait, were not in the Big 12 anymore!
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 20, 2012 4:08 PM EST up reply actions
We are going to OWN the 11:21 SEC Network slot.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Feb 20, 2012 4:13 PM EST up reply actions
VIVA LOS DAVES!
Writer/Analyst/Head Chef
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Feb 20, 2012 4:16 PM EST up reply actions
Someday, we'll get Dave, Dave and Dave back together.
I miss Buzz Baker being on the sidelines for Ole Miss-South Carolina every weekend.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
Now at 256. Headed for 215. This is to publicly shame me until I do it.
by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 20, 2012 4:18 PM EST up reply actions
Oprah Winfrey Network is televising SEC games now?
OWN
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 20, 2012 4:40 PM EST up reply actions
/types spidery comment
//thinks better of it
///deletes it
You OWNed that joke.
/rim shot
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
Little known fact:
The Longhorn Network was secretly founded by Oprah so OWN could beat something in the ratings.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 20, 2012 4:45 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
How times change
I remember being annoyed in the ’90s at having to get PPV from Austin Cablevision to watch the early season games against ULaLa or New Mexico State.
I remember being annoyed at having to watch the occasional game on TBS or Versus.
I’d KILL for that now.
Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
by Cocky Bovine on Feb 20, 2012 4:50 PM EST up reply actions
Yup.
If I thought that they were capable of such a thing, I’d almost believe that LHN was an A&M plot to keep Texas sporting events off TV.
Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
by Cocky Bovine on Feb 20, 2012 5:31 PM EST up reply actions
Telecomm nerd moment
I really wish one of these newer networks would buy out some of the regional licenses and increase the quality, if only to gain viewers for themselves.
I’m looking at you HLN, Current TV…heck even Bloomberg, OWN and BBC america
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 20, 2012 5:36 PM EST up reply actions
BBC America
should show us rugby and cricket.
The Wiki (Varsity Pride) -- The Blog (Those Other Guys) -- The Twitter
Contributor at Bring on the Cats, SBNation's Kansas State blog
EDSBS Censor Librorum Promulgatio Media
Shit, I'd settle for a satisfactory explanation
…as to why they’re showing Star Trek: The Next Generation reruns.
Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
by Cocky Bovine on Feb 20, 2012 5:55 PM EST up reply actions
And how many episodes of Ramsay they have in the can.
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
Loads of footage. Ramesy just runs into places and starts yelling.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 21, 2012 2:29 PM EST up reply actions
Patrick Stewart is English?
That’s about all I got.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
Now at 256. Headed for 215. This is to publicly shame me until I do it.
by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 20, 2012 7:22 PM EST up reply actions
BBC should just show any current BC show tht ISN'T "reality tv"
that, and purchase rights to all the Channel 4 shows and run them in the evening a la Adult Swim
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 20, 2012 7:24 PM EST up reply actions
It's time for gender equality.
It’s time for racial harmony.
It’s time for open minds.
It’s not time for Texas A&M.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 20, 2012 3:47 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I tried to sing this in my head to the tune of the Muppet Show theme song.
It did not work.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
by allicolls on Feb 20, 2012 3:51 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
It almost works if you drop Texas.
You kind of have to rush a couple of syllables in the first two lines to make it scan, though.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
Now at 256. Headed for 215. This is to publicly shame me until I do it.
by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 20, 2012 3:55 PM EST up reply actions
It's time to play the music! It's time to light the lights!
It’s time to meet the Aggies on the Aggie Show* tonight!
*only available on the Longhorn Network. Contact your cable or satellite provider today.
by Narrow Right on Feb 20, 2012 3:56 PM EST up reply actions 8 recs
At this point...
I almost wish that the Agro-Americans had said “yes” when DeLoss Dodds approached them about doing a network together four or five years ago.
At least it wouldn’t be a glorified closed-circuit channel.
Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
by Cocky Bovine on Feb 20, 2012 4:38 PM EST up reply actions
No, please no
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 20, 2012 4:43 PM EST up reply actions
Just go with . . .
. . . THIS ONE instead. (Although I think the male soloist is actually the UNC mascot.)
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Feb 20, 2012 3:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
.
Statler: What did you think of that pre-game cheer?
Waldorf: It made me want to become a yell leader!
Statler: Oh?
Waldorf: Yeah, so I could yell at whoever signed off on that disaster.
DOH HO HO HO
"You have to remember, basketball to the University of Miami is like football to the University of Kansas." - Kim English
by Gaknar on Feb 20, 2012 4:12 PM EST up reply actions 15 recs
Statler and Waldorf: Always rec-worthy
Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
by Cocky Bovine on Feb 20, 2012 4:32 PM EST up reply actions
It's time for late collapses!
It’s time to grab real tight!
It’s time to woo the livestock
At the Aggie game tonight!
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 20, 2012 4:16 PM EST up reply actions 16 recs
Damn, son.
Do you have a jersey we can retire?
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Meanwhile, guest professor, the Swedish Chef . . . .
. . . demonstrates the Aggie method for making donuts.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Feb 20, 2012 4:45 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
So, I spent some significant time in College Station.
The Aggies will fit right in to the crazeeverse—many could see this move coming with the original SEC expansion in ’92.
For those who recall, they had a major existential level debate over the abolition of bonfire. The introduction of female yell leaders would probably merit civil war. “Cheerleaders” would bring a nuclear exchange.
Pity that Sherman did not stick around or R.C. did not return—now that would have been an epic way to start the new era.
Tips for your visit:
1. Get the flavor—go to midnight yell practice and imbibe at the Dixie Chicken.
2. Marvel at the facilities and not just the athletic ones. The student center has an enormous indoor climbing wall and approximately 4,000 basketball courts.
3. At some barbeque establishments, you only get a knife and butcher paper. Roll with it.
4. If you have to attend a daytime game at Kyle Field in September, invest in a personal cooling apparatus of some sort or you will die.
5. Avoid mention of anything or anyone in Austin.
by Counter Trap on Feb 20, 2012 3:49 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
They hate Austin?
I will be in Austin in a few weeks, need some trolling tips.
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 20, 2012 4:47 PM EST up reply actions
trolling for whom?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 20, 2012 4:50 PM EST up reply actions
Trolling the Big12/UT?
I dunno
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 20, 2012 4:59 PM EST up reply actions
Trolling in Austin?
Do you know where Spoon lives?
Can you point me to the nearest McDonald’s? I hear the McRib is some Grade A barbecue!
Light Rail worked great in Portland! You guys should seriously consider getting one.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
Trolling IN Austin?
Here are a few suggestions for starters:
1) Spend the entire evening talking about how there’s nothing better than Cochella.
2) Ask the waiter if there’s anything on the menu that isn’t “hippie organic crap.”
3) Tell your bartender that Lance Armstrong is just a “single-nutted blood doper.”
4) Chant “S-E-C. S-E-C.” at random intervals.
5) If someone starts counter-trolling with Calipari material, just say “Rick Barnes.” Then drop the mic and leave.
6) Walk in to County Line Barbecue wearing this:
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Feb 20, 2012 4:54 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
uh, seriously #4 is just "boomer sooner"
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 20, 2012 4:57 PM EST up reply actions
You are a true hero sir
I am going to SXSWinteractive. I enjoy it and the town seems nice. I would prefer to troll the longhorn fans
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 20, 2012 4:59 PM EST up reply actions
Thankfully the music festival starts after interactive ends
Because hipsters annoy me
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 20, 2012 5:08 PM EST up reply actions
No mention of laughing at the people
That pay $4-5 for a Papst Blue Ribbon longneck?
Writer/Analyst/Head Chef
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Feb 20, 2012 5:03 PM EST up reply actions
I liked PBR before the hipsters.
Oh no, does saying that make me a hipster and the saying untrue?
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
Nyet.
It makes you Dennis Hopper
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly
In dreams, I walk with you.
In dreams, I talk to you. In dreams, you’re mine, all the time. Forever.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
You really want to be an army of one in Austin?
Dare to suggest another city has a superior music scene.
Sposed to be SEC
I need Seattle's music like I need a hole in the head.
(Wait… we’re still on Rovell rules, right?)
Free at last!
Oh, you mean like
all major cities not named Dallas and Houston?
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 20, 2012 5:05 PM EST up reply actions
Wait, "Live Music Capital of the World" was a CITY COUNCIL creation?
This wasn’t purely organic?
Free at last!
Speaking of which,
Umphrey’s was very average. Good first set, meh 2nd set. Too much jamming (something you’ll rarely hear from me). However, aggravating circumstances were present, to wit: being molested by a high school-aged woolly mammoth, being unintentionally grinded on by the comic book guy from the Simpsons, and sobriety.
Sposed to be SEC
Sorry to hear that.
I’ve been waiting to for the show to appear on the Archive, but nothing yet. It can definitely be annoying if you get stuck in the wrong part of the crowd, and frankly, sir, sobriety is unacceptable.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 20, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions
There really was no good part of the crowd
Too many douchebags from Tennessee, West Virginia, and Ohio came to watch them; it was absolutely packed. Sobriety was a regrettable necessity.
Sposed to be SEC
BOOMING DC MUSIC SCENE!
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Feb 20, 2012 5:10 PM EST up reply actions
Jimmy's Chicken Shack mannnnnnn
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 20, 2012 5:13 PM EST up reply actions
Asheru
/Mic drop
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 20, 2012 5:15 PM EST up reply actions
YOU
the e-mails
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly
Athens.
/microphone dropped.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 20, 2012 5:09 PM EST up reply actions
I just had a great idea; get a tshirt that says "Louisville is Weirder"
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 20, 2012 5:14 PM EST up reply actions
Louisville..
has adopted Austins “Keep [city name] weird”
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 20, 2012 5:27 PM EST up reply actions
I've been there once
It didn’t seem that weird. Good bourbon selection, though
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
Oh, Crown Royal Guy
I’m gonna miss you when the NCAA forbids community colleges from membership.
Sposed to be SEC
What do you need a knife for at these beef-prepared-in-a-manner-similar-to-barbeque eateries?
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Feb 20, 2012 4:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Stabbling out of staters who insist pork is better
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 20, 2012 4:52 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
/takes off jacket and hangs it neatly
//removes watch
///bounces the shoulder and head around a few times
////couple deep breaths
/////looks back at Burrito Electrico
Sposed to be SEC
/sees the need for a distraction
KENTUCKY BOURBON AIN’T REAL BOURBON
//runs out the door
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
You're both wrong! MUTTON IS BETTER!
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 20, 2012 5:16 PM EST up reply actions
PORK IS THE SUPERIOR MEAT
FUCKING DEAL WITH IT
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Feb 20, 2012 5:01 PM EST up reply actions
what the shit does a guy from Joisey know about BBQ'd meats?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 20, 2012 5:02 PM EST up reply actions
I learned from my step daddy
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Feb 20, 2012 5:07 PM EST up reply actions
You may be a Giants fan and a Syracuse fan, but you have my Smoker.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 20, 2012 5:02 PM EST up reply actions
Right, Nick. Some magical, glorious animal!
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 20, 2012 5:02 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
How good is Dinosaur in Syracuse BTW?
It made a final four of BBQ once with my preferred place of worship, Archibald’s.
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
Going downhill since it changed ownership
Or so the rumors rolling down the mountains tell me.
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Feb 20, 2012 5:07 PM EST up reply actions
It's dry aged.
Very dry. And very, very aged.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Feb 20, 2012 5:08 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Wouldn't lasers be better?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly
Well a 9mm wouldn't have a ton of penetrating power, so...
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 20, 2012 5:10 PM EST up reply actions
This?
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
All he has to do then is give him 5 fishsticks.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 20, 2012 5:15 PM EST up reply actions
Wow, my brain's not working today
I definitely just moused over that and wondered why no text was popping up.
Established football aliens since 1885.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Feb 20, 2012 5:41 PM EST up reply actions
It was really good the one time I went there.
This was a few years ago now – late ’09, early ’10.
I still have yet to go to Slow’s in Detroit, which is the other “northern BBQ place talked of in breathless tones”. And there’s a place in the northern suburbs of Detroit that opened a year or two ago that is supposedly excellent, as well. I’ll have to concoct an excuse to go there at some point.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
I heard the "northern suburbs of Detroit" siren.
I don’t live there now…but should I know this?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
It's in Clarkston. I don't recall the name off hand.
Some bona-fide head chef was fed up with the rat race and decided to open a BBQ place in his home town.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
Oh, like NORTHERN northern.
Noted.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I googled it - Union Woodshop
It was featured on Diners, Driv-ins, and Dives (yeah – I know) so apparently the wait times are through the roof. YMMV. I’ve never been there myself.
And yeah – Clarkston is stretching it to be a northern suburb. haha
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
I forsee this dialogue during the Auburn-A&M game this year:
Person 1: Man, y’all are fucking weird.
Person 2: YOU’LL JUST NEVER UNDERSTAND US YOU DAMNED OUTSIDER.
I’ll leave it up to the reader to determine which fan said what.
Commenter: Tell us your best "crazy fan" story.
Spencer: Oh, that's commenter Silver Britches, who caught a train hobo-style to the Cocktail Party.
by Silver Britches on Feb 20, 2012 3:50 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
ALL IN FAMILY T-SIPS GUMPS
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Feb 20, 2012 3:51 PM EST up reply actions
I think it will look more like the "Brothers Gotta Hug" moment from Tommy Boy
Again, you can leave it up to the reader to determine . . . hell, we’re both Chris Farley.
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
The answer is yes?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 20, 2012 3:57 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Hey honey! Its the dance team on Kyle Field!
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 20, 2012 3:51 PM EST reply actions 8 recs
AHTELLYEWWHUTT, Horse Dorcter Jon Johnson
If yew wanna IMPREST upon yore WYFE just how little regerds you have for her PERFESHNEL ORPINION as a fella A&M ALUMNESS…
/blinks
//blinks
///swivels chair in search of camera
…jus pick up a NURSPAPER when she INNERS THE ROOM.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Feb 20, 2012 3:59 PM EST up reply actions 9 recs
Well, who else has had a crazy day?
Sitting in Con Law this morning when the wife (8 months pregnant) tells me she started bleeding. I run at Warp 9 from the classroom to my car (well, that was my initial speed. Average was probably more like Warp 2 once you factor in getting gassed halfway). Get her to the doctor, doc decides it’s placenta previa but it’s not dangerous.
Meanwhile, she’s still bleeding occasionally and we’re a little concerned because they don’t seem to have done anything to prepare her in the event she needs an emergency C-section.
On the upside, finally got a good 3D picture of his face, and he’s adorable.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
Now at 256. Headed for 215. This is to publicly shame me until I do it.
by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 20, 2012 3:54 PM EST reply actions
Looks a bit like Churchill, right?
She’ll be fine. Breathe deeply.
by Counter Trap on Feb 20, 2012 3:56 PM EST up reply actions
Looks just like his big sister, actually.
Making the same face she makes when she sleeps.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
Now at 256. Headed for 215. This is to publicly shame me until I do it.
by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 20, 2012 3:57 PM EST up reply actions
Wheelchair robber, gets stuck in sand outside of store.
My apologies if this has already been shared.
Not Germany; has to be Florida
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 20, 2012 4:05 PM EST up reply actions
I'd like to ask that author exactly which part of his plan
qualified as “cunning.”
My anti-drug is football, because sometimes it is a better hallucinogen than anything you can get at Burning Man. - Spencer Hall 9/28/11
by car.full.of.midgets on Feb 20, 2012 4:09 PM EST up reply actions
Blackadder autorec!
My anti-drug is football, because sometimes it is a better hallucinogen than anything you can get at Burning Man. - Spencer Hall 9/28/11
by car.full.of.midgets on Feb 20, 2012 4:28 PM EST up reply actions
Re: Presidents Day
Here is a list of songs for each president. And yes, Taft gets “Fat Man in the Bathtub.”
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
by allicolls on Feb 20, 2012 4:21 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
LittleFeat Rec.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 20, 2012 4:21 PM EST up reply actions
Seconded
And listened to right now.
Little Feat: the musical biographers of our nation’s most corpulent leader.
Go gata!
I was kind of underwhelmed by most of the selections though.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 20, 2012 4:27 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah. There's some serious laziness.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
should i be jealous?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 20, 2012 4:33 PM EST up reply actions
Just woke up at one and watched a movie
day off. That has been my whole day so far
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
Please let this happen. PLEASE.
@BryanDFischer
At Iowa for OC job > RT @marcmorehouse: That Greg Davis thing? He’s been interviewed.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 20, 2012 4:46 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
that's like your equivalent of Auburn hiring Martinez yes?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 20, 2012 4:47 PM EST up reply actions
well 4-ish
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 20, 2012 4:50 PM EST up reply actions
/spit take
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 20, 2012 4:47 PM EST up reply actions
As a Gopher fan:
PLEASEGODINTHENAMEOFALLTHATISHOLY!
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
!!!
Also, NDNation would like to point out that, unlike Purple Shantyman, Kirk Ferentz does not make small-timey assistant coach hires, and we should have hired him.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 20, 2012 4:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
How on earth did you manage to defeat such Tier 1 Pillarness?
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 20, 2012 4:59 PM EST up reply actions
Didn't you mean
“defeat such Tier 1 Pillarness again”?
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
Onside Kick
It’s very effective.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
/OU employs "recover onside kick"!
//it’s very effective!
///a wild REFEREE appears!
////OU has lost all its possessions!
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 20, 2012 5:08 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
hmph
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 20, 2012 5:28 PM EST up reply actions
/lines up five wide
//lines up five wide
///lines up five wide
////lines up five wide
by Erik T on Feb 20, 2012 5:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Aggie commerce:
Along with the Helicopter Ejector Seat.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
Nuclear hand grenade
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly
I still bring that up!
My girlfriend doesn’t like it. She was Corps too….which is fucking weird, because she doesn’t seem brainwashed.
Maybe it’s a trap.
I'm still waiting for the ACME portable hole
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFNx7YFwFfI
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I'm sensing a conflict of interest between candor on my bar application and my desired state of mind for seeing The Lorax
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Feb 20, 2012 5:06 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
How so? and what state app?
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 20, 2012 5:23 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not actually, but you never know what you'll be asked in the interview
And likely North Carolina.
Hopefully none of my 8 references (yes, 8, gorramit) decides to mark down that I “am or have ever been addicted to drugs or intoxicating liquors”
Sposed to be SEC
Oh you already took the exam?
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 20, 2012 5:37 PM EST up reply actions
hmm
Really weird that they make you do all that first
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 20, 2012 5:44 PM EST up reply actions
$900 for GA, but I don't think i need recommendation letters yet.
Includes a $400 late fee sonce I didn’t register for fitness by the first week in January. For the July bar.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 20, 2012 5:44 PM EST up reply actions
Thought it was actually the first week of December for y'all
It’s fucking ridiculous. They don’t even do the work; we lay everything out and they reject it in toto if an i isn’t dotted or a t isn’t crossed. The total amount of work expended would be so much less if we all just consented to disclosure of the stuff and they had one employee dig it all up. And then they might come close to earning that fee, too.
Sposed to be SEC
I think this year it was January 7th or something.
Sucks if you go to school out of state, but I guess the end result is on me. Also, they must have taken Mitch Hedberg’s advice to heart because it’s a fucking complicated payment process. Bank Cashier’s check or money order; no word on whether wampum is accepted.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 20, 2012 5:54 PM EST up reply actions
Yikes!
New York is still only $250 to sit the exam. If I recall correctly, you pay a separate fee for the character and fitness review (and you can’t even start those forms until the exam results come back threeve weeks after the test). I took the New York bar in July 1995 and finally got sworn in the following April. And then it took another ten months to finish my DC waiver application (more fees).
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Yep. Prices may be different now, but you go exam first then character.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 20, 2012 5:55 PM EST up reply actions
Makes sense . . .
. . . since about a third of the test-takers fail. (Note: The numbers are skewed by foreign law students trying to test in and repeat takers. The pass rate for first-timers from ABA-accredited schools is about 86%.)
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
"addicted" could mean so many things. Just make sure everyone understands what a high standard that entails
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
Addicted? Are they medical professionals who saw the diagnosis?
If not, then their answer is no unless you were and were fool enough to tell them.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 20, 2012 6:23 PM EST up reply actions
What's it like living in Alabama?
1) Man in Hoover hits several vehicles in rush hour traffic.
2) When cops finally get him to stop, they notice he’s naked.
3) Story gets posted on al.com
4) First comment:
Nick Sabarn needs to control his players.
He’s not going to miss practice anyway though. Thats how things are handled at UA (Updyke Academy).
5) Fourth or so comment:
Hey [original poster], 42-14 LOL, Your such a MORON!!
No news is safe here.
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
by Tuco on Feb 20, 2012 5:18 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
This is why we need a competitive Troy, UAB,
or sparkly fresh South Alabama. The two-party system is tearing the state apart.
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Feb 20, 2012 5:20 PM EST up reply actions
Is "Sabarn" a burn or a typo?
My anti-drug is football, because sometimes it is a better hallucinogen than anything you can get at Burning Man. - Spencer Hall 9/28/11
by car.full.of.midgets on Feb 20, 2012 5:20 PM EST up reply actions
spelled phonetically
by person using interwebs
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
"Bicycle is new poverty mule. " - Spencer Prokhorov
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 20, 2012 5:21 PM EST up reply actions
Is it odd that I find relief in that explanation?
There is little worse than the crowd that thinks “UGAy”, “tu”, “Allbarn”, UFelon", etc. are the height of wit.
My anti-drug is football, because sometimes it is a better hallucinogen than anything you can get at Burning Man. - Spencer Hall 9/28/11
by car.full.of.midgets on Feb 20, 2012 5:28 PM EST up reply actions
That's why I left.
And because Auburn men and women believe in these things, I believe in Auburn and love it.
by alexanderkotov on Feb 20, 2012 5:40 PM EST up reply actions
PAWWWWLLLLLLL YAWL IN THIS THREAD?
And because Auburn men and women believe in these things, I believe in Auburn and love it.
Knock it off
We’ve already done the sailboat puns.
"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there." -- Captain Ron
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 20, 2012 7:01 PM EST up reply actions
I don't like the cut of your jib.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 20, 2012 7:02 PM EST up reply actions
Not sure if this is better than the bird feeder strategy Kotov and I had the other day or not.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 20, 2012 7:39 PM EST up reply actions
/Bird Feeder Strategy hive that should say.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 20, 2012 7:39 PM EST up reply actions
Did one of you say "bird feeder" and the other "cat eater"?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 20, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions
No.
We hived on strategically placing open feeders for jays and blackbirds and leaving a hanging feeder for the smaller guys so the jays don’t run them off.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 20, 2012 7:43 PM EST up reply actions
That specific?
Wow.
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 20, 2012 7:44 PM EST up reply actions
Granted, I learned that from him in his discussions on birds a while before that but still.
If a hive can happen on EDSBS is has happened or will happen.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 20, 2012 7:48 PM EST up reply actions
How does such an accident take place?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
This way:
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly
I love the part of the wall behind the hanging pots untouched by the catastrophe.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Feb 20, 2012 7:18 PM EST up reply actions
It's a shadow.
My money’s on a pressure cooker suffering a catastrophic failure.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 20, 2012 7:29 PM EST up reply actions
Reminds me of an old Russian cooking practice for making something similar to dulce de leche
Place an unopened can of condensed milk in a pot of water and boil very carefully all night. Either you will get delicious caramel or an explosion.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 20, 2012 7:35 PM EST up reply actions
Start by warming up meatballs for inclusion into store-bought sauce, then throw in some onions because that seems like a good idea
Then that green pepper over there, oh I ought to spice this shit up, garlic seems like a good plan, uh oh we’ve got volume problems, better throw in some tomato puree, oh shit we got pasta sauce up in this bitch.
Fancy That!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly
FURK.
Glad I’ll be riding the bus tomorrow morning.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
Oh my.
Strangely apropos.
(This is as close to the spider-line as I’ve ever intentionally gotten. If the Commentariat deems to be on the wrong side, I’ll move my conception of the line further toward safe.)
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
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