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Around SBN: How The Kings Beat The Coyotes: Lather, Rinse, Repeat

Simulating the Super Bowl with punters at quarterback, all penalties turned as low as possible, injuries turned to 100%, a fullback returning kicks, and the Chan Gailey playbook for your offense is, as it turns out, a TERRIBLE idea.

Drinking heavily during the experiment did not help in the least, but there it is, for all the world to see. The Giants win 24-21, securing Tom Coughlin's second Super Bowl win when the connection is lost sometime early in the fourth quarter. Lawrence Tynes is a goddamn assassin at QB, and don't let anyone tell you differently. (Via)

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Please tell me you lined Brady up at WR and sent him over the middle repeatedly.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Feb 2, 2012 4:35 PM EST reply actions  

hive

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode

by Wallacewade04 on Feb 2, 2012 4:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Would also accept putting Brady in at FB

and running the Addazio offense.

"Is this safe?"
"Mmmmm. . . .. no."

by ResearchSkins on Feb 2, 2012 5:07 PM EST reply actions  

I think Eli would be better suited for that beating....

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 2, 2012 5:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow, so NFL SuperAIDS, huh?

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 2, 2012 5:07 PM EST reply actions  

PAWWL

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/immahangupanlissen

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GTHTSUN
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by CoastalCowbell on Feb 2, 2012 5:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Woo hoo!

Georgia Southern made a small part of that map.

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 2, 2012 6:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Not including Statesboro, oddly enough.

Though it doesn’t look like Atlanta is included in GT’s territory either. But hey, we’re big in…uh…Carrollton?

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
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by The Missing T on Feb 2, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't know, that's really close to Statesboro.

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 2, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

On the plus side, it looks like they gave you Savannah as well!

My anti-drug is football, because sometimes it is a better hallucinogen than anything you can get at Burning Man. - Spencer Hall 9/28/11

by car.full.of.midgets on Feb 3, 2012 11:00 AM EST up reply actions  

Army

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Feb 2, 2012 6:27 PM EST up reply actions  

THIS...

…THIS IS SIMPLY AWESOME.

[Standing in slack-jawed appreciation.]

by HailVarsity on Feb 2, 2012 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I doubt there are more KU fans in SW KS than K-State fans since it is primarily ag.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 2, 2012 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I think there are a bit more of us Hoos than that

And is that ODU shown in that corner of the Tidewater?

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter

by wahoocrew on Feb 2, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Vandy's area is too big

also, this isn’t green yet? WTF?!

"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73

I tawt I taw a Twitter feed!

by darthbubba on Feb 3, 2012 10:02 AM EST up reply actions  

New York is the wrong color

THE RUTGERS MUST FLOW

"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"

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by psuphiman80 on Feb 3, 2012 10:41 AM EST up reply actions  

Auburn should we in West Georgia

/westgeorgiawaterboys

I’ll grovel, as I do.

by dirt sandwich on Feb 3, 2012 10:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Brilliant!

Grats to Fearless Leader for a flawless victory!

That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
Also on twitters

by SpartanGator on Feb 2, 2012 6:31 PM EST reply actions  

Are we back online?

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter

by wahoocrew on Feb 2, 2012 9:31 PM EST reply actions  

I think so-

We going to stay here?

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Feb 2, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't see why not

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by wahoocrew on Feb 2, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Works for me...

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Feb 2, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Oops, seems that people are filling the Les Miles thread

We can come back here later

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter

by wahoocrew on Feb 2, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Indeed

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Feb 2, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

All I have to say so far about Archer is

Fanciest… Maple Leaf service train… Ever

Twitter: RyanMcD29

by RyanMcD29 on Feb 2, 2012 10:12 PM EST reply actions  

NFLAIDS cocktail of the day: the teqELI Manning

1 Ounce Patrón Silver (I’m sure 1800 silver works here)
1/2 Ounce Elderflower Liquor (i.e. St. Germain)
1 Ounce fresh Lime (juice of an entire lime)
1/4 Ounce orange juice
1/4 Ounce Agave nectar
2-3 Dashes of Tabasco

Future events such as these will affect you in the future...

by OHokie on Feb 2, 2012 10:15 PM EST reply actions  

Add all ingredients to a cocktail shaker & shake over ice.

Pour into a tall glass & serve.

Future events such as these will affect you in the future...

by OHokie on Feb 2, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Morning, all

Found a GIF last night that seemed appropriate for that discussion about the ‘new’ Bud Light…

"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73

I tawt I taw a Twitter feed!

by darthbubba on Feb 3, 2012 10:06 AM EST reply actions  

That was Star Trek V

Oh no, wait…that was what I wanted to do after seeing that travesty…

"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73

I tawt I taw a Twitter feed!

by darthbubba on Feb 3, 2012 10:38 AM EST up reply actions  

they gave me the day after putting in some 80 hours since sunday. not sure what to do with myself.

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by Londonjoe on Feb 3, 2012 10:20 AM EST reply actions  

team no pants?

date's age = your age/2 +7 =EDSBS approved

by Lurkette on Feb 3, 2012 10:39 AM EST up reply actions  

team throw pants!

Son of a bitch, I'm sick of these dolphins.
@keepitupguys

by sailorjerry on Feb 3, 2012 10:59 AM EST up reply actions  

Team Blow Pants

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 3, 2012 11:02 AM EST up reply actions  

Team Meaux Pants?

Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish

by cmill126 on Feb 3, 2012 11:07 AM EST up reply actions  

I would get in Meaux's pants, really I would....

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 3, 2012 11:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Team Meuax No Pants

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 3, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn it.

No Meuax Pants.

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 3, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions  

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