Simulating the Super Bowl with punters at quarterback, all penalties turned as low as possible, injuries turned to 100%, a fullback returning kicks, and the Chan Gailey playbook for your offense is, as it turns out, a TERRIBLE idea.
Drinking heavily during the experiment did not help in the least, but there it is, for all the world to see. The Giants win 24-21, securing Tom Coughlin's second Super Bowl win when the connection is lost sometime early in the fourth quarter. Lawrence Tynes is a goddamn assassin at QB, and don't let anyone tell you differently. (Via)
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Please tell me you lined Brady up at WR and sent him over the middle repeatedly.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
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People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Feb 2, 2012 4:36 PM EST up reply actions
Would also accept putting Brady in at FB
and running the Addazio offense.
"Is this safe?"
"Mmmmm. . . .. no."
I think Eli would be better suited for that beating....
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
Wow, so NFL SuperAIDS, huh?
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
I don't know anything about this "professional football"
I’m from Alabama and attended Florida State.
by Ardbeg on Feb 2, 2012 5:20 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
PAWWL
NAWTH DEHKOOTAH DUN HEZ THE BIGARGEST FAN BASE IN AMMURICA.
/immahangupanlissen
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GTHTSUN
I know can spel well
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 2, 2012 5:34 PM EST up reply actions
Woo hoo!
Georgia Southern made a small part of that map.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 2, 2012 6:01 PM EST up reply actions
Not including Statesboro, oddly enough.
Though it doesn’t look like Atlanta is included in GT’s territory either. But hey, we’re big in…uh…Carrollton?
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
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by The Missing T on Feb 2, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions
I don't know, that's really close to Statesboro.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 2, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
On the plus side, it looks like they gave you Savannah as well!
My anti-drug is football, because sometimes it is a better hallucinogen than anything you can get at Burning Man. - Spencer Hall 9/28/11
by car.full.of.midgets on Feb 3, 2012 11:00 AM EST up reply actions
16.5 billion dollar endowment helps
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by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Feb 2, 2012 7:12 PM EST up reply actions
I doubt there are more KU fans in SW KS than K-State fans since it is primarily ag.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 2, 2012 7:03 PM EST up reply actions
I think there are a bit more of us Hoos than that
And is that ODU shown in that corner of the Tidewater?
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
They forgot the New York Yankees logo in Tampa.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Feb 3, 2012 9:37 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Vandy's area is too big
also, this isn’t green yet? WTF?!
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
New York is the wrong color
THE RUTGERS MUST FLOW
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
Auburn should we in West Georgia
/westgeorgiawaterboys
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Feb 3, 2012 10:54 AM EST up reply actions
Brilliant!
Grats to Fearless Leader for a flawless victory!
That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
Also on twitters
I think so-
We going to stay here?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Works for me...
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Oops, seems that people are filling the Les Miles thread
We can come back here later
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
Indeed
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Anybody watching Archer?
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Feb 2, 2012 10:06 PM EST reply actions
All I have to say so far about Archer is
Fanciest… Maple Leaf service train… Ever
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NFLAIDS cocktail of the day: the teqELI Manning
1 Ounce Patrón Silver (I’m sure 1800 silver works here)
1/2 Ounce Elderflower Liquor (i.e. St. Germain)
1 Ounce fresh Lime (juice of an entire lime)
1/4 Ounce orange juice
1/4 Ounce Agave nectar
2-3 Dashes of Tabasco
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
Add all ingredients to a cocktail shaker & shake over ice.
Pour into a tall glass & serve.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
Dude, we already had the superbowl
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 3, 2012 10:02 AM EST reply actions
Morning, all
Found a GIF last night that seemed appropriate for that discussion about the ‘new’ Bud Light…

"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
And I believe that is a Michelob, which furnished promotional consideration for the movie.
Way to bite the hand that feeds you, Shat.
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Feb 3, 2012 10:12 AM EST up reply actions
Where's the part where he douses himself in gasoline, sets himself on fire
and jumps into a ravine?
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 3, 2012 10:13 AM EST up reply actions
That was Star Trek V
Oh no, wait…that was what I wanted to do after seeing that travesty…
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
they gave me the day after putting in some 80 hours since sunday. not sure what to do with myself.
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Team Blow Pants
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 3, 2012 11:02 AM EST up reply actions
I would get in Meaux's pants, really I would....
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 3, 2012 11:32 AM EST up reply actions
Team Meuax No Pants
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 3, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions
Damn it.
No Meuax Pants.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 3, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions
No idea why it's not on the front page, but CI's up
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/2/3/2768450/the-curious-index-2-3-2012#90635625
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/2/3/2768450/the-curious-index-2-3-2012#90635625
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/2/3/2768450/the-curious-index-2-3-2012#90635625
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/2/3/2768450/the-curious-index-2-3-2012#90635625
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/2/3/2768450/the-curious-index-2-3-2012#90635625
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/2/3/2768450/the-curious-index-2-3-2012#90635625
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