LES MILES DEMANDS A BUSTY QUARTERBACK
We thought brain injury, initially. There would be few other explanations for Les Miles starting Jordan Jefferson in the BCS Title Game, and fewer still for keeping him in the game after he began soft-tossing the ball up to Alabama linebackers in the midst of an extended and nationally televised panic attack. There is also the issue of the gameplan. Our LSU readers are now all having seizures and compromising already strained cardiovascular systems. We'll stop talking about it for their benefit.
The brain injury theory may have been shot down entirely by a new possibility: pectoral prejudice.
Around the 1:30 mark, Les Miles says this regarding Gunner Kiel, the ND commit who switched his commitment from LSU to the Irish in January.
We needed a quarterback. We lost two, we needed a quarterback in this class. There was a gentleman from Indiana that thought about coming to the Bayou State. He did not necessarily have the chest and the ability to lead a program.
Les Miles cannot possibly be speaking figuratively. When you think Les Miles is using metaphor, in his mind he is thinking completely literally. For instance, a normal person says, "You can't have your cake and eat it, too," they are expressing the sad cycle of desire and consumption. For Miles, he is saying this because he has just eaten your cake, which was delicious. He will buy you a new one of your choice tomorrow, and Geaux Tigers.
He also clearly values "chest" in a quarterback, and why not: the quarterback is the leader of the team, and many of our world's great leaders have boasted spectacular man-cannons. Mussolini, Chuck Amato, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Richard Kiel, Nitro from American Gladiators, and Sergio Oliva all led pec-first with distinction throughout their lives in various fields of endeavor.
Judging strictly from photo evidence, Jordan Jefferson has the clear pectoral advantage, and got the nod as starter. Kiel would have attended LSU, but after failing the all-important Les Miles Chest Expander Test, he had no choice but to join the cave-chested Catholics of South Bend in their echoey grotto of manorexia and endless cardio.
None of this makes any sense, but if you want explanations that make sense, you wouldn't have asked us in the first place why Les Miles does things, would you? You'd already understand it all, because it wouldn't be Les Miles, and we wouldn't be a pioneer in the field of LMS.
That will be $5,000 in consulting fees, and a chicken dinner delivered to our Uncle Roscoe immediately. Uncle Roscoe is our pet wolverine. He's quite senile, but also still astonishingly violent. Proceed carefully, as this is an essential part of the contract AND a life-risking maneuver.
Yours sincerely,
Dr. Orson Swindle
Fellow, Institute of Les Miles Studies
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#firecraigjames
by WatsonTiger on Feb 2, 2012 3:40 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Awww, Uncle Roscoe made a friend!

Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 2, 2012 3:43 PM EST reply actions 9 recs
You see boys
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 2, 2012 5:01 PM EST up reply actions
You don't hunt a blanx.
A blanx hunts you, and if it feels like giving you a sporting chance, it might just let you fire a few shots.
Blanxes dont go hunting.
Blanxes go killing.
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by CoastalCowbell on Feb 2, 2012 5:03 PM EST up reply actions
I hope Mary will understand if I say all the decades of the Rosary for....
a ND/LSU bowl matchup in the next 3-4 years. As long as I get everyone else in, that shouldn’t be a problem.
by Michael J Pigott on Feb 2, 2012 5:53 PM EST up reply actions
I guarantee you someone will predict this for next season.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
oddly enough,
there is an entire section on an apparent LSU-ND rivalry on ND’s wikipedia page. It’s actually interesting reading. This includes a 3-0 win by #2 ND over #7 LSU in the 70s. Series split 5-5 all time.
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
I love wikipedians.
The first was won by the Fighting Irish, 31-30, with Miami ending Notre Dame’s record 23-game winning streak the following year, 27-10.
What “record” would that be? Longest winning streak by a Division I Catholic school after the Vietnam War?
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I think that was our longest win streak ever.
The ‘crush all who oppose us’ teams of the Leahy era had ties thrown in here and there. Though there was one class that never lost, only tied.
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The 47 was just an unbeaten streak?
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Dangit, Sax is right.
Ties in 46 (0-0 with Army) and 48 (USC 14-14)
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 2, 2012 6:45 PM EST up reply actions
Class of 1950
taunts every other class.
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As well they should.
4 years with 2 ties, no losses? I’d sell ol’ Granpa McPotatofarts down the river for that.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 2, 2012 6:48 PM EST up reply actions
Leahy went 36-0-2 during a 4 year stretch.
I think that’s the best run ND’s ever had.
You may be thinking of Oklahoma’s 47 game winning streak, which ND ended.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
And ND was the loss before the streak started, too, if I recall. Just like the UCLA basketball streak.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 2, 2012 6:49 PM EST up reply actions
/rubs forehead
I was thinking Oklahoma went 55.
But of course, it was Mount Union went 55. AND 54, immediately after the loss that broke the 55.
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No, it was 1955 when the streak was stopped.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 2, 2012 6:52 PM EST up reply actions
I vaguely remember it being called "record" of some heavily caveated type at the time, but don't remember what.
It wouldn’t have even been a school record if we’re just going by wins in a row. Leahy in the late 40’s would have that, considering he had a full 4 year class go undefeated (1 tie) in their time there.
I can’t for the life of me remember in what way it was a “record”, however.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 2, 2012 6:42 PM EST up reply actions
les checking out gunner

"if they're still paying, you're still winning."
-my dad
by whiskey_soup on Feb 2, 2012 3:44 PM EST reply actions 8 recs
She's in my starting line up.
What was the sport, again?
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Start?
Heck, I’ll put a motion on the floor to waive the 5-year waiting period and put her directly in the HOF now.
"Is this safe?"
"Mmmmm. . . .. no."
by ResearchSkins on Feb 2, 2012 4:07 PM EST up reply actions
She is amazing at putting the backfield in motion.
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Feb 2, 2012 4:19 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
False
Christina is showcased in two halfs.
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 2, 2012 4:45 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
As a lifelong LSU fan and avid Milesist,
I wholeheartedly endorse Hendricks entering the depth chart.
"Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the wife and kids" - Homer J. Simpson
by Gov. William J. Le Petomane on Feb 2, 2012 5:30 PM EST up reply actions
REALLY wish
that my computer at work wasn’t such a piece of shit, can’t see half of the images/gifs that get posted here on Fridays
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Feb 3, 2012 11:26 AM EST up reply actions
Breaking: Joe Schad reports women's chests are different than men's
Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish
And here is a demonstration of that principle....

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
My response to this post
“I don’t know who that is”
“It’s probably a porn star”
/googles anyway
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
My first reaction was
SPIDERS
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
On Les Miles and "chests"
He’s clearly on a chest tangent lately. Yesterday he called Liggins, that DE sized QB we got from Oxford, “Big-Chested”
Also, I wonder what Les Miles thinks of the Golden Girls 2012 recruiting class
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It's all fun and games now
But just wait until we wind up with the Rock as our starting quarterback

Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Feb 2, 2012 3:49 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
There's precedent

@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 2, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions
Did Lorenzen play defense in HS?
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Uncle Roscoe sure sounds like a Michigan man (TM).
He’s quite senile, but also still astonishingly violent.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Michigan Man Scott Steiner also fits that bill

Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
Also, you really shouldn't joke about manorexia, Swindle.
It’s very real.

¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 2, 2012 3:56 PM EST reply actions
I read a few weeks ago that he reported last January at something like 170 lbs.
Explains quite a bit why there wasn’t even the faintest whisper of him seeing the field last year. A 170 lb QB is in serious danger of being literally torn in half at any given moment.
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by PAK on Feb 2, 2012 4:09 PM EST up reply actions
Erm.
That’s not a real photo.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 2, 2012 4:10 PM EST up reply actions
Also
we all know he didn’t see the field because Shanty Kelly hates everyone but Tommy Reese and physically chased Dane Christ off campus running behind him and screaming profanities and kicking any puppies that got in his way.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 2, 2012 4:17 PM EST up reply actions
You forgot the bit where he was throwing potatoes as he screamed.
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by PAK on Feb 2, 2012 4:20 PM EST up reply actions
True.
Of course, I didn’t see any of this, but my friend did, and you have to accept what I say as true without question.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 2, 2012 4:21 PM EST up reply actions
Also I may have heard this 3rd or 4th hand while tripping balls on inhalants but you should still not question me.
@papaalphakilo
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by PAK on Feb 2, 2012 4:44 PM EST up reply actions
/drinks an authentic Killian's
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 2, 2012 5:04 PM EST up reply actions
Authentic Killian's?
As in “straight from the Budweiser factory” authentic?
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 2, 2012 6:30 PM EST up reply actions
"Budweiser Factory" ?
The folks at a certain shitty brewery in Golden Colorado would like to have a word with you out in the back alley in a couple of hours.
Which is a shame, because the traditional South Bend greeting is to hurl puppies at people of high respect and social standing.
A real catch-22.
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Feb 2, 2012 4:21 PM EST up reply actions
Which is why we must hire the calm, collected Nicholas Saban.
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Start QB for LSU

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by jokastrength on Feb 2, 2012 3:58 PM EST reply actions 8 recs
.......
I never listen…
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
You and me both, brother.
Especially when looking at that picture.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 2, 2012 5:00 PM EST up reply actions
She would make a talented starter but...
she’s young. The first sign of trouble in a game, Bobby Hebert is going to be screaming for a blue chip, experienced back up like Mrs Loren.

by Michael J Pigott on Feb 2, 2012 5:31 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Sophia Loren has her eye on a talented youngster challenging for playing time

Jayne Mansfield
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
I cannot understand...
… how anyone could NOT love Les Miles.
Except maybe for the folks in Stillwater, OK, but they now have A Man of a Certain Age at the headset, so they may no longer care about their swamp-dwelling ex-boyfriend in Baton Rouge.
Uhhh, lets try "Ole Miss, Mississippi State, Arkansas and Alabama Fans" for $500, Alex.
I'm not really a CPA, I just play one on television.
Ooops, forgot to put Auburn in there as well....
…Freudian slip.
I'm not really a CPA, I just play one on television.
hell I like him
despite the fact that he’s beaten us 2 of the last 3.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Feb 2, 2012 4:51 PM EST up reply actions
There is no Goddess but Eris and Les Miles is Her Servant....
HAIL ERIS!

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I want to rec it, and I want to flag it
So I’ll just leave it alone.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 2, 2012 5:01 PM EST up reply actions
Johnny Dangerously rec
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 2, 2012 5:05 PM EST up reply actions
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What people don't realize is that Hendricks also has the big butt to be a great two way player on the defensive line as well

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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 2, 2012 5:06 PM EST reply actions 6 recs
I'm so glad I'm sitting in the back row of class right now.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 2, 2012 5:07 PM EST up reply actions
I wish I was sitting in the back row of her pants right now
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 2, 2012 5:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Where is everyone?
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No clue, it's been slow all day
by Nick Petrilli on Feb 2, 2012 5:27 PM EST up reply actions
My art history prof is putting us down for our twice weekly nap.
God this is boring.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 2, 2012 5:32 PM EST up reply actions
People have really overhyped this
You should have heard what assistant strength coach Silky Johnson had to say about Kiel.

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"Now I must go home
and put water in BuckKielsty’s momma’s dish
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by Gov. William J. Le Petomane on Feb 2, 2012 5:35 PM EST up reply actions
Chest.
Chest, not waist.
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GTHTSUN
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by CoastalCowbell on Feb 2, 2012 5:34 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh, he likes Chesty, you say?

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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 2, 2012 5:38 PM EST up reply actions 10 recs
Chesty Puller rec
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
Chesty Puller would be an awesome porn name
I am a parody of myself.
by mrpelicanpants on Feb 2, 2012 7:11 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Really wish you'd have gone with a young Dolly picture....
Instead of that botched facelift.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
They don't make wax figures at Toussaud's that well anymore.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 2, 2012 5:58 PM EST up reply actions
Here's one from 1991 that shows off the chest pretty well...
And won’t scare the bulldog.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
Already committed to Tennessee.
I also believe her eligibility is in question for performance enhancers.
by Michael J Pigott on Feb 2, 2012 5:55 PM EST up reply actions
"It takes alot of money to look this cheap!"
I do love Dolly.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Meanwhile,
The N.D. Alumni Association has gotten Mr. Miles a present:

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by saxattack29 on Feb 2, 2012 6:07 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Sizing!
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
I can see Les Miles getting to the other side and seeing.....
Woody Hayes. Miles saying, “What are you doing here?!? This ain’t right! If your here I’d rather go back!!!”
by Michael J Pigott on Feb 2, 2012 6:11 PM EST up reply actions
Completely off-topic:
I’m doing an experiment and I need early 90’s one-hit wonders and I feel there is no better place to ask for suggestions than here.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Is Del Amitri early enough?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Yes. Perfect.
I’m adding Toadies, Deep Blue Something, Silverchair and Wallflowers to this extensive list.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Screaming Trees are another one of those bands that were technically one hit wonders but fucking amazing.
Well, technically Radiohead's a one hit wonder.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
they're great
Meat Puppets also. I saw them at a fucking pizzeria a couple of months ago for five dollars, and they played their asses off. Acted like they were having a ball, despite the fact the venue was way beneath them.
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
Aw, I'm gonna give you the runnn around
oh, its a surefire way to get things up
etc
etc
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That would be Blues Traveller, I believe.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 2, 2012 6:52 PM EST up reply actions
Whoops
I meant to be singing “Roll to Me”
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
The single most commonly mis-sung song in history
It’s not the “The right time, the wrong me” even if that’s a better lyric. It’s “the right time to roll to me”
This is what should have been in that car commercial, not Rocket Man
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
SCUSE ME WHILE I KISS THIS GUY
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Yellow Ledbetter would like a word.
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by TexaninNYC on Feb 2, 2012 7:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
He doesn't.
He’s admitted there are no real words; just syllables.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Right, he was mostly just faking when they recorded early versions of it.
It wasn’t good enough to make it onto Ten (think about THAT – Yellow Ledbetter would be most groups’ best song, and it couldn’t even make it onto Pearl Jam’s first record) so he never went back and wrote sensible lyrics. It eventually got tossed in as a B-side somewhere and it exploded on the radio a while later.
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by PAK on Feb 2, 2012 7:12 PM EST up reply actions
and into my roommates' pickup lines.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 2, 2012 7:13 PM EST up reply actions
Considering the fact that they tend to play it at or near the end of shows and every time I've seen them Eddie Vedder has been tipsy by the time he got on stage I'd be amazed if he can.
They’re an amazing live band, mind you. But man, the guy does like to drink.
Something about Bennagin's
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 2, 2012 7:03 PM EST up reply actions
/twitch
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 2, 2012 7:02 PM EST up reply actions
/passes women's rights legislation
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Is that the song that goes...
Unser sheets of canvaaaaw, Unser sheets o cayyyyy, I lie my arrival til hurr body moo steel?
I am a parody of myself.
by mrpelicanpants on Feb 2, 2012 7:17 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
something something something LEONARD BERNSTEIN!
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
/Actually know all the words and do this song at karaoke a lot.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 3, 2012 2:21 AM EST up reply actions
Nobody actually knows all the words to that song!
For example, the first line of that verse is either:
The other night I dreamt of knives, or
The other night I tripped in ice
And Stipe’s not telling.
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Early 00s
The shame is that a lot of their other stuff is really good (See: All Kinds of Time, Hey Julie, Valley Winter Song). It’s just that Stacey’s Mom was unlike anything else they ever did, which created problems.
Del Amitiri (Roll to Me) had the same problem.
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I think their first song was mid '90s, and they had a bigger hit with Stacy's Mom in the early '00s.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 2, 2012 6:44 PM EST up reply actions
Radiation Vibe was awesome.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Also one og the guys in FoW wrote the main song for That Thing You Do.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 2, 2012 6:46 PM EST up reply actions
Did not know this.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
I love Liv Tyler.
And the movie.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 2, 2012 6:49 PM EST up reply actions
the atlanta braves
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Feb 2, 2012 6:12 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
it went green.
you like me . . . you really like me?
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Feb 3, 2012 10:59 AM EST up reply actions
I don't remember the band names for all the songs
but the songs that pop into my head would be The Freshman, Closing Time, Cumbersome, Sex and Candy, Popular, etc.
The Toadies probably qualify too, but they rule
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The Verve Pipe to be specific.
The Verve is completely different.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 2, 2012 6:48 PM EST up reply actions
The Verve is Bittersweet Symphony, no?
I think they qualify as well
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 2, 2012 6:53 PM EST up reply actions
Yep. Urban Hymns is a great album.
Verve is British; Verve Pipe is American. The Freshmen is the only song I know of that the Pipe did.
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I have a few Verve Pipe discs.
They alright. Not great, but not offensive in any way.
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It surprised me how they just disappeared.
Freshmen was a huge hit and they were never heard from again.
Really, it happens to a shitton of bands.
The more wedded to just trying to make music you are as opposed to whoring yourself, the more likely that you’ll suddenly find yourself with a hit single then seemingly disappear altogether.
I use Dream Theater as one of my biggest examples here. They had a big hit single, MTV-driven, off their second album, and then as far as Joe Average is concerned they disappeared.
Yet every single album they’ve released in the Amazon era has topped their best-seller list for at least a week after release. Three of their live releases are among the top 100 selling live albums of all time. They’ve all gone gold. But no hit singles = “Who?”
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Also,
sometimes the one hit is unlike all the other stuff they ever did. They just stumble onto a hit by accident, and have no way to recreate the sound that the mass market craves. See Fountains of Wayne, Del Amitri, and to a lesser extent Plain White Ts.
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Closing Time was by Semisonic and Sex and Candy was by Mercy Playground
Both were in the second half of the 90’s though.
Verve Pipe, Semisonic. Seven Mary Three, Marcy Playground
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(Of course, almost all of those are actually very late 90s or early 2000s.)
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Any band from Florida in the 90's, basically
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Any band from Florida in the 90's, basically
I am a parody of myself.
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little miss can't be wrong?
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by dirt sandwich on Feb 2, 2012 6:17 PM EST up reply actions
Jimmy Olsen's Blues was a hit too.
Two Princes was actually a bigger hit than Little Miss Can’t Be Wrong
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It sure is, my brain is clearly not working today
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Elastica's version?
LURVS
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Limp Biskit seems as though they deserve to be on this sort of list...
But saying they had a hit would be dishonest
Punting is winning.
Limp Bizkit was the biggest band in the world from about 1999 to 2003
All you Millennium children can go kill yourselves now
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Don't blame me. My favorite bands during that time period were Offspring and Smashing Pumpkins.
Yeah, I should probably kill myself too.
Michael Penn, Electronic, Lightning Seeds, Chris Isaak, 4 Non-Blondes, The Proclaimers, Blind Melon, Crash Test Dummies, Candlebox
All from 1990-1994.
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Push it to 95, you can add Better Than Ezra, Silverchair, and the Toadies.
1996 is when the one-hit wonders really exploded. I could throw out a dozen from ’96 almost everyone here would recognize.
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Was Silverchair a one-hit wonder?
I seem to recall them being a pretty consistent radio presence back then.
If you go by the "accepted" Billboard top-40 definition, yes.
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I'm doing 96 as the cut off point.
I started high school in 97, so that seems like a good arbitrary place to stop, and you avoid Ricky Martin and all that crap.
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You add in 1996, and all hell breaks loose.
Deep Blue Something, Joan Osborne, Everything But the Girl, Seven Mary Three, Presidents of the United States of America, Spacehog, BoDeans, Jars of Clay, Tracy Bonham, Dishwalla, eels, and not only that but technically Oasis, Garbage, Sublime, and Cake.
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How are Garbage and Cake considered "one hit wonder" bands?
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 2, 2012 6:48 PM EST up reply actions
Because they only had one Billboard Top 40 hit.
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Hmm. Okay, technical definition, got it.
I think of a one-hit wonder more as “had only one song that was played on the radio, then was never heard from again”. I’d put both of those (and probably some others mentioned) as “had a few/many good songs, only one made it into Billboard Top 40”. One Hit Wonder to me is more like Chumba Wumba.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 2, 2012 6:52 PM EST up reply actions
There are people
who will argue that Dream Theater has had numerous hits based on this philosophy.
There is a difference between a “hit” and a “song which is popular among a certain culture”.
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Look, I got it. it's the only unambiguous metric.
I just don’t think it matches the image I have in my head of what a OHW is. I get that my mental image isn’t a sound basis for definition.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 2, 2012 6:59 PM EST up reply actions
I love Cake!
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why would she love cake, i mean she told the poor that they should eat cake.
It must be a Tier 2 cake
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Are you denigrating red velvet cake?
Because I will totally deliver the interwebz-beat-down if you are.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 2, 2012 7:08 PM EST up reply actions
This will end badly for both of us.

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Uh-oh. Here comes another civil war.
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Bleedin Armadillo cake.
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Let me clarify--they may not have made enough money with any song to be called "hits", but would you say they
only had one song of note each?
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 2, 2012 6:50 PM EST up reply actions
i've heard people say hendrix is a one hit wonder by this metric
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He is.
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Any metric that calls Hendrix a one-hit wonder is a faulty metric.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 2, 2012 6:54 PM EST up reply actions
No, it's not, because a hit is a hit.
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the one flaw
is that a song has to officially be released as a single. So a song can be a massive radio hit, and not qualify, i.e. Stairway to Heaven (I think; subsitute whole lotta love if you prefer)
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This is indisputably correct.
The thing is, the argument is even more valid in the pre-CD era than it is nowadays in the iTunes era. Stairway to Heaven was not a “hit” in any rational sense, because it had almost no mainstream penetration. You couldn’t punch it up on a jukebox, because it wasn’t a single. It wasn’t getting any airplay on any station other than AOR stations.
The reason we think of it as a hit is the same reason someone who used to listen to a college rock station in the early 80s would think of a random Pere Ubu song as a hit.
I mean, there are really famous bands that have had long, fruitful careers that aren’t one-hit wonders because they’ve never HAD a “hit”. The only reason people want to argue about this is because they perceive “one-hit wonder” as a derogatory term.
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". The only reason people want to argue about this is because they perceive "one-hit wonder" as a derogatory term."
Because that’s the connotation of the term, based on usage.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 2, 2012 7:12 PM EST up reply actions
It doesn't have to be derogatory
The Toades are definitely a one hit wonder, and I think they are great. Zeppelin doesn’t seem to fit the bill. I might argue to not include any band with more than one hit album (probably because I am more partial to albums than singles anyway).
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It doesn't have to be derogatory
The Toades are definitely a one hit wonder, and I think they are great. Zeppelin doesn’t seem to fit the bill. I might argue to not include any band with more than one hit album (probably because I am more partial to albums than singles anyway).
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I think there was a hiccup in the system. A post of mine took forever, and i canceled it.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 2, 2012 7:19 PM EST up reply actions
Right, which is the real reason we have nothing to argue about :)
‘cause to me, it’s not only not derogatory, it’s fundamentally meaningless as a quality metric.
There’s a metric fuckton of acts appearing on that list that I absolutely love.
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Why are you putting Jesse Palmer in our discussion?
Oh wait… shit, sorry.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 2, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions
Why only top 40 hot 100 instead of modern rock or alternative or country?
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 2, 2012 7:01 PM EST up reply actions
Okay. I'm done here.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 2, 2012 7:01 PM EST up reply actions
Relax.
I’m the one taking it from multiple directions here, after all.
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That wasn't meant to be combative.
OHW means a completely different thing to me than it does to you. You’re using it as a clearly defined metric. I think of it as more an image, and it implies crappy musical artists that randomly have one hit get massively overplayed on the radio/TV etc., and then are never heard from again because their music is crappy, and all anyone remembers about them is that one song. There’s no point in me arguing with you, because we’re talking about 2 different things.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 2, 2012 7:07 PM EST up reply actions
I mean hell, Cake has had a number one album in the past year or so.
The worst number one album in the since Soundscan was introduced, but still.
POTUSA are not a one-hit wonder.
They had two. And are still making music. Saw them play in Atlanta in May, 2008, and they were great. Small venue, and they were all really cool guys too.
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They only had one on the top 40.
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People are putting too much emotion into this
I do believe this is supposed to be somewhat scientific, meaning you need to use a consistent metric. The only way to do that and get any real data is to use the Billboard charts. There are tons of great bands that never get a “hit” and there are tons that suck that get lots of hits.
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Also have to take issue with Oasis.
Definitely Maybe was 1994, and (WTS?)MG was 1995. Both albums had American hits and were huge outside the states.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 2, 2012 6:51 PM EST up reply actions
Again: only one BBT40 hit.
Look, I’m not going to get into a debate over whether the BBT40 is the best metric; the fact is, it IS the only metric which is commonly accepted as “valid” when discussing the issue.
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Really?
Champagne Supernova and Wonderwall both jump out immediately. This may be more inclusive than I thought.
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Wonderwall was their only US top 40 hit.
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I'm surprised that Don't Look Back in Anger wasn't a huge hit here.
Pretty sure everyone under the age of 50 in the UK knows the words to that song.
US Billboard Hot 100 as per Wiki:
Live Forever: 39
Wonderwall: 8
Champagne Supernova: 20
D’You Know what I mean?: 36
Don’t Go Away: 35
Only counting Billboard Hot 100 songs ranked better than 40. You can’t call Oasis a one-hit wonder.
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Footnotes are awesome.
B ^ “Live Forever”, “Champagne Supernova”, and “Don’t Go Away” were released in the United States as radio singles, which were not allowed to chart on the main Billboard Hot 100 there at the time of their release. The chart positions denoted for the three are their positions on the Billboard Hot 100 Airplay chart.
That said, it doesn’t apply to D’You Know What I Mean, so the OHW list is wrong.
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Long response typed out.
Not worth getting worked up. I’ll let this one go.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 2, 2012 7:09 PM EST up reply actions
5 charting singles on US hot 100
More charting singles on rock charts. Three platinum US albums.
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Fuck Clemson
And towel rod Joe Craig
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#teamnopants
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That's Naughty by Nature
Digital Underground introduced the world to Tupac, therefore making them one of the most influential groups… ever
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Not sure how you define “hits”, but Digital Underground had two popular songs.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 2, 2012 6:33 PM EST up reply actions
They actually had two hits out of Dowhatchyalike, the original version in 1988 and then the "video remix" in 1990
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I don't know that I'd ever claim to have been a rap "fan"
but Yo!MTV Raps was a favorite back in the day.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 2, 2012 6:37 PM EST up reply actions
Vertical Horizon
Lemme go dig through my cd’s and cassettes and I’ll have you a list 3 pages long.
Deep Blue Something, New Radicals, Verve, Verve Pipe, …
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All 1996 or later.
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My bad. Missed the "early" part of early 90's in the OP.
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Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if that's part of his "experiment".
The late ‘90s were just crazy with OHWs, mostly due to the explosion of alt rock stations causing a lot of crossover that wasn’t that prevalent previously.
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Does Jamaroquoiaoiioiiiooiio count?
I am a parody of myself.
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Ones they sang themselves?
None
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Another from the class of '96.
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Really?
I’m quite fond of that band. Like five CDs worth.
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Counting Blue Cars
may well have been the WORST song on that first album.
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Faith No More
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those that understand binary and those that don't.
Hear that occasionally on the radio
Still holds up
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those that understand binary and those that don't.
Gonna have to give a listen
Not too familiar with their other stuff
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those that understand binary and those that don't.
Previewing
Good so far!
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those that understand binary and those that don't.
Sounds like it could grow on me pretty fast
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those that understand binary and those that don't.
Which is surprising, because most people with whom I tend to associate
can easily name at least three FNM songs.
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There a site for that....
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Snow - Informer - LICKY BOOM BOOM DOWN
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butthole surfers fit the bill
although they’ve been around forever
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Crash Test Dummies.
Living Colour just miss the cutoff
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I still sing the chorus of that song to my wife from time to time..
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It make a rather "unique" ring tone too
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GIGGITY ON FINEBAUM!
I’ll grovel, as I do.
he's pretty subdued.
though he is discussing the Nutt Rule.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
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psh...never. And tonight is the "CAN I HAZ WORKING EXPERIMENT? LOL NO EFF YOU!" lab
so naturally, the students will beg for mercy and whine that they didn’t get any results
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i have an evil laugh already prepped
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Good news?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Wisconsin signed a recruit named Hugs Etienne
That is awesome
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
No, that'd be Heauxgz Etienne
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 2, 2012 7:13 PM EST up reply actions
Bielema never struck me as the type to go for hugs.
Seemed more like a fist-bump man to me.
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Sigh. Lunch over.
Time to get writing.
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The Japanese History Podcast
Sigh. Lunch over.
Time to get writing.
I started at 221.6. I'm now 217.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast
DAMMIT SBNATION IS BROKEN! I HAVE TO DO WORK
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Guy Fieri perks his hair, Mark Mangino perks his mustache, everyone else perks their ears with interest
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
I think so too-
we staying here, or in the “simming the Superbowl” fanshot?
My loyal heart avows no other.
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Starring:
Mango Stasi!
/cut to Mango eating skyline chili
//smiles
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 2, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions
This guy wants to be the next LSUFreek with this and the Chic-fil-A thing earlier
as long as he realizes he can’t meet those expectations he’ll stand a good chance
by ItsComplicated on Feb 2, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
are any of the math people here?
have a laplace transform to do on my homework and i dont have any of my calc 4 notes
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by willbechampions on Feb 2, 2012 9:51 PM EST via Android app reply actions
I'll give it a shot-
haven’t done Laplace in a while, but it could work
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okay here is the question. sorry about the format im on my phone
“consider diffusion through a 1D semi infinite body where the surface concentration of dopants c(x=0,t) is fixed. find the concentration of dopants through the body as a function of time and position give the following boundary conditions: c(x=0,t) = c0, partial of c with respect to x (x equal infinity, t) =0, c(x,t=0) =0 for 0 <= x <= infinity.
hint: laplace transform on the diffusion partial of c with respect to t = D times the second partial of c with respect to x. inverse laplace transform of e^(-(p/d)^(1/2)x) / p equal erfc(x/(4Dt)^(1/2)
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by willbechampions on Feb 2, 2012 10:00 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
i am completely blanking on laplace transforms and his like brief review isnt helping me right now haha
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by willbechampions on Feb 2, 2012 10:02 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Hmmm, this might help:
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cant click on links on the app. tweet at me
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by willbechampions on Feb 2, 2012 10:05 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Sent...
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Look up a Laplace transform table on Google, and do a partial fraction expansion to do the inverse transform
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I'm sorry that's not very helpful
Almost all I do in EE is Laplace transforms, but I’m a little to drunj to describe it over the interwebs right now
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
no that helps.
i havent done a laplace transform since last year fall haha. i really enjoyed the class but dont remember a thing ha
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by willbechampions on Feb 2, 2012 10:09 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Google to the rescue
https://controls.engin.umich.edu/wiki/index.php/Laplace_Transforms
Bonus: I think it’s from your major’s department
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thanks for all the resources!
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by willbechampions on Feb 2, 2012 10:19 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
No complex conjugates? No t-values?
WTF IS THIS NO\NSENSE?
#hasn’t taken math class in 2 years #Orgochem major
I has signature?
Yeah, it's been too long since I've done DEs of any kind to really be of service-
I’m sure someone else here can be of more assistance
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I love this picture so much

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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 2, 2012 9:53 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
Hmm, I thought the shadows of New Jersey were a little further up Route 1
/trololol
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 2, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
I have driven the Pulaski Skyway.
I enjoyed it.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 2, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
That was fun
I was talking about more in the the middle. You can take a spur line off the NJ Transit line, often called the “Dinky,” although I’m not sure why you’d go to that shadowland
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 2, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
Princeton exists.
Don’t know why it is shadowy.
Though I heard they may or may not be shutting down the Dinky.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 2, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
I was just trollin' Mango Stasi
And it’d be a shame if they shut down the dinky, although the real crime would be to close the Wawa there
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 2, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
I've never taken the Dinky myself
But used to go through the main Princeton Junction station on my way to Trenton to see my grandmother in Philly.
Depressed me when SEPTA got rid of the R designations for some reason. Granted, I don’t go to Philly anymore, so it doesn’t really matter.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 2, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
There's a somewhat obscure spider joke about another man of Nassau you might have been lighting up with
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 2, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions
I never did drugs with anyone every.
Especially with anyone who attended my undergraduate alma mater. I don’t know where you get these sorts of ideas.
Joe Schad reports that Spencer Hall has been born.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 2, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
Joe Schad reports that Al Gore has begun work on a electronic communications system
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 2, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Dahcs Eoj reports that Commodore Matthew Perry has opened trade relations with Japan
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 2, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions
I thought he was our southern hemisphere correspondent
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 2, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
Dachs Eoj reports that toilet water flows in opposite direction
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 2, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions
Dachs Eoj reports

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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 2, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
FIGHT FOR A FREE AND SOVREIGN NOVA SCOTIA
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 2, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions
By blowing up a donut shop?
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 2, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions
Canadians love beavers
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 2, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions
/Urbandictionary's "Canada's history"
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 2, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions
There are homosexual women.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 2, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions
And a tiny fraction of them root for Oregon.
Most of them root for small liberal arts schools in the northeast
"Really?"
“Really?”
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 2, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions
I love how they constantly use Cheryl/Carol to trump Mallory.
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HE REMEMBERS ME!
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 2, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions
This survivalist show on Nat Geo is going to be insane
God Nat Geo has the coolest shit
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UPSTATE NEW YORK!
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
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Its a frozen wasteland
Ocelots would not survive there.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 2, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions
We HATE IOWA
but we dont mind Iowa State
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 2, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions
Dammit...Iowa finally broke our firewall...
IT WAS MEANT TO KEEP YOU OUT
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by The Assman 1 on Feb 2, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions
They have a serious drug trafficking problem
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 2, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions
From anywhere
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 2, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
Here for the free meds, eh?
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by The Assman 1 on Feb 2, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
Legal research types!
Working on a memo for a partner at the new job, and need some advice on how to narrow what I’m looking for. I need to find some cases that discuss whether things like roommates or coach-player relationships are equivalent to “special relationships” like parent-child or spousal relationships, especially with regards to FRE 803(4).
Advice?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 2, 2012 10:22 PM EST reply actions
I am!
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 2, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions
Go to FRE 803(4) itself, click Notes of Decisions.
In the top left pane, click Medical Diagnosis or Treatment. Then in the pane to the right of that one, there should be categories of cases that deal with the persons present when the statement was made.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 2, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions
Tried that
but it’s concerned with who received the statement (or heard it,) not made it. I’m trying to determine if there’s any way someone in one of those relationships could MAKE a statement about an injured third party to a medical professional and it be admissible.
Generally, it wouldn’t be unless they were in a “special relationship” like parent-child, which I’m trying to define more concretely.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 2, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
Hmm.
If you can get a key number for nonpatient declarant, click on that, and then on the left side bar you could use “Search Within Results” to search for something like “special relationship.”
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 2, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
I'm getting k367. It's a lot of criminal cases, but k367 seems to refer deal with nonpatient declarant statements under the FRE.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 2, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
/looks at ACS in fear
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 2, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
You knew what you were getting into.
For all you know, he’s already the legal owner of your savings account and a kidney.
by Narrow Right on Feb 2, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions
Ha! I only have $5 in my bank account!
The kidney though… I’d like that back.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 2, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
One more thing, and then I'm out.
Check out FRE 807(a) for a way to get a statement like that into evidence.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 2, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
I'm trying to keep it out.
But thanks for giving me some ideas on where the attack might come from.
(I don’t see any way the statement is in with the facts I have, particularly since I found a case that says as much.)
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 2, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
It's like being shot in the eyes by a glitter gun!
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What is "An Oregon home basketball game", Alex?
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by The Assman 1 on Feb 2, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions
What is "A Barry Manilow concert", Alex?
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by The Assman 1 on Feb 2, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions
Sorry.
We were looking for “what is Kevin Steele’s Orange Bowl Defense”
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 2, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Hahaha
“Au revoir, sweet man-whores of Montreal”
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But its already 10:30
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 2, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions
You mean 11EST/10CST
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 2, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions
just got back from playing soccer at Duke's indoor practice facility
is vurry nice.
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Is this home?
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 2, 2012 11:01 PM EST reply actions
Home is where the heart is.
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by The Assman 1 on Feb 2, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
sure.
Booker’s sure is good.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Why not.
Sierra Nevada Torpedo IPA for $7.99 in NY. I feel like I robbed them almost. That is Shock Top price.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 2, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
What quality level?
SN is usually really expensive for their regular pale ale. $10.99 is average for it. Your big 3 macros in bottles are usually $5.99-$7.49 for a sixer depending on where you go/who is having a sale. Sam Adams is rarely less than $9.99 for six. Schaefer is the only really true cheap beer at $5.99 for 12. Some of your ass beers are a little more than that.
Plus NY charges a $0.05 bottle deposit per bottle and more sales tax than most places. And this is Long Island, not the City, where I have heard $14 for a sixer of Blue Moon at a corner store.
A good IPA like SN’s for $7.99 is great.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 2, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
Not sure about upstate prices. I've heard they are a little better.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 2, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions
Shit be cheap in Upstate NY
Seriously, it seems like EVERYTHING is cheap there.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 2, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, but it gets out of hand quickly, especially beer-wise, in the city.
Seriously, I don’t know what the fuck it up with NYC booze prices. They’re fucked in the head with regard to that kind of thing.
Inelastic pricing
Just like gasoline. You have to have it.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 2, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
This. Also spiders to some extent.
I want to go home when I graduate.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 2, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions
cigarettes as well
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Even dip.
Was in the mood for some tobacco the other day, went to the store, and dip was about as expensive as cigs. So I got beer instead.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 2, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions
Seriously
Cigarettes go to $6 a pack and it doesnt even make a dent in consumption.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 2, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions
people used to smuggle them up from NC apparently.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
/Spittake
Try $11.00 plus here for reds.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 2, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
Well, people are gonna pay for it.
Financial reasons might make a difference, since health ones don’t.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
You already can't smoke anywhere in the city
Might as well make it a little cheaper.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 2, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions
Why?
The market will bear it, and cigarettes are the exact opposite of a need.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Feb 2, 2012 11:40 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
This pisses me off so much
I’D LIKE 4 DOLLAR PACKS DAMNIT
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 2, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
You're upstate, no?
Can’t you go to a reservation to get cheaper cigs?
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 2, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions
I think he's at Montclair
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
I live in NJ, used to live upstate
Nowhere near a reservation where I was (Binghamton) but we are right on the border of PA and most people do take a 30 minute trip to Smokin’ Joe’s for cheap cartons.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 2, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions
$14 for a sixer of Blue Moon? Holy hell!
I just ask since I’m noticing beer prices are getting slowly higher over the last couple of years and was wondering at what level it was at on your end of the US.
Yep. And while I'll drink Blue Moon, it's what I consider a craft macro since it's owned by Coors.
You can occasionally find a decent deal, but beer is crazy expensive here compared to the Atlanta area. It’s sad.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 2, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
that.... that is expensive
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Here I think.
Servers were Iowa’d up earlier for a while.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 2, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
DON'T WE ALL
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 2, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions
You should have thought of that before you started rooting for Florida State.
by Mango Stasi on Feb 2, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I HATE MARYLAND
/suspends habeus corpus
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 2, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
I HATE PEOPLE WHO ARE INTOLERANT OF OTHER PEOPLES CULTURES
AND THE DUTCH
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 2, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
BORDER STATES PAWWWLLL
They were too scared to pick a side!
Imma hang up and lissen
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 2, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
PEOPLE WHO ROOT FOR THE PHILLIES, SAINTS, AND TEXAS A&M FOLLOW NO APPARENT SENSE OF LOGIC, PAWWWWWLLLLL
THEREFORE CANNOT BE TRUSTED AND SHOULD BE FEARED
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by The Assman 1 on Feb 2, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
I should be feared.
but if you must know, raised in Louisiana but Dad was born and raised in Philly. Obviously an A&M alum.
Long years did I suffer. But it is high times now with Phillies and the Saints.
A&M however, will continue to A&M.
Can we have our basketball coach back?
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 2, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions
Sure....
But you have to take Randy Edsall too
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by The Assman 1 on Feb 2, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
If we still had Sherman, I'd say yes...
but now…
DO NOT WANT
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 2, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
Mizzorah knows now which side they really picked
Imma hang up and listen
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 2, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
I wanted to know your opinion on Kantianism vs. Utilitarianism and each's role in our daily existence, Pawwwwllllll
Imma hang up and listen
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by The Assman 1 on Feb 2, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
PAWWWLLLL THEY'RE BOTH RECURSIVE FAILURES EVIDENCED BY THE FAILINGS OF THE EXPERIMENT OF MODERNITY IMMA HANG UP AND LISSEN
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
by Londonjoe on Feb 2, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
HOW DOES ONE TRULY MEASURE THE NEVERENDING CYCLE OF UTILITY AND THE TOTAL REPERCUSSIONS OF ACTIONS ON A NATIONAL SCALE, PAWWWWLLLLLL AND IMMA HANG UP AND LISSEN
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by The Assman 1 on Feb 2, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
Obligatory
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 3, 2012 11:05 AM EST up reply actions
Lutefisk man
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 2, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
Good thing I was slaving away with work earlier
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 2, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah I found a solution to cold fusion* while the servers were down.
*drank
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 2, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
Here.
Its not much, but is better than Iowa.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 2, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
just got back and cleaned up
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YES
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 2, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
I'm about to go NDNation on our athletic director
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Our meaning ND? Our meaning Duke? Our meaning Davidson?
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 2, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
Davidson
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I now see you were talking to Old South, so that makes sense. I was confused by your multiple fandoms for a moment.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 2, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions
This is sort of the general status of our AD summed up
http://www.davidsonwildcats.com/schedule.aspx?path=wrestling&
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
That is, how you say...
Not good
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 2, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions
you don't want to be some DIII team's signature win, that's for sure
my roommates wrestled at davidson. they’ve been trying to get this coach fired for YEARS.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Wow
The Blue Jackets got fucking robbed last night.
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I FUCKING KNOW!
I’d be more pissed, except they’ve been so piss-poor so far this season, that the point or two won’t make much difference
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Do you just copy and paste this year to year?
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
season to season?
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
sport to sport?
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
And this, you know
Was an actual real screwjob.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 2, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions
will a point or two EVER make any difference in Ohio sports?
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
A tattoo needle is a single point, no?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 2, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
Nope, the anger actually shows up other places...
the Blue Jackets, however, I am more resigned to.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
THAT makes me quite happy.
I think OSU is going to be doing quite well next year.
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I am sure a Little Caesar's Bowl appearance will be quite fun
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 2, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions
Does anyone know shit about Ryan Buchanan from Mississippi
Class of 2013 QB?
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Nothing like the comfy confines of a radio studio to stay away from hellbeast
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 2, 2012 11:32 PM EST reply actions
She's back?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 2, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
....yes....
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 2, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
Comfy confines of an Oldsmobile.....
don’t know if you were referencing Jackie Brown but I couldn’t help myself
"Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the wife and kids" - Homer J. Simpson
by Gov. William J. Le Petomane on Feb 3, 2012 2:25 PM EST up reply actions
That's a shame
Having roast beef?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 2, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions
it just started!
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Anybody still up?
My god, this bourbon is good! I learn many good things from this commentariat! Sorry for height, coding suggestions welcomed!

There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those that understand binary and those that don't.
Looks nice. Have heard good things.
and in the image code, write [img height=pixel# src…webaddress]. With the spacing, the height=x tag should limit everything. People usually seem to prefer 300 for everything most times.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 3, 2012 1:48 AM EST up reply actions
I adjust based on the picture, but between 250-450 with 300 being the standard.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 3, 2012 1:50 AM EST up reply actions
Static pictures sometimes I go up to 400 too.
Common sense and preview helps. Also, apparently clear your cache and retry the preview because sometimes unlinkable images show up if you don’t do that.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 3, 2012 1:52 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah, just use good judgement. I vary whether I use height or width as well, just depends on the pictures.
though height=50000 suit of armor is always a classic.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 3, 2012 1:56 AM EST up reply actions
It's late, no one is up, go for it!
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those that understand binary and those that don't.
/posts armor pic
//ranch servers overheat again
///Erik T kills a kitten
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 3, 2012 2:00 AM EST up reply actions
If I meet Eric, I'll remember to leave the kitten home
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those that understand binary and those that don't.
Hell, this is the first time I've been able to load an SBN page since this afternoon.
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Put "width=300" or "height=300" in the code line (no quotes).
It does not seem to matter where you put it. I put it like so: < img width=300 src=“http://myfirstinternet.jpg”/ >
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 3, 2012 1:49 AM EST up reply actions
I'll give it a shot
Preview is my friend!
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those that understand binary and those that don't.
Yes, it is. For reference, this I put as "width=450"

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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 3, 2012 1:59 AM EST up reply actions
Height's the more important dimension, though.
At least in terms of consideration to everyone.
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Assuredly.
I generally insert the code for the larger dimension, though. Were this picture taller than wide, I’d have used “height”.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 3, 2012 2:03 AM EST up reply actions
(By which I mean, either works, as long as the net effect is to keep height under 300*)
(* – unless unavoidable for legibility, natch)
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So, this is good sizing?

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by Old Coder on Feb 3, 2012 2:05 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'll allow it. (yes more than fine)
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 3, 2012 2:06 AM EST up reply actions
Yup.
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TWHS
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 3, 2012 2:06 AM EST up reply actions
Yes, they are sized very well.....
Oh, you meant the whole picture.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
My grandfather would say
she has “pipe fitter lips”. This is not a bad thing.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
I haven't heard that term...the common way of describing that now is to say "she has some great DSLs"
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I remember when DSL was first available in NOLA.
I couldn’t stop giggling every time I heard an add on the radio.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
Wake up, where'd you all go?
The 90’s One Hit Wonders thread earlier got me watching some videos, didn’t realize that MTV kept going after 1990. Anyway, not that Alice In Chains was one of my favorite 90’s bands, but, DAMMIT Layne Staley, I miss AIC! (although Check My Brain on the newest album is pretty cool!)
Bands continuing after sudden departure/deaths…discuss
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those that understand binary and those that don't.
Speaking generally...
It depends on how important the missing piece was. Didn’t seem to hurt the Stones any, on the one hand. On the other, well, there’s a whole laundry list.
I think New Order is the best example of how to handle it, really.
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Bonham hurt bad
Was first year in college, whole floor was going to get tickets for the “In Through The Out Door” tour when it was cancelled…
/am old….Dammit Bonham! (can’t imagine the amount of booze that it took)
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those that understand binary and those that don't.
I saw them on Presence when I was just a wee little shit
But even then I understood what was going on when Bonham fell over his damned drum kit.
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Presence was such an underrated album
And, oy, I wouldn’t have wanted to see that. Damned alcohol, at least to him!
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those that understand binary and those that don't.
Coroner's report said it was over 40 measures of vodka in one sitting.
“Measure” was never really defined in the report, but the legend says he stopped into his local for a nip and was pounding black russians. Being Bonham, I’m sure the servings matched his size.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
I take a stab at this, although maybe Londonjoe or Devil Grad know better....
The typical shot glass in British bars when I was there in the 70s was 1/2 a gill or 1/8th of an Imperial Pint. As I remember the conversion, that’s just under 2-1/2 US fluid ounces. If this math is correct, he drank around 3 US quarts of vodka that day.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
I can't help you with the measurements . . .
. . . but this sounds like the sort of cremation where the liver might burn for a week.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
That's assuming the barkeep didn't free pour.
This was a local in the middle of the countryside, not a city pub. Very little is formal, and I’d wager there were no “proper” measurements.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
You ain't so old, Old Coder, if your first year in college was "In Through The Out Door"
My first year was:
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2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
My first year classic album:

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 3, 2012 9:39 AM EST up reply actions
Second semester Freshman year....
I got to see this performed at the Colisium about three weeks before it was released:
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2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
WHOOOOO PANFLUTE!
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
I'm so old...
that when Fleetwood Mac played the Coliseum, I was like, “Who are they? Are they any good?”
/“Fleetwood Mac” had just been released
//“Rumors” not released for another two years
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 3, 2012 10:10 AM EST up reply actions
and Fleetwood Mac's 1975 self-titled album was the third reincarnation of the band....
Their first album was released in 1968.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 3, 2012 10:27 AM EST up reply actions
"Days of Future Passed"
is 45 years old this year.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 3, 2012 10:32 AM EST up reply actions
And I intend to see the Moody Blues when they show up here in Chucktown in March...
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 3, 2012 10:51 AM EST up reply actions
mine:

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"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
SHIT! this one.

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Sweet dreams and all that

There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those that understand binary and those that don't.
In case anyone's still lurking here wondering where the hell everyone is
The CI is up, it’s just not showing up on the main page.
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/2/3/2768450/the-curious-index-2-3-2012
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/2/3/2768450/the-curious-index-2-3-2012
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