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Yes, I am up awfully early.....
Some days it just happens like that.
Actually, a lot more lately since I had to throttle back my drinking habits.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
I hate how after being sick your cigarettes taste funny.
God damnit.
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
I'm coming up on 21 months smoke-free...
It feels great.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 19, 2012 9:19 AM EST up reply actions
Thankew, thankew verruh much!
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 19, 2012 2:57 PM EST up reply actions
Happy Joe Cain Day!!
Lord, Preserve and Protect Us, We’ve Been Drinking Whiskey for Breakfast.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Feb 19, 2012 9:40 AM EST reply actions
Happy Joe Cain Day back at ya!
Although I have exactly zero ties to Mobile, I will join you in a whiskey for breakfast!
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 19, 2012 9:43 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Happy Joe Cain Day!
Though I also have no ties to Mobile, I will always remember Joe Cain day wherever I am.
Was Joe ever a Patron Saint of the Digital Viking?
"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there." -- Captain Ron
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 19, 2012 10:49 AM EST up reply actions
It's morning in NDNation
Re: how Coach Kelly can win over the fanbase
I don’t think he can do anything in 2012 to convince me
Even if we go 13-0 and win it all I still will enter the 2013 season not trusting he is the real deal.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly
How do these people exist?
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 19, 2012 10:01 AM EST up reply actions
At least they're being honest with themselves.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
It disturbs me that some of these posters make lots of money and exercise authority over other people
Sposed to be SEC
That's true of lots of people not in NDNation
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 19, 2012 11:36 AM EST up reply actions
News flash: Rich people are fucking CRAZY.
I met quite a few between my first two jobs and they were uniformly nuts. One exception was the guy who started and ran his own platinum mining business, he was pretty cool.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
Young rich people are the most bizarre
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 19, 2012 11:45 AM EST up reply actions
Wouldn't it be a better generalization
to say that rich people who had it handed to them are crazy, but rich people who earned it for themselves are pretty well grounded?
For example, it would be hard to be Paris Hilton-crazy and build a world empire of high-class hotels.
"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there." -- Captain Ron
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 19, 2012 11:48 AM EST up reply actions
No, it wouldn't.
You would think so, but I met a couple self-made rich people who were fucking crazy.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
I saw an exhibit featuring correspondence between Frank Lloyd Wright and Stanley Marcus
It only had Wright’s responses to Marcus, because those were in Marcus’ possession. Marcus had hired Wright to build him a house here in Dallas, and they both engaged in hilarious bickering couched in the style of 80 years ago (“Regarding yours of Nov. 14, do you doubt my good honor when I provide for your review the current price of teak?”). They both came off as crazy, self-important bastards, and they were both self-made. Would have been a cool house though, but it never got made – thanks to their squabbling.
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 19, 2012 12:13 PM EST up reply actions
Many of the ones who earned it themselves are crazy too, but a different kind of crazy
You see very high incidences of narcissistic- or histrionic- personality disorder, OCD, and bipolar disorder among the self-made millionaires. The rates are exceptionally high among Fortune 500 CEOs. The reason? Well, except for cases of blind luck, it takes an incredible willpower and ambition to be one of those people, a drive many people don’t have. Most have no problems and simply have rare strengths and desires. But for many others, it comes from underlying mental issues.
Sposed to be SEC
Well, I wish I had crazy like that
"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there." -- Captain Ron
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 19, 2012 11:57 AM EST up reply actions
Well, you wish you had the good parts of the crazy
The bad part is, of course, the propensity to become a genocidal dictator. I’d even recommend staying away from your run-of-the-mill megalomania and sociopathy too.
Sposed to be SEC
I have CDO....
It’s like OCD, but the letters are in proper alphabetical order just like they should be.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 19, 2012 12:02 PM EST up reply actions 8 recs
Now THAT's some good obsession!
"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there." -- Captain Ron
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 19, 2012 12:07 PM EST up reply actions
Drill.
That’s finishing it…
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
Yeah, just give me a helping of Bill Gates' crazy, please.
Maybe some Larry Ellison thrown in too, but not too much of that one — he’s seriously creepy-looking.
"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there." -- Captain Ron
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 19, 2012 12:08 PM EST up reply actions
/goes to threeve home games with his entire family anyway
//refuses to stand
///refuses to make noise
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 19, 2012 12:58 PM EST up reply actions
Mornin', y'all.
I couldn’t do Soulard Mardi Gras yesterday, or anything really today, as there’s a massive hockey tournament here and therefore I’m freezing my ass off reffing/scorekeeping.
But it’s money and a fairly-needed dose of sobriety, so that’s that. Plus I get to see Scotland’s Biggest Party aka Celtic-Hibs.
I'm sure she's a nice girl
(NICE GIRL, NICE FAMILY, SHE’S A HOOKER!) but that picture makes her look like the most generic Hawaiian Tropic model on the planet. She’s EVERY NFL cheerleader.
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Now at 256. Headed for 215. This is to publicly shame me until I do it.
by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 19, 2012 10:22 AM EST reply actions
How do you know that about her golf swing?
She could be a slicer.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 19, 2012 10:34 AM EST up reply actions 11 recs
It's an old Ron & Fez reference.
I can’t say the words “nice girl” without mentally adding the rest of it.
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Now at 256. Headed for 215. This is to publicly shame me until I do it.
by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 19, 2012 10:35 AM EST up reply actions
The truly awful golfers among us refer to that as a "power fade"
If you want to walk the heavenly streets of gold, you gotta know the password, "Roll, Tide, Roll!" -- Paul "Bear" Bryant
by DisplacedTideFan on Feb 19, 2012 11:18 AM EST up reply actions
Really glad I got to make that green
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 19, 2012 2:31 PM EST up reply actions
What about, say, a slicer of hookers?
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by Tremendous on Feb 19, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
LULZ at South Bend, [I assume] Indianna....
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 19, 2012 10:25 AM EST reply actions 2 recs
Sadly, with most of these
I’ve taken the position that I’m going to assume it’s a Photoshop until proven otherwise.
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Now at 256. Headed for 215. This is to publicly shame me until I do it.
by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 19, 2012 10:27 AM EST up reply actions
It probably is....
but it doesn’t stop me from LOLing at them anyway.
You know, just because, it is South Bend [I assume] Indianna.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 19, 2012 10:29 AM EST up reply actions
Not a photoshop
This one made the local news.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly
by saxattack29 on Feb 19, 2012 10:29 AM EST up reply actions
Whoa.... ADWEEK confirms...
It really WAS epic fail.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 19, 2012 10:31 AM EST up reply actions
This is awesome.
Indiana gonna Indiana.
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Now at 256. Headed for 215. This is to publicly shame me until I do it.
by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 19, 2012 10:34 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah.
It’s real, and been around for a while.
by Turd Ferguson on Feb 19, 2012 10:34 AM EST up reply actions
Shit, we've all met some girls who could use some classes at the pubic school
And, I presume, that goes x100000 for the ladies here meeting guys
/manscaper4lyfe
Sposed to be SEC
I did that once
I’m now banned from that barber shop…
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
TMI, dude.
Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
by Cocky Bovine on Feb 19, 2012 2:55 PM EST up reply actions
Happy Sunday!
Anyone else have a fantastic day yesterday, based in large part on the actions and decisions of high school and college students?
Also, moar house looking? Moar house looking.
/will be living in a van, down by the river at this rate.
One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov
by blanx73 on Feb 19, 2012 10:34 AM EST via mobile reply actions
I had a good night watching Murray whip St. Mary's
and looking at Joe Lunardi’s update this morning makes me wonder what the hell he’s smoking. He’s got Illinois within shouting distance of the bubble and three Pac-12 teams in the field. The Pac-12 barely deserves their auto-bid.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 19, 2012 10:44 AM EST up reply actions
It's because BBEEEEE CEEEE ESSSS PAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLL
by Turd Ferguson on Feb 19, 2012 10:46 AM EST up reply actions
The Pac-12 is a disastrophe in basketball.
Absolute dumpster fire.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 19, 2012 10:54 AM EST up reply actions
For example,
UCLA just lost to bloody St. John’s.
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Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly
by saxattack29 on Feb 19, 2012 10:56 AM EST up reply actions
Nothing new...
UCLA has been losing to Big East teams for years…
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 19, 2012 11:06 AM EST up reply actions
For example,
Colorado is near the top of the standings.
Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
by Cocky Bovine on Feb 19, 2012 2:56 PM EST up reply actions
MAC East > Pac-12
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Feb 19, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
Congratulations on beating Ohio State...
I always did like John Beilein…
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 19, 2012 10:54 AM EST up reply actions
On a steady diet of government cheese?
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 19, 2012 12:52 PM EST up reply actions
well good morning to y'all
heading to a hawks game.
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
Down with the Blues!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly
by saxattack29 on Feb 19, 2012 11:08 AM EST up reply actions
Hm, yes.
They’ve been quite the fly in the ointment this season.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
Classic meteor game, IMO.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
/googles
WHY DOES THIS NOT EXIST IN EVERY TOWN IN AMERICA?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 19, 2012 11:44 AM EST up reply actions
Here in Detroit, we have something similar.
They tend to show more out of print type or late run movies than the newest.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
That happens to be the last place I've been to a movie
And I, too, wonder why I ever went anywhere else.
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by The Missing T on Feb 19, 2012 11:59 AM EST up reply actions
It is fucking fantastic.
Saw Inception in one. Not sure alcohol made it easier to understand, but it was a blast any way.
I'm gonna leave this here
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 19, 2012 12:16 PM EST up reply actions
I've been there!
But there’s a theater here in Jax that serves dinner with beer and wine (bring you own for a price).
San Marco Theater!
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 19, 2012 12:19 PM EST up reply actions
1938 Art Deco?
Sweet, a shame they don’t have more pictures on the site.
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 19, 2012 12:24 PM EST up reply actions
it's a fantastic little place
and we’ve got some good hipster kids that run it and don’t have an itch to change the place.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 19, 2012 12:28 PM EST up reply actions
Can I get some love for Mallory Blackwelder?
She hasn’t done the swimsuit shoot yet but she is a babe and a UK girl
Sposed to be SEC
Sandra Gal 4 lyfe
She’s a Gator, so, you know, kind of makes her even hotter (as if it was possible).
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 19, 2012 11:50 AM EST up reply actions
That's a big 10-4, good buddy.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 19, 2012 12:21 PM EST up reply actions
You have photos of Gal or O'Neal wearing nothing but paint?????
Put ’em up if you do.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 19, 2012 12:04 PM EST up reply actions
there is one of O'Neal that crossed GolfWRX a while ago in painted on top
but I will not post here.
GIS ‘Blair O’Neal Paint’ and check the first return.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 19, 2012 12:10 PM EST up reply actions
Umm, yeah... I can see why not...
Even if it is not a work day and this is technically a sidebar to the main forum.
BTW, thanks.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 19, 2012 12:14 PM EST up reply actions
I err on the side of discretion.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 19, 2012 12:20 PM EST up reply actions
I did find a semi-santized version, though...
[Poster Note: The lovely lavender hearts are not in the original photo]
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 19, 2012 12:23 PM EST up reply actions
/puts on Hammond mask
//looks in mirror
///falls in love
////snaps self out of it
/////kicks down door
//////fires gun into air
EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP, PUT DOWN THE RANCH, AND VOTE
by Truffle Shuffle on Feb 19, 2012 11:54 AM EST reply actions
It could be a temporary arrangement,
however, I’m not taking a pay cut.
"Shabbat Shalom motherfuckers" Mordechai Jefferson Carver
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by 8gooner8 on Feb 19, 2012 12:03 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Stay classy, Pitt
"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there." -- Captain Ron
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 19, 2012 11:56 AM EST reply actions
I was gonna bring up the battery tossing incident
But when the GIS search for “west virginia fans throwing batteries” turned up this as the 2nd result, I decided to become a lifelong WVU fan instead.
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Feb 19, 2012 11:58 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I have two questions about photo
Was the tape put on with the undies being worn?
If so, who got to do it?
"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there." -- Captain Ron
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 19, 2012 11:59 AM EST up reply actions
WV Incest Jokes, hahahah
You been on the UP lately?
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 19, 2012 12:07 PM EST up reply actions
I think we could find a few volunteers among the commentariat
who would take on a dangerous, tricky mission like that.
"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there." -- Captain Ron
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 19, 2012 12:10 PM EST up reply actions
This is on one of the first few pages when I search for Greg Robinson.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Behold mighty Heinz Field:
Lol Pitt.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 19, 2012 12:54 PM EST up reply actions
Pitt fans, cleverly disguised in gold....
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 19, 2012 12:57 PM EST up reply actions
That's Tino Sunseri's passing chart.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 19, 2012 12:59 PM EST up reply actions
it could be worse
In the name of the Woody, the Bo, and the Mustache Ride. Amen.
by Pariahwulfen on Feb 19, 2012 1:32 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Brighton's defense
resembles the USMNT in the 1st half of big matches.
There can be only one.
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.
Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of the cracks and splinters. That is the ‘loser,’ and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.
I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.
Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointer, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.
When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd.Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.”
This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bad of plain M&Ms. I consider this ‘grant money.’ I have set aside next weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.
There can be only one.
by Truffle Shuffle on Feb 19, 2012 12:08 PM EST reply actions 8 recs
Citation missing.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
I found it on some best of 4chan thing.
I know, I know……
by Truffle Shuffle on Feb 19, 2012 12:14 PM EST up reply actions
/shrug
4chan is 4chan. No biggie. Like it or not, most of the big internet memes that get co-opted for use here originate, or are made popular, there.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
Oh god, the Captcha stuff on Reddit
Might be some of the funniest stuff I’ve seen on the internet
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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 19, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions
Well, off to Home Depot for some caulking
Gotta finish up the crown moulding. As my construction buddy always told me, “Caulk and paint make you what you ain’t.”
Anybody need anything from the store while I’m out?
"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there." -- Captain Ron
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 19, 2012 12:12 PM EST reply actions
Can I get you to drop off some dry cleaning?
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by The Missing T on Feb 19, 2012 12:16 PM EST up reply actions
(the 'eer, that is)
Appropriate actions shall be taken as punishment for the reply fail. The replier is suspended from posting privileges for 30 minutes.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
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by The Missing T on Feb 19, 2012 12:17 PM EST up reply actions
We get a day off for President's Day
Commence all day drinjin
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 19, 2012 12:43 PM EST reply actions
The worst part of being hungover is having to make the food
But, sausage and eggs are in my stomach, movie on TV, no responsibilities today and it’s pretty nice.
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Currently .01. This goes away when I'm .17.
I just spent the last half-hour rolling a pan of meatballs...
They are now baking, the vegetable marinara is simmering, and the whole wheat noodles are on deck.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 19, 2012 12:56 PM EST up reply actions
How many times do I have to tell you I hate you and you're an idiot
I made the same breakfast though
Sposed to be SEC
Why am I hated and an idiot?
But yeah, food was goooood.
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Life is alright, could be better
And lol school is, well…yeah. But I’m nothing if not well informed about it. Just getting ready to kill myself during fall semester.
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Signing that loan paperwork is going to be like pulling teeth.
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But... but... but... did you have a real good time?
"Shabbat Shalom motherfuckers" Mordechai Jefferson Carver
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by 8gooner8 on Feb 19, 2012 1:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Fuck the Blackhawks! *Clap clap clapclapclap*
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 19, 2012 12:51 PM EST reply actions
I just imagine you going to this game and walking around with middle fingers extended to everyone
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/green and pink jerseys stare back in confusion
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 19, 2012 1:11 PM EST up reply actions
Inner monologue of said fans:
“why don’t they make a blue Blackhawks jersey? That would look good.”
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
Holy hell, Colin White fucking sucks.
If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.
"And the Blues really have some excellent goaltending.."
I am 24 and what is this?
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 19, 2012 12:56 PM EST reply actions
A foul in basketball *
*Offer not valid in Syracuse.
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 19, 2012 12:58 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 19, 2012 1:01 PM EST up reply actions
Such blatant home cooking will never happen in the ACC.
Never.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 19, 2012 1:13 PM EST up reply actions
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 19, 2012 1:15 PM EST up reply actions
I see Fab couldn't read the instruction manual that came with his sunglasses.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 19, 2012 1:16 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Technical Foul...
Hanging on the rim.
Does it get called, LOL NO!
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 19, 2012 1:19 PM EST up reply actions
That's hanging on the rim?
Come on.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 19, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions
When the rim is bent downward at an angle of at least 15 deg
Because a largish person is putting his full weight on it — yeah, I’d say that’s “hanging on the rim.”
"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there." -- Captain Ron
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 19, 2012 1:43 PM EST up reply actions
Dealt with it
Still undefeated against the defectors
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by stempke on Feb 19, 2012 1:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Now you're mad we're leaving the conference? Really?
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 19, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions
Not mad at all. I don't give a damn about any Syracuse has done, ever.
I just think it’s funny that the only team to beat all 3 that are leaving is a team that is not even a full member.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
But, as Lord Bitcherella has already explained to us, it's our fault for not giving him money.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 19, 2012 1:25 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
The Providence Mafia wants its protection money.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 19, 2012 1:25 PM EST up reply actions
Rec'd for "Lord Bitcharella"
Imma use that later.
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Quoth the Screeching Naked Mole Rat of Syracuse:
Yeah. I don’t know why that is. Why would [Father Jenkins] have a say on the football contract when they don’t participate in it? If they really wanted to keep the Big East together they would have come in in football, then we wouldn’t be talking about this.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 19, 2012 1:27 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
So it's okay for the Big East to try leverage our relationship with NBC to get a better contract
But we’re not allowed a say in said contract. Got it.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
I don't see what he's saying that is untrue
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 19, 2012 1:30 PM EST up reply actions
It's not our fault you can't sell out your oversized bouncy castle of a stadium.
But I’m sure playing Boston College every year will solve that problem.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 19, 2012 1:33 PM EST up reply actions
Um
Did we blame you for that?
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 19, 2012 1:34 PM EST up reply actions
The other non-FB schools got to vote on the contract as well, so we voted.
Hell, we had more of a right to vote than the other non-FB schools, since we agreed to play 2-3 Big East teams a season in order to help boost the Big East’s negotiating power.
Did Father Jenkins have some kind of mysterious veto power over the contract? No? Then stop blaming ND when the entire fucking conference voted against it.
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For a second there, I thought you had coined a new nickname for Nick
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by emc503 on Feb 19, 2012 1:34 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
FAB(ulous) Melo?
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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 19, 2012 2:25 PM EST up reply actions
Something called a Brian Elliott. It came from Denver.
In other news, Jamal Mayers is not dead yet.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 19, 2012 1:02 PM EST up reply actions
You had Osgood for a couple years...
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The Blues backup was their all star representative
Trust me, it ain’t the goaltending. The way that team plays defense could make any goalie look good.
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I always thought LeBron made a mistake
when he didn’t sign with Rutgers.
He could have been the basketball hero Rutgers needed!
/Simmons’d
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 19, 2012 1:23 PM EST up reply actions
Mikko Koivu is doubtful with an "upper body injury"
For everyone that complains about the NFL’s strict rules about the injury report, this is the alternative.
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Marrone does the same thing with the injury report
It’s either an upper body or lower body injury.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 19, 2012 1:16 PM EST up reply actions
Randy Shannon did the same thing, as I recall
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by The Missing T on Feb 19, 2012 1:50 PM EST up reply actions
There is so much fun you can have in snow
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You can only have fun in snow with lots of warm clothes and equipment
I can sit on the beach in a pair of trunks.
Warm >>>>>>>>> snow.
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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 19, 2012 1:46 PM EST up reply actions
I disagree
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by 8gooner8 on Feb 19, 2012 1:53 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
That's why Oregon is the best.
No snow at home, but if you want it, it’s an hour away.
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If one's preferred outdoor environment
is 85-90F with about 60-70%RH, then no, Oregon is not “the best.”
For full disclosure, I grew up camping in the snow (and by “camping” I mean pitching a tent and sleeping in a sleeping bag on the ground) in the Boy Scouts, sledding, ice skating and skiing in winter.
When I achieved adulthood I became aware that these were very cold pastimes, and something one did only to remain active through the winter months. Far better is to LEAVE the winter months and go where one can do the fun warm things like sailing and sitting on the beach ALL THE TIME.
/still haven’t done this yet, though
//soon
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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 19, 2012 2:06 PM EST up reply actions
Why would one prefer that?
65-75 F, dew point in the 40s. It does not get any better than that.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Pfft
The humidity keeps me hydrated
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 19, 2012 2:23 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not talking single-digit humidity.
Just dry enough to be comfortable.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Why have single-digit humidity
when you could have triple-digit humidity?
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 19, 2012 2:35 PM EST up reply actions
This summer
Woof. I had no AC for that night where it didnt get below 90.
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Well, I hate humidity and heat
So the south is right out for me. I love the weather in the NW. And the summers are unbeatable.
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Andy McDonald's head appears to be no longer broken
He’s had at least a point in every game since he came back, right?
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
I think just the last two.
But still.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 19, 2012 1:22 PM EST up reply actions
Just looked it up
You’re right, he didn’t have a point against Columbus, but he had one in the game before, so he’s 3 out of 4 since coming back from a broken brain.
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Kill me now
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So I see less than what I would see watching on TV?
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 19, 2012 1:23 PM EST up reply actions
you are watching it on TV?
My essay:
TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOE TEBOW
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HOW WILL DANICA FUCK UP QUALIFYING?
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Why? It's going to be someone else's fault, I'm sure.
"Shabbat Shalom motherfuckers" Mordechai Jefferson Carver
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
/Danica blames crew chief
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 19, 2012 1:32 PM EST up reply actions
Looks like an inability to reach the pedals
because she is SLOW.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 19, 2012 1:39 PM EST up reply actions
/gets some phone books
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 19, 2012 1:40 PM EST up reply actions
Let's just still that nickname ACS come up with, and call her "Lady Bitcharella" from now on
Shall we?
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I've always like Czaban's name for her
“Miss Stamps-A-Lot”
I prefer the traditional Pressdog name for her
“Princess Sparklepony”
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 19, 2012 1:59 PM EST up reply actions
Bud Shootout rules will return to sanity next year.
Not sure how Coors will feel about it, but it’s fine with me.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Can't complain about that.
The Busch Clash lives!
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 19, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions
Biochemistry humor...
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 19, 2012 1:32 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
Since Londonjoe is not here, I guess the responsibility falls to me....
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Ah, time for Daytona 500 Aero Engineering Exercise!
I mean qualifying!
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 19, 2012 1:38 PM EST reply actions
HAHAHAHA FUCK YOU GERBE
Sabres have a two on one and Kaleta makes a beautiful drop pass to Gerbe. The goalie had committed completely to Kaleta leaving the net wide open and Gerbe hit the post.
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I was going to not watch sports today.
Then I realized MSU-Purdue, Red Wings-Shorks, and Michigan women’s basketball were all on at the same time.
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The Shorks must be destroyed.
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Always and forever.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 19, 2012 1:46 PM EST up reply actions
Yo dawg.
We heard you like teal.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 19, 2012 2:02 PM EST up reply actions
Teal is not a color.
It is an abomination.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 19, 2012 2:16 PM EST up reply actions
Here you go, it's loaded
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Never been a fan of duck hunting
Sitting in a swamp doesn’t have much appeal
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
I do like it out here in the NW.
"Shabbat Shalom motherfuckers" Mordechai Jefferson Carver
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Where's the sport in it?
You hide in a blind, use decoys to fool the prey, use a weapon designed to make it as easy as possible to hit the target, and a dog to retrieve the bird.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
I didn't say it was a sport.
"Shabbat Shalom motherfuckers" Mordechai Jefferson Carver
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But how do you feel about green?
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 19, 2012 2:22 PM EST up reply actions
If not sure, add more.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
OK, I guess it's not quite as bad as THAT.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Pretend it's occupied by some dumbass from Northbrook scream-singing Chelsea Dagger.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 19, 2012 2:23 PM EST up reply actions
SKATE!
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 19, 2012 2:25 PM EST up reply actions
That's not OK and you fucking know it.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 19, 2012 2:23 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, if green is one of your colors.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 19, 2012 2:26 PM EST up reply actions
There was a Michigan Every Three Weekly (humor newspaper) piece about professional athletes gathering to celebrate St. Patrick's Day and toast their Irish heritage.
Featuring Shaquille O’Neal, Donovan McNabb, and Tracy McGrady.
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Patrice O'Neal at least had the courtesy to be from Boston.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 19, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions
Is that Lin jersey supposed to be some kind of St. Patrick's Day thing?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 19, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah.
The Knicks (and a few other teams – Chicago comes to mind, maybe Toronto and a couple others) wear green jerseys for their home game closest to St. Patrick’s Day.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
The orange seems a bit incongruous there, though
(too spidery?)
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 19, 2012 2:32 PM EST up reply actions
Not for St. Patrick's Day as celebrated in the United States.
Which is “wear green, pretend to talk like an Irish person, and drink a ton of Guinness”.
Similar to Cinco de Mayo as celebrated in the United States, which is “say a few words in broken Spanish and drink a ton of Corona”.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
But one gets points if one knows
what Cinco de Mayo celebrates.
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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 19, 2012 3:05 PM EST up reply actions
Defeat of the French at the Battle of Puebla
/no Googles or Wikipedia for that one
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 19, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions
The defeat of the French at Puebla
There are people that don’t know this?
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Probably a solid majority believe that it's Mexican independence day.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
again, why you should come to san antonio.
its freaking hilarious
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 19, 2012 3:09 PM EST up reply actions
I couldn't have told you which battle
but I had the general idea.
And yes, probably at least 85% of people I’ve encountered think it’s Mexican independence day.
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by The Missing T on Feb 19, 2012 3:11 PM EST up reply actions
For someone who runs a public establishment
you sure have a high opinion of the depth and breadth of the historical knowlege of the American public.
Just yesterday I asked one of my kids if he had ever heard of Daniel Boone or Davey Crockett. He answered in the negative.
/weeps for nation
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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 19, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions
oh you should come to San Antonio in May. OMG yes you should
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 19, 2012 3:06 PM EST up reply actions
Good point
What does the white on the flag represent again?
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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 19, 2012 2:35 PM EST up reply actions
Wikipedia says a peace between the "Green" and the "Orange"
Is St. Patricks’ Day celebrated much in Ireland itself?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 19, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions
Not as irreverently as we do
It’s still a party, but there’s also much more acknowledgement of its religious origins
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/vomits soy sauce
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 19, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions
These are even worse...and I have no idea where they came from/why they exist
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 19, 2012 2:34 PM EST up reply actions
Another reason the NBA sucks.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 19, 2012 2:35 PM EST up reply actions
Let's see what that says about you.
Well done. Here come the test results: “You are a horrible person.”
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 19, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I bake you a cake
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by stempke on Feb 19, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
GAH.
It looks like Nega-Hammond.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 19, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Baseball caps have long since jumped the shark
Proof:
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 19, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions
It sort of looks like a Union Jack.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 19, 2012 2:37 PM EST up reply actions
I...oh God.
I’m not a violent person, but if I go to the Ted and see someone wearing one of those, I may be left with no other option besides assault.
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by The Missing T on Feb 19, 2012 2:42 PM EST up reply actions
Nope, there's a whole series of these abominations
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
/buys for ACS
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 19, 2012 2:35 PM EST up reply actions
That is the right way to get revenge.
/cries blood
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 19, 2012 2:41 PM EST up reply actions
Please child, get some scratch-n-sniff
by Truffle Shuffle on Feb 19, 2012 2:41 PM EST up reply actions
Pink is not acceptable.
Even as revenge.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 19, 2012 2:42 PM EST up reply actions
But...watermelon...why?
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 19, 2012 2:42 PM EST up reply actions
little girls like pink?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 19, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions
The Rockies version of these hats must be really boring.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 19, 2012 2:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The Brewers actual logo is an M within the state outline
The designers of this series must have gotten sad when it came time to make the Milwaukee one
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hmmm
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 19, 2012 2:54 PM EST up reply actions
Oh god, it gets worse
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 19, 2012 2:57 PM EST up reply actions
I'm so happy I can't find an OU one like that
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 19, 2012 3:00 PM EST up reply actions
Hmmm, found an OSU one
but no OU
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 19, 2012 3:08 PM EST up reply actions
Oh I found that one too
I guess that just means OU has better sense.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 19, 2012 3:09 PM EST up reply actions
Probably different or restrictive licensing requirements
from OU.
/IP Lawed
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 19, 2012 3:10 PM EST up reply actions
QUIT RUINING MY FUN
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 19, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions
I said the same thing as you!
“Better sense” tends to come in the form of better negotiated licensing agreements
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 19, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions
i would like to think of it more as they just went "hahahahahaha, no."
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 19, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions
There's an MSU one
but it’s just the block S superimposed over the Mackinac region. Nothing silly-looking like the bird-in-a-box.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
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He always does.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
If you had to hang out with Sparty, you'd be on edge too
Roid rage is real, man
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
See next game.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
Oh wait.
nevermind.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
This guy's an idiot twice over.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
That doesn't change the expression on the mascot's face.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
This is true.
I was intentionally misinterpreting for trolling purposes, since that school in West Lafayette failed to do so.
Found it!
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 19, 2012 3:06 PM EST up reply actions
I just saw someone walking a tiny Corgi puppy.
Is the appropriate term for this a “cupcake”?
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by Tremendous on Feb 19, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
BAWWWWWW I like it.
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DREW MILLER!
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The Sabres are paying more real money for their team this year than any other team
They will pay out about 75 million this year… they are in last place in the East
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Good morning.
There are empty bottles of liquor all over my house, but thanks to Fearless Leader’s Pedialyte suggestion, no hangover!
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 19, 2012 2:19 PM EST up reply actions
Congratulations!
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 19, 2012 2:19 PM EST up reply actions
Watching Matt Cullen play hockey with his little boys makes me want another kid
The smell of dirty diapers makes me not want another kid.
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Just had a piece of Extra apple pie gum.
This is freaky, because it tastes JUST. LIKE. PIE.
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Now at 256. Headed for 215. This is to publicly shame me until I do it.
by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 19, 2012 2:21 PM EST reply actions
Holy shit. I've seen Purdue's offense before.
The Tommy Amaker years.
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This is insane.
I mean, yes, we’re defending incredibly well, but even well-guarded shots usually go down at a better rate than 5%.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Dammit, why did I have to acknowledge the inevitable reality that that couldn't last?
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Guys - I ran today.
I hate you all
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
i do not feel better.
i feel like i need to sit in an ice bath followed by a hot stone massage ALL FOR MY LEGS
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 19, 2012 2:44 PM EST up reply actions
See! It's not so bad!
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
hmph.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 19, 2012 3:03 PM EST up reply actions
I mean, sure, the first four or so times I woke up today I responded with "no way", but it builds character! Or something.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
i got up at 715 this morning just to make sure i would run
y’all should be proud
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 19, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, I'm not proud of anything that involves getting up that early.
Late to bed and late to rise makes a man something or other.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Early to rise and early to bed
makes a man wealthy but socially dead.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Does the same to a woman
Although I am ready for another workout JUST NOT RUNNING
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 19, 2012 3:11 PM EST up reply actions
Was quoting Animaniacs.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
strangely enough I know.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 19, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions
The way you should feel after a good run the first time
"Shabbat Shalom motherfuckers" Mordechai Jefferson Carver
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
the first time? no no no no no no.
I ran a route that I ran about 2 months ago. I had to stop to stretch 4 times due to YEAH cramping. this is not fun. its necessity.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 19, 2012 3:05 PM EST up reply actions
Someone really misled you
Who told you running was fun?
"Shabbat Shalom motherfuckers" Mordechai Jefferson Carver
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
I blame emc, and Erik, and Boozy and KG and everyone in the thread last night
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 19, 2012 3:08 PM EST up reply actions
Running is fun though!
And if I say it you know it’s true.
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Feb 19, 2012 3:10 PM EST up reply actions
I didn't say anything about it being fun.
It’s more of a “I have to do this because I’m seriously overweight” thing for me.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
you misinterpret my blame.
i didn’t say y’all said running was fun, just that i blame y’all for me running today.
/back to massaging ITBand
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 19, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions
I joined a group of people who were training for a Tough Mudder this morning.
I feel…uncomfortable right now.
Who was chasing you?
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"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 19, 2012 2:42 PM EST up reply actions
I did a 4.5 mile walk (18 min/mile pace) before the basketball game.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Swimming >>> Running
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 19, 2012 2:44 PM EST up reply actions
i don't have a pool.
i do have a sidewalk. which in 3 miles goes up 174 feet.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 19, 2012 2:47 PM EST up reply actions
I'm convinced that running is some kind of pyramid scheme.
“oh shit, some asshole tricked me into running. I must continue the chain by tricking some other people into running”
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
i really am more worried about the fact that i'm 99% sure i have plantar fasciitis.
i do not like not working out. it was bad enough when i broke my toe. They said stay off for 6 weeks, after 3 i was doing impact again. after 2 i was rowing. I see a lot of rowing in my future right now
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 19, 2012 2:49 PM EST up reply actions
Go Rutgers! Down only 2 with 7:00 to play!
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Alright, it's time to go and play soccer.
Y’all behave!
"Shabbat Shalom motherfuckers" Mordechai Jefferson Carver
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
/Plays Chelsea Dagger
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly
That reminds me
one of my friends is a DJ on the north side. He’s agreed to make a mash-up of Chelsea Dagger and La Bamba for your upcoming birthday.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly
Could he some how fuse in "Lets have a real good time" as well?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 19, 2012 2:56 PM EST up reply actions
Needz moar "Go Cubs Go."
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 19, 2012 2:57 PM EST up reply actions
A DJ on the North Side?
I imagine I’d last about 12 minutes in that job before stabbing someone
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
His facebook status from last weekend:
Bro: hey man, c’mon! Play my mixtape.
DJ: did you bring ten girls here tonight? No? Then go away, and if you ask me again the bouncer is going to toss your ass.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly
He can be.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly
Well, if the football team is, mostly, clean, what could be the problem at TCU?
The night after a much-publicized drug sweep, the president of TCU’s Interfraternity Council was arrested on a charge of furnishing alcohol to minors after police got a 911 call about someone "chasing another person with a blowtorch" at an off-campus party.
Oh.
by Truffle Shuffle on Feb 19, 2012 2:58 PM EST reply actions
Oh my.
I guess at least it wasn’t a true flamethrower.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Apparently they couldn't find the blowtorch when they arrived.
Also, one of the kids the Fort Worth PD arrested for the drugs was the wrong kid. They had the wrong photo in the affidavit. How do you fuck that up?
by Truffle Shuffle on Feb 19, 2012 3:09 PM EST up reply actions
ALWAYS BLAME THE IFC! I SEE HOW IT IS!
(You probably should always blame the IFC)
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Feb 19, 2012 3:06 PM EST up reply actions
this goes here.
my stash o' gifs
www.tigernet.com
by Orangebowl81 on Feb 19, 2012 4:02 PM EST up reply actions 8 recs
So, Ryan Clowe fights Abdelkader because he got cleanly hit.
What. A. Bitch.
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Well that sucked.
HOW DO I OFFENSE.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 19, 2012 3:03 PM EST reply actions
I still don't think the Blues know how to do that.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 19, 2012 3:04 PM EST up reply actions
/plays La Bamba Dagger
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Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly
by saxattack29 on Feb 19, 2012 3:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Here, I pulled your car around for you.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 19, 2012 3:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
/plays saxophone
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly
That bandwagon is way too full for how the Blackhawks have been playing lately.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 19, 2012 3:06 PM EST up reply actions
Any time you can give up a goal from your own offensive zone, you gotta do it
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Dammit Wings, finish up already so I can watch the Wild continue to choke away the playoffs.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
You knew it was coming, both teams put the idiots that can't do anything but fight on the ice
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Same way you filter the soccer
Passive aggressive bitching
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
People want to filter the soccer?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 19, 2012 3:09 PM EST up reply actions
I could do without it
But I just z through it and don’t complain
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
You don't understand. This is a college football site. I don't want to hear about your stupid NBA games.
Go somewhere dedicated to the NBA to talk about that shit, because I come here for the COLLEGE FOOTBALL TALK.
/begins conversation on shoes
//turns into discussion on kerbals
///someone mentions NBA —→ people RAEG
by Truffle Shuffle on Feb 19, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions
Don't be silly
I know your life revolves around Brandon Jennings every bit as much as ACS’ life revolves around OJ Mayo
Sposed to be SEC
Brandon Jennings basically announced he was not going to resign in Milwaukee
The little fucks I could possibly give, somehow got smaller
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Kerbalans have planted the Big XII flag on the Mun
What has the NBA ever done there?
"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there." -- Captain Ron
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 19, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions
I wouldn't mind not reading about it.
I’d rather read a dictionary than watch soccer, and I’d rather watch soccer than hear about soccer second-hand.
Iz conflicted
On the one hand.. fuck hockey teams in cities without naturally occurring ice. On the other hand, fuck the Red Wings now and forever
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
I hate the Red Wings the way I hate Wisconsin.
I hate San Jose and other warm-weather teams the way I hate North Dakota.
I feel like I need a cigarette after seeing that shift from Zetterberg.
45 seconds of forechecking, keeping the Sharks in their own zone after they had already pulled the goalie. Sexy.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
GQ named Louisville the manliest city in America
Yeah, yeah, Chicago has broader shoulders. But when it comes to the masculine arts — bourbon, baseball, bettin’ the ponies — good luck topping Louisville. And don’t worry, the city’s not just coasting on its history. Lou-uh-vul strikes a balance between the traditions for which it’s justly famous and a right-now vibe that gives the town and its 750,000 residents a kind of courtly swagger.
The “country swagger” comment proves that no one from GQ has ever been to Louisville before.
Sposed to be SEC
That read "courtly" swagger, not "country."
"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there." -- Captain Ron
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 19, 2012 3:15 PM EST up reply actions
what the fuck would country swagger be?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 19, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions
so the opposite of toby keith....
so like me?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 19, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions
I'm thinking it woulkd be more like this.....
or maybe Jerry Jeff Walker.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 19, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions
I can see it being Willie and i'm ok with that
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 19, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions
More like "country stagger"
"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there." -- Captain Ron
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 19, 2012 3:32 PM EST up reply actions
Louisville... Courtly Swagger?
wuh?
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 19, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions
They do these every year.
One came out when I was in Milwaukee. The people on the radio went “We make beer and Harleys, how are we not in the top 10?”
by Truffle Shuffle on Feb 19, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions
Twenty-three straight!
Fuck yeah, Red Wings!
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Happy Hockey Day In America, Red Wings fans.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
U JELLY?
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
Nope... well yes... but not over the record, the record still belongs to Philly, who I hate almost as much as Detroit
Philly won 20 straight back when there were ties. The Wings streak includes 4 shootout wins. Those would have been ties.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
I'm quite fully aware of why you think there should be an asterisk. I also give zero fucks.
The streak is ‘meh’ if they can’t continue it into the playoffs.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
Know who else objected to the validity of the streak? Mike Milbury.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
WUT
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Heard it the night the Wings got their 21st.
He mentioned something about “WELL THE BRUINS” and then my brain shut off, so I didn’t actually hear the argument.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
Well, it had to end sometime. I can't go on while sharing opinions with Mike Milbury
Good bye cruel world
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
You know what I didn't forget?
The fucks I give about “asterisks”.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 19, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions
This terror deserves it's own comment: "Soon"
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
and this isn't?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 19, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
no not terrifying or no do not want
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 19, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions
DO NOT WANT
/sorry, realize that was ambiguous
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 19, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions
just making sure on how to troll more effectively
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 19, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions
THE HOKIE BIRD.
It watches. And waits.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
NIGHTMARE FUEL
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
His eyes are pointed north-west...
Oh hell, he’s pissed and about to start a fight with that thing in Ohio.
VT Hokie (yelling at the nearby WV Mountaineer): “HOLD ME BACK BRO, HOLD ME BACK!”
Mountainer (looks away from the Hokie and to the bartender): “I’m not with him, I have no idea who he is.”
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 19, 2012 3:21 PM EST up reply actions
The razorback, looks kinda off...
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 19, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions
The one on the left is actually semi-tolerable
Still wouldn’t buy one, but (as we’ve seen) it can be worse.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Feb 19, 2012 3:28 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, I actually like the one on the left, but you're right.
This hat screams “Mike Locksley wouldn’t fuck with me.”
by Truffle Shuffle on Feb 19, 2012 3:32 PM EST up reply actions
New Mexico?
Really? Then again I think Isaiah Crowell had a Georgia version on at his signing day.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 19, 2012 3:32 PM EST up reply actions
Why don't they have a Rutgers one with Manhattan?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
CHOO CHOO!!!!!!!!
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
by purwho on Feb 19, 2012 3:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
i've now found three of you!
I’ve even worked with them.
Also please to explain:
Boss-like person is one of you. Thursday wears The Purdue polo. Friday wears ND polo and hat. he does not have degree from ND. He is from indiana.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 19, 2012 3:37 PM EST up reply actions
Cool, even the mythical places have outline hats...
What’s next? Atlantis, Oz, Narnia?
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 19, 2012 3:37 PM EST up reply actions
I don't know what narnia looks like but i bet it looks awesome
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 19, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions
Indiana EXISTS!
I have been there! It is a terrible place where the streets are paved in ranch and incompetence fills the land
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 19, 2012 4:11 PM EST up reply actions
Indiana exists. The Purdue does not.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I'm just waiting for the entire racing surface at Indianapolis to be covered in ranch.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I seem to be unable to find a GT version of this phenomenon.
I am okay with this.
(That said, this one actually looks kinda cool. Blind squirrels, etc.)
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Feb 19, 2012 3:41 PM EST up reply actions
YO DAWG, I HEARD YOU LIKE HATS
by Truffle Shuffle on Feb 19, 2012 3:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
??
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
That's the strangest Southern Miss hat I've ever seen.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
by purwho on Feb 19, 2012 4:26 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Needs more state flag elements.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Feb 19, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions
I think I saw one of those.
Not linking it for fear of seizures.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
This is so appropriate now that Urban Meyer has arrived
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 19, 2012 3:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I think Stempke made this joke earlier in a different context
But the Colorado hat must be quite boring
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 19, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions
What.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
That looks like pothead gear
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly
No Recs?
I give you comedy gold and you give me nothing!
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 19, 2012 4:13 PM EST up reply actions
Or this?
"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there." -- Captain Ron
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 19, 2012 3:29 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
YOU BASTARD.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
YOU ASS
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 19, 2012 3:30 PM EST up reply actions
How about the Nebraska one with L'il Red?
by Albino Tornado on Feb 19, 2012 3:41 PM EST up reply actions
I am waiting to see an ECU version
Actually, might look kinda cool
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 19, 2012 4:12 PM EST up reply actions
It needs to be 3-D, bursting out of the hat, and laughing.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
They use something similar as their actual midfield logo.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
For lack of a better place to put it.
This is something.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Why didn't Colt Brennan shave that into the side of his head?
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
Last one.
These are all kind of terrifying (particularly this one and Richmond’s). Click the image to see all of them.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Hmmm
For some of the teams/logos this actually looks not-half-bad (i.e. KSU, Memphis and MSU) but the rest just look like large blobs
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 19, 2012 4:33 PM EST up reply actions
I like Richmond's
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 19, 2012 4:36 PM EST up reply actions
Not sure if serious...
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 19, 2012 4:39 PM EST up reply actions
i wouldn't wear it but out of all them its the most striking
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 19, 2012 4:41 PM EST up reply actions
This has actually introduced me to some logos I hadn't seen before
I never knew that New Mexico had a “UNM” logo, for instance. Or Miami (FL) having one that uses a script M.
Or…this. Huskers, Imma need your help on this one.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
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blackshirts logo
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 19, 2012 4:41 PM EST up reply actions
Yep, that would explain it.
When your entire world of college sports didn’t begin until 2005, you miss a few things.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Feb 19, 2012 4:43 PM EST up reply actions
Waaaaaait...
Ugh I need to install software on my new laptop so I can mock up a WKU/Big Red hat. Stuff of terror
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 19, 2012 4:40 PM EST up reply actions
Like this?
"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there." -- Captain Ron
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 19, 2012 4:07 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
OMG, someone shop the Craig James "derp" face
into the texas hat. Here is the hat for reference
/I have never had and never will have anything to do with that Craig James google/meme, But I do dislike the man and find that derp face funny
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"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 19, 2012 4:18 PM EST up reply actions
Hell, I'll green that.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
Do they have one of those with the Virginia Cavalier
Because that would be pretty creepy
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 19, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions
Soon...er or later
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 19, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions
Mostly later....
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 19, 2012 3:26 PM EST up reply actions
/checks, is still basketball season
//no more now than later, will be a few months before our football team is ritually sacrificed to USC @ the Meadowlands
Makes me think of the poor cardinal.
Jumping on board with this. I'm at 193. This goes away when I'm at 148. Remind me.
by alexanderkotov on Feb 19, 2012 3:34 PM EST up reply actions
Ooh, pond hockey in the background.
And, naturally, one team is wearing North Stars colors.
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Ah, they just explained that one team was former North Stars.
And the other apparently included the St. Paul mayor.
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Well...
Wings continue their win streak… so that’s something.
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Jeremy Lin is fun as fuck to watch
This is awesome. It’s like watching a young Steve Nash
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NBC exects LOOOOOVE themselves random guest appearances.
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The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
His attempted wooing of Emma Stone (who younger than his daughter) was one of the creepiest things I've ever seen
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
He sent her a very, very creepy youtube video of himself that was the equivalent of a high school love note
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Creepier that Woody Allen's wooing of his adopted daughter?
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 19, 2012 3:28 PM EST up reply actions
he said ONE of. that leaves top billing up for debate
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 19, 2012 3:29 PM EST up reply actions
Then you know where my money is...
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 19, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions
I didn't have the misfortune of witnessing the wooing.
I didn’t become aware of that situation until they were already a thing.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Oh happy day!!! My 2012 Orange Bowl DVD arrived yesterday...
I think I’m going to spend the rest of the afternoon revelling in that masterful Clemson fucking.
Besides, we’re having our first all-day rain of the year today.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
Cue 'eer with a beer with the 10 touchdowns in 10 seconds video.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Or just this one; it's smaller
"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there." -- Captain Ron
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 19, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Bro, you need to watermark that...
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 19, 2012 3:32 PM EST up reply actions
Good point
Done.
"If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there." -- Captain Ron
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 19, 2012 3:37 PM EST up reply actions
God fucking damn it.
Fucking Knicks.
Jumping on board with this. I'm at 193. This goes away when I'm at 148. Remind me.
It's better than Lizzing.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
One of the best US anthems, yes.
I’m still partial to the full-crowd singalongs a lot of the Canadian arenas do.
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I don't think it's a concerted effort, just the combination of the dark green of the Wild and Bruins black
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Dark green.
Not a real fan of the new home jerseys, the red ones and the old greens (with some red trim) looked better.
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Yes
It got pretty dusty when the wheelchair-bound dog got run over
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 19, 2012 4:03 PM EST up reply actions
The ending of that movie
ALL OF THE DUST JUST FLYING AROUND MY ROOM
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 19, 2012 4:03 PM EST up reply actions
Actually, I'm thinking about Pig in the City
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 19, 2012 4:04 PM EST up reply actions
I was about to say...
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 19, 2012 4:04 PM EST up reply actions
Pig in the City was way darker than the original
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 19, 2012 4:05 PM EST up reply actions
The original was already kind of dark
I can’t imagine how it got darker in the sequel
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 19, 2012 4:06 PM EST up reply actions
Heroin and prostitution.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
Can't tell if you're joking or not.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 19, 2012 4:13 PM EST up reply actions
2nd most tear worthy part
After Cromwell singing If I had Words.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 19, 2012 4:20 PM EST up reply actions
well
the lady friend just left. time to finish my paper . . .
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 19, 2012 4:21 PM EST reply actions
so you had a good weekend?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 19, 2012 4:22 PM EST up reply actions
couldn't have been better
she loves her earrings!
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 19, 2012 4:24 PM EST up reply actions
I'm sure this has been covered on here already
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 19, 2012 4:27 PM EST reply actions
Someone at ESPN has been very, very fired.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
ESPN, because fuck you thats why
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 19, 2012 4:31 PM EST up reply actions
ESPN fired the guy
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 19, 2012 4:31 PM EST up reply actions
I would hope so
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 19, 2012 4:32 PM EST up reply actions
Yep
Fired him (didn’t ID him) and 30 day suspension for the ESPNNEWS guy who used the same phrase
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/19/espn-fires-employee-jeremy-lin-headline_n_1287591.html
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 19, 2012 4:34 PM EST up reply actions
Well, either a racist got fired
Or someone made an honest mistake and is paying through the nose for it.
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Currently .01. This goes away when I'm .17.
What I don't get...
is the “writer” got fired. What about the editors that let it get through?
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
The writer gets fired
But the guy who was on the air only gets suspended…
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 19, 2012 4:38 PM EST up reply actions
the enduring power of the printed word.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 19, 2012 4:38 PM EST up reply actions
but anyone could have recorded it
and someone almost certainly did.
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 19, 2012 4:39 PM EST up reply actions
In theory, the writer has time to think about it before he/she writes it down.
Whereas a speaker can blurt something out and not get the chance to realize “that means something more than what I meant to say”.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
true, didn't think of that
still several things blurted can/have remain relatively infamous. The guy that played Kramer’s career died because of what he said.
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 19, 2012 4:43 PM EST up reply actions
fair point, I agree with what you said
but I’m from a lawyerin’ family and compulsively play devils advocate.
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 19, 2012 4:45 PM EST up reply actions
Don't know off hand what he said
but there’s a difference between “overtly racist” and “using a common phrase which could have an accidental double meaning”. I can believe that this was the latter (especially spoken during live filming; I find it a bit more difficult to believe that nobody noticed the potential double meaning with the headline).
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Yeah, the headline is definitely more outrageous
Mostly because more pairs of eyes had to have read that. That said, it sounded like the announcer was reading off a prompter and not making it up on the fly.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 19, 2012 4:47 PM EST up reply actions
which if true is just as big an oversight
pre-recorded and reviewed means that it should not have potential to be racist.
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 19, 2012 4:48 PM EST up reply actions
I'm Ron Burgundy?
Dammit, who put a question mark on the teleprompter?
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by SpartanDan on Feb 19, 2012 4:49 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
anchorman autorec
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 19, 2012 4:51 PM EST up reply actions
How old were you when this came out?
(not that I was that old myself)
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 19, 2012 4:52 PM EST up reply actions
I dunno, I've seen it 3-4 times
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 19, 2012 4:53 PM EST up reply actions
What's it like to grow up in a post-funny Will Ferrell time?
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
He also missed the one or two Adam Sandler films that were actually funny
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 19, 2012 5:00 PM EST up reply actions
waterboy and...?
You could make a case for billy madison, I guess.
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 19, 2012 5:01 PM EST up reply actions
Happy Gilmore?
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Knew I forgot something.
that was a good movie. He got old, as did Will Ferrell in movies.
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 19, 2012 5:03 PM EST up reply actions
I was going for Billy Madison
Forgot Happy Gilmore, so that’s three
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 19, 2012 5:03 PM EST up reply actions
WHAT THE FUCK KID?
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 19, 2012 5:03 PM EST up reply actions
And the comedic duo of Chris Farley/David Spade doing the same thing in every movie.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
Actually I've seen a good chunk of those movies
netflix is an incredible thing.
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 19, 2012 5:03 PM EST up reply actions
odd, and cold
I have caught up as best I could, we lost chappelle’s show too. That said new guys step up. The internet helps lesser know comedians as much as it helps lesser known artists in anything else.
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 19, 2012 5:00 PM EST up reply actions
Sounds like the guy who wrote the prompter should be suspended, then.
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He doesn't exactly have time to think "wait, this extremely common phrase ...
… has a word with another meaning that would make it a horrible choice for a story involving Lin". The headline writer does.
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Gregg Easterbrook
doesn’t see anything wrong with the post.
THEY'RE ONLY PIGS WHEN THEY'RE ALIVE
WHEN THEY’RE DEAD THEY’RE JUST PORK!
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Hockey?
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golf.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 19, 2012 4:41 PM EST up reply actions
Not bad at all.
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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!
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That'll do pig. That'll do.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 19, 2012 5:00 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
MY MIND WAS JUST BLOWN
James Cromwell was the Farmer? WAT
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 19, 2012 5:03 PM EST up reply actions
It's arguably his greatest role ever.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 19, 2012 5:04 PM EST up reply actions
No way dude
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 19, 2012 5:08 PM EST up reply actions
LA Confidential was a great movie that isn't given the credit it deserves.
Kevin Spacey had an amazing 5 year run.
The Usual Suspects
Se7en
L.A.Confidential
American Beauty
All great films. That’s almost 1 great movie a year.
Even the non-greats in that 5 year period aren’t exactly embarassing.
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The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
Saying that LA Confidential "isn't given the credit it deserves"
Is like saying that Citizen Kane has been underrated
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 19, 2012 5:19 PM EST up reply actions
Lewis Skolnick's dad in Revenge of the Nerds.
I will hear no argument.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 19, 2012 5:36 PM EST up reply actions
what network?
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 19, 2012 5:08 PM EST up reply actions
NBC Sports Network
I didn’t even know Jacksonville University had a team.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 19, 2012 5:09 PM EST up reply actions
speaking of which
Michigan goes D-1 in lax soon.
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 19, 2012 5:10 PM EST up reply actions
They are D-1
This year
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 19, 2012 5:11 PM EST up reply actions
thats what I mean
I think they’re first game is soon.
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 19, 2012 5:13 PM EST up reply actions
Already played two games
Lost to Detroit Mercy and Penn State
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 19, 2012 5:13 PM EST up reply actions
kinda lost track of lacrosse this year
as long as michigan is losing I’m happy
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 19, 2012 5:15 PM EST up reply actions
Which begs the question, how was UDM D-1 in lacrosse before Michigan?
UM getting good at lacrosse would not be good for Syracuse. You guys have a pretty big pipeline from the Michigan high schools that play it, do you not?
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Not really important to us
It’s all about New York and the Reservations for us, we could stop recruiting Michigan entirely and it wouldn’t be an issue.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 19, 2012 5:20 PM EST up reply actions
UM getting good is more of a concern for Notre Dame
And Ohio State.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 19, 2012 5:21 PM EST up reply actions
True.
It would hurt ND more on the west side of the state, where public school lacrosse is more of a thing. Out here in the Detroit area, it’s all about the Catholic schools where ND is always going to have some sway.
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The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
true, what I've wondered is why LAX is so much more east coast
there are enough high schools in california to support more teams.
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 19, 2012 5:23 PM EST up reply actions
I'm sure California lacrosse will become more prominent
Stuff like lacrosse, field hockey, crew, etc. still has a very East Coast feel to it
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 19, 2012 5:24 PM EST up reply actions
true
but short of denver the west coast is a wasteland.
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 19, 2012 5:25 PM EST up reply actions
Lacrosse is big in California
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 19, 2012 5:24 PM EST up reply actions
I mean college lacrosse teams
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 19, 2012 5:25 PM EST up reply actions
Travel would be the primary issue.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 19, 2012 5:26 PM EST up reply actions
agreed
but the expansion should happen soon enough, one would hope. Lacrosse has the advantage of being a spring sport, thus not competing with much besides baseball. Would expect it to get good in the south eventually.
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 19, 2012 5:27 PM EST up reply actions
NBCSN should expand their lax schedule a little bit
Only because ESPNU’s cut down a little bit.
For instance, it would be nice for Syracuse-Cornell to be aired somewhere other than Central New York…
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WTF is going on
UVA barely wins to team ranked #20, Duke loses (granted ND’s good), and Denver loses (to an unranked team).
This lax season already cray
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Seriously
Jacksonville shouldn’t even have a full roster of D-1 capable players yet.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 19, 2012 5:10 PM EST up reply actions
It started a week ago
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 19, 2012 5:13 PM EST up reply actions
Make it two!
Power play goal for the Wild.
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That's one way to do a shot fake.
Completely whiff on the first shot, make a quick move and fire.
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A field lined solely for Lacrosse
I must be dreaming.
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Is this rare?
Then again I think our soccer and lacrosse fields were combined
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 19, 2012 5:08 PM EST up reply actions
lol white people
Jumping on board with this. I'm at 193. This goes away when I'm at 148. Remind me.
by alexanderkotov on Feb 19, 2012 5:22 PM EST up reply actions
Basically
Although we have surprisingly never had a strong lacrosse program
/still got that rowin’ PAWWLLL
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 19, 2012 5:22 PM EST up reply actions
/Harvard goes to Henley
//loses
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 19, 2012 5:23 PM EST up reply actions
Rowing joke about how Harvard never does shit at the Henley Regatta
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 19, 2012 5:26 PM EST up reply actions
Was that the scene from the Social Network?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 19, 2012 5:29 PM EST up reply actions
They made the joke
But it made no sense because back then was when Harvard actually won at Henley.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 19, 2012 5:30 PM EST up reply actions
Besides attending Head of the Charles
I really know nothing about rowing
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 19, 2012 5:31 PM EST up reply actions
Harvard's decent at lacrosse
The only issue is that Cornell and Princeton have had the Ivy League in lockdown in lacrosse for a really really really long time, and the way the Red are looking this year that’s not changing any time soon
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To be fair Soccer shouldn't be a white sport at all
But it’s been designed that way in this country for stupid reasons.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 19, 2012 5:23 PM EST up reply actions
I suspect that stereotype will be gone in a generation
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 19, 2012 5:23 PM EST up reply actions
It all depends on whether the current travel program shit dies or not
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 19, 2012 5:24 PM EST up reply actions
How much different is it really from AAU basketball?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
more like travel hockey than aau from what I understand
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 19, 2012 5:29 PM EST up reply actions
One day, organizers will realize that these expensive travel teams do more to hurt their sports than help them.
HAHAHAHA WHO THE FUCK AM I KIDDING.
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Travel expenses? Hogwash.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
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by The Missing T on Feb 19, 2012 6:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Only slightly less corrupt?
Oh and it’s way fucking cheaper for the player in AAU Basketball than in travel soccer.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 19, 2012 5:29 PM EST up reply actions
I remember reading about a Georgia town (can't quite remember which one)
Where the entire Parks and Rec department got nailed for travel basketball corruption
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 19, 2012 5:32 PM EST up reply actions
Tongueboner.
No wait, wat
Jumping on board with this. I'm at 193. This goes away when I'm at 148. Remind me.
by alexanderkotov on Feb 19, 2012 5:14 PM EST up reply actions
I fucking want that now.
Now.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 19, 2012 5:43 PM EST up reply actions
How about some asparagus instead?
BOOM. STEALTH CAKE
by Truffle Shuffle on Feb 19, 2012 5:45 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
That could be acceptable...
But not enough chocolate.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 19, 2012 5:53 PM EST up reply actions
NOM NOM NOM
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 19, 2012 5:54 PM EST up reply actions
A movie about a party
Sounds like something you’d rather go to a party instead of sitting around watching a movie at that time
Also, sweet use of Chingy’s “Tipsy.” I haven’t heard that song in about 6 or 7 years
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SAPPY HOCKEY STORIES!
It’s like NBC applies “Olympic Mode” to Hockey Day in America
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 19, 2012 5:34 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
God damnit pledge.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 19, 2012 5:35 PM EST up reply actions
sorry
accidentally hit return twice while trying to read a comment.
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 19, 2012 5:36 PM EST up reply actions
starting to warm up to the idea of a lacrosse shot clock
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Cool starry bra time:
Two of my friends who went to the ball with us last night went to a bar after, and one of them had her purse stolen. She was the one driving so they took her keys, phone, wallet, everything. The girls and the two guys they were hanging out with ran all over downtown in the wee hours of the morning tracking her phone, gave up about 6 am and went with the guys to their cousin’s house where they slept in a child’s bedroom. They came and got my car and spent all day navigating Joe Cain crowds/traffic going to all the gas stations where the credit cards were used, looking for the purse, phone, etc. They managed to find her ID and cancelled debit card. I just spent 30 minutes navigating parade traffic to get them as close to the Civic Center as possible so they could meet a locksmith and a tow truck at their car to get it towed to the car dealership so they can make her a new key. Meanwhile they’re wearing t-shirts borrowed from me, carrying their dresses, and generally looking like crazy shackers. I don’t think the one whose purse got stolen will be coming back to Mardi Gras.
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There was a lack of starry bra in that story.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 19, 2012 5:39 PM EST up reply actions
Looking in trash cans in ball gowns? Does that count?
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I think he wanted sparkly underthings
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 19, 2012 5:43 PM EST up reply actions
BACKSTROM!
Hell of a save there to keep it 2-0.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
41 saves so far today.
Thomas has had a couple of good saves too, but Backstrom is stealing the show.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Downton Abbey is awesome
And unexpectedly very very funny.
Twitter
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Maggie Smith is awesome.
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I haven't watched it myself, but I'm not surprised.
The british are the undisputed kings of sneaking a wry sense of humor into things that sound utterly unfunny.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
So poledancing is making san antonio news for Monday...
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yay?
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 19, 2012 6:16 PM EST up reply actions
Interesting that you know this a day ahead of time...
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by The Missing T on Feb 19, 2012 6:18 PM EST up reply actions
It made the "hey watch the news tomorrow night" on the news tonight
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 19, 2012 6:21 PM EST up reply actions
sure, this isn't some pre-mediated crime spree
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 19, 2012 6:22 PM EST up reply actions
That's what she wants us to think.
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by The Missing T on Feb 19, 2012 6:24 PM EST up reply actions
she just got off the phone with a guy who calls himself "CJ"
allegedly.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 19, 2012 6:25 PM EST up reply actions
Pre-mediated would certainly be an interesting way to commit crimes.
“Hello, sir. In about four hours, I’m going to rob your house. Would you prefer I break through the front window or the back window.”
“Oh that back window would just be perfect, thanks.”
by Attie Hat on Feb 19, 2012 6:26 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
stupid homophones
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 19, 2012 6:27 PM EST up reply actions
... And ladies & gentlemen in this example we all can see,
Freud was right!
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wow I am off today
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 19, 2012 6:50 PM EST up reply actions
Oh no, keep it up, it's fascinating
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in which case
full speed ahead and damn the torpedoes.
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 19, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
could be pre-medicated
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 19, 2012 6:27 PM EST up reply actions
Well, those girls suffer a lot of injuries, that's for sure
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We need Jon here to lecture us on the mental states and motivations of strippers.
If I recall correctly, one third are in it to support a drug habit, one third are in as a result of emotional problems/daddy issues, and the final third are good girls just trying to make ends meet. The girls in the final third generally end up in one of the other two categories.
by Truffle Shuffle on Feb 19, 2012 6:49 PM EST up reply actions
Damn you have a good memory.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 19, 2012 6:55 PM EST up reply actions
Some of my patients at the sports med clinic are may or may not be in this profession.
That assessment sounds about right
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wait you work in a sports med clinic
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 19, 2012 6:56 PM EST up reply actions
so am i allowed to ask your medical opinion?
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 19, 2012 7:00 PM EST up reply actions
Opinion?
It depends on how many lawyas are around here
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haha. what i choose to do with it is my business yes?
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 19, 2012 7:04 PM EST up reply actions
so new shoes, flatter, less arch support than used to.
pain in heel like it’s bruised. better to just rest or better to keep going and keep stretching?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 19, 2012 7:12 PM EST up reply actions
Rest, Ice,
I’m going to be the first person here to advise you not to run. I remember you telling that you have tight calf muscles? All these things together can cause an inflammation in your plantar fascia
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It was feeling better...tested it today. now it's more mad.
I generally get rolled out 2x a week due to tight leg muscles. I stretch at home and before working out. Just feel like I"m getting old. Have had more injuries in last 2 years than ever.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 19, 2012 7:25 PM EST up reply actions
Haha, old,
Wait till you get to my age.
Try to stay away from running especially on hard surface (or anything that puts stress on your feet). Swim
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Calling someone younger than 30 old
makes me terrified that I am aging
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"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 19, 2012 7:38 PM EST up reply actions
hahahahaha younger than 30 hahahahahahahahaha
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 19, 2012 7:39 PM EST up reply actions
Sorry, she said she feels old
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Old is relative.
I feel old sometimes and I’m 22.
Twitter
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I don't have a place to swim.
and anything that puts stress on my feet is well pretty much anything no? so i should probably just rest and do stretching?
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 19, 2012 7:39 PM EST up reply actions
Texas doesn't have enough water...
to let you go swimming in it.
/Southern theory of the SouthWest “There isn’t any water out there”
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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 19, 2012 7:42 PM EST up reply actions
By stress I meant running
You still can work out other ways. Do you belong to a gym? The elliptical machine is actually a good alternative, but yes you need to rest it as much as you can, and ice after work outs
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I crossfit.
We have a rower that’s it. So no jumping and things like that then either?
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 19, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions
I wouldn't. Rowing is a good cardio.
Try to stretch your calf muscles a few times every day. You need a lot of patience with it. If you really want to, ask your physician if he or she can prescribe you Celebrex. It is a really good anti-flammatory
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I can see about the Celebrex. I had this in 2008.
I ended up in a boot. That wasn’t fun, it was summer. It sucked.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 19, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, this kind of injury is a pain because you really need to be patient.
Plantar fascia is running on the bottom on your foot(your whole body weight over it), sometimes a tiniest stress fracture can irritate it and you have all the inflammation and pain. So whenever you can just rest, feet up, ice around your Achilles tendon and heel, and stretch frequently.
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Again thanks.
I’m generally pretty observant about what my body needs. I know I need to stretch more but it seems like its never enough
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 19, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions
And make sure you really buy the right shoes.
Go to a store where they actually know what they’re selling.
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I did. that's how I ended up in innovates...which I love...but they might be fucking me over.
I know people said they had issues when the first moved over to the vibrams, so that’s why I don’t know if I should wait it out or not
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 19, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions
also thank you. :)
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 19, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
Hey, It's just my opinion, right?
Not a problem, you’re welcome!
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Is this about the alleged Plantar Fasciitis?
"Shabbat Shalom motherfuckers" Mordechai Jefferson Carver
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yes.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 19, 2012 7:17 PM EST up reply actions
Threeve.
Actually, that’s a pretty conservative estimate.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Feb 19, 2012 7:04 PM EST up reply actions
Nah, We rest on the seventh day
/Lawya Arrogance?
//SundayNapTime
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"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 19, 2012 7:15 PM EST up reply actions
I'm struggling with this paper now.
I need one more page, but I’m not really feeling it. plus, I need to do some heavy editing.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 19, 2012 6:24 PM EST reply actions
Mmmm Homemade spaghetti and meatballs....
and Tavon Austin just scored on Clemson, again!
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
I haven't gone shopping for food in two or three weeks
At this point my only foodstuffs are some protein powder, bourbon, and a 1/3 interest in all of our milk and condiments.
Sposed to be SEC
Bourbon?
Sounds to me like you have all you need.
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by The Missing T on Feb 19, 2012 6:42 PM EST up reply actions
Mix milk with protein powder, wash away bad taste with bourbon!
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do not put the protein in the bourbon
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 19, 2012 6:43 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, that would ruin all the bourbon.
Put some protein in a separate container and add some of the bourbon to it.
by Truffle Shuffle on Feb 19, 2012 6:45 PM EST up reply actions
Actually the bourbon in the protein shake is quite good
The protein is vanilla flavored
Sposed to be SEC
huh. you're giving me ideas
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 19, 2012 6:56 PM EST up reply actions
I'm the only one watching golf right now aren't i?
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What happened to you being 99.8% sure you were out of here for the weekend?
by Narrow Right on Feb 19, 2012 7:15 PM EST up reply actions
There's obvious room for error
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 19, 2012 7:15 PM EST up reply actions
there was definitely aggravation in that comment about Phil's drive
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
I think it was more like "OF COURSE PHIL IS OVER HERE"
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 19, 2012 7:11 PM EST up reply actions
Iowa 44, Indiana 31.
The B1G has moved beyond cockeyed.
The fact we even have to ask that is a sign of how little people thing of B1G bouncyhoop.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 19, 2012 7:15 PM EST up reply actions
A perfectly legitimate question, in fairness.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Iowa is not a joke at home.
They had a terrible start to the season but got a lot better. If they had been this good when they were busy getting swept by the rest of the state in non-conference they might be in the tournament.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Fran hate non-conference schedule. Fran smash.
by Narrow Right on Feb 19, 2012 7:37 PM EST up reply actions
Well, maybe not smash. He might throw a chair, though.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I've been looking at Arrested Development gifs to cheer myself up
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 19, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
awwwwwwwwwwww you'll be ok!
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 19, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
Get the hell out?
But I thought she just left?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Buster always has the best inflections.
like when he says to the roomba, “aww, you’re hungry..”
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 19, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
The Carolina Bobcats are the "real-life" Washington Generals
Why does this franchise even exist? Sorta makes that whole shafting of Seattle look even worse
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
Given I am kinda scared of the ocean, it is more impressive.
OT: Shame we couldn’t have all three UK guys on the same team in the “Rising Stars Challenege”
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 19, 2012 7:22 PM EST up reply actions
Anybody out east else get a ton snow today?
My Georgia-boy roommate was hilarious. “Dude I’m so excited I’m about to puke. I’ve never seen this much snow coming down at once before!”
There’s only about 2" since it started at 3, but it’s still coming down.
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
Ah, he sounds so much like me in 2010
That winter in the DC suburbs was quite the eye-opener for me. Two inches is a lot for us, you know.
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by The Missing T on Feb 19, 2012 7:38 PM EST up reply actions
TWSS
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 19, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions
I actually caught that before I posted that
and just decided to let it stand.
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by The Missing T on Feb 19, 2012 7:41 PM EST up reply actions
I figured you did but couldn't let it sit there
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 19, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions
I need one more sentence in this paper.
how should I end it?
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 19, 2012 7:39 PM EST reply actions
THE ARISTOCRATS!
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
wu-tang clan ain't nothing to fuck with
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 19, 2012 7:41 PM EST up reply actions
Bonus points
if you can work the phrase “Wilford Brimley bukkake party” in.
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by The Missing T on Feb 19, 2012 7:42 PM EST up reply actions
in an essay on the printing press in medieval england, that'd be quite the accomplishment.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 19, 2012 7:45 PM EST up reply actions
"Eventually, the greatest communication systems the world had ever known...
…were dedicated to pictures of cats."
by Narrow Right on Feb 19, 2012 7:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Ohhh printing press? In that case, try to figure out the first or last line of the Gutenberg Bible and use that.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
"In the beginning..." is probably not the best final sentence.
Not sure how Revelation ends.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
In the KJV,
“He which testifieth these things saith, Surely I come quickly. Amen. Even so, come, Lord Jesus.He which testifieth these things saith, Surely I come quickly. Amen. Even so, come, Lord Jesus.”
But just like how in Latin, Jehovah begins with an I!, I’m sure it’s something different in German. But finding the German would make it pretty damn cool.
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by thechuck_2112 on Feb 19, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
I’d hardly want the phrase “tale told by an idiot” resonating in my professor’s mind as she’s grading the paper. Who wrote that crap, anyway!
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 19, 2012 7:44 PM EST up reply actions
I"M WATCHING THAT ON DEMAND RIGHT NOW
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 19, 2012 8:05 PM EST up reply actions
Affirmative.
No joy for the sport, no matter what sport he’s commenting on.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
He also appears to have studied at the Stone Phillips School of Broadcasting.
Which I find insufferable.
I'm OK with his Olympics reporting...
Of course, that’s only two weeks every other year.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 19, 2012 7:58 PM EST up reply actions
Whitney on Lifetime: end of Bodyguard
Ahh Whitney. Why’d you fuck up your life?
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
MOAR LIKE OUT-DIANA AMIRITE
Get fucked Hoosiers
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 19, 2012 7:59 PM EST reply actions
After those three threes in a row, Gus Johnson has actually sounded bored.
by Narrow Right on Feb 19, 2012 8:03 PM EST up reply actions
I refuse to believe that
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 19, 2012 8:04 PM EST up reply actions
now that my paper is submitted and I have no distractions,
I’m getting really bummed.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 19, 2012 8:14 PM EST reply actions
Do you hear that?
it’s the sound of a beer calling your name.
Twitter
Currently .01. This goes away when I'm .17.
I'm on it.
also changed into sweats. waiting for the walking dead.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 19, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
We're through the looking glass, people.
Fearless Leader got a shout-out in a rather spidery (fair warning!) academic blog post about Chinese and US politics.
To save you the spiders: regarding an NYT op-ed, the author writes, “Ignoring [the problem he’s concerned about in this post] is ‘akin to crashing a broken tricycle into a vat of toxic waste going uphill past signs warning you about’ it (as Spencer Hall recently described another NYT author’s writing).”
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Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Feb 19, 2012 8:25 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
For my fellow KSP addicts
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
by darthbubba on Feb 19, 2012 8:27 PM EST reply actions 6 recs
I WILL SURVIVE.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 19, 2012 8:38 PM EST reply actions
you need shower beer (lots of it)
"Shabbat Shalom motherfuckers" Mordechai Jefferson Carver
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
where is everyone?
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 19, 2012 8:43 PM EST reply actions
I'm around sugar just being dorking and watching amazing race
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 19, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
I forgot that started today!
NO SPOILERS. I’m not able to watch until during the week.
/watermelon smashes into face
by Narrow Right on Feb 19, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions
How was that pizza?
/really hungry right now
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Nice, I think we're going out for sushi soon
"Shabbat Shalom motherfuckers" Mordechai Jefferson Carver
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Watched the end of Indiana-Iowa, now have HP6 on in the background.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
By 12, and it wasn't really even that close.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
wife getting ready for Downton Abby finale
strugglin’ to say the least
i've been fallin' so long it's like gravity's gone and i'm just floatin'...
by JunctionCrimson on Feb 19, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions
I am packing things for a huge move of five whole blocks.
Annoying, but must be done.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Feb 19, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
MYAIS
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 19, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions
Anyone else watching the walking dead tonight?
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 19, 2012 8:56 PM EST reply actions
/grabs mirror
I am now.
In all seriousness, is it one of those series where you really need to start from the beginning or can you just kinda jump in?
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Feb 19, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions
<^>
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 19, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
To answer your questions, this is what mnHorn is doing on this pre-Presidents Day Sunday evening:
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
Any good? I've only had the IPA and Black IPA.
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by thechuck_2112 on Feb 19, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
It's a great session beer.
4.4% ABV and 42 IBUs. Crisp, like all of their beers.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
Why does that windscreen have to be intact
Why can’t Lori be dead.
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In light of the recent arrests, TCU has changed it's mascot.
(courtesy of Cowboys Ride For Free)
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
by mnHorn on Feb 19, 2012 9:06 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
HEY GUYS HEY GUYS
HAVE YOU EVER CHECKED OUT THE KIMBELL ART MUSEUM THIS ONE TIME ME AND 8BALL WENT AFTER TAKING SOME REALLY GOOD BOOMERS OH MAN THEY HAD THIS PICASSO AND THE CHICK’S BOOBS WERE ALL WEIRD ONE WAS FACING FORWARD AND THE OTHER WAS SIDEWAYS IT WAS KIND OF LIKE THAT GIRL CRAIG JAMES INTRODUCED ME TO AFTER THAT BATTLE FOR THE IRON SKILLET OH MAN I WONDER WHAT HAPPENED TO HER.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
by mnHorn on Feb 19, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
Thassa rec
Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
by Cocky Bovine on Feb 19, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions
Have we confirmed a new Fulmer Cup point total yet?
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 19, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions
and helmets.
my stash o' gifs
www.tigernet.com
by Orangebowl81 on Feb 19, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
this whole bar scene has me freaking out
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 19, 2012 9:15 PM EST reply actions
4 star RB recruit gets 105 letters from Alabama--in one day.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 19, 2012 9:17 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
One letter for each championship they've won.
Nick Saban does nothing by accident.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
by Tremendous on Feb 19, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
All sent the same day too?
All from the team?
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"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 19, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions
1 day, 105 letters, 1 Alabama.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 19, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions
How does that even happen?
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 19, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions
Only one is an actual offer letter, the rest are promising him a grayshirt and "a decent job"
by MGoEcon on Feb 19, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Dammit
I was going to put up the Valentine from Saban, saying “Be my Valentine…next year!”. Looked in HRA’s post on SI, and the Valentine’s Day posts here for this year and last.
I know I’m not imagining seeing that…but damn if I could remember where. (Hmm, now that I think of it, it could be blocked by the work NFF.)
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
Joe Schad reports Alabama recruit letter guy wearing UGA shorts
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 19, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions
Clearly avenging last year's loss when Leviticus Payne was stolen from under our noses.
Also…eight four-star recruits in one weekend? An impressive couple days’ work for Coach Hoke and company.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Now he just need to make sure he has their signatures in next February
The Urbz works in mysterious ways
"Shabbat Shalom motherfuckers" Mordechai Jefferson Carver
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
*he'll have their signatures
"Shabbat Shalom motherfuckers" Mordechai Jefferson Carver
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
Three of them held Ohio State offers and three more had "interest" from the Buckeyes.
Nothing’s certain until they’re on campus, of course, but most of these guys appear to have resisted Urban’s call.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
GLENN IS KICKING ASS
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 19, 2012 9:25 PM EST reply actions
How much money do y'all want to put down that the final word is "living"
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 19, 2012 9:30 PM EST reply actions
You lose.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 19, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions
yeah fuck that guy.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 19, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions
So a tree decided to take a nap on my house around 4 today.
Fuck that tree.
/2 hours and 2 chainsaws later
//holes tarped and visqueened
///tired
...I can count my years in scars...
what the shit happened? wind? rain?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 19, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions
wind.
didn’t get through to finished ceilings, but fucked some rafters.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 19, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions
sonuvabitch. gonna fix or pay out?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 19, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions
insurance pay out.
we’ll hit the deductible.
I don’t know how to patch rafters unless I just cut and sister in new.
The roof is less than 10 years old, so we should get a good kick back since it WAS in such good shape.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 19, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions
im sorry. suckage all around. no rain forecasted right? how are the pups and wifey?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 19, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions
all safe. spooked, but safe.
no rain until wed.
already called a few roofers to come out tomorrow.
I’m about to pass out.
If I’d known I was going to be lifting 1.5-2’ diameter trunk sections off my roof today I wouldn’t have done that 3 mile run earlier.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 19, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions
woof.
how much do you think it’ll set you back?
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 19, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions
depends on the adjuster
we did 70% of the removal today. Will finish the rest tomorrow evening. So there’s some savings there.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 19, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions
Mayhem is a dick
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 19, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions
That blows.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Bummer, brah.
I love my trees, but fear something like that might happen one day.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 19, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions
DAMNIT SHANE!!
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 19, 2012 9:33 PM EST reply actions
SHUT THE FUCK UP CARL
NO ONE LIKES YOU AND YOU’RE USELESS
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Glen is the man
And kids are automatically useless in time of zombie apocalypse. When you try and pet a deer, you probably should be culled from the herd.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 19, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions
Because deer will gore the shit out of you
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 19, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions
Usually
If it doesn’t then you should run away
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 19, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions
hey i like carl
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 19, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions
HE TALKED ABOUT THE DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 19, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions
the kid sees the inherent beauty of nature despite growing up during the apocalypse, cut him a break
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 19, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions
Pffft, Romanticism gets people killed in a zombie apocalypse
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 19, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions
I should have expected this from a fufu English major.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 19, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions
fufu is not a word, sir! check the OED!
BOOM
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 19, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions
THIS IS WHY I'M NOT SURVIVING THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE WITH YOU
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 19, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions
you live in new jersey
you’re halfway dead already.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 19, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions
Now I want to Thoreau up
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 19, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Time for the cold, rational Enlightenment to step in and clear a path
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 19, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions
Was thinking some Socialist realism a la Gladkov.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 19, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions
Puns like that make me Rand-y.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
you Poe man.
Camus PLEASE try to see the inherent value of beauty?
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 19, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions
You Keats on trying, but it still feels forced.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
no reason we shouldn't reJoyce in the acceptance of what humanity is.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 19, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions
But I worry that y'all are just too disconnected from humanity to really understand it. Too far removed, perhaps.
I recommend Emerson therapy.
What luck! Khayyam a true believer in the idea that humanity should be examined.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
Please vomit on either the Walden, or in the pond.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly
Else I guess it would be an act of civil disobedience?
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 19, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
Shane is going to snap
And go all Charles Whitman soon.
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I think Shane has already lost it
After killing off Owen or Otis or whatever it’s just been a slow steady decline from there
So, today's featured article on Wikipedia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page
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It has a whole system?
I did not know that.
by Narrow Right on Feb 19, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions
I'm going to discontinue my cable this week, methinks.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 19, 2012 9:54 PM EST reply actions
One episode of The Walking Dead caused this?
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 19, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions
no, it's not that
now that football over, since all I watch on cable is archer and the walking dead, it’s not worth the money.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 19, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
No Justified?
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 19, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions
I still haven't seen that show.
afraid to jump in midway. Besides, remember I’m still in undergrad.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 19, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions
I jumped in at the start of season three.
Caught up with everything after about 2 1/2 weeks, and while it provided good backstory, I wasn’t lost in the new episodes.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 19, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions
Cancelled cable January 10th. Probably should of cancelled before, given how the MNC turned out.
by cantcatchuf on Feb 19, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions
I was at Tuscaloosa for that game
crazy shit.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 19, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions
Should HAVE.
Sorry, that’s one of those language things I will not let pass.
by Narrow Right on Feb 19, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I counted it up today. I Tivo ~15 hours of TV.
Granted most of that is probably available through OTA HD channels but I need my internets anyways. Plus Game of Thrones SOOOON.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
child support court
that aint worth your biscuits.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 19, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions
Not sure if this has been posted here yet
But this is the greatest obituary ever and every day you should aspire to be a little more like this man.
That's certainly Digital Viking Patron Saint material.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Damn.
I don’t know what else I can say. This world is worse off now.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 19, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions
how ya feeling, mnhorn?
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 19, 2012 10:02 PM EST reply actions
Why do you ask?
Watching CC’s tribute to Bernie Mack, so it ain’t awesome.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
I was referring to your beer
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 19, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions
Ah! It's good. The beer is low ABV, so I'm basically coasting.
The lady had her 30th this weekend, so I’m prepared to make it an early night.
I take it, based on your paper-related comments, that you have class tomorrow. Bummer.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
class and work, yes
tuesdays and thursdays are my worst days—3 classes, from 9:40-4. But I’m mourning the departure of my lady friend, so I’ve had a few beers.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 19, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions
Sorry--I don't have a real handle on Commentarians' social lives.
I hope the departure is due to distance, and therefore not permanent.
Either way, I know the feel.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
it's a distance thing.
she graduated last year. I’m applying to jobs only around where she and my family are. But we only get to see each other at most once every six weeks. but for V-day she gave me plane tickets to her city, which is amazing, since I only have a minimum-wage, on-campus job. I got her earrings.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 19, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions
That's much better than the other scenario.
Long-distance relationships are tough (/joemorgan.jpg), although my experience comes primarily from the distance between my family and me. I personally just try to make sure to a) get my shit done; b) make sure I have some sort of support/fun system in place locally; and c) trust the shit out of everyone that, as long as I keep in regular contact, they’re thinking about me as much as I’m thinking about them. It seems to work, for the most part.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
I agree.
I’m also very lucky that my best friend on campus is a girl, and her best friend where she is is a guy. And there’s no one in the world I’d rather be with. The time we spend together makes everything worth it.
still, tonight is miserable.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 19, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions
(and a plastic Bevo--she's a longhorn)
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 19, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Sounds like a fine woman.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
can't find a better one anywhere.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 19, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
I hung one earring off each horn.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 19, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
Selling your soul for love.
I LIKE IT!
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
well,
she asked for a VT jersey for christmas. I think she’s the only person who could make that atrocious combination of colors look good.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 19, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
Well, I take back the Bernie Mack bit.
I’m liking this guy more and more.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
Michael, do you agree with this breakdown?
It’s not a revolutionary thought, but I realized while watching "Triggerfinger" that I still don’t really know most of the people on The Walking Dead. That’s why so many conversations seem aimless, or arbitrary, or disconnected from previous events, and that’s why so much of the action is driven by stupidity. Okay, we have Rick—he’s the good guy, who wants to do the right thing, but is troubled by a world in which the "right thing" has shifted so far away from what he knows that he often feels lost. Beyond that, I have nothing, but that’s okay, because I can give the hero a pass for now. Then we have Glenn, and at this point, I’d say Glenn is the most clearly defined, consistent character on the series, partly because Steven Yeun is good at his job, and partly because Glenn is an audience-identification figure, which means his template has been long established by genre pictures and shows. He’s the Everyman, kind of a nerd—we like him because he, like Rick, tries to do the right thing, but isn’t always up to his own standards. He’s resourceful, and more than a little naïve. These are all good things. Right behind Glenn on the character-definition chart is Shane, who has a lot of potential as the "crazy, on the edge guy," although he seems to shift between levels of crazy depending on what the narrative needs him to do. Hershel isn’t bad, although that’s mostly because Scott Wilson is the only old man in the cast, so that’s basically what he gets to play.
And that’s sort of it. I mean, Dale was doing well for a while, but now he’s on this quest to get Shane kicked out of the group, and that’s all he has anymore. Lori is whatever negative, unhappy conversation the writers want to inject into the world this week. Daryl? He also has potential, although his shift to crazy seemed less character-driven and more an attempt to ratchet up tension in the group. Andrea is hell-bent on being strong, and that’s all she’s got, and Carol, with her daughter dead, only exists because Daryl has to talk to someone. Maggie loves Glenn, and is troubled with her father, and she’s hot. T-Dog is black.
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I read it and I don't know about the rest of the characters but he sure nailed T-Dog's description
by Doc1028 on Feb 19, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
T-Dog's description is spot on.
He has absolutely no identifier except for being black.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 19, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions
For the most part, I agree.
I like Daryl—I thought he was the most well-developed character on the show—but I don’t like the direction either of them were taking. Dale misquoted Faulkner in the first season and I’ve held a grudge for that, but I’ve liked him too. Shane definitely did take a turn after the whole Otis thing, but he hasn’t been the most believable. I feel like, mostly, the characters in this show are kind of cardboard, and it’s the events that drive the show. I watch it for suspense, not inter-personal relations. your thoughts?
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 19, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions
Well, now that I've seen the Great Wall O'Text, I only have 6 more wonders of the internet world to see!
Twitter
Currently .01. This goes away when I'm .17.
/5000x5000 suit of armor as the Colossus
by Mango Stasi on Feb 19, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions
4chan/reddit as the hanging gardens
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 19, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions
/underageb&
And because Auburn men and women believe in these things, I believe in Auburn and love it.
by alexanderkotov on Feb 19, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
I think Kenny Powers' nips are the Lighthouse
And because Auburn men and women believe in these things, I believe in Auburn and love it.
by alexanderkotov on Feb 19, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions
I'm gonna have to drink, like, a gallon of water tonight.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 19, 2012 10:42 PM EST reply actions
Abandon ship!
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/2/19/2811029/an-unholy-alliance#comments
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