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It's Joe Cain.
And those are two of his mistresses.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Feb 18, 2012 11:40 AM EST up reply actions
Thanks. I was confused.
I’m still confused, but that’s normal.
by Narrow Right on Feb 18, 2012 11:48 AM EST up reply actions
Raising Cain
Wiki is brief but accurate as far as I can tell.
Joe Cain revived Mardi Gras in Mobile and then went to New Orleans and started Comus, IIRC.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Feb 18, 2012 12:01 PM EST up reply actions
The Heisman nominee from ESU?
/keeping yesterday’s theme alive
Posting a comment on this website has always been a dream of mine.
by Big Jon on Feb 18, 2012 1:25 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Not to be a super-internet hipster
But memes were so much better before they went mainstream
/takes drag from American Spirit, drinks PBR
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 18, 2012 11:41 AM EST up reply actions
bad joke eel for me

Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Feb 18, 2012 11:43 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Can't we talk about something better?
Like DJ Byrd getting arrested and Kelsey Barlow getting dismissed from the team?
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
Good morning!
So through my iPod just rolled this song here, which is Slash throwing the f’n smack-down (GIT IT??) with Japanese singer Koshi Inaba, who actually pulls a better Axl on the chorus than Axl can manage these days. And, if you’d like, here’s Slash iso-cam wherein with Richard Avedon style, he cranks off the entire song in one take, and with the casual attitude of someone who’s wondering what patterns should adorn his new tea service.
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 18, 2012 11:26 AM EST reply actions
Did you really have to post a picture from Nicki Minaj's Grammy performance?
by Mango Stasi on Feb 18, 2012 11:46 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
You take that back.
You take it back right now or I will put Tom Hammond’s face on a snake that is carrying a spider through the fields of NDNation.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Feb 18, 2012 12:13 PM EST up reply actions
I will risk the wrath of Evil Coffee Maker
In order to partake in its delicious beanwater!
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 18, 2012 12:03 PM EST up reply actions
Mmmm beanwater.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 18, 2012 12:04 PM EST up reply actions
I have gone beyond beanwater....
Now imbibing steeped camelia leaves from the roof of the world….
That would be Darjeeling to the uninitiated.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 18, 2012 12:17 PM EST up reply actions
Darjeeling?

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 18, 2012 12:39 PM EST up reply actions
One does not simply walk into Beandor.
by Mango Stasi on Feb 18, 2012 12:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Certainty of caffeine, small chance of myocardial infarction....
What are we waiting for?
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 18, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions
Good thing I do espresso, I guess.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Feb 18, 2012 12:17 PM EST up reply actions
A day bookmarked by lacrosse and NASCAR
Yep, sounds like a good day to me.
#OppositesAttract
Twitter: RyanMcD29
Eh, I'll watch St. Mary's-Murray State and Ohio State-Michigan
But otherwise not much catches my eye today
Twitter: RyanMcD29
Yeah, today's schedule is pretty lousy, especially for Bracketbusters weekend.
Usually there are a few interesting mid-major matchups, but Drexel is axe-murdering Cleveland State right now, Wichita State should do the same to Davidson. Long Beach/Creighton (late night) could be good, maybe Nevada/Iona too.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
You forgot Kentucky bludgeoning Ole Miss this afternoon.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 18, 2012 1:59 PM EST up reply actions
Hey, we get VT today!
February 18th…say, isn’t that just about the right time for the Hokies to incur a horrible loss that sends Seth to the NIT yet again?
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Feb 18, 2012 2:03 PM EST up reply actions
It could might should be.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 18, 2012 2:03 PM EST up reply actions
What are you talking about, Virginia Tech will be lucky to even make the NIT this year
by Synaesthesia on Feb 18, 2012 2:53 PM EST up reply actions
FTFY
February 18th…say, isn’t that just about the right time for the Hokies to incur a horrible loss that sends Seth to the NIT yet again? CIT for the first time?
Could be worse
they could hire Jeff Bzdelik
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
We've already announced we're skipping anything below NIT
Which is appropriate. If we’re too shitty even for the NIT, we shouldn’t be cock-blocking a mid-major who actually had a decent season within the parameters of their schedule.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
It's appropriate because it's a waste of money to the athletic department to participate in such tournaments
by Synaesthesia on Feb 18, 2012 6:05 PM EST up reply actions
also who wants to lose to Wofford anyway?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Hmm, didn't realize their record was that bad
The point still appears to stand, though.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Feb 18, 2012 5:03 PM EST up reply actions
That will be an interesting game, especially because it's at The Bank.
I would expect Murray to try and defend their home floor pretty aggressively.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 18, 2012 2:08 PM EST up reply actions
That was included in the list Ryan had.
I was trying to find a couple to add to it.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I had to buy a new laptop because EDSBS broke the 'Z' key on the last one
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions
Well, at least UConn was able to replace their grumpy old man with a grumpy old man.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 18, 2012 12:07 PM EST reply actions
Wednesday! REmatch!!!
You saw what we did to Pitt on their REmatch. The Brey is going down!
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 18, 2012 12:20 PM EST up reply actions
Coach Boeheim, what do you think about playing in South Bend?

¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 18, 2012 12:21 PM EST up reply actions
Your kids stormed the court after beating the 'Cuse in a regular season game?
How plebian.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 18, 2012 12:24 PM EST up reply actions
this guy is cool with playin in South Bend

Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Feb 18, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Ah yes, beating the Charles.
A life achievement as glorious as taking a hangover shit.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 18, 2012 12:31 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
feels pretty good in either case really
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Feb 18, 2012 12:32 PM EST up reply actions
Beware.....

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 18, 2012 12:33 PM EST up reply actions
/Hires Laurence of Arabia
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly
When's the last time you beat us in the regular season?
Pitsnogle?
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Feb 18, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions
They contract their...waste management...out to Mike Brey.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 18, 2012 1:19 PM EST up reply actions
Son, you have a man that looks like a turd as a coach
Ours just makes turd faces.
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Feb 18, 2012 1:24 PM EST up reply actions
Fine by me.
Turd Face-1.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 18, 2012 1:30 PM EST up reply actions
Should have been this past January 28th....
Time before that was Jan 13, 2008. It was a Huggins-coached team with Alex Ruoff, Da’Sean Butler, John Flowers, Joe Mazzula, and Joe Alexander on it. That year we made a run to the Sweet 16, beating Arizona and Duke before losing to Xavier.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 18, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions
Hmmm, trying to keep up with the Froggies, eh?
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 18, 2012 12:21 PM EST up reply actions
!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Will engineer for food and loan payments.
by purwho on Feb 18, 2012 12:15 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
sup folks
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
YOU. There's some meet-and-greet drankin' next week. Send an email to the email address that accepts emails for me.
Or maybe it’s the week after. I don’t remember.
I live in Los Angeles now, unfortunately.
Well, fortunately for other parts of my life, but unfortunately for this.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Feb 18, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions
Moved about two months ago.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Feb 18, 2012 12:35 PM EST up reply actions
Dear One Foot Down,
However, I would like to add a few U2 songs – “Vertigo” seems like an easy fit before a kick off
NEIN.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 18, 2012 12:20 PM EST reply actions
WHY ARE THE WORDS THEY ARE SAYING SOUNDING LIKE WHAT MY MAID SAYS
I WAS INFORMED THERE WOULD BE U2, NONE OF THIS ETHNIC DRI—Oh, there’s Bono.
This is why we cannot have nice things.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 18, 2012 12:22 PM EST up reply actions
NO NICE THINGS.
One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov
ESPN will have a Long March back to respectability after that.
One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov
by blanx73 on Feb 18, 2012 12:22 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Is this their Tieneman Spring?
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 18, 2012 12:23 PM EST up reply actions
All I know is that it's going to take a Great Leap Forward
to restore their honor.
One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov
You know how it goes, though.
You plant one bad pun, then two, then three. Then before you know it you’ve got a thousand flowers. Something bad was bound to happen.
by Attie Hat on Feb 18, 2012 12:25 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
So you've got Jeremy Lin
And the Gang of Four?
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 18, 2012 12:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Until he runs for Senate
as the Manchurian candidate
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly
They are gonna need one hell of an overhaul of the culture of accountability there.
Might even go as far as saying they need…
/puts sunglasses on
…a Cultural Revolution.
by emc503 on Feb 18, 2012 12:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
yeah, because that went brilliant the first time around
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 18, 2012 12:24 PM EST up reply actions
Fortunately, this is ESPN we're talking about.
It’s not like they have any intellectuals to go after.
by Mango Stasi on Feb 18, 2012 12:25 PM EST up reply actions
#freebruce
but yeah, that would be a quick revolution.
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 18, 2012 12:26 PM EST up reply actions
They never said it would be a long revolution.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 18, 2012 1:57 PM EST up reply actions
they already had a Bataan worthy walk back
/toosoon?
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Feb 18, 2012 12:25 PM EST up reply actions
it was a generalization about distance really
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Feb 18, 2012 12:33 PM EST up reply actions
True, The Little Red Book has all the answers.
by Mango Stasi on Feb 18, 2012 12:27 PM EST up reply actions 12 recs
/tips cap.
One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov
Greened.
Although the APSB has things that I will argue against to the death.
by Narrow Right on Feb 18, 2012 12:33 PM EST up reply actions
Briefing on media law?
Don’t make shit up or at least CYA?
/end of briefing
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 18, 2012 12:37 PM EST up reply actions
well this is a new low
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 18, 2012 12:23 PM EST up reply actions
HOW DO I EDITOR?
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 18, 2012 12:23 PM EST up reply actions
Oh dear.
I know I’m not politically correct by any means, but that’s something you just don’t do.
by Narrow Right on Feb 18, 2012 12:25 PM EST up reply actions
And I remember the grief I got here for making a comment about "Asian women"....
Sheeesh.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 18, 2012 12:27 PM EST up reply actions
To really screw up and be offensive
requires a national cable empire.
One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov
I swear that years ago, when Harvey Milk was murdered in SF
I saw a headline in some paper that went “Gays Queried in Harvey Milk Murder.”
You have to sound it out.
But headlines like those are old stuff. Remember “Headless Body Found in Topless Bar”??
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 18, 2012 12:44 PM EST up reply actions
Wha??

If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Feb 18, 2012 3:35 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Can’t remember the paper, though. But that headline stuck with me.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 18, 2012 4:16 PM EST up reply actions
New York Post.
The New York tabloids (the Post and the Daily News) still do those types of headlines; that’s where a lot of the Jeremy Lin plays on words originated. They haven’t had so much fun with someone’s name since they finally had to stop talking about Anthony Weiner.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Wowzies
Surprised the underline doesn’t mention how their upward slope has been hampered by the loss.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 18, 2012 12:25 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Saw that, lots of pink slips this morning....
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 18, 2012 1:56 PM EST up reply actions
Please refrain from using ethnic slurs........

Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 18, 2012 2:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It's a common enough phrase that I wonder if they just didn't notice the ... other meaning.
If not for the million other things ESPN has done to lose any sort of benefit of the doubt, I might even believe that.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Marquette just banked in a 3
which makes me say in Raff’s voice…
“A little saturday banking for the Warriors…Golden Eagles”
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 18, 2012 12:31 PM EST reply actions
And now a completely empty weight room.
PSU folks will like the Tussey Mt. line. A little slop just outside of town. Seriously why did Spurrier let this guy go?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=4lsoNy5Am_M
In other news
UConn is turds.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 18, 2012 12:38 PM EST reply actions
Es posible.
I’ll be in contact.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 18, 2012 12:46 PM EST up reply actions
You'll never find the evidence.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 18, 2012 12:55 PM EST up reply actions
Unrelated to anything.
If you are unfamiliar with Shuggie Otis, fix that. Man can play.
Inspiration Information
Shuggie Otis Plays the Blues.
One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov
COLLEGE IN THE EAST OR WEST
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Christ
We looked damn good in the first half but then decided our best defensive tactic was to give them uncontested layups in transition.
As an aside, this is the worst ESPN/ABC commentary I’ve ever heard. The dude just suggested we play a full court press because we’re getting killed in transition whaaaaaaaaaaa
Sposed to be SEC
he knows a lot about wichita state
I wish he’d stop calling us Dayton though.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
SOMEBODY LEFT THE GAAAAAAAAATE OOOOOOOOPEN.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 18, 2012 12:53 PM EST reply actions
Today is proving to me one thing.
There are maybe three teams I trust in the Big East to win a tournament game.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 18, 2012 12:59 PM EST up reply actions
Today just proves that the Big East is the toughest conference from top to bottom, week in and week out,
Pawl.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 18, 2012 1:01 PM EST up reply actions
"THE BIG EAST IS THE BEST BASKETBALL CONFERENCE PERIOD"
“GONNA HAVE LIKE 8 TEAMS IN THE TOURNAMENT.”
/all 8 eliminated by third round
//repeat again next year
Saturday with absolutely nothing to do?
YAIS!

Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Feb 18, 2012 1:01 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
aaand recflagged.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Feb 18, 2012 1:02 PM EST up reply actions
fat spiderman and fat flash grinding
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Feb 18, 2012 1:04 PM EST up reply actions
So apparently I should be thankful it didn't hotlink for me either.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Wow, ESPN bringing the D-lacrosse team to South Bend for a top 10 matchup
Example: “When you think of programs like Cornell, Princeton, Johns Hopkins, Syracuse.. where do you put Duke and Notre Dame in terms of top 10 programs?”
Uhhhh
1. Where’s Virginia?
2. Are we talking this year? If so, then you totally forgot Denver and forgot Princeton’s not top 10. Oh, and where’s Virginia
3. Are we talking all-time? Then GTFO Cornell, And again, where’s Virginia?
Then they’re still doing the intro stuff as the game begins. Shessh I want the Eamon and Quint College Football Sideline Reporter Buddies crew back
Twitter: RyanMcD29
Georgetown waves it's hands angrily, lose 3-2 to ND in the first round of the tournament
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Inside Lacrosse, Every year since 2007
“THIS IS THE YEAR GEORGETOWN’S REALLY GOOD RECRUITING CLASS GETS NOTICED AND WINS STUFF! WATCH OUT SYRACUSE AND NOTRE DAME, THERE’S A NEW BEAST IN THE BIG EAST!!!”
/Misses NCAA Tournament each time
Twitter: RyanMcD29
though they did strangle the fuck out of Duke one year
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
So if you're comparing it to football...
Florida State or Miami (FL)?
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
Maryland
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
/trollgaze florida
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Maryland has football crootin?
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 18, 2012 1:30 PM EST up reply actions
Look at how many football teams are getting players from Maryland. It's a fertile recruiting ground.
because of the private/parochial machine they have around DC
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
This could also be a basketball final score.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 18, 2012 1:12 PM EST up reply actions
we call quint "quint the hater" for his raging hate of ACC teams and offense.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
We talking football or lax?
Cause if it’s lax, no duh, he played for the masters of stallball, Johns Hopkins
Twitter: RyanMcD29
lax. Yes, we know he went to Hopkins. We also joke about how he would bring up the rape case at the randomest of moments
and he would raeg against the kids’ extra year.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Cue this

Yeah, he always has to bring up how he was at Hopkins, bring up Pietramala, joke how he got a better education than whatever Ivy League player, how Otto the Orange scored on him, etc. etc.
He’s kinda like Pierre McGuire. Sometimes he’s really good at what he does, other times he’s unbearable
Twitter: RyanMcD29
Oh, and always bringing up the high school team he coaches
Which happens to be like the richest prep school in Maryland or something
Twitter: RyanMcD29
is he at DeMatha?
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they're pretty good. but they're not Landon, Zaga, Dematha, St. Steve's, or anything like that
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Ohh, gotcha. He always brings them up though
What’s worse is ESPNU’s B-team analyst is Jamie Dixon. Who also rambles on and on about Johns Hopkins. It’s like… hire someone who didn’t play for Hopkins already, ESPN…
Twitter: RyanMcD29
Especially when they hire every moving body out of Cuse's comm school
they send ALL their broadcast guys there too.
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Get the Powell brothers as one team
That would be funny.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 18, 2012 1:32 PM EST up reply actions
Surprisingly they only have one former Cuse player as analyst
Oh, also ESPN has Joe “YOU’RE WATCHING THE NHL RIGHT HERE ON VERSUS” Beninanti at their disposal for lacrosse. Except he’s way better at calling lax than hockey on national TV
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I'd be down for that
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Oh, he played goalie at Johns Hopkins
Did he win the Teewarton? No. Did he win the Ensign Award more than anyone else? No. So he can shut the fuck up about shit from 25 years ago.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 18, 2012 1:26 PM EST up reply actions
they did win 3 NC's though right?
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He won once
As a Freshman.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 18, 2012 1:28 PM EST up reply actions
oh well fuck that noise then.
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Yeah, he was on the team the last time Hopkins actually fucking mattered.
Save that one year this past decade where they randomly won.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 18, 2012 1:31 PM EST up reply actions
when they had like a 500 record before the tournament.
dammit duke…
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Damnit Duke indeed
I watch Hopkins and Towson the other night. Hopkins with ALL THE STALL WARNINGS even though they were way better than Towson and had no need to stall.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 18, 2012 1:33 PM EST up reply actions
let me tell you how PSYCHED I am to play Maryland this year

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Moar bweifing?
moar bweifing…
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 18, 2012 1:47 PM EST up reply actions
Fucking hell Duke.
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the fuck is "lacrosse?"
The only lacrosse I know is La Crosse, a city of great strategic importance to Stepmkestan
Sposed to be SEC
it's one of our many completely outclassed womens' sports
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I forgot to add: outclassed, expensive, and totally geographically nonsensical womens' sports
if we’re going to suck, we might as well play in a conference that doesn’t require air travel to every away game.
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A sport, apparently
One supposedly played in the ACC, even. A somewhat smaller ACC, I suppose, since we don’t even sponsor it.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
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by The Missing T on Feb 18, 2012 1:27 PM EST up reply actions
Alright, the new tires are here, time to take them down to the shop
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I like doing that myself, honestly
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I mean, I have a friend who has a rotator. It's not hard and you end up saving a ton of money.
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I saved a ton of money buying them trough a friend.
I run different size on the front than the back, and they’re directional so I can’t even rotate them. Costs me $ 40 to mount and balance them
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we race a bunch of his cars, (his kid is a professional driver) so we kind of just have most of the equipment lying around.
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nice CL
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have you ever had to replace the locks on it? I've heard that can be a BITCH
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No, it's been surprisingly good so far.
My biggest issue is the tires, they don’t last long.
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nope. I have the old small rims and I have to order those custom. thankfully they don't need changed very often.
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1985
the driver:
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the track car:

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that track car is actually a Dinan but mine looks EXACTLY the same and is a cSI with a proper MPower engine
my favorite track car is this ridiculous 2002 that this guy has that has over 300 horsepower. that thing flies and you cant throw it around like no one’s business. It won the NASA national championships for the 2002’s a couple of years ago.
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Well, that looks like fun.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
those are fun
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yes, it is a lot of fun to drive
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I wish I owned one of these (below)
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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 3:06 PM EST up reply actions
I've driven one
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of course you have
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 3:08 PM EST up reply actions
I didn't want to be the snarky one
But I thought it
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 18, 2012 3:09 PM EST up reply actions
I was in college. host family runs a private show every year. I just took it around the block, nothing more.
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now you're just trying to make us all feel better.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions
I did say it was a sweet GT
/wince
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GT or GT40?
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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions
the car was a gt40
the new one is the GT
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Next time just say "It was awesome" and leave it at that.
You’re too nice sometimes.
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Feb 18, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions
but what about one of these?

...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 18, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions
I vote we kill it with fire.
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Feb 18, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions
/glares

...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 18, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions
Image is bust.
Didn’t mean to insult your hobby, but I’ve never really liked the Broncos. I’m not really sure why, and I like most Fords.
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Feb 18, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions
not for everyone.
And I’m still tender after selling all of them.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 18, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions
not sure what that is- Bronco?
I did fall in love with International’s one summer. they were everywhere in alaska
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Yes, I like the 72'-73' models
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Why that iteration?
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 18, 2012 3:23 PM EST up reply actions
Sorry what I meant was anything after 71'
the earlier ones had a really shitty rear differential
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Ford 9"?
Generally people hate the front Dana 30, which was replaced later by the D44. And if you are lucky enough to have a 1977 (/swoon) you get one with 3.50 gears and disc brakes stock!
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 18, 2012 3:33 PM EST up reply actions
I honestly know the owner of that one.
Or at least it’s a dead ringer for another I helped work on.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 18, 2012 3:43 PM EST up reply actions
was that red an original color?
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it's close to a maroon IRL
and no.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 18, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions
I just found this picture on the net.
It’s a 75’
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That is a 1977 Bronco
you can tell by the dual gas doors. The 76 had exposed caps for the dual tanks.
I’ve built a few from top to bottom. I have an odd affinity for them. I’ve built one with 37’s, roll cage, swapped C6 and J-shift 205, etc to an all original one owner restore.
I sold my last one a few months ago.
I’m still sad.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 18, 2012 3:21 PM EST up reply actions
next time im in jax we are hanging out
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions
Boozy's in Jax?
I missed that one.
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Feb 18, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions
i know lots of things.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions
Go Jaguars.
/cries in corner
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 18, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions
/looks wistfully at Boselli jersey in closet
//chugs
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Feb 18, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions
/pulls out Harry Colon jersey
//giggles
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 18, 2012 3:26 PM EST up reply actions
Oh dear.
Still, it’s better than, say R. Jay Soward or Hugh Douglas.
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Feb 18, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions
too bad she got sold.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 18, 2012 3:23 PM EST up reply actions
i know.
nothing else in the driveway right now?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions
daily driver.
/sigh
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 18, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions
should i bring my baby to you?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 3:28 PM EST up reply actions
You'd never get it back.
/seriously
//Although I think my next project may be some new furniture for the house
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 18, 2012 3:34 PM EST up reply actions
Well I'm not going to give her to just anyone.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 3:35 PM EST up reply actions
And I don't know if you could take what I would do to her
I can’t leave things alone.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 18, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions
What is this particular gem?
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Feb 18, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions
something like this

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 3:43 PM EST up reply actions
those are easy to find, though why you'd want a 320 is beyond me
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It is easy to find
as it’s in my parents garage
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions
I'm gonna make a godfather for the 66 in my uncle's garage one of these days
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"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
if i had a house with a garage, it would be in MY garage
as it is MY car
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 3:48 PM EST up reply actions
you mean a 302?
What would you rather have that’s period correct? 351W?
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 18, 2012 3:55 PM EST up reply actions
right. Not sure. The 67's are gorgeous!
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I mean, it has it's drawbacks
but I’d slide in some 351W pistons, change out the rings, and some AFR heads taking it to 331cu inches.
/9ish compression ratio and still gets fine mileage on regular pump gas
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 18, 2012 4:06 PM EST up reply actions
as long as you give her back...
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 4:07 PM EST up reply actions
I never got crazy with the engines in my Broncos
just high torque, top end hp didn’t mean much to me.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 18, 2012 4:14 PM EST up reply actions
The 289 torquer!
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 18, 2012 4:18 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, that is pretty. Very pretty indeed.
67 or 68?
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Feb 18, 2012 3:49 PM EST up reply actions
i have a 67. or however you want to claim that
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not sure how to divide the first-gen Mustangs other than 64.5 and everything else.
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Feb 18, 2012 3:55 PM EST up reply actions
I know it's a 67.
I know I can see the differences, but i can’t tell you what year is what. I miss my baby though.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 3:58 PM EST up reply actions
Ooh, that is beautiful.
Same color?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
most likely lighter.
but essentially yes
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 4:38 PM EST up reply actions
High School buddy had one of these that we went booney riding in...

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 18, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions
do they have a snorkel?
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He had a home-made exhaust snorkel we used when fording...
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 18, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions
I would peg you as a FJ guy or D110
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 18, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions
my old boss has a new FJ. I like it enough but if I were going to get anything like that I'd get an old defender
or wrangler… probably an old wrangler.
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I <3 older cars

/4 wheel drive station wagon? YES PLEEZ
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 18, 2012 3:30 PM EST up reply actions
it's spelled tyre you sad colonial
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Is he talking about the King again
…on Independence Day?
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 18, 2012 1:26 PM EST up reply actions
♬♬ You could call me a car lover
Cuz I love it in a motor
And the way it feels
To ride around on new wheels ♬♬
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 18, 2012 1:23 PM EST up reply actions
I've gotten my mom hooked on Justified
We’re almost halfway through Season 2 now. She loves Dewey Crowe.
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"The new Oldsmobiles are in early this year!"
I tuned in to VH1 just in time for the mall chase scene in “Blues Brothers.” That reminded me that I read earlier this week that the mall is finally being torn down.
Also, the device Carrie Fisher uses to blow up the building looks an awful lot like the device Doc used to control the DeLorean in the mall parking log.
just watched that as well
“PierOne Imports!”
“this place has got everything!”
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Feb 18, 2012 1:31 PM EST up reply actions
3 orange whips?
3 orange whips
/makes hand motion
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 18, 2012 1:39 PM EST up reply actions
Updated to today: Cheesecake Factory?
Passing? Who needs passing?
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At one point she uses a rocket launcher
That suspiciously looks like the one used in Assault on American Gladiators.
Posting a comment on this website has always been a dream of mine.
by Big Jon on Feb 18, 2012 1:38 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
WHOOOO DAVIDSON COLLEGE CAMPUS PORN NATIONAL CHAMPEEENNNSSSSS PAAAWWWWWLLLLLLLLLL
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I knew someone would do this. but do they do it on the lawn?
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
wait what?
how did this thread come into play?
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Feb 18, 2012 1:47 PM EST up reply actions
ESPN, whenever they go to davidson, records a shit ton of what I call "campus porn" or people doing Davidson things at Davidson in a Davidson way
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
ah, i see now
my mind went immediately to the gutter
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Feb 18, 2012 1:53 PM EST up reply actions
When I was an undergrad, it was Counterstrike.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 18, 2012 1:59 PM EST up reply actions
we would have cricket practice in front of that dorm in the frisbee shot.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
This
Starcraft II, Minecraft and league of legends all acceptable alternatives. D&D still played here too
I has signature?
Starcraft two is so imbalanced though
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
People still play original Starcraft
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 18, 2012 2:13 PM EST up reply actions
more than the sequel, I'd bet.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
No, that's good hustle.
Courtney Simpson did it in her ASU cheerleader uniform and Shane’s World 29 was filmed at several on-campus fraternity houses.
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by Big Jon on Feb 18, 2012 1:51 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Are you hidden deep in the stacks where no one can see you?
Besides the security cameras, I mean.
by Narrow Right on Feb 18, 2012 1:55 PM EST up reply actions
I think you need to consult a lawyer.
We might have one or two around here.
by Narrow Right on Feb 18, 2012 2:04 PM EST up reply actions
Louisville. Come on.
Get it together.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 18, 2012 1:58 PM EST reply actions
Apparently a lot of Louisville fans went to Rosemont.
I have no idea why.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 18, 2012 2:07 PM EST up reply actions
Checking in with their probation officers?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 18, 2012 2:08 PM EST up reply actions
For realz
I was born in Louisville when the Dad was in school there. Root for them even though i’m a UK fan.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 18, 2012 2:11 PM EST up reply actions
hey, that guy was actually right about the full court press.
huh…
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Shift+A
I assume the ESPN error was covered already
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 18, 2012 2:06 PM EST reply actions
With the usual dignity and grace.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 18, 2012 2:07 PM EST up reply actions
Apparently so was their late-night writer.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 18, 2012 2:08 PM EST up reply actions
It was rather LINsensitive
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 18, 2012 2:13 PM EST up reply actions
It's really kind of amazing that such a pants-on-head stupid company has been so successful.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 18, 2012 2:08 PM EST up reply actions
Next awkward tweet:
“Not that this is the focus, but the recent firing of mobile-writer [X] opens up a spot in the line-up for upcoming writer [Y]”
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 18, 2012 2:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Darren Rovell, is that you?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 2:10 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
John Skipper: Carolina grad
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Thus explaining the hard-on they have for Duke-UNC.
Even though Louisville-Kentucky is a more heated rivalry because they only play once a year.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 18, 2012 2:10 PM EST up reply actions
hah.... so heated you guys quit playing it for twenty years
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
No, so heated that Rupp refused to schedule them.
He didn’t want to even acknowledge them. Took the NCAA selection committee and an order of the state legislature to make it happen.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 18, 2012 2:12 PM EST up reply actions
I would argue that Duke UNC isn't all that intense but it's far more important to the National picture year to year
only UNC fans get all that riled up about it.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Duke/UNC gets boost by ultra-close physical proximity.
They’re only 11 miles apart.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 18, 2012 2:15 PM EST up reply actions
About 65 from Lexington to Louisville, so it's not like it's a long-distance hatred.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 18, 2012 2:16 PM EST up reply actions
well, more like 20 on 15-501
I live there.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
I'll admit that some of the rhetoric in the UK-UofL rivalry has only heated up in the past few years
for which I credit/blame Matt Jones and KSR. That said, Pitino going to Little Brother was probably the catalyst for what was already a strong dislike to crystallize into pure, unadulterated hatred. I’ve only managed to forgive him for it because Bill Keightley did, and if Mr. Wildcat came to terms with it, why shouldn’t I?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 18, 2012 2:15 PM EST up reply actions
It's not like either team is going to win a national championship though
U of L because they’re not good enough and UK because Calipari will shit the bed, or it won’t count
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
If Pitino still had the fire
Louisville would be a contender. I think he’s lost it, ironically a lot like his predecessor Denny Crum did toward the end.
Cal has a serious shot with this year’s team, but he’s going to need some leadership next year and I don’t know who it’s really going to come from. Unless Jones comes back for a third year because he’s still not ready to be an NBA player.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 18, 2012 2:22 PM EST up reply actions
up until they have to vacate it.. or calipari loses his mind in the elite eight again
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
If Pitino still had the fire
insert sex joke punchline here_
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 18, 2012 2:23 PM EST up reply actions
Blame?
Not sure it is a bad thing
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions
Fielding Yost nods in agreement.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 18, 2012 2:15 PM EST up reply actions
/beats Duke and UNC in 1986 tourney
while a member of the Metro.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 18, 2012 2:15 PM EST up reply actions
well, if we're counting titles from before when most of us were born UCLA's got us all beat
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
/points at UNC's "Helms national title" banners, laughs
MADE UP NASHIONAL CHAMPEEONS, PAWWWWWWWL.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 18, 2012 2:18 PM EST up reply actions
LULZ
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
/hangs 1975 Sporting News National Champions banner
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by Big Jon on Feb 18, 2012 2:25 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Handsome Dan calls into Finebaum
“TWENTY EIGHT NASHIONAL CHAMPEEONS PAWWWLLL”
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 18, 2012 2:21 PM EST up reply actions
Sure, but i was alive in 1980 for the title game
Louisville 66
UCLA 55
/not starting an argument, but i prefer UK/UL/IU era to be the center of college hoop over tobacco road. Because i’m from that area you see.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 18, 2012 2:20 PM EST up reply actions
see above post. no one will care because neither of those teams is going to win a title or trade titles at any point soon.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Seems recruits care
/best player in country is at UK
//swatting your weak sauce
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 18, 2012 2:25 PM EST up reply actions
how is this different than every other year at UK?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
/notsureifserious.jpg
Perhaps you recall the tenures of one Orlando Smith and one William Gillispie at the University of Kentucky? We started Mark Coury at center, for God’s sakes. MARK COURY.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 18, 2012 2:28 PM EST up reply actions
should have said calipari
but there’s a reason they decide the national championship out in March, not July. (still figuring out how Duke won it all in 2010)
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
One of the greatest game-winners in basketball history rimmed out at the buzzer?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 18, 2012 2:32 PM EST up reply actions
Frankly, it's more the wins over Baylor and WVU that puzzled me
playing poorly and beating Butler is what you’re SUPPOSED to do.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
ACC weirdo, but probably nice guy
Not to mention Louisville is in at least as good of shape as UCONN last year, who WON THE GODDAMN TOURNAMENT.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 18, 2012 2:31 PM EST up reply actions
I'm watching them struggle to put away a sub-.500 DePaul team on the road, in OT.
This team is nowhere near last year’s UCon(n) team.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 18, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions
UConn had KEMBAKEMBAKEMBA
truly, a team without any affinity for dimes
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
/takes ALL THE SHOTS
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 18, 2012 2:34 PM EST up reply actions
//misses
///rando 7 footer rebounds
////repeat
////??
/////profit
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Duke more than owns the balance of payments in that rivalry though.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
/calipari fidgets nervously.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 18, 2012 2:20 PM EST up reply actions
Notre Dame looks like a Death Machine this year. Finally have an offense to go with that defense.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Yeah, they can score all the way up to 60 points.....
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 18, 2012 2:31 PM EST up reply actions
I'm talking lax
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Sorry, but LAX is an airport....
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 18, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions
and a club
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
What's the difference between Club and Money Pit?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly
I don't know what a money pit is.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
money pit:
a place you go to throw money at overpriced things for no apparent reason.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly
What is, "Notre Dame-Navy in Dublin," Alex?
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 18, 2012 2:55 PM EST up reply actions
Awww c'mon. That's just both teams demonstrating their gloabl reach...
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 18, 2012 2:56 PM EST up reply actions
that's what aircraft carriers are for I thought.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
And these too....
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2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 18, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions
Roundtrip ticket to Ireland: $1,050
Ticket to game: $70
Commemorative game jersey: $60
Pint of Beer: $8
Watching Tommy Rees derp in front of an international audience: Priceless
by Attie Hat on Feb 18, 2012 2:58 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Will Brian Kelly's face turn green to match the spirit of the occasion?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Probably not, but there's a good chance some other part of his anatomy might turn green.
After finding a pot of cheap gold, that is.
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Feb 18, 2012 3:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
it will shift faster than deadmau5 at the grammys
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 3:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
My guess is gholsonn will be starting
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly
or Hendricks
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
/throws gin bottle
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly
with a chance of keel
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
unfortunately
Kelly has turned his back on Christ
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly
with JC deciding to ascend to the next level, he had a dearth of choices
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
And also UConn's attitude toward NCAA compliance.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 18, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
ND is very, very good
beating the tar out of Duke today
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Death Machine might be a little much.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 18, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions
How will Tim Tebow react to this faux pas?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly
And what effect will it have on LeBron James' potential return to Cleveland?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
want hockey coverage?
Hit the road, chump.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly
More like go to NBCSports.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 18, 2012 2:52 PM EST up reply actions
Yahoo Sports...
(OK, I’m just looking for an excuse to watch that again. Indulge me.)
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I have no problem with this.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 18, 2012 3:04 PM EST up reply actions
What ESPN error?
Did I miss something?
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 2:38 PM EST up reply actions
Massive LINsetivity training coming to Storrs
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 18, 2012 2:40 PM EST up reply actions
Bristol.
I know, all Connecticut crapholes look alike.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 18, 2012 2:41 PM EST up reply actions
CT is in the way between NY and MA.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 18, 2012 2:41 PM EST up reply actions
Close enough
(actually they’re not that far apart)
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 18, 2012 2:42 PM EST up reply actions
Some overnight guy at the WWL headlined a story about Jeremy Lin's bad game...
A Chink In The Armor
You can imagine what ensued…
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 18, 2012 2:40 PM EST up reply actions
LOLvll going to overtime vs. under-.500 DePaul.
They s’posed to be Big East.
EVERY DAY IS A FIGHT IN THIS CONFERENCE!
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 18, 2012 2:22 PM EST up reply actions
It's not our fault UConn isn't even trying anymore.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 18, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions
I wonder if they're even going to be able to field a full team next year
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
I relish their suffering.
Fuck Calhoun with a rusty saw.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 18, 2012 2:26 PM EST up reply actions
I relish their suffering next year too...
Even though we are so outta there….
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 18, 2012 2:32 PM EST up reply actions
Well, we've learned something important about them this year.
Not only are they illiterate morons, they’re quitters, too!
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 18, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions
/Calhoun inks recruit's signature with an army of sex slaves and several genocides
//NCAA issues reprimand to Kentucky for letting recruit use Kentucky restroom facilities; queefs
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Feb 18, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Trying to get a head start on not playing in the NCAA tournament, I suppose.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 18, 2012 2:25 PM EST up reply actions
/checks ESPN top 25 scores
PAWWWLLLL WHADDYA MEAN WE AINT TOP TWENNYFIVE NO MORE?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 18, 2012 2:23 PM EST reply actions
Not sure what this is, although I have my suspicions
To hell with Princeton for building Jawdin Gymnasium with Kryptonite
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 18, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions
Pitino is drinking coconut water on the sidelines.
This game is a dumpster fire all around.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 18, 2012 2:35 PM EST reply actions
clearly i have the internet at my fingertips
but would like you to provide score updates.
Are they winning this shitshow?
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 18, 2012 2:38 PM EST up reply actions
The wheels fell off for DePaul with about 90 seconds left.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 18, 2012 2:38 PM EST up reply actions
Ok, i root for them
UK game at 3 (slow time), 4 (Louisville time, fast time).
I gotta figure out ESPN3 since i’m in yankeeland.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 18, 2012 2:41 PM EST up reply actions
New Mexico will be the last Mountain West team standing.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 18, 2012 2:51 PM EST up reply actions
Bucknell lost on Thursday!
WOOOOOO!
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Dadaist King Lear?
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Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly
I missed the Louisville game; Did DePaul foul a lot at the end?
Because a 23 to 16 foul ratio seems a bit lopsided
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pasty ND fans at lacrosse game
are pasty
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Ow. Fuck. Ow.
Hate running. But must do SOME sort of physical activity.
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Feb 18, 2012 2:58 PM EST reply actions
Classic SEC matchup.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 18, 2012 3:09 PM EST up reply actions
Exploding meth sheep.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 18, 2012 3:10 PM EST up reply actions
O frabjous day, caloo, callay
I have just completed my first successful Mun landing and safe return to Kerbal. For extra style points, I splashed down just offshore from the launch pad, though that was more or less accidental. Jeb poses proudly below:

Note the busted-off engine. Always use four landing legs, kids, because 4-1= a tripod, but 3-1= falling over.
Victory and ticker tape parade to be announced.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 18, 2012 3:14 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
The ACS Space Program is falling behind.
Clearing the launch pad is still a major achievement.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 18, 2012 3:15 PM EST up reply actions
That's a rec...
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 18, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions
Hooray! The Big 12 is expanding to the moon!
Got there before the SunBeast!
by Narrow Right on Feb 18, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions
How come all the West Virginians are so good at this game?
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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions
October Sky'd
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 18, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
I thought Bama and Florida was space country???
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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions
Bama is.
Florida’s still mostly imported talent.
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Feb 18, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions
but there's Houston!
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 3:26 PM EST up reply actions
Chock full of Aggies, though
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 18, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions
and a shit ton of people I went to school with
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 3:29 PM EST up reply actions
Crazy engineers, gettin' all them rocket jerbz!
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 18, 2012 3:32 PM EST up reply actions
Ba doomp boomp!
Dual-purpose rec for the punchline and tragically underrated movie.
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 18, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions
Rec'd for Jabberwocky
Congrats on the safe return!
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Feb 18, 2012 3:15 PM EST reply actions
....This was supposed to be a reply to the last comment.
I blame Clemson.
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Feb 18, 2012 3:15 PM EST up reply actions
S' OK, it's always Clemson's fault...
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 18, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions
I can't remember the last time a UCLA team overachieved in any sport
We just lost to fucking St. Johns. I don’t even have any wharrs left to garbl anymore.
Soccer playing well isn't what I'd call an overachievement for them
but they had a good year
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
You should.... You were the Souf champs, right?
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 18, 2012 3:23 PM EST up reply actions
I can't even remember the last time an ASU team even achieved anything.
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by Big Jon on Feb 18, 2012 3:59 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Failing to wet themselves at the battle of Badon Hill?
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I witnessed the blowout by the vicious chicken of Bristol in person.
Good tailgating at least.
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by Big Jon on Feb 18, 2012 4:03 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
You guys got fucked over with Harden and Pendergraph
That team would have won this pac 12 by about 5 games, but happened to exist at the height of Howland’s powers, along with the Lopezes at Stanford, the Washington random number generating machine playing well, Washington State being good for the first time ever, and even Cal being ok.
It would have also been nice to have beaten Arizona 5 in a row
when they weren’t at a 30 year low but I’ll still take it.
If you want to talk about those teams gettin fucked over, how about the phantom over the back call against the Mayo USC team in the conference tourney that lost the game and bumped us off the bubble, then the following year when we get a scorching hot Syracuse team in the 2nd round and UofA goes to the sweet 16 because they got Cleveland State in the 2nd round, even though we whipped them THREE TIMES that year. I’m not bitter though.
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by Big Jon on Feb 18, 2012 4:10 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Ouch
Fuck Lute Olson forever though. Made the mistake of going to Deadspin last week and saw an article with him, and in the first paragraph they said he was often mentioned in the same sentences as John Wooden. I guess they have the same hair color?
/googles
What a fucking douchebag.
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Feb 18, 2012 4:17 PM EST up reply actions
Did you seriously not know who Lute Olson is?
But yeah, fuck him forever.
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by Big Jon on Feb 18, 2012 4:22 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
In the rarified air of Rice, Tulsa, and Pitt?
How about no.
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by Big Jon on Feb 18, 2012 4:11 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Holy New Mexico
Beating San Diego State and UNLV consecutively?
CBS switched to that game right after we lost to St. Johns
Oh look, it’s two teams whose best players are former Bruins! Kicks self in nuts
Only if.....
I mean, freaking Colorado is 9-4 in the Pac-12. We should not be behind Colorado in bouncyballs
We should not be middle of the pack in the worst pac 10/12 of all time.
Ben really deserves to be fired for what he did to his own fucking program, but he’s gonna get another year because of shabazz anderson and parker.
You should do to him what Arkansas did to Pelfrey
Wait until a top 5 class signs their LOIs then fire the coach.
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by Big Jon on Feb 18, 2012 3:49 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
I think everybody is curious to see if Ben can get it back
I mean, from 06-08 he was one of the top 2 or 3 coaches in the world, but losing to Florida and Memphis spooked him and he completely changed everything up. Realistically a team with Kyle Anderson, Shabazz Muhammad, Norman Powell, In-shape Josh Smith, Tony Parker, Anthony Stover, Tyler Lamb, and the Wears should be able to compete for a championship. If we don’t, Ben is gone. My fear is that we will see more Wears than Smith, Parker, and Stover.
Who do you think they would (want to) hire?
I don’t have the strength for a BruinsNation visit.
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by Big Jon on Feb 18, 2012 4:01 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
What is it with "Nation" websites?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 18, 2012 4:02 PM EST up reply actions
I have no idea
but BN is nothing more than NDN with a tan.
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by Big Jon on Feb 18, 2012 4:25 PM EST via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
First of all, it will not happen
I think the first call would be to Stevens (similarities to Wooden i.e. young guy with no west coast ties from small school in Indiana), especially as it looks like Crean seems to have gotten himself off the IU hot seat. After that, maybe Anthony Grant, Shaka Smart type guys or Jamie Dixon, Mike Montgomery (depending on which direction we want to go). I personally really like Bennett at UVA after what he did with Wazzu, but I think Bruin fans who bitch about Ben’s offense would jump off buildings if he were hired. Definitely no obvious home run hires out there
Melvin Ejim, you idjit.
Threw his elbows up at an Oklahoma player. Flagrant 2.
While ISU is up more than 15.
At least it wasn't a close game where his ejection could swing things.
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"Write the section of a Wyoming LLC interest acquisition agreement making the purchase contingent upon the purchaser’s admission as a member."

Sposed to be SEC
I would like to have seen Montana
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Feb 18, 2012 3:43 PM EST up reply actions
I'm sick of conference realignment.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 18, 2012 3:36 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Carolina Baseball!
Doubleheader today. Getting the All-Access stuff for football radio broadcasts while I was in Oz is paying off in spades with video & radio of all of the baseball games.
Nice to see Matt Price have a good turn as a starter. His closer role obviously gave him a lot more confidence than the last time they tried to start him (utter disaster), and combined with some new tricks he’s learned this offseason he looked good. 7 K’s in 5 innings, though he started to fall apart in the 6th and loaded the bases before they relieved him.
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Feb 18, 2012 3:34 PM EST reply actions
you're gonna need to specify: real carolina, or south carolina?
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
probably the one that is good in the swingy*ping*sticks
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by Boozy McHound on Feb 18, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions
they're both really good at that
for my money, the real Carolina’s the most talented team in the country
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
because SC lost to Xavier?

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by Boozy McHound on Feb 18, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Kansas State
you could’ve just dribbled away until Baylor fouled..and you freaking travel?
And then Scott Drew doesn't call a timeout to set up a play.
Like a boss.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 18, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions
I am so looking forward to picking Baylor to flame out against $MIDMAJOR in the first round.
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Wisconsin is going to lose to Akron.
It is known.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 18, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions
What about Oral Roberts?
Or Drexel?
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 18, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions
insert 13 seed here
/hopes it’s Davidson
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Well, fuck Oral Roberts.
I hope they lose to SLU.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 18, 2012 3:48 PM EST up reply actions
then SLU beats Kansas?
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 3:49 PM EST up reply actions
Oh please, please, PLEASE put them in the same region.
Kansas as the 2, SLU as a stupidly underseeded 7 (or an obscenely underseeded 10).
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They get to beat a PAC-12 team in the first round....
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 18, 2012 3:48 PM EST up reply actions
You think Wisconsin gets a 2-seed?
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 18, 2012 3:49 PM EST up reply actions
HAHAHAHA no.
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
I'd guess 3-4.
Crashing the Dance has them as the last 3 as of this morning.
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Well, if Cal wins out...
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 18, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions
Cal's the only team in the Pac-12 that stands a chance of a reasonable seed.
Say Oregon or maybe UCLA wins the conference tournament … then they could be down in the 13-14 range.
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Nobody is going to beat Cal
Mayyyybe Washington as they are pretty much a random number generator, but Cal is pretty far and away the best team in the league.
Was Georgia a 15-seed in the 2007?
or were they 14?
I think they were a 13 or 14
but that was a weird year, since they got in by winning the Tornado Tourney.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 18, 2012 4:13 PM EST up reply actions
14, I think.
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ASU would be a 16 if they somehow miracle'd the conference tourney
Not bloody likely, I’m not even sure if they qualify to go under the new format.
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by Big Jon on Feb 18, 2012 4:19 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
I've been wondering who the fuck lost to USC this year in league without google
Was it you guys? Gotta be either you or Utah.
We beat them! At their gym!
I think. We still aren’t into double digit wins on the season but I’m pretty sure we bested them and Oregon State.
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by Big Jon on Feb 18, 2012 4:28 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
We were 2-16 in league play in Sendek's first year.
That team would probably run this year’s club out of the gym, especially since they split with Utah.
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by Big Jon on Feb 18, 2012 4:40 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Southern Cal bouncyfoul.
Lulz.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 18, 2012 5:14 PM EST up reply actions
USC might even be in the 16-seed play-in if they managed it.
(Okay, probably not, unless the top seeds all got upset immediately so they couldn’t get a single good win out of it.)
Anyway, isn’t the Pac-12 tournament all 12 teams, first four get a bye? That’s the way the other major 12-team conferences do it.
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Yep
Given how good mid-majors have been, USC will probably be in the 15, 16 line if they can make to the autobid
That makes sense.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions
Here, Wisconsin.
This is your hat with a neon flashing CLOWNFRAUD sign on it.
Ignore the Pitt stains.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 18, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions
Every b1g team gets one! except michigan state.
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Ohio State (unless you're saying "relative to where they're ranked", in which case okay).
I might argue Michigan too, shocking as that is.
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what, you actually think Thad Motta and his 3.5 man rotation is enough to go deep in the tourney?
pull the other one…. ’s got bells on.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
I think they're a good team, but not as good as their ranking.
Second weekend, sure. Final Four, maybe if they get a lucky draw with nobody who’s competent to defend Sullinger.
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/jig
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Tim Hardaway Jr. just said there are chemistry issues between himself and Trey Burke, and they extend to the whole team.
I didn’t really notice this; I question Tim’s shot selection sometimes, but the team seems to play together fine. Hopefully this can be fixed with a Zack Novak screaming fit and a win over the Buckeyes.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Don't we need one for Dook/Baylor/Florida as well?
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 18, 2012 3:57 PM EST up reply actions
we don't get the hat
national champions in past two years corollary
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
I think Derrick Williams just dunked again.
by Truffle Shuffle on Feb 18, 2012 4:10 PM EST up reply actions
Hey I'll take it
Karmic retribution for Bryan Zoubek showing up for more than two games in a row
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Saw Kyle Singler in a random Euroleague game on NBA tv
YOU IDIOT YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE TO UCLA AND GONE PRO AFTER YOUR FRESHMAN YEAR
he wouldn't have even been in the NCAA tournament! he made the right choice.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Because we weren't at all the most talented team in the country in 2008
GODDAMN IT BEN PUT WESTBROOK ON ROSE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I saw a euroleague game with....

it was horrifying.
by Truffle Shuffle on Feb 18, 2012 4:18 PM EST up reply actions
Florida gets a criminal clownfraud indictment.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 18, 2012 3:58 PM EST up reply actions
LALALALALA CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE WATERFORD
/raspberry
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by Boozy McHound on Feb 18, 2012 4:08 PM EST up reply actions
I think you can give one to every team in the country.
They all look like ass this year.
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by Big Jon on Feb 18, 2012 4:16 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Watching them lose to BC was surreal.
I’m curious how high they’d be ranked had they been able to beat Princeton, Harvard, or BC. ’spoda be ACC.
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by Big Jon on Feb 18, 2012 4:43 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
With a bad matchup, maybe.
More likely second round.
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WOOOOOO TOMMY AMAKER TEAM
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Because those have never choked late in the season, right?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 18, 2012 3:50 PM EST up reply actions
never.
/looks at Michigan record
///THE HORROR
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
It's a non-football Saturday.
Bit slow.
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Feb 18, 2012 3:51 PM EST up reply actions
you going to be around tonight?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions
Yep!
Must switch from the desktop to the laptop for the Shootout, though.
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Feb 18, 2012 3:57 PM EST up reply actions
just checking...figure most people aren't going to be watching.
figure most will be making fun of me.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 3:59 PM EST up reply actions
I gotta do everything soon...
publix, parents house, lowes, 5 mile run, aaaaaaaaand dropping stuff off at Goodwill.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 18, 2012 4:01 PM EST up reply actions
I need to get off my couch.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 4:03 PM EST up reply actions
Better move it.
Goodwill closes at 5, no?
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Feb 18, 2012 4:04 PM EST up reply actions
drop off until 9pm.
not actually going in.
stuff for the shawtys.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 18, 2012 4:09 PM EST up reply actions
The former I agree with, especially after last year's snoozefest.
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Feb 18, 2012 4:05 PM EST up reply actions
true, but if snooze fest just means i get more shit done that i slept through today
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 4:05 PM EST up reply actions
Well, this will crap on the Oyster Roast

If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Feb 18, 2012 3:52 PM EST reply actions
You're not gonna let a little rain stop you from eating oysters, are you?
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 18, 2012 3:59 PM EST up reply actions
If it's the Atlanta Oyster Fest...yes. yes they will.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 4:00 PM EST up reply actions
That's just sad....
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 18, 2012 4:00 PM EST up reply actions
My annual oyster roast may not happen this year.
I’m planning on being in Tallahassee taking my PE the day it should happen.
/sad face
//friends will probably invade my house and do it anyways
///I’m kinda ok with this since it’ll be happening when I get home without me having to do anything.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 18, 2012 4:03 PM EST up reply actions
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh what day is PE?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 4:03 PM EST up reply actions
Friday before WLOCP
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 18, 2012 4:09 PM EST up reply actions
owie. so much owie
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 4:10 PM EST up reply actions
but pass and get PAID
so there’s that.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 18, 2012 4:18 PM EST up reply actions
Troof.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 4:20 PM EST up reply actions
That sounds like a good plan...
Good luck with the PE.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 18, 2012 4:05 PM EST up reply actions
PE? That doesn't sound fun. Good luck.
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Feb 18, 2012 4:06 PM EST up reply actions
those were fun weapons
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
many a finger died while using those
To achieve PE Glory
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Feb 18, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions
Rain, No
Red Boxes? Hmmmm
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Feb 18, 2012 4:07 PM EST up reply actions
this week in "Mick Jagger or Italian soccer player?"
Pirlo scored a goal
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Mick, BB King, Booker T, , et al
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Feb 18, 2012 4:09 PM EST up reply actions
handle?
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 18, 2012 4:03 PM EST up reply actions
@jelanijenkins3 i believe
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 4:05 PM EST up reply actions
twitter takes too much effort
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 18, 2012 4:11 PM EST up reply actions
figured you would look up for your own stalking
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 4:12 PM EST up reply actions
meh, I check the edsbs feed once or twice a week, but that's all
I can’t keep up with all this stuff.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 18, 2012 4:19 PM EST up reply actions
one day i will be like you
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 4:21 PM EST up reply actions
Why on Earth would you want to be a Florida fan?
I'm currently 152.4. This will stay in my sig line until I'm 150. Keep reminding me of this.
Oh I was just going with "rich"
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 4:24 PM EST up reply actions
That works too.
Money is nice.
I'm currently 152.4. This will stay in my sig line until I'm 150. Keep reminding me of this.
...except for those crippling wifey lawyer debts...
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 18, 2012 4:30 PM EST up reply actions
yes, well does the potential for grad school debt count?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 4:35 PM EST up reply actions
oh you mean my MBA and MS in Eng?
employer paid.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 18, 2012 4:41 PM EST up reply actions
Man has a jerb think this is more of a "I like learning" kind of thing.
and no boozy that’s not exactly what i’m talking about
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 4:44 PM EST up reply actions
I don't understand your first sentence.
please to diagram.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 18, 2012 4:47 PM EST up reply actions
you know i don't remember how to do that.
thinking you english extra learning is just because you like to know shit. Nothing like ‘OMG CAREER YAIS’ logic
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 4:50 PM EST up reply actions
But yes. I like learning.
I just finished THIS last night.
Rippetoe was one of the original CF Oly trainers. Broke away after some issues. But the guy has some interesting thoughts on lifting techniques and backs up a lot of it with maffs and diagrams that make more sense to me than the ‘do it like this because it “feels” easier’
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 18, 2012 4:54 PM EST up reply actions
ohhh i LOVE rippetoe. smart man. and yes knew that
he i believe stepped away during the whole nutrition shit
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 4:57 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah that was part of it.
He also coached the guys who run 70sBig.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 18, 2012 5:02 PM EST up reply actions
well oly lifting isn't really about being able to run a 5k after
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 5:02 PM EST up reply actions
WOD today:
50 strict pullups
100 CF pushups
5k.
I slept. I was at the cigar bar last night and had a premonition that was coming.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 18, 2012 5:06 PM EST up reply actions
ha. i took a rest day yesterday
i’m guessing i needed it since i woke up at 5am on my couch, with tv on, overhead light on, and went to bed. then woke up about 830. then fell back to sleep from 1030 until 130
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 5:07 PM EST up reply actions
You could go with my career plan
Give up incredibly lucrative soul destroying job that you are very good at for a much lower paying job that you’re not nearly as good at, but isn’t devouring your will to live.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
I'm sure the psychotic attention to detail that the old job gave you helps with the new one.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
The most transferable skill has been the ability to recognize a developing trend and act appropriately.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
so kinda like problem solving?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 4:34 PM EST up reply actions
More the ability to do something BEFORE a problem develops
In Investment Banking, if you’re waiting for a problem to manifest itself, you’re losing a lot of money.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
so more like critical thinking skills?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 4:37 PM EST up reply actions
Sure, that works
Quick example – Over the past year or so, I’ve noticed my clientele becoming much more of the affluent, so I upgraded the menu to suit the demands of that client base. However, I’ve also noticed that because of this, a lot of my “regulars” started coming less frequently. So, now, I run more nightly specials to give the regulars more options within their price range, while still making the richer crowd feel like they’re getting a top-flight experience.
Not only have the regulars returned, for the most part, the customer base is still expanding.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
congrats on the success.
wifey makes some side money by cooking for others.
but we don’t know how to make enough to make it worth the effort and/or irregular income stream at the moment.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 18, 2012 4:43 PM EST up reply actions
Tip I give to every aspiring restaurateur
Your menu should be about 1 page long when you first start. Once the kitchen gets to the point they can make that 1 page of dishes in their sleep, then expand it.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
that makes sense.
I find that the people who can recognize those types of situations, and people who can problem solve quick when the issues do come up, have the ability to do whatever they like
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 4:47 PM EST up reply actions
/breathes into paper bag
I’m going through a similar version of this in my own life. Consternation abounds in Attie’s head these days.
I think about doing this every day.
I have skills I could use, but I don’t know who’s going to pay me or how I can survive for the mean time until I can put together a usable client list.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 18, 2012 4:36 PM EST up reply actions
I have waited literally my whole life to say this phrase...
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
That worked out well for me, actually.
Allowed me to sow some oats and see a bunch of the world I never would be able to see. I’ve had a golden horseshoe up my ass on the career path, though.
I'm currently 152.4. This will stay in my sig line until I'm 150. Keep reminding me of this.
I guess I don't know until i try
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 18, 2012 4:44 PM EST up reply actions
I also don't recommend my methods.
My results are not typical, but that’s where the golden horseshoe came in. Of course a strong work ethic helped through the leaner years. And secondary jobs. Sometimes tertiary jobs.
I'm currently 152.4. This will stay in my sig line until I'm 150. Keep reminding me of this.
Pssshh
Why not become a lawyer and take the much lower paying job that nevertheless devours your will to live?
Sposed to be SEC
I was puzzled by that also.
and a Jags fan to boot…
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 18, 2012 4:25 PM EST up reply actions
Well, time to get back into the swing of running while there's nothing worthwhile on.
Stupid cold set me back a week. I shall return, hopefully in time to watch NMU-Michigan hockey.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Why is Mike Tomlin at the Kentucky-Ole Miss game?
I mean, I love the random famous people
Sposed to be SEC
He and Cal are buddies because Cal's a huge Stillers fan.
Also, Trevathan is apparently getting an award today, so Tomlin may be scouting a bit.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 18, 2012 4:11 PM EST up reply actions
Trevathan will maximize his draft stock by minimizing his face-to-face contact with coaches
Dude is scary
Sposed to be SEC
This is not necessarily an issue for Steelers coaches.
See: Harrison, James.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 18, 2012 4:13 PM EST up reply actions
God I hope so
We can’t keep being “Kicker U”
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 4:14 PM EST up reply actions
Ole Miss gonna Ole Miss, apparently.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 18, 2012 4:12 PM EST up reply actions
you're gonna need to specify a sport, son
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
What's the only thing Kentucky is good at right now?
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Feb 18, 2012 4:14 PM EST up reply actions
Bourbon?
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 4:14 PM EST up reply actions
/checks 2011 Final Four
Yup, went past the Elite Eight.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 18, 2012 4:16 PM EST up reply actions
that still exists?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
I will hurt you
Nah, I kid I think you’d be fun to hang out with
/But Seriously, I will hurt you if you hate on Big Blue
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 4:18 PM EST up reply actions
especially if you don't have to give them back.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Big talk from a guy whose team got blasted by Wichita State today.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 18, 2012 4:24 PM EST up reply actions
its the worst of all worlds
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 4:25 PM EST up reply actions
...

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
oh come now, after the copious shit you give me?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 4:27 PM EST up reply actions
Bends Wojo into a pretzel
in Tampa in 1998.
/giggles
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 18, 2012 6:45 PM EST up reply actions
So not did his team get killed today
but his other team went down to the wire against a team coached by MARK FRICKIN’ GOTTFRIED.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 18, 2012 4:26 PM EST up reply actions
Big talk sucks. Want some real talk?
5 of Kentucky’s 7 national titles were before 1980.
The most recent title was still over a decade ago.
But don’t worry, you have something that no one can take away from you.

by Truffle Shuffle on Feb 18, 2012 4:40 PM EST up reply actions
Was that a "UCL-Sam Gilbert-Wooden" joke
or a Calipari joke?
Not sure if I need to laugh or smack you
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 4:27 PM EST up reply actions
Sorry
I would argue the point. But, I suppose you’re right. I should knock it off.
I get more defensive about Cousins
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 4:32 PM EST up reply actions
you mean "d'angelo between albums"?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
huh?
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 4:33 PM EST up reply actions
he looked like fat angry D'angelo
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
I dont get the reference
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 4:37 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, but
Being one of the few young kentuckians in DC I try to be a good ambassador for the state. Try to discredit the stereotypes
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 4:35 PM EST up reply actions
Is this a Kentucky fan calling Wooden dirty?
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
It was, in fact, a play on the fact that we do not raise final four banners as we have more championship banners than you.
Seriously? Sam Gilbert? Bill Walton?
UCLA players were so well taken care of – far beyond the ground rules of the NCAA – that even players from poor backgrounds never left UCLA prematurely (for pro basketball) during John Wooden’s championship years.
If the UCLA teams of the late 1960s and early 1970s were subjected to the kind of scrutiny (other schools) have been, UCLA would probably have to forfeit about eight national championships and be on probation for the next 100 years.
I hate to say anything that may hurt UCLA, but I can’t be quiet when I see what the NCAA is doing (to other coaches) only because (they have) a reputation for giving a second chance to many black athletes other coaches have branded as troublemakers. The NCAA is working night and day trying to get (them), but no one from the NCAA ever questioned me during my four years at UCLA.
-Bill Walton
Wooden goes 15 years with only 3 decent postseason appearances and no championship appearances. Then Sam Gilbert comes in as one of UCLA’s biggest boosters…while being the agent for many of their players. UCLA proceeds to win 10 championships in 12 seasons. Players admit to Gilbert providing for them. No one bats an eye.
Yes, I mad. I don’t mind the cheating jokes (we earned them under Sutton) and the Calipari jabs (I don’t fault anyone for disbelieving the NCAA finding him not at fault in light of the joke that the NCAA’s investigations are). But it gets old to see Wooden—and Coach K (see Corey Maggette), Roy Williams (see Kansas gifts), and Jim Calhoun (see, well, everything he’s done recently)—praised as a saintly father figures.
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Feb 18, 2012 4:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
People praise Calhoun as a saintly father figure?
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 18, 2012 4:49 PM EST up reply actions
More than a few.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Cliffs notes: Old South watched Davidson get humiliated, hit the bourbon and Busch Ice (IT WAS ONLY $5.50 A 6 PACK I COULDN'T SAY NO), and is getting belligerant
Sposed to be SEC
Getting ready to go to bourbon and fish fry with some of the Davidson crew
ALL THE BELLIGERENT
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
A certain spe of the class of 09 whose last name ends with Handerson may or may not have been kicked out of a bar at the end of the game
Sposed to be SEC
good for him!
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Fathers raise children, they don't go out and find a new one every year.
by Truffle Shuffle on Feb 18, 2012 4:57 PM EST up reply actions
lulz
A good point.
Although if Cal coaches in the 60’s and 70’s and Wooden coaches today, the numbers probably reverse. Think that has more to do with the times than the coaches. And better to have a coach be honest* than selfish.**
*to Demarcus Cousins: "If you stay next year, you feed my family. If you leave, you feed yours.?
*See Roy Williams telling Harrison Barnes he wouldn’t be drafted until after the lottery when he was a guaranteed top-5 pick, or Rick Barnes telling Durant he needed to return and bulk up or he wouldn’t last a season
Sposed to be SEC
Rick Barnes has announced he's taking his name out of contention to be the next coach of the Boston Celtics.
Mind you, no one asked if he was interested.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 18, 2012 5:03 PM EST up reply actions
Calhoun tells most Uconn players they aren't ready for the NBA.
A look at their careers will tell you he was right.
by Truffle Shuffle on Feb 18, 2012 5:08 PM EST up reply actions
LOLTHABEET
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 18, 2012 5:09 PM EST up reply actions
Honest question: What did Calipari say to this guy?

by Truffle Shuffle on Feb 18, 2012 5:15 PM EST up reply actions
That's a good question
The two didn’t get along, and Orton’s dad really hated Cal. That wasn’t the only mistaken early entry under Cal—he had a 5 star point guard declare and go undrafted at Memphis (Darius something?). I doubt Cal counseled any of them to leave since they all ended up about where the draft gurus projected, but you can never be sure.
Sposed to be SEC
He told Orton to stay another year
But Cal admitted the injury was a legit concern. If I recall
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 5:25 PM EST up reply actions
It's not that UK's particularly good at anything
it’s that Ole Miss would win whatever the opposite of the Capital One nee Governors Cup
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
They're also proficient at Rifle....
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 18, 2012 4:15 PM EST up reply actions
Cmon...lets avoid that analogy
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 4:13 PM EST up reply actions
Sorry, but in my defense, it was lifted word for word from an Orson post on andiambro
Sposed to be SEC
S'ok
I don’t mean to seem easily offended or anything. I have simply had to put up with a lot of things relating to that subject for the past few days. So, perhaps I am easily agitated by it. Either way, avoidable.
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 4:19 PM EST up reply actions
Worth an off-season read?
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If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Feb 18, 2012 4:12 PM EST reply actions
And by "the odds" he means "the NCAA investigators."
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 18, 2012 4:13 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
A summary:
You ain’t hood
You ain’t gangsta
You ain’t tough
You ain’t street
You ain’t north north north north Memphis like me
by Truffle Shuffle on Feb 18, 2012 4:16 PM EST up reply actions
So, St. Louis is smothering what was left of Minnesota's playoff chances
It at least appears to be a luxurious pillow, at least.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
/pillow smells like cigarettes and stale beer
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 18, 2012 4:17 PM EST up reply actions
Being from St. Louis, I'd assume it's an old TWA seat cushion
and therefore would smell of farts and stale beer.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 18, 2012 4:19 PM EST up reply actions
and cigarettes still
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 4:19 PM EST up reply actions
I assume job security for hockey coaches
is when they actually give you a permanent ID to get into the practice facility.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 18, 2012 4:21 PM EST up reply actions
naw, it's when they let you enroll in direct deposit.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
NHL coaches have a lot in common with NBA coaches
The great ones are invaluable, but the rest will be chewed up and spit out by a mob of petulant man-children.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
What the hell went wrong with them after New Year's?
I didn’t expect them to stay in the President’s Trophy hunt, but fuck, you’d think somebody who’s top of the league two months in could stay in the top half a month and a half later.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
A dilema is posed.... Squeakyfoul - Clemson vs UNC...
Who ya taking?
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
Structural failure of the roof supports directly over the court?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 18, 2012 4:19 PM EST up reply actions
Ehhhh. Is the game at UNC?
I kinda appreciate the legacy of that court and wouldn’t wanna see it destroyed
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"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 4:21 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, It's in the DeanDome
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 18, 2012 4:21 PM EST up reply actions
naw man, that stadiums only like ten years old.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Opened in '86
The UNC ladies still play at the old gym.
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by Big Jon on Feb 18, 2012 5:23 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
My ambivalence is overwhelming.
I may be going to UNC next year, and yet I still cannot bring myself to root for their basketball team.
I'm going for the double-dip...
FUCK ’EM BOTH!
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 18, 2012 4:23 PM EST up reply actions
when can I start betting against Baylor in the tournament?
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
3rd round
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 4:23 PM EST up reply actions
if Baylor gets a 3 seed
then they would face either Nevada, Davidson, Drexel, or Oral Roberts in the 1st round.
So I guess…1st round?
please.... please let it be Davidson
then I won’t feel stupid for picking davidson to make it out of the first round.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
We could be so much better if we didn't suck
T-minus 2 weeks to Asheville. Gonna be a blast.
Sposed to be SEC
HOW DO I TRANSITION DEFENSE?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
I don't understand trying to out-sprint them
We can’t win at that. Go for the the offensive rebound, and if you miss, spend a second in the rebounder’s face to save a second on the outlet pass.
Sposed to be SEC
If they run into somebody with an inside game, they are, to use the common phrase,
up Shit Creek without a paddle.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Defender standing still, offensive player flies into him
LOL HOW DO I REFEREE?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 18, 2012 4:25 PM EST reply actions
The fine folks at Hockey Wilderness are talking themselves into the idea that Parise will sign with them in the offseason
On the grounds that he’s from Minnesota. He has a no trade clause in his contract. The only teams he’s allowed to be traded to are Toronto, Detroit, and Boston…. Minnesota is not, and will never be on that list.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Checking out.... See ya all tomorrow!
I gotta get cleaned up. Mrs MtnEer and I are going to a movie.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
Having a PF/C that can knock down a 3pt shot
Is really nice
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
Having referees that aren't shitty is nicer.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 18, 2012 4:34 PM EST up reply actions
Did we forget how to Defense..
in the last week?
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 4:36 PM EST up reply actions
don't lose to LOL Miss. Please. It'll kill my mother (UK grad).
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
UK grad gave birth to a duke fan?

"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 4:40 PM EST up reply actions
Tulsa fans created Notre Dame fan.
COTG, he is good at the long-term trolling.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 18, 2012 4:42 PM EST up reply actions
NONONONONONONONO
For reasons we can’t explain, lots of people from St. Louis go to Tulsa for college.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 18, 2012 4:45 PM EST up reply actions
private school high school leads way to private school college
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 4:48 PM EST up reply actions
UF was the first 'public' learning I've ever received.
But sounds about right.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 18, 2012 4:51 PM EST up reply actions
see y'all?! I know how to think!
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 4:53 PM EST up reply actions
actually not a missourian at all.
That’s probably what’s actually wrong with me. Only raised in oklahoma. Dad is from Missouri. Mom is AF brat that spent 6-12 grades in Altus, OK. Mom went to school at Mizzou; Dad at UMR. Parents met on blind date in 1976-ish. Just happened to be living in Oklahoma. I probably have more ties to MO than OK but I wouldn’t claim MO.
I don’t claim anywhere.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 4:59 PM EST up reply actions
So we can't troll you with Missouri OR Oklahoma jokes?
You make this difficult.
by Narrow Right on Feb 18, 2012 5:03 PM EST up reply actions
You can always troll me with oklahoma
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 5:04 PM EST up reply actions
Texas it is!
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
You might have to take up with Boozy on that too
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 5:06 PM EST up reply actions
well nooooooooooooooooooooooow.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 4:52 PM EST up reply actions
This is a fact.
Most of TU is STL and Dallas kids with a few local kids mixed in, like my parents. Do my parents know ACS’ parents? DUM DUM DUUUUUMMMMMM
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by Big Jon on Feb 18, 2012 5:49 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
shit based off how old y'all are MY PARENTS might know ACS's and your parents.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 5:50 PM EST up reply actions
I think, if she were being honest with herself, there are very few women (UK grads included) that if their child hand the means and opportunity to go to school like Duke, would stand in the way of that, fandom be damned.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Absolutely agree
But, correct me if I am wrong, LondonJoe went to Davidson
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 4:45 PM EST up reply actions
He went, or is currently going to Duke for grad school, IIRC
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Dad got his PhD at Duke, Masters at ND, and I was there for the ride.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Ahhh, ok
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 4:47 PM EST up reply actions
I remember my college visit to Duke
Got to visit the Whole Foods at which someone was stabbed
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 18, 2012 4:55 PM EST up reply actions
right across the street from East!!!
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Yep
I think the freshman gym was directly opposite it
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 18, 2012 5:00 PM EST up reply actions
Well, have the refs get MKG and Davis off the floor with iffy foul calls
and see how the defense manages.
And as I type this, Darius Miller just made the Ole Miss back line his bitch.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 18, 2012 4:37 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, but what was that foul call before the commercial break?
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 4:40 PM EST up reply actions
Are we hiring Mike Tomlin to replace Tee Martin?
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 4:42 PM EST up reply actions
Time to head to Orange County for friend's birthday
Let’s see how many blonde trojan fans with iqs below 80 I can meet!
i would think that at least some of them would prefer durex.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly
title
Durex? Who told you about that?
I'm currently 152.4. This will stay in my sig line until I'm 150. Keep reminding me of this.
Anyone else having trouble with the z, x, and a keys today?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly
I love mid-major basketball
But the atmosphere at the Nevada-Iona game is awful
Feel the high-school gym intensity!
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 18, 2012 4:55 PM EST up reply actions
/Makes 3-point basket
/golf claps and cheerleaders shouting “let’s go Gaels”
God, even Virginia Tech playing freaking Georgia Tech is having a better atmosphere than this game.
Although I've heard the rest of our home slate is sold out
Lavietes was generally not known as a rockin’ place
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 18, 2012 4:59 PM EST up reply actions
My high school gym had two decks and seated about 3,500.
So this sounds more like middle school gym intensity.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 18, 2012 4:58 PM EST up reply actions
So Kentucky is the Texas of high school basketball?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 18, 2012 4:59 PM EST up reply actions
Noooo, that's North Carolina
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
though, to be fair, Indiana's HS basketball is pretty crazy
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Yeah,
If IU can get to the point where they dominate the IN state recruiting they will quickly rise.
KY puts out a 5 star guy every 2 years or so
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 5:04 PM EST up reply actions
the all time North carolina all-star team is above nuts
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Cannot deny, and I do not know why
Many of our best were from there
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 5:06 PM EST up reply actions
Duke didn't exist before 1986
neither did Wake, really. Davidson had a final 4 team once.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Duke is the Florida of basketball?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 18, 2012 5:08 PM EST up reply actions
If UCLA is the Notre dame, we're the Alabama
really all one coach’s doing even though we create a mythology around some great history involving other coaches
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
The Bahr was well before that time though
Then again Duke didn’t even exist until the 20s, so it makes sense to an extent
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 18, 2012 5:10 PM EST up reply actions
I just don't know why NC seems to put out such a large amount of talent
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 5:10 PM EST up reply actions
Not really, surprisingly.
We don’t turn out that many elite players.
High school basketball is a pretty big deal, though. The Sweet Sixteen final usually sells out Rupp Arena.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 18, 2012 5:01 PM EST up reply actions
Never again will I allow our political self-interests to deter us from doing what we know to be morally right.
Atrocity and terror are not political weapons and to those who would use them: Your day is over. We will never negotiate. We will no longer tolerate and we will no longer be afraid. It’s your turn to be afraid.
Gary Oldman, you are so fucked and you don’t even know it.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Am I the only one who wants to see some version of this in Dark Knight Rises?
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Feb 18, 2012 5:03 PM EST up reply actions
/Gary Oldman strangled, hung out behind batjet
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Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly
47 here. And also time for a run. While wearing pants.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Well all, video game time.
The real question is, which moribund NHL franchise should I restore to glory?
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
The Columbus Blue Jackets would like to experience glory for the first time.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 18, 2012 5:00 PM EST up reply actions
No nice things allowed in Columbus.
The Toronto Maple Leafs, if you must.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
The Quebec Nordiq-
Oh.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 18, 2012 5:02 PM EST up reply actions
The Hartford Whal-
/damn
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 18, 2012 5:05 PM EST up reply actions
/gocanes
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
AND EXCOMMUNICANT!

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly
/moves all NHL teams south of the Mason-Dixon to real hockey markets.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 18, 2012 5:07 PM EST up reply actions
/handwaves crappy owners
/moves them back south again in 10 years
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
Kansas City Scouts 4-evah
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
Dallas is still pretty good, aren't they....
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Islanders, mainly because you can build around Tavares and Moulson
Then just like real life, the both of them are all your scoring to start off
Twitter: RyanMcD29
So concluding lacrosse for the day
Duke loses and UVA only beats Drexel by 1? This looks like a nutty season is ahead of us
/Watches as polls overrate Hopkins to #1
//Hopkins proceeds to lose to Princeton and everyone will be all LOL WUT?
Twitter: RyanMcD29
ND... ND is really good. REALLY good.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
That's what I mean.. ND is preseason #9
And they looked great against #2 Duke. With 5 really good teams to begin with, and now all this happening today, it’s really gonna be anybody’s ballgame
Twitter: RyanMcD29
Lax?
Speaking of which, somehow the TFM website still exists.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 18, 2012 5:13 PM EST up reply actions
Tristan and Hunter do not appreciate that.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 18, 2012 5:14 PM EST up reply actions
What about Connor?
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 5:15 PM EST up reply actions
Tucker?
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 5:17 PM EST up reply actions
Looking at the composite's cheating
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
/Patrick tries to wave, breaks limp wrist.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Googling your name
First result is your SB Nation profile.
Second is Darrell Stempke, Orange County corporate corporate tool (“My firm specializes in developing, implementing, and supporting administrative expense reduction solutions”).
Sposed to be SEC
"We fire secretaries."
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 18, 2012 5:55 PM EST up reply actions
who doesn't want that job?
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Well that's good, considering Stempke,as far as I was aware wasn't even a real name, but a bastardization of Stemke
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Stemke 2nd result
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Sposed to be SEC
Is Kevin Stemke the first result?
Because that’s where the name comes from
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
My name is so common the right one never comes up.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
lucky you
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 6:04 PM EST up reply actions
my name has perpetrated a lot of criminal activity. but they're mostly in Alabama and the meth belt.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Is there a good story behind the screen name?
I don’t remember ever hearing it if you’ve shared it before.
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No good story at all whatsoever.
Wanted a “real” name. This one happened along in a generator. Chloe was a pseudonym I would use when going out with girls back in the day too. So I thought it was apropos.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 6:27 PM EST up reply actions
my name came from a "coach" who is a twenty year old guy who helps in the summer
If someone calls hime “dude” “Bra” “Bro” or “Man” they are called dudebrabroman for the day.
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 18, 2012 6:30 PM EST up reply actions
I can't believe I'm going to say this
That 20 year old sounds fairly smart
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 6:31 PM EST up reply actions
he's a good guy
sticks around too help out the team/hang out with his younger brother on the team during the summer.
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 18, 2012 6:32 PM EST up reply actions
Wasn't sure if it was one of those "porn star name" things
like your first pet and the street you grew up on. Chloe Denmark doesn’t sound very “porn star”, so there’s that.
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and yet everyone ELSE thinks that.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 6:35 PM EST up reply actions
mines worse
Eddie Lincoln
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 18, 2012 6:36 PM EST up reply actions
No, MINE is the worst
Fluffy Melbourne.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 18, 2012 6:41 PM EST up reply actions
awwwwwww
sounds cuddly.
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 18, 2012 6:43 PM EST up reply actions
Well, it was a popular thing for about a week in 2002.
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I knows. but then my porn name would be something like Star Desert
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 6:39 PM EST up reply actions
Copper Iowa.
Which is why it was popular (with me, at least) for about a week.
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catholic girls man.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 6:45 PM EST up reply actions
messing with you from twitter convo from earlier
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 6:48 PM EST up reply actions
Was I involved?
Haven’t been on twitter today. Also have a short memory.
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i think so?
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 6:57 PM EST up reply actions
Still clueless,
which is nothing new. No worries.
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co-signed
if you aren’t in my family, you don’t have my name.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 18, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions
Former Wisconsin Badgers punter
I met him on a Rose Bowl trip and drunkenly called him Stempke a few times (with emphasis on the P) and it sort of became my nickname for a brief time.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Hmm
Kind of like the P Climpsun fans insert into Clemson.
You did spend time in Charlotte, which is only about an hour and a half away.
….
not coming up with any good conspiracy thoeries.
Sposed to be SEC
I guess people just don't like syllables to end with the M sound
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Googling my name gets some rather hilarious/Doppelganger results
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 5:57 PM EST up reply actions
What about LA airport?
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 5:21 PM EST up reply actions
Boredom poll: What is the worst college football team you have ever seen play in person?
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 18, 2012 5:17 PM EST reply actions
2011 Minnesota
No question.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 18, 2012 5:17 PM EST up reply actions
Who?
Which Hanover?
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 5:21 PM EST up reply actions
2010 UNC or 2009 Georgia
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 5:18 PM EST up reply actions
My team lost to 2009 Georgia.
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by Big Jon on Feb 18, 2012 5:56 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
yes but kentucky also beat them that year and i was at that game
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 5:57 PM EST up reply actions
well it was AT georgia. but yes...and I went willingly.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 6:02 PM EST up reply actions
Actually yes.
I went with friends and their friends. We tailgated in a church parking lot.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 6:06 PM EST up reply actions
We had to face the ginger ninja at night. I blame that.
And AJ Green.
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by Big Jon on Feb 18, 2012 6:05 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
/sighs deeply
So did we. And we were actually good that year.
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by The Missing T on Feb 18, 2012 5:59 PM EST up reply actions
New Mexico 2011
It was truly beautiful.
by Truffle Shuffle on Feb 18, 2012 5:20 PM EST up reply actions
Sigh...

Much improvement by the end of the season, but at that point in the year…yikes….
Sposed to be SEC
Happy I missed that game
yeah….
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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 5:23 PM EST up reply actions
2011 Kansas has to be a strong contender.
Certainly the worst FBS team, at least.
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by The Missing T on Feb 18, 2012 5:22 PM EST up reply actions
At least until 2012 Kansas...
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 18, 2012 5:22 PM EST up reply actions
Iowa State 2003, 2007*, 2008. Can't get single-game specific though.
*Excluding the comeback victory against Colorado.
by Narrow Right on Feb 18, 2012 5:23 PM EST up reply actions
1996 Rutgers
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Self-reply is self-reply-y.
It’s a close contests between Duke 2007 and Army 2006, but I think Army wins.
Also, no snark, the September edition of Notre Dame 2007.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 18, 2012 5:28 PM EST up reply actions
I had to watch all four of those sober.
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HAD to?
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 5:30 PM EST up reply actions
Band for 3, LSAT for the Purdue game.
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I took the LSAT the morning of Purdue 2009.
Basically a day filled with make-it-up-as-you-go guesswork.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 18, 2012 5:33 PM EST up reply actions
I see that's still working for you today.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 5:34 PM EST up reply actions
And for Charles, too, apparently.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 18, 2012 5:38 PM EST up reply actions
so you're moving to kansas too?
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 5:40 PM EST up reply actions
omg you would have to get a car!
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 5:43 PM EST up reply actions
oh. oh god. OH. GOD.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 5:33 PM EST up reply actions
Good lord.
I couldn’t tell you a single thing that happened in the Penn State 2007 game.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 18, 2012 5:31 PM EST up reply actions
Notre Dame 2007 is up there.
If 2007 happened.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 18, 2012 5:40 PM EST up reply actions
Good thing it didn't.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 18, 2012 5:40 PM EST up reply actions
Didn't get to see them in person (that was my first year at Illinois)
or they would have probably been my choice.
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We actually scored an offensive touchdown against you people.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 18, 2012 5:42 PM EST up reply actions
Sort of.
We fumbled and you recovered the ball at the 1 yard line. That’s an offensive touchdown in name only.
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that was positive yard
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 5:46 PM EST up reply actions
We moved the ball a yard forward without any penalties.
That was an achievement.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 18, 2012 5:46 PM EST up reply actions
LSU: The Curley Hallman years
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Gotta go with 2010 Minnesota
if only because I didn’t get to see the 2011 version in person.
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Weird shit happens from time to time.
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2011 Minnesota was greatly improved over the 2010 variety
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Same record both years.
And 2010 actually kept it close in most of their losses (only two 20+ point losses instead of four). I’m not sure there’s that much difference.
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I watched part of nearly every game they played
The 2011 version actually played hard and lost. the 2010 version quit as soon as they fell behind.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Well, early 2011 was probably quittier than 2010.
Purdue and Michigan would be the canonical examples.
Yeah, from the Iowa game on Minnesota was semi-competent.
First half of the year … there’s a reason there was legitimate debate whether the Gophers were going to claim the title of worst B1G team ever.
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I might argue Nebraska, as that game was a blowout but a fighting blowout.
That also lines up nicely with the bye week right before the Nebraska game, when we apparently removed about half of the playbook on both sides of the ball.
Go figure, a Brewster team was a little soft on the fundamentals.
Ah yes.
Of 76 points to Kansas fame.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 18, 2012 5:55 PM EST up reply actions
Tulane. Pick a year that wasn't 1998.
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OMG I was thinking you meant like div 1.
so uh my obvious answer is UMR.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 6:01 PM EST up reply actions
Arizona '03
Duke ’06
Eastern Washington ’02
Colorado ’05
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by Big Jon on Feb 18, 2012 6:01 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
I watched all of Colorado-Texas in the 2005 Big XII championship.
It was horrific.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 18, 2012 6:02 PM EST up reply actions
That should have been us getting our butts kicked by Texas.
by Narrow Right on Feb 18, 2012 6:13 PM EST up reply actions
There are multiple games that fit.
The 2001 Independence Bowl is the one that best comes to mind since that one went DIRECTLY over the goalpost.
I always thought, “Well, if it’s that close, it’s not really WIDE right, is it?”
by Narrow Right on Feb 18, 2012 6:16 PM EST up reply actions
Well if its any consolation
I was rooting for you guys in those years where Nebraska wasn’t going to make it. Rather have you guys there than Colorado cuz FUCK COLORADO.
In 2005?
I know that feel, bro.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 18, 2012 6:15 PM EST up reply actions
Stanford in... 2005? 2004?
It wasn’t so much a tire fire as the smoldering ruins of a tire fire.
Alterate answer: Temple 2005 or 2006.
William Paterson University, this year
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 18, 2012 6:03 PM EST up reply actions
I've seen at least one Division 3 game where I could probably get on the field
In Division 1-A, Boston College’s 2009 team stands out as being absolutely godawful.
by Synaesthesia on Feb 18, 2012 6:10 PM EST up reply actions
Hey.
We almost lost to them.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 18, 2012 6:12 PM EST up reply actions
'89 SMU
I believe I win this game.
"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Feb 18, 2012 6:10 PM EST up reply actions
almost...i think my actual answer wins.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 6:11 PM EST up reply actions
I don't think anything beats '89 SMU
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 18, 2012 6:12 PM EST up reply actions
that's like a pity vote though
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 6:14 PM EST up reply actions
2009 Delaware State.
Honorable mention: 2008 Michigan.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Virginia Tech playing out of the NIT-Bubble
Giving Georgia Tech the 3rd ACC win
Not exactly.
The win, I mean. We still won’t make the NIT.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
This is the first time I've watched Virginia Tech basketball in a while
(BTW, that was really nice buzzer-beater), but Virginia Tech has a solid atmosphere for basketball although they are never really good
Been that way
since we joined the conference 80% of our student body grew up watching (although old alumni will tell you it got damn loud for Metro games in the ‘80s too). Cassell is an old-school barn, and as long as people are showing up, it’s pretty wild.
Note: people are starting to not show up as the Seth Era rolls on.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
/priceisrightyoulosehorn.mp3
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by The Missing T on Feb 18, 2012 5:23 PM EST up reply actions
2. Culver's
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4. McAlister's Deli
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
Damn you East Coast people
none of those exist here
DON'T YOU DARE ACCUSE CULVERS OF BEING EAST COAST
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
OMG THERE'S A CULVERS IN SAN ANTONIO
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 5:39 PM EST up reply actions
WUT
Get yourself a Butterburger and frozen custard right now. Like leave your house instantly.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
its actually just down the road from work...so uh, MONDAY!
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 5:41 PM EST up reply actions
Stay away from the chicken fingers
It’s the only not good thing on their menu.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
I've actually had Culver's before AND I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT CITY I WAS IN
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 5:43 PM EST up reply actions
When I was in Milwaukee, my roomate's family made it a point to go multiple times so that I could experience more of the menu.
by Truffle Shuffle on Feb 18, 2012 5:45 PM EST up reply actions
They're kind of slow for a fast food joint, but so, so worth it
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Looking back, that trip was awesome.
There was also a place where they fried an entire half of a chicken. It was called the Half Cluck or something. I was told I didn’t need to look at the menu because it was the only thing my hosts would allow me to order.
There was a pheasant BLT at some random log cabin/restaurant place that was about 1 1/2 hours north of Milwaukee and in the middle of the woods.
And the last morning I was there, I had

by Truffle Shuffle on Feb 18, 2012 5:55 PM EST up reply actions
this.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 5:57 PM EST up reply actions
Original Pancake House- Apple cinnamon orgasm thingy
I believe.
by Truffle Shuffle on Feb 18, 2012 5:58 PM EST up reply actions
IT IS AN APPLE PIE PANCAKE
That’s one of their specialties
Oh and add Original Pancake House to the list of non-shitty chains
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by stempke on Feb 18, 2012 5:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
One of the places I had an internship
did group breakfasts there every Friday. SO GOOD.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 18, 2012 5:58 PM EST up reply actions
Well worth it.
The burgers are excellent, but so are a lot of the other things, especially the walleye and fried chicken.
JUST REMEMBERED: WENT TO THE ONE NEAR WHERE I LIVED IN KC.
/old
//memory dying
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 5:51 PM EST up reply actions
And at least one in Austin.
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two, one on the south one on the north!
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 5:41 PM EST up reply actions
East Coast?
The main place I’ve seen those is UIUC.
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NEIN.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 5:33 PM EST up reply actions
Steak.
N.
Shake.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 18, 2012 5:33 PM EST up reply actions
yais.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 5:34 PM EST up reply actions
Ah, late-night Steak-N-Shake runs after Halo marathons.
College, how I miss thee.
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In.
N.
Out.
/drops mic
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by Big Jon on Feb 18, 2012 6:35 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Well, I was about to mention that
But that’s more on the realm of fast food though. (I can then mention Chick-Fil-A or White Castle or something)
Ruth's Chris
Not the best place to overpay for a steak, but not the worst.
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Freebirds?
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 5:36 PM EST up reply actions
Braums?
/has never had Braums
//has only heard good things
by Truffle Shuffle on Feb 18, 2012 5:56 PM EST up reply actions
YOU LIVE IN FT WORTH AND HAVE NEVER HAD BRAUMS
we are going. soon.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 6:00 PM EST up reply actions
I have a confession to make.
For the last 2 months, I’ve been living the Tom O’brien lifestyle.
- I’ve had alcohol twice, and I can fully recall both evenings.
- My dessert every night has literally been a glass of milk.
- My cousin made me pecan squares and a shit ton of cake balls as a belated birthday present. I had two of each and brought the rest into work. My cousin belongs in the SEC of baking, so this was hard to do.
- I spent 3 hours at the garage today getting something in my car fixed. I consider this enough excitement for today.
- I’ve eaten a peanut butter sandwich for lunch every day. Peanut butter. Period. I don’t think I can handle jelly.
- A coworker asked me what I planned on doing for the weekend. I replied “Sit on my couch and try to not spend any money.”

by Truffle Shuffle on Feb 18, 2012 6:14 PM EST up reply actions
Um. this has been my last 6 weeks as well.
Except I drink chocolate milke, and lunch has been meat and a side salad.
I think I could afford a vanilla milkshake at braums and the 100 dollars worth of gas to get to FtW and back
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 6:16 PM EST up reply actions
Sir, I like the sound of this life.
Of course, I’d prefer more alcohol.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 18, 2012 6:24 PM EST up reply actions
???

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
more like this:

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 6:04 PM EST up reply actions
SQUEEEEEEE!
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by Big Jon on Feb 18, 2012 6:34 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
now i just want to chug some
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 6:35 PM EST up reply actions
Just got a text from my sister
“Finally watched How to Train Your Dragon. Now I know why you like it so much. Stoic is totally our dad and you and [Mrs. Stempke] are Hiccup and Astrid”
Um… thanks… I guess
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awwwwwwwwwwww that's so sweet.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 5:37 PM EST up reply actions
probably not?
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 5:39 PM EST up reply actions
I texted her back: "Why am I Hiccup?"
Her response: “Because you somehow manage to rebel against Dad while constantly seeking his approval at the same time. Plus the you and dad, and Hiccup and Stoic run headlong into any problem”
I don’t know if I should be happy or offended.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
just smile and nod.
How’s baby girl doing?
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 5:42 PM EST up reply actions
Probably scheming about world domination with Loki.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 18, 2012 5:43 PM EST up reply actions
Haven't seen much of her today, honestly
She’s at grandma and grandpa’s for the day. My wife is having a “girls day” with my niece and with my ankle still all fucked up, I don’t have the ability to chase her around.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
your ankle is STILL fucked up? wasn't that like weeks ago?
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 5:45 PM EST up reply actions
dayum! I miss all the news.
pins and shit?
CSB: Momma Denmark broke her ankle when I was about 2. apparently, the way to get around the house at the time was to latch on to MD’s or PD’s leg as they walked by. Apparently I was sorely disappointed by this turn of events. Also, apparently MD had picked me up from sitter one day (all this was in summer BTW) and I fell asleep in the car. Her, with crutches, cast, and fast asleep baby barely made it in the house.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 5:49 PM EST up reply actions
No, luckily no surgery needed.
It’s not actually the ankle, it’s the tibia about 3 inches above the ankle, and it’s only a hairline fracture right now.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
that's good at least.
Momma had a compound fracture. Apparently blood everywhere on a sidewalk in downtown tulsa.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 5:53 PM EST up reply actions
Congrats. Quick and speedy recovery for you afterwards..
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 5:55 PM EST up reply actions
My mom broke her ankle when I was 2 as well
FUCKING STOP FREAKING ME OUT CHLOE!
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 18, 2012 5:53 PM EST up reply actions
does my mom have a secret life?
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 5:54 PM EST up reply actions
Colorado leads Utah 8-6 with 7:34 before halftime.
by Old South on Feb 18, 2012 5:38 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
The horror. The horror ...
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/sees score, giggles
//sees picture, recoils in fear
by Narrow Right on Feb 18, 2012 5:39 PM EST up reply actions
OH...OH GOD
15-14 with 3 left in the half…
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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 5:45 PM EST up reply actions
Mid Major Madness: I need Bucknell to LOOOOOOOOSE
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?
I have too many fond memories of LOLKANSAS to root against Bucknell.
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LOLKansas is always fun.
by Narrow Right on Feb 18, 2012 5:40 PM EST up reply actions
I'd forgotten about that little detail.
That was awesome. Even more awesome because I nailed that pick.
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I am rooting for my #2 team, AU
to get in they have to win the league tourney. So a #1 seed in said tourney would be nice.
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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 5:46 PM EST up reply actions
Switch from Mich-NMU to LOLinois-Nebraska
and immediately get Li’l Red dancing on the screen. WHY GOD WHY?
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TITLE CLICKED
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 5:45 PM EST up reply actions
What happens when lil' red and big red meet?
A battle that destroys the universe or an alliance that enslaves it?
Sposed to be SEC
He Who Walks Behind The Benches.
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Illinois.
Oh no.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 18, 2012 5:41 PM EST reply actions
Ball just rolled through the player's legs.
Meanwhile, Colorado broke the 20-point mark before the half. Utah didn’t.
by Narrow Right on Feb 18, 2012 5:44 PM EST up reply actions
You should get your Ph.D. so I could reply
HI, DR. NICK
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OHHHHH the caps are back! you must be feeling better.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 5:44 PM EST up reply actions
Immensely.
At least I’m not like my mom and smoking WHILE sick with some lung related disease.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 18, 2012 5:47 PM EST up reply actions
OMG YOUR MOM IS MY MOM?
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 5:49 PM EST up reply actions
Wait
We’re brother and sister now?
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 18, 2012 5:52 PM EST up reply actions
ohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgod
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 5:53 PM EST up reply actions
X

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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 18, 2012 5:57 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Most Southern businesses try to downplay the accents of their workers
Golden Flake is not among them.
Sposed to be SEC
Anthony Davis needs 76 more blocks to tie the single season record
Not sure it is possible
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Five regular season games + 3 conf tourney (assuming the final) + some number of NCAA games?
Possible but unlikely.
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Well the record was set on a national title run
So, would likely take that much to beat it
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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 5:54 PM EST up reply actions
4 regular season games (already added in today's)
He’s averaging a shade under 5 per game. So, unless he posts a couple 10 block games, I don’t see it happening
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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 5:56 PM EST up reply actions
Well, if they get to the final in conference and NCAA
he’d need to average a hair under 6. So there’s a chance.
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He's posted 7-8-9s before
So, if he can get a couple games like that it will certainly make things easier
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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 5:59 PM EST up reply actions
Can I have your stereo?
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 18, 2012 6:07 PM EST up reply actions
what are things meant for 20year olds?
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 6:07 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I concur. but um. hm.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 6:09 PM EST up reply actions
can you still chug that second one without taking a break?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
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"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
wait, he did the entire thing once?
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 6:08 PM EST up reply actions
I'm assuming that top pic is from a website called artzberger.com
Because I can’t see it and my anti-virus just told me it blocked a picture from there due to “malicious code”
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I have my anti-virus turned up pretty high, due to having a remote connection with the restaurant, so it's probably nothing to worry about.
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It appears to be a combination of religious stuff and pictures of beer cans.
Never change, internet.
Why would they change the branding/logo of Busch Ice
I mean, do they really think people will be like “Oh wow, new Busch Ice cans….”
That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
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by SpartanGator on Feb 18, 2012 6:35 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, actually.
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I'm so glad you said it.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 6:38 PM EST up reply actions
We're a good team.
Either that or we’re sharing the same brain today. QUICK! What am I thinking about RIGHT NOW?
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Well, since the beautiful Ms. Denmark is involved
I think we ALL know what you’re thinking.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 18, 2012 6:41 PM EST up reply actions
Well, duh. That's a given,
as I am male and I am breathing. However, not thinking that because of Chloe.
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I was going to go with "KING CAKE VODKA!"
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 6:45 PM EST up reply actions
Wasn't thinking about that, so there goes that theory.
But I do have a bottle on hand for you.
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damn. well i tried. and i still won! also thank you.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 6:59 PM EST up reply actions
No problem at all.
Will get it packaged up next week, hopefully before lent starts and I quickly lose my mind for about 2 weeks.
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shit if you mail it on 3.15 I"m chill.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 7:06 PM EST up reply actions
Shipping alcohol across state lines without a license is illegal!
And I’d never do that!
/shiftyeyes.gif
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my apologies I meant if we were to MEET on 3.15 that would be fine too
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 7:10 PM EST up reply actions
Good idea.
We will “meet” long before then, I assure you.
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I've only had elk once.
It was good but very salty.
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Mine was delish.
Thanks, Ted Turner!
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 6:09 PM EST up reply actions
It's not that the meat itself is any saltier
It’s that its much leaner, and therefore there’s less juices and such to dilute the salt. It’s very easy to over-salt when cooking for this very reason.
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Good to know.
I’ll keep that in mind if I get it again; the time I had it was at my uncle’s house and I think it was the first time they’d had it.
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Elk, like bison and venison, has almost no fat, so you can't cook it exactly like beef
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I need to give elk another chance
My first experience with it was not good, but I’m a huge fan of venison, bison, and other assorted ungulates.
Sposed to be SEC
Great choice, that and moose
"Shabbat Shalom motherfuckers" Mordechai Jefferson Carver
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
Furk.
Michigan goal out of nowhere deflected off a defenseman’s shoulder.
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Oh fuck.
Murray State-St. Mary’s has been infected with Dick Vitale.
/vomits blood
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 18, 2012 6:17 PM EST up reply actions
Ladies and Gentlemen
The future of the human race is in the hands of Will Smith, Harry Connick, Jr. and Randy Quaid.
We’re going to be okay.
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Spoken like a true New Orleanian.
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In a meanwhile
San Diego State loses to Air Force
Kiddo you should add your scout's ranking to your sig line!
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 6:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
how did you know I'm in scouts?
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 18, 2012 6:16 PM EST up reply actions
LOLinois.
Nebraska is on something like a 30-4 run. Nebraska.
I wouldn’t be shocked if Bruce Weber gets his pink slip on the sideline during the game.
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Kicked off during the game? Is Billy Clyde the AD at Illinois now?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 18, 2012 6:18 PM EST up reply actions
Illinois led 24-22 at one point.
When I typed that, Nebraska was up 52-28. Even Rick Barnes would have a hard time failing this badly with the amount of talent Illinois has.
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And it's now 59-31.
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Never underestimate Rick Barnes' ability to fail with great talent.
/looks for Kevin Durant’s NCAA championship ring
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 18, 2012 6:21 PM EST up reply actions
There's "not winning a title with an NBA superstar"
and there’s “giving up a 37-7 run to fucking Nebraska”.
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I think this year's Illinois team has the least amount of give-a-shit I've seen in a sports team not named the 2010-11 Detroit Pistons.
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WOO! NMU GOAL!
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I know this is hockey we're talking about, but it still amazes me that the UP has as many D1 sports teams as Oregon.
NMU, Lake State, Tech
vs. Oregon, OrSt, Portland St?
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With 3/4 of the game done, it's Colorado 35, Utah 30.
The Pac -12 is busy getting ready to pretend this basketball season never existed.
Exactly
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 18, 2012 6:29 PM EST up reply actions
Is it a JV game?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 18, 2012 6:29 PM EST up reply actions
And Bruce Weber is very, very fired.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 18, 2012 6:32 PM EST up reply actions
the state and the school
stupid hanie/barber
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 18, 2012 6:32 PM EST up reply actions
but is the score still under 60?
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 6:33 PM EST up reply actions
68-36.
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And now they are
with an exclamation-point alley-oop.
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Damn. Michigan answered 45 seconds later.
2-1 Michigan, minute left in the second.
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me me me me me me me me me
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 6:35 PM EST up reply actions
I'll probably watch pieces of it before the Michigan game.
I haven’t the slightest clue what the rules for it are anymore, though.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
75 laps
Two periods, one 25 miles, and one 50 miles, with a 10 minute pit stop in between. Top 25 winners from last year and former Daytona winners are allowed in.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 18, 2012 6:38 PM EST up reply actions
shootout winners not daytona i thought
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 6:38 PM EST up reply actions
See, this made more sense when Budweiser sponsored the pole award and the Shootout and it was just based on the previous season's pole winners.
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Nope, Daytona 500 and Coca Cola 400 winners
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 18, 2012 6:41 PM EST up reply actions
Wait, so there are TWO Coca Cola races?
Coke 400 and Coke 600?
I believe it got shortened
And is now just the 400
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 18, 2012 6:42 PM EST up reply actions
It's the Coke Zero 400.
The Coca-Cola World 600 remains unaffected.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 18, 2012 6:44 PM EST up reply actions
yes, the july daytona race wasn't sponsored by pepsi last year it was Coke Zero
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 6:46 PM EST up reply actions
That is and shall always be the Pepsi Firecracker 400, dammit.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 18, 2012 6:42 PM EST up reply actions
And to a lapsed fan, this looks weird too.
I’m accustomed to Coca-Cola doing the Charlotte Memorial Day race and Pepsi doing the Daytona July 4th race.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I'm still accustomed to it being called the Winston Cup.
With no Chase. And two races at Atlanta.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
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by The Missing T on Feb 18, 2012 6:51 PM EST up reply actions
if people went to atlanta races...shit
i had four free tickets and couldn’t find a single person to go with me in fall 09.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 6:53 PM EST up reply actions
...yeah, I don't have a defense for this one
Seeing as how I could theoretically walk to AMS from where I grew up…and have never actually been to a race there.
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by The Missing T on Feb 18, 2012 6:55 PM EST up reply actions
Money makes the world go round!
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 6:56 PM EST up reply actions
Seems like a good rule
I might actually try to watch the full NASCAR race this time
It's better because it's shorter
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 18, 2012 6:41 PM EST up reply actions
Definitely
I can’t survive watching cars circling around for four hours (Again, MORE ROAD RACE PLEASE NASCAR)
and there's rules and a pit crew thing
are they doing voting for weird line up changes? or is thtat just during all start at Lowe’s?
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 6:47 PM EST up reply actions
Don't believe so
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 18, 2012 6:48 PM EST up reply actions
Except you root for Hendricks guys, which is bad
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 18, 2012 6:37 PM EST up reply actions
guys? no.
guy. and i root for others
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 6:39 PM EST up reply actions
So which one do you root for
Kahne, Gordon, or Dale?
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 18, 2012 6:42 PM EST up reply actions
really? LJ where you at?
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 6:48 PM EST up reply actions
huh?
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 18, 2012 6:49 PM EST up reply actions
Londonjoe knows my allegiances
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 6:49 PM EST up reply actions
Where does Illinois go from here, BTN announcers?
The NIT, that’s where.
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Even if they lose out (and they might)
they’re guaranteed a .500 overall record. So they’re at least eligible.
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Yes.
They are (assuming they don’t pull a miracle comeback in the last 4 minutes here) 1-9 since then, with the only win being a 42-41 uglyfest against MSU which everyone involved seems to be fairly sure was played with a severely overinflated basketball (what with both teams shooting like shit and a large number of crazy-long rebounds).
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Scratch that. 1-8.
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They will not win at Ohio State.
Losing to Iowa, though, is a distinct possibility.
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NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT.
Sigh.
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This would be at home, so even more LOLsome.
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Given how weak the bubble is even for the NCAA
Illinois HAVE to make the NIT, right?
Ah, yes, the MAC.
Where we all schedule a cake game for today and most of us still lose.
Jumping on board with this. I'm at 193. This goes away when I'm at 148. Remind me.
Hola
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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 18, 2012 6:48 PM EST reply actions
HI!!
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 6:48 PM EST up reply actions
bonjour
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 18, 2012 6:49 PM EST up reply actions
How's things goin' for e'erybody
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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 18, 2012 6:50 PM EST up reply actions
So did you hate fuck hellbeast yet?
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 18, 2012 6:49 PM EST up reply actions
No.
But my parents wanted to come hang out here and I said not if she’s here. My mom asked why and after that she says Yeah, I wouldn’t want to be around that either.
She did say that. Not her.
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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 18, 2012 6:51 PM EST up reply actions
(pouts)
(pouts)
(pouts)
(pouts)
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Whenever I picture Hellbeast I picture Billie Piper.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 18, 2012 6:52 PM EST up reply actions
Not even fucking close
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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 18, 2012 6:54 PM EST up reply actions
The face seems right
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 18, 2012 6:54 PM EST up reply actions
you're too kind.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 6:57 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not a fan

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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 18, 2012 7:00 PM EST up reply actions
being able to dress yourself correctly is one of the easiest ways to up your hotness number
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 7:02 PM EST up reply actions
Who doesn't love a Palomino?
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Hellbeast doesn't have a defined chin
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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 18, 2012 6:59 PM EST up reply actions
does she have more than one chin?
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 7:00 PM EST up reply actions
When she has her head just right
But it’s just a constant stream of chubby
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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 18, 2012 7:00 PM EST up reply actions
I feel like its almost like I said above
if she wouldn’t talk and probably changed attire to something more flattering it would be different.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 7:03 PM EST up reply actions
No. Nothing about her is attractive.
And if she tried to show off her “features” half of the guys at the bar would probably throw up. And I’m only saying half because it’d be a bar for blind people.
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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 18, 2012 7:04 PM EST up reply actions
I think you're biased
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 18, 2012 7:05 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah maybe just a little.
That’s what hating someone does
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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 18, 2012 7:06 PM EST up reply actions
It will be the best decision you ever make in your life
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 18, 2012 6:51 PM EST up reply actions
I seriously would cut my own wang off if I was stupid enough to do that
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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 18, 2012 6:52 PM EST up reply actions
She's probably get jealous and think he was going to cheat on my mom....or dad for that matter
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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 18, 2012 6:53 PM EST up reply actions
*She'd btw
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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 18, 2012 6:54 PM EST up reply actions
I just thought about this
Does any school really have any hate, like, rivalry hate, for Notre Dame?
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/is serious
Michigan fans don’t seem to care that much, USC would need to have fans to care
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 18, 2012 7:03 PM EST up reply actions
They're a lot of teams' secondary rivals
but I don’t know that they’re anyone’s primary. Maybe Boston College, but that assumes that BC has fans.
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Frankly, neither is MSU.
But I would never be so stupid as to suggest that nobody really hates, like, rivalry hates, MSU.
I was thinking more mutual hate
ND doesn’t seem to have that, Michigan will always care more about OSU and cares more about MSU now. USC just doesn’t give a flying fuck.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 18, 2012 7:06 PM EST up reply actions
Mich-OSU is relatively football-specific; Mich-MSU is pretty big across all sports.
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What is this for, ND?
Because Nebraska fans don’t seem to hate ND at all.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 18, 2012 7:09 PM EST up reply actions
I can't remember from what year
but there is a story from the early 1900’s that ND decided not to play Nebraska on a regular basis anymore due to racial slurs directed at the ND players in calling them ‘fish eaters’ and whatnot.
1925. First hit on Google
By 1925, when the Irish traveled again to Memorial Stadium, the anti-Catholicism demonstrated by “outside hoodlums” had exploded. The student booster section greeted the team with profanities and chanted “Fish Eaters, Fish Eaters” and “Mackerel-Snappers Go Home.”
by Narrow Right on Feb 18, 2012 7:14 PM EST up reply actions
Rockne wanted Nebraska to be our main rival, so he scheduled them every year.
They dropped off the schedule when the USC series started.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 18, 2012 7:14 PM EST up reply actions
Except relevancy?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 18, 2012 7:12 PM EST up reply actions
Colorado?
…oh, that whole realignment thing. Right.
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by The Missing T on Feb 18, 2012 7:13 PM EST up reply actions
They might not even be Iowa's THIRD rival.
ISU, Minnesota, and arguably Wisconsin.
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Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
As to your main point, though
Teams can certainly have more than one actual rival. That ND isn’t anyone’s biggest rival doesn’t mean they aren’t anyone’s rival, period.
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Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Michigan fans on EDSBS might not care much, but I think that's largely a function of age.
Older fans might have more hate for ND than we/I do.
If I had to choose between beating ND or beating MSU in any given year, I’d choose MSU and it’s not even close.
I started to say Kentucky, then I thought back to some classic UK-ND basketball games
and decided that counts.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 18, 2012 7:02 PM EST up reply actions
does iowa state hate ANYONE? i mean other than iowa?
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 7:04 PM EST up reply actions
FARMAGEDDON!
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Nebraska. Missouri.
Note that “hate” does not necessarily mean “beat”.
by Narrow Right on Feb 18, 2012 7:06 PM EST up reply actions
As does GT
Though it’s rather dormant, seeing as (other than ‘06-’07) we never really play them anymore.
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by The Missing T on Feb 18, 2012 7:07 PM EST up reply actions
Syracuse doesn't
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 18, 2012 7:05 PM EST up reply actions
Nobody gives a shit about Syracuse, so it's not surprising that it's reciprocated.
by Erik T on Feb 18, 2012 7:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Syra-who?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 18, 2012 7:06 PM EST up reply actions
They capitulated
But that’s beside the point.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 18, 2012 7:07 PM EST up reply actions
PEOPLE GIVE A SHIT!
Shitty, horrible people, but they do give a shit!
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 18, 2012 7:06 PM EST up reply actions
GEORGETOWN GIVES A SHIT!
Also UConn and Rutgers.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 18, 2012 7:07 PM EST up reply actions
Well, two of the schools are more relevant that Minnesota in football right now
The other is a basketball power.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 18, 2012 7:10 PM EST up reply actions
Well, Syracuse and Rutgers have that pitched battle
over who controls the NYC football market, I guess.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 18, 2012 7:09 PM EST up reply actions
I haz lamb shanks.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 18, 2012 7:06 PM EST reply actions
i thought that said "lamb skanks" at first and i was worried.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 7:07 PM EST up reply actions
Texas A&M is interested.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 18, 2012 7:07 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
that's so wrong on many levels
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 7:08 PM EST up reply actions
They only fuck modest lambs.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 18, 2012 7:08 PM EST up reply actions
I like this idea.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 18, 2012 7:08 PM EST up reply actions
Well, today I've prepared a pile of cheese, bacon, and potatoes.
I know it doesn’t have any of the ingredients, but I don’t care and neither do you.
This is my Chopped strategy.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 18, 2012 7:09 PM EST up reply actions
I saw one where a judge bitched about using too much bacon
I’ll give you just one guess as to which one it was
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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 18, 2012 7:10 PM EST up reply actions
A Jewish one?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 18, 2012 7:10 PM EST up reply actions
but you're getting better yes?
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 7:11 PM EST up reply actions
I read that. So long as you are getting actually healthier you know
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 7:13 PM EST up reply actions
In more ways than one.
Now if the weight would fall off my torso and not just my neck and ass…
Ambitious, but rubbish.
it will get there eventually. and what about exercise regimen? when do you get back to that?
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 7:18 PM EST up reply actions
Um.
I’ll ask Monday. Or Wednesday. But since I can’t lift anything with my left arm, it would have to be mostly cardio.
Ambitious, but rubbish.
well little steps forward is still forward
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 7:24 PM EST up reply actions
Go on...
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Braised in rye beer.
Om nom nom nom nom nom.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 18, 2012 7:10 PM EST up reply actions
mmmm food porn yes?
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 7:14 PM EST up reply actions
WANT
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 7:13 PM EST up reply actions
I think this is the point in the night where I just order a sandwich, pour some bourbon and all asleep by 10.
I'm going to be having a muffelatta later.
I have no idea how to spell that damned sandwich.
Yeah, probably.
Close enough,
and coincidentally that’s what I’m making too. Gotta love when you walk past the deli counter and my favorite meat monger tells me she’s got a surprise for me. Fresh genoa salami.
Also, it’s muffaletta, but that’s just picking nits. AWESOME is how it’s really spelled.
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Geez, this thread got wayyyyyyy over 1000
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