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What the hell??

Vandy Fan. Yankee by birth, Southern by choice.
The Twitterz Tag
Remember the 5!

by VUfanInNJ on Feb 18, 2012 10:46 AM EST reply actions  

Thanks. I was confused.

I’m still confused, but that’s normal.

by Narrow Right on Feb 18, 2012 11:48 AM EST up reply actions  

Raising Cain

Wiki is brief but accurate as far as I can tell.

Joe Cain revived Mardi Gras in Mobile and then went to New Orleans and started Comus, IIRC.

by Board Certified Scrotologist on Feb 18, 2012 12:01 PM EST up reply actions  

The Heisman nominee from ESU?

/keeping yesterday’s theme alive

Posting a comment on this website has always been a dream of mine.

by Big Jon on Feb 18, 2012 1:25 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Not to be a super-internet hipster

But memes were so much better before they went mainstream

/takes drag from American Spirit, drinks PBR

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 18, 2012 11:41 AM EST up reply actions  

One does not simply

ignore the words of boromir

I has signature?

by ZZR81024 on Feb 18, 2012 11:43 AM EST up reply actions  

bad joke eel for me

Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska

by alex henery's foot on Feb 18, 2012 11:43 AM EST up reply actions   3 recs

Can't we talk about something better?

Like DJ Byrd getting arrested and Kelsey Barlow getting dismissed from the team?

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Feb 18, 2012 11:57 AM EST up reply actions  

Good morning!

So through my iPod just rolled this song here, which is Slash throwing the f’n smack-down (GIT IT??) with Japanese singer Koshi Inaba, who actually pulls a better Axl on the chorus than Axl can manage these days. And, if you’d like, here’s Slash iso-cam wherein with Richard Avedon style, he cranks off the entire song in one take, and with the casual attitude of someone who’s wondering what patterns should adorn his new tea service.

Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....

by Burrito Electrico on Feb 18, 2012 11:26 AM EST reply actions  

You take that back.

You take it back right now or I will put Tom Hammond’s face on a snake that is carrying a spider through the fields of NDNation.

by Board Certified Scrotologist on Feb 18, 2012 12:13 PM EST up reply actions  

DON'T YOU DARE.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Feb 18, 2012 12:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Mornin', sunshine!

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Feb 18, 2012 11:59 AM EST up reply actions  

I will risk the wrath of Evil Coffee Maker

In order to partake in its delicious beanwater!

Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....

by Burrito Electrico on Feb 18, 2012 12:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I have gone beyond beanwater....

Now imbibing steeped camelia leaves from the roof of the world….

That would be Darjeeling to the uninitiated.

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 18, 2012 12:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Darjeeling?

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 18, 2012 12:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Certainty of caffeine, small chance of myocardial infarction....

What are we waiting for?

Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....

by Burrito Electrico on Feb 18, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Good thing I do espresso, I guess.

"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
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by thechuck_2112 on Feb 18, 2012 12:17 PM EST up reply actions  

A day bookmarked by lacrosse and NASCAR

Yep, sounds like a good day to me.

#OppositesAttract

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by RyanMcD29 on Feb 18, 2012 12:07 PM EST reply actions  

Eh, I'll watch St. Mary's-Murray State and Ohio State-Michigan

But otherwise not much catches my eye today

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by RyanMcD29 on Feb 18, 2012 12:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, today's schedule is pretty lousy, especially for Bracketbusters weekend.

Usually there are a few interesting mid-major matchups, but Drexel is axe-murdering Cleveland State right now, Wichita State should do the same to Davidson. Long Beach/Creighton (late night) could be good, maybe Nevada/Iona too.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
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by SpartanDan on Feb 18, 2012 12:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey, we get VT today!

February 18th…say, isn’t that just about the right time for the Hokies to incur a horrible loss that sends Seth to the NIT yet again?

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
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by The Missing T on Feb 18, 2012 2:03 PM EST up reply actions  

FTFY

February 18th…say, isn’t that just about the right time for the Hokies to incur a horrible loss that sends Seth to the NIT yet again? CIT for the first time?

by Bus Crasher on Feb 18, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Could be worse

they could hire Jeff Bzdelik

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 3:02 PM EST up reply actions  

We've already announced we're skipping anything below NIT

Which is appropriate. If we’re too shitty even for the NIT, we shouldn’t be cock-blocking a mid-major who actually had a decent season within the parameters of their schedule.

That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.

by JoshCVT on Feb 18, 2012 4:51 PM EST up reply actions  

also who wants to lose to Wofford anyway?

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 6:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmm, didn't realize their record was that bad

The point still appears to stand, though.

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
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by The Missing T on Feb 18, 2012 5:03 PM EST up reply actions  

No love for St Marys-Murray St?

But yeah, other than that, pretty weak field.

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Feb 18, 2012 2:07 PM EST up reply actions  

That will be an interesting game, especially because it's at The Bank.

I would expect Murray to try and defend their home floor pretty aggressively.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 18, 2012 2:08 PM EST up reply actions  

That was included in the list Ryan had.

I was trying to find a couple to add to it.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Feb 18, 2012 3:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I had to buy a new laptop because EDSBS broke the 'Z' key on the last one

"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Wednesday! REmatch!!!

You saw what we did to Pitt on their REmatch. The Brey is going down!

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 18, 2012 12:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Your kids stormed the court after beating the 'Cuse in a regular season game?

How plebian.

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 18, 2012 12:24 PM EST up reply actions  

this guy is cool with playin in South Bend

Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska

by alex henery's foot on Feb 18, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Ah yes, beating the Charles.

A life achievement as glorious as taking a hangover shit.

¡El Hipopótamo!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 18, 2012 12:31 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

feels pretty good in either case really

Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska

by alex henery's foot on Feb 18, 2012 12:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Beware.....

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 18, 2012 12:33 PM EST up reply actions  

/Hires Laurence of Arabia

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly

by saxattack29 on Feb 18, 2012 2:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Should have been this past January 28th....

Time before that was Jan 13, 2008. It was a Huggins-coached team with Alex Ruoff, Da’Sean Butler, John Flowers, Joe Mazzula, and Joe Alexander on it. That year we made a run to the Sweet 16, beating Arizona and Duke before losing to Xavier.

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 18, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmmm, trying to keep up with the Froggies, eh?

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 18, 2012 12:21 PM EST up reply actions  

sup folks

"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.

by thechuck_2112 on Feb 18, 2012 12:15 PM EST reply actions  

I live in Los Angeles now, unfortunately.

Well, fortunately for other parts of my life, but unfortunately for this.

"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.

by thechuck_2112 on Feb 18, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Moved about two months ago.

"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.

by thechuck_2112 on Feb 18, 2012 12:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Dear One Foot Down,
However, I would like to add a few U2 songs – “Vertigo” seems like an easy fit before a kick off

NEIN.

¡El Hipopótamo!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 18, 2012 12:20 PM EST reply actions  

WHY ARE THE WORDS THEY ARE SAYING SOUNDING LIKE WHAT MY MAID SAYS

I WAS INFORMED THERE WOULD BE U2, NONE OF THIS ETHNIC DRI—Oh, there’s Bono.

by emc503 on Feb 18, 2012 12:21 PM EST up reply actions  

NO NICE THINGS.

One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov

by blanx73 on Feb 18, 2012 12:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Is this their Tieneman Spring?

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 18, 2012 12:23 PM EST up reply actions  

All I know is that it's going to take a Great Leap Forward

to restore their honor.

One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov

by blanx73 on Feb 18, 2012 12:24 PM EST up reply actions  

You know how it goes, though.

You plant one bad pun, then two, then three. Then before you know it you’ve got a thousand flowers. Something bad was bound to happen.

by Attie Hat on Feb 18, 2012 12:25 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

Subtle.

One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov

by blanx73 on Feb 18, 2012 12:26 PM EST up reply actions  

So you've got Jeremy Lin

And the Gang of Four?

Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....

by Burrito Electrico on Feb 18, 2012 12:36 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Until he runs for Senate

as the Manchurian candidate

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly

by saxattack29 on Feb 18, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions  

They are gonna need one hell of an overhaul of the culture of accountability there.

Might even go as far as saying they need…
/puts sunglasses on
…a Cultural Revolution.

by emc503 on Feb 18, 2012 12:24 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

yeah, because that went brilliant the first time around

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 18, 2012 12:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Fortunately, this is ESPN we're talking about.

It’s not like they have any intellectuals to go after.

by Mango Stasi on Feb 18, 2012 12:25 PM EST up reply actions  

#freebruce

but yeah, that would be a quick revolution.

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Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident

by dudebrabroman on Feb 18, 2012 12:26 PM EST up reply actions  

they already had a Bataan worthy walk back

/toosoon?

Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska

by alex henery's foot on Feb 18, 2012 12:25 PM EST up reply actions  

it was a generalization about distance really

Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska

by alex henery's foot on Feb 18, 2012 12:33 PM EST up reply actions  

/tips cap.

One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov

by blanx73 on Feb 18, 2012 12:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Greened.

Although the APSB has things that I will argue against to the death.

by Narrow Right on Feb 18, 2012 12:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Briefing on media law?

Don’t make shit up or at least CYA?

/end of briefing

by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 18, 2012 12:37 PM EST up reply actions  

WOW.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Feb 18, 2012 12:23 PM EST up reply actions  

well this is a new low

EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident

by dudebrabroman on Feb 18, 2012 12:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh dear.

I know I’m not politically correct by any means, but that’s something you just don’t do.

by Narrow Right on Feb 18, 2012 12:25 PM EST up reply actions  

And I remember the grief I got here for making a comment about "Asian women"....

Sheeesh.

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 18, 2012 12:27 PM EST up reply actions  

To really screw up and be offensive

requires a national cable empire.

One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov

by blanx73 on Feb 18, 2012 12:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I swear that years ago, when Harvey Milk was murdered in SF

I saw a headline in some paper that went “Gays Queried in Harvey Milk Murder.”

You have to sound it out.

But headlines like those are old stuff. Remember “Headless Body Found in Topless Bar”??

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 18, 2012 12:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Wha??

If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?

by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Feb 18, 2012 3:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, that's what I thought.

Can’t remember the paper, though. But that headline stuck with me.

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 18, 2012 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

New York Post.

The New York tabloids (the Post and the Daily News) still do those types of headlines; that’s where a lot of the Jeremy Lin plays on words originated. They haven’t had so much fun with someone’s name since they finally had to stop talking about Anthony Weiner.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 18, 2012 4:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Wowzies

Surprised the underline doesn’t mention how their upward slope has been hampered by the loss.

by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 18, 2012 12:25 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

It's a common enough phrase that I wonder if they just didn't notice the ... other meaning.

If not for the million other things ESPN has done to lose any sort of benefit of the doubt, I might even believe that.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Feb 18, 2012 3:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Marquette just banked in a 3

which makes me say in Raff’s voice…

“A little saturday banking for the Warriors…Golden Eagles”

by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 18, 2012 12:31 PM EST reply actions  

And now a completely empty weight room.

PSU folks will like the Tussey Mt. line. A little slop just outside of town. Seriously why did Spurrier let this guy go?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=4lsoNy5Am_M

by Charnold on Feb 18, 2012 12:37 PM EST reply actions  

Unrelated to anything.

If you are unfamiliar with Shuggie Otis, fix that. Man can play.

Inspiration Information
Shuggie Otis Plays the Blues.

One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov

by blanx73 on Feb 18, 2012 12:43 PM EST reply actions  

COLLEGE IN THE EAST OR WEST

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 1:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Christ

We looked damn good in the first half but then decided our best defensive tactic was to give them uncontested layups in transition.

As an aside, this is the worst ESPN/ABC commentary I’ve ever heard. The dude just suggested we play a full court press because we’re getting killed in transition whaaaaaaaaaaa

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Feb 18, 2012 1:40 PM EST up reply actions  

he knows a lot about wichita state

I wish he’d stop calling us Dayton though.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Today is proving to me one thing.

There are maybe three teams I trust in the Big East to win a tournament game.

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 18, 2012 12:59 PM EST up reply actions  

"THE BIG EAST IS THE BEST BASKETBALL CONFERENCE PERIOD"

“GONNA HAVE LIKE 8 TEAMS IN THE TOURNAMENT.”
/all 8 eliminated by third round
//repeat again next year

by emc503 on Feb 18, 2012 1:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Nah...

“IF WE’RE THE BEST CONFERENCE IN BASKETBALL, WHY ARE ONLY HALF OF OUR TEAMS IN THE TOURNAMENT?”
/six eliminated by third round
//middle-of-pack team makes final four

by drothgery on Feb 18, 2012 1:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Saturday with absolutely nothing to do?

YAIS!

Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska

by alex henery's foot on Feb 18, 2012 1:01 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

aaand recflagged.

"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.

by thechuck_2112 on Feb 18, 2012 1:02 PM EST up reply actions  

It didn't hotlink for me.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Feb 18, 2012 1:03 PM EST up reply actions  

fat spiderman and fat flash grinding

Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska

by alex henery's foot on Feb 18, 2012 1:04 PM EST up reply actions  

So apparently I should be thankful it didn't hotlink for me either.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Feb 18, 2012 3:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow, ESPN bringing the D-lacrosse team to South Bend for a top 10 matchup

Example: “When you think of programs like Cornell, Princeton, Johns Hopkins, Syracuse.. where do you put Duke and Notre Dame in terms of top 10 programs?”

Uhhhh
1. Where’s Virginia?
2. Are we talking this year? If so, then you totally forgot Denver and forgot Princeton’s not top 10. Oh, and where’s Virginia
3. Are we talking all-time? Then GTFO Cornell, And again, where’s Virginia?

Then they’re still doing the intro stuff as the game begins. Shessh I want the Eamon and Quint College Football Sideline Reporter Buddies crew back

Twitter: RyanMcD29

by RyanMcD29 on Feb 18, 2012 1:04 PM EST reply actions  

Georgetown waves it's hands angrily, lose 3-2 to ND in the first round of the tournament

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 1:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Inside Lacrosse, Every year since 2007

“THIS IS THE YEAR GEORGETOWN’S REALLY GOOD RECRUITING CLASS GETS NOTICED AND WINS STUFF! WATCH OUT SYRACUSE AND NOTRE DAME, THERE’S A NEW BEAST IN THE BIG EAST!!!”
/Misses NCAA Tournament each time

Twitter: RyanMcD29

by RyanMcD29 on Feb 18, 2012 1:11 PM EST up reply actions  

though they did strangle the fuck out of Duke one year

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 1:12 PM EST up reply actions  

So if you're comparing it to football...

Florida State or Miami (FL)?

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Feb 18, 2012 1:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Maryland

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 1:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Maryland has good football crootin?

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Feb 18, 2012 1:24 PM EST up reply actions  

/trollgaze florida

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 1:26 PM EST up reply actions  

because of the private/parochial machine they have around DC

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 1:35 PM EST up reply actions  

we call quint "quint the hater" for his raging hate of ACC teams and offense.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 1:10 PM EST up reply actions  

We talking football or lax?

Cause if it’s lax, no duh, he played for the masters of stallball, Johns Hopkins

Twitter: RyanMcD29

by RyanMcD29 on Feb 18, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions  

lax. Yes, we know he went to Hopkins. We also joke about how he would bring up the rape case at the randomest of moments

and he would raeg against the kids’ extra year.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 1:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Cue this

Yeah, he always has to bring up how he was at Hopkins, bring up Pietramala, joke how he got a better education than whatever Ivy League player, how Otto the Orange scored on him, etc. etc.

He’s kinda like Pierre McGuire. Sometimes he’s really good at what he does, other times he’s unbearable

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by RyanMcD29 on Feb 18, 2012 1:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, and always bringing up the high school team he coaches

Which happens to be like the richest prep school in Maryland or something

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by RyanMcD29 on Feb 18, 2012 1:24 PM EST up reply actions  

is he at DeMatha?

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by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 1:25 PM EST up reply actions  

they're pretty good. but they're not Landon, Zaga, Dematha, St. Steve's, or anything like that

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by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 1:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Ohh, gotcha. He always brings them up though

What’s worse is ESPNU’s B-team analyst is Jamie Dixon. Who also rambles on and on about Johns Hopkins. It’s like… hire someone who didn’t play for Hopkins already, ESPN…

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by RyanMcD29 on Feb 18, 2012 1:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Especially when they hire every moving body out of Cuse's comm school

they send ALL their broadcast guys there too.

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by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 1:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Surprisingly they only have one former Cuse player as analyst

Oh, also ESPN has Joe “YOU’RE WATCHING THE NHL RIGHT HERE ON VERSUS” Beninanti at their disposal for lacrosse. Except he’s way better at calling lax than hockey on national TV

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by RyanMcD29 on Feb 18, 2012 1:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd be down for that

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by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 1:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, he played goalie at Johns Hopkins

Did he win the Teewarton? No. Did he win the Ensign Award more than anyone else? No. So he can shut the fuck up about shit from 25 years ago.

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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 18, 2012 1:26 PM EST up reply actions  

they did win 3 NC's though right?

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by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 1:27 PM EST up reply actions  

oh well fuck that noise then.

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by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 1:28 PM EST up reply actions  

when they had like a 500 record before the tournament.

dammit duke…

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by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 1:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Damnit Duke indeed

I watch Hopkins and Towson the other night. Hopkins with ALL THE STALL WARNINGS even though they were way better than Towson and had no need to stall.

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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 18, 2012 1:33 PM EST up reply actions  

let me tell you how PSYCHED I am to play Maryland this year

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by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 1:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Fucking hell Duke.

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by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 1:48 PM EST up reply actions  

the fuck is "lacrosse?"

The only lacrosse I know is La Crosse, a city of great strategic importance to Stepmkestan

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by Old South on Feb 18, 2012 1:24 PM EST up reply actions  

it's one of our many completely outclassed womens' sports

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by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 1:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I forgot to add: outclassed, expensive, and totally geographically nonsensical womens' sports

if we’re going to suck, we might as well play in a conference that doesn’t require air travel to every away game.

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by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 1:29 PM EST up reply actions  

A sport, apparently

One supposedly played in the ACC, even. A somewhat smaller ACC, I suppose, since we don’t even sponsor it.

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
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Alright, the new tires are here, time to take them down to the shop

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by 8gooner8 on Feb 18, 2012 1:16 PM EST reply actions  

I like doing that myself, honestly

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by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 1:17 PM EST up reply actions  

These are for my car

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by 8gooner8 on Feb 18, 2012 1:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I mean, I have a friend who has a rotator. It's not hard and you end up saving a ton of money.

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by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 1:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I saved a ton of money buying them trough a friend.

I run different size on the front than the back, and they’re directional so I can’t even rotate them. Costs me $ 40 to mount and balance them

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by 8gooner8 on Feb 18, 2012 1:26 PM EST up reply actions  

we race a bunch of his cars, (his kid is a professional driver) so we kind of just have most of the equipment lying around.

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by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 1:28 PM EST up reply actions  

...

old

new

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by 8gooner8 on Feb 18, 2012 1:35 PM EST up reply actions  

nice CL

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by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 1:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks

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by 8gooner8 on Feb 18, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions  

have you ever had to replace the locks on it? I've heard that can be a BITCH

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by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 1:42 PM EST up reply actions  

No, it's been surprisingly good so far.

My biggest issue is the tires, they don’t last long.

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by 8gooner8 on Feb 18, 2012 1:45 PM EST up reply actions  

nope. I have the old small rims and I have to order those custom. thankfully they don't need changed very often.

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by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 1:46 PM EST up reply actions  

What year you have?

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by 8gooner8 on Feb 18, 2012 1:50 PM EST up reply actions  

1985

the driver:

the track car:

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by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 1:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Awesome

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by 8gooner8 on Feb 18, 2012 1:54 PM EST up reply actions  

that track car is actually a Dinan but mine looks EXACTLY the same and is a cSI with a proper MPower engine

my favorite track car is this ridiculous 2002 that this guy has that has over 300 horsepower. that thing flies and you cant throw it around like no one’s business. It won the NASA national championships for the 2002’s a couple of years ago.

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by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 1:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Here is our racer, (well my dad's)

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by 8gooner8 on Feb 18, 2012 2:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Thank you!

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by 8gooner8 on Feb 18, 2012 3:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, that looks like fun.

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by Tremendous on Feb 18, 2012 2:59 PM EST up reply actions  

those are fun

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by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions  

yes, it is a lot of fun to drive

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by 8gooner8 on Feb 18, 2012 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I wish I owned one of these (below)

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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 3:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I've driven one

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by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions  

of course you have

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I was in college. host family runs a private show every year. I just took it around the block, nothing more.

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by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

now you're just trying to make us all feel better.

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I did say it was a sweet GT

/wince

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by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions  

GT or GT40?

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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions  

the car was a gt40

the new one is the GT

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by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

/glares

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by Boozy McHound on Feb 18, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Image is bust.

Didn’t mean to insult your hobby, but I’ve never really liked the Broncos. I’m not really sure why, and I like most Fords.

by BrotherFlounder on Feb 18, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

not for everyone.

And I’m still tender after selling all of them.

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by Boozy McHound on Feb 18, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

not sure what that is- Bronco?

I did fall in love with International’s one summer. they were everywhere in alaska

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by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 3:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, I like the 72'-73' models

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by 8gooner8 on Feb 18, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Why that iteration?

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by Boozy McHound on Feb 18, 2012 3:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Sorry what I meant was anything after 71'

the earlier ones had a really shitty rear differential

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by 8gooner8 on Feb 18, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Ford 9"?

Generally people hate the front Dana 30, which was replaced later by the D44. And if you are lucky enough to have a 1977 (/swoon) you get one with 3.50 gears and disc brakes stock!

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by Boozy McHound on Feb 18, 2012 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd like to find something like this in black

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by 8gooner8 on Feb 18, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I honestly know the owner of that one.

Or at least it’s a dead ringer for another I helped work on.

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by Boozy McHound on Feb 18, 2012 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

was that red an original color?

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by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

it's close to a maroon IRL

and no.

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by Boozy McHound on Feb 18, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I just found this picture on the net.

It’s a 75’

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by 8gooner8 on Feb 18, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

That is a 1977 Bronco

you can tell by the dual gas doors. The 76 had exposed caps for the dual tanks.

I’ve built a few from top to bottom. I have an odd affinity for them. I’ve built one with 37’s, roll cage, swapped C6 and J-shift 205, etc to an all original one owner restore.

I sold my last one a few months ago.
I’m still sad.

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by Boozy McHound on Feb 18, 2012 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

next time im in jax we are hanging out

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions  

i know lots of things.

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Go Jaguars.

/cries in corner

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by Boozy McHound on Feb 18, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

too bad she got sold.

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by Boozy McHound on Feb 18, 2012 3:23 PM EST up reply actions  

i know.

nothing else in the driveway right now?

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

daily driver.

/sigh

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by Boozy McHound on Feb 18, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

should i bring my baby to you?

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 3:28 PM EST up reply actions  

You'd never get it back.

/seriously
//Although I think my next project may be some new furniture for the house

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by Boozy McHound on Feb 18, 2012 3:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Well I'm not going to give her to just anyone.

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 3:35 PM EST up reply actions  

And I don't know if you could take what I would do to her

I can’t leave things alone.

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by Boozy McHound on Feb 18, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions  

something like this

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

those are easy to find, though why you'd want a 320 is beyond me

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by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

It is easy to find

as it’s in my parents garage

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm gonna make a godfather for the 66 in my uncle's garage one of these days

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by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

if i had a house with a garage, it would be in MY garage

as it is MY car

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

you mean a 302?

What would you rather have that’s period correct? 351W?

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by Boozy McHound on Feb 18, 2012 3:55 PM EST up reply actions  

right. Not sure. The 67's are gorgeous!

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by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 3:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I mean, it has it's drawbacks

but I’d slide in some 351W pistons, change out the rings, and some AFR heads taking it to 331cu inches.

/9ish compression ratio and still gets fine mileage on regular pump gas

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by Boozy McHound on Feb 18, 2012 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

as long as you give her back...

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 4:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I never got crazy with the engines in my Broncos

just high torque, top end hp didn’t mean much to me.

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by Boozy McHound on Feb 18, 2012 4:14 PM EST up reply actions  

The 289 torquer!

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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 18, 2012 4:18 PM EST up reply actions  

i have a 67. or however you want to claim that

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I know it's a 67.

I know I can see the differences, but i can’t tell you what year is what. I miss my baby though.

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Ooh, that is beautiful.

Same color?

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by Tremendous on Feb 18, 2012 4:37 PM EST up reply actions  

most likely lighter.

but essentially yes

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 4:38 PM EST up reply actions  

High School buddy had one of these that we went booney riding in...

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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 18, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

do they have a snorkel?

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He had a home-made exhaust snorkel we used when fording...

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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 18, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions  

my old boss has a new FJ. I like it enough but if I were going to get anything like that I'd get an old defender

or wrangler… probably an old wrangler.

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by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 3:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I <3 older cars

/4 wheel drive station wagon? YES PLEEZ

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Feb 18, 2012 3:30 PM EST up reply actions  

it's spelled tyre you sad colonial

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 1:22 PM EST up reply actions  

♬♬ You could call me a car lover

Cuz I love it in a motor
And the way it feels
To ride around on new wheels ♬♬

Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....

by Burrito Electrico on Feb 18, 2012 1:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I've gotten my mom hooked on Justified

We’re almost halfway through Season 2 now. She loves Dewey Crowe.

Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain

by Nick Petrilli on Feb 18, 2012 1:17 PM EST reply actions  

"The new Oldsmobiles are in early this year!"

I tuned in to VH1 just in time for the mall chase scene in “Blues Brothers.” That reminded me that I read earlier this week that the mall is finally being torn down.

Also, the device Carrie Fisher uses to blow up the building looks an awful lot like the device Doc used to control the DeLorean in the mall parking log.

by Narrow Right on Feb 18, 2012 1:21 PM EST reply actions  

just watched that as well

“PierOne Imports!”
“this place has got everything!”

Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska

by alex henery's foot on Feb 18, 2012 1:31 PM EST up reply actions  

At one point she uses a rocket launcher

That suspiciously looks like the one used in Assault on American Gladiators.

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by Big Jon on Feb 18, 2012 1:38 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

WHOOOO DAVIDSON COLLEGE CAMPUS PORN NATIONAL CHAMPEEENNNSSSSS PAAAWWWWWLLLLLLLLLL

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 1:42 PM EST reply actions  

I knew someone would do this. but do they do it on the lawn?

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 1:45 PM EST up reply actions  

wait what?

how did this thread come into play?

Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska

by alex henery's foot on Feb 18, 2012 1:47 PM EST up reply actions  

ESPN, whenever they go to davidson, records a shit ton of what I call "campus porn" or people doing Davidson things at Davidson in a Davidson way

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 1:49 PM EST up reply actions  

ah, i see now

my mind went immediately to the gutter

Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska

by alex henery's foot on Feb 18, 2012 1:53 PM EST up reply actions  

we would have cricket practice in front of that dorm in the frisbee shot.

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 2:00 PM EST up reply actions  

This

Starcraft II, Minecraft and league of legends all acceptable alternatives. D&D still played here too

I has signature?

by ZZR81024 on Feb 18, 2012 2:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Starcraft two is so imbalanced though

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 2:05 PM EST up reply actions  

more than the sequel, I'd bet.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 2:14 PM EST up reply actions  

No, that's good hustle.

Courtney Simpson did it in her ASU cheerleader uniform and Shane’s World 29 was filmed at several on-campus fraternity houses.

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by Big Jon on Feb 18, 2012 1:51 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Am seriousely tempted to go TeamNoPannts

in school Library. Objections?

I has signature?

by ZZR81024 on Feb 18, 2012 1:54 PM EST reply actions  

No, that's the point

I’m in open sight. Got two friends flanking.

I has signature?

by ZZR81024 on Feb 18, 2012 1:56 PM EST up reply actions  

hey, that guy was actually right about the full court press.

huh…

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 2:00 PM EST reply actions  

Shift+A

I assume the ESPN error was covered already

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 18, 2012 2:06 PM EST reply actions  

It was rather LINsensitive

Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....

by Burrito Electrico on Feb 18, 2012 2:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Next awkward tweet:

“Not that this is the focus, but the recent firing of mobile-writer [X] opens up a spot in the line-up for upcoming writer [Y]”

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 18, 2012 2:09 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Darren Rovell, is that you?

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 2:10 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Bristol, 2012

ESPN outsources editing to Stormfront, record quarter expected.

by Mango Stasi on Feb 18, 2012 2:15 PM EST up reply actions  

John Skipper: Carolina grad

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 2:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Thus explaining the hard-on they have for Duke-UNC.

Even though Louisville-Kentucky is a more heated rivalry because they only play once a year.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 18, 2012 2:10 PM EST up reply actions  

hah.... so heated you guys quit playing it for twenty years

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 2:11 PM EST up reply actions  

No, so heated that Rupp refused to schedule them.

He didn’t want to even acknowledge them. Took the NCAA selection committee and an order of the state legislature to make it happen.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 18, 2012 2:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I would argue that Duke UNC isn't all that intense but it's far more important to the National picture year to year

only UNC fans get all that riled up about it.

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 2:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Duke/UNC gets boost by ultra-close physical proximity.

They’re only 11 miles apart.

Passing? Who needs passing?

by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 18, 2012 2:15 PM EST up reply actions  

well, more like 20 on 15-501

I live there.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 2:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll admit that some of the rhetoric in the UK-UofL rivalry has only heated up in the past few years

for which I credit/blame Matt Jones and KSR. That said, Pitino going to Little Brother was probably the catalyst for what was already a strong dislike to crystallize into pure, unadulterated hatred. I’ve only managed to forgive him for it because Bill Keightley did, and if Mr. Wildcat came to terms with it, why shouldn’t I?

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 18, 2012 2:15 PM EST up reply actions  

It's not like either team is going to win a national championship though

U of L because they’re not good enough and UK because Calipari will shit the bed, or it won’t count

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 2:19 PM EST up reply actions  

If Pitino still had the fire

Louisville would be a contender. I think he’s lost it, ironically a lot like his predecessor Denny Crum did toward the end.

Cal has a serious shot with this year’s team, but he’s going to need some leadership next year and I don’t know who it’s really going to come from. Unless Jones comes back for a third year because he’s still not ready to be an NBA player.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 18, 2012 2:22 PM EST up reply actions  

up until they have to vacate it.. or calipari loses his mind in the elite eight again

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 2:23 PM EST up reply actions  

If Pitino still had the fire

insert sex joke punchline here_

Passing? Who needs passing?

by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 18, 2012 2:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Blame?

Not sure it is a bad thing

"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions  

well, if we're counting titles from before when most of us were born UCLA's got us all beat

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 2:17 PM EST up reply actions  

/points at UNC's "Helms national title" banners, laughs

MADE UP NASHIONAL CHAMPEEONS, PAWWWWWWWL.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 18, 2012 2:18 PM EST up reply actions  

LULZ

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 2:19 PM EST up reply actions  

/hangs 1975 Sporting News National Champions banner

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by Big Jon on Feb 18, 2012 2:25 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Handsome Dan calls into Finebaum

“TWENTY EIGHT NASHIONAL CHAMPEEONS PAWWWLLL”

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 18, 2012 2:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Sure, but i was alive in 1980 for the title game

Louisville 66
UCLA 55

/not starting an argument, but i prefer UK/UL/IU era to be the center of college hoop over tobacco road. Because i’m from that area you see.

by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 18, 2012 2:20 PM EST up reply actions  

see above post. no one will care because neither of those teams is going to win a title or trade titles at any point soon.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 2:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Seems recruits care

/best player in country is at UK
//swatting your weak sauce

by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 18, 2012 2:25 PM EST up reply actions  

how is this different than every other year at UK?

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 2:26 PM EST up reply actions  

/notsureifserious.jpg

Perhaps you recall the tenures of one Orlando Smith and one William Gillispie at the University of Kentucky? We started Mark Coury at center, for God’s sakes. MARK COURY.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 18, 2012 2:28 PM EST up reply actions  

should have said calipari

but there’s a reason they decide the national championship out in March, not July. (still figuring out how Duke won it all in 2010)

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Frankly, it's more the wins over Baylor and WVU that puzzled me

playing poorly and beating Butler is what you’re SUPPOSED to do.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

ACC weirdo, but probably nice guy

Not to mention Louisville is in at least as good of shape as UCONN last year, who WON THE GODDAMN TOURNAMENT.

by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 18, 2012 2:31 PM EST up reply actions  

UConn had KEMBAKEMBAKEMBA

truly, a team without any affinity for dimes

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

//misses

///rando 7 footer rebounds
////repeat
////??
/////profit

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 2:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Duke more than owns the balance of payments in that rivalry though.

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 2:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Notre Dame looks like a Death Machine this year. Finally have an offense to go with that defense.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 2:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, they can score all the way up to 60 points.....

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 18, 2012 2:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm talking lax

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Sorry, but LAX is an airport....

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 18, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions  

and a club

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions  

What's the difference between Club and Money Pit?

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by saxattack29 on Feb 18, 2012 2:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't know what a money pit is.

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 2:51 PM EST up reply actions  

money pit:

a place you go to throw money at overpriced things for no apparent reason.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly

by saxattack29 on Feb 18, 2012 2:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Awww c'mon. That's just both teams demonstrating their gloabl reach...

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 18, 2012 2:56 PM EST up reply actions  

that's what aircraft carriers are for I thought.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

And these too....

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 18, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Roundtrip ticket to Ireland: $1,050

Ticket to game: $70
Commemorative game jersey: $60
Pint of Beer: $8
Watching Tommy Rees derp in front of an international audience: Priceless

by Attie Hat on Feb 18, 2012 2:58 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

Will Brian Kelly's face turn green to match the spirit of the occasion?

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 18, 2012 3:02 PM EST up reply actions  

it will shift faster than deadmau5 at the grammys

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 3:03 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

My guess is gholsonn will be starting

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by saxattack29 on Feb 18, 2012 3:11 PM EST up reply actions  

or Hendricks

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 3:12 PM EST up reply actions  

/throws gin bottle

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly

by saxattack29 on Feb 18, 2012 3:12 PM EST up reply actions  

with a chance of keel

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 3:12 PM EST up reply actions  

unfortunately

Kelly has turned his back on Christ

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly

by saxattack29 on Feb 18, 2012 3:15 PM EST up reply actions  

with JC deciding to ascend to the next level, he had a dearth of choices

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions  

ND is very, very good

beating the tar out of Duke today

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 2:37 PM EST up reply actions  

All the disney moneys?

ALL THE DISNEY MONEYS

I has signature?

by ZZR81024 on Feb 18, 2012 2:10 PM EST up reply actions  

How will Tim Tebow react to this faux pas?

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly

by saxattack29 on Feb 18, 2012 2:48 PM EST up reply actions  

And what effect will it have on LeBron James' potential return to Cleveland?

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 18, 2012 2:50 PM EST up reply actions  

want hockey coverage?

Hit the road, chump.

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Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly

by saxattack29 on Feb 18, 2012 2:52 PM EST up reply actions  

More like go to NBCSports.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 18, 2012 2:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Yahoo Sports...

…also acceptable.

(OK, I’m just looking for an excuse to watch that again. Indulge me.)

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by Tremendous on Feb 18, 2012 2:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I have no problem with this.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 18, 2012 3:04 PM EST up reply actions  

What ESPN error?

Did I miss something?

"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 2:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Some overnight guy at the WWL headlined a story about Jeremy Lin's bad game...

A Chink In The Armor

You can imagine what ensued…

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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 18, 2012 2:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I wonder if they're even going to be able to field a full team next year

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by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 2:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I relish their suffering.

Fuck Calhoun with a rusty saw.

¡El Hipopótamo!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 18, 2012 2:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I relish their suffering next year too...

Even though we are so outta there….

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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 18, 2012 2:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, we've learned something important about them this year.

Not only are they illiterate morons, they’re quitters, too!

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 18, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

/Calhoun inks recruit's signature with an army of sex slaves and several genocides

//NCAA issues reprimand to Kentucky for letting recruit use Kentucky restroom facilities; queefs

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Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Feb 18, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Pitino is drinking coconut water on the sidelines.

This game is a dumpster fire all around.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 18, 2012 2:35 PM EST reply actions  

clearly i have the internet at my fingertips

but would like you to provide score updates.

Are they winning this shitshow?

by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 18, 2012 2:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Ok, i root for them

UK game at 3 (slow time), 4 (Louisville time, fast time).

I gotta figure out ESPN3 since i’m in yankeeland.

by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 18, 2012 2:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Bucknell lost on Thursday!

WOOOOOO!

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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 2:40 PM EST reply actions  

Dadaist King Lear?

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by saxattack29 on Feb 18, 2012 2:40 PM EST reply actions  

I missed the Louisville game; Did DePaul foul a lot at the end?

Because a 23 to 16 foul ratio seems a bit lopsided

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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 2:43 PM EST reply actions  

pasty ND fans at lacrosse game

are pasty

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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 2:58 PM EST reply actions  

Ow. Fuck. Ow.

Hate running. But must do SOME sort of physical activity.

by BrotherFlounder on Feb 18, 2012 2:58 PM EST reply actions  

The ACS Space Program is falling behind.

Clearing the launch pad is still a major achievement.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 18, 2012 3:15 PM EST up reply actions  

That's a rec...

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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 18, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions  

How come all the West Virginians are so good at this game?

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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions  

October Sky'd

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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 18, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions   4 recs

I thought Bama and Florida was space country???

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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Bama is.

Florida’s still mostly imported talent.

by BrotherFlounder on Feb 18, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

but there's Houston!

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 3:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Chock full of Aggies, though

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by Burrito Electrico on Feb 18, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

and a shit ton of people I went to school with

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 3:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Crazy engineers, gettin' all them rocket jerbz!

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by Burrito Electrico on Feb 18, 2012 3:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Yay, H-Town!

It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.

by DONSLIQ on Feb 18, 2012 3:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Ba doomp boomp!

Dual-purpose rec for the punchline and tragically underrated movie.

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by Burrito Electrico on Feb 18, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

S' OK, it's always Clemson's fault...

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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 18, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I can't remember the last time a UCLA team overachieved in any sport

We just lost to fucking St. Johns. I don’t even have any wharrs left to garbl anymore.

by bruinM on Feb 18, 2012 3:18 PM EST reply actions  

Soccer playing well isn't what I'd call an overachievement for them

but they had a good year

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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I can't even remember the last time an ASU team even achieved anything.

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by Big Jon on Feb 18, 2012 3:59 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Failing to wet themselves at the battle of Badon Hill?

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by SpartanDan on Feb 18, 2012 3:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I witnessed the blowout by the vicious chicken of Bristol in person.

Good tailgating at least.

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by Big Jon on Feb 18, 2012 4:03 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

You guys got fucked over with Harden and Pendergraph

That team would have won this pac 12 by about 5 games, but happened to exist at the height of Howland’s powers, along with the Lopezes at Stanford, the Washington random number generating machine playing well, Washington State being good for the first time ever, and even Cal being ok.

by bruinM on Feb 18, 2012 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

It would have also been nice to have beaten Arizona 5 in a row

when they weren’t at a 30 year low but I’ll still take it.

If you want to talk about those teams gettin fucked over, how about the phantom over the back call against the Mayo USC team in the conference tourney that lost the game and bumped us off the bubble, then the following year when we get a scorching hot Syracuse team in the 2nd round and UofA goes to the sweet 16 because they got Cleveland State in the 2nd round, even though we whipped them THREE TIMES that year. I’m not bitter though.

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by Big Jon on Feb 18, 2012 4:10 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Ouch

Fuck Lute Olson forever though. Made the mistake of going to Deadspin last week and saw an article with him, and in the first paragraph they said he was often mentioned in the same sentences as John Wooden. I guess they have the same hair color?

by bruinM on Feb 18, 2012 4:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck Lute Olson.

What a fucking piece of dogshit.

by Erik T on Feb 18, 2012 4:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Did you seriously not know who Lute Olson is?

But yeah, fuck him forever.

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by Big Jon on Feb 18, 2012 4:22 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Holy New Mexico

Beating San Diego State and UNLV consecutively?

by Bus Crasher on Feb 18, 2012 3:25 PM EST reply actions  

CBS switched to that game right after we lost to St. Johns

Oh look, it’s two teams whose best players are former Bruins! Kicks self in nuts

by bruinM on Feb 18, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Only if.....

I mean, freaking Colorado is 9-4 in the Pac-12. We should not be behind Colorado in bouncyballs

by Bus Crasher on Feb 18, 2012 3:32 PM EST up reply actions  

We should not be middle of the pack in the worst pac 10/12 of all time.

Ben really deserves to be fired for what he did to his own fucking program, but he’s gonna get another year because of shabazz anderson and parker.

by bruinM on Feb 18, 2012 3:34 PM EST up reply actions  

You should do to him what Arkansas did to Pelfrey

Wait until a top 5 class signs their LOIs then fire the coach.

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by Big Jon on Feb 18, 2012 3:49 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I think everybody is curious to see if Ben can get it back

I mean, from 06-08 he was one of the top 2 or 3 coaches in the world, but losing to Florida and Memphis spooked him and he completely changed everything up. Realistically a team with Kyle Anderson, Shabazz Muhammad, Norman Powell, In-shape Josh Smith, Tony Parker, Anthony Stover, Tyler Lamb, and the Wears should be able to compete for a championship. If we don’t, Ben is gone. My fear is that we will see more Wears than Smith, Parker, and Stover.

by bruinM on Feb 18, 2012 3:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Who do you think they would (want to) hire?

I don’t have the strength for a BruinsNation visit.

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by Big Jon on Feb 18, 2012 4:01 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I have no idea

but BN is nothing more than NDN with a tan.

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by Big Jon on Feb 18, 2012 4:25 PM EST via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

First of all, it will not happen

I think the first call would be to Stevens (similarities to Wooden i.e. young guy with no west coast ties from small school in Indiana), especially as it looks like Crean seems to have gotten himself off the IU hot seat. After that, maybe Anthony Grant, Shaka Smart type guys or Jamie Dixon, Mike Montgomery (depending on which direction we want to go). I personally really like Bennett at UVA after what he did with Wazzu, but I think Bruin fans who bitch about Ben’s offense would jump off buildings if he were hired. Definitely no obvious home run hires out there

by bruinM on Feb 18, 2012 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Melvin Ejim, you idjit.

Threw his elbows up at an Oklahoma player. Flagrant 2.

While ISU is up more than 15.

by Narrow Right on Feb 18, 2012 3:31 PM EST reply actions  

At least it wasn't a close game where his ejection could swing things.

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by SpartanDan on Feb 18, 2012 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Carolina Baseball!

Doubleheader today. Getting the All-Access stuff for football radio broadcasts while I was in Oz is paying off in spades with video & radio of all of the baseball games.

Nice to see Matt Price have a good turn as a starter. His closer role obviously gave him a lot more confidence than the last time they tried to start him (utter disaster), and combined with some new tricks he’s learned this offseason he looked good. 7 K’s in 5 innings, though he started to fall apart in the 6th and loaded the bases before they relieved him.

by BrotherFlounder on Feb 18, 2012 3:34 PM EST reply actions  

you're gonna need to specify: real carolina, or south carolina?

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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
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by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 3:35 PM EST up reply actions  

they're both really good at that

for my money, the real Carolina’s the most talented team in the country

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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

because SC lost to Xavier?

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Feb 18, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Kansas State

you could’ve just dribbled away until Baylor fouled..and you freaking travel?

by Bus Crasher on Feb 18, 2012 3:40 PM EST reply actions  

And then Scott Drew doesn't call a timeout to set up a play.

Like a boss.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 18, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I am so looking forward to picking Baylor to flame out against $MIDMAJOR in the first round.

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by SpartanDan on Feb 18, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

What about Oral Roberts?

Or Drexel?

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 18, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

insert 13 seed here

/hopes it’s Davidson

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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

then SLU beats Kansas?

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 3:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh please, please, PLEASE put them in the same region.

Kansas as the 2, SLU as a stupidly underseeded 7 (or an obscenely underseeded 10).

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by SpartanDan on Feb 18, 2012 3:50 PM EST up reply actions  

They get to beat a PAC-12 team in the first round....

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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 18, 2012 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

You think Wisconsin gets a 2-seed?

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 18, 2012 3:49 PM EST up reply actions  

HAHAHAHA no.

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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 3:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd guess 3-4.

Crashing the Dance has them as the last 3 as of this morning.

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by SpartanDan on Feb 18, 2012 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, if Cal wins out...

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 18, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Cal's the only team in the Pac-12 that stands a chance of a reasonable seed.

Say Oregon or maybe UCLA wins the conference tournament … then they could be down in the 13-14 range.

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by SpartanDan on Feb 18, 2012 3:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Nobody is going to beat Cal

Mayyyybe Washington as they are pretty much a random number generator, but Cal is pretty far and away the best team in the league.

by bruinM on Feb 18, 2012 3:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I think they were a 13 or 14

but that was a weird year, since they got in by winning the Tornado Tourney.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 18, 2012 4:13 PM EST up reply actions  

14, I think.

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by SpartanDan on Feb 18, 2012 5:10 PM EST up reply actions  

ASU would be a 16 if they somehow miracle'd the conference tourney

Not bloody likely, I’m not even sure if they qualify to go under the new format.

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by Big Jon on Feb 18, 2012 4:19 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

We beat them! At their gym!

I think. We still aren’t into double digit wins on the season but I’m pretty sure we bested them and Oregon State.

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by Big Jon on Feb 18, 2012 4:28 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

/checks

Yep, it was Utah. They may be the worst team in league history.

by bruinM on Feb 18, 2012 4:30 PM EST up reply actions  

We were 2-16 in league play in Sendek's first year.

That team would probably run this year’s club out of the gym, especially since they split with Utah.

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by Big Jon on Feb 18, 2012 4:40 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

USC might even be in the 16-seed play-in if they managed it.

(Okay, probably not, unless the top seeds all got upset immediately so they couldn’t get a single good win out of it.)

Anyway, isn’t the Pac-12 tournament all 12 teams, first four get a bye? That’s the way the other major 12-team conferences do it.

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by SpartanDan on Feb 18, 2012 5:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep

Given how good mid-majors have been, USC will probably be in the 15, 16 line if they can make to the autobid

by Bus Crasher on Feb 18, 2012 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

That makes sense.

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Here, Wisconsin.

This is your hat with a neon flashing CLOWNFRAUD sign on it.

Ignore the Pitt stains.

¡El Hipopótamo!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 18, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Every b1g team gets one! except michigan state.

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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 3:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Ohio State (unless you're saying "relative to where they're ranked", in which case okay).

I might argue Michigan too, shocking as that is.

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by SpartanDan on Feb 18, 2012 3:56 PM EST up reply actions  

what, you actually think Thad Motta and his 3.5 man rotation is enough to go deep in the tourney?

pull the other one…. ’s got bells on.

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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I think they're a good team, but not as good as their ranking.

Second weekend, sure. Final Four, maybe if they get a lucky draw with nobody who’s competent to defend Sullinger.

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by SpartanDan on Feb 18, 2012 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

/jig

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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Tim Hardaway Jr. just said there are chemistry issues between himself and Trey Burke, and they extend to the whole team.

I didn’t really notice this; I question Tim’s shot selection sometimes, but the team seems to play together fine. Hopefully this can be fixed with a Zack Novak screaming fit and a win over the Buckeyes.

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by Tremendous on Feb 18, 2012 4:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't we need one for Dook/Baylor/Florida as well?

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 18, 2012 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

we don't get the hat

national champions in past two years corollary

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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey I'll take it

Karmic retribution for Bryan Zoubek showing up for more than two games in a row

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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 4:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Saw Kyle Singler in a random Euroleague game on NBA tv

YOU IDIOT YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE TO UCLA AND GONE PRO AFTER YOUR FRESHMAN YEAR

by bruinM on Feb 18, 2012 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

he wouldn't have even been in the NCAA tournament! he made the right choice.

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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Because we weren't at all the most talented team in the country in 2008

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by bruinM on Feb 18, 2012 4:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I think you can give one to every team in the country.

They all look like ass this year.

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by Big Jon on Feb 18, 2012 4:16 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Kentucky is pretty fucking good

I think we can all agree this is Florida State’s year though.

by bruinM on Feb 18, 2012 4:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Watching them lose to BC was surreal.

I’m curious how high they’d be ranked had they been able to beat Princeton, Harvard, or BC. ’spoda be ACC.

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by Big Jon on Feb 18, 2012 4:43 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

With a bad matchup, maybe.

More likely second round.

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by SpartanDan on Feb 18, 2012 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

WOOOOOO TOMMY AMAKER TEAM

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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 3:50 PM EST up reply actions  

never.

/looks at Michigan record
///THE HORROR

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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

you going to be around tonight?

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep!

Must switch from the desktop to the laptop for the Shootout, though.

by BrotherFlounder on Feb 18, 2012 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

just checking...figure most people aren't going to be watching.

figure most will be making fun of me.

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 3:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I gotta do everything soon...

publix, parents house, lowes, 5 mile run, aaaaaaaaand dropping stuff off at Goodwill.

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Feb 18, 2012 4:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I need to get off my couch.

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

drop off until 9pm.

not actually going in.
stuff for the shawtys.

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Feb 18, 2012 4:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, this will crap on the Oyster Roast

If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?

by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Feb 18, 2012 3:52 PM EST reply actions  

You're not gonna let a little rain stop you from eating oysters, are you?

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 18, 2012 3:59 PM EST up reply actions  

If it's the Atlanta Oyster Fest...yes. yes they will.

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 4:00 PM EST up reply actions  

That's just sad....

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 18, 2012 4:00 PM EST up reply actions  

My annual oyster roast may not happen this year.

I’m planning on being in Tallahassee taking my PE the day it should happen.

/sad face
//friends will probably invade my house and do it anyways
///I’m kinda ok with this since it’ll be happening when I get home without me having to do anything.

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Feb 18, 2012 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh what day is PE?

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Friday before WLOCP

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Feb 18, 2012 4:09 PM EST up reply actions  

owie. so much owie

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 4:10 PM EST up reply actions  

but pass and get PAID

so there’s that.

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Feb 18, 2012 4:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Troof.

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 4:20 PM EST up reply actions  

That sounds like a good plan...

Good luck with the PE.

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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 18, 2012 4:05 PM EST up reply actions  

those were fun weapons

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

many a finger died while using those

To achieve PE Glory

Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska

by alex henery's foot on Feb 18, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Rain, No

Red Boxes? Hmmmm

If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?

by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Feb 18, 2012 4:07 PM EST up reply actions  

this week in "Mick Jagger or Italian soccer player?"

Pirlo scored a goal

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 3:53 PM EST reply actions  

Mick, BB King, Booker T, , et al

If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?

by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Feb 18, 2012 4:09 PM EST up reply actions  

handle?

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Feb 18, 2012 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

@jelanijenkins3 i believe

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 4:05 PM EST up reply actions  

figured you would look up for your own stalking

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 4:12 PM EST up reply actions  

meh, I check the edsbs feed once or twice a week, but that's all

I can’t keep up with all this stuff.

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Feb 18, 2012 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

one day i will be like you

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 4:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Why on Earth would you want to be a Florida fan?

I'm currently 152.4. This will stay in my sig line until I'm 150. Keep reminding me of this.

by DrBundy on Feb 18, 2012 4:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh I was just going with "rich"

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 4:24 PM EST up reply actions  

That works too.

Money is nice.

I'm currently 152.4. This will stay in my sig line until I'm 150. Keep reminding me of this.

by DrBundy on Feb 18, 2012 4:29 PM EST up reply actions  

yes, well does the potential for grad school debt count?

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 4:35 PM EST up reply actions  

oh you mean my MBA and MS in Eng?

employer paid.

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Feb 18, 2012 4:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Man has a jerb think this is more of a "I like learning" kind of thing.

and no boozy that’s not exactly what i’m talking about

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 4:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't understand your first sentence.

please to diagram.

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Feb 18, 2012 4:47 PM EST up reply actions  

you know i don't remember how to do that.

thinking you english extra learning is just because you like to know shit. Nothing like ‘OMG CAREER YAIS’ logic

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 4:50 PM EST up reply actions  

But yes. I like learning.

I just finished THIS last night.

Rippetoe was one of the original CF Oly trainers. Broke away after some issues. But the guy has some interesting thoughts on lifting techniques and backs up a lot of it with maffs and diagrams that make more sense to me than the ‘do it like this because it “feels” easier’

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Feb 18, 2012 4:54 PM EST up reply actions  

ohhh i LOVE rippetoe. smart man. and yes knew that

he i believe stepped away during the whole nutrition shit

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 4:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah that was part of it.

He also coached the guys who run 70sBig.

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Feb 18, 2012 5:02 PM EST up reply actions  

WOD today:

50 strict pullups
100 CF pushups
5k.

I slept. I was at the cigar bar last night and had a premonition that was coming.

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Feb 18, 2012 5:06 PM EST up reply actions  

ha. i took a rest day yesterday

i’m guessing i needed it since i woke up at 5am on my couch, with tv on, overhead light on, and went to bed. then woke up about 830. then fell back to sleep from 1030 until 130

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 5:07 PM EST up reply actions  

You could go with my career plan

Give up incredibly lucrative soul destroying job that you are very good at for a much lower paying job that you’re not nearly as good at, but isn’t devouring your will to live.

"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal

by stempke on Feb 18, 2012 4:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm sure the psychotic attention to detail that the old job gave you helps with the new one.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

so kinda like problem solving?

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 4:34 PM EST up reply actions  

More the ability to do something BEFORE a problem develops

In Investment Banking, if you’re waiting for a problem to manifest itself, you’re losing a lot of money.

"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal

by stempke on Feb 18, 2012 4:35 PM EST up reply actions  

so more like critical thinking skills?

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 4:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Sure, that works

Quick example – Over the past year or so, I’ve noticed my clientele becoming much more of the affluent, so I upgraded the menu to suit the demands of that client base. However, I’ve also noticed that because of this, a lot of my “regulars” started coming less frequently. So, now, I run more nightly specials to give the regulars more options within their price range, while still making the richer crowd feel like they’re getting a top-flight experience.

Not only have the regulars returned, for the most part, the customer base is still expanding.

"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal

by stempke on Feb 18, 2012 4:41 PM EST up reply actions  

congrats on the success.

wifey makes some side money by cooking for others.
but we don’t know how to make enough to make it worth the effort and/or irregular income stream at the moment.

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Feb 18, 2012 4:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Tip I give to every aspiring restaurateur

Your menu should be about 1 page long when you first start. Once the kitchen gets to the point they can make that 1 page of dishes in their sleep, then expand it.

"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal

by stempke on Feb 18, 2012 4:45 PM EST up reply actions  

that makes sense.

I find that the people who can recognize those types of situations, and people who can problem solve quick when the issues do come up, have the ability to do whatever they like

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 4:47 PM EST up reply actions  

/breathes into paper bag

I’m going through a similar version of this in my own life. Consternation abounds in Attie’s head these days.

by Attie Hat on Feb 18, 2012 4:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I think about doing this every day.

I have skills I could use, but I don’t know who’s going to pay me or how I can survive for the mean time until I can put together a usable client list.

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Feb 18, 2012 4:36 PM EST up reply actions  

That worked out well for me, actually.

Allowed me to sow some oats and see a bunch of the world I never would be able to see. I’ve had a golden horseshoe up my ass on the career path, though.

I'm currently 152.4. This will stay in my sig line until I'm 150. Keep reminding me of this.

by DrBundy on Feb 18, 2012 4:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I also don't recommend my methods.

My results are not typical, but that’s where the golden horseshoe came in. Of course a strong work ethic helped through the leaner years. And secondary jobs. Sometimes tertiary jobs.

I'm currently 152.4. This will stay in my sig line until I'm 150. Keep reminding me of this.

by DrBundy on Feb 18, 2012 5:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Pssshh

Why not become a lawyer and take the much lower paying job that nevertheless devours your will to live?

Old South, New Twitter

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by Old South on Feb 18, 2012 4:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I was puzzled by that also.

and a Jags fan to boot…

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 18, 2012 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, time to get back into the swing of running while there's nothing worthwhile on.

Stupid cold set me back a week. I shall return, hopefully in time to watch NMU-Michigan hockey.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Feb 18, 2012 4:06 PM EST reply actions  

He and Cal are buddies because Cal's a huge Stillers fan.

Also, Trevathan is apparently getting an award today, so Tomlin may be scouting a bit.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 18, 2012 4:11 PM EST up reply actions  

God I hope so

We can’t keep being “Kicker U”

"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot

by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 4:14 PM EST up reply actions  

you're gonna need to specify a sport, son

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 4:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Bourbon?

"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot

by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 4:14 PM EST up reply actions  

/checks 2011 Final Four

Yup, went past the Elite Eight.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 18, 2012 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

that still exists?

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 4:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I will hurt you

Nah, I kid I think you’d be fun to hang out with
/But Seriously, I will hurt you if you hate on Big Blue

"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot

by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 4:18 PM EST up reply actions  

especially if you don't have to give them back.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 4:22 PM EST up reply actions  

its the worst of all worlds

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

...

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 4:26 PM EST up reply actions  

oh come now, after the copious shit you give me?

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 4:27 PM EST up reply actions  

So not did his team get killed today

but his other team went down to the wire against a team coached by MARK FRICKIN’ GOTTFRIED.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 18, 2012 4:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Big talk sucks. Want some real talk?

5 of Kentucky’s 7 national titles were before 1980.
The most recent title was still over a decade ago.

But don’t worry, you have something that no one can take away from you.

by Truffle Shuffle on Feb 18, 2012 4:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Was that a "UCL-Sam Gilbert-Wooden" joke

or a Calipari joke?
Not sure if I need to laugh or smack you

"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot

by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 4:27 PM EST up reply actions  

You get awfully defensive about Calipari

"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal

by stempke on Feb 18, 2012 4:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Sorry

I would argue the point. But, I suppose you’re right. I should knock it off.

I get more defensive about Cousins

"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot

by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

you mean "d'angelo between albums"?

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 4:33 PM EST up reply actions  

huh?

"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot

by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 4:33 PM EST up reply actions  

he looked like fat angry D'angelo

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 4:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I dont get the reference

"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot

by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 4:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, but

Being one of the few young kentuckians in DC I try to be a good ambassador for the state. Try to discredit the stereotypes

"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot

by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 4:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Is this a Kentucky fan calling Wooden dirty?

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

It was, in fact, a play on the fact that we do not raise final four banners as we have more championship banners than you.

by bruinM on Feb 18, 2012 4:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Seriously? Sam Gilbert? Bill Walton?
UCLA players were so well taken care of – far beyond the ground rules of the NCAA – that even players from poor backgrounds never left UCLA prematurely (for pro basketball) during John Wooden’s championship years.

If the UCLA teams of the late 1960s and early 1970s were subjected to the kind of scrutiny (other schools) have been, UCLA would probably have to forfeit about eight national championships and be on probation for the next 100 years.

I hate to say anything that may hurt UCLA, but I can’t be quiet when I see what the NCAA is doing (to other coaches) only because (they have) a reputation for giving a second chance to many black athletes other coaches have branded as troublemakers. The NCAA is working night and day trying to get (them), but no one from the NCAA ever questioned me during my four years at UCLA.

-Bill Walton

Wooden goes 15 years with only 3 decent postseason appearances and no championship appearances. Then Sam Gilbert comes in as one of UCLA’s biggest boosters…while being the agent for many of their players. UCLA proceeds to win 10 championships in 12 seasons. Players admit to Gilbert providing for them. No one bats an eye.

Yes, I mad. I don’t mind the cheating jokes (we earned them under Sutton) and the Calipari jabs (I don’t fault anyone for disbelieving the NCAA finding him not at fault in light of the joke that the NCAA’s investigations are). But it gets old to see Wooden—and Coach K (see Corey Maggette), Roy Williams (see Kansas gifts), and Jim Calhoun (see, well, everything he’s done recently)—praised as a saintly father figures.

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Feb 18, 2012 4:48 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

More than a few.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 4:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Getting ready to go to bourbon and fish fry with some of the Davidson crew

ALL THE BELLIGERENT

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 4:52 PM EST up reply actions  

good for him!

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 4:58 PM EST up reply actions  

lulz

A good point.

Although if Cal coaches in the 60’s and 70’s and Wooden coaches today, the numbers probably reverse. Think that has more to do with the times than the coaches. And better to have a coach be honest* than selfish.**

*to Demarcus Cousins: "If you stay next year, you feed my family. If you leave, you feed yours.?
*See Roy Williams telling Harrison Barnes he wouldn’t be drafted until after the lottery when he was a guaranteed top-5 pick, or Rick Barnes telling Durant he needed to return and bulk up or he wouldn’t last a season

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Feb 18, 2012 5:01 PM EST up reply actions  

That's a good question

The two didn’t get along, and Orton’s dad really hated Cal. That wasn’t the only mistaken early entry under Cal—he had a 5 star point guard declare and go undrafted at Memphis (Darius something?). I doubt Cal counseled any of them to leave since they all ended up about where the draft gurus projected, but you can never be sure.

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by Old South on Feb 18, 2012 5:19 PM EST up reply actions  

He told Orton to stay another year

But Cal admitted the injury was a legit concern. If I recall

"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot

by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 5:25 PM EST up reply actions  

It's not that UK's particularly good at anything

it’s that Ole Miss would win whatever the opposite of the Capital One nee Governors Cup

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 4:15 PM EST up reply actions  

They're also proficient at Rifle....

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 18, 2012 4:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Cmon...lets avoid that analogy

"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot

by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 4:13 PM EST up reply actions  

S'ok

I don’t mean to seem easily offended or anything. I have simply had to put up with a lot of things relating to that subject for the past few days. So, perhaps I am easily agitated by it. Either way, avoidable.

"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot

by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

No need to apologize

It’s not something I should be saying anyway

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Feb 18, 2012 4:23 PM EST up reply actions  

So, St. Louis is smothering what was left of Minnesota's playoff chances

It at least appears to be a luxurious pillow, at least.

"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal

by stempke on Feb 18, 2012 4:17 PM EST reply actions  

Being from St. Louis, I'd assume it's an old TWA seat cushion

and therefore would smell of farts and stale beer.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 18, 2012 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

and cigarettes still

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Ken Hitchcock has that effect on franchises

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by stempke on Feb 18, 2012 4:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I assume job security for hockey coaches

is when they actually give you a permanent ID to get into the practice facility.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 18, 2012 4:21 PM EST up reply actions  

naw, it's when they let you enroll in direct deposit.

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 4:23 PM EST up reply actions  

NHL coaches have a lot in common with NBA coaches

The great ones are invaluable, but the rest will be chewed up and spit out by a mob of petulant man-children.

"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal

by stempke on Feb 18, 2012 4:23 PM EST up reply actions  

What the hell went wrong with them after New Year's?

I didn’t expect them to stay in the President’s Trophy hunt, but fuck, you’d think somebody who’s top of the league two months in could stay in the top half a month and a half later.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
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by SpartanDan on Feb 18, 2012 5:21 PM EST up reply actions  

A dilema is posed.... Squeakyfoul - Clemson vs UNC...

Who ya taking?

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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 18, 2012 4:18 PM EST reply actions  

Ehhhh. Is the game at UNC?

I kinda appreciate the legacy of that court and wouldn’t wanna see it destroyed

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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 4:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, It's in the DeanDome

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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 18, 2012 4:21 PM EST up reply actions  

naw man, that stadiums only like ten years old.

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 4:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Opened in '86

The UNC ladies still play at the old gym.

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by Big Jon on Feb 18, 2012 5:23 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

My ambivalence is overwhelming.

I may be going to UNC next year, and yet I still cannot bring myself to root for their basketball team.

by Attie Hat on Feb 18, 2012 4:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm going for the double-dip...

FUCK ’EM BOTH!

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 18, 2012 4:23 PM EST up reply actions  

when can I start betting against Baylor in the tournament?

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 4:22 PM EST reply actions  

3rd round

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 4:23 PM EST up reply actions  

if Baylor gets a 3 seed

then they would face either Nevada, Davidson, Drexel, or Oral Roberts in the 1st round.

So I guess…1st round?

by Bus Crasher on Feb 18, 2012 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

please.... please let it be Davidson

then I won’t feel stupid for picking davidson to make it out of the first round.

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 4:27 PM EST up reply actions  

We could be so much better if we didn't suck

T-minus 2 weeks to Asheville. Gonna be a blast.

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by Old South on Feb 18, 2012 4:28 PM EST up reply actions  

HOW DO I TRANSITION DEFENSE?

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 4:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't understand trying to out-sprint them

We can’t win at that. Go for the the offensive rebound, and if you miss, spend a second in the rebounder’s face to save a second on the outlet pass.

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by Old South on Feb 18, 2012 4:50 PM EST up reply actions  

If they run into somebody with an inside game, they are, to use the common phrase,

up Shit Creek without a paddle.

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by SpartanDan on Feb 18, 2012 5:23 PM EST up reply actions  

The fine folks at Hockey Wilderness are talking themselves into the idea that Parise will sign with them in the offseason

On the grounds that he’s from Minnesota. He has a no trade clause in his contract. The only teams he’s allowed to be traded to are Toronto, Detroit, and Boston…. Minnesota is not, and will never be on that list.

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by stempke on Feb 18, 2012 4:26 PM EST reply actions  

Checking out.... See ya all tomorrow!

I gotta get cleaned up. Mrs MtnEer and I are going to a movie.

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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 18, 2012 4:27 PM EST reply actions  

Having a PF/C that can knock down a 3pt shot

Is really nice

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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 4:33 PM EST reply actions  

Did we forget how to Defense..

in the last week?

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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 4:36 PM EST up reply actions  

don't lose to LOL Miss. Please. It'll kill my mother (UK grad).

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 4:37 PM EST up reply actions  

UK grad gave birth to a duke fan?

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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 4:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Tulsa fans created Notre Dame fan.

COTG, he is good at the long-term trolling.

¡El Hipopótamo!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 18, 2012 4:42 PM EST up reply actions  

NONONONONONONONO

For reasons we can’t explain, lots of people from St. Louis go to Tulsa for college.

¡El Hipopótamo!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 18, 2012 4:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Somebody has to open those meth pipelines

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by stempke on Feb 18, 2012 4:45 PM EST up reply actions  

private school high school leads way to private school college

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 4:48 PM EST up reply actions  

UF was the first 'public' learning I've ever received.

But sounds about right.

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Feb 18, 2012 4:51 PM EST up reply actions  

see y'all?! I know how to think!

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 4:53 PM EST up reply actions  

actually not a missourian at all.

That’s probably what’s actually wrong with me. Only raised in oklahoma. Dad is from Missouri. Mom is AF brat that spent 6-12 grades in Altus, OK. Mom went to school at Mizzou; Dad at UMR. Parents met on blind date in 1976-ish. Just happened to be living in Oklahoma. I probably have more ties to MO than OK but I wouldn’t claim MO.

I don’t claim anywhere.

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 4:59 PM EST up reply actions  

You can always troll me with oklahoma

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 5:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Texas it is!

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 18, 2012 5:04 PM EST up reply actions  

You might have to take up with Boozy on that too

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 5:06 PM EST up reply actions  

This is a fact.

Most of TU is STL and Dallas kids with a few local kids mixed in, like my parents. Do my parents know ACS’ parents? DUM DUM DUUUUUMMMMMM

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by Big Jon on Feb 18, 2012 5:49 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Absolutely agree

But, correct me if I am wrong, LondonJoe went to Davidson

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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 4:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Dad got his PhD at Duke, Masters at ND, and I was there for the ride.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 4:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Ahhh, ok

"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot

by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 4:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Yais

Dad forced me to visit Duke against my will.

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by Old South on Feb 18, 2012 4:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I remember my college visit to Duke

Got to visit the Whole Foods at which someone was stabbed

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 18, 2012 4:55 PM EST up reply actions  

right across the street from East!!!

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 4:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep

I think the freshman gym was directly opposite it

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 18, 2012 5:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, have the refs get MKG and Davis off the floor with iffy foul calls

and see how the defense manages.

And as I type this, Darius Miller just made the Ole Miss back line his bitch.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 18, 2012 4:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, but what was that foul call before the commercial break?

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"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot

by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 4:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Are we hiring Mike Tomlin to replace Tee Martin?

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"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot

by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 4:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Time to head to Orange County for friend's birthday

Let’s see how many blonde trojan fans with iqs below 80 I can meet!

by bruinM on Feb 18, 2012 4:39 PM EST reply actions  

i would think that at least some of them would prefer durex.

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by saxattack29 on Feb 18, 2012 4:41 PM EST up reply actions  

title

Durex? Who told you about that?

I'm currently 152.4. This will stay in my sig line until I'm 150. Keep reminding me of this.

by DrBundy on Feb 18, 2012 5:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Anyone else having trouble with the z, x, and a keys today?

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by saxattack29 on Feb 18, 2012 4:43 PM EST reply actions  

I love mid-major basketball

But the atmosphere at the Nevada-Iona game is awful

by Bus Crasher on Feb 18, 2012 4:49 PM EST reply actions  

/Makes 3-point basket

/golf claps and cheerleaders shouting “let’s go Gaels”

God, even Virginia Tech playing freaking Georgia Tech is having a better atmosphere than this game.

by Bus Crasher on Feb 18, 2012 4:58 PM EST up reply actions  

My high school gym had two decks and seated about 3,500.

So this sounds more like middle school gym intensity.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 18, 2012 4:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Noooo, that's North Carolina

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 5:01 PM EST up reply actions  

though, to be fair, Indiana's HS basketball is pretty crazy

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 5:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah,

If IU can get to the point where they dominate the IN state recruiting they will quickly rise.

KY puts out a 5 star guy every 2 years or so

"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot

by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 5:04 PM EST up reply actions  

the all time North carolina all-star team is above nuts

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 5:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Cannot deny, and I do not know why

Many of our best were from there

"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot

by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 5:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Duke didn't exist before 1986

neither did Wake, really. Davidson had a final 4 team once.

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 5:07 PM EST up reply actions  

If UCLA is the Notre dame, we're the Alabama

really all one coach’s doing even though we create a mythology around some great history involving other coaches

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 5:09 PM EST up reply actions  

The Bahr was well before that time though

Then again Duke didn’t even exist until the 20s, so it makes sense to an extent

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 18, 2012 5:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I just don't know why NC seems to put out such a large amount of talent

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"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot

by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 5:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Not really, surprisingly.

We don’t turn out that many elite players.

High school basketball is a pretty big deal, though. The Sweet Sixteen final usually sells out Rupp Arena.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 18, 2012 5:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Never again will I allow our political self-interests to deter us from doing what we know to be morally right.

Atrocity and terror are not political weapons and to those who would use them: Your day is over. We will never negotiate. We will no longer tolerate and we will no longer be afraid. It’s your turn to be afraid.

Gary Oldman, you are so fucked and you don’t even know it.

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by stempke on Feb 18, 2012 4:53 PM EST reply actions  

/Gary Oldman strangled, hung out behind batjet

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by saxattack29 on Feb 18, 2012 5:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Time for a run.

Almost forty degrees outside! #teamnopants

by Erik T on Feb 18, 2012 4:53 PM EST reply actions  

47 here. And also time for a run. While wearing pants.

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by Tremendous on Feb 18, 2012 4:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Well all, video game time.

The real question is, which moribund NHL franchise should I restore to glory?

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by stempke on Feb 18, 2012 4:59 PM EST reply actions  

No nice things allowed in Columbus.

The Toronto Maple Leafs, if you must.

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by Tremendous on Feb 18, 2012 5:01 PM EST up reply actions  

The Hartford Whal-

/damn

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 18, 2012 5:05 PM EST up reply actions  

/gocanes

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 5:06 PM EST up reply actions  

AND EXCOMMUNICANT!

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Started Feb. at 230. Goal is 210 by 3/16 (Match Day). Currently at 223. Post/yell/taunt accordingly

by saxattack29 on Feb 18, 2012 5:23 PM EST up reply actions  

/moves all NHL teams south of the Mason-Dixon to real hockey markets.

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Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 18, 2012 5:07 PM EST up reply actions  

/handwaves crappy owners

/moves them back south again in 10 years

That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.

by JoshCVT on Feb 18, 2012 5:09 PM EST up reply actions  

The Montreal Wande...

Whoopsies, that dang fire….

Twitter: RyanMcD29

by RyanMcD29 on Feb 18, 2012 5:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Kansas City Scouts 4-evah

That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.

by JoshCVT on Feb 18, 2012 5:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Dallas is still pretty good, aren't they....

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 5:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Islanders, mainly because you can build around Tavares and Moulson

Then just like real life, the both of them are all your scoring to start off

Twitter: RyanMcD29

by RyanMcD29 on Feb 18, 2012 5:07 PM EST up reply actions  

So concluding lacrosse for the day

Duke loses and UVA only beats Drexel by 1? This looks like a nutty season is ahead of us

/Watches as polls overrate Hopkins to #1
//Hopkins proceeds to lose to Princeton and everyone will be all LOL WUT?

Twitter: RyanMcD29

by RyanMcD29 on Feb 18, 2012 5:08 PM EST reply actions  

ND... ND is really good. REALLY good.

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 5:10 PM EST up reply actions  

That's what I mean.. ND is preseason #9

And they looked great against #2 Duke. With 5 really good teams to begin with, and now all this happening today, it’s really gonna be anybody’s ballgame

Twitter: RyanMcD29

by RyanMcD29 on Feb 18, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm already LOLWUT

because LOL LAX

Ambitious, but rubbish.

by UMBAI on Feb 18, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Lax?

Speaking of which, somehow the TFM website still exists.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 18, 2012 5:13 PM EST up reply actions  

What about Connor?

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 5:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Tucker?

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 5:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Looking at the composite's cheating

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 5:49 PM EST up reply actions  

WHY MUST LAX-ER APPROPRIATE STRONG IRISH NAMES

"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal

by stempke on Feb 18, 2012 5:50 PM EST up reply actions  

/Patrick tries to wave, breaks limp wrist.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 5:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Googling your name

First result is your SB Nation profile.

Second is Darrell Stempke, Orange County corporate corporate tool (“My firm specializes in developing, implementing, and supporting administrative expense reduction solutions”).

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by Old South on Feb 18, 2012 5:54 PM EST up reply actions  

who doesn't want that job?

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 5:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Stemke 2nd result

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“Our movement activities, reviews, and teaching tips will help parents and teachers teach children phonics, math, writing and science! Education is not the filling of a bucket, but the lighting of a fire** William Butler Yeats******* Sign up for my free monthly newsletter!*******”

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by Old South on Feb 18, 2012 5:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Is Kevin Stemke the first result?

Because that’s where the name comes from

"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal

by stempke on Feb 18, 2012 5:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes

former professional American football punter.

Old South, New Twitter

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by Old South on Feb 18, 2012 6:00 PM EST up reply actions  

My name is so common the right one never comes up.

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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
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"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 6:01 PM EST up reply actions  

lucky you

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 6:04 PM EST up reply actions  

my name has perpetrated a lot of criminal activity. but they're mostly in Alabama and the meth belt.

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 6:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Is there a good story behind the screen name?

I don’t remember ever hearing it if you’ve shared it before.

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by DrBundy on Feb 18, 2012 6:24 PM EST up reply actions  

No good story at all whatsoever.

Wanted a “real” name. This one happened along in a generator. Chloe was a pseudonym I would use when going out with girls back in the day too. So I thought it was apropos.

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 6:27 PM EST up reply actions  

my name came from a "coach" who is a twenty year old guy who helps in the summer

If someone calls hime “dude” “Bra” “Bro” or “Man” they are called dudebrabroman for the day.

EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 18, 2012 6:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I can't believe I'm going to say this

That 20 year old sounds fairly smart

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 6:31 PM EST up reply actions  

he's a good guy

sticks around too help out the team/hang out with his younger brother on the team during the summer.

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 18, 2012 6:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Wasn't sure if it was one of those "porn star name" things

like your first pet and the street you grew up on. Chloe Denmark doesn’t sound very “porn star”, so there’s that.

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by DrBundy on Feb 18, 2012 6:35 PM EST up reply actions  

and yet everyone ELSE thinks that.

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 6:35 PM EST up reply actions  

mines worse

Eddie Lincoln

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 18, 2012 6:36 PM EST up reply actions  

awwwwwww

sounds cuddly.

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 18, 2012 6:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, it was a popular thing for about a week in 2002.

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by DrBundy on Feb 18, 2012 6:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Copper Iowa.

Which is why it was popular (with me, at least) for about a week.

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by DrBundy on Feb 18, 2012 6:41 PM EST up reply actions  

catholic girls man.

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 6:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Que?

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by DrBundy on Feb 18, 2012 6:46 PM EST up reply actions  

messing with you from twitter convo from earlier

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 6:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Was I involved?

Haven’t been on twitter today. Also have a short memory.

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by DrBundy on Feb 18, 2012 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

i think so?

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 6:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Still clueless,

which is nothing new. No worries.

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by DrBundy on Feb 18, 2012 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

co-signed

if you aren’t in my family, you don’t have my name.

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Feb 18, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Former Wisconsin Badgers punter

I met him on a Rose Bowl trip and drunkenly called him Stempke a few times (with emphasis on the P) and it sort of became my nickname for a brief time.

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by stempke on Feb 18, 2012 6:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmm

Kind of like the P Climpsun fans insert into Clemson.

You did spend time in Charlotte, which is only about an hour and a half away.

….

not coming up with any good conspiracy thoeries.

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by Old South on Feb 18, 2012 6:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Googling my name gets some rather hilarious/Doppelganger results

"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot

by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 5:57 PM EST up reply actions  

What about LA airport?

"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot

by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 5:21 PM EST up reply actions  

2011 Minnesota

No question.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 18, 2012 5:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Who?

Which Hanover?

"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 5:21 PM EST up reply actions  

2010 UNC or 2009 Georgia

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 5:18 PM EST up reply actions  

My team lost to 2009 Georgia.

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by Big Jon on Feb 18, 2012 5:56 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

well it was AT georgia. but yes...and I went willingly.

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 6:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Actually yes.

I went with friends and their friends. We tailgated in a church parking lot.

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 6:06 PM EST up reply actions  

We had to face the ginger ninja at night. I blame that.

And AJ Green.

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by Big Jon on Feb 18, 2012 6:05 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

/sighs deeply

So did we. And we were actually good that year.

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by The Missing T on Feb 18, 2012 5:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Sigh...

Much improvement by the end of the season, but at that point in the year…yikes….

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by Old South on Feb 18, 2012 5:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Happy I missed that game

yeah….

"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 5:23 PM EST up reply actions  

2011 Kansas has to be a strong contender.

Certainly the worst FBS team, at least.

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by The Missing T on Feb 18, 2012 5:22 PM EST up reply actions  

At least until 2012 Kansas...

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 18, 2012 5:22 PM EST up reply actions  

1996 Rutgers

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by saxattack29 on Feb 18, 2012 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Self-reply is self-reply-y.

It’s a close contests between Duke 2007 and Army 2006, but I think Army wins.

Also, no snark, the September edition of Notre Dame 2007.

¡El Hipopótamo!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 18, 2012 5:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I had to watch all four of those sober.

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by saxattack29 on Feb 18, 2012 5:29 PM EST up reply actions  

HAD to?

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 5:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Band for 3, LSAT for the Purdue game.

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by saxattack29 on Feb 18, 2012 5:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I took the LSAT the morning of Purdue 2009.

Basically a day filled with make-it-up-as-you-go guesswork.

¡El Hipopótamo!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 18, 2012 5:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I see that's still working for you today.

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 5:34 PM EST up reply actions  

oh. oh god. OH. GOD.

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 5:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Good lord.

I couldn’t tell you a single thing that happened in the Penn State 2007 game.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 18, 2012 5:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Notre Dame 2007 is up there.

If 2007 happened.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 18, 2012 5:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Didn't get to see them in person (that was my first year at Illinois)

or they would have probably been my choice.

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by SpartanDan on Feb 18, 2012 5:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Sort of.

We fumbled and you recovered the ball at the 1 yard line. That’s an offensive touchdown in name only.

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by SpartanDan on Feb 18, 2012 5:45 PM EST up reply actions  

that was positive yard

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 5:46 PM EST up reply actions  

LSU: The Curley Hallman years

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by DrBundy on Feb 18, 2012 5:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Gotta go with 2010 Minnesota

if only because I didn’t get to see the 2011 version in person.

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by SpartanDan on Feb 18, 2012 5:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Same record both years.

And 2010 actually kept it close in most of their losses (only two 20+ point losses instead of four). I’m not sure there’s that much difference.

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by SpartanDan on Feb 18, 2012 5:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I watched part of nearly every game they played

The 2011 version actually played hard and lost. the 2010 version quit as soon as they fell behind.

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by stempke on Feb 18, 2012 5:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, early 2011 was probably quittier than 2010.

Purdue and Michigan would be the canonical examples.

by Erik T on Feb 18, 2012 5:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, from the Iowa game on Minnesota was semi-competent.

First half of the year … there’s a reason there was legitimate debate whether the Gophers were going to claim the title of worst B1G team ever.

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by SpartanDan on Feb 18, 2012 5:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I might argue Nebraska, as that game was a blowout but a fighting blowout.

That also lines up nicely with the bye week right before the Nebraska game, when we apparently removed about half of the playbook on both sides of the ball.

Go figure, a Brewster team was a little soft on the fundamentals.

by Erik T on Feb 18, 2012 5:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Tulane. Pick a year that wasn't 1998.

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by DrBundy on Feb 18, 2012 5:56 PM EST up reply actions  

OMG I was thinking you meant like div 1.

so uh my obvious answer is UMR.

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 6:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Arizona '03

Duke ’06
Eastern Washington ’02
Colorado ’05

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by Big Jon on Feb 18, 2012 6:01 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

There are multiple games that fit.

The 2001 Independence Bowl is the one that best comes to mind since that one went DIRECTLY over the goalpost.

I always thought, “Well, if it’s that close, it’s not really WIDE right, is it?”

by Narrow Right on Feb 18, 2012 6:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Well if its any consolation

I was rooting for you guys in those years where Nebraska wasn’t going to make it. Rather have you guys there than Colorado cuz FUCK COLORADO.

by Doc1028 on Feb 18, 2012 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

In 2005?

I know that feel, bro.

¡El Hipopótamo!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 18, 2012 6:15 PM EST up reply actions  

ADDENDUM:

I saw CU in 06, but any and all of the above teams would rip the asshole out of 2011 Samford. It was… sad.

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by Big Jon on Feb 18, 2012 6:14 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Stanford in... 2005? 2004?

It wasn’t so much a tire fire as the smoldering ruins of a tire fire.

Alterate answer: Temple 2005 or 2006.

by Erik T on Feb 18, 2012 6:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I've seen at least one Division 3 game where I could probably get on the field

In Division 1-A, Boston College’s 2009 team stands out as being absolutely godawful.

by Synaesthesia on Feb 18, 2012 6:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey.

We almost lost to them.

¡El Hipopótamo!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 18, 2012 6:12 PM EST up reply actions  

'89 SMU

I believe I win this game.

"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"

by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Feb 18, 2012 6:10 PM EST up reply actions  

2009 Delaware State.

Honorable mention: 2008 Michigan.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 18, 2012 6:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Not exactly.

The win, I mean. We still won’t make the NIT.

That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.

by JoshCVT on Feb 18, 2012 5:18 PM EST up reply actions  

This is the first time I've watched Virginia Tech basketball in a while

(BTW, that was really nice buzzer-beater), but Virginia Tech has a solid atmosphere for basketball although they are never really good

by Bus Crasher on Feb 18, 2012 5:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Been that way

since we joined the conference 80% of our student body grew up watching (although old alumni will tell you it got damn loud for Metro games in the ‘80s too). Cassell is an old-school barn, and as long as people are showing up, it’s pretty wild.

Note: people are starting to not show up as the Seth Era rolls on.

That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.

by JoshCVT on Feb 18, 2012 5:27 PM EST up reply actions  

/priceisrightyoulosehorn.mp3

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by The Missing T on Feb 18, 2012 5:23 PM EST up reply actions  

2. Culver's

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by saxattack29 on Feb 18, 2012 5:32 PM EST up reply actions  

4. McAlister's Deli

That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.

by JoshCVT on Feb 18, 2012 5:33 PM EST up reply actions  

DON'T YOU DARE ACCUSE CULVERS OF BEING EAST COAST

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by stempke on Feb 18, 2012 5:37 PM EST up reply actions  

OMG THERE'S A CULVERS IN SAN ANTONIO

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 5:39 PM EST up reply actions  

WUT

Get yourself a Butterburger and frozen custard right now. Like leave your house instantly.

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by stempke on Feb 18, 2012 5:40 PM EST up reply actions  

its actually just down the road from work...so uh, MONDAY!

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 5:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Stay away from the chicken fingers

It’s the only not good thing on their menu.

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by stempke on Feb 18, 2012 5:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Looking back, that trip was awesome.

There was also a place where they fried an entire half of a chicken. It was called the Half Cluck or something. I was told I didn’t need to look at the menu because it was the only thing my hosts would allow me to order.

There was a pheasant BLT at some random log cabin/restaurant place that was about 1 1/2 hours north of Milwaukee and in the middle of the woods.

And the last morning I was there, I had

by Truffle Shuffle on Feb 18, 2012 5:55 PM EST up reply actions  

this.

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 5:57 PM EST up reply actions  

IT IS AN APPLE PIE PANCAKE

That’s one of their specialties

Oh and add Original Pancake House to the list of non-shitty chains

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by stempke on Feb 18, 2012 5:59 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

One of the places I had an internship

did group breakfasts there every Friday. SO GOOD.

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by SpartanDan on Feb 18, 2012 6:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Well worth it.

The burgers are excellent, but so are a lot of the other things, especially the walleye and fried chicken.

by Mango Stasi on Feb 18, 2012 5:48 PM EST up reply actions  

JUST REMEMBERED: WENT TO THE ONE NEAR WHERE I LIVED IN KC.

/old
//memory dying

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 5:51 PM EST up reply actions  

And at least one in Austin.

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by SpartanDan on Feb 18, 2012 5:40 PM EST up reply actions  

two, one on the south one on the north!

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 5:41 PM EST up reply actions  

NEIN.

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 5:33 PM EST up reply actions  

yais.

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 5:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Ah, late-night Steak-N-Shake runs after Halo marathons.

College, how I miss thee.

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by SpartanDan on Feb 18, 2012 5:34 PM EST up reply actions  

In.

N.

Out.

/drops mic

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by Big Jon on Feb 18, 2012 6:35 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Well, I was about to mention that

But that’s more on the realm of fast food though. (I can then mention Chick-Fil-A or White Castle or something)

by Bus Crasher on Feb 18, 2012 6:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Ruth's Chris

Not the best place to overpay for a steak, but not the worst.

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by DrBundy on Feb 18, 2012 5:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Freebirds?

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 5:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Schlotzky's

Zaxby’s
Willy’s
????’s

by softbatch on Feb 18, 2012 5:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Braums?

/has never had Braums
//has only heard good things

by Truffle Shuffle on Feb 18, 2012 5:56 PM EST up reply actions  

YOU LIVE IN FT WORTH AND HAVE NEVER HAD BRAUMS

we are going. soon.

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 6:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I have a confession to make.

For the last 2 months, I’ve been living the Tom O’brien lifestyle.

  • I’ve had alcohol twice, and I can fully recall both evenings.
  • My dessert every night has literally been a glass of milk.
  • My cousin made me pecan squares and a shit ton of cake balls as a belated birthday present. I had two of each and brought the rest into work. My cousin belongs in the SEC of baking, so this was hard to do.
  • I spent 3 hours at the garage today getting something in my car fixed. I consider this enough excitement for today.
  • I’ve eaten a peanut butter sandwich for lunch every day. Peanut butter. Period. I don’t think I can handle jelly.
  • A coworker asked me what I planned on doing for the weekend. I replied “Sit on my couch and try to not spend any money.”

by Truffle Shuffle on Feb 18, 2012 6:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Um. this has been my last 6 weeks as well.

Except I drink chocolate milke, and lunch has been meat and a side salad.

I think I could afford a vanilla milkshake at braums and the 100 dollars worth of gas to get to FtW and back

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 6:16 PM EST up reply actions  

???

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by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 6:01 PM EST up reply actions  

more like this:

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 6:04 PM EST up reply actions  

SQUEEEEEEE!

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by Big Jon on Feb 18, 2012 6:34 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

now i just want to chug some

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 6:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Just got a text from my sister

“Finally watched How to Train Your Dragon. Now I know why you like it so much. Stoic is totally our dad and you and [Mrs. Stempke] are Hiccup and Astrid”

Um… thanks… I guess

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by stempke on Feb 18, 2012 5:37 PM EST reply actions  

awwwwwwwwwwww that's so sweet.

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 5:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not nearly as neurotic as Hiccup.... am I?

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by stempke on Feb 18, 2012 5:38 PM EST up reply actions  

probably not?

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 5:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I texted her back: "Why am I Hiccup?"

Her response: “Because you somehow manage to rebel against Dad while constantly seeking his approval at the same time. Plus the you and dad, and Hiccup and Stoic run headlong into any problem”

I don’t know if I should be happy or offended.

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by stempke on Feb 18, 2012 5:41 PM EST up reply actions  

just smile and nod.

How’s baby girl doing?

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 5:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Haven't seen much of her today, honestly

She’s at grandma and grandpa’s for the day. My wife is having a “girls day” with my niece and with my ankle still all fucked up, I don’t have the ability to chase her around.

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by stempke on Feb 18, 2012 5:44 PM EST up reply actions  

your ankle is STILL fucked up? wasn't that like weeks ago?

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 5:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Shit's broken, yo

I’m in a fancy walking boot

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by stempke on Feb 18, 2012 5:45 PM EST up reply actions  

dayum! I miss all the news.

pins and shit?

CSB: Momma Denmark broke her ankle when I was about 2. apparently, the way to get around the house at the time was to latch on to MD’s or PD’s leg as they walked by. Apparently I was sorely disappointed by this turn of events. Also, apparently MD had picked me up from sitter one day (all this was in summer BTW) and I fell asleep in the car. Her, with crutches, cast, and fast asleep baby barely made it in the house.

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 5:49 PM EST up reply actions  

No, luckily no surgery needed.

It’s not actually the ankle, it’s the tibia about 3 inches above the ankle, and it’s only a hairline fracture right now.

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by stempke on Feb 18, 2012 5:51 PM EST up reply actions  

that's good at least.

Momma had a compound fracture. Apparently blood everywhere on a sidewalk in downtown tulsa.

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 5:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Should get the boot off in another week or so

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by stempke on Feb 18, 2012 5:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Congrats. Quick and speedy recovery for you afterwards..

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 5:55 PM EST up reply actions  

does my mom have a secret life?

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 5:54 PM EST up reply actions  

The horror. The horror ...

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by SpartanDan on Feb 18, 2012 5:39 PM EST up reply actions  

OH...OH GOD

15-14 with 3 left in the half…

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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 5:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Mid Major Madness: I need Bucknell to LOOOOOOOOSE

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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 5:38 PM EST reply actions  

?

I have too many fond memories of LOLKANSAS to root against Bucknell.

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by SpartanDan on Feb 18, 2012 5:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd forgotten about that little detail.

That was awesome. Even more awesome because I nailed that pick.

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by SpartanDan on Feb 18, 2012 5:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I am rooting for my #2 team, AU

to get in they have to win the league tourney. So a #1 seed in said tourney would be nice.

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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 5:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Switch from Mich-NMU to LOLinois-Nebraska

and immediately get Li’l Red dancing on the screen. WHY GOD WHY?

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TITLE CLICKED

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 5:45 PM EST up reply actions  

He Who Walks Behind The Benches.

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by SpartanDan on Feb 18, 2012 5:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Ball just rolled through the player's legs.

Meanwhile, Colorado broke the 20-point mark before the half. Utah didn’t.

by Narrow Right on Feb 18, 2012 5:44 PM EST up reply actions  

You should get your Ph.D. so I could reply

HI, DR. NICK

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by stempke on Feb 18, 2012 5:44 PM EST up reply actions  

OHHHHH the caps are back! you must be feeling better.

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 5:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Immensely.

At least I’m not like my mom and smoking WHILE sick with some lung related disease.

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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 18, 2012 5:47 PM EST up reply actions  

OMG YOUR MOM IS MY MOM?

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 5:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Anthony Davis needs 76 more blocks to tie the single season record

Not sure it is possible

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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 5:47 PM EST reply actions  

Five regular season games + 3 conf tourney (assuming the final) + some number of NCAA games?

Possible but unlikely.

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by SpartanDan on Feb 18, 2012 5:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Well the record was set on a national title run

So, would likely take that much to beat it

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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 5:54 PM EST up reply actions  

4 regular season games (already added in today's)

He’s averaging a shade under 5 per game. So, unless he posts a couple 10 block games, I don’t see it happening

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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 5:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, if they get to the final in conference and NCAA

he’d need to average a hair under 6. So there’s a chance.

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by SpartanDan on Feb 18, 2012 5:58 PM EST up reply actions  

He's posted 7-8-9s before

So, if he can get a couple games like that it will certainly make things easier

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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 18, 2012 5:59 PM EST up reply actions  

what are things meant for 20year olds?

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 6:07 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

can you still chug that second one without taking a break?

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by Londonjoe on Feb 18, 2012 6:08 PM EST up reply actions  

wait, he did the entire thing once?

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 6:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm assuming that top pic is from a website called artzberger.com

Because I can’t see it and my anti-virus just told me it blocked a picture from there due to “malicious code”

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by stempke on Feb 18, 2012 6:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Why would they change the branding/logo of Busch Ice

I mean, do they really think people will be like “Oh wow, new Busch Ice cans….”

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by SpartanGator on Feb 18, 2012 6:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, actually.

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by DrBundy on Feb 18, 2012 6:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm so glad you said it.

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 6:38 PM EST up reply actions  

We're a good team.

Either that or we’re sharing the same brain today. QUICK! What am I thinking about RIGHT NOW?

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by DrBundy on Feb 18, 2012 6:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, since the beautiful Ms. Denmark is involved

I think we ALL know what you’re thinking.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 18, 2012 6:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, duh. That's a given,

as I am male and I am breathing. However, not thinking that because of Chloe.

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by DrBundy on Feb 18, 2012 6:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I was going to go with "KING CAKE VODKA!"

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 6:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Wasn't thinking about that, so there goes that theory.

But I do have a bottle on hand for you.

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by DrBundy on Feb 18, 2012 6:57 PM EST up reply actions  

damn. well i tried. and i still won! also thank you.

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 6:59 PM EST up reply actions  

No problem at all.

Will get it packaged up next week, hopefully before lent starts and I quickly lose my mind for about 2 weeks.

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by DrBundy on Feb 18, 2012 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

shit if you mail it on 3.15 I"m chill.

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Shipping alcohol across state lines without a license is illegal!

And I’d never do that!

/shiftyeyes.gif

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by DrBundy on Feb 18, 2012 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Good idea.

We will “meet” long before then, I assure you.

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by DrBundy on Feb 18, 2012 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I've only had elk once.

It was good but very salty.

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by SpartanDan on Feb 18, 2012 6:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Mine was delish.

Thanks, Ted Turner!

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 6:09 PM EST up reply actions  

It's not that the meat itself is any saltier

It’s that its much leaner, and therefore there’s less juices and such to dilute the salt. It’s very easy to over-salt when cooking for this very reason.

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by stempke on Feb 18, 2012 6:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Good to know.

I’ll keep that in mind if I get it again; the time I had it was at my uncle’s house and I think it was the first time they’d had it.

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by SpartanDan on Feb 18, 2012 6:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I need to give elk another chance

My first experience with it was not good, but I’m a huge fan of venison, bison, and other assorted ungulates.

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by Old South on Feb 18, 2012 6:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Great choice, that and moose

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by 8gooner8 on Feb 18, 2012 6:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Furk.

Michigan goal out of nowhere deflected off a defenseman’s shoulder.

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by SpartanDan on Feb 18, 2012 6:07 PM EST reply actions  

Oh fuck.

Murray State-St. Mary’s has been infected with Dick Vitale.

/vomits blood

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I'm trying to imagine just how crazy it is inside The Bank right now.

I know it’s already starting to get hot and humid, and you probably can’t hear yourself think. The fact that the cameras are low enough that people are blocking them is helping it seem like I’m there.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 18, 2012 6:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Ladies and Gentlemen

The future of the human race is in the hands of Will Smith, Harry Connick, Jr. and Randy Quaid.

We’re going to be okay.

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by stempke on Feb 18, 2012 6:09 PM EST reply actions  

JIMMY YOU CAN'T BANK AT THAT SPEED

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by stempke on Feb 18, 2012 6:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Spoken like a true New Orleanian.

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by DrBundy on Feb 18, 2012 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

In a meanwhile

San Diego State loses to Air Force

by Bus Crasher on Feb 18, 2012 6:09 PM EST reply actions  

Shift+A

so what’d I miss?

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 18, 2012 6:12 PM EST reply actions  

Kiddo you should add your scout's ranking to your sig line!

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 6:13 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

how did you know I'm in scouts?

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 18, 2012 6:16 PM EST up reply actions  

LOLinois.

Nebraska is on something like a 30-4 run. Nebraska.

I wouldn’t be shocked if Bruce Weber gets his pink slip on the sideline during the game.

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by SpartanDan on Feb 18, 2012 6:17 PM EST reply actions  

Illinois led 24-22 at one point.

When I typed that, Nebraska was up 52-28. Even Rick Barnes would have a hard time failing this badly with the amount of talent Illinois has.

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by SpartanDan on Feb 18, 2012 6:19 PM EST up reply actions  

And it's now 59-31.

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by SpartanDan on Feb 18, 2012 6:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Never underestimate Rick Barnes' ability to fail with great talent.

/looks for Kevin Durant’s NCAA championship ring

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 18, 2012 6:21 PM EST up reply actions  

There's "not winning a title with an NBA superstar"

and there’s “giving up a 37-7 run to fucking Nebraska”.

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by SpartanDan on Feb 18, 2012 6:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Holy shit.

Is [REDACTED] coaching the bouncyhoops team too?

by Erik T on Feb 18, 2012 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I think this year's Illinois team has the least amount of give-a-shit I've seen in a sports team not named the 2010-11 Detroit Pistons.

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by Tremendous on Feb 18, 2012 6:33 PM EST up reply actions  

WOO! NMU GOAL!

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by SpartanDan on Feb 18, 2012 6:24 PM EST reply actions  

With 3/4 of the game done, it's Colorado 35, Utah 30.

The Pac -12 is busy getting ready to pretend this basketball season never existed.

by Narrow Right on Feb 18, 2012 6:26 PM EST reply actions  

What?

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by 8gooner8 on Feb 18, 2012 6:28 PM EST up reply actions  

In a sort of related note:

Nebraska is almost up 30pts in a B1G conference game

by Doc1028 on Feb 18, 2012 6:31 PM EST up reply actions  

the state and the school

stupid hanie/barber

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 18, 2012 6:32 PM EST up reply actions  

but is the score still under 60?

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 6:33 PM EST up reply actions  

68-36.

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by SpartanDan on Feb 18, 2012 6:34 PM EST up reply actions  

And now they are

with an exclamation-point alley-oop.

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by SpartanDan on Feb 18, 2012 6:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn. Michigan answered 45 seconds later.

2-1 Michigan, minute left in the second.

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by SpartanDan on Feb 18, 2012 6:27 PM EST reply actions  

me me me me me me me me me

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 6:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll probably watch pieces of it before the Michigan game.

I haven’t the slightest clue what the rules for it are anymore, though.

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by Tremendous on Feb 18, 2012 6:36 PM EST up reply actions  

75 laps

Two periods, one 25 miles, and one 50 miles, with a 10 minute pit stop in between. Top 25 winners from last year and former Daytona winners are allowed in.

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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 18, 2012 6:38 PM EST up reply actions  

shootout winners not daytona i thought

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 6:38 PM EST up reply actions  

See, this made more sense when Budweiser sponsored the pole award and the Shootout and it was just based on the previous season's pole winners.

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by Tremendous on Feb 18, 2012 6:40 PM EST up reply actions  

And to a lapsed fan, this looks weird too.

I’m accustomed to Coca-Cola doing the Charlotte Memorial Day race and Pepsi doing the Daytona July 4th race.

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I'm still accustomed to it being called the Winston Cup.

With no Chase. And two races at Atlanta.

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
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by The Missing T on Feb 18, 2012 6:51 PM EST up reply actions  

if people went to atlanta races...shit

i had four free tickets and couldn’t find a single person to go with me in fall 09.

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

...yeah, I don't have a defense for this one

Seeing as how I could theoretically walk to AMS from where I grew up…and have never actually been to a race there.

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by The Missing T on Feb 18, 2012 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Money makes the world go round!

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Seems like a good rule

I might actually try to watch the full NASCAR race this time

by Bus Crasher on Feb 18, 2012 6:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Definitely

I can’t survive watching cars circling around for four hours (Again, MORE ROAD RACE PLEASE NASCAR)

by Bus Crasher on Feb 18, 2012 6:43 PM EST up reply actions  

and there's rules and a pit crew thing

are they doing voting for weird line up changes? or is thtat just during all start at Lowe’s?

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 6:47 PM EST up reply actions  

guys? no.

guy. and i root for others

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 6:39 PM EST up reply actions  

really? LJ where you at?

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 6:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Where does Illinois go from here, BTN announcers?

The NIT, that’s where.

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by SpartanDan on Feb 18, 2012 6:37 PM EST reply actions  

Even if they lose out (and they might)

they’re guaranteed a .500 overall record. So they’re at least eligible.

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by SpartanDan on Feb 18, 2012 6:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes.

They are (assuming they don’t pull a miracle comeback in the last 4 minutes here) 1-9 since then, with the only win being a 42-41 uglyfest against MSU which everyone involved seems to be fairly sure was played with a severely overinflated basketball (what with both teams shooting like shit and a large number of crazy-long rebounds).

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by SpartanDan on Feb 18, 2012 6:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Scratch that. 1-8.

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by SpartanDan on Feb 18, 2012 6:44 PM EST up reply actions  

They will not win at Ohio State.

Losing to Iowa, though, is a distinct possibility.

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by SpartanDan on Feb 18, 2012 6:47 PM EST up reply actions  

NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT.

Sigh.

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by Tremendous on Feb 18, 2012 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

This would be at home, so even more LOLsome.

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by SpartanDan on Feb 18, 2012 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Ah, yes, the MAC.

Where we all schedule a cake game for today and most of us still lose.

Jumping on board with this. I'm at 193. This goes away when I'm at 148. Remind me.

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Hola

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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 18, 2012 6:48 PM EST reply actions  

HI!!

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 6:48 PM EST up reply actions  

bonjour

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 18, 2012 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

How's things goin' for e'erybody

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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 18, 2012 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

No.

But my parents wanted to come hang out here and I said not if she’s here. My mom asked why and after that she says Yeah, I wouldn’t want to be around that either.
She did say that. Not her.

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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 18, 2012 6:51 PM EST up reply actions  

(pouts)

(pouts)

(pouts)

(pouts)

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by Tremendous on Feb 18, 2012 6:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Not even fucking close

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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 18, 2012 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Hellbeast doesn't have a defined chin

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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 18, 2012 6:59 PM EST up reply actions  

does she have more than one chin?

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 7:00 PM EST up reply actions  

When she has her head just right

But it’s just a constant stream of chubby

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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 18, 2012 7:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I feel like its almost like I said above

if she wouldn’t talk and probably changed attire to something more flattering it would be different.

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

No. Nothing about her is attractive.

And if she tried to show off her “features” half of the guys at the bar would probably throw up. And I’m only saying half because it’d be a bar for blind people.

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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 18, 2012 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah maybe just a little.

That’s what hating someone does

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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 18, 2012 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Or would your parents

chastise her so severely that she goes away, ashamed

by softbatch on Feb 18, 2012 6:52 PM EST up reply actions  

She's probably get jealous and think he was going to cheat on my mom....or dad for that matter

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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 18, 2012 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

*She'd btw

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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 18, 2012 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I just thought about this

Does any school really have any hate, like, rivalry hate, for Notre Dame?

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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 18, 2012 7:01 PM EST reply actions  

/is serious

Michigan fans don’t seem to care that much, USC would need to have fans to care

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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 18, 2012 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

They're a lot of teams' secondary rivals

but I don’t know that they’re anyone’s primary. Maybe Boston College, but that assumes that BC has fans.

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by SpartanDan on Feb 18, 2012 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Frankly, neither is MSU.

But I would never be so stupid as to suggest that nobody really hates, like, rivalry hates, MSU.

by Erik T on Feb 18, 2012 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I was thinking more mutual hate

ND doesn’t seem to have that, Michigan will always care more about OSU and cares more about MSU now. USC just doesn’t give a flying fuck.

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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 18, 2012 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Mich-OSU is relatively football-specific; Mich-MSU is pretty big across all sports.

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by SpartanDan on Feb 18, 2012 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

What is this for, ND?

Because Nebraska fans don’t seem to hate ND at all.

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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 18, 2012 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I can't remember from what year

but there is a story from the early 1900’s that ND decided not to play Nebraska on a regular basis anymore due to racial slurs directed at the ND players in calling them ‘fish eaters’ and whatnot.

by Doc1028 on Feb 18, 2012 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

1925. First hit on Google

here

By 1925, when the Irish traveled again to Memorial Stadium, the anti-Catholicism demonstrated by “outside hoodlums” had exploded. The student booster section greeted the team with profanities and chanted “Fish Eaters, Fish Eaters” and “Mackerel-Snappers Go Home.”

by Narrow Right on Feb 18, 2012 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

As to your main point, though

Teams can certainly have more than one actual rival. That ND isn’t anyone’s biggest rival doesn’t mean they aren’t anyone’s rival, period.

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by SpartanDan on Feb 18, 2012 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Michigan fans on EDSBS might not care much, but I think that's largely a function of age.

Older fans might have more hate for ND than we/I do.

If I had to choose between beating ND or beating MSU in any given year, I’d choose MSU and it’s not even close.

by Attie Hat on Feb 18, 2012 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

does iowa state hate ANYONE? i mean other than iowa?

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Kansas State

Ambitious, but rubbish.

by UMBAI on Feb 18, 2012 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

FARMAGEDDON!

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by SpartanDan on Feb 18, 2012 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Nebraska. Missouri.

Note that “hate” does not necessarily mean “beat”.

by Narrow Right on Feb 18, 2012 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Hell even Ole Miss

has a bit of old-school hate for the Domers.

Ambitious, but rubbish.

by UMBAI on Feb 18, 2012 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

As does GT

Though it’s rather dormant, seeing as (other than ‘06-’07) we never really play them anymore.

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by The Missing T on Feb 18, 2012 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Syracuse, Syracuse...

weren’t they destroyed by the Romans?

Ambitious, but rubbish.

by UMBAI on Feb 18, 2012 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh.

/Didn’t take that Roman History class

Ambitious, but rubbish.

by UMBAI on Feb 18, 2012 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, today I've prepared a pile of cheese, bacon, and potatoes.

I know it doesn’t have any of the ingredients, but I don’t care and neither do you.

This is my Chopped strategy.

¡El Hipopótamo!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 18, 2012 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I saw one where a judge bitched about using too much bacon

I’ll give you just one guess as to which one it was

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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 18, 2012 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

/whines

//not allowed to have any of those things anymore.

Ambitious, but rubbish.

by UMBAI on Feb 18, 2012 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

but you're getting better yes?

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh yes.

Also much skinnier. 193 lbs, 36 in. waist as of yesterday.

Ambitious, but rubbish.

by UMBAI on Feb 18, 2012 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

In more ways than one.

Now if the weight would fall off my torso and not just my neck and ass…

Ambitious, but rubbish.

by UMBAI on Feb 18, 2012 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Um.

I’ll ask Monday. Or Wednesday. But since I can’t lift anything with my left arm, it would have to be mostly cardio.

Ambitious, but rubbish.

by UMBAI on Feb 18, 2012 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

well little steps forward is still forward

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Go on...

I'm currently 152.4. This will stay in my sig line until I'm 150. Keep reminding me of this.

by DrBundy on Feb 18, 2012 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Braised in rye beer.

Om nom nom nom nom nom.

¡El Hipopótamo!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 18, 2012 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Go on...

I'm currently 152.4. This will stay in my sig line until I'm 150. Keep reminding me of this.

by DrBundy on Feb 18, 2012 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

mmmm food porn yes?

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Mmmhmmm

/drool

Yeah, probably.

by gth863x on Feb 18, 2012 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I haz a jealous.

And a 20 oz. ribeye.

Yeah, probably.

by gth863x on Feb 18, 2012 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

WANT

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 18, 2012 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

And Delerium Nocturnum, I think.

Not sure, it’s in the cupboard.

Yeah, probably.

by gth863x on Feb 18, 2012 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm going to be having a muffelatta later.

I have no idea how to spell that damned sandwich.

Yeah, probably.

by gth863x on Feb 18, 2012 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Close enough,

and coincidentally that’s what I’m making too. Gotta love when you walk past the deli counter and my favorite meat monger tells me she’s got a surprise for me. Fresh genoa salami.

Also, it’s muffaletta, but that’s just picking nits. AWESOME is how it’s really spelled.

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by DrBundy on Feb 18, 2012 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

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