Young men today need role models, and I can think of no better person to model one's life after than DMX. Sure, he's been charged with rape, unlawful imprisonment, stabbing someone, animal cruelty, possession of crack cocaine, weapons possession, and impersonation of a federal agent while attempting a carjacking. But without DMX, how would we know to scream "RUFF RYDERS" when popping wheelies? Exactly. We wouldn't. GO GATUH. (Georgia players, please don't ride scooters in your locker room unless you're willing to accept a 3 year prison sentence.) (H/T: Throw The Flag)