AN EDSBS PSA: IT'S NOT NICE TO IMPRISON QUARTERBACKS
by Spencer Hall on Feb 15, 2012 3:57 PM EST
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PrintMaybe you know a quarterback being held hostage. Maybe you have a loved one who is a quarterback being being held hostage. Worst of all, you may be a quarterback being held hostage: in a basement by a scary, abusive man with Southwest buddy passes falling from his back pocket, or in a Chuck E. Cheese being held against your will. Maybe you are in the ball pit. Maybe you are bound and lying inside the skee-ball machine, the sound of the balls rolling endlessly over the wood above your head.
Maybe you are in the claw machine box game with the stuffed animals, Danny O'Brien. You poor hypothetical bastard. We hope it's not the claw machine box game with the stuffed animals. That would be the worst, especially when you started talking to the animals. Tiger. We're getting out of here. We're going to go to Vanderbilt and be smart together. You can get in naw don't say that you're plenty smart enough we'll get you a math tutor. It'll be great, Tiger. Don't cry. I hate it when you cry.
If you have a quarterback-imprisonment problem, reach out. Ask for help. No one is demonizing you. We want to help you. We know the thrill of telling someone they cannot live in Nashville. It's one of the best things you can do, really, and completely in their own interests even if you are deluding yourself into thinking it is not.
But if you love something, you need to set it free, even if Mike Locksley wants another dollar for the Danny O'Brien machine. He might say he'll hit you if you don't give him another dollar, but he's kidding. We think. Give him a dollar. It's just a dollar! GIve it to him now. He looks serious. He's punching us as we type. Give him a goddamn dollar right now.
#FreeTheDOB
#RandyFritzl
#ImprisonmentIsNotLove
#MikeLocksleyIsABridgeTroll
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I'll give that QB Stockholm Syndrome
QBs love Stockholm Syndrome.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Feb 15, 2012 4:08 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
The Danny O'Brien Story, starring Ryan Reynolds?
/beingburiedalivestillbeatslettinggarycrowtoncoachyou
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Feb 15, 2012 4:11 PM EST reply actions 9 recs
I read this as letting garycrowtontouchyou
Either applies really.
THEY LIKE MARIJUANA TO SMOKE AND ALTER THEIR MINDSET AND THINGS. -Dr. Norris Camacho
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 15, 2012 5:25 PM EST up reply actions
The Danny O'Brien story as told by James Franco
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 15, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I feel like this goes here.
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Feb 15, 2012 4:24 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
...
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Feb 15, 2012 4:38 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That is my sign
if Westboro evers protests near me.
Im “joining” them holding that sign.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
#RandyEdsallisaPseudonymforSlobodanMilosevic
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
live free or die
"if they're still paying, you're still winning."
-my dad
by whiskey_soup on Feb 15, 2012 5:47 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
'Embargo' spelled backward
It really helps that it looks like Maryland’s mascot.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Ah, thanks.
Plus I remembered that it’s a colonial cartoon, and thus required a bit of censorship.
by Turd Ferguson on Feb 15, 2012 7:28 PM EST up reply actions
Not quite colonial
Came from when Thomas Jefferson tried to keep the US out of the Napoleonic Wars by banning trade with both sides.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 15, 2012 7:28 PM EST up reply actions
I see.
Our AP US History focused more on the Civil War (mostly because the teacher had a big interest in that), so I forgot all about that.
by Turd Ferguson on Feb 15, 2012 7:30 PM EST up reply actions
Well, Jefferson Administration
but close enough.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
As seen on ShaggyBevo
Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
by Cocky Bovine on Feb 15, 2012 6:38 PM EST reply actions 17 recs
this is never going away, is it
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 15, 2012 7:04 PM EST up reply actions
It has not yet begun, sir.
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Feb 15, 2012 7:08 PM EST up reply actions
So a month or so
Hey, remember when Rhabdo was going to be the big scandal of 2011?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Remember when we stopped making Rhabdo jokes?
…uh-oh, TCU’s gonna have to eat this for dinner for a long time.
The Wiki (Varsity Pride) -- The Blog (Those Other Guys) -- The Twitter
Contributor at Bring on the Cats, SBNation's Kansas State blog
EDSBS Censor Librorum Promulgatio Media
Dinner order: Four fried chickens
and some coke.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Feb 15, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
On behalf of Auburn, we thank TCU
You may not reach out level, but at least now everyone has something to point to for this year rather than just pointing back at our performance in last year’s FC.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 15, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions
Welcome to a real live BCS conference
Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
by Cocky Bovine on Feb 15, 2012 7:28 PM EST up reply actions
you are in for much worse my friend
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 15, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions
would rec again
"if they're still paying, you're still winning."
-my dad
by whiskey_soup on Feb 15, 2012 7:35 PM EST up reply actions
Does fourth-degree theft count in the Fulmer Cup?
Iowa State should be on the board.
(Does this count as self-reporting?)
Is this where we are now?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Said this on Twitter already, but I'll repeat it
GODDAMNIT IF JEREMY LIN WERE IN ANYPLACE BUT NEW YORK HE’D BE A QUIETLY RESPECTED (ESPECIALLY BY MID-MAJOR FANS, WHO KNOW THAT HE WAS ROBBED OF AN NCAA PLACE BY A VERY GOOD CORNELL TEAM AND THE IVY LEAGUE’S RULES) BUT BECAUSE HE’S ON THE KNICKS HE’S THE SECOND COMING OF SCOTTIE PIPPEN, KOBE BRYANT AND JOHN STARKS ROLLED INTO ONE AND IS BEING MENTIONED BY EVERYONE FROM ESPN TO BLOODY PITCHFORK MEDIA…THE NEXT PERSON TO MENTION HIS NAME WILL GET SOMETHING THROWN AT THEM
///writes in 'Craig James' for radio competition.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
////should have written in "Bob Davie"
by Turd Ferguson on Feb 15, 2012 7:29 PM EST up reply actions
BLACKHAWKS BLACKHAWKS BLACKHAWKS
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
/lets in goal from center ice
//pulled, replaced by Emery
///lets in goal from the other end of the rink
by Turd Ferguson on Feb 15, 2012 7:31 PM EST up reply actions
I figured it was the quickest way to summon ACS
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I think by saying his name we should get him here
Since he’s really a sentient computer, he’s no doubt scanning the internet for mentions.
Will the acronym work or do you have to use the full name?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC, in regards to one of my comments.
Emma Rocks!!!
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 15, 2012 7:37 PM EST up reply actions
It will get worse before it gets better
Skip Bayless is on vacation this week. You know next week he will be slobbering over Lin’s knob when he returns.
Knicks going all the way?
Don’t be a ding-a-LIN…
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Feb 15, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions
The local tabloids are running out of puns on his name, surprisingly enough.
One of them (they’re essentially indistinguishable to me since I scarcely read them) had a back-page headline of “AMASIAN!”.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Do not present Skip with a challenge
He likes puns almost as much as he likes dreaming of Troy Aikman and sodomy.
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Feb 15, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
I don't care about the basketyhoops
But it is pretty impressive that he set the record for most number of points in his first four starts.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 15, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions
Howdy all?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC, in regards to one of my comments.
Emma Rocks!!!
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 15, 2012 7:24 PM EST reply actions
Mike Leach doesn't see the problem in keeping players in small, confined places
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 15, 2012 7:28 PM EST reply actions
Sunny afternoon but dark and stormy inside this evening.
/semi-watching Rio on tv
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC, in regards to one of my comments.
Emma Rocks!!!
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 15, 2012 7:29 PM EST reply actions
Dark and stormy?
Are you unleashing the Kraken?
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Gosling's
/ferocious black seal.jpg.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC, in regards to one of my comments.
Emma Rocks!!!
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 15, 2012 7:55 PM EST up reply actions
DEATH TO NEW YORK'S COLLEGE TEAM™.
NO, NOT THAT ONE. THE OTHER ONE.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 15, 2012 7:37 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Rutgers?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC, in regards to one of my comments.
Emma Rocks!!!
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 15, 2012 7:37 PM EST up reply actions
YES THAT ONE.
SIT DOWN, FORDHAM.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 15, 2012 7:47 PM EST up reply actions
New York's college team is CCNY.
/indignant sniff
The Wiki (Varsity Pride) -- The Blog (Those Other Guys) -- The Twitter
Contributor at Bring on the Cats, SBNation's Kansas State blog
EDSBS Censor Librorum Promulgatio Media
/pays CSNY's coke bill
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
/Points and laughs at Binghamton
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 15, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
/Boston College still claims point shaving national championship
by Mango Stasi on Feb 15, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
//shaves points in point shaving national championship game
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
SAY YES TO EDUCATION
SAY NO TO SYRACUSE
by Turd Ferguson on Feb 15, 2012 7:44 PM EST up reply actions
FOX's DFW affiliate reporting that football team had a random drug test recently, one player said 82 guys failed.
Our new stadium is officially ‘The Traphouse.’
I have some shit to do, but I’ll be back later.
by Truffle Shuffle on Feb 15, 2012 7:38 PM EST reply actions
I figured you were one of the ones arrested
I mean, you weren’t around, and the Truffle pics suggest a chemical dependence of some sort…
I heard 60.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC, in regards to one of my comments.
Emma Rocks!!!
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 15, 2012 7:39 PM EST up reply actions
Actual establishment that I've driven past before
“Tha [sic[ Trap”
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 15, 2012 7:39 PM EST up reply actions
Sounds like a Rodney Carrington joke
It was like the Wizard of Oz for men.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 15, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
So *THATS* what the "C" in TCU stands for
by emc503 on Feb 15, 2012 7:40 PM EST reply actions 11 recs
At least we might beat TCU next year....
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC, in regards to one of my comments.
Emma Rocks!!!
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 15, 2012 7:41 PM EST up reply actions
Proud to green
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 15, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions
apropos of nothing
пошел на хуй кар – want to check if the translation is correct: I went on the d—- car?
"#MikeLocksleyIsABridgeTroll"
So, what exactly is the troll toll to win young Danny’s soul?
"Pacific 12 Conference: Every conference's games count, but only we can count."
There is someone in this class who has strong opinions on forum non conveniens.
/lolwutpear.jpg
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 15, 2012 7:51 PM EST reply actions
McDonald's, you fucking shitbird of a fake-food company, it's fucking caramel, not CARE-UH-MELL.
Go eat a steaming turd Big Mac.
Lulz.
Indiana just managed to fuck up a 4-on-1 break and give up a fast-break bucket the other way to add insult to injury.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
A friend of mine got a Red Sox tattoo.
I have an urge to de-friend her and delete her from my cell phone contacts.
And miss years of taunting?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC, in regards to one of my comments.
Emma Rocks!!!
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 15, 2012 8:01 PM EST up reply actions
Start chanting "NINE-TEEN EIGH-TEEN" over and over again.
If she knows what it means, she can keep it.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Offer her a piano for their best 1st baseman.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Good call.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 8:01 PM EST up reply actions
Is she at least from Boston?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
She is not.
Admittedly she has been a fan for a while…but it’s not like they’ve been shit in quite some time. She knows nothing of suffering.
Maine, Vermont, New Hampshire or eastern Connecticut?
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 8:04 PM EST up reply actions
Even she thinks/realizes those are an affront to humanity.
Some respect, please- she would never have become a friend if she thought those were acceptable.
this is a good point
with an exception made in breast cancer month
/played with pink armbands then
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 15, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions
/dusty baker puts on more armbands
//benches white players
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
///destroys young pitcher
this is why we can’t have nice things
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 15, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions
that and you're in ohio
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
true
ohio is the antimatter of nice things, but I was talking about his time with the cubs
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 15, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions
we're talking about the Cubs now.
that was his first performance. The Redlegs were the encore.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Ohio and Dusty Baker were predestined for one another
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
more than almost any state besides les miles and Louisiana
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 15, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions
The fine Mississippi public education system
fails another citizen
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
the schools failed me
thank god the farm taught me
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 15, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions
Does she realize the B is for Boston and not the Braves?
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions
we Have A scrap!
ryan White, in His First game Back, pretty much Kicked adam mcQuaid’s Ass. Mcquaid deserved It.
I'm a Free Citizen, therefore i Can Capitalize whatever I Want.
(Also it’s to mock Tim Thomas.)
by Turd Ferguson on Feb 15, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions
...Yeah, I'll quit it.
Mostly because it was getting annoying just typing it, let alone reading it.
by Turd Ferguson on Feb 15, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions
CAPITALIZATION both DIVERS and SUNDRY?
fplendid.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 15, 2012 8:09 PM EST up reply actions
/Tim Thomas surrenders goal to attacking left winger.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
The use of fs as S-es made me think most people back then had real bad lisps.
by Turd Ferguson on Feb 15, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions
Lou Holtz: Revolutionary War hero.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Wow, Navy is a terrible basketball team
12-33 with 1:30 left in the first half against American
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
Ed DeChellis' calling
/fart noise
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on Feb 15, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
someone rescue me from the library
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 15, 2012 8:15 PM EST reply actions
///turnpike gets attacked by zombies
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 15, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions
I just can't see how this show goes out unless everybody dies
Anything is illogical
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
The Ohio Turnpike is one of the finest things in Ohio.
The service plazas are top-notch, and they allow you to eat and refuel without stepping foot in an actual city in Ohio.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
by Tremendous on Feb 15, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Have the books become self-aware?
and violent?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
just as bad--
books rearrange themselves, and this woman with no feet keeps shushing me—
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 15, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions
?
Jumping on board with this. I'm at 193. This goes away when I'm at 148. Remind me.
by alexanderkotov on Feb 15, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
Do failed drug tests count in the Fulmer Cup?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC, in regards to one of my comments.
Emma Rocks!!!
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 15, 2012 8:23 PM EST reply actions
not unless an arrest is involved
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 15, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
MEANWHILE, AT EVERY SCHOOL BUT TCU,
/mandatory drug test
by Truffle Shuffle on Feb 15, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
Drug tests may be mandatory
But result can always be paid for.
/Hook ’em Horn$
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
THE COMMERCIAL:
Opens with wide shot of frog fountain
Pans in on this girl:
who looks up from a book and says, “At TCU, we don’t cut class….”
Cuts to:
with a bunch of football players counting money and standing by the stove
Cuts to Braylon Broughton
“….WE CUT DEM BRICKS!”
At this point, I think he gives a Gucci Mane ‘BRRRRRR’ as he holds to stacks of cash up to his face, or he pays tribute to J Prince. It will probably be the latter, this being Texas
Narrator: TCU: Learning To Change The World
fade to black
/Not even mad or surprised
Also, any word on Rick Ross dropping Clemsn
by Truffle Shuffle on Feb 15, 2012 8:24 PM EST reply actions 9 recs
On a serious note, we will get a rap shout out from this, right?
Also, we better be wearing all white uniforms at home this year.
by Truffle Shuffle on Feb 15, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions
If that '82' number is true,
You might have rappers shooting videos in Fort Worth.
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
Some punk kid in Dallas with a rich dad tries to become the next "Lil' Luke"
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
This is what I'm afraid of.
Some Sam Adams type shit.
by Truffle Shuffle on Feb 15, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
do not fear sam adams
fear chris webby.
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 15, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions
Gus Frerotte?
It’s been a while. How are things?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Ive been swamped lately
Partially my own (AND EDSBS’!) Doing, partially others…..Ive gotten about 4 hours of sleep the last three nights
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 15, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions
I know that feel bro.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 15, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
Currently watching Celtics-Pistons.
Chris Webber, what is your take on this game?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
George Blaha just referred to Paul Pierce and Tayshaun Prince as "homeboys".
George Blaha remains the whitest person on the face of the earth.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
George Blaha talks nonsense.
We don’t need sports talk. We need Bob Loblaw’s Law Blog.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 15, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
Is this where we be?
Done with my interview, have a day to dick around on the Florida’s Gulf Coast.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
This be where we be.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
They flew you out? Sounds promising. How do you think it went?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
It went.
I’ll hear in a week or so how good it actually was.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
job in your major?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC, in regards to one of my comments.
Emma Rocks!!!
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 15, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
If so congrats and hope it works out.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC, in regards to one of my comments.
Emma Rocks!!!
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 15, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions
¡Buena suerte!
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I say it's time to go fishing
and apply for jobs at the new plants in Jawja.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
DAMN YOU NOTRE DAME BASKETBALL!
Why must you overachieve? And be so damn…likeable???
Punting is winning.
/Puts Rutgers in Mike Brey Sleeper Hold
//Puts Assman in Mike Brey Sleeper Hold.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Feb 15, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
How has Mike Brey not been the bad guy in a James Bond movie yet?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 15, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
Allergic to fluffy white cats.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
If not a James Bond villain
He looks as though he should be on a stage somewhere introducing some new, cutting-edge technology
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 15, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions
Things must be serious if he's breaking out the used car salesman blazer.
He wore that in the title game against UNC. Didn’t totally work.
Illinois orange is the worst orange.
Not that orange is ever flattering, but that’s much uglier than Tennessee’s creamsicle uniforms or Texas’ burnt orange or Oklahoma State’s traffic cones.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I take offense to this.
Simply because it’s pretty much the same as Auburn orange or Virginia orange.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 15, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions
doesn't it go,
UI was founded by a UVa grad, and Auburn was founded by a UI grad, and that’s why it’s similar?
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 15, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions
AUBURN WASN'T FOUNDED BY NO YANKEE PAWWLL
(It might have been. I’m not sure about the UI middleman, but I do recall hearing something about a relation between the schools during the Peach Bowl.)
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
George Petrie started Auburn's football team
and was a Virginia graduate. I think he may have gone on to Illinois afterwards, but I’m not sure. And then whoever started Clemson took some used orange jerseys and blue pants faded to purple from Auburn to Clemson to start their team. Along with copying a lot of other things about Auburn. Hence the “Auburn with a lake” phrase.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 15, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions
(In which Bruce Pearl takes on the appearance of a Creamsicle.)
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
was googling worse basketball coaches suits and found this
by FSUguy on Feb 15, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
He's missing the coxcomb.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
what i don't even?
"if they're still paying, you're still winning."
-my dad
by whiskey_soup on Feb 15, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
These Maryland uni's have gone too far
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 15, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
Guess I'm reading for the rest of the night.
Keep the internet safe for me.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC, in regards to one of my comments.
Emma Rocks!!!
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 15, 2012 8:49 PM EST reply actions
HEY HEY HEY YOU GUYS
DID YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT THE BIG 12 SCHEDULE YET IT JUST CAME OUT BUT I CAN ONLY FIND 10 OF THE TEAMS WE’RE ONE OF THEM GET TO GO TO WEST VIRGINIA THIS YEAR NEVER BEEN THERE BEFORE HOPE I CAN GET MY HANDS ON SOME MOONSHINE THINK I HAD SOME ONCE BEFORE BUT THAT WAS PROBABLY JUST 93 OCTANE IN A MASON JAR EITHER WAY THAT WAS A CRAZY MORNING AND THEN I HAD JURY DUTY WHICH WAS ACTUALLY REALLY AWESOME OH HEY SOMEONE’S AT THE DOOR JUST GO AHEAD AND OPEN IT DUDE…
"if they're still paying, you're still winning."
-my dad
by whiskey_soup on Feb 15, 2012 8:50 PM EST reply actions 23 recs
so say we all
"if they're still paying, you're still winning."
-my dad
by whiskey_soup on Feb 15, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions
Adventures of 8-Ball and Blood-eyes?
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 15, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
Go ahead, shop 'em in.
/preemptive “FREEK’S BEST EVAR!!!”
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 15, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
challenge accepted.
my stash o' gifs
www.tigernet.com
by Orangebowl81 on Feb 16, 2012 1:44 AM EST up reply actions 12 recs
Nicely done.
I started at 221.6. I'm now 214.2. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 16, 2012 1:49 AM EST up reply actions
thanks, but really quick and dirty.
but it’s late & it’ll do.
my stash o' gifs
www.tigernet.com
by Orangebowl81 on Feb 16, 2012 1:50 AM EST up reply actions
"did i rec that
or just think it? was i talking?"
"if they're still paying, you're still winning."
-my dad
by whiskey_soup on Feb 16, 2012 2:07 AM EST up reply actions
Most excellent
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 16, 2012 8:13 AM EST up reply actions
Cocaine would be more appropriate
but also harder to find an image.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
And Yo Gotti reps Memphis, which just hired TCU's OC Justin Fuente
WE DIDN’T LOSE A COORDINATOR, WE GAINED MARKET SHARE!
by Truffle Shuffle on Feb 15, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
Did someone say market share?
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Feb 15, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions 9 recs
Instarec
Looking forward to when someone monkeys with whatever’s written in the corner in lieu of ‘heavy in the streets’
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Maybe she was saying "Im gonna fucking smoke a blunt" this whole time
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 15, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
No, she just had a deal go bad.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 15, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Her dealer cut her shit like Edward Scissorhands
when she thought she was getting top notch Dro
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
She never said why she was going to fucking kill someone.
Talking to the feds? Skimming some off the top?
by Mango Stasi on Feb 15, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"I'mma fucking steal some kidneys"
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 15, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
How about a shout-out to the TCU Rose Bowl Helmets?
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Feb 15, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
You know, the mascot has it all wrong.
The horned frog bleeds from the eye, while it should clearly be bleeding from the nose.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
/tosses Rutgers' corpse on the pile
So, what’s next?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Time for the new freshman class to step up big.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 15, 2012 9:09 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Idon'twanttoliveonthisplanetanymore.jpeg
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 15, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
Horned Frog! Got that Horned Frog yo!
by Mango Stasi on Feb 15, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Wow, Illinois is getting slapped around by Purdue.
34-21 late first half.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Who?
My schedule shows that the Illini have a bye.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Feb 15, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
Danger Bruce Weber! Danger! Danger!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Illinois is purp.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 15, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
1. Obtain ranking
2. Soundly defeat inferior opponent at home
3. Improve ranking
This is strange and unfamiliar territory. I’m scared.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 15, 2012 9:11 PM EST reply actions
I have a line on the guy who makes those shirts.
Want one?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
oops
twas supposed to be for ACS
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Next up: traditional and respected rival Villanova.
which may be in free fall once again. I have no evidence to support this, but I will blame it on teammates once again fighting each other over various Main Line jersey chasers.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
All of Pennsylvania college basketball needs to be quarantined.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 15, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions
Fran Dunphy
is disappoint.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on Feb 15, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
..it's the last thing Beilein hears before everything goes dark.
Shh. Don’t struggle.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 15, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions
The dream:
Syracuse only loses three games all year.
The remaining two being the Big East Championship game, and another game against Brey in the tourney.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I re-post this just because
Troll Tide
"Shabbat Shalom motherfuckers" Mordechai Jefferson Carver
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
by 8gooner8 on Feb 15, 2012 9:14 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
WE NEED HAMMONHEADS!
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 15, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
This is the hardest Alabama has ever tried at bouncyhoops
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 15, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
Other than giving LSU a standing ovation for crossing halfcourt.
Which was excellent.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
by Tremendous on Feb 15, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
troll hard in the paint
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 15, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions
Rec'd for Earthquake Herbstreit
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 15, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions
question
“a sense of unease” or “a sense of uneasiness”?
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 15, 2012 9:16 PM EST reply actions
that's my thought
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 15, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions
I feel like a person could feel a sense of unease, but a sense of uneasiness could be lurking in a room.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I don't know whether the weather will be nice tomorrow.
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 15, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions
"But his words in Reynard bely a sense of unease about a more uneducated reading public."
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 15, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions
Just "unease."
No “a sense of.”
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 15, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions
ahh good suggestion
thanks
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 15, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions
Obligatory in this discussion:
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 15, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions
Misery loves company!
/Misery abducts emc
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
It looks like he's pecking at Kansas City
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 15, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Well, cardinals feed mostly on weeds and ground-dwelling bugs.
So.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 15, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions
Tonight's legal ethics reading:
features an actual bagman. Woot.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
...And later this week Sheridan will give the lecture.
"Shabbat Shalom motherfuckers" Mordechai Jefferson Carver
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
TCU, Class of 2002
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 15, 2012 9:24 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
Looking at all of the mugshots of people arrested at TCU
These kids look like everyday college students. They don’t even look like at-risk college students. They’ll bounce back quickly. They’re families know lawyers.
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
You cant bounce back from a felony conviction that easily
And it looks like they got the book thrown at em.
They'll probably try to plead down.
How effective that is? Another matter entirely. Are Texas judges elected or appointed?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Elected, I believe
And if it’s a DA who’s trying to get “tough on crime/drugs,” then I’d be shocked if they get pled down to misdemeanors. They were trying to crack down on the college drug trade and, well, it worked. Hard to imagine they let people slide that much.
Rich Texans to DA:
“Hey, do you want to be a Senator someday?”
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Of course, he might just throw the book and show no mercy.
We shall see.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I doubt the college kids are the ones they really want
I may be wrong, but I imagine the strategy may be to get some scared college kids, threaten them with 10 years in pound-your-ass penitentiary, and get them to roll over on people higher up the chain.
As soon as some of these kids get off light (no time)
The man higher up ain’t stupid. He knows what’s going on.
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
all the "community service"?
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 15, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions
Thing is,
they don’t have to give everyone deals. And if their highest TCU person is the direct line to Mexico, well, then someone’s well-and-truly fucked.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
especially if they have touched crack cocaine
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 15, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions
Pretty sure I know what establishment is at the middle of this shit.
by Truffle Shuffle on Feb 15, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions
Texans for Craig James?
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 15, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions
Are you telling me he has this sort of power and sway?
Im scared.
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 15, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions
How else do you explain the Pirate being out of a job all this time.
He had to go all the way to Pullman, Washington to work!
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
Hey!
They really wanted to be in a AQ conference. They knew what they were getting into. This is kind of like our form of hazing.
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
No, no. The blame is on us.
Let’s just say, it’s a little like……
by Truffle Shuffle on Feb 15, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions
Follow the money, and you don't know where the fuck it's going to take you.
Maybe to a bunch of crudely drawn dicks. Maybe to Pedobear at Penn State’s bowl game.
Not that I ever associated with such types
But most of the narcotics dealing types I knew during my college years were pretty ordinary and unassuming.
ANYONE COULD BE A DEALER....NO ONE CAN BE TRUSTED!
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 15, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions
Can anyone photoshop the 'Breaking Bad' logo
with
Tellurium
Carbon
Uranium?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Tellurium = Te
Jumping on board with this. I'm at 193. This goes away when I'm at 148. Remind me.
by alexanderkotov on Feb 15, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions
that sounds pretty lethal
Tungsten?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Tungsten is 'W'
Tellurium is ‘Te’. There is no element ‘T’, and no ‘Tx’ either
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
yeah. just looked it up.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
I hate you.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 15, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions
like a crackhead hate or more a paranoid stoner hate?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
x
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 15, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions
I thought that just made you really happy
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Let the jokes wash over you. We must all endure this once in a while.
by Counter Trap on Feb 15, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions
Like a longhorns fan would know
/WHAT WAS MACK BROWN’S EXTENSION AGAIN?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
///lulz
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
At least you guys do better than "Cart McCry".
Thank COTG we have cool Aggies in these parts.
Free at last!
Our summer of arrests was back in 2006
Right after we won the natty. Good times, good times.
/sighs
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
Winter of '04
Marcus Vick, I do not miss your dumb ass at all.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
Everyone steals. Everyone murders.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Feb 15, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
put your hand down, terelle pryor
you are a buckeye don’t speak up defending other’s crimes
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 15, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
steals from you, steals from me..
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 15, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions
Lawrence Phillips in 1995 just stares at you with his cold dead eyes.
That was no fucking fun at all.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 15, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
Thunder Collins still doesn't give a fuck
Joining the club. I'm at 240. This goes away when I'm at 200. This will never go away.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 16, 2012 7:05 AM EST up reply actions
In the words of Reggie Jackson, "They don't boo nobodies."
If TCU were still in the WAC or CUSA, nobody would really give much of a rip. Well, we would, because of the Fulmer Cup, but that’s about it.
Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
by Cocky Bovine on Feb 15, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions
Listen to this man, he's an Auburn fan.
by Truffle Shuffle on Feb 15, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions
OK, see that one? NOT FUNNY.
Here’s Charlie Daniels in a giant hat to distract everyone.
by Counter Trap on Feb 15, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, i know.
froggy hate drug perp.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 15, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions
It sounds like pee is your problem more so than purp.
by Mango Stasi on Feb 15, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
GENIUS TIME!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Feb 15, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Good pickup
where’d you get that fine education, son?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
We actually had an assignment in junior high science
that involved spelling out words using only element symbols. Longest anyone managed was “generalities” (germanium, neon, radium, lithium, titanium, einsteinium).
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Was the 'New Cocaine Cowboys' joke made in the FC thread?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Well, Thujone is gonna go to fucking town on us.
/waits patiently
by Truffle Shuffle on Feb 15, 2012 9:56 PM EST reply actions
like in an intelligent way, or in his typical unhealthy obsession with male sexual organs?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
It's played out. it's only funny if it's inventive otherwise it's like "whelp, I knew that was coming"
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
yes?
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 15, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions
Wow. Anticipating the TCU masterpieces by Thujone and Freek
is like being on a first date, knowing you’ll get some. You just wanna fast-forward.
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
Bomani Jones is a fucking asshole on Twitter.
Jumping on board with this. I'm at 193. This goes away when I'm at 148. Remind me.
Sometimes it just seems like petty bitching, like today
making fun of people’s spelling and the dude’s dead dog.
Jumping on board with this. I'm at 193. This goes away when I'm at 148. Remind me.
by alexanderkotov on Feb 15, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions
Meh. People shouldn't try to be keyboard warriors on Twitter.
The responses are usually a result of somebody tweeting at him “HEY YOU SUCK” or something.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
YouTube.
/drops mic
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 15, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions
George Strait chimes in
Cold Fort Worth beer just ain’t no good for Froggies.
I try it night after night.
You’re in Craig James’ arms in Dallas.
Does Fort Worth ever cross your mind?
Darlin’ while you’re busy burning blunts,
Burn one for me if you get time.
‘Cause arrest records don’t fade so easy.
Does Fort Worth ever cross you mind?
You left the Mountain West to be with him in Dallas,
And I know it hurt you at the time.
But I wonder now if it makes a difference.
Does Fort Worth ever cross your mind?
You left the Big East to be with him in Dallas,
And I know it hurt you at the time.
But I wonder now if it makes a difference.
Does Fort Worth ever cross your mind?
Does Fort Worth ever, does Fort Worth ever,
Does Fort Worth ever cross your mind?
by MGoEcon on Feb 15, 2012 9:58 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
I guess it wasn't hard for the drug test doctors to decide
to check yes or no.
Jumping on board with this. I'm at 193. This goes away when I'm at 148. Remind me.
by alexanderkotov on Feb 15, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions
Fortunately for the kingpin,
if he hurries he can still make the border.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Feb 15, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions
Last night I dreamed I stood outside the Big 12's gates
When suddenly they realized there must be some mistake.
If they knew half the things we’d done they’d never let us in;
Realigned without end, amen.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 15, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Mother of God
Final score in a basketball game: UAB 47, SMU 28. Twenty-fucking-eight.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
says the man in the conference with Wisconsin and Penn State
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Even they at least got to the 30s in that abomination of a game.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
SMU would've been better off playing the 5 dead hookers tonight
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 15, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
MOODY MAGIC!
Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
by Cocky Bovine on Feb 15, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions
Remember the 3-2 Woody McCorvey/Tony Franklin epic?
We have the hooptyball equivalent right hyah on this very night:
UAB 47 SMU 28
I can see the fire glowing from Haiti.
Last year's Penn State-Wisconsin begs to differ.
by Mango Stasi on Feb 15, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
Lower total score, but higher score for the losing team.
28 in a conference game … I mean, fuck.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Most of them, anyway.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Except Nebraska.
It’s hard to score 28 in a half when you don’t play squeekyhoop
by Mango Stasi on Feb 15, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions
I'm ok with this.
/continues stabbling Doc Sadler voodoo doll with pins
Joining the club. I'm at 240. This goes away when I'm at 200. This will never go away.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 16, 2012 7:07 AM EST up reply actions
Gus Johnson should not be allowed to announce anything but playoff hooptyfoul.
Don’t pretend to care about a The Purdue 3pt attempt with 10min left in February.
Okay, after having pondered this fiasco for a day
I guess the only thing I can really say is this:
West Virginia, you’re on the clock. You’ve got one hell of a hurdle to pass.
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west virginia moonshining ring
just a matter of time, toss some arson in there and we got a race.
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 15, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions
/Major Harris jumps hurdle
//collarbone shattered by Stonebreaker
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by saxattack29 on Feb 15, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions
BEING TOLD JON HEDER IS ON TCU CAMPUS RIGHT NOW
IM TRIPPING BALLS MAN
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
Some friends of mine just got pictures taken with him.
I wish I could have run him over.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
In which Missouri sets a bad example for her little brothers/sisters
Truman State may go to Great Lakes Valley Conference. Last I checked, Missouri is not a Great Lakes state.
Nor is it South nor East
Kids like me who used sports to learn geographic locations are so fucked now.
Five teams in the GLVC are already in Missouri.
Not to mention the three in Kentucky.
/sotiredofHAWHAWGEOGRAPHYnonsense
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But but...
At least my alma mater is in a logical conference.
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@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 16, 2012 7:08 AM EST up reply actions
Wait, did the Blazers really lose to the Wizards last night?
LULZ
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Well, they'd had a busy day in Fort Worth.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 15, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Time for some quality NBA talk
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 15, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions
hey, a friend of mine is playing
I feel obligated
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Who, Stephen Curry?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 15, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions
Once Kevin Durant gets healthy y'all will be fine
OH WAIT
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
It's best not to pay attention to the NBA, ever.
by Mango Stasi on Feb 15, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions
No
UConn remains the best professional basketball team in the United States.
by Mango Stasi on Feb 15, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You spelled Kentucky wrong
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
by Londonjoe on Feb 15, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/Mavs up 20 on Denver
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 15, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
/checks TV listings
Clash of the Dinosaurs on Netflix?
Clash of the Dinosaurs on Netflix.
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
Shift+A Evening all.
The more things you accomplish re: bar registration and getting the first job applications out, the more there is you need to accomplish.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 15, 2012 10:15 PM EST reply actions
Glad this hellish day is over
I have 36 years of Arsenal fandom for sale
- fairly cheap
- comes with season tickets
"Shabbat Shalom motherfuckers" Mordechai Jefferson Carver
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
LOL NO
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 15, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions
36 years? you should be used to sucking and pleasantly surprised you're not flirting with relegation.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
first 15 meh, then till 2004 was pretty decent
"Shabbat Shalom motherfuckers" Mordechai Jefferson Carver
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
Pek
(too lazy to get Cyrillic)
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by alexanderkotov on Feb 15, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions
/checks Champions League scores
Ouchtown, population you.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
against MILAN of all people
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
hey if we win the Carling cup we get a spot
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
It's k.
Other than 8gooner8, most people in America couldn’t find my team on a map.
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by alexanderkotov on Feb 15, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions
which team is that?
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Universitatea Cluj
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by alexanderkotov on Feb 15, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
Hey, I at least know the country!
And I can point it out on a map!
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 15, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
Well, I guess you had ought to be able to.
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by alexanderkotov on Feb 15, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions
/ball kicked out of bounds
//eaten by goat
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by saxattack29 on Feb 15, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions
ahhh, Romania. Steau is the only really famous team I know about
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
I mean, it's usually basically Steaua and Dinamo.
Though Otelul Galati won last year? I don’t know what the fuck happened there.
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by alexanderkotov on Feb 15, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions
Steau didn't get the ref payments in on time
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
I didn't know you were a fan of the Kolozsvár team.
They were decent at times when only the Bukarest teams were suppose to win
"Shabbat Shalom motherfuckers" Mordechai Jefferson Carver
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
Yeah, those were...just bad times in all matters.
You make me feel guilty for not speaking Hungarian.
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by alexanderkotov on Feb 15, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions
I mean, considering how huge the Hungarian population of Romania is
I feel bad not speaking it.
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by alexanderkotov on Feb 15, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
We talked about that tonight
in boring class that I could probably teach but instead get credit to take.
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by alexanderkotov on Feb 15, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions
Sorry, I just refuse to call anything that historically Hungarian, in any other way than Hungarian
/always be bitter
"Shabbat Shalom motherfuckers" Mordechai Jefferson Carver
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
Oh. See, I'm not Romanian, so I don't have any feelings on it.
/universitaet klausenberg
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by alexanderkotov on Feb 15, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
PAWWWLL GIVE US BACK THE ADRIATIC
/actually I think that was in the Austro-half
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 15, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, other than Trieste most of it was Austro- interest
"Shabbat Shalom motherfuckers" Mordechai Jefferson Carver
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
Mmmmm... cupcakes.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 15, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
/a great shaking and rumbling of bass
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
OH YEAH!
Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
by Cocky Bovine on Feb 15, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
Apparently, Sam didn't get the memo
Allegedly, Texas was forcing all the schools in the state to not schedule A&M.
Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
by Cocky Bovine on Feb 15, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
Texas didn't put SHSU on TLN last year
so they probably didn’t feel particularly inclined to toe the line.
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We were told "no high school football on LHN"
Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
by Cocky Bovine on Feb 15, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions
That would be a lot more amusing
if y’all weren’t showing UTSA games all year.
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I've got DirecTV
How would I know what LHN is or isn’t showing?
Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
by Cocky Bovine on Feb 15, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions
Ads on ESPN, of course.
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I don't pay attention to ads unless they involve murderous dogs' burying feline bodies
Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
by Cocky Bovine on Feb 15, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
Deloss is going to come down on them.
Something far worse than what happened to TCU is about to befall SHSU.
SHSU lost the I-AA championship.
A comedy of SNUD-level proportions is likely out of the realm of possibility, though.
by Narrow Right on Feb 15, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions
(Of course, now I'm visualizing the TAMU board of regents deciding
that it’s time for Kingsville, Commerce, Tarleton, and WTAMU to move up to D-I.)
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Tarleton?
Fort Worth could use a D-1 football team.
by Truffle Shuffle on Feb 15, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions
You've got SMU.
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Didn't think it was possible
but that Brisk commercial just made me hate Lucas even more.
Free at last!
win
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
YOu can also go fly a kite
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 15, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions
Scale of 1-10, how disgusting is eating raw grits?
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by alexanderkotov on Feb 15, 2012 10:26 PM EST reply actions
I've done it before
Not great, but a bit like eating raw potatoes
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 15, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions
I also love raw rice and pasta.
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by alexanderkotov on Feb 15, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions
I would actually be really good at being a bird.
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by alexanderkotov on Feb 15, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions
i imagine it would be easy to inhale grits in this manner
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Feb 15, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions
My gullet is happy.
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by alexanderkotov on Feb 15, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
1/3rd done with a paper that's not due till sunday.
wtf am I doing?
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 15, 2012 10:29 PM EST reply actions
This sounds like a good point.
Go with this one.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 15, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions
both of you are correct.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 15, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions
you too, sir, are correct.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 15, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
You mean its possible not to get started on it until the night before?
Tell me more
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 15, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
I've been offered a $10 ticket to go to the OSU-Illinois game next week.
should I accept?
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 15, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
I'd say you need to hold out for more money.
by Narrow Right on Feb 15, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
In Columbus, correct?
That game is going to be a slaughter. Paul is not going to go off for 43 again.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Remember when I said it would take a colossal collapse for Illinois to miss the tournament?
About that …
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
illinois and colossal collapses?
surely you jest
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 15, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
7 of 8 (with the one win, inexplicably, being MSU) is a hell of a collapse even by their standards.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
this is true
illinois collapses have been epic, the bears/hawks/illini have all gone into freefalls at various points
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 15, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
/bullls twitch nervously
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Feb 15, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions
/Steve Bartman accidentally knocks ball into own basket
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 15, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
remember me talking on here about my now ex who moved to austrailia....
well, one of my friends sent her a shirt and then said “can’t wait until i get my letter”
facebook tells me this. not mad per se but, what the hell man!
the hailll
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Going onto Facebook
That’s your mistake right there.
by Mango Stasi on Feb 15, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
that's . . . yeah I'm with you on this.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 15, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
my letter?
que?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Feb 15, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
guess she wrote him a letter.
I HAVE GOTTEN NO CORRESPONDENCE OF THIS TYPE
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Feb 15, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions
well fuck that guy
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Yeah, I don't think he'd be much of a friend no more.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 15, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
not knowing the details of why she is an ex
kinda shitty
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 15, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
actually...shitty regardless
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 15, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
This shouldn't bother me.
But, i figured she’d probably meet somebody else during her internship. Little did I know, he is stateside and i know him.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Feb 15, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
She took an internship in Australia, so we called it off.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Feb 15, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
really shitty, then.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 15, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
yeah, would be better if you hated her at least
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 15, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions
meh
that’s not something dudes do to each other regardless.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 15, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
good to know I guess
/romantically inept
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 15, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
that's one to never forget.
it’s okay. you’re learning. we have all been where you are.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 15, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
i mean, if my friend started talking to an ex of mine i'd be pretty pissed too.
let’s not be an asshole code
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 15, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions
forgive our gendered names
we still leave the seat up sometimes too—we’re trying though!
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 15, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
Always leave the seat up.
If they loved you they would do this for you.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC, in regards to one of my comments.
Emma Rocks!!!
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 16, 2012 6:24 AM EST up reply actions
STOP DOING THAT
/gets irrationally mad
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 15, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
This is the 2nd time this happened to me.
Date a girl and break up for no other reason but one party moved away. First time it was me moving down here to Louisiana.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Feb 15, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
got a new roommate (about whom I've posted on here before)
when he learned that I don’t dip, he was astounded. “But . . . you’re from Virginia. And you know a lot about guns.” His jaw dropped, and only partly from rot.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 15, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not as bad as some people. 2 cans a month if that.
when works busy, i’ll take a dip
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Feb 15, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
I don't dip
I was in the minority at my Jawja High School, and probably still am as far as the men in my family go.
by Dawg from Canton on Feb 15, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
Eh, could be worse
like my friend, who during her semester in france learned her boyfriend had dumped her and found a new gf via fbook pictures of bf and new girl making out.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Feb 15, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
Nope.
Fortunately, my calamities have never been of that magnitude. Just some swift kicks to the nuts here and there.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Feb 15, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions
Do you know how to post letters to... Facebook?
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 15, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Do you know how to upload videos to MySpace?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 15, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
Do you guys know how to post videos to... HarvardConnection?
by Mango Stasi on Feb 15, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
/Winkelvoss twins sue Knicks
//claim they invented Jeremy Lin
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 15, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Do you guys know how to transmit signals to Western Union?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 15, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions
Do you guys know how to send battle plans... by cigar case?
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 15, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Do you guys know how to send attack signals by smoke?
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by The Assman 1 on Feb 15, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
Do you guys know how to send warnings of an impending attack by marathon runner?
by Mango Stasi on Feb 15, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Do you guys know how to send large wooden horses to Troy?
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by The Assman 1 on Feb 15, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
Do you guys know...BAAAAAAANNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG
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by The Assman 1 on Feb 15, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
No.
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by saxattack29 on Feb 15, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
Do you guys know how to win battles outside of Virginia?
by Mango Stasi on Feb 15, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Battles? Yes.
Campaigns? No.
by Dawg from Canton on Feb 15, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Bammers and Mississippians RAEG
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by The Assman 1 on Feb 15, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
Behold!
Colonel General Reb Barksdale:
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by saxattack29 on Feb 15, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
so proud to rec this
I love your history knowledge.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 15, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions
Nothing quite like walking the ground of Pickett's Charge
Even in mid-November, it seemed idiotic.
Then when you consider in real life it was done by a bunch of half-starved, half-shod men carrying many pounds of gear after having walked there from Virginia, on a 90+ degree day, when the wells were running dry from 160,000 men drawing from them for three days, it’s nearly unfathomable.
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by saxattack29 on Feb 15, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
many of whom were barefoot--
the whole reason to go to Gettysburg in the first place. Ever been to the battle of the crater? That and Chancellorsville are two of the most interesting to me.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 15, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
Not the crater.
Just Fredricksburg, reaction: Burnside, were you out of your mind?!
and Gettysburg, reaction: Lee, you were at Fredricksburg. SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE HELL WAS WRONG WITH YOU THAT DAY?!?!?
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by saxattack29 on Feb 15, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
Question:
Do you think the Southern mindset of “Damnyankees dont know how to fight” actually played into these decisions, or is just a myth of romanticizing the era?
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I think it's absolutely the romanticizing the myth
had a long conversation about it with James McPherson about it when he visited campus a few years ago. It just made the loss psychologically easier to deal with.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 15, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
Maybe in the beginning
but almost certainly not by 1863. I think Gettysburg, Day 3, was the result of four factors. 1) Lee miscalculates on what the Union would do with its troops (spread out to the wings) 2) worry about morale loss in Confederate troops if they left the Union in control of the battlefield 3) forgetting how powerful rifled muskets and 2x canister are/were and 4) which overarches everything else, the suspicion that Lee may have recently suffered a stroke, and his judgement wasn’t quite 100% yet, leading to the first three.
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by saxattack29 on Feb 15, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
yep this is spot on
I didn’t know about the stroke, but he had definitely been ill just days before.
It probably did early in the war
But Union technology more than made up for any lack of training or experience by the later parts.
by Dawg from Canton on Feb 15, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
That and after 2 years of all out war
the bluebellies had learned something about fighting.
/Plays ‘Minstrel Boy’
//Receives absolution from Fr. Corby, C.S.C.
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by saxattack29 on Feb 15, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
Also true
But how many soldiers on both in the later parts were draftees who really didn’t really want to fight or weren’t hardened veterans? Those are the guys that technology really helped.
by Dawg from Canton on Feb 15, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
The tech helped, yes
but think of it this way: 1st Manassas in 1861, on the Union side, all the uniforms are mixed up, most everyone has only been in military serivce for three months or so, half the officers (and many colonels/generals) have no idea what the fuck is going on.
Gettysburg, 1863. The Irish Brigade, the Black Hats, Hancock’s Corps, Buford’s Cavalry, everyone on Little Round Top, have been through the mill several times and know what they’re doing. All the colonels and generals have experience thanks to the incompetent being fired and many superiors being dead. The only exception on this front is Gen. Sickles, who proceeded to fuckup in spectacular fashion and almost cost them the battle.
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by saxattack29 on Feb 15, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions
For someone who has very little background in Civil war history
Why would the Confederate soldier have any more fighting experience than northern soldiers? Is it just an issue superior training?
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That's what I always heard
Union divisions from the Midwest and frontier states usually got the same reputation as Confederate ones because of this.
by Dawg from Canton on Feb 15, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
so the eastern guys where city boys who won late due to battlefield experience
vast number advantages and superior technology? (trying to learn to pre-empt AP US)
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 15, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions
generally battle tactics won't be on the AP
although these sorts of details look nice in the essay section. good luck.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 15, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
breech loading rifles were a big deal
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Everything in every war, no matter how tactically brilliant your generals may be
Comes down to bodis and resources. The Russians had a lot of one of those and bled the Germans dry. Union had numbers, manufacturing and a Navy. It doesnt take much figuring to see how it ends.
Decisive action can neutralize those advantages.
Both the CSA and Germany were depending on quick strike victory.
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Schlieffen plan got somewhat fucked by conservative generals.
Didn’t like the idea of letting the enemy pierce the line, so they fortified it too much (for the plan), and the Germans defended it too well. Then all the stagnation.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 15, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
the public schooling system product googles this
sees it is from something called wwI, and would like to know what that is.
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 15, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions
ESPN
the worldwide leader (wwl) in sports
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by saxattack29 on Feb 15, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The Schlieffen plan was the pre-WW1 Imperial German plan for dealing with the problem of a two-front war.
Quickly defeat France via a slice through Belgium, shift east before the painfully slow Tsarist mobilization could take full effect.
cool, how big was the revolution in Russia at that time
and was it viewed as inevitable? (history geek with crappy history class) If I though russia was off my back things change dramatically with the ottomons
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 15, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions
Long story
The Germans though were scared that if Russia got its shit together, it’d be unstoppable
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 15, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions
The Prokhorov
will make glorious restoration to Russia and destroy Jyeremy Lyin with how you say, C-E-K spyeed
and it is true
all the people+inhospitable=don’t invade.
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 15, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions
Some of the German planners though felt that a war then with Russia while it was weak
Was better than when it was strong
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 15, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions
Remember, the Germans were the ones
who shipped Lenin back into the country.
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by saxattack29 on Feb 15, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions
They realized that was idiotic almost immediately
And basically spent the rest of the war in the East trying to keep down Communism
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 15, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions
Zimmerman Telegram....
Real German stupidity or British ploy to get Americans involved?
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by The Assman 1 on Feb 15, 2012 11:45 PM EST up reply actions
Real German stupidity.
They sent it in code across an American cable line using American operators.
by DavidInOpelika on Feb 16, 2012 10:03 AM EST up reply actions
Well
that’s partially cause they wanted him to destabilize the country. No one really thought he was going to be the the one to beat out the Tsar, Kerensky, and the Czar.
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by saxattack29 on Feb 15, 2012 11:46 PM EST up reply actions
Joe Schad reports they are the same guy
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by The Assman 1 on Feb 15, 2012 11:48 PM EST up reply actions
mwa ha ha ha!!!
I have him on some stamps. They are very nice. Very well made. Then suddenly the stamps look like they were made on cheap pulp paper and feature very grim looking people.
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by saxattack29 on Feb 15, 2012 11:48 PM EST up reply actions
It is funny to read about the lead-up to Brest-Litovsk
Lenin tries to play this “no war but no surrender” game, which only ends up with the Germans seizing huge amounts of territory without any resistance. Also, see below re: “Tsar and Czar”
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 15, 2012 11:48 PM EST up reply actions
In a train with no windows so he couldnt "contaminate" Germans
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by The Assman 1 on Feb 15, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions
the more you know
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 15, 2012 11:48 PM EST up reply actions
It was considered reasonably inevitable.
Enough so that game theory demanded that the Schlieffen Plan (in modified form) go into effect before anyone was sure that either or both countries would go to war with Germany. By nature, the plan required Germany to take the initiative, offsetting smaller armies with a much superior transportation infrastructure that could put the men where they were needed when they were needed.
Modifactions made
Because the older guard didn’t trust the strategy enough. Looking at the original plan compared with the changes made and what effects the changes caused is pretty fascinating in and of itself.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 15, 2012 11:48 PM EST up reply actions
Russia had to pull out of WWI because of it since shit got real in 1917.
Soon after, though, the US got involved in the Western Front to support France and Britain, and the Central Powers couldn’t keep up the attrition with the extra power/fresh soldiers the US was able to provide to the Allies. (really simple version, obviously).
If you can find it, The Great War by John Morrow, Jr. is an excellent intro to WWI that isn’t novelized like Tuchman’s Guns Of August
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 15, 2012 11:45 PM EST up reply actions
Also, Spanish Influenza is in your army
killing your troops
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by saxattack29 on Feb 15, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions
I thought that hit both sides pretty hard, though.
And wasn’t at its height until 1918 when things were winding down?
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 15, 2012 11:48 PM EST up reply actions
It hit both sides hard
but the effect is worse when your troops are trying to move and go places, and the other guys are trying to stay still. Also, when the other guys have more/better food.
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by saxattack29 on Feb 15, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions
I will say that may be true for high school,
But I had an amazing WWI/WWII teacher at UGA. Not excusing the phenomenon either, but WWI really directly affected America far less than it did Europe. Since most American schools’ history programs tend to focus on American history, overlooking WWI makes sense.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 15, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions
For example
the scene in Chariots of Fire with the dining hall wall.
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by saxattack29 on Feb 15, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions
that would be nice
I learn all the african/asian/middle east history now (which is fascinating). Middle school/elementary school consisted of LOL pilgrims, LOL civil rights, LOL (insert semi tropical country here), LOL Greece/Egypt. rinse repeat
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 15, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions
That's cool. Never had any of that until college. Just US and European history (the later of which involved other regions, but mostly in spidery ways)
by Mango Stasi on Feb 15, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions
we are learning imperealism now
social darwinism=all the spiders
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 15, 2012 11:49 PM EST up reply actions
/Picks up burden
//Dammit, Rudyard, this is heavy.
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by saxattack29 on Feb 15, 2012 11:51 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
/gags on sherry
//recs so hard
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 15, 2012 11:54 PM EST up reply actions
If you ever have the time
I strongly suggest Manchester’s books on Churchill. They are very long, very detailed, and very well written. They cover everything that happened to Churchill (and the United Kingdom) from about 1885-1940. Both are available at many North Shore libraries. And the second one contains the worst joke in the history of the world.
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by saxattack29 on Feb 15, 2012 11:45 PM EST up reply actions
I recommend Churchill's WWII memoirs
Six volumes: The Gathering Storm/Their Finest Hour/The Grand Alliance/The Hinge of Fate/Closing the Ring/Triumph and Tragedy
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by Burrito Electrico on Feb 15, 2012 11:59 PM EST up reply actions
They taught you guys about the hyper inflation post WWII in Greece in Middle School?
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 15, 2012 11:49 PM EST up reply actions
airforces have changed the meaning of decisive action
screw a quick march, I can bomb your country to smithereens in days.
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 15, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
Finland says hai.
(Yes, I know they eventually lost but yeah)…
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 15, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
simo hayha
out of nowhere
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 15, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions
Nicknamed White Death
or as my alma matter calls it: Tuesday after class.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
gotcha, although tactics can be the x factor
if the colonies hadn’t fought Guerilla style we all would almost certainly would have lost the war.
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 15, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
The United Kingdom had numbers, manufacturing, and a Navy, too.
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by saxattack29 on Feb 15, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
Force is difficult to apply over such distances.
Plus it had literally the entire rest of the world to worry about. And we got help from the French Navy when it counted.
true, but they did also outnumber us inside the colonies
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 15, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
Being perfectly honest, most of the Brits could've cared less about keeping the colonies
It was the Carribean Islands they were more concerned about for sugar
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by The Assman 1 on Feb 15, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
The original Triangle Offense
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by lhb98 on Feb 15, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
THE TRIANGLE TRADE IS REVISIONIST BULLSHIT
SO WRONG WRONG WRONGITY WRONG BAD MIDDLE SCHOOL HISTORY BAAAAAAAD.
Are you telling me that George Washington may not have actually cut down a Cherry tree?
DAMN YOU SIR!
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by The Assman 1 on Feb 15, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions
true, still was contested, particularly by loyalists
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 15, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions
See also Napoleon: everything up until Russia
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by saxattack29 on Feb 15, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions
The biggest exception being the more democratic governments
Where war weariness comes into play.
/Civilization teaches many things
by Dawg from Canton on Feb 15, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions
still is true
see, vietnam
and {REDACTED FOR SPIDERS}
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 15, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions
Gandhi is waiting at the border for the revolution
with a stack of 1000 warriors. And it is the modern era.
by Dawg from Canton on Feb 15, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions
Thus creating a problem for the Army of the Potomac
because most of their recruits/levies came from Yankee territory. Look at the regiment lists from Gettysburg, and you’ll find few regiments from Ohio and points West.
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by saxattack29 on Feb 15, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
The First Minnesota would like a word.
(yes, I noted the qualifier “few”)
by Narrow Right on Feb 15, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions
And just look at how important they were!
Also, how dead they were. And how dumbfoundingly brave/suicidal they were.
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by saxattack29 on Feb 15, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
onwards light brigade
really though the first minnesota deserve more talk today.
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 15, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
What you need to know about the Charge of the light Brigade
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 15, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
For those unfamiliar
1st Minny’s wiki page hyah
Also, for sheer brass ballsiness,
George Thomas traitor to Virginia.
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by saxattack29 on Feb 15, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions
I wish I could visit all of the Virginia battlefields
I’ve been to nearly all of the other major ones, though. My dad is a National Park Service employee, so these were my vacations.
by Dawg from Canton on Feb 15, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
I think a lot of Gettysburg and its outcome had to do with JEB Stuart
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 15, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
that's what I meant
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 15, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
I almost enjoy recruiting more than playing the game
although ALL THE 5* RECEIVERS and 4 verts every play makes it fun. also, white rb, black kicker, and a 6’8" DE, make it fun.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 15, 2012 10:47 PM EST reply actions
/gets LOL U LOSE game
//throws 6 picks
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by saxattack29 on Feb 15, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
throws over the middle
batted down.
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 15, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions
gets called on holding somehow
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 15, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions
had my very first ever PI call yesterday
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 15, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
those exist?
all I get is holding and the occasional offsides
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 15, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
haven't lost a single game in the "Things I Would Eat" Conference.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 15, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
audible, unexpected laughter.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 15, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
So we had a prayer vigil tonight.
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK, GUYS. WHY ARE YOU WASTING TIME PRAYING FOR THESE PEOPLE?
WHO ARE YOU EVEN PRAYING FOR? Jesus, what a fucking joke.
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by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 15, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
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The twitter
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the internet
meaning reddit and 4chan, are full of it.
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 15, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
I've seen reedit and 4chan and THERE ARE NO GIANT SNAKES.
At least not that kind.
by Mango Stasi on Feb 15, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
lurk more and you will find threads devoted to weird pics
the cracked forums are good too.
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 15, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
check out the URL
The twitter
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YOU.
I . . . I might apply to grad school at UVa.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 15, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
Get your powdered wig ready
good luck with the applications
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thanks.
two of my siblings went there. Currently have some good leads on jobs/internships in Baltimore and DC, so it’ll be for fall 2013, probably. There, Hopkins, Maryland, Yale, and Texas, atm. it’s been suggested many times notre dame, but I don’t know if I could live with myself.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 15, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
Goooood gooooooooooood
I didnt apply to ND or USC for the same reason. Well, ND mainly because, yunno, South Bend.
my cousin who went to michigan for undergrad and nd for law
she really enjoyed her time in south bend.
also enjoyed football there more than in ann arbor.
/cries a little
//except not really because i don’t really dislike notre dame that much
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by willbechampions on Feb 15, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
But we have
ooh look! A spider in a funny hat carrying a crook!
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by saxattack29 on Feb 15, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
Spider in a hat, you say?
TREMBLE BEFORE ARACHNIMORTIS J. FEATHERINGTONSON, PUNY HUMANS
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by Burrito Electrico on Feb 15, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
hello my baby
hello my honey…
"if they're still paying, you're still winning."
-my dad
by whiskey_soup on Feb 15, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
/Does the Michigan rag
//Does the Michigan rag
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by saxattack29 on Feb 16, 2012 12:44 AM EST up reply actions
Why'd it have to be snakes?
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
At least they arent on a Monday-to-Friday plane.
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 15, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
Don't tell me that's actually how they dubbed it.
That’s even worse than “This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!”
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Yep
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4t6zNZ-b0A
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 15, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
Title clicked.
Why did you have to resurrect that?
by Dawg from Canton on Feb 15, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
LULZ. Anyone in the TCU community that says they're surprised by this, this being the entire drug bust and not just the 4 football players, is a fucking liar.
by Truffle Shuffle on Feb 15, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
Yep.
The shock and disgust from the older generation is providing so many lulz.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Counting down until someone blames taking 'Christian' out of the name.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Feb 15, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions
I've always said the C at TCU was small (I'm atheist)
Didn’t realize that was actually referring to the amount of coke one had in their possession at any given moment.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
They were nigh invisible in the Cities when I live there
And that’s been a while now.
Joining the club. I'm at 240. This goes away when I'm at 200. This will never go away.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 16, 2012 7:22 AM EST up reply actions
WRONG
The answer is potato wedges
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 15, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
wrong again.
fried mac and cheese wedges.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 15, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
DAMN YOU
/he’s right, he’s just taunting me
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
have you even been around?
your response is almost pavlovian.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 15, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
Went to dinner with the 'rents in Beaufort, where they are vacationing.
Got back around 10
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Mathieu wants hash browns
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Feb 15, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
y'all see this from OTE?
I’m not sure what to make of it, but the color scheme tells me that it is insulting to michigan, and thus something I support.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 15, 2012 11:23 PM EST reply actions
How do I Communication?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 15, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
what is family resource management?
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 15, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
Whatever it is, Antonio Cromartie should have taken it.
by emc503 on Feb 15, 2012 11:25 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Criminally underrecommended.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Home Ec.
The Wiki (Varsity Pride) -- The Blog (Those Other Guys) -- The Twitter
Contributor at Bring on the Cats, SBNation's Kansas State blog
EDSBS Censor Librorum Promulgatio Media
Travis Henry would like to know
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 15, 2012 11:25 PM EST up reply actions
the reason that justin boren transfered to osu.
he needed to learn how to manage all those values.
though i would interpret it as selective breeding with an eye towards child labor. but there are reasons why i should never be allowed to have children.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 15, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions
Justin Boren's father would agree with your interpretation.
Mr. Plow needs more assistants.
by Mango Stasi on Feb 15, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
Notre Dame wishes it had our fullback eugenics program
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 15, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions
/transfers into family resource management
//lolz no.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 15, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
could lead to a short career on food network
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 15, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions
If they are touting Comm and "Family Resource Management"
As being more strenuous than general studies they are…not smart. The two are roughly equivalent. In that a non-sentient dust bunny could get a degree in either
Which side is supposed to be taunting to the other?
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 15, 2012 11:25 PM EST up reply actions
Not to be spidery, but why are all the pictures on the bottom of black guys?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 15, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
Because a large percentage of D1 football players are black guys.
by Mango Stasi on Feb 15, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions
I thought this chart was for percentages of the school as a whole?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 15, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
i do know about 98% of my econ discussion wanted to.
don’t think they all got that chance.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 15, 2012 11:46 PM EST up reply actions
OUR FOOTBALL MAJORS > YOUR FOOTBALL MAJORS
/Residential Property Management, stand up
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
Criminology:
Everyone steals, everyone murders.
Business: See above
by Mango Stasi on Feb 15, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions
Wasn't it "That School Up North"?
I hate it when good rivalries get related names tweaked.
by Narrow Right on Feb 15, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions
You're not as young as you used to be, give it a minute.
/posts Kate Upton dancing gif again
//irritates Chloe
Free at last!
Could Alabama claim "Communication major national champions"?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 15, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions
since when is calling into Finebaum a class?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 15, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I heard if you made it through a whole 3 hour show without yelling at your dial, you made an A.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
with as many 'A's as they stick into PAAAAAAWWWWWLLL, there are plenty of 'A's to go around
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 15, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
GRADE INFLATION PBBBBBBBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLL
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 15, 2012 11:51 PM EST up reply actions
It is required in Alabama
There will be quizzes on the content of each show.
by Dawg from Canton on Feb 15, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
my sister when she switched into communications: i seriously cannot talk about anyone else's academics anymore
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 15, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
i think she might've gotten mad at me though when i said "you don't have to study, you're a communications major!"
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 15, 2012 11:40 PM EST up reply actions
i'm just surprised you didn't say "you don't have to study, you went to michigan state!"
it worked so well for The Zuck
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 15, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions
I thought about posting this and hesitated
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 15, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions
"hesitated".... sure
you’re just embarrassed that B1G speed made the obvious joke faster than SEC speed.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 15, 2012 11:48 PM EST up reply actions
that is basically what i was referencing
i know msu’s academics makes her actually made though so i was a nice sister.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 15, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions
*when michigan fans make fun of MSU's academics
makes her mad
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 15, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions
I DON'T DO THIS BTW I'M NOT THAT BIG OF A DOUCHEBAG
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by willbechampions on Feb 15, 2012 11:48 PM EST up reply actions
GO GREEN GO WHITE
CANT READ CANT WRITE. It’s cool though. At least you’re not ASU.
/waits
//waits more
///Head ripped off by Erik T
my mom finds "smoke green, snort white" more amusing
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 15, 2012 11:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"drink purple, snort white"!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Feb 15, 2012 11:55 PM EST up reply actions
so long as the ocular hemorrhaging remains red.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 15, 2012 11:58 PM EST up reply actions
the better Dax: Jadsia or Ezri?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 16, 2012 12:06 AM EST up reply actions
I must confess, I was not a trekkie.
But going by purely visuals, I’d say Ezri?
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
OR: THE SUN DEVILS
GO TO HELL
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 15, 2012 11:57 PM EST up reply actions
//which one?
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 15, 2012 11:59 PM EST up reply actions
Is this supposed to cheer us up?
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
200 days is way too fucking long.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
/chuckles at "that big of a"
your douchbagginess is environmentally friendly and leaves a small carbon footprint.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 15, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I pay for puppies to offset my douchebag imprint
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 15, 2012 11:51 PM EST up reply actions
/something every college does
THE MICHIGAN DIFFERENCE
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 15, 2012 11:54 PM EST up reply actions
let's put all those oddball art school, music, and engineering students together
keep them away from the normals.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 15, 2012 11:59 PM EST up reply actions
our art and architecture are one building. very meh on the outside but kind of cool inside
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 16, 2012 12:01 AM EST up reply actions
What about theater students?
Do you just shoot them into the sun?
by Mango Stasi on Feb 16, 2012 12:01 AM EST up reply actions
Not sure if we had a drama department
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 16, 2012 12:01 AM EST up reply actions
Michigan, not Harvard.
Harvard produces mediocre comedians, not thespians.
by Mango Stasi on Feb 16, 2012 12:03 AM EST up reply actions
Our theater scene was always great
Just that it wasn’t for a degree
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 16, 2012 12:05 AM EST up reply actions
oh no they are with the weirdos too
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 16, 2012 12:02 AM EST up reply actions
art! art!
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 16, 2012 12:03 AM EST up reply actions
Some of the undergrad architecture stuff was on Central though.
Makeshift studios in the basement of the Modern Language Building and whatnot.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
also, as far as i know, there is still a bit of naval architecture stuff in the engineering arch (yay avatar!)
they have this really big tank of water to to simulate stuff in.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 16, 2012 12:06 AM EST up reply actions
It's a pretty building, at least from the outside.
Can you see that tank when you walk through the arch, or am I misremembering things?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
no it's in the basement from what i remember
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 16, 2012 12:08 AM EST up reply actions
The only class I had there was a 1-credit programming class through the school of information.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
simulate? or do actual testing....
when i went to engineering camp in hs we rode a boat in it.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 16, 2012 12:07 AM EST up reply actions
i don't know about college, but i learned to tie my shoes in my ohio pre-school
STUMBLING: THE MICHIGAN DIFFERENCE
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 16, 2012 12:00 AM EST up reply actions
Does Ohio State have an undergrad business school, or just a business major?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
So its safe to say that my plan to seize control of the midwest in time to fend off advancements from Canada are sure to succeed, no?
Punting is winning.
i have a sub-focus in canadian literature, so cincinnati, at least, is a lost cause to you
….. the joke response writes itself, doesn’t it?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 15, 2012 11:52 PM EST up reply actions
Yes it does
But there are actually a few different ways I couldve gone with the retort
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 15, 2012 11:53 PM EST up reply actions
Roommate:
“I’ll only help clean if you shotgun a beer with me.”
“HOLY SHIT OUR CARPET IS BLACK?! I thought it was gray!”
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 15, 2012 11:49 PM EST reply actions
Red Solo Cup by the Glee cast just came on my Pandora station
It is the perfect storm of suck.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
High school kids singing about drankin'?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 15, 2012 11:53 PM EST up reply actions
Fine Pepsi products my friend.
Really if any Dugout fans here (they are sort of back too, by the way), the mothership has this article that sums up Glee and my thoughts on it quite nicely.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 15, 2012 11:55 PM EST up reply actions
I figured that when Dmitri Young came up in the news, that was their signal to get back to Dugouting.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
There's only been two posted since the Halloween one when I panicked and thought they were done for good. Also, though it's rarely updated now, the original p-boi is very well-written humor.
But B said the Dugout absence was a product of doing the series for so long and just taking a break.
So if B or Jon Bois or Nick read this site, my panic wasn’t a complaint, and I didn’t mean to sound ungrateful when I flipped. I just liked the Dugout a ton and felt bad when I thought it was done.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 16, 2012 12:03 AM EST up reply actions
I used to watch it religiously as it quasi-accurately portrayed the HS sangin' experience
but I concur with pretty much everything in that article
Like I said, the whole site is a gold mine, even if it's not updated much anymore.
And if you’re a baseball fan at all, the Dugout is well worth reading through the archives.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 16, 2012 12:05 AM EST up reply actions
Wow.
That sounds … worse than I thought it would be. And I was pretty certain it would be fuckin’ bad.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Well, night everyone.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
We haven't arrived at the part where we get to dictator/Soviet historical figure innuendo yet though.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 16, 2012 12:07 AM EST up reply actions
Mr. Krushchev, will you please step down from the table?
We have a bowl of corn Chowder for you if you act nice.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 16, 2012 12:10 AM EST up reply actions
Corn chowder?
What is this heresy
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 16, 2012 12:11 AM EST up reply actions
GRAWNK TAHHMMY
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 16, 2012 12:14 AM EST up reply actions
Khrushchev had a thing for trying to introduce corn farming in the Soviet Union in areas where corn couldn't grow.
Also, the name Nikita is supposedly associated with dimwitted people in the area where Khrushchev was from now.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 16, 2012 12:13 AM EST up reply actions
Well, he was a peasant
Also, that sounds a lot like the Virgin Land Campaigns (goodbye Aral Sea)
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 16, 2012 12:14 AM EST up reply actions
Hey let's make the farms a collective guys
/Van Pelt thinks more that we are the same guy
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 16, 2012 12:17 AM EST up reply actions
That, I'm fairly sure, can truly be blamed on Iowa.
by Narrow Right on Feb 16, 2012 12:17 AM EST up reply actions
EVEN THE UKRANIANS HATE IOWA
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 16, 2012 12:28 AM EST up reply actions
I think we're at "Ann Arbor Nostalgia Hour" now, which seems to happen on a more and more regular basis lately.
Not that I’m complaining, of course….
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
not nostalgia for me yet
/in law library
//procrastinating studying
///please tell me to get off and stare at the ceiling when i’m bored
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 16, 2012 12:11 AM EST up reply actions
GODDAMNIT
get off edsbs.
i think it is time
how is it 12:12 already guh
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by willbechampions on Feb 16, 2012 12:12 AM EST up reply actions
Feeling confident about your exam?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
CONFLICTED
i’m taking it early (the rest of the class is taking it monday, but i’m going to be gone this entire weekend for a conference and the prof as nice). so we just had the review today and the prof is all like don’t worry about derivations, it’s just plug and chug (which is why i am redoing my notesheet because it was all fucking derivations before). but of course that ONE GUY has to ask all these questions int he review that make sense and i’m just like SHIT I DON’T KNOW ANYTHING AHHHH
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 16, 2012 12:15 AM EST up reply actions
Good luck!
Half the time, “that guy” is asking questions that aren’t actually relevant to anything anyway.
Where/what is the conference?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
that's what i'm banking on. the professor even said we seemed way to stress out compared to his other classes
his exam averages never go below 70 which is pretty decent
it’s in madison. regional conference for a student organization i’m in for engineering students of the female variety.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 16, 2012 12:19 AM EST up reply actions
Have fun! I've heard Madison is a cool place, but I haven't been since I was old enough to appreciate it.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
last time i went was in hs for an admissions visit, and did not prepare for early march.
/buys bucky headband, glove, sweatshirt while in madison
it looks like they are experiencing the warm winter we are having. i’m kind of bummed because we are allowed to go out after 11 and all of my friends are 21. i’m sure it’ll still be a good time, madison is pretty cool
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 16, 2012 12:26 AM EST up reply actions
It's Wisconsin.
It’s legal for minors to drink with their parents. Can any of them pose as your mother?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I think we've discussed this before
but as a WISE woman, I’m assuming you’ve spent some time in MoJo?
not WISE. applied freshman year but then actually withdrew the application because i wanted to open my horizons more
and i got markley.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 16, 2012 12:22 AM EST up reply actions
.... idon't even know what i mean by open my horizons
basically i wanted to experience diversity i guess.
also was kind of afraid of the social life spent in a hall with all girls in engineering, to be hoenst.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 16, 2012 12:23 AM EST up reply actions
and have your horizons opened?
/tried very hard to think of how to ask that without it sounding needlessly dirty.
//gave up.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 16, 2012 12:25 AM EST up reply actions
nothing i am saying is making sense anymore.
this is my que to finish my notesheet.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 16, 2012 12:26 AM EST up reply actions
yeah, i should get back to finishing 'hunger games'
/trying to find a way to work it into diss
//have not found it yet
///which is a good reason to keep reading, yeah?
trying to find something fun and old fashioned new critical, but the prose is really too workmanlike to lend itself to that. might have something with faux-cataclysmic spectacle, though.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 16, 2012 12:33 AM EST up reply actions
Back when they were in East Quad, WISE shared halls with the Michigan Research Community, which was coed and not subject-focused (although it was probably also mostly science students).
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
MRC is also in mojo.
still…not attractive to me. i clearly wanted the markley experience and having strippers on my hall when my 14 year old sister was visiting for fun.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 16, 2012 12:27 AM EST up reply actions
"A hall with all girls in engineering"?
Did it used to be a broom closet?
/ducks
by Narrow Right on Feb 16, 2012 12:40 AM EST up reply actions
Your soul will break when you realize that the law degree isn't the ticket to great jobs.
/Had long job search day today….
//also has a few things for class work to do
///desk has turned into sticky-note city a-la Wally due to application deadlines/numbers to call/work to do/bar application process/people to call about my Letters of rec
////collapses
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 16, 2012 12:16 AM EST up reply actions
You've successfully been jaded before even starting law school.
Impressive!
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
One benefit to having lawyers tell you any and everything that will go wrong and what sucks
At least I know what’s coming. And that i have to work my ass off. Next year is going to suck. Hopefully Booze and football get me through the fall.
I'm taking the LSAT in June.
Why can’t I hold all of these regrets?
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Signed up for the Kaplan course in April.
Got some good reviews from others who took it.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Did you already pay?
Testmasters is, by general opinion, the best one out there. I took it and jumped 15 points.
Yeah, already paid.
Just got my books/study guides today, actually.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Ah, well, figure out what your weak points are and focus on em.
And definitely check out the power score logic games book, it’s pretty helpful. My advice? Dont put too much pressure on yourself. I psyched myself out and should have cancelled my first score. I didnt, and got 5 points below my target. Studied and retook it, was much more relaxed, and got what I wanted. (Within a point at least)
Yeah, I'm in need of a stellar LSAT score to make up for undergrad tomfoolery.
I’m not psyched out just yet, but I’m sure come late May, I’ll be more stressed than Tanner Brock at 11 AM today.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
If you walk out of there feeling like you did worse, or unprepared or whatever
It’s worth it to cancel and just get on the merry-go-round again.
Right on. Thanks for the advice, and best of luck with your school selection.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I think I did the reverse of this with the GRE.
Took it once, wanted to do better so I took it again, but was worried about missing a math question so I canceled my score immediately and just used the first one.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Have you decided on a school?
(Slash have you heard back from the Block M? No need to answer if you’d prefer not to.)
Nowhere near a decision
My cycle looks like I’m headed to a waitlist at Mich which was..unexpected and disappointing, but I’ll deal. But, I still have Northwestern which is a really good option. Outside shot at Berkeley too.
Well, I'd be happy to find all the people in front of you on the wait list and tell them that Ann Arbor is a miserable place and that they should go anywhere else that they can.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Grazie.
I think I just got a bit too invested in it. But hey, stranger things have happened. And my best friend might be staying here in Chicago with me and going to Northwestern for med school, which would be really cool.
Northwestern is nothing to shake a stick at; not in the least bit.
And if you get Berkeley, you’re golden. Congrats man.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 16, 2012 12:30 AM EST up reply actions
Thanks;
I’m waiting on scholarships from a few places, and UCLA might match, which would also be a good option, since i want to practice out west. Lotsa time left, though, we’ll see.
Word of warning, it can be harder to keep a scholarship, even at a T2 school than the school's recruiters would have you believe.
I speak from experience. If you get into a T14 school like Berkley, your investment should pay off, but if your decision is between middle-tiered schools, go with what you can afford and something in the geographic area where you are interested in practicing. Within tiers, ranking doesn’t matter quite so much.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 16, 2012 12:41 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah, I've been looking at the terms
Most places I’m looking at you keep your scholarship as long as you’re not on academic probation. Which would cause me to be worried about more than just losing a scholarship.
Meh, it's just probation.
It’s not like it’s the academic slammer, or the academic electric chair.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 16, 2012 12:47 AM EST up reply actions
That sounds more reasonable.
Places that require a certain class ranking or GPA can make it harder to determine what you need to do to keep it, and they can be more difficult to keep than no probation.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 16, 2012 12:49 AM EST up reply actions
And you'd be right, for once!
My loyal heart avows no other.
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FALSE
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 16, 2012 9:04 AM EST up reply actions
Wow, those are some tremendous programs you've got.
I wish I had more caps to tip.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I went to law school for the purpose of taking a federal law enforcement or JAG job.
Problem is when the economy tanked, these jobs suddenly got flooded with applicants from better ranked schools who would have been going private sector otherwise.
Again, there are things out there, but it makes the search a full time job in and of itself even moreso than before.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 16, 2012 12:27 AM EST up reply actions
Further: The right connections and location can get you a job.
I still have a good in with some places back home, but I can’t actually interview with them until I’m there. Taking a shot at some military and federal gov. jobs that I can apply and interview for before I take the GA bar, but a lot of this is hurry up to wait it seems. But once I officially register for the GA bar, it may help put my main connection’s mind at rest that I’m not a flight risk to take a job in NY which is a concern of theirs.
And a lot of stress just making sure everything is straight for applying for the bar, MPRE, and finding a bar prep course from out of state too.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 16, 2012 12:23 AM EST up reply actions
i'm an undergrad engineering student
good luck with the job search though!
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by willbechampions on Feb 16, 2012 12:17 AM EST up reply actions
Whoops. I should have remembered that. Saw law library and forgot.
Thanks, though.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 16, 2012 12:23 AM EST up reply actions
I sometimes go on an Athens nostalgia (over Long Island) kick until I remember everyone I know there is gone and someone else is living in my apartment now.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 16, 2012 12:11 AM EST up reply actions
And most of the bars you love have now changed names.
and the ones that still have the same name no longer employ the bartender you got to know over four years who knew your order and over poured.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Feb 16, 2012 10:24 AM EST up reply actions
A Michigan Man/Woman has no need for things such as going to bed at a reasonable hour.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
/stares at empty can of monster extra strength
WHAT IS SLEEP WOOO
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by willbechampions on Feb 16, 2012 12:16 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You and I have very different pre-exam routines.
But hey, whatever works.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
i don't ever pull a full nighter for exams
but i’d rather stay up late and feel like i covered more than study all day the day of. i had 3.5 hours of sleep before my last composites exam and got a 93. i’m pretty functional on little sleep (with lots of caffeine)
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by willbechampions on Feb 16, 2012 12:22 AM EST up reply actions
I got two hours of sleep the night before the GRE and threw up three times before the exam..
Sometimes shit just works out.
Maybe it's something to do with the differences between economics exam questions and engineering exam questions, I don't know.
But I’d rather have the extra sleep and be able to think on my feet than spend more time learning details.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
no, i'm going to need to think on my feet. i'm being dumb right now.
good night, errybody!
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by willbechampions on Feb 16, 2012 12:32 AM EST up reply actions
Kick some ass.
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This was what I always did
If Im fresh, I can derive what I need from 1st principles.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
it comes in extra strength?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 16, 2012 12:22 AM EST up reply actions
Drivin n Cryin puts on a good show.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Evening, all.
Tired.
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But it's practically mid-afternoon!
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I did, and then ate.
But even after a shower, I’m soaking wet with sweat. It takes me forever to get my body temp down these days, and it just drags.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 16, 2012 12:47 AM EST up reply actions
Also, I hit 211.2 yesterday, but I decided I won't change my sig until I was in the 210-211 range.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 16, 2012 12:48 AM EST up reply actions
Awesome!
I’m starting to see movement in the right direction as well. Diet and exercise: who knew, right?
No kidding.
We’re halfway through our mostly vegan month, and I gotta admit, it’s not nearly as bad as I thought it would be. IE’s done a great job coming up with interesting yet still within the limits of the diet meals. Each day I’m adding a few more minutes (1-4) onto my run time, so hopefully in a few weeks I’ll be back up to 10k.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 16, 2012 12:51 AM EST up reply actions
I'm just eating smaller portions and running in the am
Gotta do 3 tomorrow; goal is to go 2-3-2-3-off-6-off this week. Eventually working up to like 10-12 on the weekends, and alternate between 3-5 on the weekdays.
Ooh.
I’d like to do a consistent 10k each weekend; that seems to be a good distance for me and I’m running a “real” one in April. I don’t know that I’d want to run that often, though; I’d rather lift during the week.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
(But it looks like a cool idea, and if it works for you, awesome.)
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Yeah, i just have a treadmill in my building, and I've got a half marathon in June
I was never a runner, and I’ve really gotten into the endurance sports stuff.
I wasn't either until last summer.
But since I’m not playing basketball a few times a week plus a few intramurals, the way I was in college, I needed something for aerobic exercise.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
When I'm regularly running, 10k is my daily run.
It’s been about a year since that was the case, though. Thanks, soft school life.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 16, 2012 1:04 AM EST up reply actions
10k daily is pretty impressive, especially if you can get up there within a few weeks
I’m working my way up to being able to pass the different branches’ pfts. I’m passing in upper body and running for all branches except the marines (3 miles is still a lot for me), but for whatever reason, my area I need the most work on is situps. Intention is by the time I graduate/hear back from the Air Force/Navy on my JAG status to be in the middle good passing range for everything.
Nice to see that you’re working your way back up in the running game. From me trying to get back into shape, I know it’s pretty hard to add the distance.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 16, 2012 1:18 AM EST up reply actions
I'm at about 6 k for my total right now, but not all of it (most of it) is running.
10k is nice because it’s right around an hour, so I like how nice and even it is. What I was doing, and what I want to get back to, is running the first 3.2km (so, 2 miles) at PT test pace—about 7:30 a mile for me—and then dialing it back a bit slower to finish out the remaining 6.8 km. I was going to train for the Honolulu Marathon this past year….and then I started classes…and….
What’s been nice is I’ve almost dropped 10 lbs, and I’m nowhere near running at the above clip yet. I’ve had problems in the past dropping below 205, but I think if I can ratchet up to that, and keep up some of my diet changes, I’ll go below 200. if I can get below 196, I won’t have to be taped for being overweight according to Army standards. That’d be the first time in….14 years, maybe.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 16, 2012 1:25 AM EST up reply actions
Best of luck.
My running times, though passing, are borderline because I’m still rebuilding my endurance. It also doesn’t help that I’m at the point where strength workouts still get me really sore, so I have to still take everything slowly. But, every time I get back into the gym or motivated to run, I see improvement in my times or performance. Once I hit some thresholds I have in my head, it’ll be a huge personal victory.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 16, 2012 1:30 AM EST up reply actions
It's all about setting an attainable goal, and then moving the bar a bit more when you reach it.
Right now, I’m just trying to get used to running again, so I’m at a really slow pace, and just tack on a few more minutes each time. When I’m back to a full 40 minutes, I’ll start increasing pace for a portion, and then will push more time, and so on and so forth until I’m back to where I was. Luckily I’ve got time. When I got back from Afghanistan, I was so fat I had to crash diet and work out like a fiend to get back in shape. Damn Italians and their on-base pizzerias…
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 16, 2012 1:33 AM EST up reply actions
For me, it's adding distance once I was able to run a mile without having to walk part of it.
I’m fast enough and tall (so big strides), but my speed was typically sprinting and zero endurance. Having the pft guidelines also helps set attainable goals and gives me a general idea how well I’m doing. And seeing improvement/passing something is always encouraging for someone still in the beginning phases of getting back into shape like I’m doing.
Also, like you mentioned above, even with all my stress as the law school endgame approaches, now that I’m exercising regularly, I feel a whole lot better on average.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 16, 2012 1:38 AM EST up reply actions
IE's goal is to pass the Army APFT for women, so yeah, I totally understand.
For me, it’s not a goal, but a requirement. I found training for a half-marathon a few years ago that I’m horrible at training for only 2 miles, but I really enjoy running longer distances, not balls to the wall. When I did that, however, it (obviously) made running the 2 miles much easier. Making my 2-mile run training a part of a longer run just works for me.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 16, 2012 1:52 AM EST up reply actions
I'm in the process of JAG applications for USAF and USN, so I want to get to the point that I'm not only barely passing, but doing well.
I figure being able to tell the interviewing SJAG that not only am I aware of the fitness requirements (met with a couple JAG guys at a career fair on Friday, and they have mentioned candidates are sometimes unaware that they are required to pass fitness tests) but passing them would only be bonus points/show forethought into my application. Plus, like I said, they’re a good metric for goal setting.
Interesting aside — The coffee shop I usually go to back home is 2.9 miles away from my house. It will be an easy way to gauge my 3 mile score and a good way to incorporate a double workout into my routine running there and back each day.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 16, 2012 2:00 AM EST up reply actions
I eat what I want (a lot)
and run a mile when I make myself (once every 2 weeks).
/metabolism, please don’t change
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
Does the time of day when you run affect weight loss?
I’ve heard earlier is better, but I wasn’t sure if that was just hearsay.
I dunno, I like running early. Perks me up for the day
And I feel really good during work, which helps. It’s also supposed to kick start your metabolism earlier and get your body burning calories earlier.
It's a matter of when you can, for me at least.
I already get up between 6 and 6:30 to get the kids off to school and then go to school myself. I can’t get up at 4:45 to run and shower before that. So, afternoon/evening/night it is for me.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 16, 2012 1:07 AM EST up reply actions
Yep, I get that.
I switched last year from evening to morning runs, entirely as a function of a change in my daily schedule. Life gonna life, yo.
I'll switch back to mornings by necessity when I go back to the real world.
Since we lay out 6-7 AM as PT time generally speaking. I would rather work out in the middle of the day, but alas.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 16, 2012 1:20 AM EST up reply actions
Well done.
It hasn’t even been very long since you’ve started – looks like you’re making nice progress.
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Thanks. Not sure if it's diet or exercise (both, duh)
but it just shows me how much empty weight I’ve had on me. I feel 100% better. It’s amazing the difference that 10 lbs makes.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 16, 2012 1:08 AM EST up reply actions
Well, it looks like you're well on your way to your goal of being 300% better.
Keep up the good work.
(And I’m crashing – good night, world.)
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Reasonable discussions and words of encouragement to other members of the Commentariat
Quick, make a Jeremy Lin pun to upend everything
So youve been having good, Lintelligent conversations?
Thats what youre telLin me?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 16, 2012 1:17 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I am glad we count on you VP
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 16, 2012 1:19 AM EST up reply actions
Thanks for the compLinment.
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 16, 2012 1:21 AM EST up reply actions
You have my Linterest.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 16, 2012 1:20 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It's a Linternational sensation
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 16, 2012 1:21 AM EST up reply actions
The way I feel right now
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 16, 2012 1:23 AM EST reply actions
Good news? Or just drunj?
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 16, 2012 1:28 AM EST up reply actions
lady friend gets into town in 24 hours!
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 16, 2012 1:29 AM EST up reply actions
haven't seen her since new year's
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 16, 2012 1:30 AM EST up reply actions
That is grounds for celebration. Awesome.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 16, 2012 1:30 AM EST up reply actions
Have you finished you paper?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 16, 2012 1:28 AM EST up reply actions
Ha! no.
Still at two pages. I’ve been playing xbox/cleaning all evening.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 16, 2012 1:30 AM EST up reply actions
What is it on/how long does it need to be?
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 16, 2012 1:30 AM EST up reply actions
it's not bad
5-7 pages on a topic of our choosing, as long as it at least semi-relates to the course (medieval religious literature in Britain). I’m writing about how William Caxton shaped the at-large English reading public beginning with Reynard the Fox.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 16, 2012 1:33 AM EST up reply actions
5-7 pages? Isn't that a normal Thursday?
I’ve got a 3-4 page reaction paper for my Japanese spiders class, due Friday. I’ll outline tomorrow, write tomorrow night/Friday morning.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 16, 2012 1:34 AM EST up reply actions
5-7 is a piece of cake
I remember once writing a 18 page paper in a bullshit philosophy class I had to take for no apparent reason.
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by The Assman 1 on Feb 16, 2012 1:37 AM EST up reply actions
yeah this paper is nothing.
and it’s not due till Sunday! I just want to knock it out of the way to free up my weekend. I asked her, what do you want to do this weekend? She responded, “it’s too bad it can’t be like last time, when we just ordered in, drank wine and watched football.”
/swoon
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 16, 2012 1:37 AM EST up reply actions
Well, you still can do 2 out of 3,
and 2 out of 3 ain’t bad
"Shabbat Shalom motherfuckers" Mordechai Jefferson Carver
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
We still have two out of three branches functioning
And that ain’t bad
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 16, 2012 1:44 AM EST up reply actions
All the games gone off the Trey?
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 16, 2012 1:52 AM EST up reply actions
I dunno. I was just going for the cheap Mars Attacks reference
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 16, 2012 2:01 AM EST up reply actions
5-7 pages?
Soooo 2 hours max if you are familiar with the topic?
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 16, 2012 1:38 AM EST up reply actions
Undergrad in my WWI/WWII class. 8-page essay on the differences between Robert Graves' and Ernst Junger's accounts of WWI due at 3:00 in class that day.
It’s 12:00 and I meet my friends for lunch as I’m starting the paper in the cafeteria. I turn in the paper on time and get a 91 on the paper. The guy’s not known as an easy grader.
If you know the topic, 5-7 pages is easily in the 2 hour range.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 16, 2012 1:42 AM EST up reply actions
I realized just how inconsequential anything under 10 pages was through two means:
First, I realized that some of the message board posts I make on the Japanese history site I moderate, if placed in Word at 12 pt font, double space, would easily be 3-4 pages. Second, having to cut a presentation down to a 10-page script that could be read in 20 minutes, and realizing that you simply can’t say a lot about an extensive topic in that short a space.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 16, 2012 1:47 AM EST up reply actions
my first page came from a string of text messages I sent while thinking out loud
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 16, 2012 1:49 AM EST up reply actions
I wrote a whole section of my thesis paper based off of a podcast I did for our history site.
I was just rambling, but the more I listened to it, the more I realized it was a crucial framework to my thinking.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 16, 2012 1:53 AM EST up reply actions
Yep. The hardest part about writing a paper is actually getting started with the physical writing act. After that, it all flows really well.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 16, 2012 1:50 AM EST up reply actions
For me, it's all about outlining.
If I can flesh out a basic outline, I can fill in the space as I write. But I have to have that solid 3 point foundation or I’m spinning my wheels.
I started at 221.6. I'm now 214.2. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 16, 2012 1:54 AM EST up reply actions
Clearly, you've never written a paper while high
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 16, 2012 1:55 AM EST up reply actions
That's a very safe assumption.
I started at 221.6. I'm now 214.2. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 16, 2012 1:55 AM EST up reply actions
I'm the opposite. I tend to just write everything in a single draft.
I edit as I go, but it’s how I have always worked. I wrote the final 26 page paper in a draft (over time, but no real outlining involved), got an A, and a request from the professor to enter into a writing competition as well as a rec letter from her.
Meanwhile, I’ve been in classes where the prewriting is more structured, and I’ve done a lot worse. Just my writing style I guess.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 16, 2012 2:06 AM EST up reply actions
research is out of the way--
now I just gotta crank it out, which will be easy, considering I have no class on Friday and so have all of Thursday afternoon to write it.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 16, 2012 1:42 AM EST up reply actions
I know this well.
I’m supposed to be writing a 15-minute presentation. Finished writing 2-minutes worth and called it quits for the night.
What if Jeremy Lin killed five Tim Tebow's in front of LeBron in the Fourth Quarter of the Finals?
Punting is winning.
...While Troy Aikman was calling the game...
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 16, 2012 1:26 AM EST up reply actions
Now how am I supposed to sleep tonight?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 16, 2012 1:33 AM EST up reply actions
Title clicked
Wait how do I get rid of titles?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 16, 2012 1:39 AM EST up reply actions
Flagging? Flogging? Either way
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 16, 2012 1:41 AM EST up reply actions
Craig James is intrigued, but thinks you spelled "hookers" wrong.
I started at 221.6. I'm now 214.2. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 16, 2012 1:26 AM EST up reply actions
ChristiaLin Ponder redux
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 16, 2012 1:25 AM EST up reply actions
Efficiency machine who completely stepped up his performance in the playoffs?
What a scrub!
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 16, 2012 8:45 AM EST up reply actions
Alright y'all, see you later. Enjoy.
I started at 221.6. I'm now 214.2. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast
g'night!
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 16, 2012 1:57 AM EST up reply actions
class in 7 hours
so I’m calling it a night. let’s hope I can fall asleep!
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 16, 2012 1:57 AM EST reply actions
Of all the gin joints in all the world, is there still anyone in this one?
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 16, 2012 2:00 AM EST reply actions
Finishing charts with one eye on this joint.
"Shabbat Shalom motherfuckers" Mordechai Jefferson Carver
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
/catches bottle
//has drink with Ilsa and Curley
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 16, 2012 2:04 AM EST up reply actions
I need a drink, this day've been too long
"Shabbat Shalom motherfuckers" Mordechai Jefferson Carver
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
/pours shot for 8gooner8
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 16, 2012 2:08 AM EST up reply actions
Thank you kindly good sir!
I will share some from the homeland
"Shabbat Shalom motherfuckers" Mordechai Jefferson Carver
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
Sort of. Doing work, but checking in here.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 16, 2012 2:07 AM EST up reply actions
holy shit there's a lot of people up at this hour
are all you east coasters at a slumber party tonight or something?
"if they're still paying, you're still winning."
-my dad
I tend to be around for the late shift most nights.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 16, 2012 2:11 AM EST up reply actions
I've been crashing Kerbalans into the Mun all evening
Poor bastards survived every crash to face a horrible death by asphyxiation… sometime. Their life spans are rather long, I think.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 16, 2012 2:12 AM EST up reply actions
And Jeb don't give a shit.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 16, 2012 2:14 AM EST up reply actions
Aaaand done. Only have patients till 1 pm tomorrow, and after that is a long weekend!
"Shabbat Shalom motherfuckers" Mordechai Jefferson Carver
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
Wait are you a doctor?
/bit out of the loop and still relatively new here.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 16, 2012 2:18 AM EST up reply actions
Yes, in the field of Sport Medicine
"Shabbat Shalom motherfuckers" Mordechai Jefferson Carver
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
Nice. Never knew we had medical guys on the EDSBS staff.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 16, 2012 2:26 AM EST up reply actions
Board Certified Scrotologist
is not just a name. He is a scrotologist.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 16, 2012 10:17 AM EST up reply actions
It is time for me to bail, though
I’ve still got a couple of things to look into.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 16, 2012 2:17 AM EST reply actions
I just realized
That it turned out a Dostoevsky short story collection I was looking for the last time I was home and thought I’d sold back to the bookstore when I took the class was in a drawer at school where I don’t usually keep books. But I was out of post-its and needed to get some more and found the book in my office supply drawer. It’s like Christmas.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 16, 2012 2:20 AM EST reply actions
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