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FULMER CUPDATE: TCU SPECIAL EDITION

BULLET BULLET BULLET SPECIAL FULMER CUP EDITION BEEPING NOISES

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This morning 17 TCU students were arrested in a drug sweep resulting from a six-month investigation by the TCU and Fort Worth Police Departments. Of those 17, four were football players: Tanner Brock, the leading tackler from the 2010 team, defensive lineman D.J. Yendrey, offensive lineman Ty Horn, and cornerback Devin Johnson. All four have been expelled and removed from the football team, but were all on the football team at the time of their arrest. These crimes are therefore all eligible for the Fulmer Cup. The awarding of points shall begin.

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The score above is provisional sum because so far we only have two of the affidavits filed in the case. Those two are Tanner Brock and D.J. Yendrey's, but they are more than enough by themselves to guarantee a substantial lead in the Fulmer Cup 2012. We'll update when we get the others, but do note one very ominous sentence in this case: "Fort Worth police said the investigation is ongoing and that more students could be arrested." This number will change, most likely in the upward direction. In the meantime we will tally conservatively using what we have.

Tanner Brock had three felony delivery charges of greater than one ounce and less than five pounds. (His picture in the affidavit is taken straight from the TCU football team's website, and this is not a good thing.) He made these himself to undercover officers on three separate occasions, something you can learn from reading through the accounts yourself.

The wonders of online documentation also mean you can read this fascinating interaction between Brock and an undercover agent after the topic of a TCU drug test came up in conversation.

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That's a higher ratio than the alleged two-thirds of the 2006 Florida national title game, the gold standard for pervasive marijuana use. Note that this could be other things besides marijuana, however, as the original story mentioned "marijuana, cocaine, acid, ecstacy and prescription drugs."

Yendrey's affidavit features five misdemeanor delivery charges and one felony delivery charge. It's nowhere near as interesting, though if you do the math you'll find that Yendrey's not exactly the best at converting his metrics to imperials in the weight game. THAT'LL GET YOU WAXED DAWG DON'T TRY THAT ROUND HERE. Also, $190 for a half is some "rich Dallas suburb markup," per an anonymous source in the EDSBS community. Expensive and poorly measured sounds just about right for a DFW deal of any sort.

The other two players involved, Horn and Johnson, do not have their charges posted publicly yet. Three of the four players are charged with selling hydroponic marijuana, though, so at least one of the others probably has similar charges. At the very least, we'll give a placeholder point to either to note that they're charged with something.

Brock's three felonies at three points each takes us to nine. Yendrey's five single misdemeanors gives us five, and the felony is another three. Eight total for him brings the tally up to seventeen. Add in one bonus point at least on principle and the two others placeholders, and we're looking at 20 points minimum for TCU in the Fulmer Cup.

While his is not Auburn 2011, there are some very loose ends and extenuating circumstances. The DA in this case did not elect to bring the hammer of the gods down on these players like the Lee County DA did in the Auburn home invasion case. Additionally, that dangling "more arrests" note means this could be far from done, especially if they're looking into other football players. (Never forget the dazzle of a high-profile case for those pressing the charges.)

The points process is still very much open. In the meantime, all hail Horypnotoad and your new Fulmer Cup leaders, The TCU Horned Frogs of the BCS Conference Big 12. All hail Horypnotoad.

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GO FROGS!

/holds up hand in weird shape supposedly like a horn frog

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Feb 15, 2012 2:08 PM EST reply actions  

Stupid Texas university hand symbols. Everybody has one so it's not special or anything.

/gator chomps
//snickers at chop
///UMAD.irvin.gif

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Feb 15, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Gator Chomp you say?

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 15, 2012 2:46 PM EST up reply actions   4 recs

HA. HA. HA.

I hate you so much right now.

/eaglegrease.jpeg

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Feb 15, 2012 2:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Psh, what kind of asshole does hand signs?

Nevermind, carry on

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Feb 15, 2012 2:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, that was my point.

It’s fine for at a sporting event, but 1) Do it right, and 2) Keep it away from general life stuff….your wedding, really? That’s just dumb.

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by MikeLew on Feb 15, 2012 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

O-V-0-O????

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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 15, 2012 3:06 PM EST up reply actions  

EVOO?

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Feb 15, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Giada > Ray IMO

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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 15, 2012 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH yeah

Every Day Italian was ALWAYS on during lunch at my fraternity house, the strangest combination ever of learning how to make delicious Italian food while also making inappropriate comments to the TV

all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness

by Tike the Miger on Feb 15, 2012 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

romantically rec'd

all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness

by Tike the Miger on Feb 15, 2012 3:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I just don't understand.

He has a wonderbra and isn’t really a chef. ZOMG EVERYBODY DROOL.

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Go Dawgs!

by vineyarddawg on Feb 15, 2012 3:34 PM EST up reply actions  

You know there's porn on the internet, right?

You need to get porn from the cooking channels.

/give me my Alton Brown, dammit

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by vineyarddawg on Feb 15, 2012 3:37 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

oh, we know

and vineyard, i usually agree with you about 90+% but not on this one.

would would would would would…

"if they're still paying, you're still winning."
-my dad

by whiskey_soup on Feb 15, 2012 6:14 PM EST up reply actions  

rec ALL the Giada pictures????.......

all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness

by Tike the Miger on Feb 15, 2012 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Rec one.

Then wait however much time you need, and rec the next.

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Feb 15, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

THREE!!! THREE REC'S !!!

AH HA HA HA!!!

all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness

by Tike the Miger on Feb 15, 2012 4:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Girl is pretty

Don’t really watch food network, but I go to the gym at the same time as Rick Bayless and I remember seeing one of his shows and thinking “this is weird that i’m here”.

He seems like decent guy based on our workout talks.

by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 15, 2012 5:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I should

but we basically ignore each other. He’s Mr. TV guy and i’m Mr. Awesome.

by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 15, 2012 5:14 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

not really a chef?

ok, deal breaker. no longer attractive

I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads

by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 15, 2012 4:01 PM EST up reply actions  

except....she is.

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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 15, 2012 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

She sure knows how to overpronounce Italian words and condescend to her audience like a mother.

Not saying I wouldn’t, but give me Mario for my Italian cooking shows dammit.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 15, 2012 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

the wife watches that abomination of a show The Chew

Batali (sp?) is such an arrogant ass. the show is insufferable enough but they include him, and its just stupid.

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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 15, 2012 4:33 PM EST up reply actions  

He did get worse after he got famous and Eatialy or whatever the tourist trap on 23rd is called.

But the first show he did was great for making things I’d eat and for giving you knowledge. Giada seems more I have boobs and am the Italian Cooking version of Dora the Explorer can you guys say SCHPAGHAYTTEE? CHOW!

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 15, 2012 4:36 PM EST up reply actions  

i dont watch her show for her food

or her words.

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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 15, 2012 4:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I know, but for that stuff there's plenty of other outlets.

I think I’m the resident Giada hater on the boards here, though. I just hate what Food Network has become for the most part.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 15, 2012 4:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Top Chef Allstar?

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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 15, 2012 4:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I watch John Besh or John Folse on whatever local tv channel they come on for the food.

I ignore Food Network because it’s pretty much fluff.

But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.

by Tuco on Feb 15, 2012 4:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I want to know what happened to Graham Kerr dammit.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 15, 2012 4:41 PM EST up reply actions  

John Besh

is hilarious without trying to be funny. he cracks me up.

I’ll grovel, as I do.

by dirt sandwich on Feb 15, 2012 4:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Giada hater?

/raises hand

I’ll take AB any day.

Yeah, probably.

by gth863x on Feb 15, 2012 4:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I can't speak for new Mario Batali, haven't seen it

But Molto Mario was a good show that mostly cooked recipes you’d actually want to eat and didn’t lie about ingredients and skip steps like many of the recipes on other shows. Plus, you learned more actual useful technique or ingredient knowledge from that show than any other save Alton Brown.

by Ardbeg on Feb 15, 2012 4:38 PM EST up reply actions  

knew of him prior to this, but ever watched.

now, the only time he perks up is when its his turn to spout off a bunch of italian words or to make mention of the fact that he’s italian. other than that, he is quite obviously disinterested in anything else that is going on on the show. he’s only actually there half the time, and if they do some sort of theme he never takes part in it. he mentions that he is italian at least twice each time he speaks.

I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 15, 2012 4:40 PM EST up reply actions  

This. Giada's 'education' is the equivilant of knowing how to order two things in a Mexican restaurant and claiming you can speak Spanish.

PREACH TO THE LOWEST COMMON DENOMINATOR FOOD NETWORK

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 15, 2012 4:40 PM EST up reply actions  

that said, I still don't buy my tomato paste in a tube

Is it possibly better and definitely more convenient? Yes. But it’s 5 times as expensive, so I can freeze or even throw away the extra in a can and come out better.

by Ardbeg on Feb 15, 2012 4:44 PM EST up reply actions  

/pushes up Cooking Channel glasses

Laura Calder > Ingrid Hoffman > Giada > Aida Mollenkamp > Rachael Ray

by Dr. Norris Camacho on Feb 15, 2012 3:12 PM EST up reply actions  

We're gonna need a bigger kitchen.

This was a great idea...I'm currently at 240 and will not stop until I'm at 200. Remind me of this.

by Go Big Rev on Feb 15, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions  

/researches

i still think Giada tops em all, although Laura is a close, close second.

I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 15, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Giada in Paradise?

Oh yes, indeed.

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Feb 15, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Her father is/was Dino DiLaurentis

Her mother had to be some Italian supermodel actress.

Passing? Who needs passing?

by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 15, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Much like Greek mythology

she is half human, half deity.

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Feb 15, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions  

This.

Her mom was an actress.

"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"

by DrBundy on Feb 15, 2012 5:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I like 'em thicker

So I’m going to have to go with Rachel Ray.

Of course, that accent of hers would make a ball gag mandatory.

They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!

by Profoundly Vague on Feb 15, 2012 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmm... ball gag...

… I had not considered this.

You have a point, sir.

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by vineyarddawg on Feb 15, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Interest, newsletter, etc

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 15, 2012 4:20 PM EST up reply actions  

YOU WIN. /BUNK'D

I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 15, 2012 4:22 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I could get lost in those breasts for days.

I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads

by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 15, 2012 4:23 PM EST up reply actions  

you probably really could

unfortunately there may be some other maze-like folds of skin that would be less charming to navigate.

I’d still be very enthusiastic to explore though.

"If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting."

by RedmondLonghorn on Feb 15, 2012 6:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Fearless Leader agrees with you.

Linky linky

And check out the tags at the end.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Feb 15, 2012 4:22 PM EST up reply actions  

can what?

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 15, 2012 4:24 PM EST up reply actions  

i lol'd

I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 15, 2012 4:24 PM EST up reply actions  

COOK

dammit

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Feb 15, 2012 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

It's ok, you were distracted.

I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.

The twitterz, not for the weak.

by Chloe Denmark on Feb 15, 2012 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh my

/takei’d

There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those that understand binary and those that don't.

by Old Coder on Feb 15, 2012 4:22 PM EST up reply actions  

That. Is. Awesome!

There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those that understand binary and those that don't.

by Old Coder on Feb 15, 2012 4:27 PM EST up reply actions  

wow; bunk

previously unaware of this. totally reminds me of my ex quite except she was, how you say, a lower case b-cup sat best. still, quite a beauty, though and thinner. eyes and smile are dead ringers.

me likey all typies.

"if they're still paying, you're still winning."
-my dad

by whiskey_soup on Feb 15, 2012 6:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Mmmm, plump little Italian girls....

Reminds me of high school in West Virginia.

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 16, 2012 9:22 AM EST up reply actions  

Oo, Hi!

It’s just a friendly greeting.

Witty phrase.

by The Ugas Departed on Feb 15, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions   4 recs

Flag team must be running a fartlek

/ running geek joke

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Feb 15, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY FOR A RUN!

/is 105 with 99% humidity at 6 AM

¡El Hipopótamo!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 15, 2012 3:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Dear Sweet Jesus.

That…thing…should be banned by international treaty.

¡El Hipopótamo!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 15, 2012 3:37 PM EST up reply actions  

The coach at one our our local HS is famous for his "four minute mile" workout in track.

You chop the mile up into any intervals you want and do a repeat workout where the top seniors are supposed to get their total elapsed running time under 4:00 and take no more than 30 minutes to complete it. He had a kid a few years ago who ran an 800, rested for 25 minutes and then ran another one. (Needless to say, the guy is now one hell of a collegiate runner.)

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Feb 15, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I was so stoked when I ran my first sub 2:00 half

There was no way in hell I was running a second one 25 minutes later, though. That’s a special kind of talent/work ethic right there.

"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."

by MacularDegenerate on Feb 15, 2012 3:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Both.

They’ve won four straight Maryland XC titles. Unfortunately for my kids, they run for the rival HS in the next neighborhood over — probably the second-best program in the state but can’t break through.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Feb 15, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

If they ever break through, it'll be the craziest day in those runners' lives

I experienced the opposite end of that in both track and XC, both during my senior year. We had won 12 straight track titles and 3 straight XC titles, only for our #1 runner to get hurt during the district meet. We weren’t terribly deep that year, and there was a pretty steep drop from #5 to #6, so we went limping in to the state meet and got beat by a pretty decent margin.

Didn’t matter to our rivals, though. They were incredibly excited to get over that hump.

"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."

by MacularDegenerate on Feb 15, 2012 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Sounds like a fairly standard sprint workout

namely, run 4 400s at ~60 sec pace.

I remember when I could do that easily…7 years, one broken foot, one bad knee and the social life of a Mizzou J-school student ago.

by Turd Ferguson on Feb 15, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I've run around the Indianapolis Motor Speedway

It’s the middle section of the Indianapolis Mini-Marathon.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Feb 15, 2012 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Free run days were the best

A group of us would play ultimate frisbee in a field far enough away from the school that we wouldnt be stumbled upon by more dedicated runners/coach.

by UGAVike on Feb 15, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Any workout done on a track was terrible

They were always done in sets. 3 sets of 4×400, 3 sets of 8×200, etc. Except whenever we finished that third set, he’d always say “Now you don’t have to do this next set, but you can if you want to”

Well shit, now we’re doing another mile’s worth of sprinting after this 400 meter jog. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."

by MacularDegenerate on Feb 15, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Known as "hooks and straights" in my neck of the woods.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Feb 15, 2012 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

The old track at Kenyon was only 397 meters,

because whoever laid it out screwed up the surveying…they couldn’t host meets there.

/English school’d

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Feb 15, 2012 4:07 PM EST up reply actions  

We called them "Indian runs"

but I gotcha!

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Feb 15, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

OOOOOOOOOO

now I get it too!

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Feb 15, 2012 3:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Glad I could help!

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Feb 15, 2012 3:29 PM EST up reply actions  

A couple of kids got it and laughed...

my room is in another building from most of the teachers, so nobody else has really commented on it

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Feb 15, 2012 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Huh. Our fartlek runs were always different than Indian runs

In fact our coach got so fed up watching Freshmen trip over one another during Indian runs that he eliminated them entirely

"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."

by MacularDegenerate on Feb 15, 2012 3:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Fartleks and Indian Runs were a bit different for us.

In Indians Runs, the guy in the back had to sprint up to the front every time. With Fartleks, anyone in the group could take off and the rest of us had to keep up.

They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!

by Profoundly Vague on Feb 15, 2012 3:32 PM EST up reply actions  

This, this right here is what happened.

During a fartlek there would always be THAT GUY who was feeling particularly spry and was never comfortable taking more than 30 seconds for recovery.

"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."

by MacularDegenerate on Feb 15, 2012 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Ahhh, we only did them for other sports, so there was more of an ethic of teamwork

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Feb 15, 2012 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Done plenty of Indian Runs like that.

They’re a serious bitch, that’s for sure.

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 15, 2012 4:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Ahhh, running fartleks....

That brings me back 12 years and about 100lbs…

They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!

by Profoundly Vague on Feb 15, 2012 3:30 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Alternative spelling

You keep your tradition, I'll have my electric neon Tron PCP uniforms, thank you very much.
SO NIKE ENTERTAINMENT

by jcolomy on Feb 16, 2012 12:56 AM EST up reply actions  

What language is that?

Algonquin?

"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"

by DrBundy on Feb 16, 2012 9:14 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

WAR DAMN SHOOT BLOOD

I saw a girl crying tonight. When I asked why she said: "Because everybody lost."
Black Shoe Diaries
@runthedive

by Peter Gray on Feb 15, 2012 2:10 PM EST reply actions  

i was significantly expecting more...

but there wasn’t the violent nature of the crime in this case that plagued the Auburn case last year, so…

by beckett929 on Feb 15, 2012 2:11 PM EST reply actions  

Potential headlines.

Big East should ‘Give up the Toad’
-By Rick Reilly

by chstrckwl on Feb 15, 2012 2:12 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

This assume's he's taken a break from writing Jeremy Lin puns.

I saw a girl crying tonight. When I asked why she said: "Because everybody lost."
Black Shoe Diaries
@runthedive

by Peter Gray on Feb 15, 2012 2:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ll tell you what’s REALLY Linsane…$200 for a half O of Fort Worth gutter weed

by chstrckwl on Feb 15, 2012 2:17 PM EST up reply actions  

or a high school kid

I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads

by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 15, 2012 2:25 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Or someone who is not, in fact,

Buying Mexican dirt weed.

Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....

by Burrito Electrico on Feb 15, 2012 2:26 PM EST up reply actions  

This.

My anti-drug is football, because sometimes it is a better hallucinogen than anything you can get at Burning Man. - Spencer Hall 9/28/11

by car.full.of.midgets on Feb 15, 2012 2:44 PM EST up reply actions  

that level of stupidity is epic

220 for 8 ounces, thats highway robbery and as a drug dealer you should be suspicious

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 15, 2012 2:55 PM EST up reply actions  

free block

EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 15, 2012 3:29 PM EST up reply actions  

wifi is everywhere

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 15, 2012 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

you're allowed personal laptop and/or cell phone use in school?

I’m starting to feel old for 25. Or maybe I was at a school worried about drug deals

by ItsComplicated on Feb 15, 2012 3:35 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Hell, when I was in school

possession of a cell phone or pager, unless you were a volunteer firefighter, was grounds for a 5-day suspension.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

seriously, my math teacher lets us use phones in lieu of calculators

now we aren’t supposed to text/call but thy gave up when iphones came out

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 15, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Phones instead of calculators in math class?

Here’s how quickly stuff changes these days: If you had a time-machine, you could go back about 10 years, post that comment on an Internet message board, and absolutely everyone would assume you were high.

This makes me feel like an utter geezer and I’m 30.

WHOA WHOA TECHNOLOGY SLOW DOWN I SAID SLOW DOWN CAN YOU NOT ^&*#%@# HEAR ME?!?!?!?!?

by HailVarsity on Feb 15, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

/Still owns slide rule....

//can still use about half of the scales
/// heavy sigh

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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 16, 2012 9:09 AM EST up reply actions  

If you got caught with your phone out when I was in HS the teacher took it up

and you couldn’t get back until after school

should be noted that I didn’t get one until I was 16. A solid 3-5 years after all my friends.

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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 15, 2012 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I didn't get mine until almost 19

and halfway through my first year at Auburn. This would be early 2001.

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 15, 2012 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Freshman year of college.

In a mall kiosk…

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.

by TexaninNYC on Feb 15, 2012 4:07 PM EST up reply actions  

"Dear Penthouse,

I never believed it would happen to me…."

Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....

by Burrito Electrico on Feb 15, 2012 4:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Ugh.

You’ve obviously never been to a mall in Lewisville.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.

by TexaninNYC on Feb 15, 2012 4:44 PM EST up reply actions  

"I waited till halfway through senior year" =

“Nobody wanted to buy me one”

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by jonfmorse on Feb 15, 2012 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I still do this.

But, then again, my school has an iPad for every student, so they have no need for having the phone out.

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Feb 15, 2012 4:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Jeeves needs to be changed to Woodhouse.

I know Jeeves is traditional, but once you said that I could just picture Woodhouse saying “yes, sir” in that sad, resigned voice.

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 15, 2012 4:20 PM EST up reply actions  

They really bitch when I kick the manservants out of the classroom

but seriously, we got a grant from Apple to help it out

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Feb 15, 2012 4:22 PM EST up reply actions  

just joking.

my HS sophomore parking lot looked like a BMW dealership on Jan 3rd every year.

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Feb 15, 2012 4:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, we've got plenty of that, too

My perfectly fine Honda looks completely out of place, since I don’t park in the “teacher’s lot”

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Feb 15, 2012 4:36 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, at my private school you could tell the teachers area from the students

mostly because of the abundance of older hondas and volvos to new SUVs and BMWs

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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 15, 2012 4:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I got my first cellphone when I was 23.

I iz old

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by Spartan D on Feb 15, 2012 4:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Man, I thought you were a playa.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 15, 2012 4:44 PM EST up reply actions  

It was an Audiovox. I am THE playa!

Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.

by Spartan D on Feb 15, 2012 4:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I got my first cellphone for my wife when we were 23.

I was going to have to put down a kilodollar for a deposit.

by Albino Tornado on Feb 15, 2012 4:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Erm, was 27

/though was almost to the ‘everyone but me has one’ stage at that point.

by drothgery on Feb 15, 2012 4:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I was 28 or 29.

the secret ingredient is ... love?!

by gtne91 on Feb 15, 2012 5:34 PM EST up reply actions  

When I was in school, if you had a cell phone...

…they would have called you a wizard and asked where your time machine was located.

by COBlue on Feb 15, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

If I'd had one in High School

They would have asked if that sack I was carrying around was a man purse.

They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!

by Profoundly Vague on Feb 15, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

obligatory

"If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting."

by RedmondLonghorn on Feb 15, 2012 4:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll be fine

Just as long as he isn’t on my damn lawn.

They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!

by Profoundly Vague on Feb 15, 2012 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I think that would be a great deal.

220 for 14 grams (a half ounce) of substandard herbs in this market is laughable.

It was thought that the "Hanger" beat all shots. Then, the "Balancer" was discovered.

by Wristy on Feb 15, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep. The CTE must be getting to Brock Escobar

Up my way in Ioway, undercovers back in my smoking days had a hilarious habit of wearing Warrant band tees.

So, in short, son, you are (allegedly) doing it wrong.

Das Stochern gewinnt.

by Blackheartnopants on Feb 15, 2012 2:33 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Clearly, TCU joined the wrong conference.

Unfortunately, (a) we’re keeping them and (b) we’re not taking the Aggies back.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 15, 2012 2:13 PM EST reply actions  

There is if you're the SEC and you jealously want to trade schools.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 15, 2012 2:14 PM EST up reply actions  

No thank you.

TCU is much scarier.

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"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.

by TexaninNYC on Feb 15, 2012 3:30 PM EST up reply actions  

By which you mean

“less likely to choke away the second half”?

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by jonfmorse on Feb 15, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Yes.

This is exactly what I mean.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.

by TexaninNYC on Feb 15, 2012 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

PAWWWLLLL BAMA'S SKEERED OF TEE CEE YOU

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by jonfmorse on Feb 15, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Could TCU win the SEC next year?

Probably not. Could they beat any given team in one game in the SEC next year? Absolutely.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.

by TexaninNYC on Feb 15, 2012 3:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Or Florida, or Tennessee, or Mississippi State, or Auburn, or...

well, shit, we’ve named half the conference, haven’t we?

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Feb 15, 2012 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

THEY DON'T COUNT, PAWWWWWWWWWWWWWL

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Feb 15, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Any. Given. Team.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.

by TexaninNYC on Feb 15, 2012 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

TCU against the Dark Lord Saban?

Pains me to say it, but Roll Tide.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Is there a weird TCU/Kentucky thing I don't know about?

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"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.

by TexaninNYC on Feb 15, 2012 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

No, that's UTEP (Texas Western.)

I just honestly do not believe TCU could beat Alabama.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

No, I'd probably be #teammeteor for that game

but I’d at least acknowledge the likely result.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 3:49 PM EST up reply actions  

In a weird twist

TCU is one of my favorite teams, and the only teams I would root for against them are Alabama and North Texas.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.

by TexaninNYC on Feb 15, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I think TCU would beat Bama 1 or 2 times out of 10.

Which is better odds than I give anybody in the SEC other than Arkansas, LSU, or UGA right now.

But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.

by Tuco on Feb 15, 2012 3:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed.

And I include A&M in that, which was my initial point.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.

by TexaninNYC on Feb 15, 2012 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Any one team can beat any other

Any given SEC Fall Saturday. It’s why college football is good

by ItsComplicated on Feb 15, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

The BCS was right!

It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.

by DONSLIQ on Feb 15, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

/kicks dirt

//blood shooting toad >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>reveille > uga
///Y U NO LIVE MASCOT TCU?

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Feb 15, 2012 2:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Not like it would even be too small to see in their tiny stadium.

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by allicolls on Feb 15, 2012 2:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey, now.

They JUST expanded it. It’s over 50K now.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 15, 2012 2:17 PM EST up reply actions  

At least the people sitting in the last row can actually see the game.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 15, 2012 2:26 PM EST up reply actions  

That's why you need GOZILLATRON

(brought to you by Taco Bell)

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Feb 15, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions  

BOOOONG

Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....

by Burrito Electrico on Feb 15, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions  

One of the grand old traditions in SEC football...

… is forcing opposing fans to watch the game from seats in the neighboring county. (Especially in Neyland.)

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Go Dawgs!

by vineyarddawg on Feb 15, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions  

neyland should provide harnesses and belayers

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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 15, 2012 2:32 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Yeah, one of the most difficult things I've had to do

Was ascend to the very top of Sanford Stadium for the ’10 GT-UGA game after drinking three 4-Lokos.

Yet another reason I love my odd-looking high school stadium.

They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!

by Profoundly Vague on Feb 15, 2012 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey, y'all started it.

Tech used to get a ton of lower level seats when I was in school. Then they booted all of us upstairs when they completed the end zone deck, and Georgia said… OK, we’ll see you that and raise you the moon deck.

Witty phrase.

by The Ugas Departed on Feb 15, 2012 2:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I remember the old high school bleachers at the North End Zone

I still can’t believe they expanded the stadium so much given the size of our fan-base. If I’d been in charge of the design, I would have stopped it after they put in the new fancy schmancy luxury boxes

They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!

by Profoundly Vague on Feb 15, 2012 3:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Sitting in the new north end zone upper deck out there is an improvement.

I remember watching the ‘99 game (SANKS’ KNEES WERE DOWN) from the far end of the bleachers so if I sat straight, I was looking at the side of the north end zone bleachers.

Something needed to be done.

Witty phrase.

by The Ugas Departed on Feb 15, 2012 3:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree that bowling in the lower level was a huge improvement

But that upper North end zone is still…take it away Jimmy….

Too Damn High.

They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!

by Profoundly Vague on Feb 15, 2012 3:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Love it.

Sat near the top there this year, and it wasn’t too bad, really. The view of downtown is pretty spectacular.

Witty phrase.

by The Ugas Departed on Feb 15, 2012 3:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought that was more George O'Leary's doing

Of course, given what happened with his hiring-firing at Notre Dame the man clearly liked to embellish.

They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!

by Profoundly Vague on Feb 15, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

O'Leary wanted the expansion

but Braine made it happen.

the secret ingredient is ... love?!

by gtne91 on Feb 15, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Auburn used to have 10K opposing fans in the Northwest corner

Saw what everybody else was doing and was like, bump that, upper deck for half of yall

by ItsComplicated on Feb 15, 2012 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

We used to give visitors the entire open end zone.

Then someone finally realized this was stupid and put a second student section down there.

Witty phrase.

by The Ugas Departed on Feb 15, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I had seats to the '01 AU/UGA game in the Georgia Student section.

Front row, upper deck. Pretty good seats. We moved over to the AU section because we decided it would be too easy for the UGA students to shove us over the rail and pretend we jumped.

But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.

by Tuco on Feb 15, 2012 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

there are still a ton of visitors seats in that corner

Most of the visitor students who get tickets (in my experience) sit there.
But if my friends are like me, a scumbag, they probably never sit in their seats

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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 15, 2012 3:42 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

there are still a ton of visitors seats in that corner

Most of the visitor students who get tickets (in my experience) sit there.
But if my friends are like me, a scumbag, they probably never sit in their seats

I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads

by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 15, 2012 3:43 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Our stadium is too large for our fanbase now

Ten years ago it wasn’t, but now pretty much the entire endzone is visitors, with both endzones for the SC game. Nebraska game (which happens before students even get to campus) might be even redder than when Bama visited in 01

by bruinM on Feb 15, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm sure if your team becomes successful again

The people will find their way to your stadium. You might even convert some former USC fans.

/ L.A. = bandwagon football fans

It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.

by DONSLIQ on Feb 15, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I mean, this is 100% true

Coliseum was empty during the 90s

by bruinM on Feb 15, 2012 3:49 PM EST up reply actions  

SOON.

Joining the club. I'm at 240. This goes away when I'm at 200. This will never go away.

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by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 15, 2012 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I'M IN THERE!!!!!

(In the South end zone.)

(Somewhere.)

(Actually, probably under the stands getting Valentino’s.)

by HailVarsity on Feb 15, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I believe this was the MSU game this year.

Either that or Chattanooga. Those were the only two that I sat in North.

And next time I’ll wave.

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by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 15, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I sat in the north end zone for the UW game...

…I remember right before kickoff looking down and seeing the sidelines, and the band, and the players lining up. I was seated up high viewing the stadium from an angle I’m not accustomed to, and I just got the chills.

I’ve been to bowl games, NFL games, Nebraska road games, and even a Super Bowl. The only game-day atmosphere I’ve seen that is comparable to Nebraska is at Lambeau Field. (I see you’re a Vikings fan. Sorry.)

If a day ever comes when I don’t want to go to a Nebraska home game, you can be sure that is the day I am dead.

by HailVarsity on Feb 15, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Our visitors seats in Neyland weren't in the next county.

We were, however, halfway to the Mun. Watching Sorority Susie in her short dress and high heeled boots navigate those steps was interesting entertainment. The wife and I were quite prepared from years of scaling the upper levels of the Superdome without climbing gear. I was not so prepared for the O2 dep, but it made the drankin more fun.

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by DrBundy on Feb 15, 2012 5:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Did that too,

before I had season tickets and I had to rely on freebies to get in the stadium. For a guy afraid of heights, I can say it was not my favorite experience. Plus, it made Jill Arrington that much more difficult to drool over.

"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"

by DrBundy on Feb 15, 2012 5:55 PM EST up reply actions  

For as ca$hmoney as your program is

Your jumbotrons are old school. It was funny to see that as our fans bitched incessantly about our A/V in the stadium, which, prior to this year’s upgrades, was at worst on par with y’alls. And y’all don’t seem to have a problem with yours.

Also, at least 2 out of every 3 clips shown on your jumbotron is about how great your fans are.

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Feb 15, 2012 5:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, there's the really big new one

in the North end zone that is at least 70% adverts, so real useable video area is about as big as the flatscreen we have back at the tailgate. Then there’s the monochrome CRT jumbotron that was installed when Sherman got to Baton Rouge and invented football over in the South end zone where I sit. Like literally. I’m 6 rows from it with the rest of the poor people.

"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"

by DrBundy on Feb 15, 2012 6:17 PM EST up reply actions  

My stadium?

Welp, you clearly have a University of Georgia education, compete with top marks in literacy. Congratulations.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 15, 2012 2:28 PM EST up reply actions  

At least we can read.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 15, 2012 2:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, to be fair, you did burn all their books.

They just weren’t smart enough to get more.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 15, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Checks US News and World Report college rankings...

… finds Georgia… gets tired of looking for Kansas State.

Witty phrase.

by The Ugas Departed on Feb 15, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions  

It's easier to look if you're not wanking.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 15, 2012 2:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Seriously?

This is how you’re going to approach comparing academics? Someone brings up a valid point against you and you tell them that they’re waking.

by Swarles_Barkley on Feb 15, 2012 2:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Take it from a GT fan

This is how these things always turn out, regardless of which side said it.

They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!

by Profoundly Vague on Feb 15, 2012 3:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes.

It is. In the grand scheme of things, the difference between UGA and KSU academically is about the same as the difference between Oklahoma State and Arkansas in football in 2011.

Never mind the fact that a bunch of UGAs wanking over US News rankings doesn’t change the fact that anyone with two brain cells can see I’m not a TCU guy even if they don’t know me, which is what started this.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 15, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

SHUT UP TCU GUY

I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 15, 2012 3:15 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

I had to click your profile to see which team is yours, soooo....

… guess I don’t have two brain cells.

But UGA is a superior academic institution to Kansas State. Wank, wank.

Witty phrase.

by The Ugas Departed on Feb 15, 2012 3:15 PM EST up reply actions  

You did? You had to click my profile to see that?

Everyone, please line up to point and laugh at the UGA.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 15, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions  

ITS NOT NICE TO LAUGH AT DEAD ANIMALS.

I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor

by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 15, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

How many independent study hours would UGA give you . . .

. . . for learning how to read signature blocks?

/ never mind me
// went to a MAC school

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Feb 15, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

I never did independent study at UGA, but I had friends that did.

They got away with murder. I can’t believe schools actually let people do independent study.

Witty phrase.

by The Ugas Departed on Feb 15, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Public school?

How crass. :-P

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by MikeLew on Feb 15, 2012 3:28 PM EST up reply actions  

FURK I'VE BEEN OUTED

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by jonfmorse on Feb 15, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Pittsburg

too many consonants.

Joining the club. I'm at 240. This goes away when I'm at 200. This will never go away.

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by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 15, 2012 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

less consonants than Lubbock

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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 15, 2012 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

but only in Kansas

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 15, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Kansas: We Don't Use Extraneous Pointless Letters.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 15, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

But the One True Pittsburgh™ does require the extra letter...

How else could you tell it was the One True Pittsburgh™?

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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 15, 2012 4:35 PM EST up reply actions  

There is no H in Lubbock.

And Texas Tech is now your mortal enemy.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 15, 2012 4:39 PM EST up reply actions  

*Texas Tec.

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"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.

by TexaninNYC on Feb 15, 2012 4:45 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Texas Tec-9?

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 15, 2012 4:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Nay, Jon F, a thousand times nay....

Pitt is, and always will be, the great enemy.
The story goes that WVU legendary radio/TV announcer, Jack Fleming, was told by his mother:
“Son, that’s Pitt. You hate Pitt today. You hate Pitt tomorrow. You hate Pitt until the day you die, then you hate Pitt for all eternity.”
Maybe in two or three generations, WVU fans can have that kind of hate for one of our new conference mates. But for me, that ain’t happening anytime in the foreseeable future.

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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 15, 2012 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

You guys just don't get it.

This is EDSBS, where Lubbock = Pittsburgh.

You’re just going to have to accept that you’re now stuck with EAT DRECK, TECH.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 15, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, I get the Lubbock = Pittsburgh meme....

But taht still doesn’t change the H8 Index

H8 4 Pitt >>>>>>>>> H8 4 TT

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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 16, 2012 9:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Phenix City

Too many vowels.

But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.

by Tuco on Feb 15, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Too many consonants?

Dim, unpossible.

Yeah, probably.

by gth863x on Feb 15, 2012 4:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Stop...wanking?

Are you next going to tell me to put on pants?

by ElRocco337 on Feb 15, 2012 3:11 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

UGA fans quoting USNWR in an argument

This feels so….so backwards…

They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!

by Profoundly Vague on Feb 15, 2012 3:34 PM EST up reply actions  

DAMMIT PEOPLE I MADE A SIMPLE MISTAKE.

And all this vitrol comes from this?

/Not at all surprised

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by vineyarddawg on Feb 15, 2012 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not hating....

I’m generally amused given the way Tech and UGA usually argue.

They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!

by Profoundly Vague on Feb 15, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I know...

… I really meant everybody else in the sub-thread. I was really only kind of meta-replying to you.

/that’s so meta
//or something

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by vineyarddawg on Feb 15, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey, you passed it off with another joke.

You did it right.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 15, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, I was speaking of "you" in the collective sense...

… not the personal sense.

Or something like that.

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by vineyarddawg on Feb 15, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

PUNCTUATION! Y'all...

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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 15, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I stand behind ya'll

Its a contraction of “ya all”, not “you all”. At least how I say it.

the secret ingredient is ... love?!

by gtne91 on Feb 15, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

i just make it easy.

and go with y’uns

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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 15, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

That was pronouced yinz in central PA. Took me a while to catch onto it.

But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.

by Tuco on Feb 15, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Appropriate uses of all y'all (which is NOT plural for y'all)

1) when emphasizing that you mean each and every one of y’all
2) when addressing one group made up of disparate groups and individuals (two parties waiting for tables at a restaurant)
3) when picking a fight with more than one person (I know all y’all bastards)

But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.

by Tuco on Feb 15, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I feel compelled to point out

that all three of those uses are, in fact, plural of y’all.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 15, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

y'all though is already plural

Al examples work without the “all” but are considered acceptable usage.

But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.

by Tuco on Feb 15, 2012 3:28 PM EST up reply actions  

NO SIR.

Y’all is NOT inherently plural. Y’all should know this.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 15, 2012 3:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Y'all is never singular except in movies about the South written by Yankees!

But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.

by Tuco on Feb 15, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions   4 recs

Being from a family of southern hillbillies

I can assure you that you are quite incorrect.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 15, 2012 3:32 PM EST up reply actions  

FTFY

I can assure you y’all that you y’all are quite incorrect

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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 15, 2012 3:34 PM EST up reply actions  

all'a'y'all're wrong.

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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by CoastalCowbell on Feb 15, 2012 3:36 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

Assanissunthere, realnissun

/Bill Dance’d

But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.

by Tuco on Feb 15, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions  

TOP. NOTCH.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 15, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions  

"Y'all" vs. "all y'all" is not singular vs. plural

They’re both plural. It’s proximate vs. obviative. /linguistics nerd

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by TexaninNYC on Feb 15, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

I don't know what in the hell that means and wikipedia is utterly unhelpful

But ‘round these parts the distinction is “you [group]” (y’all) versus “you [each and every one of you]” (all y’all).

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Feb 15, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

That's basically what it means.

Are you speaking to a direct group of people in front of you (proximate) , or to a group of people at large (obviative)?

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by TexaninNYC on Feb 15, 2012 3:50 PM EST up reply actions  

y'all=more than one person

All y’all= a whole bunch of people

I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads

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"every last one of y'all motherfuckers" =

Uncle Scooter found Paw Paw’s shine stash again.

"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"

by DrBundy on Feb 15, 2012 5:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Aw crackers

Just the gray pinecone with eyes? I was hoping for the real thing

by ItsComplicated on Feb 15, 2012 2:21 PM EST up reply actions  

GET BACK IN YOUR POKEBALL

And You Will Know Us By The Trail of DERP

by Big Head Zach on Feb 15, 2012 2:49 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Phlebotofrog tries "SUPERVISING PLAYERS IN OFF-SEASON"

It’s not very effective.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Feb 15, 2012 2:52 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

am I the only red neck who grew up catching horn toads?

ugly creatures but very entertaining. Well, I mean entertaining compared to my other options at the time

by Wes Tex on Feb 15, 2012 2:20 PM EST up reply actions  

crawdads for me

I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads

by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 15, 2012 2:21 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

You're not the only redneck

I remember as a kid visiting relatives in Abilene and my cousin and I would either catch horn toads or snakes.

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by 49er16 on Feb 15, 2012 2:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Abilene

my hometown and site of toad hunting. Rules re: snakes – if it rattle, run.

by Wes Tex on Feb 15, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Ah, but the Wf'nVU Med Center paid a bounty on rattlers....

As I recall it was $10 a head. Good money for an enterprising young man out in the woods on a Saturady morning. They milked them to make anti-venom.

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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 15, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions  

If it rattles, run only if you forgot your shovel

/I’ve killed many rattlesnakes as a kid
//They’re everywhere where I grew up.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
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by 49er16 on Feb 15, 2012 2:29 PM EST up reply actions  

We didn't have any horned toads where I grew up...

We had to settle for snakes and hellbenders.

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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 15, 2012 2:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Clicked.

/sobs in corner

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Feb 15, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

It's just a salamander....

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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 15, 2012 2:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Looks too much like snake.

I have a real thing about snakes. Not phobia-level, but damn close.

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Feb 15, 2012 2:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Brah, it's got legs...

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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 15, 2012 2:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I hate everyone in this subthread.

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by allicolls on Feb 15, 2012 2:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Peace offering?

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Feb 15, 2012 2:42 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

Butterscotch, is it?

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by allicolls on Feb 15, 2012 2:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Feb 15, 2012 2:44 PM EST up reply actions  

All the damn time.

Feed em some red ants and stick em in that old aquarium no one’s using. And I never had blood squirted at me once.

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by TexaninNYC on Feb 15, 2012 3:32 PM EST up reply actions  

TCU's mascots are immortal.

As anyone from West Texas knows. They are the anti-UGA.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.

by TexaninNYC on Feb 15, 2012 3:35 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

ALL HAIL WEST TEXAS

all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness

by Tike the Miger on Feb 15, 2012 3:56 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Great album.

"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"

by DrBundy on Feb 15, 2012 5:28 PM EST up reply actions  

What do you mean they're in the wrong conference?

Didn’t Oklahoma use the entire dorm for their drug operations back in the Switzer days?

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by 49er16 on Feb 15, 2012 2:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, but that was a different time.

A time when the SEC only had one football team. A time when OU/Nebraska was bigger than any dumb old SEC game.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 15, 2012 2:22 PM EST up reply actions  

NO!

I'm not really a CPA, I just play one on television.

by BamaTaxMan on Feb 15, 2012 2:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Fine, you keep A&M and Missouri FOREVER.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 15, 2012 2:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Welcome to a BCS conference!

I think this makes TCU the 2012 Big Whatever Number favorite.

Their basketball team even upset No. 11 UNLV last night, so there is potential they won some strippers in the deal

A futile crusade to prevent mass ignorance

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by BoilerTMill on Feb 15, 2012 2:14 PM EST reply actions  

Auburn and TCU are causing Fulmer points to increase faster than the rate of inflation

"You have to remember, basketball to the University of Miami is like football to the University of Kansas." - Kim English

by Gaknar on Feb 15, 2012 2:16 PM EST reply actions  

/buys Vanderbilt derivatives to short FC market

//Vanderbilt Football insider trading scandal
///ESS-EEE-SEE CHARGES PAWWWWWWL
////MGo goes broke

by MGoEcon on Feb 15, 2012 3:03 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Good hustle on the El Cid, TCU.

Molly, yayo, and scrips are so cliche but acid, very old school. Respect.

First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. - F. Scott Fitzgerald

by videoartistknoxharrington on Feb 15, 2012 2:17 PM EST reply actions  

Expensive and poorly measured...

Word is that they also allowed their women to process their drugs with their shirts on. Nino Brown says that’s some weak amateur shit right there!

Curse you, Perry the Platypus!

by skinnyphatman on Feb 15, 2012 2:17 PM EST reply actions  

¡ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD!

"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"

by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Feb 15, 2012 2:19 PM EST reply actions   4 recs

I really hope that's how they branded their product.

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by allicolls on Feb 15, 2012 2:20 PM EST up reply actions  

No.

If it were on CBS, it would be “Hypnosis: Amphibious”.

Only NBC (who brought us Manimal) has the vision and courage to bring us Hypnotoad.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 15, 2012 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

the new addition to Fox's Sunday evening Animation Domination

all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness

by Tike the Miger on Feb 15, 2012 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

recd

I’ll grovel, as I do.

by dirt sandwich on Feb 15, 2012 2:56 PM EST up reply actions  

/Shoots blood out of eyes

FUCK YEAH TCU

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by 49er16 on Feb 15, 2012 2:19 PM EST reply actions  

Been there, done that

made it to stage 8

I has signature?

by ZZR81024 on Feb 15, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

God I remember that.

That game was, like, eight bitches on a bitch boat.

by chstrckwl on Feb 15, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

the pause screen music is my ringtone.

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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 15, 2012 2:42 PM EST up reply actions  

We got as far as the level where you climb up a level

and try not to get electrocuted or hit by “well, that clearly is some sort of deadly gas”. Only to find some mini boss monster or something with a gun. “He has a weapon, Dave…lookout”.

Game is indeed a bitch.

by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 15, 2012 2:46 PM EST up reply actions  

You had to be pretty flawless

just to get to weapon man. Beat him a few times and saw the mess after and wrote the game off to being the devil.

by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 15, 2012 2:50 PM EST up reply actions  

No, flawless would be anyone who can beat stage 11

even with a game genie+emulator. Shit’s HAM

I has signature?

by ZZR81024 on Feb 15, 2012 2:52 PM EST up reply actions  

plz to share mp3?

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Feb 15, 2012 2:47 PM EST up reply actions  

email sent, let me know if it fails or succeeds

may not be able to do it straight from my phone

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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 15, 2012 2:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I always wondered, was this supposed to be a brain?

The folds on the background weirded me out as a kid more than that the weird thing that would come and steal your life

by ItsComplicated on Feb 15, 2012 2:58 PM EST up reply actions  

intestines.

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Feb 15, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm going to with hold all further statements

Because I fear my making fun of TCU, the karma will be repaid through a bust of a Mizzou football meth distribution ring. Although it’ll be at the end of Fulmer Cup season and just be garbage points. Typical Mizzou.

I'm not having a real good time.

My Twitter - Allegedly

by miz_zou on Feb 15, 2012 2:23 PM EST reply actions  

then maybe I'll consider you to be SEC

I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads

by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 15, 2012 2:24 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Worse.

Mizzou would get busted the week before the SEC Championship Game, after having come out on top of a 5-3 tie for first in the East.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 15, 2012 2:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, someone's gotta play the Mississippi schools, right?

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by jonfmorse on Feb 15, 2012 2:50 PM EST up reply actions  

It's only the Ell Roberson Special

if it turns out all your players were actually innocent, and only got arrested because someone lied about them.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 15, 2012 3:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Needz moar all caps

but pretty solid >>>PROBABLE CAUSE IZ HERE<<< nonetheless.

¡El Hipopótamo!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 15, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Pretty amazing that Cliff Harris could stay undercover for six months.

I saw a girl crying tonight. When I asked why she said: "Because everybody lost."
Black Shoe Diaries
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by Peter Gray on Feb 15, 2012 2:29 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

plea bargain

he still smokes it all

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 15, 2012 2:58 PM EST up reply actions  

The Hornyptotoad makes you behave like the town drunk in an early irish novel

Complete loss of bodily functions and coordination. The perfect drug for Las Vegas

I has signature?

by ZZR81024 on Feb 15, 2012 2:26 PM EST up reply actions  

/shoved by an angry rotarian

First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. - F. Scott Fitzgerald

by videoartistknoxharrington on Feb 15, 2012 2:29 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Fear and Loathing rec...

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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 15, 2012 2:28 PM EST up reply actions  

CONSARNIT UTSA

First UTEP and now TCU, and you ain’t even got the BALLS to commit a misdemeanor yet? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU

Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....

by Burrito Electrico on Feb 15, 2012 2:25 PM EST reply actions  

.

“Toad saw that he was trapped. They understood him, they saw through him, they had got ahead of him. His pleasant dream was shattered.”
- Kenneth Grahame, The Wind in the Willows, Ch. 12

by MGoEcon on Feb 15, 2012 2:30 PM EST reply actions  

BAAAAAAWWWWWW!

Lite Brite Frog!

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Feb 15, 2012 2:38 PM EST reply actions  

Coincidentally (or not), today is Stephen Garcia's 24th birthday.

That a major drug bust would go down involving football players on ANDIAMBRO’s birthday is a monumental event.

by USCndaATL on Feb 15, 2012 2:39 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

No idea what you are talking about, but...

I read that as Colorado needs more fries…

My first thought was “I’m confused, the pot bust was in Texas.”

Doh. Half-mind.

by COBlue on Feb 15, 2012 3:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Is it me or is the Fulmer Cup starting to seriously lack in parity?

Every year some specially selected team starts out fast at number one and is pretty much unmatchable…

Maybe take the top four on June 1st, wipe the slate clean and see how the summer goes..

Finally a college football playoff that everyone can get behind!

by Tim Riordan on Feb 15, 2012 2:49 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

WE DO NOT ALTER THE FULMER CUP.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 15, 2012 2:50 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Look I know tradition is important, really I get it

But this is a different era in college football than the 2004…

A playoff might really draw interest in a television contract from Court TV..

The only losers are those established powers that are running drug rings out of their locker rooms.

by Tim Riordan on Feb 15, 2012 2:52 PM EST up reply actions  

There is no Court TV, only TruTV.

And they already have March Madness.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 2:52 PM EST up reply actions  

We will need a commission to control all this

A Barely Criminal Subcommittee or BCS for short

The BCS will be responsible for picking the top two, or a +1 and pitting them against eachother.

by Tim Riordan on Feb 15, 2012 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

They just have to include genreally northern crimes

You know, drunken snowmobiling, tossing people into woodchippers, Nude Olympics in the dead of winter, etc.

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by BoilerTMill on Feb 15, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Last was done by an LSU man

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by gtne91 on Feb 15, 2012 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

He was an Ohioan, who just happened to do some LSU stuff.

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by MikeLew on Feb 15, 2012 4:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Dat's some serious shit dere

Distributin’ lutefisk violates federal law and international conventions against the proliferation of biologic weapons.

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by DevilGrad on Feb 15, 2012 3:34 PM EST up reply actions  

And we've established that

it’s possible to be prosecuted criminally for violating a federal treaty obligation.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Or

But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.

by Tuco on Feb 15, 2012 3:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, really.

This should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

¡El Hipopótamo!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 15, 2012 3:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Rev?

dat you?

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by CoastalCowbell on Feb 15, 2012 3:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Glad I wasn't the only one.

Joining the club. I'm at 240. This goes away when I'm at 200. This will never go away.

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by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 15, 2012 4:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Something I just discovered.

The Hammond is on the (soon to be dissolved) board of directors for the University of Kentucky Athletics Association.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 2:50 PM EST reply actions  

TCU = THC

FSU back-2-back state champs!! 52-14

by CashvilleNole on Feb 15, 2012 3:02 PM EST reply actions  

ThCU

all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness

by Tike the Miger on Feb 15, 2012 3:04 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

T(H)CU?

Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....

by Burrito Electrico on Feb 15, 2012 3:08 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

you beat me to it

I vote for T(H)CU as being standard nomenclature, but the other effort is good, too.

by in-dy on Feb 15, 2012 4:09 PM EST up reply actions  

#1 make it so!

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by CashvilleNole on Feb 15, 2012 4:31 PM EST up reply actions  

HE GOT BETTA!

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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 15, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions  

AutoREC for that movie...

They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!

by Profoundly Vague on Feb 15, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions  

"Fort Worth police said the investigation is ongoing"

So will the Fulmer Cup give further bonus points if the FWPD discover they were also selling Jenkem?

They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!

by Profoundly Vague on Feb 15, 2012 3:23 PM EST reply actions  

Or cat urine?

"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"

by DrewRusse on Feb 15, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

or smegma?

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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 15, 2012 3:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Proof positive we are a basketball school

Right now, on ESPNU (and, mercifully, ESPN3) is a basketball practice.

WE TALKIN’ ’BOUT PRACTICE. NOT A GAME, PRACTICE.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 3:25 PM EST reply actions  

There's only one thing left for her to do to become sainted.

Accuse Craig James of trying to murder her.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 15, 2012 3:30 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

That was cringe-worthy.

That whole interview was creepy from start to finish. Cowherd is slimy on a normal day. That was bad even for him, though. Good for Upton for hanging up. She probably had to take a shower afterwards.

Witty phrase.

by The Ugas Departed on Feb 15, 2012 3:37 PM EST up reply actions  

C'mon, women lie about their age all the time.

Right?

Hello?

/Cowherd slinks away to his TV show
//Some day, Beadle will slap the shit out of him

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I wish to see him and craig james fight to the death

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 15, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions  

only if it ends up like Glen Fogel

and Wally Beckett

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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 15, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Dear God, what is that thing?

There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those that understand binary and those that don't.

by Old Coder on Feb 15, 2012 4:03 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

It's possible, Pig

There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those that understand binary and those that don't.

by Old Coder on Feb 15, 2012 4:07 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

And the winner gets executed

Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....

by Burrito Electrico on Feb 15, 2012 4:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Someone on Twitter the other day:

“Man, I miss ESPN2 now that Jim Rome’s gone.” — No one, ever.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Have a take, don't suck.

/and always ignore it when Rome breaks both rules.

Witty phrase.

by The Ugas Departed on Feb 15, 2012 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Jim Rome's two greatest crimes:

1) Lecturing the audience for 10 minutes about how bad the previous caller (who only wasted 23 seconds of our time) was.

2) Bragging to the audience for 20 minutes about how great that last interview (which only lasted 4 minutes) was.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 15, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Knew I was going to hate him as soon as I figured out he called his fans "clones".

I tried to tough it out for a few years, though. Where I used to live, he was the only sports talk option in the afternoons when I was always driving somewhere for work. Thank COTG I have other options now, though.

Hey, funny, he’s making fun of Coach Kryzewski’s name again!

Witty phrase.

by The Ugas Departed on Feb 15, 2012 3:49 PM EST up reply actions  

(To be fair, we here can't ever bitch

about “[tired worn-out joke about X] again”.)

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by jonfmorse on Feb 15, 2012 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, that's certainly true.

The difference, though, is that most of the running jokes here are funny. Rome just comes across as a dick when he makes fun of people’s names.

Now, if Coach K’s name was like, “Coach KocknBalls”, then yes. Make fun.

Witty phrase.

by The Ugas Departed on Feb 15, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

/Delonte West joke about Krispy Kremes

//clip of Delonte West talking about Krispy Kremes

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Feb 15, 2012 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

3) Repeating the same thing over and over again but rephrasing it.

4) Rewording his “takes” so that they sound slightly different than they did when he said it just a second ago.
5) Arranging the same sentence in a different format over and over again for 10 minutes.
6) -signed repetitive egotistical asshat

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by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 15, 2012 5:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd take a billion Reillys over Cowherd

At least Reilly has occasionally shown skill and seems to be human. Has Cowherd done anything good ever besides make Skip Bayless look slightly less terrible?

by bruinM on Feb 15, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Wrong. Wrongwrongwrong.

Reilly is a Colorado alum, and is therefore is a douchenozzle.

by Albino Tornado on Feb 15, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

What?

Did your shift key freak out?

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I hate them.

I have never heard of them before seeing that, but I hate them.

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by Old South on Feb 15, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Their one big hit was with Ke$ha, so you should hate them.

(Thank COTG my kids have outgrown top 40 radio.)

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

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by DevilGrad on Feb 15, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions  

you have good taste

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 15, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Reilly was good once.

Now? He just opens an article online, throws in thirty cliches and clicks “submit” and then screws up another SportsCenter.

Witty phrase.

by The Ugas Departed on Feb 15, 2012 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

No. No never.

He’s Woody Paige with a bigger audience who prefers working in the Tom Rinaldi maudlin set.

by Albino Tornado on Feb 15, 2012 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Completely agreed

Reilly has talent, and occasionally shows glimmers of it when not just phoning it in. What’s really fucking scary about Cowherd is that I think he’s actually working at his maximum potential.

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by DevilGrad on Feb 15, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Are you Catholic, son?

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by jonfmorse on Feb 15, 2012 3:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Excuse me, but I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 15, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Ok, Wang, this place is restricted so don't tell 'em you're Jewish alright? Alright.

But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.

by Tuco on Feb 15, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions  

There is no gambling at Bushwood, sir... and I NEVER slice.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 15, 2012 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey, you scratched my anchor!

You can never pay back, but you can always pay forward. - W. W. Hayes

by Crabapple Buck on Feb 15, 2012 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't sell yourself short, judge. You're a tremendous slouch

Joining the club. I'm at 240. This goes away when I'm at 200. This will never go away.

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by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 15, 2012 4:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I MAKE A PERFECT GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH SIR

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"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.

by TexaninNYC on Feb 15, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

GUH.

I heard it on the radio today and got scared.

by broski on Feb 15, 2012 4:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I read this in Dean Wormers voice

because any talk of expulsion should require a voiceover from Faber.

You can never pay back, but you can always pay forward. - W. W. Hayes

by Crabapple Buck on Feb 15, 2012 3:39 PM EST reply actions  

THEY TOOK THE STASH!

THE WHOLE FUCKING STASH!

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Feb 15, 2012 3:50 PM EST up reply actions  

You mind if we dance with your dates?

But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.

by Tuco on Feb 15, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

A ZIT! GET IT?

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by jonfmorse on Feb 15, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll have 7 Carlings and a rock & rye

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by Crabapple Buck on Feb 15, 2012 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

what's the difference?

all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness

by Tike the Miger on Feb 15, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions  

So guys

Apparently I’m an asshole for criticizing Brock because I don’t know him (I have met him). This is from someone on Facebook.. He’s got two kids and and has to support them. Here’s the exchange.

u know any of those people personally pat? yeah didn’t think so so don’t act like u know why they did it.
are you supporting 2 kids while you’re in school and making car payments pat?
“get a real job” while playing football and going to school? is that gonna be ur response?
you read an email and a newspaper article guess that makes you an expert

My response: So the DEA, police, and media are all lying?

U don’t know him pat. U don’t know his past or future. Just his present. Which u got out a newspaper AND AN AFFIDAVIT OMG! … U don’t know shit is my point

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by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 15, 2012 3:51 PM EST reply actions  

YOU DON'T KNOW HIM SO SHUT UP

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 15, 2012 3:55 PM EST up reply actions  

IT'S SO U MORAN

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 15, 2012 4:00 PM EST up reply actions  

YOUR AND IDIOT

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by CoastalCowbell on Feb 15, 2012 4:01 PM EST up reply actions  

no one is forcing him to play football

If you have kids, your #1 priority should be taking care of them, if you can’t do that while playing football, then quit playing football. I know this is over simplified, but selling drugs is not a good sustainable business venture. The external environment is against you, there are low barriers to entry, high substitutability, it’s just not a good long term plan

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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 15, 2012 3:58 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

But if you don't play football

How can you get paid?

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by DONSLIQ on Feb 15, 2012 3:59 PM EST up reply actions  

This depends on the market

In some places barriers to entry are significant (i.e., the guy who’s already working the corner will cap your ass). I learned this lesson a long time ago when riding undercover in South Central LA and asking why the going rate for trafficking in food stamps didn’t get bid up above 50 cents on the dollar. (College-level micro meets real world, yo.)

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by DevilGrad on Feb 15, 2012 4:01 PM EST up reply actions  

We had a week long debate on the ethics of this in high school

its was very enlightening.

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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 15, 2012 4:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I greatly dislike Posner.

Economics should not be the driving force behind the law. I don’t care if it was efficient for you to breach the contract. We negotiated, you lost, and you should be held to that original deal. It undermines the value of a contract. IMHO.

by BrotherFlounder on Feb 15, 2012 4:15 PM EST up reply actions  

But you ignore

that sometimes it is better to ask “who is better suited to handle this fuck fest” when things go wrong. Posner would help the little guy.

by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 15, 2012 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Are you arguing that specific performance should be the remedy for a breach?

I’m not quite sure what you’re saying. But to be clear: Posner’s view is that, efficient or not, a breach is still a breach, and the breacher should still be coughing up damages. Simply allowing a party to walk away would be inefficient and he doesn’t encourage that. (This assumes that any damages awarded accurately reflect the harm caused; whether they do or not is an empirical question that is a different argument).

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by Old South on Feb 15, 2012 4:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I think Coase would disagree

/know slightly more about economics than I do the law
//hasnt ever stopped me

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by gtne91 on Feb 15, 2012 5:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Posner is all about some Coase

If we’re concerned with assets moving to those who value them the most (Coase), law should facilitate that transaction (Posner). The legal process by which that happens is contracts (more posin’).

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by Old South on Feb 15, 2012 5:56 PM EST up reply actions  

That isnt exactly Coase

Coase is about giving the property rights to the side which lessens transaction costs. Sort of.

Because, if transaction costs are zero, it doesnt matter who has the property rights initially!

Plus some stuff about bees.

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by gtne91 on Feb 15, 2012 5:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Actually, it is Coase

“Because, if transaction costs are zero, it doesnt matter who has the property rights initially!”

Exactly, but realize why that’s so. If you value a cow at $120, I value it at $100, and there’s no transaction costs, it doesn’t matter which of us has the cow initially, it’s gonna end up in your hands. If you start with it, good for you; if I start with it, we’ll strike a deal somewhere between $100 and $120. Either way, as you suggested, it ends up in your hands. That’s the Coase Thoerem. But the reason why the theorem is correct is that, in a perfect market, assets will move into the hands of those who value them the most; the Coase theorem is a simple consequence of that.

Posner’s extrapolation, and the whole field of law & econ, is that our laws should facilitate this movement, not hinder it. You can’t really give something to the side that lessens transaction costs—they arise, by definition, from a transaction. More precisely: the goal is to minimize transaction costs transactions do occur, maximizing the value of every transaction. The legal regime which does the best job of minimizing them is the one we should use.

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by Old South on Feb 15, 2012 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Im not sure about Posner

but the point of Coase is to define the property rights in advance so that transaction costs are minimized.

I think we may be saying the same thing, but I thought Posner had more to do with court actions than law. If not, nevermind on everything I said.

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by gtne91 on Feb 15, 2012 6:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Nah, you're right, we're on the same page from 2 different perspectives

And as you suspected, Posner isn’t limited to the courts. The law has a bunch of different means to effectuate its ends—regulation, litigation, licensing, no government action, etc., and all the subsidiaries of each (damages vs. injunctions, trademarks vs. patents vs. nothing, etc.). He goes at them all (or at least attempts to).

The structure of his textbook is very simple:

Chapter 1: The law & econ analysis (building off Coase, other basic economics, and Posner’s moral justifications for law & econ).
Chapter 2: Law & Econ analysis applied to property law
Chapter 3: Law & Econ analysis applied to contract law
Chapter 4: Law & Econ analysis applied to tort law
etc. until the book ends.

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by Old South on Feb 15, 2012 6:34 PM EST up reply actions  

You left out prostitution*.

* – As long as Craig James is verified to be somewhere other than the DFW area.

Editor, Dawg Sports.

Go Dawgs!

by vineyarddawg on Feb 15, 2012 4:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Interesting that your alleged reliance on an affidavit produces more RAEG than your reliance on a newspaper

Actually, not that interesting. “U DON’T KNOW [ME/HIM/HER/IT]” is one of those phrases monopolized by the stupids.

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by Old South on Feb 15, 2012 3:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Pigs lie, man!

Seriously, though, anyone without at least a healthy skepticism regarding law enforcement, their statement and methods is naive at best and willfully ignorant at worst.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 3:56 PM EST up reply actions  

He's actually a very honest man. Insane? yes. Stupid? as stupid as the day is long

but he’ll tell you what he thinks and what did.

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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 15, 2012 4:14 PM EST up reply actions  

there was that interview on espn.com

where he both bragged about poisoning the trees and denied doing it, and cried

all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness

by Tike the Miger on Feb 15, 2012 5:02 PM EST up reply actions  

In his top picture, he looks like Illinois Nazi #3 from the Blues Brothers.

But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.

by Tuco on Feb 15, 2012 4:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Harvey simply poison the weeds...Case closed,

And while the defendants were being processed, they would be teabagged in their sleep.

I am a parody of myself.

by mrpelicanpants on Feb 15, 2012 8:54 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Pigs lie, huh?

SAY IT TO MY FACE, PUSSY!

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by TexaninNYC on Feb 15, 2012 4:02 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

That there police department is chock full of Aggies, PAAAWWWLLLL!!!

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by car.full.of.midgets on Feb 15, 2012 3:59 PM EST up reply actions  

You say "conspiracy"

We say, “connecting the dots cause obviously Auburn is taking money from casinos.”

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.

by TexaninNYC on Feb 15, 2012 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Free Slot machine ATM cards, who doesn't have em?

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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 15, 2012 4:15 PM EST up reply actions  

You say "conspiracy"

We say, “connecting the dots cause obviously Auburn is taking money from casinos.”

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.

by TexaninNYC on Feb 15, 2012 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

YOU SAW IT?

THANK CHRIST.

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by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 15, 2012 3:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Today started out good

Howeva I may make the news by the end of the day, in a “multiple homicide” kind of way.

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by blanx73 on Feb 15, 2012 3:57 PM EST reply actions  

So it's Wednesday, is what you're saying.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.

by TexaninNYC on Feb 15, 2012 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

No, today's been special.

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by blanx73 on Feb 15, 2012 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

WHEN DOES THE BOOZE GO ON SALE.

TELL ME SOMETHING RELEVANT!

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by blanx73 on Feb 15, 2012 4:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Even better

It’s Cadbury Creme Egg season.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.

by TexaninNYC on Feb 15, 2012 4:00 PM EST up reply actions  

They've been in the stores since January, at least.

Which is awesome, but I do wish they would go back to the original size.

"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"

by DrewRusse on Feb 15, 2012 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

They're occasional places till V-Day, but then they're everywhere.

As to the second point, there was some guest on Conan who bought an old one on E-Bay to compare it side-by-side with a new one to prove Cadbury was covering up the great Creme Egg scandal.

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"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.

by TexaninNYC on Feb 15, 2012 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

B.J. Novak, iirc

"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"

by DrewRusse on Feb 15, 2012 4:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I was thinking Zac Braff, but yours sounds equally plausible.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.

by TexaninNYC on Feb 15, 2012 4:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Cadbury creme egg brownies?

Here

There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those that understand binary and those that don't.

by Old Coder on Feb 15, 2012 4:15 PM EST up reply actions  

DO WANT.

"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"

by DrewRusse on Feb 15, 2012 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

SOON.

One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov

by blanx73 on Feb 15, 2012 4:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Hearing day at the ol' bankruptcy courthouse

Debtor of the day was a plaintiffs’ attorney with an outstanding IRS judgment of >$1 million dating back to returns he didn’t file in the late 1990’s.

Old South, New Twitter

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by Old South on Feb 15, 2012 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Whoops.

One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov

by blanx73 on Feb 15, 2012 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Take your pick here on EDSBS

One of them may do it pro bono if you promise not to eat them

It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.

by DONSLIQ on Feb 15, 2012 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

NO PROMISES.

One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov

by blanx73 on Feb 15, 2012 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm on the way.

/has been on murder cases before as wingman
//old boss has sterling record in beating murder charges
///saw it done a whole bunch of times

by ElRocco337 on Feb 15, 2012 4:05 PM EST up reply actions  

How're you on "mass murder"?

Asking for a friend.

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by blanx73 on Feb 15, 2012 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Will it be a problem if I sit at the defense table

wearing my special “Lecter suit and mask”?

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by blanx73 on Feb 15, 2012 4:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Good.

I’ll save my “Buffalo Bill” suit for closing.

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by blanx73 on Feb 15, 2012 4:22 PM EST up reply actions  

What the hell is happening, here?

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 15, 2012 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

There's a man with a gun over there, tellin me I've got to beware

Jumping on board with this. I'm at 193. This goes away when I'm at 148. Remind me.

Twitter

by alexanderkotov on Feb 15, 2012 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

What's that sound?

Jumping on board with this. I'm at 193. This goes away when I'm at 148. Remind me.

Twitter

by alexanderkotov on Feb 15, 2012 4:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Ah yes

The theme music to Orange Bowl

Old South, New Twitter

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by Old South on Feb 15, 2012 4:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Rec'd

For the fact that this song was going through my head as I typed that.

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 15, 2012 4:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Everyone's asking...

including myself. I’m going to hazard a guess that it’s something to do with air pressure it catching just the right circumstance to cause the door to push in on itself right where that guy is walking.

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 15, 2012 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

It looks like it changed its mind and started going in reverse

Damn anything that was going to stop it.

It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.

by DONSLIQ on Feb 15, 2012 4:05 PM EST up reply actions  

/Aliens.jpg

"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."

by MacularDegenerate on Feb 15, 2012 4:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Seymour fed it.

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 15, 2012 4:09 PM EST up reply actions   4 recs

The rarely used

Little Shop of Horrors rec.

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 15, 2012 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Suddenly Seymourrrrrrrr

is standing beside youuuuuuu

Jumping on board with this. I'm at 193. This goes away when I'm at 148. Remind me.

Twitter

by alexanderkotov on Feb 15, 2012 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

You'll be a dennntist..

you have a talen for causing pain;
son, be a dennnntist,
people will pay you to be inhumane!

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Feb 15, 2012 4:17 PM EST up reply actions  

What the shit?

How the fuck did that happen?

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Feb 15, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

The most horrible thing Bethesda did in Skyrim:

Allowed me the opportunity to harvest juniper berries.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 15, 2012 4:05 PM EST reply actions  

I have, this far, not found a gin recipe.

Also, a disturbing lack of stills with which one may interact.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 15, 2012 4:07 PM EST up reply actions  

/gets hammered at the local meadery

//does lines of moon sugar off housecarl’s butt

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by Old South on Feb 15, 2012 4:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I am totally going to have lesbian entertainment with Lydia, man.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 15, 2012 4:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Well the NPC I married never comes around

Always out cavortin’ and whorin’ around, no Lover’s Comfort bonus for me (but the money is good).

Tried to build a harem of female followers in my other house. Didn’t work. They all got bored and left.

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by Old South on Feb 15, 2012 4:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Save yourself for Mjoll

She doesn’t complain when you make her carry your crap

"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."

by MacularDegenerate on Feb 15, 2012 4:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm actually going to have to find a violently deadly caster to follow me around.

’cause, as usual, I have defaulted to hack-and-slash.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 15, 2012 4:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I've found that followers are pretty much useless in that game, particularly in dungeons

If you try to avoid a trap they will invariably charge right onto its trigger in the middle of a fight.

"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."

by MacularDegenerate on Feb 15, 2012 4:15 PM EST up reply actions  

"Wait here."

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by jonfmorse on Feb 15, 2012 4:29 PM EST up reply actions  

the dark elf from the winterhold college is good for that.

just wait until you’re leveled a bit before you get her to join.

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
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by CoastalCowbell on Feb 15, 2012 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Define "leveled a bit".

/currently running around tripping all the locations to lock in their level, because I’m an asshole that way

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by jonfmorse on Feb 15, 2012 4:40 PM EST up reply actions  

30+ should do it.

lower than that & the mages dont have enough life to last in a tough fight.

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
"Bicycle is new poverty mule. " - Spencer Prokhorov

by CoastalCowbell on Feb 15, 2012 5:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Give it a few weeks.

Someone will cook up a distillery mod with the Creation Kit.

"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"

by DrewRusse on Feb 15, 2012 4:13 PM EST up reply actions  

That would require playing on a PC.

I am no longer capable of such a feat.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 15, 2012 4:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Only way to play a TES game, imo

but I understand you have to work with the tools you’ve got.

"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"

by DrewRusse on Feb 15, 2012 4:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, my PC can handle it.

I can’t. I’m too used to consoles now.

Plus, I can’t kick back in the recliner to play a PC game.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 15, 2012 4:29 PM EST up reply actions  

You can with a sufficiently throaty laptop

I played the Mass Effect 3 Demo from my Laz-E-Boy only last evening.

by Albino Tornado on Feb 15, 2012 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I would sooner gouge my eyes out with thistles

than try and game on a laptop.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 15, 2012 4:33 PM EST up reply actions  

It's all about having the right laptop.

Studio XPS 16 with a cooler – I can do TF2 at 1080p @ 60 fps.

by Albino Tornado on Feb 15, 2012 4:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Could not care less about the processing power or the video.

15 years of having some sort of laptop, and I still cannot adapt to using one efficiently. It actually takes me — ME, physically — twice as long to do most things on a laptop.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 15, 2012 4:38 PM EST up reply actions  

/gives direwolf headcock

Lack of a set of number keys is that difficult? I guess I’ve bounced around enough keyboards at enough jerbs that I never get addicted to a single one.

I still miss the copy-paste keys on the vertical F-key row on old Sun Workstation keyboards.

by Albino Tornado on Feb 15, 2012 4:40 PM EST up reply actions  

It's more the flat layout

and never having figured out a way to set up a mouse comfortably anywhere I’d take my laptop to sit more comfortably.

Also, I am addicted to XBL achievements.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 15, 2012 4:43 PM EST up reply actions  

can't stand touchpads

and prefers a real keyboard and mouse. But that’s why personal laptop is a business-grade machine with a real docking station (and work machine should be, but employer is cheap).

by drothgery on Feb 15, 2012 4:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Mouse/trackball is non-negotiable.

Especially if gaming. Never have been able to understand how anyone can FPS with a gamepad.

by Albino Tornado on Feb 15, 2012 4:42 PM EST up reply actions  

badly

but don’t really do FPS games, and hate that good RPGs have been morphing into FPS games (Mass Effect 2 still sitting on shelf barely-played).

by drothgery on Feb 15, 2012 4:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Gah!

Dude. You got ta git that shit done. 5 of the 6 classes play radically differently.

by Albino Tornado on Feb 15, 2012 4:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I discovered Vanguard is amazing as all hell

Had done at least three playthroughs as a Soldier before I decided to switch things up, since I was tired of tanking thorugh everything with adrenaline rush.

Biotic charge is hilariously awesome.

"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."

by MacularDegenerate on Feb 15, 2012 5:46 PM EST up reply actions  

The all-biotic terror squad is fun too.

ALL THE WARP EXPLOSIONS. And having Tali and Legion with an Engineer and having 3 drones annoying the opponents on the battlefield is a hoot.

by Albino Tornado on Feb 15, 2012 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I should clarify:

Generally speaking, my laptop sits closed on my desk, attached to a 24" monitor right next to my desktop’s monitor. Its only real use AS a laptop is for travel.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 15, 2012 4:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Sometimes I want to game and watch TV out of the corner of my eye.

I’m completely selfish.

(I do also have the desktop with a 23" for when shit gets real.)

by Albino Tornado on Feb 15, 2012 4:37 PM EST up reply actions  

/shifty

That… is why I have a 32" flatscreen next to the big screen.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 15, 2012 4:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I have a spouse.

I understand my limitations in this area. It took nearly a decade to get a TV into the bedroom.

by Albino Tornado on Feb 15, 2012 4:40 PM EST up reply actions  

all I got to say is WOW
TCU has not released results of any drug tests, but Johnson told an undercover officer that 82 players failed, the documents say.

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Feb 15, 2012 4:08 PM EST reply actions  

In totally unrelated news:

TCU has announced they will field a team composed entirely of walk-ons for whatever game they play against a 1-AA team in 2012.

Editor, Dawg Sports.

Go Dawgs!

by vineyarddawg on Feb 15, 2012 4:10 PM EST up reply actions  

No.

They still got a Mumphus.

¡El Hipopótamo!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 15, 2012 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I know you're very excited

Now that the college counterpart of your favorite NBA team will be playing you every year

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by Old South on Feb 15, 2012 4:22 PM EST up reply actions  

82?!?!?!
@KEYESportsBob: Affadavit says Devin Johnson told an officer 82 TCU players failed a surprise drug test ordered by Gary Patterson.

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Feb 15, 2012 4:09 PM EST reply actions  

Gotta be in all sports.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.

by TexaninNYC on Feb 15, 2012 4:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Not unless he's the AD.

Add in the walk-ons, and it’s feasible to have a roster of 120+

by Albino Tornado on Feb 15, 2012 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

120+?

Giggitah.

¡El Hipopótamo!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 15, 2012 4:17 PM EST up reply actions   4 recs

Nebraska's roster is 147.

ALL THE WALKONS (and county scholarships, allegedly.)

by Albino Tornado on Feb 15, 2012 4:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Ahem.


They are not “walk-ons.” They are “primarily scholars of the highest repute and academic achievement who also participate in sportive competition as part of a well-rounded curriculum and also have we mentioned exams in November.”

You have much to learn.

¡El Hipopótamo!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 15, 2012 4:23 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Someone needs to 'shop the hair so it's a little more pointy....

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 16, 2012 9:11 AM EST up reply actions  

I didn't see the Gary Patterson part of the quote.

Way to ball, TCU. Way. To. Ball.

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"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.

by TexaninNYC on Feb 15, 2012 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

All I can think of is Scott Bakula in Necessary Roughness now.

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If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 15, 2012 4:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Serious question

Are the punishments for a failed drug test left up to the school, or is the NCAA notified/involved?

"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"

by DrewRusse on Feb 15, 2012 4:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Pretty sure it is up to the school.

For example- Urbz at Florida and his “15 strikes and you’re out for a quarter” policy.

by ElRocco337 on Feb 15, 2012 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

That's harsh.

#SOUR

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Feb 15, 2012 4:17 PM EST up reply actions  

They don't have to release the results, I believe.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 15, 2012 4:21 PM EST up reply actions  

/slow clap.

Spectacular work. Very glad I scrolled to the bottom of this thread.

by Wes Tex on Feb 16, 2012 12:00 AM EST up reply actions  

Hey, don't look now, but guess who won the Jeopardy College Tournament.

Be afraid, Sun Belt. We’re coming for you.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.

by TexaninNYC on Feb 15, 2012 4:17 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Would.

Love Asian chicks. And redheads. And short-haired blondes.

/Currently has a dark redhead, almost brunette.

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 15, 2012 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Now you've scared me.

Pretty sure it is, though. I certainly hope so, anyway.

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 15, 2012 4:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure it is too

But there’s enough ambiguity that I couldn’t resist the chance to poke you

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by Old South on Feb 15, 2012 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

PHRASING!

Especially in light of the conversation.

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 15, 2012 4:33 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Yes.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.

by TexaninNYC on Feb 15, 2012 4:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Long hair is obscured by hoodie.

Was watching the college tournament. There was a category on bowl games. Lulz.

by Broncanous Mendenhall on Feb 15, 2012 6:02 PM EST up reply actions  

really?

thats cool…

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Feb 15, 2012 4:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Random, right?

She was a TAMSter too.

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by TexaninNYC on Feb 15, 2012 4:22 PM EST up reply actions  

that really isn't a surprise...

those little bastards are a beating..

its a great feeling when you get to fail one of those little shits

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Feb 15, 2012 4:24 PM EST up reply actions  

It was my goal to get invited to their prom.

Never pulled it off though, sorry Chris Hansen.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.

by TexaninNYC on Feb 15, 2012 4:24 PM EST up reply actions  

that is just creepy man

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Feb 15, 2012 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Be honest...

You’re curious as to what their prom was like. It would be the weirdest thing ever.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.

by TexaninNYC on Feb 15, 2012 4:27 PM EST up reply actions  

probably fucking true

I know one of the TAMS advisers… I might just ask to get on the prom committee to find out…

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Feb 15, 2012 4:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I just looked up TAMS

and after finding out that they actually have a prom, I expect a full and detailed report of exactly what it was like.

by Turd Ferguson on Feb 15, 2012 4:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn!

Another one of us?!?!

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by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Feb 15, 2012 6:21 PM EST up reply actions  

My niece is there getting her Masters in Sports Psychology

A strawberry blonde though.

You can never pay back, but you can always pay forward. - W. W. Hayes

by Crabapple Buck on Feb 15, 2012 4:21 PM EST up reply actions  

The Lin's Are Coming! The Lin's Are Coming!

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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 15, 2012 4:23 PM EST up reply actions  

¡Go Mean Green!

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by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Feb 15, 2012 6:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Hearing this started because a recruit talked to Patterson about drug use among players.

And how he was looking elsewhere because of it. Hence the surprise drug test.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 15, 2012 4:22 PM EST reply actions  

drug tests... yeah

investigation… nah…

Been ongoing for a while it seems

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Feb 15, 2012 4:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, the drug tests, I mean.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 15, 2012 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

well clearly, he nipped that in the bud

since we all remember the TCU suspensions from last year.

by Ardbeg on Feb 15, 2012 4:26 PM EST up reply actions  

self-reply

I’d like to know the timing of that test vis a vis the Boise St. game

by Ardbeg on Feb 15, 2012 4:27 PM EST up reply actions  

That's what Galloway was saying

Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....

by Burrito Electrico on Feb 15, 2012 4:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I think Ft Worth has 740k people in thier city limits,,, not counting all the burbs..

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Feb 15, 2012 4:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, Fort Worth's pretty damn big.

But it does have a small town feel to it.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.

by TexaninNYC on Feb 15, 2012 4:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Isn't Fort Worth a suburb of Dallas?

Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.

by Spartan D on Feb 15, 2012 4:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Honest question, or trolling?

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.

by TexaninNYC on Feb 15, 2012 4:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Both?

Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.

by Spartan D on Feb 15, 2012 4:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Depends on whether you count DFW airport as a city

If so, Fort Worth is a suburb of a suburb of Dallas

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by Old South on Feb 15, 2012 4:50 PM EST up reply actions  

only on EDSBS

can a question receive this many replies that are not in fact answers to the question

all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness

by Tike the Miger on Feb 15, 2012 4:50 PM EST up reply actions  

DCA is tiny as compared to the traffic volume

And it may be even closer to downtown than Love.

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by DevilGrad on Feb 15, 2012 5:04 PM EST up reply actions  

LaGuardia too.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 15, 2012 5:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Two things that I always see in Love Field...

Inordinate amount if good looking women. High percentage of patrons have a drink in hand waiting for flight. I attribute this to being a Southwest hub.

by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Feb 15, 2012 5:08 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

The A terminal . . .

. . . is what Walt Disney thought the future would look like back in 1950. The good news for you is that after the DL-NW merger, they consolidated all their gates in the new terminal. The only time I’m ever in the A terminal now is to fly Air Canada.

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by DevilGrad on Feb 15, 2012 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

San Diego.

Busiest single-runway airport in the world

Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.

by Spartan D on Feb 15, 2012 5:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Thought that was Gatwick in London

Technically two runways, but it functions as a 1-runway airport because of the close clearance.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 15, 2012 5:09 PM EST up reply actions  

and the only major airport that you can't fly into on autopilot

/airport on the beach right next to downtown
//pretty much nowhere to expand airport short of going Japanese and putting a runway in the Pacific
///nowhere to build a new airport short of building it in the middle of the desert or hoping the Navy shuts down Miramar MCAS (aka Top Gun)

by drothgery on Feb 15, 2012 5:43 PM EST up reply actions  

They used to be two distinct cities

Then they grew together. It’s not really a suburb, though, in that most people who live in Ft. Worth don’t commute to Dallas to work or other “city” functions.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.

by TexaninNYC on Feb 15, 2012 4:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I think this would get you shot in Ft Worth

“They was a suburb of us till that TV show came along”—guess this is what people there think

by ItsComplicated on Feb 15, 2012 4:49 PM EST up reply actions  

As late as 1970

there was pretty much 30 miles of not, jack, and shit between Dallas and Fort Worth.

The honest way to put it is that Grand Prairie (a suburb of Dallas) is adjacent to Arlington (a suburb of Fort Worth) — and although Dallas technically borders Grand Prairie and Fort Worth technically borders Arlington, a direct path from downtown Dallas to GP takes you through Cockrell Hill (still a city in its own right), while a direct path from downtown Fort Worth to downtown Arlington takes you through Meadowbrook, which used to be an unincorporated city until Fort Worth absorbed it.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 15, 2012 6:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh--

and as late as the mid-90s, there was a few miles of nothing between Arlington and GP, too.

Calling FW a suburb of Dallas is, although on a much smaller scale, like calling Philadelphia a suburb of New York.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 15, 2012 6:01 PM EST up reply actions  

This.

I was looking for a good example- I almost said San Diego and L.A.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.

by TexaninNYC on Feb 15, 2012 6:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Heh, there's still miles and miles of nothing between South Orange and Oceanside, isn't there?

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by jonfmorse on Feb 15, 2012 6:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Marines

They still control a large gap of that space.

by idaho_techsan on Feb 15, 2012 6:16 PM EST up reply actions  

this

and really, is actually a ‘between’ between Carlsbad and Oceanside.

by drothgery on Feb 15, 2012 6:28 PM EST up reply actions  

From a player
@kolbygriffin12: This rumor about 82 of us failing a drug test is false completely false

Rumor? ONE OF YOUR TEAMMATES WAS THE ONE WHO SAID IT. IT’S IN A SWORN AFFIDAVIT. HOW IS THIS A RUMOR? HOW. GDRH93IERHNADSFKJLNLADFVQFNLKV

I NEED SOME TYLENOL

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 15, 2012 4:31 PM EST reply actions  

NO THAT'S NOT CODE FOR ANYTHING

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 15, 2012 4:32 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

did i catch a niner in there?

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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 15, 2012 4:35 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

sad rec

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by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 15, 2012 4:34 PM EST up reply actions  

It's still a rumor.

Just because a player said it doesn’t make it true.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 15, 2012 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

That kid and Tanner Brock said something along those lines.

Still only two, but when they both say something along those lines, it makes me think there is something to it.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 15, 2012 4:34 PM EST up reply actions  

agreed

It seems plausible that he made it up to bluster and look big/bad to his customer (cop), Stupid? Yes. But the dude was on drugs, so…

by Ardbeg on Feb 15, 2012 4:34 PM EST up reply actions  

It was 84.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.

by TexaninNYC on Feb 15, 2012 4:35 PM EST up reply actions  

STILL HAVE MORE DRUG USERS THAN AWBARN

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.

by TexaninNYC on Feb 15, 2012 4:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't even want to know what you'd do to our pot plants.

Jumping on board with this. I'm at 193. This goes away when I'm at 148. Remind me.

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by alexanderkotov on Feb 15, 2012 5:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Smoke them.

Duh.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.

by TexaninNYC on Feb 15, 2012 5:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Being soft on crime ...

… won’t get you re-elected in Lee County.

All In with a Grand Jury!

Let me see you "Lutzie."

by Lutzenkirchen Dance Academy on Feb 15, 2012 4:37 PM EST reply actions  

I heard a few ALL IN jokes today

referring to some friends’ valentines day

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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 15, 2012 4:41 PM EST up reply actions  

This is all a big conspiracy to discredit TCU upon their arrival in the Big 12!

UT, SMU, and Jerry Jones have all united to keep the Frogs down!

Mack Brown, Bill Clements, the Queen, the Vatican, the Gettys, the Rothschilds, and Colonel Sanders….

Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.

by Spartan D on Feb 15, 2012 4:41 PM EST reply actions  

I beleive man!!!!

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Feb 15, 2012 4:42 PM EST up reply actions  

We've got a piper down!

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by car.full.of.midgets on Feb 15, 2012 4:47 PM EST up reply actions  

OT. Monsieur Wenger go Furk yourself!

Thanks for another outstanding season!

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by 8gooner8 on Feb 15, 2012 4:45 PM EST reply actions  

Wenger really should have left several years ago

His ‘project’ is ultimately going to lead to the rise of Tottenham

by kizzak on Feb 15, 2012 4:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Dear hot girls I sit next to in class,

Don’t text me before class saying you won’t be there today and ask me take notes for you. It’s likely that I won’t go to said class if I’m not going to flirt with you. If you want my notes, text me 2 minutes before class when it’s too late for me to go find something else to do.

Thanks,
Management

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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 15, 2012 4:46 PM EST reply actions  

title

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.

by TexaninNYC on Feb 15, 2012 4:58 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

I am boycotting the big board...

until I learn how Boardmaster Brian brought it to us.

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by JIMatUA on Feb 15, 2012 4:55 PM EST reply actions  

IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN! OFFICE HOURS WITH GREEKPADRE!

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by greekpadre on Feb 15, 2012 5:02 PM EST reply actions  

Okay commentariat, pick the theme music for this program.

Go.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Feb 15, 2012 5:02 PM EST up reply actions  

especially if CRG shows up

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This is a twitter
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by greekpadre on Feb 15, 2012 5:03 PM EST up reply actions  

"Every Step You Take"

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 15, 2012 5:10 PM EST up reply actions  

That was about a stalker.

“Don’t Stand” is about a student with a crush on the teacher.

by ElRocco337 on Feb 15, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

It's all Nabakov's fault

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by greekpadre on Feb 15, 2012 5:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I was thinking both are appropriate since she stalks the guy.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 15, 2012 5:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Joe Schad reporting breaking news

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 15, 2012 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

"Wasted Time"

There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those that understand binary and those that don't.

by Old Coder on Feb 15, 2012 5:05 PM EST up reply actions  

"You're much too young, girl..."

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.

by TexaninNYC on Feb 15, 2012 5:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Meryn Cadell, "The Sweater"

Link

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Feb 15, 2012 5:06 PM EST up reply actions  

/drums kick up....

“wonder what our teacher’s gonna look like this year…”

“I don’t feel tardy…”

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Feb 15, 2012 5:09 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

"Young Love"

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by blanx73 on Feb 15, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

you know...with all the "love" songs...I think everyone on EDSBS knows about the CRG

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by greekpadre on Feb 15, 2012 5:13 PM EST up reply actions  

"I will Follow" -U2

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 15, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

"Weiner Blut"

by Johan Strauss.

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by blanx73 on Feb 15, 2012 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Gene Pitney's "Town Without Pity"

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 15, 2012 5:15 PM EST up reply actions  

From a girl I know at TCU
They’re arresting everybody out here… more students getting arrested in class and at the BLUU… Harsh.

BLUU=University Union

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 15, 2012 5:10 PM EST reply actions  

YOU

I’m seeing Umphrey’s in 3 1/2 hours.

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Feb 15, 2012 5:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh shit, y'all.

I iz jelly.

Where are they playing?

¡El Hipopótamo!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 15, 2012 5:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Buster's, Lexington's best concert venue

Ticket prices up a bunch this year, but it makes sense, since they packed the place and rocked out last year. Sold out tonight.

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by Old South on Feb 15, 2012 5:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I downloaded their show from Buster's last year.

Bitchin’. Have fun, and don’t do anything I would do.

¡El Hipopótamo!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 15, 2012 5:35 PM EST up reply actions  

As far as setting clubs on fire, I'll do my best

Remember enterprise liability from torts? That concept was invented after a fire in a Kentucky club that killed 165 people (Google “Beverly HIlls Supper Club.”).

Incidentally, the lawyer who litigated that (Stanley Chesley) is one of the most successful plaintiffs lawyers in history and about to be disbarred from ALL THE BARS for his apparent participation in the greatest client theft of all time and largest fraud in Kentucky history. Turns out stealing $54 million from your class action clients is not a good thing to do, and is hard to get away with.

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by Old South on Feb 15, 2012 5:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Errbody gets a business card!

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by blanx73 on Feb 15, 2012 5:16 PM EST up reply actions  

the football players' arrests were all weed-related

the larger drug ring (if that’s what it was) was into diversified markets

by Ardbeg on Feb 15, 2012 5:27 PM EST up reply actions  

How many Newtons (TX) of it?

NOTE: Not to be be confused with Newtons (AU), which are a currency unit.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Feb 15, 2012 5:27 PM EST up reply actions  

And Newtons(UF)

Which are a unit of measure for distance one can throw a laptop.

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by I_Call_The_Big_One_Bitey on Feb 15, 2012 5:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Ugh why are transcript requests such a PITA sometimes?

And not available in .pdf form which means uploading to online applications is a pain too. Wish employers would allow uploading an unofficial transcript and then if you are accepted, request a mailed official copy if you get an offer. Especially since I need to show my law transcript after I get the degree anyhow. Ughhhhhhhhh. I know employers are concerned with people fudging things, but a simple checkup on transcripts after extending an offer through an online online job application process when it’s easier to directly mail something like that to the hiring person to avoid funny things would be a better process. And make me less inclined to write run-on borderline incoherent sentences out of rage for the system.

And letters of recommendation, hoooo boy let me tell you about letters of recommendation…

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 15, 2012 5:25 PM EST reply actions  

Some government/military positions I'm applying for now require official transcripts to be uploaded to your online application.

I haven’t found any way to get something mailed and have the information applied to the application account (no method to tie mailed materials to your application) which means I order/receive the documents, then scan and save as .pdf and upload I’m assuming.

I understand where they’re coming from, but it’s just a protracted thing. I’d rather have them ask for my transcripts after being offered a commission/position. Then I could mail to a known person, they could review everything and make sure it’s legitimate, and the application process would be streamlined significantly. Especially since the point of asking for an official transcript over an unofficial transcript is to prevent tampering, but the system in place makes it impossible for an official transcript to get into the application without it passing through the student’s hands. Just a strange way of making this work.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 15, 2012 5:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Hoo boy.
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TCU star linebacker Tanner Brock screams obscenities at reporters as he exits jail. Latest at 5 and 6 on NBC5

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by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 15, 2012 5:33 PM EST reply actions  

"Westcliff, motherfuckers!"

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Feb 15, 2012 5:37 PM EST up reply actions  

How's it going everybody?

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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 15, 2012 5:54 PM EST reply actions   3 recs

Fine

Also, after taking a long nap after a lot of running around for reporting

Twitter: RyanMcD29

by RyanMcD29 on Feb 15, 2012 6:09 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

right clicked and saved

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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 15, 2012 6:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Boise State's new academic PR campaign?

I'm too important to this team. Big Stein can't be flopping and twitching.

by Trenchtown on Feb 15, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

not green?

a crime.

"if they're still paying, you're still winning."
-my dad

by whiskey_soup on Feb 15, 2012 6:28 PM EST up reply actions  

NEW UPDATES

Devin Johnson – three charges of marijuana delivery exceeding .25 oz but less than 5 lbs, state jail felony

Ty Horn – 1 count of delivery of marijuana (drug-free zone), 1 count of delivery of marijuana less than .25 oz. misdemeanor

Oh, and a quick gem from the web – I had totally forgotten about this:

“Last year, TCU was lauded in a “Sports Illustrated” article as the only top 25 team in the nation in 2010 with no players on its roster with criminal records."

"Pacific 12 Conference: Every conference's games count, but only we can count."

by slims on Feb 15, 2012 5:57 PM EST reply actions   3 recs

Well, the chancellor was smart.

He made sure the kids got expelled from TCU before getting arrested, so the roster is untarnished.

When I think of Texas A&M, I think of all the guys dressing like state troopers, all reciting "And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the furkin' tsippers."

by RollDamnToad on Feb 16, 2012 2:43 AM EST up reply actions  

Hold on.

If this is true, TCU gets NO Fulmer Cup points.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 16, 2012 8:19 AM EST up reply actions  

There seems to be some question about that....

As our dear Aunt Stabby points out in SI, there is the small matter of being" found in violation" before you’re expelled.

Quote from TCU Chancellor’s statement,

Further, according to University policy, students arrested and found in violation of distributing drugs are subject to immediate expulsion from TCU.

One would hope that all the machinations of jurisprudence are allowed to run their course before these kids are summarily expelled.
Tejas isn’t some third world country, is it?

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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 16, 2012 9:20 AM EST up reply actions  

one hour in, no CRG

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by greekpadre on Feb 15, 2012 6:01 PM EST reply actions  

nevermind, she just showed up

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

This is a twitter
And this is a Mountain West website

by greekpadre on Feb 15, 2012 6:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Ouch, jinxed yourself

There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those that understand binary and those that don't.

by Old Coder on Feb 15, 2012 6:04 PM EST up reply actions  

"Naming calls."

The oldest spell.

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 15, 2012 6:31 PM EST up reply actions  

It's from last night.

The Tide actually got rolled.

"Shabbat Shalom motherfuckers" Mordechai Jefferson Carver
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by 8gooner8 on Feb 15, 2012 6:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow...That is seriously impressive

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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 15, 2012 6:27 PM EST up reply actions  

fucking. hysterical.

"if they're still paying, you're still winning."
-my dad

by whiskey_soup on Feb 15, 2012 6:31 PM EST up reply actions  

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