FULMER CUPDATE: TCU SPECIAL EDITION
BULLET BULLET BULLET SPECIAL FULMER CUP EDITION BEEPING NOISES
This morning 17 TCU students were arrested in a drug sweep resulting from a six-month investigation by the TCU and Fort Worth Police Departments. Of those 17, four were football players: Tanner Brock, the leading tackler from the 2010 team, defensive lineman D.J. Yendrey, offensive lineman Ty Horn, and cornerback Devin Johnson. All four have been expelled and removed from the football team, but were all on the football team at the time of their arrest. These crimes are therefore all eligible for the Fulmer Cup. The awarding of points shall begin.
The score above is provisional sum because so far we only have two of the affidavits filed in the case. Those two are Tanner Brock and D.J. Yendrey's, but they are more than enough by themselves to guarantee a substantial lead in the Fulmer Cup 2012. We'll update when we get the others, but do note one very ominous sentence in this case: "Fort Worth police said the investigation is ongoing and that more students could be arrested." This number will change, most likely in the upward direction. In the meantime we will tally conservatively using what we have.
Tanner Brock had three felony delivery charges of greater than one ounce and less than five pounds. (His picture in the affidavit is taken straight from the TCU football team's website, and this is not a good thing.) He made these himself to undercover officers on three separate occasions, something you can learn from reading through the accounts yourself.
The wonders of online documentation also mean you can read this fascinating interaction between Brock and an undercover agent after the topic of a TCU drug test came up in conversation.
That's a higher ratio than the alleged two-thirds of the 2006 Florida national title game, the gold standard for pervasive marijuana use. Note that this could be other things besides marijuana, however, as the original story mentioned "marijuana, cocaine, acid, ecstacy and prescription drugs."
Yendrey's affidavit features five misdemeanor delivery charges and one felony delivery charge. It's nowhere near as interesting, though if you do the math you'll find that Yendrey's not exactly the best at converting his metrics to imperials in the weight game. THAT'LL GET YOU WAXED DAWG DON'T TRY THAT ROUND HERE. Also, $190 for a half is some "rich Dallas suburb markup," per an anonymous source in the EDSBS community. Expensive and poorly measured sounds just about right for a DFW deal of any sort.
The other two players involved, Horn and Johnson, do not have their charges posted publicly yet. Three of the four players are charged with selling hydroponic marijuana, though, so at least one of the others probably has similar charges. At the very least, we'll give a placeholder point to either to note that they're charged with something.
Brock's three felonies at three points each takes us to nine. Yendrey's five single misdemeanors gives us five, and the felony is another three. Eight total for him brings the tally up to seventeen. Add in one bonus point at least on principle and the two others placeholders, and we're looking at 20 points minimum for TCU in the Fulmer Cup.
While his is not Auburn 2011, there are some very loose ends and extenuating circumstances. The DA in this case did not elect to bring the hammer of the gods down on these players like the Lee County DA did in the Auburn home invasion case. Additionally, that dangling "more arrests" note means this could be far from done, especially if they're looking into other football players. (Never forget the dazzle of a high-profile case for those pressing the charges.)
The points process is still very much open. In the meantime, all hail Horypnotoad and your new Fulmer Cup leaders, The TCU Horned Frogs of the BCS Conference Big 12. All hail Horypnotoad.
via @itsmemc
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GO FROGS!
/holds up hand in weird shape supposedly like a horn frog
...I can count my years in scars...
That's evil little bunny foo foo
And nothing you say will convince me otherwise.
by ItsComplicated on Feb 15, 2012 2:22 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Scooping up the Red Raiders and boppin em on the head.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 15, 2012 2:23 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
JEEBUS?
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"Always the corn, never the hole"
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 15, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions
accidentally raises two fingers
/becomes SMU fan
Stupid Texas university hand symbols. Everybody has one so it's not special or anything.
/gator chomps
//snickers at chop
///UMAD.irvin.gif
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 15, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions
Gator Chomp you say?
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 15, 2012 2:46 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
HA. HA. HA.
I hate you so much right now.
/eaglegrease.jpeg
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 15, 2012 2:47 PM EST up reply actions
Psh, what kind of asshole does hand signs?
Nevermind, carry on
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They spelled Y-M-C-A wrong
DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!
by Anthropologal on Feb 15, 2012 2:54 PM EST up reply actions 14 recs
Should be like this....
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 15, 2012 2:56 PM EST up reply actions 12 recs
We're all going to hell anyway.
At least Spencer will be heading up the line.
by BamaFaninATL on Feb 15, 2012 6:23 PM EST up reply actions
I was also partial to the UTEP Miner's Pick of the Texas hand symbols
Or the Baylor paw thing
by ItsComplicated on Feb 15, 2012 2:55 PM EST up reply actions
UTSA is doing the pick axe too
‘cept it’s supposed to be a roadrunner.
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Feb 15, 2012 2:55 PM EST up reply actions
That also is the San Antonio hand gesture for "beer drankin'."
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Feb 15, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions
Which can be done in the Alamodome.
WAC FOOTBALL… coming this fall? Oh, Karl Benson’s leaving? Well, then…
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Feb 15, 2012 3:02 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, that was my point.
It’s fine for at a sporting event, but 1) Do it right, and 2) Keep it away from general life stuff….your wedding, really? That’s just dumb.
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O-V-0-O????
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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 15, 2012 3:06 PM EST up reply actions
Giada > Ray IMO
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 15, 2012 3:08 PM EST up reply actions
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH yeah
Every Day Italian was ALWAYS on during lunch at my fraternity house, the strangest combination ever of learning how to make delicious Italian food while also making inappropriate comments to the TV
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Feb 15, 2012 3:10 PM EST up reply actions
reference:

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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 15, 2012 3:11 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
romantically rec'd
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Feb 15, 2012 3:12 PM EST up reply actions
I just don't understand.
He has a wonderbra and isn’t really a chef. ZOMG EVERYBODY DROOL.
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Feb 15, 2012 3:34 PM EST up reply actions
wonderbra?

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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 15, 2012 3:35 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
You know there's porn on the internet, right?
You need to get porn from the cooking channels.
/give me my Alton Brown, dammit
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by vineyarddawg on Feb 15, 2012 3:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That should be you *don't* need to get porn from the cooking channels.
/hit preview, but preview’d too fast
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by vineyarddawg on Feb 15, 2012 3:37 PM EST up reply actions
oh, we know
and vineyard, i usually agree with you about 90+% but not on this one.
would would would would would…
"if they're still paying, you're still winning."
-my dad
by whiskey_soup on Feb 15, 2012 6:14 PM EST up reply actions
Nothing is hotta than the rack if Giana.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Feb 15, 2012 3:45 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Giada*
damn you autocorrect
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Feb 15, 2012 3:46 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
rec ALL the Giada pictures????.......
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Feb 15, 2012 3:51 PM EST up reply actions
I prefer this one
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I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 15, 2012 4:29 PM EST up reply actions 13 recs
How am I the first to post this one?

Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Feb 15, 2012 4:43 PM EST up reply actions
Stupid wide picture.
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Feb 15, 2012 4:43 PM EST up reply actions
THREE!!! THREE REC'S !!!
AH HA HA HA!!!
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Feb 15, 2012 4:46 PM EST up reply actions
Girl is pretty
Don’t really watch food network, but I go to the gym at the same time as Rick Bayless and I remember seeing one of his shows and thinking “this is weird that i’m here”.
He seems like decent guy based on our workout talks.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 15, 2012 5:02 PM EST up reply actions
I should
but we basically ignore each other. He’s Mr. TV guy and i’m Mr. Awesome.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 15, 2012 5:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
not really a chef?
ok, deal breaker. no longer attractive
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 15, 2012 4:01 PM EST up reply actions
except....she is.
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 15, 2012 4:08 PM EST up reply actions
Hush, you.
/Sticks to my story that she’s a “food stylist.”
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by vineyarddawg on Feb 15, 2012 4:11 PM EST up reply actions
At least, that's what got her hired at Food Network.
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by vineyarddawg on Feb 15, 2012 4:15 PM EST up reply actions
She sure knows how to overpronounce Italian words and condescend to her audience like a mother.
Not saying I wouldn’t, but give me Mario for my Italian cooking shows dammit.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 15, 2012 4:32 PM EST up reply actions
the wife watches that abomination of a show The Chew
Batali (sp?) is such an arrogant ass. the show is insufferable enough but they include him, and its just stupid.
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 15, 2012 4:33 PM EST up reply actions
He did get worse after he got famous and Eatialy or whatever the tourist trap on 23rd is called.
But the first show he did was great for making things I’d eat and for giving you knowledge. Giada seems more I have boobs and am the Italian Cooking version of Dora the Explorer can you guys say SCHPAGHAYTTEE? CHOW!
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 15, 2012 4:36 PM EST up reply actions
i dont watch her show for her food
or her words.
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 15, 2012 4:37 PM EST up reply actions
I know, but for that stuff there's plenty of other outlets.
I think I’m the resident Giada hater on the boards here, though. I just hate what Food Network has become for the most part.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 15, 2012 4:39 PM EST up reply actions
Top Chef Allstar?
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"Always the corn, never the hole"
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 15, 2012 4:40 PM EST up reply actions
I watch John Besh or John Folse on whatever local tv channel they come on for the food.
I ignore Food Network because it’s pretty much fluff.
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
I want to know what happened to Graham Kerr dammit.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 15, 2012 4:41 PM EST up reply actions
John Besh
is hilarious without trying to be funny. he cracks me up.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Feb 15, 2012 4:56 PM EST up reply actions
I can't speak for new Mario Batali, haven't seen it
But Molto Mario was a good show that mostly cooked recipes you’d actually want to eat and didn’t lie about ingredients and skip steps like many of the recipes on other shows. Plus, you learned more actual useful technique or ingredient knowledge from that show than any other save Alton Brown.
knew of him prior to this, but ever watched.
now, the only time he perks up is when its his turn to spout off a bunch of italian words or to make mention of the fact that he’s italian. other than that, he is quite obviously disinterested in anything else that is going on on the show. he’s only actually there half the time, and if they do some sort of theme he never takes part in it. he mentions that he is italian at least twice each time he speaks.
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 15, 2012 4:40 PM EST up reply actions
This. Giada's 'education' is the equivilant of knowing how to order two things in a Mexican restaurant and claiming you can speak Spanish.
PREACH TO THE LOWEST COMMON DENOMINATOR FOOD NETWORK
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 15, 2012 4:40 PM EST up reply actions
that said, I still don't buy my tomato paste in a tube
Is it possibly better and definitely more convenient? Yes. But it’s 5 times as expensive, so I can freeze or even throw away the extra in a can and come out better.
/pushes up Cooking Channel glasses
Laura Calder > Ingrid Hoffman > Giada > Aida Mollenkamp > Rachael Ray
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Feb 15, 2012 3:12 PM EST up reply actions
We're gonna need a bigger kitchen.
This was a great idea...I'm currently at 240 and will not stop until I'm at 200. Remind me of this.
/researches
i still think Giada tops em all, although Laura is a close, close second.
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 15, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions
Her father is/was Dino DiLaurentis
Her mother had to be some Italian supermodel actress.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 15, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions
Actually, I thought Dino was her grandfather.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 3:21 PM EST up reply actions
I like 'em thicker
So I’m going to have to go with Rachel Ray.
Of course, that accent of hers would make a ball gag mandatory.
They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!
by Profoundly Vague on Feb 15, 2012 3:36 PM EST up reply actions
Thicker but with an accent that is a plus...
Nigella Lawson

"If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting."
by RedmondLonghorn on Feb 15, 2012 4:20 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
Interest, newsletter, etc
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 15, 2012 4:20 PM EST up reply actions
YOU WIN. /BUNK'D

I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 15, 2012 4:22 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I could get lost in those breasts for days.
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 15, 2012 4:23 PM EST up reply actions
you probably really could
unfortunately there may be some other maze-like folds of skin that would be less charming to navigate.
I’d still be very enthusiastic to explore though.
"If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting."
by RedmondLonghorn on Feb 15, 2012 6:34 PM EST up reply actions
Fearless Leader agrees with you.
And check out the tags at the end.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
can what?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 15, 2012 4:24 PM EST up reply actions
i lol'd
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 15, 2012 4:24 PM EST up reply actions
It's ok, you were distracted.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 15, 2012 4:25 PM EST up reply actions
Oh my
/takei’d
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those that understand binary and those that don't.
That. Is. Awesome!
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those that understand binary and those that don't.
wow; bunk
previously unaware of this. totally reminds me of my ex quite except she was, how you say, a lower case b-cup sat best. still, quite a beauty, though and thinner. eyes and smile are dead ringers.
me likey all typies.
"if they're still paying, you're still winning."
-my dad
by whiskey_soup on Feb 15, 2012 6:17 PM EST up reply actions
I'd pour some EVOO all over her and...
.. I’ll be in my bunk.
Mmmm, plump little Italian girls....
Reminds me of high school in West Virginia.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 16, 2012 9:22 AM EST up reply actions
Or this?

One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov
by blanx73 on Feb 15, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
Oo, Hi!
It’s just a friendly greeting.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Feb 15, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Ted Ginn was holding that first flag.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
by purwho on Feb 15, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Joe Bauserman?
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 15, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions
Flag team must be running a fartlek
/ running geek joke
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY FOR A RUN!
/is 105 with 99% humidity at 6 AM
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 15, 2012 3:35 PM EST up reply actions
HEY GUYS, LET'S ALL DO THE EASTERN EUROPEAN KILLER!
/belks a quarter of the way through
//switches to sprinting
by Turd Ferguson on Feb 15, 2012 3:36 PM EST up reply actions
Dear Sweet Jesus.
That…thing…should be banned by international treaty.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 15, 2012 3:37 PM EST up reply actions
The coach at one our our local HS is famous for his "four minute mile" workout in track.
You chop the mile up into any intervals you want and do a repeat workout where the top seniors are supposed to get their total elapsed running time under 4:00 and take no more than 30 minutes to complete it. He had a kid a few years ago who ran an 800, rested for 25 minutes and then ran another one. (Needless to say, the guy is now one hell of a collegiate runner.)
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I was so stoked when I ran my first sub 2:00 half
There was no way in hell I was running a second one 25 minutes later, though. That’s a special kind of talent/work ethic right there.
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Feb 15, 2012 3:41 PM EST up reply actions
Both.
They’ve won four straight Maryland XC titles. Unfortunately for my kids, they run for the rival HS in the next neighborhood over — probably the second-best program in the state but can’t break through.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
If they ever break through, it'll be the craziest day in those runners' lives
I experienced the opposite end of that in both track and XC, both during my senior year. We had won 12 straight track titles and 3 straight XC titles, only for our #1 runner to get hurt during the district meet. We weren’t terribly deep that year, and there was a pretty steep drop from #5 to #6, so we went limping in to the state meet and got beat by a pretty decent margin.
Didn’t matter to our rivals, though. They were incredibly excited to get over that hump.
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Feb 15, 2012 3:57 PM EST up reply actions
Sounds like a fairly standard sprint workout
namely, run 4 400s at ~60 sec pace.
I remember when I could do that easily…7 years, one broken foot, one bad knee and the social life of a Mizzou J-school student ago.
by Turd Ferguson on Feb 15, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, I'm getting flashbacks thinking about those workouts.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Feb 15, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions
I also loved UCLA Miles (sprint the straights, jog-walk the curves)
Mostly because my school’s track was built in the European style: that is, with longer curves than straights.
by Turd Ferguson on Feb 15, 2012 3:49 PM EST up reply actions
That track was, uh...
“special.”
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 15, 2012 3:51 PM EST up reply actions
I'm talking the new track, not the old one
which I’m convinced was built as a smaller-scale replica of the Indianapolis Motor Speedway.
by Turd Ferguson on Feb 15, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions
HEY I USED THAT TRACK FOR HOCKEY DRY-LAND TRAINING
AND DODGED SEVERAL FOOTBALLS WHILE ADJUSTING THE ONION ON MY BELT
by Turd Ferguson on Feb 15, 2012 3:57 PM EST up reply actions
I've run around the Indianapolis Motor Speedway
It’s the middle section of the Indianapolis Mini-Marathon.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Free run days were the best
A group of us would play ultimate frisbee in a field far enough away from the school that we wouldnt be stumbled upon by more dedicated runners/coach.
Any workout done on a track was terrible
They were always done in sets. 3 sets of 4×400, 3 sets of 8×200, etc. Except whenever we finished that third set, he’d always say “Now you don’t have to do this next set, but you can if you want to”
Well shit, now we’re doing another mile’s worth of sprinting after this 400 meter jog. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Feb 15, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions
Known as "hooks and straights" in my neck of the woods.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
The old track at Kenyon was only 397 meters,
because whoever laid it out screwed up the surveying…they couldn’t host meets there.
/English school’d
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
We called them "Indian runs"
but I gotcha!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
OOOOOOOOOO
now I get it too!
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 15, 2012 3:28 PM EST up reply actions
Glad I could help!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
howd that poster you printed go over at your job?
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 15, 2012 3:29 PM EST up reply actions
A couple of kids got it and laughed...
my room is in another building from most of the teachers, so nobody else has really commented on it
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Huh. Our fartlek runs were always different than Indian runs
In fact our coach got so fed up watching Freshmen trip over one another during Indian runs that he eliminated them entirely
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Feb 15, 2012 3:30 PM EST up reply actions
Fartleks and Indian Runs were a bit different for us.
In Indians Runs, the guy in the back had to sprint up to the front every time. With Fartleks, anyone in the group could take off and the rest of us had to keep up.
They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!
by Profoundly Vague on Feb 15, 2012 3:32 PM EST up reply actions
This, this right here is what happened.
During a fartlek there would always be THAT GUY who was feeling particularly spry and was never comfortable taking more than 30 seconds for recovery.
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Feb 15, 2012 3:36 PM EST up reply actions
Ahhh, we only did them for other sports, so there was more of an ethic of teamwork
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Done plenty of Indian Runs like that.
They’re a serious bitch, that’s for sure.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 15, 2012 4:13 PM EST up reply actions
Ahhh, running fartleks....
That brings me back 12 years and about 100lbs…
They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!
by Profoundly Vague on Feb 15, 2012 3:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Alternative spelling

You keep your tradition, I'll have my electric neon Tron PCP uniforms, thank you very much.
SO NIKE ENTERTAINMENT
What language is that?
Algonquin?
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
by DrBundy on Feb 16, 2012 9:14 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Or also open parentheses.
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Feb 15, 2012 2:41 PM EST up reply actions
WAR DAMN SHOOT BLOOD
I saw a girl crying tonight. When I asked why she said: "Because everybody lost."
Black Shoe Diaries
@runthedive
TCUMAD?
I’m totally tripping balls man!
by ParadigmShift35 on Feb 15, 2012 2:11 PM EST reply actions
i was significantly expecting more...
but there wasn’t the violent nature of the crime in this case that plagued the Auburn case last year, so…
Potential headlines.
Big East should ‘Give up the Toad’
-By Rick Reilly
by chstrckwl on Feb 15, 2012 2:12 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Parsley?
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 15, 2012 2:14 PM EST up reply actions
Judging by the distribution of Chipotle and Qdoba outlets, I'll go with cilantro.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 2:14 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
My client's a moron
that’s not a crime.
by OJsApprentice on Feb 15, 2012 2:17 PM EST up reply actions
Do they still hang people from the yardarm in the Navy?
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Feb 15, 2012 2:22 PM EST up reply actions
Hi my name is Vineyarddawg.
I have no responsibilities here whatsoever.
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Feb 15, 2012 2:23 PM EST up reply actions
This assume's he's taken a break from writing Jeremy Lin puns.
I saw a girl crying tonight. When I asked why she said: "Because everybody lost."
Black Shoe Diaries
@runthedive
But his story is so LINspirational!
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 15, 2012 2:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Pro tip: Anyone willing to pay that much for that little is probably an undercover cop.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Feb 15, 2012 2:25 PM EST up reply actions
or a high school kid
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 15, 2012 2:25 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
Or someone who is not, in fact,
Buying Mexican dirt weed.
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 15, 2012 2:26 PM EST up reply actions
This.
My anti-drug is football, because sometimes it is a better hallucinogen than anything you can get at Burning Man. - Spencer Hall 9/28/11
by car.full.of.midgets on Feb 15, 2012 2:44 PM EST up reply actions
that level of stupidity is epic
220 for 8 ounces, thats highway robbery and as a drug dealer you should be suspicious
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 15, 2012 2:55 PM EST up reply actions
free block
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 15, 2012 3:29 PM EST up reply actions
Kids get internet access while in school?
/get off my lawn
by ItsComplicated on Feb 15, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions
wifi is everywhere
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 15, 2012 3:33 PM EST up reply actions
you're allowed personal laptop and/or cell phone use in school?
I’m starting to feel old for 25. Or maybe I was at a school worried about drug deals
by ItsComplicated on Feb 15, 2012 3:35 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Hell, when I was in school
possession of a cell phone or pager, unless you were a volunteer firefighter, was grounds for a 5-day suspension.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 3:36 PM EST up reply actions
seriously, my math teacher lets us use phones in lieu of calculators
now we aren’t supposed to text/call but thy gave up when iphones came out
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Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 15, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions
Phones instead of calculators in math class?
Here’s how quickly stuff changes these days: If you had a time-machine, you could go back about 10 years, post that comment on an Internet message board, and absolutely everyone would assume you were high.
This makes me feel like an utter geezer and I’m 30.
WHOA WHOA TECHNOLOGY SLOW DOWN I SAID SLOW DOWN CAN YOU NOT ^&*#%@# HEAR ME?!?!?!?!?
by HailVarsity on Feb 15, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
/Still owns slide rule....
//can still use about half of the scales
/// heavy sigh
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 16, 2012 9:09 AM EST up reply actions
The pager stipulation was still in when I came through
Nobody had one but still on the books
by ItsComplicated on Feb 15, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions
If you got caught with your phone out when I was in HS the teacher took it up
and you couldn’t get back until after school
should be noted that I didn’t get one until I was 16. A solid 3-5 years after all my friends.
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 15, 2012 4:04 PM EST up reply actions
16 was standard age for receiving brick Nokia for my age
by ItsComplicated on Feb 15, 2012 4:05 PM EST up reply actions
I didn't get mine until almost 19
and halfway through my first year at Auburn. This would be early 2001.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 15, 2012 4:06 PM EST up reply actions
Freshman year of college.
In a mall kiosk…
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
"Dear Penthouse,
I never believed it would happen to me…."
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 15, 2012 4:40 PM EST up reply actions
Ugh.
You’ve obviously never been to a mall in Lewisville.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
I waited till halfway through senior year
Just didn’t want one
by ItsComplicated on Feb 15, 2012 4:07 PM EST up reply actions
"I waited till halfway through senior year" =
“Nobody wanted to buy me one”
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No I actually refused until one was forced upon me
I hate change
by ItsComplicated on Feb 15, 2012 4:09 PM EST up reply actions
/another horribly subtle jonfmorse joke dies a screaming, agonizing death
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I was a teenager with a little bit of gold and a pager.
by Mango Stasi on Feb 15, 2012 4:08 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
NWA rec
Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
by Cocky Bovine on Feb 15, 2012 5:52 PM EST up reply actions
I still do this.
But, then again, my school has an iPad for every student, so they have no need for having the phone out.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Your pinky must be exhausted from being extended 100% of the time
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 15, 2012 4:17 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
The poors are speaking out of turn again.
Kick the poor, Jeeves.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 15, 2012 4:19 PM EST up reply actions
Jeeves needs to be changed to Woodhouse.
I know Jeeves is traditional, but once you said that I could just picture Woodhouse saying “yes, sir” in that sad, resigned voice.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 15, 2012 4:20 PM EST up reply actions
They really bitch when I kick the manservants out of the classroom
but seriously, we got a grant from Apple to help it out
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
just joking.
my HS sophomore parking lot looked like a BMW dealership on Jan 3rd every year.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 15, 2012 4:35 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, we've got plenty of that, too
My perfectly fine Honda looks completely out of place, since I don’t park in the “teacher’s lot”
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
yeah, at my private school you could tell the teachers area from the students
mostly because of the abundance of older hondas and volvos to new SUVs and BMWs
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 15, 2012 4:39 PM EST up reply actions
I got my first cellphone when I was 23.
I iz old
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.
Man, I thought you were a playa.
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It was an Audiovox. I am THE playa!
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.
I got my first cellphone for my wife when we were 23.
I was going to have to put down a kilodollar for a deposit.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 15, 2012 4:45 PM EST up reply actions
Erm, was 27
/though was almost to the ‘everyone but me has one’ stage at that point.
I was 28 or 29.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
When I was in school, if you had a cell phone...
…they would have called you a wizard and asked where your time machine was located.
If I'd had one in High School
They would have asked if that sack I was carrying around was a man purse.
They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!
by Profoundly Vague on Feb 15, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions
obligatory

"If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting."
by RedmondLonghorn on Feb 15, 2012 4:27 PM EST up reply actions
I'll be fine
Just as long as he isn’t on my damn lawn.
They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!
by Profoundly Vague on Feb 15, 2012 3:33 PM EST up reply actions
I think that would be a great deal.
220 for 14 grams (a half ounce) of substandard herbs in this market is laughable.
It was thought that the "Hanger" beat all shots. Then, the "Balancer" was discovered.
Yep. The CTE must be getting to Brock Escobar
Up my way in Ioway, undercovers back in my smoking days had a hilarious habit of wearing Warrant band tees.
So, in short, son, you are (allegedly) doing it wrong.
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Feb 15, 2012 2:33 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Croaking Bad
"You have to remember, basketball to the University of Miami is like football to the University of Kansas." - Kim English
by Gaknar on Feb 15, 2012 2:16 PM EST up reply actions 8 recs
Clearly, TCU joined the wrong conference.
Unfortunately, (a) we’re keeping them and (b) we’re not taking the Aggies back.
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There is if you're the SEC and you jealously want to trade schools.
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No thank you.
TCU is much scarier.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
By which you mean
“less likely to choke away the second half”?
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by jonfmorse on Feb 15, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yes.
This is exactly what I mean.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
PAWWWLLLL BAMA'S SKEERED OF TEE CEE YOU
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Could TCU win the SEC next year?
Probably not. Could they beat any given team in one game in the SEC next year? Absolutely.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
Sure, if they draw Vandy, Kentucky or Ole Miss.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions
Or Florida, or Tennessee, or Mississippi State, or Auburn, or...
well, shit, we’ve named half the conference, haven’t we?
Free at last!
Any. Given. Team.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
TCU against the Dark Lord Saban?
Pains me to say it, but Roll Tide.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 3:45 PM EST up reply actions
Is there a weird TCU/Kentucky thing I don't know about?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
No, that's UTEP (Texas Western.)
I just honestly do not believe TCU could beat Alabama.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions
I find a team to root for every game
Otherwise I am not interested enough to want to watch
Sposed to be SEC
No, I'd probably be #teammeteor for that game
but I’d at least acknowledge the likely result.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 3:49 PM EST up reply actions
In a weird twist
TCU is one of my favorite teams, and the only teams I would root for against them are Alabama and North Texas.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
I think TCU would beat Bama 1 or 2 times out of 10.
Which is better odds than I give anybody in the SEC other than Arkansas, LSU, or UGA right now.
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
Agreed.
And I include A&M in that, which was my initial point.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
Any one team can beat any other
Any given SEC Fall Saturday. It’s why college football is good
by ItsComplicated on Feb 15, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions
/kicks dirt
//blood shooting toad >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>reveille > uga
///Y U NO LIVE MASCOT TCU?
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 15, 2012 2:14 PM EST up reply actions
Not like it would even be too small to see in their tiny stadium.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Hey, now.
They JUST expanded it. It’s over 50K now.
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At least the people sitting in the last row can actually see the game.
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BOOOONG
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 15, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions
One of the grand old traditions in SEC football...
… is forcing opposing fans to watch the game from seats in the neighboring county. (Especially in Neyland.)
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Feb 15, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions
/falls down steps
//falls further down steps
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Feb 15, 2012 2:28 PM EST up reply actions
Reminds me of this...
Obscure hipster BS:
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/
Told you not go down the stairs bro…
They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!
by Profoundly Vague on Feb 15, 2012 3:15 PM EST up reply actions
is that website from 1994?
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 15, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions
I watched the 2008 Georgia-Georgia Southern game from top of the Tech Deck
it was bad
by ItsComplicated on Feb 15, 2012 2:29 PM EST up reply actions
You need a passport to get into the visitors section in the historic Los Angeles Pile O' Concrete.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 15, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions
neyland should provide harnesses and belayers
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 15, 2012 2:32 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
Yeah, one of the most difficult things I've had to do
Was ascend to the very top of Sanford Stadium for the ’10 GT-UGA game after drinking three 4-Lokos.
Yet another reason I love my odd-looking high school stadium.
They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!
by Profoundly Vague on Feb 15, 2012 2:57 PM EST up reply actions
Hey, y'all started it.
Tech used to get a ton of lower level seats when I was in school. Then they booted all of us upstairs when they completed the end zone deck, and Georgia said… OK, we’ll see you that and raise you the moon deck.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Feb 15, 2012 2:59 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, I remember the old high school bleachers at the North End Zone
I still can’t believe they expanded the stadium so much given the size of our fan-base. If I’d been in charge of the design, I would have stopped it after they put in the new fancy schmancy luxury boxes
They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!
by Profoundly Vague on Feb 15, 2012 3:03 PM EST up reply actions
Sitting in the new north end zone upper deck out there is an improvement.
I remember watching the ‘99 game (SANKS’ KNEES WERE DOWN) from the far end of the bleachers so if I sat straight, I was looking at the side of the north end zone bleachers.
Something needed to be done.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Feb 15, 2012 3:06 PM EST up reply actions
I agree that bowling in the lower level was a huge improvement
But that upper North end zone is still…take it away Jimmy….
Too Damn High.
They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!
by Profoundly Vague on Feb 15, 2012 3:11 PM EST up reply actions
Love it.
Sat near the top there this year, and it wasn’t too bad, really. The view of downtown is pretty spectacular.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Feb 15, 2012 3:12 PM EST up reply actions
Once again, thank you Dave Braine.............
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 15, 2012 3:21 PM EST up reply actions
I thought that was more George O'Leary's doing
Of course, given what happened with his hiring-firing at Notre Dame the man clearly liked to embellish.
They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!
by Profoundly Vague on Feb 15, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions
O'Leary wanted the expansion
but Braine made it happen.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Auburn used to have 10K opposing fans in the Northwest corner
Saw what everybody else was doing and was like, bump that, upper deck for half of yall
by ItsComplicated on Feb 15, 2012 3:05 PM EST up reply actions
We used to give visitors the entire open end zone.
Then someone finally realized this was stupid and put a second student section down there.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Feb 15, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions
Then none of the students sat there and crammed near the band so now:
The band sits there
by ItsComplicated on Feb 15, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions
I had seats to the '01 AU/UGA game in the Georgia Student section.
Front row, upper deck. Pretty good seats. We moved over to the AU section because we decided it would be too easy for the UGA students to shove us over the rail and pretend we jumped.
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
Also never have your student section above a visiting section for obvious reasons
by ItsComplicated on Feb 15, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions
I miss when the opposing team came out from a tunnel in the AU student section.
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
Earliest memory of that is 93 Alabama game
When student section chanted “LSU, LSU” as they came onto field
by ItsComplicated on Feb 15, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions
there are still a ton of visitors seats in that corner
Most of the visitor students who get tickets (in my experience) sit there.
But if my friends are like me, a scumbag, they probably never sit in their seats
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 15, 2012 3:42 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
there are still a ton of visitors seats in that corner
Most of the visitor students who get tickets (in my experience) sit there.
But if my friends are like me, a scumbag, they probably never sit in their seats
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 15, 2012 3:43 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
Our stadium is too large for our fanbase now
Ten years ago it wasn’t, but now pretty much the entire endzone is visitors, with both endzones for the SC game. Nebraska game (which happens before students even get to campus) might be even redder than when Bama visited in 01
I'm sure if your team becomes successful again
The people will find their way to your stadium. You might even convert some former USC fans.
/ L.A. = bandwagon football fans
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
SOON.

Joining the club. I'm at 240. This goes away when I'm at 200. This will never go away.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 15, 2012 4:08 PM EST up reply actions
I'M IN THERE!!!!!
(In the South end zone.)
(Somewhere.)
(Actually, probably under the stands getting Valentino’s.)
by HailVarsity on Feb 15, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions
I believe this was the MSU game this year.
Either that or Chattanooga. Those were the only two that I sat in North.
And next time I’ll wave.
Joining the club. I'm at 240. This goes away when I'm at 200. This will never go away.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 15, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions
I sat in the north end zone for the UW game...
…I remember right before kickoff looking down and seeing the sidelines, and the band, and the players lining up. I was seated up high viewing the stadium from an angle I’m not accustomed to, and I just got the chills.
I’ve been to bowl games, NFL games, Nebraska road games, and even a Super Bowl. The only game-day atmosphere I’ve seen that is comparable to Nebraska is at Lambeau Field. (I see you’re a Vikings fan. Sorry.)
If a day ever comes when I don’t want to go to a Nebraska home game, you can be sure that is the day I am dead.
by HailVarsity on Feb 15, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
Our visitors seats in Neyland weren't in the next county.
We were, however, halfway to the Mun. Watching Sorority Susie in her short dress and high heeled boots navigate those steps was interesting entertainment. The wife and I were quite prepared from years of scaling the upper levels of the Superdome without climbing gear. I was not so prepared for the O2 dep, but it made the drankin more fun.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
Did that too,
before I had season tickets and I had to rely on freebies to get in the stadium. For a guy afraid of heights, I can say it was not my favorite experience. Plus, it made Jill Arrington that much more difficult to drool over.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
For as ca$hmoney as your program is
Your jumbotrons are old school. It was funny to see that as our fans bitched incessantly about our A/V in the stadium, which, prior to this year’s upgrades, was at worst on par with y’alls. And y’all don’t seem to have a problem with yours.
Also, at least 2 out of every 3 clips shown on your jumbotron is about how great your fans are.
Sposed to be SEC
/sniffs haughtily at new money decadence
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 15, 2012 6:00 PM EST up reply actions
Well, there's the really big new one
in the North end zone that is at least 70% adverts, so real useable video area is about as big as the flatscreen we have back at the tailgate. Then there’s the monochrome CRT jumbotron that was installed when Sherman got to Baton Rouge and invented football over in the South end zone where I sit. Like literally. I’m 6 rows from it with the rest of the poor people.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
Hey, your stadium is finally larger than Vanderbilt's stadium!
Congrats on that.
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Feb 15, 2012 2:26 PM EST up reply actions
My stadium?
Welp, you clearly have a University of Georgia education, compete with top marks in literacy. Congratulations.
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Ah yes, academic trolling from ... wait, Kansas State?
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Feb 15, 2012 2:29 PM EST up reply actions
At least we can read.
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Well, to be fair, you did burn all their books.
They just weren’t smart enough to get more.
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by jonfmorse on Feb 15, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
This really is the greatest rivaly t-shirt ever

Thank you Mizzou for making it happen.
They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!
by Profoundly Vague on Feb 15, 2012 2:54 PM EST up reply actions 9 recs
misery makes a hell of a shirt
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 15, 2012 2:55 PM EST up reply actions
Checks US News and World Report college rankings...
… finds Georgia… gets tired of looking for Kansas State.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Feb 15, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions
It's easier to look if you're not wanking.
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Seriously?
This is how you’re going to approach comparing academics? Someone brings up a valid point against you and you tell them that they’re waking.
by Swarles_Barkley on Feb 15, 2012 2:58 PM EST up reply actions
In his defense, though, I WAS wanking.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Feb 15, 2012 2:59 PM EST up reply actions 11 recs
Take it from a GT fan
This is how these things always turn out, regardless of which side said it.
They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!
by Profoundly Vague on Feb 15, 2012 3:00 PM EST up reply actions
You guys should go to the PR/autoadmit boards for this
Good luck.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 15, 2012 3:02 PM EST up reply actions
Yes.
It is. In the grand scheme of things, the difference between UGA and KSU academically is about the same as the difference between Oklahoma State and Arkansas in football in 2011.
Never mind the fact that a bunch of UGAs wanking over US News rankings doesn’t change the fact that anyone with two brain cells can see I’m not a TCU guy even if they don’t know me, which is what started this.
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SHUT UP TCU GUY
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 15, 2012 3:15 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I had to click your profile to see which team is yours, soooo....
… guess I don’t have two brain cells.
But UGA is a superior academic institution to Kansas State. Wank, wank.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Feb 15, 2012 3:15 PM EST up reply actions
You did? You had to click my profile to see that?
Everyone, please line up to point and laugh at the UGA.
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ITS NOT NICE TO LAUGH AT DEAD ANIMALS.
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 15, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You were getting defensive about TCU's stadium...
… so yeah, I did.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Feb 15, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions
his point is that its clearly in his sig....
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 15, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions
meh. My brain tunes out italics.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Feb 15, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions
How many independent study hours would UGA give you . . .
. . . for learning how to read signature blocks?
/ never mind me
// went to a MAC school
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Feb 15, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I never did independent study at UGA, but I had friends that did.
They got away with murder. I can’t believe schools actually let people do independent study.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Feb 15, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions
Public school?
How crass. :-P
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Well, he is apparently a contributor at Bring on the Cats, SBNation's Kansas State blog.
So, he’s probably a Texas Tech fan.
FURK I'VE BEEN OUTED
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Pittsburg
too many consonants.
Joining the club. I'm at 240. This goes away when I'm at 200. This will never go away.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 15, 2012 3:21 PM EST up reply actions
less consonants than Lubbock
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 15, 2012 3:21 PM EST up reply actions
but only in Kansas
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 15, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions
Kansas: We Don't Use Extraneous Pointless Letters.
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But the One True Pittsburgh™ does require the extra letter...
How else could you tell it was the One True Pittsburgh™?
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 15, 2012 4:35 PM EST up reply actions
There is no H in Lubbock.
And Texas Tech is now your mortal enemy.
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*Texas Tec.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
by TexaninNYC on Feb 15, 2012 4:45 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Texas Tec-9?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 15, 2012 4:49 PM EST up reply actions
Nay, Jon F, a thousand times nay....
Pitt is, and always will be, the great enemy.
The story goes that WVU legendary radio/TV announcer, Jack Fleming, was told by his mother:
“Son, that’s Pitt. You hate Pitt today. You hate Pitt tomorrow. You hate Pitt until the day you die, then you hate Pitt for all eternity.”
Maybe in two or three generations, WVU fans can have that kind of hate for one of our new conference mates. But for me, that ain’t happening anytime in the foreseeable future.
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 15, 2012 7:19 PM EST up reply actions
You guys just don't get it.
This is EDSBS, where Lubbock = Pittsburgh.
You’re just going to have to accept that you’re now stuck with EAT DRECK, TECH.
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Oh, I get the Lubbock = Pittsburgh meme....
But taht still doesn’t change the H8 Index
H8 4 Pitt >>>>>>>>> H8 4 TT
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 16, 2012 9:07 AM EST up reply actions
Phenix City
Too many vowels.
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
Stop...wanking?
Are you next going to tell me to put on pants?
by ElRocco337 on Feb 15, 2012 3:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
UGA fans quoting USNWR in an argument
This feels so….so backwards…
They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!
by Profoundly Vague on Feb 15, 2012 3:34 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not hating....
I’m generally amused given the way Tech and UGA usually argue.
They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!
by Profoundly Vague on Feb 15, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions
I know...
… I really meant everybody else in the sub-thread. I was really only kind of meta-replying to you.
/that’s so meta
//or something
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Feb 15, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions
Hey, you passed it off with another joke.
You did it right.
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Well, I was speaking of "you" in the collective sense...
by vineyarddawg on Feb 15, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions
PUNCTUATION! Y'all...
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 15, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions
I stand behind ya'll
Its a contraction of “ya all”, not “you all”. At least how I say it.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
i just make it easy.
and go with y’uns
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"Always the corn, never the hole"
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 15, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions
That was pronouced yinz in central PA. Took me a while to catch onto it.
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
Appropriate uses of all y'all (which is NOT plural for y'all)
1) when emphasizing that you mean each and every one of y’all
2) when addressing one group made up of disparate groups and individuals (two parties waiting for tables at a restaurant)
3) when picking a fight with more than one person (I know all y’all bastards)
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
I feel compelled to point out
that all three of those uses are, in fact, plural of y’all.
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y'all though is already plural
Al examples work without the “all” but are considered acceptable usage.
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
NO SIR.
Y’all is NOT inherently plural. Y’all should know this.
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Since I've already proven I'm light on reading comprehension today...
… when is y’all ever singular?
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Feb 15, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions
Y'all is never singular except in movies about the South written by Yankees!
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
by Tuco on Feb 15, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Being from a family of southern hillbillies
I can assure you that you are quite incorrect.
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FTFY
I can assure you y’all that you y’all are quite incorrect
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 15, 2012 3:34 PM EST up reply actions
all'a'y'all're wrong.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
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by CoastalCowbell on Feb 15, 2012 3:36 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Assanissunthere, realnissun
/Bill Dance’d
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
TOP. NOTCH.
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"Y'all" vs. "all y'all" is not singular vs. plural
They’re both plural. It’s proximate vs. obviative. /linguistics nerd
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by TexaninNYC on Feb 15, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I don't know what in the hell that means and wikipedia is utterly unhelpful
But ‘round these parts the distinction is “you [group]” (y’all) versus “you [each and every one of you]” (all y’all).
Sposed to be SEC
That's basically what it means.
Are you speaking to a direct group of people in front of you (proximate) , or to a group of people at large (obviative)?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
y'all=more than one person
All y’all= a whole bunch of people
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 15, 2012 3:49 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
"every last one of y'all motherfuckers" =
Uncle Scooter found Paw Paw’s shine stash again.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
Aw crackers
Just the gray pinecone with eyes? I was hoping for the real thing
by ItsComplicated on Feb 15, 2012 2:21 PM EST up reply actions
GET BACK IN YOUR POKEBALL
And You Will Know Us By The Trail of DERP
by Big Head Zach on Feb 15, 2012 2:49 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Phlebotofrog tries "SUPERVISING PLAYERS IN OFF-SEASON"
It’s not very effective.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Feb 15, 2012 2:52 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
am I the only red neck who grew up catching horn toads?
ugly creatures but very entertaining. Well, I mean entertaining compared to my other options at the time
crawdads for me
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 15, 2012 2:21 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
You're not the only redneck
I remember as a kid visiting relatives in Abilene and my cousin and I would either catch horn toads or snakes.
Abilene
my hometown and site of toad hunting. Rules re: snakes – if it rattle, run.
Ah, but the Wf'nVU Med Center paid a bounty on rattlers....
As I recall it was $10 a head. Good money for an enterprising young man out in the woods on a Saturady morning. They milked them to make anti-venom.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 15, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions
If it rattles, run only if you forgot your shovel
/I’ve killed many rattlesnakes as a kid
//They’re everywhere where I grew up.
We didn't have any horned toads where I grew up...
We had to settle for snakes and hellbenders.

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 15, 2012 2:23 PM EST up reply actions
It's just a salamander....
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 15, 2012 2:28 PM EST up reply actions
Looks too much like snake.
I have a real thing about snakes. Not phobia-level, but damn close.
Free at last!
Brah, it's got legs...
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 15, 2012 2:31 PM EST up reply actions
It's just a salamander...FROM HELL!!!
Imus Hibernii Pugnaces!
by Neodymium on Feb 15, 2012 2:31 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I hate everyone in this subthread.
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Peace offering?

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Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Feb 15, 2012 2:42 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Butterscotch, is it?
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
All the damn time.
Feed em some red ants and stick em in that old aquarium no one’s using. And I never had blood squirted at me once.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
TCU's mascots are immortal.
As anyone from West Texas knows. They are the anti-UGA.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
by TexaninNYC on Feb 15, 2012 3:35 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
ALL HAIL WEST TEXAS
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Feb 15, 2012 3:56 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
What do you mean they're in the wrong conference?
Didn’t Oklahoma use the entire dorm for their drug operations back in the Switzer days?
Yeah, but that was a different time.
A time when the SEC only had one football team. A time when OU/Nebraska was bigger than any dumb old SEC game.
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Fine, you keep A&M and Missouri FOREVER.
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Welcome to a BCS conference!
I think this makes TCU the 2012 Big Whatever Number favorite.
Their basketball team even upset No. 11 UNLV last night, so there is potential they won some strippers in the deal
A futile crusade to prevent mass ignorance
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Auburn and TCU are causing Fulmer points to increase faster than the rate of inflation
"You have to remember, basketball to the University of Miami is like football to the University of Kansas." - Kim English
Artificial FC points bubble?
DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!
by Anthropologal on Feb 15, 2012 2:57 PM EST up reply actions
/buys Vanderbilt derivatives to short FC market
//Vanderbilt Football insider trading scandal
///ESS-EEE-SEE CHARGES PAWWWWWWL
////MGo goes broke
by MGoEcon on Feb 15, 2012 3:03 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Good hustle on the El Cid, TCU.
Molly, yayo, and scrips are so cliche but acid, very old school. Respect.
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. - F. Scott Fitzgerald
by videoartistknoxharrington on Feb 15, 2012 2:17 PM EST reply actions
Expensive and poorly measured...
Word is that they also allowed their women to process their drugs with their shirts on. Nino Brown says that’s some weak amateur shit right there!
Curse you, Perry the Platypus!
Will our fine athletic governing body be at all intrigued by the lack of reporting of a failed drug test
or are they too busy evaluating various bagel schmear violations?
¡ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD!

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by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Feb 15, 2012 2:19 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
I really hope that's how they branded their product.
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Clap. Clap. Clap. Clap.
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Feb 15, 2012 2:40 PM EST up reply actions
Monday nights, on CBS.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 2:54 PM EST up reply actions
No.
If it were on CBS, it would be “Hypnosis: Amphibious”.
Only NBC (who brought us Manimal) has the vision and courage to bring us Hypnotoad.
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the new addition to Fox's Sunday evening Animation Domination
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Feb 15, 2012 2:57 PM EST up reply actions
20 points. how cute
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
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flagged
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
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What's his plan?
DAs don’t take a dump, son, without a plan.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Feb 15, 2012 2:25 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Just try this while high.

Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 15, 2012 2:32 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
God I remember that.
That game was, like, eight bitches on a bitch boat.
the pause screen music is my ringtone.
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"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 15, 2012 2:42 PM EST up reply actions
We got as far as the level where you climb up a level
and try not to get electrocuted or hit by “well, that clearly is some sort of deadly gas”. Only to find some mini boss monster or something with a gun. “He has a weapon, Dave…lookout”.
Game is indeed a bitch.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 15, 2012 2:46 PM EST up reply actions
You had to be pretty flawless
just to get to weapon man. Beat him a few times and saw the mess after and wrote the game off to being the devil.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 15, 2012 2:50 PM EST up reply actions
No, flawless would be anyone who can beat stage 11
even with a game genie+emulator. Shit’s HAM
I has signature?
plz to share mp3?
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 15, 2012 2:47 PM EST up reply actions
email sent, let me know if it fails or succeeds
may not be able to do it straight from my phone
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 15, 2012 2:49 PM EST up reply actions
I always wondered, was this supposed to be a brain?
The folds on the background weirded me out as a kid more than that the weird thing that would come and steal your life
by ItsComplicated on Feb 15, 2012 2:58 PM EST up reply actions
intestines.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 15, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions
I'm going to with hold all further statements
Because I fear my making fun of TCU, the karma will be repaid through a bust of a Mizzou football meth distribution ring. Although it’ll be at the end of Fulmer Cup season and just be garbage points. Typical Mizzou.
I'm not having a real good time.
then maybe I'll consider you to be SEC
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 15, 2012 2:24 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
Worse.
Mizzou would get busted the week before the SEC Championship Game, after having come out on top of a 5-3 tie for first in the East.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa... 5-3 for the SEC East leader?
A tad optimistic?
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Feb 15, 2012 2:48 PM EST up reply actions
Well, someone's gotta play the Mississippi schools, right?
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It's only the Ell Roberson Special
if it turns out all your players were actually innocent, and only got arrested because someone lied about them.
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"Through training and experience I believed ITEM 1 to be marijuana."
Love it.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 15, 2012 2:24 PM EST reply actions
Needz moar all caps
but pretty solid >>>PROBABLE CAUSE IZ HERE<<< nonetheless.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 15, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions
Pretty amazing that Cliff Harris could stay undercover for six months.
I saw a girl crying tonight. When I asked why she said: "Because everybody lost."
Black Shoe Diaries
@runthedive
by Peter Gray on Feb 15, 2012 2:29 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
plea bargain
he still smokes it all
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 15, 2012 2:58 PM EST up reply actions
True
but at least he kind of makes it sound like he’s on a game show.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 15, 2012 3:36 PM EST up reply actions
SELLER hereby warrants and represents and states and declares and writes and sign languages and farts that he needs to use the bathroom.
Sposed to be SEC
SELLER realizes and comprehends and understands and admits
that after farting, the previous representation is no longer relevant.
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There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved
than a man in the depths of a Horypnotoad binge.
by Danger Cart on Feb 15, 2012 2:24 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
The Hornyptotoad makes you behave like the town drunk in an early irish novel
Complete loss of bodily functions and coordination. The perfect drug for Las Vegas
I has signature?
/shoved by an angry rotarian
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. - F. Scott Fitzgerald
by videoartistknoxharrington on Feb 15, 2012 2:29 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Are you thinking of Hornyptotoad
or Rohypnotoad?
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Feb 15, 2012 2:31 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Fear and Loathing rec...
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 15, 2012 2:28 PM EST up reply actions
These people look like caricatures of used car salesman from Dallas
and they’re all dealing drugs
I has signature?
by ZZR81024 on Feb 15, 2012 2:35 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
CONSARNIT UTSA
First UTEP and now TCU, and you ain’t even got the BALLS to commit a misdemeanor yet? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 15, 2012 2:25 PM EST reply actions
.
“Toad saw that he was trapped. They understood him, they saw through him, they had got ahead of him. His pleasant dream was shattered.”
- Kenneth Grahame, The Wind in the Willows, Ch. 12
This Fulmer Cup business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it.

by Dr. Norris Camacho on Feb 15, 2012 2:37 PM EST reply actions 15 recs
BAAAAAAWWWWWW!
Lite Brite Frog!
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Coincidentally (or not), today is Stephen Garcia's 24th birthday.
That a major drug bust would go down involving football players on ANDIAMBRO’s birthday is a monumental event.
by USCndaATL on Feb 15, 2012 2:39 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Froggingroovin', indeed.
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Feb 15, 2012 2:42 PM EST reply actions
No idea what you are talking about, but...
I read that as Colorado needs more fries…
My first thought was “I’m confused, the pot bust was in Texas.”
Doh. Half-mind.
Is it me or is the Fulmer Cup starting to seriously lack in parity?
Every year some specially selected team starts out fast at number one and is pretty much unmatchable…
Maybe take the top four on June 1st, wipe the slate clean and see how the summer goes..
Finally a college football playoff that everyone can get behind!
by Tim Riordan on Feb 15, 2012 2:49 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
WE DO NOT ALTER THE FULMER CUP.
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by jonfmorse on Feb 15, 2012 2:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Look I know tradition is important, really I get it
But this is a different era in college football than the 2004…
A playoff might really draw interest in a television contract from Court TV..
The only losers are those established powers that are running drug rings out of their locker rooms.
There is no Court TV, only TruTV.
And they already have March Madness.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 2:52 PM EST up reply actions
Could get behind a Fulmer +1 Cup... maybe

by Broncanous Mendenhall on Feb 15, 2012 2:52 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
We will need a commission to control all this
A Barely Criminal Subcommittee or BCS for short
The BCS will be responsible for picking the top two, or a +1 and pitting them against eachother.
Isn't the judicial system already slow enough?
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 15, 2012 3:00 PM EST up reply actions
They just have to include genreally northern crimes
You know, drunken snowmobiling, tossing people into woodchippers, Nude Olympics in the dead of winter, etc.
A futile crusade to prevent mass ignorance
HammerAndRails, SBNation's Boilermaker Blog
Aggravated failure to use ranch.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 15, 2012 3:29 PM EST up reply actions
Northern nudity is generally a crime.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 15, 2012 3:30 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Possession of lutefisk with intent to distribute, registering dead people to vote, ice fishing without a license, bootleg ranch production and distribution, burning Atlanta to the ground.
Last was done by an LSU man
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
He was an Ohioan, who just happened to do some LSU stuff.
PAWWWWLLLL, them Techies iz tryin’ ta steal our guys!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Dat's some serious shit dere
Distributin’ lutefisk violates federal law and international conventions against the proliferation of biologic weapons.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
And we've established that
it’s possible to be prosecuted criminally for violating a federal treaty obligation.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 3:36 PM EST up reply actions
Or

But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
Well, really.
This should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 15, 2012 3:32 PM EST up reply actions
Rev?
dat you?
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GTHTSUN
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by CoastalCowbell on Feb 15, 2012 3:37 PM EST up reply actions
I admit I checked the byline to see if it was a self-portrait.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 15, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions
Glad I wasn't the only one.
Joining the club. I'm at 240. This goes away when I'm at 200. This will never go away.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 15, 2012 4:10 PM EST up reply actions
Do I have to remind you of Virginia's super-incredible, no-one-can-catch-it, lead early last year?
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
Something I just discovered.
The Hammond is on the (soon to be dissolved) board of directors for the University of Kentucky Athletics Association.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 2:50 PM EST reply actions
So, what you're saying is that 17 TCU students have been LINdicted?
by Mango Stasi on Feb 15, 2012 2:59 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Clearly, a LINtervention is in order.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
ThCU
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Feb 15, 2012 3:04 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
T(H)CU?
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 15, 2012 3:08 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
you beat me to it
I vote for T(H)CU as being standard nomenclature, but the other effort is good, too.
#1 make it so!
FSU back-2-back state champs!! 52-14
by CashvilleNole on Feb 15, 2012 4:31 PM EST up reply actions
Affiant thought you wuz a toad
so it’s all good.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 15, 2012 3:04 PM EST reply actions
Thank God the narc had the training and experience required to identify weed.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Feb 15, 2012 3:05 PM EST via Android app reply actions
green fluffy stuff in a plastic bag wasn't a dead give away
FSU back-2-back state champs!! 52-14
by CashvilleNole on Feb 15, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions
That there horny toad sexed him up
and turned him into fulmer points
I has signature?
by ZZR81024 on Feb 15, 2012 3:06 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
HE GOT BETTA!
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 15, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions
AutoREC for that movie...
They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!
by Profoundly Vague on Feb 15, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions
"Fort Worth police said the investigation is ongoing"
So will the Fulmer Cup give further bonus points if the FWPD discover they were also selling Jenkem?
They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!
by Profoundly Vague on Feb 15, 2012 3:23 PM EST reply actions
or smegma?
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 15, 2012 3:28 PM EST up reply actions
Proof positive we are a basketball school
Right now, on ESPNU (and, mercifully, ESPN3) is a basketball practice.
WE TALKIN’ ’BOUT PRACTICE. NOT A GAME, PRACTICE.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 3:25 PM EST reply actions
Kate Upton is becoming a national hero.
She hung up on Cowherd mid-interview.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 15, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
There's only one thing left for her to do to become sainted.
Accuse Craig James of trying to murder her.
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by jonfmorse on Feb 15, 2012 3:30 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
That was cringe-worthy.
That whole interview was creepy from start to finish. Cowherd is slimy on a normal day. That was bad even for him, though. Good for Upton for hanging up. She probably had to take a shower afterwards.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Feb 15, 2012 3:37 PM EST up reply actions
C'mon, women lie about their age all the time.
Right?
Hello?
/Cowherd slinks away to his TV show
//Some day, Beadle will slap the shit out of him
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions
I wish to see him and craig james fight to the death
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 15, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions
only if it ends up like Glen Fogel
and Wally Beckett
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 15, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions
Dear God, what is that thing?
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those that understand binary and those that don't.
by Old Coder on Feb 15, 2012 4:03 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
It's possible, Pig
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those that understand binary and those that don't.
by Old Coder on Feb 15, 2012 4:07 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
And the winner gets executed
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 15, 2012 4:44 PM EST up reply actions
Someone on Twitter the other day:
“Man, I miss ESPN2 now that Jim Rome’s gone.” — No one, ever.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Have a take, don't suck.
/and always ignore it when Rome breaks both rules.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Feb 15, 2012 3:43 PM EST up reply actions
Jim Rome's two greatest crimes:
1) Lecturing the audience for 10 minutes about how bad the previous caller (who only wasted 23 seconds of our time) was.
2) Bragging to the audience for 20 minutes about how great that last interview (which only lasted 4 minutes) was.
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Knew I was going to hate him as soon as I figured out he called his fans "clones".
I tried to tough it out for a few years, though. Where I used to live, he was the only sports talk option in the afternoons when I was always driving somewhere for work. Thank COTG I have other options now, though.
Hey, funny, he’s making fun of Coach Kryzewski’s name again!
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Feb 15, 2012 3:49 PM EST up reply actions
(To be fair, we here can't ever bitch
about “[tired worn-out joke about X] again”.)
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Well, that's certainly true.
The difference, though, is that most of the running jokes here are funny. Rome just comes across as a dick when he makes fun of people’s names.
Now, if Coach K’s name was like, “Coach KocknBalls”, then yes. Make fun.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Feb 15, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions
/Delonte West joke about Krispy Kremes
//clip of Delonte West talking about Krispy Kremes
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
3) Repeating the same thing over and over again but rephrasing it.
4) Rewording his “takes” so that they sound slightly different than they did when he said it just a second ago.
5) Arranging the same sentence in a different format over and over again for 10 minutes.
6) -signed repetitive egotistical asshat
THEY LIKE MARIJUANA TO SMOKE AND ALTER THEIR MINDSET AND THINGS. -Dr. Norris Camacho
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 15, 2012 5:30 PM EST up reply actions
The same people that decided Reilly was worth $2 million a year.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Feb 15, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions
I'd take a billion Reillys over Cowherd
At least Reilly has occasionally shown skill and seems to be human. Has Cowherd done anything good ever besides make Skip Bayless look slightly less terrible?
Wrong. Wrongwrongwrong.
Reilly is a Colorado alum, and is therefore is a douchenozzle.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 15, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions
TRUE DAT.
Remember, this is the university that also produced 3OH!3.
by Turd Ferguson on Feb 15, 2012 3:45 PM EST up reply actions
What?
Did your shift key freak out?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions
Their one big hit was with Ke$ha, so you should hate them.
(Thank COTG my kids have outgrown top 40 radio.)
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
you have good taste
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 15, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions
Reilly was good once.
Now? He just opens an article online, throws in thirty cliches and clicks “submit” and then screws up another SportsCenter.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Feb 15, 2012 3:45 PM EST up reply actions
No. No never.
He’s Woody Paige with a bigger audience who prefers working in the Tom Rinaldi maudlin set.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 15, 2012 3:51 PM EST up reply actions
Completely agreed
Reilly has talent, and occasionally shows glimmers of it when not just phoning it in. What’s really fucking scary about Cowherd is that I think he’s actually working at his maximum potential.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
The world needs ditchdiggers too, Danny.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 3:48 PM EST up reply actions
Are you Catholic, son?
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/cheats on Maggie with Lacey
//because, seriously, did you see and hear Maggie and Lacey?
Free at last!
What does THAT sign say?
/pick up that blood
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 15, 2012 4:09 PM EST up reply actions
Ooh, right in the lumberyard.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 3:50 PM EST up reply actions
Excuse me, but I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key.
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Ok, Wang, this place is restricted so don't tell 'em you're Jewish alright? Alright.
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
Wow, you buy a hat like that, it should come with a free bowl of soup.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 3:55 PM EST up reply actions
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber.
Didn’t want to do it. Somehow felt I owed it to them.
by Nick's Hat Band on Feb 15, 2012 3:56 PM EST up reply actions
There is no gambling at Bushwood, sir... and I NEVER slice.
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You'll get nothing and like it!
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 3:58 PM EST up reply actions
Hey, you scratched my anchor!
You can never pay back, but you can always pay forward. - W. W. Hayes
by Crabapple Buck on Feb 15, 2012 4:02 PM EST up reply actions
Don't sell yourself short, judge. You're a tremendous slouch
Joining the club. I'm at 240. This goes away when I'm at 200. This will never go away.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 15, 2012 4:13 PM EST up reply actions
Can't rely on a Texan to do nothin' right.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 15, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions
I MAKE A PERFECT GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH SIR
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
Florida didnt
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 15, 2012 3:32 PM EST up reply actions
I read this in Dean Wormers voice
because any talk of expulsion should require a voiceover from Faber.
You can never pay back, but you can always pay forward. - W. W. Hayes
Seven years of college down the drain.
They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!
by Profoundly Vague on Feb 15, 2012 3:49 PM EST up reply actions
Even the shit we didn't steal?
They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!
by Profoundly Vague on Feb 15, 2012 3:57 PM EST up reply actions
He's pre-law? I thought he was pre-med!
by Turd Ferguson on Feb 15, 2012 3:50 PM EST up reply actions
You mind if we dance with your dates?
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
A ZIT! GET IT?
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Mine's bigger than that.
My cucumber, that is.
by Turd Ferguson on Feb 15, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions
I'll have 7 Carlings and a rock & rye
You can never pay back, but you can always pay forward. - W. W. Hayes
by Crabapple Buck on Feb 15, 2012 3:57 PM EST up reply actions
what's the difference?
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Feb 15, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions
So guys
Apparently I’m an asshole for criticizing Brock because I don’t know him (I have met him). This is from someone on Facebook.. He’s got two kids and and has to support them. Here’s the exchange.
u know any of those people personally pat? yeah didn’t think so so don’t act like u know why they did it.
are you supporting 2 kids while you’re in school and making car payments pat?
“get a real job” while playing football and going to school? is that gonna be ur response?
you read an email and a newspaper article guess that makes you an expert
My response: So the DEA, police, and media are all lying?
U don’t know him pat. U don’t know his past or future. Just his present. Which u got out a newspaper AND AN AFFIDAVIT OMG! … U don’t know shit is my point
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
Wow.
You are obviously a total asshole.
I like trucks.
by Gen. Stoopnagle on Feb 15, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions
I knew it, I'm surrounded by Assholes!
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Feb 15, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Ranking the ways to provide for two kids while attending college and playing football"
1) Anything but dealing drugs
2) Dealing drugs.
by Mango Stasi on Feb 15, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions 13 recs
YOU DON'T KNOW HIM SO SHUT UP
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 15, 2012 3:55 PM EST up reply actions
U spellled "U" wrong SHUT UP!
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Feb 15, 2012 3:56 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
U REAP WHAT U SEW.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 15, 2012 3:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
IT'S SO U MORAN
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 15, 2012 4:00 PM EST up reply actions
YOUR AND IDIOT
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GTHTSUN
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by CoastalCowbell on Feb 15, 2012 4:01 PM EST up reply actions
no one is forcing him to play football
If you have kids, your #1 priority should be taking care of them, if you can’t do that while playing football, then quit playing football. I know this is over simplified, but selling drugs is not a good sustainable business venture. The external environment is against you, there are low barriers to entry, high substitutability, it’s just not a good long term plan
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 15, 2012 3:58 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
This depends on the market
In some places barriers to entry are significant (i.e., the guy who’s already working the corner will cap your ass). I learned this lesson a long time ago when riding undercover in South Central LA and asking why the going rate for trafficking in food stamps didn’t get bid up above 50 cents on the dollar. (College-level micro meets real world, yo.)
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
We had a week long debate on the ethics of this in high school
its was very enlightening.
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 15, 2012 4:11 PM EST up reply actions
Posner says put that shit in the hands of the person willing to pay the most for it
Sposed to be SEC
I greatly dislike Posner.
Economics should not be the driving force behind the law. I don’t care if it was efficient for you to breach the contract. We negotiated, you lost, and you should be held to that original deal. It undermines the value of a contract. IMHO.
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Feb 15, 2012 4:15 PM EST up reply actions
But you ignore
that sometimes it is better to ask “who is better suited to handle this fuck fest” when things go wrong. Posner would help the little guy.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 15, 2012 4:25 PM EST up reply actions
Are you arguing that specific performance should be the remedy for a breach?
I’m not quite sure what you’re saying. But to be clear: Posner’s view is that, efficient or not, a breach is still a breach, and the breacher should still be coughing up damages. Simply allowing a party to walk away would be inefficient and he doesn’t encourage that. (This assumes that any damages awarded accurately reflect the harm caused; whether they do or not is an empirical question that is a different argument).
Sposed to be SEC
I think Coase would disagree
/know slightly more about economics than I do the law
//hasnt ever stopped me
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Posner is all about some Coase
If we’re concerned with assets moving to those who value them the most (Coase), law should facilitate that transaction (Posner). The legal process by which that happens is contracts (more posin’).
Sposed to be SEC
That isnt exactly Coase
Coase is about giving the property rights to the side which lessens transaction costs. Sort of.
Because, if transaction costs are zero, it doesnt matter who has the property rights initially!
Plus some stuff about bees.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Actually, it is Coase
“Because, if transaction costs are zero, it doesnt matter who has the property rights initially!”
Exactly, but realize why that’s so. If you value a cow at $120, I value it at $100, and there’s no transaction costs, it doesn’t matter which of us has the cow initially, it’s gonna end up in your hands. If you start with it, good for you; if I start with it, we’ll strike a deal somewhere between $100 and $120. Either way, as you suggested, it ends up in your hands. That’s the Coase Thoerem. But the reason why the theorem is correct is that, in a perfect market, assets will move into the hands of those who value them the most; the Coase theorem is a simple consequence of that.
Posner’s extrapolation, and the whole field of law & econ, is that our laws should facilitate this movement, not hinder it. You can’t really give something to the side that lessens transaction costs—they arise, by definition, from a transaction. More precisely: the goal is to minimize transaction costs transactions do occur, maximizing the value of every transaction. The legal regime which does the best job of minimizing them is the one we should use.
Sposed to be SEC
Im not sure about Posner
but the point of Coase is to define the property rights in advance so that transaction costs are minimized.
I think we may be saying the same thing, but I thought Posner had more to do with court actions than law. If not, nevermind on everything I said.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Nah, you're right, we're on the same page from 2 different perspectives
And as you suspected, Posner isn’t limited to the courts. The law has a bunch of different means to effectuate its ends—regulation, litigation, licensing, no government action, etc., and all the subsidiaries of each (damages vs. injunctions, trademarks vs. patents vs. nothing, etc.). He goes at them all (or at least attempts to).
The structure of his textbook is very simple:
Chapter 1: The law & econ analysis (building off Coase, other basic economics, and Posner’s moral justifications for law & econ).
Chapter 2: Law & Econ analysis applied to property law
Chapter 3: Law & Econ analysis applied to contract law
Chapter 4: Law & Econ analysis applied to tort law
etc. until the book ends.
Sposed to be SEC
Yeah, sorry. This started out as a well thought out moral objection and descended into business school mind-garbage
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 15, 2012 4:12 PM EST up reply actions
You left out prostitution*.
* – As long as Craig James is verified to be somewhere other than the DFW area.
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Feb 15, 2012 4:05 PM EST up reply actions
See, this is what you get for going on Facebook.
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Do you guys know how to post affidavits to Facebook?
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
by DONSLIQ on Feb 15, 2012 3:55 PM EST up reply actions 9 recs
So 12 seconds ago....
They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!
by Profoundly Vague on Feb 15, 2012 3:56 PM EST up reply actions
Do you know how to post videos to Facebook?
by Mango Stasi on Feb 15, 2012 3:56 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Oh, man. DONSLIQ buried you, bro.
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Do you know how to post vidoes to Facebook?
They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!
by Profoundly Vague on Feb 15, 2012 3:56 PM EST up reply actions
Interesting that your alleged reliance on an affidavit produces more RAEG than your reliance on a newspaper
Actually, not that interesting. “U DON’T KNOW [ME/HIM/HER/IT]” is one of those phrases monopolized by the stupids.
Sposed to be SEC
Pigs lie, man!
Seriously, though, anyone without at least a healthy skepticism regarding law enforcement, their statement and methods is naive at best and willfully ignorant at worst.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 3:56 PM EST up reply actions
But it's a smiley spider...
One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov
He only has seven legs
and I would like to return him.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 15, 2012 4:00 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Apologies, folks.
Should have let that one slide.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 4:03 PM EST up reply actions
While in other circumstances, I'd enjoy talking about this, right now...

by Turd Ferguson on Feb 15, 2012 3:59 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, in retrospect, probably should have let that one go.
Apologies, good people.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 4:00 PM EST up reply actions
I don't see how you can just assume that they're crooked just because they're associated with Texas Law Enfor
by Old South on Feb 15, 2012 4:00 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
He's actually a very honest man. Insane? yes. Stupid? as stupid as the day is long
but he’ll tell you what he thinks and what did.
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 15, 2012 4:14 PM EST up reply actions
there was that interview on espn.com
where he both bragged about poisoning the trees and denied doing it, and cried
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Feb 15, 2012 5:02 PM EST up reply actions
In his top picture, he looks like Illinois Nazi #3 from the Blues Brothers.
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
Harvey simply poison the weeds...Case closed,
And while the defendants were being processed, they would be teabagged in their sleep.
I am a parody of myself.
by mrpelicanpants on Feb 15, 2012 8:54 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Pigs lie, huh?
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SAY IT TO MY FACE, PUSSY!
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
by TexaninNYC on Feb 15, 2012 4:02 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Arkansas: Proudly employing coaches who worked in Kentucky
since Houston Nutt.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 4:04 PM EST up reply actions
Clearly, the government is a massive conspiracy out to arrest this one poor guy with two kids.
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Feb 15, 2012 3:57 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That there police department is chock full of Aggies, PAAAWWWLLLL!!!
My anti-drug is football, because sometimes it is a better hallucinogen than anything you can get at Burning Man. - Spencer Hall 9/28/11
by car.full.of.midgets on Feb 15, 2012 3:59 PM EST up reply actions
You say "conspiracy"
We say, “connecting the dots cause obviously Auburn is taking money from casinos.”
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
Free Slot machine ATM cards, who doesn't have em?
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 15, 2012 4:15 PM EST up reply actions
You say "conspiracy"
We say, “connecting the dots cause obviously Auburn is taking money from casinos.”
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
I feel my TCU degree losing value by the second after reading that exchange
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
YOU SAW IT?
THANK CHRIST.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 15, 2012 3:59 PM EST up reply actions
Today started out good
Howeva I may make the news by the end of the day, in a “multiple homicide” kind of way.
One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov
So it's Wednesday, is what you're saying.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
No, today's been special.
One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov
Fortunately, your local grocery store has valentines' chocolate half off.
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Feb 15, 2012 3:59 PM EST up reply actions
WHEN DOES THE BOOZE GO ON SALE.
TELL ME SOMETHING RELEVANT!
One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov
Even better
It’s Cadbury Creme Egg season.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
They've been in the stores since January, at least.
Which is awesome, but I do wish they would go back to the original size.
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
They're occasional places till V-Day, but then they're everywhere.
As to the second point, there was some guest on Conan who bought an old one on E-Bay to compare it side-by-side with a new one to prove Cadbury was covering up the great Creme Egg scandal.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
I was thinking Zac Braff, but yours sounds equally plausible.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
Cadbury creme egg brownies?
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those that understand binary and those that don't.
SOON.
One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov
Hearing day at the ol' bankruptcy courthouse
Debtor of the day was a plaintiffs’ attorney with an outstanding IRS judgment of >$1 million dating back to returns he didn’t file in the late 1990’s.
Sposed to be SEC
Take your pick here on EDSBS
One of them may do it pro bono if you promise not to eat them
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
NO PROMISES.
One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov
I'm on the way.
/has been on murder cases before as wingman
//old boss has sterling record in beating murder charges
///saw it done a whole bunch of times
How're you on "mass murder"?
Asking for a friend.
One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov
You know there is more to life than Rule 403 objections.
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Feb 15, 2012 4:12 PM EST up reply actions
Will it be a problem if I sit at the defense table
wearing my special “Lecter suit and mask”?
One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov
/waves goodbye to statute of limitations date
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 15, 2012 4:01 PM EST up reply actions
the BigXII-2+1-2+1 Revolving door welcomes TCU appropriately

Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Feb 15, 2012 4:01 PM EST reply actions 6 recs
/develops fear of revolving doors
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 15, 2012 4:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
What the hell is happening, here?
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 15, 2012 4:03 PM EST up reply actions
What it is, ain't exactly clear.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 15, 2012 4:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
There's a man with a gun over there, tellin me I've got to beware
Jumping on board with this. I'm at 193. This goes away when I'm at 148. Remind me.
by alexanderkotov on Feb 15, 2012 4:06 PM EST up reply actions
Stop. HEY.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 4:06 PM EST up reply actions
What's that sound?
Jumping on board with this. I'm at 193. This goes away when I'm at 148. Remind me.
by alexanderkotov on Feb 15, 2012 4:07 PM EST up reply actions
Rec'd
For the fact that this song was going through my head as I typed that.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 15, 2012 4:07 PM EST up reply actions
I can't figure out what has happened here. Aside from it shattering.
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Feb 15, 2012 4:03 PM EST up reply actions
Everyone's asking...
including myself. I’m going to hazard a guess that it’s something to do with air pressure it catching just the right circumstance to cause the door to push in on itself right where that guy is walking.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 15, 2012 4:04 PM EST up reply actions
It looks like it changed its mind and started going in reverse
Damn anything that was going to stop it.
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
/Aliens.jpg
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Feb 15, 2012 4:05 PM EST up reply actions
Seymour fed it.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 15, 2012 4:09 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
The rarely used
Little Shop of Horrors rec.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 15, 2012 4:16 PM EST up reply actions
Suddenly Seymourrrrrrrr
is standing beside youuuuuuu
Jumping on board with this. I'm at 193. This goes away when I'm at 148. Remind me.
by alexanderkotov on Feb 15, 2012 4:16 PM EST up reply actions
You'll be a dennntist..
you have a talen for causing pain;
son, be a dennnntist,
people will pay you to be inhumane!
Free at last!
What the shit?
How the fuck did that happen?
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
The most horrible thing Bethesda did in Skyrim:
Allowed me the opportunity to harvest juniper berries.
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I have, this far, not found a gin recipe.
Also, a disturbing lack of stills with which one may interact.
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/gets hammered at the local meadery
//does lines of moon sugar off housecarl’s butt
Sposed to be SEC
I am totally going to have lesbian entertainment with Lydia, man.
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Well the NPC I married never comes around
Always out cavortin’ and whorin’ around, no Lover’s Comfort bonus for me (but the money is good).
Tried to build a harem of female followers in my other house. Didn’t work. They all got bored and left.
Sposed to be SEC
Save yourself for Mjoll
She doesn’t complain when you make her carry your crap
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Feb 15, 2012 4:11 PM EST up reply actions
I'm actually going to have to find a violently deadly caster to follow me around.
’cause, as usual, I have defaulted to hack-and-slash.
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I've found that followers are pretty much useless in that game, particularly in dungeons
If you try to avoid a trap they will invariably charge right onto its trigger in the middle of a fight.
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Feb 15, 2012 4:15 PM EST up reply actions
"Wait here."
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the dark elf from the winterhold college is good for that.
just wait until you’re leveled a bit before you get her to join.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
"Bicycle is new poverty mule. " - Spencer Prokhorov
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 15, 2012 4:16 PM EST up reply actions
Define "leveled a bit".
/currently running around tripping all the locations to lock in their level, because I’m an asshole that way
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30+ should do it.
lower than that & the mages dont have enough life to last in a tough fight.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
"Bicycle is new poverty mule. " - Spencer Prokhorov
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 15, 2012 5:00 PM EST up reply actions
Give it a few weeks.
Someone will cook up a distillery mod with the Creation Kit.
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
That would require playing on a PC.
I am no longer capable of such a feat.
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Only way to play a TES game, imo
but I understand you have to work with the tools you’ve got.
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
Oh, my PC can handle it.
I can’t. I’m too used to consoles now.
Plus, I can’t kick back in the recliner to play a PC game.
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You can with a sufficiently throaty laptop
I played the Mass Effect 3 Demo from my Laz-E-Boy only last evening.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 15, 2012 4:32 PM EST up reply actions
I would sooner gouge my eyes out with thistles
than try and game on a laptop.
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It's all about having the right laptop.
Studio XPS 16 with a cooler – I can do TF2 at 1080p @ 60 fps.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 15, 2012 4:35 PM EST up reply actions
Could not care less about the processing power or the video.
15 years of having some sort of laptop, and I still cannot adapt to using one efficiently. It actually takes me — ME, physically — twice as long to do most things on a laptop.
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/gives direwolf headcock
Lack of a set of number keys is that difficult? I guess I’ve bounced around enough keyboards at enough jerbs that I never get addicted to a single one.
I still miss the copy-paste keys on the vertical F-key row on old Sun Workstation keyboards.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 15, 2012 4:40 PM EST up reply actions
It's more the flat layout
and never having figured out a way to set up a mouse comfortably anywhere I’d take my laptop to sit more comfortably.
Also, I am addicted to XBL achievements.
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can't stand touchpads
and prefers a real keyboard and mouse. But that’s why personal laptop is a business-grade machine with a real docking station (and work machine should be, but employer is cheap).
Mouse/trackball is non-negotiable.
Especially if gaming. Never have been able to understand how anyone can FPS with a gamepad.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 15, 2012 4:42 PM EST up reply actions
badly
but don’t really do FPS games, and hate that good RPGs have been morphing into FPS games (Mass Effect 2 still sitting on shelf barely-played).
Gah!
Dude. You got ta git that shit done. 5 of the 6 classes play radically differently.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 15, 2012 4:54 PM EST up reply actions
I discovered Vanguard is amazing as all hell
Had done at least three playthroughs as a Soldier before I decided to switch things up, since I was tired of tanking thorugh everything with adrenaline rush.
Biotic charge is hilariously awesome.
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Feb 15, 2012 5:46 PM EST up reply actions
The all-biotic terror squad is fun too.
ALL THE WARP EXPLOSIONS. And having Tali and Legion with an Engineer and having 3 drones annoying the opponents on the battlefield is a hoot.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 15, 2012 7:53 PM EST up reply actions
I should clarify:
Generally speaking, my laptop sits closed on my desk, attached to a 24" monitor right next to my desktop’s monitor. Its only real use AS a laptop is for travel.
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Sometimes I want to game and watch TV out of the corner of my eye.
I’m completely selfish.
(I do also have the desktop with a 23" for when shit gets real.)
by Albino Tornado on Feb 15, 2012 4:37 PM EST up reply actions
/shifty
That… is why I have a 32" flatscreen next to the big screen.
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I have a spouse.
I understand my limitations in this area. It took nearly a decade to get a TV into the bedroom.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 15, 2012 4:40 PM EST up reply actions
all I got to say is WOW
TCU has not released results of any drug tests, but Johnson told an undercover officer that 82 players failed, the documents say.
JD’s like, "you want some f*ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
In totally unrelated news:
TCU has announced they will field a team composed entirely of walk-ons for whatever game they play against a 1-AA team in 2012.
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Feb 15, 2012 4:10 PM EST up reply actions
Try not to fail any drug tests on your way through the parking lot!
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 15, 2012 4:12 PM EST up reply actions 12 recs
U DON'T NO HIM AND HIM AND HIM AND HIM AND HIM AND HIM AND HIM AND HIM
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Feb 15, 2012 4:13 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
AN DEM
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 15, 2012 4:14 PM EST up reply actions
They're making a great impression on the Big 12.
Is it possible the Big East actually dodged a bullet for once?
No.
They still got a Mumphus.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 15, 2012 4:16 PM EST up reply actions
I know you're very excited
Now that the college counterpart of your favorite NBA team will be playing you every year
Sposed to be SEC
82?!?!?!
@KEYESportsBob: Affadavit says Devin Johnson told an officer 82 TCU players failed a surprise drug test ordered by Gary Patterson.
Free at last!
Gotta be in all sports.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
Not unless he's the AD.
Add in the walk-ons, and it’s feasible to have a roster of 120+
by Albino Tornado on Feb 15, 2012 4:16 PM EST up reply actions
120+?
Giggitah.

¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 15, 2012 4:17 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Nebraska's roster is 147.
ALL THE WALKONS (and county scholarships, allegedly.)
by Albino Tornado on Feb 15, 2012 4:20 PM EST up reply actions
Ahem.

They are not “walk-ons.” They are “primarily scholars of the highest repute and academic achievement who also participate in sportive competition as part of a well-rounded curriculum and also have we mentioned exams in November.”
You have much to learn.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 15, 2012 4:23 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
This guy, Jawz, looks like Dilberts boss , and Jawz, you're fired...
I am a parody of myself.
by mrpelicanpants on Feb 15, 2012 8:57 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Someone needs to 'shop the hair so it's a little more pointy....
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 16, 2012 9:11 AM EST up reply actions
I didn't see the Gary Patterson part of the quote.
Way to ball, TCU. Way. To. Ball.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
Nope.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjpeo3VAvdw
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 15, 2012 4:18 PM EST up reply actions
That leaves what, 3 guys?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 4:09 PM EST up reply actions
All I can think of is Scott Bakula in Necessary Roughness now.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 15, 2012 4:11 PM EST up reply actions
Paul Blake was on ALL.THE.PAIN.MEDS
Andre Krimm was clean, though.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Feb 15, 2012 4:11 PM EST up reply actions
Serious question
Are the punishments for a failed drug test left up to the school, or is the NCAA notified/involved?
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
Pretty sure it is up to the school.
For example- Urbz at Florida and his “15 strikes and you’re out for a quarter” policy.
That's harsh.
#SOUR
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Hey now, fire an AK-47 in a parking lot and you get kicked off the team for a year.
Sure, you get to come back afterwards, but it’s the thought that counts.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Feb 15, 2012 4:32 PM EST up reply actions
"Coach Patterson, you only have three players lined up to receive the kickoff."
“My TEAM is on the field!”
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Feb 15, 2012 4:14 PM EST up reply actions 13 recs
Including interceptions?
One.
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Feb 15, 2012 4:16 PM EST up reply actions
2010 minnesota vikings?
"if they're still paying, you're still winning."
-my dad
by whiskey_soup on Feb 15, 2012 6:22 PM EST up reply actions
They don't have to release the results, I believe.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 15, 2012 4:21 PM EST up reply actions
Randy Edsall laughs at their misfortune.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 15, 2012 4:10 PM EST up reply actions
/slow clap.
Spectacular work. Very glad I scrolled to the bottom of this thread.
Hey, don't look now, but guess who won the Jeopardy College Tournament.

Be afraid, Sun Belt. We’re coming for you.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
by TexaninNYC on Feb 15, 2012 4:17 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Would.
Love Asian chicks. And redheads. And short-haired blondes.
/Currently has a dark redhead, almost brunette.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 15, 2012 4:19 PM EST up reply actions
Now you've scared me.
Pretty sure it is, though. I certainly hope so, anyway.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 15, 2012 4:27 PM EST up reply actions
I'm pretty sure it is too
But there’s enough ambiguity that I couldn’t resist the chance to poke you
Sposed to be SEC
PHRASING!
Especially in light of the conversation.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 15, 2012 4:33 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Yes.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
Long hair is obscured by hoodie.
Was watching the college tournament. There was a category on bowl games. Lulz.
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Feb 15, 2012 6:02 PM EST up reply actions
really?
thats cool…
JD’s like, "you want some f*ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Random, right?
She was a TAMSter too.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
that really isn't a surprise...
those little bastards are a beating..
its a great feeling when you get to fail one of those little shits
JD’s like, "you want some f*ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
It was my goal to get invited to their prom.
Never pulled it off though, sorry Chris Hansen.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
that is just creepy man
JD’s like, "you want some f*ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Be honest...
You’re curious as to what their prom was like. It would be the weirdest thing ever.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
probably fucking true
I know one of the TAMS advisers… I might just ask to get on the prom committee to find out…
JD’s like, "you want some f*ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
I just looked up TAMS
and after finding out that they actually have a prom, I expect a full and detailed report of exactly what it was like.
by Turd Ferguson on Feb 15, 2012 4:49 PM EST up reply actions
Damn!
Another one of us?!?!
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Feb 15, 2012 6:21 PM EST up reply actions
My niece is there getting her Masters in Sports Psychology
A strawberry blonde though.
You can never pay back, but you can always pay forward. - W. W. Hayes
by Crabapple Buck on Feb 15, 2012 4:21 PM EST up reply actions
The Lin's Are Coming! The Lin's Are Coming!
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 15, 2012 4:23 PM EST up reply actions
¡Go Mean Green!
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Feb 15, 2012 6:19 PM EST up reply actions
Hearing this started because a recruit talked to Patterson about drug use among players.
And how he was looking elsewhere because of it. Hence the surprise drug test.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
drug tests... yeah
investigation… nah…
Been ongoing for a while it seems
JD’s like, "you want some f*ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Yeah, the drug tests, I mean.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 15, 2012 4:25 PM EST up reply actions
That's what Galloway was saying
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 15, 2012 4:53 PM EST up reply actions
Three things went through my mind...
1) How fucking stupid do you have to be to sell drugs at a small school in a city that isn’t that big, AND you’re a starter on one of the top 25 teams in the nation? That leads to the related question of how many people are going to use this as further evidence that the NCAA needs to give a stipend or other financial support with scholarships. Speaking of the NCAA…
2) How likely is it that these guys have fucked up to the point that the NCAA might get involved? Although it seems like Gary Patterson is handling this just fine, that may not be enough for the university or the NCAA. Losing GP would set the program even further than this will anyway. Speaking of long-term ramifications…
3) Now Horned Frogs can’t make “hurr durr, SMU people are all cokeheads, lulz” comments anymore. However, I think some levity is required.

My girlfriend was texting me about this story while I was in class, and one DFW TV station said 4 players expelled, another said 5… I told her that hearing four then five made me think we were discussing Craig James. Allegedly.
When I think of Texas A&M, I think of all the guys dressing like state troopers, all reciting "And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the furkin' tsippers."
by RollDamnToad on Feb 15, 2012 4:30 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
I think Ft Worth has 740k people in thier city limits,,, not counting all the burbs..
JD’s like, "you want some f*ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Yeah, Fort Worth's pretty damn big.
But it does have a small town feel to it.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
Isn't Fort Worth a suburb of Dallas?
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.
Honest question, or trolling?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
Both?
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.
Depends on whether you count DFW airport as a city
If so, Fort Worth is a suburb of a suburb of Dallas
Sposed to be SEC
only on EDSBS
can a question receive this many replies that are not in fact answers to the question
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Feb 15, 2012 4:50 PM EST up reply actions
DALLAS LOVE FIELD?
Smallest busy airport ever?
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Feb 15, 2012 5:02 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
DCA is tiny as compared to the traffic volume
And it may be even closer to downtown than Love.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
LaGuardia too.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 15, 2012 5:05 PM EST up reply actions
Two things that I always see in Love Field...
Inordinate amount if good looking women. High percentage of patrons have a drink in hand waiting for flight. I attribute this to being a Southwest hub.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Feb 15, 2012 5:08 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
The A terminal . . .
. . . is what Walt Disney thought the future would look like back in 1950. The good news for you is that after the DL-NW merger, they consolidated all their gates in the new terminal. The only time I’m ever in the A terminal now is to fly Air Canada.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
San Diego.
Busiest single-runway airport in the world
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.
Thought that was Gatwick in London
Technically two runways, but it functions as a 1-runway airport because of the close clearance.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 15, 2012 5:09 PM EST up reply actions
and the only major airport that you can't fly into on autopilot
/airport on the beach right next to downtown
//pretty much nowhere to expand airport short of going Japanese and putting a runway in the Pacific
///nowhere to build a new airport short of building it in the middle of the desert or hoping the Navy shuts down Miramar MCAS (aka Top Gun)
They used to be two distinct cities
Then they grew together. It’s not really a suburb, though, in that most people who live in Ft. Worth don’t commute to Dallas to work or other “city” functions.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
I think this would get you shot in Ft Worth
“They was a suburb of us till that TV show came along”—guess this is what people there think
by ItsComplicated on Feb 15, 2012 4:49 PM EST up reply actions
As late as 1970
there was pretty much 30 miles of not, jack, and shit between Dallas and Fort Worth.
The honest way to put it is that Grand Prairie (a suburb of Dallas) is adjacent to Arlington (a suburb of Fort Worth) — and although Dallas technically borders Grand Prairie and Fort Worth technically borders Arlington, a direct path from downtown Dallas to GP takes you through Cockrell Hill (still a city in its own right), while a direct path from downtown Fort Worth to downtown Arlington takes you through Meadowbrook, which used to be an unincorporated city until Fort Worth absorbed it.
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Oh--
and as late as the mid-90s, there was a few miles of nothing between Arlington and GP, too.
Calling FW a suburb of Dallas is, although on a much smaller scale, like calling Philadelphia a suburb of New York.
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This.
I was looking for a good example- I almost said San Diego and L.A.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
Heh, there's still miles and miles of nothing between South Orange and Oceanside, isn't there?
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Marines
They still control a large gap of that space.
by idaho_techsan on Feb 15, 2012 6:16 PM EST up reply actions
From a player
@kolbygriffin12: This rumor about 82 of us failing a drug test is false completely false
Rumor? ONE OF YOUR TEAMMATES WAS THE ONE WHO SAID IT. IT’S IN A SWORN AFFIDAVIT. HOW IS THIS A RUMOR? HOW. GDRH93IERHNADSFKJLNLADFVQFNLKV
I NEED SOME TYLENOL
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
NO THAT'S NOT CODE FOR ANYTHING
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 15, 2012 4:32 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
did i catch a niner in there?
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 15, 2012 4:35 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
call one of the players. he'll hook you up.
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 15, 2012 4:32 PM EST up reply actions 9 recs
sad rec
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 15, 2012 4:34 PM EST up reply actions
This needs more recs.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Feb 16, 2012 9:08 AM EST up reply actions
It's still a rumor.
Just because a player said it doesn’t make it true.
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That kid and Tanner Brock said something along those lines.
Still only two, but when they both say something along those lines, it makes me think there is something to it.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 15, 2012 4:34 PM EST up reply actions
It was 84.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
Typical Alabama math.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 15, 2012 4:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
All of them were told it's okay if they failed the drug test in November, because they'll have another chance in January.
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by jonfmorse on Feb 15, 2012 4:40 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
they also claim six more failed than actually did
by Ardbeg on Feb 15, 2012 4:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
STILL HAVE MORE DRUG USERS THAN AWBARN
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
I don't even want to know what you'd do to our pot plants.
Jumping on board with this. I'm at 193. This goes away when I'm at 148. Remind me.
by alexanderkotov on Feb 15, 2012 5:03 PM EST up reply actions
Smoke them.
Duh.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
You say the sky is blue?
That’s your OPINION. Where are the studies? Where is the data?
Sposed to be SEC
/receives telegraph
//forwards it via pigeon
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Sure, I telegraph everything.

¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 15, 2012 4:45 PM EST up reply actions 11 recs
Being soft on crime ...
… won’t get you re-elected in Lee County.
All In with a Grand Jury!
Let me see you "Lutzie."
by Lutzenkirchen Dance Academy on Feb 15, 2012 4:37 PM EST reply actions
I heard a few ALL IN jokes today
referring to some friends’ valentines day
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 15, 2012 4:41 PM EST up reply actions
This is all a big conspiracy to discredit TCU upon their arrival in the Big 12!
UT, SMU, and Jerry Jones have all united to keep the Frogs down!
Mack Brown, Bill Clements, the Queen, the Vatican, the Gettys, the Rothschilds, and Colonel Sanders….
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.
I beleive man!!!!
JD’s like, "you want some f*ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
TURN OFF THE BAY CITY ROLLERS!
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 15, 2012 4:44 PM EST up reply actions
We've got a piper down!
My anti-drug is football, because sometimes it is a better hallucinogen than anything you can get at Burning Man. - Spencer Hall 9/28/11
by car.full.of.midgets on Feb 15, 2012 4:47 PM EST up reply actions
OT. Monsieur Wenger go Furk yourself!
Thanks for another outstanding season!
"Shabbat Shalom motherfuckers" Mordechai Jefferson Carver
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
Wenger really should have left several years ago
His ‘project’ is ultimately going to lead to the rise of Tottenham
Dear hot girls I sit next to in class,
Don’t text me before class saying you won’t be there today and ask me take notes for you. It’s likely that I won’t go to said class if I’m not going to flirt with you. If you want my notes, text me 2 minutes before class when it’s too late for me to go find something else to do.
Thanks,
Management
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 15, 2012 4:46 PM EST reply actions
This new "[insert your school] Meme" thing on facebook is hilarious.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Feb 15, 2012 4:56 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
ironic choice of phrase.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Feb 15, 2012 4:57 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
title

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
by TexaninNYC on Feb 15, 2012 4:58 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
TCU's initall B12 season at a glance

JD’s like, "you want some f*ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
by laxtonto on Feb 15, 2012 4:46 PM EST reply actions 10 recs
yeah, but not as bad as UAB, TCU was allowed to build it back.
#freeuab
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 15, 2012 4:49 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I am boycotting the big board...
until I learn how Boardmaster Brian brought it to us.
The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. ~ Winston Churchill
IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN! OFFICE HOURS WITH GREEKPADRE!
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Okay commentariat, pick the theme music for this program.
Go.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
especially if CRG shows up
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
"Every Step You Take"
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 15, 2012 5:10 PM EST up reply actions
It's all Nabakov's fault
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
I was thinking both are appropriate since she stalks the guy.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 15, 2012 5:13 PM EST up reply actions
Joe Schad reporting breaking news
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 15, 2012 5:26 PM EST up reply actions
"Wasted Time"
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those that understand binary and those that don't.
"You're much too young, girl..."
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
Meryn Cadell, "The Sweater"
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
/drums kick up....
“wonder what our teacher’s gonna look like this year…”
“I don’t feel tardy…”
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Feb 15, 2012 5:09 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad...
by ElRocco337 on Feb 15, 2012 5:11 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
ohhhhhh yeaheah!
"if they're still paying, you're still winning."
-my dad
by whiskey_soup on Feb 15, 2012 6:28 PM EST up reply actions
Dr. Suzanne Mattox PHD.
Probably need to flip the genders, though.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Feb 15, 2012 5:11 PM EST up reply actions
"Young Love"
One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov
you know...with all the "love" songs...I think everyone on EDSBS knows about the CRG
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
"I will Follow" -U2
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 15, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions
"Weiner Blut"
by Johan Strauss.
One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov
Gene Pitney's "Town Without Pity"
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 15, 2012 5:15 PM EST up reply actions
From a girl I know at TCU
They’re arresting everybody out here… more students getting arrested in class and at the BLUU… Harsh.
BLUU=University Union
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
Hide your kickers, hide your wide receivers, and hide your halfbacks too.
They arresting everybody up in here.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 15, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
If TCU's kicker was arrested as a freshman, we'd have all been better for it.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
by Maximilian on Feb 15, 2012 5:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh shit, y'all.
I iz jelly.
Where are they playing?
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 15, 2012 5:32 PM EST up reply actions
Buster's, Lexington's best concert venue
Ticket prices up a bunch this year, but it makes sense, since they packed the place and rocked out last year. Sold out tonight.
Sposed to be SEC
I downloaded their show from Buster's last year.
Bitchin’. Have fun, and don’t do anything I would do.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 15, 2012 5:35 PM EST up reply actions
As far as setting clubs on fire, I'll do my best
Remember enterprise liability from torts? That concept was invented after a fire in a Kentucky club that killed 165 people (Google “Beverly HIlls Supper Club.”).
Incidentally, the lawyer who litigated that (Stanley Chesley) is one of the most successful plaintiffs lawyers in history and about to be disbarred from ALL THE BARS for his apparent participation in the greatest client theft of all time and largest fraud in Kentucky history. Turns out stealing $54 million from your class action clients is not a good thing to do, and is hard to get away with.
Sposed to be SEC
Im seeing Drivin n Cryin tonight
Havent seen them since 88.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Errbody gets a business card!
One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov
So . . . after they're cuffed, are they being Frog-marched in front of the local TV news crews?
YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Feb 15, 2012 5:19 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I would be very ribbitter, if that was me.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I found a picture of events unfolding...

by Danger Cart on Feb 15, 2012 5:29 PM EST up reply actions 8 recs
Let me see it... three times BAM BAM BAM.
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Feb 15, 2012 6:05 PM EST up reply actions
Jebediah Kerman is very interested in this game
and wonders if it would be OK to play blindfolded.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 15, 2012 6:29 PM EST up reply actions
the football players' arrests were all weed-related
the larger drug ring (if that’s what it was) was into diversified markets
How many Newtons (TX) of it?
NOTE: Not to be be confused with Newtons (AU), which are a currency unit.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
And Newtons(UF)
Which are a unit of measure for distance one can throw a laptop.
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room." - President Merkin Muffley
by I_Call_The_Big_One_Bitey on Feb 15, 2012 5:29 PM EST up reply actions
Ugh why are transcript requests such a PITA sometimes?
And not available in .pdf form which means uploading to online applications is a pain too. Wish employers would allow uploading an unofficial transcript and then if you are accepted, request a mailed official copy if you get an offer. Especially since I need to show my law transcript after I get the degree anyhow. Ughhhhhhhhh. I know employers are concerned with people fudging things, but a simple checkup on transcripts after extending an offer through an online online job application process when it’s easier to directly mail something like that to the hiring person to avoid funny things would be a better process. And make me less inclined to write run-on borderline incoherent sentences out of rage for the system.
And letters of recommendation, hoooo boy let me tell you about letters of recommendation…
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 15, 2012 5:25 PM EST reply actions
Some government/military positions I'm applying for now require official transcripts to be uploaded to your online application.
I haven’t found any way to get something mailed and have the information applied to the application account (no method to tie mailed materials to your application) which means I order/receive the documents, then scan and save as .pdf and upload I’m assuming.
I understand where they’re coming from, but it’s just a protracted thing. I’d rather have them ask for my transcripts after being offered a commission/position. Then I could mail to a known person, they could review everything and make sure it’s legitimate, and the application process would be streamlined significantly. Especially since the point of asking for an official transcript over an unofficial transcript is to prevent tampering, but the system in place makes it impossible for an official transcript to get into the application without it passing through the student’s hands. Just a strange way of making this work.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 15, 2012 5:32 PM EST up reply actions
Hoo boy.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 15, 2012 5:35 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
"Westcliff, motherfuckers!"
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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 15, 2012 5:54 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
Fine
Also, after taking a long nap after a lot of running around for reporting

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by RyanMcD29 on Feb 15, 2012 6:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
right clicked and saved
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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 15, 2012 6:25 PM EST up reply actions
Boise State's new academic PR campaign?
I'm too important to this team. Big Stein can't be flopping and twitching.
not green?
a crime.
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by whiskey_soup on Feb 15, 2012 6:28 PM EST up reply actions
NEW UPDATES
Devin Johnson – three charges of marijuana delivery exceeding .25 oz but less than 5 lbs, state jail felony
Ty Horn – 1 count of delivery of marijuana (drug-free zone), 1 count of delivery of marijuana less than .25 oz. misdemeanor
Oh, and a quick gem from the web – I had totally forgotten about this:
“Last year, TCU was lauded in a “Sports Illustrated” article as the only top 25 team in the nation in 2010 with no players on its roster with criminal records."
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by slims on Feb 15, 2012 5:57 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
Well, the chancellor was smart.
He made sure the kids got expelled from TCU before getting arrested, so the roster is untarnished.
When I think of Texas A&M, I think of all the guys dressing like state troopers, all reciting "And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the furkin' tsippers."
by RollDamnToad on Feb 16, 2012 2:43 AM EST up reply actions
Hold on.
If this is true, TCU gets NO Fulmer Cup points.
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There seems to be some question about that....
As our dear Aunt Stabby points out in SI, there is the small matter of being" found in violation" before you’re expelled.
Quote from TCU Chancellor’s statement,
Further, according to University policy, students arrested and found in violation of distributing drugs are subject to immediate expulsion from TCU.
One would hope that all the machinations of jurisprudence are allowed to run their course before these kids are summarily expelled.
Tejas isn’t some third world country, is it?
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 16, 2012 9:20 AM EST up reply actions
IIRC, GT tried to expel Reuben Houston as well and keep him off the football team (though after the arrest)
Houston got a court order restoring him to the team
Man, can we get a court order to restore Reggie Ball to the team?
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Feb 16, 2012 9:48 AM EST up reply actions
Sure, but only if there's a court order to restore Willie Martinez to your coaching staff....
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 16, 2012 9:50 AM EST up reply actions
Cruel and unusual punishment, your honor.
I move that this be stricken from the record.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Feb 16, 2012 9:57 AM EST up reply actions
one hour in, no CRG
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nevermind, she just showed up
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Ouch, jinxed yourself
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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 15, 2012 6:31 PM EST up reply actions
In the case I'm reading for Estates right now
it was, in fact, lupus.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 15, 2012 6:05 PM EST reply actions
It's from last night.
The Tide actually got rolled.
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Wow...That is seriously impressive
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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 15, 2012 6:27 PM EST up reply actions
fucking. hysterical.
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by whiskey_soup on Feb 15, 2012 6:31 PM EST up reply actions
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