THE CURIOUS INDEX, 2/15/2012
by Spencer Hall on Feb 15, 2012 10:47 AM EST
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PrintHEY LOOK IT'S THE SEC SCHEDULE. THE RABBIT IS YOUR SOUL.
(via reddit)
We kid. The SEC schedule will come out a week after the 2012 season actually starts. The Big 12 schedule, however, came out yesterday, and as always it is backloaded as hell and full of late fall drama. The obvious candy? West Virginia at Oklahoma State on November 10th should be six hours long and full of flames and screaming, so we are all for this new thing already.
THIS IS GOING TO GET SOMEONE'S PARTNER SHOT AND A GUY'S ALREADY WOUNDED HEART COMPLETELY BROKEN BY A GIMLET-EYED GAL WITH A BODY LIKE A JAGUAR AND A MOTOR TO MATCH. If the NCAA is going to start using private investigators to follow up on cases, then someone's getting shot in the state of Alabama, and then we're going to have to listen to Finebaum callers defend it, and sure, let's go ahead and do this.
DEREK DOOLEY SHOULD STOP TALKING PART 129. Sure, oversigning's great, Derek. It's like the best.
WAC TO THE FUTURE WELL NOT AT ALL. Karl Benson's tiny universe now expands ever-so-slightly, while the WAC has passed Red Giant stage and is well on its way to total collapse with the Mountin' USA Giant Frog Sex Ball conference forming from the remnants of three different conferences. The Sun Belt is now the Alt Football Conference, containing the mainstream coaches of tomorrow working in obscure, affordable towns where an artist can really just do his thing, you know?
MIKE HAMILTON IS HELPING WITH INTERNATIONAL RELIEF. No, really, that's what he's doing. We have no jokes for this other than to say this is awesome, and that he might be having this conversation with the small African child in the picture.
Hamilton: "Do you know who I am?"
Child: "No."
Hamilton: "Oh thank heavens."
THE MOST IMPORTANT THING YOU WILL READ TODAY. The Rottweiler at defensive end is a great call, though the Golden at QB is a tragic misstep due to lack of field smarts. We'll take a standard poodle there: smart, quick, tough, and like most QBs known for silly hair. (More necessary dogness here.)
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Someone will definitely get shot in Alabama, but at least his body will probably be found.
The guy who they send to Louisiana will be disposed of by being fed to alligators, and his poor family will have nothing to bury.
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Once two strangers climbed ol’ Rocky Top
Lookin’ for hunert dollar bills
Strangers ain’t come down from Rocky Top
Reckon they never will
If the brute force method fails, you didn't use enough brute force.
by AubEng on Feb 15, 2012 11:47 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I'd go Copperhead Road
Now the revenue man wanted Grandaddy bad
He headed up the holler with everything he had
It’s before my time but I’ve been told
He never came back from Copperhead Road
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 11:48 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Nobody ever knew there was coal in them mountains
Till a man from the Northeast arrived…
by ItsComplicated on Feb 15, 2012 11:50 AM EST up reply actions
Nothing to bury, but
some damn tasty alligator sausage, alligator sauce piquant, and fried alligator balls.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
Thank God I sit in the back row in class.
Or I’d be getting some strange looks right now.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 10:52 AM EST up reply actions
Awesome
but I’m at work, bro. Trying to not do shit while also being inconspicuous. Her fun bags jiggling around on my screen in glorious gif form ain’t helping.
Real nice though.
by Onestatewest on Feb 15, 2012 10:53 AM EST up reply actions
apologies to all...
i take for granted having my own office and pretty much free-reign over whatever i want to do online… so again, sorry fellas
Don't you apologize for a damn thing.
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by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Feb 15, 2012 10:55 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
If we pretend to be angry will you post more?
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Feb 15, 2012 10:58 AM EST up reply actions
Oh goodie! pictures of tits which can be found everywhere else on the internet
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 15, 2012 12:31 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Mornin', Chloe.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 12:31 PM EST up reply actions
Well, do you have pictures of tits that cannot be found everywhere else on the internet?
Just askin’.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
technically? yes.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 15, 2012 12:34 PM EST up reply actions
All this Kate Upton love is cracking me up.
She used to show Paint horses so all the QH/Paint glossy mags’ websites are doing “congratulations to Kate” articles right now.
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A few reasons, having nothing to do with her perfection:
1. The rest of the damn internet
2. Already posted yesterday
3. I suspect that it was part of yesterday’s B1G-level sever speed.
Free at last!
red x makes me sad
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Feb 15, 2012 11:38 AM EST up reply actions
It should
Kate Upton in a bikini doing the dougie.
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by jokastrength on Feb 15, 2012 11:39 AM EST up reply actions
In many different bikinis.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 15, 2012 11:40 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I do not know why this exists but I am happy that it does
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
by Irishjugg on Feb 15, 2012 12:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'll be in my bunk
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Feb 15, 2012 12:07 PM EST up reply actions
Saban is aroused by Ufford's conjectures.
DOGS DON’T COUNT TOWARDS THE SCHOLARSHIP LIMIT, PAWWWWWWWWWL
That is FINISHING THE DRILL.
Seriously.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 10:56 AM EST up reply actions
They replaced a team that sure as hell didn't know how to.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 15, 2012 10:57 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
They at least diversified their portfolio:
Steve McGee, chief of police at #TCU: students were selling maijuana, cocaine, ecstasy, mollies, acid, prescription drugs.
Free at last!
Maybe I'm showing my age
but what the hell are “mollies”?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 11:02 AM EST up reply actions
"Molly" is slang for MDMA powder.
So essentially uncut ecstasy, at least in theory.
/took a class called “Substance Abuse” in college
//seriously, I got three credits for it
by Danger Cart on Feb 15, 2012 11:10 AM EST up reply actions
"Advisor Smith, I have a Mr. Crowell on line three"
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Feb 15, 2012 11:37 AM EST up reply actions
right...
“took a class”
mmm hmmm
I'd like to get his autograph, but he looks too much like Dave
by AllWhoYonder on Feb 15, 2012 11:47 AM EST up reply actions
So if a "Molly' is MDMA now
what the fuck are these kids putting in their “ecstasy”?
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
by Rapeablyfresh on Feb 15, 2012 11:49 AM EST up reply actions
Molly is just the straight powder
Ecstasy has stuff in it that lets it be processed into pill form.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
yeah
what he said.
::erases incomplete, drawn out explanation::
I'd like to get his autograph, but he looks too much like Dave
by AllWhoYonder on Feb 15, 2012 11:52 AM EST up reply actions
I had Substance Abuse when I was at Wf'nVU also....
Never got any credit for it, I guess because I was never caught.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 15, 2012 11:51 AM EST up reply actions
Cramming for the final would be truly dangerous.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Feb 15, 2012 11:53 AM EST up reply actions
/Charlie Sheen wrecks the curve for everyone
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 15, 2012 11:54 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Thought I was gonna die, once or twicet...
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 15, 2012 11:55 AM EST up reply actions
That sounds more Pac-12 than Big 12.
Has TCU joined that conference yet?
by ElRocco337 on Feb 15, 2012 11:10 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Those guys must have been huge fans of the Sublime version of Scarlet Begonias
by Danger Cart on Feb 15, 2012 11:12 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Had to learn the hard way just to let her pass by
Tottenham Hotspurs, Penn State, and Winthrop are the only things that made me cry in my adult life.
by Tottenham Makes Me Cry on Feb 15, 2012 11:42 AM EST up reply actions
Or QOTSA.
Nicotine, valium, vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy, and alcohol…
C-C-C-C-C-Co-caine!
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Feb 15, 2012 12:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Jimmy Johns avoided Fed charges?
good job dude.
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by jokastrength on Feb 15, 2012 11:17 AM EST up reply actions
Avoiding crossing state lines so fast, you'll freak
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Feb 15, 2012 11:38 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Didn't Perrilloux get fed charges?
Or was he never officially charged?
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 15, 2012 11:41 AM EST up reply actions
Never charged
I don’t think he was ever seriously connected.
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Feb 15, 2012 11:52 AM EST up reply actions
There was no Fulmer Cup for Reuben Houston?
Federal drug charges, 2006.
http://collegefanatics.com/boards/
Some days, it seems like there isn't enough coffee.
Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
Exactly. The Feds rarely screw up a case.
When they make a bust, it goes badly for those who get hand-cuffed.
Which is being horribly made into a movie...
by Danger Cart on Feb 15, 2012 11:18 AM EST up reply actions
Maybe it was a documentary
C-Tates keeps it real yo.
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Feb 15, 2012 11:20 AM EST up reply actions
More like 21-19 Jump Street
Right Wisconsin bros?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
by TexaninNYC on Feb 15, 2012 11:31 AM EST up reply actions 10 recs
And they have nearly infinite resources.
As the Barry Bonds case proved, they will prosecute it at great cost just to prove a point.
..
Well at least they got a conviction…. damn.
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by jokastrength on Feb 15, 2012 11:21 AM EST up reply actions
They got a conviction.
One conviction. So now Bonds and I have the same number of WS rings and he has one more felony.
But who has the biggest head?
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by jokastrength on Feb 15, 2012 12:50 PM EST up reply actions
Yuuupppp.
“What’s that beeping noise?”
“That’s their document production. It came by semi.”
“Oh.”
One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov
Welcome to the BCS!
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Feb 15, 2012 11:10 AM EST up reply actions
ALL OF THEM!
Follow @Hokie_Wartooth
by DC Hokie on Feb 15, 2012 11:41 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
The fact that it's TCU
makes this all the more comedic
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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 15, 2012 2:03 PM EST up reply actions
Let's not get ahead of ourselves here
It’s a long offseason, there has been limited snowfall, and nothing good happens in Florida ever
Stop right there... and I'll bring back the sun.
@borntobecassidy
yeah but dude, Auburn last year...
with one fell swoop racked up 80… we might be in that territory again
Yet another Auburn championship rendered flukey a year later?
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Feb 15, 2012 11:29 AM EST up reply actions 10 recs
that lightning in a bottle magic that happens once a generation
… that it takes to win the Switzer Slam
Just how many points would OU have gotten that year?
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 15, 2012 11:43 AM EST up reply actions
Think West Virginia in the Orange Bowl x2
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Feb 15, 2012 11:44 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Was that 1989?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
right around then
maybe 88. I think that Switzer left the following year.
Google's homepage celebrates too much shit.
Ill pull up the SI Vault and see if there's a good detailing of the crimes.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
Wikipedia has the following:
“In a six month time frame, there was a shooting and a rape in the athletic dorm on Oklahoma’s campus, Switzer’s house was robbed with the help of one of his athletes, and an athlete was caught attempting to sell drugs to an undercover agent”
Damn.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 15, 2012 11:58 AM EST up reply actions
Are there enough bonus points that could be given
To equal the awesomeness of a coach’s house being robbed by one of his players.
I’m guessing no OU player tried that on Schnelly’s watch
"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Feb 15, 2012 12:05 PM EST up reply actions
One crazy thing I learned this morning is that Switzer got charged with INSIDER TRADING.
Is there a less Switzer-iffic crime you can conceive of?
by Albino Tornado on Feb 15, 2012 12:06 PM EST up reply actions
But is there a more Good Ol' Boy booster/coach back-scratching crime you can think of?
Surprised we don’t see this one every other year.
“Nice job winning the bowl coach, btw, you might want to consider dropping Pfizer before fiscal Q3………………”
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 15, 2012 12:08 PM EST up reply actions
Just remember
they only got Al Capone on income tax evasion.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 15, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions
Treason
Switzer loves America. Nay, Switzer IS America.
by Mango Stasi on Feb 15, 2012 12:32 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Nebraska fan.
I, shall we say, VEHEMENTLY disagree.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 15, 2012 12:55 PM EST up reply actions
you're just jeally
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 15, 2012 1:12 PM EST up reply actions
Jelly? No.
Sooner Magic was damned annoying, however.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 15, 2012 1:15 PM EST up reply actions
Don't deny your wanting of a Nebraska/Oklahoma bowl game!
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 15, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions
OU finishes #3 behind WVU and TCU
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 15, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions
Just named a random B1G-Big XII tie in
by ItsComplicated on Feb 15, 2012 1:22 PM EST up reply actions
I know. I just ran with it.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 15, 2012 1:24 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, lawd yes.
So long as it’s not in the Insight or Texas Meineke Weedeater Bowl.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 15, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions
Nebraska fans showing vehemence?
Tom Osbourne is stoically disappointed. He just about cracked a frown.
Oh, he hates him some porn 'n' gambling.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 15, 2012 1:15 PM EST up reply actions
It was Fulmer cup season of that year
January of ’89.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 15, 2012 11:55 AM EST up reply actions
I was about to say...
Charles Thompson, while initially hesitant, now whole-heartedly approves of TCU’s inclusion in the Big-XIIish
by Billy Sims' Fro on Feb 15, 2012 1:37 PM EST up reply actions
WE SEE IT.
Just have to wait on charges. Even newspapers have “MANY ARRESTED” at this point.
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
Do you know how to post Fulmer Cup points to... Facebook?
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 15, 2012 11:00 AM EST up reply actions 18 recs
Do you know how to post Fulmer Cup points to... Facebook?
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Feb 15, 2012 11:32 AM EST up reply actions 6 recs
so 27 seconds ago
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
So are we declaring horrible athletic directors like Mike Hamilton
on the level of refugees hiding out?
Because I’m okay with that if it means Joe Dean gets banished to Outer Mongolia.
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
/Dan Guerrero hides in Tuscany
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Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Feb 15, 2012 11:03 AM EST up reply actions
Send Hamilton to Corsica!
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
I've got Weimaraner projected at DE on the next level
Pros: Great motor, insane.
Cons: Susceptible to the hard count.
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by Silver Britches on Feb 15, 2012 11:04 AM EST reply actions
The German Shepard at FS is very susceptible to play action and pump fakes.
/pretends to throw ball
//pretends to throw ball again
by Albino Tornado on Feb 15, 2012 11:34 AM EST up reply actions
Of course the Aggie makes that joke
:-P
My loyal heart avows no other.
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I'm having trouble finding a place for my Lab other than the Onside Kick team.
This was a great idea...I'm currently at 240 and will not stop until I'm at 200. Remind me of this.
My mutt is definitely a gunner on the punt team-
small, lots of energy, not afraid to go after the bigger dogs, and plenty willing to run headlong into things
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
My dog would be a solid receiver
I one threw a toy that rolled across his back before he turned around and caught it mid-air. We called him Prothro for a week or so, till we realized the implications of that.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
by TexaninNYC on Feb 15, 2012 11:41 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I chuckled
then got really sad at the thought of a dog getting injured like that.
/Wonders what it says about me as a person that I was sadder at the thought of the dog being hurt.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 15, 2012 11:42 AM EST up reply actions
Dogs are innocents.
With people, you assume they’ve done something horrible at some point to deserve it. With dogs, you assume they haven’t.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
Plus, dogs have to wear the cone of shame afterward.
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Feb 15, 2012 11:45 AM EST up reply actions
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Joining the club. I'm at 240. This goes away when I'm at 200. This will never go away.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 15, 2012 11:58 AM EST up reply actions 7 recs
Bawwwww, I love Dug.
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I have relatives from Protho's hometown that disliked him before the break
Same relatives with children named Brodie so it was in spite of college choice
by ItsComplicated on Feb 15, 2012 11:46 AM EST up reply actions
He rents my cousin's house in Tuscaloosa.
He’s actually a pretty good guy.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
These things are not mutually exclusive.
He may have become a pretty good guy.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
I think it stemmed from an event where he was assuming the "too big for his hometown" role
Which makes sense for a college kid
by ItsComplicated on Feb 15, 2012 11:49 AM EST up reply actions
Are your relatives also from Heflin?
If so, small world.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
My cousin married a guy from Heflin, and I've gotten to know quite a few folks from there.
Chances are I’ve met someone related to you.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I dated a girl a couple years younger than you from Mobile
Chances are I’ve met someone you know as well (although Heflin is slightly smaller than Mobile). But it creeps me out still when real life people cross into my edsbs so I’ll leave it there.
by ItsComplicated on Feb 15, 2012 12:52 PM EST up reply actions
That Dog
has a motor that never stops
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Feb 15, 2012 11:42 AM EST up reply actions
THIS DOG KNOWS WHAT IT TAKES TO MAKE IT IN THE
NATIONAL PAWBALL LEAGUE
by ItsComplicated on Feb 15, 2012 11:44 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Golden one at dt, knee height sausage shaped and willing to sit in the hole
the other at receiver, big, fast, strong, and dumb as hell
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 15, 2012 12:56 PM EST up reply actions
I run a 3-4 with the dogs.
My NT is a Cane Corso, the two DE’s are Mastiffs.
One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov
Probably a good idea-
when you have that many natural athletes on the team, you gotta get them to make plays in space
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
To pull off a 3-4 in this league
You gotta have a hell of a Rhodesian Ridgeback at your Jack position.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
That was the breed I was trying to remember!
What do you think for the other LB’s?
One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov
The Will has to be somebody with size, who can run sideline to sideline, and really likes to hit.
Cliche as it may be, a Rott would fill that role admirably
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
HIVEMIND
This was a great idea...I'm currently at 240 and will not stop until I'm at 200. Remind me of this.
I love rotties, so any excuse I'm down with.
One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov
my mike/sam in a 3-4 needs to be smart, big, and willing to fill fast
bulldogs it is
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 15, 2012 12:59 PM EST up reply actions
see lewis, ray
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 15, 2012 1:03 PM EST up reply actions
Rottweiler for Will, Chocolate Lab for Sam?
My brother’s chocolate lab looks like a mid-80s PSU all-american
This was a great idea...I'm currently at 240 and will not stop until I'm at 200. Remind me of this.
Hived
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
My Ridgeback/Lab mix puppy
Is athletic and has a great motor, but I don’t know if she can bulk up enough to play OLB in the 3-4. She’d really be a better fit in a 4-3.
We can convert her to safety.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
My friend's ridgebacks are both kinda skinny
I think though they could be pass-rushing specialists as OLB. Wouldn’t hold up against a rushing attack, but they’d be terrors off the edge on 3rd and long.
Put one at Center, at least.
I’m going with Newfies for the rest of the line.
This was a great idea...I'm currently at 240 and will not stop until I'm at 200. Remind me of this.
Neapolitan Mastiffs?
Lots of slobbering, and drool…
One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov
Same thing as an Ovcharka, I believe.
Which I said somewhere (probably below) ought to be on the DL. A DT or something. Though I could see putting them on the OL since their known for being super protective of their owners.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 15, 2012 12:04 PM EST up reply actions
And Ovcharka puppies are adorable.
One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov
Grown Ovcharkas can be adorable, too.
But only to their owners. To everyone else, they’re vicious creatures that would make you shit yourself if it looked at you in any way.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 15, 2012 12:08 PM EST up reply actions
Who, me?
One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov
Needz moar fangs.
This was a great idea...I'm currently at 240 and will not stop until I'm at 200. Remind me of this.
I like these dogs.
They remind me of family.
One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov
You are a blanx....
Your opinions on frightening things is, well, unreliable for the rest of us.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 15, 2012 12:10 PM EST up reply actions
That...
becomes this…
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 15, 2012 12:11 PM EST up reply actions
Title clicked, runs off crying.
This was a great idea...I'm currently at 240 and will not stop until I'm at 200. Remind me of this.
I call him, "Bitey".
One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov
by blanx73 on Feb 15, 2012 12:14 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Pretty sure that's a warg.
THEY LIKE MARIJUANA TO SMOKE AND ALTER THEIR MINDSET AND THINGS. -Dr. Norris Camacho
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 15, 2012 1:43 PM EST up reply actions
I always wanted a Dire Dog.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 15, 2012 12:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Semi-hived
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
AROOOO!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Which one is Summer and which one's Grey Wind
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
That's a bear
or possibly a wooly mammoth carrying a fish. I’m not up on my Russian animals.
by DavidInOpelika on Feb 15, 2012 12:22 PM EST up reply actions
So, did some googling of Ovcharkas out of curiosity.
Found a breeder’s website, where they’re promoting the offspring of one of their dogs, CH. Fart.
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by allicolls on Feb 15, 2012 12:40 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
YOU! do you know cake breeders in texas?
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 15, 2012 12:54 PM EST up reply actions
No.
But I suppose I could find out. Probably by asking horseshow people where they got their cakes.
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Cake = corgi, right? (I missed this meme)
If so, I have family in Austin with corgis who probably know a guy.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
I had to google it
There was a gigantic corgi cake at the royal wedding this summer.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 15, 2012 12:59 PM EST up reply actions
/googles
BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
That's not where the meme comes from...
BUT OHMIGOD SO CUTE!
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It was the best guess I had.
And it did track pretty well.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 15, 2012 1:04 PM EST up reply actions
Yo dawg, I heard you like cake.
So we made a cake that looks like cake so your cake can eat some cake.
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Our local pet store . . .
. . . for folks with more disposable income than sense sells “pupcakes” that you can feed your dog on special occasions.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
My wife used to buy her cats packaged "special occasion" food
in fancy foil envelopes to supplement the dried food that was considerably more expensive than similar canned food. Then I started reading the labels.
“Salmon in pumpkin sauce, Oceanfish with asparagus, Tuna with ginger and honey? They’ve fooled you into falsely projecting what you’d want to eat if you were a gourmond cat. If it were up to the cats, it’d be Sewer rat brains with daffodil petals and Baby sparrow on a bed of Japanese beetles.”
by Ardbeg on Feb 15, 2012 1:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yes, and when my dog earns money and buys her own special times food, then she's getting what appeals to me.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 15, 2012 1:31 PM EST up reply actions
My pit and lab mix
would make a great fence vulnerability consultant for zoos or prisons. He can escape from any yard in under half an hour. It’s uncanny.
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by car.full.of.midgets on Feb 15, 2012 1:36 PM EST up reply actions
My dog gets a piece of scrambled egg on special occasions.
Or a small piece of cheese. That’s as fancy as we get.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
Either of you would be most rewarded if you could help me out.
Coworker wants Cake. I told her I “knew people.”
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 15, 2012 1:14 PM EST up reply actions
If I were without a child in the house,
I would have one of them.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
If I didn't work these hours
I’d consider it.
One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov
But if it grows up with your child, odds are it will latch on to them and be the sweet, gentle doggy
Anyone who attempts to mess with your child… they’ll end up dead.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 15, 2012 1:25 PM EST up reply actions
Airwolf engaged!
One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
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by blanx73 on Feb 15, 2012 1:26 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Airwolf auto-rec
For a while I kept getting spam emails from a “Michael Vincent” with a “job opportunity.”
Had his name been Jan-Michael Vincent, I probably would have opened them just in case he needed a co-pilot.
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Feb 15, 2012 1:52 PM EST up reply actions
Probably not a bad comparison, really.
It’s a dog bred to protect it’s flock from wolves, and can kick the shit out of wolves that come after it. It’s a serious badass.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 15, 2012 1:27 PM EST up reply actions
Other folks said it earlier
I was just copying
by ItsComplicated on Feb 15, 2012 1:27 PM EST up reply actions
Agreed,
but some chances I don’t like to take. As it is we’ve had incidents with our Bullmastiff and the boy. Bullem’s are known to be non-biters by trait, but any dog will do dog things at times. In every case, it’s been human error, not dog error.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
WANT!
So long as it comes with big house and big yard and big car and big paycheck.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 15, 2012 1:27 PM EST up reply actions
What is 'what every sorority girl who studies in the law library as a sophomore says', Alex.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 15, 2012 1:30 PM EST up reply actions
Working on that MRS degree.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 1:30 PM EST up reply actions
What's a law library?
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 15, 2012 1:34 PM EST up reply actions
It's where dreams go to die.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 1:35 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
It's a building with books.
The books contain words printed on pages in various sequences but you need to sell your soul in order to decipher them.
20 years of indentured servitude also acceptable in lieu of soul.*
*soul not really necessary in this field so its probably best to sell soul rather than accept mountain of debt.
THEY LIKE MARIJUANA TO SMOKE AND ALTER THEIR MINDSET AND THINGS. -Dr. Norris Camacho
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 15, 2012 1:38 PM EST up reply actions
So if I were to find such a book, in such a building, and understand it, that means what?
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 15, 2012 1:39 PM EST up reply actions
That means you should run screaming in another direction.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 15, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions
That is correct.
THEY LIKE MARIJUANA TO SMOKE AND ALTER THEIR MINDSET AND THINGS. -Dr. Norris Camacho
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 15, 2012 1:42 PM EST up reply actions
It's a gathering place for celibates at nonreligiously affiliated universities.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
what y'all don't remember is that um, they stay with their kind.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 15, 2012 1:44 PM EST up reply actions
that shit started in high school though
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 15, 2012 1:47 PM EST up reply actions
No comment.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
Which, the part about
it being one big sex ed class? You betcha!
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 15, 2012 2:12 PM EST up reply actions
I got an MR degree along with my BS in Mech Eng.
DEAL WITH IT.
/I could reach the highest shelf
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 15, 2012 1:50 PM EST up reply actions
so the shelves were only 6' off the ground?
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 15, 2012 1:52 PM EST up reply actions
I'M OF AVERAGE HEIGHT
grumble grumble grumble
we couldn’t all dunk in middle school.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 15, 2012 1:57 PM EST up reply actions
I couldn't either.
I don’t have hops. And 6’ tall girls at 12 years old are AWKWARD
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 15, 2012 1:58 PM EST up reply actions
When do they outgrow that?
My wife’s the next best thing to 6’, and she’s clumsy as all get out.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 15, 2012 1:59 PM EST up reply actions
never.
i fall/trip up stairs often, run into things which i think should be further away, etc. You’re outta luck.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 15, 2012 2:01 PM EST up reply actions
Well, she's 29*, so don't expect to outgrow it any time soon.
(*) for arbitrarily large values thereof
by Albino Tornado on Feb 15, 2012 2:03 PM EST up reply actions
Truth.
Joining the club. I'm at 240. This goes away when I'm at 200. This will never go away.
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by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 15, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions
I don't need to reach the highest shelf.
I just throw a dumb undergrad at the book I need and knock it down.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 15, 2012 2:19 PM EST up reply actions
/takes notes
undergrad business students are the worst.
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by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 15, 2012 2:34 PM EST up reply actions
Apparently "inside voice" was removed from the standard kindergarten curriculum sometime around 1996.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 15, 2012 2:41 PM EST up reply actions
people with tactile keyboards and/or 'click' typing sound on phones
MUST DIE IN A FIRE NOWUH
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 15, 2012 2:45 PM EST up reply actions
I like having buttons, because I like the tactile sensation of typing, I get it.
MY BUTTONS DON’T MAKE FUCKING NOISE, ASSHOLES, NEITHER SHOULD YOURS
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
/click click clickity click clickity click cli--
//gunshot
///thump
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 15, 2012 2:49 PM EST up reply actions
/PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA
This was a great idea...I'm currently at 240 and will not stop until I'm at 200. Remind me of this.
Did you have "bunny ears" to remind you to be quiet?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Definite offensive linemen.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
"Aww"ffensive line
/shows self out
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Feb 15, 2012 12:50 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Slot receiver
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
Replacement for Uga.
They last longer, and they would love to lay on a bag of ice.
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/chihuahua pisses on ref's leg.
/cocker takes intentional safety just for fun
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 15, 2012 12:59 PM EST up reply actions
uga at fullback?
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 15, 2012 1:01 PM EST up reply actions
And the coach is a teacup Chihuahua named Saban...
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by darthbubba on Feb 15, 2012 11:57 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Gotta figure that the coach
is either a bulldog, or a beagle, right?
One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov
Georgia has experienced a lot of turnover in the coaching department.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 11:58 AM EST up reply actions
I had a book as a child that portrayed Pat Dye as bulldog
And Terry Bowden as a short tiger
by ItsComplicated on Feb 15, 2012 11:59 AM EST up reply actions
Beagle would never focus on the field and instead fixate on the patch of grass on the sideline where someone dropped a hot dog a week prior.
/loves my beagle.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 15, 2012 12:02 PM EST up reply actions 8 recs
So, Les Miles, then?
One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov
by blanx73 on Feb 15, 2012 12:04 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Any other Catahoula owners?
I’m debating between projecting mine at cornerback or h-back.
THEY LIKE MARIJUANA TO SMOKE AND ALTER THEIR MINDSET AND THINGS. -Dr. Norris Camacho
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 15, 2012 12:20 PM EST up reply actions
Private Dicks Working for The NCAA?
The jokes make themselves sometimes
Stop right there... and I'll bring back the sun.
@borntobecassidy
Who needs PIs when you have Pat Forde and Pete Thamel?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 11:06 AM EST up reply actions
As if the underbelly of College Athletics wasn't Noir enough all ready.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 15, 2012 11:44 AM EST up reply actions
And if this leads to more Noir Rick Brooks
who am I to object?
Stop right there... and I'll bring back the sun.
@borntobecassidy
It's a rather disturbing Twitter feed.
I don’t follow it but occasionally it gets RT’ed and I end up vomiting.
I think something in the comments is distracting them.
Can’t imagine what.
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Feb 15, 2012 11:11 AM EST up reply actions
Not everyone moved from the FNL thread, I think.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 11:12 AM EST up reply actions
Do we have names on the TCU players yet?
Dallas Morning News is confirming four football players, but I haven’t heard names yet.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 11:24 AM EST reply actions
No names but they did have bloodshot eyes.
*rimshot
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Feb 15, 2012 11:27 AM EST via Android app up reply actions 2 recs
Quick request to clarify Cup Rules:
All players will have been on the team when the offenses occurred (presumably), but have since been expelled and won’t be team members when they are finally charged. I assume points will still stand?
"Pacific 12 Conference: Every conference's games count, but only we can count."
my understand through past years
has been if you are part of the team at the time of the infraction, it counts
I think the Cup Rules state: "Wioll haven been on the team" means it counts.
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by Go Big Rev on Feb 15, 2012 11:41 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I think it's probably going to depend
on what “separated” means. The news release says “separated from TCU” and “subject to expulsion” but I’d assume formal expulsion would require a hearing of some sort for due process reasons.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 11:28 AM EST up reply actions
Also..
Could this be difficult to process for Fulmer Cup- 6 month investigation could mean some crimes occurred during the season, will these point not be added?
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by jokastrength on Feb 15, 2012 11:30 AM EST up reply actions
The fact that Fearless Leader is already talking about this counting for Fulmer Cup
leads me to believe that won’t be an issue.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 11:32 AM EST up reply actions
Unlikely that the charges will be tied to one date/time, likely will involve conspiracy and trafficking
Though the pleadings will need to be reviewed for time/place restrictions.
Trust in Fearless Leader, he won’t give a Big 12 team undue credit.
"Pacific 12 Conference: Every conference's games count, but only we can count."
AND RENAME IT THE PATTERSON CUP!
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
by TexaninNYC on Feb 15, 2012 12:06 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
/getout.gif
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
Valentines Dinner at the Waffle House - Success!
I admit I was a bit worried when she came home and told me she had pulled out a black dress she hadn’t worn in three years. I said, "You have no idea where we are going, do you?" She said, "I assume one of Frank Stitt’s places. "Um, no." "Well, whatever, I’m sure I’ll love it."
I was a bit disappointed when we arrived that they had champagne glasses but no sparkling cider. However, I came prepared. Champagne on ice in the trunk. $20 for the food, $50 for the Champagne, $15 for the tip, which included a bonus for giving me two to-go cups and asking no questions.
Candlelight; Champagne; rib eye cooked rare; and hashbrowns scattered, covered and chunked. Doing it right.
by Ardbeg on Feb 15, 2012 11:33 AM EST reply actions 19 recs
He's alive! He's ALIVE!
Nice sand save, sir.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Well done.
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by jokastrength on Feb 15, 2012 11:36 AM EST up reply actions
I think I'm Facebook friends with the one Craig James apologist on Earth.
And get this- he’s a huge Texas Tech fan.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
Do you guys know how to de-friend people on... Facebook?
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Feb 15, 2012 11:36 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Cognative Dissonance is a helluva thing.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 15, 2012 11:45 AM EST up reply actions
Mock A&M all you want
Tech must be doing something right on the brainwashing front. This guy will, with no irony at all, tell you that Mike Leach ruined Texas Tech football.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
There was a commenter here several months ago who was espousing similar notions.
He claimed that Tuberville was a huge improvement over Leach. I believe he somehow started the whole Lubbock>Pittsburgh meme unintentionally.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Feb 15, 2012 11:49 AM EST up reply actions
That was the meme creator
Have not seen any TTech folks since
by ItsComplicated on Feb 15, 2012 11:51 AM EST up reply actions
Ahem
RaiderDuck and Skin Patrol make cameos at points in time like myself.
/Also a Boise State grad, so understand being looked over.
by idaho_techsan on Feb 15, 2012 1:35 PM EST up reply actions
Shoulda realized what the Raider part of RaiderDuck stood for
by ItsComplicated on Feb 15, 2012 1:36 PM EST up reply actions
I assumed Middle Tennessee.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
Oh, those Italian Raiders...
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 1:39 PM EST up reply actions
If Al was still around, he would say there is only one team with that name
by idaho_techsan on Feb 15, 2012 1:42 PM EST up reply actions
This photo makes me want to cast Jackie Earle Haley in "The Al Davis Story".
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 1:43 PM EST up reply actions
No, I was thinking more like Rorschach under the mask from Watchmen.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 1:45 PM EST up reply actions
Believe this was the least banded together photo I could find.
The rest looked like the surface of the moon with band-aids stuck all over the place.
by idaho_techsan on Feb 15, 2012 1:47 PM EST up reply actions
I wonder if it's the same guy.
No, seriously. Though this guy won’t just argue for Tubbs, he will tell you Leach wouldn’t even make the top 5.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
How many people could name five TTU coaches?
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by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 15, 2012 12:01 PM EST up reply actions
Spike Dykes, Leach, and Tubs.
After that, you’re lost to the mists of time – or the SWC.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 15, 2012 12:03 PM EST up reply actions
An Aggie I would figured you would remember David McWilliams?
Late 80’s, one year at Tech and then 5 years at Texas when A&M owned Texas except 1990.
by idaho_techsan on Feb 15, 2012 1:39 PM EST up reply actions
I actually meant "lost to the mists of time" = "SWC."
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Feb 15, 2012 2:21 PM EST up reply actions
And now I see the light...
/least we got to journey down the road of David McWilliams and his struggles at two of your rival’s football programs.
by idaho_techsan on Feb 15, 2012 3:54 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
HA!
This guy totally just showed up on the “FNL does Leach” thread.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
Right here gaiz
And please don’t confuse me buying into what Tuberville is doing at Tech with me ever, ever liking Craig James. I fucking hate Craig James and everything he stands for. I just think the Mike Leach hero worship is a bit out of hand. He wasn’t unjustly fired. He told his boss to fuck off; you can’t do that.
by TheBlackAttack on Feb 15, 2012 1:19 PM EST up reply actions
He told his boss to fuck off
after they tried to get him to admit to doing something he didn’t do… so they could fire him anyway.
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Feb 15, 2012 1:38 PM EST up reply actions
You should probably not read sports by brooks so much
Pro tip: He makes stuff up.
by TheBlackAttack on Feb 15, 2012 1:46 PM EST up reply actions
So not to add fuel to fire (but kinda)
you were there when he got fired SO YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 15, 2012 1:48 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, I was in the shed he lock the player in so I saw everything
JK JK JK (Because that never really happened, you see. Our adminstration made it up because he was a drunk who didn’t show up to stuff and breached his contract on multiple occasions and had already reached the pinnacle of his career. But don’t tell anyone.)
by TheBlackAttack on Feb 15, 2012 1:51 PM EST up reply actions
Drunks make it in College Athletics all the time though!
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 15, 2012 1:53 PM EST up reply actions
Aww, guys, remember Stephen Garcia?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
True
But we prefer molly in the B12 now apparently.
by TheBlackAttack on Feb 15, 2012 1:58 PM EST up reply actions
It took a long time for sutton to get fired.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 15, 2012 1:59 PM EST up reply actions
You say Sports by Brooks, I say Adam James' deposition.
To-may-to, to-mah-to.
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Feb 15, 2012 1:56 PM EST up reply actions
HE DIDN'T CARE A THING ABOUT DEFENSE!
YOU CAN’T WIN WITHOUT DEFENSE!
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
But he was still the most successful coach in Texas Tech history...
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
Yes, he was and I'm not arguing that
He was aided by a few things along the way. Tech played more games per season (after the move to a 12 game schedule) than any other coach, played 3 strong OOC games in 10 years (automatic 3 wins a year), coached during terrible runs by A&M, Ok State, and Nebraska, and got basically a bowl game every year (Insight, Houston, Tangerine) where his predecessors hadn’t been rewarded for 6 and 7 win seasons.
I know what Tech football is and isn’t, and I know I’m not changing any minds here, I just think it’s great I’m batshit fan for having a differing opinion than the hivemind. I liked Leach, I’ve just learned to adapt to him not being the coach, and think it’s probably a better thing long term that we got rid of him when we did.
by TheBlackAttack on Feb 15, 2012 2:26 PM EST up reply actions
Trust me, if Leach succeeds at Wazzu
I will come back on EDSBS and eat all the crow you can conjure up.
by TheBlackAttack on Feb 15, 2012 2:11 PM EST up reply actions
/readies GIS for 'murder of crows'
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 15, 2012 2:13 PM EST up reply actions
If you need help cooking that crow,
just let me know. The first step is the most important.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
Mmmm, I will be having roux-based food on Monday, thanks to you and ATVS!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Good luck!
Just keep stirring it until it’s just a little bit lighter than you want, and then take it off the fire. It’ll coast the rest of the way up. Alternatively, get it the color you want and toss in cool or room temp ingredients (trinity and such) to put the brakes on it.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
I was gonna try the second-
but that’s because I like to do all the prep work first. Also why I’m cooking for just myself- if I screw it up, I won’t serve it to others
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
You're already ahead of the curve, then.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
Get this
There are idiots from every fan base. Yours probably more than any other I’m surrounded by.
by TheBlackAttack on Feb 15, 2012 1:20 PM EST up reply actions
I was not casting aspersions on the Texas Tech fan base.
I was pointing out the irony of a Texas Tech fan loving Craig James.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
I know
My own fanbase embarrasses me.
by TheBlackAttack on Feb 15, 2012 1:38 PM EST up reply actions
Bitch, please.
I am an Alabama fan.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
by TexaninNYC on Feb 15, 2012 1:39 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: First person ever to defend against "batshit fan" meme by falling back on 'Bama status.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Feb 15, 2012 1:44 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
NATIONAL CHAMPEENS OF CRAZY FANS PAWWWWWWWWWWWWL
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 15, 2012 1:45 PM EST up reply actions
Am I batshit fan?
This makes me so happy
by TheBlackAttack on Feb 15, 2012 1:47 PM EST up reply actions
JeffCo4EVA!
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
"Bicycle is new poverty mule. " - Spencer Prokhorov
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 15, 2012 2:12 PM EST up reply actions
O TRADITION JUST LIKE THE OULD ANCESTORS* WOULD HAVE WANTED IT.
Depending on how you interpret things, Notre Dame-Navy live from Dublin might be kicking off at 9 AM Central.
*In the Mitochondrial Eve sense
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 15, 2012 11:35 AM EST reply actions 2 recs
This is genius!
It completely eliminates the chance that NDNation regulars will be forced to choose between watching the end of the game and hitting the early bird buffet.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Two places in Chinatown that come recommended through friends:
Full disclosure: I have never been to either, but it’s pretty hard to go wrong with food in Chinatown.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 15, 2012 11:47 AM EST up reply actions
I've been to Three Happiness
I have no idea what I consumed, but it was delicious.
Joining the club. I'm at 240. This goes away when I'm at 200. This will never go away.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 15, 2012 12:02 PM EST up reply actions
No love for the Ovcharka on the DL?
That’s one vicious beast. Soviet police dog.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 15, 2012 11:36 AM EST reply actions
You're looking LIVE at Okie State - WfVU
When you stare into the abyss, Holgo and Gundy stare back at you.
This was a great idea...I'm currently at 240 and will not stop until I'm at 200. Remind me of this.
by Go Big Rev on Feb 15, 2012 11:37 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
Dammit, reply fail.
Title clicked!
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 11:38 AM EST up reply actions
That was 3-2 "Baby I'm Burnin" right?
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Feb 15, 2012 11:41 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Someone better at the Photoshops/GIMPs than I am needs to put Tubs' and Crxxm's heads in this GIF
paging LSUFreek…LSUFreek, please pick up the white courtesy phone…
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
I see Abe Lincoln on a personal watercraft
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Feb 15, 2012 11:41 AM EST up reply actions 10 recs
Title clicked!
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 11:38 AM EST reply actions
SFOHEOGHIOFNHERNVKLQEIUVBVAKJAVIQEORHOI
Hey guys.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
Feels good, man.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 15, 2012 11:39 AM EST up reply actions
Try Dallas, I hear there's a supply ring down there.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 15, 2012 11:46 AM EST up reply actions
So, excited for TCU's Big 12 schedule?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 11:39 AM EST up reply actions
I'm scared our underwear on head wearing QB is the ringleader.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 15, 2012 11:41 AM EST up reply actions
You trollin?
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 15, 2012 11:43 AM EST up reply actions
My best friend's sister's boyfriend's cousin's tutor saw it on ShaggyBevo this morning.
I guess it’s pretty serious.
(I have no idea who is involved.)
Free at last!
Stolen from OurDailyBears
If TCU wants to keep this drug bust thing under wraps, they should put the press conference on the Longhorn Network.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 15, 2012 11:50 AM EST reply actions 21 recs
Gallows humor rec.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 11:51 AM EST up reply actions
Damn you and your fast internetting.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Feb 15, 2012 11:58 AM EST up reply actions
And I've got an infant on my lap too.
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Feb 15, 2012 11:59 AM EST up reply actions
Keep the pacifier in
lest Derek Dooley decide to give another interview.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 15, 2012 1:22 PM EST up reply actions
Dooley will end up like Kramer, living in the shower.
Don’t worry about him.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 1:22 PM EST up reply actions
Ick. Least favorite Seinfeld ever.
This was a great idea...I'm currently at 240 and will not stop until I'm at 200. Remind me of this.
Your shower discipline is lacking, Rev.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 1:24 PM EST up reply actions
Annnnnd Green....
Good hustle there, brah.
I have so much to learn about trollin’ in thi sbrave new world.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 15, 2012 11:58 AM EST up reply actions
Jack in the Box
Coming to Cincinnati
I’ve never had it, is it any good?
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
Never been to one in my life.
I’ve lived in North Georgia, Atlanta, Boston, Cape Cod, Southern Michigan and Long Island/NYC and the only Jack in the Box I’ve ever seen was in Seneca, SC.
Random, if you ask me. Figured they must be Mid-West or West Coast.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 15, 2012 11:53 AM EST up reply actions
Weren't any in Columbus, OH growing up
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
JUMBACO!
"Pacific 12 Conference: Every conference's games count, but only we can count."
by slims on Feb 15, 2012 11:54 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Is that a burger between two tacos?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 11:55 AM EST up reply actions
You mean Tia and Tamara's little brother?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 11:56 AM EST up reply actions
Tia and Tamara, now there some names I haven't heard in a long time.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 15, 2012 12:00 PM EST up reply actions
Your uncle is Joe Schad?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
They have a reality show on women's TV.
One of them just “pooped a baby,” as we would say around my house.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 12:01 PM EST up reply actions
I just remember hearing on the news when I was a little kid that they'd had an E.Coli outbreak.
It was in some of their stores in Ohio, I think. Shortly after they popped up near my grandparents’ place in South Carolina and also around Georgia. I’ve never set foot in there, though, out of residual fear. Hearing those stories was literally the first time I learned you could die from eating food.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Feb 15, 2012 11:56 AM EST up reply actions
If we are thinking of the same incident.
I may have missed one.
Google's homepage celebrates too much shit.
Probably the same one. I think some people actually died.
It forever ruined the place for me, before I even knew it existed.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Feb 15, 2012 12:03 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, I remember that too.
My family/dad is a chronic 5:30 CST national news watcher, and I remember this story leading for a good 3 days.
Google's homepage celebrates too much shit.
Ads are good, food is not.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Feb 15, 2012 11:56 AM EST up reply actions
Seriously, it's good drunk food.
Wouldn’t normally eat it sober.
"Pacific 12 Conference: Every conference's games count, but only we can count."
NO!!! STAY AWAY!!!
Whataburger > Sonic > Burger King > Wendy’s > McDonald’s > Jack in the Box
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
You've got BK ahead of Wendy's
therefore you’re wrong.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 12:00 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
BK is really inconsistent
Their beef sourcing in Nebraska must be amazing, not so much in MN.
Joining the club. I'm at 240. This goes away when I'm at 200. This will never go away.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 15, 2012 12:05 PM EST up reply actions
Maybe that's what it was
I haven’t eaten Burger King since I lived in Denton, but it was good there. I’m amazed people would prefer Wendy’s over it.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
/sputters
//former Wendy’s employee and proud of it
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Feb 15, 2012 12:24 PM EST up reply actions
We're sorry for you....
But, I do like the Spicy Chicken Sandwhich.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 15, 2012 12:24 PM EST up reply actions
But Chick-fil-A's spicy chicken sandwich is better.
And, because of my diet, I haven’t had one of those in over a month. It’s killing me. I love getting that and having them put the pepper jack cheese on it to give it an extra kick.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 15, 2012 12:27 PM EST up reply actions
Chicken + cheese = NEIN.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 12:28 PM EST up reply actions
I will still gladly eat Wendy's over BK and McDonald's every time.
Do note that if you go through late night and want a spicy chicken, you should ask them to fry it fresh. (The hold time in the drawer is two hours, so two hours before closing, most stores fry up a bunch of them just so they don’t have to deal with it later on, and hopefully can clean the pressure fryer earlier.) And if you want fresh fries late night, ask for them with no salt, because they have to make them special.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Feb 15, 2012 12:28 PM EST up reply actions
Wendy's was better . . .
. . . the first time as the Kewpee.
[ /hipsterdog.jpg ]
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
We used to eat at the first Wendy's ever(downtown Columbus) a fair amount in HS
But yes, the Kewpee in Lima is quite good.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Wendy's + old COSI = so much win
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Feb 15, 2012 12:31 PM EST up reply actions
Yup!
They actually closed down the original Wendy’s a few years back. A shame too, because they had kept the decor in the same style as when he first opened it.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
More plastic beads than a head shop in Athens
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Speaking of old COSI
Some guy has recreated the Time Tunnel exhibit in Flash!
http://tluthman.home.mindspring.com/triumphofman/
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Feb 15, 2012 12:36 PM EST up reply actions
Incorrect
Fries + Frosty = at least 3rd or 4th place for burger joints.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
only worse burgers I've ever had were White Castle
they’re seriously on my list of places I will never go to again.
This is correct.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
I disagree with you wholeheartedly
Wendy’s > BK > Sonic > McD’s > Whataburger > Jack
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Mc Donald's > Whataburger?
LOLNO
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Feb 15, 2012 12:01 PM EST up reply actions
Whataburger is NASTY
I’ve eaten there three times, and gotten sick each time. Not going back ever again, not even for a honey chicken whatever they call it
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Apparently your body rejects good food.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 15, 2012 12:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
but Jalepenos
Drunk me was really excited about jalapenos.
Donate to my Movember-- I poorly grow, so support my Mo'.
http://www.movember.com/m/22481
by jokastrength on Feb 15, 2012 12:06 PM EST up reply actions
There is always variance with franchises
but seriously, whataburgers are quite good. With extra onions and jalapenos…
Google's homepage celebrates too much shit.
I love onions and jalapenos on a burger-
but something with how they cooked them was wrong. I’d blame it on Tallahassee, but I was hoping to set that joke up for one of the Gators
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
suprised you went back for the third time.
once is usually enough for me.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Feb 15, 2012 12:12 PM EST up reply actions
First time, could have been the alcohol. Second time, could have been the cold I had.
Had to isolate the variable.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
blame it on the alcohol?
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Feb 15, 2012 12:16 PM EST up reply actions
Third trip was sober and healthy beforehand.
/feel like I missed a picture with the NFF or something
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
My experience was
that there was no reason in the world to go to Whataburger for anything other than breakfast.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
You can all die in a fire.
Milo’s>Chik-fil-A>Wendys>BK>McDonalds.
#endofdiscussion
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 15, 2012 1:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I haven't been to a Milo's restaurant since they close the one on Magnolia
They still exist?
/Georgia’d
by ItsComplicated on Feb 15, 2012 1:03 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, all over birmingham.
god damn I gotta get back.
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 15, 2012 1:05 PM EST up reply actions
Enough salt
to make that place rival the Dead Sea. I get that the tea is good. But the burgers and fries were nothing special.
The sauce is what makes the burgers.
You can’t get good thick fries like that anywhere else. Seasoned salt ftw.
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 15, 2012 1:31 PM EST up reply actions
I like the fries as Jack's
not the best, but they are solid
by ItsComplicated on Feb 15, 2012 1:32 PM EST up reply actions
I was only talking burgers.
So this is irrelevant to me.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
drop chick-fil-a out and it still stands. I will amend however
Milo’s>Backyard burger> Wendy’s>BK>McDonald’s
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 15, 2012 1:06 PM EST up reply actions
I hate everything at Milo's except their tea.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Chicken fingers... mmm...
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
I am tempted some days to take a 10 hour road trip just to get a Milo's burger and fries. Very tempted.
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 15, 2012 1:12 PM EST up reply actions
And the smell of the sauce will stay with you for hours
…there’s one at the bottom of the hill from my office. I know it’s tax season when I’m eating there 2-3 days a week (quick lunch).
I'm not really a CPA, I just play one on television.
/is not a Nebraskan
//good try, though
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
ohioan, nebraskan, y'all look alike to us
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 15, 2012 12:34 PM EST up reply actions
That's statist!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Feb 15, 2012 12:36 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
The trick is to leave it on the grill for an extra second.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
by TexaninNYC on Feb 15, 2012 12:33 PM EST up reply actions 14 recs
/slowclap.gif
This was a great idea...I'm currently at 240 and will not stop until I'm at 200. Remind me of this.
/sputters in rage
Joining the club. I'm at 240. This goes away when I'm at 200. This will never go away.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 15, 2012 1:15 PM EST up reply actions
/MDWM
I’ve got Runza – y’all can keep Whataburger.
This was a great idea...I'm currently at 240 and will not stop until I'm at 200. Remind me of this.
by Go Big Rev on Feb 15, 2012 12:36 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I really miss Runza
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Feb 15, 2012 12:42 PM EST up reply actions
Me, too. I think there's a couple in Iowa, but I've never bothered to look.
Going to be in Lincoln/Omaha area over the weekend. Will definitely make a Runza stop on our way back home.
This was a great idea...I'm currently at 240 and will not stop until I'm at 200. Remind me of this.
I make it back to NE once every three/four months
Always hit up the Runza in York on my way through.
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Feb 15, 2012 12:45 PM EST up reply actions
Wendy's chicken sandwiches...yes.
But their burgers… I dunno
Google's homepage celebrates too much shit.
I actually kind of like their reformulated burgers
But I have no idea why
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Feb 15, 2012 12:14 PM EST up reply actions
Wrong....there is nothing that McDonald's is better than
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 15, 2012 12:10 PM EST up reply actions
you'll go back, back, back
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Feb 15, 2012 12:13 PM EST up reply actions
Dude, he's in Cincinnati.
At least a few of those > aren’t options I believe.
"Pacific 12 Conference: Every conference's games count, but only we can count."
In Cinci, BK is fine dining.
One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov
ALL HAIL FIVE-WAYS
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by thechuck_2112 on Feb 15, 2012 12:03 PM EST up reply actions
Way too high for Sonic
and McD avec McRib lords over them all.
Google's homepage celebrates too much shit.
Tater Tots give Sonic a decided schematic advantage.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Feb 15, 2012 12:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Sonic is Food of the Gods.
Admittedly, those gods have heart disease and DIABEETUS, but still.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 12:02 PM EST up reply actions
There was a Sonic across the street from my apartment in college
Therefore, I love Sonic
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
Once lived down a three-block long hill from a Sonic.
So if you walked up the hill to get Sonic, you felt like you’d earned it so long as you didn’t consider the excess calories you were taking in. The point is, you felt good about it.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Feb 15, 2012 12:05 PM EST up reply actions
Sonic tastes really good when you are hammered.
There isn’t one within 10 minutes of where I live now
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
ditto for checkers
though it now makes my heart hurt.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Feb 15, 2012 12:13 PM EST up reply actions
There was a Krystals across the street from where I lived in college
I think I ate there sober once. Did get it drunk quite a bit (because open 24 hours+ right across the street+drunk: SACKFUL). Have not eaten there since.
Taco Bell best drunk food
White Castle, I hate onions
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
Taco Cabana trumps all, but it's in such a limited area.
Best hangover fast food is Schlotzsky’s.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
You live in a Deli haven, and you choose Schlotzsky's?
/I am confused
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
No no no
I don’t even think there is a Schlotzsky’s up here. I’m basing all fast food statements on my 6 years in Denton, which is the polar opposite of a food town.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
Ahhhhh, gotcha.
Makes much more sense now.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I read this as "There was a Kerbals across the street"
when comprehension set in, I had a disappoint.
Large picture is large
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
by darthbubba on Feb 15, 2012 12:27 PM EST up reply actions 12 recs
This is ranking on burgers alone.
Should’ve clarified that.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
You're ranking Sonic ahead of Whataburger on burgers alone?
You’re no Texan. I don’t even know who you are any more.
Free at last!
What? No!
Whataburger was my #1 in Texas-area fast food burgers.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
Damn right I'm no Texan.
I don’t take kindly to be insulted like that! :-P
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
You're leaving out Five Guys.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 15, 2012 12:01 PM EST up reply actions
That's because you can't rate Professionals with Amatuers
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 15, 2012 12:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I don't consider Five Guys true fast food
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
So true. There's a local burger place here that blows Five Guys out of the water anyway, and cheaper, too.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Feb 15, 2012 12:06 PM EST up reply actions
I finally tried Five Guys on Monday for lunch
not bad, but it sure as hell can’t compete with Fat Mo’s (local Nashville burger chain)
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
Five Guys
Do NOT want
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Some days, it seems like there isn't enough coffee.
Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
Is Five Napkin a national thing?
Cause so good…
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
Getting there
They showed up in Omaha a year or two ago.
Joining the club. I'm at 240. This goes away when I'm at 200. This will never go away.
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by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 15, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions
New York's new trend is burger and a beer for $8-10
Every dive bar does this, and their burgers beat any chain fast food.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
Oh my, yes.
That’s everywhere, though.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Triangle Char and Bar in the Charleston area....
Local grass-fed beef ground and cooked to perfection
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 15, 2012 12:12 PM EST up reply actions
If you think Grass-fed = good
Then your palate is living in the dark ages.
Google's homepage celebrates too much shit.
do tell
What is the new hotness in the world of gourmet beef feed?
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by thechuck_2112 on Feb 15, 2012 12:17 PM EST up reply actions
Chicken-fed steak.
One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov
fried-chicken-fed chicken-fried steak
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by thechuck_2112 on Feb 15, 2012 12:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
We feed the veal calves nothing but waygu, which was fed only with lobster.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Feb 15, 2012 12:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Sure.
But getting a lunch with a beer for less than $10 is revolutionary to New York.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
I will grant you that.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 15, 2012 12:12 PM EST up reply actions
Reason #41,239,322 I'll never live in NYC
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I have at least that many.
And only one reason for. Problem is that reason is job, and it trumps all others.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
Jerbs are nice, so I've been told.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 15, 2012 12:17 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, this is true.
And for what you do(Theater, yes?), you pretty much have to be there.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Yes.
It’s here or L.A., and I’m not quite ready for that yet.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
If you want the godly version of that, try the Pour House in Boston for their "Saturday Night Special"
Huge tasty burger + pint of anything on tap for $6.
I must have gone every week for my first year in grad school.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 15, 2012 12:11 PM EST up reply actions
I miss doing this in Minneapolis
because no one else does Jucy Lucys right.
#TeamMatt’s
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by thechuck_2112 on Feb 15, 2012 12:13 PM EST up reply actions
#TeamBlueDoorPub
They’ve done some fun stuff over there. It’s not fast food, and it isn’t cheap, but uff da is it ever good.
This was a great idea...I'm currently at 240 and will not stop until I'm at 200. Remind me of this.
by Go Big Rev on Feb 15, 2012 12:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
If I'm in St. Paul, I like The Nook
Cliched, but delicious.
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by thechuck_2112 on Feb 15, 2012 12:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/adds to list for next visit Up Nort Dere
This was a great idea...I'm currently at 240 and will not stop until I'm at 200. Remind me of this.
REC REC REC
Joining the club. I'm at 240. This goes away when I'm at 200. This will never go away.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 15, 2012 1:17 PM EST up reply actions
Rec
Happened across Blue Door Pub up there last summer. Top notch.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
Found a place in Bellevue, NE that has a passable JL
Still not quite the same though.
Joining the club. I'm at 240. This goes away when I'm at 200. This will never go away.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 15, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions
Embarrassing admission
I’ve never been to Stella’s.
The place in question was Sinful Burger.
Joining the club. I'm at 240. This goes away when I'm at 200. This will never go away.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 15, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions
You were next to Lansky's and didn't eat there instead?
Son, I am disappoint.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 15, 2012 3:03 PM EST up reply actions
Been to Lansky's
It’s damn tasty.
However it wasn’t my turn to pick destination. Overall, Sinful wasn’t that amazing, but the JL was alright.
Joining the club. I'm at 240. This goes away when I'm at 200. This will never go away.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 15, 2012 3:56 PM EST up reply actions
The brew pub down the street from me had $5 burger+beer lunch.
And we’re talking good craft beer. I don’t think they run that special anymore, though. Their kitchen is a revolving door so they can’t get settled on a menu.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
Also, place Checkers/Rallys on this continuium.
I can’t place it fairly since Checkers burgers have an incredible nostalgia factor for me.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 15, 2012 12:09 PM EST up reply actions
If you add Checkers, then you have to add Fuddruckers
And then it’s a slippery slope to Red Robin and suddenly you’re not even talking fast food anymore.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
My rule of thumb: if it has a drive-thru, it's fast food.
This was a great idea...I'm currently at 240 and will not stop until I'm at 200. Remind me of this.
Red Robin is a sit-down resturaunt.
I’ve never seen a Checkers with indoor seating before.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 15, 2012 12:11 PM EST up reply actions
How is Checker's different from Sonic?
Seriously, from the outside, they look identical to me.
Fuddrucker’s is defintiely not fast food though.
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by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 15, 2012 12:12 PM EST up reply actions
I'm wrong; I'm confusing it with Cheddar's
/grew up with neither
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
Cheddar's cheese fries, FTW
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
by btcoop71 on Feb 15, 2012 12:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
My cousins and their friends developed their own recipe for Checker's cheese fries.
We call them “better than sex fries” and limit ourselves to once per football season. You do NOT want to know how much ranch/cheese/bacon is in these puppies.
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If y'all limit yourselves to once a season....
I’m guessing I would go straight to by-pass surgery.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 15, 2012 12:23 PM EST up reply actions
3 bites is probably more than your recommended daily value of calories, carbs, fat, and GREASE.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Furk.....
Metabolic syndrome sure sucks.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 15, 2012 12:26 PM EST up reply actions
Checkers/Rallys took a step back recently.
The bumped up the size of the burger but increased the price a whole lot. I used to love the 2/$5 Big Bufords and add a large fry. #thisiswhyimfat
But now they made each individual burger bigger, the buns are crappier, and much more expensive. Kinda a bummer. Though maybe I’ll give them another shot tonight…
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
Decent late night drunk food
I’d never try it sober.
Sometimes you just need mozz sticks and tacos at the same time.
Joining the club. I'm at 240. This goes away when I'm at 200. This will never go away.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 15, 2012 12:04 PM EST up reply actions
If you smoke dope or close down bars, you'll like it. Then you wake up.
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. - F. Scott Fitzgerald
by videoartistknoxharrington on Feb 15, 2012 12:29 PM EST up reply actions
True confession time
I like Jack in the Box, others like it not quite as much.
Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
by Cocky Bovine on Feb 15, 2012 5:36 PM EST up reply actions
Speaking of WVU and the BIG XII, the Big East is actually cutting WVU a check when we leave.
Settlement was $10 million.
WVU already paid $2.5 million when we sent the Dear John notice
WVU earned more than $7.5million as a member of the Big East this year.
So we still getting paid. Plus an anon donor is ponying up to cover the costs.
Mike Casazza explains in better detail.
by DanaHolgorsen'sPreCirrhoticLiver on Feb 15, 2012 11:51 AM EST reply actions
pretty much how it goes.
Nebraska had to forfeit Big XII TV profits for the year, but its not like they had to really pay anything.
Not to mention that WVU still has to pay the Big XII $5 M for the $10 M they had to spend.
Google's homepage celebrates too much shit.
If someone offered to loan me $5 million on those terms, I'd take it.
More details are coming out that may alter those Big East revenue numbers somewhat, but its nice to know WVU isn’t busting out an enormous check.
by DanaHolgorsen'sPreCirrhoticLiver on Feb 15, 2012 1:33 PM EST up reply actions
That would have cut severely into the couch budget.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 1:34 PM EST up reply actions
Conference realignment accounting explained
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
"Everywhere I go, something always reminds me of her."
This was a great idea...I'm currently at 240 and will not stop until I'm at 200. Remind me of this.
by Go Big Rev on Feb 15, 2012 12:04 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Tanner Brock and DJ Yendrey have been removed from the TCU roster.
Brock was a really good LB, no reason he would get taken off.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
Someone may have a set of shiny new ones for him.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 11:59 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Brock escapes!
Police could have easily run towards Brock and put the cuffs on themselves, but Bielema suggested they throw them instead.
And here... we... go.
@PreSnapRead: Johnson is TCU’s starting SS, Horn a backup OT, Brock an AA LB and Yendrey an all-conference DT.
Free at last!
And there go my "TCU is a darkhorse for the Big XII title" predictions.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
You know, this would probably be the case at every school?
Everyone has this problem. Am I doing it right? GAH THIS SUCKS.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
You are.
At the risk of being serious for a minute, I thought the letter TCU’s president released (which was up on one of the news sites) set just the right tone, so I’d feel reasonably good about your administration’s crisis management skills.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Haterz gotta hate.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 15, 2012 12:02 PM EST up reply actions
Seems to me that your problem is that your boys got caught.
You’re in the BCS now, those guys have got to step up their drug-runnin’ game.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Feb 15, 2012 12:02 PM EST up reply actions
So I got on the elevator in my building this morning on the way to work
and, as often happens, it stopped a few floors below me to pick up other people who were going to work.
But this time, the guy who got on had an unleashed longhaired chihuahua following him and an untethered parrot perched on his arm, and he and the parrot were engaged in conversation.
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You work in the same building as Ace Ventura?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 12:02 PM EST up reply actions
Apparently I live in the same building with him.
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by thechuck_2112 on Feb 15, 2012 12:03 PM EST up reply actions
Next time you see him, greet him with "Bumblebee tuna!"
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 12:06 PM EST up reply actions
That's because you have nice jugs.
/crosses the streams
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 15, 2012 12:07 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Liar Liar rec
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
How have I not seen this movie?
This was a great idea...I'm currently at 240 and will not stop until I'm at 200. Remind me of this.
Do what?
Seriously dude, Netflix it. Right. Now. Do not pass Go, do not collect $200.
Probably Carrey’s best film.
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
Best comedy maybe...
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
He got robbed of at least a nomination for Man on the Moon.
Fucker was straight channeling Kauffman.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 15, 2012 12:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Agreed to this and Eternal Sunshine
And maybe even Truman Show.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
Truman Show FTW.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 12:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Good call
Completely forgot The Truman Show. That movie is especially poignant given the nature of reality TV, now.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 15, 2012 12:18 PM EST up reply actions
Eternal Sunshine is by far my favorite Carrey performance.
And Truman Show is #2. Man on the Moon is strong overall, but it still disappoints me that he couldn’t nail the Elvis.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
Can't fault him on that
Doing a credible impersonation of someone doing an impersonation is hard.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 12:26 PM EST up reply actions
Jim Carrey doing stupid faces and things for an hour and a half...you'll love it.
Basic plot line- his kid wishes that his dad, a chronic liar, had to tell the truth. Wish comes true.
Also, yields the exchange-
“How’s it hanging”
“Short, shriveled and to the left!”
And the quote: “I’m kicking my own ass!”
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
OBJECTION!
Why?
Because it’s devestating to my case!
Overruled.
GOOD CALL!
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 15, 2012 12:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"who beat you up"
“A desperate, desperate man”
by DavidInOpelika on Feb 15, 2012 12:18 PM EST up reply actions
"STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE!"
by Billy Sims' Fro on Feb 15, 2012 1:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
High praise
Even if you are a damn dirty horn.
by Billy Sims' Fro on Feb 15, 2012 6:02 PM EST up reply actions
Impressive cleavage.....
What film is this?
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 15, 2012 12:13 PM EST up reply actions
Morning mescaline?
One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov
You went inhouse at Google?
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Apartment building, not work buidling.
All I can think of is that he was on his way to audition the animals for a commercial or something. Definitely the weirdest stuff I’ve seen in the building, though (this being downtown Los Angeles) far from the craziest thing I’ve seen on the street.
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by thechuck_2112 on Feb 15, 2012 12:05 PM EST up reply actions
I didn't know you worked in Software.
Or GTRI.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 15, 2012 12:04 PM EST up reply actions
Hey, ACS is famous in other parts of the web-
It’s even a Chicago area code
My loyal heart avows no other.
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Also known as
“Tuesday.”
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 15, 2012 12:35 PM EST up reply actions
Perhaps this was covered last night
but why did that Pekingese have to win WKC? That thing looked more like an ugly doorstop than a cute dog.
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It looks like a bad creature creation for the movie Critters.
Seriously, a German Shepherd, a Doberman, an Irish Setter, and a Dachshund were up for it, and that woman picks the thing that reminds me of the demon fur-coat from Ghostbusters 2!?!? Fuck that shit. Give me a real dog.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 15, 2012 12:13 PM EST up reply actions
As the co-owner of a cutesy toy dog
I certainly don’t have a problem with a toy winning, but DAMN was that thing ugly.
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by thechuck_2112 on Feb 15, 2012 12:16 PM EST up reply actions
My gf's sister has a miniature long-haired chihuahua
Tiny, cute, sweet little thing. But I still look at it and just have to tell it “you know you’re not a real dog, right?” sometimes. Thankfully my gf wants a Great Dane one day. I want an Irish Wolfhound.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 15, 2012 12:18 PM EST up reply actions
I'd be terrified I'd actually squish a little dog like that.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Weighs about 4 pounds and is very good at anticipating where you are
I’ve tried to sit on it a few times and it manages to jump out of the way in plenty of time.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 15, 2012 12:20 PM EST up reply actions
I lived with a Yorkie Poo (fucking ridiculous concept, making mutts on purpose) in law school.
Her owner had never had a dog before so I did a little bit of training her on the side. As someone used to big dogs and horses, I had a hard time being gentle enough when it was being a little shit. But damned if I didn’t become the alpha dog in a hurry. Roommate had no idea why the dog would lay down every time I looked at it.
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Now that's funny.
I’ve grown up with dachshunds. Male dachshunds are stubborn little bastards who can be vicious as all get out (have to be to go into a badger den), but I’ve never come across anything but a sweet, docile female dachshund. I had a Springer Spaniel at one point that I just loved, but he had a bit of the rage problem inherent in Spaniels and would sometimes just snap and try to attack someone for no good reason.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 15, 2012 12:26 PM EST up reply actions
Yup
My mother has a ‘regular’ Chihuahua, and just got a teacup puppy for Christmas. It is TINY, and when I go home, I live in fear that it’s going to run underfoot and get squished.
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
We have a Havanese.
Keep her hair cut short, obviously, because we’re not crazy dog show people. She looks a lot like this:
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by thechuck_2112 on Feb 15, 2012 12:20 PM EST up reply actions
I've got a terrier-esque mutt...
23 pounds, active as all get out. Old apartment complex had a strict “must be smaller than 25 lbs” rule, and I got her. I’m generally a bigger dog person, though.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Family has Danes. Excellent pets.
I want an Irish Wolfhound too, but the wife says no because she already has to live with a Scottish Boozehound.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
I didn't know Boozy lived with y'all?
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 15, 2012 1:49 PM EST up reply actions
I guess I would have called it 'Residency'
you see, he is a Dr.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 15, 2012 1:52 PM EST up reply actions
/sigh
Miss my Cavalier.
Joining the club. I'm at 240. This goes away when I'm at 200. This will never go away.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 15, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions
Agree
"shabbat Shalom motherfuckers" Mordechai Jefferson Carver
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
by 8gooner8 on Feb 15, 2012 12:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Morning, Sam.
This was a great idea...I'm currently at 240 and will not stop until I'm at 200. Remind me of this.
by Go Big Rev on Feb 15, 2012 1:03 PM EST up reply actions 21 recs
Ha, old cartoon reference
"Shabbat Shalom motherfuckers" Mordechai Jefferson Carver
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
Pardon me sir, but could you direct me to the Coachella Valley and the big carrot festival, therein?
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 15, 2012 1:34 PM EST up reply actions
I don't think Bugs Bunny and my Komondor (picture above) would be good friends
"Shabbat Shalom motherfuckers" Mordechai Jefferson Carver
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
I thought it was Ralph
“Morning, Sam”
punches timeclock
“Morning, Ralph*
hilarity ensues
/belly laughs
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 15, 2012 1:46 PM EST up reply actions
Ralph had a red nose, Wile E. had a black one.
Same character model.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 1:46 PM EST up reply actions
You'd be wantin' . . .
. . . THIS LINK.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Feb 15, 2012 1:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Sam's fist out of nowhere
Also as a kid, I figured if I ever got lost/stranded out in the snow a St. Bernard would show up and make me a martini out of the barrel around his neck.
It was a simpler time. :)
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 15, 2012 2:00 PM EST up reply actions
That's true, however mine have abused some cotton tails
"Shabbat Shalom motherfuckers" Mordechai Jefferson Carver
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
That's Albacoikee.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 1:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
excellent
I need to start DVRing Looney Tunes again. I did it for a while and was endlessly entertained.
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by thechuck_2112 on Feb 15, 2012 1:14 PM EST up reply actions
Pekingese is not a dog.
It’s a semi-sentient dust mop.
One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov
needs to be big enough to tackle a small person to be a dog
all else are large rodents
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 15, 2012 1:11 PM EST up reply actions
Ugh, this.
And all the other options were so awesome!
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I thought it was a cat that hadn't completed reassignment surgery.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Feb 15, 2012 12:24 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Furk...late to CI again
/shift-A through EVERYTHING
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
TCU won the Fulmer Cup, Sonic and Wendy's are delicious, Jim Carrey used to be a good actor.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 12:27 PM EST up reply actions
wait, TCU won the fulmer?
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Four players charged in a drug-trafficking ring.
So most likely, yeah.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 12:29 PM EST up reply actions
So this means they win MNC this year right?
OU is so furked in December.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 15, 2012 12:32 PM EST up reply actions
OU has to wait to get their BCS bowl before they're furked
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Boise State says hi.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 12:35 PM EST up reply actions
/boise state joins BE over summer
/goes 6-6
/wins BE
/destroys FSU in Orange Bowl
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
FSU in the Orange Bowl?
RETURN TO GLOREEEEE
by Mango Stasi on Feb 15, 2012 12:38 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
You'll see!
We’re back, baby!
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 15, 2012 12:45 PM EST up reply actions
and by 2013, you really mean 2023
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
NO.
MY YEAR.
MINE.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 15, 2012 12:46 PM EST up reply actions
Your year to fight hunger?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 15, 2012 12:47 PM EST up reply actions
No, that's this year.
Next year is the Year of the Easy Schedule Resulting in an Over-inflated Win Total and Ranking and the Worst BCS Bowl Draw Possible and Losing by Threeve Gorillion to #3 SEC Runner-Up.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 15, 2012 12:53 PM EST up reply actions
Except for 10/27.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 15, 2012 12:55 PM EST up reply actions
/pats SVP on head
Ok there Maryland. You can back to play with the rest of us when you can figure out how to correctly attire your players in EVERY game.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 15, 2012 1:11 PM EST up reply actions
/Maryland randomly wins 2013 BCS National Championship
//Over Oklahoma
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 15, 2012 2:15 PM EST up reply actions
ND glory years only happen once every 15 decades
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
they are the haleys comet of football
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 15, 2012 1:12 PM EST up reply actions
not always see 2003
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 15, 2012 12:35 PM EST up reply actions
ALL THE DRUGZ!
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
Well, they're about to have a potentially insurmountable lead.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Feb 15, 2012 12:29 PM EST up reply actions
Massive drug raid involving 4 known football players
Federal charges may result.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 15, 2012 12:29 PM EST up reply actions
Please tell me Pachall was somehow the ringleader they called Superman
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Not as of yet.
Four players were named somewhere above, I believe.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 15, 2012 12:33 PM EST up reply actions
We're pretty sure they'll have an Auburn-sized pile of FC points for this
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
A quick tallying of Oklahoma's 1989 Fulmer Cup team
Has them with 32 points on felonies reported in Sports Illustrated alone. The real score is probably much, much higher, as this only addresses rape, attempted murder, grand larceny, and selling coke to an undercover agent.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
and may not cover the multiple counts some faced
Drug charges usually come in threes, rape often comes with kidnapping and/or assault charges, etc.
Truth.
So without police reports it’s hard, but I think they’d have probably beaten last years Auburn team.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
I've got the review of my Annual Performance Appraisal in 30 minutes.....
I wonder how the my boss did this year. I had to call his boss’s boss last year to get things fixed.
Wish me luck.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
good luck!
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Feb 15, 2012 12:29 PM EST up reply actions
Yikes. Sometimes I'm quite glad that our hierarchy has little to no actual power.
This was a great idea...I'm currently at 240 and will not stop until I'm at 200. Remind me of this.
Quoth the insane old tax lawyer down the hall, screaming into his speakerphone:
“I don’t know how to email. I’ll fax it to you.”
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 15, 2012 12:30 PM EST reply actions
He should save time and say
“I don’t know how to do business in the modern age, I should retire!”
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 12:31 PM EST up reply actions
Lol no sir f u.
On a completely unrelated note, you need both moar XP and moar networking for jerbz.
Completely unrelated.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 15, 2012 12:33 PM EST up reply actions
Probably, yes.
And yet, here I sit, dicking around on EDSBS.
Probably would do me good to actually try to get a couple of As in classes this semester, too.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 12:34 PM EST up reply actions
Know how to get more As?
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 15, 2012 1:05 PM EST up reply actions
Don't dick around on EDSBS and actually read for class?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 1:07 PM EST up reply actions
No.
Moar networking.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 15, 2012 1:08 PM EST up reply actions
Grow synergy.
This was a great idea...I'm currently at 240 and will not stop until I'm at 200. Remind me of this.
Too busy subverting the paradigm and monetizing opportunities.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 1:11 PM EST up reply actions
Tell you what, BBB, you're a straight shooter with management written all over you.
This was a great idea...I'm currently at 240 and will not stop until I'm at 200. Remind me of this.
I have five bosses, Bob. FIVE.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 1:19 PM EST up reply actions
Its like every "Find a Jerb NAO" books I read for a while.
1) Network
2)……
3) JERB!
All those books read like they were written for sales and financial types.
Not very helpful for STEM types.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 15, 2012 1:16 PM EST up reply actions
not very good for people who don't work with people types.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 15, 2012 1:19 PM EST up reply actions
Hahahaha
Also, that comment I made a bit up thread really was you, wasn’t it?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
/scans fax
//has secretary attach pdf of scanned fax to reply email
///prints email
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Feb 15, 2012 12:32 PM EST up reply actions
Do you work for the Crimson Permanent Assurance?
This was a great idea...I'm currently at 240 and will not stop until I'm at 200. Remind me of this.
by Go Big Rev on Feb 15, 2012 12:37 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
ACS, sailing the seven seas of high finance
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Feb 15, 2012 12:38 PM EST up reply actions
Sell him some robot insurance.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 15, 2012 12:38 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
They'll eat your medicine for fuel.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 15, 2012 12:39 PM EST up reply actions
I'm Sam Waterston for Old Glory Robot Insurance.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 12:41 PM EST up reply actions
People who deny the existence of robots
may in fact be robots
by Billy Sims' Fro on Feb 15, 2012 1:57 PM EST up reply actions
You work down the hall from my boss?
/is 90
//is awesome and feared
///makes me print all his emails
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
I worked for a guy that had his secretary print all his emails
on 50 lb weight bonded paper. He dictated his responses, which were them emailed back to you on his behalf. I learned it was faster to just call or stop by his office.
...this is what I do.
Seriously.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
A partner at my old job did that.
His e-mail file for a highly complex arbitration he was running reached 26 boxes.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Feb 15, 2012 12:56 PM EST up reply actions
Julie Roe Lach, NCAA enforcement director, assembles her team of investigators
To be continued…
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 15, 2012 12:36 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
The new investigative team gets off to a rough start
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 15, 2012 2:41 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The crack NCAA private dick sets up a fall guy for his partner's murder
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 15, 2012 3:02 PM EST up reply actions
Private Investigator Spade Murdered in Alabama
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 15, 2012 3:11 PM EST up reply actions
The conspirators have a falling out over the prize
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 15, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions
The stuff that dreams are made of...
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 15, 2012 4:04 PM EST up reply actions
The good news- ESPN will have a 2-man booth for MNF.
The bad news- Gruden isn’t the one to get axed.
Hey, I'd rather have Gruden than Jaws.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 1:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, maybe I'm in the minority on this
but I like Gruden in the booth.
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
Seriously? Jaws is one of the best for showing what's actually happening on the field.
I need more THIS GUY in my football?
This was a great idea...I'm currently at 240 and will not stop until I'm at 200. Remind me of this.
I'm gonna miss Urbz in the ESPN booth
for a couple of reasons. He was a really good color commentator.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 15, 2012 1:07 PM EST up reply actions
He was.
Unfortunately, now all the talking heads scream ON SCHEDULE ON SCHEDULE ON SCHEDULE as if the idea that 3rd and long = bad is a stunning new discovery.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 15, 2012 1:09 PM EST up reply actions
Still waiting for someone to respond with "No plan survives contact with the enemy, _____"
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 15, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions
Just wait a couple years for his health issues to resurface.
Then he’ll spend a year in the booth before taking over at USC.
That's like 3 years.
What makes you believe Kiffykins will stay that long at USC?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 1:12 PM EST up reply actions
It's his dream job?
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 15, 2012 1:14 PM EST up reply actions
I figure that's good for 18 months, tops
before OOH SHINY!
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 1:15 PM EST up reply actions
All the air pollution in Los Angeles can't be good for his esophagus.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 15, 2012 1:16 PM EST up reply actions
YOU - ACS - STOP SAYING THINGS LIKE THAT ABOUT DACOACH KIKKINS.
DACOACHO GOT THOSE PILLS FOR HIM JUST THAT ONE TIME. YOU TRY KEEPING LAYLA SATISFIED IN THIS TOWN, AND SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT! ESOPHAGUS HAPPENS TO A LOT OF GU—what?
/player whispers in Orgeron’s ear
OH. NEVER MIND. FORGET DACOACHO SAID ANYTHING.
This was a great idea...I'm currently at 240 and will not stop until I'm at 200. Remind me of this.
by Go Big Rev on Feb 15, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
but seriously:
Then you go “who does USC hire?” Kiffykins RUNS that joint. He’s winning when they weren’t supposed to and making people happy. Unless he goes 3-9 he sticks it out.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 15, 2012 1:17 PM EST up reply actions
Book it
Within four years, we’ll be hearing how his dream has always been to coach the Los Angeles Jaguars (or Vikings, or Rams AGAIN).
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions
oh i WANT the DERP. Remember? I hate USC more than I hate Texas.
But he’s not a complete imbecile…yet. And I can see him leaving for NFLaids again. but Fired for something “prettier” is going to take EFFORT.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 15, 2012 1:20 PM EST up reply actions
I said EFFORT.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 15, 2012 1:24 PM EST up reply actions
Hey, it takes effort for the refs to screw you over on an extra point.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 1:25 PM EST up reply actions
Gruden is an insufferable asshat
He slobbers over every team because he wants back in the league and won’t criticize anyone. He falls in love with trends (remember him saying the Wildcat was the wave of the future?) and doesn’t know the rules. He took Tony Dungy’s players to a title and then did jack shit.
by ElRocco337 on Feb 15, 2012 1:07 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Please accept this rec.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 15, 2012 1:08 PM EST up reply actions
True
How have the Redskins not hired him yet?
by Mango Stasi on Feb 15, 2012 1:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
They have their own insufferable asshat.
by ElRocco337 on Feb 15, 2012 1:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yes, but theirs does the hiring.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 15, 2012 1:13 PM EST up reply actions
To be fair, he made the Raiders respectable
And we saw what shitty coaching could do to that roster.
Joining the club. I'm at 240. This goes away when I'm at 200. This will never go away.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 15, 2012 2:29 PM EST up reply actions
I TELL YOU WHAT, JAWS.
IT TAKES INTENSITY, DETERMINATION, AND DEDICATED ASS-KISSING TO ELBOW A GUY OUT OF THE BOOTH IN THE NATIONAL. FOOTBALL. LEAGUE.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
TCU Drug Kingpin Identified
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 15, 2012 1:44 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
Craig James killed five hookahs while visiting TCU.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 15, 2012 1:49 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
what I need a kenyon account?!
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 15, 2012 1:54 PM EST up reply actions
oh shit my bad hold up let me see if I can make this work.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 15, 2012 1:55 PM EST up reply actions
here it is, sorry
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 15, 2012 1:56 PM EST up reply actions
BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW CAKE
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 15, 2012 1:59 PM EST up reply actions
Alternative to cake
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Feb 15, 2012 2:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
also want.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 15, 2012 2:01 PM EST up reply actions
I want the tall one 2nd to the left
Not distracted as easily and stays focused
by ItsComplicated on Feb 15, 2012 2:07 PM EST up reply actions
"Your application for this entry-level position has been received."
Competition Summary
Your competition for this job:
- of Applications Received: 41
Average Education Level: Bachelor’s
Average Years of Experience: 5 – 9
Average Distance from Job: 436 Miles
:(
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 15, 2012 1:55 PM EST reply actions
Story of my life.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
Who sends out stuff like that?
/wishes more would do so.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 15, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions
speaking of tiny universes
if you get a chance go see Karl and Anders Osbourne on tour together- saw ’em last week- good stuff
I mean, if you’re into that sort of thing
Shut Up! I must have my EDSBS and my bourbons!!
Work related question, y'all:
Why is everyone so fucking stupid?
/Kim Jong Il’d
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 15, 2012 2:09 PM EST reply actions
refined white sugar?
I heard that was the reason, on late night radio. Must be it.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 15, 2012 2:13 PM EST up reply actions
TCU went All In (TM)
Jumping on board with this. I'm at 193. This goes away when I'm at 148. Remind me. Mock me. Call me fat, etc.
Finally reading through some of the morning's articles.
Over-signing is when a school signs too many players than they have scholarships available.
HOW DO I COPY EDITOR?
This was a great idea...I'm currently at 240 and will not stop until I'm at 200. Remind me of this.
/[INSERT CONFERENCE HERE] EDJACAYTION, PAWWWWLLLLLL
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
North Coast Athletic Conference?
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Psh, we broke away from the OAC because they weren't academic enough
Of course, then we brought Wooster and Hiram with us, which was a poor decision.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
wat
Jumping on board with this. I'm at 193. This goes away when I'm at 148. Remind me. Mock me. Call me fat, etc.
by alexanderkotov on Feb 15, 2012 2:41 PM EST up reply actions
what you have to remind yourself on a lonely Valentines day
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
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