EDSBS VALENTINE'S DAY 2012: LOVE ME OR I WILL CHOP YOU INTO STEAKS
by Spencer Hall on Feb 14, 2012 4:40 PM EST
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PrintOur editor emerita continued our fine Valentine's Day greetings tradition over at her new joint, and then things just got completely out of control.
Happy Hearts Day, from the EDSBS family to you and yours.
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That lettuce better be iceberg.
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by allicolls on Feb 14, 2012 4:42 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
FUNNY STORY
This was going to be TOB’s originally, but it was deemed too fancy:
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by Holly Anderson on Feb 14, 2012 4:43 PM EST up reply actions 9 recs
Certainly.
There are, like, frills on it.
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And a Pun
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 7:12 PM EST up reply actions
Something also tells me that The Notorious would be lactose-intolerant.
"The past is past. The future is now."
Has anyone ever see Holgo and Fat Luke Wilson in the same place at the same time?
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Feb 14, 2012 4:42 PM EST reply actions
Did anyone ever tell you, you look JUST LIKE Al Pacino
HOO-AH
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Feb 14, 2012 4:55 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
YOURE PUSHING YOUR LUCK, LITTLE MAN
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 5:08 PM EST up reply actions
Mane, Devil lurves his Miz Holly snark.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Are we here?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Holy crap!
Holly found a picture of Trooper towelless!
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GTHTSUN
"Bicycle is new poverty mule. " - Spencer Prokhorov
It took nine hours to excise.
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"Laugh about things, and stop wishing you won state when you were 30 years younger." -- B. Brian, Purple Y Ranch, October 2009
by Holly Anderson on Feb 14, 2012 4:52 PM EST up reply actions
It's actually easier to render a completely new Trooper.
Like Gollum.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Feb 14, 2012 5:00 PM EST up reply actions
ALTHOUGH
It might have been better to show him proposing love TO a towel, now that I think on it. Next year.
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"Laugh about things, and stop wishing you won state when you were 30 years younger." -- B. Brian, Purple Y Ranch, October 2009
by Holly Anderson on Feb 14, 2012 5:05 PM EST up reply actions
someone should do a "choo choo choose me" card
with a big recruit’s face on the train and coaches all around or something
i've been fallin' so long it's like gravity's gone and i'm just floatin'...
by JunctionCrimson on Feb 14, 2012 4:56 PM EST reply actions
You just gave James Franklin a sad
Because he already mailed one to Danny O’Brien.
:(
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Feb 14, 2012 4:57 PM EST up reply actions
Not yet!
That’s the point!
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"Laugh about things, and stop wishing you won state when you were 30 years younger." -- B. Brian, Purple Y Ranch, October 2009
by Holly Anderson on Feb 14, 2012 4:57 PM EST up reply actions
As a Judge in a recent high profile case put it
“Inevitability trumps probability”
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"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 14, 2012 6:36 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
I'm rec'ing
And saying no more for obvious spidery reasons.
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"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
I laughed hardest at the 50 yd line line
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
by Boatdrinks on Feb 14, 2012 5:01 PM EST via iPhone app reply actions 1 recs
I laughed!
Then I cried. Then I drank.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
wat
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 14, 2012 5:01 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
What is this I don't even
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Feb 14, 2012 5:02 PM EST up reply actions
Sorry for size, not sorry for content
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 14, 2012 5:03 PM EST up reply actions
You gonna get in trouble...
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 14, 2012 5:03 PM EST up reply actions
how's HI? plans w/ IE for tonight?
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
by Boatdrinks on Feb 14, 2012 5:06 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
HI is okay, been busy.
No major plans—we went out for dinner on Saturday, and we do V-day the Japanese way, so she got me a piece of chocolate, and I’ll get her something next month.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 14, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions
nice! How long until back in the 48? I was thinking about
That and you guys Sunday.
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
by Boatdrinks on Feb 14, 2012 5:16 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
June...ish?
Hoping to get some travel in, so probably early June and we’ll hop about a bit.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 14, 2012 5:18 PM EST up reply actions
For someone reason I was reading that as V-J Day and that would be awesome.
(The end of WWII, I mean, seriously, you guys.)
by DavidInOpelika on Feb 14, 2012 5:27 PM EST up reply actions
I wouldn't call the Japanese take on V-J day "celebrating", but sure.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 14, 2012 5:28 PM EST up reply actions
Maybe they should have taken that into consideration on December 7, 1941
They (& Tojo) had to know that it would end poorly.
You can never pay back, but you can always pay forward. - W. W. Hayes
by Crabapple Buck on Feb 14, 2012 5:34 PM EST up reply actions
Um, don't really think this is the place, my friend.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 14, 2012 5:40 PM EST up reply actions
Correct.
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"Laugh about things, and stop wishing you won state when you were 30 years younger." -- B. Brian, Purple Y Ranch, October 2009
by Holly Anderson on Feb 14, 2012 5:43 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
We's classy 'round these parts.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 14, 2012 6:22 PM EST up reply actions
It would involve . . .
no, I can’t write what I think it would involve. There are high school kids here.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
You weren't the only one
Said the same before reading your comment.
I started to wonder how one does V-J Day the Japanese way
And then I realized that’s not in February….
butter pie
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
by Boatdrinks on Feb 14, 2012 5:07 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
If corgi = cake . . .
. . . Norwich = ???
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Feb 14, 2012 5:05 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
cookies!
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GTHTSUN
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by CoastalCowbell on Feb 14, 2012 5:05 PM EST up reply actions
Biscuits?
In honor of his Norfolk County origins.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
i have GOT to get me a dog.
i had a scottie growing up. i love me some terriers.
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GTHTSUN
"Bicycle is new poverty mule. " - Spencer Prokhorov
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 14, 2012 5:10 PM EST up reply actions
Coconut pie.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Damn that dog is cute
FSU back-2-back state champs!! 52-14
by CashvilleNole on Feb 14, 2012 5:09 PM EST up reply actions
What about chickadees?
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 14, 2012 5:09 PM EST up reply actions
:(
Not a food item.
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 14, 2012 5:13 PM EST up reply actions
/LSU fan accepts challenge
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GTHTSUN
"Bicycle is new poverty mule. " - Spencer Prokhorov
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 14, 2012 5:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Also illegal.
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 14, 2012 5:18 PM EST up reply actions
/Georgia players now interested
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
by TexaninNYC on Feb 14, 2012 5:19 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
...
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 14, 2012 5:22 PM EST up reply actions
Georgia players like seeds?
Or are they chickadees ?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 5:22 PM EST up reply actions
Yes?
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GTHTSUN
"Bicycle is new poverty mule. " - Spencer Prokhorov
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 14, 2012 5:23 PM EST up reply actions
Ill be damned if Isiah Crowell appreciates seeds
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 5:24 PM EST up reply actions
/lol ag school
/glasshouse
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 14, 2012 5:24 PM EST up reply actions
well, they have greyshirts
no wonder a bammer like you is interested.
"if they're still paying, you're still winning."
-my dad
by whiskey_soup on Feb 14, 2012 5:37 PM EST up reply actions
Who has a greyshirt?
The bird?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
yes, the bird
the bird with the grey wings.
"if they're still paying, you're still winning."
-my dad
by whiskey_soup on Feb 14, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions
Mmm. Ortolan!
One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov
Julian.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 14, 2012 7:25 PM EST up reply actions
Wait...who....what...youre only fifteen?
Are you sure your parents are okay with you being on the internet now? Arent you even past your bedtime?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 5:09 PM EST up reply actions
Yay I'm not getting picked on today!
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 14, 2012 5:10 PM EST up reply actions
at 4:00 on a tuesday?
While multi tasking in my room,
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 14, 2012 5:10 PM EST up reply actions
Aren't you supposed to be doing Sportscenter right now?
by Mango Stasi on Feb 14, 2012 5:11 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
why would I do that?
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 14, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions
I could see that
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 14, 2012 8:00 PM EST up reply actions
If we're going by that,
shouldn’t you be flying into the sun at the moment?
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 14, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions
Aren't you supposed to be taking pictures of birds?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 5:15 PM EST up reply actions
It's cold. Though I guess I could if the chickadees would come out.
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 14, 2012 5:18 PM EST up reply actions
Aren't you supposed to be shutting up and taking my money?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 5:14 PM EST up reply actions
Holly - the snark that keeps on giving
Its why I seek her out on the interwebs. ITS NOT STALKING!
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by Crabapple Buck on Feb 14, 2012 5:12 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
bookmarks, making stalking easier since the internet started
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 14, 2012 5:13 PM EST up reply actions
FTFY
The Internet, bookmarks, making stalking easier since the internet it started.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 14, 2012 5:15 PM EST up reply actions
Since we're all here
I’d like to say that I have never in my life been prouder of my alma mater’s head coach, even when Dickey won four conference titles in a row. I think we can all agree that an upset of LSU is in order this year.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
North Texas Alumni Unite!
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Feb 14, 2012 5:44 PM EST up reply actions
What do you play?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
former trombone player in the Three O'Clock lab band, Symphonic Band, and Opera/Chamber Orchestra
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Feb 14, 2012 5:58 PM EST up reply actions
Ha!
I was just making my go-to UNT joke. I was a comp major and if we’re about the same age we’ll know all the same people.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
Ahem.
Comp minor. Not major. I’m not that masochistic.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
You want to try masochistic?
Double major in Business and Comp.
ALL. the credit hours.
Oh, I have to go back for more to get my CPA?
COME AT ME ACCOUNTING BROS!
Free at last!
I went there for grad school
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by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Feb 14, 2012 6:10 PM EST up reply actions
So I've told my wife I made dinner reservations in Birmingham for dinner
Truth is, we’re actually stopping 20 minutes short of BHM in Calera; that was the closest Waffle House doing the candlelit dinner (T-Bone, Martinelli’s sparkling cider, eggs, hashbrowns scattered, covered and chunked).
So 20 minutes ago she’s posting on Facebook about how she was ALREADY starting to get ready for her dinner date in Birmingham with Ardbeg and how she’s a lucky girl. She already has 10 likes from her FB friends.
How dead am I when this goes wrong?
by Ardbeg on Feb 14, 2012 5:17 PM EST reply actions 8 recs
EXCELLENT
you arent the only one walking the cliff’s edge with this. you’ll have to let us know the reaction tomorrow!
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GTHTSUN
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by CoastalCowbell on Feb 14, 2012 5:18 PM EST up reply actions
Puh-leeze. Bitches love waffles.
"The past is past. The future is now."
by Anfield89 on Feb 14, 2012 5:18 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
I'm All In
Seriously though, you have given me an idea. I might see if there are any nice dessert or wine spots nearby for after, just in case I have to make a save. I also bought her a silver bracelet and a TV, so you’d hope that would count for something.
(OK, the TV was partly for me, but it arrived today, so I’m totally counting it.)
May I suggest...
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by alexanderkotov on Feb 14, 2012 5:28 PM EST up reply actions 10 recs
"Can i get a sandwich? It's for a duck."
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by CoastalCowbell on Feb 14, 2012 5:29 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
not sure of anywhere south of town.
maybe Wine Loft downtown?
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Feb 14, 2012 5:30 PM EST up reply actions
eh, I might just have a bottle of Champagne ready for when he get home
Don’t know that we’ll feel like driving all the way in after dinner and then all the way home in one night.
Not sure exactly,
but just to be safe, I’m calling dibs on your stuff.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 14, 2012 5:18 PM EST up reply actions
I call dibs on
dammit. Tell me how it goes.
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 14, 2012 5:19 PM EST up reply actions
I'll take his scotch.
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very dead unless plan punt works
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by Boatdrinks on Feb 14, 2012 5:18 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
On the subject, though, I'm going to have a bone to pick with ProFlowers and U-P-Useless shortly.
I was promised delivery by 5:00, my girlfriend had planned to leave the office by 5:15, and I’ve unsubtly convinced her to stay until 5:30. If they can’t meet that deadline, I will demand a full refund and TREBLE DAMAGES, THANK YOU.
"The past is past. The future is now."
Thanks for the reminder
Just called home and the kids confirmed that the florist had already been by.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
In my experience, ProFlowers has always been pretty great.
So I suspect UPS is the bottleneck here. It’s an obvious business address, though, so you’d think they’d manage to get there during, you know, business hours. /shakes fist/
"The past is past. The future is now."
Still nothing.
And she’s got to leave to get home and get ready for our dinner date, which will clearly now also go horribly wrong. Some poor sap is about to get an earful.
"The past is past. The future is now."
Of course I'm on hold.
Think they would mind if I put them on speakerphone while I hop in the shower?
"The past is past. The future is now."
I'll get that bitch some hashbrowns...
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by allicolls on Feb 14, 2012 5:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
If bitches don't love hashbrowns, then I've been doing it wrong my whole life.
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 14, 2012 5:22 PM EST up reply actions
I would totally go to Waffle House for V-day
but I would let IE know ahead of time that’s what we were doing. But we’re odd when it comes to V-day.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 14, 2012 5:23 PM EST up reply actions
I literally do not give a rip about Valentine's Day.
It’s just a Tuesday. I suppose saying “Happy Valentine’s Day” is sort of required, but cards are cheap and meaningless, flowers are expensive and don’t last long, chocolate makes me gain weight, and restaurants are crowded. I truly do not think I’d be mad if a guy said, “Happy Valentine’s Day. Let’s order a pizza and do nothing.”
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I share much of your enthusiasm for this holiday . . .
. . . but having kids, particularly during the elementary school years, makes it a bigger deal. Valentine’s Day at our house typically involves flowers for Mrs. DG, a set of spring break clothes for the kids from their grandparents, cross-exchange of cards, and lots of chocolate (most of which my now-teenage sons wolf down before I even have temptation to resist). We also will have a family dinner for four at some point.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Our son did valentines for school for the first time last night.
ALL evening.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 14, 2012 5:36 PM EST up reply actions
Did you get to decorate a shoebox?
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Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I think they made stuff at school, but not sure.
But he wrote every single name on every single card, which is pretty good for a kindergartener. Also, he and IE had the talk about him not wanting to give one to a classmate he didn’t like…ah, good times.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 14, 2012 5:41 PM EST up reply actions
There are some good lessons to be learned from the school Valentine exchange.
And it will be easier next year as his handwriting improves. (Good job, though, to get through the whole list as a kindergartner!) You hit on a couple of them. Devil Mom always made a “mailbox” in the middle of her classroom and then taught the kids how to sort all the Valentines and deliver them.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Yep, it was a good lesson. I think that's when we all learn about "how would it make you feel if XX gave one to everyone else, but not you?"
It was interesting to listen to.
But MY GOD, I wish parents would use it to teach, rather than a referendum on how much they can do for their kid to be popular. Our son gave out Phineas and Ferb valentines with pencils. IE said that some parents were practically backing in trucks of cupcakes and candy and stuff. We’ll get his valentines and see that 95% of them were all done by the moms. What’s the learning point of that? That mom will do it all.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 14, 2012 5:49 PM EST up reply actions
The Phineas and Ferb cards should at least put him in the winner's bracket.
But yeah, anything that doesn’t come with candy is going directly in the trash.
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Our kids don't LIKE most candy.
I’m not going to buy it for other people’s brats, because I resent them giving it to my ADHD son. My bigger point, however, is that rather than it being a competition between the mom’s of the neighborhood, it SHOULD be an event to teach kids social conventions and other lessons.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 14, 2012 5:55 PM EST up reply actions
personally I just learned that valentines day means decadent amounts of candy for next to no reason
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 14, 2012 5:57 PM EST up reply actions
What are "things that were cool as a kid, that make me cringe as a parent", Alex?
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 14, 2012 5:58 PM EST up reply actions
/confiscates candy for "health reasons"
/eats
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by alexanderkotov on Feb 14, 2012 5:58 PM EST up reply actions
Good time to teach your kids about taxes
/ takes 10% off the top
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by DevilGrad on Feb 14, 2012 6:00 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
alternately, things that were cool as a kid
but really raised the standards on any kid in a relationship.
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 14, 2012 5:59 PM EST up reply actions
At the DC's elementary . . .
. . . they required the kids to do all the writing on the Valentines from first grade on. You guys made the right call and can teach that spending a little bit of your time to do something nice for someone can be a better gift than more stuff.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
My parents still get us Valentine's gifts.
My mom got me a massage which I was thrilled to accept. Dad usually brings Mom flowers and a card but that’s it. My parents are big on cards. I think cards are absolutely stupid.
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I suppose cards are a generational thing.
My in-laws and my mom both really appreciate them, I’m fairly indifferent, and I’d guess my kids might never buy one again (except for their grandparents) after they move out of the house.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I guess I understand cards as a convenient vehicle for birthday cash for a recipient who lives far away.
I don’t do cards for my family members who live in town, though. I take them to dinner and spend actual time with them, and get them a gift. A card is something you read and throw away immediately.
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Depends on who it is
My in-laws will probably have all their Valentines displayed on a shelf in their kitchen for the next month.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
My grandmother...
…for whatever reason, decided one year that she wasn’t going to do birthday cards anymore. Now she just writes “Happy Birthday” on a sheet of white paper and includes an extra five bucks for the card she didn’t buy.
"The past is past. The future is now."
I would completely support this.
I’d also be thrilled with an e-card or an emailed link to a Visa gift card.
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I got a card from my dog, sent by my mom....
Time to get girlfriend?
by The voice of NDNation on Feb 15, 2012 10:34 AM EST up reply actions
I've said this before here, but we celebrate Japanese style
IE gets me a small piece of chocolate on V-day, when Japanese women give chocolate to the men in their lives. On White Day, March 14th, I’ll get her a card and something. We do this because it’s a convenient way for me to avoid doing anything on V Day, which I hate, but still get to celebrate, which she likes.
We don’t really get worked up over any holidays or birthdays as it is, so it works for us.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 14, 2012 5:35 PM EST up reply actions
That's kinda cute actually.
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That sort of describes a lot of things in Japanese culture, no?
"The past is past. The future is now."
I have late class tonight
So we are observing the holiday with take-out chinese and a dessert that I just picked up.
I'm lucky-ish that my anniversary is in a week
So I get to do a joint holiday on Saturday and avoid the ridiculous price-gauging today.
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"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -North Texas head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
my anniversary was Feb 20th
But I’m lucky-ish not to be married to her any more.
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by RedmondLonghorn on Feb 14, 2012 10:58 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
I had originally planned to let her in on it
But that was when I thought we could go to the Waffle House down the street. When it became an hour drive towards BHM, I couldn’t resist the temptation. I think it’s too late now, I’m better off just waiting until we get there.
Take her blindfolded
She wont know the difference
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 5:22 PM EST up reply actions
Um. That's called kidnapping.
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by alexanderkotov on Feb 14, 2012 5:22 PM EST up reply actions
Not if its a "surprise"
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 5:23 PM EST up reply actions
Cool kidnapping story bro
On the day my friend proposed to his now-wife, he asked her to wear a blindfold and she agreed. He drove her to a lovely park 45 minutes away, led her to the beautiful area near the lake and surrounded by flowers and removed her blindfold. He then opened his Bible and began reading verses about marriage, love, commitment, and she began crying. Just as he was about to get on one knee, the jogger/undercover cop came through the bushes and tackled him as the SWAT team swooped in, rifle safeties off, and cuffed him.
He has the pictures with the 5 police vehicles (sirens on) and 10 officers to prove it. He also had a much better sense of humor about it than some might.
by Ardbeg on Feb 14, 2012 5:37 PM EST up reply actions 27 recs
BEST WEDDING RECEPTION SLIDESHOW EVER
"The past is past. The future is now."
by Anfield89 on Feb 14, 2012 5:40 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
that is a hell of a story for the youngins
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 14, 2012 5:42 PM EST up reply actions
LOLWAT
wow.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 14, 2012 5:43 PM EST up reply actions
Wait what? Wouldn't he have had to be some sort of suspect for the SWAT team to have been called?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 5:47 PM EST up reply actions
I guess they thought he was going to kidnap the living shit out of her?
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
Someone saw her blindfolded in a car and called the cops
In a smaller town, that might be enough for a reaction like this.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
That reminds me....One time...I had two friends who lived in the same neighborhood
And when one of them was on vacation, I parked in her driveway because my other friends’ was full…and her nosey neighbor called the cops because she knew they were on vacation and didn’t recognize my car/thought I was a burgaler I guess?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 5:53 PM EST up reply actions
As my friend recounted it the Sargent was very apologetic.
“You see, there were several 911 calls, but dispatch in [town 30 minutes way] received the kidnapping report first. White female blindfolded, black male driving and appears nervous. The car came up as rental. You understand how that looks to us. We’ve been following you since Exit [15 miles away]. When you started to reach in your pocket, we thought it was all going to go down, so we had to act. Luckily Officer XXX was already in position so we didn’t have to take a shot.”
also
“So you’re both Harvard Law Students. Shit, there goes my hopes for no lawsuit. Sorry again.”
by Ardbeg on Feb 14, 2012 5:52 PM EST up reply actions 8 recs
Wow.
Also spiders.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
yeah, probably shoulda left that part out
but it’s true. Black police sargent (don’t know if that makes it better or worse) But friend, as I said, is very chill. He thinks it’s all hilarious. No lawsuit, no complaints, joked about inviting them all to the wedding.
I didn't mean your comment was spidery.
But my reaction to it would’ve been.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
This should be entered into EDSBS lore
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 14, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions
Just general human lore.
The annals of CIVILIZATION
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 14, 2012 7:52 PM EST up reply actions
This is glorious.
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 14, 2012 5:58 PM EST up reply actions
I was almost in that position myself
Blindfolded my former fiance and drove her around down the interstate and back up to Auburn to fool her over the time we were in the car. I thought ahead and told her to recline the seat so no one would see her blindfolded, though.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 14, 2012 7:49 PM EST up reply actions
you should be a copy of this weeks Sports Illustrated to peruse during dinner
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Feb 14, 2012 5:22 PM EST up reply actions
No, he should just check his phone surreptitiously (yet obviously) every 5 seconds for scores.
Women love that, according to cellphone commercials.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 14, 2012 5:24 PM EST up reply actions
Do you guys know how to post videos to...Facebook?
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 14, 2012 5:25 PM EST up reply actions
Cyanide Pill, meet mouth
I dont want to live on this planet anymore.gif
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
/irishjugg fumbles cyanide pill
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 14, 2012 5:28 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
//fumble picked up by Denard, runs it in to Irishjugg's mouth.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 14, 2012 5:30 PM EST up reply actions
i hate that commercial more than I should.
yes. damn straight. i checked the score b/c for some reason we’re stuck in this awful resturaunt without the game on. sue me.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Feb 14, 2012 5:29 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Also:
Why would you plan a dinner out during a game that you care enough about to watch on your phone?
Also:
Why would you date a woman who got a bug in her ass that you checked a score?
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 14, 2012 5:32 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
This.
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 14, 2012 5:32 PM EST up reply actions
Or better,
why would you date a woman who didn’t want to know the score herself?
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 14, 2012 5:33 PM EST up reply actions
THIS.
It’d be like dating a woman who didn’t approve of drankin’.
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Tried this a while back
She hated the booze and was lactose intolerant to boot – I have no idea why she was still living in Wisconsin. Still I thought I could make it work, but that’s only because I make terrible life decisions.
This is, in fact, the second part of my above statement.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 14, 2012 5:36 PM EST up reply actions
i'm just happy to see that everyone appears to hate it
as much as I do. It truly pisses me off everytime.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Feb 14, 2012 5:38 PM EST up reply actions
Yep, I knew I'd met the right girl when she started cursing so much during a Terps game it made ME blush.
To be fair, though, if I were a Terps fan, I’d probably be in solitary at St. Elizabeth’s by now.
"The past is past. The future is now."
this is what pisses me off.
even if she doesnt like sports she should respect your interests and likes! goddamn.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 14, 2012 5:33 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
my point is she shouldnt make him have dinner in a stuffy restaurant if she knows there is a big game going on.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 14, 2012 5:37 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Consider, though.
Perhaps it’s not actually a big game, but some hot Tuesday night MACtion that he doesn’t really care about but still feels compelled to watch so he can intelligently discuss it on the next morning’s Curious Index thread.
"The past is past. The future is now."
WE DO NOT GO OUT TO DINNER DURING THE MACTION!
And this is not negotiable.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Feb 14, 2012 5:46 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
LOVE YOU.
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It's an easy rule to enforce . . .
. . . since it still leaves Saturday nights open.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Exactly. Who cares about the Pac 10.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to get some lilies, and a heart-shaped deep dish pizza.
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Doesn't matter.
If your wife/girlfriend is fascinated with the Bachelor (just randomly picking something), you’re not going to try to have any serious discussion during the finale. Same courtesy should apply with something the guy cares about. But even better, don’t date someone who cares more about themselves than they respect your interests.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 14, 2012 5:40 PM EST up reply actions
You're also not going to schedule a date on that night.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -North Texas head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
Or if you are, it's at a place you can watch the game.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 14, 2012 5:43 PM EST up reply actions
Counterpoint: There was never any indication that this game was especially important to him - only that the game was important than his date with his S.O.
For those of us who enjoy multiple sports, there is always a reason not to go out on a date with our signficant other because a plausibly entertaining game will be on television. This would justifiably make our S.O.’s upset, and they deserve at least one night of our undivided attention.
Yes.
It’s called baseball season.
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by TexaninNYC on Feb 14, 2012 5:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
There aren't that many "OMG Important" baseball games-
and your team gets off days pretty regularly on Mondays and Thursdays
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
That's exactly what I mean.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
Yep-
was clarifying, for those who don’t actively follow the stickball
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Countercounterpoint: if he cares enough that he's watching on his phone, he cares about the game
therefore, it is at least as important to him, if not moreso, than her. If he doesn’t really care about the game, yet still is watching it out with her, then he needs to dump her.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 14, 2012 5:44 PM EST up reply actions
I disagree with you here.
While I appreciate your analogy to the Bachelor, it doesn’t ring totally true for me because that show only airs once a week (I believe). That means I have to give her that one night to ‘have her thing’ and not bother her while it’s on. There is a nationally televised sporting even on every night.
It’s totally appropriate for someone to appreciate lots of sports and want to watch them everynight, but that doesn’t mean he/she shouldn’t have a S.O. It means he should learn to balance priorities and respond to other people’s needs – and at the very least, do this one night a week.
His point, though
Is that if he finds a game that he is only mildly interested in more entertaining than dinner with her, they should probably break up.
I don't know if that's fair either.
I love Mrs. InNYC to death, but sometimes we just really have nothing to talk about at all.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
My point is that relationships are excellent times for personal growth.
And taking account of other people’s needs are part of growing. This may include talking to your S.O. when what you’d rather be doing at that exact moment is watching T.V.
"Watching sports because it's on and I'm not doing anything else" is one thing.
He’s actively watching it on his phone in a restaurant. I love college football, but I’m not pulling out my phone for Tuesday MACtion; I would for a game I care about. He cares about it—even if it’s not a “big game”, it’s something he cares about enough to pull out his phone and “summon”.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 14, 2012 5:52 PM EST up reply actions
you have a good point.
if we’re going to look deeply into this commercial, i will have to say what probably bothers me the most is that the female is portrayed as a controlling SO when TECHNICALLY he is being rude if he agreed to go to dinner instead of watching some game (questionable importance)
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 14, 2012 6:14 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Warning: rational female discourse ahead.
If it’s an important game, they shouldn’t plan to go out that night. If it’s not “his team,” or it’s one of 162 fucking baseball games in a season, or whatever, he shouldn’t expect to be able to watch every single game he’s mildly interested in, because life does not work that way unless you are single and live in your mom’s basement. On the flip side, she can’t expect to hold the Bachelor, American Idol, the Kardashians, Jersey Shore, and Teen Mom ALL sacred. You have to pick and choose.
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Holly! Alli got "rational" in my EDSBS!
(But, seriously, you are right on point. Mrs. DG indulges me to the point of happily shelling out for MLB Extra Innings [ cue anti-stickball ravings ], but I also know I’m not watching all 162. On the flip side, I expect some consideration when I walk past the TV, look at Headline News, and tell her, “You know, you could switch to something interesting, come back to this in a couple of hours, and Whitney Houston will still be dead.”)
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
My Dad watches the Cardinals games on mute on the computer next to his recliner.
So my mom accepts him watching every single damn one because he’s out of town enough to have to miss many of them, he’s still in the room with her, she still gets input over the TV, and he’s available for conversation and not glued 100% to the screen. It would be different if the ballgames were the complete focus of his attention every night, and not “something on in the background while they go about whatever else they do in the evenings.”
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We're at the point . . .
. . . where Mrs. DG frequently has the Tigers game on already by the time I make it home from work. Similar principles apply, particularly now that both of us are usually distracted by the dog’s constant need to have someone toss him his stuffed mouse.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Oh yes.
The Cake needs her tummy scratched, and the Whippet mix needs to be in your lap licking you, and they both need for Dad to share his nightly snack of cheese and crackers.
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Well, the Butterscotch . . .
. . . rarely sits still long enough for the tummy scratch but will settle down eventually as the evening wears on. We can’t have him neutered until there’s a final determination about whether he’s going to be a show dog, and the testosterone level is . . . ummm . . . apparent.
(I liked “Twinkie,” but that’s already in the Urban Dictionary for other reasons. I suppose butterscotch is too, but at least I don’t know about that.)
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
That's an appropriate name for a Norwich.
How old is he? When will you make the decision about whether to show him?
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He's about 11 months.
There are only ~750 purebred Norwich puppies born in the US each year, and it’s like pulling teeth to get a breeder to sell you one. We had to outcompete three other families that wanted the dog, and part of doing so was to offer the breeder the option to show him if she chooses to. He goes to “classes” every few weeks, and he’ll probably get a trial show locally some time this spring.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Gotcha.
The Cake is the only purebred dog we’ve ever had, and while we got her from someone who breeds dogs with the expectation that one or some of the puppies will be show-quality, ours is strictly a pet. I honestly wish that breeders would be a bit more forthright about exactly WHY certain puppies are or aren’t show quality. As a horse person, I have a pretty good understanding of conformation generally, so I’d love to learn what characteristics actually make one a good show animal, and get a comparison between different dogs.
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"But even better, don’t date someone who cares more about themselves than they respect your interests."
I’ll take advice I would love to have had when I was 16, Alex.
Here's my problem
Make this commercial 4-5 years ago? Fine.
But is ANYONE amazed that video can appear on a phone now? It makes the “summoner” line all the more ridiculous.
Free at last!
This is true, so so true.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 14, 2012 5:59 PM EST up reply actions
And be sure to drown yourself in Axe body spray beforehand.
It turns off the womenfolk’s raeg capacitors, from what I hear.
Is there a nice place close that recently closed?
Drive by there and give it the “Oh, no! I can’t believe this! I made these reservations months ago. This late on Valentine’s Day, I doubt we can get a table anywhere besides Waffle House.”
by Nick's Hat Band on Feb 14, 2012 5:44 PM EST up reply actions
Nah.
Tell her the truth. Quirky beats “romantic” and forgettable any day.
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"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
Off Topic
I am in at least 3 classes with the kid who you told me to look out for (who worked for you last summer and transferred into my school). Nice guy.
glad to hear it
Yeah, I haven’t talked with him much since but he was very interesting, and smart. Glad to hear he’s hanging in there and meeting people.
Can I have your watch when you are dead?
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 14, 2012 5:53 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Three Amigos Auto-rec.
engaged.
You sit on a throne of lies.
by Mel Kiper, Sr. on Feb 15, 2012 9:21 AM EST up reply actions
Ladies and gentlemen... Happy Valentines day. I will celebrate this glorious holiday by grading labs slightly easier and putting hearts in replacement of a 0
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hearts in replacement of a 0
you are awesome, I sort of love this
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
So how are we working Justified into our VDay plans, friends?
The mister and I are staying in and making bourbon truffles to consume during.
________________________________
"Laugh about things, and stop wishing you won state when you were 30 years younger." -- B. Brian, Purple Y Ranch, October 2009
oh goodness that sounds delicious...
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Newsletter, ideas, etc.
Also, recipe?
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Have never attempted
I do homemade peppermint patties at Christmas, so I’m kind of tweaking that recipe to work with this little Williams-Sonoma number: http://www.grouprecipes.com/8042/bourbon-truffles.html
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by Holly Anderson on Feb 14, 2012 5:44 PM EST up reply actions
Cream, butter, chocolate, bourbon?
There’s nothing about that I don’t love.
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Nothing says lovin' like Raylan.
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Holly has a "Mister"?
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Best Futurama reference ever.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 15, 2012 2:16 AM EST up reply actions
So, when I went to Bojangles today, I decided to try and be "clever" by ordering "Four Fried Chickens and a Coke"
Which resulted in a confused/bewildered cashier responding, “Is Pepsi alright, sir?”
Punting is winning.
seriously?
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Yes...
She was young and hispanic, which I don’t believe is a core Blues Brothers’ demographic, but I expect more nonetheless
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 5:48 PM EST up reply actions
I would have been confused too
/fiine, Ill rent it this weekend
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
Rocking Wayfarers? Skinny compatriot ordering dry white toast?
There’s homage, and then there’s homage.
"The past is past. The future is now."
My spousal unit is hosting her damn "book club" tonight
Fortunately for me, I have tickets to the GMU-VCU bounceyhoops.
West Virginia fans hate everybody. They remember every snub and joke and bit of snark. And they never forgive, and they never, ever forget. In other words, they're a lot like West Virginians in general.
Why is "book club" in quotation marks?
Is this actually a fight club?!
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Feb 15, 2012 9:14 AM EST up reply actions
Just broke rules #1 and #2.
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Feb 15, 2012 10:26 AM EST up reply actions
tomorrow man, 2-4 PST, so that's 5-7 in GOST
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
GET INVOLVED IN A LAND WAR IN ASIA
And seduce Crazy Office Hours girl
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 5:54 PM EST up reply actions
And if anyone asks,
It was the heeeeeeeeeeeeat of the moment….
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 14, 2012 5:55 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
rec for getting that damn song in my head
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
I'm still so confused as to any actual reason she shows up.
But I suppose we all are.
I started at 221.6. I'm now 214.2. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 14, 2012 5:56 PM EST up reply actions
She's gonna be all post-Valentine's Day vulnerable.
She’ll never be easier, GreekPadre.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
why are you helping SVP in the bad ideas?
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
I'm just sayin'.
She clearly wants it. If you want to be sleazy about it, that’s your opportunity. And if you want to have all the odds in your favor in case you decide you’d like to ask her out, that’s also your opportunity.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I suppose...
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
can i just say here my roommate is currently dating her old orgo tutor......
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 14, 2012 6:15 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
and what's the age different?
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
she is 21 he is 25?
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 14, 2012 6:18 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
i never thought it was weird. just thought it was funny due to greekpadres situation
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 14, 2012 6:28 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
you're supposed to report that stuff to the registrar but they usually don't give a shit
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
why if he wasnt actually her instructor/had a say in her grade?
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 14, 2012 7:02 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
You work for the university, she goes to the university, God forbid she sues the university and they didn't know you were dating
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
It's not restricted, but you're supposed to give them a heads up. If you do have a say in their grade or are TA'ing their class it's more of a problem.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
makes sense
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 14, 2012 7:07 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Yeah, I had to do that with the GF-
I was a first-year grad student, she was a senior who had exempted the class I was TAing while she was still in HS, but they were adamant we fill out a damn form. Nothing came of it
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
this...in my situation though...i don't think she's 20 yet...
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
then contrary to the run of opinion, I suggest you make like Wes Welker and drop it
by MGoEcon on Feb 14, 2012 6:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
HEY-OH
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
That's a lot different than current TA/TF
Everything about this screams NO NO NO
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 14, 2012 7:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
i wasnt encouraging it, fyi
i just find it amusing
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 14, 2012 7:09 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
2-5 GOST for me tomorrow.
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 14, 2012 5:55 PM EST up reply actions
so 11-2 for me
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Kid wanted to come bitch about his quiz grade, but is too good for my OOs
so I got up early (read: AM) to come meet him today, and then the fucker cancelled on me. If you can’t show up when you said you would, I can’t (won’t) help you.
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 14, 2012 5:57 PM EST up reply actions
I got that bitch an F.
Bitches love F’s.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 14, 2012 6:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Bitches definitely love getting F'd
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
by greekpadre on Feb 14, 2012 6:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
alright, class on paintings of 18th century Japanese hookers is over.
Time for Japanese Spider class. See y’all later.
I started at 221.6. I'm now 214.2. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast
I lucked out of having to do Valentine's Day dinner
GF (things just recently got somewhat serious) got the stomach flu today, which put a cramp in all of our plans.
I’ll make it up to her this weekend, anyhow.
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
Wasn't even thinking about that
But apparently, it’s been more of a “can’t stop puking all day” thing instead of a stomach cramps thing
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
See, it didn't matter that you're a UVA guy, after all
by Synaesthesia on Feb 14, 2012 6:48 PM EST up reply actions
?
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
by wahoocrew on Feb 14, 2012 6:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Worst Valentine's gift ever?
M-I-L just informed us she’s found her dream house.
In our neighborhood.
She’s already started the application process.
I really hope those tougher mortgage rules are in effect.
If the brute force method fails, you didn't use enough brute force.
by AubEng on Feb 14, 2012 6:12 PM EST via mobile reply actions
You know, I bet you could get jury nullification in an arson case on those grounds.
"The past is past. The future is now."
My parents almost did this with a repo down the street
Luckily, they were out bid. There’s still hope.
Ha ha, not really, in this market she’ll probably be the only offer.
I've mentioned this before,
but it bears repeating. My in-laws bought the house next door. Come over for a drink and I’ll tell you some stories.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
For serious?
One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov
My in-laws live about 2 miles away.
Far enough to call before they head over, close enough to hang out (my in-laws are awesome).
Yeah, probably.
Similar.
I completely won the in-law sweepstakes. They’re three miles away, my kids love being close to them, and they’ve never once offered me an unsolicited piece of advice.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Free babysitting FTW!
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Feb 15, 2012 10:27 AM EST up reply actions
Indeed.
My younger kid and the “grand-dog” spent last weekend over there while we took the older one on a college visit.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
This is amazing.
But you know we’re all clamoring for a Footbaw Bob Valentine.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
cant title click on the app AHHHH
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 14, 2012 6:40 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
got sorely tempted to just leave a reply of
“fap fap”
Chose against it, the mere suggestion would probably leave me with ED for the rest of my life.
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
"Look, if the brain makes a different read there, maybe he sees what the heart sees, and we're getting a hotel room,and you're not asking me about it, instead he made a different read and we're at home eating pop tarts"
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
by stempke on Feb 14, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Mtneer_in_SC: I had no idea Kentucky's AD opposed WV
have a link?
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
Can't have all those undesirables invading Harlan.
#weallknowwhattonightis
by Counter Trap on Feb 14, 2012 6:41 PM EST up reply actions
Local affiliate isn't airing The Simpsons "Choo Choo Choose Me" Valentines episode
boooooooooooo
Twitter: RyanMcD29
I cannot wait till February 16th.
My paranoid schizophrenia hallucination drill will end then.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Feb 14, 2012 6:46 PM EST reply actions
shameless reposting....just shameless
Purveyor of quality hate since 1985
by Ron Zook Owes Me a Liver on Feb 14, 2012 6:46 PM EST reply actions
.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Feb 14, 2012 6:46 PM EST reply actions 12 recs
/hi five
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Excellent!
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
...
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 14, 2012 6:49 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
green'd
"if they're still paying, you're still winning."
-my dad
by whiskey_soup on Feb 15, 2012 12:53 AM EST up reply actions
so does gin....WOOT
Purveyor of quality hate since 1985
by Ron Zook Owes Me a Liver on Feb 14, 2012 6:51 PM EST up reply actions
Extraneous parenthetical qualifier is extraneous.
by Counter Trap on Feb 14, 2012 6:48 PM EST up reply actions
indeed
I thought we could all get behind hating Iowa and fucking Clemson in all forms.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Feb 14, 2012 6:50 PM EST up reply actions
Just specifying which particular form it will be tonight
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
Guess what!
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Alright, work is done for the day, special lady friend is out of town,
It’s tme to hit the gym and some drunjin after
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
Shift+A
Whoof (and the day has only just begun)
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 14, 2012 6:58 PM EST reply actions
Hail, Commentariat!
I’m putting together what you might call a grant proposal. Instead of boring titles like player A, B, etc., I’m using dummy names. And I’m trying to have each name be that of an obscure fictional villain (obscure: if you haven’t read the book/seen the movie, you’re in the dark on the reference). So far, my names are:
Patrick Bateman
Cersei Lannister
Elizabeth Bathory
Mason Verger
Fernand Morcerf
who else shall join the obscure rogue’s gallery?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
point of information
Is Patrick Bateman actually meant to be a villain?
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Feb 14, 2012 7:04 PM EST up reply actions
Let's ask the dead hookers.
Oh wait, they’re all dead.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I was not aware that Bret Easton Ellis spent time in Dallas in the 80s.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Feb 14, 2012 7:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It's probable.
Considering the sheer amount of cocaine pumping through both in the 80’s.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
I'll accept that
Come to think of it, I had to for the question I sometimes ask people I know:
“Which villain or antihero do you most identify with?”
It’s frightening how many traders/finance guys answer either Patrick Bateman or Gordon Gekko.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
My financial-banking-major roommate idolizes Patrick Bateman
He’s literally memorized every single line from that movie
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
I know a number of finance guys like this as well.
None of the Gordon Gekko idolizers, though.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Feb 14, 2012 7:11 PM EST up reply actions
Durden, a bit
I respect and am terrified of the man.
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 14, 2012 7:57 PM EST up reply actions
Pechorin
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 7:58 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Perhaps the first and only time that a Lermontov auto-rec can be engaged
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 14, 2012 7:59 PM EST up reply actions
Ditto.
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 14, 2012 8:00 PM EST up reply actions
I always read your name as Pechorin, though.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 8:02 PM EST up reply actions
Classic Romanticism stuff (not the Valentine's Day romance, obviously)
I’m not a big fan of Romanticism, but it’s great reading
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 14, 2012 8:02 PM EST up reply actions
Pushkin auto-rec will always be in effect.
If you consider Eugene Onegin an antihero instead of just a dumbass protagonist.
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 14, 2012 8:03 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, I thought Pushkin's point was to explore Byron's style of the anti-hero
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 14, 2012 8:04 PM EST up reply actions
And put a kinky twist on the sonnet.
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 14, 2012 8:05 PM EST up reply actions
So you're an insightful, yet arrogant and cynical, womanizer?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
With restraint.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 8:07 PM EST up reply actions
Are you a cold-blooded duelist?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 14, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions
Aaron Burr wants to know
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
If I were put in the position, I guess I could be.
Didn’t think this mention was going to require me to answer so many questions.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions
That's what makes it such a fun question
It’s like the saying, I think a British Prime Minister came up with it, that you judge a man not by his virtues, but by his vices; which he has and which he deems acceptable. People will fake virtues, but they’ll never fake a vice.
Similarly, if you ask someone their favorite hero, well, that’s aspirational and an opportunity for them to blow smoke up your ass. Villains and antiheros, on the other hand? It’s a smorgasboard of evil and vice laid out in front of you. You have to pick something bad, so you pick the one you think is least bad or most like you.
Hence, we see traders/finance guys going with Gekko/Bateman, our friend above going with Pechorin, a psychotic chick I once knew picking the female lead from Natural Born Killers, etc.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I'm thinking antihero,
much like Alex in A Clockwork Orange.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Feb 14, 2012 7:08 PM EST up reply actions
Holden in Catcher in the Rye
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 14, 2012 7:58 PM EST up reply actions
Damn beaten
But Greened
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 7:13 PM EST up reply actions
Gus Fring.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
Wow.
The gif at the end of his breaking bad article is both frightening and spoilerrific.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Turd Ferguson
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Jonathan Teatime (from Hogfather)
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Skurp Burluss
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 14, 2012 7:14 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Eulalia Bon's lawyer
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 7:15 PM EST up reply actions
Admiral Aski Ackbar
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Vladimir Harkonnen
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Feb 14, 2012 7:17 PM EST up reply actions
I think too many people know that one.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
/pics up mike
Roof
/slams mike
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Feb 14, 2012 7:26 PM EST up reply actions
/realizes totally accurate Mike Shula metaphor
//grabs broken mike
///runs Jumbo package
////runs Jumbo package
/////runs Jumbo package
//////tabs self with jagged edge of windscreen
by Counter Trap on Feb 14, 2012 7:48 PM EST up reply actions
!
/Darby
//Darby
///Darby
////punt
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
"Bicycle is new poverty mule. " - Spencer Prokhorov
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 15, 2012 11:08 AM EST up reply actions
Sergei Vorbarra.
(Elizabath Bathory? Or Erzebet? The Blood Countess of Chesthe? She’s kind of a real villain.)
by Albino Tornado on Feb 14, 2012 7:36 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, I know she's real
I needed at least two women, and had an attack of the lazies.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
DAMMIT
is one that works on an obscure fiction meta-level: Alfred Bester.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 14, 2012 7:39 PM EST up reply actions
tyler durden
perhaps.
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 14, 2012 7:57 PM EST up reply actions
Randall Flagg
Annie Bates
George Stark
Arnie Cunningham
Henry Bowers
Patrick Hockstetter
Edward Deepneau
and, of course, Keyser Soze.
This was a great idea...I'm currently at 240 and will not stop until I'm at 200. Remind me of this.
I discarded Keyser Soze as too well known.
Everything else on that list I’ve never heard of, and is thus fair game.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
All the others are Stephen King "villains"
Arnie Cunningham might be a stretch (the kid who owned “Christine”), but here’s a siting of the rest:
Randall Flagg – many books including The Stand
Annie Bates – Misery
George Stark – Dark Half
Arnie Cunningham – Christine
Henry Bowers – IT
Patrick Hockstetter – IT
Edward Deepneau – Insomnia
This was a great idea...I'm currently at 240 and will not stop until I'm at 200. Remind me of this.
DAMN!
I didn’t read the title ‘Randall Flagg’. That one I know for sure. My bad.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Tom Walker
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Mags Bennett
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 7:17 PM EST reply actions
Reply fail.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 7:17 PM EST up reply actions
Holy shit that's scary
I’m commenting as I watch Justified and Arlo said “Mags Bennett” just as I read what you posted. Not even off by a half second.
Sposed to be SEC
Be mine.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
by Tremendous on Feb 14, 2012 7:27 PM EST reply actions 11 recs
Or 70.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
by TexaninNYC on Feb 14, 2012 7:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
...
my stash o' gifs
www.tigernet.com
by Orangebowl81 on Feb 14, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
dinner for one in school dining hall
now playing xbox. :(
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 14, 2012 7:30 PM EST reply actions
didn't your gf just get you that awesome crossword puzzle?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
she's in baltimore.
will be here this weekend, but..still.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 14, 2012 7:32 PM EST up reply actions
Shit...I just got my instructions and information for my orals
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
/giggles
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 14, 2012 7:32 PM EST up reply actions
YOU BASTARD THIS ISN'T FUNNY
/sees the mis-phrase
//furk
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
The one thing more intolerable than Valentines day is people who do nothing but complain about how much they hate Valentines day.
by Mango Stasi on Feb 14, 2012 7:32 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Bammers.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 14, 2012 7:33 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
the funniest thing I saw today
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
by Londonjoe on Feb 14, 2012 7:35 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
sorry reply fail
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
I was about to post this myself - I should have figured you'd have seen it.
You’ve seen FedValentines as well, I assume?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
No. But I want to marry the girl who does all those charts on the site.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
"THe S&P was in the red, but I wasn't blue, because I shorted the market and went long on you."
SWOON.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I guess you could say that.........
She’s a positive externality for you
/yyyeaahhhhh.jpg
//all I remember from AP Micro
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 14, 2012 7:44 PM EST up reply actions
HEY BABY DID IT HURT WHEN THEY MADE YOU TRIPLE A RATED IN GERMANY?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Baby, I wanted to call
but I was afraid you’d be put off.
by MGoEcon on Feb 14, 2012 7:42 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Thank god for Sabarnes Oxley, because if it didn't exist
I’d be sure you’d been rigged by Arthur Andersen
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Should I be concerned that I'm getting these?
/no offense Econ peeps
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 14, 2012 7:46 PM EST up reply actions
These would be funnier if I hadn't already heard my fill of them
/so many Econ majors
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 14, 2012 7:44 PM EST up reply actions
WHO HATES THE DALLAS STARS?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Everyone with a soul.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
i dislike the dallas stars.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 14, 2012 7:43 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Fuck Ed Belfour.
If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.
Seeing a Red Wing parked in front of the Dallas net makes me cringe automatically now.
In the ‘99 or so playoffs, Belfour took exception to Martin Lapointe (if I remember correctly) crowding his crease, positioned his goal stick between Lapointe’s skates, and lifted it at a great rate of speed.
(shudder)
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
If you havin Hull problems I feel bad for you son...
I got 99 problems but the crease ain’t one
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
YES
Still funny. STILL FUNNY.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
You owe Ice T royalties for this post
/will never end the crusade to get T the credit he deserves for that hook.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Ice T?
How long ago did he post it?…I thought I never saw it before I posted it in during the BCSNCG
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions
Disregard previous psot
I feel stupid
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions
Love the original
Hopefully this Star Trek reboot gets around to the TNG crew soon
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 14, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
NEEDZ MOAR RECS
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
And the fields salted
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 7:52 PM EST up reply actions
GO STARS FUCK YOU MANE
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 14, 2012 7:52 PM EST up reply actions
MORE
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Awww hamburgers
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
Now I like the Dallas Stars.
The enemy of a Michigan man is my friend.
Google's homepage celebrates too much shit.
So go Spurs tonight?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
My uncle loves 'em
Can’t muster the hate.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
They took professional hockey away from Minnesota.
They must die. If they were to lose every game for 10 seasons, it would not be a harsh enough punishment.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Agreed.
Do we have an accord, with regards to the Ratbirds?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Ratbirds?
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Stolen NFL team, moved to that cesspool exurb of DC
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
When I was in the area a few months ago, I accidentally ended up on a train of fans headed to a Ravens game.
I still don’t know what to make of a woman in a Ray Lewis jersey.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Obviously sphylitic
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Ah. Them.
At least they left their history behind to be picked up by the new franchise. (And moving a hockey team from Minnesota to Texas is a far more egregious affront to the sport than moving a football team anywhere.) But yes, they are to be abhorred as well.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I agree that moving a hockey team from Minnesota to Texas is egregious.
Consider, however, that the NFL was founded in Ohio and the location of the Hall of Fame
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
How do you feel about the Lakers?
Minnesota: learn to protect your franchises already because you might lose another one.
the vikings aren't happy either
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 14, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions
I'd root for the USC Golden Gophers
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
by TexaninNYC on Feb 14, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm not sure that would be a step up...
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
Coach Kill has demonstrated the ability to take a pile of shit and make it smell like less offensive shit.
Which is more than UCLA can say about their recent history.
Mora shit:
Mora football
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Happened before my time (for a long time I didn't even know they'd been a Minnesota team)
In general I’m annoyed by teams moving around (and I’m not fond of the Lakers for completely different reasons), but doing it in a more regional sport makes it worse.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
How are the Redskins "Ratbirds"???
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 14, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions
Not them
I was mocking the city of Balmer, as well as their team
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
When you said Cesspool Exurb I thought you meant Landover
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 14, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions
I honestly had forgotten the Redskins weren't playing in RFK anymore
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Don't know if Landover is far enough removed to be a proper exurb.
But i was trying for a minute to figure out how redskins equated to ratbirds too.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions
I just assumed he was referring to the owner
I mean, if this isn’t a ratbird I’ve never seen one.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
Jeff Loria is a serious competitor.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions
Not a rat. :( A beautiful, intelligent bird.
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 14, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions
Have to say a pet raven/crow would be pretty awesome.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions
And highly illegal.
If you’re nice to the ones nearby they can remember you though.
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 14, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions
ALL BIRDS ARE ILLEGAL
ILLEGAL = sick bird
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
"Bicycle is new poverty mule. " - Spencer Prokhorov
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 15, 2012 11:09 AM EST up reply actions
Unless they get violent:
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Feb 14, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
I always loved the joke of Ray Lewis being on the Ravens.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
Or romantic.
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 14, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions
RAEG
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
It would be nice if they'd stop being a train wreck.
They’re dragging the rest of the division down.
There's gotta be someone here who'll appreciate this. (long post is long)
STRAIGHT OVTTA LONDOUN
Straight out of London: lunatike freke namede Geoff C,
From the covin callede "Kynges Affinitee."
Men who confronte me, my dagger beth killynge them
Hange them on a hempe-rope lyk ther name was Tresilian-
Thou too, churl, an thou swyvst with me!
The marshalsea shal nede to detainen me
Off of youre culorum, thatte ys how ich am goinge outte:
For the drastye lollarde traytors, that ys showinge outte.
Gentils start to mumblen, they wolden rumblen,
Mix theme and cooke them in a brothe lyk oystren.
Goinge offe on a motherswyvere lyk that
With a gatte thatte ys poyntede at thyne erse
So relente and be beten:
Ther ys no knowyng, ich am so ferse forto fighten!
Here beth a ballade forto synge at morris
Wyth a romaunce like the rose so beloued of Guillaume Lorris.
Stressed-syllable poetiks ys my craft
Whanne ich haue the custoume house ylaft.
Thow and ich koulde goon pied-a-pied, yonge maye:
Ich breke statutz and hertes ech daye
Nay ech weeke, ech monthe, ech yere
Vntil th’exchequer shal put me yn the cleere
And ich shal purchasen sum goode launde in Kente.
Myn purchas shal be gretere than al my rente.
Yf ich checke thyn accountes best brynge me vino
For the labour doth chewen my brayne lyk Ugolino.
Yf my verse deliteth yow that ys my sole rewardoun
Ich kan nat rim, ram, ruf: ich am straight oute of Londoun!
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 14, 2012 7:44 PM EST reply actions 11 recs
Wow.
This was a great idea...I'm currently at 240 and will not stop until I'm at 200. Remind me of this.
Good start for the Wild.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
GOOOOOOOOALLLLL HENRIK ZETTERBERG
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
wish i could be watching!!
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 14, 2012 7:57 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Ken Kal's voice rising by an octave when he calls a goal is a high point of human artistry.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
What are you doing that's so important, anyway?
We’ve got history in the making here.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
exam thursday....not nearly ready
i suck.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 14, 2012 8:01 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
haz midterm tomorrow
playing xbox.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 14, 2012 8:04 PM EST up reply actions
Second semester senior doin' second semester senior things, I see.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Needs more 'come at me bro'
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
valid, although I'm in a geocities mood.
maybe I should play sega.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 14, 2012 8:09 PM EST up reply actions
...
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 14, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
just an angel fire.com thing for me
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 14, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions
No-hotlink images will often work for the person posting them
because they’ve already got it in cache. I had to copy image location, new tab, paste, and then do a hard refresh (Ctrl+F5) to see it.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
kinetics (in my major)
yay diffusion wooooo
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 14, 2012 8:04 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Okay, I applaud your discipline.
Good luck!
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Emailed my advisor to explain that I was sick and wouldn't be in class
Response: Hope you’re feeling better especially since it’s Valentine’s Day.
wat
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
I mean, chipbird has been in the department longer than me and knows him,
but even if he’s referring to her it’s creepy.
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 14, 2012 7:55 PM EST up reply actions
My advisor is a dude and is like 40 years older than me do not want.
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 14, 2012 7:57 PM EST up reply actions
Haha, wasn't really hinting at that
Just at the possibly awkward conclusions one can garner from that statement.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 14, 2012 7:58 PM EST up reply actions
That was why I posted it. I was like wat.
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 14, 2012 8:01 PM EST up reply actions
Courtesy of my mom...
YO DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE PACKAGES FOR VALENTINE’S DAY, SO WE PUT A CARD INSIDE A PACKAGE INSIDE A PACKAGE SO YOU CAN HAVE A THREE PACKAGES
Twitter: RyanMcD29
by RyanMcD29 on Feb 14, 2012 8:04 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Aside from porn stars,
who needs three packages on Valentine’s Day?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
It was a package... that had a package inside of it (I guess cause the one inside was ripping?)
and then inside the package was a card. All addressed, though.
Still, can’t beat care packages in college, even as a junior
Twitter: RyanMcD29
Package inside a package?
(dickinabox.mpg)
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
by Tremendous on Feb 14, 2012 8:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You realize you just posted your address on the interwebz, right?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 14, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions
As the OBC might have said
“They even got them some of the books with words and pictures in them”
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 14, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions
/that'll be three days if there aren't any delays
//unless you’d like to use Overnight Priority
///$20, please
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 14, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions
/Sets bag of poo on fire
//Rings doorbell
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions
/46 subscriptions to 'Vibe'
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
The source is coming his way
as are many local business’s coupons
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 14, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions
But how will he know today's trends without theM?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions
Because I'm getting 3,281 things of junk mail from ACS this weekend.. R-R-R-REEEEMIIIXXXXX
In case you joined late
Twitter: RyanMcD29
Ron Zook does not appreciate you posting his address now.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That's the package that holds USC's 2005 championship trophy
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Also the "red zone offense" pages of Les Miles' playbook
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
I think it's the year 2007
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
And the time Nick Saban has allotted for your shit.
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I think I see all the fucks Paul Johnson gives in there somewhere as well.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
by Tremendous on Feb 14, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
As well as the funny Grantland article.
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions
Nah those were relocated to the warehouse in Raiders of the Lost Ark.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
To Water Street, or not to Water Street...
Corpus Christi, that is. Weather is crappy and not exactly hungry…adult beverages would be nice, but motivation to find them is lacking…hotel tv only has about 35 channels. I’m sure I’ll wander out later, but, damn, ‘lazy’ does have it’s appeal.
FX showing Star Trex.
Hadn’t seen it yet, hmmmmmm
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
Put on some sunglasses
Cause you’re gonna get the everlovin’ hell lensflared out of you.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 14, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions
I'm enjoying it.
I figured the time-travel plot would be a bit too much, but it actually works pretty well.
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 14, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, they drop what's his face on a planet.
Right next to the other dude they drop on the same planet.
Apparently they’re using Mass Effect geometry where every planet consists of one square mile.
Oh, and black holes DO NOT WORK THAT WAY.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 14, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions
/Blackholes don't work that way plothole
//Invent new “red matter”
///problem solved
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 14, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions
I don't mind the wavy hands on that.
It’s plausible – or at least not completely inconsistent with the rest of the universe.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 14, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions
OOO. The escape shuttle ejects from the space craft... as a baby ejects from Momma Kirk
Nice analogy there JJ Abrams
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 14, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions
Between the awful pun and the awful fruit, that's a lot of mouthvomit for me to handle right now.
/belks
This was a great idea...I'm currently at 240 and will not stop until I'm at 200. Remind me of this.
the bowls make nice flower planters afterward, however
/marthastewart’d
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 14, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions
She could've at least gotten him some chocolate-covered strawberries
I mean, it’s not gonna be manly no matter what you do, but he might as well have gotten some corn syrup if he’s going to be mercilessly and deservedly mocked
Sposed to be SEC
No me gusta today
Not valentines day in general, just…today. Running and bourbon are helping.
SO: Happy half birfday to me and happy Birfday Oregon
Happy 100th, Arizona!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Missed the anniversary of the founding of Jawja by a couple of days
Or rather, I think the 12th is when Oglethorpe reached Georgia
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 14, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions
I have a question
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 14, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions
We've traced my family all the way back to like original VA settlers. wewt
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 14, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions
I've done this too.
Keep going; you’ve probably got royalty back in England somewhere.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
I have a legit claim to the Scottish Throne
I swear
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 14, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
yeah because that's a thing.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 14, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
Give it a few years...
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
It is.
And I swear I do.
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 14, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
Gain throne
secede from england
?
profit
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 14, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
I think secession would have to come first
or simultaneously
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 14, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
did not think of that
go for it, see what happens, the world needs more monarchies (hawaii has people who want this, according to national geographic)
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 14, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
In all seriousness
The original Scottish throne (as I understand it; History wonks feel free to correct me) was built off the matriarchal tradition of the picts. Ad through my mother I trace straight back to that family.
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 14, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions
Huh...
my family hasn’t done any tracing past the people who came over on the boats.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Mrs. InNYC and I are both descended from Henry III
But we diverged long ago enough so it’s not all GAMEOFTHRONESSPOILER-y.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
Sometimes it's pretty easy
When you have a clan name and can verify each step of the line it makes it easy.
The other parts of my family are far more difficult
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 14, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions
there is a good reason to trace through the mother
the father is much less certain, but you know damn well the kid is related to the person he came out of. Also congrats prince cap town cat.
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 14, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
If I've learned anything from GoT
It’s that you’re better off in Kentucky.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
The Lannisters would fit right in.
In some ways.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
hmmm....
……
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 14, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
Our family has a castle in our name in Sicily.
Any females reading this that would like to be a princess and have a castle, you know who to call.
We thought I was related to the Duke of Suffolk or
one of the Canterbury Martyrs. Alas, no. We’ve traced other parts back to Bavaria in the 1660s.
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 14, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
Happy 200th, City of Columbus, OH
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
apropos of nothing
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 14, 2012 8:21 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
wisconsin and illinois go hard
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 14, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
The red is places that suck
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions
Oh sorry...just saw the key down there
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
FTFY
The red is places that suck the dominion of the Emperor of the North
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Oh, Wisconsin.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Damn, Wisconsin.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
I see now the appeal of Stempkestan
We must counter aggressively and fast to turn the tides, if it is not already too late
Sposed to be SEC
he can have wisconsin, provided that I can ski, hunt, and buy fireworks up there
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 14, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions
The state of Indiana is disappointed by your decision and will place larger and more frequent advertisements for Phantom Fireworks along the border in the hopes of winning back your business.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
by Tremendous on Feb 14, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I expect the billboards to blot out the sun in future years
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 14, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions
Then we shall light in the shade.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
WE HATE WESTERN IOWA
This was a great idea...I'm currently at 240 and will not stop until I'm at 200. Remind me of this.
Iowa has geographic divisions?
Next you’ll be telling me about the beautiful beaches in West Virginia
Sposed to be SEC
I just see red in eastern Iowa (the "urban corridor" of Dubuque, Cedar Falls, Cedar Rapids, Iowa City and the Quad Cities)
coupled with the dearth of anything fun from Ames west. Thus I HATE WESTERN IOWA.
This was a great idea...I'm currently at 240 and will not stop until I'm at 200. Remind me of this.
western iowa is hell
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 14, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions
Eastern Iowa is "un-glaciated"
It’s full of ridges and bluffs. It’s actually quite beautiful. Western Iowa is a wasteland
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
FIFY:
Western Iowa is east of Nebraska.
I come from the glaciated parts of Nebraska – hills, trees, beautiful scenery. Of course, it’s 100 miles north of I-80, so no one believes it’s there unless they’ve seen it personally.
This was a great idea...I'm currently at 240 and will not stop until I'm at 200. Remind me of this.
first read of that was 'more bears'
/seemed legit
I'm contributing to that big blotch of red right there in the middle
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
The Imperial Captial building, I take it?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
It's busy as fuck, last year we did 5 figures on V-Day. This year probably won't do that well, but it'll be close
I’m hiding right now, because there’s a bit of a lull. Starting at 8:30, shit gets crazy again.
For reference, a typical Tuesday does about 1,000 bucks.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Mostly happy, a lot more people buying bottles of wine instead of by the glass, which is easier for me but not as profitable
Almost exclusively retirement age or high school aged couples early in the night, middle aged couples right about now, and then the late crowd will probably be college aged or so
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Not too many
My restaurant has slowly gotten to be the choice of the yuppy crowd. I don’t have too many of the old “tap beer and a shot of jack” guys in here anymore… which kind of makes me sad.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Of course he hasn't
stempke once locked himself in a remote cabin in his home state to record an album
/stempkeisBonIver
//youknowitstrue
Sposed to be SEC
Fuck Bon Iver
I never thought I’d hate someone from Wisconsin who is legitimately trying to make original music, but I’ll be damned if that guy doesn’t annoy the hell out of me.
No, selling out would be what Dave Grohl did Sunday night, when he bitched about people making music with computers and then took the stage with Deadmau5
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Pretty sure Kurt Cobain was watching that
And thinking, “Yep, I made the right choice.”
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
I have no problem with the performance
In fact, that’s the whole point of watching the Grammy’s, I have a problem with him taking the time out to shit on an entire genre of music and then, without a hint of irony, perform along side one of the biggest names in said genre.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
There is a theory
That he somehow got committed to the performance against his will, and this was his way of protesting. Either way it was a… misguided performance.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
Like he'd be the first person to not show up at the Grammy's?
You either don’t perform, or you shut the fuck up.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
He needs to accept that he is the ambassador of Dad Rock and his street cred is almost nearly gone anyway
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
A client actually told me I looked like Dave Grohl today.
And then said “That’s a good thing”. I’m supposed to have the wherewithal to smile and say something witty and pleasant after a comment like that, but I guess my face betrayed my confusion. It’s not like I’m deeply offended that someone thought I looked like Dave Grohl, but it’s not like the dude is some sex symbol either.
When I had a full beard, I got compared to a "bigger Chris Robinson" way more than I'm comfortable with
Chris Robinson is not a good looking man. I don’t see the comparison, my wife claims there is no resemblance, but it’s happened enough to not be a coincidence anymore.
For those unaware, Chris Robinson looks like this, but he did marry Kate Hudson, so it’s not all bad, I guess
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Not sure you were around Monday night,
but my father compared me to 1978 Glen Campbell, and by God, he’s right.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Guitar = women
Money = women
Fame = women
Guitar + money + fame = ???
Unfortunately, I have none of those three things, but I still look like Dave Grohl to at least somebody out there. I suspect once my mustache gets longer, I will stop looking like Dave Grohl.
I like some Bon Iver
Is it the voice or the general incoherence of his songs you hate?
Sposed to be SEC
It's nothing musically, really
It’s Justin Vernon’s condescending, smarmy personality. Like most of the hipster generation, he seems to think he’s way more clever and unique than he is.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Oh I don't know anything about the dude himself
I only know the music (and only some of that)
Sposed to be SEC
Curse my town's Amish ancestry.
Buying liquor licenses and then not using them should be illegal/in the Geneva convention/a crime against humanity.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
Ya'll see that little grey blip in the Southeastern corner of Tennessee
Don’t go there. That county’s residents are probably still in open rebellion against King William in absentia. (Wooo obscure 17th century British history reference!) It’s like one of the places that the TVA rolled up on, scoffed, then went to ply their trade of flooding and electricity elsewhere.
Also, luv u, Athens.
ESS BEE CEEE SPEEEEEED!
by MightyMightyMitzu on Feb 15, 2012 1:32 AM EST up reply actions
Valentine's Day in die haus Rev:
friend babysits Lil’ Revs 1 & 2 so we can go out. Restaurant #1 has a 1 hour wait. Restaurant #2 seats us immediately and has drinks and food in our hands within five minutes. Now Mrs. Rev is asleep on the couch and I’m getting ready for Bible Study at 8:30.
Just living the dream, people.
This was a great idea...I'm currently at 240 and will not stop until I'm at 200. Remind me of this.
if it makes you feel better, I have an exam tomorrow and two papers to write
one of them on the Bible!
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 14, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not actually upset - it's just Tuesday for us.
We definitely go in for the casual holiday observances in this family.
This was a great idea...I'm currently at 240 and will not stop until I'm at 200. Remind me of this.
exegesis paper on a triple tradition story
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 14, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions
I recall writing a paper as an undergrad that was basically "Wait, what happened to COTG?".
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
The Covenant
Master Chief tried to stop it, but it didn’t work out.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Why is the world in love again?
Why are we marching hand in hand?
Why are the ocean levels rising up?
This was a great idea...I'm currently at 240 and will not stop until I'm at 200. Remind me of this.
Oh, hey, forgot to mention that the jerbz went up to 3/4 time,
so I’m no longer a 37 year-old with a paper route. Which means more time to waste spend with y’all on EDSBS.
This was a great idea...I'm currently at 240 and will not stop until I'm at 200. Remind me of this.
have we ever lessened evils
diverted it certainly, turned it into that sort or lazy beer at 3 evil sure, but lessened it?
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 14, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions
Lessened enough that I can survive until another opportunity arises,
several of which have come down the pike over the past month or so. Just a matter of discerning what’s going to be best for our family and any prospective churches, including staying put and riding out the rest of the storm.
This was a great idea...I'm currently at 240 and will not stop until I'm at 200. Remind me of this.
by Go Big Rev on Feb 14, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Just one, but due to unforseen budget constraints I went from full-time to half-time last spring.
Been a bit of a charlie foxtrot since then, but things are calming down.
This was a great idea...I'm currently at 240 and will not stop until I'm at 200. Remind me of this.
good luck rev
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 14, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions
Also, how often do you want us to berate you about the sig line?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Daily. Hourly. Any time I go for pizza for lunch instead of making the sandwich and carrot sticks I know is better for me.
This was a great idea...I'm currently at 240 and will not stop until I'm at 200. Remind me of this.
Glad to hear it.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
there's a pun in here about delivering those papers from evil
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 14, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
he actually got fired for nailing them all to people's doors
by MGoEcon on Feb 14, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
/throws local Catholic priest out of window
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by saxattack29 on Feb 14, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
priest fight
I’d pay to watch
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 14, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
Didn't that part happen in Bohemia?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
I've been to that window!
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 14, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
Is it in Yugoslavia or somewhere?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
Prague
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 14, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
Prague, Czech Republic
It allows me to say “defenestration” more often, which is always a good thing.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Thats right...
I knew it was in old Bohemia, but Im not quite sure where that is in modern day terms
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions
the defenestration of prague
back when religious arguments were much more entertaining.
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 14, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions
Hello?
Yes, this is Blog.
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Hello?
Yes, this is Pog.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
by TexaninNYC on Feb 14, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
hello?
yes this is cod
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 14, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
:(
poor fishies
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 14, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions
I think entire schools of them are consumed on Fridays in Wisconsin
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Hive-y
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Delicious fishies!
lightly battered, deep fried, and served with chips
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
HELLO?
Yes, this is Crazy Old Testament God
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
hello
yes, this is log
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 14, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Hello, yes, this is bog.
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 14, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
Hello, Yes this is clog
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
hello, yes this is smog
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 14, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Hello, Yes this is Smaug
Ambitious, but rubbish.
by UMBAI on Feb 14, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
This is Balrog
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 14, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions
Hello, yes, this is scrod
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions
Hello, yes this is Herzog.
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions
Hello, yes, it is good
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 9:15 PM EST up reply actions
And great blue heron.
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 14, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
That looks like it would tip easy
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 14, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
/shot at by Dagestani gangsters
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
next up:
finding Jenkin’s Ear.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I'm still waiting for who'll succeed to the Spanish throne
by MGoEcon on Feb 14, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
So is Joe Schad
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Feb 14, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
BUT WHO WILL GET GIBRALTAR?!
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
Tennessee
/plays Rocky Top
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
HELLO.
YES, THIS IS SCHAD.
This was a great idea...I'm currently at 240 and will not stop until I'm at 200. Remind me of this.
Joe Schad reports you have a call from Dog.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions
Joe Schad reports that Alexander Graham Bell has said ""Watson come here, I want you" into some sort of electronic communications device.
It has yet to be determined whether Alexander Graham Bell is Dog.
Joe Schad reports ..--.-....-.---.-.---.
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 14, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions
It may be sacrilege when Alabama is playing Florida
But I love me some Matt Bonner.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
that kid deserves a medal
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 14, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions
Her parents too.
She has been raised well.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
loyalty and hate in equal measures
she is one fine fan.
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 14, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions
We need an EDSBS Hall of Fame
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
I think that's floating around in Anon_the_younger's sig line
But it’s still damn fantastic
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Do K State and Kansas fans interact a lot?
In Kentucky, there are 0 Louisville fans outside of the city itself, outside of a few Louisville expatriots. The geographic borders are strict. You’d never hear about this in Kentucky because we just don’t live in the same places. And yes, I know there are plenty of Kentucky fans in Louisville, but Louisville fans can’t read and could never become teachers anyway.
Sposed to be SEC
all of a sudden I'm getting "advisor" points on recruiting on NCAA?
what is this?
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 14, 2012 8:43 PM EST reply actions
anything else?
another thing I noticed was that if a recruit is willing to visit and you are 3rd or lower he is gone
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 14, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
If you're first w/a recruit, offer him immediately.
You may get an insta-commit right there. I try to wait to offer a kid until I’m first unless I’m way behind in points and need to make up ground.
I do the same
I’m talking visits
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 14, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions
I want to say I've gotten someone below 3rd to consider me thanks to his visit
But I’m not 100% certain on that. Usually once you get more than <400 points back and you’ve been actively recruiting him, you won’t get him. You can still make up the ground on 2/3 star guys that only have one or two minnows going after him, but not with the big boys.
GOOOOOOOOOD EEEEEEEVEEEEEENING
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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 14, 2012 8:43 PM EST reply actions
And how are you and Hellbeast spending this special night?
This was a great idea...I'm currently at 240 and will not stop until I'm at 200. Remind me of this.
Away from each other.
My roommate tried to tell us he didn’t have to take her out tonight since he did on Saturday
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Feb 14, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions
On a different note
My roommate to get married and his fiancee got me a date for their wedding. I’m not sure about this
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Feb 14, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions
Roommate's words
“She’s just a little cutie”
If she’s 7, I’m going to murder someone.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Feb 14, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions
this means 2 things
young+ skinny, or not hot but no really “ugly” attributes.
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 14, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions
Ask to be introduced before the wedding...
so that the two of you won’t be completely awkward at their wedding.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Well we will
I guess she’s in the wedding party. One of the fiancee’s best friends and the fiancee is older than my roommate. So that’s ok….
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Feb 14, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
Are you tied into going with her, or if you find a date can you get out of it?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Nah.
Because I kinda had one before and I told my roommate that a while ago. He said we could at least meet once or something like that. It sounds like if I wanted it, I could have it.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Feb 14, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
Alcohol solves this problem...
and avoids the dread of knowing things aren’t going to go as well as you hoped.
How soon?
/wedding to attend in 3.5 weeks
//crash diet-sobriety program in process
///celebrating like crazy, cause this is the guy I had pegged to marry a friend of mine if they ever met.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
June 30.
A week after my brother’s.
/Prays for liver
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 14, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
It's fine
You’ll either find mutual interest or mutual disinterest leading to fun time with stranger in the first few minutes. It’s not as awkward as it sounds.
Kids these days. This is a consequence of dating transitioning from casual dating around with lots of people to something only done by the most serious couples.
….
LOL JK one of you is gonna get hammered and inappropriately grope the other and get real emotional and loud and pouty and sarcastic when the actions aren’t reciprocated. It’s a certainty
Sposed to be SEC
Result: ALL THE POUTING.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Back from downtown?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions
Haven't been yet
But I really think it’d be awesome to go tonight
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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 14, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
Low! Hanging! Fruit!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
If I was a horny bastard
I would’ve been camped outside for 7 hours already
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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 14, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions
What wrath hath the Hellbeast brought forth today?
Surely this is going to be rich.
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 14, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
I have not seen her for 2 days.
But I’m sure if her water had one too many ice cubes in it, she will be pouting up a storm
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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 14, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions
brbz laundry time
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 14, 2012 8:48 PM EST reply actions
It looks like Michael Bay made it under a pseudonym.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Here's the thing
It’s directed by Peter Berg, who makes more good movies than bad, written by the people that wrote Red, which I thoroughly enjoy, and stars Liam Neeson and Alexsander Skaarsgard who was awesome in Generation Kill.
It looks to me that it’s a movie that was created and then the studio decided to use the “Battleship” game to help sell it.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Trailer I saw...
makes it appear that the connection with the game rests solely on the fact that a large boat figures prominently in the plot.
That's what I gather as well
Although Berg did say that someone does utter the phrase “You sunk my battleship”
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
BEADS?
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
BEADS caravan from Moscow arrives in Berlin.
Beads-Wine trade route established.
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 14, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/builds threeve caravans
//applies toward completing King Richard’s Crusade
///builds ALL THE WORLD WONDERS
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
The wife and I did valentines day last night.
Such a good idea. I feel bad for the poor bastards who had to make their reservations a month ago to get a table.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
All for a holiday created by card companies anyway
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions
We're doing it next weekend...
and when we’re in the same city, I’ll probably cook for her at home
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
/lives in a town where Applebees is the best restaurant.
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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 14, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions
Kill yourself
It’s better than going on a date to Applebees
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Applebees and its ilk are the biggest show in town in most of rural Kentucky
I assume this is true for Wisconsin and the rest of our country that isn’t blessed with stempke franchises
Sposed to be SEC
RIGHT HEREAH
Well…as far as actual town population goes. 31K with the college
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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 14, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
I should've said, "the biggest show in a town within an hour's drive"
I can name one in a town of 19,731, so HA
Sposed to be SEC
I find it impossible to believe that a chain franchise would exist in a "city" that doesn't have one good locally owned restaurant
Hell, my hometown has 1000 people and had 3 restaurants that would be considered competitors to Applebees in terms of menu and atmosphere.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Oh I agree with you
But there’s a shitload of cities/towns that don’t have one good locally owned restaurant.
London, KY, of 8,000 would be one. At one point not long ago, the city had a grand total of 1 non-franchise restaurants. It’s up to a handful now (and that 1 closed down and reopened in the meantime).
Sposed to be SEC
But Chris Berman and Carson Palmer make it look so fun!
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
I have never been in a town big enough to have an Applebee's
That didn’t have at least ONE better alternative.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
Well we do have a kick ass sportsbar here
And another restaurant that is about 25 a plate.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 14, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
Meh.
I’ve only got 2 months left here. My date will go to Hardys and enjoy it
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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 14, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
Hardee's is fucking awesome.
ALL OF THE HOT HAM AND CHEESE
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 14, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
Mt. Pleasant has a better alternative.
RUBY TUESDAY’S!
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 14, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
I love Ruby Tuesday's
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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 14, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
It is better than Applebee's.
Although our waitress the only time I’ve been was creepy.
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 14, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
Or a hole-in-the-wall Mexican place, or a local sandwich shop, or etc.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Buy local
Always buy local. Quality is better, usually cheaper and usually goes straight to the pocket of the owner.
This is my opinion, usually.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Be careful by what you mean as local
If it’s survived more than 5 years, it’s probably ok.
If it’s one of the 80% of restaurants that don’t make it 3 years, the chain is probably a safer choice.
Sposed to be SEC
fiesta!
henry’s!
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 14, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
Exactly the places I was thinking of.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
The only Ruby Tuesday's I've been been to
Was actually fairly up scale. Very clean. Left a good impression. Then it closed
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 14, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
Ruby Tuesday's is a poor man's Applebees
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
SVP is right on this one.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
I always confuse Ruby Tuesday's and Red Robin.
One is good, I recall.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
Red Robin, allegedly.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
Hipster'd
I remember RR when it was a start up thing…years ago….tons upon tons of different burger choices. Good then…now, bland and boring.
This was late 80's.
Last time I was in a RR the menu was little different than what you would expect in a Big Boy’s.
BIG BOY'S PROUD TO BE...A MICHIGAN THIIIINNNNGGGGG
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Indeed.
I miss it.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
10 PM
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
woof.
the gf is in a horrible mood. kinda glad we’re not together tonight.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 14, 2012 9:01 PM EST reply actions
the world.
it’ll be all right, she’s laughing now though. her kids suck.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 14, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
You know what you should get her that'd be the perfect V-Day gift...
An empty 40 bottle half-full of tabs
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I can't give you a Tab until you order something, moron.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Feb 14, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Just give me something without any sugar in it.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 14, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
wrong 80s film, Mr. Assistant Principal.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Since you're new here, I'm gonna cut you a break. Today.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 14, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Harvey Birdman.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
TfA: You either love it wholeheartedly or hate yourself for doing it
I’ve never heard anything in between
Did they drag around the giant teddy bear, or the fucking balloons that play noise?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Is it that time of the month again?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
And rec.
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 14, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
BOOM.
THE LEADING MANUSCRIPTS CURATOR ON THE EAST COAST WANTS TO KNOW MORE ABOUT ME.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 14, 2012 9:09 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
asking for my resume, the type of work I've done, etc
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 14, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
Paid internship/jerb?
Or at least a shot at it? NICE
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
a shot at an unpaid internship
but one that could lead to a job—either there, or national archives, library of congress, et al.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 14, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions
Sounds awesome, good luck!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
are you into lbis/art history/middle ages?
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 14, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions
No. I just heard "national archives/library of congress"
and know that if I could make a living doing research I would.
by Narrow Right on Feb 14, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions
the first question they tend to ask
is why are you in our bathrooms?
the second is why is there butter literally everywhere?
but once you get past a highly illegal butter/manuscript fetish they are cool guys.
jk, congrats
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 14, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
Very nice.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
LULZ
Pistons player just missed the BACKBOARD on a free throw.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
Guess you could say that Piston....
Threw a rod.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
Watching hockey.
Ben Wallace?
Or Jason Maxiell?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Wallace.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
Who is your identity if you trade Benoit Benjamin, Alex?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
He's been getting high in secret...
D was not happy when they saw he was dead.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Feb 14, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
hive
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 14, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions
Poot killed him.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 14, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions
Tonight he set the record
For most games played by an undrafted player. The announcers may have mentioned this once or twice.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
BREAKING: JEREMY LIN PLAYS IN 1100 GAMES THIS WEEK
SURPASSES BEN WALLACE FOR MOST GAMES BY AN UNDRAFTED PLAYER
Ben Wallace did this all the time.
In fact, he airballed two in a row in one particularly memorable game (I think he ended up with 23 rebounds, 12 blocks … and 0 points).
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I've seen players throw short
Or over the backboard. I’ve never seen wide left like Wallace just managed.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
Okay, that is impressive.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
In a game against Detroit shortly after he signed with Chicago, he decided to take a three-pointer, because the Bulls were up 30 and when the hell else would he get the chance?
Rasheed Wallace, sitting on the Pistons’ bench while losing by 30, thought this was the funniest thing he had seen in his life and went into hysterics.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Did he even come within 5 feet of the rim?
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Clearing some rugby 7s off the DVR
My wife (who hasn’t watched rugby with me ever) looked at the guys and said “Wow, I should watch more of this.”
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
Twin Brothers of other Mothers?
Senative n. the destruction of one's political career by meme: [fr: middle Intrazweb Eynglush (2009-2020) note: post ASCII], see entry under "Craig James allegedly killed 5 hookers while enrolled at SMU".
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Feb 14, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions
Shot tally through two periods:
Anaheim 15, Minnesota 9. (Fortunately, Minnesota’s up 1-0.)
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Lemaire coached Minnesota just 2 years ago
They still use most of his principles
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Anaheim is not good, and Minnesota plays a defense first game.
Were you expecting something different
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Even for these two teams, that's a bit extreme.
It’s like the Wisconsin-Penn State game last year: yeah, both teams play a ton of games in the 50s or low 60s, but 30s?
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Judging the pace of play based on SOG is misguided at best
You realize it doesn’t count as a shot if it doesn’t get saved or go in the net, right? I’m not watching the game, so I can’t tell you if they’re packing it in or not, but using shots on goal as a measure is not the best way to do it.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
I know.
And there have been a fair number of blocked shots (especially by Anaheim), though not a number I would consider unusually high. I meant it more in the sense of pointing out a statistical oddity.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
The North Stars are off to a good start this year, aren't they?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions
Minnesota Wild on NBCSN
EVERY. SINGLE. WEEK.
Darrol Powe’s giving Princeton more exposure than Mango in an EDSBS Curious Index during Auburn-Alabama week the way they mention him every single game between the Flyers every playoffs and now the Wild being on every week
Twitter: RyanMcD29
that was a painful phone chat
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 14, 2012 9:39 PM EST reply actions
HEY GUYS JEREMY LIN PLAYS BASKETBALL
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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 14, 2012 9:39 PM EST reply actions
A guy sportscasters love because there's a fun meme with his name.
See also: Tyrann Mathieu.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
#TEBOWTIME
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Feb 14, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions
The ultra ultra hype is annoying,
but you gotta admit, it’s pretty wild. The story just keeps getting crazier. I can’t help but follow it and I’m a diehard cynic about everything.
Oh definitely
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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 14, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions
See also: Tim Tebow.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
/Prepares to hear about him non-stop on Sportscenter
You know, times like these are good for not being in the NYC area.. had this been Winter Break, I would’ve gone LINsane insane
Twitter: RyanMcD29
I was hoping they'd lose
Just to see if ESPN would give him the Tebow Treatment and blame everyone else but him.
Well, my fickle Knicks bandwagon population on Twitter
Was about to go off with Amare’s head, so that would’ve been a given
Twitter: RyanMcD29
This is why I like rooting for a small market team.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
They loved Jorts
Is he still injured?
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 14, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions
Aw, fuck. 2-1 Ducks.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Terrier group up at Westminster. WOOT!
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Just getting in from dinner.
Have they done the working group yet?
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
Just finished them up, I believe
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Thx. Have it on the DVR.
NO SPOILERS!
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
Kidding. It's a dog show.
My breed never wins anyway.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
I protest, no REAL dogs ever win the Snooty Westminster Terrier show
Senative n. the destruction of one's political career by meme: [fr: middle Intrazweb Eynglush (2009-2020) note: post ASCII], see entry under "Craig James allegedly killed 5 hookers while enrolled at SMU".
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Feb 14, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
LAB rankings
Yellow > Black >> Chocolate >>>> White
/is sure he pissed off someone in here with a chocolate or white lab
Sposed to be SEC
lab rankings
all equal, but goldens rule
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 14, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions
Rec'd by an owner of a black lab
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions
Would take every single one of them.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
Labs sure do hate thunderstorms
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions
We're a working group family.
Other than the Newfie that won a few years ago, we’re used to disappointment.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
Is Kong the pup you gave your dad?
How’s he doing?
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
He has apparently waged a one dog against their barn cats
He is absolutely fearless, according to my father, and regularly growls at the horses.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Just learning his way.
Good on him.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
Geez the Red Wings are just going off at Joe Louis
/Plays Ya’ll Ready for This
//Then plays Don’t Stop Believing
///People sing along even though there’s no SOUTH DETRO-OIT
Twitter: RyanMcD29
Oof. Ref just took a puck to the face in the Minnesota-Anaheim game.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Sami Salo says to quit bitching.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Awww
Senative n. the destruction of one's political career by meme: [fr: middle Intrazweb Eynglush (2009-2020) note: post ASCII], see entry under "Craig James allegedly killed 5 hookers while enrolled at SMU".
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Feb 14, 2012 9:53 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
NO
It’s cute and all but NO HE NEVER GROWS UP.
by Erik T on Feb 14, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
This is correct.
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 14, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
The opposite of love is not hate; it is indifference.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 14, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions
The opposite of war isn't peace, it's creation
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 14, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I thought the opposite of love was Iowa
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions
The opposite of Iowa is Purdue
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions
The opposite of Purdue is matter.
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 14, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions
Opposite of Iowa is ACC CG fanbase?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions
The opposite of relevance is Minnesota
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions
I figured it was Directional Michigan.
But we’ve probably been ranked since they have.
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 14, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions
Possibly
They were last seen holding hands after Hobbes/Tyler Durden blew up a building.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Nothin' wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't fix." -UNT head football coach Dan McCarney, after a stroke.
yes
but he never grew up
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 14, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
I was 3 or 4 when Zepplin called it quits.
And I will beat someone senseless that implies I can’t appreciate it as much as someone who was alive when they were active as a group.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
*Zeppelin. Furk.
Guess I should spell the name properly…
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
*Ahem*
That’s Noted Kenyon Alumnus Bill Watterson, sir
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
No shit? I always thought he went to Urbana.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Had to dig deep for that one, didn't you?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Still in the easier realm.
When we get down to University of Northwestern Ohio, you’ll know I’m running out of material.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I'm waiting for the Cedarville reference
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Walsh and Rio Grande are on deck.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
(for those who don't know, that's "Rye-oh Grand"...gotta love mispronunciations
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Sad
Senative n. the destruction of one's political career by meme: [fr: middle Intrazweb Eynglush (2009-2020) note: post ASCII], see entry under "Craig James allegedly killed 5 hookers while enrolled at SMU".
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Feb 14, 2012 9:55 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
What is Cloud Strife and Red XIII on Halloween, Alex?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Ahem.
YOU’RE IN FUCKING CAREER SERVICES WHY THE FUCK DO I NEED TO GO TO YOUR OFFICE TO PICK UP AN EXCEL SPREADSHEET? DO YOU KNOW WHAT EMAIL IS?? YOU ARE FUCKING IN CHARGE OF HELPING US GET CAREERS AND YOU FUCKING DON’T KNOW HOW TO USE A COMPUTER EXCEPT FOR G CHAT AND SOLITAIRE.
Carry on.
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Feb 14, 2012 9:56 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Burn it and send via smoke signal.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
And yet - they have jerbs.
DRINK IN THE IRONY
by Albino Tornado on Feb 14, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
Needz moar networking.
Have you tried moar networking?
Needz moar networking.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 14, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
SJ: I'm going to be taking the bar in GA and applying to federal/military jobs or private practice firms down there.
OCS lady: You should join the Nassau County (NY) Bar association or the NY State bar association to network.
Granted, she has been quite helpful in other areas and is extremely nice/thoughtful in other areas, but that’s a frustrating exchange up there.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions
Emailing it to you might take 5 seconds.
Freecell is not gonna beat itself.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
...
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 14, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
AND THAT'S IT!!!
STICKYPUCK HOME WIN STREAK NASHNUL CHAMPYUNS, PAWWWWWWWWL!!!
by MGoEcon on Feb 14, 2012 9:57 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
NSFW or small chilluns
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l438dt29yO1qa9g0zo1_500.gif
Senative n. the destruction of one's political career by meme: [fr: middle Intrazweb Eynglush (2009-2020) note: post ASCII], see entry under "Craig James allegedly killed 5 hookers while enrolled at SMU".
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Feb 14, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
My lazy roommate has officially gotten a night's worth of sleep after going up for a "nap"
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Feb 14, 2012 10:02 PM EST reply actions
shall we jump>>>?
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Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
I'm back
All the 8:30 reservations, and I mean all of them ordered Prime Rib. I love this town.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
But what will the vegan couples eat?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Feb 14, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions
Cake.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions
Vegans in Wisconsin?
They all starved to death years ago.
by Mango Stasi on Feb 14, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions
Where do you think the prime rib came from?
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
Not really a huge prime rib fan
Dont really get the appeal. Why order that when you can just get a ribeye?
Great mix of flavor and texture.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
I liked prime rib better before its prime
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions
I thought only Joe Schad was still living in that era.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions
Hipster Joe Schad reports of a great new underground band called Radiohead, that you've probably never heard of
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
He just got back from the Cavern in Hamburg.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions
Very flavorful since it's a pretty fatty cut of meat.
Good prime rib is a different texture than most steaks too. And super rare.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions
Dry aging is the single most overrated food fad, ever
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
James Beard thinks you're full of shit.
It was thought that the "Hanger" beat all shots. Then, the "Balancer" was discovered.
Dude I love my steak, but prime rib is pretty boss if donw right too.
Not really the same things.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions
Um, because it's from the same part of the cow as the ribeye, much more tender and flavorful
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
JUMP
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Okay, this kind of took a turn for the worse.
EVASIVE MANEUVERS EVASIVE MANEUVERS
/checks evasive maneuvers manual
//instructions are to remove pants
#teamnopants
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 14, 2012 10:27 PM EST reply actions
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