THE CURIOUS INDEX, 2/14/2011
by Spencer Hall on Feb 14, 2012 11:09 AM EST
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WEST VIRGINIA HAS A VERY SPECIAL VALENTINE'S DAY GIFT FOR YOU. They're leaving! Immediately, and with no further recourse other than that stack of cash on the table, sweetie, and that's how you celebrate Valentine's day proper-like. Life is short in the holler, so as of today WVU is either "leaving for exciting business opportunities in the Big 12" or has had their "membership terminated" depending on who you ask. Meanwhile, Syracuse and Pitt will do the awkward house-splitting divorce, deigning to stay another year while negotiating an exit plan for 2012.
RANDY EDSALL IS AFRAID OF HOW HE LOOKS IN COMPARISON TO VANDERBILT AND THAT IS JUST YEAH SHIT RUN EVERYONE IT'S ON FIRE. This summarizes Maryland well enough right now, and not just via the Danny O'Brien transfer block Edsall's pulling on the Maryland quarterback.
Including Vanderbilt on this list reflects terribly on Edsall, who can realistically cite no other reason to prevent former players from transferring to the program other than his own fear that, should a former player succeed in the SEC, his tenure will continue to pale in comparison to work Franklin is doing in Nashville.
Yuuuuup. Stop being a dick, Randy Edsall. It's gonna kill your tenure at Maryland before it even really starts.
HAHAHAHAHAA NO THEY DIDN'T. Funny Valentine's Day prank, Auburn. REALLY FUNNY.
FRANK VERDUCCI PLAYED THIS...POORLY. Tim Davis is now the Florida o-line coach, and that's not a bad thing. Davis has good experience, and like all o-line coaches is large, loud, and enthusiastic. He also coached in Utah, so hiring him may get us a step closer to the dream of a mostly Polynesian offensive line. (Believe in the Island Wall Dream. IT MUST HAPPEN.)
Davis replaces Frank Verducci, Charlie Weis' longtime assistant whose offensive lines got John Brantley killed and generated zero push in the run game. He allegedly interviewed with the Chiefs without telling Will Muschamp, was turned down for the job there, and then got fired. So you might say he got his calls wrong, and was blindsided, and now knows how his quarterbacks feel. There's always Kansas, though. They'll hire anyone, evidently.
BOISE GETTIN' SWOLE. New $17 million bond request for Blue Hell improvements? Gotta spruce up for the Big East, or at least someone does, man.
NOOOOOOOOOOO. Best wishes to the deadliest receiver in Auburn history on his recovery from shoulder surgery. Hopefully it wasn't his touchdown-scorin' shoulder, because then he would never catch anything because ALL PHILIP LUTZENKIRCHEN DOES IS CATCH TOUCHDOWNS.
THE DABO SWINNEY FOOTBALL CAMP IS CLOSED. For those of you who planned your entire vacation around this, he is deeply sorry.
ETC: Dan Devine on haters and running. Teddy Roosevelt wants to wish you the saddest Valentine's Day ever. NOOOO NOT YOU CAPTAIN SMOKESTACK.
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Gene Chizik. Trooper Taylor. BVG. Willie Two Thumbs.
One sideline.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Feb 14, 2012 11:11 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
/Charlie hires Ted Roof
//Charlie hires Mike Haywood
///Charlie hires GERG
////Charlie hires Gary Crowton
This needs to happen
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 14, 2012 11:17 AM EST up reply actions
Charlie does not surf.
In fact, Forrest Gump is still looking for him.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 14, 2012 11:22 AM EST up reply actions
THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 14, 2012 11:24 AM EST up reply actions
When asked for a comment, the entire rest of the SEC said:
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Feb 14, 2012 11:24 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Do you like Jesus?
Well….you’re gonna meet him.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 14, 2012 11:44 AM EST up reply actions
It's a Big XII party
and it’s time to party hard, it’s the only way Holgo the Barbarian knows how to
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Greg Lloyd, Andy Russell, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene, Andre Reed and Jerry Kramer
"Clemson should've stopped turning the ball over" Dana Holgorsen when asked about running up the score in the Orange Bowl
You got any couches?
It’d be a lot cooler if you did.
by Mango Stasi on Feb 14, 2012 11:19 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
I came here to do two things:
Win Big XII titles or bolt for the SEC.
Looks like I’m all out of Big XII title games.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Feb 14, 2012 11:20 AM EST up reply actions
You can always reminisce about 1998
At least that’s one more than your SEC fellow traveler Missouri won.
by TwoPalePonies on Feb 14, 2012 2:58 PM EST up reply actions
Reports of our demise have been greatly exaggerated.
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by jonfmorse on Feb 14, 2012 11:22 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Sour grapes from Little Brother....
Don’t be too hard on Marshall fans, they have to go to Huntington for games.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 14, 2012 11:36 AM EST up reply actions
I'm just sour as a WV resident
That somebody’s got to pay that $11M price tag plus whatever it costs to join the BIG 12.
That money isn't coming from WV State funds...
It’s cash the Athletic Deprtment raised from Mountaineer boosters and other sources.
Hell, I’ve chipped in some of my own money to make this happen.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 14, 2012 11:44 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Reading comprehension: you do not do it well.
Luck said the agreement prohibits discussion of the settlement, but that no state or taxpayer funds, tuition or academic support monies will be used. Any settlement funding transferred will come from private sources and independently generated athletic revenues, Luck said.
Except for the awkward bookending “Luck said”s, the two sentences clearly explain that no state monies will be used.
Of course, we also understand that the concept of “private sources and independently generated athletic revenues”, i.e., “people who will donate money to the program,” is a foreign concept at Moo U.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 14, 2012 11:44 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Please...
It’s WVU’s favorite game. Boosters may pay for this but 2 months from now I’ll read in the Gazette where legislature has approved a $11 M appropriation for .
:P
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 14, 2012 12:14 PM EST up reply actions
Come for the games, stay for the excellent /snickersnicker Rocket Science program.
by Mango Stasi on Feb 14, 2012 11:37 AM EST up reply actions
Burning couches don't get the rocket very far off the pad...
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
Indeed!
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 14, 2012 12:15 PM EST up reply actions 14 recs
It's Beautiful.jpg
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 14, 2012 12:16 PM EST up reply actions
Unfortunately, they didn't survive the trip home
/as usual
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 14, 2012 12:21 PM EST up reply actions
Your winglets never stay on
I got your ship from the thread a couple of days back and I can’t get it to land. Poor Jebediah has been stranded up there too many times.
They're fine if you're not landing on a hillside
But it seems there’s nothing but hillsides up there. I’ve had three successful landings, and every one of them has slid some distance before coming to a stop. My last trip I put four winglets on, which saved me when one broke off.
I’m going to try a design with aux fuel tanks out there with winglets on them. Hopefully if the winglets break off the empty fuel tanks won’t explode, and then I can jump up, ditch ’em and blast away.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 14, 2012 12:27 PM EST up reply actions
I'm too impatient to find a good landing zone
I tried putting some after-market landing legs on, but it destabilized the whole ship, so I can’t even put it into orbit anymore.
I took a break from Mun landings
to mount solid boosters on the side of a small rocket to see if I could fly up, turn around and launch the boosters back at the pad like air-to-ground missiles.
Doesn’t work, though, as they collide right above the capsule, explode and kill everyone.
/was fun trying
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 14, 2012 12:33 PM EST up reply actions
Or stay for the gang violence or drug runners
either or
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Greg Lloyd, Andy Russell, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene, Andre Reed and Jerry Kramer
"Clemson should've stopped turning the ball over" Dana Holgorsen when asked about running up the score in the Orange Bowl
by WVPiratesfan on Feb 14, 2012 11:59 AM EST up reply actions
No we left that conference
for one with a bright future. Mostly because the Commissioner understands that Football pays the bills
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Greg Lloyd, Andy Russell, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene, Andre Reed and Jerry Kramer
"Clemson should've stopped turning the ball over" Dana Holgorsen when asked about running up the score in the Orange Bowl
by WVPiratesfan on Feb 14, 2012 11:25 AM EST up reply actions
Well thats about half true.
You killed one conference to save another.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 14, 2012 11:26 AM EST up reply actions
Sometimes the needs of he one
outweigh the needs of the many
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 14, 2012 11:28 AM EST up reply actions
Of all the Longhorn fans I've ever known
lhb98 is the most……..human.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 14, 2012 11:31 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
needs more lip quiver.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Feb 14, 2012 11:33 AM EST up reply actions
/"Eyes of Texas" plays on bagpipes
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 14, 2012 11:34 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
//launches casket into giant planet made of money
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 14, 2012 11:36 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I was gonna say launches casket into the Holiday Bowl.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Feb 14, 2012 11:39 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
boomcat!
"if they're still paying, you're still winning."
-my dad
by whiskey_soup on Feb 14, 2012 1:40 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
Objectivist!
Don’t let ACS catch you spouting Randian thought.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 14, 2012 11:37 AM EST up reply actions
Arkansas circa 1990 approves.
Except for the whole saving another part.
THEY LIKE MARIJUANA TO SMOKE AND ALTER THEIR MINDSET AND THINGS. -Dr. Norris Camacho
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 14, 2012 11:29 AM EST up reply actions
Well, yes it was....
Back before the first ACC raid and then again for a brief moment in 2005 and 2006, before Petrino left and ’Cuse fired Pasqualoni to hire GERG.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 14, 2012 12:07 PM EST up reply actions
/loads gun
What was that?
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 14, 2012 12:10 PM EST up reply actions
/sneaks off a long range shot
//thump
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 14, 2012 12:11 PM EST up reply actions
07 ne'er happened
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 14, 2012 12:25 PM EST up reply actions
'Cause oh seven never haaaappppennned
"You gotta be like John Wayne: you don't take no shit off fools, an' you judge a person by what's in 'em, not how they look. An' you do the right thing. You gotta be one of the good guys, son, 'cause there's way too many of the bad."
by protocoach on Feb 14, 2012 12:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Let me rephrase
You left one left for dead conference for a conference that was all but declared dead a year ago!
/I’ll go hang my head in the corner as a new member of Conference US sigh
That's Mount America to you!
And everyone else!
THEY LIKE MARIJUANA TO SMOKE AND ALTER THEIR MINDSET AND THINGS. -Dr. Norris Camacho
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 14, 2012 11:30 AM EST up reply actions
Stop being a dick, Randy Edsall. It's gonna kill your tenure at Maryland before it even really starts.
Perhaps that’s all apart of his plan to take over the kingdom?
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Feb 14, 2012 11:12 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
there was a time when I wanted Edsall at Syracuse
/very glad it never happened now
Big East: You found me beautiful once.
WVU: Honey, you got reaaal ugly!
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
by Tuco on Feb 14, 2012 12:34 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/wins Presidential election
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Candidate Not Big East wins 271 - 267
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 14, 2012 1:47 PM EST up reply actions
All Big East needs is West Virginia............oh wait.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 14, 2012 1:51 PM EST up reply actions
Big East rejects East Carolina
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
Big East adds UDC
Stealth move while the other conferences aren’t looking.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
/UDC shuts down athletic program
//again
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Like that's a barrier to joining the Big East these days. Pfffffftt.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
FALSE!
Candidate Big East wins 270-268. And how do they get victory?
GEORGETOWN!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I have tragic news.
In order to win the election, Mount America would need to absorb both the WAC and the MAC.
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It's really happening.
TCU-OU on the last day of the season.
GOING DOWN, DENMARK
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
Out of familial connections:
GO FROGS
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 14, 2012 11:42 AM EST up reply actions
Why we gotta play OU on 9/22?
How are we supposed to start 7-0 now?
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Greatest part about the Dabo Camp:
Dear Fantasy Camper:
The 2012 Dabo Swinney Fantasy Camp has been cancelled.
We apologize. There are scheduling conflicts this year we tried are hardest to resolve.
The Camp will return in April 2013.
Thank you for your support of Clemson Football and the Foundation!
Coach Swinney
My English Ed-major wife just freaked out about the fail, and I haven’t even shown it to her yet…
Too sexy.
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
by Spencer Hall on Feb 14, 2012 11:26 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
<^>
Please, DABO NO!
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 14, 2012 11:43 AM EST up reply actions
Dabo's fantasy?
Not having Auburn be your signature victory.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 14, 2012 11:19 AM EST up reply actions
Oh Dabo, say it ain't so.....
Mane, Mtneer was planning on singing up and trolling hard in the paint.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 14, 2012 11:39 AM EST up reply actions
Furk, MtnEer still can't type for shit...
that’s signing up,
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 14, 2012 11:59 AM EST up reply actions
You're singing, and 'eer with a beer is doing interpretive dance down the thread
It’s a party!
by Narrow Right on Feb 14, 2012 12:00 PM EST up reply actions
Cotdamn right it's a party....
One I’ve been waiting for for a long time.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 14, 2012 12:08 PM EST up reply actions
Pre-emptive strike....
It works for the Israelis.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 14, 2012 12:12 PM EST up reply actions
new to EDSBS commentariat
joined for reals when Barking Carnival migrated over.
Still getting the feel of the do’s and don’ts. Does somebody have a memo?
"If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting."
by RedmondLonghorn on Feb 14, 2012 11:14 AM EST reply actions 9 recs
I learned the other day that people don't like creepy dolls
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
Nick Petrelli, please pick up the white courtesy phone.
Hint number 1:
after “img”, insert “height=300” so you don’t get the HUGE ASS PHOTO.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 14, 2012 11:16 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Eh, I usually do Width="300" or "250"
If you do height the images can get impossibly small
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 14, 2012 12:55 PM EST up reply actions
Pretty easy
No politics or religion
Almost nothing said here is to be taken seriously
Be able to troll your own team before trolling others
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
Also:
If you see any of the following, you’ve crossed the line: “How fucking fascinating”, “That’s real fucking neato”, a T-Rex in a shower, or any picture of a spider.
We hate Iowa. Fuck Clemson.
You must declare your allegiance to #TeamMayo or #TeamNoMayoEver.
Required viewing: Archer, Justified, Game of Thrones
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 14, 2012 11:21 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Mayo fence sitter
HATE HATE HATE the kind from a jar
but if they call it aioli I am oddly drawn to it
"If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting."
by RedmondLonghorn on Feb 14, 2012 11:31 AM EST up reply actions
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 14, 2012 11:32 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Possible new recruit for our unholy #teambrisket alliance?
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Feb 14, 2012 11:36 AM EST up reply actions
Some BBQ wars are won with meat
others with sauce
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 14, 2012 11:41 AM EST up reply actions
// shakes head
sauce has never won a victory on the BBQ battlefield.
but it has lost them
"If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting."
by RedmondLonghorn on Feb 14, 2012 12:07 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The next round of conference poaching will entirely revolve around BBQ.
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Feb 14, 2012 11:59 AM EST up reply actions
...
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
Eggs Benedict with Smoked Ham?
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Feb 14, 2012 12:02 PM EST up reply actions
Blasphemy.
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Feb 14, 2012 12:04 PM EST up reply actions
That boy needs therapy
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Feb 14, 2012 12:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
had this weekend
eggs benedict with tender country ham
yes
If you win all your fights, you're pickin em
by imhugeinjapan on Feb 14, 2012 12:51 PM EST up reply actions
raises flag for #teambrisket
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 14, 2012 11:46 AM EST up reply actions
Rub > Sauce
DEAL WITH IT.
YOU ONLY NEED SAUCE IF YOU FUCKED UP COOKING THE MEAT.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 14, 2012 11:58 AM EST up reply actions 9 recs
This man gets it.
Sauce is how you cover up bad BBQ.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I'm on the fence regarding sauce
But I will forever claim the PIG > COW
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 14, 2012 12:01 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
ALL HAIL PIG
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
"Bicycle is new poverty mule. " - Spencer Prokhorov
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 14, 2012 12:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
KILL THE PIG
SPILL ITS BLOOD
EAT ITS FLESH
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 14, 2012 12:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
They are equally delicious in their own ways.
We are polytheistic about this in Iowa.
However, we are also pagans to be burned at the stake because we call anything we throw on the grill “barbecue.”
by Narrow Right on Feb 14, 2012 12:04 PM EST up reply actions
THIS IS WHY WE HATE IOWA
YOU MUST CHOOSE A SIDE
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 14, 2012 12:05 PM EST up reply actions
We're not side-choosin' folk
Pork and beef are both delicious. Why must we fight? Fighting about BBQ just takes away time from BBQ, and ultimately BBQ is all that matters.
"You gotta be like John Wayne: you don't take no shit off fools, an' you judge a person by what's in 'em, not how they look. An' you do the right thing. You gotta be one of the good guys, son, 'cause there's way too many of the bad."
I find your longer-than-five-words sentences to be offensive and contrary to my interests
Sposed to be SEC
Irony here.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 2:01 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, IRONY!
See, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony’s not really a, a high priority. We haven’t had any irony here since around ’83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
by DrBundy on Feb 14, 2012 2:09 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Thomas doesn't.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 3:28 PM EST up reply actions
These are caucus-goers.
If your candidate doesn’t win, you just mosey on over to your next-best choice.
Free at last!
All manner of things can be thrown on a grill.
A small minority of those things are “BBQ.”
Also, if you’re having people over, and you’re going to grill things in the backyard, it’s not “a BBQ.” It’s “a cookout,” or “a party,” or “having some people over to grill out.”
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
This is correct
YOU DON’T “BBQ” HAMBURGER OR HOTDOGS
by ItsComplicated on Feb 14, 2012 12:21 PM EST up reply actions
Sign at Hofstra for a welcome BBQ my first semester, and I was all like "all right."
Got there and it was burgers and dogs and someone explained to me that is a Long Island BBQ. I was like “Hell naw.”
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 12:24 PM EST up reply actions
I reckon a fella could get his ass kicked advertising something like that, man.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 14, 2012 12:24 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I know Lawrence
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 12:28 PM EST up reply actions
"Long Island BBQ"
The phrase invokes horrible images in my mind.
by Mango Stasi on Feb 14, 2012 12:25 PM EST up reply actions
I wasn't the weary traveler of the Island then that I am now.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 12:28 PM EST up reply actions
Long Island _________
results in flashbacks to acute alcohol poisoning from the first night I had a fake ID.
"If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting."
by RedmondLonghorn on Feb 14, 2012 12:39 PM EST up reply actions
It isn't BBQ, but I thought it would make me madder.
Like all it would be is Portobello mushrooms and spinach and squash and shit. At least the tri-tip is meat. And they have beans.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 12:31 PM EST up reply actions
Sounds about right
Though I would recommend Major’s Steak House for some real BBQy things. But yeah… that’s how we roll on Long Island.. burgers and dogs. Sorry the rest of the US
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I have been to the one in East Meadow.
Me and a group of 4 guys from Beaumont, Texas. We were all severely disappointed in everything but the mashed potatoes. No seasoning on the steak whatsoever and the fries were shoestring fries. At a damn steakhouse!
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 3:34 PM EST up reply actions
you grill them
barbecue sauce does not mean it is barbecue
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 14, 2012 12:27 PM EST up reply actions
you don't?
/never lived south of Cleveland before moving to west coast
I think it goes something like...
You know you’re in the South when “BBQ” turns into a noun
Velocitas eradico
i want to have real bbq someday.
whenever there is a huge thread about bbq i stare at it in awe and dont know a single goddamn thing any of you guys are saying
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by willbechampions on Feb 14, 2012 12:29 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
You will.
When you need a jerb, like pretty much everyone else up North.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
They have jobs up north??
1) Where can I get one?
2) Then why the hell they keep moving down here and taking ours?
3) PAWWLLL AIR CONDITIONING DESTROYED THE SOUTH FOREVER
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Feb 14, 2012 2:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
My implication.
You have missed it.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
Your implication
I have missed it.
I see clearly now.
The rain is gone.
/wintry mix takes rain’s place
Sposed to be SEC
don't get me started on Chicago...
there are lots of places there that claim to do BBQ ribs. Cooking ribs slathered in sauce in the oven may result in an edible meal, or even a delicious one, but it will never result in BBQ.
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by RedmondLonghorn on Feb 14, 2012 12:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
AYE.
Stupidity should be painful.
@elwreckingball
by wrecking_ball on Feb 14, 2012 12:57 PM EST up reply actions
Eh, there's some delicious sauce out there
It can complement the meat if it’s used correctly. It shouldn’t be used to make up for dry meat.
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example:
Using something with acid (vinegar or tomato) to cut through the fattiness of the meat. It should not be the sole method of adding smoke (though putting some drippings in a sauce is always nice) or heat.
agree
sauce has its place and I sometimes really like it.
But it is neither essential nor determinative when it comes to good BBQ.
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by RedmondLonghorn on Feb 14, 2012 12:29 PM EST up reply actions
While there is truth to this
the reality is that you can add sauce to good BBQ and make it either better or worse. The important part is whether it’s good without the sauce to begin with.
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I like rubs for some cuts and sauce for others....
Mrs MtnEer prefers sauces, but I mostly serve mine on the side.
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 14, 2012 12:01 PM EST up reply actions
Why in the hell has this not been turned green?
Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
by Cocky Bovine on Feb 14, 2012 2:42 PM EST up reply actions
I do rub with a vinegar basting sauce made from the rub but I do baste on a small amount of sauce in the last 15 minutes of cooking for presentation.
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
Tempted to flag.
A good rub is good, but sauce is not just a cover-up. A good sauce complements the meat, especially a proper vinegar sauce.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 3:35 PM EST up reply actions
#teamBBQmeat
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 14, 2012 11:48 AM EST up reply actions
#teamCallItWhatYouWant,JustServeMeSome,Dammit!
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by MikeLew on Feb 14, 2012 11:51 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
#teampulledpork
/grabs pitchforks
//grabs torches
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 14, 2012 11:55 AM EST up reply actions
Oh my god you people are making me salivate in class
Oh pulled pork. Why can’t everything be as delicious as you?
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You have my smoker.
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by allicolls on Feb 14, 2012 12:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
NEIN
:(
This may be the first time I’ve ever been disappointed in you
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
Red potatoes only, of course...
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 14, 2012 12:18 PM EST up reply actions
It's a Southern thing....
You wouldn’t understand.
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 14, 2012 1:04 PM EST up reply actions
Wouldn't baking potatoes disintegrate?
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 14, 2012 1:05 PM EST up reply actions
/carrot raisin salad?
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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 14, 2012 12:17 PM EST up reply actions
preferably broccoli, carrots, raisins, and bacon bits.
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 14, 2012 12:19 PM EST up reply actions
But it's Chik-Fil-A carrot raisin salad!
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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 14, 2012 12:22 PM EST up reply actions
Raisins are a pox upon humanity and are not to be tolerated, much less consumed.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Feb 14, 2012 12:26 PM EST up reply actions
And quite the waste of good wine grapes....
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 14, 2012 12:27 PM EST up reply actions
Me and my cinnimon raisin buns are a-comin' for ya!
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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 14, 2012 12:28 PM EST up reply actions
Only if you add a bit of marshmallows in it.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 14, 2012 1:05 PM EST up reply actions
NO.
That is not food.
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by Boozy McHound on Feb 14, 2012 12:18 PM EST up reply actions
with bacon in them?
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 14, 2012 12:28 PM EST up reply actions
I wasn't aware that you could have baked beans any other way.
by Mango Stasi on Feb 14, 2012 12:29 PM EST up reply actions
good man
stupid yankee barbecue is unaware of this
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 14, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions
I grew up in Ohio, Mango's from the Mitten-
must be actual NYC Yankee crap, not us fine Midwesterners
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no they mess it up in Chicago too
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 14, 2012 12:36 PM EST up reply actions
I've never encountered this anywhere, even on the east coast.
I don’t understand it so I’m going to pretend it doesn’t exist.
by Mango Stasi on Feb 14, 2012 12:49 PM EST up reply actions
Where's the Lucille Bluth gif when you need it?
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Wait, what?
People make baked beans without bacon? What are they, hippie commie vegan weirdos?
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bacon, brown sugar, pineapples & juice, ham etc
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
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by CoastalCowbell on Feb 14, 2012 1:25 PM EST up reply actions
AND MY NANNER PUDDING.
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by allicolls on Feb 14, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
/swoons
//diabetic coma
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 14, 2012 12:31 PM EST up reply actions
nilla wafers too?
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by Boozy McHound on Feb 14, 2012 12:31 PM EST up reply actions
Can't make proper Nanner puding with them...
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 14, 2012 12:32 PM EST up reply actions
withOUT them
Damnantion, why can’t I type today?
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 14, 2012 12:33 PM EST up reply actions
Do you really have to ask?
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now the real test:
whipped cream on top?
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by Boozy McHound on Feb 14, 2012 12:35 PM EST up reply actions
It's called merang
And I know that’s spelled horribly wrong
by ItsComplicated on Feb 14, 2012 12:39 PM EST up reply actions
It's a French word. It was booby-trapped....
Meringue
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 14, 2012 12:40 PM EST up reply actions
AND MY SWEET POTATO PIE
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 12:32 PM EST up reply actions
How is that a combo breaker it's an amazing southern dessert we always had at Thanksgiving barbecues
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 12:35 PM EST up reply actions
AND MY BUTTERED ROLLS
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 12:34 PM EST up reply actions
HOW ABOUT CINNAMON ROLLS
CINNAMON ROLLS MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 12:36 PM EST up reply actions
AND MY WHITE BREAD FOR SOPPIN'.
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by allicolls on Feb 14, 2012 12:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
When we had barbecues at my dad's family in SC we always had Sweet Potato Pie
Granted that was also always thanksgiving so maybe I was confused
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 12:36 PM EST up reply actions
I wish we had BBQs at Thanksgiving.
Some family members whine and get butthurt if we don’t have practically the same meal every year. And that meal isn’t BBQ.
Used to smoke a whole hog.
And of course great vinegar sauce (this was in the lowcountry, so not the mustard belt of SC) and yeah they also made a turkey as a side dish
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 12:41 PM EST up reply actions
Deep-fried in peanut oil, of course.
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 14, 2012 12:41 PM EST up reply actions
I believe it was peanut oil.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 12:42 PM EST up reply actions
#TeamVinegar
Stupidity should be painful.
@elwreckingball
by wrecking_ball on Feb 14, 2012 1:01 PM EST up reply actions
The closest we get to eating barbecue for Thanksgiving
is when my dad decides to smoke a turkey and a ham or pork shoulder together. It’s phenomenal, and since we’re #teamdressing we still get all the traditional sides as well.
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by car.full.of.midgets on Feb 14, 2012 1:51 PM EST up reply actions
Only 1?
AMATEUR.
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by Boozy McHound on Feb 14, 2012 12:17 PM EST up reply actions
Listen, you gotta keep a reserve.
Can’t commit everything to the front lines right away.
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My cousin-in-law has a smoker bigger than a car.
When I want smoked meat, I really don’t have to do it myself.
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We've got one
that requires a class IV trailer hitch, big enough to cook not one but two whole pigs at the same time. Because the only thing better than cooking one pig is cooking two. We considered dragging it up to campus for a tailgate, but no one wanted to chip in for gas.
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It is.
And thanks for reminding me to send you my address.
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No love for mac 'n' cheese?
The homemade kind, not the shit that comes in box with a pouch of “cheese.”
Stupidity should be painful.
@elwreckingball
by wrecking_ball on Feb 14, 2012 12:59 PM EST up reply actions
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH KRAFT DELUXE.
NOTHING.
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Love my man n cheese with smoked gouda.
But sometimes, at 11 at night, a man needs Velveeta Shells and Cheese with a can of Rotel stirred in.
Queso Mac.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 14, 2012 1:02 PM EST up reply actions
"Love my man n cheese"
Catch phrase among Castro District foodies
"If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting."
by RedmondLonghorn on Feb 14, 2012 1:15 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Mac n cheese
is the stuff that is gooey in the middle and crispy on the edges. People in the know fight for the corner pieces. The stuff that comes in a blue box is “Kraft Dinner”.
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by DrBundy on Feb 14, 2012 1:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
if it doesn't come from a slow cooker/crock pot
I don’t want it.
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by Boozy McHound on Feb 14, 2012 1:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
If I had a million dollars, I wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 14, 2012 1:05 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
But I probably still would.
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by allicolls on Feb 14, 2012 1:07 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
With really fancy ketchups....
Bare Naked recs all around….
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 14, 2012 1:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS DIJON KETCHUP
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 1:12 PM EST up reply actions
That's the joke.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I'd buy you some art.
Like a Picasso, or a Garfunkel.
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by DrBundy on Feb 14, 2012 1:12 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I would buy you a green dress.
But not a real green dress, that’s cruel.
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by allicolls on Feb 14, 2012 1:14 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Sign they weren't from the south
/starts sundress war
by ItsComplicated on Feb 14, 2012 1:15 PM EST up reply actions
If there is a sundress war
It will resemble the Falklands War
The South = Britain
The North = Argentina
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 14, 2012 1:16 PM EST up reply actions
They are from Southern...............Canada.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 14, 2012 1:17 PM EST up reply actions
You both get Barenaked rec's
Just not the same without the harmony they used to have.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 14, 2012 1:15 PM EST up reply actions
I miss Steven.
BNL without him is almost as depressing as Cowboy Mouth without Paul. Live shows just don’t have the same kick, and let’s be honest they’re both bands that should be seen live. Albums only serve to take up the time between live performances.
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Cannot listen to Cowboy Mouth at home.
One of the best shows I’ve ever been to, though.
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Cowboy Mouth live shows:
“On a bad night they’ll blow the roof off the joint. On a good night, they’ll save your soul”. Maybe I’m just jaded because I’ve been seeing them for so long, but it’s just not the same without Paul. Still a good time, but…
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With bacon!
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Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
#teampulledpork
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by Tike the Miger on Feb 14, 2012 1:00 PM EST up reply actions
Ive never had a brisket that wasn't dry to the point of tastelessness
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 11:55 AM EST up reply actions
Whenever I've seen brisket on TV...it looks delicious but as I said, no one knows how to cook it in the southeast
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 11:57 AM EST up reply actions
/spit take
//waves hands frantically
///realizes error of ways
////keeps all for myself
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by Boozy McHound on Feb 14, 2012 11:59 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Solidarity, brother.
Let them think we don’t know what we’re doing. ALL THA LEFTOVERS.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
Besides, it's well known that nobody north of I-10...
Can cook for shit.
So sayeth the PodKATT.
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 14, 2012 12:47 PM EST up reply actions
Meh...
I’d say north of Alexandria. Don’t know why anyone would go there to begin with, unless they had a serious thing for pine trees.
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/cue that lady from the 90s Pine-Sol commercials
by ItsComplicated on Feb 14, 2012 1:07 PM EST up reply actions
Hell with that strumpet...
/cues Euell Gibbons from the 70s GrapeNuts commercials.
Ever eat a pine tree?
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 14, 2012 1:14 PM EST up reply actions
Many parts are edible!
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by Old Coder on Feb 14, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Boy Scout wilderness survival rec!
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Okay, we're good here
/of course, so’s most of Los Angeles
the first step is to find brisket with the fatcap still on it
Most at megamarts have this taken off already. You’d use that to make corned beef and such.
I purchase my grilling meats from hippy, local, organic farmers
They butcher it to quarters/slabs.
You got to remove silverskin, fat, bones, etc if you choose.
The pork chops I had this weekend were bone-in (T and ribs) with about a 1/2" of fat still on the top. The pair weighed in at 1.75 lbs.
Something close to this:
I don’t really trim until after cooking/resting.
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by Boozy McHound on Feb 14, 2012 12:10 PM EST up reply actions
I've had those pork chops.
You what you do when they’re almost done? Take each chop and hold the fatty end down on the grate to get that fat crispy. And don’t cut it off! Yum. (You can also score the fat in a few places ahead of time.)
This is partially why I stopped trimming a lot of our meat.
My wife doesn’t get a ton of fat in her other foods (far more fastidious in eating ‘right’ than I am) so she actually needs to eat some of it to keep the ratios balanced. And since it’s natural, grain fed, blablahblah fat it’s ‘healthier’.
/scores fat
//rubs in BONFIRE SMOKED SEA SALT
///winz
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 14, 2012 12:21 PM EST up reply actions
DBA used to make delicious brisket in the North Highlands
But the last time I went, it was super dry
Then they were doing it wrong.
That doesn’t mean that brisket is barbecue though.
by Mango Stasi on Feb 14, 2012 11:56 AM EST up reply actions
says the person never in texas
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 14, 2012 11:56 AM EST up reply actions
dang it
I really want to be at Two Bros. BBQ Market in SA now sitting outside on the porch with a lemonade.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 14, 2012 12:02 PM EST up reply actions
how do i not know about this place/
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 14, 2012 12:06 PM EST up reply actions
I haven't taken you yet.
Owned by Jason Dady (The Lodge, Bin 555, etc).
12656 West Ave
Enjoy.
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by Boozy McHound on Feb 14, 2012 12:14 PM EST up reply actions
Next time that happens, kick the bastard that cooked it in the balls.
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Some days, it seems like there isn't enough coffee.
Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
I just tell them they need to buy the RonCo Food Re-hydrator
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by Boozy McHound on Feb 14, 2012 12:51 PM EST up reply actions
The hell with your Brisket, #TeamMUTTON
Real BBQ=Mutton
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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 14, 2012 12:58 PM EST up reply actions
But...
I’m right
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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 14, 2012 1:06 PM EST up reply actions
Funny, you don't look Aggie....
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 14, 2012 1:15 PM EST up reply actions
Aggies eat mutton?
I thought it was a purely Kentucky thing
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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 14, 2012 1:16 PM EST up reply actions
He said "eat," not "date."
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Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
SOON
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 12:43 PM EST up reply actions
yeah I've really only indulged in the Game of Thrones part of the required viewing
I have no issue with Justified or Archer, I just don’t watch that much tv, also, definitely on team mayo
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Feb 14, 2012 12:58 PM EST up reply actions
Archer is a non-negotiable requirement
Justified is good for napping
/trollgaze
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
Archer is required viewing for me, now.
And it’s pretty much the only show on TV I feel that way about. I haven’t seen Justified, yet. I’d watch it if it were on NetFlix, but I don’t want to spend the money on the blu-rays, and I’m not going to download it.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 14, 2012 1:02 PM EST up reply actions
Still need to get into Archer, but it's in Thursday gym time since I have a crazy schedule Thursdays.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 1:13 PM EST up reply actions
That's why God made the DVR. Or a VCR, even.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Feb 14, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions
Dorm with one TV and basic cable. No DVR or VCR option
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 1:20 PM EST up reply actions
I do have the internet, but I'm busy catching up with the Sopranos still. Archer is next.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 1:20 PM EST up reply actions
Intarwebs?
Sidereel. It’s yo’ friend.
"You gotta be like John Wayne: you don't take no shit off fools, an' you judge a person by what's in 'em, not how they look. An' you do the right thing. You gotta be one of the good guys, son, 'cause there's way too many of the bad."
I've been posting sporadically since some time in November
and I STILL didn’t know some of these rules just yet, but then I still don’t know how to use the spell checker on my Mac that I’ve had since last June so
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Feb 14, 2012 12:57 PM EST up reply actions
No religion???
This was a great idea...I'm currently at 240 and will not stop until I'm at 200. Remind me of this.
by Go Big Rev on Feb 14, 2012 1:31 PM EST up reply actions 14 recs
Rec'd
Because the .gif is even funnier coming from you.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 14, 2012 1:33 PM EST up reply actions
Always use a title.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Always use primer when painting your garage.
/from the old-timers here
//and stay off our lawns
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 14, 2012 11:47 AM EST up reply actions
Jim Tressel knew the dos and donts back in April.
Also, less than 35% of a nipple is not indecent and Fuck Clemson.
by Mango Stasi on Feb 14, 2012 11:18 AM EST up reply actions
As far as the memes go, I think someone made a fanpost about that once
Might be googleable.
Sposed to be SEC
This post.
Is a sign that you are going to do well here.
You’ll get the feel. Just hang out and avoid spiders.
Oh, and don’t feed Blanx after midnight.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 14, 2012 11:20 AM EST up reply actions
You can't stop him from feeding. You can only hope to contain him.
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That's why some one has to keep putting the bourbon in the cage
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
IT PUTS THE BOURBON IN THE CAGE OR IT GETS THE BLANX AGAIN
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 14, 2012 11:39 AM EST up reply actions 6 recs
It does this whenever it's told.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Feb 14, 2012 11:40 AM EST up reply actions
we have agreed to not hand feed the blanx
throw and run
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 14, 2012 12:29 PM EST up reply actions
Hand feeding the blanx
Winds up feeding the blanx hands.
Which is ok- it’s like rib tips.
One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov
Plus, the bones make nice ruffage for him
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Scotch is also acceptable to the blanx.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
Scotch is even preferable to bourbon....
But bringing the blanx moonshine will get you eaten last.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 14, 2012 12:48 PM EST up reply actions
You know when he promised to eat you last?
He lied.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 14, 2012 12:59 PM EST up reply actions
He didn't lie.
The blanx does have a rudimentary sense of honor.
However, he’s also quite forgetful, especially at dinner time.
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Exceedingly rudimentary, but it exists.
One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov
Rule #1: Fuck Clemson
Rule #2: First, learn rule #1.
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Feb 14, 2012 11:20 AM EST up reply actions
#teamnopants is not for show, just tell.
As long as its funny.
THEY LIKE MARIJUANA TO SMOKE AND ALTER THEIR MINDSET AND THINGS. -Dr. Norris Camacho
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 14, 2012 11:21 AM EST up reply actions
no need
to include the phrase “Gosh, Scipio, that was the greatestest writing ever!” anymore.
by OJsApprentice on Feb 14, 2012 11:21 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
you don't have to skip
the first ten paragraphs of another boring ass Jones Top Ten.
by OJsApprentice on Feb 14, 2012 11:24 AM EST up reply actions
some might call it brainwashing
we call it esprit d’corps
"If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting."
by RedmondLonghorn on Feb 14, 2012 11:29 AM EST up reply actions
One of the Dont's
Don’t urinate on your computer. It’s nasty and people look at you strange.
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
lesson 1:
“<img height=300 src=”image URL"/>"
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 14, 2012 11:45 AM EST up reply actions
What they said
And Schnelly is GOD.
http://collegefanatics.com/boards/
Some days, it seems like there isn't enough coffee.
Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
Believe it or not
Fuck Clemson is not a prevalent meme here… mmhmm…
Formerly never_go_full_dabo
by that1blackClemsonfan on Feb 14, 2012 1:26 PM EST up reply actions
From smoking musket, oh my
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 14, 2012 11:15 AM EST reply actions 7 recs
It's all fun and games until Marinatto busts out the liquid heat
and then calls UL Washington.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 14, 2012 11:48 AM EST up reply actions
Bringing this over from SmokingMusket...
’eers are happy today.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Feb 14, 2012 11:15 AM EST reply actions 11 recs
They are dancing in front of the wrong statue in Austin.
THEY LIKE MARIJUANA TO SMOKE AND ALTER THEIR MINDSET AND THINGS. -Dr. Norris Camacho
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 14, 2012 11:26 AM EST up reply actions
Nah, these were shipped back to China.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Feb 14, 2012 11:30 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
NO THEY'RE NOT GORRAMMIT
Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
by Cocky Bovine on Feb 14, 2012 2:46 PM EST up reply actions
5 minutes left in class.
“I agree with the dissent.”
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 14, 2012 11:54 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE POLICY IMPLICA--
/shotgun pumped
//gunner puts hand down
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Feb 14, 2012 11:58 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Gunner rage
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 14, 2012 12:59 PM EST up reply actions
Ugh....
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 1:14 PM EST up reply actions
Our resident NYU alum
once busted into a 1st Amendment case between the DNR and an Indian tribe with an idignant demand to know why the trees in the forest they were fighting over had not been assigned their own counsel.
His new name is ‘The Lorax’.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
That...actually is a pretty awesome argument
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 14, 2012 2:39 PM EST up reply actions
Hmmm.
So the maples formed a union
And demanded equal rights
‘The oaks are just too greedy
We will make them give us light’
Now there’s no more oak oppression
For they passed a noble law
And the trees are all kept equal
By hatchet, axe and saw
by Albino Tornado on Feb 14, 2012 2:42 PM EST up reply actions
Happy Valentine's Day, everyone! Bringing the best from TheAuburner's batch, this year...
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 14, 2012 11:18 AM EST reply actions 25 recs
Someone brought that up. It's a really dark grey, but still a bit too close to black.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 14, 2012 11:22 AM EST up reply actions
rec from a Bama fan
though I agree that the shirt should be gray.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Feb 14, 2012 11:59 AM EST up reply actions
It's Valentine's Day
Oh, and Syracuse chicks, step your Valentine game up. My good friend from back at home WHO HAS A BOYFRIEND managed to send me one, but you guys are slacking. Cause the Valentine scoreboard the past 3 years in college is looking like
Princeton- 3
Syracuse- 0
And if you’re a girl who played field hockey, you know that’s not a good score and also know that’s a college field hockey rivalry
/Ends rant
Twitter: RyanMcD29
Is that train supposed to be Boise?
THEY LIKE MARIJUANA TO SMOKE AND ALTER THEIR MINDSET AND THINGS. -Dr. Norris Camacho
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 14, 2012 11:32 AM EST up reply actions
rec'd so hard
motherfuckers wanna fine me
"if they're still paying, you're still winning."
-my dad
by whiskey_soup on Feb 14, 2012 5:47 PM EST up reply actions
Slive Sent this to College Station
"If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting."
by RedmondLonghorn on Feb 14, 2012 12:04 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
/immediately clicks on the title
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Greg Lloyd, Andy Russell, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene, Andre Reed and Jerry Kramer
"Clemson should've stopped turning the ball over" Dana Holgorsen when asked about running up the score in the Orange Bowl
by WVPiratesfan on Feb 14, 2012 12:05 PM EST up reply actions
Chick-Fil-A spam email: "Forget the Candy. Give Chicken This Valentine's Day"
Immediate thoughts:
1. hehehehehehehe dick joke
2. Would prefer CFA over candy. My wife probably would too.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Feb 14, 2012 11:26 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
I don't know what the hell kind of outfit you're running here.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Feb 14, 2012 11:28 AM EST up reply actions
I'd remind you that you are questioning a highly decorated fast food chain
with an impeccable service record.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 14, 2012 11:29 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, but their [spider closet] is kind of [spider closet]y
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 14, 2012 11:30 AM EST up reply actions
I don't care if they're murdering puppies in the kitchen.
They make a damn fine chicken sandwich.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Feb 14, 2012 11:32 AM EST up reply actions
Did you close the store on Sunday?!?
YOURE GD RIGHT I DID!!!
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 14, 2012 11:32 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
If it please the court, I move we adjourn for an immediate lunch.
The witness has delicious chicken.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 14, 2012 11:33 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Rec'd
for perfect end to a great thread.
Flawless execution.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 14, 2012 11:37 AM EST up reply actions
YOU WANT ME ON THE FRYER
YOU NEED ME ON THAT FRYER
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Feb 14, 2012 11:33 AM EST up reply actions
I laughed way too hard at this.
This guy didn’t:
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 14, 2012 11:35 AM EST up reply actions 10 recs
/dead
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Greg Lloyd, Andy Russell, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene, Andre Reed and Jerry Kramer
"Clemson should've stopped turning the ball over" Dana Holgorsen when asked about running up the score in the Orange Bowl
by WVPiratesfan on Feb 14, 2012 12:01 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, Chick Fil-A, I just can't quit you.
by Mango Stasi on Feb 14, 2012 11:34 AM EST up reply actions
Oh Bojangles, I just can't quit you
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 11:34 AM EST up reply actions
Breakfast biscuits served all day?
Fuck yes.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Feb 14, 2012 11:36 AM EST up reply actions
Do they still serve those delicious blueberry biscuits?
There was a time when I lived in Bojangles country….oh how I feasted.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 14, 2012 11:42 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I don't think the one here does.
All I know is that they respect the cheese part of a sausage egg and cheese biscuit, and for that, I thank them.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Feb 14, 2012 11:43 AM EST up reply actions
/salivates uncontrollably
//damn
///curses all of the people scheduling this 11-12 webcast
Free at last!
Not even as a joke.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Feb 14, 2012 11:38 AM EST up reply actions
And I plan on commemorating this by going there after church on Sunday
Oh wait…..
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 11:39 AM EST up reply actions
God keeps the gift to himself on Sundays
It’s his rest and get fat day
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
Closest Chick-Fil-A to the office is 45 min away
/i haz a sad
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
Have one 5 minutes from house
#winning
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Feb 14, 2012 11:43 AM EST up reply actions
I have none
#losing
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those that understand binary and those that don't.
I've got one close to home
but I try to limit my fast food intake to one or two lunches a week at most.
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
It makes for a test of willpower
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Feb 14, 2012 11:46 AM EST up reply actions
It's not too bad when I'm at home
because I don’t mind making food when I have the time. But I hate getting up and having to put together a lunch in the morning, which is why I tend to save my fast food trips for workdays.
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
"I only go to CFA once a week.
And when I do, I get the 100 nugget catering tray…."
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 14, 2012 11:48 AM EST up reply actions
I'm fairly certain I could do this if I set my mind to it.
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Feb 14, 2012 11:49 AM EST up reply actions
none outside of chicago
and If I’m downtown my friends want to go to a nice restaurant.
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 14, 2012 12:33 PM EST up reply actions
I fail to see how CFA doesn't meet that requirement
Formerly never_go_full_dabo
by that1blackClemsonfan on Feb 14, 2012 1:30 PM EST up reply actions
And on the seventh day God ended his work which he had made; and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had made.
But he totally committed to going to the gym like three, maybe four times next week, for reals.
by Mango Stasi on Feb 14, 2012 11:43 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
This man
He gets it.
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 11:38 AM EST up reply actions
He's from Wisconsin (or something), he gets a pass in my mind, you don't
by ItsComplicated on Feb 14, 2012 11:39 AM EST up reply actions
I like Raleigh
Feel like it’s a moderate combination of big city and southern hospitality. Durham on the other hand…
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
Bojangles breakfast > Chick-Fil-A
Chick-Fil-A everything else > Bojangles everything else
Sposed to be SEC
Thing with the minis
Is that I have yet to figure out a number between 3 and 30 that is the exactly acceptable figure to eat without seeming excessive.
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Feb 14, 2012 11:45 AM EST up reply actions
Bojangle's breakfast is only superior in that it's an all day affair.
if Chick-fil-A served their chicken biscuits all day long, I’d eat nothing else. And be 400 pounds.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Feb 14, 2012 11:45 AM EST up reply actions
I take that back.
Bojangle’s also has the awesome Charlotte-area commercial with Jake Delhomme playing a super hero defender of fresh biscuits.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OolG-Oc0P4
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Feb 14, 2012 11:51 AM EST up reply actions
/Second Civil War breaks
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 12:02 PM EST up reply actions
that is excellent.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
"Bicycle is new poverty mule. " - Spencer Prokhorov
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 14, 2012 12:03 PM EST up reply actions
Guilty as charged.
I brought multiple cases home with me from NC last weekend.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I've done this myself to take to the North for my parents.
Whistles “East Bound and Down”
by DavidInOpelika on Feb 14, 2012 12:10 PM EST up reply actions
You don't have to go that far.
Wegmans in Loudoun and Prince William Counties (Dulles, Gainesville and Woodbridge) carry cases of cane-sugar Cheerwine in glass bottles. I hit up Gainesville every time I go north on 29.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
Maryland bias . . . activated.
I probably get down to NC more often than I go to Prince William county.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Fairfax bias. . .activated
Excellent choice, sir.
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
That's fair
Even when I was living in Reston, I probably also spent more time in NC than MoCo.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
Excuse me, sir.
That’s the Glorious People’s Republic of Montgomery County.
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Contributor at Bring on the Cats, SBNation's Kansas State blog
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Indeed!
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 14, 2012 12:23 PM EST up reply actions
/ asks for bags at grocery store
// pays five cents each
I’ve never learned any of the work songs, but the local schools are first-rate, and that’s all I really care about.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I'm just waiting for MoCo
to install nicotine scanners at the borders and build THE WALL along the Potomac to ensure there’s never another crossing built.
The Wiki (Varsity Pride) -- The Blog (Those Other Guys) -- The Twitter
Contributor at Bring on the Cats, SBNation's Kansas State blog
EDSBS Censor Librorum Promulgatio Media
The agricultural reserve already serves that function.
Besides, White’s Ferry is fun — if you’ve got some time to kill.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
See, I discovered early on
if I’m going to be anywhere near White’s Ferry, I may as well just go to Point of Rocks.
The Wiki (Varsity Pride) -- The Blog (Those Other Guys) -- The Twitter
Contributor at Bring on the Cats, SBNation's Kansas State blog
EDSBS Censor Librorum Promulgatio Media
There are times . . .
. . . when White’s Ferry is the quickest way from my house to Leesburg, but I don’t head over there all that often.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
unincorporated LA county has a complete ban on them
good thing I live in the city, I guess, until they get around to changing that instead of finding hidden ways to pay billionaires to build football stadiums that are supposedly “privately funded.”
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Feb 14, 2012 12:28 PM EST up reply actions
Anything like the Shiny Happy Democratic People's Republic od Prince George's County?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 12:26 PM EST up reply actions
GET OFF MY INTERNET
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
by darthbubba on Feb 14, 2012 12:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Incontrovertibly.
brb, picking up some $4 scripts.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Feb 14, 2012 12:35 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Where are the truck nutz?
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Feb 14, 2012 12:42 PM EST up reply actions
Something's hanging off the back.
Roids maybe?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 12:44 PM EST up reply actions
If we had a Bojangles here,
and if I knew their position on [spiders], I might be convinced to switch allegiances.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Aw come on
Harlan is 2 1/2 hours away from Lexington and Raylan does it all the time
by ItsComplicated on Feb 14, 2012 11:47 AM EST up reply actions
It's also a 5 minute drive down Tates Creek Road in Justified
There are 3 ways to get to Harlan from Lexington in real life:
1) Through Pineville. They already got hit by one meteor, you think it won’t happen again? Ends in death.
2) Through Clay County. Everyone in the county is a violent drug dealer, even by normal Eastern KY standards. Ends in death.
3) Through Hazard. Expect to see strike busters with sniper rifles. Ends in death.
Sposed to be SEC
Same here.
But there’s a Chick-Fil-A at Southern Cal, and the nearest Bojangles is in like Starkville or something.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Feb 14, 2012 12:19 PM EST up reply actions
I love you johnnychickens
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Feb 14, 2012 11:34 AM EST up reply actions
You people are going to alter my lunch plans aren't you?
by ItsComplicated on Feb 14, 2012 11:35 AM EST up reply actions
Cooking some chicken-y goodness later today
For a future Cookin’ ATVS style post…
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Feb 14, 2012 11:38 AM EST up reply actions
Mango Stasi makes oblique Brokeback Mountain reference
/immediately banned from CFA.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Feb 14, 2012 11:35 AM EST up reply actions
HIVEMIND
At least mine had a picture.
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Feb 14, 2012 11:29 AM EST up reply actions
The witness will refer to us as "The University of Texas", or "UT".
I’m quite sure I’ve earned it.
Free at last!
(says "tea-sip" with his eyes)
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Feb 14, 2012 11:30 AM EST up reply actions
I don't know what kind of unit you're running here.
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Feb 14, 2012 11:29 AM EST up reply actions
Bleacher Report spells Georgia kinda funny
by ParadigmShift35 on Feb 14, 2012 11:26 AM EST reply actions
Hmm...I think I've isolated the problem.
VVVVVVVVVVVVV
>Bleacher Report<<<<<<<<< spells Georgia kinda funny
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
THEY LIKE MARIJUANA TO SMOKE AND ALTER THEIR MINDSET AND THINGS. -Dr. Norris Camacho
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 14, 2012 11:29 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
What is the EDSBS opinion of Bleacher report?
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 14, 2012 1:01 PM EST up reply actions
Worthless shit.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 14, 2012 1:01 PM EST up reply actions
not a fan
but that’s just one man’s opinion
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Feb 14, 2012 1:01 PM EST up reply actions
Bleacher Report: the part that ran down Clemson's leg.
The Wiki (Varsity Pride) -- The Blog (Those Other Guys) -- The Twitter
Contributor at Bring on the Cats, SBNation's Kansas State blog
EDSBS Censor Librorum Promulgatio Media
by jonfmorse on Feb 14, 2012 1:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I shall respond in a typo-filled list of 10 things.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 14, 2012 1:02 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
slideshow
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Feb 14, 2012 1:02 PM EST up reply actions
I have a friend who writes for them
And I have issues with his writing, so this all amuses me.
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 14, 2012 1:08 PM EST up reply actions
False Advertising: They rarely, if ever, report on bleachers.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 14, 2012 1:02 PM EST up reply actions 17 recs
rec'd
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Feb 14, 2012 1:03 PM EST up reply actions
as bad as local news site comment sections
without the excuse of being a local news site
by drothgery on Feb 14, 2012 1:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Clemson.
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GTHTSUN
"Bicycle is new poverty mule. " - Spencer Prokhorov
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 14, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions
It's all shite!
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I would rather read Kevin Scabinsky.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Feb 14, 2012 3:23 PM EST up reply actions
Is it the same Brian Jones I had 1st grade with?
His Putt-Putt birthday party was awesome but the boy really couldn’t spell
by ItsComplicated on Feb 14, 2012 11:31 AM EST up reply actions
Brian Jones had ESS EEE SEE HAIR, PAWWWLLL
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Feb 14, 2012 11:33 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I see a red jersey and I want to paint it black.
by Nick's Hat Band on Feb 14, 2012 11:39 AM EST up reply actions 5 recs
I'll never be your BEast of burden.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 14, 2012 11:40 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Sun BEast?
Author at Acme Packing Company, a Green Bay Packers blog, and Editor at BT Powerhouse, a Big Ten Basketball blog
Yes, I am on twitter. If you have to ask, you're streets behind.
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Feb 14, 2012 11:41 AM EST up reply actions
Probably not
If you can’t spell, you go to Tech.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 14, 2012 11:33 AM EST up reply actions
...
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
by btcoop71 on Feb 14, 2012 11:30 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
that...
that is just strange.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
"Bicycle is new poverty mule. " - Spencer Prokhorov
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 14, 2012 11:52 AM EST up reply actions
Don't worry. Nobody noticed.
Commenter: Tell us your best "crazy fan" story.
Spencer: Oh, that's commenter Silver Britches, who caught a train hobo-style to the Cocktail Party.
by Silver Britches on Feb 14, 2012 11:40 AM EST up reply actions 6 recs
Edsall's last five supporters in Terpville . . .
. . . seem to have the theory that his actions toward O’Brien are okay because Franklin somehow was in the kid’s ear talking to him. But I’m not seeing the case for tortious interference with relations since Edsall managed to fuck the kid just fine on his own.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Seriously, though
Is Edsall trying to become the generic jackass coach Bret Bielema of the ACC?
/Wisconsin fan
Author at Acme Packing Company, a Green Bay Packers blog, and Editor at BT Powerhouse, a Big Ten Basketball blog
Yes, I am on twitter. If you have to ask, you're streets behind.
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Feb 14, 2012 11:44 AM EST up reply actions
Actually, he has become Fran.
the destroyer of programs.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 14, 2012 11:45 AM EST up reply actions
You wrote and underlined his contract?
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Feb 14, 2012 11:49 AM EST up reply actions
No. Bill Byrne wrote it.
I keep it. For sentimental value.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 14, 2012 11:51 AM EST up reply actions
Problem:
where will he find people to subscribe to a newsletter full of secret information?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
If he were, he might actually (a) build a decent offensive line and (b) win more than two fucking games.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
That would require winning the conference and running up the score on Duke
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
This interpretive dance will express my feelings
upon hearing that WfnVU to the B12 is finally a done deal.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 14, 2012 11:39 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
BTW, you guys got robbed in the Louisville game
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 14, 2012 1:00 PM EST up reply actions
And the Syracuse game
And the Baylor game
And the ND game. Nah, we lost that one on our own.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 14, 2012 1:07 PM EST up reply actions
Unpossiblous.
The refs could not have robbed you in the Syracuse game, because they always rob Syracuse as punishment for their style of play. Fortunately, the ACC will provide completely fair and even-handed officiating.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 14, 2012 1:09 PM EST up reply actions
My young padawan....
Whenever Jay Bilas has anything nice to say about a Bob Huggins team, you know it’s because the offense was so outrageously egregious. Jay said the refs robbed us for the Syracuse game.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 14, 2012 1:17 PM EST up reply actions
I know you guys got jobbed.
Wuz snarking about Nick’s conspiracy theory.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 14, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions
You're absolutely right.....
Syracuse is sure to get fair treatment from ACC refs, particularly when playing UNC or Duke.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 14, 2012 1:35 PM EST up reply actions
/foul on Duke's opponent
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Given how your season's been going, and how ours has been
Even if they hadn’t blown that goal-tending call, we would have scored in the last six seconds anyway. True?
Possibly.
And if not you might have won in OT anyway. But that’s no excuse for the refs fucking up that badly.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I saw the end of the Syracuse game with my three boys while having lunch after playing some pool
Now I absolutely suck at squeakyfoul. In my playing days I blatantly both charged and blocked, without ever really understanding what I was doing wrong. I couldn’t remember which was my pivot foot when I stopped, and if I was playing guard or forward.
THAT BEING SAID
At that last shot I said, “I’d swear that was goalltending. It sure looked like the ball was above the cylinder of the hoop when the Syracuse guy knocked it away.”
/watched the WVU bench screaming and jumping up and down
//no points go up for WVU
///oh well, guess it wasn’t goaltending
////come in here and witness the firestorm of RAEG about the officiating on that shot
////realizes basketball skills are still just as bad as ever
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 14, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions
Stop being a dick, Randy Edsall. It’s gonna kill your tenure at Maryland before it even really starts.
ESPN’s Joe Schad reports the Maryland Terrapins have hired Randy Edsall as their head coach.
Author at Acme Packing Company, a Green Bay Packers blog, and Editor at BT Powerhouse, a Big Ten Basketball blog
Yes, I am on twitter. If you have to ask, you're streets behind.
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Feb 14, 2012 11:40 AM EST reply actions
Thank COTG, I was afraid we were recruiting a younger brother.
Because THAT always works well.
Free at last!
The Acho brothers are exceptional in every way.
Damn proud to have them as representatives of my University.
Free at last!
They are Acho, Acho men.
I want to be and Acho, man.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 14, 2012 11:49 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
funny you should mention them on this auspicious day
Sam wanted to date my girlfriend. Tried getting her box seats at games, etc. I won! Therefore, I’m better than NFL players.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 14, 2012 12:05 PM EST up reply actions
/signs a Clausen
//signs a Clausen
///signs a Clausen
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 14, 2012 11:48 AM EST up reply actions
HISS...
/sighs
/kicks dirt
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
ALL THE PUNTS?
ALL. THE. PUNTS.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 14, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions
Sure it does
Yes: Quentin Jammer, Quandre Diggs ; Jordan Shipley, Jaxon ; Sam Acho, Emmanual
No: Colt, Case ?
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
it works well
when the younger brother isn’t a more spastic version of Screech
"If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting."
by RedmondLonghorn on Feb 14, 2012 12:10 PM EST up reply actions
Just get Okafor to shove him into a locker over night.
Worked back at Bayside.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Feb 14, 2012 12:14 PM EST up reply actions
Case might not be Colt
…but his last-minute DERPDERPDERP through the A&M defense earned him a spot in the Unexpected Achievements From A Mediocre Quarterback wing of Texas football lore, right next to Peter Gardere’s four wins in a row vs. OU and James Brown’s 1996 Big XII Championship Game.
Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
by Cocky Bovine on Feb 14, 2012 2:58 PM EST up reply actions
Livin' with a hernia?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 3:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I remember that
I also liked cheering “four more years” with the rest of the Texas fans at the Cotton Bowl in ’92.
/attended UT from ‘89 to ’94
//doesn’t have many good football memories from those years
Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
by Cocky Bovine on Feb 14, 2012 3:09 PM EST up reply actions
/Mackovic'd, I believe, right?
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Feb 14, 2012 3:11 PM EST up reply actions
David McWilliams for the first part
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 14, 2012 3:12 PM EST up reply actions
SHOCK THE WORLD
GET ANNIHILATED BY MIAMI LIKE EVERYONE THOUGHT
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 14, 2012 3:11 PM EST up reply actions
When I knew that game was going to be a shitstorm
Miami receives opening kickoff, gets a bunch of personal foul penalties on opening play, and starts 1st drive with 1st and 45.
They converted the first down.
Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
by Cocky Bovine on Feb 14, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions
I just looked it up because I wanted my traumatic memories to be accurate
Two deadball personal foul penalties before first play, 1st-and-40 for Miami, which they converted.
Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
by Cocky Bovine on Feb 14, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions
/Bauserman gives Valentines to random people in the stands.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
by allicolls on Feb 14, 2012 11:45 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Ryan Tannehill didn't quite finish his.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Feb 14, 2012 11:48 AM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Part of me wants to believe Sherman fed his players Church's Chicken at halftime
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
FIFY
Here you go. One whole half chicken
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 14, 2012 11:55 AM EST up reply actions
Four fried chickens and a Coke.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
by SpartanDan on Feb 14, 2012 11:56 AM EST up reply actions 9 recs
We got two honkies out there dressed like hasidic diamond merchants
by kizzak on Feb 14, 2012 12:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Jake! Elwood!
/Aretha sings like only Aretha can
I have that movie saved on my DVR…might watch it again tonight before Justified
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
There's never a bad time to watch that movie
which is also why I became an insta fan of white collar in the first episode when they put on Sam & Dave
/shakes tailfeather
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I miss the days the Braves played this after home runs
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 2:42 PM EST up reply actions
halfalivechicken
Augustus Baldwin Longstreet’d
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 14, 2012 12:07 PM EST up reply actions
WELL ITELLYEWWUT, DERKTER Norris CAMPANCHO.
Happy BALANCETIMES DAY frum one Aggie
/presents flowers to cameraman
//stares
///eats flowers
to anuthur.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 14, 2012 11:52 AM EST up reply actions 17 recs
/eats flowers
//waters chocolates
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
by allicolls on Feb 14, 2012 12:12 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
BALANCETIMES DAY may be the best Footbaw Bob phrase ever.
THEY LIKE MARIJUANA TO SMOKE AND ALTER THEIR MINDSET AND THINGS. -Dr. Norris Camacho
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 14, 2012 1:49 PM EST up reply actions
God hes such a shitbiscuit
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
by Irishjugg on Feb 14, 2012 2:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
1. March 70 yards with ease in normal shotgun formations.
2. Reach 15 yard line.
3. RARR POWAR FOOTBAW
4. Fumble.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 14, 2012 2:29 PM EST up reply actions
I've been on the Avelox for 3 days
I barely feel any better, the fatigue is worse, I can barely breathe while doing anything halfway physical (like walk from one room to the other) and I’ve had no appetite for 3 days.
This can’t be good.
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
That's pretty much how it works. It takes time to work, and you feel worse in the meantime.
Back in high school I got sick and lost 25 pounds after spending a couple of weeks subsisting on nothing but chicken soup and codeine.
by Mango Stasi on Feb 14, 2012 11:47 AM EST up reply actions
This thing is supposed to be working or lessening symptoms by now, if it's not my doctor said that's not good
But I want to wait to see the x-ray results.
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Feb 14, 2012 11:51 AM EST up reply actions
It was reds, vitamin C and cocaine for me.
Was I sick? No, why would you ask?
/it was just the ’70s, man
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 14, 2012 11:54 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
You don't mean Communists, do you 'eer?
by Nigel_T on Feb 14, 2012 11:55 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You do own a pair of rubber gloves, don't you Mr. Nugent?
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Feb 14, 2012 11:57 AM EST up reply actions
All a friend can say is, ain't it a shame?
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Feb 14, 2012 11:55 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
THIS MAN
He got it.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 14, 2012 11:56 AM EST up reply actions
Bleh.
I had what the doctor called “walking pneumonia” in junior high (not sure whether that just means it was a significantly less severe version or what). Took about four days for me to not feel like shit.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
one quick awwwwww moment I thought y'all would appreciate
My girlfriend gave me a crossword puzzle for valentine’s day. Among other answers, there’s “Longhorns,” “Hokies,” “David Wilson” (“who is the one person you would leave me for?”), and “Clemson” (“something you hate”)
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 14, 2012 11:49 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
There's a pretty good online program for this.
My kids used to use it to make crosswords with their weekly spelling list as one of their activities.
http://edhelper.com/crossword.htm
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I'm sorry...
The answer we were looking for was “something you fuck”
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 14, 2012 11:50 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
maybe she made it in class, since she's a teacher.
But after nurses teachers are the craziest women I know.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 14, 2012 11:51 AM EST up reply actions
Hot teachers?
Also, something you fuck.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 14, 2012 11:53 AM EST up reply actions
GImme something to write on, man!
Also, if y’all haven’t heard the Roth dry vocal for Runnin’ with the Devil on YouTube, you should check it out ASAP. It’s awesome.
by Nick's Hat Band on Feb 14, 2012 11:57 AM EST up reply actions
Not all of us crazies are women...
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Dancers dispute this mightily
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I have my "boquet" ready to go
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 12:09 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
Oh, goody.
Bryan Fischer is already fixating on the fact that UT and TAMU both have 11/17 open dates.
Free at last!
From last year
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
by wahoocrew on Feb 14, 2012 11:55 AM EST reply actions 2 recs
Also, Happy Valentine's Day?
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
by btcoop71 on Feb 14, 2012 12:00 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
That cannot be real.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Nothing says I Love You quite like
planning out where you’re going to plant her.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 14, 2012 12:10 PM EST up reply actions
Well, I'm certainly planning on doing some sowing tonight
But hopefully nothing takes root.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 14, 2012 12:49 PM EST up reply actions
I heard an ad very similar to this on the radio over the weekend.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Feb 14, 2012 12:21 PM EST up reply actions
I used to love her.
But I had to kill her.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 14, 2012 12:57 PM EST up reply actions
/Axl plans funeral for threeve years
//finally releases pefect funeral plan
///nobody attends
Free at last!
She wore red dresses
but now she lay dead.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Feb 14, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions
Delia, oh Delia, Delia all my life
If I hadn’t a shot poor Delia, I’d a had her for my wife.
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
by Tuco on Feb 14, 2012 3:34 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
When this team hits 70 points...
you’re gonna see some serious shit…
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 14, 2012 12:03 PM EST up reply actions 12 recs
But, you always need Country Roads to get back home....
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 14, 2012 12:22 PM EST up reply actions
Home that is only home because it fit the cadence of the song though.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 12:27 PM EST up reply actions
No, home because no matter how long I'll live here in Souf Kahlina...
West By God Virginia is my true home.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 14, 2012 12:29 PM EST up reply actions
But Virginia is supposed to be home it's them damn syllables getting in the way.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 12:34 PM EST up reply actions
I've heard that the couple who wrote the song says it's really about the western counties of VA....
but, garramit, we appropriated it for ourselves as soon as it was released.
It’s ours and you’ll have to pry it out of our cold dead hands.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 14, 2012 12:52 PM EST up reply actions
Also the original words were "Rocky Top Western NC"
but nobody thought that sounded good
(Complete fabrication)
by ItsComplicated on Feb 14, 2012 12:54 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Tell me where the Shenendoah is in WV, and I'll let you keep it.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 1:17 PM EST up reply actions
About a mile of it at Harpers Ferry.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 14, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions
More than that.
It runs within WV for the entire width of the end of the panhandle.
The Wiki (Varsity Pride) -- The Blog (Those Other Guys) -- The Twitter
Contributor at Bring on the Cats, SBNation's Kansas State blog
EDSBS Censor Librorum Promulgatio Media
I see some others beat me....
The Shenandoah (proper spelling) runs a little over 20 miles through Jefferson County, WV and has these tributaries that rise in WV.
Hog Run
Long Marsh Run
Bullskin Run
Evitts Run
Forge Run
Cattail Run
Flowing Springs Run
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 14, 2012 1:29 PM EST up reply actions
I would like to thank the Big 12 committee
for not making Iowa State play on December 1.
These schedules may be too late for me regarding my vacation calendar, but hey, they’re out before summer, so that’s good, right?
Now, please, do not just reverse the home/away next year. A&M and Missouri have given us a chance to fix that lapse in judgment. Don’t screw it up.
Apparently Kate Upton is the Grand Marshall for the Daytona 500
I guess DANICA DANICA DANICA DANICA DANICA DANICA DANICA DANICA posing for the SI Swimsuit Issue all those years wasn’t enough for NASCAR
Twitter: RyanMcD29
I'll be in my bun... dammit... didn't make it.
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Feb 14, 2012 1:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Am I the only one sick of excessive airbrushing?
The girl is attractive, no need for all that
by ItsComplicated on Feb 14, 2012 1:27 PM EST up reply actions
yeah either this picture has been altered
or that girl’s a manequin
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Feb 14, 2012 2:01 PM EST up reply actions
I dont know what this is exactly...but it blows my mind
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 12:04 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
This has to be Teen Titans work
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Greg Lloyd, Andy Russell, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene, Andre Reed and Jerry Kramer
"Clemson should've stopped turning the ball over" Dana Holgorsen when asked about running up the score in the Orange Bowl
by WVPiratesfan on Feb 14, 2012 12:04 PM EST up reply actions
Maybe its from "The Dark Knight Rises"
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 12:05 PM EST up reply actions
the original cartoon was of the Dark Knight eating a hotdog
farking to teh extreme
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Feb 14, 2012 12:07 PM EST up reply actions
what's that Val?
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Feb 14, 2012 12:09 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Damn Kilmer, you went all porkasuarus on us....
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 14, 2012 12:17 PM EST up reply actions
There is only one true Batman
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
Kevin Conroy.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 14, 2012 2:00 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Seriously, likely the best, you're right.
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
Yes this.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 2:02 PM EST up reply actions
Want to do something special for your woman on Valentine's day?
Per CBS you should examine yourself for testicular cancer. Worst line of the whole ad: Why giver her diamonds when you can give her the family jewels?
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 14, 2012 12:09 PM EST reply actions
You should also get checked out for prostate cancer.
Instead of giving her those poop-diamonds from Jared.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
.....i never saw that.
now i can’t unsee.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 14, 2012 12:18 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
We're really good a pattern recognition....
Particularly, when the patterns are about something we find pleasurable.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 14, 2012 12:21 PM EST up reply actions
/Ethan Suplee trying to see sailboat
The Wiki (Varsity Pride) -- The Blog (Those Other Guys) -- The Twitter
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by jonfmorse on Feb 14, 2012 1:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/sees Abe Lincoln on a personal watercraft instead
by Mango Stasi on Feb 14, 2012 1:16 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
another michigan person on here once said the engineering campus bell tower resembles a penis.
goddamn all y’all
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 14, 2012 12:21 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
You can always read into these things.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 14, 2012 12:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Goddammit Dr. Quinn.
Why can’t you just be content with being a medicine woman?
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Or precognitive jailbait?
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 14, 2012 12:20 PM EST up reply actions
For all those die-hard "Touched By An Angel" fans.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 14, 2012 12:59 PM EST up reply actions
It's not even boobs and butts
It’s just ballsacks all the way down
by Synaesthesia on Feb 14, 2012 2:29 PM EST up reply actions
Soo...
SWC:BigXII::Arkansas:West Virginia
do I have that right?
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
THE Oscar Whiskey
Wait, I meant SWC:Arkansas::BigXII:West Virginia
fuck, am I still drunk?
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
THE Oscar Whiskey
by Oscar Whiskey on Feb 14, 2012 12:10 PM EST up reply actions
Wow, I can see the exact moment his heart breaks.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 14, 2012 12:59 PM EST up reply actions
2k sports=winner
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X22lzaE9KeM&feature=player_embedded
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
by skywaker9 on Feb 14, 2012 12:38 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
MVP Baseball 2004/5 >>>>>>>>>MLB The Show
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 2:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
RBI Baseball Uber Alles
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
"Bicycle is new poverty mule. " - Spencer Prokhorov
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 14, 2012 2:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I had Ken Griffey's slugfest for N64
I also miss the “MLB Slugfest” games where there would be a brawl like 10 times a game; Triple Play Baseball as well
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 2:51 PM EST up reply actions
I agree with Assman
MVP2005 was the best baseball game ever, hands down.
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
^^^^^^
this!
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GTHTSUN
"Bicycle is new poverty mule. " - Spencer Prokhorov
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 14, 2012 2:56 PM EST up reply actions
/quizzical look
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 14, 2012 3:05 PM EST up reply actions
just going for the trump "old baseball simulation game"
/never actually played Strat-O-Matic
//made up own game that only requires one die instead
APBA Sports
Still have the old man’s baseball, football and golf in the attic.
I've got it.
The Hank Aaron did it with the bat in the Atlanta-Fulton County Stadium.
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Feb 14, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You sank my Battleship?
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Feb 14, 2012 3:12 PM EST up reply actions
Pretty sneaky sis.
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
by Tuco on Feb 14, 2012 3:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
yup
damn shame its ps3 exclusive
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 14, 2012 2:48 PM EST up reply actions
GUYZ GUYZ OMG
GRANTLAND WUZ RIGHT FOOTBAW IS DYING.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 14, 2012 12:49 PM EST reply actions
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE THAT RUINS THE SANCTITY OF ACADEM...
…
/chokes on own farts
by Mango Stasi on Feb 14, 2012 12:51 PM EST up reply actions
HOLY CRAWSS IS GONNA STOMP ALL THOSE QUEE-AHS
"You gotta be like John Wayne: you don't take no shit off fools, an' you judge a person by what's in 'em, not how they look. An' you do the right thing. You gotta be one of the good guys, son, 'cause there's way too many of the bad."
/ Lehigh puts up 70
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Whomever controls the Fordam Rams, controls the NYC television market.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 14, 2012 1:07 PM EST up reply actions
WOOOOOOO
1. Has jerb interview on Thursday
2. Begins different medium-term position on Friday at the latest
3. Learned some Russian pronouns last night (The MORA YOU KNOW)
4. Wings go for NHL record tonight
5. Michigan still in B1G squeakyfouls race and we get Ohio at home Saturday
6. Michigan still in CCHA stickypuck race and we get the NMU Fightin’ Goalie-Runners at Yost
7. Michigan not only masters of brunette-fu but have allied with the blondez as well
All of the above =
by MGoEcon on Feb 14, 2012 1:01 PM EST reply actions 15 recs
I got out of my bunk just so I could get back in it
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Feb 14, 2012 1:05 PM EST up reply actions
Remember what DevilGrad says- the Bobcats must be destroyed!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
That's not a thing that belongs on the computers in class
Clickclickclickclick (It’s very nice, but still.)
"You gotta be like John Wayne: you don't take no shit off fools, an' you judge a person by what's in 'em, not how they look. An' you do the right thing. You gotta be one of the good guys, son, 'cause there's way too many of the bad."
I live in fear of what they're going to do to NFL uniforms.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 14, 2012 1:03 PM EST up reply actions
Hey now, Ms. Richardson's 1st grade class worked hard on that design.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 14, 2012 1:04 PM EST up reply actions
Football shirt culture?
….
wut.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 14, 2012 1:04 PM EST up reply actions
It's the agar they use to grow the colored bacteria that stains their shirts all the colors duke
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions
Adidas sez NEEDS MOAR DENIM
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
Try 1994
THEY LIKE MARIJUANA TO SMOKE AND ALTER THEIR MINDSET AND THINGS. -Dr. Norris Camacho
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 14, 2012 1:58 PM EST up reply actions
"1994: the Year of the Moo-Lay"
(thass Franch fo Mullet)
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GTHTSUN
"Bicycle is new poverty mule. " - Spencer Prokhorov
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 14, 2012 2:10 PM EST up reply actions
Was thinking Floida in a picture.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 2:02 PM EST up reply actions
Nah, the skin isn't leathery enough.
My anti-drug is football, because sometimes it is a better hallucinogen than anything you can get at Burning Man. - Spencer Hall 9/28/11
by car.full.of.midgets on Feb 14, 2012 2:08 PM EST up reply actions
Almost 20 years later
And I still maintain great passion in despising these jerseys.
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 14, 2012 2:28 PM EST up reply actions
I thought that was supposed to be red.
Could be bad picture quality.
Anyway, I’m not a fan of the real elaborate jerseys. Solid color just looks better.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
? #ValentinesAtPurdue
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Feb 14, 2012 1:14 PM EST reply actions
Did anyone else miss this?
While making fun of Randy Edsall with my dad, he brought this up……
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edsel the Ford Edsel, "The name “Edsel” has since become synonymous with failure."
The comments alone are worth the read:
“the wrong car at the wrong time.”
“The aim was right, but the target moved”
“Since the Edsel program was such a debacle, it gave marketers a vivid illustration of how not to market a product.”
Mike Wise's column in the Post today started by stating that Testudo was going to transfer to the Galapagos Islands.
Wise isn’t my favorite read, but that was a nice shot.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
HAPPY CHAMPIONS LEAGUE DAY EVERYONE!
I’ll leave this here:
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
not long now before kick-off
I should probably go grab something consumable while home due to sickness
Today, school was like this
I’m not the one holding the bat.
"You gotta be like John Wayne: you don't take no shit off fools, an' you judge a person by what's in 'em, not how they look. An' you do the right thing. You gotta be one of the good guys, son, 'cause there's way too many of the bad."
That kid hung in there for a second like a champ.
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Feb 14, 2012 1:32 PM EST up reply actions
It looks like hes getting right back up too
Ill bet dollars to donuts kid with bat is dead in a ditch somewhere while kid with glove is saying “who, nah never seen him before”
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
that child is a stone cold badass
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 14, 2012 2:41 PM EST up reply actions
Word to the wise: never try to punch someone who has a two-foot longer reach than you.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
How did you get footage of me in the office today?
I’m also the kid with the mitt.
Sigh.
One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov
...
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Feb 14, 2012 1:32 PM EST reply actions 10 recs
BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
The Wiki (Varsity Pride) -- The Blog (Those Other Guys) -- The Twitter
Contributor at Bring on the Cats, SBNation's Kansas State blog
EDSBS Censor Librorum Promulgatio Media
It may be sacrilege here
but I hate Corgis. Just because it was a Corgi mutt (too big to be purebred) what up and bit me on the leg when I was running a few months back. It’s always the little ones you don’t take seriously.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 14, 2012 1:35 PM EST up reply actions
YES I WILL MR CORGI!
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Catchphrase!
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 14, 2012 1:40 PM EST up reply actions
Are you having a REAL GOOD TIME?
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Update:
Starting to have a real stomach ache time.
wtf is in this shit?
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
Dr. Pepper 10 is like crystal meth in a can!
Dr. Pepper 10 is crystal meth in a can!
Dr. Pepper 10 is crystal meth!
"You gotta be like John Wayne: you don't take no shit off fools, an' you judge a person by what's in 'em, not how they look. An' you do the right thing. You gotta be one of the good guys, son, 'cause there's way too many of the bad."
But only Jooky is a party in a can.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 1:55 PM EST up reply actions
Sounds like the 4,382 stories I've read/heard about Four Loko fall semester of sophomore year
Most popular story of choice by broadcast journalism and newspaper majors at Newhouse, only to get topped by Occupy __________ this past Fall
Twitter: RyanMcD29
Extensive firsthand experience with Four Loko.
Its effects were overrated.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, I didn't find it that out of control
I guess cause I just had one and it was my usual drinking for the night (around 4 beers) so…
Twitter: RyanMcD29
Really? Makes me want to do backflips
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
by Irishjugg on Feb 14, 2012 2:06 PM EST up reply actions 12 recs
Pssh, you think that makes you manly.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
That sure was fun.
I just took Mrs. OHokie in for an EGD. They called me in, showed me some scary looking pictures, and said they found a growth in her stomach they needed to biopsy.
That’s when I noticed the name & age listed on the paperwork wasn’t hers.
You can't piss on hospitality!
Sounds like you need the McCarney cure, STAT.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I am glad invading Cuba made Roosevelt feel so much better.
Google's homepage celebrates too much shit.
Cigars, Daquaris, beaches.
Sure, why not.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 14, 2012 2:00 PM EST up reply actions
You can keep the Daquaris
but you might have a point on the last two.
Google's homepage celebrates too much shit.
What is best in life?
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 14, 2012 2:10 PM EST up reply actions
Arnold's favorite conference?
Mac.
Mac. Mac.
Mac!
MAC! MAC!
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 14, 2012 2:13 PM EST up reply actions
Spirited discussion on BBQ, Chick-Fil-A, conference realignment, and blanx feeding procedures all before 2pm
I need a drink
Sposed to be SEC
Her Honor prefers her opinions to be issued free of bourbon and failed culinary experiment stains
Sposed to be SEC
You call your wife "Her Honor"? Kinky...
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 14, 2012 2:16 PM EST up reply actions
Reminds me of an old rhyme
She offered her honor
I honored her offer
And all night long
I was honor and offer.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Feb 14, 2012 2:17 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
Have a Dr. Pepper 10!
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
by Irishjugg on Feb 14, 2012 2:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Westminster prize-winning cake
No photos yet for the Norwich terriers.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Feb 14, 2012 2:20 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
That is very good-looking cake.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Complete results for cake
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
The tailless cake is quite attractive as well.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Support staff.
Is supposed to be supportive, no? Not a fucking hindrance to getting things done, right? Asking for a friend.
One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov
That is the general idea, yes.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
THEN I KNOW SOME PEOPLE DOING IT WRONG.
One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov
You still on the hunt for a good assistant?
There’s got to be someone here that can at least fake his or her way through it.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
Yeah, but you'd have to be regenerative, like a starfish
else you’d be unable to work after a short while, due to lost limbs from blanx attacks
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Don't fuck up,
don’t lose a limb. Seems easy enough.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
Since paralegaling sounds like a lucky result for me at this point
That might not be the worst resume fodder
Sposed to be SEC
The rules are tough, but fair.
One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov
Well, yes, in theory.
I know I’d lose a couple limbs just for being a Buckeye fan, though. Plus, you have to live in Detroit
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
LONG STORY.
I have several parts of assistants, but my Frankenstein-like powers are not complete.
One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov
. No. Be of good cheer. If science teaches us anything, it teaches us to accept our failures, as well as our successes, with quiet dignity and grace.
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those that understand binary and those that don't.
by Old Coder on Feb 14, 2012 2:41 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I'm still trying to splice together a competent staff.
One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov
by blanx73 on Feb 14, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
don't be afraid to use monkey parts
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 14, 2012 2:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Son of a bitch!
Bastard! I’ll get you for this! What did you do to me? What did you do to me.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
by DrBundy on Feb 14, 2012 2:45 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Quiet dignity and grace
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those that understand binary and those that don't.
by Old Coder on Feb 14, 2012 2:46 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I DO NOT WANT TO LIVE.
One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov
by blanx73 on Feb 14, 2012 2:48 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Oh, mama
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
by DrBundy on Feb 14, 2012 2:55 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Rec's all around.
Woof.
One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov
Recs to all of them
I only wish I didn’t have a class when it was going on, so I could have joined in
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
He's going to be very popular
/ok I’ll stop
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those that understand binary and those that don't.
Only if you can make the administration administrate at my job-
No, I don’t want to have an hour long discussion about what our policy for exactly how out of dress code someone must be before they get sent home- just tell me the rule, and tell me how you want it enforced.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Happy Valentine's Day, Curious Index
by Synaesthesia on Feb 14, 2012 2:30 PM EST reply actions 17 recs
Isn't that the "catch" that was ruled out of bounds after review?
/that’s the joke.jpg?
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 14, 2012 2:42 PM EST up reply actions
Led by our friend Glasses McFuckface
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions
They have trouble with catches sometimes.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 14, 2012 2:49 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Was so so pissed about this
Good friend, wanted to celebrate the catch of the year with him, but NOOOOOOO
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
I just got freshly angry looking at that
particulary because OURECOVERED THE DAMNED BALL!
I’m getting over it, and only twitch occasionally now.
by TwoPalePonies on Feb 14, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, Oregon University did recover the ball.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 3:48 PM EST up reply actions
I would go find the picture of the spot before the Bush Push
but the NCAA has informed me that that game never happened.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 14, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Also, Happy Valentine's Day
See attached.
http://chrisbishop.com/forums/b3s/GOTvalentines.jpg
One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov
by blanx73 on Feb 14, 2012 2:31 PM EST reply actions 24 recs
RECS ARE COMING.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 14, 2012 2:34 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
The second sheet of stamps is all Freys
This was a great idea...I'm currently at 240 and will not stop until I'm at 200. Remind me of this.
by Go Big Rev on Feb 14, 2012 2:39 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
All named Walder or Walda.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
And Happy Valentine's to you, you fearful smelly thing, you.
This was a great idea...I'm currently at 240 and will not stop until I'm at 200. Remind me of this.
by Go Big Rev on Feb 14, 2012 2:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
(Except that one time. But that was during a war, dammit.)
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by vineyarddawg on Feb 14, 2012 2:47 PM EST up reply actions
Ah, Estates class.
Or, “Southerners Trying to do Weird Shit With Property.”
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 14, 2012 2:34 PM EST reply actions
Aggy?
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by CoastalCowbell on Feb 14, 2012 2:35 PM EST up reply actions
You can't blame us entirely.
It started with “Europeans Trying to do Weird Shit With Property.” Or haven’t you watched Downton Abbey?
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/Ole Miss is defeatist
//Ole Miss is middle class
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There's a difference between "defeatist" and "knowing when to play to your strengths."
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'From now on, we shall keep score by sundresses'
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
It won't help, Alabama will claim that title too.
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
Even better, Alabama will try to win it legitimately
thereby leading to a massive run on sundresses (even by the male Tide contingent), which will kickstart the economy and SAVE US ALL FROM DOOM.
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/Auburn pays 180,001 for the world's best sundress
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
//tOSU players trade old sundresses for tramp stamps
//Urban Meyer suspends players for first quarter of next year’s April Spring game
Hm. Lyon-APOEL or Leverkusen-Barcelona?
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
(Sings "Leverkusen Uber Alles")
/too soon?
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by vineyarddawg on Feb 14, 2012 2:39 PM EST up reply actions
ILS SONT LES MEILLURS
Sie sind die Besten!
These are the champions!
Die Meister
Die Besten
Les grandes équipes
The champions!
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by vineyarddawg on Feb 14, 2012 2:36 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
So the dancing gif from yesterday has been improved a bit
by kizzak on Feb 14, 2012 2:48 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
Needs moar cowbell
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Some days, it seems like there isn't enough coffee.
Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
Need to blur the bongos
So they don’t stand out so much.
Awesome effort.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 14, 2012 3:04 PM EST up reply actions
WfnVU Big XII schedule announced
All game times TBA, of course. Here it is in all its glory:
1 Sep. Marshall
bye
15 Sep. James Madison @ FedEx Field, Landover, MD
22 Sep. Maryland
29 Sep. Baylor
6 Oct. @ Texas
13 Oct. @ Texas Tech
20 Oct. Kansas St
bye
3 Nov. TCU
10 Nov. @ Oklahoma St
17 Nov. Oklahoma
24 Nov. @ Iowa St.
1 Dec. Kansas
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 14, 2012 3:03 PM EST reply actions
Oh, Charles.
You gon’ die.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 14, 2012 3:04 PM EST up reply actions
And then they get to play their arch-rivals, Pittsburgh.
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by jonfmorse on Feb 14, 2012 3:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
In fact, we need to make it official:
WVU-Texas Tech is now “The Backyard Brawl”.
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by jonfmorse on Feb 14, 2012 3:08 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
YAIS
Eat pecker, Tech?
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 14, 2012 3:10 PM EST up reply actions
NAY, NAY, A THOUSAND TIMES NAY!
Pitt is, and always will be, the great and hated rival.
They may not be on next year’s schedule, but they will return.
We will make new rivals in our new home when they come, there is no need to force anything.
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 14, 2012 4:35 PM EST up reply actions
LUBBOCK IS THE PITTSBURGH OF WEST TEXAS.
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by jonfmorse on Feb 14, 2012 4:38 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
LOL @ back to back games at Texas and Texas Tech.
Might as well set up a remote campus in Dallas for the week in-between.
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by vineyarddawg on Feb 14, 2012 3:06 PM EST up reply actions
Allegedly.
This was a great idea...I'm currently at 240 and will not stop until I'm at 200. Remind me of this.
or one extra flag corps chick.
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by CoastalCowbell on Feb 14, 2012 3:08 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
/fat joke
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by vineyarddawg on Feb 14, 2012 3:09 PM EST up reply actions
Damn, I wanted Holgo after Leach left Tech...
This is going to be akward…the one that got away…
The chicken is involved but the pig is committed
by maddraven1716 on Feb 14, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions
I just love that the first Big XII visitors to Morgantown, WV
are the good god-fearing Baptists of Baylor.
Prepare for culture shock, y’all!
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 14, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, being confronted with thousands of Jersey girls will blow their minds.
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BABTISS DON' DO THAT YOU DIRTY CATHALICK
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Cathalick?
/drives to 1060 W. Addison to rough up the Blues Brothers
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half of the Big East would like to contact you about that
/not us though, we’ll be losing to Southern California that day
I see Pittsburgh is open
Works on two levels, what with the WVU-Pitt rivalry, and their joining the ACC the year after.
This is looking awfully nice, too
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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 14, 2012 3:12 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
That WVU Big XII schedule
is all Saturday games, too.
Farewell to Wed/Thurs/Fri night games. Yay!
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 14, 2012 3:22 PM EST reply actions
/consults 2012 schedule
//sees season opener is against Louisiana Tech on a Thursday in Shreveport
It’s okay though, because we’re in the SEC now, see?
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Feb 14, 2012 3:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Damn, son.
That’s a Mississippi State move, right there.
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by vineyarddawg on Feb 14, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions
There's a reason why Aggie jokes were invented
Soon, SEC fans will learn why from firsthand experience.
Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
by Cocky Bovine on Feb 14, 2012 3:51 PM EST up reply actions
we'll have to see.
if they lose, it will be a MSState move.
/h8uCrxxm
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by CoastalCowbell on Feb 14, 2012 3:56 PM EST up reply actions
We lost to Arkansas State at home.
It’s not un-possible.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Feb 14, 2012 4:07 PM EST up reply actions
Maybe there'll be another game on during yours.
not many folks saw LaTech beat Crxxm, b/c Clemson-Bama was on at the same time.
/embarrassing
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by CoastalCowbell on Feb 14, 2012 4:30 PM EST up reply actions
You know what else, 'eer?
Sometimes, they’ll even show your games on ABC so folks in the holler can see them.
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Actually, you're more likely to have cable or satellite in the holler
Actual, real, TV stations are few and far apart, and the mountains block the signal.
The Wheeling area had cable back in the early ‘60s, because otherwise we’d have only had channel 7 (Wheeling) and 9 (Weirton, WV/Steubenville, OH). An enterprising Zenith TV shop owner on Marshall St. in my home town of McMechen put a big antenna on top of the bluff overlooking the Ohio River (about 600’ above the valley floor), ran the wire to his shop, boosted the signal, and ran cable on the telephone poles to everyone in town who wanted it. We instantly went from two channels to six: 2, 4, 11 and PBS 13 from Pittsburgh, and the original 7 and 9.
That was high tech in 1965. Now just about everyone in the state has either cable or satellite TV. The joke used to be that the state flower was a dish antenna.
But yeah, it’ll be nice to be on the “real” networks now.
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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 14, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions
WAY TO RUIN A JOKE MAN
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I'm sorry
I was a little slow catching that.
/pushes glasses back up nose
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 14, 2012 3:55 PM EST up reply actions
YOUR JOKE DETECTION IS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 3:56 PM EST up reply actions
Although:
It occurs to me with the economy the way it is, maybe a lot of those dishus satelliticus are merely ornamental these days.
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No way
If you can’t go anywhere, and worse yet, there’s nowhere to go, you’ll find the money for your TV.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 14, 2012 4:01 PM EST up reply actions
TV and oxycotin
Amazing how many destitute people can afford both.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Feb 14, 2012 4:11 PM EST up reply actions
food & clothing . . .
not so much.
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Around here, the cable/satellite goes
before the interwebs.
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that's cause y'all know how to read
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Still wish the SEC had added ya
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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 14, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions
Speaking purely from the perspective of the ease of my travel.....
That would have been nice. Particularly since we would have landed in the SEC East.
However, the Slive-bot and your AD did not see the wisdom of that choice. You could say that…
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 14, 2012 4:27 PM EST up reply actions
Our AD was opposed to it?
I didn’t know that
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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 14, 2012 6:31 PM EST up reply actions
Looks like ya'll finally graduated from High School
and it only took, what, 20 years? Shit, that’s good for Wf’nV
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Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
You think you are all that
You’re a shark, you rule the ocean. You’re just swimming along, being all sharky and cool, just dominating your space. Then…
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/shark-snack-photo-shark-eating-another-shark-whole-2010
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Some days, it seems like there isn't enough coffee.
Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
wtf is that?
a wobbegong?
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Eathing a dogfish apparently.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 14, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
read the article
wobbegong eating another shark whole
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Some days, it seems like there isn't enough coffee.
Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
I've been listening to southern rap for the better part of 2 hours at work...
….not a fuck has been given yet.
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FIRED!
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Some days, it seems like there isn't enough coffee.
Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
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