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A FEW QUICK FACTS ABOUT CONFERENCE FACEBOOK

OH A NEW CONFERENCE YOU SAY

NAME: CONFERENCE FACEBOOK. It's not even tied into the IPO. There are just so many teams involved that SEO is literally the only way to get any news about the conference out WHITNEY HOUSTON PENIS ENLARGEMENT CAN MY DOG GET PREGNINT FROM CAT NAKED CAREY MULLIGAN. When sued by Facebook, will change its name to CONFERENCE BING, because no one will notice something named this.

SIZE: Everyone left. 18 to 24 teams in theory, but seriously this could just be 500 teams all fighting with blackjacks and shards of broken glass over a sack of $100 bills before it's over. EDIT: we hope it's 500 teams on a field at once fighting over a sack of $100 bills before it's over.

FORMED: Todayish.

OPENS FOR OPERATION: Launches in 2013.

POTENTIAL RIVALRY TROPHIES. Oh, the possibilities.

  • The Green Cowboy is the prize given to the winner of Tulane-Wyoming; it is a barn in the middle of the woods where Craig James is chained to a mechanical bull and force-fed clam chowder in between 10 minute riding sessions.
  • The winner of ECU-UNLV is awarded the Rebel Pirate Cutlass, which allows the bearer to throw all of Ron Zook's personal belongings into the ocean without liability.
  • The loser of Fresno State-UAB goes home with the FRESNOSTAB, which is just what it sounds like.
  • The Pit Boss is the trophy given to the winner of UNLV/Reno. His name is Anthony. Give him a job and don't ask questions. He needs Thursdays off to so some stuff for me. Don't ask about that neither.
  • Rice and New Mexico are waiting for this contract to expire in seven years so they can stop playing for the LOWLOBOS trophy.
  • Fresno State-Tulsa. The Golden [CENSORED BY YOUR WORK'S INTERNET FILTER]. Sure, it feels great for someone, but that doesn't mean you probably want to be photographed holding one in public. And Christ, does anybody really need one that big?
  • The Walleyed Drifter will be awarded to the victor of the Wyoming and Tulsa game. The Walleyed Drifter is an obese cat with vertigo. He is ADORABLY diabetic, and does not like children or men with hats on. Don't try to hold him over your head in victory. That's like a really bad idea.
  • UTEP-New Mexico - The Exploding Severed Human Head on a Turtle's Back
  • The Hawai'i - Marshall showdown, colloquially known as "Culture Shock," is actually a dance-off held in Key West during Fantasy Fest.
  • Through a series of complicated but FULLY LEGAL wagers, the winner of Air Force-Southern Miss determines whether the pH scale is taught in America's public schools.
  • UTEP and Tulane's rivalry trophy was shot fifteen times and dumped in a street or possibly a swamp. Suspects include "UTEP" or "Tulane." Depends on the schedule or the year, but it was definitely one of those two.
  • A VHS copy of The Langoliers will be given to the victor of the ECU/Hawai'i game.

WHAT YOU CAN READ BETWEEN THE LINES ABOUT THIS CONFERENCE: Helmets and pads will not be used in conference games, because we like that old school feel. Of course we're solvent! Just stop being such a dick and give us some gas money.

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You were really excited about that Fresno State- Tulsa trophy, weren't you?

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by Londonjoe on Feb 13, 2012 4:49 PM EST reply actions  

Awww, I liked it more when it was in there twice

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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 13, 2012 4:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Heh.

GET YOUR ASS TO MARS

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by Run Home Jack on Feb 13, 2012 4:55 PM EST up reply actions  

UAB was sorely disappointed

when they discovered they weren’t entering the same conference as Colorado, as the Blazers had some really choice ideas for rivalry trophies.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 13, 2012 4:51 PM EST reply actions  

/sigh

I can’t believe a Big 12 fan missed the obvious.

I can think of about 420 better ideas than buffalo dung.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 13, 2012 5:03 PM EST up reply actions  

COLORADO.

420.

Let’s get BLAZEd, man.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 13, 2012 5:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Spell it out for me?

"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 13, 2012 5:06 PM EST up reply actions  

QUIT STALKING ME YOU FREAK

Err, I mean, No, I have never, ever done such a thing.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 13, 2012 6:40 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

What?

Who are you?

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by jonfmorse on Feb 13, 2012 6:41 PM EST up reply actions  

You bake me a cake?

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by jonfmorse on Feb 13, 2012 6:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I did, but were out of cake.

So your choices are brownies…or death.

by Lucas Jackson on Feb 13, 2012 6:44 PM EST up reply actions  

preheat for pizza

orders chinese an hour later

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 13, 2012 6:43 PM EST up reply actions  

HOLY CRAP, AND I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME

The chicken is involved but the pig is committed

by maddraven1716 on Feb 13, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Rec'd entirely for that picture of Sting.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Feb 13, 2012 4:51 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

Don't turn your back on the Wolfpac

You might wind up in a body bag.*

*Results may vary on fall Saturdays in Raleigh

But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.

by Tuco on Feb 13, 2012 5:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Did someone say Raleigh?

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Handbags at dawn, sirrah.

by ChocolateCity on Feb 14, 2012 2:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Why don't you just call it "The Big East"?

Simpler that way/

West Virginia fans hate everybody. They remember every snub and joke and bit of snark. And they never forgive, and they never, ever forget. In other words, they're a lot like West Virginians in general.

by Kid Tenderloin on Feb 13, 2012 4:51 PM EST reply actions  

Man, the Big East can't even hold onto the title of

Weirdest Conference Geography for more than a couple weeks.

/KriegerSaysAw

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by Gator Cub on Feb 13, 2012 4:53 PM EST reply actions  

/Commissioner spends 30% of time mocking jay mariotti for some reason

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by saxattack29 on Feb 13, 2012 6:03 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

I see what you did there.

Also, their third season will be kind of disappointing.

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Feb 13, 2012 6:06 PM EST up reply actions  

this should be a much darker shade of green

"if they're still paying, you're still winning."
-my dad

by whiskey_soup on Feb 14, 2012 1:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Better yet, four-team scramble.

Alternating possessions.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 13, 2012 4:57 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Now you're talking.

Or it could be best ball.

Witty phrase.

by The Ugas Departed on Feb 13, 2012 5:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Hawaii-Tulsa-Rice-New Mexico

Final score: 147-84.

"The past is past. The future is now."

by Anfield89 on Feb 13, 2012 5:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Ahem:

GET YOUR ASS TO MARS

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by Run Home Jack on Feb 13, 2012 5:02 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Make it five teams each.

“ALL GAMES WILL NOW BE PLAYED IN PENTAGRAM-SHAPED STADIUMS.”

"The past is past. The future is now."

by Anfield89 on Feb 13, 2012 5:03 PM EST up reply actions  

/NDNation, BYU, has collective seizure

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by saxattack29 on Feb 13, 2012 6:04 PM EST up reply actions  

ask europe, they know

Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.

by touchdown H-town on Feb 13, 2012 5:03 PM EST up reply actions  

there were like 5 different pictures of this

as though there are people actually advocating this as a real thing.

Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.

by touchdown H-town on Feb 13, 2012 5:05 PM EST up reply actions  

If no one else is advocating it,

can I be the first? Because that looks like awesome television.

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by Gator Cub on Feb 13, 2012 5:20 PM EST up reply actions  

How do you keep score?

Fewest goals allowed, most scored, or net? (And do own goals count only against the scorer, so you can have a game end 0-0-(minus 1)?)

It would be highly entertaining, that’s for sure.

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by SpartanDan on Feb 13, 2012 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

That score results in 0-0-Negative-Q

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 13, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

isn't that australian rules football?

Shut Up! I must have my EDSBS and my bourbons!!

by Eddie Teach on Feb 14, 2012 11:04 AM EST up reply actions  

that was a real life practice drill. it's hard as hell when they throw like 15 balls in there hungry hippos style

four a side down to two a side.

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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
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by Londonjoe on Feb 13, 2012 5:05 PM EST up reply actions  

aaaah, for practice

makes much more sense

Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.

by touchdown H-town on Feb 13, 2012 5:06 PM EST up reply actions  

most of the time you put down a small square with small goals on each side and have three man teams

and then you put five balls in the middle

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 13, 2012 5:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Let's just replace it with "Calvinball" and be done with it.

Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.

by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Feb 13, 2012 5:40 PM EST up reply actions  

One unanswered questions

Will the logo be derived from Doctor Who again, or a different sci-fi series?

by Narrow Right on Feb 13, 2012 4:57 PM EST reply actions  

Like... dude... come on.

That was, like, the name the Borg gave Captain Picard when they, like, totally zombified him.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 13, 2012 6:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Your conference commissioner:

This was a great idea...I'm currently at 240 and will not stop until I'm at 200. Remind me of this.

by Go Big Rev on Feb 13, 2012 5:43 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Best part of that press release.

That the putatively alphabetized list of school names reads: "…University of Nevada, Reno, University of New Mexico, University of Nevada, Las Vegas…

"The past is past. The future is now."

by Anfield89 on Feb 13, 2012 4:59 PM EST reply actions  

UNR and UNLV are required to remain one state away from one another

due to a permanent restraining order.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 13, 2012 5:04 PM EST up reply actions  

That whole section of the teams list shall be pronounced as

“UNNNNNNNNNNNNNnnnnn”

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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 13, 2012 5:05 PM EST up reply actions  

"It's just one long prefix!"

"The past is past. The future is now."

by Anfield89 on Feb 13, 2012 5:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Woooo. Thank You Randy Edsall!

http://www.sbnation.com/ncaa-football/2012/2/13/2795627/danny-obrien-transfer-vanderbilt-randy-edsall/in/2549483

Don’t need Vandy getting any better

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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 13, 2012 5:02 PM EST reply actions  

Don't hate, you might be in the running for it

"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot

by Cap Town Cat on Feb 13, 2012 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

bitch please

"if they're still paying, you're still winning."
-my dad

by whiskey_soup on Feb 14, 2012 1:16 AM EST up reply actions  

How come Hawai'i only gets in on Football?

Rick Pitino too refuses to play basketball against Hawai’i too???

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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 13, 2012 5:05 PM EST reply actions  

That's Hawai'i's choice.

They didn’t want their basketball and non-revenue teams schlepping all over creation. They didn’t even want to go to Wyoming and Colorado State.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 13, 2012 5:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Commissioner Pitino is too buy trying to get Temple into "The Other Big East"

He hasn’t got time for this shit.

West Virginia fans hate everybody. They remember every snub and joke and bit of snark. And they never forgive, and they never, ever forget. In other words, they're a lot like West Virginians in general.

by Kid Tenderloin on Feb 13, 2012 5:08 PM EST up reply actions  

And pretty much his entire fanbase wants to go.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 13, 2012 5:09 PM EST up reply actions  

The rest of the State of KY? We don't care

But this is still funny http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0212/72591.html

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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 13, 2012 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

hey, time management's an important skill. not like we know anything about that.

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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 13, 2012 5:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I manage my time just fine, thank you.

/finished Big East section of wiki today

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by jonfmorse on Feb 13, 2012 5:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I manage my time very effectively.

/bills threeve hours spent on EDSBS

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Feb 13, 2012 5:11 PM EST up reply actions  

got an RR out. which means it's going to come back at 8 EST

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Feb 13, 2012 5:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Ya know what's sad?

I totally confused Conference USA with Big East…which is why I made the original post….

"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 13, 2012 5:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Because they know better?

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by jonfmorse on Feb 13, 2012 6:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Fans, yes. The school no.

The SEC schools w/in-state rivals seem pretty happy to keep those rivals out of the SEC. I imagine they’ll all stand together.

by ElRocco337 on Feb 13, 2012 6:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Them being in a real conference would lend them credibility

and we simply wont allow that

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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 13, 2012 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

/or Alabama

//or Tennessee

But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.

by Tuco on Feb 13, 2012 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

The SEC could always ask Missouri State to join.

That way the SEC controls all the TV markets in MO.

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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 6:57 PM EST up reply actions  

FTFY
That way the SEC controls all the TVs markets in MO.

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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 13, 2012 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Good name for the new conference: Conference All God's Creation

or

Conference Northern Western Hemisphere.

Looking forward to the revelation of Jordan Jefferson's Wonderlich "score"

by Slum C on Feb 13, 2012 5:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, they weren't excited about that.

Ironically, Hawai’i raised as much hell about the old 16-team WAC as anyone else (“TULSA? RICE? WHAT?”), but then got left in the dust by their old buddies.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 13, 2012 6:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I've been to Laramie and Fort Collins.

Aside from the New Belgium brewery, there’s little to recommend either.

by Albino Tornado on Feb 13, 2012 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Ahem...

You forgot the Library brewpub in Laramie, as well as O’Dell and Fort Collins Brewery.

Other than that, I agree

by COBlue on Feb 13, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

So, I've had ESPN on all day for no damn reason, and not paying attention

and now I’m torn.

I just realized I’m not watching Around the Horn.

And I just noticed that Bomani’s on today.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 13, 2012 5:09 PM EST reply actions  

Conference Headquarters?

I hear it’s tax-exempt.

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by Billy Gomila on Feb 13, 2012 5:15 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON(frence) Logo

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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 13, 2012 5:19 PM EST up reply actions  

.

I don’t think they can afford the rent for fort kick-ass.

Ron Prince is a god amongst men.

by KansasState on Feb 13, 2012 5:33 PM EST up reply actions  

This league will be so sad and poor

they’ll be forced to wear hand-me-down Pro Combat uniforms that BCS teams rejected and that kids from Africa also don’t want.

by Ardbeg on Feb 13, 2012 5:18 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Colorado State in seizure inducing rave-green and rave-highlighter yellow?

Yes. And sorority girls there will be in heaven god damnit

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by RyanMcD29 on Feb 13, 2012 5:23 PM EST up reply actions  

The addition of Nevada Reno is the biggest little mistake of someone's career.

But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.

by Tuco on Feb 13, 2012 5:25 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

On the other end of that phone...

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by Thomas Holzerman on Feb 13, 2012 5:27 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

Oh, I've BEEN to Prague.

Well, I haven’t “been to Prague” been to Prague, but I know that thing, that, “Stop shaving your armpits, read the Unbearable Lightness of Being, date a sculptor, now I know how bad American coffee is” thing…

by Dr. Norris Camacho on Feb 13, 2012 5:40 PM EST up reply actions  

And Dubstep?

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by saxattack29 on Feb 13, 2012 6:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Hello, yes this is Rog

*As a result of this thread, James Harrison has now been fined an additional $100K

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by Thomas Holzerman on Feb 13, 2012 5:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Hello, yes this is Balrog

But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.

by Tuco on Feb 13, 2012 6:57 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I think he'd fit in better with Paul Johnson at G. Tech.

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by saxattack29 on Feb 13, 2012 7:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Almost worth unreccing just so I can rec again.

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by PAK on Feb 13, 2012 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Hello, yes this is Cogswell Cogs

In the distance, the words “JETSONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN YOU’RE FIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRREED” can be heard

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by Thomas Holzerman on Feb 13, 2012 7:01 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

*tsk*

You kids.

George Jetson worked for Spacely Sprockets. His boss was Mr. Spacely.

Cogswell Cogs was his business arch-rival.

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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 13, 2012 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I know

Because if it was at Spacely Sprockets, Mr. Spacely would’ve been heard louder than in the distance.

In other words… JANE, STOP THIS CRAZY THING

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by Thomas Holzerman on Feb 13, 2012 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

The Jetsons had perhaps the greatest song intro of all cartoondom

Listen to the violins in that opener, and imagine having the sheet music for that put in front of you at the first session.

Original Jetsons Theme

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 13, 2012 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Hello, yes this is frogger

And Im in quite a predicament

Punting is winning.

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by Thomas Holzerman on Feb 13, 2012 7:05 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I just bid $3.77 for the conference media rights in perpetuity

Probably an over-pay.

West Virginia fans hate everybody. They remember every snub and joke and bit of snark. And they never forgive, and they never, ever forget. In other words, they're a lot like West Virginians in general.

by Kid Tenderloin on Feb 13, 2012 5:34 PM EST reply actions  

RULE AGAINST PERPETUITIES AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

Law student head ASPLODE.

"The past is past. The future is now."

by Anfield89 on Feb 13, 2012 5:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Perpetuity < 3 years in this case

Still an over-pay.

West Virginia fans hate everybody. They remember every snub and joke and bit of snark. And they never forgive, and they never, ever forget. In other words, they're a lot like West Virginians in general.

by Kid Tenderloin on Feb 13, 2012 5:37 PM EST up reply actions  

another idea

get all the non aq’s have them fight for a chance in a bcs aq, losers go the big east.

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 13, 2012 5:35 PM EST reply actions  

I would pay to watch someone on ecu pull a knife in 30 seconds

while memphis’s runningback is swinging a crowbar.

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 13, 2012 5:41 PM EST up reply actions  

No matter what happens

Boise State somehow ends up getting screwed out of this deal, even thought they aren’t in the conference.

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by skywaker9 on Feb 13, 2012 5:43 PM EST reply actions  

OT but ba ha ha ha ha ha
The latest player to find himself in this situation would be Washington State long snapper Zach Koepp. According to The Spokesman-Review, Koepp was arrested early Sunday morning and charged with obstructing a public servant.

What exactly does that mean?

Well, it means police were called to the Pi Kappa Alpha frat house at 12:31 am Sunday morning after a complaint that somebody was throwing rocks at the house. When police showed up on the scene, Koepp was there and fled. Unfortunately for Koepp, he’s a long snapper and not a more agile wide receiver. Which could explain why he slipped in the mud and hit his head on a metal grate covering a gas meter.

Though police did say that any injuries he suffered weren’t believed to be serious. However, it should be pointed out that Koepp suffered a concussion in Washington State’s game against Arizona State last season and missed the last two games of the season because of it.

So whether the injury happened in a comical fashion while evading police or not, it is somewhat concerning when a person with a concussion history hits their head on anything.

http://eye-on-collegefootball.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/24156338/34825175

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by skywaker9 on Feb 13, 2012 5:44 PM EST reply actions  

Althought the concussion part isn't funny

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by skywaker9 on Feb 13, 2012 5:44 PM EST up reply actions  

bonus points for being a longsnapper?

funny until he (seriously) hurt himself

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 13, 2012 5:45 PM EST up reply actions  

He should have done some cost-benefit analysis

The tiny chance of evading a minor fine was not worth the much more likely risk of getting a stiffer penalty for running.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 13, 2012 5:50 PM EST up reply actions  

As discussed, we'll never have I-A to I-AA relegation, but how about conference relegation?

Mountain West and Mountain Rest, 12 teams each. Top 4 of Rest go up, Bottom 4 of West go down, 2 conference championships, 2 champion bow tie-ins. After a couple years of filtering, I could see the champion of the upper league regularly contending for BCS bids.

by Ardbeg on Feb 13, 2012 5:46 PM EST reply actions  

I like it

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by skywaker9 on Feb 13, 2012 5:47 PM EST up reply actions  

True

All of a sudden, Colorado, UCLA, Arizona, WSU, Oregon State and ASU turned white.

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by skywaker9 on Feb 13, 2012 5:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Waaaaaait a minute

….Does the SEC get an exemption?

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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 13, 2012 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

SQUEEEEEEEE

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by jonfmorse on Feb 13, 2012 6:02 PM EST up reply actions  

O/U on hours before George Mason announces they're starting a football program?

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by jonfmorse on Feb 13, 2012 6:03 PM EST up reply actions  

/George Mason president Alan Merten shoves 2006 Final Four flag in Cowen's face and tells him to STFU

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by jonfmorse on Feb 13, 2012 6:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I just had to pick myself up off the floor.

Like, eleventy-threeve percent of GMU’s student body is from fucking Manassas. They show up on campus drunk.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 13, 2012 6:10 PM EST up reply actions  

FIFY

Like, eleventy-threeve percent of GMU’s student body is from fucking Manassas Bull Run. They show up on campus drunk.

by Mango Stasi on Feb 13, 2012 6:13 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

That's Yankee bullshit.

We have to fight now. And that’s not fair, because I’m not sure I can reach down far enough to hit you.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 13, 2012 6:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, thanks for reminding me. I CAN punt you.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 13, 2012 6:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Punting??

/Tom O’Brien looks up from his oatmeal

by Lucas Jackson on Feb 13, 2012 6:20 PM EST up reply actions  

//sells wooden nutmegs

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by saxattack29 on Feb 13, 2012 6:21 PM EST up reply actions  

He said Manassas.

That’s Osbourn HS, not Battlefield.

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by DevilGrad on Feb 13, 2012 6:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Lot of 'em actually went to Centreville.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 13, 2012 6:27 PM EST up reply actions  

My geography gets fuzzy over there.

Not my side of the river. What I do know from cross-state XC meets is that Brentsville and Chantilly have good teams, and Annandale has an unbelievable kid (~15:20 for 5K) whose dad was a 3:49 miler for Ethiopia before emigrating to the States.

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by DevilGrad on Feb 13, 2012 6:30 PM EST up reply actions  

those words cue all of the moral panics

and have a bizzare way of killing logic.

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 13, 2012 6:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Still wish American had a football program

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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 13, 2012 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I attend the University of the United States.

It is very small. We do not even have a basketball team.

by Lucas Jackson on Feb 13, 2012 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

That exists?

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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 13, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

American University? Thought they have a Basketball program

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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 13, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

They do

but I said football

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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 13, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

LJ said no basketball and I thought he was referencing American.

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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 13, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

It's a running gag in DC and at AU

They actually considered starting a football team at one point, and they were going to share home field with georgetown or some such, but the site was taken for something else

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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 13, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Multi-Sport Stadium: too small for DC high schools to use.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 13, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

CSB time

I have actually watched a Washington Bayhawks lacrosse game (and keep it on the DL, but it was for free, as I could see the game from the window of a building)

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 13, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Which is sad

They don’t seem to take football very seriously around here.

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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 13, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions  

huh?

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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 13, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Joe Morgan has a deathgrip on the blatantly obvious

This meme started because in every broadcast he’s ever been a part of, Morgan points out things that Stevie Wonder could see…

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by darthbubba on Feb 14, 2012 7:27 AM EST up reply actions  

let me explain that to you

Shut Up! I must have my EDSBS and my bourbons!!

by Eddie Teach on Feb 14, 2012 11:20 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, he's just as bad

I miss Skip Caray, Pete Van Wieren and Don Sutton on Braves games.

/comeatmebros

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by darthbubba on Feb 14, 2012 11:53 AM EST up reply actions  

They were renovating it when I was there for a summer program in high school.

It’s very conveniently located, but I imagine basically it takes up space in the middle of campus that most of the students would rather see used for something else.

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by Tremendous on Feb 13, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Friend from HS went to George Washington-

he has the “undefeated since 19XX” year shirt

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Feb 13, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

For GW, that'd be 1966.

/unimpressed

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by jonfmorse on Feb 13, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Is he like my ex roommate (undergrad at GW) who used to love all the sports bars in one area of town because they played CNN and not sports?

And tell EVERY. FUCKING. PERSON. in order to seem above us neanderthal sports fans?

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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 13, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions  

There is a reason I never venture to that corner of town

Wait, you live here too

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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 13, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait I live where too?

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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 13, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

DC

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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 13, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm in NY.

Lived out in PG county, MD for a few years as a kid, but never lived inside the Beltway.

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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 13, 2012 11:55 PM EST up reply actions  

/cue epic Williams MB thread re: Gameday at Williams/Amherst

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by jonfmorse on Feb 13, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh god that pissed me off and made me hate Herbstreit for a long time after a smug comment he made for not going to the UGA/AU blackout game that year.

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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 13, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Not verbatim, but reasonable facsimile:

There are some folks in Athens that are upset we aren’t there, but this rivalry is eight years older.

With a smug look at the camera

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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 13, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions  

My reaction would be more along the lines of

“Gosh, we’re so sorry that we decided to pay some attention to D-III for the first time in the history of this show. SUCK IT.”

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by jonfmorse on Feb 13, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions  

No, my buddy grew up in Columbus, and his dad two siblings went to ND-

he found a divey place that showed Buckeye and Irish games, had cheap drinks, and enjoyed it immensely

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by MikeLew on Feb 13, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I went to grad school at George Mason back in the day

Now when either they or Radford (#2 child’s alma mater) call and ask for money, I say very slowly “football team”. No football, no money.

West Virginia fans hate everybody. They remember every snub and joke and bit of snark. And they never forgive, and they never, ever forget. In other words, they're a lot like West Virginians in general.

by Kid Tenderloin on Feb 13, 2012 6:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not sure that football + Radford is wise.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 13, 2012 6:14 PM EST up reply actions  

It's really just an excuse to make their fundraiser go away.

Works, too.

West Virginia fans hate everybody. They remember every snub and joke and bit of snark. And they never forgive, and they never, ever forget. In other words, they're a lot like West Virginians in general.

by Kid Tenderloin on Feb 13, 2012 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Stupefyin' Jones

Reporting!

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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 13, 2012 7:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Best Catwoman ever?

But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.

by Tuco on Feb 13, 2012 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

My Living Doll

Stupefyin’ Jones

Catwoman

The sexy TV character trifecta FTW.

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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 13, 2012 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

SOCON had a deal with FoxSports South

Now it’s with PBS. But it’s only for one game every Saturday.

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 13, 2012 6:16 PM EST up reply actions  

This looks like a really good deal overall.

It’s the sort of brand-building the I-AA conferences need to accomplish, and doing it with a national network (even if the net effect is games on ex-Versus) is a big win.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 13, 2012 6:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Come to think of it

Isn’t this actually more exposure than the WAC or Sun Belt get at this point?

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by jonfmorse on Feb 13, 2012 6:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I hate ODU, now.

Their coach was a real prick after their game against us. He REALLY made an ass out of himself with yelling about their last onside kick that was CLEARLY touched two yards prior to crossing the 40.

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 13, 2012 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Can't bring myself to dislike ODU.

But Rocco and I are in agreement about JMU. All the worthless bums I used to work with came from JMU or Penn State.

Except the one that went to Johns Hopkins. No, I can’t explain it either.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 13, 2012 6:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I liked everything I had heard about them

up until their coach acted like an idiot after their game with us.

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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 13, 2012 6:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, y'all kept making free throws and shooting threes.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 13, 2012 6:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm trying to figure out the joke you're making and failing.

That was a damn good game for the most part. I just couldn’t stand the fit he threw on the sideline, then his comments about it and everything else in his post-game press conference.

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 13, 2012 6:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I was calling it a basketball game.

I couldn’t watch it because ESPN is a bunch of miserable cockbags who should be suspended over hot lava by their genitals.

But it was awfully fun to watch the LiveStats.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 13, 2012 6:31 PM EST up reply actions  

He's a complete jackass and tool.

His team thugged it up 2 years ago and he was upset that the refs actually flagged his team for thugging it up.

by ElRocco337 on Feb 13, 2012 6:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I was shocked last fall to hear Ron Franklin and Mike Gottfried doing the local broadcast of the Samford/UT Chattanooga game.

They can still bring it. Almost made that game watchable by themselves.

But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.

by Tuco on Feb 13, 2012 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

IVY LEAGUE

NBC Sports is getting really desperate, aren’t they?

by Bus Crasher on Feb 13, 2012 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

MAJAH MAWHKETS

But actually, New York and Bawhston

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 13, 2012 6:58 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Philadelphia.

I suppose.

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by Tremendous on Feb 13, 2012 6:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Quaker Football!

Catch the …………. fever.

Passing? Who needs passing?

by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 13, 2012 7:00 PM EST up reply actions  

No, that's when Amherst plays the Fighting Sioux.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Feb 13, 2012 7:01 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Who's in Philly?

/alright enough trolling

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 13, 2012 7:00 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Hey, I'll admit I watched The (hockey) Game between Hahvahd and Yale on NBC sports.

But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.

by Tuco on Feb 13, 2012 7:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Already have Columbia

The throngs of CFB fans on the UWS.

Passing? Who needs passing?

by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 13, 2012 7:06 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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by Tremendous on Feb 13, 2012 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Brunswick Pike quota was fufilled by Princeton

New York market was also too big for Rutgers to think about going Ivy. Besides, would a I-AA team have dominated the market? Probably, but…

Twitter: RyanMcD29

by RyanMcD29 on Feb 13, 2012 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Nah, they're just attacking the undefended hill.

They’re not in a place where they can or should be trying to bit with ESPN, CBS, or Fox Sports for the major conferences (or other major sports). Instead they’re going to do like ESPN did in the early days and fill a lot of broadcast time with niche sports, build a revenue stream, gain some know-how, and then make a move on the hotly contested contracts further down the road.

Lower division football hadn’t occurred to me, but it’s obvious they’re going to get some college hockey (mixes well with the NHL they already carry… hoping it’s Hockey East to also go well with the Notre Dame Football contract).

As someone who watches NBC try to produce a college football game 7 times a year, trust me – they need practice at it before they hit the big time. Let them learn while broadcasting Ivy League games for a few years.

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by PAK on Feb 13, 2012 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

NBC has a very solid NFL team

maybe they can teach college football team some lessons?

by Bus Crasher on Feb 13, 2012 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Nearly everything not named Mike Mayock sucks about their ND coverage.

Step 1: Shoot Tom Hammond. Into the sun.

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by PAK on Feb 13, 2012 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I cannot wait until they sign a Hockey East contract.

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by PAK on Feb 13, 2012 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

The mental pcture was immensely pleasing.

This was a great idea...I'm currently at 240 and will not stop until I'm at 200. Remind me of this.

by Go Big Rev on Feb 13, 2012 6:15 PM EST up reply actions  

The St. Patrick's day egg nog?

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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 6:45 PM EST up reply actions  

"Motownphilly" on the plasma center radio? YAIS PLZ

Boyz 2 Men, ABC, BBD…

This was a great idea...I'm currently at 240 and will not stop until I'm at 200. Remind me of this.

by Go Big Rev on Feb 13, 2012 6:14 PM EST reply actions  

Are they still recording/performing?

This was a great idea...I'm currently at 240 and will not stop until I'm at 200. Remind me of this.

by Go Big Rev on Feb 13, 2012 6:18 PM EST up reply actions  

At one point they were down to a trio.

I love a group that has good harmonies. Their a capela version of “Yesterday” was fantastic.

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 13, 2012 6:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed.

This was a great idea...I'm currently at 240 and will not stop until I'm at 200. Remind me of this.

by Go Big Rev on Feb 13, 2012 6:26 PM EST up reply actions  

How many times do you think she's been in a Wal-Mart?

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by saxattack29 on Feb 13, 2012 6:27 PM EST up reply actions  

"Any Questions?"

I suppose I could think of a few, but I doubt I’d be able to articulate them coherently.

“Hi, Kate, how are you? Are you having a great time here in Detroit, I mean Indy, I’m sorry?”

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 13, 2012 6:45 PM EST up reply actions  

...I just got followed by EvilEsq.

I’m trying to figure out WHY.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 13, 2012 6:33 PM EST reply actions  

For the record, not me.

It could be. But it’s not.

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Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Feb 13, 2012 6:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I guess it's to be expected

since apparently 99% of the people I talk to on Twitter are attorneys.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 13, 2012 6:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Making up percentages like that is illegal you know...

/not being serious
//hate having to qualify this

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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 13, 2012 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I AM THE 1%!

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Feb 13, 2012 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

ah fuck it, I got nothing better to do

why occupy if we can tailgate?

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 13, 2012 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Gah...

My cousin just passed the bar exam….I want to kick her in the shin

Punting is winning.

by The Assman 1 on Feb 13, 2012 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Trust me....she's suffered enough.

And she hasnt even started to pay back her loans yet.

by Lucas Jackson on Feb 13, 2012 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I think my aunt and uncle covered most of it

They were fairly well-off and they even rented out her room when she was gone for the extra dough…I think she still has to pay a little more but not much

Punting is winning.

by The Assman 1 on Feb 13, 2012 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

YOU GET NOTHING, TWITTER HOLD OUT

I however, am willing to farm out my twitter account to you for 1/3 of any attorney’s fees paid out.

by emc503 on Feb 13, 2012 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

So did I.

I mean, I know why I got followed though.

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by allicolls on Feb 13, 2012 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I just had my first Genesee Cream Ale in what must be 30 years

It suddenly appeared in my local carryout, in 30-packs. I asked the counter lady if it came in sixers, which it didn’t, but she gave me a can out of a pack that had come apart. I told her how long it had been since I’d seen it, and as I picked up the bag to leave she said, “Enjoy your nostalgia.”

Got it properly cold in the freezer — not ice cold but a good 45 deg or so. I have to say it was pretty good. Nice and malty, not overly carbonated, lightly hopped. A nice amber ale with good body and mouthfeel, and malt finish.

I may have to start getting it again as the cheap go-to beer.

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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 13, 2012 6:52 PM EST reply actions  

wow that is a blast from my teen years

Anybody get a load Pitino in white and Boeheim in gray.

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by Boatdrinks on Feb 13, 2012 7:08 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

yes but mainly because I am using my phone and I am slow

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by Boatdrinks on Feb 13, 2012 7:20 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

#NotPitinoProblems

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by saxattack29 on Feb 13, 2012 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

man he looks like a pimp

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Feb 13, 2012 7:23 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

you won't ever think that with Jimmy B.

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by Boatdrinks on Feb 13, 2012 7:24 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Gene Keady is the assistant coach for St. John's.

That is interesting.

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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 6:56 PM EST reply actions  

Steve Lavin is the coach.

Shouldn’t be too surprising. Lavin was an assistant to Keady at Purdue.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Feb 13, 2012 6:59 PM EST up reply actions  

That makes sense.

I just thought he would be in FL playing golf at this point.

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,

by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 7:01 PM EST up reply actions  

So, it's a beautiful evening for getting in a run

and the cold-like thing that’s been going around work finally got to me. Furk.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
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by SpartanDan on Feb 13, 2012 7:01 PM EST reply actions  

Did he just grab it off the coat hanger?

Cause that thing looks disgusting.

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by saxattack29 on Feb 13, 2012 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

CCC Combo breaker

That doesnt happen every year or (thank God) anymore.

by Lucas Jackson on Feb 13, 2012 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

there is a fine line between agressive and retarded

UCLA’s ad men were too busy snorting it too care.

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 13, 2012 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

They should have hired the ad firm of

Snappy,
Snazzy,
and Snazztacular.

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by saxattack29 on Feb 13, 2012 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

The eco-kat folks might be needing work.

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,

by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

but it will feel so good if it happens to someone else

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 13, 2012 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

If it is 0-12, I will buy you a beer.

remember this.

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,

by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

that was bait.

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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought you just misplaced it,

since, to me, it looks like there should be one after “purveyor of BOTC”

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Feb 13, 2012 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

grammar, equations ... close enough for engineers.

plus or minus five percent is great for EE’s.

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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I was a terrible writer in HS and college(probably not much better now)

So I made sure I got ALL the grammar points available.

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by MikeLew on Feb 13, 2012 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I can write and use grammar

but I tend to get lazy (in a hurry) on here.

Normally I write something 2 or things time when it is something that counts.

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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Just letting you know why I said it-

and making sure you knew I was only busting chops a little!

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by MikeLew on Feb 13, 2012 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

No worries.

It was amusing.

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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

You're... probably going to owe him a beer.

Kansas’s OOC schedule is SDSU @ KU, Rice @ KU, and KU @ Northern Illinois. NIU and SDSU will likely beat them handily. Rice might be dicey but, I mean, Rice beat Purdue last year, right? I’m sure they can beat KU this year.

There is no one in the Big 12 they can beat.

@papaalphakilo
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by PAK on Feb 13, 2012 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Buying him a beer would be worth it.

Even if I have to travel to the frigid north.

Seeing KU go 0-12 would be epic.

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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

PAK, SDSU is not San Diego State

SDSU is South Dakota State.

Unless your name is Minnesota (Although Kansas did lose to North Dakota State couple years ago)…

by Bus Crasher on Feb 13, 2012 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

SUDS.

In more than one way.

¡El Hipopótamo!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 13, 2012 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Non-con games for Charles

South Dakota State, Rice, and at Northern Illinois.

Me think Charles will at least go 3-9.

by Bus Crasher on Feb 13, 2012 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

OH. SOUTH DAKOTA. I thought that was San Diego State.

NIU will beat them for sure. They’re a not-bad MAC team. South Dakota State, yeah, they should beat them. Rice…. I’m not so sure about.

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by PAK on Feb 13, 2012 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

/Charles goes 10-2

//Charles goes to Fiesta Bowl
///Charles loses Fiesta Bowl
////Charles gets contract extension
/////Charles goes 2-10 the next three years

Punting is winning.

by The Assman 1 on Feb 13, 2012 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

That's got nothing on Huggy Bear's mustard suit.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 13, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Didn't he switch suits at half time last year?

Unlucky suit

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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 13, 2012 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Only effective if he went into a phone booth to perform said changing.

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by saxattack29 on Feb 13, 2012 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll wager that

Situation A is B1G basketball (Wisconsin?)

Situation B is Big 12 womens bball

by Lucas Jackson on Feb 13, 2012 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Wonder if Cuse of Louisville break 20 before the half

this is some B1G style stuff

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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 13, 2012 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Jon Bois is the king of twitter.
@jon_bois: final score prediction: Louisville a hubcap from a 1993 Tercel, Syracuse a bunch of shit they stole from the Marriott and an orphaned child

@papaalphakilo
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by PAK on Feb 13, 2012 7:58 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

my dog is staring at me for cracking up randomly

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 13, 2012 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

That sounds like the contents of a tiger shark stomach.

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by saxattack29 on Feb 13, 2012 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, Christ.

The Acura Integra was a perfectly fine car; I don’t know why the owner had to do that. (And that’s before we get to the spoiler.)

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by Tremendous on Feb 13, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

At ridiculous speed you need all the down force you can get

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by 8gooner8 on Feb 13, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Our large and diverse Louisville contingent may want to disperse and take cover, just to be safe.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 13, 2012 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait, what Lare and diverse Louisville contingent?

Was that a joke?

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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 13, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

paging nick petrelli, nick petrelli to the white courtesty phone please

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 13, 2012 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

The phone won't be white once nick gets done with it

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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 13, 2012 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

thatsracist.gif

Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants

by alexanderkotov on Feb 13, 2012 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

whew

/watched on DVR, managed to avoid seeing the score for 2.5 hours

by drothgery on Feb 13, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

YES, YES IT IS

WHEEEEEE E-BRAKE TURNS FOR EVERYONE

by Erik T on Feb 13, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

So apparently vandals have struck my sister-in-law's car.

She put this picture up on Facebook (NSFW). Is it OK to laugh at this when I see her?

You can't piss on hospitality!

by OHokie on Feb 13, 2012 7:40 PM EST reply actions  

The hell was your sister doing in Idaho?

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by 8gooner8 on Feb 13, 2012 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

*sister-in-law

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by 8gooner8 on Feb 13, 2012 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Is running a fast break a lost skill?

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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 7:42 PM EST reply actions  

The B1G is about 11 years from discovering it

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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 13, 2012 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I think "fast" and B1G are mutually exclusive.

Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants

by alexanderkotov on Feb 13, 2012 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

but but

spread hd

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 13, 2012 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

The B1G defends the break pretty well.

Partly because if they don’t, MSU will take advantage. (We almost always catch somebody by surprise in the tournament by doing this – Maryland running the press in the 2010 tournament was hilarious, we were up 20 about 8 minutes in.)

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by SpartanDan on Feb 13, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Shhhh

The B1G is bad at everything.

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by psuphiman80 on Feb 13, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

hai

Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants

by alexanderkotov on Feb 13, 2012 7:50 PM EST reply actions  

sadface

:(

Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants

by alexanderkotov on Feb 13, 2012 7:53 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

//The Assman 1 logs back on

///Makes comment to dudebrabroman
///Alexanderkotov makes comment
////The Assman 1 logs off

Punting is winning.

by The Assman 1 on Feb 13, 2012 7:55 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

people like me!

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 13, 2012 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

is this anti-Romanian bias?

If so, enjoy your rec.

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by saxattack29 on Feb 13, 2012 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not even Romanian! Not even a tiny fraction.

Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants

by alexanderkotov on Feb 13, 2012 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, I study the area between Romania and Ukraine, so.

I guess my shit is weak.

Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants

by alexanderkotov on Feb 13, 2012 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Haha, the Clemson of Eastern Europe

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by 8gooner8 on Feb 13, 2012 8:03 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I kind of figured that was Serbia, actually.

Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants

by alexanderkotov on Feb 13, 2012 8:04 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

countries as college football teams thread?

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 13, 2012 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

britain=Notre dame

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 13, 2012 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

true, Ireland as Purdue?

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 13, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Germany = Oklahoma

Think about it for a second

Punting is winning.

by The Assman 1 on Feb 13, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Germany=Alabama the last decade

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 13, 2012 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Michigan=Egypt

A most Auncient and Rever’d culture with periods of epic dominance in the past, followed by a recent period of subjugation by a venal, corrupt strongman. Now, after he was overthrown in a great cathartic moment for the nation, there are still questions about its continued rise, especially with a new breed of strongman attempting to establish control.

by MGoEcon on Feb 13, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

France= LSU in the MNC

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by 8gooner8 on Feb 13, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Meh, dogs live longer in Gruzia

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by 8gooner8 on Feb 13, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Serbia=Iowa

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by 8gooner8 on Feb 13, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Fair enough.

Even though I don’t hate Iowa.

Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants

by alexanderkotov on Feb 13, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

have you ever been in Iowa?

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 13, 2012 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I almost went to Iowa actually.

But I am le poors and went to Auburn.

Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants

by alexanderkotov on Feb 13, 2012 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

What is wrong with you?

Chipbird we need an intervention.

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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

ick.

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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, neither of us did if that counts for anything.

She went here and I went to Auburn.

Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants

by alexanderkotov on Feb 13, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

seriously.

I can’t dislike Iowa, it was where Bill Snyder worked before K-State.

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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe Bulgaria?

Talks tough, has one moment of success, and then pisses off everyone around them

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 13, 2012 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

they never really had a good patch

they seem more like the western kentucky

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 13, 2012 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

ROMANIA IS PRETTY MUCH MY FUCKING LIVELIHOOD.

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by alexanderkotov on Feb 13, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Isn't ACS actually Romanian in descent in some form or fashion?

It seems I remember this.

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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 13, 2012 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

He is gypsy, I believe

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by MikeLew on Feb 13, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Gypsy-Arsonist

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 13, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, yes.

But we knew the arsonist part already :-)

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by MikeLew on Feb 13, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

He's a Drunkard.

That makes him a citizen of the world.

by Lucas Jackson on Feb 13, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions   4 recs

"Casablanca" auto-rec engaged

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 13, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions  

So he can tell our fortune?

What will FSU’s 2012 season be like?

Punting is winning.

by The Assman 1 on Feb 13, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

8-5.

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by alexanderkotov on Feb 13, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Picture a large fire....

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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

and some tires, and a dumpster

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 13, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes.

Why don’t I get a neutral site game against Army in Bucharest?

¡El Hipopótamo!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 13, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Hai Steaua! :D

/no, really, fuck Steaua
#teamucluj

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by alexanderkotov on Feb 13, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

you mean #teamKolozsvár

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by 8gooner8 on Feb 13, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, that.

I do at least sort of avoid the Transylvania spiders since I mostly study Moldova/Bessarabia/Transnistria.

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by alexanderkotov on Feb 13, 2012 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Look on the bright side

They won’t be able to play Purdue on the moon that year if they play in Romania as well.

by ElRocco337 on Feb 13, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, I dunno.

We have a thing for playing in cold, grey, desolate places.

¡El Hipopótamo!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 13, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

The Charles in low gravity.

New planetary body discovered.

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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

New Solar System found orbiting him.

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by alexanderkotov on Feb 13, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Impossible to play football.

It would immediately be sucked in by his gravity and end up in orbit.

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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 13, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

We are undefeated on the moon.

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by purwho on Feb 13, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Another thing you stole from Ohio!

Gimme back my The!

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by MikeLew on Feb 13, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

You will get it back soon enough.

How does October 20th sound?

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by purwho on Feb 13, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

YES, MINE

Don’t go losing it to someone else!

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by MikeLew on Feb 13, 2012 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck Eastern.

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by alexanderkotov on Feb 13, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Beating ND but losing to EMU...

that’s the most Purdue thing ever.

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by purwho on Feb 13, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

That seems like more of a Clemson thing.

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by saxattack29 on Feb 13, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

We play Michigan two weeks before you.

And Wisconsin in between. Good luck, hope we make it that far. Oh, and Notre Dame is a month before all of that.

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by purwho on Feb 13, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

But, what if...

Dammit

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by MikeLew on Feb 13, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I think Denard will be stealing the traveling The before the BYU game.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 13, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 13, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Goodbye, knees!

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by saxattack29 on Feb 13, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I think I'll listen to this instead to get away from MIDI death.

It gives me the same vibe.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 13, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I haven't gotten him into Miyazaki yet.

SOON

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 13, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

YOINK.

Ours.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
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by SpartanDan on Feb 13, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Really?

Really?

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 13, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, we've done it four times in a row.

What makes you think we can’t do it again?

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by SpartanDan on Feb 13, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Your complete lack of an offense, for one.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 13, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Eh. Maxwell is supposed to be pretty good.

A little bit worried about the receivers (since I think our top three were all seniors), but we’ll have an OL that’s not entirely new this time around.

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by SpartanDan on Feb 13, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Purdue v. Michigan on the moon.

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by saxattack29 on Feb 13, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions  

The Mun?

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 13, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Side note: I know that "Roma" is used,

but is “gypsy” offensive?

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by MikeLew on Feb 13, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

It's a fine line

It very easily can be, depending on the content

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by 8gooner8 on Feb 13, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

That's what I was worried about...

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by MikeLew on Feb 13, 2012 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

For example in a newspaper

“…the Hungarian Gypsy community…” this is fine
“you gypsy” big no no

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by 8gooner8 on Feb 13, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Like Traian Basescu found out.

That fucking racist asshole.

Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants

by alexanderkotov on Feb 13, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Gotcha

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by MikeLew on Feb 13, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I would stick to Roma or Romani just to be safe.

Especially in continental Europe.

/enormouseuropeanspiderattack

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by alexanderkotov on Feb 13, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Roma was what we used in KFOR

So that’s what I’ve tried to stick with ever since.

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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 13, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I have a CSB about Roma in Pristina, Kosovo

But I’m more than certain I’ve told it before. Long story short, it involves me and some buddies getting our picture taken under the Bill Clinton statue in downtown Pristina with cigars and a little Roma girl (no older than 10) walking along and pointing and saying “Cigar! Cigar! Pussy! Pussy!”

I don’t think I’ve ever been so shocked in my life.

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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 13, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I think so.

I’m actually not, despite the amount I talk about it. I’m German/English.

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by alexanderkotov on Feb 13, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I think jealousy is involved.

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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

That's sort of what I'm wondering.

I’ve barely been here all day. :(

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by alexanderkotov on Feb 13, 2012 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I have no answers either

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 13, 2012 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Well the weather channel talks about the weather more than they show it.

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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

'Everyone talks about the weather,

but no one ever DOES anything about it."

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by saxattack29 on Feb 13, 2012 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Halftime in Louisville, and 'Cuse is trailing.

Dammit.

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by saxattack29 on Feb 13, 2012 8:00 PM EST reply actions  

and the grammy goes to

arcade fire

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-my dad

by whiskey_soup on Feb 14, 2012 1:19 AM EST up reply actions  

So, watching this Syracuse-Louisville game makes me want to say something.

Hey Big East fans, you can fuck right off in bitching about slow, plodding, B1G basketball.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 13, 2012 8:10 PM EST reply actions  

This is not Syracuse's fault.

Everyone knows the refs discriminate against them for their style of play.

¡El Hipopótamo!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 13, 2012 8:12 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

This is not our fault

Louisville plays shitty looking basketball.

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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 13, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

seriously, that was ugly

/had to go away from EDSBS @4 if I didn’t want to catch spoilers for the game
//stupid jerb

by drothgery on Feb 13, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

How to tell you don't feel good.

rivalry game and you know you will fall asleep by half.

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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 8:12 PM EST reply actions  

humor is good for the ill.

Watch the KU v K-State game and laugh at the calls the refs make.

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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

y'all remember that cat I've been feeding?

it now sits at my window and cries every evening until I put a plate of food out for it. .

To the empowerage of words!

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 13, 2012 8:12 PM EST reply actions  

it has you well trained.

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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

positive reinforcement?

It probably cried outside multiple rooms until one produced food. Repeat until food source is localized.

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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

That's why you don't feed the cat.

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 13, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Bwahaha, told you!

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by MikeLew on Feb 13, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

i hate you

"if they're still paying, you're still winning."
-my dad

by whiskey_soup on Feb 14, 2012 1:20 AM EST up reply actions  

/Does the safety dance

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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 1:21 AM EST up reply actions  

And MikeLew I fixed the grammar in my sig.

/now contemplating a math error that I can add to my sig.

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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 8:18 PM EST reply actions  

Now that's just cruel!

:-P

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by MikeLew on Feb 13, 2012 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Hays, Kansas.

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by purwho on Feb 13, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

At least there will be plenty of beer.

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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Peter King would like to suggest Wichita.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 13, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

No, he was driving to Manhattan to see his daughter in a lacrosse/softball/soccer game.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 13, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

False.

When Peter travels along the East Coast, it’s always the Acela.

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by Tremendous on Feb 13, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

We're Manhappiness.

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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

The "Emma got in trouble" story in your signature is hilarious.

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by Tremendous on Feb 13, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Now if we can only get the legislators to keep this abuse from happening to other kids.

Jayhawker = War of Yankee Aggression Guerilla supporting Kansas as a Free State.

Jayhawk = Mythical bird that has nothing to do with Jayhawkers per KU administration.

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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Lacrosse/Softball combo?

That’s…. literally impossible to do

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by RyanMcD29 on Feb 13, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Kibbie Dome.

Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants

by alexanderkotov on Feb 13, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

On an open plain somewhere in North Dakota.

God forbid anyone drive by on a lonesome highway, or that a herd of buffalo pass and see the grim spectacle.

Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants

by alexanderkotov on Feb 13, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Also, lol Idaho has just died of dysentery.

Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants

by alexanderkotov on Feb 13, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I love the Kibbie Dome

Its my favorite reversible Airplane hangar/football stadium

Punting is winning.

by The Assman 1 on Feb 13, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Like maybe for a Cessna. Not for anything big.

Also I think Cessna makes a plane called the Cardinal. :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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by alexanderkotov on Feb 13, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Oblig

Punting is winning.

by The Assman 1 on Feb 13, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

Me too

There’s a lot going on though.

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by psuphiman80 on Feb 13, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Study, or watch Black Hawk Down?

If I did the former, I’d be un-American.

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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 13, 2012 8:30 PM EST reply actions  

Comps are turned in already, right?

Fuck it, time for helicopters

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by MikeLew on Feb 13, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Syracuse/Louisville...

what the fuck, people.

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by purwho on Feb 13, 2012 8:32 PM EST reply actions  

These teams are B1G.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 13, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

FAKE. ACC. ASS.

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by alexanderkotov on Feb 13, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

FAKE. ASS. ACS.

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by whiskey_soup on Feb 14, 2012 1:21 AM EST up reply actions  

KAFKA. ESQUE. ACC.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 1:22 AM EST up reply actions  

Pffft,

Uconn made these team look like the Globetrotters.

by Truffle Shuffle on Feb 13, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I dunno.

We don’t seem to have much of a problem with it.

¡El Hipopótamo!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 13, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, there's no energy in that building...

that’s why they’ve lost 4 home games in two years. (to Kentucky, G-Town, ND in double OT, and Drexel). Such a tame place.

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by purwho on Feb 13, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Anything called the KFC Yum Center would do that.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 13, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Is this the game that will be a rematch for the national championship?

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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

some folks said the same thing about Bama...

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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

if it made sense it wouldn't be a good troll.

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Emma Rocks!!!

by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Syracuse took a 7 point lead

This should cause Louisville to not waste all the time on the shot clock.

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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 13, 2012 8:38 PM EST reply actions  

I think the last House episode should conclude with "It's lupus"

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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 8:43 PM EST reply actions  

Series Finale: House has to diagnose himself

/spends 2 hours grousing and bouncing his tennis ball from his hospital bed
//figures out it’s lupus
///summons team to proclaim diagnosis…
////dies

by MGoEcon on Feb 13, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

(Illegal) Aliens

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by saxattack29 on Feb 13, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

And that 1 was a three-pointer?

Impressive.

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by purwho on Feb 13, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I blame the schools.

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by alexanderkotov on Feb 13, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL JIM BURR

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 13, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

/clank

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by SpartanDan on Feb 13, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Feeling better?

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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Must have been the mystery meat
Cedar Rapids fire officials say the source of a mysterious odor that sickened two dozen students and staff in the cafeteria at a middle school is still a mystery.

by Narrow Right on Feb 13, 2012 8:51 PM EST reply actions  

Ewww...

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 13, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

And goulash.

Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants

by alexanderkotov on Feb 13, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I like birdie.

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by alexanderkotov on Feb 13, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

THE GREAT SATAN!

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by saxattack29 on Feb 13, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

?

It’s a beautiful cardinal. :(

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by alexanderkotov on Feb 13, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Even though it's your state bird?

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by alexanderkotov on Feb 13, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Some Cubs fans

refer to the St. Louis Cardinals as ‘The Great Satan’.

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by saxattack29 on Feb 13, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

followed by the not fouling.

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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

1.7 seconds left, good luck Lvl.

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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 8:59 PM EST reply actions  

Cuse will win.

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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

It would have to have involved blood to be called.

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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Just saw a commercial with Ridin Dirty as the music.

My mind immediately started doing the White and Nerdy lyrics.

by Albino Tornado on Feb 13, 2012 9:01 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Your brain does it right.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 13, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

RuPaul is channeling his inner Don Cherry.

God. Damn.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 13, 2012 9:03 PM EST reply actions  

my head asplode

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by alexanderkotov on Feb 13, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

You are correct.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 13, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

In a good way or a bad way.

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by alexanderkotov on Feb 13, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

/nods

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 13, 2012 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

SPEAKING OF DON CHERRY

He has Deadmau5 on his playlist shuffle on CBC.ca. He listens to it while rolling in his ’83 Lincoln.

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by RyanMcD29 on Feb 13, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Don Cherry makes me proud to be a human.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 13, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Wooo-hooo snowy K-State campus pictures!

/both shot from one spot with the camera facing opposite directions.

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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 9:08 PM EST reply actions  

/camera shot of corn field

//camera shot of corn field
///camera shot of corn field

by Narrow Right on Feb 13, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Student Union and Holtz Hall.

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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

/students ice skate on pool of frozen spittle in front of Holtz Hall.

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by saxattack29 on Feb 13, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Is that R'lyeh in the background?

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by saxattack29 on Feb 13, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Bad idea to wait to do a paper after the Syracuse-Louisville game

It’s gonna take me 45 minutes to get unwound from that

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by RyanMcD29 on Feb 13, 2012 9:19 PM EST reply actions  

Today's ESPN bracket, for what it's worth (little to nothing), is encouraging.

Michigan gets the 4, hypothetically facing Florida in the second round (the third round for the Gators). Kansas is the #1, but they will lose to Saint Louis in the first weekend, because that is the way of the world.

Also, Notre Dame is matched against Purdue, for all the clanktasticness.

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by Tremendous on Feb 13, 2012 9:34 PM EST reply actions  

SOON.

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by Tremendous on Feb 13, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

/Mike Brey slowly strangles Purdue to death

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 13, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

/tears ACL

//tears ACL
///tears ACL
////tears ACL
/////tears ACL
//////tears ACL
etc

by Mango Stasi on Feb 13, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh.

Right.

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by Tremendous on Feb 13, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

The furthest I will go is Round of 64/32

Second/Third round? Fuck that.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 13, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Missouri, Georgetown, and Louisville in our region?

YAIS.

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by SpartanDan on Feb 13, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Wat?

Sparty is untouchable in March. Especially when ruled out.

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by purwho on Feb 13, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

They aren't the problem.

If you seek the problem, look further west, to a team on the other side of Lake Michigan that wears red.

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by Tremendous on Feb 13, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

We're actually right around (and slightly above) average tempo nationally.

There are three B1G teams that play faster (OSU, Indiana, Iowa). But Wisconsin makes glaciers look rather hasty, and the rest of the conference falls between “a little slow” and “damn slow”.

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by SpartanDan on Feb 13, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm dumb and read the chart wrong

By his ranking we’re 38th. Our tempo is 327, which sounds about right. Wisconsin is indeed has the absolute lowest tempo.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 13, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

My grammar is fail tonight

This is what I get for reading too many papers

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 13, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

it's okay

As your brethren have shown, I read the beginning and end of that sentence and got the gist

by MGoEcon on Feb 13, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Might want to ask UConn about that.

Considering that we blew them out in the Final Four a few years back by running the break all night long. (Of course, we did suffocate Louisville with a methodical offense – but that’s because the Cardinals that year were reliant on the fast break themselves and prone to betting impatient on D.)

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by SpartanDan on Feb 13, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

He's a Harvard type.

His plucky optimism amuses me. (In all seriousness, I think Harvard could do some damage – but I don’t think it will happen to us.)

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by SpartanDan on Feb 13, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

UCONN/MEMPHIS:

Two schools that hate John Calipari fight for the right to play die before John Calipari.

by Truffle Shuffle on Feb 13, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

If any of you are rooting for KU, let me know.

So I can send hellbeast, blanx and Tom Hammond over to keep you company.

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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 9:36 PM EST reply actions  

An FSU fan with a gator as a picture, what do you expect?

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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

/Checks

He is a Braves fan.

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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 13, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

BUT ITS GUMMY!!!

Surely, exceptions can be made

Punting is winning.

by The Assman 1 on Feb 13, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

not if you root for mutant chickens.

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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Collective "Ooooooooh" across EDSBS land

as we all finally realize what a JayHawk is. Thanks for clearing that up.

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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 13, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

the days of Ahearn with blue painted chickens smuggled in for the KU game was always fun.

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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Bill Murray has.

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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions  

tonight we are all fans

how can you not root for the home of ecoKat ron P and the powertowel

by UMR_Rugger on Feb 13, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Now that looks like an interesting show.

Ninja Warrior 27 on ch 191.

Starts March 4th.

I have no idea what ch 191 is.

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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 10:11 PM EST reply actions  

It's basically the world's most ridiculously difficult obstacle course.

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by SpartanDan on Feb 13, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions  

OH SHIT BEANPOT CHAMPIONSHIP GOING TO OT

Hey y’all.

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Is this on TV?

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 13, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

It is here.

Not sure if NESN gets picked up by any FSN affiliates.

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by Big Jon on Feb 13, 2012 10:28 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

/Crosses fingers for summer fellowship

just applied to my 3rd library/museum internship. this one would be the most prestigious and would pay. pleaseeeeeeeeee iwantittttttt

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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 13, 2012 10:13 PM EST reply actions  

Get that money.

Or at least that work experience and connections, if they’re not into the whole thing about paying employees.

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by Tremendous on Feb 13, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions  

So, scotch or beer tonight?

Wait, let me rephrase: Laphroaig, Blackened Voodoo Lager, Ranger IPA, or Yeungling?

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by MikeLew on Feb 13, 2012 10:19 PM EST reply actions  

I vote Laphroaig

I would use the Yeungling for whatever it is your cooking…

by kadoogan on Feb 13, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

It's become the default "house beer"

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by MikeLew on Feb 13, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

We used to drink PBR because pitchers were 4 bucks at the Cove

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by MikeLew on Feb 13, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

There's a bar between Fenway and the house

That has a special: PBR tallboy + a shot of bourbon = $5 all day every day. Hoo dilly is it super effective.

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by Big Jon on Feb 13, 2012 10:41 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Well, I do have a friend who can occasionally get a line on Monstah seats...

hmmmm, this may need to be a trip I make

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by MikeLew on Feb 13, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, my buddy's dad is a bit of a bigshot at some company, has access to the company seats whenever.

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by MikeLew on Feb 13, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

They sell out a lot, don't they?

Combination of loyalty and a smaller stadium. Heard it’s a hard seat to get period, regardless of the 100th anniversary.

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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 13, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Normally it's not terribly difficult to find a seat for a boring home-series

The only time I ever went was through a student program that already had tickets, but I knew people who got tickets directly. For 2012, though, it’s impossible without lots of cash.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 13, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I was up there in 2002, walked up day of, got two together for 50 total,

and it was a Friday. Have things changed since then?

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by MikeLew on Feb 13, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I can imagine.

Had a great time, plus saw them lose, which always makes me happy – they had 12 hits, but only 2 runs. Lost to the Rangers, who had like 5 hits, 3 of which were solo bombs.

I’ve seen a couple good games there, actually.

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by MikeLew on Feb 13, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not sure; I've never been there myself.

Probably word of mouth exaggeration.

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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 13, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

They've sold out every game since 2003, so yeah.

The seats up on the monstah are done by lottery in January and have a face value of about $150.

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by Big Jon on Feb 13, 2012 11:00 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Yeah, I knew those were $$$$

Still want to get up there for an Indians’ game- only seen the Rangers and the Mariners there

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by MikeLew on Feb 13, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Place in Athens had all pitchers for $5.00. Usually the Big3 and Dos Equis, but they'd sometimes switch out the Dos Equis with Terrapin.

Best beer deal I’ve ever seen was the Terrapin for $5.00. Granted, the place was busted at one time for being a meth lab. Still I’m looking for a good pitcher deal in NY now. Probably not happening.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 13, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

can't do Laphroaig.

it’s like drinking an ashtray.

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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 13, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Mmm, I love the peaty-ness of it

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by MikeLew on Feb 13, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Lager.

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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm in an anti-IPA phase right now

But I gotta say that the Ranger is pretty good. More floral than bitter.

by kadoogan on Feb 13, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I think you guys have it...

going with the Ranger

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by MikeLew on Feb 13, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

How was day 1 of real job?

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by MikeLew on Feb 13, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I dunno, pretty solid?

That was three weeks ago (annoying teen girl smiley face assortment).

by Erik T on Feb 13, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Ahhh, gotcha.

Thought it was today- things going good?

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by MikeLew on Feb 13, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Opening an actual factual office remains a tremendous pain in the ass.

Built the rest of our compute nodes today – got it down to about 20 man minutes per 64-core node. This involved running.

by Erik T on Feb 13, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

At least you got your exercise in!

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by MikeLew on Feb 13, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Not sure across-the-room-and-back really counts.

Gotta get back into the swing of things tomorrow. I sure miss my changing-stairwell…

by Erik T on Feb 13, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Interval training!

/is good at this.

And yeah, nothing I like more than changing in the bathroom outside, next to the football concessions stand, because in the infinite wisdom of the builders, they didn’t put in a coaches’ locker room

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by MikeLew on Feb 13, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Always an excellent choice.

Unfortunately I keep moving to states that don’t have it.

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by Big Jon on Feb 13, 2012 10:33 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

<3

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by Big Jon on Feb 13, 2012 10:30 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Come visit, we have fun!

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by MikeLew on Feb 13, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Spring/summer will be crazy busy work time

To the point that I can’t afford to take a weekend off until the fall but then I’m heading south. New coworker buddy is a gator and we’re already talking about heading down for the WLOCP with the possibility of a few extra days in savannah.

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by Big Jon on Feb 13, 2012 10:37 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

We were in Jacksonville for the Cocktail Party this year-

couldn’t swing tickets, but had a blast at the bar. I still want to make a Georgia Southern game sometime, but my fall schedule gets pretty hectic with coaching.

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by MikeLew on Feb 13, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Get to Athens if you haven't already.

It’s the best gameday environment I’ve seen in my travels as far as the town/tailgating goes.

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by Big Jon on Feb 13, 2012 10:48 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

That's another one on the list-

been inside the stadium, but never on gameday.

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by MikeLew on Feb 13, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

The in-stadium experience wasn't as good as I had hoped

as compared to the swamp or either death valley, among others. Granted it was a cold rainy night in the Joe Cox era. But yeah, the pre-game tailgating and post-game bar scene are unparalleled.

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by Big Jon on Feb 13, 2012 11:08 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

You been to the Horseshoe yet?

I am incredibly biased, but it is a fantastic trip- if you’re thinking about it, drop me a line.

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by MikeLew on Feb 13, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions  

It's probably about the 5th best in stadium atmosphere in the SEC.

But about 3 on tailgating and 1 on bar scene.

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by allicolls on Feb 13, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I was very proud

that the LSU folks that visited Morgantown this year said the WVU tailgating scene compared very favorably with the SEC scene.

And yes, they made a roux at our tailgate.

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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 13, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Valentine's Day ... proving that love can be purchased?

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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 10:24 PM EST reply actions  

One way or the other, you do it every day

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by 8gooner8 on Feb 13, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Fuck that

Im getting a Vermont teddy bear

Punting is winning.

by The Assman 1 on Feb 13, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

/pukes

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 13, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Texas A&M's occasional infidelity?

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 13, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

it's satan

and you will stumble across it for strange things, such as any animated show ever

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 13, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

no exceptions means NO EXCEPTIONS

may have been on 4chan at thirteen, may have gone into the nsfw by accident. There was a five pic thread of dinosaurs having their way with cars.

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 13, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

/Belks

NO

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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 13, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

actually...

i did a GIS for ‘Vermont Titty Bar’ hoping to just find a sign for a strip club… apparantly they don’t have any. This came up.

o, and MOO!

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by Orangebowl81 on Feb 13, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

FTFY

What a Vermont College Station Titty Bar might look like:

/baaaMeansNo.jpg

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by darthbubba on Feb 14, 2012 8:12 AM EST up reply actions  

Just remember

They’re made by ZOMBIES!

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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 13, 2012 11:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Also known as majoring in anti-English.

Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants

by alexanderkotov on Feb 13, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

That's non-non-non-non-non-non heinous, dude

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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 13, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

math nerd valentines

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=sqrt(cos(x))cos(300x)%2Bsqrt(abs(x))-0.7)(4-x*x)^0.01,sqrt(6-x^2),-sqrt(6-x^2)from-4.5+to+4.5#

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 13, 2012 10:54 PM EST reply actions  

http://bit.ly/wdswoR

my bad

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 13, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Cardiod!

:-P

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by MikeLew on Feb 13, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

*Cardioid

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by MikeLew on Feb 13, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

can I be your derivative?

I wanna lie tangent to your curves.

HURR HURR

by MGoEcon on Feb 13, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

For the biologists

I want to be DNA helicase so I can unzip your genes.

HEY-OH

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 13, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Always heard the joke as RNA Transcriptase, but after searching, I don't know if that is a thing.

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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 13, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Either misheard the joke or was told the joke properly by someone that didn't know what they were talking about but wanted to sound smarter.

Knowing the person who first told me the joke and that person’s track record, I think the latter is more probable. She said the joke a lot.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 13, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah this person tried the 'Hey I'm a nerd' schtick for the longest time.

It was like real life Big Bang Theory any time we were around her.

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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 13, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Too out of practice with the Russian to get everything w/o subtitles, but damn...

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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 13, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I understood about a fourth

Which still makes it funnier than Big Bang Theory

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 13, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Russian pronouns, how do they work?

/only knows some Old Church Slavonic and t.A.T.u. songs

by MGoEcon on Feb 13, 2012 11:57 PM EST up reply actions  

You use 'ih' in your example since they are an object (Lord, help them).

You use ‘Oni’ in the other since they are the subjects of the sentences…(They don’t know what they Do).

And yeah OCS has bad flashback memories.

/realizes I took my OCS class almost six years ago.

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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 12:00 AM EST up reply actions  

ah

I understand how cases work in general, but “Oni” as a nominative plural/“Ih” as accusative plural and “Ona” as a nominative/accusative singular baffled me

by MGoEcon on Feb 14, 2012 12:04 AM EST up reply actions  

OH YEAH WELL TELL THAT TO т.А.Т.у. :

мне нужна она

must be a dialect/slang thing

by MGoEcon on Feb 14, 2012 12:06 AM EST up reply actions  

Different situation

нужна requires the “subject” to be in the dative case. So, “I need her” is literally “she is necessary for me.” Likewise, “I like this” is literally “this is pleasing to me.” It confused the hell out of me in my first year as well, so don’t worry.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 14, 2012 12:07 AM EST up reply actions  

AAAAUUGGH

it’s the worst of Spanish sentence inversion combined with Latin dative-taking verbs!

by MGoEcon on Feb 14, 2012 12:09 AM EST up reply actions  

Third Rome, man.

Third Rome.

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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 12:10 AM EST up reply actions  

Russian cases hive.

Also, it’s interestingly set up like Spanish Me gusta _______ construction. _ Is pleasing to me. Though regular words in Spanish and English don’t decline, a lt of pronouns do, even if they don’t really get called a case system in common parlance.

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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 12:10 AM EST up reply actions  

ah yes, KJV English

thou canst see the case system of English pronouns more in full

by MGoEcon on Feb 14, 2012 12:13 AM EST up reply actions  

KJV?

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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 12:16 AM EST up reply actions  

King James Version

The Bible translation.

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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 14, 2012 12:16 AM EST up reply actions  

Gotcha.

/Raised Catholic, but I think I know what you mean.

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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 12:19 AM EST up reply actions  

yeah

actually using thou vs. ye

by MGoEcon on Feb 14, 2012 12:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Technically, the I need her is grammatically 'She is necessary to me."

Hence the first person dative singular ‘mnje’

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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 12:08 AM EST up reply actions  

Ona is 'jejo' in Accusative if I remember correctly.

Apologies, but my computer isn’t set up for efficient Cyrillic.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 12:06 AM EST up reply actions  

thanks

now I know how to pronounce that её

by MGoEcon on Feb 14, 2012 12:11 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah. Make the 'jo' rounded too.

I’ve found, though, that the transliteration we used in my OCS class which made sense is rarely used when people write out common transliterations, especially of place names. The y is for the ы, not for softening/lengthening of vowels. That’s what J is for.

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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 12:13 AM EST up reply actions  

Meaning J is for the й, even when it isn't written. Helps with consistent pronounciation sooooo much.

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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 12:14 AM EST up reply actions  

I just think it's easier to transliterate back into Russian.

Some people are really inconsistent when it comes to throwing the y, i, and j around, and will sometimes use j for zh/ж. Plus, it’s nice when you’re used to Slavic languages that use Roman characters not having to learn the new system.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 12:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Mr. So-crates is probably more knowledgeable than I am in this arena

But I think it’s closer to the latter linguistically. I’ve found OCS to be somewhat legibile, although frankly I can see more similarities between Latin and Spanish than Old English and English.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 14, 2012 12:30 AM EST up reply actions  

yeah I guess I was unclear

Old English-English is I think much more removed than Latin-Spanish

by MGoEcon on Feb 14, 2012 12:33 AM EST up reply actions  

I'd say Old English to English.

It’s complicated, and when I took it, we studied the historical aspects of it a lot and how it evolved into the different languages. It’s not always really immediately apparent, though I did take it while I was in my third semester of Russian, so I may have missed more connections there.

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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 12:43 AM EST up reply actions  

AUGH

now that song is my head

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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 14, 2012 12:31 AM EST up reply actions  

My knowledge of Russian music is essentially limited to the song linked below.

And yes, Russian-speaking friends have explained how creepy the song is, and the video essentially confirms it.

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by Tremendous on Feb 14, 2012 12:34 AM EST up reply actions  

The best I can get out of this

Is that it’s some girl’s 18th birthday party, and the impression is that sexytime ensues.

Also, this is the entirety of Russian pop music (well, this and covers of folk stuff)

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 14, 2012 12:41 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm 18 already...

yeah enough creepiness is implied

by MGoEcon on Feb 14, 2012 12:41 AM EST up reply actions  

This...

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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 12:44 AM EST up reply actions  

I pulled off a pretty good one a couple years ago.

I drew up a card for my girlfriend, though she was not my girlfriend at the time. The front of the card said “Brownian Motion,” and it had the description of a Brownian motion on a Riemannian manifold. The inside of the card contained a drawing of a brownie, lying along a dashed outline of a heart, and said “brownie in motion.” This lead into, “Hope your Valentine’s Day is sweet.”

by Synaesthesia on Feb 13, 2012 11:53 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I presume that you have seen FedValentines.

It is a delight.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 13, 2012 11:55 PM EST up reply actions  

not really on the twitters

stuff like, “You never lower my interest rate”?

by MGoEcon on Feb 13, 2012 11:59 PM EST up reply actions  

My favorites:

“The sight of you fills me with irrational exuberance….”

“My love is elastic, my commitment too big to fail.”

“The non-traditional stimulus was way better than I thought it would be.”

I’m grateful that there are some in the profession with a sense of humor.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 14, 2012 12:02 AM EST up reply actions  

I have not.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 14, 2012 12:05 AM EST up reply actions  

I have seen the second (Prof. Bachmann played it for us in 402 lecture, but I think I saw it in high school).

That’s a popular student group at Columbia Business School that puts on a show each semester.

Watching the first now.

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by Tremendous on Feb 14, 2012 12:11 AM EST up reply actions  

(Yep, that's the guy.)

I wouldn’t have taken Michele for a Bama fan….

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 14, 2012 12:19 AM EST up reply actions  

GOD DAMNIT

This combination of images is going to give me nightmares for weeks.

by Mango Stasi on Feb 14, 2012 12:24 AM EST up reply actions  

It has been half an hour since this was posted and I am still unable to come up with a coherent response.

I have to tip my cap, for this has left me completely dumbfounded.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 14, 2012 12:54 AM EST up reply actions  

dat ass

"if they're still paying, you're still winning."
-my dad

by whiskey_soup on Feb 14, 2012 1:25 AM EST up reply actions  

/Looks at Syracuse's schedule to see next game

Oh god
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
At the out of nowhere little shop of horrors known as the RAC

Welp, at least we’ll show who’s the favorite basketball team of the New York market, even if that song plays after every single road team foul like they do every single sack/first down/somewhat positive play at Rutgers Highpoint Solutions Stadium

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by RyanMcD29 on Feb 13, 2012 11:00 PM EST reply actions  

God, Black Hawk Down is amazing

gotta be one of my favorite films.

To the empowerage of words!

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 13, 2012 11:07 PM EST reply actions  

good night, time to watch the end of the game

and then sleep.

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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 11:07 PM EST reply actions  

that'll be me tomorrow at work.

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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Twitter is telling me Willie Martinez is coming to Auburn to help out Charles Bronson

They worked well together at UGA. How afraid should I be?

But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.

by Tuco on Feb 13, 2012 11:13 PM EST reply actions  

Did Martinez give him the Harmonica?

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 13, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Apparently it's wiki official

Link.

But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.

by Tuco on Feb 13, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions  

/checks syllabus

fuckkkkk. I have 160 pages to read for class tomorrow. peace out, folks.

To the empowerage of words!

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 13, 2012 11:21 PM EST reply actions  

What the hell, St. Louis?

I’ve seen you shut down for far less snow. Why am I still going to clinic tomorrow morning?

"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."

by MacularDegenerate on Feb 13, 2012 11:23 PM EST reply actions  

A premature happy VD to everyone!

Anyone still looking for a gift will be helped out by this handy guide, from those fine folks at Aperature Science.
http://youtu.be/w5I3VnCHWsU

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 13, 2012 11:39 PM EST reply actions  

Mountaineer Manning Face

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 13, 2012 11:57 PM EST reply actions  

Is this why you hate me?

Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants

by alexanderkotov on Feb 14, 2012 12:44 AM EST up reply actions  

I...can't hate.

They’ve beaten Sparty more recently than we have
/haz a sad

by MGoEcon on Feb 14, 2012 12:46 AM EST up reply actions  

That was the delightful "Notre Dame, Ohio State, and Michigan State lose in one weekend" trifecta day, no?

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 14, 2012 12:56 AM EST up reply actions  

Indeed it was...

Taters gonna Tate, the onside kick, and Ohio losing at home to a meh USC team

by MGoEcon on Feb 14, 2012 1:00 AM EST up reply actions  

Ahahahaha.

The only thing that would have made that day better would have been the meteor coming through and hitting Ohio Stadium while the OSU-USC game was in progress.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 14, 2012 1:03 AM EST up reply actions  

The school known for he Knowshon Moreno hurdle.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 12:46 AM EST up reply actions  

What does that have to do with anything?

How is Central offensive at all?

Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants

by alexanderkotov on Feb 14, 2012 12:46 AM EST up reply actions  

He has been stricken with LeFevour and has yet to recover.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 14, 2012 12:47 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Ewwwwwwwwww you made a poop joke

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 12:51 AM EST up reply actions  

Fire up, baby1

Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants

by alexanderkotov on Feb 14, 2012 12:51 AM EST up reply actions  

Hey, New Balance!

Does any other school wear their stuff?

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 14, 2012 12:52 AM EST up reply actions  

fun fact

the LB whiffing on Antonio above graduated from my HS a year after I did.

His season openers:
At Nebraska
At Michigan
At MSU
At Michigan again

by MGoEcon on Feb 14, 2012 12:52 AM EST up reply actions  

Then what did I do?

Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants

by alexanderkotov on Feb 14, 2012 12:49 AM EST up reply actions  

Then what did I do?

Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants

by alexanderkotov on Feb 14, 2012 12:49 AM EST up reply actions  

Oops. But seriously, what?

Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants

by alexanderkotov on Feb 14, 2012 12:51 AM EST up reply actions  

You had me worried sick.

Revenge will be mine.

Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants

by alexanderkotov on Feb 14, 2012 12:53 AM EST up reply actions  

Did you think you offended me?

I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL. ARE YOU A COWARD OR DO YOU ACCEPT?

Punting is winning.

by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 12:54 AM EST up reply actions  

What if I fire into the air is that enough to show honor without bloodshed?

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 12:55 AM EST up reply actions  

Shoot me.

You’ll only be killing a man.

Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants

by alexanderkotov on Feb 14, 2012 12:58 AM EST up reply actions  

Ok

/Shoots alexanderkotov in the arm

Punting is winning.

by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 1:00 AM EST up reply actions  

Well we all think you're Van Pelt, so I guess it's cool

And I realize Peldt is not the way you spell his name.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 12:46 AM EST up reply actions  

Eh, I misremember a lot here too.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 12:49 AM EST up reply actions  

They're my go-to guys for Eastern European talk.

Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants

by alexanderkotov on Feb 14, 2012 12:50 AM EST up reply actions  

No.

I mean, they’re both Georgia fans at Northeastern schools. But that’s about it.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 14, 2012 12:44 AM EST up reply actions  

I went to UGA though.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but I don’t think Cantabrigan went there?

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 12:45 AM EST up reply actions  

Obviously you shouldn't have fed the damn thing.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 14, 2012 12:52 AM EST up reply actions  

Which one?

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 12:52 AM EST up reply actions  

...

Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants

by alexanderkotov on Feb 14, 2012 12:59 AM EST up reply actions   3 recs

Hi all...

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Feb 14, 2012 12:59 AM EST reply actions  

I've been gone since 3 and he went there. So...fortunately no.

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Feb 14, 2012 1:01 AM EST up reply actions  

But I imagine tomorrow shall be a delight.

She won’t get something she wants. And she will pout.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 14, 2012 1:04 AM EST up reply actions  

She will want to go downtown.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 1:05 AM EST up reply actions  

...

The lights are much brighter there
You can forget all your troubles, forget all your cares and go
Downtown where all the lights are bright,
Downtown, waiting for you tonight,
Downtown, you’re gonna be alright now

Punting is winning.

by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 1:07 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Just so long as you don't sleep in the subway while you're downtown.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 1:07 AM EST up reply actions  

They better stay at her fucking place

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Feb 14, 2012 1:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh, from the sounds of things, the fucking place is yours, sir.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 14, 2012 1:07 AM EST up reply actions  

I think the fucking place is wherever they are when she isn't pouting

because from what I understand, they are like god damn rabbits

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Feb 14, 2012 1:09 AM EST up reply actions  

How with as much as she pouts is this possible

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 1:11 AM EST up reply actions  

Well that's the thing. She pouts until about 10

Says she’s going home and actually goes up to her room. We don’t see either of them until the next morning

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Feb 14, 2012 1:15 AM EST up reply actions  

Noticed you called this her room.

Intentional?

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 1:17 AM EST up reply actions  

No not at all

But same thing

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Feb 14, 2012 1:19 AM EST up reply actions  

HOWEVA

the saga still continues?

by MGoEcon on Feb 14, 2012 1:06 AM EST up reply actions  

....yes...

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Feb 14, 2012 1:06 AM EST up reply actions  

ah

was under the impression that she at least was no longer a constant presence

by MGoEcon on Feb 14, 2012 1:11 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh yeah, not really.

But she has stayed here 9 of 13 nights thus far

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Feb 14, 2012 1:12 AM EST up reply actions  

THINK YOU CAN STEAL MY SHIT AND SELL IT?

(OJ’d)

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 14, 2012 1:13 AM EST up reply actions  

She asks, tell her "If I Stole It..."

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 1:14 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

We threw a pair of her slippers away

because a glass got broken by them and she pouted about it. So when one of my roommates and I were cleaning it up, we swept them up and threw them away.

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Feb 14, 2012 1:13 AM EST up reply actions  

we have a 40 bottle on the coffee table in the common room

with the goal of filling it up with pull tabs by the end of the year and then donating them to charity. We’ve been working on it since August. The new roommate (the one with the loud sex) gave it to his freshman girlfriend on a whim.

To the empowerage of words!

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 14, 2012 1:24 AM EST reply actions  

What?

So is it still on your coffee table or did your roomate just ruin the entire “fundraiser”

Punting is winning.

by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 1:27 AM EST up reply actions  

he ruined the validation for our drinking

the ronald mcdonald house accepts them to help pay for electrical bills.

To the empowerage of words!

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 14, 2012 1:29 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh okay...conflict of tenses there

Why would he give his girlfriend an empty 40 bottle full of tabs? Was this his Valentine’s Day gift?

Punting is winning.

by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 1:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Refined bauxite fetish

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 1:33 AM EST up reply actions  

Hasta mañana, y'all.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Feb 14, 2012 1:26 AM EST reply actions  

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