A FEW QUICK FACTS ABOUT CONFERENCE FACEBOOK
NAME: CONFERENCE FACEBOOK. It's not even tied into the IPO. There are just so many teams involved that SEO is literally the only way to get any news about the conference out WHITNEY HOUSTON PENIS ENLARGEMENT CAN MY DOG GET PREGNINT FROM CAT NAKED CAREY MULLIGAN. When sued by Facebook, will change its name to CONFERENCE BING, because no one will notice something named this.
SIZE: Everyone left. 18 to 24 teams in theory, but seriously this could just be 500 teams all fighting with blackjacks and shards of broken glass over a sack of $100 bills before it's over. EDIT: we hope it's 500 teams on a field at once fighting over a sack of $100 bills before it's over.
FORMED: Todayish.
OPENS FOR OPERATION: Launches in 2013.
POTENTIAL RIVALRY TROPHIES. Oh, the possibilities.
- The Green Cowboy is the prize given to the winner of Tulane-Wyoming; it is a barn in the middle of the woods where Craig James is chained to a mechanical bull and force-fed clam chowder in between 10 minute riding sessions.
- The winner of ECU-UNLV is awarded the Rebel Pirate Cutlass, which allows the bearer to throw all of Ron Zook's personal belongings into the ocean without liability.
- The loser of Fresno State-UAB goes home with the FRESNOSTAB, which is just what it sounds like.
- The Pit Boss is the trophy given to the winner of UNLV/Reno. His name is Anthony. Give him a job and don't ask questions. He needs Thursdays off to so some stuff for me. Don't ask about that neither.
- Rice and New Mexico are waiting for this contract to expire in seven years so they can stop playing for the LOWLOBOS trophy.
- Fresno State-Tulsa. The Golden [CENSORED BY YOUR WORK'S INTERNET FILTER]. Sure, it feels great for someone, but that doesn't mean you probably want to be photographed holding one in public. And Christ, does anybody really need one that big?
- The Walleyed Drifter will be awarded to the victor of the Wyoming and Tulsa game. The Walleyed Drifter is an obese cat with vertigo. He is ADORABLY diabetic, and does not like children or men with hats on. Don't try to hold him over your head in victory. That's like a really bad idea.
- UTEP-New Mexico - The Exploding Severed Human Head on a Turtle's Back
- The Hawai'i - Marshall showdown, colloquially known as "Culture Shock," is actually a dance-off held in Key West during Fantasy Fest.
- Through a series of complicated but FULLY LEGAL wagers, the winner of Air Force-Southern Miss determines whether the pH scale is taught in America's public schools.
- UTEP and Tulane's rivalry trophy was shot fifteen times and dumped in a street or possibly a swamp. Suspects include "UTEP" or "Tulane." Depends on the schedule or the year, but it was definitely one of those two.
- A VHS copy of The Langoliers will be given to the victor of the ECU/Hawai'i game.
WHAT YOU CAN READ BETWEEN THE LINES ABOUT THIS CONFERENCE: Helmets and pads will not be used in conference games, because we like that old school feel. Of course we're solvent! Just stop being such a dick and give us some gas money.
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You were really excited about that Fresno State- Tulsa trophy, weren't you?
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Awww, I liked it more when it was in there twice
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Heh.
GET YOUR ASS TO MARS
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by Run Home Jack on Feb 13, 2012 4:55 PM EST up reply actions
UAB was sorely disappointed
when they discovered they weren’t entering the same conference as Colorado, as the Blazers had some really choice ideas for rivalry trophies.
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/sigh
I can’t believe a Big 12 fan missed the obvious.
I can think of about 420 better ideas than buffalo dung.
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Sorry. UAB history isn't high on my priorities.
by Narrow Right on Feb 13, 2012 5:06 PM EST up reply actions
COLORADO.
420.
Let’s get BLAZEd, man.
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Spell it out for me?
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 13, 2012 5:06 PM EST up reply actions
THEY LIKE MARIJUANA TO SMOKE AND ALTER THEIR MINDSET AND THINGS.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Feb 13, 2012 5:29 PM EST up reply actions
In Boulder, surely you jest!?
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 13, 2012 6:38 PM EST up reply actions
QUIT STALKING ME YOU FREAK
Err, I mean, No, I have never, ever done such a thing.
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by jonfmorse on Feb 13, 2012 6:40 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
What?
Who are you?
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Nobody of consequence..
Here…have a brownie.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 13, 2012 6:42 PM EST up reply actions
You bake me a cake?
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I did, but were out of cake.
So your choices are brownies…or death.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 13, 2012 6:44 PM EST up reply actions
preheat for pizza
orders chinese an hour later
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 13, 2012 6:43 PM EST up reply actions
HOLY CRAP, AND I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME
The chicken is involved but the pig is committed
by maddraven1716 on Feb 13, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
Rec'd entirely for that picture of Sting.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
by RossWB on Feb 13, 2012 4:51 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
The Author has already switched to black and white and started carrying a baseball bat.
Free at last!
WOLFPAC 4 LIFE!
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 13, 2012 4:55 PM EST up reply actions
Don't turn your back on the Wolfpac
You might wind up in a body bag.*
*Results may vary on fall Saturdays in Raleigh
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
Did someone say Raleigh?
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Handbags at dawn, sirrah.
by ChocolateCity on Feb 14, 2012 2:00 PM EST up reply actions
18 - 24 teams?
24 teams isn’t cool, you know what’s cool? A BILLION TEAMS.
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Feb 13, 2012 4:51 PM EST reply actions
MOUNT USA absorbs WAC and A-10
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 13, 2012 4:56 PM EST up reply actions
THE PREMIUM CABLE SPORTS PACKAGE CONFERENCE
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Feb 13, 2012 5:01 PM EST up reply actions
The Fox Sports Net Conference!
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 13, 2012 5:02 PM EST up reply actions
Why don't you just call it "The Big East"?
Simpler that way/
West Virginia fans hate everybody. They remember every snub and joke and bit of snark. And they never forgive, and they never, ever forget. In other words, they're a lot like West Virginians in general.
Man, the Big East can't even hold onto the title of
Weirdest Conference Geography for more than a couple weeks.
/KriegerSaysAw
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24 teams?
CONFERENCE HUNGER GAMES.
This will be awesome.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 13, 2012 4:53 PM EST reply actions 9 recs
/Commissioner spends 30% of time mocking jay mariotti for some reason
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by saxattack29 on Feb 13, 2012 6:03 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
this should be a much darker shade of green
"if they're still paying, you're still winning."
-my dad
by whiskey_soup on Feb 14, 2012 1:03 AM EST up reply actions
In order to get a conference champion in the allotted time, all games will be three-way matchups.
Cut throat football style.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Feb 13, 2012 4:56 PM EST reply actions
Better yet, four-team scramble.
Alternating possessions.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 13, 2012 4:57 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Now you're talking.
Or it could be best ball.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Feb 13, 2012 5:00 PM EST up reply actions
Ahem:

GET YOUR ASS TO MARS
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by Run Home Jack on Feb 13, 2012 5:02 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Make it five teams each.
“ALL GAMES WILL NOW BE PLAYED IN PENTAGRAM-SHAPED STADIUMS.”
"The past is past. The future is now."
/NDNation, BYU, has collective seizure
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ask europe, they know

Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Feb 13, 2012 5:03 PM EST up reply actions
there were like 5 different pictures of this
as though there are people actually advocating this as a real thing.
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Feb 13, 2012 5:05 PM EST up reply actions
If no one else is advocating it,
can I be the first? Because that looks like awesome television.
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How do you keep score?
Fewest goals allowed, most scored, or net? (And do own goals count only against the scorer, so you can have a game end 0-0-(minus 1)?)
It would be highly entertaining, that’s for sure.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
That score results in 0-0-Negative-Q
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 13, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions
isn't that australian rules football?
Shut Up! I must have my EDSBS and my bourbons!!
by Eddie Teach on Feb 14, 2012 11:04 AM EST up reply actions
that was a real life practice drill. it's hard as hell when they throw like 15 balls in there hungry hippos style
four a side down to two a side.
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aaaah, for practice
makes much more sense
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Feb 13, 2012 5:06 PM EST up reply actions
most of the time you put down a small square with small goals on each side and have three man teams
and then you put five balls in the middle
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"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Let's just replace it with "Calvinball" and be done with it.
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Feb 13, 2012 5:40 PM EST up reply actions
One unanswered questions
Will the logo be derived from Doctor Who again, or a different sci-fi series?
Conference USA: The Next Generation
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 13, 2012 4:58 PM EST up reply actions
Battlestar GaWACtica
50,298 mid-major teams survived the great conference expansion and are now trying to reach the legendary planet Earth Fiesta Bowl.
by Mango Stasi on Feb 13, 2012 5:01 PM EST up reply actions 15 recs
Like... dude... come on.
That was, like, the name the Borg gave Captain Picard when they, like, totally zombified him.
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Your conference commissioner:

This was a great idea...I'm currently at 240 and will not stop until I'm at 200. Remind me of this.
by Go Big Rev on Feb 13, 2012 5:43 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Best part of that press release.
That the putatively alphabetized list of school names reads: "…University of Nevada, Reno, University of New Mexico, University of Nevada, Las Vegas…
"The past is past. The future is now."
UNR and UNLV are required to remain one state away from one another
due to a permanent restraining order.
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That whole section of the teams list shall be pronounced as
“UNNNNNNNNNNNNNnnnnn”
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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 13, 2012 5:05 PM EST up reply actions
Woooo. Thank You Randy Edsall!
Don’t need Vandy getting any better
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That fight for 7th place in the new SEC East is tough
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 13, 2012 5:46 PM EST up reply actions
Don't hate, you might be in the running for it
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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 13, 2012 7:09 PM EST up reply actions
bitch please
"if they're still paying, you're still winning."
-my dad
by whiskey_soup on Feb 14, 2012 1:16 AM EST up reply actions
How come Hawai'i only gets in on Football?
Rick Pitino too refuses to play basketball against Hawai’i too???
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"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
That's Hawai'i's choice.
They didn’t want their basketball and non-revenue teams schlepping all over creation. They didn’t even want to go to Wyoming and Colorado State.
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Commissioner Pitino is too buy trying to get Temple into "The Other Big East"
He hasn’t got time for this shit.
West Virginia fans hate everybody. They remember every snub and joke and bit of snark. And they never forgive, and they never, ever forget. In other words, they're a lot like West Virginians in general.
by Kid Tenderloin on Feb 13, 2012 5:08 PM EST up reply actions
... while his AD, college president, and KY's sentators are trying to get Louisville into the Big 12
And pretty much his entire fanbase wants to go.
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How dare you disparage Providence, DePaul, and Seton Hall in such a manner.
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The rest of the State of KY? We don't care
But this is still funny http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0212/72591.html
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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 13, 2012 5:14 PM EST up reply actions
hey, time management's an important skill. not like we know anything about that.
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I manage my time just fine, thank you.
/finished Big East section of wiki today
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got an RR out. which means it's going to come back at 8 EST
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Ya know what's sad?
I totally confused Conference USA with Big East…which is why I made the original post….
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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 13, 2012 5:35 PM EST up reply actions
as of 2013-2014 academic year, there's no difference between CUSA and the Big East
so it’s easy to be confused by this.
Question, why doesn't Louisville want/can't be a candidate for the SEC?
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 13, 2012 6:40 PM EST up reply actions
Because they know better?
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I mean, I know several Kentucky fans and the most crazed one would relish the ability to beat them more than once a year.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 13, 2012 6:45 PM EST up reply actions
Fans, yes. The school no.
The SEC schools w/in-state rivals seem pretty happy to keep those rivals out of the SEC. I imagine they’ll all stand together.
Them being in a real conference would lend them credibility
and we simply wont allow that
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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 13, 2012 7:11 PM EST up reply actions
Also known as the "Fuck Clemson Treaty of 1986".
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
by Tremendous on Feb 13, 2012 6:45 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
/or Alabama
//or Tennessee
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
The SEC could always ask Missouri State to join.
That way the SEC controls all the TV markets in MO.
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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 6:57 PM EST up reply actions
FTFY
That way the SEC controls all the TVsmarketsin MO.
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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 13, 2012 7:10 PM EST up reply actions
Good name for the new conference: Conference All God's Creation
or
Conference Northern Western Hemisphere.
Looking forward to the revelation of Jordan Jefferson's Wonderlich "score"
What was happening with the WAC?
Louisiana Tech must have been quite the trip
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 13, 2012 5:47 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, they weren't excited about that.
Ironically, Hawai’i raised as much hell about the old 16-team WAC as anyone else (“TULSA? RICE? WHAT?”), but then got left in the dust by their old buddies.
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I've been to Laramie and Fort Collins.
Aside from the New Belgium brewery, there’s little to recommend either.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 13, 2012 7:50 PM EST up reply actions
So, I've had ESPN on all day for no damn reason, and not paying attention
and now I’m torn.
I just realized I’m not watching Around the Horn.
And I just noticed that Bomani’s on today.
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COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON(frence) Logo

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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 13, 2012 5:19 PM EST up reply actions
This league will be so sad and poor
they’ll be forced to wear hand-me-down Pro Combat uniforms that BCS teams rejected and that kids from Africa also don’t want.
by Ardbeg on Feb 13, 2012 5:18 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Colorado State in seizure inducing rave-green and rave-highlighter yellow?
Yes. And sorority girls there will be in heaven god damnit
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The addition of Nevada Reno is the biggest little mistake of someone's career.
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
by Tuco on Feb 13, 2012 5:25 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
On the other end of that phone...
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by Thomas Holzerman on Feb 13, 2012 5:27 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Hello, yes this is Prague

Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 13, 2012 5:38 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, I've BEEN to Prague.
Well, I haven’t “been to Prague” been to Prague, but I know that thing, that, “Stop shaving your armpits, read the Unbearable Lightness of Being, date a sculptor, now I know how bad American coffee is” thing…
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Feb 13, 2012 5:40 PM EST up reply actions
Have you learned to embrace Techno Pop?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 13, 2012 5:41 PM EST up reply actions
Hello, yes this is Rog

*As a result of this thread, James Harrison has now been fined an additional $100K
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by Thomas Holzerman on Feb 13, 2012 5:57 PM EST up reply actions
Hello, yes this is Balrog

But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
by Tuco on Feb 13, 2012 6:57 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
This is excellent.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 13, 2012 6:58 PM EST up reply actions
I think he'd fit in better with Paul Johnson at G. Tech.
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There is a difference between not passing and not being able to.
And Paul Johnson doesn’t give a fuck about it.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 13, 2012 7:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Almost worth unreccing just so I can rec again.
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In the distance, the words “JETSONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN YOU’RE FIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRREED” can be heard
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by Thomas Holzerman on Feb 13, 2012 7:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
*tsk*
You kids.
George Jetson worked for Spacely Sprockets. His boss was Mr. Spacely.
Cogswell Cogs was his business arch-rival.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 13, 2012 7:04 PM EST up reply actions
I know
Because if it was at Spacely Sprockets, Mr. Spacely would’ve been heard louder than in the distance.
In other words… JANE, STOP THIS CRAZY THING
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by Thomas Holzerman on Feb 13, 2012 7:05 PM EST up reply actions
The Jetsons had perhaps the greatest song intro of all cartoondom
Listen to the violins in that opener, and imagine having the sheet music for that put in front of you at the first session.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 13, 2012 7:10 PM EST up reply actions
Hello, yes this is frogger

And Im in quite a predicament
Punting is winning.
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by Thomas Holzerman on Feb 13, 2012 7:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
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Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 13, 2012 7:06 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
SHUT UP DOG

To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 13, 2012 6:12 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I just bid $3.77 for the conference media rights in perpetuity
Probably an over-pay.
West Virginia fans hate everybody. They remember every snub and joke and bit of snark. And they never forgive, and they never, ever forget. In other words, they're a lot like West Virginians in general.
RULE AGAINST PERPETUITIES AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Law student head ASPLODE.
"The past is past. The future is now."
Perpetuity < 3 years in this case
Still an over-pay.
West Virginia fans hate everybody. They remember every snub and joke and bit of snark. And they never forgive, and they never, ever forget. In other words, they're a lot like West Virginians in general.
by Kid Tenderloin on Feb 13, 2012 5:37 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, my good friend in the Nigerian royal family informs that he is willing to pay you to take these rights off his hands.
"The past is past. The future is now."
another idea
get all the non aq’s have them fight for a chance in a bcs aq, losers go the big east.
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I would pay to watch someone on ecu pull a knife in 30 seconds
while memphis’s runningback is swinging a crowbar.
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 13, 2012 5:41 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, another glorious Monday in the books.

by Dr. Norris Camacho on Feb 13, 2012 5:42 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Why are other people so stupid?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 13, 2012 5:46 PM EST up reply actions
I was so surprised this wasn't posted by Nick
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 13, 2012 6:18 PM EST up reply actions
No matter what happens
Boise State somehow ends up getting screwed out of this deal, even thought they aren’t in the conference.
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OT but ba ha ha ha ha ha
The latest player to find himself in this situation would be Washington State long snapper Zach Koepp. According to The Spokesman-Review, Koepp was arrested early Sunday morning and charged with obstructing a public servant.
What exactly does that mean?
Well, it means police were called to the Pi Kappa Alpha frat house at 12:31 am Sunday morning after a complaint that somebody was throwing rocks at the house. When police showed up on the scene, Koepp was there and fled. Unfortunately for Koepp, he’s a long snapper and not a more agile wide receiver. Which could explain why he slipped in the mud and hit his head on a metal grate covering a gas meter.
Though police did say that any injuries he suffered weren’t believed to be serious. However, it should be pointed out that Koepp suffered a concussion in Washington State’s game against Arizona State last season and missed the last two games of the season because of it.
So whether the injury happened in a comical fashion while evading police or not, it is somewhat concerning when a person with a concussion history hits their head on anything.
http://eye-on-collegefootball.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/24156338/34825175
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Althought the concussion part isn't funny
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bonus points for being a longsnapper?
funny until he (seriously) hurt himself
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 13, 2012 5:45 PM EST up reply actions
He should have done some cost-benefit analysis
The tiny chance of evading a minor fine was not worth the much more likely risk of getting a stiffer penalty for running.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 13, 2012 5:50 PM EST up reply actions
Wazzu getting Fulmer Cup points any way they can
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 13, 2012 5:48 PM EST up reply actions
As discussed, we'll never have I-A to I-AA relegation, but how about conference relegation?
Mountain West and Mountain Rest, 12 teams each. Top 4 of Rest go up, Bottom 4 of West go down, 2 conference championships, 2 champion bow tie-ins. After a couple years of filtering, I could see the champion of the upper league regularly contending for BCS bids.
The punching bags of the AQ conferences would never let it stand
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 13, 2012 5:48 PM EST up reply actions
True
All of a sudden, Colorado, UCLA, Arizona, WSU, Oregon State and ASU turned white.
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Waaaaaait a minute
….Does the SEC get an exemption?
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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 13, 2012 7:13 PM EST up reply actions
One step closer to the big time PAWWWWWWLLLLLLL
CAA signs TV deal w/NBC Sports.
Do any other 1-AA conferences have this kind of tv deal?
SQUEEEEEEEE
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O/U on hours before George Mason announces they're starting a football program?
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/George Mason president Alan Merten shoves 2006 Final Four flag in Cowen's face and tells him to STFU
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BUT IT WILL LEAD TO STUDENTS IMBIBING SPIRITS RATHER THAN STUDYING
WON’T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?
I just had to pick myself up off the floor.
Like, eleventy-threeve percent of GMU’s student body is from fucking Manassas. They show up on campus drunk.
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FIFY
Like, eleventy-threeve percent of GMU’s student body is from fucking Manassas Bull Run. They show up on campus drunk.
by Mango Stasi on Feb 13, 2012 6:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That's Yankee bullshit.
We have to fight now. And that’s not fair, because I’m not sure I can reach down far enough to hit you.
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Oh, thanks for reminding me. I CAN punt you.
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Punting??
/Tom O’Brien looks up from his oatmeal
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 13, 2012 6:20 PM EST up reply actions
//sells wooden nutmegs
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He said Manassas.
That’s Osbourn HS, not Battlefield.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Lot of 'em actually went to Centreville.
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My geography gets fuzzy over there.
Not my side of the river. What I do know from cross-state XC meets is that Brentsville and Chantilly have good teams, and Annandale has an unbelievable kid (~15:20 for 5K) whose dad was a 3:49 miler for Ethiopia before emigrating to the States.
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Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Pretty sure "all of the above" works here.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
Manassas is the town.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 13, 2012 6:42 PM EST up reply actions
those words cue all of the moral panics
and have a bizzare way of killing logic.
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 13, 2012 6:11 PM EST up reply actions
Still wish American had a football program
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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 13, 2012 7:13 PM EST up reply actions
I attend the University of the United States.
It is very small. We do not even have a basketball team.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 13, 2012 7:15 PM EST up reply actions
That exists?
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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 13, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions
American University? Thought they have a Basketball program
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 13, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions
They do
but I said football
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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 13, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions
LJ said no basketball and I thought he was referencing American.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 13, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
It's a running gag in DC and at AU
They actually considered starting a football team at one point, and they were going to share home field with georgetown or some such, but the site was taken for something else
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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 13, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
Ah yes, the fearsome grounds of Georgetown's football stadium
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 13, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
Multi-Sport Stadium: too small for DC high schools to use.
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CSB time
I have actually watched a Washington Bayhawks lacrosse game (and keep it on the DL, but it was for free, as I could see the game from the window of a building)
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 13, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
Which is sad
They don’t seem to take football very seriously around here.
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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 13, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
huh?
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 13, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
EDSBS running joke in response to statements that "go without saying"
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 13, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
Joe Morgan has a deathgrip on the blatantly obvious

This meme started because in every broadcast he’s ever been a part of, Morgan points out things that Stevie Wonder could see…
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
let me explain that to you

Shut Up! I must have my EDSBS and my bourbons!!
by Eddie Teach on Feb 14, 2012 11:20 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah, he's just as bad
I miss Skip Caray, Pete Van Wieren and Don Sutton on Braves games.
/comeatmebros
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They were renovating it when I was there for a summer program in high school.
It’s very conveniently located, but I imagine basically it takes up space in the middle of campus that most of the students would rather see used for something else.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Friend from HS went to George Washington-
he has the “undefeated since 19XX” year shirt
My loyal heart avows no other.
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For GW, that'd be 1966.
/unimpressed
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Is he like my ex roommate (undergrad at GW) who used to love all the sports bars in one area of town because they played CNN and not sports?
And tell EVERY. FUCKING. PERSON. in order to seem above us neanderthal sports fans?
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 13, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
There is a reason I never venture to that corner of town
Wait, you live here too
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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 13, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
Wait I live where too?
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 13, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
DC
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 13, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions
I'm in NY.
Lived out in PG county, MD for a few years as a kid, but never lived inside the Beltway.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 13, 2012 11:55 PM EST up reply actions
I've met my fair share of "HURR SPORTS IS FOR THE DUMBZ DURR"
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 13, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
Those people don't understand that sports are much better than any performance art you could ever dream of.
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These people must be educated about this fact.
I suggest Holly’s recent piece: http://college-football.si.com/2012/01/12/a-random-piece-of-masonry-as-we-close-the-book-on-the-2011-football-season/
by Attie Hat on Feb 13, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I really liked that article too
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 14, 2012 9:04 AM EST up reply actions
/cue epic Williams MB thread re: Gameday at Williams/Amherst
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Oh god that pissed me off and made me hate Herbstreit for a long time after a smug comment he made for not going to the UGA/AU blackout game that year.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 13, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
I remember there being some minor controversy over this
But what did Herbie say?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 13, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
Not verbatim, but reasonable facsimile:
There are some folks in Athens that are upset we aren’t there, but this rivalry is eight years older.
With a smug look at the camera
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 13, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
My reaction would be more along the lines of
“Gosh, we’re so sorry that we decided to pay some attention to D-III for the first time in the history of this show. SUCK IT.”
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No, my buddy grew up in Columbus, and his dad two siblings went to ND-
he found a divey place that showed Buckeye and Irish games, had cheap drinks, and enjoyed it immensely
My loyal heart avows no other.
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I went to grad school at George Mason back in the day
Now when either they or Radford (#2 child’s alma mater) call and ask for money, I say very slowly “football team”. No football, no money.
West Virginia fans hate everybody. They remember every snub and joke and bit of snark. And they never forgive, and they never, ever forget. In other words, they're a lot like West Virginians in general.
by Kid Tenderloin on Feb 13, 2012 6:13 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not sure that football + Radford is wise.
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It's really just an excuse to make their fundraiser go away.
Works, too.
West Virginia fans hate everybody. They remember every snub and joke and bit of snark. And they never forgive, and they never, ever forget. In other words, they're a lot like West Virginians in general.
by Kid Tenderloin on Feb 13, 2012 6:22 PM EST up reply actions
Stupefyin' Jones
Reporting!

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 13, 2012 7:01 PM EST up reply actions
Best Catwoman ever?
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
My Living Doll
Stupefyin’ Jones
Catwoman
The sexy TV character trifecta FTW.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 13, 2012 7:05 PM EST up reply actions
SOCON had a deal with FoxSports South
Now it’s with PBS. But it’s only for one game every Saturday.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 13, 2012 6:16 PM EST up reply actions
This looks like a really good deal overall.
It’s the sort of brand-building the I-AA conferences need to accomplish, and doing it with a national network (even if the net effect is games on ex-Versus) is a big win.
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I'm in favor of anything that means more money.
We need to pay our players like JMU and ODU if we want to compete.
Come to think of it
Isn’t this actually more exposure than the WAC or Sun Belt get at this point?
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I hate ODU, now.
Their coach was a real prick after their game against us. He REALLY made an ass out of himself with yelling about their last onside kick that was CLEARLY touched two yards prior to crossing the 40.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 13, 2012 6:23 PM EST up reply actions
Can't bring myself to dislike ODU.
But Rocco and I are in agreement about JMU. All the worthless bums I used to work with came from JMU or Penn State.
Except the one that went to Johns Hopkins. No, I can’t explain it either.
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I liked everything I had heard about them
up until their coach acted like an idiot after their game with us.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 13, 2012 6:27 PM EST up reply actions
Well, y'all kept making free throws and shooting threes.
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I'm trying to figure out the joke you're making and failing.
That was a damn good game for the most part. I just couldn’t stand the fit he threw on the sideline, then his comments about it and everything else in his post-game press conference.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 13, 2012 6:30 PM EST up reply actions
I was calling it a basketball game.
I couldn’t watch it because ESPN is a bunch of miserable cockbags who should be suspended over hot lava by their genitals.
But it was awfully fun to watch the LiveStats.
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The only thing saving me from wanting That School Out West to get hit by a meteor
Is they were kind enough to give my sister a diploma. Our Norfolk chapter however can sink into the Atlantic.
Thugging it up in Hampton Roads / Tidewater?
Well I never!
/remembers that Allen Iverson and Michael Vick are from there
by Albino Tornado on Feb 13, 2012 7:59 PM EST up reply actions
Fine. Marcus Vick's a goddamned toolbox too.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 13, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions
I went to high school in the 757
Back when it was the 804.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 13, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions
Princess Anne.
Boy, did WE suck at the foosball. But the band was top notch!
by Albino Tornado on Feb 13, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions
He's a complete jackass and tool.
His team thugged it up 2 years ago and he was upset that the refs actually flagged his team for thugging it up.
I was shocked last fall to hear Ron Franklin and Mike Gottfried doing the local broadcast of the Samford/UT Chattanooga game.
They can still bring it. Almost made that game watchable by themselves.
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
IVY LEAGUE
NBC Sports is getting really desperate, aren’t they?
MAJAH MAWHKETS
But actually, New York and Bawhston
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 13, 2012 6:58 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
And..........Providence...........snicker.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 13, 2012 6:59 PM EST up reply actions
Philadelphia.
I suppose.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Quaker Football!
Catch the …………. fever.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 13, 2012 7:00 PM EST up reply actions
No, that's when Amherst plays the Fighting Sioux.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Feb 13, 2012 7:01 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Who's in Philly?
/alright enough trolling
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 13, 2012 7:00 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Hey, I'll admit I watched The (hockey) Game between Hahvahd and Yale on NBC sports.
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
Who doesn't what the coveted Monpelier Market?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 13, 2012 7:01 PM EST up reply actions
Already have Columbia
The throngs of CFB fans on the UWS.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 13, 2012 7:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Brunswick Pike quota was fufilled by Princeton
New York market was also too big for Rutgers to think about going Ivy. Besides, would a I-AA team have dominated the market? Probably, but…
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Nah, they're just attacking the undefended hill.
They’re not in a place where they can or should be trying to bit with ESPN, CBS, or Fox Sports for the major conferences (or other major sports). Instead they’re going to do like ESPN did in the early days and fill a lot of broadcast time with niche sports, build a revenue stream, gain some know-how, and then make a move on the hotly contested contracts further down the road.
Lower division football hadn’t occurred to me, but it’s obvious they’re going to get some college hockey (mixes well with the NHL they already carry… hoping it’s Hockey East to also go well with the Notre Dame Football contract).
As someone who watches NBC try to produce a college football game 7 times a year, trust me – they need practice at it before they hit the big time. Let them learn while broadcasting Ivy League games for a few years.
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NBC has a very solid NFL team
maybe they can teach college football team some lessons?
Nearly everything not named Mike Mayock sucks about their ND coverage.
Step 1: Shoot Tom Hammond. Into the sun.
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I cannot wait until they sign a Hockey East contract.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
"Craig James is chained to a mechanical bull and force-fed clam chowder in between 10 minute riding sessions."
I chucklefarted.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 13, 2012 6:13 PM EST reply actions
The mental pcture was immensely pleasing.
This was a great idea...I'm currently at 240 and will not stop until I'm at 200. Remind me of this.
We should give him some egg nog to wash that down.
Hot egg nog.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 13, 2012 6:31 PM EST up reply actions
The St. Patrick's day egg nog?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC in regards to one of my comments.
Emma Rocks!!!
,
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 6:45 PM EST up reply actions
"Motownphilly" on the plasma center radio? YAIS PLZ
Boyz 2 Men, ABC, BBD…
This was a great idea...I'm currently at 240 and will not stop until I'm at 200. Remind me of this.
now it's "Talks to Angels" by the Black Crows
love me some 90s radio…
This was a great idea...I'm currently at 240 and will not stop until I'm at 200. Remind me of this.
Is that another AD's lipstick on your collar coach?
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Feb 13, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Did the graphics department misplace their Shift keys?
by Narrow Right on Feb 13, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions
nonsensical type justification
is nonsensical
"if they're still paying, you're still winning."
-my dad
by whiskey_soup on Feb 14, 2012 1:18 AM EST up reply actions
Are they still recording/performing?
This was a great idea...I'm currently at 240 and will not stop until I'm at 200. Remind me of this.
At one point they were down to a trio.
I love a group that has good harmonies. Their a capela version of “Yesterday” was fantastic.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 13, 2012 6:24 PM EST up reply actions
Agreed.
This was a great idea...I'm currently at 240 and will not stop until I'm at 200. Remind me of this.
OYEZ OYEZ OYEZ
Bona fide Wal-Mart Wolverine™ Kate Upton to be SI Swimsuit Cover Model!
http://www.tmz.com/2012/02/13/kate-upton-unreal-s-i-swimsuit-cover-leaks-to-web/
How many times do you think she's been in a Wal-Mart?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
"Any Questions?"
I suppose I could think of a few, but I doubt I’d be able to articulate them coherently.
“Hi, Kate, how are you? Are you having a great time here in Detroit, I mean Indy, I’m sorry?”
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
...I just got followed by EvilEsq.
I’m trying to figure out WHY.
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For the record, not me.
It could be. But it’s not.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I guess it's to be expected
since apparently 99% of the people I talk to on Twitter are attorneys.
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Making up percentages like that is illegal you know...
/not being serious
//hate having to qualify this
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"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 13, 2012 7:16 PM EST up reply actions
ah fuck it, I got nothing better to do
why occupy if we can tailgate?
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 13, 2012 7:21 PM EST up reply actions
WE ARE THE 99%
/bills .3
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 13, 2012 7:17 PM EST up reply actions
Gah...
My cousin just passed the bar exam….I want to kick her in the shin
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 13, 2012 7:19 PM EST up reply actions
Trust me....she's suffered enough.
And she hasnt even started to pay back her loans yet.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 13, 2012 7:20 PM EST up reply actions
I think my aunt and uncle covered most of it
They were fairly well-off and they even rented out her room when she was gone for the extra dough…I think she still has to pay a little more but not much
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 13, 2012 7:22 PM EST up reply actions
YOU GET NOTHING, TWITTER HOLD OUT
I however, am willing to farm out my twitter account to you for 1/3 of any attorney’s fees paid out.
Search your feelings. You know the evil that lurks within you.
by Narrow Right on Feb 13, 2012 6:40 PM EST up reply actions
I escaped the island.
Jack failed.
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Yes, you should.
I mean, there’s evil, and there’s simply amoral.
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I didn't know Cam Newton posted on EDSBS.
Welcome.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 13, 2012 6:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
So did I.
I mean, I know why I got followed though.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I blame Dawkins.
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I blame Lucas Jackson.
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 13, 2012 7:08 PM EST up reply actions
It wasn't me!
It was the one armed man!
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 13, 2012 7:10 PM EST up reply actions
But seriously, wasn't that off of Curb Your Entusiasm?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 13, 2012 7:12 PM EST up reply actions
I'm going with a combination of "The Fugitive" and "The Mask"
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 13, 2012 7:12 PM EST up reply actions
The Curb Your Enthusiasm episode must've been based on the Fugitive
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 13, 2012 7:13 PM EST up reply actions
How many Arky State alums watch 'Curb'?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Hey man...I'm not an Indian...er Red Wolf.
Keep the gloves up, man.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 13, 2012 7:14 PM EST up reply actions
I just had my first Genesee Cream Ale in what must be 30 years
It suddenly appeared in my local carryout, in 30-packs. I asked the counter lady if it came in sixers, which it didn’t, but she gave me a can out of a pack that had come apart. I told her how long it had been since I’d seen it, and as I picked up the bag to leave she said, “Enjoy your nostalgia.”
Got it properly cold in the freezer — not ice cold but a good 45 deg or so. I have to say it was pretty good. Nice and malty, not overly carbonated, lightly hopped. A nice amber ale with good body and mouthfeel, and malt finish.
I may have to start getting it again as the cheap go-to beer.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 13, 2012 6:52 PM EST reply actions
wow that is a blast from my teen years
Anybody get a load Pitino in white and Boeheim in gray.
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
by Boatdrinks on Feb 13, 2012 7:08 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
yes but mainly because I am using my phone and I am slow
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
by Boatdrinks on Feb 13, 2012 7:20 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
#NotPitinoProblems
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
man he looks like a pimp
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
by Boatdrinks on Feb 13, 2012 7:23 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
you won't ever think that with Jimmy B.
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
by Boatdrinks on Feb 13, 2012 7:24 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
Gene Keady is the assistant coach for St. John's.
That is interesting.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC in regards to one of my comments.
Emma Rocks!!!
,
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 6:56 PM EST reply actions
Steve Lavin is the coach.
Shouldn’t be too surprising. Lavin was an assistant to Keady at Purdue.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
That makes sense.
I just thought he would be in FL playing golf at this point.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC in regards to one of my comments.
Emma Rocks!!!
,
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 7:01 PM EST up reply actions
But still has the money that be green also known as "recruiting strategy"
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 13, 2012 6:59 PM EST up reply actions
/Gene Keady's hair tears ACL
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 13, 2012 7:15 PM EST up reply actions
So, it's a beautiful evening for getting in a run
and the cold-like thing that’s been going around work finally got to me. Furk.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Pitino's suit:
Sweet Jesus.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 13, 2012 7:04 PM EST reply actions
Did he just grab it off the coat hanger?
Cause that thing looks disgusting.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
You know...there is a joke here
but I’m gonna let it slide.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 13, 2012 7:08 PM EST up reply actions
Its best that way.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 13, 2012 7:10 PM EST up reply actions
Just like Bud Foster's lunchbox?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 13, 2012 7:09 PM EST up reply actions
Or FSU being ranked preseason Top 5?
by ElRocco337 on Feb 13, 2012 7:11 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Or Todd Graham taking another job?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 13, 2012 7:14 PM EST up reply actions
Or Oregon's new uniforms?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 13, 2012 7:17 PM EST up reply actions
Like Pitino, he tends to finish early.
by emc503 on Feb 13, 2012 7:22 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
CCC Combo breaker
That doesnt happen every year or (thank God) anymore.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 13, 2012 7:23 PM EST up reply actions
Or Jim Leavett's outbursts
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 13, 2012 7:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Or Denard making a play action pass on 4th and 1 against Michigan State?
Or UCLA’s “Football Monopoly is Over” ad?
there is a fine line between agressive and retarded
UCLA’s ad men were too busy snorting it too care.
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 13, 2012 7:30 PM EST up reply actions
They should have hired the ad firm of
Snappy,
Snazzy,
and Snazztacular.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
The eco-kat folks might be needing work.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC in regards to one of my comments.
Emma Rocks!!!
,
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 7:35 PM EST up reply actions
Or the Charles playing ranked teams.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 13, 2012 7:29 PM EST up reply actions
The Oklahoma/Texas/WV games vs Kansas should be glorious.
by Narrow Right on Feb 13, 2012 7:31 PM EST up reply actions
He's going to go 0-12 or 1-11 this year.
I am not joking.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 13, 2012 7:32 PM EST up reply actions
but it will feel so good if it happens to someone else
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 13, 2012 7:32 PM EST up reply actions
If it is 0-12, I will buy you a beer.
remember this.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC in regards to one of my comments.
Emma Rocks!!!
,
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 7:33 PM EST up reply actions
that was bait.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC in regards to one of my comments.
Emma Rocks!!!
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 7:35 PM EST up reply actions
I thought you just misplaced it,
since, to me, it looks like there should be one after “purveyor of BOTC”
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
grammar, equations ... close enough for engineers.
plus or minus five percent is great for EE’s.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC in regards to one of my comments.
Emma Rocks!!!
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 7:58 PM EST up reply actions
I was a terrible writer in HS and college(probably not much better now)
So I made sure I got ALL the grammar points available.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I can write and use grammar
but I tend to get lazy (in a hurry) on here.
Normally I write something 2 or things time when it is something that counts.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC in regards to one of my comments.
Emma Rocks!!!
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 8:01 PM EST up reply actions
Just letting you know why I said it-
and making sure you knew I was only busting chops a little!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
No worries.
It was amusing.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC in regards to one of my comments.
Emma Rocks!!!
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 8:04 PM EST up reply actions
You're... probably going to owe him a beer.
Kansas’s OOC schedule is SDSU @ KU, Rice @ KU, and KU @ Northern Illinois. NIU and SDSU will likely beat them handily. Rice might be dicey but, I mean, Rice beat Purdue last year, right? I’m sure they can beat KU this year.
There is no one in the Big 12 they can beat.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
Buying him a beer would be worth it.
Even if I have to travel to the frigid north.
Seeing KU go 0-12 would be epic.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC in regards to one of my comments.
Emma Rocks!!!
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 7:37 PM EST up reply actions
PAK, SDSU is not San Diego State
SDSU is South Dakota State.
Unless your name is Minnesota (Although Kansas did lose to North Dakota State couple years ago)…
Sadly, and I say this as an alumnus of South Dakota State
They are sdsu.edu. South Dakota State is sdstate.edu.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 13, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions
SUDS.
In more than one way.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 13, 2012 7:42 PM EST up reply actions
Non-con games for Charles
South Dakota State, Rice, and at Northern Illinois.
Me think Charles will at least go 3-9.
OH. SOUTH DAKOTA. I thought that was San Diego State.
NIU will beat them for sure. They’re a not-bad MAC team. South Dakota State, yeah, they should beat them. Rice…. I’m not so sure about.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
/Charles goes 10-2
//Charles goes to Fiesta Bowl
///Charles loses Fiesta Bowl
////Charles gets contract extension
/////Charles goes 2-10 the next three years
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 13, 2012 7:38 PM EST up reply actions
That's got nothing on Huggy Bear's mustard suit.
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Dont act like you wouldnt wear that to a depo with a straw hat
by emc503 on Feb 13, 2012 7:12 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Depends on the jurisdiction
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Didn't he switch suits at half time last year?
Unlucky suit
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 13, 2012 7:19 PM EST up reply actions
Only effective if he went into a phone booth to perform said changing.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Quick quiz: 12-7 with 11 minutes in 1st half vs 18-7 with 13 minutes left in 1st.
Which is top-10 women’s BB and which is top-20 men’s BB?
I'll wager that
Situation A is B1G basketball (Wisconsin?)
Situation B is Big 12 womens bball
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 13, 2012 7:24 PM EST up reply actions
Nope. A is Lvll-Syracuse men and B is TN-KY women. (Although I was slightly wrong: TN is 11 not 10.)
As I write this, the women have scored more in less time.
by Narrow Right on Feb 13, 2012 7:27 PM EST up reply actions
Wonder if Cuse of Louisville break 20 before the half
this is some B1G style stuff
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 13, 2012 7:37 PM EST up reply actions
With UConn-Butler slugfest in the NC game and this game
Is B!GAIDS spreading to the Big East?
Jon Bois is the king of twitter.
@jon_bois: final score prediction: Louisville a hubcap from a 1993 Tercel, Syracuse a bunch of shit they stole from the Marriott and an orphaned child
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
by PAK on Feb 13, 2012 7:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
my dog is staring at me for cracking up randomly
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 13, 2012 7:59 PM EST up reply actions
That sounds like the contents of a tiger shark stomach.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
/puts spoiler on 93 tercel
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 13, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, Christ.
The Acura Integra was a perfectly fine car; I don’t know why the owner had to do that. (And that’s before we get to the spoiler.)
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
At ridiculous speed you need all the down force you can get
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
I sure hope Boatdrinks doesn't erupt into a fierce, profanity-laced tirade should Syracuse lose this game
Punting is winning.
Our large and diverse Louisville contingent may want to disperse and take cover, just to be safe.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Wait, what Lare and diverse Louisville contingent?
Was that a joke?
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 13, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
paging nick petrelli, nick petrelli to the white courtesty phone please
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 13, 2012 7:29 PM EST up reply actions
The phone won't be white once nick gets done with it
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Feb 13, 2012 7:30 PM EST up reply actions
thatsracist.gif
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 13, 2012 8:01 PM EST up reply actions
SNUSNU

"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 13, 2012 7:33 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
So apparently vandals have struck my sister-in-law's car.
She put this picture up on Facebook (NSFW). Is it OK to laugh at this when I see her?
You can't piss on hospitality!
The hell was your sister doing in Idaho?
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
*sister-in-law
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
Is running a fast break a lost skill?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC in regards to one of my comments.
Emma Rocks!!!
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 7:42 PM EST reply actions
The B1G is about 11 years from discovering it
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Feb 13, 2012 7:53 PM EST up reply actions
I think "fast" and B1G are mutually exclusive.
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 13, 2012 7:54 PM EST up reply actions
but but
spread hd
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 13, 2012 7:54 PM EST up reply actions
The B1G defends the break pretty well.
Partly because if they don’t, MSU will take advantage. (We almost always catch somebody by surprise in the tournament by doing this – Maryland running the press in the 2010 tournament was hilarious, we were up 20 about 8 minutes in.)
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Shhhh
The B1G is bad at everything.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
/The Assman 1 logs off
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 13, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions
sadface
:(
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 13, 2012 7:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
//The Assman 1 logs back on
///Makes comment to dudebrabroman
///Alexanderkotov makes comment
////The Assman 1 logs off
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 13, 2012 7:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
people like me!
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 13, 2012 7:56 PM EST up reply actions
is this anti-Romanian bias?
If so, enjoy your rec.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I'm not even Romanian! Not even a tiny fraction.
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 13, 2012 7:57 PM EST up reply actions
Yes...THE ROMANIA IS WEAK
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 13, 2012 7:58 PM EST up reply actions
Well, I study the area between Romania and Ukraine, so.
I guess my shit is weak.
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 13, 2012 8:00 PM EST up reply actions
Haha, the Clemson of Eastern Europe
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
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by 8gooner8 on Feb 13, 2012 8:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I kind of figured that was Serbia, actually.
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 13, 2012 8:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
NO...its all Moldova's fault
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 13, 2012 8:06 PM EST up reply actions
countries as college football teams thread?
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 13, 2012 8:07 PM EST up reply actions
Georgia = Georgia
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 13, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
britain=Notre dame
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 13, 2012 8:09 PM EST up reply actions
Or the USSR. They were each last relevant around the same time.
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 13, 2012 8:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
true, Ireland as Purdue?
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 13, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions
Germany = Oklahoma
Think about it for a second
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 13, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions
Germany=Alabama the last decade
EDSBS's finest fifteen year old
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 13, 2012 8:16 PM EST up reply actions
Michigan=Egypt
A most Auncient and Rever’d culture with periods of epic dominance in the past, followed by a recent period of subjugation by a venal, corrupt strongman. Now, after he was overthrown in a great cathartic moment for the nation, there are still questions about its continued rise, especially with a new breed of strongman attempting to establish control.
France= LSU in the MNC
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
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No, France = OSU in the MNC
Or Michigan in the Rose Bowl
by Mango Stasi on Feb 13, 2012 8:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Rutgers = Liechtenstein
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 13, 2012 8:12 PM EST up reply actions
Meh, dogs live longer in Gruzia
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
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by 8gooner8 on Feb 13, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Serbia=Iowa
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
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Fair enough.
Even though I don’t hate Iowa.
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 13, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions
have you ever been in Iowa?
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 13, 2012 8:12 PM EST up reply actions
I almost went to Iowa actually.
But I am le poors and went to Auburn.
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 13, 2012 8:12 PM EST up reply actions
What is wrong with you?
Chipbird we need an intervention.
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Emma Rocks!!!
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 8:12 PM EST up reply actions
I think she actually wanted to go there for undergrad too.
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 13, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions
ick.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC, in regards to one of my comments.
Emma Rocks!!!
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions
Well, neither of us did if that counts for anything.
She went here and I went to Auburn.
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 13, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions
seriously.
I can’t dislike Iowa, it was where Bill Snyder worked before K-State.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC, in regards to one of my comments.
Emma Rocks!!!
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 8:16 PM EST up reply actions
Maybe Bulgaria?
Talks tough, has one moment of success, and then pisses off everyone around them
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 13, 2012 8:19 PM EST up reply actions
they never really had a good patch
they seem more like the western kentucky
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 13, 2012 8:04 PM EST up reply actions
THE ROMANIA IS GAME TO YOU?
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 13, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
ROMANIA IS PRETTY MUCH MY FUCKING LIVELIHOOD.
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 13, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions
Isn't ACS actually Romanian in descent in some form or fashion?
It seems I remember this.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 13, 2012 8:12 PM EST up reply actions
He is gypsy, I believe
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Gypsy-Arsonist
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 13, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions
Well, yes.
But we knew the arsonist part already :-)
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
He's a Drunkard.
That makes him a citizen of the world.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 13, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
"Casablanca" auto-rec engaged
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 13, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
So he can tell our fortune?
What will FSU’s 2012 season be like?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 13, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions
8-5.
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 13, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions
I need a real fortune teller
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 13, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions
Picture a large fire....
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"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC, in regards to one of my comments.
Emma Rocks!!!
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions
and some tires, and a dumpster
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Chicagoland's 3,607,832nd finest resident
by dudebrabroman on Feb 13, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions
I see an army arrayed in gold and black...
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 13, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
NONONONONONONONONONONNONONONONO
Well….at least the forest hasn’t moved yet
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 13, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions
Yes.
Why don’t I get a neutral site game against Army in Bucharest?
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 13, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions
You've just given ND an idea for their 2014 schedule.
by ElRocco337 on Feb 13, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Hai Steaua! :D
/no, really, fuck Steaua
#teamucluj
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 13, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions
you mean #teamKolozsvár
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Yes, that.
I do at least sort of avoid the Transylvania spiders since I mostly study Moldova/Bessarabia/Transnistria.
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 13, 2012 8:25 PM EST up reply actions
Look on the bright side
They won’t be able to play Purdue on the moon that year if they play in Romania as well.
Oh, I dunno.
We have a thing for playing in cold, grey, desolate places.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 13, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions
I, for one, would be amused by the sight of Charles in low gravity.
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 13, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions
The Charles in low gravity.
New planetary body discovered.
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Emma Rocks!!!
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
New Solar System found orbiting him.
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 13, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions
He is orbited by cheetos
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 13, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Impossible to play football.
It would immediately be sucked in by his gravity and end up in orbit.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 13, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions
Another thing you stole from Ohio!
Gimme back my The!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
You will get it back soon enough.
How does October 20th sound?
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
YES, MINE
Don’t go losing it to someone else!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
/MikeLew glares at The Eastern Michigan University
by Narrow Right on Feb 13, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions
Fuck Eastern.
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 13, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions
Beating ND but losing to EMU...
that’s the most Purdue thing ever.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
That seems like more of a Clemson thing.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
We play Michigan two weeks before you.
And Wisconsin in between. Good luck, hope we make it that far. Oh, and Notre Dame is a month before all of that.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
We will take the traveling The, and then give it to BYU
and you will never get it back.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 13, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions
But, what if...
Dammit
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I think Denard will be stealing the traveling The before the BYU game.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 13, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
[ominous music]
AIR FORCE.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 13, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 13, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions
All week before the Air Force game
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 13, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
I think I'll listen to this instead to get away from MIDI death.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 13, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
I haven't gotten him into Miyazaki yet.
SOON
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 13, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
YOINK.
Ours.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Really?
Really?
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 13, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
Well, we've done it four times in a row.
What makes you think we can’t do it again?
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Your complete lack of an offense, for one.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 13, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions
Eh. Maxwell is supposed to be pretty good.
A little bit worried about the receivers (since I think our top three were all seniors), but we’ll have an OL that’s not entirely new this time around.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Purdue v. Michigan on the moon.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
The Mun?
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 13, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions
Side note: I know that "Roma" is used,
but is “gypsy” offensive?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
It's a fine line
It very easily can be, depending on the content
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
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That's what I was worried about...
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
For example in a newspaper
“…the Hungarian Gypsy community…” this is fine
“you gypsy” big no no
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
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Like Traian Basescu found out.
That fucking racist asshole.
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 13, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions
Gotcha
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I would stick to Roma or Romani just to be safe.
Especially in continental Europe.
/enormouseuropeanspiderattack
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 13, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions
Roma was what we used in KFOR
So that’s what I’ve tried to stick with ever since.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 13, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions
I have a CSB about Roma in Pristina, Kosovo
But I’m more than certain I’ve told it before. Long story short, it involves me and some buddies getting our picture taken under the Bill Clinton statue in downtown Pristina with cigars and a little Roma girl (no older than 10) walking along and pointing and saying “Cigar! Cigar! Pussy! Pussy!”
I don’t think I’ve ever been so shocked in my life.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 13, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions
I think so.
I’m actually not, despite the amount I talk about it. I’m German/English.
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 13, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions
I think jealousy is involved.
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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 7:57 PM EST up reply actions
That's sort of what I'm wondering.
I’ve barely been here all day. :(
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 13, 2012 7:58 PM EST up reply actions
I have no answers either
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 13, 2012 7:59 PM EST up reply actions
Fox Sports Midwest is not showing poker.
It is showing people TALKING about poker.
Well the weather channel talks about the weather more than they show it.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC in regards to one of my comments.
Emma Rocks!!!
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 7:56 PM EST up reply actions
'Everyone talks about the weather,
but no one ever DOES anything about it."
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Halftime in Louisville, and 'Cuse is trailing.
Dammit.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Live footage of Nick Petrilli

Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 13, 2012 8:04 PM EST up reply actions
and the grammy goes to
arcade fire
"if they're still paying, you're still winning."
-my dad
by whiskey_soup on Feb 14, 2012 1:19 AM EST up reply actions
So, watching this Syracuse-Louisville game makes me want to say something.
Hey Big East fans, you can fuck right off in bitching about slow, plodding, B1G basketball.
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This is not Syracuse's fault.
Everyone knows the refs discriminate against them for their style of play.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 13, 2012 8:12 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
This is not our fault
Louisville plays shitty looking basketball.
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Feb 13, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions
seriously, that was ugly
/had to go away from EDSBS @4 if I didn’t want to catch spoilers for the game
//stupid jerb
How to tell you don't feel good.
rivalry game and you know you will fall asleep by half.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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Emma Rocks!!!
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 8:12 PM EST reply actions
I didn't even bother to try and wake up for the Syracuse game
I just kinda did wake up
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 13, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions
humor is good for the ill.
Watch the KU v K-State game and laugh at the calls the refs make.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC, in regards to one of my comments.
Emma Rocks!!!
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions
I can here my dad yelling
I’ll just laugh at that
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 13, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions
y'all remember that cat I've been feeding?
it now sits at my window and cries every evening until I put a plate of food out for it. .
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 13, 2012 8:12 PM EST reply actions
it has you well trained.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC, in regards to one of my comments.
Emma Rocks!!!
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
how does it even know which room is mine?!
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 13, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions
positive reinforcement?
It probably cried outside multiple rooms until one produced food. Repeat until food source is localized.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC, in regards to one of my comments.
Emma Rocks!!!
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions
That's why you don't feed the cat.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 13, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions
Bwahaha, told you!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I love Bradying

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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 13, 2012 8:16 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
i hate you
"if they're still paying, you're still winning."
-my dad
by whiskey_soup on Feb 14, 2012 1:20 AM EST up reply actions
/Does the safety dance
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 1:21 AM EST up reply actions
And MikeLew I fixed the grammar in my sig.
/now contemplating a math error that I can add to my sig.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC, in regards to one of my comments.
Emma Rocks!!!
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 8:18 PM EST reply actions
Now that's just cruel!
:-P
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
HAMMERICA, FUCK YEAH!

On a serious note, this new conference sounds fucking awesome. Where do you put the conference tourney, New Orleans, Vegas, or Cheyenne? I hope it ends up in Albuquerque.
by Truffle Shuffle on Feb 13, 2012 8:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
At least there will be plenty of beer.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC, in regards to one of my comments.
Emma Rocks!!!
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions
Bronson, MIssouri.

To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 13, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I knew I shouldve taken that left turn at albuquercue
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 13, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions
Peter King would like to suggest Wichita.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
by Tremendous on Feb 13, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
EXCELLENT coffee in Wichita. When I was driving through there on my way to Kiln to see Brett...
by MGoEcon on Feb 13, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
No, he was driving to Manhattan to see his daughter in a lacrosse/softball/soccer game.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 13, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions
False.
When Peter travels along the East Coast, it’s always the Acela.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
We're Manhappiness.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC, in regards to one of my comments.
Emma Rocks!!!
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions
The "Emma got in trouble" story in your signature is hilarious.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Now if we can only get the legislators to keep this abuse from happening to other kids.
Jayhawker = War of Yankee Aggression Guerilla supporting Kansas as a Free State.
Jayhawk = Mythical bird that has nothing to do with Jayhawkers per KU administration.
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Emma Rocks!!!
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
Kibbie Dome.
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 13, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions
One team leaves the Kibbie Dome heading east, the other leaves the Fargo Dome heading west.
They play where ever they meet, with whoever they have left standing.
by Truffle Shuffle on Feb 13, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
On an open plain somewhere in North Dakota.
God forbid anyone drive by on a lonesome highway, or that a herd of buffalo pass and see the grim spectacle.
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 13, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
Also, lol Idaho has just died of dysentery.
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 13, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
I love the Kibbie Dome
Its my favorite reversible Airplane hangar/football stadium
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 13, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions
Like maybe for a Cessna. Not for anything big.
Also I think Cessna makes a plane called the Cardinal. :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 13, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions
I think it says gameday
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 13, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
Me too
There’s a lot going on though.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
Study, or watch Black Hawk Down?
If I did the former, I’d be un-American.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 13, 2012 8:30 PM EST reply actions
Comps are turned in already, right?
Fuck it, time for helicopters
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Highway construction in a snowstorm.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 13, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions
These teams are B1G.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 13, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions
FAKE. ACC. ASS.
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 13, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions
FAKE. ASS. ACS.
"if they're still paying, you're still winning."
-my dad
by whiskey_soup on Feb 14, 2012 1:21 AM EST up reply actions
KAFKA. ESQUE. ACC.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 1:22 AM EST up reply actions
Pffft,
Uconn made these team look like the Globetrotters.
by Truffle Shuffle on Feb 13, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions
Because the KFC Yum Center sucks the fucking soul out of everyone in the building
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 13, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
I dunno.
We don’t seem to have much of a problem with it.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 13, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
You can't suck the soul out of something which already has no soul
You just fed off the negative energy.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 13, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, there's no energy in that building...
that’s why they’ve lost 4 home games in two years. (to Kentucky, G-Town, ND in double OT, and Drexel). Such a tame place.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
It sucks the energy out of the opposing team?
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 13, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions
I'd picture clogged carotid arteries sucking energy out of the opposing team.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
Anything called the KFC Yum Center would do that.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 13, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Kentucky women outscoring both of them - except they're down almost 30 to Tennesee.
by Narrow Right on Feb 13, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions
Is this the game that will be a rematch for the national championship?
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Emma Rocks!!!
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
I'll be super pissed if Louisville makes a final.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 13, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
some folks said the same thing about Bama...
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC, in regards to one of my comments.
Emma Rocks!!!
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions
if it made sense it wouldn't be a good troll.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC, in regards to one of my comments.
Emma Rocks!!!
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions
Syracuse took a 7 point lead
This should cause Louisville to not waste all the time on the shot clock.
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I think the last House episode should conclude with "It's lupus"
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC, in regards to one of my comments.
Emma Rocks!!!
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 8:43 PM EST reply actions
Series Finale: House has to diagnose himself
/spends 2 hours grousing and bouncing his tennis ball from his hospital bed
//figures out it’s lupus
///summons team to proclaim diagnosis…
////dies
Syracuse is 1-29 outside the paint
HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?
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I blame the schools.
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 13, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions
LOL JIM BURR
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 13, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions
/clank
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Feeling better?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC, in regards to one of my comments.
Emma Rocks!!!
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions
No
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 13, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions
Must have been the mystery meat
Cedar Rapids fire officials say the source of a mysterious odor that sickened two dozen students and staff in the cafeteria at a middle school is still a mystery.
I see the infamous Hungarian Noodle Bake is spreading.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 13, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions
Ewww...
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 13, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions
And goulash.
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 13, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions
Awfully nice of the Lvl fans to bring pictures instead of signs for Fab.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 13, 2012 8:53 PM EST reply actions
Fab like birdie
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 13, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions
I like birdie.
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Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 13, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions
?
It’s a beautiful cardinal. :(
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 13, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
You see, he's around in months in which it might snow.
Shocking, I know.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 13, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
Gender equity and all.

Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 13, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
Even though it's your state bird?
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 13, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
Some Cubs fans
refer to the St. Louis Cardinals as ‘The Great Satan’.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Cardinal > Bear
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 13, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions
LOUISVILLE USES SEVEN NATION ARMY
IT’S VERY EFFECTIVE
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followed by the not fouling.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC, in regards to one of my comments.
Emma Rocks!!!
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions
1.7 seconds left, good luck Lvl.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC, in regards to one of my comments.
Emma Rocks!!!
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 8:59 PM EST reply actions
What the fuck kind of cheeky as bullshit was that Waiters.
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
Re: Lvll offense in last 30 seconds
We’re thinking about letting these people into the Big 12?
Cuse will win.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC, in regards to one of my comments.
Emma Rocks!!!
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
Still thought we'd foul like morons
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 13, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
It would have to have involved blood to be called.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC, in regards to one of my comments.
Emma Rocks!!!
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
Just saw a commercial with Ridin Dirty as the music.
My mind immediately started doing the White and Nerdy lyrics.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 13, 2012 9:01 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Your brain does it right.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 13, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
If starting Weird Al in my head automatically is wrong
I don’t want to be right.
by Narrow Right on Feb 13, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
RuPaul is channeling his inner Don Cherry.
God. Damn.
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my head asplode
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 13, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
I have not witnessed this but I would imagine that it is one of the most amazing sights human eyes have ever been beholden to.
You are correct.
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Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 13, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
In a good way or a bad way.
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 13, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
/nods
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Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 13, 2012 9:15 PM EST up reply actions
SPEAKING OF DON CHERRY
He has Deadmau5 on his playlist shuffle on CBC.ca. He listens to it while rolling in his ’83 Lincoln.
Twitter: RyanMcD29
Don Cherry makes me proud to be a human.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 13, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
Wooo-hooo snowy K-State campus pictures!
/both shot from one spot with the camera facing opposite directions.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC, in regards to one of my comments.
Emma Rocks!!!
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 9:08 PM EST reply actions
/camera shot of corn field
//camera shot of corn field
///camera shot of corn field
by Narrow Right on Feb 13, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
Student Union and Holtz Hall.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC, in regards to one of my comments.
Emma Rocks!!!
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
/students ice skate on pool of frozen spittle in front of Holtz Hall.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Is that R'lyeh in the background?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Managing forgotten passwords in two different gmail accounts is damned irritating, I must say.
LOOK AT WHAT I DO FOR YOU PEOPLE
Hint:
Just add EDSBS to the end of one.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Bad idea to wait to do a paper after the Syracuse-Louisville game
It’s gonna take me 45 minutes to get unwound from that
Twitter: RyanMcD29
Today's ESPN bracket, for what it's worth (little to nothing), is encouraging.
Michigan gets the 4, hypothetically facing Florida in the second round (the third round for the Gators). Kansas is the #1, but they will lose to Saint Louis in the first weekend, because that is the way of the world.
Also, Notre Dame is matched against Purdue, for all the clanktasticness.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
SOON.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
by Tremendous on Feb 13, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/Mike Brey slowly strangles Purdue to death
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 13, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions
Oh.
Right.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
NO. It is the second round.
I will not give in to that crap.
by Narrow Right on Feb 13, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions
The furthest I will go is Round of 64/32
Second/Third round? Fuck that.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 13, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions
Missouri, Georgetown, and Louisville in our region?
YAIS.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
If this is the bracket in March, Sparty's going down early
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 13, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions
Wat?
Sparty is untouchable in March. Especially when ruled out.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
At the least, the play will be so slow that turtles will find it boring
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 13, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions
They aren't the problem.
If you seek the problem, look further west, to a team on the other side of Lake Michigan that wears red.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
As an ESS EEE CEE type I just assumed they wuz all slow, PAWWLLL
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 13, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions
We're actually right around (and slightly above) average tempo nationally.
There are three B1G teams that play faster (OSU, Indiana, Iowa). But Wisconsin makes glaciers look rather hasty, and the rest of the conference falls between “a little slow” and “damn slow”.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I would have considered us horribly slow in tempo
But according to one ranking we’re 38th
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 13, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions
I'm dumb and read the chart wrong
By his ranking we’re 38th. Our tempo is 327, which sounds about right. Wisconsin is indeed has the absolute lowest tempo.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 13, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions
My grammar is fail tonight
This is what I get for reading too many papers
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 13, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions
Might want to ask UConn about that.
Considering that we blew them out in the Final Four a few years back by running the break all night long. (Of course, we did suffocate Louisville with a methodical offense – but that’s because the Cardinals that year were reliant on the fast break themselves and prone to betting impatient on D.)
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
He's a Harvard type.
His plucky optimism amuses me. (In all seriousness, I think Harvard could do some damage – but I don’t think it will happen to us.)
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Purdue rallies together to overcome hardships
/Loses in second round
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 13, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions
Whoever beats us goes at least to the Final Four.
It’s science.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
UCONN/MEMPHIS:
Two schools that hate John Calipari fight for the right to play die before John Calipari.
by Truffle Shuffle on Feb 13, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions
If any of you are rooting for KU, let me know.
So I can send hellbeast, blanx and Tom Hammond over to keep you company.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC, in regards to one of my comments.
Emma Rocks!!!
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 9:36 PM EST reply actions
An FSU fan with a gator as a picture, what do you expect?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC, in regards to one of my comments.
Emma Rocks!!!
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions
/Checks
He is a Braves fan.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 13, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions
BUT ITS GUMMY!!!
Surely, exceptions can be made
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 13, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions
not if you root for mutant chickens.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC, in regards to one of my comments.
Emma Rocks!!!
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions
Collective "Ooooooooh" across EDSBS land
as we all finally realize what a JayHawk is. Thanks for clearing that up.
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 13, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions
the days of Ahearn with blue painted chickens smuggled in for the KU game was always fun.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC, in regards to one of my comments.
Emma Rocks!!!
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
Should I root for a team that plays in the Little Apple?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 13, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions
Bill Murray has.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC, in regards to one of my comments.
Emma Rocks!!!
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions
This game is giving Bo Ryan a massive erection
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 13, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
Now that looks like an interesting show.
Ninja Warrior 27 on ch 191.
Starts March 4th.
I have no idea what ch 191 is.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC, in regards to one of my comments.
Emma Rocks!!!
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 10:11 PM EST reply actions
It's basically the world's most ridiculously difficult obstacle course.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
OH SHIT BEANPOT CHAMPIONSHIP GOING TO OT
Hey y’all.
Posting a comment on this website has always been a dream of mine.
by Big Jon on Feb 13, 2012 10:13 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Is this on TV?
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 13, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions
It is here.
Not sure if NESN gets picked up by any FSN affiliates.
Posting a comment on this website has always been a dream of mine.
by Big Jon on Feb 13, 2012 10:28 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
/Crosses fingers for summer fellowship
just applied to my 3rd library/museum internship. this one would be the most prestigious and would pay. pleaseeeeeeeeee iwantittttttt
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 13, 2012 10:13 PM EST reply actions
Get that money.
Or at least that work experience and connections, if they’re not into the whole thing about paying employees.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
It may be because he's Scottish, or maybe because he plays a badass ranger in black hawk down
but I really like Ewan McGreggor.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 13, 2012 10:15 PM EST reply actions
So, scotch or beer tonight?
Wait, let me rephrase: Laphroaig, Blackened Voodoo Lager, Ranger IPA, or Yeungling?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I vote Laphroaig
I would use the Yeungling for whatever it is your cooking…
by kadoogan on Feb 13, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It's become the default "house beer"
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
per sales have plummeted in Gambier ever since yuengling came in
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 13, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
We used to drink PBR because pitchers were 4 bucks at the Cove
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
There's a bar between Fenway and the house
That has a special: PBR tallboy + a shot of bourbon = $5 all day every day. Hoo dilly is it super effective.
Posting a comment on this website has always been a dream of mine.
by Big Jon on Feb 13, 2012 10:41 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Well, I do have a friend who can occasionally get a line on Monstah seats...
hmmmm, this may need to be a trip I make
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I heard that Fenway home games sold out in minutes this year
Granted, this upcoming season is also Fenway’s 100th birthday
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 13, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, my buddy's dad is a bit of a bigshot at some company, has access to the company seats whenever.
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
They sell out a lot, don't they?
Combination of loyalty and a smaller stadium. Heard it’s a hard seat to get period, regardless of the 100th anniversary.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 13, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
Normally it's not terribly difficult to find a seat for a boring home-series
The only time I ever went was through a student program that already had tickets, but I knew people who got tickets directly. For 2012, though, it’s impossible without lots of cash.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 13, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions
I was up there in 2002, walked up day of, got two together for 50 total,
and it was a Friday. Have things changed since then?
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Probably depends on how much the SAWX suck or not
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 13, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, I can imagine.
Had a great time, plus saw them lose, which always makes me happy – they had 12 hits, but only 2 runs. Lost to the Rangers, who had like 5 hits, 3 of which were solo bombs.
I’ve seen a couple good games there, actually.
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I'm not sure; I've never been there myself.
Probably word of mouth exaggeration.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 13, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
They've sold out every game since 2003, so yeah.
The seats up on the monstah are done by lottery in January and have a face value of about $150.
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by Big Jon on Feb 13, 2012 11:00 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Yeah, I knew those were $$$$
Still want to get up there for an Indians’ game- only seen the Rangers and the Mariners there
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Place in Athens had all pitchers for $5.00. Usually the Big3 and Dos Equis, but they'd sometimes switch out the Dos Equis with Terrapin.
Best beer deal I’ve ever seen was the Terrapin for $5.00. Granted, the place was busted at one time for being a meth lab. Still I’m looking for a good pitcher deal in NY now. Probably not happening.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 13, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
can't do Laphroaig.
it’s like drinking an ashtray.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 13, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions
Mmm, I love the peaty-ness of it
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Lager.
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Emma Rocks!!!
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions
I'm in an anti-IPA phase right now
But I gotta say that the Ranger is pretty good. More floral than bitter.
I think you guys have it...
going with the Ranger
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How was day 1 of real job?
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Ahhh, gotcha.
Thought it was today- things going good?
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Opening an actual factual office remains a tremendous pain in the ass.
Built the rest of our compute nodes today – got it down to about 20 man minutes per 64-core node. This involved running.
At least you got your exercise in!
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Not sure across-the-room-and-back really counts.
Gotta get back into the swing of things tomorrow. I sure miss my changing-stairwell…
Interval training!
/is good at this.
And yeah, nothing I like more than changing in the bathroom outside, next to the football concessions stand, because in the infinite wisdom of the builders, they didn’t put in a coaches’ locker room
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Always an excellent choice.
Unfortunately I keep moving to states that don’t have it.
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by Big Jon on Feb 13, 2012 10:33 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
<3
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by Big Jon on Feb 13, 2012 10:30 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Come visit, we have fun!
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Spring/summer will be crazy busy work time
To the point that I can’t afford to take a weekend off until the fall but then I’m heading south. New coworker buddy is a gator and we’re already talking about heading down for the WLOCP with the possibility of a few extra days in savannah.
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by Big Jon on Feb 13, 2012 10:37 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
We were in Jacksonville for the Cocktail Party this year-
couldn’t swing tickets, but had a blast at the bar. I still want to make a Georgia Southern game sometime, but my fall schedule gets pretty hectic with coaching.
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Get to Athens if you haven't already.
It’s the best gameday environment I’ve seen in my travels as far as the town/tailgating goes.
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by Big Jon on Feb 13, 2012 10:48 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
That's another one on the list-
been inside the stadium, but never on gameday.
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
The in-stadium experience wasn't as good as I had hoped
as compared to the swamp or either death valley, among others. Granted it was a cold rainy night in the Joe Cox era. But yeah, the pre-game tailgating and post-game bar scene are unparalleled.
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by Big Jon on Feb 13, 2012 11:08 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
You been to the Horseshoe yet?
I am incredibly biased, but it is a fantastic trip- if you’re thinking about it, drop me a line.
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It's probably about the 5th best in stadium atmosphere in the SEC.
But about 3 on tailgating and 1 on bar scene.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I was very proud
that the LSU folks that visited Morgantown this year said the WVU tailgating scene compared very favorably with the SEC scene.
And yes, they made a roux at our tailgate.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 13, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
Valentine's Day ... proving that love can be purchased?
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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 10:24 PM EST reply actions
and then disposed of.

my stash o' gifs
www.tigernet.com
by Orangebowl81 on Feb 13, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
One way or the other, you do it every day
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
by 8gooner8 on Feb 13, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Basically flowers-for-booty exchange day
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 13, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions
Don't forget to stop by the grocery store before they run out of decent flowers...
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Fuck that
Im getting a Vermont teddy bear
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 13, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
What a Vermont Titty Bar might look like:
by Orangebowl81 on Feb 13, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions
/pukes
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 13, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
WHY IS THIS A THING
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 13, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
Texas A&M's occasional infidelity?
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 13, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
it's satan
and you will stumble across it for strange things, such as any animated show ever
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 13, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
no exceptions means NO EXCEPTIONS
may have been on 4chan at thirteen, may have gone into the nsfw by accident. There was a five pic thread of dinosaurs having their way with cars.
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 13, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
Now just label them "George" and "memories"
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 13, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/Belks
NO
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 13, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
actually...
i did a GIS for ‘Vermont Titty Bar’ hoping to just find a sign for a strip club… apparantly they don’t have any. This came up.
o, and MOO!
my stash o' gifs
www.tigernet.com
by Orangebowl81 on Feb 13, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
and begs the question, if you tried to give her a few dollar bills...
by Orangebowl81 on Feb 13, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions 8 recs
FTFY
What a Vermont College Station Titty Bar might look like:
/baaaMeansNo.jpg
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Just remember
They’re made by ZOMBIES!

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 13, 2012 11:58 PM EST up reply actions
I'm making my girlfriend watch this episode when she visits this weekend
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 13, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
My wife and I have watched this episode eight years in a row.
Tomorrow makes nine.
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by Jamie DeVriend on Feb 13, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
bawwwwwwww
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 13, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
Also known as majoring in anti-English.
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 13, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions
you should be a copywriter!

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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 13, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions
Tyrone Biggums does not see a problem in this
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 13, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions
tyrone biggums sees no problems, only crack
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 13, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
That's non-non-non-non-non-non heinous, dude
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 13, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
math nerd valentines
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=sqrt(cos(x))cos(300x)%2Bsqrt(abs(x))-0.7)(4-x*x)^0.01,sqrt(6-x^2),-sqrt(6-x^2)from-4.5+to+4.5#
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my bad
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 13, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
Cardiod!
:-P
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
*Cardioid
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
For the biologists
I want to be DNA helicase so I can unzip your genes.
HEY-OH
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 13, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
Always heard the joke as RNA Transcriptase, but after searching, I don't know if that is a thing.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 13, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
There isn't an enzyme by that name
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 13, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
Either misheard the joke or was told the joke properly by someone that didn't know what they were talking about but wanted to sound smarter.
Knowing the person who first told me the joke and that person’s track record, I think the latter is more probable. She said the joke a lot.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 13, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
Long ago I would have remembered exactly how DNA helicase does its job, but that's gotten quite fuzzy now
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 13, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah this person tried the 'Hey I'm a nerd' schtick for the longest time.
It was like real life Big Bang Theory any time we were around her.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 13, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
Sounds like she's more along the lines of Теоретики than Big Bang Theory
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 13, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
Too out of practice with the Russian to get everything w/o subtitles, but damn...
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 13, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
I understood about a fourth
Which still makes it funnier than Big Bang Theory
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 13, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
I was reading a primary source in OCS earlier
Luckily it was in English as well, because I was all “WTF is this?”
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 13, 2012 11:59 PM EST up reply actions
You use 'ih' in your example since they are an object (Lord, help them).
You use ‘Oni’ in the other since they are the subjects of the sentences…(They don’t know what they Do).
And yeah OCS has bad flashback memories.
/realizes I took my OCS class almost six years ago.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 12:00 AM EST up reply actions
ah
I understand how cases work in general, but “Oni” as a nominative plural/“Ih” as accusative plural and “Ona” as a nominative/accusative singular baffled me
Different situation
нужна requires the “subject” to be in the dative case. So, “I need her” is literally “she is necessary for me.” Likewise, “I like this” is literally “this is pleasing to me.” It confused the hell out of me in my first year as well, so don’t worry.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 14, 2012 12:07 AM EST up reply actions
Third Rome, man.
Third Rome.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 12:10 AM EST up reply actions
Russian cases hive.
Also, it’s interestingly set up like Spanish Me gusta _______ construction. _ Is pleasing to me. Though regular words in Spanish and English don’t decline, a lt of pronouns do, even if they don’t really get called a case system in common parlance.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 12:10 AM EST up reply actions
KJV?
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 12:16 AM EST up reply actions
King James Version
The Bible translation.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 14, 2012 12:16 AM EST up reply actions
Gotcha.
/Raised Catholic, but I think I know what you mean.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 12:19 AM EST up reply actions
Technically, the I need her is grammatically 'She is necessary to me."
Hence the first person dative singular ‘mnje’
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 12:08 AM EST up reply actions
Ona is 'jejo' in Accusative if I remember correctly.
Apologies, but my computer isn’t set up for efficient Cyrillic.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 12:06 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah. Make the 'jo' rounded too.
I’ve found, though, that the transliteration we used in my OCS class which made sense is rarely used when people write out common transliterations, especially of place names. The y is for the ы, not for softening/lengthening of vowels. That’s what J is for.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 12:13 AM EST up reply actions
Meaning J is for the й, even when it isn't written. Helps with consistent pronounciation sooooo much.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 12:14 AM EST up reply actions
I dislike using the J for й, but I see why others would prefer it
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 14, 2012 12:18 AM EST up reply actions
I just think it's easier to transliterate back into Russian.
Some people are really inconsistent when it comes to throwing the y, i, and j around, and will sometimes use j for zh/ж. Plus, it’s nice when you’re used to Slavic languages that use Roman characters not having to learn the new system.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 12:21 AM EST up reply actions
so about how different is OCS from a modern Slavic language like Russian?
on the order of Latin-Spanish or more Old English-English?
Mr. So-crates is probably more knowledgeable than I am in this arena
But I think it’s closer to the latter linguistically. I’ve found OCS to be somewhat legibile, although frankly I can see more similarities between Latin and Spanish than Old English and English.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 14, 2012 12:30 AM EST up reply actions
Really...I get you two mixed up all the time
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 12:34 AM EST up reply actions
I'd say Old English to English.
It’s complicated, and when I took it, we studied the historical aspects of it a lot and how it evolved into the different languages. It’s not always really immediately apparent, though I did take it while I was in my third semester of Russian, so I may have missed more connections there.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 12:43 AM EST up reply actions
AUGH
now that song is my head
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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 14, 2012 12:31 AM EST up reply actions
My knowledge of Russian music is essentially limited to the song linked below.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
The best I can get out of this
Is that it’s some girl’s 18th birthday party, and the impression is that sexytime ensues.
Also, this is the entirety of Russian pop music (well, this and covers of folk stuff)
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 14, 2012 12:41 AM EST up reply actions
This...
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 12:44 AM EST up reply actions
Production quality really went up once they started to get the oil monies
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 14, 2012 12:46 AM EST up reply actions
haha
here’s the original; I actually think the GaGa makes it better http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WK1VbLcmRXA
Well, what's your sine?
Oh, I see. Can’t.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 13, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions
I pulled off a pretty good one a couple years ago.
I drew up a card for my girlfriend, though she was not my girlfriend at the time. The front of the card said “Brownian Motion,” and it had the description of a Brownian motion on a Riemannian manifold. The inside of the card contained a drawing of a brownie, lying along a dashed outline of a heart, and said “brownie in motion.” This lead into, “Hope your Valentine’s Day is sweet.”
by Synaesthesia on Feb 13, 2012 11:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I presume that you have seen FedValentines.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
My favorites:
“The sight of you fills me with irrational exuberance….”
“My love is elastic, my commitment too big to fail.”
“The non-traditional stimulus was way better than I thought it would be.”
I’m grateful that there are some in the profession with a sense of humor.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I have not.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVp8UGjECt4
If Police parodies are more your thing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipJTqCbETog
I have seen the second (Prof. Bachmann played it for us in 402 lecture, but I think I saw it in high school).
That’s a popular student group at Columbia Business School that puts on a show each semester.
Watching the first now.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
(Yep, that's the guy.)
I wouldn’t have taken Michele for a Bama fan….
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
GOD DAMNIT
This combination of images is going to give me nightmares for weeks.
by Mango Stasi on Feb 14, 2012 12:24 AM EST up reply actions
It has been half an hour since this was posted and I am still unable to come up with a coherent response.
I have to tip my cap, for this has left me completely dumbfounded.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
dat ass
"if they're still paying, you're still winning."
-my dad
by whiskey_soup on Feb 14, 2012 1:25 AM EST up reply actions
/Looks at Syracuse's schedule to see next game
Oh god
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
At the out of nowhere little shop of horrors known as the RAC
Welp, at least we’ll show who’s the favorite basketball team of the New York market, even if that song plays after every single road team foul like they do every single sack/first down/somewhat positive play at Rutgers Highpoint Solutions Stadium
Twitter: RyanMcD29
God, Black Hawk Down is amazing
gotta be one of my favorite films.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 13, 2012 11:07 PM EST reply actions
good night, time to watch the end of the game
and then sleep.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC, in regards to one of my comments.
Emma Rocks!!!
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 11:07 PM EST reply actions
that'll be me tomorrow at work.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC, in regards to one of my comments.
Emma Rocks!!!
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 13, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
Twitter is telling me Willie Martinez is coming to Auburn to help out Charles Bronson
They worked well together at UGA. How afraid should I be?
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
Did Martinez give him the Harmonica?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 13, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
Apparently it's wiki official
Link.
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
/checks syllabus
fuckkkkk. I have 160 pages to read for class tomorrow. peace out, folks.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 13, 2012 11:21 PM EST reply actions
What the hell, St. Louis?
I’ve seen you shut down for far less snow. Why am I still going to clinic tomorrow morning?
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Feb 13, 2012 11:23 PM EST reply actions
A premature happy VD to everyone!
Anyone still looking for a gift will be helped out by this handy guide, from those fine folks at Aperature Science.
http://youtu.be/w5I3VnCHWsU
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 13, 2012 11:39 PM EST reply actions
Somewhat disappointed by the lack of Cave Johnson, but still funny.
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Feb 13, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions
Mountaineer Manning Face

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 13, 2012 11:57 PM EST reply actions
Yais but you hate me so.
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 14, 2012 12:39 AM EST up reply actions
/The Assman 1 has logged off
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 12:40 AM EST up reply actions
Does anyone else think of Catibragian Uga Fan and Socrates Johnson as being the same person?
Punting is winning.
I mean, no. Not really. No more than I'm the same person as any of them.
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 14, 2012 12:42 AM EST up reply actions
Your oversized pictures of birds separate you from the rest of the pack
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 12:43 AM EST up reply actions
Is this why you hate me?
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 14, 2012 12:44 AM EST up reply actions
I hate you because you are a Central Michigan fan
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 12:45 AM EST up reply actions
That was the delightful "Notre Dame, Ohio State, and Michigan State lose in one weekend" trifecta day, no?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Ahahahaha.
The only thing that would have made that day better would have been the meteor coming through and hitting Ohio Stadium while the OSU-USC game was in progress.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
The school known for he Knowshon Moreno hurdle.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 12:46 AM EST up reply actions
What does that have to do with anything?
How is Central offensive at all?
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 14, 2012 12:46 AM EST up reply actions
He has been stricken with LeFevour and has yet to recover.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
by Tremendous on Feb 14, 2012 12:47 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Lefevour was before my time. I just started this year.
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 14, 2012 12:49 AM EST up reply actions
side effects include speedy, slippery Browns

/shows self out
by MGoEcon on Feb 14, 2012 12:50 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Ewwwwwwwwww you made a poop joke
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 12:51 AM EST up reply actions
Fire up, baby1
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 14, 2012 12:51 AM EST up reply actions
Hey, New Balance!
Does any other school wear their stuff?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I dont hate you....I was just thinking of something off the top of my head
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 12:49 AM EST up reply actions
Then what did I do?
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 14, 2012 12:49 AM EST up reply actions
Then what did I do?
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 14, 2012 12:49 AM EST up reply actions
Well first off, you posted the exact same thing twice
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 12:51 AM EST up reply actions
Oops. But seriously, what?
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 14, 2012 12:51 AM EST up reply actions
Um....nothing really....I just felt like picking on you today
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 12:52 AM EST up reply actions
You had me worried sick.
Revenge will be mine.
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 14, 2012 12:53 AM EST up reply actions
Did you think you offended me?
I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL. ARE YOU A COWARD OR DO YOU ACCEPT?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 12:54 AM EST up reply actions
What if I fire into the air is that enough to show honor without bloodshed?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 12:55 AM EST up reply actions
Shoot me.
You’ll only be killing a man.
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 14, 2012 12:58 AM EST up reply actions
Ok
/Shoots alexanderkotov in the arm
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 1:00 AM EST up reply actions
No...not in that way.....I know you are obviously two different people, but in my mind, I picture you both as the same charicature liking the same teams, etc.
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 12:44 AM EST up reply actions
Well we all think you're Van Pelt, so I guess it's cool
And I realize Peldt is not the way you spell his name.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 12:46 AM EST up reply actions
I guess what I meant to say is sometimes I misremember stories/preferences/etc. that you as being Cantabrigian's and vice versa
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 12:48 AM EST up reply actions
Eh, I misremember a lot here too.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 12:49 AM EST up reply actions
They're my go-to guys for Eastern European talk.
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 14, 2012 12:50 AM EST up reply actions
No.
I mean, they’re both Georgia fans at Northeastern schools. But that’s about it.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I went to UGA though.
Correct me if I’m wrong, but I don’t think Cantabrigan went there?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 12:45 AM EST up reply actions
SOMEONE KILL THAT CAT.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 14, 2012 12:52 AM EST reply actions
Obviously you shouldn't have fed the damn thing.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I will not apologize for the size of my heart, sirrah.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 14, 2012 12:54 AM EST up reply actions
Which one?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 12:52 AM EST up reply actions
/channeling inner Nick Petrilli
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 14, 2012 12:52 AM EST up reply actions
I know Garfield has said some contraversal things...especially about mornings...but I think thats a bridge too far
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 12:53 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
X

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 12:54 AM EST up reply actions 7 recs
Garfield minus Garfield auto-rec
by Mango Stasi on Feb 14, 2012 12:55 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
hive
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 14, 2012 12:55 AM EST up reply actions
Indeed
Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 14, 2012 12:58 AM EST up reply actions
...

Britches ain't shit but clothes and knits. #teamnopants
by alexanderkotov on Feb 14, 2012 12:59 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I know that you want the Liverpool-Tottenham game to go on
But this is an overreaction
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 14, 2012 1:07 AM EST up reply actions
Hi all...
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Feb 14, 2012 12:59 AM EST reply actions
Any good Hellbeast disses today?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 1:01 AM EST up reply actions
I've been gone since 3 and he went there. So...fortunately no.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Feb 14, 2012 1:01 AM EST up reply actions
But I imagine tomorrow shall be a delight.
She won’t get something she wants. And she will pout.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
She will want to go downtown.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 1:05 AM EST up reply actions
...
The lights are much brighter there
You can forget all your troubles, forget all your cares and go
Downtown where all the lights are bright,
Downtown, waiting for you tonight,
Downtown, you’re gonna be alright now
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 1:07 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Just so long as you don't sleep in the subway while you're downtown.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 1:07 AM EST up reply actions
They better stay at her fucking place
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Feb 14, 2012 1:07 AM EST up reply actions
Oh, from the sounds of things, the fucking place is yours, sir.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I think the fucking place is wherever they are when she isn't pouting
because from what I understand, they are like god damn rabbits
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Feb 14, 2012 1:09 AM EST up reply actions
How with as much as she pouts is this possible
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 1:11 AM EST up reply actions
Well that's the thing. She pouts until about 10
Says she’s going home and actually goes up to her room. We don’t see either of them until the next morning
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Feb 14, 2012 1:15 AM EST up reply actions
Noticed you called this her room.
Intentional?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 1:17 AM EST up reply actions
No not at all
But same thing
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Feb 14, 2012 1:19 AM EST up reply actions
....yes...
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Feb 14, 2012 1:06 AM EST up reply actions
Oh yeah, not really.
But she has stayed here 9 of 13 nights thus far
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Feb 14, 2012 1:12 AM EST up reply actions
Start stealing her shit
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 1:12 AM EST up reply actions
THINK YOU CAN STEAL MY SHIT AND SELL IT?
(OJ’d)
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
She asks, tell her "If I Stole It..."
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 1:14 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
We threw a pair of her slippers away
because a glass got broken by them and she pouted about it. So when one of my roommates and I were cleaning it up, we swept them up and threw them away.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Feb 14, 2012 1:13 AM EST up reply actions
Suggestion
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgCk45nsJto
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 1:18 AM EST up reply actions
I want a gif of the ocelot from last week's Archer
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 14, 2012 1:16 AM EST reply actions
SERPENTINE!
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Feb 14, 2012 6:13 AM EST up reply actions
we have a 40 bottle on the coffee table in the common room
with the goal of filling it up with pull tabs by the end of the year and then donating them to charity. We’ve been working on it since August. The new roommate (the one with the loud sex) gave it to his freshman girlfriend on a whim.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 14, 2012 1:24 AM EST reply actions
What?
So is it still on your coffee table or did your roomate just ruin the entire “fundraiser”
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 1:27 AM EST up reply actions
he ruined the validation for our drinking
the ronald mcdonald house accepts them to help pay for electrical bills.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 14, 2012 1:29 AM EST up reply actions
Oh okay...conflict of tenses there
Why would he give his girlfriend an empty 40 bottle full of tabs? Was this his Valentine’s Day gift?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 1:32 AM EST up reply actions
Refined bauxite fetish
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 14, 2012 1:33 AM EST up reply actions
that's what my other roommate and I can't figure out
regardless, we’re pretty pissed
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 14, 2012 1:36 AM EST up reply actions
How filled up was it?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 1:36 AM EST up reply actions
about halfway. there were maybe 600 tabs in there from various parties over the course of last semester
nothing on hell beast level, but a dick move.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 14, 2012 1:40 AM EST up reply actions
Is his girlfriend hot at least?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 14, 2012 1:42 AM EST up reply actions
Hasta mañana, y'all.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
all right folks, bedtime.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 14, 2012 1:41 AM EST reply actions
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"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 14, 2012 7:27 AM EST reply actions





































