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Around SBN: Worst-To-First: Which NFL Team Can Make The Jump In 2012?

No one takes a specific path to a career. Some head straight into their chosen profession, while others take a more circuitous route in finding their calling. Larry Fedora did not believe in karate so much as he lived it without thinking. One day he woke up and no longer needed to karate, and left for football. The gi still hangs in his closet, though. On quiet nights when the wife and kids are away visiting family, he puts it on and remembers the words of a woman he's long since forgotten: "I've got a black belt/ It makes my heart melt."

COMPARISON REVEALS UNNATURAL SIMILARITY.

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In off-seasons past I'd just about now be settling in to read the Digital Viking....

/sigh
//heavy sigh

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 10, 2012 4:22 PM EST reply actions  

DAMN YOU for reminding me.

Now I’m starting to yearn.

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Feb 10, 2012 4:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I was just gonna say I long for them

You went past that to yearn.

You must be in a world of pain.

by ItsComplicated on Feb 10, 2012 4:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Wearing black belt to the shower?

It would make Sandusky think twice.

……… Too soon?

by Michael J Pigott on Feb 10, 2012 4:47 PM EST reply actions  

Yes.

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by jonfmorse on Feb 10, 2012 4:56 PM EST up reply actions  

too soon, possibly forever

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by dudebrabroman on Feb 10, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I'M GOING TO SHABOOMS!

Shut Up! I must have my EDSBS and my bourbons!!

by Eddie Teach on Feb 10, 2012 5:39 PM EST reply actions  

Did you read the "Open Letter from Kenny Powers to Tim Tebow" on Grantland

It was fucking magical.

"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal

by stempke on Feb 10, 2012 6:00 PM EST up reply actions  

i made it past 2:00.

they weren’t telling me who they were and what they were here to say.

Eat what the monkey eats, then eat the monkey. -U.S. Navy survival guidance

by psudrozz on Feb 10, 2012 5:48 PM EST reply actions  

I hate the off-season

but no Digital Viking makes it worse

by BamaFaninATL on Feb 12, 2012 9:37 AM EST reply actions  

I do not know where you found that. . . .

. . .but put it back, now.

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."--John Heisman

"I'm not upset about the U allegations," tweeted Cleveland Indians closer Chris Perez, who pitched at Miami. "I'm mad we didn't win anything while we were cheating."

by Aardvark on Feb 12, 2012 10:57 AM EST reply actions  

Thanks for not posting this one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC9JZxxlk4s&feature=related

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."--John Heisman

"I'm not upset about the U allegations," tweeted Cleveland Indians closer Chris Perez, who pitched at Miami. "I'm mad we didn't win anything while we were cheating."

by Aardvark on Feb 12, 2012 11:04 AM EST reply actions  

This is that wierd place where the Karate Kid and Revenge of the Nerds conjoin

The similarities are way to good.

Clap your hands everybody, and everybody clap your hands!
We’re Lambda Lambda Lambda and… Omega Mu
We come here on stage tonight to do a show for you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoFJ9M1W4G0

by k00laid on Feb 13, 2012 9:57 AM EST reply actions  

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