The Big East took out an ad in Times Square to welcome Memphis, guys! (Image by RHJ)
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Somebody has to welcome them, I suppose
West Virginia fans hate everybody. They remember every snub and joke and bit of snark. And they never forgive, and they never, ever forget. In other words, they're a lot like West Virginians in general.
by Kid Tenderloin on Feb 10, 2012 11:53 AM EST reply actions
Obviously the reports of WVU and the Big East settled are true
Otherwise the couch would be on fire.
How many Manhattanites assumed this had something to do with the "Memphis" musical?
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Feb 10, 2012 12:49 PM EST reply actions
Trick question
There are no Manhattanites in Times Square
by The Monsieur on Feb 10, 2012 3:56 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
and there is everything else
"Coach Hayes always told us that when TV takes over college athletics, that would be the end of college athletics."
-John Hicks
Twitter: @ConquestNorman
by Culp's Freaking Hill on Feb 12, 2012 11:17 AM EST up reply actions
Rutgers will be most displeased.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 10, 2012 12:53 PM EST reply actions
How dare Memphis intrude into the...
OMGNEWYORKTEEVEEMARKET!!!!!!!!!111oneoneoneunounouno
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Feb 10, 2012 1:02 PM EST up reply actions
They thought they had a monopoly on the New York market and Big East schools based in post apocalyptic hellholes.
Good thing they’ll be joining the B1G in two years along with Notre Dame, Eastern Michigan South Florida Middle Tennessee UMass
Another reason Memphis wanted out of CUSA
Ass-rocketry in Huntington, WV
A West Virginia college student is suing a fraternity for negligence, claiming he fell off a deck because a bottle rocket went off in another student’s rectum.
Troll hard, ’Eer bros. Troll hard.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Saw this quote
“Instead of launching, the bottle rocket blew up in the defendant’s rectum, and this startled the plaintiff and caused him to jump back”
Which put this in my head, and so it comes full circle

/win
Further reenforcing my view that more crazy shit goes down in West Virginia than in Florida, Ohio, California, and Russia combined but the low literacy rate means much of it is not documented for our enjoyment.
by Mango Stasi on Feb 10, 2012 2:51 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Police work is difficult, too
No dental records.
All DNA looks the same.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 10, 2012 3:36 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
oh, even if nowhere near as much crazy stuff goes on per capita in CA than in WV
I’m sure we’ve got we’ve got them beat in pure numbers. I mean maybe — though I’m not completely convinced — the average West Virginian is crazier than the average Californian. But twenty times crazier? No way.
Fuck DG, you know that's Marshall country....
Why you want to tar good, hard-partying Mountaineers with the same brush as those clowns.
BTW, like I told jokastrength on the CI, I’ve been to many parts of south and central Ohio, you sure you want to continue this line of argument?
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 10, 2012 2:59 PM EST up reply actions
Huntington ain't the kind of place to raise your kids.
In fact, it’s cold as hell.
by Nick's Hat Band on Feb 10, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
Huntington ain't the kind of place, period.
West Virginia fans hate everybody. They remember every snub and joke and bit of snark. And they never forgive, and they never, ever forget. In other words, they're a lot like West Virginians in general.
by Kid Tenderloin on Feb 10, 2012 3:50 PM EST up reply actions
And Green'd by a MtnEer
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 10, 2012 4:15 PM EST up reply actions
Obviously, anybody named Louis Helmberg III should be at Swarthmore
with his prep school roommate J. Snotsworth Lardbottom IV.
West Virginia fans hate everybody. They remember every snub and joke and bit of snark. And they never forgive, and they never, ever forget. In other words, they're a lot like West Virginians in general.
WVU
Have to spend that 20 million they’re getting off WVU somehow. They’re definitely not spending it on improving their football after all.















